Wow, what a moron.
What's this I smell?
It smells good, so it's nothing I cooked.
Are you telling me that Alexis Davis, the attorney with a brilliant mind and quick wit, can�t cook?
I found your weakness!
That�s not the only one�I mean, yes!  You found me out.
Hmm, another subject for another time.  But now, let me introduce to you�.
...the best coffee in all the land.
You knew just what I needed.  Kiss me now.
We�re getting to that, don�t you worry.  But I need to ask you � if you can�t cook, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving?
Dammit, I was hoping no one would mention it.  It�s a holiday that people like me hate, and people who eat my food hate more.
So, to save my daughter from eating anything burnt�.will you cook for Kristina and me?
You want to spend Thanksgiving with me?
I can't believe I'm doing this....but yes.
I would be happy to.  I�ll even bring my �Kiss me - I�m Italian� apron.
Wow, that would be....wow.
You know, you�re one of the things I�m grateful for this Thanksgiving.
I'm grateful for you too.
Mmm.
What??
I�m picturing you, on Thanksgiving, in just your �Kiss me - I�m Italian� apron, covered in cranberry sauce.
If that�s what you want, your wish is granted.  It could make for a very interesting dinner.
It�s what I want.  That�and my scone and coffee.
You can have anything your heart desires.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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