November 25th, 2001 / Atlantic City Convention Center / Atlantic City, New Jersey

¤ Jose' Jose' vs. The Mini-Manhattan Project ¤
(Dark Match)

(The Atlantic City Convention Center sees the fans filing in. The announced ticket sales was said to be about four thousand, but there only seems to be about three thousand here so far. But they keep piling in as we head quickly to the ring. All three competitors are in the ring, and ready to go. The bell rings. The midgets charge Jose Jose. They both go straight for his ankles, and start to gnaw at them. Jose Jose dances, trying to get them off. He falls to his back. The midgets through ‘mini’-punches, quick rapid ones as Jose Jose whines as they hit him. Bronx sits on Jose Jose’s face. He rips a big fart that everyone in the arena hears. And Jose Jose is out cold! The ref leaves the ring holding his nose and his eyes are watering.)

(The two midgets back away, Brooklyn leaves the ring altogether. He goes under the ring and pulls out a handbag. He throws it in the ring for the other midget. Bronx waddles over to Jose Jose. He sits on Jose Jose’s chest. The ref counts from outside the ring. 1…2…3… The bell rings, and the ref walks away. The bell ringer joins him, as the smell spreads. Bronx pulls open the handbag, and takes out two masks, he hands one to the midget Brooklyn, who has since entered the ring. Bronx then proceeds to pull out a round plastic thingamabob. He opens it and it’s a powderpuff. He starts to powder Jose Jose’s nose. Brooklyn pulls out lipstick, and applies it horribly to Jose Jose’s lips. Then comes the mascera, which Bronx applies to Jose’s eyes. Then the eyeliner, which they draw a big dick cumming into Jose’s mouth. They draw another on the other side. Then they draw two arrows to each of his ‘breasts’ they write, “Got Milk.” Then proceed to roll Jose over onto his stomach. They draw and arrow on his back going down to his ass. Then they write “Do YOU like big buts?” The two get up and dance and laugh. Brooklyn does the Booker spin. The two walk off dancing and laughing. Jose Jose wakes up. He looks around. He smiles and laughs. He does a bow at each side of the ring. The crowd is laughing hysterically. He finally walks to the back)

¤ Introduction ¤

Wrestling and Romance, seperately they are two powerful things, but put them together and what's it mean? To many wrestling is just a way to pass the time on those boring nights when nothing else is going on. But to the wrestlers it is their lives. They all have a passion for the business and will do anything to achieve some level of fame and recognition. But what does that have to do with romance? Many wrestlers are on the road so much they cannot have a relationship, because their jobs are everything to them. It is their love. But on this night it has an added meaning. In the main event, two lovers, or are they former lovers, will be facing off for the GHC Championship. Sure, they are joined by two other individuals, but all the focus will be on the champion, paYne, and Angelica Dawson. How can they go face to face in the squared circle knowing full well their feelings for each other outside it? Can they fight it out in the ring and still have a relationship out of it? Or is it already over with, and this is the perfect opportunity for each to let it be known? That's why you should be watching this show, because if you don't you'll never know the answers.

(It is night time in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The cold, night air chills you to the bone and the slight rainfall makes the night almost unbearable. But inside the Atlantic City Convention Center everyone is nice and warm. You can feel the tension as the crowd of four-thousand is splitting into cheering sections for the main event. The majority is chanting "POT-TER! POT-TER!", while "DAW-SON! DAW-SON!" comes in a close second. The next loudest is for the champion, "PAYNE! PAYNE" they chant, which is probably a bunch of smarts, since they are the only one's who can truly appreciate his in-ring abilities and his unheard of charisma, that just draws you in. The average fan can't appreciate his talents and just see him as a goofball who can wrestle. But the smarts can see beyond that and dig deeper into WHY he acts the way he acts. And that is why paYne is the greatest character to grace a gfwa OMEGA ring because he has so much depth and characteristics that you can just relate to and sink your teeth into his life. So those select few fans are the only smart fans around and should really be giving free passes to all the events so that one-dimensional characters aren't cheered *cough* Rocky *cough*. A smaller section near the entrance chants for the underdog and longshot winner in this match. "FROS-TIE! FORS-TIE!" rings from their small section. Then in the very back corner and small, but distinguishable, chant starts up. "JOSE'! JOSE'!" starts to pick up steam and soon the entire Convention Center is chanting for the world renowned jobber. As the chants hit their peak the lights go out. "Machinehead" by Bush begins to play throughout the convention center as red and white lights begin to flash all about from the entrance way. Suddenly a line of fireworks go off down the catwalk and one huge explosion occurs in the center of the ring, catching the crowd completely off guard. The lights instantly come back on as the convention center is filled with smoke. The cameras begin to pan the crowd as all four thousand in attendence are on their feet. Everyone who has a sign is holding it up and the camera picks up on a few of them. "Dawson, show me your tits!", "paYne's a pussy!", "Potter's a British putz!", "The New Dynasty: Same old crap!", "Danger for Parapaligic of the Year!", and "I'll show the pink vibrator about romance! What?" are just a few of the piss-poor signs the fans have brought along. But hey, they paid their $15-20 to be here so they can bring whatever they want. The cameras continue to pan the convention center, picking up the huge gfwa OMEGA banner hanging above the entrance way. Finally we head over to the commentators table at ringside where Randy Boggs and King Royce are standing by, yes I said STANDING by.)

Randy Boggs: Hello everyone and welcome to WAR: Wrestling and Romance, the gfwa OMEGA's second Pay Per View of the year! We are live inside the Atlantic City Convention Center and are all set to bring you some exciting wrestling action! I'm Randy Boggs and joining me as always is King Royce!

King Royce: Whoo! It's me, King Royce, and boy am I excited about tonight! As you can probably tell, I didn't even get off a line about how much I love women or anything of that nature. I'm just that damned excited!

Randy Boggs: Well I'm glad King, because tonight is going to be HUGE! Our beloved Commissioner and part-owner of the gfwa OMEGA, The Butcher, will be going head to head with former referee Tyler Hendrix in a Four Corners Table Match!

King Royce: This isn't your regular toned-down tables match either. This one requires that you have to put your opponent through FOUR tables in order to pick up the victory. Let's try and see the WWF come up with something like this, but then again that would require them to do something DIFFERENT and NEW for a change and that, my friends, just isn't going to happen.

Randy Boggs: Plus don't forget the Ladder Match for the OMEGA Championship between Jiraiya and Jonny Casanova! The old GFWA and OWA alike had some killer ladder matches that really made the careers of several superstars. Heck, the founder and former majority owner of the gfwa OMEGA, Max Danger, has had THREE big ladder matches that have solidified his superstardom in this industry.

King Royce: That's right, one in his early career that got him noticed by the big-timers against bestfriend Brad Robinson for the FWO World Championship, then in the old GFWA against Karnage and again in the GFWA against his greatest rival, Sean Casey! I know Jiraiya and Jonny Casanova are looking to make this match as memorable as possible and hopefully they will.

Randy Boggs: If so then they can put their names right along side Johnny Street, Sonic Youth, and many others who have become huge stars after a ladder match. I can't wait to see what innovative maneuvers they can create here tonight.

King Royce: And boy oh boy are we getting a doozy of a GHC Tag Team Championship match. The champs, Bronx and Brooklyn, look to lead the New Dynasty by example in retaining their titles against the Japanese Jalopies. Sure El Tigre and Mysterious X haven't won a match and are generally considered worthless in the wrestling business, but this should be one hell of a matchup.

Randy Boggs: Jeez, are you on crack again? This match is going to be a squash through and through. There's no way in hell The Manhattan Project will even break a sweat defending the titles tonight. Am I the only sane person here?

King Royce: Damn man, I was just trying to hype the match to give the fans something to look forward to. Sure everyone knows it's going to be a jobberific match. Excuse me for trying to give it a little more importance. Fuck man, it's our jobs to sell the matches as something the fans would want to see. Sorry if you didn't get that memo.

Randy Boggs: And in our main event, paYne...

King Royce: Hey, don't avoid the subject! You purposely buried the tag title match later tonight, meaning the fans will probably just go watch Adult Swim instead. While Brak, Sea Lab 2021, and Space Ghost: Coast to Coast are hilarious, you shouldn't turn our audience away because you don't feel particular excited about a match coming up later in the night.

Randy Boggs: Well I DO have a contract with Cartoon Network. I do the voice-overs ya know?

King Royce: Oh... then... no further questions.

Randy Boggs: And back to my previous announcement... our main event tonight sees paYne defending his GHC Championship in a four-way against (ex-)girlfriend Angelica Dawson, Frostie, and The Jolly Potter. The odds of paYne retaining are not good, and I honestly do not see him walking away with the title tonight.

King Royce: The match is going to be a major clusterfuck, but it'll be an energetic clusterfuck, and I have to agree with you, Randy, paYne won't be the champion at the end of the night. I'm going to have to go with the darkhorse, Frostie, who has improved more than anyone since joining the company way back when. Plus he has the backing of the New Dynasty, which should really come in handy for him.

Randy Boggs: Everyone was expecting a rematch from the Grand Exodus show between paYne and The Jolly Potter, but Dawson and Frostie had such strong cases for title shots and were put into this. Should be interesting to see how Dawson and paYne handle the match, seeing as they are a couple, or at last check were. Maybe their not, I dunno. They haven't been seen together in the last few weeks.

King Royce: I don't know, but if she's available I may just give her a call.

Randy Boggs: Why? To see what her answering machine message is, because that's what you'll be hearing when she doesn't pick up.

King Royce: Man, that was cold. So very cold.

¤ The Champion Arrives ¤

(And speaking of the devil, in the parking lot a long limo pulls up. The driver stops the limo and climbs out of the driver's seat. He walks to the back of the limo and opens the door. Our jumps the GHC Champion, paYne, who's all smiles. He's standing there with the GHC Title around his waist. A small boy comes running up to him.)

Boy: Can you sign my autograph, mister?

paYne: Whoa! Whoa! Only one person at a time.

(The little boy looks around with a confused look on his face, as he's the only person around.)

paYne: Ok, you first little boy. What's your name?

Boy: J-J-Jimmy.

paYne: Hey, Jimmy, you here to watch the PPV?

Jimmy: Yeah, I can't wait to see Angelica Dawson! She's my favorite.

(paYne immediately stops writing and just stares blankly into the distance. It's as if he's thinking... thinking of his times with Dawson. In the hot tub, kissing, on the couch, in the ring having her search his pants for the black vibrator, and other such things. Jimmy tugs at paYne's shirt, causing paYne to jump back and get in a fighting stance.)

paYne: You trying to steal my belt!?

Jimmy: *scared* N-N-No, mister, I was just tr-tr-trying to wake you up. You seemed to be gone.

paYne: Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking.

Jimmy: Ok, well as I was saying. Angelica is my favorite wrestler. Not only is she beautiful, she's also an amazing athlete. She...

(paYne stares off into the distance again, as he continues to sign the autograph, but seems to still be thinking of his lost love. The boy quickly tugs on his shirt again. paYne picks up the kid and is about to give him the Crucifixion, while screaming "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BELT!", but the limo driver stops him. paYne shakes his head and sees what he's about to do and instantly puts the boy down and hands him his autograph.)

paYne: Sorry, Jimmy, I don't know what came over me.

(Jimmy is scared shitless as he's just standing there shaking. You can see something forming on his pants. Yep, it's urine. paYne turns the boy around and pats him on the back, leading him on his way. paYne darts off towards the building as the cameraman follows Jimmy. They look over his shoulder and take a look at his autograph. While the shaking is quite queasy to look at through a camera, you can still pick up what the autograph says: "To my greatest paYniac, Jimmy! Sincerely, paY.... Angelica Dawson". The cameras fade back to the arena where Boggs and Royce are sitting there speechless. Yes, they're sitting now.)

Randy Boggs: What is wrong with that man? He's our champion for christsakes!

King Royce: I don't know but he scared the living hell out of that kid. Haha!

Randy Boggs: He'll be lucky to not be sued.

King Royce: Yeah, paYne should sue that little bastard. He was intruding on our champ's personal time and space. Who raised this kid anyway, a pack of wolves?

Randy Boggs: No, I meant... oh forget about it.

¤ The Danger Zone ¤

(We head backstage once again where the GHC Tag Team Champions, Bronx and Brooklyn, are talking. It is unknown what they are talking about, but that doesn't really matter. From around the corner comes some man in a black business suit and a briefcase in his hand. He taps Bronx on the shoulder, causing both men to turn and look at him.)

Bronx: Who the hell are you?

Man: I'm a lawyer. Craig Shelton, attorney for The Danger Zone.

(The champs look at each other, then back at the scrauny lawyer.)

Brooklyn: What is the Danger Zone?

Craig Shelton: It is a management company, where wrestlers are under contract. They are basically independent workers who get paid by The Danger Zone rather than the promotion they are working for at the time.

Bronx: Okay, but what does that have to do with us?

Craig Shelton: I'm glad you asked.

(Craig puts the briefcase on a nearby table and opens it up. He pulls out a manilla folder and hands it over to Bronx.)

Craig Shelton: You are being sued for two million dollars.

Bronx: What!? Why the hell for!?

Craig Shelton: It's all in the paper work gentlemen. Now if you'll excuse me.

Bronx: Yeah sure. But do you have a number of the man who runs this Danger Zone?

(Craig hands Bronx a business card before walking away. Bronx and Brooklyn start to look through the folder as we fade away.)

Randy Boggs: The Danger Zone? I've never heard of that, I don't think.

King Royce: I have, but I'm not telling you anything about it. I'm just wondering why they are suing The Manhattan Project.

Randy Boggs: I dunno, but I guess we'll find out in the near future.

¤ The Butcher vs. Tyler Hendrix ¤
(Four Corners Table Match)

King Royce: It’s time for our first match; let’s go to the ring announcer.

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a Four Corners Table Match. In order to win, the contestants must put their opponents through four consecutive tables. Introducing first, making his GFWA Omega In-ring debut, he is a member of the New Dynasty! TYLER HENDRIX!

("Down with the sickness" by Disturbed plays on the PA system. Tyler Hendrix walks to the ring slowly, taking in the excitement of the crowd. They are booing him, but it is excitement nonetheless. He smiles big as they boo him. He gets into the ring, and takes in the four tables leaning against each of the turnbuckles. He also looks at the 9 tables lined up outside. (3 to each of the three remaining sides) Then “Nutshell” by Alice in Chains hits, cutting of Tyler’s music.)

Announcer: And now introducing the Living Legend himself, THE BUTCHER!

(Butcher makes his way out of the back, as the crowd erupts in cheers for the seasoned veteran. He makes his way to the ring. Tyler Hendrix backs away respectfully, as Butcher gets into the ring wary of Tyler. Butcher gets in the ring, without Tyler so much as moving. The music stops, and the bell rings.)

King Royce: This should be a test for Tyler Hendrix see if he can hack it still.

Randy Boggs: I’m sure he can, otherwise he wouldn’t be in the New Dynasty.

King Royce: We’re about to find out.

(The two lock up. Tyler takes the initiative and kicks Butcher in the gut. He sends him into the corner; Butcher almost falls through one of the tables, but catches his balance. Tyler charges in with a boot, but Butcher gets out of the way, Tyler catches himself from going through the table. He turns around, to receive a boot to the gut and a DDT to the mat.)

King Royce: Butcher showing his experience.

Randy Boggs: More importantly, Tyler Hendrix showing some rust.

(Tyler gets up, aided by Butcher pulling him up by the head. Butcher lands 2 lefts. And drops Hendrix with a body slam. He follows up with an elbow. Tyler rolls out of the ring, and to his feet. He is in between 2 of the tables. He gets up on the middle table. Butcher is on the top rope, he comes off, and attempts a dropkick, Hendrix slaps his feet out of the way but looses his balance, as he goes through one of the outside tables, and Butcher goes through the middle table.)

Randy Boggs: Butcher’s move backfired.

King Royce: Yes, and now Hendrix is 3 tables away from winning his debut match in the gfwa OMEGA!

(The two get up rather quickly, for having gone through a set of tables. Butcher and Hendrix roll in the ring about the same time. Two men on the outside, clear up the broken tables, and carry them to the back.)

King Royce: What wonderful staff we have here. And now back to the action.

(Butcher goes to grab Hendrix but Hendrix delivers a rake to the eye. He kicks Butch in the gut. He gets behind him, and grabs him around the waist. He delivers a belly-to-back release suplex through one of the tables! Tyler digs him out of the rubble. The staff takes the table away. Tyler throws Butcher into the empty corner. He picks him up so Butcher is sitting on the top rope. Tyler delivers a top rope hurricanranna.)

King Royce: I think the rust is falling off! Hendrix is coming alive.

Randy Boggs: I’ve seen his arsenal of moves before and if we get to see them tonight it will be quite an opening match.

King Royce: Big IF Boggs, Butcher is cunning and not easily beaten, or put into big moves. He’ll make Hendrix work for the victory.

(Tyler helps Butcher to his feet; Butch is still out of it, as Hendrix comes off the rope, with a roundhouse kick, that knocks Butcher head over heels. Hendrix picks Butcher up and hits a tilt-the-world piledriver. Hendrix continues his assault and bounces off the rope, and hits a lionsault. He follows up with a chokehold on Butcher. The ref makes him break it up, but a second later he goes back to the attack. He then picks up Butcher and bodyslams him weakly through one of the tables.)

Randy Boggs: Tyler Hendrix is being aggressive, that is a good attitude to have. King Royce: He’s fighting dirty. I bet he couldn’t win fairly even if he wanted to.

(Tyler gets up, and helps Butcher up with him. He goes to deliver a superplex, but Butcher lands on his feet, and pushes Hendrix into a table, but it doesn’t quite break it. Butcher catches his breathe for a second then Butcher charges, he acts like he’s gonna spear, but as Tyler rolls off the table. Butcher catches himself with ease, and boots Tyler in the sternum, and continues to do a quick powerbomb through the last table in the ring.)

Randy Boggs: Butcher almost lost.

King Royce: No he didn’t he had Tyler right where he wanted him. And by thinking ahead, he stopped Hendrix from winning with just one table. Now BUTCH only needs three tables.

(Butcher drops to a knee, to re-collect himself, as Tyler rolls off the rubble, which is then taken away. The ring is empty except the two competitors. Both men are on the mat, but Butcher up to one knee. He climbs to his feet. He runs, and bounces off the far rope, and baseball slides straight into Tyler’s ribs. Tyler rolls off the ring onto two of the tables. Butcher bounces off the far ropes, he attempts to deliver a springboard frog splash Hendrix rolls out of the way, Butcher goes through the tables, and Hendrix as well. The ref waves off the attack and says Butcher only has 1 table.)

King Royce: Hendrix is using his brains.

Randy Boggs: This is gonna be a hellacious match!

(Hendrix gets up slowly. He gets to his feet, and walks around to the side with 3 tables left. He picks up one of the tables, and sets it on the other. Then he grabs one of the other tables, and sets it on top of that. Then he grabs the last one in the row of three, and sets it on top. There are now 4 tables stacked high. He walks over to Butch, and helps him to his feet. He sets him on his shoulder, and carries him around the ring. When they are halfway there, Butcher starts to fight it. He hops off behind Tyler, and sends him into the ring post. Butcher follows up with a bulldog to the mat.)

King Royce: This looks dangerous 4 tables stacked high, someone wants to win this quickly.

Randy Boggs: I don’t think either competitor is going to let the other get to it without a fight.

(Butch rolls Tyler into the ring. He gets in the ring himself, and his a springboard elbow drop. He gets up and follows through with a leg drop. He picks Tyler up, and then he delivers a spike piledriver. He picks up Tyler once again. This time he hoists Tyler up in a military press. He walks over to the side of the ring, adjacent to the four tables. He tries to hoist Tyler up high, trying to make sure he will send him through three tables to end the match. He tosses him, but Tyler kicks at the same time, causing it to be a weak throw. Tyler only goes through two tables, as the top two go into the first few rows of the crowd. Tyler lays on the floor motionless.)

Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD! What a move! Butcher just sealed this victory. I don’t think Tyler will be able to move after that.

King Royce: I haven’t seen anything like that. Only in the GFWA will you see excitement like this in an opening match!

(Butcher is upset he didn’t get three. He goes outside, and rolls Tyler off the rubble. The ring crew takes away the two tables, and another sets one up, so there are 4 out. Butcher grabs the tables from the crowd, with a little assistance from the crowd. He shakes all of there hands while he’s doing it. He sets up the table, two high. He grabs Tyler and rolls him into the ring. Butcher nails a quick scoop piledriver for good measure. He sets Tyler up on the top rope. Tyler is slowly regaining his perception. Butcher gets to the second rope, he nails Tyler twice, but Tyler fights back with a few lefts. Butcher finally wins with a rake to the eyes. He stands Tyler up on the top turnbuckle and he himself stands up.)

King Royce: This is dangerous!

Randy Boggs: One slip up, Tyler loses this match.

(The two are struggling to keep their balance. Butcher shoves Tyler off the turnbuckle, Tyler kicks out the other way, instead of landing on the tables, he lands on the steel guardrail. He lets out a scream of pain, as Butcher flies backward as he losses his balance from the shove, and he lands square on his back. He gasps for breath, as he seemingly had the wind knocked out of him. He passes out. Tyler lays on the outside clutching his arm.)

King Royce: WOW! There is nothing else I can say but WOW!

Randy Boggs: Both men are down, what seemed to be a sure fire win for Butch turned into a loss of breath and Tyler with an injured arm.

(After a while Tyler starts to get up, and Butcher slowly works his way back to the conscious world. Tyler is on a knee now, Butcher, catches his breath, and rolls out of the ring, the side perpendicular to Tyler. He walks toward Tyler who just got to his feet. Butcher Dropkicks straight to the arm he is clutching. He picks Tyler up, and slams him arm first into the ring post. Tyler falls to a knee. Butcher smashes Tyler’s face into his knee three times. Tyler falls to the floor, bleeding out of a his mouth.)

Randy Boggs: And then there was blood!

King Royce: This isn’t looking good for Tyler. Butcher is mad, and he’s unrelenting.

(Butcher picks Tyler up, and delivers a vicious sit out face plant. Butcher picks him up in a military press, and tosses him onto the two-stacked tables, though not enough force to break it. Tyler lies atop the tables while Butcher takes a breather. He walks around the ring a bit, and then rolls in slowly. He is obviously fatigued. He gets to his feet slowly, one foot at a time. He walks over to the corner. He ascends the ropes slowly. He’s at the top, he points out to the crowd. He bends to leap, and as he jumps, Hendrix pops up, Butcher tries a flying body press, but Hendrix grabs him by the hair Delivers a sit out face plant through the stack of tables! Both men lie on top of the heap on the mat. Both are out of it. The ref signals Tyler is up 2 now.)

Randy Boggs: Tyler just erased the hard work Butcher has made to take control of this match.

King Royce: That had to be ALL desperation on the part of Tyler. He might have a little rust, but his heart is just as full as ever!

(After a few minutes of the ref going back and forth making sure both men aren’t dead, Tyler starts to move. Butch lays motionless. Tyler gets to a knee. He finally gets to both feet. He shakes his head to clear the cobwebs, then bends over to pick Butch up. Butch reaches up with a right before Tyler can do anything. Tyler rolls into the ring, out of Butch’s grasp. The ring crew sets up two more tables, and Tyler bounces off the ropes. He leaps and delivers a suicide dive onto the fallen Butcher.)

King Royce: What a move! Tyler is pulling out all the stops!

Randy Boggs: Butcher has just done a 360, he went from the punisher to the punished.

(Tyler gets to his feet. He delivers a leg drop, and then rolls Butcher back into the ring. He climbs into the ring himself, the ring crew takes away the debris. Tyler in the ring delivers a falling headbutt. He gets up and delivers an elbow drop, but clutches his injured arm, having forgot about it. He picks up Butcher, he sends him into the ropes, and delivers the hot shot onto the top rope! Tyler rolls out of the ring, and grabs a table. He throws it into the ring. He gets in the ring, and sets up the table. He sets Butch on the table. He holds his hands up for the crowd, they boo, and he climbs to the top rope. He comes off with “Free Fallin’” (5 star frog splash) but Butch pulls himself off the table. Tyler crashes through the table all by his lonesome.)

King Royce: Butcher isn’t out of it yet!

Randy Boggs: Tyler wasted that split second showboating and it cost him.

King Royce: The ref is still signaling Tyler is up 2. Butcher didn’t physically put Tyler through that table so it’s null and void.

(The ring crew sets up a table in one of the corners as instructed. As Tyler rolls off of the broken table, the ring crew takes it away. Tyler pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Butch is barely to his knees when Tyler kicks him square in the gut. Tyler picks him up, and sends him into the corner, opposite the table. He thrusts his shoulder into Butcher’s sternum a few times. Tyler grabs Butch’s arm. He goes to send him into the corner with the table, but Butch tries to reverse it, but Tyler gives him a power clothesline for his efforts.)

King Royce: Tyler using his brain and his muscle now.

Randy Boggs: Butcher is coming back though, just wait and see.

(Tyler picks him up, and sets him in the opposite corner again. He delivers a few kicks to Butcher’s head and stomach. Butcher curls up in a weak ball. Tyler grabs his arm again. He sends Butch for the ride, Butch reverses it, but Tyler reverses it right back on Butch. As Tyler goes to whip him out of the reverse, Butcher catches him with a spear that sends him crashing through the table.)

Randy Boggs: That is a prime example of the experience factor! Butcher knows the ring like the back of his hand, and he knew he had just enough to spear Tyler through that table!

King Royce: Tyler will come back its just a little bump.

(Butcher stops to shake the cobwebs loose, then he delivers a dropkick to Tyler’s head, which proceeds to bounce off the middle turnbuckle. Butcher picks Tyler out of the wreckage of the tables, and hits spinning neck breaker. The ring crew takes away the table, and set another one in its place. Butcher grabs the newly placed table, and sets I up. He picks it up, and sets it on top of the one on the outside. He goes back to Tyler. He helps him to his feet. He sets him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes on the outside of the ring, and stands behind Tyler. He picks Tyler up and turns him around. He shoves his head between his legs and picks him up. He almost stumbles back into the ring, but he barely gets off the “Downtown Drop,” (Sit out Powerbomb))

King Royce: The DOWNTOWN DROP!

Randy Boggs: No doubt it is only a matter of time before Butcher ends this one. Tyler Hendrix can’t have much left!

King Royce: He can’t have anything left, Butcher just hit a devastating maneuver.

(Butcher rolls off the rubble, but Tyler Hendrix lays there, motionless. Butcher pulls himself up by the ring apron. He gets to his feet, and Tyler has rolled over onto his stomach. The ring crew sets up another table, and waits for Tyler to get off the rubble to clear it. Butcher picks Hendrix up. He picks him up in a military press, and drops him on the guardrail. Tyler is bleeding out of his mouth. He spits aside some blood. Butcher picks Tyler up in a torture rack. He bounces around and walks over to the other table. Tyler rakes Butcher’s eyes. Butcher lets go of Tyler’s legs, but Tyler hangs on. He spins on Butcher shoulder, and hits a Tornado DDT on Butch.)

King Royce: What a counter by Tyler Hendrix!

Randy Boggs: No kidding he came out of nowhere! I thought he was finished.

(Both men lay motionless, as the ring crew put up another table. Butcher is the first to roll off the rubble. He uses the guardrail to get to his feet. Tyler rolls off the other side, and uses the apron to get up. Both men get up at the same time. The ring crew pulls away the broken table. Both men are out on their feet. Tyler makes a faint attempt to charge with a clothesline. He hits but it barely rock The Butcher. Tyler hits a few weak elbows.)

Randy Boggs: They’re down for the count!

King Royce: Tyler can barely hit a move.

(Tyler hits a few more elbows. Then he leaps up and hits a hurricaranna. Tyler gets to his feet slowly. He brings butcher over to one of the tables. He picks him up and hits a spine buster through the table. Tyler gets up again, slower than ever. He helps Butcher to his feet, and rolls him in the ring. He slides into the ring himself. He picks up Butcher. He sends him into the ropes, but Butcher reverses, Hendrix bounces off the ropes, and Butcher hits “The Butchered!” (Fireman’s Carry Flapjack))

Randy Boggs: THE BUTCHERED! Butcher just came out of nowhere with his trademark move!

King Royce: Devastating. Period!

(Both men lie there immobile. Butcher starts to get to his feet. He goes to get to a knee and falls back to his back. He rolls out of the ring instead of getting up. He grabs one of the tables, and walks over to a second table. He stacks the one on top of the other. He slides in the ring. He helps Hendrix to his feet. He picks him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle, near the tables.)

King Royce: This isn’t good for Tyler Hendrix, neither man has much left and something like this could be the beginning of the end!

Randy Boggs: What is Butcher gonna do?

(Butcher goes to the outside of the ropes, standing on the apron. He climbs the ropes from the outside. He gets to the second turnbuckle when one of the ring crewmembers jumps up onto the ring and he has a pitcher in hand. Butcher doesn’t notice, thinking he’s just setting up another table. Butcher tucks Tyler’s head under his armpit. He goes to lift him, when the crewmember smashes the pitcher of water across Butcher’s head. Shards of glass fly everywhere. The crewmember jumps down from the apron, he jumps up behind where Butcher is barely holding onto the turnbuckles. He grabs Butcher’s arms, and hit’s a crucifix powerbomb through the tables.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell is this!

King Royce: Good question, what does this crewmember have to do with Butcher!

(The crewmember rips open his shirt to reveal a New Dynasty T-shirt. He pulls off some fake skin to reveal a black face. It’s Diamond Dogg! He kneels down and gets in Butcher’s face. He screams. “That’s what you get for sticking your nose in The Prodigies Business!” Refs come out and swarm around Diamond Dogg.)

King Royce: New Dynasty strikes again!

Randy Boggs: They got their vengeance from when Butcher tried to stop them last week in the main event!

King Royce: What a way to do it!

(Tyler is in the ring now, as he climbed down from the turnbuckles. He rolls to the outside, and helps Butch to his feet. He slings Butcher over his shoulder, as Butch seems to be unable to walk from the blow to the head. Tyler walks around to one of the tables. Then he seems to have a change of heart, and rolls Butcher into the ring. He fixes one of the tables to go right behind the ring post. He goes over to the announcers booth and grabs a chair.)

King Royce: This is gonna get ugly!

Randy Boggs: You got that right. Tyler is one table away from victory and I do believe he’s going to go out with a bang!

(Tyler slides in the ring with the chair in hand. He set it down, and grabs Butcher. He sets Butcher up on the top rope. He sets up the chair a little ways from the turnbuckles. He backs up to the opposite corner. He takes a deep breath and charges. He runs, jumps off the chair and hits the “Last Dance!” (Big Karate Kick to the opponent’s head) Butcher falls backward he does a little flip off the back of the ring post. He falls off the ring and crashes through the strategically placed table. The bell rings as Tyler comes crashing down inside of the ring.)

Announcer: The winner of this match, TYLER HENDRIX!

(Tyler slowly gets to his feet with assistance from the ref. The ref raises his hand. Butcher lies on the ground, out cold. Medics come down to check him out.)

King Royce: Tyler Hendrix is victorious in his debut, thanks to The New Dynasty!

Randy Boggs: I have a feeling that won’t be the last we see of the New Dynasty. They’re going to be a force to be reckoned with.

¤ She's Mine ¤

(The cameras cut to the backstage area where paYne is seen walking down the hallway. Just outside his own locker room, Nate Crow, is talking on the telephone. paYne slows down to hear what the conversation is all about.)

Nate Crow: Yeah, I know. He's such a dumbass. Angelica is much better off without him. I swear, if I ever get him into the ring I'll show her that I'm more of a man than he ever will be.

(paYne stops just behind Nate, prompting Nate to turn around.)

Nate Crow: Oh hey man. Good luck tonight.

(Nate turns back around to continue his conversation when paYne taps him on the shoulder. Nate asks the person his talking to to hold, and turns back to paYne.)

paYne: What's that supposed to mean?

Nate Crow: It means good luck in your match tonight.

paYne: Oh, so you think you're better than me? Is that it? You think you are more faTical than me?

Nate Crow: No, I was simply wishing you luck in your...

paYne: *cutting Nate off* I don't like your sonical tone, bub. Are you looking at my belt!? I hope you aren't thinking of taking it.

Nate Crow: Hey, if you give me a match I'll gladly take it away from you.

paYne: Oh, so you want a match, do you? Alright, I'll give you a match, TONIGHT!

Nate Crow: Great.

paYne: Great.

Nate Crow: Great.

paYne: Super Great!

(There is a staredown before paYne finally turns away and starts to walk down the hallway.)

Nate Crow: Yeah, I'll take that championship away from you just like I'm going to take Dawson... or should I say like I have taken her.

(paYne stops dead in his tracks as Nate just laughs and returns to his phone conversation. paYne turns around and starts back towards Nate. With each step he starts to move faster. Suddenly he's in a dead sprint and tackles Nate up against the wall. Nate didn't have any time to react as paYne punches away at his face causing Nate to drop his cellphone.)

paYne: She's mine! She's mine! She's mine!

(paYne picks up Nate and rams his head against the wall. He does it again then pushes him back against the floor, causing his head to bounce. paYne continues to ram Nate's head into the hard concrete floor. Blood begins to pour from the back of Nate's head as paYne continues the assault. Finally paYne just stops. He looks down and notices a drop of blood on his belt. He quickly jumps up and rushes down the hallway.)

paYne: My title's been defaced! NOOOOOO!!!

(He bursts down his dressing room door and a few seconds later we hear the water running as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: That is one messed up guy.

King Royce: Why, because Nate Crow said he was going to take the belt AND Dawson away from him?

Randy Boggs: Actually he said he had already taken her.

King Royce: Right, and that wouldn't piss you off if you were paYne?

Randy Boggs: I was talking about how he instantly rushed to clean off his belt. That's just weird.

King Royce: Well excuse him for wanting a clean, shiny championship belt.

¤ Being Sued ¤

(The cameras cut backstage where Bronx and Brooklyn are sitting in their locker room along with the rest of The New Dynasty.)

Bronx: We're being sued for breaking Danger's neck, basically.

Brooklyn: Yeah, but the match was sanctioned by the gfwa OMEGA, shouldn't they be the one's who are sued?

Bronx: That's not the point, the point is anything can happen in a wrestling match. It was an accident that Danger's neck was broken.

Brooklyn: Um... right. So what do we do now?

Bronx: Well, I'm going to call the man in charge and discuss this.

(Bronx picks up his cellphone along with the business card he had received earlier. He begins to dial the number then waits for a pickup on the other end. After only two rings someone answers.)

Bronx: Hello, who am I speaking to? The head of The Danger Zone, I see. So what exactly is your name? What? I'll see? What are you talking about?

(Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Brooklyn gets up to answer it. He opens the door and standing there is a man with his back to the door.)

Man: I said you'll see who I am.

(The man then turns around with a phone in hand and a big smile on his face. It's... MICHAEL DUPIN! Bronx is shocked more than anyone. Dupin walks into the room and takes a seat in a chair opposite of Bronx's couch.)

Bronx: You run The Danger Zone?

Michael Dupin: Yes. When I got out of running a promotion, the original OWA, I created The Danger Zone, a managerial company that contracts wrestlers. Max Danger is one of those contracted wrestlers.

Bronx: But you can't sue us for something that happens in the ring.

Michael Dupin: I can when you repeatedly say you're going to break his neck leading up to the match, then actually break it AFTER the match in such a malicious way. You were out to break his neck and now I'm out to break your wallet.

Bronx: This is bullshit! This is wrestling! Anything can and does happen in this business, you know that. What's the deal here?

Michael Dupin: The deal is I want compensation for the injury to one of my employees. His career could be over, ya know? Because of this he loses millions for not working and plus he's had to sell 45% of his stock in a company HE built. You've caused lots of monetary problems with your "assault" on him.

Bronx: Whatever. This is bullshit and you know. You can't get anything out of me, because you don't have the grounds to sue me or Brooklyn.

Michael Dupin: Well we can go to court on this, or we can use other means to get what we want. It's your decision.

Bronx: Well, I can tell you right now that I'm not going to court for this. So try all you want to get me, but you'll fail like everyone else.

Michael Dupin: Have it or way. But later tonight you'll see what I have to offer, and I think you'll change your minds soon enough.

Bronx: Whatever.

Michael Dupin: Well, you boys have a nice night. I'll be watching.

(Michael gets up and extends his hand. Bronx doesn't shake it but rather picks up the remote and turns on the television. Dupin cocks his head as if to say "okay, whatever", then walks out of the room. Once he's gone, they all begin to talk as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: So Dupin runs The Danger Zone? That's... something.

King Royce: Yeah I know. Not a shocking announcement since no one around here really knows who the fuck he is. But it's still cool. I'm looking for a contract with them myself.

Randy Boggs: Good luck with that.

¤ Hal Stanton vs. AJ Fortay vs. Nate Crow ¤
(Triple-Threat Match for OMEGA Title Shot)

(Just as we are about to begin the match, the cameras cut backstage to where Denise Lopez is standing with The Butcher. He's bloodied and bruised from his match with Tyler Hendrix earlier in the night, but he seems able to speak.)

Denise Lopez: Ladies and gentlement, I am here with the Commissioner of the gfwa OMEGA, The Butcher. Now, Butch, earlier tonight you had a brutal match with Tyler Hendrix and one would think you'd be done for the night, but you have an announcement to make?

(The Butcher takes the microphone from Denise, who looks all hot and bothered.)

The Butcher: That's right. The Triple-Threat Match for the OMEGA Title Shot will not be taking place tonight. It appears that Hal Stanton has decided to no-show the event, plus paYne really did a number on Nate Crow earlier so he's just physically unfit to compete tonight. So you would think AJ Fortay would get the title shot, but no, he hasn't been showing up for personal appearances lately and hasn't been returning phone calls from the front offices for several weeks. While he isn't fired out right, he will be next week if he doesn't show some semblence of wanting to be here. So next week he'll face off against Tyler Hendrix where THAT winner will get an OMEGA Title shot.

(Denise is just drooling looking at the Commish, but he's not really paying her any attention.)

The Butcher: Now as you have just seen Michael Dupin has made his presence known as the head of The Danger Zone, the company who has Max Danger and Bradley Duncan under contract. No, they weren't gfwa OMEGA employees, they were Danger Zone employees who signed a deal with the gfwa OMEGA to compete for a certain amount of events. That's how they do things. Well, with our last match cancelled I came to another deal with Dupin to showcase one of his newer signees who will be competing in a shootfighting promotion ran by The Danger Zone, called the same name. So let's take you to the ring now.

(The cameras shift away as The Butcher walks away leaving Denise to just think about doing erotic things to our beloved Commish. The cameras show a ring in the backstage area, but it's a six-sided ring. Standing in the center of the ring is a female, a blonde female with huge... assets, if ya know what I mean. She has a microphone in her hand, as two men enter the ring.)

Woman: Hello, my name is Alana and I will be introducing the sneak peak of The Danger Zone. The rules are simple, we have five rounds at three minutes apiece. You can win by knock out, ref stoppage, tap out, or a judge's decision. There are three judges who judge on various different things. You cannot exit the six-sided ring, or you will be deducted two points. Getting to the ropes will break any submission you are in, or will stop the pummelling you are receiving. Now, to the match. Standing to my right, a native of Alaska, he weighs in at 453 pounds.... GOLIATH!

(Goliath is jogging in place trying to get loose.)

Alana: And his opponent, standing to my right. He is a native of Oregon and weighs in at 273 pounds.... COLE!!!

(Cole is a dark and onimious character, who is just staring down the much larger Goliath. Alana quickly exits the ring as the referee brings both men to the center of the ring. He's going over instructions as Cole doesn't take his eyes off of Goliath. The ref then sends both men back, and then signals for the bell.)

¤ Cole vs. Goliath ¤
(Danger Zone Exhibition Match)

Randy Boggs: I don't know exactly what to expect here, do you King?

King Royce: No, not really, but it should be fun. I've never seen a six-sided ring before.

(Goliath and Cole begin to circle each other as it is readily apparant that Goliath doesn't know what he's in for either. Goliath lunges forward at Cole who side steps him and hits a jumping knee to Goliath's face on his way by. Goliath instantly drops to his knees and holds his nose. He gets back up and turns to Cole with blood pouring out of his nose. Goliath rushes at Cole with what looks to be a clothesline but Cole just grabs the arm, gets a back sweep takedown and bends the arm back behind Goliath at an uncomfortable angle. Goliath instantly taps out as the ref signals for the bell.)

Alana: The winner of this match via tap out... COLE!!!!

(The ref brings both men to the center of the ring, then lifts Cole's hand into the air. Goliath drops to his knees holding his arm in pain as Cole simply exits.)

Randy Boggs: Um... wow. Cole is one bad mother...

King Royce: Shut yo mouth!

Randy Boggs: I was only talking about...

King Royce: No, seriously shut your mouth, Alana is standing there. Man is she HOT!

(Alana does seem to be the focus of this cameraman, but the director has something else on his mind and switches to another camera in another part of the arena. Actually it's not another part of the arena, it is the arena.)

¤ The Angel of Delight ¤

("Loving You" instrumental, from the song sung by Minnie Riperton plays and "The Angel of Delight" Daisy Donovan comes out to a good reception. She waves to the crowd as she walks to the ring and into it. She receives a microphone and begins to speak.)

Daisy: New Dynasty. For businessmen you don't seem to understand business. What none of us have is a controlling interest. Now, whilst a controlling interest is not needed to set an idea in motion, it IS needed to veto one. And to have a controlling interest, or a decisive vote to veto, you need fifty one percent to win. I own forty five percent, you own twenty five percent. Butcher also owns twenty five percent and Max Danger owns five. So unless you somehow manage to get both our Commissioner and President to vote with you, there is not a damn thing you can do about the forthcoming announcement.

(The crowd is buzzing with anticipation.)

Daisy: So what The Angel proposes is this... Next week on Global TV, four people who you have seriously annoyed around these parts will get a the opportunity to extract their revenge against you. It will be The Manhattan Project and a partner of your choosing in a three on four match against Commissioner Butcher, Bradley Duncan, Angelica Dawson and the current Global Honoured Crown holder, Payne.

(The crowd cheers.)

Daisy: Now, should you win this match, I make my word that I cannot force you into defending your Tag Team Titles until the next pay per view. However, should you lose this match then the following week you will defend your Tag Team Titles against a team of my choosing in a match of my choosing. Delightful.

("Loving You" instrumental plays again and Daisy leaves the ring.)

¤ Mental Illness ¤

(The cameras shift to the backstage area where paYne is shown sitting on the couch with the GHC Championship in his lap. He's looking over to his left but we can't see who or what is over there.)

paYne: What's happened between us? Why have you been so distant? Why haven't you answered my phone calls? Are you really seeing that Nate Crow character? I swear, if you are I'm going to be extremely upset. I may be the most faTical champion in this company's history, but why are you letting this little piece of gold come between us?

(There is no answer as paYne grows more and more frustrated.)

paYne: Why won't you talk to me? I need answers, Angelica, and I need them now.

(The camera then pans over as we see a life-sized cut out of Angelica Dawson.)

paYne: Baby, there isn't any need for all this hostility. We don't have to be at each other's throat for a title. What we have is more important than any championship in the world. Come on.

(paYne gets up from the couch, making sure to carefully strap the title around his waist and walks over to the cut out. He holds it by the "shoulders".)

paYne: Come on, Angelica, I know you have feelings for me. I know you want nothing more than to be the GHC Champion, but I also know you want to be with me. You have to see what's between us. Angelica, I l-l-like you a lot.

(paYne leans forward for a kiss when there's a knock on the door. paYne stops himself from kissing the cut out and walks towards the door.)

paYne: Who is it?

(There is no answer, paYne asks a second time but there is still no answer. paYne slowly opens the door and sees an envelope there. He picks it up, but not before checking the hallway for someone, but there's no one there. paYne steps back into the room, making sure to shut the door behind him, and tears open the envelope. There's a small note inside.)

paYne: *reading* paYne, I want to express my love for you tonight. It was stupid to let a title come between, and tonight in the main event I'm going to show you how much I love you. Love, Angelica.

(paYne is all smiles as he walks back over to the cut out.)

paYne: I KNEW you shared the same feelings as I did! Come here you!

(paYne grabs the cut out and leans it back, kissing it passionately. He quickly stops himself and stands upright.)

paYne: What am I doing? I'll get the real thing a little later. I can wait.

(paYne sits back down on his couch, just relaxing, when he sees the cut out in the corner of his eye.)

paYne: No, I can't. You aren't real. I'm just going to wait un... OK!

(paYne jumps up and tackles the cut out and starts to kiss it as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: What was that? Our champion is a damned lunatic!

King Royce: He's got some serious issues, but it seems that he's going to get his wish and that's Angelica expressing her love for him later tonight.

Randy Boggs: I hope to god they get back together so I don't have to see anymore that kind of craziness.

King Royce: True, but if it was a cut out of Jules Asner, you'd be all over it. I know how much you love Jules Asner. Her and Miss Piggy, but that's another all together, right?

Randy Boggs: Right.

¤ Jiraiya vs. Jonny Casanova ¤
(OMEGA Championship Ladder Match)

(The crowd is still buzzing from the first two matches. The Omega Title is being secured above the ring. Then “You can leave your hat on” by Tom Jones plays.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the FIRST GFWA Omega Champion! It is a Ladder Match! Introducing first the man everyone wanted to be last week, Jonny CASANOVA!

(Jonny Casanova comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers loudly. Unlike usual he is not showboating, and he is serious, and walking down to ring with purpose. He walks around the ladder, and slides in the ring and looks at the belt up high. Then he looks toward the ladder as “Land of the Rising Son” plays.)

Announcer: And Introducing next, making his GFWA Omega PPV Debut! A Member of the New Dynasty! Jiraiya!

([Jiraiya comes out of the curtains as the fans boo loudly. He walks casually down to the ring. He stops at the ladder. He climbs to the top and raises his hands triumphantly. Jonny Casanova has snuck out of the ring. Jiraiya starts to climb down the other side of the ladder, when Jonny grabs his foot. Jonny pulls him off, but Jiraiya’s agility allows him to hit a hurricanranna off the ladder! Jonny and Jiraiya are both back to their feet, Jonny charges but gets a mouth full of ring apron, as Jiraiya steps out of the way, and slams his face on the apron.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny tried to get the upper hand, but Jiraiya is showing us some things right here.

King Royce: Jonny is a punk; Jiraiya will most definitely come out of this one victorious.

(Jiraiya slides Jonny in, and jumps up on the apron. Jonny charges trying to knock Jiraiya off, but Jiraiya jumps over him and delivers a belly-to-back suplex. Both men are up again, Jonny catches a boot to the stomach but receives a spinning wheel kick for his troubles. Jiraiya delivers a thrust to the throat, and then heads up top for a quick flying body press. Jiraiya gets up and delivers a lionsault! He gets up and follows up with a diving head but, and then another thrust to the throat.)

King Royce: Jiraiya is unrelenting! He wants this title bad!

Randy Boggs: He’s going to have a fight ahead of him that’s for sure!

(Jiraiya goes to deliver yet another throat thrust but Jonny grabs his arm, and rolls him over into an arm bar. He holds it for a few minutes, but then Jiraiya does some fancy flipping and turning which all ends Jiraiya up putting Jonny in the Rings of Saturn! He holds it only for a few minutes then gets up and kicks Jonny in the head a few times to keep him down. He goes up to the top, but Jonny is on his feet when Jiraiya is at the top. Jonny bounces into the rope, and Jiraiya looses his balance and falls down on the ropes. He has an agonized look on his face. Jonny climbs to the second rope. He hooks Jiraiya under his arm. He picks him up, then jumps and twists. A Jackhammer off the second rope!)

Randy Boggs: What a devastating maneuver.

King Royce: Jonny has taken control of this match, but Jiraiya will fight back, you watch!

(Jonny gets up slowly, Jiraiya rolls toward the outside, Jonny bounces off the far ropes, he comes off and leaps, he lands with his two fists drilling into Jiraiya’s ribs! Jiraiya goes flying out of the ring in a scream of pain. Jonny gets up and bounces onto the top rope, as he hits a 360-springboard splash onto Jiraiya. Jonny picks up Jiraiya, and throws him into the ring post. Jiraiya topples to the floor in a heap. Jonny delivers a vicious dropkick to Jiraiya’s ribs. Then he lands a falling head butt to Jiraiya’s ribs.)

Randy Boggs: He is focusing on breaking those ribs.

King Royce: He better focus on winning whilst Jiraiya is down!

(Jonny helps Jiraiya up, and picks him up in a military press. He tosses Jiraiya up, as Jiraiya falls onto the ring steps he lets out a blood-curdling scream. Jonny smiles big. He winds up for a big Double axe-handle smash to Jiraiya’s ribs! Jiraiya screams in pain. Jonny back steps, then runs and dropkicks Jiraiya’s head into the steps. Jiraiya falls off the stairs, and is out cold. Jonny walks around to the other side of the ring. He grabs a chair. He walks over to where Jiraiya his. He sets Jiraiya’s hand on the steel steps. He jams the chair down on Jiraiya’s fingers. Jiraiya lets out another scream.)

Randy Boggs: I’ve never seen Jonny like this. He is looking to maim Jiraiya.

King Royce: This is sick, it looks like Jiraiya’s hand is broken, and Jonny is unrelenting.

(The crowd looks on awe-struck. Jonny jams the chair down onto Jiraiya’s hand again. He then throws the chair down onto Jiraiya. As Jiraiya curls up in a ball, Jonny raises his hands in celebration. Jonny grabs Jiraiya, and picks him up. He goes to carry Jiraiya, but he only collapses to the floor. Jonny delivers some vicious knees to Jiraiya’s face, and then throws Jiraiya aside. He starts to walk back to the ladder.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny is looking to finish this off.

King Royce: I don’t think Jiraiya can get up.

(Jonny gets to the ladder and he folds it up. And carries it down to the ring. He slides it in the ring, and gets in the ring himself. He sets up the ladder, right under the Omega Championship Belt. He smiles and points to the belt, the crowd boos.)

Randy Boggs: It’s over, Jiraiya isn’t showing so much as a sign of moving!

King Royce: I think you’re right Randy, I think Jonny did enough of a number on Jiraiya.

(Jonny starts to climb up the ladder. He’s going kind of slowly. He gets to the second from top step, and all of a sudden the ladder shakes. Jonny looks around, there is no one at the bottom of the steps and Jiraiya lies motionless on the outside. It rocks again. And it rocks again this time it crashes down to the ring, Jonny gets his leg caught in one of the rungs and gets it stuck as it topples down. He pulls his leg out of the rubble, and gets up.  He looks under the ladder and on the very top rung in paint it says ‘Compliments New Dynasty’.)

King Royce: Bronx and Brooklyn are always one step ahead.

Randy Boggs: They rigged the ladder! Jonny doesn’t look too happy. He had better stay focused.

(Jonny kicks the ladder out of the way angrily then gets to his feet. He goes to the outside, where Jiraiya is lying motionless. He looks down at Jiraiya and kicks him. Jiraiya doesn’t move so much as a muscle. Then Jonny looks around for the chair, he doesn’t see it and looks at the ground awkwardly. Then he walks to the announcers’ table. He goes to turn the corner of the ring, and gets blasted by with a chair. He falls back, out cold. Jiraiya slowly appears around the corner.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell? Two Jiraiyas?

King Royce: I’m confused. I feel the hairs on my head move as the thought passes me by.

(Jiraiya smiles through an obviously pain stricken face. He walks over to the doll, and picks it up. On the back of it, says New Dynasty!)

King Royce: The arena just got brighter as everyone in the arena has a light bulb above their head.

Randy Boggs: They’ve outsmarted Jonny Casanova again!

(Jiraiya turns back to Jonny, and shoves the chair into his throat. Jonny comes awake. He looks up just in time to cover his face from a chair shot. Jiraiya hits his arms, and Jonny holds them in pain. Jiraiya helps Jonny up. Jonny goes to kick Jiraiya but he catches Jonny’s foot. Jonny looks like he’s about to hit an enziguiri, but Jiraiya quickly delivers a dropkick to Jonny’s standing leg, as Jonny performs a split for the world. His face has a look of pain. He gulps hard, and it is noticeable. Jiraiya then delivers a vicious dropkick, which ends Jonny’s head bouncing off the chair.)

Randy Boggs: I think we’re seeing a rivalry in the making right here.

King Royce: There certainly is no love loss here, but blood loss. We’ll probably see that.

(Jiraiya, goes under the ring and digs out a red ladder. He gets it out from under the ring, and holds it up over his head. He walks over to above Jonny’s head, and slams the ladder down on his head. Jonny starts to bleed as Jiraiya slides the ladder into the ring. Jiraiya slides into the ring, and begins to set up the ladder. He gets the locks in, and the ladder is set up. He starts to climb, he only gets to the third rung, when Jonny hits the ladder, and it doesn’t budge. He undoes the locks, and closes the ladder. It tilts, as Jiraiya goes flying backwards, as he crashes through the bell ringers announce table.)

Randy Boggs: Good, not our table, how many shows since we haven’t had out table broken?

King Royce: Um, let me look *Pulls out calendar* Going on 4 months now.

(Jiraiya rolls off the table, and onto the cement as Jonny sets the ladder back up. He starts to ascend the ladder. He gets to the last rung from the top, when Jiraiya comes with a springboard dropkick to the ladder; it tips over, as Jonny lands with his legs straddling the ropes.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny is having a tough night with his groin.

King Royce: Every man in this building went ‘ah’ when Jonny landed on those ropes, it’s just a painful situation.

(Jiraiya, wastes no time in going over to the ropes and bouncing Jonny up and down on the rope. Jonny finally falls off, and landing inside the squared circle. Jiraiya picks up Jonny, he bounces off the ropes, and delivers a somersault kick to Jonny’s sternum. He follows up with an elbow drop. Then he picks up Jonny and hits the Tsunami Backbreaker. (Tornado Backbreaker))

King Royce: His marquee move, the Tsunami Backbreaker, devastating.

Randy Boggs: It seems thanks to New Dynasty Jiraiya has fought back into this match.

(Jiraiya picks Jonny up, and sends him into the ropes. He delivers a tilt-the-world backbreaker. Jiraiya then delivers some brutal kicks to Jonny’s back. Then he delivers an elbow to Jonny’s ribs. He delivers some thrusts, with his knuckles into Jonny’s chest. Jiraiya backs off, and climbs the ropes. He comes off to hit a 360-splash. He then grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb the ladder. He gets to the top rung.)

Randy Boggs: He’s gonna win it! He’s gonna be the FIRST GFWA OMEGA Champion!

King Royce: No he’s not! He’s turning around on the step. He’s looking to inflict more damage to Jonny Casanova.

(Jiraiya has indeed turned around. Jonny is getting to his feet, Jiraiya dives off the top of the Ladder. He delivers a Tornado DDT! However as he lands, he hits the back of his head on the bottom rung of the ladder. Both men lie on the mat, out cold. Blood starts to seep onto the mat, from the back of Jiraiya’s head.)

King Royce: More injury for Jiraiya, first his hand, then his ribs, now his head.

Randy Boggs: I think he aggravated his ribs and hand injuries he is clutching both, but it’s hard to tell, because he is so banged up.

(Both men are motionless for a few minutes. Jonny makes the first movement. Jiraiya seems to be wincing in pain, holding his head, and his injured hand is clutched to his ribs. Jonny gets to his feet. He delivers a vicious kick to the ribs, and the hand of Jiraiya. The hand is now black and blue, and looks rather swollen. Jonny then folds up the ladder, and sets it on the turnbuckle. He picks up Jiraiya into the opposite corner. He delivers a few sidekicks to Jiraiya’s ribs, and then he whips Jiraiya into the ladder. Jiraiya doesn’t fall down. Instead he lands feet first in the middle of the ladder. He is in a crouched position. Jonny is showboating a little in the opposite corner. Jonny turns around to see Jiraiya crouched on the ladder, he charges, Jiraiya jumps back, and using the ladder like a see-saw on the turnbuckle, bounces on the end of the ladder outside of the ring, the ladder cracks Jonny in the Jaw as he gets to the opposite edge of the ladder. Jiraiya quickly hops to the rope, and delivers a springboard, hurricaranna on a weary Jonny C.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya just outsmarted Jonny in the best possible way.

King Royce: Jiraiya just showed how to use all of his skills, the brain, and the agility. He’s really gonna be a force to be reckoned with here in the GFWA!

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya can’t seem to do anything without re-injuring himself, especially that hand.

(The ladder crashes to the outside. Jiraiya lies on the mat next to Jonny C who is now bleeding from his mouth from the ladder shot. Jiraiya is clutching his hand. After a few minutes, Jiraiya rolls to the outside. He grabs the ladder, and slides it back in the ring. He gets in. He picks Jonny up and sets him at one end of the ladder. He bounces off the rope he does some fancy walking on each rung of the ladder, but as he gets to the end of the ladder he gets a dropkick from the not so out of it Jonny C.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny C was playing possum and Jiraiya paid for it.

King Royce: Jiraiya’s gone to the showboat one to many times, time to stay on land for J.

(The dropkick lands Jiraiya slamming his head on the ladder, and more blood spilling out onto the ring. Jonny C goes up to the top, he raises his hands, and then he hits a frog splash! He picks Jiraiya up and hits a scoop piledriver. He proceeds to open up the ladder, which is laying flat on the ground. He sticks Jiraiya in-between the legs of the ladder, and closes it. He goes up to the top rope. He comes off and hits a flying body splash. He clutches his ribs in pain, but Jiraiya is convulsing on the mat.)

King Royce: A very risky move by Jonny! He hurt himself on that one.

Randy Boggs: He took a chance but I think he did more damage to Jiraiya than himself, if that’s at all possible.

(He gets to his feet with the assistance of the ropes. He is on his feet, though more on the rope than his feet. He walks over slowly, and picks up the ladder. He kicks Jiraiya aside. And he scales the ladder. Rung by rung, ever so slowly. He makes it halfway up the ladder, and Jiraiya makes it to his feet. He stumbles under the ladder. Jonny is almost to the top. Jiraiya uses all of his strength and pushes up one side of the ladder, tipping it. Jonny makes a desperation leap, and grabs the belt. He has a hold of the belt, and that is the only reason gravity hasn’t gotten the best of him. The crowd cheers for the new champ! But no bell rings, and no music plays.)

King Royce: Sorry folks, you have to physically have the belt in your hands, and off the ring, not just hanging from it.

Randy Boggs: If he can put enough weight into it and pull it down, he will win, but otherwise, he’s going to have to let go sooner or later. And Jiraiya is waiting for him.

(Jiraiya stands directly under him. He doesn’t seem to have a good grip, but he is tugging at the belt. He makes one last desperate attempt. Using his arms he leaps for the clasp, he misses, and comes down, straight into Jiraiya’s waiting arms. Jiraiya puts a period on the exclamation mark by catching, and nail Jonny with a sit down powerbomb! The fans erupt at the move.)

King Royce: MY GOD! Jiraiya caught Jonny in mid-air and hit a powerbomb!

Randy Boggs: Both men aren’t moving, understandable so. That’s a 15-foot drop, and Jiraiya caught a 200 plus man. Both men have to be hurting!

(Both men don’t move. Jiraiya is clutching his hand and his shoulder. Jonny is just out of it his eyes are shut. No lights, and no ones home. Jonny however is the first one to move. He wakes up, and automatically gives a hard kick to Jiraiya’s head. He rolls out and to his feet, seemingly refreshed. He hits a few quick elbows. Then hits a Senton bomb. He picks Jiraiya up, and hits a abdominal stretch powerbomb!)

King Royce: Where the hell is he getting this burst of energy.

Randy Boggs: I have no idea, probably all adrenaline.

(He helps Jiraiya up. He goes to whip him into the ropes, but instead he pulls him back and hits a ferocious spear. He goes to the top rope again. He comes off with a Moonsault. He hits, but he just lies there after he executes the move. He seems to have gone unconscious. Jiraiya rolls out of the ring out of harms way. He falls to the mat, but he is on one knee.)

Randy Boggs: It seems Jonny was running on fumes, he had a quick burst of energy, but that was it.

King Royce: That has to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my life.

(Jiraiya slowly gets to his feet. Jonny is out cold, he’s not moving. The ref is checking him making sure he’s not dead. The ref leaves him, so he must be all right. Jiraiya crawls in the ring, and to his feet. He picks up Jonny, who opens his eyes. They have a glazed look but they’re open. Jiraiya delivers a right hand, and Jonny counters with a left. The men then engage in an all out fistfight. Delivering rights and lefts at random. Jiraiya finally stops it when he kicks Jonny in the gut and hits a double arm DDT. He follows up with a knee to the sternum.)

King Royce: Well it seems he’s all right.

Randy Boggs: Aside from the fact he’s getting his ass handed to him.

(Jiraiya picks him up, and backs him into the corner. He sends him into the opposite corner. He jumps over the ladder, which is in the middle of the ring. Jiraiya then does a few handsprings, and hits a handspring elbow! Jonny crumples to the mat, and Jiraiya goes toward the ladder. He picks up the ladder, and sets it up. It’s off, so he moves it a little, then moves it a little more. He starts to climb. Jonny gets up on the other side, and starts to climb himself. He gets to the third rung, when Jiraiya is at the second to top step. He reaches through the rungs and tries to push Jiraiya’s feet out from under him. He gets a first to the head for his troubles. Jonny climbs up a few more steps, now he is even with Jiraiya.)

King Royce: They are doing battle at the top of the ladder!

Randy Boggs: Well there is only one way to go… DOWN!

(Jiraiya lands a few rights, and Jonny responds with some lefts. Jiraiya hits an elbow that almost knocks off Jonny. He hits another, and another. Jiraiya then, places his hands on the top of the ladder. Acrobatically, he does a flip that land his legs wrapped around Jonny’s head. He goes down, and attempts to his a hurricaranna while still holding onto the ladder, but it backfires, the weight of Jonny C pulls him down, and Jonny counters with a sit out powerbomb!)

King Royce: What a counter! I thought Jiraiya had it!

Randy Boggs: Jonny used his weight that time!

(The two lie on the mat. Jonny gets up first. Jiraiya just stares up blankly at the ceiling. Jonny rolls out of the ring. He grabs two chairs. He tosses them into the ring. Then he goes under the ring, and pulls out a table. He puts that in the ring. Lastly he pulls out a cookie sheet. He gets into the ring. Jiraiya is now on his knee. He has one hand on a chair. Jonny stands up, and Jiraiya goes to hit him with the chair, Jonny ducks, and blasts him across the head with the cookie sheet.)

King Royce: Jiraiya shaped cookie anyone?

Randy Boggs: What is he doing, he has brought everything in the ring except the kitchen sink.

(Jonny drags Jiraiya by his good hand, to the corner. He leans him up against the turnbuckles, sitting down. He puts the chair in-between his head and the turnbuckle, he sets his hand in between his head and the chair. He walks slowly over to the opposite turnbuckle with the second chair. Jiraiya is showing no signs of moving. Jonny charges, just before he gets to Jiraiya he leaps, and places the chair on his feet. He delivers a dropkick using the chairs to sandwich Jiraiya’s hand and his head. Jiraiya writhes in pain, as blood spurt out from in between his head and the chair. Jonny gets up quickly. He sets up the table. He picks up Jiraiya and rolls him onto the table. Jonny gets on the table himself, and picks Jiraiya up. He kicks him in the gut, and throws Jiraiya’s head between his legs. He picks him up and hit’s the Jonny Slam! (Yurinagi Slam into a pin, without the pin))

King Royce: What cold-hearted attempt to injure on the part of both men.

Randy Boggs: This is just the beginning. these two great athletes will meet many more times. You can bet on that!

(Jonny gets up. He walks over to the ladder, which is in the same spot. He begins to ascend. Slowly, step by step, taking his time. He gets to the second to top rung of the ladder. He holds his arms up triumphantly. He reaches for the belt, but the ladder lurches back, and out of Jonny’s reach. Jonny looks down to see Jiraiya lying on the ground. He obviously pulled the ladder back, but fell over. Jonny looks at the other side and sees nothing. He shrugs it off. And climbs to the very highest rung. He goes to reach the belt, which is just barely in his reach. He has the clasp in hand and is ready to ring, when Jiraiya dropkicks the ladder. It lurches and Jonny stops reaching for the belt to catch his balance. Jiraiya jumps and grabs one of Jonny’s legs. Jonny comes down crotch first onto the ladder. He tears up in pain.)

Randy Boggs: Man, Jonny’s not gonna be a “Love Machine” after this.

King Royce: He’s gonna need viagra!

(Jonny stays at the top of the ladder, latching on for dear life. Jiraiya climbs the ladder. He gets to the second from top rung, and puts Jonny’s head under his armpit. He picks him up, and hits a Jackhammer on Jonny C! Jiraiya still has blood pouring from his wounds. He rolls to the far ropes. He begins to pull himself up using the ropes. Jonny is slowly getting to his feet too. Jiraiya gets to his feet, and stumbles over to the ladder. Jonny gets up as Jiraiya climbs onto the first step. Jonny walks over to the ladder. He starts to climb too.)

Randy Boggs: Last time this happened it ended up in a deadly move!

King Royce: Everything these two do, end up being potentially deadly. That’s what happens when you pour your heart and soul into something.

(Jonny gets to the top rung first. Jiraiya gets there while Jonny is reaching for the clasp. Jiraiya grabs onto the belt. Jonny goes to kick Jiraiya, but kicks the ladder instead. The two men hang from the belt. Jonny rips at the clasp and both men fall to the mat. The belt falls but with neither man, it lands on Jiraiya a split second after Jiraiya topples to the mat bad shoulder first. The ref raises Jiraiya’s good hand as “Land Of the Rising Sun” plays throughout the arena.)

King Royce: YES Jiraiya wins! Mark another one down for the New Dynasty!

Randy Boggs: NO! Jonny Casanova undid the clasp, just cause the belt landed on Jiraiya, Jonny is the true victor! He should have won that! Jiraiya is a cheat, a fake!

Announcer: The Winner of this match, and NEW gfwa OMEGA, Omega Champion! JIRAIYA!

(The fans boo Jiraiya loudly as the medics rush down to the ring. Two look at Jiraiya who isn’t moving. And the other two tend to Jonny Casanova, who doesn’t seem in it either. Jonny eventually gets to his feet. He looks upset at Jiraiya. He goes out of the ring. He walks over to the announcers’ booth. He grabs a chair. He slides in the ring, and jams the chair on Jiraiya’s bad shoulder. He jams it again and again. The he jams it into Jiraiya’s open wound in the back of his head. A slew of refs run down to the ring, and stop Jonny Casanova. Jonny leaves the ring, and heads to the back, and raises his hand for the crowd.)

King Royce: That was uncalled for! What a disgrace.

Randy Boggs: Jonny should have won. I would be upset as well!

King Royce: We can’t do anything about that now, I’m sure the Angel of Delight will fix it.

¤ Speak of the Devil ¤

(And right on cue, the cameras cut to the backstage area where Denise Lopez is standing with the "Angel of Delight" Daisy Donovan.)

Denise Lopez: Daisy, I understand that you have something to say about that last match?

Daisy Donovan: Yes, Denise, I do. But first I would like to say that Jiraiya and Jonny put on one heck of a match out there. An instant classic in my book. They gave it their all and I applaud them for it.

King Royce: Oh here we go, she's going to change the decision and take the title off of Jiraiya.

Daisy Donovan: Many people are already assuming I'm going to strip the title off of Jiraiya and vacate the championship once more, but I'm not. While the ending wasn't a conclusive one, since neither man pulled the title down with them, I am going to stand by the referee's decision and name Jiraiya the gfwa OMEGA's NEW OMEGA Champion!

Randy Boggs: See, she isn't a bitch like you said.

King Royce: She hasn't finished talking yet, Randy, there's no telling what else she'll change.

Daisy Donovan: But due to that strange ending, I'm going to reward Jonny Casanova a rematch against Jiraiya for the OMEGA Championship. No gimmick, just a straight-up wrestling match. This is only fair to Jonny, plus it gives Jiraiya the chance to prove he's a true champion by retaining the title... if he can.

(Daisy stands there smiling as Denise takes the microphone back.)

Denise Lopez: Well, there ya have it. Jiraiya will have his first OMEGA title defense next week against Jonny Casanova on global TV 16! Back to you Randy.

(The cameras fade away as Denise and Daisy start talking.)

Randy Boggs: Man, I can't wait to see that matchup next week! Jiraiya and Jonny C. in the ring again. That should be awesome!

King Royce: I hate the Angel of Delight.

¤ The Manhattan Project(c) vs. Japanese Jalopies ¤
(GHC Tag Team Championship Match)

(As we come back from the backstage area, the lights dim and "Magna Cum Nada" by The Bloodhound Gang starts to play. The crowd is instantly on their feet as they love the Japanese Jalopies. Sure they lose ALL the time, but they are entertaining and that's all the fans can ask for. Plus their going against the most hated team in the company, which means the fans want someone, ANYONE to defeat them. Anyway, through the curtains come El Tigre and Mysterious X. They seem pumped and ready to go as they head down the long catwalk. The fans are cheering them on as they enter the ring.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and is for the GHC Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the team of Mysterious X and El Tigre.... JAPANESE JALOPIES!!!

(The Jalopies each jump onto the tunbuckles in opposite corners and raise their arms in the air, drawing a larger reaction. El Tigre and Mysterious X jump down off their perches when "Lay Low" by Nate Dogg, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg hits. Fireworks shoot off in every direction as they purchased their own pyro for their entrance. The GHC Tag Team Champions, Bronx and Brooklyn, step through the entrance way as the crowd's cheers immediately turn to boos. Bronx and Brooklyn look confident but aren't really serious about their next matchup. They stroll down to the ring at a leisurely pace, all the while yelling at the fans.)

Announcer: And their opponents, the current GHC Tag Team Champions, the team of Bronx and Brooklyn... THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!!!

(Bronx and Brooklyn stop where they are and turn to the crowd, bowing as they boo. Their taunting of the crowd allows El Tigre and Mysterious X to hit pescados on the champs, drawing a huge reaction from the fans! El Tigre picks up Bronx and hits a standing spin kick to the butt of his jaw, knocking him back down. Mysterious X tosses Brooklyn into the ring and quickly jumps to the top turnbuckle. Flying cross body Mysterious X as the ref signals for the bell and drops down for the count all in one motion. 1.... 2.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: The challengers have come out fighting here, King! They don't look like the Jalopies of old.

King Royce: Well, there's a lot riding on this match, and they've completely caught the champs off guard.

(Mysterious X picks up Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Mysterious X drops to the ground as Brooklyn steps over him. El Tigre comes flying into the ring with a springboard spinning heel kick that nails Brooklyn in the face. Mysterious X gets up and covers Brooklyn. 1.. 2.. kick out. The Japanese Jalopies lift Brooklyn onto his feet and send him to the ropes. They bounce off the other ropes, but misses the double clothesline. All three men continue to the ropes. The Jalopies hit stereo handspring elbows on Brooklyn! Mysterious X covers Brooklyn again. 1... 2... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: What a move by the challengers! They are on fire here in the early going.

King Royce: Bronx needs to get in there and help his partner, Randy. They certainly do not want to lose tonight.

(Mysterious X and El Tigre pick Brooklyn up off the mat and send him into the corner. Mysterious X gets on his hands and knees as El Tigre runs across the ring, leaps off of Mysterious X's back but hits nothing but turnbuckle! Bronx grabbed Brooklyn's leg and yanked him out of the ring. Bronx is conversing with Brooklyn as the Jalopies run across the ring, bounce off the ropes and go for double topes! The champs move out of the way, causing the challengers to splat on the concrete floor.)

Randy Boggs: What a intelligent move by the champs. They just took a step out of the way and completely change the complection of this matchup.

King Royce: They aren't the damn champs for nothing.

(Bronx rolls Mysterious X back into the ring as Brooklyn follows him in. Bronx stays outside with El Tigre and rams his head into the ring post. Inside the ring Brooklyn mounts Mysterious X and hammers him with hard rights taking out his early-match frustrations on him. Brooklyn pulls Mysterious X onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Brooklyn hits a big clothesline, nearly taking Mysterious X's head off. Brooklyn leans Mysterious X up in a sitting position and tries to rip off his mask. Mysterious X kicks him in the face to break. Bronx slams El Tigre into the guardrail before tripping up Mysterious X trying to run off the ropes.)

Randy Boggs: And that's where the champs are the best... at cheating.

King Royce: I don't really recall them ever cheating often in the past, but whatever. Plus, that wasn't cheating that was just helping out your partner.

(Bronx climbs up onto the apron as the ref has finally restored order. Brooklyn locks on the reverse chinlock on Mysterious X. Brooklyn takes Mysterious X all the way down to the ground as the fans start to get behind him. "X! X! X!" they begin to chant as his arm begins to shake. Mysterious X is drawing power from the Jalopie-heads in attendence. He gets to his knees and elbows Brooklyn in the stomach. Another hard elbow shot releases him from Brooklyn's grasp and he runs to the ropes. Bronx reaches over and pulls Mysterious X down by his mask, drawing huge boos from the crowd. Brooklyn tags in Bronx.)

Randy Boggs: Well they sure like to double up on their opponents don't they?

King Royce: Oh and the Jalopies didn't do that to start the match? I guess that was alright because the Jalopies are the poor jobbers who never catch a break. Whatever, Randy. I hate all this hypocritical bullshit that announcers churn out on a daily basis.

(Bronx begins to hammer Mysterious X before whipping him to the ropes. Mysterious X reverses the move and El Tigre trips up Bronx, after finally getting up on the outside.)

King Royce: FOUL! CHEATING! RING THE DAMN BELL! DISQUALIFICATION!!

Randy Boggs: What was that you were saying about hypocritical bullshit?

King Royce: Shut up.

(Mysterious X kicks Bronx in the head then lifts him onto his feet. Irish whip by Mysterious X is reversed. Bronx holds onto Mysterious X's arm and pulls him back into a Michinoku Driver! Mysterious X slips out behind Bronx and runs to the ropes. Mysterious X jumps to the middle rope and springboards off back at Bronx. Hurricanrana attempt by Mysterious X! Bronx counters with a hard powerbomb!!! 1.... 2... Kick out! Mysterious X is laying on his stomach holding the back fo his head as Bronx gives El Tigre a cheat shot, knocking him off the apron and into the guardrail.)

Randy Boggs: What was the purpose of that? He didn't have to hit El Tigre.

King Royce: Just letting him know he's still apart of the match, Randy.

(Bronx grabs Mysterious X in a waistlock and powers him over for a backdrop driver!!! 1.... 2... Kick out! Bronx quickly grabs the front facelock after the kick out. Bronx is on his feet, leaning forward, as Mysterious X is on his knees. Bronx wretches the hold tighter as the fans start to get behind the challenger once again. "X! X! X!" they begin to chant as El Tigre climbs back onto the apron. El Tigre begins to stomp his feet and slap the top turnbuckle to get the fans more into it. Mysterious X gets up onto his feet and hammers Bronx in the stomach with a hard right. An elbow comes next, followed by another one to break. Mysterious X tries to run away but Bronx grabs ahold of his mask and yanks him back into a side headlock. Mysterious X counters out of that quickly with a hammerlock, then gets the Dragon Sleeper!)

Randy Boggs: What a counter by Mysterious X!

King Royce: Whatever.

(Bronx powers Mysterious X over and has his own Dragon Sleeper locked on! Mysterious X rushes to the corner, walks up the turnbuckles and flips back over Bronx, or rather he tries to. Bronx blocks and holds Mysterious X up in the air with what looks like will be a reverse vertical suplex. Bronx then brings Mysterious X down and gives him a stunner!!! That wows the crowd as Bronx covers him. 1.... 2... th... El Tigre breaks up the count!)

Randy Boggs: Jesus, did you see that? That was awesome! An inverted suplex into a stunner. Amazing!

King Royce: I don't think I've ever seen that move before in my life.

(Bronx threatens to hit El Tigre, forcing the ref to interject and try and get El Tigre out of the ring. This allows the champs to double team Mysterious X. They lay in the kicks to Mysterious X before bringing him to his feet. They whip him to the ropes and hit a double flapjack! The ref gets El Tigre out of the ring as Bronx covers Mysterious X. 1.... 2.... kick out! Bronx slaps the mat before grabbing Mysterious X by the mask to pull him up. Small package by Mysterious X! 1... 2.. kick out! Bronx jumps up and clobbers Mysterious X with a clothesline, but he doesn't let him fall to the ground, rather holds onto him and gives him a T-Bone suplex!)

Randy Boggs: Man, Bronx is just relentless. He can't settle for just a clothesline, he has to follow it up immediately with a T-Bone suplex.

King Royce: No wasted motion, Randy. You want him to give Mysterious X an opening? That would be pretty damn stupid.

(Bronx quickly tags out to Brooklyn who rushes into the ring and nails Mysterious X with a shoulder tackle. Brooklyn mounts Mysterious X and pounds away with hard rights and lefts. Mysterious X is trying to block them, but he just doesn't have much left in him. Brooklyn hooks Mysterious X is a seated abdominal stretch as things look bleak. The fans, once again are behind him as El Tigre leads the cheer. Mysterious X starts to stomp his foot on the mat as he gets up on his feet. Hiptoss breaks the hold for Mysterious X. He runs to the ropes as Brooklyn gets onto his feet and hits a dropkick! Mysterious X grabs Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Hurricanrana by Mysterious X! No, he just falls to the mat holding his privates.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell happened there?

King Royce: I dunno, let's take a look at the replay.

(The replay shows that Brooklyn rams his forehead into Mysterious X's genitals, causing the obvious pain. El Tigre apparently knows this and is arguing with the ref. Brooklyn spreads Mysterious X's legs apart and rams his foot into his groin. Brooklyn picks up Mysterious X and adds an inverted atomic drop, just to be a dick I guess. The crowd is booing and sympathising with the man for his pain. Brooklyn lifts up Mysterious X for a back suplex but changes his mind and drops him crotch first on the top rope! Bronx starts to shake the ropes up and down as Brooklyn tries to pick a fight with El Tigre drawing him into the ring and getting the ref's full attention again.)

Randy Boggs: This is just so wrong.

King Royce: This is funny AND painful to watch.

(Bronx pulls Mysterious X off the ropes and onto the catwalk as Brooklyn and El Tigre have to have the ref seperate them. Bronx spreads Mysterious X's legs open and repeatedly drives his knee into his "little X". Bronx whistles to get Brooklyn's attention, who quickly spits on El Tigre to keep him fired up and earning the ref's attention. Bronx tosses Mysterious X back into the ring then drops to one knee. Brooklyn lifts Mysterious X up over his head for a gorilla press then tosses him over the top rope, and he lands on Bronx's knee. Well, his crotch does anyway. Bronx sends Mysterious X back into the ring as the ref turns back around. Brooklyn tags out to Bronx as Mysterious X lays on the ground in lots of pain.)

Randy Boggs: Jesus, how much pain to the cock can a man take?

King Royce: Did you just say cock?

Randy Boggs: Yeah, why?

King Royce: I dunno, it just sounded weird. Cock. It's a weird word to say. Cock. Hehe, funny.

(Bronx lifts up Mysterious X and locks him in the abdominal stretch. Old school baby! Bronx hammers at Mysterious X's ribs to add to the pain as the ref constantly asks if he gives up. The answer is an obvious no, as I don't think ANYONE has submitted to the abdominal stretch. Bronx stops the beating on the ribs and puts his free arm behind him. Brooklyn casually reaches over and grabs it to give Bronx more leverage. Mysterious X shows signs of more pain as the ref rushes behind Bronx, but there's nothing going on there. The ref returns back to Mysterious X as Bronx reaches back again. The fans are screaming, El Tigre is screaming, and Mysterious X is obviously screaming. The ref goes behind Bronx again, but still nothing doing. He asks Brooklyn if he's doing anything and he plays innocent.)

Randy Boggs: Man do I hate cheating.

King Royce: Yeah, unless it's done by someone you like, then you love it. Damn hypocrite. I love all forms of cheating... unless it's by someone you like.

(Bronx hammers on Mysterious X's ribs once again, but that was just a diversion for the ref so that he can gain leverage from Brooklyn once again. The fans are going nuts as Mysterious X screams in pain. The ref goes behind again and sees the cheating at hand. He kicks the hands apart allowing Mysterious X to hiptoss Bronx to counter. The ref is shouting at Brooklyn who's playing it off as he's done nothing. Mysterious X's back is in a lot of pain as he tries to crawl over to El Tigre and make the much needed tag. Bronx gets up quickly and grabs Mysterious X's foot. Enziguri by Mysterious X! He gets back onto his hands and knees and starts to crawl again. He's just a mere inch away from making the tag. Yazuka kick to El Tigre, knocking him off the apron! Bronx grabs Mysterious X by the waist and hits a huge release german suplex! Mysterious X landed on the back of his neck!)

Randy Boggs: Jesus, I think his neck is broke.

King Royce: Wouldn't be the first neck they've broken. Haha.

Randy Boggs: I thought you liked Danger?

King Royce: Oh yeah, damn those bastards!

(Bronx pushes Mysterious X over and locks on the reverse chinlock! Bronx scoots back a few inches and puts his feet on the ropes, drawing huge boos from the fans. The ref looks up but sees nothing but the ropes shaking. He looks over at Brooklyn, who starts to shake the ropes with his foot and says "Sorry". The ref leans back down and asks Mysterious X if he gives. But he doesn't, of course, and Bronx puts his feet back on the ropes. El Tigre is shouting at the ref, as are the fans, and even Randy Boggs. The ref looks up again and sees nothing. As soon as the ref isn't looking, Bronx puts his feet back on the ropes. Mysterious X kicks his feet wildly as there's loud ovation from the fans. Brooklyn looks around as does Bronx in confusion.)

Randy Boggs: It's the Commish!

King Royce: What the hell is he doing out here?

(The Butcher kicks Bronx's feet off the ropes, causing him to release the hold on Mysterious X and jump up. He looks at Brooklyn and is wondering why he would do that. Brooklyn just shakes his head and points to his right. Bronx looks over and sees The Butcher standing there. Bronx goes at him but Mysterious X rolls him up from behind! 1... 2.. kick out! Bronx jumps up and misses the clothesline. Backslide by Mysterious X! 1... 2... kickout! Bronx whips Mysterious X to the ropes but he gets the sunset flip! 1... 2... kick out!! Bronx rolls out and comes back at Mysterious X for his own rollup, but Mysterious X counters with a monkey flip. Bronx is up and runs into an armdrag. La Majistral Cradle by Mysterious X! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT!!! Mysterious X hits the hurricanrana! 1... 2... kick out!!! Mysterious X runs to the ropes but Brooklyn pulls down the top rope, causing Mysterious X to tumble to the outside and onto the catwalk.)

Randy Boggs: What a flurry of pinning situations for Mysterious X, but Brooklyn cheating to give the champs the advantage back.

King Royce: But why the fuck is The Butcher out here?

The Butcher: *leaning over the announce table* I'm here to insure that Bronx and Brookyn don't cheat anymore.

King Royce: Well, you just missed one there bub. Nice going.

Randy Boggs: I thought that wasn't cheating, but rather helping out your partner?

King Royce: Shut up.

(Bronx is talking with the ref about The Butcher's blatant interference but he's having none of it. On the catwalk Brooklyn is taking it to Mysterious X as El Tigre has had enough. He jumps down from the apron and storms around the ring. He jumps up onto the catwalk and turns Brooklyn around. Knife-edged chop from El Tigre, followed by a spin kick. El Tigre kicks away at Brooklyn as Bronx climbs out of the ring. He sees his partner being pummeled but grabs Mysterious X instead and leads him back towards the ring. He lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up as well. Bronx is going for a powerbomb off the top rope!!! Mysterious X counters in midair with a hurricanrana!!! HOLY SHIT!)

Randy Boggs: What a counter! Fantastic move by Mysterious X!

King Royce: That was quite impressive.

(El Tigre quickly rushes back to his corner and leads the cheers for Mysterious X. The crowd is really into this as Brooklyn crawls back to his corner. Bronx is the first to move as he heads towards his corner. Mysterious X is slowly inching his way to the corner as Bronx tags in Brooklyn. Mysterious X lunges forward and tags in El Tigre!!! El Tigre with a springboard dropkick on Brooklyn! Spinning heel kick for Bronx! He goes to kick Brooklyn but he catches his leg. Enziguri for El Tigre! Bronx rushes at El Tigre but misses the clothesline! Full Nelson Bomb from El Tigre!! Brooklyn jumps up and misses his clothesline. El Tigre runs to the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault on the standing Brooklyn! 1.... 2.... Bronx comes over to break it up but El Tigre rolls out of the way causing Bronx to elbow his own partner! El Tigre dropkicks Bronx through the ropes and out of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: El Tigre is a house afire!

King Royce: Call the fire department to put it out!

(El Tigre with an armwringer on Brooklyn then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He starts to walk across the top rope for the praying rope walk. He leaps off with a slap to Brooklyn and follows up with a Manhattan Drop! 1... 2... kick out! El Tigre whips Brooklyn into the corner. He rushes in but Brooklyn alley-oops him up onto the top turnbuckle. Without waisting a motion, El Tigre leaps off the top turnbuckle with a somersault body block on Bronx! The crowd is going nuts as El Tigre jumps back onto the apron. Brooklyn rushes over but El Tigre drives his shoulder into his stomach. El Tigre slingshots himself back into the ring and runs to the ropes. Brooklyn turns around and ducks El Tigre's clothesline. El Tigre continues to the ropes and springboards off with a cross body, but Brooklyn ducks! El Tigre quickly shifts his body, grabs Brooklyn's leg and rolls him up. 1.... 2... Kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Is anything going to stop this man?

King Royce: I sure hope so.

(Brooklyn jumps up and reverses El Tigre's irish whip. El Tigre sees Bronx getting up on the outside and hits a pancha suicide! El Tigre jumps up and turns around only to be hit with a suicide dive from Brooklyn!! Brooklyn gets onto his feet and mocks El Tigre's earlier celebration to a chorus of boos. Mysterious X then catches him off guard with a corkscrew pancha off the top rope!!! Mysterious X is in still a lot of pain but jumps up to celebrate. El Tigre and Mysterious X pick up Brooklyn and roll him back into the ring. Bronx is up and rushes at the challengers. They kick him in the stomach and give him a double diamond cutter!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! This is just all out action now!

King Royce: I'd love it more if the champs were dishing out all the action.

(El Tigre and Mysterious X slide into the ring and duck Brooklyn's clothesline. Double superkick by the challengers!! El Tigre pulls Brooklyn back to him and hits a powerbomb! He powers Brooklyn back up and hits a second powerbomb! El Tigre holds onto Brooklyn and with all his might powers Brooklyn up for a third powerbomb! The triple powerbomb!! Mysterious X follows up with the lionsault! El Tigre makes the cover! 1.... 2.... THR.. Bronx dives in to make the save!! Mysterious X whips Bronx into the corner! El Tigre leaps off of Mysterious X's back for the leg lariat! Bronx staggers out of the corner and Mysterious X gives him the No Mystery(Northern Lights Bomb)!!!)

Randy Boggs: No Mystery by Mysterious X on Bronx!!!

King Royce: Too bad neither man is the legal man.

(El Tigre picks up Brooklyn as Mysterious X heads to the top turnbuckle. El Tigre goes for the Roar(Yukiguni Driver II), but Brooklyn slips out and pushes El Tigre to the cornerropes. Mysterious X loses is balance and crotches himself onto the top turnbuckle! Brooklyn with a school boy on El Tigre! 1... 2... kick out!! Brooklyn and El Tigre are both up, but Brooklyn ducks the spin kick and hits El Tigre with the chokeslam!!!)

Randy Boggs: Looks like the Jalopies bad luck has come back.

King Royce: It was only inevitable.

(Brooklyn covers El Tigre. 1..... 2... THRE.... Mysterious X comes off the top with a five-star frog splash to break up the count!!! The crowd sighs in relief and then returns to its rabid cheering. Mysterious X is holding himself as he goes after Brooklyn. Irish whip by Mysterious X is countered and Mysterious X runs right into Bronx's hotshot! Bronx grabs Mysterious X as he bounces off the ropes and hits the Chokerchain(diamond cutter)!!!! El Tigre is lifted up by Brooklyn as Bronx rolls Mysterious X out of the ring. The champs are setting up to finish El Tigre off. Brooklyn climbs to the second turnbuckle while Bronx lifts up El Tigre for the Bronxbomb(Crucifix powerbomb). Bronx is coming down with El Tigre as Brooklyn prepares to leap off for the scissors kick to complete the Empire Press! Mysterious X uses the last of his adrenaline boost and grabs Brooklyn's foot preventing him from hitting his move. El Tigre slams hard into the mat after the Bronxbomb, but Bronx can't make the cover as he's not the legal man. Bronx rushes over and baseball slides Mysterious X! Brooklyn regains hsi balance and leaps off with an elbow drop on El Tigre! He moves! La Majistral Cradle by El Tigre!! 1.... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: My god that was close!

King Royce: Those damn cheating Jalopies!

(Bronx has his whip reversed and Mysterious X gives him a drop toe hold onto the guardrail! El Tigre and Brooklyn are in the ring and El Tigre is sent into the corner. Brooklyn charges in but El Tigre pulls himself up and sits on Brooklyn's shoulders. El Tigre with the victory roll on Brooklyn! Brooklyn reverses it! 1..... 2.... THR.. KICK OUT!! Both men roll onto their feet and El Tigre ducks Brooklyn's clothesline and kicks him in the stomach. Powerbomb by El Tigre! He powers him up and hits a second powerbomb! El Tigre is struggle but he pulls Brooklyn up for the Northern Lights Bomb to complete the Trifecta VI, but Brooklyn slips out and chokeslams El Tigre!!! Brooklyn jumps to the top rope... MOONSAULT!!!! Mysterious X jumps to the top turnbuckle as Brooklyn covers! 1..... 2..... THRE.... Brooklyn jumps to his feet and nails Mysterious X with the Long Island Sound(superkick) on his five-star frog splash attempt! Bronx rushes into the ring as Brooklyn catches El Tigre with a sidewalk slam and Bronx hits the jumping front kick to complete the BB Gunn!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!)

Announcer: The winner of this match and STILL GHC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!!

Randy Boggs: Damn it! Damn it! They've won!

King Royce: Whoo! They beat the jobbers, they beat the jobbers.

Randy Boggs: They didn't look like jobbers tonight, and if that's all they are what's it say for the champs when it took them forty minutes to beat 'em?

King Royce: They were just toying with them.

Randy Boggs: Whatever. You don't play with the flame for forty minutes, because sooner or later you'll be burned.

(Bronx and Brooklyn run out of the ring after the pin. El Tigre and Mysterious X are laying in the center of the ring trying to catch their breathe it appears. Bronx and Brooklyn have just grabbed chairs and immediately the crowd starts to boo louder. Commissioner Butcher tries to get in the way, but Bronx lands a stiff chair shot to the head and begins to beat on him repeatedly with Brooklyn. The boos from the crowd are out of control. The Japanese Jalopies are still unaware of the Manhattan Project's plans! Bronx and Brooklyn enter the ring and knock down the ref who attempts to stop them. Brooklyn then throws him over the top ropes and he rolls into the announcer's table.)

Randy Boggs: This is just sick, King! I can't believe we're going to witness this again! The Manhattan Project are bound to destroy anyone that gets in their way including the Commissioner and President Danger!

King Royce: You can't kill the Jalopies! No!

(Bronx and Brooklyn stand over El Tigre and Mysterious X with the chairs over their head and devilish expressions on their faces. They go to swing but the lights go out! The crowd doesn't know how to react. Suddenly, a halo of fire surrounds the ring, illuminating it! "A Tendency To Start Fires" by Bush kicks up over the P.A. system and the crowd explodes with cheers! Bronx and Brooklyn stare at the ramp way, waiting for Cody and Tomorrow Man to appear!)

Randy Boggs: King, T2SF are back!

King Royce: No! Not them! Their time is up!

(Bronx and Brooklyn continue to wait for Cody and Tomorrow Man in anticipation but they aren't anywhere to be found. The lights come back on, the song dies out, and the flames disintegrate. The once great cheer for the tag team heroes is now a loud boo. Bronx and Brooklyn laugh and turn to the Japanese Jalopies to continue their onslaught! But to their surprise, El Tigre and Mysterious X are standing there with flaming, barbed wire baseball bats!!! CRACK! CRACK! The crowd explodes! The Japanese Jalopies have just taken out The Manhattan Project!)

Randy Boggs: Oh my God!

King Royce: Where in the hell did those bats come from?!!

(El Tigre and Mysterious X throw the bats to the outside. Mysterious X goes outside to grab a table and brings it to the center of the ring. They then bring Bronx and Brooklyn to the center of the ring and lay them on top of one another on the table. Then El Tigre goes to one top turn buckle and Mysterious X goes to the opposite one!)

Randy Boggs: What are they planning?!

(El Tigre stands up and takes his mask off to reveal his true identity... CODY!!! Mysterious X takes his mask off to reveal.... TOMORROW MAN!!! The crowd cheers at the top of their lungs! Cody then jumps off to land a leg drop will Tomorrow Man lands a splash at the same time! CRASH!!!)

Randy Boggs: Fire Starter! Fire Starter!

King Royce: What did you say?!

(Commissioner Butcher gets to his feet to see Cody and Tomorrow Man standing up from the carnage. He has a completely surprised look on his face. He didn't even know that Cody and Tomorrow Man were the Japanese Jalopies. No one did! A Tendency 2 Start Fires throw the El Tigre and Mysterious X masks on the bodies that are the GHC Tag Team Champions. They then exit the ring, slapping the hands of eager fans on the way out. The Butcher stands by the announcer's table still amazed.)

¤ Preparing ¤

(The cameras cut backstage as the fans are still going nuts about T2SF's return. We see paYne stuffing some stuff into a large duffel bag.)

paYne: Let's see, I think I've got everything. Yep, let's go successfully retain my title and win my ladie's heart!

(paYne starts to walk off when he suddenly realizes something. He drops his bag and rushes back to his couch. When he leans back up you can see him caressing the GHC Championship.)

paYne: I can't forget YOU now can I?

(paYne is hugging the title when he remembers he has a match next. He quickly straps the title around his waist, picks up his duffel bag and exits the room. We fade away.)

Randy Boggs: God I hope he loses the title tonight, because he is such a dumbass.

King Royce: He's brilliant. You just can't appreciate him.

¤ paYne(c) vs. Angelica Dawson vs. The Jolly Potter vs. Frostie ¤
(Four Corners GHC Championship Match)

(The fans are still buzzing over Cody and Tomorrow Man's return to the company while at the same time anticipating the main event. Just then "Praise You" by Fatboy Slim starts up, as the fans come to their feet. The chant heard in arenas around the world, "POT-TER! POT-TER!", starts up as The Jolly Potter steps through the curtains. He soaks in all the cheers before heading down the catwalk.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is our main event for the GHC Championship! Introducing first.... THE JOLLY POTTER!!!

(The Jolly Potter enters the ring to a huge reaction, except for the smart fans who like paYne and Frostie, but what do they know? Potter walks over to his corner and begins to stretch as "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 begins to play. A smaller "FROS-TIE! FROS-TIE!" chant is heard in the back of the convention center as Frostie walks out. Most of what he hears are boos, but the small chant gives him a glimmer of hope. He's the underdog in this match and he knows it. He enters the ring and stares down Potter.)

Announcer: And his opponent.... FROSTIE!!!

(Frostie doesn't take his eye off of Potter, who stares at Frostie as well. The ref is keeping them apart as the crowd jumps on their feet for Angelica Dawson's entrance. "Push It" by Static X plays her out as the male members of the audience start drooling. She looks determined to win this instead of wanting to show her love for paYne. That's odd. She enters the ring as a loud chant breaks out. "CAMEL TOE! CAMEL TOE!" Dawson looks down and sees that there isn't a camel toe, but it gets a smile out of her anyway.)

Announcer: And their opponent.... ANGELICA DAWSON!!!!

(The cheers are loud as she starts to stretch, which means she bends over and gets the crowd really excited. As they are enamored by her ass, "Pain" by Tupac plays. There is a mixture of boos and cheers as the GHC Champion, paYne, wonders out with the GHC Title around his waist and a duffel bag over his shoulder. paYne drops the duffel bag outside the ring, then enters.)

Announcer: And their opponent, the current gfwa OMEGA GHC Champion.... PAYNE!!!!

(paYne claps for his own name then grabs the microphone from the announcer.)

paYne: Now I know everything here came to see a wrestling match, and I don't blame ya, I'd want to see that too. But tonight there is something else planned.

(The crowd boos before paYne can finish.)

paYne: Love!

(The crowd gives a collective "Aah!" as all three of paYne's opponents look confused. Well all but Frostie who is smiling.)

paYne: Angelica, you and I have had our problems recently and I know we can put those behind us. We shouldn't let this title around my waist get between us. So do as your note said and express your love.

(Angelica looks confused as Frostie creeps up behind paYne. Frostie whispers something to the ref who calls for the bell. Frostie rolls paYne up from behind. 1.... 2.. kick out! paYne jumps up and stops Frostie from attacking again.)

paYne: What are you doing? Can't you see Angelica and I are having a moment.

(Frostie just shakes his head as paYne hasn't figured out that the note was a trick on Frostie's part. The distraction however gives The Jolly Potter ample time to school boy paYne next. 1.... 2.. kick out! paYne jumps up and backs up in the corner next to Angelica. He looks at both guys and is disgusted.)

paYne: Guys, guys, it isn't about the title tonight. It's about the love Angelica and I share for each other. Isn't that right, Angelica?

(paYne puts the microphone to Angelica's mouth who just looks confused and unsure of what to say. To ease the tension paYne gives Angelica a hug. Frostie and Potter look at each other and shrug their shoulders.)

paYne: Come on, Angelica, tell me how you really feel.

(Angelica looks around trying to search for what to say, but rather just steps through the ropes and stands on the apron. paYne looks confused as the ref orders Potter out of the ring and Frostie closes in on paYne. paYne turns around and stops Frostie.)

paYne: Hold up, apparently we are going to have this match tonight and if I'm going to fight Frostie the Snowman here I need the proper equipment.

(paYne steps out of the ring and unzips his duffel bag. paYne puts on a huge orange parka and plaid mittens. Why mittens instead of gloves? Because paYne's an idiot. paYne grabs some earmuffs and puts them on, along with some snow boots. paYne tries to get back into the ring but is having trouble. Finally he squeezes through and stands toe to toe with Frostie.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell is going on here?

King Royce: Beats me.

(paYne and Frostie lock up and Frostie gets an armdrag, causing paYne's earmuffs to fly off. He quickly pounces on them and puts them back on. Once he turns around Frostie nails him with a dropkick, sending him through the ropes and onto the apron. paYne turns around as Frostie is rushing at him. paYne is shouting at Frostie to stop, but he doesn't look to be stopping so paYne lowers his head. Frostie leaps over the top rope and gives paYne a sunset flip off the apron and onto the hard concrete. paYne's head is hurting as Frostie picks him up and whips him into the guardrail. It doesn't hurt that much because of the parka, so Frostie rips open the front, causing paYne to scream and cower back in the ring. He tries and tries to button it back up, thinking Frostie will melt him to death.)

Randy Boggs: I am so embarrassed to be a member of this company tonight.

King Royce: You just don't get the paYne character, Randy.

(Frostie slides back into the ring and stalks after paYne. paYne rolls back out of the ring and pulls a big blanket out of his duffel bag. He tosses it onto Frostie who fights to get it off, but is having trouble. paYne is smiling as he reenters the ring. He pulls the blanket off of Frostie then has a look of shock on his face. You can hear paYne saying, "Why isn't he melting? He should be melting!", as he looks around for another solution. paYne tosses the blanket out of the ring and jumps outside. He grabs Boggs' coffee and reenters the ring. He tosses it into Frostie's face, causing him to scream out in pain!)

Randy Boggs: That was my damn coffee!

King Royce: How did that stuff stay warm all night long?

(paYne is jumping for joy as Frostie rolls around on the ground in pain. paYne is enjoying himself too much that he doesn't notice Angelica tagging herself in. She walks right past paYne and covers Frostie. 1... 2.... paYne pulls Angelica off and hugs her! He's all smiles as Angelica is wondering what the fuck is up with that. paYne hugs her again as Angelica pushes him off. She stumbles right into a school boy from Frostie! 1... 2... paYne breaks that and nails Frostie with a hard elbow smash before hugging Dawson again! Angelica takes a step back, shakes her head and turns back to Frostie.)

Randy Boggs: This is just so retarded.

King Royce: He's in love, Randy. Not that you would know anything about that.

(Angelica grabs Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Bearhug by Angelica as paYne has a look of horror on his face. He's rushes over and seperates the two. paYne is going ballistic. He's hammering Frostie with hard rights and lefts with his mittens still on before the ref pulls him off. paYne turns to Angelica.)

paYne: What's that? You'll hug him and not me?

Angelica Dawson: What are you talking about, I'm trying to win this match.

(Dawson pushes past paYne and lifts Frostie onto his feet. The ref orders paYne to get out of the ring as Dawson kicks away at Frostie in the corner. Dawson brings Frostie out of the corner and whips him to the ropes. Frostie ducks her clothesline, but runs right into her spinning heel kick. 1... 2.. kick out. Dawson gets the side headlock but Frostie pushes her off to the ropes. paYne reaches through the ropes and pats her on the butt as she goes by, making himself now the legal man. She stops and turns around to paYne, allowing Frostie to come up from behind and hit a wicked release german suplex on her! She landed right on the back of her neck as paYne rushes into the ring. He goes towards Dawson but Frostie stops him with a drop toe hold! Frost-Byte(crippler crossface) by Frostie!!!!! The Jolly Potter comes in and breaks it up.)

Randy Boggs: paYne is too concerned with winning Dawson over that he's going to cost both of them the chance to be champion after tonight.

King Royce: If that's what it takes for them to admit their love for each other then so be it.

(Potter whips Frostie to the ropes, but he ducks Potter's leaping knee attack and comes back with a rolling kick. Potter is knocked up against the ropes and Frostie charges. Potter flips him over the top but he lands on the apron. Frostie grabs Potter and gives him an inverted suplex out of the ring! Potter landed with his leg behind him! Potter is on the ground and in a lot of pain. Frostie turns back to paYne and hits a seated dropkick to his face, knocking him through the ropes and onto hte apron. Frostie picks up Dawson and tosses her into the corner. Frostie runs into the corner, and leaps up with a knee smash to Dawson's face, then springboards back for a dropkick to send paYne off the apron and to the outside.)

Randy Boggs: What a move by Frostie!

King Royce: He's definitely taking advantage of paYne's love tonight.

(Frostie grabs Dawson and tosses her to the outside before climbing to the top turnbuckle. Frostie leaps off the top and nails paYne with a flying back elbow. Frostie picks up paYne and rips off his jacket and gloves and knocks the earmuffs off with a stiff kick to the jaw. Frostie whips paYne into the guardrail and follows up with a spinning heel kick to send both guys over the railing and into the crowd. Frostie suplexes paYne back over the railing and follows up with a legdrop off the railing. Potter is being checked on by a medic on the outside, but he says he's good to go. Frostie rolls paYne back into the ring as Potter and Dawson get into their corners.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is dominating this matchup thus far, King.

King Royce: He's a man on a mission.

(Frostie kicks at paYne's face before whipping him into the ropes. paYne bounces off and gets taken down with a spinning heel kick from Frostie. Another irish whip but paYne catches Frostie's spinning heel kick this time and looks to powerbomb Frostie down but Frostie counters with a headlock takeover, but paYne counters that with a headscissors but Frostie kips up and kicks paYne straight in the face. Frostie picks paYne up off the canvas and whips him to the ropes. Frostie lowers his head and paYne looks to be going for the Crucifixion but Frostie slips out and hits paYne with a clothesline. Another one but paYne won't go down. Frostie runs to the ropes and gets his head knocked off with a big boot. paYne crawls over and tags in Potter.)

Randy Boggs: Finally Potter is in this match.

King Royce: But he seems to be limping, so that could become a factor.

(Potter nails Frostie with some hard rights before whipping him to the ropes. Frostie ducks the clothesline but can't avoid the flipping dropkick. Potter gets up and limps over to Frostie. Irish whip by Potter and he clotheslines Frostie down. Potter is limping as he brings Frostie back onto his feet. Potter sends Frostie into the corner and charges in with a leaping knee. Frostie moves out of the way and Potter knees the top turnbuckle. Frostie dropkicks Potter in the knee! Frostie kicks away at Potter's knee before tossing him into the corner. Frostie puts Potter's leg on the second rope and starts to kick at it.)

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, Potter's in trouble now as Frostie has found his weak point.

King Royce: Wouldn't it suck if paYne lost the title without being pinned?

(Frostie brings Potter out of the corner and hits him with a kneebreaker. Dragon screw legwhip by Frostie and he gets the leg grapevine! Potter is squirming and makes the ropes. Frostie simply pulls him away from the ropes and locks on the figure four!! WHOO! Potter is in a lot of pain. Potter is crawling and makes the ropes. paYne leans over as far as he can and tags himself in. Frostie releases the hold on Potter and meets paYne's charge with a spinebuster. Sharpshooter by Frostie!! Dawson is in and dropkicks Frostie to break. paYne gets on his feet and sees Dawson walking back to her corner. He rushes over and hugs her.)

Randy Boggs: Wha the hell?

King Royce: She saved him, so he's thanking her.

(Frostie comes charging at them in the corner but Dawson pushes paYne out of the way and gets nailed with Frostie's rolling kick. paYne clotheslines Frostie and tends to Dawson. Frostie low blows paYne! German Suplex while Dawson was still in paYne's arm! She goes tumbling to the outside as Frostie has paYne pinned! 1.... 2... KICK OUT!! paYne jumps up and jumps to hte outside. He picks up Dawson again and Frostie hits a springboard dropkick onto her, knocking both down! Frostie tosses her into the railing and rolls paYne back into the ring. Dragon Attack from the top rope by Frostie! 1.... 2.... Potter breaks it up!)

Randy Boggs: The action is just all over the place, King.

King Royce: Yep, and Frostie's controlling it all.

(Frostie kicks at Potter's leg, knocking him to the ground but turns around and is nailed with a huge clothesline from paYne! paYne picks up Frostie and whips him into the corner. paYne charges in but hits nothing but turnbuckle as Frostie rolled out of the way. Frostie with some stiff kicks to paYne's chest, then a big one to his feet. DDT from Frostie! 1.... 2... kick out! Frostie whips paYne into the corner, but this time he misses the charge! paYne lifts Frostie up for a back suplex but Potter manages to tag Frostie's foot as paYne hits the move. The ref tells paYne he can't count then paYne turns to see Potter there. paYne backs up and quickly jumps out of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: What was that about? Potter's a gimp and paYne's running from him?

King Royce: All part of his master plan.

(paYne keeps his eyes on Potter as he takes a stroll around the ring. He then sees Dawson there and bends down to check on her. Potter jumps out of the ring and makes a beline for paYne. Potter nails paYne in the face with a knee. Potter is hammering away at paYne on the outside, then whips him into the ring post. Potter with a half nelson suplex on the outside to paYne! Potter gets up favoring his leg and bends down to pick up paYne. Dawson jumps onto his back and paYne starts to punch away at his face. Frostie surprises everyone with a Asai Moonsault on all of them!)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is showing us something here tonight.

King Royce: Now you see why the smarts love the guy.

(Dawson, who took the smallest hit on the asai moonsault, low blows Frostie and sends him into the railing. Dawson gets blindsided by Potter, who in turn gets rolled back into the ring by paYne. paYne climbs to the top turnbuckle but Potter stops him from doing anything and tosses him off. Potter jumps up top himself and nails the flying elbow drop! 1.... 2..... kick out!! Potter whips paYne to the ropes and kicks him in the stomach. Clayhead!! paYne backdrops him out of it. Frostie and Dawson have made their way back into their corners as paYne pounds on Potter. Powerbomb by paYne! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! paYne gives him another one! 1..... 2.... thr.. kick out! Powebomb with a sliding pin!!! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT!! LIGERBOMB!!!!! 1.... 2.... THRE..... KICK OUT! 2.999!!!)

Randy Boggs: paYne is starting to pick up the momentum here.

King Royce: He's got Potter on the ropes.

(paYne whips Potter into the corner where Dawson tags herself in. paYne rushes in and Dawson hits a flying headscissors on him. paYne jumps up and is in shock. He's wondering what's going on as Dawson nails him with a dropkick. paYne blocks an irish whip and locks Dawson in a bearhug. He's talking to him and she knees him in the groin, and gets a small package(hehe). 1.... 2... kick out! paYne jumps up but quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a microphone.)

paYne: What's going on here? I thought you loved me. I thought we weren't going to let a title get between us. I thought...

(Dawson hits paYne with a suicide dive, knocking the microphone out of his hands. Dawson rams paYne's head onto the guardrail then hits a russian legsweep up against it. Dawson rolls paYne back into the ring and nails a beautiful swanton bomb from the top. 1.... 2.... kick out! paYne quickly rolls away and tags in Frostie. paYne just sits in the corner wondering what's gotten into her. Frostie rushes in and gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Springboard moonsault by Dawson! 1... 2... kick out! Dawson whips Frostie into the corner then runs to the ropes. He staggers out of the corner and Dawson nails the bulldog. 1.... 2.. kick out! Dawson heads up top but misses the missle dropkick! Frost-Byte locked on by Frostie! paYne rushes in to break it up!!)

Randy Boggs: First she beats the hell out of him, now he saves her. I just don't get it.

King Royce: That's because you are a dumbass.

(paYne grabs Frostie and tosses him into the corner. He's hammering away before a low blow turns the tide. Tornado DDT from Frostie, but he walks right into an uranage from Dawson! 1... 2.... kick out!! Dawson picks up Frostie and sends him across the ring. She charges at him but he flips her over the top rope. She lands on the apron and pulls Frostie's head down across the top rope. She comes back with a slingshot clothesline. 1.... 2... kick out!! Dawson brings Frostie to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Hurricanrana! No, Frostie counters with a thunderous powerbomb!!! 1.... 2.... thr.. kick out!!!! Frostie with a German suplex on Dawson! 1... 2... Kick out!!! Tiger Suplex! 1... 2... Kick out!! Superkick and Death Valley Driver!!! 1.... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.9999!!)

Randy Boggs: What a burst of adrenaline from Frostie!

King Royce: He's the man right now and is single-handedly carry all three opponents here.

(Frostie kicks Dawson in the gut and hits a stunner! 1.... 2.... paYne breaks it up!! paYne whips Frostie to the ropes and gives him a flapjack! Dawson crawls to the corner and tags in Potter. Potter limps in and kicks paYne in the stomach. Clayhead on the champ!!!!! Potter gets up and turns around only to be hit with a flatliner from Frostie!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!!! Frostie picks up Potter who quickly goes for a backslide but Frostie blocks and counters into the tomakaze! 1..... 2.... THR... KICK OUT!!! Frostie whips Potter to the ropes but eats boot on the way in. Flipping dropkick from Potter, who he reinjures his knee.)

Randy Boggs: This is Frostie's chance to take care of Potter and win the gold.

King Royce: That's right, so he had better jump on his leg and make the bitch tap.

(Potter gets to his feet and limps around as Frostie gets on his feet. Potter kicks Frostie in the gut for the Clayhead, but Frostie drops to his knees, grabs onto Potter's leg and takes him over. Ankle lock applied by Frostie!!! Potter is screaming in pain as Dawson dropkicks him to break! Dawson grabs Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Frostie ducks her clothesline and nails her with a spinning heel kick. Frostie gets up and paYne grabs him for the Crucifixion! Frostie slips out and goes to the ropes. He ducks paYne's clothesline and comes back with his own. He goes for an irish whip but paYne reverses, no Frostie reverses that and paYne almost collides with Dawson. He stops short, smiles, and hugs her! Potter dropkicks paYne in the back causing paYne to fall on Dawson! Frostie locks Potter in the Frost-Byte, but the ref is counting for paYne's pin! 1.... 2.... 3!)

Announcer: The winner of this match and STILL GHC CHAMPION... PAYNE!!!

Randy Boggs: Huh? Weren't Frostie and Potter the legal men?

King Royce: Um... yeah. Oh well, referee's decision is final.

(Frostie releases his hold on Potter and gets in the ref's face. Frostie locks the ref in the Frost-Byte, much to the delight of the fans actually. Security comes running out and force Frostie out of the ring. Dawson pushes paYne off of her.)

Angelica Dawson: What are you doing? What's your problem? You cost me any chance of being the GHC Champion! What's your problem!?

paYne: B-B-But I thought....

Angelica Dawson: That's the problem, you've been thinking. You shouldn't be thinking. Shit, man, you ruined my shot!

paYne: Angel...

Angelica Dawson: Don't speak! I've heard enough from you. You don't want you to ever speak with me again!

(Angelica leaves the ring to a chorus of cheers actually as paYne stands there like he's about to cry, as we fade to black.)

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