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| Jenny |
| Also Known As: Jenny Driver, Jen Bug, The Designated Driver, Crack Monkey |
| Hay Y'all! I'm Jenny, the infamous Designated Driver. I dunno what to say here, but yeah! So umm... I drive and do my best to crack the most jokes possible. Pictured to the left is me in my car - there's a peak inside for ya! Wow! My car really looks kinda nice in this pic - damn fine camera work! My car never looks that good! But anyway, I suppose any car that can survive hood bouncing, trunk dancing, ice cream on the windows, vomit on the carpet, the loss of all 4 hubcaps, broken speakers, smoking stereos, and a drive up "rectum" street really deserves an award of sorts. Oh well, it gets ghetto bouncing - that's enough! |
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| Now, for the Facts: Full Name: Jennifer Lynne Hendryx Birthdate: April 21, 1983 Age: 20 years old Title: Jenny "Driver" & overnight hostess Member Position: proprietor of ghetto mobile Favorite Cd: currently "Smile Empty Soul" Ghetto Style: toad-ally punk'd out Collective Collectibles: monkeys & ladybugs Bad-Ass Bedroom: "Asian Persuassion" motif |
| REWARD POSTED AT $100,000,000 |
| Passtimes that pay off... Dancer by day, bouncer by night! |
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| That's me! With an actual monkey! And one that turns the crank on a music box thingy-ma-bobber.. this so kicks ass - I'm stealing it and holding it hostage! |
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| Last seen in the driver's seat of this car, as pictured. |
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