| Chapter 1 - Lifes a Beach |
| "Im getting to old for this shit, I think im going to hang up my gear, and by that...Im gonna sell it on ebay. Ive proven myself time and time again. I must relinguish my throne and give other people a chance to thrive. I believe my time is soon, and this time, I will not be able to pull through and stop this evil. You must understand where I come from, because of me, many lives have been lost. People say the war is still going on, I say it's over. I cant take in another fight, so much death, so much hate. I can only offer you this one piece of advice, never...give....up." <click> Commodore 64 hung up the phone. "Who were you talking to?" Darth Mullet asked. "A telemarketer" Commodore answered. "DING!" the timer went off meaning the pizza was ready, Darth Mullet got up and took the pizza out of the oven, "You ready for one last pizze before school starts?" Darth Mullet asked. "HELL YA!! I LOVE ME NINJA PIZZA!" Commodore said excitedly. "?Ninja pizza?" Airhead asked. Commodore jumped high into the air sending him airborne with his flying ablilities. "Holy shit where did u come from?" Commodore asked. "Oh you know... my mother... so what is ninja pizza?" Airhead siad. "pizza that fanish without trace." Commodore responded. "Well guys eat up, we going to the beach. We gonna celebrate last day of summer by going beached whale spotting." Airhead said. "Ayyyeeeee, good plan. I love to froleck on the beach." Commodore said. "Imma call up Frodo, see if he wants to go." Darth Mullet called up Frodo and asked him if he wanted to go, Darth Mullet went silent as Frodo answered. Dath Mullet shook his head and hung up the phone. "He said he had to get to lvl 30 so he cant come." Darth Mullet said. "Who is Frodo?" Airhead asked. "Jordan" Darth Mullet said. Airhead nodded he head.."Who is this Jordan character?" Airhead asked. "a person" Commodore answered. "Is this person black?" Airhead asked. Darth Mullet waved his hand infront of Airhead and said..."You will not ask ignorant questions, only i am allowed to do that." "I will not ask ignorant questions, only you can do that." Airhead said. "Well lets go to the beach, Oreo is still in Europe.."Commodore was starting to say, but Darth Mullet cut him off. "Ya, he is raving it up with acid." Airhead was talking to her girlfriends online and one asked "Doesnt Oreo have a glass eye?" The three of them, well Kayla does count since they didnt want her to come. Yet she kept on crying cuz they never let her do anything with them, yet she wonders why... maybe its because it doesnt look right when a 7th grader hangs with high schoolers..i dont know.. it keeps me up at night tho. First the three of them went putt putting at harborview, then they took the bus to the peninsula where they wondered around aimlessly. Commodore had a smile on his face the whole, for the first time he felt free, he didnt have to be looking over his shoulder every second to stay alive. "Hey lets his up a beach and see whats crackalacking..." Commodore suggested. The three of them hit up beach 11 and started to walk by the shoreline. "HEY LOOK ITS A BEACHED WHALE!" Airhead pointed and said, she took out her cell phone and took a picture of the fat person laying down catching a tan. "AND HEY LOOK!!" Commodore yelled out and pointed, the other two followed to where he was pointing. When their eyes came upon where he was pointing..there lay the most gorgeous lady they ever layed their eyes upon. Commodore could hardly speak but he let out this one phrase "IT'S....A....BEACHED....DOLPHIN..." Airhead snapped out of the trance she was in and asked. "WHAT THE HELL IS A BEACHED DOLPHIN!?" "Why its a fine ass girl that lays out on the beach....DUHHH" Commodore answered. It came time to leave, they caught a ride to starbucks, bought their usual and walked outside and sat at one of the tables. "Im gonna miss summer, im never gonna forget the times had this summer." Commodore said. "Oh yeah like what?" Airhead asked. "Well one memory that i will retain for a while just happened not to long ago. It happened at the last 8th grade tuesdays..and what i saw burned a whole in my brain and will stay there forever.. it had changed my whole perception on life." Commodore said and he glanced over at Darth Mullet who put his head down and started laughing. Airhead sensing that 8th grade tuesdays was something that she never heard of and didnt care about, she just nodded her head. She did not know that he meant the event at the Ampitheater on tuesdays. "Well this is to summer." Airhead said. She held out her drink and the rest of them toasted. "To Starbucks" Darth Mullet said and they toasted again. "To 8th grade tuesdays" Commodore said and again they toasted, Commodore and Darth Mullet held back a laugh during the toast. "To beached whales" Airhead said and yet again they toasted. "To Frodo hopefully hitting lvl 30" Darth Mullet said and toasted. "To beached dolphins" Commodore said and they toasted. "To Sanka Coffee" Darth Mullet said and they toasted. "To the sledgod" Airhead said and they toasted, they kept toasting for the rest of the day... Finally they got home around 9:30 pm.. they said their goodbyes and went home and slept. They next day it was the first day of school. Commodore got ready and stood outside for Airhead and Darth Mullet to pick him up. Their mom drove down the street, Darth Mullet was riding shotgun and Airhead said in the back. They stopped and Commodore 64 climbed in and closed the door. They were off to school... |