| Stupid Answers To Stupid Questions (in order from oldest to most recent - aka: newest questions at the bottom) |
| From Shamu: Do you guys eat fish? Danielle: Only fish from the ocean. I don't like the creek/lake bony fish. Jenny: I only order fish from restaurants with "Fish-N-Chips" in the title. Amber: Only if it served with malt vinegar. Becca: Yeah, I eat fish. From Tyler: "How many guys have you kissed? Are any of you single yet? PLEASE" Jenny: 2. Better question, are any of you single still? And...yes. Not me. Danielle: Too many, but I'm not a whore. Becca: 4. Amber: 1 and still kissing. From Phillip: "Becca, don't you feel dissed with beccashaun? Amber, how come you don't write on here? Jenny, talk about your man. Danielle, why are you not in a relationship girl? You are funny!" Danielle: Ghettobouncing law prohibits me from having a successful relationship. No, really, I would love to find a nerd to have a nerdy romance with, but it hasn't happened yet. Jenny: Well then, my man is hot, damn hot!! He's 1/4 japanese, and in a garage band; about 5'8" and maybe 140 lbs. He's hella skinny. Becca: Yes. Amber: Still pondering. From Tyler: "What are you afraid of? What has been your sexiest moment? When have you wanted to melt away because a guy was so cute? When was your best kiss?" Jenny: Well, considering that I think we should start puting a limit on how many questions you can ask in one entry... spiders & snakes, umm it's my moment not to share, when that guy was named Brad Pitt, when I kissed my boyfriend for the 10 thousandth time. Danielle: I am afraid of spiders, rejection, failure, and Mary Kate's curly smile. My sexiest moment...oh I don't have one! I am ashamed to say I am too spastic and dorky to be sexy, but I do have potential. Melting away...I near swooned when Hot 311 Guy was perusing the pudding and he looked up and gave me the most wicked smile. The best kiss...I dunno. I was laying down on a couch or something, and he kissed me on the forehead, and I thought it was the sweetest thing ever. Amber: Becca: Snakes, spiders, and mini-legged crawly thingies. Declined to answer second question. When I was in high school there was a guy who was drop dead gorgeous. All the time with Shaun. From Sammmmmm: "Why are you attracted to 80 year old men, Danielle?" Jenny: This one's all your Nellers. Amber: Is there something you'd like to share Danielle? Becca: What the hell? Danielle: Because I love long, grey hair protruding out of ear canals, nostrils, and shirt collars. From Nyx: "What is a boomerrang?" Jenny: And now time for the educational section of our site... a boomerrang is a semi-L shaped object that when thrown properly returns back to the hands of the thrower. Danielle: Isn't that like, a rollercoaster? Amber: Consult a dictionary. Becca: I don't know, ask the australians. From Jenna L: "Why do you call it ghettobounce? Are you actually bouncing in your seats or does your car have that gas thingy that make it jump?" Jenny: Those are called hydraulics, and no. But haven't you ever "bounced" down the street in your car? Cuz the speakers are bouncing..... that's it, yeah. Danielle: You, my friend, also need to catch up on the ghettobouncing reading assignments with Phillip. Amber: Well, I sorta pop my head up and down at random when we drive passed the same place with the same people outside 3 or 4 times. Becca: Once again, I don't know..... ask the... uhmmmm... ah hell the australians. From Julia Childs: "What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?" Jenny: Sloppy joes, salmon, or umm............ probably anything from King Fong really - we just like it for the waitresses. Danielle: Fried chicken vulvas. Amber: A mosquito eater that was floating in my drink cup. I coughed up a wing and a leg. Becca: Yankee Pot Roast from Carrows in P'ville and deep fried calamari. From Steven: "What color is the wind?" Jenny: Ummm, depends on what's blowing in it. And you thought you stumped us. Well, coming outta your butt prolly brown, hahahahahahahahaha! Danielle: I am not sure it is one color, because I know that you can paint with all the colors of the wind. Amber: But only if you ask the grinning bobcat why he grins. Becca: And only if you can sing with all the voices of the mountains. Hot Scott: "What's the worst song to have stuck in your head?" Jenny: The song that never ends from lambchops play along. Or how many licks, but only the part where becca moans along. Danielle: Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out! Amber: Everybody in the club get tipsy! Becca: The I Love You song by Barney. |
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