It is no surpise that the big winner of that night was Korey. Winning an astounding 11 awards plus the honarary Vaginal Achievement Award, Korey "Peter Jacksoned" the awards. And of course, with the humility and grace that she is known for at one point of the ceremony, held all her awards up and teased, "Look at all the awards I won!"
She also made a motion to have the awards for next year to be called the Korey Awards. Conceited? Absolutely. Do we still love her anyway? The jury is still out.
Another big winner was the emcee of the evening. Shaun ended up taking home 8 awards. Also winning that night was Kim and Shannon, taking home 3 awards a piece. Also, Jenny, Mason, Lori, and Lauren all snatching 2 awards. And all garnering one golden flute-a-phone were Danielle, Audri, Bernice, and Rachel. Plus we can't forget Lynn's Survivor Award win.
After the Show
After the awards finally wrapped with the finalizing remarks by the emcee being, "Let the gay sex begin!" Most of the nights attendees headed up to XS in Green Bay for drinks and dancing. More liquor, yeah, just what these kids need!
In Retrospect
Looking back, I set out what I wanted to accomplish with these awards. I feel that the essence of friendship was truly celebrated, and that a great time was had because of this. It is true that being friends with all of these characters, I don't need a golden flute-a-phone to tell me how special I am. They make me feel like I am the greatest person to walk the earth, even when I don't think so.
So in closing, I would like to thank all that made the Gay Hamilton Awards possible. You all know who you are, and I am so thankful. I hope we can keep this tradition running for years to come.
Love always
Shaun, aka: Gay Hamilton
