| WORD OF MOUF |
| "You broke it you dillwad!" - Jenny to Danielle "You can't like crack it... it's just like a bone!" - Danielle to others "Like cheese through a goose." - Danielle to Jenny "Remember that time you came to my WHORE!!!" - Becca to patrons of May Wah Chinese Restaurant "She doesn't want to eat her worms, she just wants to play with them." - Jenny to Becca about Danielle "Get up off my nuggets b*tch!" - Jenny to kitty, Smokey the Bear "I wanna chew my orange juice." - Danielle to others "Let's see some TITTIES!!!" - Becca to patrons of King Fong Chinese Buffet "Hey 'Hot 311 Guy'!!"- Danielle to 'Hot 311 Guy.' "I like things between my toes...plus they remind me of Jesus." -Brainman to Bachelorette "That ain't no baby, that's a pee-low." - Amber to all "We went to Build-A-Bear, which is basically where you build a bear!" - BeccaShaun to Jenny "How do YOU eat Danielle?!" - Jenny to Danielle "ha ha ha huh hee heeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" - Chinese waiter to above comment "Can I go home with you guys?" - Chinese waiter as we left Diamond Chinese "I like to make them groan." - Danielle to co-worker, in reference to old people and grocery bags. "I'm Russian, and I want to play golf." - Wierd girl to absolutely no one in the shoe aisles at WalMart Folsom. "Wasn't there like, two pig movies?"-Danielle to Jen "The second one was named Gordy!"- Danielle to Jen, in reference to the other other pig movie. "He was hotter then shit on rice!" -Becca to Jenny "Who shops here, Sasquatch?" -Danielle to Jenny, in regards to the giant size shoes at WalMart Folsom. "I'll grind your ass into a fine powder!" -Danielle to Jenny, in regards to a coffeeshop "Wow, I got totally soundtracked there." - Danielle talking to herself about being sidetracked. "Locked up tight like my chastity belt." - Jenny in reference to The Barefoot Contessa after 5 pm. "Jen... Pull over." - Becca in a 5 second pre-vomitous state. |
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