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Chapter 2 - "Flap Your Wings"

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It took Darth Mullet and Commodore 65 fifteen minutes to bike over to harborfest, what awaited them, scared the shit out of both of the, literally....?
There standing in the midst of the festival was none other then Weapon of 'MASS' Destruction herself, NIKKI PARADISE!!! "IM GONNA EAT YOU!!!" She yelled.
"She yelled? wtf are you writing man, that bitch probably has a penis." Darth Mullet yelled.
Ally interrupted Commodore's response "Ahh i see you guys have arrived, very good, here is the situation.Reports show that Paradise is eating up people and wreaking havoc. Your equipment is located at checkpoint alpha located in the van behind me. Exterminate this dilemma or 'you' will be exterminated. Get this over with before the sun goes down, thats when I kick it."
Confused and umm confused Darth Mullet and Commodore nodded and ran to the van. They opened the trunk doors and before them stood their arsenal of weapons that they both vowed not to use for a while now that Pasties threat was mostly nuetralized. Yet, they had to use these weapons if they wanted to stand a chance. They both picked up their gear bags they had stowed their favorite pieces of equipment in. They both took 5 pods of paintballs and air. Commodore was just about ot close the doors when Darth Mullet suddently stopped him.
"You cant forget the rope!" Darth Mullet yelled.
"What the hell do u need a rope for!?" Commodore asked.
"You never know" Darth Mullet answered.
Darth Mullet quickly snatched up the rope and flung it around his shoulder. They dropped their bags and opened them up. Darth Mullet took out his paintball rocket launcher fitted with an infarred scope and a leather grip. He attached the strap to his marker and flung it around his shoulder, he finally took out his cloak and threw it over his shoulders.
Commodore opened his bag, he took out his prize and money. His customized Spyder paintball marker fitted with a computer to adjust everything possible a m203 paint grenade launcher and of course a leather grip. He strapped his marker around his shoulder and threw on his cloak.
There both of them stood, armed and ready to go into hell and back. Well not really..."Here dont put this on, it will mask you from Nikki." Airhead said, she tossed them a bottle. Commodore caught it and read "Stench of the Kayla...made by Ass Products." Both of them put it on and headed out into the mess.
Fiited with a headset, both of them could comunicate easier now. They split up, Commodore took the west part of the carnival and Darth Mullet took the east part. Their plan? I dunno.
"Darth Mullet come in..." Commodore radioed.
"Rodger Rabbit.." Darth Mullet said.
"I got a situation here...umm.. well i think you should come and see for yourself." Commodore said.
5 minutes later Darth Mullet came running up to Commodore's position, it was outside the arcade tent, and in that tent stood the god of all games. Dance Dance Revolution.
"Unplug it" Darth Mullet said. "That game is the devil, its worse then Harry Potter."
"Well you see, i already did unplug it, and its still on. Its like, it alive or something. I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night." Commodore said.
"THATS BECAUSE IT IS ALIVE!!" Darth Mullet yelled out, he primed his rocket launcher and shot the hell out of the game.
"I was locked in that game for weeks, i never told you this, but thats where i went when i was captured by the late k to the power cubed group. Ever stinking second i was dancing to that, i remembered every move. Thats how you survived, if you lost, you were officially 'served' and sent to the holding cell with only gamecube to play, it was hell. Just like nam." Darth Mullet said.
Darth Mullet turned away and walked towards Nikki.
"COME GET ME YOU LOOSE CANADIAN WHORED TANK!!" Darth Mullet yelled. Commodore stood back, he did not know where this sudden change in Darth Mullet came from, before he could finish his though, a stong wind came out of no where, tents started to blow over and the lone dead bush rolled across the area between Nikki and Darth Mullet.
"No way... He has mastered the art of powering up, man this is really gonna keep me up at night." Commodore said to himself. He sat down on his knees and sat on his heels. He started to meditate, the only way for him to power up. He knew shear force was not gonna win this, it was in the power of the street that was gonna be his only hope.
Commodore sat meditating for 10 minutes, he opened his eyes, it was dark, strom clouds rolled in and lightning was striking down everywhere around the place. He spotted Darth Mullet, lightning was flaring out of him his hair had gone from mullet to mohawk, the true form of a Street Master. He possesed the red bladed walmart light saber. He stood their looking at Nikki Paradise who was stood there looking down in great confusion.
Darth Mullets voice got real high and squeeky "PIKACHUUUU!!!" Darth Mullet yelled out and he ran and jumped with great speed he drew back his lightsaber to strike Nikki Paradise, but Nikkie Paradise swatted him out of the air like a fly. Darth Mullet was sent plummeting towards the ground, a foot before he hit, he stopped himself using his new powers he possesed. He looked at the ground, his eyed wide, realizing what he had just learned.... he.... could.....fly. He spun around and flew towards Nikki with his blade held straight foward. He dodged Nikkis attempt to swat him out of the air and struck her in the leg. She fell down to her knees
"I got this bitch kneeling" Darth Mullet said.
Commodore grabbed for his lightsaber and flung out the blade, it was green, he too was know a Street Master. He knealt down and jumped into the air, he went soaring into the air and started to crow, he was so excited he coulda had an orgasim....he darted back down to where nikki was, he drew back his light saber and let a loud furious battlecry "FRRRRREEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM!!" he stuck Nikki in the neck sending her head first into the ground. Ripples waved out from where she fell and shook the ground for a ten mile radius.
Commodore landed and brushed his shoulders off, Darth Mullet walked back to where their bikes were, he hopped on and waited for Commodore 64.
"Wtf man, we can fly now." Commodore said.
"That will attract to much attention, we gotta keep it on the dizzle izzle fo shizzle my nizzle" Darth Mullet said.
"Oly Oly Oxen Free" Commodore responded. They were now ready to face ANYTHING....