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December 31st, 2001 @ Hammerstein Ballroom in New York

Introduction

(Just last night the gfwa OMEGA held one last show to boost more interest for the PPV in hopes of getting a few extra buys. The tickets sales were great, having sold all thirteen hundred tickets for the two day event. There was a change in the scheduling though, as Stage One is being started at 9PM and ending at midnight whereas Stage Two will not begin until around 5PM and end at 8PM. It was normally planned to run it as one long show, spanning two days, but this was a last minute decision because they knew no one would want to sit through three more hours of wrestling right after the ball dropped. The fans would rather be drinking and having sex with random people, as would the wrestlers I'd imagine.)

(But last night, on global TV 20 in Albany, New York the gfwa OMEGA set up the opening match for Stage One, that being Jonny Casanova versus Brett Diamond. Diamond lost his debut match against "The Elite Choker" Ricky Green on gTV 20, and turned around to take Casanova out of his tag match, which his team went on to lose. Not a very heated feud or one that has any long term signifigance, but it might just be pretty good. At least everyone will have Tanya to look at outside the ring.)

(paYne retained his GHC Championship against former girlfriend, Angelica Dawson, via disqualification. Frostie came in at the end of a grueling fifteen minute matchup and locked the Frost-Byte in on paYne, costing Dawson the title. Dawson took out her frustrations and anger on Frostie and paYne by way of a steel chair. Later in the evening, Frostie attacked paYne in the restroom, leaving him laying a urinal of his own blood. Things are starting to look very bleak for the champion, but that doesn't matter tonight, as he doesn't wrestle until tomorrow.)

(The Japanese Jalopies were victorious... and defeated last night when the first set won when a third set of Japanese Jalopies arrived to distract the second set. Confusing yet? Well, the third set revealed themselves to be the Mexican brothers, Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro. This shocked the second set, causing them to be rolled up by the first set, who revealed themselves to be Cody and Tomorrow Man. This upset the second set of Jalopies, but we don't know who was under those masks. Tonight, however, Cody and Tomorrow Man get Bronx and Brooklyn for the GHC Tag Team Championships. Should be one for the ages.)

(But there you are inside your home. You've been flipping through all two thousand of your satellite channels and can't seem to find anything on. Well, besides porn, but you've kinda rubbed it raw, so there's no way you're watching more of that. So you come up on a preview channel and the commercial for gfwa OMEGA's 2 Days of Hell. You say "what the hell?" and order it, not knowing exactly what you're in for. That's when it hits you. Yes... the logo. You have no choice but to give it your first born child... and your wife, your voluptious wife. You bow down before it and claim it to be your new lord and savior. The logo appreciates your gravelling and only bangs your wife between the hours of five AM and four-fifty-nine AM. Yes, that's just one minute shy of 24 hours. Well, that's one minute you can try and get some for yourself, but good luck, she'll be pretty tired.)

(As the logo goes off to fuck your wife and sacrifice your first born, you sit and patiently wait as the cool as new logo that is 2 Days of Hell appears on your screen. This logo asks nothing of you. It's here to please you. It's purpose isn't to take, but to give. That's why you love this logo, but not too much, or the other logo will get pissed and probably cut your head off. And not the one on your shoulders either. That's why you quickly shield your eyes from this new one and say "no, I can't, I'm seeing someone else". It doesn't please the new logo, but he understands, that's why he lets you look a bit more before fading out.)

(We are just outside the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York. The last of the ticket holders are heading into the building. It's announced that fifteen hundred people have bought tickets, making this a sell out for the gfwa OMEGA's configuration of the place. Most of the people are on the floor, but there's about two hundred around the balcony, meaning someone's going to HAVE to jump off that thing. The catwalk is smaller than normal, as we are now inside and see that. We see King Royce and Randy Boggs up on the balcony as well, looking down at the fans piling in. Do we go to them? Nah, we just keep panning around the building picking up such witty signs as "I'm going to hurl!", which is up on the balcony, "JUMP!", which is at the bottom, and the best sign ever... "...", it's blank. HAHAHAHAHA!!!)

(Ok, we head on back up to our announcers and they begin to speak. We hear nothing but we can see their lips moving. Not a very good start, I must say, to the gfwa OMEGA's third PPV extravaganza. We sit there awhile more until finally we here King Royce talking.)

King Royce: and that's how I lost my virginity.

Randy Boggs: Wow! That's probably the best and coolest story I've ever heard!

(Shucks, we missed Royce's virginity story. I've heard it's a great story. Ah well, not sense in getting all bent out of shape over it.)

Randy Boggs: Well ladies and gentlemen, the fans are piling in and we are all set for 2 Days of Hell right here in New York inside the Hammerstein Ballroom!

King Royce: Haha! Look at that sign! HURL! HURL! HURL!

(King is obviously directing his chant at the boy who brought in the sign. He looks about fifteen and looks over at King. He promptly gives him the finger.)

King Royce: Why you little bastard! I'll kick your ass! Just come over here and I'll do it!

Randy Boggs: Calm down, King. He's just a kid.

King Royce: If a kid is old to give people the finger, then he's old enough to have my shoe shoved up his ass.

Randy Boggs: While I agree that kids today are extremely immature and lack any type of morals and decency, you just can't go around kicking their asses. It's against the law.

King Royce: Well, look at him now.

(The boy is now mooning King and Randy, then turns around and shows off the front side.)

Randy Boggs: Why that fucking little prick!

(Randy gets up as King is too slow to stop him. Randy takes off after the boy who's eyes bulge out and tries to take off running but forgets his pants are down. Randy catches up to him trying to crawl away, and puts him over his knee. Boggs begins to spank the boy on the ass.)

Randy Boggs: You want to show off your ass, huh? Well, show 'em a big red ass you little bastard!

King Royce: Whoa!

Randy Boggs: You either stop all your nonsense or I'll do something to the front side that you'll regret when you get a little older.

Boy: Please, mister, I was just foolin' around. Don't hurt me anymore.

Randy Boggs: I won't, but you better heed my warning. You do anything else tonight and so help me god I'll cut your balls off and shove them so far up your ass you'll.... oh, sorry, I got a little carried away there. Sorry son.

(Randy rolls the kid off his knee and starts to slowly wlak back to his announce position when the boy shouts at him. Randy turns around to see the boy holding his genitals and shouting.)

Boy: Suck on these you old fucker! HAHAHAHAHA!!

(Randy bolts after the kid and tackles him to the ground. The boy is able to squirm away and stops by the railing of the balcony, knowing he can't go any further. Randy stands directly in front of him and gets in his face.)

Randy Boggs: The only people who'll be sucking on your balls will be necrophiliacs!

(Randy grabs the boy and chucks him over the railing and down to the floor right next to the guy with the "JUMP!" sign. He starts to jump up and down that someone saw his sign and actually did as it said. Suddenly an odd chant starts up.)

Crowd: E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

(Randy quietly makes his way back to the announce position where King Royce is standing in awe. He dusts off Randy's seat and puts his headset on for him.)

Randy Boggs: Folks, I'm sorry for that, but he just pushed me over the edge.

King Royce: That - was so - AWESOME! Dude, you're like my hero now!

Randy Boggs: No, King, what I did was stupid and really a crime, seeing as how I murdered that poor boy. I shouldn't have done it.

(Several people come up to Randy and pat him on the back and then suddenly another chant breaks out.)

Crowd: RAN-DY BOGGS! RAN-DY BOGGS! RAN-DY BOGGS!

King Royce: Get up and take a bow, Randy. Come on! RAN-DY BOGGS! RAN-DY BOGGS!

(Randy resists at first, then says what the hell and gets up and bows to a huge pop from the crowd. Randy then sits back down and everything goes quite like nothing happened.)

Randy Boggs: Tonight, folks, we have four huge matches lined up for you. All of them should be instant classics, and if they're not, I'm sorry for lying, but no matter how good or bad they are our marketing machine will get behind them and make them seem like can't-miss matches.

King Royce: What, the same marketing machine who got only two hundred people to show up last night for global TV?

Randy Boggs: Yeah, that one.

King Royce: Oh, I thought you meant we got a new marketing team who, ya know, actually knew what they were doing.

Randy Boggs: Are you saying two homeless men, a blind no-limbed wheelchair-bound women, and a high school mascot don't know how to market wrestling?

King Royce: Well, the woman does, but the others are just missing the boat. Sure they may know how to rummage through the trash or get a crowd to cheer on the home team, but that doesn't exactly bring in people for wrestling shows.

Randy Boggs: True, but I hear we're bringing in a former drill seargent to help out.

King Royce: Why?

Randy Boggs: So he can verbally break down people to the point where they'll buy ten to twenty tickets.

King Royce: Nice.

Randy Boggs: But let's get back on track here. Tonight, in our main event, The Manhattan Project will defend the GHC Tag Team Champoinships against the Hall of Famers, A Tendency 2 Start Fires. Should be one fuckin' awesome match, King.

King Royce: One team considered the best of all time, and the other who is considered the best team since that old team. Should be great fun for all, unless you hate both teams, the fed, tag team wrestling, wrestling, or just fuckin' hate life and want to shoot yourself right now. Besides those, though, you should really enjoy the match.

Randy Boggs: Well, I'd get into our other matches for tonight, but it seems as we're already to kick off the first one!

"The Natural" Brett Diamond vs. "The Love Machine" Jonny Casanova

(It does seem that way as "For The Love Of Money" by The O'Jays begins to play. The fans don't really react, as they don't really give a shit about Tanya and Brett Diamond making their way towards the ring. Really, the fans are more interesting in yelling for people to jump from the balcony, or to get chicks to show their tits than Brett Diamond and Tanya.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and has no time limit. Introducing first... Brett Diamond!

(The crowd goes apethic as Brett steps through the ropes and Tanya heads down some steps and stands in her man's corner. That's when "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones starts up and the fans actually start to pay attention. Out walks Jonny Casanova, all alone. He starts down to the ring to a mixed reaction.)

Announcer: And his opponent... JONNY CASANOOOOOVAAAAA!!!!

(Jonny stops and looks out at the crowd then enter the ring. The ref signals for the bell and Brett rushes at Jonny. Jonny side steps him and Brett goes into the corner. Jonny starts to punch away in the corner before whipping Brett across the ring. Jonny follows him over, but Brett jumps over the top rope and onto the apron, causing Jonny to run into the corner. Brett climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jonny ducks the cross body.)

Randy Boggs: I have a feeling this isn't going to be the most heated matchup.

King Royce: No, but it could be fun.

(Brett rolls onto his feet and Jonny dropkicks him backwards against the ropes. Jonny charges at him, but Brett flips him over the top. Jonny lands on the catwalk though and pulls Brett down by his hair. Jonny steps back through the ropes and pulls Brett up and starts to punch away. Irish whip and Jonny drops to the ground. Brett steps over him and continues to the ropes. Brett comes back as Jonny gets on his feet and flapjacks Brett. Jonny goes to the ropes and drops a knee onto Brett's back. 1... 2.. kick out.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny is one step ahead of the rookie, King.

King Royce: They rich bastard wasn't able to buy himself any wrestling skill, it seems.

(Jonny pulls Brett onto his feet and backs him into the corner. Jonny drives his knee into his stomach a few times before pulling him out of the corner and whipping him to the ropes. Jonny lowers his head and gets kicked in his shoulder. Jonny pops up and goes for a clothesline but Brett ducks and clotheslines Jonny over the top rope and onto the catwalk. Brett hits a springboard dropkick onto Jonny to pop the crowd a little.)

Randy Boggs: That got a little rise out of the crowd.

King Royce: Yeah, high spots will do that.

(Brett tosses Jonny back into the ring and climbs back up top. Missle dropkick by Brett and he covers Jonny. 1... 2.. kick out. Brett picks up Jonny and slams him down before heading back to the top turnbuckle. Brett comes off with a flying elbow and connects. 1.. 2.. kick out. Brett lifts up Jonny and goes for a suplex by Jonny flips out and lands behind Brett. Jonny picks Brett and back suplexes him out of the ring!)

Randy Boggs: That's one way to stop a man's momentum.

King Royce: Yeah, that'll probably do it.

(Jonny catches his breath then hits Brett with a baseball slide knocking him to the railing. Jonny dives out again with a suicide dive and knocks Brett into the railing a second time. Jonny whips Brett to the railing, but Brett reverses. Jonny jumps onto the railing and moonsaults back off to wow the crowd. Jonny slides into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Five-Star Frog Splash by Jonny off the top onto Brett on the floor!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! If that were in the ring, this would be over, but Jonny did that on the outside and hurt himself as well.

King Royce: These guys are taking risks, something we haven't seen in the gfwa OMEGA in awhile. High risk moves anyway.

(Jonny slowly gets to his feet holding his stomach and slides back into the ring. He climbs right back out onto the apron as Brett SLOWLY gets to his feet with help from Tanya. Jonny runs across the apron and somersaults off with a body block onto Brett AND Tanya! Jonny jumps up to huge cheers. Jonny looks down at Tanya then over to Brett and pulls him up by his hair. Jonny tosses him back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny is going all out, showing he should have gotten an OMEGA Title shot at this PPV.

King Royce: Yeah, he's showing this rookie and his little bitch a thing or two.

(Jonny comes off the top with a 450 Splash but hits knees!! Both men are down! The ref starts to count but only gets to four when Jonny gets to his feet holding his stomach. Jonny quickly grabs Brett and whips him to the ropes. Hurricanrana is blocked by Brett into a Ligerbomb! Both men are down again! The ref stands between the two men and starts to count. 1...... 2...... 3...... 4...... 5...... both men are starting to move.... 6.... 7...... 8..... 9.... both men are on their feet. They come together and start to exchange blows. Brett gets a thumb into Jonny's eye and whips him to the ropes. Jonny slides between his legs and when Brett turns around Jonny gives him a sky high powerbomb! 1.... 2.... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: I love that move.

King Royce: Jonny's was almost as good as D'Lo's.

(Jonny pulls Brett up onto his feet and whips him into the corner. Jonny follows in with a clothesline, then climbs up to the middle rope. Jonny grabs Brett's head and hits a vicious tornado DDT! 1.... 2.... thre.. KICK OUT! Jonny slaps the mat and waits for Brett to get onto his feet. Superkick by Jonny is caught! Brett spins him around and goes for a clothesline, but Jonny catches him and hits an uranage suplex! 1.... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!!!!! The fans thought it was over there.)

Randy Boggs: That was a close fall by Jonny.

King Royce: The fans actually seem to like the guy, oddly enough.

(Jonny grabs Brett and gives him some hard shots to the head before having his whip reversed. Jonny holds onto the ropes as Brett lowers his head. Brett raises up and rushes at Jonny only to be flipped over the top rope and to the floor. Jonny instantly runs to the ropes, bounces off, and dives over the top rope with a somersault body press and connects! The crowd comes to their feet as Jonny jumps onto the railing and plays to the crowd. The ref is checking on Brett as Tanya low blows Jonny, then pushes him into the crowd to a lot of boos!)

Randy Boggs: That little whore! She just hit Jonny in his love machine!

King Royce: Go kick her ass like you did that little boy, Randy.

Randy Boggs: That never happened.

(Tanya walks over and sees if Brett is alright and she helps him onto his feet. She rolls him into the ring then points over at Jonny in the front row of seats. Brett staggers over to the corner and slowly climbs onto the top turnbuckle. The fans are all on their feet waiting for what's about to happen, then Brett leaps off with a huge cross body, but Jonny simply takes a step to the side and Brett cross bodies a few chairs! The crowd still pops huge as Jonny staggers over and grabs Brett by the head. Jonny picks up Brett and front suplexes him over the railing and onto the floor.)

Randy Boggs: That was a risky move that did NOT pay off for Brett.

King Royce: Rookie mistake. He saw the fame coming his way if he hit that move, but he fell flat on his face, so to speak.

(Jonny climbs over the railing and drags Brett back into the ring by his hair. Jonny waits on the apron then slingshots in with a somersault guillotine legdrop! That kept the fans on their feet. Jonny picks up Brett up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Jonny follows in with a big avalanche. KICK WHAM STUNNER by Jonny! Jonny climbs to the top turnbuckle and nails the Tunnel of Love(five-star frog splash)!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!)

Announcer: The winner of this match.... JONNY CASANOOOOOVAAAAA!!!!

("You Can Leave Your Hat On" begins to play as Jonny Casanova jumps to the middle turnbuckle and the fans start to cheer. Tanya climbs into the ring and kneels down beside Brett then walks over to Jonny in the corner. Jonny jumps down and turns right into Tanya, who drops down for a low blow, but Jonny blocks it. He pulls Tanya up by her hair and gives her a big wet kiss for the second straight night. Jonny then rams her head into the top turnbuckle, knocking her down and climbs up top to hit a five-star frog splash on her! The crowd is loving this!)

Randy Boggs: What an amazing and crowd-pleasing victory for Jonny Casanova!

King Royce: His stock just rose with this match. He looked to be in line for an OMEGA Title shot several weeks ago, but struggling, but seems to be picking things up again now.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, he's definitely in line for an OMEGA Title shot some time in the near future.

King Royce: I wouldn't be surprised if he weasels his way into one tomorrow night, along with Tyler Hendrix.

Randy Boggs: That'd be something else, wouldn't it?

King Royce: Yep.

(Jonny Casanova starts towards the back as the fans are all on their feet and cheering. Jonny came in with a mixed crowd reaction, but left with the fans in the palm of his hand. The ref is checking on Tanya and Brett in the ring as we head backstage.)

Japanese Jalopies

(There we are, backstage, where Bronx and Brooklyn are standing around and they don't look to be in very good moods. Also in the room with them is Nate Crow and Diamond Dogg.)

Brooklyn: I can't believe it! T2SF pinned our shoulders to the mat last night!

Bronx: We were under the masks, man, no one knows it was us.

Diamond Doggs: Uh, guys, look over there.

(Diamond Dogg was referring to the camera man. All four men chase the camera man out as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: So it was Bronx and Brooklyn under the masks last night? Wow! That means they can be beaten.

King Royce: No, the Japanese Jalopies can be beaten. Bronx and Brooklyn were trying to wrestle like the Jalopies, not like themselves, so that's why they lost.

Randy Boggs: That and because Cody and Tomorrow Man outsmarted them.

King Royce: Shut up.

Tyler Hendrix vs. "Live~Wire" Sean Casey

("Get Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play as the fans actually cheer. They must like Casey, but haven't seen his recent outings. That's probably a good thing though. Sean Casey makes his way out as looks up at the balcony where some fat lady shows him her tits. The crowd goes wild just because she did it, but Casey points to her and mouths "out back, after the show", which causes the fans to erupt even louder. Sick perverts.)

Announcer: The following matchup is set for one fall and has no time limit. Introducing first, the man with the bum leg and isn't really a legend... Sean Casey.

(Sean is too busy looking for Sean Casey signs, there are none, to notice the weak and undermining introduction. Casey steps through the ropes as "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed hits. The fans come to their feet and begin to boo as Tyler Hendrix makes his way out.)

Announcer: And his opponent... TYLER HEEEENDRIIIIIX!!

(Sean Casey runs out of the ring to start and nails Tyler with a hard right. More rights from Casey but Tyler kicks him in the leg to stop anything he had in mind. Tyler grabs Casey by the head and puts him in a front face lock. Tyler lifts up Casey and front suplexes him off the catwalk and onto the railing below! Tyler climbs down and pushes Casey off the railing. He then puts Casey's leg on top of the railing and grabs a fan's chair. Actually the fan HANDS him the chair.)

Randy Boggs: These fans are crazy!

King Royce: I love 'em!

(Tyler starts to bash Casey's leg with the steel chair as the ref can't do anything about it because the match hasn't even started yet. Tyler puts Casey's leg into the chair then climbs back up onto the catwalk. Tyler leaps off with a double stomp onto the chair. Casey cries out in pain as Tyler slaps him in the face telling the "legend" to fight back. Tyler lifts Casey up by his hair and tosses him over the railing, then into the ring as we officially start this thing.)

Randy Boggs: I think the outcome is only a matter of time now, King.

King Royce: Yeah, Casey is done for and everyone knows it.

(Tyler kicks at Casey's face as he backs to the ropes, just to mock him. Tyler picks up Casey and slaps him across the face, then kicks his knee before Casey can retailate. Figure four by Tyler! Casey is screaming out in pain and looks to be about to tap by Tyler breaks the hold. Tyler picks up Casey and hits a kneebreaker. Casey falls down to the mat as Tyler drives his knee into Casey's leg.)

Randy Boggs: Tyler is just toying with the man.

King Royce: Might as well take advantage of the "legend" while he can, I say.

(Tyler picks up Casey again and whips him to the ropes. Tyler with a dropkick to Casey's knees! Tyler rolls Casey over and locks on another figure four, and uses the ropes just because he can. The ref orders him to break. Tyler slides out of the ring and pulls Casey over to the corner. Ring post figure four!! Casey is screaming out in agony as the ref forces the break after a five count.)

Randy Boggs: This is just a dismantling.

King Royce: Tyler is the true legend now.

(Tyler lifts Casey up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jumping side kick from the top(To The Point) takes Casey down. Tyler lifts Casey up on his ass and kicks him straight in the face for the Last Dance. Tyler covers Casey. 1.... 2.... thre.. Tyler pulls Casey up, then pushes him back down. Tyler heads over to the corner and climbs up. Free Fallin'(five-star frog splash)!!!! Tyler jumps up and puts one foot on Casey's chest. The ref relunctanly makes the count. 1.... 2..... 3!)

Announcer: The winner of the match... TYLER HENDRIIIIX!!!

("Down With The Sickness" starts to play as the fans are in shock of the total domination by Tyler Hendrix. Tyler quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He bashes the ref over the head with it, then jams it into Sean's leg. Tyler repeatedly pounds on Sean's leg with the chair, then puts his leg in the chair. Tyler heads out again and grabs two more chairs. He puts one over the leg, which is also in a chair, then starts to bash it with the third chair. Suddenly the crowd erupts as The Butcher comes running out. Tyler casually rolls out of the ring and takes off through the crowd as Butch calls back for medical attention.)

Randy Boggs: My god that was a massacre. Casey only got in a few punches to start, then it was all Tyler.

King Royce: Tyler Hendrix was just way too much for Casey. And he should thank his lucky stars that The Butcher came out to run Tyler off, or you may of had to have his leg amputated.

Randy Boggs: Tyler looks to be in good shape to go for the OMEGA Championship tomorrow then, because he only did the beating, instead of taking it, unlike Jiraiya and Dawson later tonight I would think.

King Royce: Yeah, that 2/3 Falls match is going to take a lot out of both people, so whoever wins that match is going to be pretty tired and worn out come tomorrow afternoon.

TIIIIIIMBER!

(The cameras cut backstage where paYne has arrived a day early for the PPV. paYne is wondering around backstage when Denise Lopez comes up to him.)

Denise Lopez: paYne! paYne!

(paYne looks around as if he doesn't see Denise.)

Denise Lopez: paYne! paYne!

paYne: Does anyone here someone calling my name?

Ring Crew: YES!

paYne: Oh, ok. Hey Denise.

Denise: paYne, why are you here tonight?

paYne: Where have you been Denise? Tonight is when I face that sonical snowman, Frostie for my GHC Title. You do work here, right?

Denise: Um, paYne, that's not until tomorrow night. Tonight is Stage One, where Cody... *drools* Cooooody... er, and Tomorrow Man take on Bronx and Brooklyn. Tomorrow is when you face Frostie.

paYne: *drools* Cooooody. Er, I mean, that sucks. I was so looking forward to kicking that sonical snow ass of Frostie's too. Shucks.

(paYne starts to walk away when someone comes running up to him with a package, who says it's from Frostie. paYne smiles and quickly tears into the wrapping. Denise comes closer to get a look for herself, then paYne drops the package and takes off running, screaming like a little girl with his arms flailing and everything. Denise looks at paYne oddly, then looks down inside the and pulls out something.)

Denise Lopez: *reading* California Redwoods. What the hell? It's just a brochure on California Redwoods.

(Denise tosses the brochure down and heads off as we fade back into the arena.)

Randy Boggs: What was that all about?

King Royce: I have no idea. But then again I never know what's up with paYne anymore.

I Want In

(We cut back to another portion of the backstage area, this time to Commissioner Butcher's office. He's sitting inside going through some papers when there's a knock on the door.)

The Butcher: Come in!

(The Butcher looks up from his papers as the door opens up. In walks Jonny Casanova. He walks over to Butcher and says right away what he wants.)

Jonny Casanova: I want in on the OMEGA Title shot tomorrow.

The Butcher: What?

Jonny Casanova: You saw what I did to Brett Diamond. I deserve to be in the match tomorrow night, too. Make it a three-way.

The Butcher: I'm afraid I can't do that. Tyler is already booked for that match, and plus the winner of tonight will already have had one hard fought match, there's no need in adding a third person to the mix tomorrow.

Jonny Casanova: It'll be fair, Commish. All three of us would have had a match the previous night. It'll be a testament of our stamina and overall abilities. Plus, do you really want that lunatic, Tyler Hendrix, to be the OMEGA Champion?

The Butcher: I don't have a problem with him being the champ, but I would like to see him get his ass kicked.

Jonny Casanova: Then I'm your man, Butch. Just make is so.

The Butcher: Alright, you got it! It'll be a three-way dance. Elimination rules though. You against Tyler agains the winner of the next match.

Jonny Casanova: Thanks Commish!

(Jonny leaves the room all happy as The Butcher goes back to his papers.)

Randy Boggs: Looks like you were right, King, he did weasel his way into the match tomorrow.

King Royce: Told ya.

Jiraiya(c) vs. Angelica Dawson
2/3 Falls OMEGA Championship Match

(The crowd comes to their feet as "Push It" by Static X kicks up. There are some boos, some cheers, and some "Show me yer tits!" from the already drunk crowd in the balcony. Angelica isn't concerned with any of that, however, as he heads directly towards the ring.)

Announcer: The following is a two falls out of three matchup for the OMEGA Championship. Introducing first, the challenger.... ANGELICA DAAAWSOOOON!!!

(Angelica enters the ring as "Land of the Rising Sun" starts to play. The fans give Jiraiya a mixed reaction as well as he walks out and towards the ring. Jiraiya turns his back to look up at all the people up on the balcony allowing Dawson time to climb up onto the top turnbuckle. Jiraiya turns around and takes a few steps before noticing Dawson. It's too late as she hits a spinning heel kick off the top. Dawson tosses Jiraiya into the ring and follows in quickly as the ref calls for the bell. Dawson whips Jiraiya to the ropes and gets a powerslam. 1... 2... kick out. Dawson lifts up Jiraiya and starts to punch away before whipping him to the ropes again. Dawson with a back body drop on Jiraiya. He's up and she arm drags him. Another armdrag. Jiraiya comes back and gets dropkicked through the ropes. Dawson with a sunset flip over the top rope and slams the back of Jiraiya's head onto the concrete.)

Randy Boggs: Dawson has jumped out to the early advantage.

King Royce: She wants to end this one quickly.

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and whips him into the railing, and follows up with a flipping clothesline, sending them both over the railing and into the crowd. The crowd is pumped up as Dawson slams Jiraiya's head into one of the fan's seats. Dawson goes for an irish whip but pulls Jiraiya back towards her and hits an overheard release belly to belly suplex, sending Jiraiya into some of the now empty seats. Dawson gets up and walks past several fans who pat her on the back as she goes. Dawson grabs Jiraiya by the head and leads him back to the railing and tosses him over. Dawson climbs onto the railing and leg drops Jiraiya off of it.)

Randy Boggs: This is all Dawson, King, and she doesn't look like she's going to let up.

King Royce: No, I don't think so, Randy.

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and rams him into the ring post. She picks him up and does it again. Dawson picks up Jiraiya for a back suplex, but instead runs forward and crotches him on the post! Jiraiya falls to the ground as Dawson slides into the ring. She heads to the top turnbuckle and hits a double stomp onto Jiraiya's stomach on the floor! Dawson paces around a bit as the fans are really into this match. Dawson picks up Jiraiya and rolls him into the ring.)

Randy Boggs: This might turn into another Tyler-Casey match if Jiraiya isn't careful.

King Royce: Yeah, he needs to do something to stop Dawson's momentum.

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and gives him some hard chops across the chest making the crowd go "WHOO!". Irish whip and Dawson misses the clothesline, but she dropkicks Jiraiya's cross body attempt. 1... 2... kick out! Dawson quickly pulls Jiraiya onto his feet and whips him into the corner. Dawson charges in but Jiraiya moves and Dawson goes in chest-first. Dawson staggers out and turns around. Jiraiya with a hurricanrana! No! Dawson reverses into powerbomb!! 1.... 2... thr... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: The first fall was almost won there by Dawson.

King Royce: But she's learned from the last match, as she countered the hurricanrana that time.

(Dawson tosses Jiraiya into the corner and begins to stomp away. Dawson picks up Jiraiya and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Dawson crosses Jiraiya's arms in front of her, her back is facing Jiraiya, and pulls Jiraiya off the top and slams him on his back as she sits down. She grabs one leg. 1... 2... thre... Kick out! Dawson kicks Jiraiya in the head then heads up top. She drops a knee onto Jiraiya's chest. 1... 2... thr.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is having a hard time putting Jiraiya away though, King.

King Royce: Nobody wants to lose the first fall.

(Dawson lifts up Jiraiya and whips him to the ropes. She goes for the Falling Grace(superkick) but Jiraiya catches her leg. He spins her around but gets kicked in the stomach. She pulls him in a front facelock to go for the Death from Above(implant DDT into rings of saturn), but Jiraiya spins around making it a inverted front facelock, then steps onto the middle turnbuckle and flips over her. He grabs her head on the way down in an inverted facelock of his own and locks on the dragon sleeper!)

Randy Boggs: Holy cow! That was impressive!

King Royce: Just absolutely amazing!

(Dawson is trying to reach the ropes and is almost there. Jiraiya pulls her back to the center of the ring. She's trying to inch her way to the ropes again, and is having some success. Jiraiya wraps his legs around Dawson's torso and wrenches the holds tighter! Dawson is kicking her feet in hopes of hitting the ropes, but she's too far away. She taps out to avoid further injury and save herself for the second fall.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya has picked up the first fall and now has the distinct advantage.

King Royce: It's going to be an uphill battle for Dawson now, that's for sure.

(Jiraiya quickly releases the hold on Dawson and covers her. 1... 2.. kick out! He covers again! 1... 2.. kick out! Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and sends her into the corner. Handspring elbow by Jiraiya! Monkey flip by Jiraiya and he follows up with another dragon sleeper!!! Dawson is flopping and flailing as she desperately tries the reach the ropes. The fans are into both wrestlers here but are starting to chant for Dawson. Dawson reaches the ropes!!)

Randy Boggs: She was lucky there.

King Royce: Yeah, it looked like Jiraiya was the one who was going to make this one quick.

(Jiraiya releases the hold and pulls Dawson onto her feet. Irish whip by Jiraiya and he gets a drop toe hold. STF by Jiraiya! Dawson is blocking it with her hand so Jiraiya stops it and drops an elbow onto the back of Dawson's neck. Jiraiya goes to the ropes and hits a somersault senton! He gets up and goes for the standing moonsault, but Dawson quickly rolls onto her back and gets her knees up to block! Jiraiya rolls over holding his stomach and Dawson gets the La majistral cradle! 1.... 2.... kick out! Jiraiya jumps up and knees Dawson in the face.)

Randy Boggs: Dawson almost stole that fall, like Jiraiya stole the first one after being dominated the entire time.

King Royce: Jiraiya has now gotten one step ahead of Dawson, reversing the roles of earlier.

(Jiraiya picks up Dawson and whips her into the corner. Jiraiya charges in and hits a somersault kick to the face. Dawson drops to one knee, but Jiraiya pulls her back up and suplexes her out of the corner. Triangle lock by Jiraiya!!! Dawson reaches the ropes as quickly as possible. Jiraiya lifts Dawson onto her feet and hits some chops making the crowd go "Whoo!". Irish whip by Jiraiya and he hits a back elbow to down Dawson. He runs to the ropes and hits the somersault senton! He gets up but doesn't go for the standing moonsault rather locks on a cross armbreaker!!!! Dawson is flopping to try and get to the ropes!)

Randy Boggs: This one is over! He's going to have to tap!

King Royce: If she wants full use of her arm, she'll tap.

(Dawson is trying with all her might to reach the ropes and finally does. Jiraiya pulls her onto her feet and sends her into the corner. Jiraiya charges in but Dawson flips him over. He lands on the apron and jumps up to the top turnbuckle. Dawson turns around and swats the missle dropkick away at the last possible second. Dawson falls into the ropes, and tries to catch her breath. Dawson and Jiraiya both get up at the same time but Dawson lunges forward with a clothesline but misses.)

Jiraiya: BANZAI!!

(After saying that Jiraiya jumps up for the reverse hurricanrana, but Dawson knew it was coming and turns around with a quick Falling Grace to the gonads! Implant DDT by Dawson! Rings of Saturn by Dawson!! Jiraiya is struggling with all his might! He's inching his way to the ropes, but he's not going to be able to make it. He's not tapping though, there's too much at stake if he does. Jiraiya, with all his might, tries to reach the ropes. He's just a centimeter away, when Dawson scoots him away! Jiraiya instantly taps to save himself for the final fall.)

Randy Boggs: Two straight submission falls to kick things off.

King Royce: Dawson and Jiraiya both did the wise thing though, they tapped before any real serious injuries could occur, so that they'd have something left for the next fall.

Randy Boggs: But this one is for all the marbles. There's not going to be any tapping early here.

(Dawson quickly rolls Jiraiya over and covers him. 1... 2.. kick out. Irish whip by Dawson, after she brings Jiraiya to his feet and gets a quick hurricanrana! 1... 2.... kick out! Dawson lifts up Jiraiya and whips him to the ropes. He holds on and she misses a dropkick. Jiraiya holds on to catch his breath as Dawson gets back onto her feet. Jiraiya takes her down again with a clothesline. Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and sends her to the ropes. Jiraiya with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Jiraiya runs to the ropes and springboards off the middle turnbuckle and connects with a moonsault! 1... 2.... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya has turned things around quickly.

King Royce: This is just too evenly matched, and either person could win. All it's going to take is one little mistake.

(Jiriaya lifts up Dawson and chops her across the chest. Dawson is kicked in the gut and Jiraiya goes to the ropes. He comes off and puts Dawson down with a fameasser! Triangle lock by Jiraiya!! Dawson gets her foot onto the bottom rope to force the break. Dawson rolls out of the ring as Jiraiya climbs out onto the apron. Jiriya comes off with a leg drop onto Dawson. Jiraiya pulls up Dawson and tosses her into the railing. Somersault kick by Jiraiya knocks Dawson over the railing. Jiraiya climbs over the railing and into the crowd and kicks her in the back of the head. Dawson falls forward as Jiraiya grabs her by the hair and lifts her up. Jiraiya goes for a suplex but Dawson spins out. She gets a waistlock by Jiraiya takes off running and drops to the floor sending Dawson forward and into the concrete wall. Dawson stops herself, however, and comes back to duck a Jiraiya spinning heel kick, causing him to kick the wall.)

Randy Boggs: That's gotta hurt, King.

King Royce: I don't know of anyone who's actually enjoyed kicking a concrete wall.

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and rams his head into the wall. She does it again before whipping him over to the steps. Jiraiya hits the railing of the steps and flips over onto the steps. Dawson slowly makes her way over with the fans chanting and cheering on. Dawson grabs Jiraiya by the head and leads him up the steps. They get to a flat area and Dawson rams him into the wall, then heads up the other steps that leads to the balcony. Dawson unloads with some rights as the fans are all on their feet and wanting someone, anyone to fall. Dawson kicks Jiraiya in the gut and suplexes him on the balcony. Dawson climbs up onto the railing, risking a fall, and drives her knee into Jiraiya's chest. Dawson mounts Jiraiya and punches away as the fans cheer her on.)

Randy Boggs: There's not really all that much that they can do up here, except for jump off.

King Royce: I don't see anything wrong with that.

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and leads him over to King and Randy and rams his head into the table. Dawson does it again then slams his head into a post holding up the gfwa OMEGA sign. Dawson whips Jiraiya into the railing, almost causing him to fall over the side. Dawson charges at him and dropkicks him. He almost goes over again. Dawson with a clothesline, but Jiraiya ducks and he lifts up Dawson for a back suplex, but Dawson punches at his head and is able to counter with a bulldog, preventing them from falling over the side. Dawson is breating heavily, knowing she almost feel to certain doom, but pushes herself up and begins to kick Jiraiya. Dawson leads Jiraiya past the announcers and near the other set of steps. Dawson dropkicks Jiraiya sending him down onto the flat area and into the wall. Dawson climbs onto the railing and slides down, then leaps off and hits a somersault senton onto Jiraiya!)

Randy Boggs: That was awesome!

King Royce: Fantastic!!!

(Dawson picks up Jiraiya and tosses him down the other set of steps and to the cold concrete floor. She slides down the railing again, but Jiraiya gets his knees up on the somersault senton attempt. Dawson rolls off holding her back. Jiraiya kips up and looks pissed off. Kick to Dawon's chest, kick to her back, kick to her legs, kick to her chest, kick to her back, kick to the back of her head, kick to the front of her head, another kick to the chest, then he drives his knee into the back of her neck, before collapsing himself.)

Randy Boggs: That was a sudden burst of adrenaline by Jiraiya there.

King Royce: He kicked the fuck outta her.

(Jiraiya pulls himself up, as Dawson slowly gets onto her feet. Jiraiya staggers back against the catwalk as Dawson throws a punch. Jiraiya blocks and kicks Dawson in the gut. Jiraiya rams Dawson's head into the nearby railing then leads her down towards the ring. Jiraiya picks up Dawson and drops her across the ring apron before rolling her back inside. Jiraiya stands on the outside, catching his breath before climbing onto the apron. Dawson rams her shoulder into Jiraiya's stomach and leaps over for a sunset flip, but Jiraiya holds onto the ropes, then kicks Dawson in the face. Jiraiya pulls Dawson up onto the apron. Jiraiya lifts Dawson up into the air and gives her a brainbuster off the apron and onto the floor. Jiraiya rolls her into the ring and makes the cover. 1.... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.99999!!!!! Jiraiya can't believe it.)

Randy Boggs: How did she kick out of that?

King Royce: I have no earthly idea.

(Jiraiya whips Dawson to the ropes and hits a hurricanrana! 1... 2.... thre.. KICK OUT!! 2.999!!! Jiraiya with a Ligerbomb! 1...... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!! 2.999!!! Jiraiya picks up Dawson and hits a fisherman's brainbuster!! 1.... 2..... THRE.... KICK OUT!!! 2.9999!!!! Jiraiya with a Tiger Suplex! 1.... 2..... THRE..... KICK OUT!! 2.99999!!! Michinoku Driver by Jiraiya!!!! 1..... 2...... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! 2.999999!!!! Tiger Driver!!! 1........ 2....... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!! 2.9999999!!! Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and yells out "BANZAI!", and leaps up for the reverse hurricanrana, aka Banzai Drop. Dawson grabs the ropes to stop it, so Jiraiya drops down from her shoulders and gets low blowed! Dawson falls against the ropes completely out of it.)

Randy Boggs: What an onslaught by Jiraiya, but Dawson made the ultimate counter.

King Royce: It was almost over but, as always, the groin shot stopped it.

(Jiraiya gets to his feet first and grabs Dawson from behind. Release German Suplex by Jiraiya! Dawson landed on her feet!! Dawson with a dropkick on Jiraiya then whips him to the ropes. Dawson runs to the adjacent ropes and meets Jiraiya in the center of the ring with a spinning heel kick. Dawson picks up Jiraiya and whips him to the ropes again. Jiraiya ducks the clothesline but runs into an uranage suplex! 1.... 2... KICK OUT! Dawson whips Jiraiya to the ropes and back body drops him. Jiraiya comes to his feet and gets put down with a T-Bone suplex! 1.... 2.... thr... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is making the comeback.

King Royce: This is just back and forth action.

(Dawson with a DDT! 1... 2.... KICK OUT! Dawson picks up Jiraiya and gives him a body slam. She goes to the ropes and comes off the top with a swanton! 1... 2.... thr.. KICK OUT!! Dawson lifts Jiraiya up locks on the Gory Special!! Dawson switches out of that and hits a Crucifix Powerbomb!!! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.999!! Irish whip and Dawson gets a hurricanrana! 1.... 2.... thre... KICK OUT! Dawson lifts up Jiraiya and hits a snap suplex. She heads to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a headbutt!! 1... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!! Dawson brings Jiraiya onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Pancake by Dawson! Dawson slingshots Jiraiya into the corner. Jiraiya hits the corner and stumbles back out backwards. Dragon Suplex!!! 1...... 2... THRE.... KICK OUT!! 2.99999!!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is on a roll!

King Royce: I think she just may pull this one out.

(Dawson is starting to get frustrated, but quickly pulls Jiraiya onto his feet. Dawson's whip is reversed and Jiraiya scoops up Dawson in tombstone piledriver position. Dawson counters and has Jiraiya in position. Jiraiya counters again, and stumbles around as Dawson starts to slip free. Dawson is able to counter THAT and drives Jiraiya's head into the canvas with a tombstone piledriver! 1...... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.99999!!! Dawson gets up onto her feet and pulls Jiraiya up. Into the corner he goes and Dawson follows in with a clothesline. Dawson picks Jiraiya up and places him onto the top turnbuckle. She climbs up for the hurricanrana, but Jiraiya blocks and leaps off with a powerbomb! Dawson counters in midair and hurricanranas Jiraiya!! The crowd jumps to their feet on that one.)

Randy Boggs: Fuck me in the ass! That was awesome!

King Royce: Yes it was. But I won't fuck you in the ass, Randy.

(Dawson crawls over to Jiraiya and hooks the leg. 1.... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.9999999!!!! Dawson can't believe it. She whips Jiraiya to the ropes and goes for the Falling Grace. Jiraiya catches her foot and spins her around. She has her back to him and Jiraiya hits the Banzai Drop!! Both Dawson and Jiraiya are down! The ref stands between them and begins to count. 1..... 2..... 3...... 4..... 5..... 6..... 7..... 8...... 9..... TE... Jiraiya covers Dawson! 1...... 2....... THREE! NO! NO! 2.999999999999!! Dawson kicked out!! Jiraiya pulls himself up and so does Dawson, albeit very slow on both counts. Dawson runs at Jiraiya but Jiraiya ducks the clothesline. Dawson continues to the ropes, and tries a cross body. Jiraiya ducks that and Dawson rolls to the ropes. Dawson is slow onto her feet and Jiraiya whips her to the ropes. Dawson ducks his clothesline and hits Falling Grace!!! Dawson with the Painful Reminder(somersault senton)!!!! 1..... 2...... THRE........ KICK OUT!!! 2.999999999999!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one!

King Royce: She almost pulled it out!

(Dawson smacks the mat and lifts up Jiraiya. Dawson pulls him in for the front facelock and goes for the Implant DDT! Dawson is rammed into the corner to break it and Jiraiya tries an irish whip. Dawson reverses and pulls Jiraiya back into the front facelock and hits the Implant DDT! Dawson tries for the rings of saturn to finish off the Death from Above!!! Jiraiya is flopping and flailing his legs to try and reach the ropes. HE DOES IT!! Dawson quickly jumps to the middle rope as Jiraiya struggles to his feet. Random Violence(diamond dust) by Dawson!!!! 1..... 2........ 3!!!)

Announcer: The winner of this match and NEW OMEGA Champion... ANGELICA DAAAAWSOOOOON!!!

Randy Boggs: Holy fuck! She did it!

King Royce: That's amazing!!!!

("Push It" begins to play as the ref hands Dawson the OMEGA Championship. Dawson lays in the corner with a big smile on her face, but she is dead tired. Dawson pulls herself up and climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the crowd cheers for her performance. Dawson holds the title close and tumbles through the ropes before heading to the back.)

Randy Boggs: What an amazing match, King. Dawson won the title, but Jiraiya gave it one hell of an effort.

King Royce: Anyone could have won this, Randy. We know now that Jiraiya and Angelica are so even matched, that either could win on any given night.

(Jiraiya is helped up by way of the ropes and the crowd gives him a standing ovation for his performance. Jiraiya rolls under the bottom rope and onto the catwalk as he heads to the back.)

Get Well Soon

(We cut to the parking lot where Sean Casey is being loaded into an ambulance. The Butcher stops the medics before they push him in and looks down at Casey on the stretcher.)

The Butcher: Sean, get well soon. But when you do get better, don't come to me seeking employment.

(The crowd is in shock at the apparent firing of Sean Casey.)

The Butcher: You have let me and this company down, Casey, and as long as I'm here, you won't be. Don't be upset, this is just business.

(While the fans are in shock, they somehow aren't booing. The Butcher then walks off as Casey is loaded into the ambulance obviously upset at his firing and his injury.)

Randy Boggs: The Butcher just fired Sean Casey, King!

King Royce: Good. Get rid of the dead weight.

Pre-Match Interview

(Backstage Denise Lopez has caught up with Cody and Tomorrow Man just before their match-up. Cody places his elbow pad on his right arm, stands up, and dusts himself off. Denise Lopez gets an urge to hug him but tries to remain professional. Tomorrow Man brings his arms across his chest to stretch them.)

Denise: Hi, guys. Can I get a few quick words with you before your match-up?

Cody: As long as we can keep this strickly professional.

Denise: We will.

Tomorrow Man: Shoot away, Denise.

Denise: Tonight you guys take on Bronx and Brooklyn for the GHC Tag Team Championship. Now we all know you're confident going into this match but is there any added pressure with this being a chance at becoming Tag Team Champions for the 6th time?

Tomorrow Man: Of course there is a little pressure, Denise, but we usually see through it. When we enter that ring and our fans are screaming at the top of their lungs, the pressure is not on your mind. Plus, right now we aren't really thinking about what might be after the match. We just want to go out there and get the job done.

Cody: Denise, if we win tonight I'll personally take you anywhere you want to go for our second date.

(Denise blushes.)

Denise: Remember, this has to remain professional.

Cody: I am being professional.

Denise: Doesn't sound like it.

Tomorrow Man: All right you love birds, break it up. We've got a match in a few minutes. And if you remember, Bronx and Brooklyn are ruthless Champions. We have to remain on our guard in the match or else we could get screwed out of a decent opportunity.

Cody: We're going to blow the roof off this joint, Denise. You watch and see. This match might make tomorrow night's main event look like a waste of time.

(In walks a gfwa OMEGA crew member to tell Cody and Tomorrow Man they're up next.)

Cody: Well there's our ride, Denise. Don't get too wet while we're out there.

(Cody puts his hand over her mouth and kisses the back of his hand. He then winks at her on his way out with Tomorrow Man. Denise Lopez gets all excited as we go back to the commentators.)

The Manhattan Project(c) vs. A Tendency 2 Start Fires
GHC Tag Team Championship Match

(The fans are all jacked about the first main event of the PPV, and they all jump to their feet when "A Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush begins to play. The fans start a "T-2-S-F! T-2-S-F!" chant immediately as the challengers, yet five-time Tag Team Champions in the old GFWA, Cody and Tomorrow Man come walking out. They seem more focused than normal, and they know that they've already got one pinfall on the champs last night if it's true that it was TMP under the masks on global TV 20.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the GHC Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers, the team of Cody and Tomorrow Man... A TENDENCY 2 START FIIIIIIRESSSSS!!!

(Cody and Tomorrow Man enter the ring and jump to opposite corners as the fans cheer even louder. Cody and Tomorrow Man meet in the same corner and start talking over a few things when "#1" by Nelly kicks up. The boos are instant and loud. Out walks our champions, Bronx and Brooklyn, who are more pumped than ever. A lot is riding on this match.)

Announcer: And their opponents, the GHC Tag Team Champions, the team of Bronx and Brooklyn.... THE MANHATTAN PROOOOJEEEEEECT!!!

(Bronx and Brooklyn continue down to the ring as the fans are shouting obsenitites and other unnice things in their direction. They finally enter the ring and walk to the center of the ring where Cody and Tomorrow Man are and they have an intense staredown. The ref gets between them and gets them apart, but they never take their eyes off each other.)

Randy Boggs: This is going to be huge, King. HUGE!

King Royce: I can't wait. RING THE DAMN BELL!

(The ref does ring it and in the ring are Cody and Bronx. Bronx pulls on the ropes to stretch, but never keeps his eyes off of Cody. Cody rolls across the mat and back onto his feet as he and Bronx continue to circle each other. Finally they come together with a collar and elbow tie-up. Bronx backs Cody into the corner, but the ref gets between them. It's a clean break. Cody walks out of the corner and starts to circle again. Another lockup and Bronx gets the side headlock. Cody pushes Bronx to the ropes but gets knocked down with a shoulder block. Bronx heads to the ropes again and Cody flips onto his stomach. Bronx steps over him and continues to the ropes. Cody is up and leap frogs Bronx on the rebound. Bronx stops right as Cody lands. Cody turns around and Bronx gives him a hard slap across the face, drawing a huge "OOOOOO!" from the crowd. Cody turns back to Bronx and just smiles before nailing with a hard right. Cody starts to unload on Bronx and has him backed into the corner. Cody whips Bronx across the ring and into the corner. Cody charges in and hits a splash. Bronx staggers out and Cody takes him down with a bulldog.)

Randy Boggs: That slap has woke Cody up and he's unleashing something fierce on Bronx.

King Royce: That's a general rule. Never slap the fan favorite.

(Cody picks up Bronx and whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by Cody. Bronx pops back up onto his feet holding his back. He slowly turns around and gets dropkicked by Cody. Bronx tumbles through the ropes and onto the apron. Cody grabs Bronx by the head and leads him to the turnbuckle and rams his head onto the top one. Cody climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and hooks Bronx up for a suplex. Cody powers Bronx up and suplexes him back in. 1... 2.. kick out. Cody hammers on Bronx with some hard rights before lifting him onto his feet. Irish whip by Cody and Cody hits a clothesline, but Bronx doesn't go down. Cody runs to the ropes again and attempts another one, but Bronx ducks. Cody continues to the ropes and knocks Bronx down with a spinning heel kick.)

Randy Boggs: Cody is just ahead of Bronx and Bronx is having trouble stopping the speedier man.

King Royce: Exactly. It's basically speed vs. power, although Bronx and Brooklyn are far from power wrestlers, they are bigger than T2SF, and will have to use that to their advantage.

(Cody picks up Bronx and whips him into the corner. Cody with a clothesline to follow up, then heads to the top turnbuckle. Cody comes off for a double axe-handle, but Bronx counters by poking Cody in the eyes on the way down! Belly to belly suplex by Bronx and he tags in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is in and grabs Cody by the head. Irish whip by Brooklyn. He misses the clothesline and Cody comes back with a cross body. 1.. 2... kick out. Cody is up and runs to the ropes. He runs right into a powerslam though. Brooklyn picks up Cody and backs him into the corner. Brooklyn unloads with some kicks before whipping Cody across the ring. Cody comes out of the corner and nails Brooklyn with a spinning heel kick however and tags in Tomorrow Man.)

Randy Boggs: And Tomorrow Man has entered the match.

King Royce: Yes he has.

(Tomorrow Man catches Brooklyn with a drop toe hold then runs to the ropes. Brooklyn pushes himself up and T-Man hits Brooklyn with a rolling kick. Brooklyn is lifted up onto his feet and T-Man hits some stiff chops to get the appropriate response from the crowd. Irish whip by T-Man and he back drops Brooklyn. Brooklyn gets to his feet and T-Man whips him to the ropes again. Flapjack by T-Man! T-Man tags Cody back in, who immediately heads to the top turnbuckle. T-Man chucks Cody off the top and he hits a swanton on Brooklyn! 1.... 2.... kick out.)

Randy Boggs: Nice double team move by the Hall of Famers.

King Royce: That's why their Hall of Famers.

(Cody picks up Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Cody with an armdrag on Brooklyn. Brooklyn gets back onto his feet and Cody drop toe holds him. Cody quickly tags in T-Man, then locks on a camel clutch. T-Man comes in and dropkicks Brooklyn in the face. Cody exits the ring and T-Man pulls up Brooklyn. Irish whip and T-Man hits a dropkick. Brooklyn stumbles backwards against the ropes. T-Man charges at Brooklyn, but Brooklyn flips him over the top rope. T-Man lands on the apron though. Brooklyn turns around and T-Man hits a slingshot clothesline. T-Man whips Brooklyn into the corner and tags Cody back in. Cody and T-Man whip Brooklyn to the ropes. Double dropkick by A Tendency 2 Start Fires. Brooklyn gets back up and they give him a double flapjack.)

Randy Boggs: T2SF is hitting their stride. The champs had better do something before this gets out of hand.

King Royce: I'm sure they will.

(Cody lifts up Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. No, Brooklyn reverses and Bronx knees him in the back. Cody turns around and gets blasts from behind by a big clothesline from Brooklyn. Bronx is tagged back in and he instantly starts to stomp on Cody. Bronx tosses Cody into the corner and starts to kick him in the stomach. Cody is doubled over and Bronx runs to the ropes, bounces off and hits Cody in the temple with a hard kick, knocking Cody through the ropes and onto the apron. Bronx climbs out onto the apron with Cody and hits some hard elbow smashes before putting his head between his legs.)

Randy Boggs: What's he going to do here?

King Royce: There's so many things he could do, there's no sure way to be certain. Although, none of the possibilies would be good for Cody.

(Bronx lifts Cody up and powerbombs him off the apron and to the floor! The crowd jumps up for that as that's the first real big move of the match. Bronx gets on his feet and lifts up Cody. He tosses Cody into the railing, then clotheslines him over. Bronx scoops up Cody and gives him a Michinoku Driver on the cold, unforgiving concrete floor! T-Man jumps off the apron and rushes around the ring, only to be meet with a clothesline from Brooklyn! Brooklyn picks up T-Man and drops him across the railing!)

Randy Boggs: Things have broken down here, King.

King Royce: And this all favors the champs.

(Bronx is wailing on Cody in the crowd with sickened kicks to the chest and face. Bronx has Cody propped up against the concrete wall and is just going to town on him. At ringside Brooklyn slams T-Man's head into the ring post. T-Man bounces off and Brooklyn gives him a german suplex on the floor! Brooklyn quickly lifts T-Man back up and rams his head into the post again. T-Man bounces off and Brooklyn jumps up and knees him in the back, sending him into the post again!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn is doing a number on T-Man on the outside there.

King Royce: Things aren't looking good for the challengers.

(Brooklyn scoops up T-Man, who is starting to bleed from the forehead and lifts him up over his head. Brooklyn walks around ringside with T-Man high above his head and fakes throwing him onto the fans. The fans are screaming at Brooklyn to put him down, so he does... in their laps! Back over in the crowd, Bronx lifts up Cody and javelin's him into the concrete wall, busting him open immediately. Bronx puts his knee behind Cody's neck and lifts him up by his hair, he then pushes down with his knee, ramming Cody's face into the concrete and pinning it there.)

Randy Boggs: Things started out well enough for T2SF, but they aren't doing too well right now.

King Royce: The champs saw their opening and jump on it.

(Bronx lifts up the bloody-faced Cody and gives him a russian leg sweep into the wall! Brooklyn pulls T-Man off the fans and chucks him towards some now empty seats. T-Man goes tumbling over the chairs. Brooklyn picks up a chair and folds it. T-Man slowly gets onto his feet and Brooklyn pastes him with a hard chairshot! T-Man falls to his knees where Brooklyn gives him another one! Brooklyn holds the chair up high as the fans boo him. Bronx picks up Cody and whips him into the stairwell railing. Bronx charges in and knees Cody directly in the face.)

Randy Boggs: The ref needs to restore some order here.

King Royce: Oh you didn't hear? Anything goes here man. You have to win in the ring, but outside of that, ANYTHING goes.

(Bronx puts Cody's head in the railing and wanders over to take a fan's chair. Bronx has to fight for it, but eventually gets it. He walks back over to Cody and blasts his head with the chair! Cody falls back flat on his back. Bronx picks up Cody and slings him over his shoulder and heads back to the ring. Brooklyn tosses T-Man back over the railing then into the ring. He tosses him into the corner and starts to stomp away as Bronx slides Cody in. Bronx starts to kick at Cody in the corner.)

Randy Boggs: Just pin 'em! You've got them beat!

King Royce: I dunno, Cody and T-Man are very resilent. It'll take a lot to beat 'em.

(Suddenly the lights go out and the arena is in complete darkness. You can see the people that have their lighters or laser pointers with them as they use them to get a little light in the place , but it's still pretty dark that you can't see the ring. You can only hear some movement in the ring. It's probably T2SF and TMP. Then you can hear a big crack. Then you can hear the fans start to talk among themselves. Then you can see at the entrence ramp someone heading to the back. The person has a chair in hand. As the person exits the entrance area he raises the chair in the air and heads to the back. The lights come back on and you can see Cody and Tomorrow Man sitting in two corners of the ring still out of it, while Bronx and Brooklyn are laying in the middle of the ring with blood coming from both of them.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell was that?

King Royce: I don't know, but we're back to an even playing field.

(The fans are still talking amongst themselves about who could have attacked the champs, but right now it doesn't matter as it's basically just restarted the match because both teams are out of it. Slowly, VERY slowly, both teams begin to move. They pull themselves up and stare at each other through their crimson masks from across the ring. All four rush across the ring and meet in the center to duke it out. Back and forth goes the punches. The champs get the upperhand and have the challengers reeling. But suddenly T2SF fights back and has TMP reeling. They have them back agains the ropes then charge for clotheslines. TMP duck and flip T2SF over the top. They land on their feet and pull TMP out!)

Randy Boggs: Looks like the roles have reversed, King!

King Royce: It's time for Cody and Tomorrow Man to go to work!

(Cody whips Bronx to the railing then dropkicks him over. T-Man rams Brooklyn's head into the ring post repeatedly before clotheslining him over the railing. T-Man and Cody slide back into the ring and go up different corners, but both face the same way. They look at each other and give each other the thumbs up before flying off the top with somersault body blocks and nailing Bronx and Brooklyn a few rows back! The crowd goes insane as the challengers get to their feet. Cody raises his arms high into the air as T-Man immediately tosses Brooklyn across some empty seats.)

Randy Boggs: Stereo somersault body blocks! Great!

King Royce: Simply amazing!

(Cody lifts up Bronx and rams him into the concrete wall. Cody Kick(superkick) by Cody, pinning his head up agaisnt the wall. Bronx slides down and rolls away from the wall, out of it. Cody then walks over to T-Man and they lift up Brooklyn and front suplex him against the wall right next to Bronx! Cody then looks up and motions to T-Man. T-Man looks up and turns back to Cody who is smiling from ear to ear. They slap hands and rush to the different set of stairs. After a few moments we see T2SF standing by the railing on the balcony looking down at their fallen opponents. The fans are all on their feet as Cody and Tomorrow Man climb up onto the railing. They have their backs to TMP, but are looking through their legs to see them SLOWLY getting to their feet.)

Randy Boggs: Fuck me! There's no way their going to do this, is there!?

King Royce: Oh they're going to do it. The question is, will they be successful?

(Bronx and Brooklyn stagger to their feet and lean on each other when Cody and Tomorrow Man leap off with stereo moonsaults! The crowd is just in awe as Cody and T-Man come down onto the champs!!!! "HOLY SHIT!" is the obvious chant as T2SF come to their feet. The crowd is just insane after that. The champs are lifted up and lead back to the ring. Cody sends Bronx in as T-Man keeps Brooklyn at bay on the outside. Cody gets the lateral press on Bronx. 1...... 2...... THRE... KICK OUT!!! 2.999999!!! The fans are in shock! T2SF is in shock! Your dead grandma is in shock!)

Randy Boggs: Ho... ly... shit! HE KICKED OUT!!

King Royce: Fuckin' A!

(Cody gets up and grabs Bronx. Irish whip by Cody as T-man returns to his corner. Cody Kick is caught and Bronx pulls him forward into the Chokerchain(diamond cutter)!!! Both men are down!!!! After a eight count Cody tags in T-Man. He comes in and lifts up Bronx. Irish whip and T-Man gets a hurricanrana! 1.... 2... kick out!! T-Man lifts up Bronx quickly and sends him into the corner. He charges in and hits a clothesline. Tornado DDT by T-Man! 1... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!!! Irish whip is reversed and Brooklyn grabs T-Man's ankle! T-Man turns around and hits a pescado on Brooklyn! T-Man turns around and gets hit with a suicide dive by Bronx! Cody, not to be left out, comes off the top with a shooting star press onto Bronx!!!)

Randy Boggs: Fuckin' shit!

King Royce: I'd rather not, but that'd be worth the price of admission to see 'em try!

(Cody helps T-Man up and they roll Bronx back into the ring. They whip him to the ropes. Cody with a back body drop and T-Man catches him with a powerbomb! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!! Cody and T-Man lift Bronx up onto the top turnbuckle. Cody hooks Bronx up for a reverse uranage suplex and gets it! Bronx's face comes down onto T-Man's knee!!!! 1...... 2...... THRE...... BROOKLYN BREAKS IT UP AT 2.999999!!! Brooklyn whips T-Man to the ropes. T-Man ducks his clothesline and Brooklyn turns around into a double superkick by the challengers, sending him out of the ring. The challengers turn around and walk right into a double Chokerchain by Bronx!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! How did he pull that off!?

King Royce: He's talented. VERY talented.

(Everyone is down by Cody is the first person to start moving and he rolls over to cover T-Man. T-Man instinctively kicks out and then sees that it was Cody. Cody and T-Man push up onto their feet as Brooklyn is getting up on the outside. T2SF look at each other then head towards the ropes for a baseball slide, but Brooklyn ducks under that and stands up between the Hall of Famers. He ducks the punches as T2SF punch each other. Brooklyn grabs their heads and slams them together. Brooklyn rolls T-Man into the ring as Bronx gets to his feet. Brooklyn picks up Cody and puts him on his shoulder. Brooklyn climbs onto the apron and hits a running powerslam off the apron!!!)

Randy Boggs: Um.... ouch!

King Royce: Looks like the tides are turning, Randy.

(Bronx grabs T-Man by the head and rams it into the top turnbuckle. Irish whip from the corner by Bronx and he follows T-Man in the corner with a running knee. Bronx grabs T-Man and is going for the Bronxbomb, but T-Man slips out! T-Man jumps to the top turnbuckle and attemtps a cross body but Bronx ducks, however, Brooklyn had reentered the ring and T-Man got him! T-Man rolls off and gets clotheslined by Bronx! Bronx helps up his partner and tells him to go up top. They are at opposite corners as T-man gets up in the center of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: What are the champs going to do!?

King Royce: I have no earthly idea.

(Cody is coming too on the outside as Bronx and Brooklyn nod to each other. They come off the top with missle dropkicks! Cody dives into the ring and tackles his own partner the champs dropkick their own feet! Cody and T-Man get stereo La majistral cradles!! The champs get stereo blocks! 1... 2... thre.. KICK OUT!!!! Bronx and Brooklyn whip T2SF to the ropes. They duck the clotheslines. Duck the back hands and slide between TMP's legs! Dropkicks are swatting away by the champs! La majistral cradles by Bronx and Brooklyn! Blocked by T2SF!!! 1.... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: Wow!

King Royce: Yep.

(Cody and T-Man send their opponents to the ropes but the misse the clotheslines. They miss the backhands, and Bronx and Brooklyn slide between their legs. They turn around and Brooklyn chokeslams T-Man! Cody pushes Bronx away on the Chokerchain. Bronx holds onto the ropes and Cody charges. Bronx catches him and carries him to the center of the ring. Brooklyn holds his throat and it's a sitout powerbomb/chokeslam combo!!! T-Man gets to his feet and gets kicked in the gut. Bronx lifts up T-Man for a powerbomb but falls backwards, as T-Man is hitting the mat Brooklyn comes off with a lionsault!!)

Randy Boggs: Jesus!

King Royce: Awesome double teaming by the champs!

(Bronx covers Cody! 1.... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! The crowd jumps to their feet and are going apeshit as the champs can't believe he kicked out. TMP lifts up Cody and Brooklyn climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. Bronx hands him Cody in a powerbomb position. Bronx holds Cody's head and gives him a running neckbreaker as Brooklyn jumps off the middle turnbuckle with a powerbomb on him at the same time!!!!! The crowd "OOOO!"s and Bronx covers him. 1...... 2...... THRE.... T-Man breaks it up at 2.99999999!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Simply amazing, King!

King Royce: The champs have T2SF reeling, but they just can't put them away.

(T-Man starts to punch Bronx when Brooklyn turns him around. T-Man goes for a clothesline, but Brooklyn ducks. T-Man comes back with a superkick but Brooklyn ducks and he nails Bronx! T-Man turns around and Brooklyn lifts him up into the Brooklyn Bridge(torture rack)!!! T-Man elbows out of the hold though and Brooklyn misses a clothesline allowing T-Man to hit a Death Valley Driver!!!! T-Man pulls the groggy Cody up and they lift up Bronx. Irish whip and the duo hit double leg lariats on him. Cody heads up top and T-Man holds his hands. He flips Cody over and Cody hits Bronx with a senton! 1...... 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one!

King Royce: Things are really picking up now.

(Cody and T-Man whip Bronx into the corner and T-Man hits a rolling kick and Cody follows up with the same. They lifts Bronx up onto the top turnbuckle. Cody climbs up and hits a top rope hurricanrana, and T-Man catches Bronx and powerbombs him!!!!! 1...... 2...... THRE...... KICK OUT!!! 2.99999999!!!! The fans were wowed by the move and highly impressed with the kick out. The challengers pick up Bronx and set him onto the top turnbuckle again, but this time facing the crowd.)

Randy Boggs: This is going to be something huge, King!

King Royce: Oh hell yeah!!!!

(T-Man climbs up behind Bronx as Cody climbs to the other turnbuckle. T-Man gives Bronx a release German suplex off the top!!!!!!! T-Man hooked his legs on the turnbuckle, to keep himself from falling. Cody comes off the top with a leg drop! T-Man follows up with the T-Man Splash(frog splash)!!!!! The FireStarter!!!!! T-Man rolls off of Bronx as Cody makes the cover! 1....... 2....... THRE.... BROOKLYN BREAKS IT UP AT 2.99999999999!!!!!! The crowd thought it was over, but it wasn't!)

Randy Boggs: Holy fuck! It's not over yet, King!

King Royce: Not it's not. Things are just getting better and more intense by the moment.

(Cody and T-Man grab Brooklyn and whip him to the ropes. He ducks under their double clothesline and comes back with a clothesline of his own. He only takes down T-Man, as Cody ducked. Brooklyn turns around and catches Cody's foot on the Cody Kick attempt! Brooklyn spins Cody around, but misses his clothesline. He dodges another Cody kick by a hair and it's KICK WHAM STUNNER!! Cody bounces up and off the ropes and stumbles into the Long Island Sound(superkick to ear)!!!! Brooklyn grabs Bronx and lays him over Cody! 1........ 2........ THRE......... T-MAN STOPS THE COUNT!!!! 2.99999999999!!!!!! The crowd explodes!)

Randy Boggs: Fu... no, oh fuck it! FUCKIN' SHIT!

King Royce: I don't think you've said fuck enough tonight, Randy.

(T-Man gets up on his feet and Brooklyn grabs him by the throat. T-Man pokes him in the eye and leg sweeps him. T-Man runs to the ropes and springboards off with a moonsault! T-Man turns around and just ducks Bronx's clothesline at the last second and knees him in the gut. T-Man sets Bronx up for what looks to be an inverted vertical suplex. He holds him up, then instantly drops him down and hits a stunner!!!! The crowd is just in awe of the move! Cody is pulled on top of Bronx!! 1........ 2....... THREE!! NO! NO! NO! NO! BROOKLYN STOPPED IT AT 2.999999999999!!!!)

Randy Boggs: I think I'm going to fuckin' faint.

King Royce: Go ahead, that'll be a hundred less fucks tonight. BUT FUCKIN' AWESOME MOVE BY T-MAN!

(Brooklyn and T-Man are going at it until Brooklyn spears him through the ropes and they both go tumbling to the outside. Slowly but surely Bronx and Cody start to come to their senses. Cody is on his feet first, followed by Bronx soon after. They come together and Cody gets kneed in the gut. Irish whip by Bronx but he lowers his head and Cody gets a sunset flip. 1..... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!! Both are back up and Bronx misses a jumping front kick. Cody grabs a waistlock, but Bronx runs to the ropes and holds on. Cody rolls back but gets on his feet quickly. He runs at Bronx, but gets flipped over the top. He lands on the apron and runs to the turnbuckles and climbs up. Bronx joins him up there to stop him from doing anything and they start to slug it out. Bronx gets the upperhand and gets the Muzzle(top rope jackhammer)!!!!!!!! 1........ 2......... 3! NO! NO! FUCKIN' NO! T-MAN DISPOSED OF BROOKLYN AND DOVE INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Fuc..... *faints*

King Royce: This match is just getting more and more dramatic and this crowd is pumped as all hell!

(T-Man lifts up Bronx and whips him to the ropes. T-Man scoops up Bronx for a tilt-a-whirl, but Bronx spins all the way through and lands on his feet. He whips T-Man to the ropes and tries it himself, only to be taken over with a spinning head scissors. Bronx jumps up and gets taken over with a hurricanrana! Bronx up again and is quite upset. Armdrag by T-Man! Another one for the man from tomorrow! Bronx is up and is pissed the fuck off. He rushes at T-Man with all his might for a spear, but T-Man leap frogs him. Bronx hits the corner and stumbles back into half nelson suplex!!!!)

King Royce: T2SF looks to be on the verge of victory!

(T-Man heads to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the T-Man Splash!!! Bronx gets his knees up!!!! Brooklyn slides into the ring now and the champs pick up T-Man and hit the Empire Press!!! T-Man is tossed to the outside as the champs loom over Cody, who's just out of it. Bronx and Brooklyn begin to smile as Cody pulls himself up by their tights. The champs help Cody up the rest of the way and Brooklyn heads to the top turnbuckle. Bronx hands Cody up to him then makes sure T-Man doesn't try and get back in. Brooklyn is going for a top rope chokeslam! Cody counters while being lifted up and pulls Brookyn off the top and plants his head into the canvas with a DDT!!!!!!!!! Bronx turns around and is in shock as Cody staggers to his feet and sees Brooklyn down and out. Bronx grabs Cody and locks on the Bronxlock(sharpshooter)!!!!!!!)

King Royce: Awesome counter, but Cody's going to have to tap! This is over, it's gotta be!

(The fans are rabidly chanting for Cody, but the bood-covered Cody doesn't look like he'll be making the ropes any time this century. He's got his hand up and looks to tap when T-Man reaches under the bottom rope and holds his hand to keep him from tapping! T-Man slides into the ring and locks Bronx in a dragon sleeper, while Cody is still in the Bronxlock!!!!! The crowd is going nuts!!!!!! Brooklyn slowly, SLOWLY, gets to his feet and sees what's going on. He staggers over and gets T-Man in the ankle lock!!!!!! The visual is stunning and the fans are just absolutely crazy!)

King Royce: God damn it! Look at that! Three submissions on all four men! That amazing!!!

(The ref doesn't really know what to do so he starts to count off each submission. Brooklyn breaks first, then T-Man, and then finally Bronx. All four men stammer around on their feet then do simultanious Flair Flops. The crowd just stands and applauds as all four men are down and out. Even King Royce is standing on his seat and clapping. Boggs, of course, is still out of it. The ref has no other choice but to start counting, although the only legal men are Bronx and Cody.)

Ref: *the crowd counts along with him* 1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

(Brooklyn is begining to stir, as is T-Man, neither of which really matter.)

Ref: 7!

8!

(Brooklyn and T-Man are on their feet but realize the ref isn't stopping his count due to them not being the legal men.)

Ref: 9!

TE....

(Brooklyn pulls Bronx up and T-Man does the same with Cody. They quickly drop them back down and come to blows right in the center of the ring. Back and forth they go. Neither man gaining the advantage for too long. Brooklyn has T-Man reeling, but T-Man comes back and has Brooklyn reeling. Cody and Bronx slowly get to their feet and see the slugfest in the center of the ring. Cody Kick to Brooklyn! Superkick to T-Man! Double clothesline puts Cody and Bronx down again!!!!)

Randy Boggs: *Just waking up* What'd I miss?

King Royce: Nothing. But right now Cody and Bronx are down again. Man this is nerver racking!

(The ref begins his count again, as the fans count aloud with him.)

Ref: 1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

(Cody moves his arm as Bronx kicks his foot up.)

7!

8!

9!

TEN! NO!

(Cody and Bronx both kip up at the last fuckin' second! They charge at each other but their arms hit on the clothesline attempts only knocking them sideways. They come back just as Brooklyn and T-Man get onto their feet! Cody leapfrogs Bronx's spear and they both continue to the ropes. Cody slides on the ground as Bronx jumps, both thinking the other was going to try something. Cody is up quicker and rushes at Bronx. Bronx ducks and Cody nails his teammate with a leg lariat, knocking him out of the ring! Bronx turns around as Cody gets up and rushes at him. Cody flips him over the top but he lands on the apron. Bronx springboards back in with a flying forearm, but Cody ducks and Bronx nails Brooklyn!)

Randy Boggs: Cody and Bronx have laid out their teammates!

King Royce: I'm surprised that didn't happen much sooner, as this match as been a big tornado tag match anyway.

(Bronx gets on his feet and is hit with a Cody Kick!!!! The crowd pops HUGE! Cody gets the cover! 1......... 2........ THRE....... BROOKLYN MAKES THE SAVE AT 2.99999999999!!!! Brooklyn tosses Cody into the corner and starts to unload on him as T-Man climbs up to the top turnbuckle. T-Man Splash onto Bronx!!!!! Brooklyn turns around and clotheslines T-Man out of the ring!! Brooklyn follows him out as Cody dives onto Bronx! 1......... 2......... Brooklyn tries to get back into the ring, but T-Man holds his ankle, while he's halfway in and just an inch away from the cover....... 3!!!!!!!! The place absolutely, fuckin' explodes!!!!!)

Announcer: The winner of the match and NEW GHC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...... A TENDENCY 2 START FIIIIIIIRESSSSS!!!!

Randy Boggs: They did it! They did it!!!! Cody and Tomorrow Man have beaten the unbeatables!! They've beaten Bronx and Brookyn for the titles!!!!!

King Royce: It doesn't get any better than this! I can't wait for the return match somewhere down the road!

Randy Boggs: Hey look at the clock!

("A Tendency 2 Start Fires" begins to play as the bloody Hall of Famers celebrate with their newly won gold. Brooklyn drags Bronx out of the ring and just looks on as the new champs celebrate. The clock is ticking down and the crowd counts along with it.)

Crowd: 10!

9!

8!

7!

6!

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

(Confetti starts to drop from the ceiling as everyone finds someone to kiss. Cody and T-Man hug in the ring as Bronx and Brooklyn head to the back.)

Randy Boggs: Folks this has been one hell of a PPV, but we still have one more day left! Come back tomorrow for more of 2 Days of Hell!!

King Royce: Where's me a women to kiss!?

(Everyone is celebrating the New Year, while Cody and T-Man celebrate their title victory and we fade to black.)