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1~ THE ONE WITH THE EMBRYOS
�My sister�s gonna have my baby!� -- Frank Jr.
�What is that noise?� - Rachel (after pounding on Joey and Chandler�s door)
�You!� - Chandler
2~ THE ONE WITH THE JELLYFISH
�It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!� -- Ross
�And hey! Just so you know: it�s not that common, it doesn�t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!�
--Rachel
3~ THE ONE WHERE EVERYBODY FINDS OUT
�But they don�t know we know they know.� -- Phoebe
�That whole rage thing is definitely behind me.� (sees Monica �with� Chandler) �What? No! What are you doing! GET OFF MY SISTER!� --Ross
4~ THE ONE WITH THE FOOTBALL
�I went really long.� -- Rachel
5~ THE ONE WITH TWO PARTIES
�I was just moistening the tip.� -- Ross
6~ THE ONE WHERE EDDIE WON�T GO
�He�s standing in the window holding a human head! He�s standing in the window holding a human head!� -- Chandler (about Eddie)
7~ THE ONE HUNDRETH
�Could you just do me a favor and like hold them in?� - Frank Jr.
�Sorry Frank. I�m kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.� -- Phoebe (while in labor)
8~ THE ONE WHERE ROSS GOT HIGH
�I told you it was Chandler that was smoking the pot, but it was me.� - Ross
�And Dad, Chandler didn�t melt your records-Ross did! And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired. He didn�t steal your Playboys-Ross did!� - Monica
�Well Hurricane Gloria didn�t break the porch swing Monica did!� - Ross
�Ross hasn�t worked at the museum for a year!� - Monica
�Monica and Chandler are living together!� - Ross
�Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced. Again!� - Monica
�I love Jacques Cousteau!� - Phoebe
�I wasn�t supposed to put beef in the trifle!� - Rachel
�I wanna go!� - Joey
�That�s a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.� --Mama Gellar
9~ THE ONE WITH CHANDLER IN A BOX
�Fine. Judge all you want to, but married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, live in a box!� -- Monica
�Oh. He can�t talk right now. He�s trying to show Joey how much he means to him.� - Phoebe
�Joey had his reasons.� - Rachel
�They were threefold.� -- Phoebe
10~ THE ONE WHERE NO ONE�S READY
�Look at me. I�m Chandler. Could I be wearin� any more clothes?� -- Joey
***Disclaimer: These ten could actually be jumbled up and switched around from time to time, cause let's face it--all of the episodes are great. I have only highlighted some particularly funny and landmarked shows. My first draft had 27 shows on it.
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