Funnny and krazy Maker quotes!

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"Loads of us ran down high street in Wigan (U.K.) in the middle of the night with no cloths on. We dared ourselfs. Thought it would be a good idea. People were laughing. We ran with our cloths under our arms and then put our cloths back on at the other end of the street.--Christian on his dare

"Scary box!"-- Mark on MSN interview

"F*ck you man, we're not a boy band!-- Christian on MSN interview

*An old man voice* "25 years ago.." --Christian on when the band 1st met

"There's so many good looking, young celebrities out there it's hard to choose. Britney is nice, pretty, and successful"--Ste on his celebrity crush

"Erotic"--Mark decribing himself in 1 word

"You get free stuff, you can jump in line at DisneyLand. But you have to watch what you say, and lose your privacy--Christian on the perks of be famous

"Throw a pint of beer on a girl and ask, 'Let me get you out of those wet clothes'"--Christian's fav pick up line

"We don't get sick of each other, but we do like our space. No we don't get sick of each other. We're like brothers... and sisters"--Mark

"I collect flowers"--Christian pretending to be Mark

"I'm really good at sleeping"--Mark on his hidden talent

"I do magic tricks"--Christian on his hidden talent

"So we dropped our pants and showed them our a*s"--Ste on Mtv Confessions

"Fortunately for us, we're just devastatingly handsome"--Christian in YM magazine

"Ugly boybands. If they could sing though, they�d be okay. But I�m not against manufactured bands"--Mark on what he would ban

"I�d ban Lolly and Aqua too. Any cheesy pop- I hate it!"--Ste

"I reckon my mum would be a good Prime Minister- she�s really hard working and very caring. My brother Daniel could be her deputy �cos he would have to take orders form my mum! I�d be the head of the army, �cos I�m solid- I used to do a bit of boxing. Britney Spears and Janet Jackson would be my princesses, oh, and Madonna of course. And I think Lee Evans would be my court jester, �cos he�s a very funny bloke!"--Mark on who he'd give top jobs to if he was king of the world

"Instead of money, I�d make people use nail clippings. The bigger they were, the more they�d be worth, so you�d have to grow them really long, and then cut them to get rich"--Ste on what he would use instead of money

"I do boxing, but I don�t practice on these two"--Mark on his type of excrise

"I had a pair of pink jeans-haha! I was only about 8"-- Mark on his fashion faux

"Course, we don�t (bleep) on paper on the floor. We don�t live together anymore"--Chrstian on if they guys were domisticated

"I would never strip off to further my career. I�d strip off for a laugh when I�m drunk! But it wouldn�t further my career"--Mark

"I was a bit nervous the first time, but I�m not anymore. It�s a really grown-up, scary thing to do. Everything else in life is talked about openly, but sex is secretive"--Christian

"Lads won�t show their slushy side to their mates, but most guys are quite sensitive and soon learn that it�s best to be themselves around girls"--Ste

"I watch Antiques Roadshow. I love guessing how much things are worth!"--Mark

"Yeah, once you�ve seen one porn mag, you�ve seen �em all"--Christian

"Boys don�t always go for girls who remind them of their mum. I know Christian�s mum well and she�s nothing like his last girlfriend, Caprice!�--Ste

"I�ve got a selection of hair gels and moisturisers, and I�m happy to dig out the fake tan if I�m looking pale�--Mark

"As a kid, I had this big teddy that I loved. When I was 10, my mum gave it to my cousin and I was gutted!�-- Ste

"I use moisturiser every day, so that when I�m 40, I won�t look like a leather handbag"--Christian

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