their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes
his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you
idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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