| Chapter 4 - Mace's Welcome Back |
| **Stutter, Stutter** Everyone shifted back and forth... "Whoaaaa, that was the worst lagg ever, I must of been stuck for months." Commodore said. "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaacckkk." Justin Dayoff said. "Oh you, I should thank you Justin, because of your stupidity to go on KINGTV, you fed me a grave warning and that led to my escape." Commodore said. "IM NOT STUPID! IM GONNA BE AN ANCHORMAN SOMEDAY! YOU SAW THE PHONY PICTURE I MADE OFF OF WILL FERRELL'S!" Justin yelled out with a high pitched voice. "Whatever, its been so long, i forget what is even going on...." Commodore said. Airhead chirped in "Your supposed to escape and get frodo and free Darth Mullet for the school is underattack." "Ayyyeee, I remember now, im sorry Justin but will you kindly hand over that hang glider.. because nig... i dont even know how to use it, but i need it to get down." Commodore demanded. Justin declared, "Im sorry, partner, but I came to this first, I here by claim this hang glider for the ownership of KINGTV staff and crew." "Dude, are we even enemies, I remember coming up here and you staring me down, then we had that lag spike, i am all confused. But if you do not give up the hang glider, I will be forced to take affirmative action." Commodore said forcefully. "I will like to note, I am a republican and im ready to fight for something not worth fighting for." Justin stated. "Note taken." Commodore said. "Dude, fuck it, either give me that contraption or i will put you in the full nelson and tell you how big your titties are." "Enough of this jibberish nonsense, lets dance." Justin said, They ran at eachother and Commodore flipped over Justin and did a swinging back kick which sent Justin sprawled on all fours. He picked Justin up and put him in the full nelson bitch, and told him how big his titties were. "I learned this from Nelson Mendela." Commodore64 said. "I should of expected this, everyone on KINGTV always messes up thats why our broadcasts are never perfect." Justin said as he shook his head. "Now who do you work for, and who is behind the CA attack?" Commodore asked. Justin answered, "Well I used to work for Jill Johnson, but after i hit that from both sides, i moved on, Mr. Quinn, the blind student teacher with his dog are the culprits behind the attack, but if you want to get to him you have to get past his partners in crime. His right hand man Kelli, the blind freshman with that bitch of a stick heads his security. Underneath Kelli is Billy, the one on the wheelchair that lights up. He oversees all projects are carried out, that child is a mastermind, get past him you should have no problem taking down Mr. Quinn." "You dont say... well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake, looks like i have my work cutout for me, only two people who will be able to help me, just arrived Oreo from his European Campaign, and FROdo. Oreo wont be in school of course, I dont know how i will get FROdo out of school."Commodore said, he let Justin go, he told Justin to tell his leader to be afraid, because the next shadow Mr. Quinn will see, will be his last. With that done, Commodore tested the wind and picked up the hang glider and had no idea how to use it, just when he was about to give up trying to figure out the hanglider, he heard a gyrocopter coming close, "could it be" he thought to himself. Commodore64 did a 180 and there was WhiteHawkII piloted by FROdo, but something was different about this WhiteHawkII, it was made of wood. FROdo said "Sensed something was wrong, so I made this gyro in wood class just like I make everything else in wood class and took it for a test flight over here, whats going on?" Commodore answered, "The time has come again to unite under one banner, to be called back up into arms, and fight once again, for the same old bullshit..." Just when FROdo thought he was gonna hear a good speech, he was turned off when he realized, it was gonna be the same ole' same ole'. "We need to meet up with Oreo and see if he is willing to be called back into arms, you know i really thought the Nikki Paradise Campaign was my last. I dont know if Oreo Kanobi will be rested enough from his European Campaign, I heard David Beckham put a real hurting on him in a soccer match. And we need to get to the armory and dust off our equipment and get it all ready ASAP. Lets go.." Commodore said. "Ok Commodorewise Gamgee the 64th, lets put a hurting on this piece" FROdo said. |