| RaceWars |
| Episode II - Attack of the Pasties |
| Prologue |
| "Roger that, Charli in the forest at your 6." Oreo Kanobi radioed to Moda. Moda spun around and popped 4 shots and hit the opposing team's captain dead center in his mask. The horn sounded which meant another victory for the Street Knights. It has been 3 months since Fropac and Darth Mullet had disappeared into the unknown dimension. The operations have lessned over the past month due to money problems, they had to resort to participating in 3 man paintball tournaments to win money. Who was this third person that has joined the group, why it is Lil Miss Airhead Ali. She has taken over Commodore 64's position in the group and has sworn to herself to find her brother Darth Mullet. She technically doesnt play paintball though, she just finds a hiding spot and hides the whole match. Moda and Oreo do most of the work and they always seems to win, well mostly. When accepting their trophy and prizes, someone in the audience dropped the N bomb and directed it towards Oreo Kanobi. "BITCH PLEASE, WHO SAID THAT!?" Oreo yelled out. Everyone parted and pointed at the Pasties team captain. "YALL WANNA SEE ME SMASH SOME FRUIT!" Oreo yelled. The crowd responded with a "HELL YEAH!" Yet, instead of pulling out a mallet, Oreo pulled out his sidearm paintball gun and said "I AINT GOING OUT LIKE NO PUNK BITCH!" He shot the captain 9 times in the head. The captain fell over clutching his head and moaning. Airhead walked over to the team leader stepped over him and said "You always often took more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson." For some odd reason all the players in attendance still had their paint guns with them and the whole scene erupted into a big shootout. Quickly, the teams took sides with either the Street Knights or the Pasties. This is the beginning as records tell it to the Great 7 Months War that will be raged on all fronts of the Galaxy Erie. |
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