"Why don't you take a spoon and eat my ass!" -Debbie and Mary
"You know what they say about big feet?!" -Shannon
"Two Blondes make a right!" -Shannon
"Guys are duh's!" "DUH!!" -Debbie to Shannon
"Damnit I'am hott!" "Yes! yes you are Deb and don't let anyone tell you different!" -Debbie to Shannon
"A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will sit right next to you in a jail and say that was fucking awesome!" -Debbie
"Tap that ass!" -Laura
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of trunk space for the bodies!" -Dani
"Deb doesn't know how to lock a door!" -Kristin
"Worry about you and you only! and admit and accept people are better than you!" -Shaun
"Oh! I've got the lipshitz yea bud!" -Sarah G.
"You can suck my blue fuzzy balls!" -Debbie
"There are 4 "Ohh's!" in Orli's name. I always knew he was orgasimic." -Jen
"Chicks before Dicks!" -Bling and Ching
"DUH! DUH! DUH!" -Gary
"Dude we're like the Ambiguously Gay Duo from SNL!" -Roxy (Ace)
"Bring out the sacrificial french fry!" -Stacy
"That's fucked up!" -Laura
"Close it bitch!" "I'm claustrohobic ok!" -Laura and Debbie
"Does it purposely choke or does it for real?!" -Staysha
"We're all special. We're all just a bunch of special fuckers." -Kristin
"I have 3 nees. My 2 knees and my weenie!" -Andy
"One night stands are over at the end of the night, but Syphillus lasts a lifetime." -Keith
"He's not gay-gay, he's homosexual-flaming gay." -Shannon (about men)
"If I hear a sqealing pig, I'll know it's you." -Debbie to Sarah
"Wow...you went from being an asshole to a whole ass!" -Katie
"If the world was a logical place Men would ride side-saddle." -Sara
"This sucks rocks!" -Debbie
"Look what i did with my finger. Imagine what i can do my whole hand." -Cara
"You want to unzip my pants...with your mouth?" -Cara
"It's like wow, they've had a penis before I have!" -Debbie
"Holy Graphic!" -Laura
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." -Scott (Samson)
"You're unique, just like everyone else." -Scott (Samson)
"You can't look at the world through a mirror" -Ben
"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" -Ben
"1: Always say yes to hott guys. 2: Always, ALWAYS, do everything for the cock!" -Dr. Laura
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!" -Debbie
"I luv ya like a crazy monkey!" -Kristin
This is all i have so far...if you have any you would like to share with me please let me know and i'll be sure to put them on here! Thanks!
