If you treat a woman like an object, thats just wrong, but if you treat an object like a woman, that's just sick.
(((ZAP)))! Ur a sexy Beast!
I was just sitting there, walking.
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's all gone.
If your reading between the lines...maybe you NEED GLASSES!
If you want control, get a remote.
Be yourself. everyone else is taken.
***Am I really that SiMpLe?***
What is love spelt backwards? : EVOL! Makes ya think doesnt it??
Let's discuss right and left, your right I left.
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
I used to have a handle on life...but then it Broke.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, curiosity made the kittens.
The hamster's dead but the wheel is still turning.
I'd rather be short than BUILT LIKE A MAN!
People say life is short, I say life is shorter.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
It's not when wild animals attack, its more like when stupid people get bit.
If at first you don't succeed, maybe failing is your thing.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
A fly can't bird..but a bird can fly...think about it!!
I'm not smilin at you, i'm tryin not to laugh!
It's not easy being me, but it sure is funny watching people try.
To catch me, you gotta be fast, To find me you gotta be smart, But to be me? DAMN! You must be kidding!
An answer to that nagging question..........I let the dogs out!
Ok Angels are all good n stuff? Where's the fun in that?
Your envy creates my energy, Ever wonder why i'm so hyper?
You think your so cool, you think your all that--well psssh, what's up with that?
Last night I had a dream where I still loved you... I woke up SCREAMING!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you
Guys are like slinkies, its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
I love him, o yes I do, he's for me, not for you, and if by chance you take my place...i'll take my fist and smash your face:D