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TV 20
December 30th, 2001 / Knickerbocker Arena / Albany, New York
Introduction
(by Dupin)
(Last week, one man didn't like what was about to happen so he went to the man in charge and got him to make some changes. How did he do it? He begged and pleading with the man until he just gave in. And what did the fans get out of his incessant nagging? A six-man tag team matchup pitting Angelica Dawson, Jiraiya, and Ricky Green up against paYne and his idols A Tendency 2 Start Fires. paYne was out for most of the match, but he got the hot tag at the end and finished off Ricky Green with the Crucifixion followed up with the FireStarter from his partners to get the duke. This week paYne is about to defend against a person he was once in love with. No, it's not Cody or Tomorrow Man, he still loves them. It's Angelica Dawson.)
(Angelica had her own problems last week with Jiraiya and his OMEGA Championship. She was defeated with a hurricanrana out of no where and fell short for the second straight week to capture the OMEGA Championship. Then in the main event, she had problems with Jiraiya being on her team, but what did her in was what she thought. She thought paYne still loved her. She thought she could just flash a smile and paYne would do her bidding. She thought she could beat the man. But paYne taught her a thing or two by hitting a Crucifixion off the apron and onto the floor. Can paYne do that again this week, or will he fall to his former lover just two days away from his big title defense against Frostie? I don't fuckin' know, watch the damn show and found out like everyone else.)
(The New Dynasty seems to be falling apart before our eyes. Tyler Hendrix brutally attacked stablemates, Jiraiya and Brooklyn in his search of Sean Casey. His attack on Brooklyn lead to his defeat against Frostie. Brooklyn was suffering from a throat injury and Frostie took full advantage, causing Brooklyn to pass out, awarding him the match. Bronx is out of the asylum though, so could he bring order back to the group? Or will the hole grow deeper? I hate rhetorical questions, and I'm sure you do too, so watch the show and form your own answers.)
(The so-called legend, "Live~Wire" Sean Casey hasn't been exactly living up to his legendary status lately. He's skipped out on personal appearances and has really been slacking off in the ring, which resulted in a defeat to the man he called "Jobanova". So who is the real "Jobanova", Jonny Casanova or Casey? You be the judge. Sean's slacker actions didn't go unpunished, however, as the Commissioner and true legend, The Butcher, chewed his ass out and basically dared him to prove his legendary status. He'll have to do so with a bum knee, though, as Tyler Hendrix did one hell of a number on it last week.)
(Ricky Green, the choker, the should-be legend. Who did he fare last week? Well, neither he nor I would like to mention him *cough*, sorry got a little choked up there. Yes, that's right, Ricky Green choked again. It looked promising last week with a victory, but this time he couldn't get the job done. Of course he did fall to the Hall of Fame tag team, A Tendency 2 Start Fires, and the GHC Champion, paYne, but is that any excuse? No it's not. He has a rookie this week, will he choke again, or will he rise to the occassion? TUNE IN TO THE SHOW THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY WATCHING!)
(Two teams. One identity? It seems that way as both The Manhattan Project and A Tendency 2 Start Fires have been screwed with by the Japanese Jalopies. It started out all as a game and a way to bring the legendary tag team of Cody and Tomorrow Man into the company, but now it's getting down right ridiculious and confusing. So who's under the masks now? We've seen Cody and Tomorrow Man with Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro discussing the Jalopies. But who's under the masks when they attack T2SF? Could it be Bronx and Brooklyn? One would think not, seeing as it would cause them to be stripped of their titles if they touched Cody and Tomorrow Man. But it sure seemed like it was them at the end of the show last week? But then again, Bronx wasn't seen last week, and Brooklyn was being treated for his throat injury. So who was it? Oh, fuck it. You know what you have to do, now hit my music!)
(Here we are, in Albany, New York just outside the Knickerbock... er, Pepsi Aren... nah, Knickerbocker sounds cooler. So there we are, on December 30th, just one day away from Stage One of 2 Days of Hell. Just two days away from the second stage, and just 221 days until Michael Dupin's 20th birthday, GET OUT THERE AND SHOP FOR A GIFT NOW!!! But here we are, in Albany, New York in the middle of the afternoon. The gray sky over head is really quite depressing, but the slight snow flurries brings a smile to your face, because YOU LOVE SNOW! Don't talk back to me, you LOVE snow! paYne hates it, I agree, but YOU LOOOOOOOOOVE IT! Now kiss it! KISS IT!!! That's better. Now, you at home can't really see Albany, New York, since you're not there. You're watching on television because you're too damn lazy to buy a ticket and watch the show live. So when you turn on your big screen TV, you see it. You see the logo.)
(The question is, why are you not scared of it? Many have died because of that logo. You, however, just sit there in your nice, big house while chomping away on Doritos and downing can after can of Sunkist on your nice, plush couch, you lazy fuckin' bastard. That's when it happens. You are struck down by the hand of god! You fear, yet respect, that logo. That's why you cower behind your sofa until the logo is gone. Too bad it's not really gone! Hahahaaha! You get up from behind the couch and the logo is there staring you in the face. A single tear rolls down your cheek as you know you can't beat the logo. You bow to it's awesome power and offer it your valuables. It does not take them, but rather just disappears, much to your delight. A smile comes across your face, then the logo returns! Your eyes bug out and your jaw drops. But it was only a fake logo. Not the real thing. That's gone for the week, so now we see inside the Knickerbocker Arena. Not even close to being full. Only about two hundred people are here, it seems.)
(What's the deal with attendence going down? Aren't paYne, The Manhattan Project, A Tendency 2 Start Fires, and Frostie draws? Well, not if they aren't really involved in any storylines. Sure, they have big matches coming up, but what has been done to really draw interest in those matches. Same goes for any of the matches. What's the point? Why would anyone want to buy the PPV? Where's the build up? It may be there, but I'm not seeing it. So this is the company's last change to get people interested. The one last show to hype the show. One last show for a hard sell. One last show to... well just one last show before the PPV. But the two hundred tickets sold is a little disappointing. It was up to around five thousand in Europe and for the first while here in America, so why the slow decline in attendence? The television ratings are the same, even slightly up, but the events aren't selling tickets. The PPV has sold about seven hundred tickets, a near sell out for how the gO has the building configured. But why not this show? Do people think it's just a throw away show before the PPV? Probably, but these superstars are out to prove them wrong. People are going to feel sorry about not coming to see this event live. So fuck 'em. They don't want to show up, we'll just work even harder to make them wish they had. They'll take this to their death bed. This could even drive a few to suicide. Their lose though, because the smaller the crowd, the harder we're going to work to make people want to come out next time, because they'll know nothing good can come from missing a gO event live.)
(The two hundred in the Knickerbocker Arena, which has really cost the company a lot money, since it takes a lot to book the venue and with such a low attendence figure, it's money down the drain. Anyway, the two hundred actually here are JACKED, because they know they're going to see something special. They knew they couldn't miss this event because something big could and should happen. These fans are happy to be here and the gO is happy to have them here, that's why they all get free t-shirts of their choosing. Most took T2SF shirts if you must know. But as we pan the nearly empty arena we see someone in the ring, with two things at his side. The camera pans in closer and we notice that it's the GHC Champion(for now), paYne, who has tears in his eyes. On each side of him are two large posters. One of Cody and one of Tomorrow Man. What's the deal here?)
Mourning
Two Losses
(by Dupin)
(paYne is standing in the center of the ring, between the two large posters, and is having trouble coming up with something to say. He'll start to bring the microphone up to his mouth, but the tears would overwhelm him and he'd have to stop himself. paYne raises his hand looks up at the ceiling. He takes a deep breath, then looks forward. He wipes the tears from his eyes as best he can, then lifts the mic up to his mouth.)
paYne: Today... is a day... that will be... forever remembered... for today we... mourn the loss... of two of the sport's greatest superstars.
(The crowd is somewhat puzzled by paYne's remarks, and are doubly so as they see the posters at his sides, and instantly begin to worry.)
paYne: Just one day ago I saw the most horrible thing in my life. I aided in one of the more dispicable acts one could ever do. It was so sonical, that I almost no showed tonight's event. But I knew something had to be said.
(The crowd is still wondering what's up. They hadn't heard anything about anyone dying.)
paYne: Yesterday, Frostie turned my idols into snowmen. I'm sure you all saw it on the 24-Hour wrestling network. But I am the one who melted them down. I killed my idols and heroes. A Tendency 2 Start Fires is no more.
(paYne starts to cry uncontrollably as the fans are now upset, knowing that paYne's just a fuckin' retard.)
paYne: Now, if you would all please rise, bow your heads, and let's have a moment of silence for the fallen legends.
(paYne puts his hands behind his back and lowers his head. The fans don't really do as he says but he thinks they are. After about five whole minutes paYne finally lifts his head, his eyes full of tears, and he turns to the Cody poster.)
paYne: Cody, you were like a father to me. Well, a father who wasn't ever around but I still looked up to and watched from a distance. You brought hope to my life. You...
(Just then "Nutshell" by Alice In Chains begins to play. The crowd comes to their feet and begins to cheer as the legendary wrestler and current Commissioner, The Butcher walks through the curtain. He has a microphone in hand and stops halfway down the catwalk.)
The Butcher: What the hell are you doing, paYne?
paYne: I'm doing something you should have done. Why aren't you mourning the loss of your friends? You had the pleasure of actually knowing and spending time with these guys. Why aren't you shedding a tear for them?
(The Butcher smiles a bit, getting quite the amusement out of paYne's stupidity. He quickly stops smiling and decides to play along with the champ.)
The Butcher: Well, ya know, maybe I should be. I have been through a lot with the guys. I think... yeah, I am going to cry.
(The Butcher begins to cry, well he's trying to act like he's trying to cry, but it's not really that convincing. Not convincing to anyone with an IQ over zero anyway. So that would exclude paYne by a large margin.)
paYne: Butch, why don't you come down here and share your feelings with the audience.
The Butcher: (teary-eyed) Ok.
(The Butcher heads down the catwalk, still pretending to cry, as paYne waits for him. The Butcher then steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring. He gets between the two large posters and paYne grabs him. paYne kisses him on the cheek and holds him tight for a firm embrace. The Butcher's body goes stiff as paYne cries on his shoulder. The Butcher can't get free of the grasp when the crowd suddenly erupts. Coming down to the ring are Cody and Tomorrow Man. The Butcher knows what's up, but paYne continues to cry on his shoulder. Cody and Tomorrow Man enter the ring and chuck the posters out. They stand beside The Butcher and paYne as paYne slowly starts to loosen his grip on the Commish.)
The Butcher: There, there buddy. Everything's going to be okay. I have a surprise for you, paYne. Look up.
(paYne slowly looks up at Butcher's face with his face covered in his tears. He watches Butcher's eyes as he looks to each side, telling paYne to look without actually saying the words. paYne slowly turns to his left to see Cody. He then turns to his right and sees Tomorrow Man.)
paYne: What? You moved my posters? Why would you do something like that? This is a serious moment, and you pull a childish stunt like that. I should...
(Cody takes a step forward and grabs paYne's microphone.)
Cody: No, he didn't move your posters. We're the real thing paYne. We aren't dead. You just killed some snowmen.
(paYne's eyes light up, as he's happy to see Cody and Tomorrow Man. He hugs both men, much to their dismay, and then hugs The Butcher again. paYne is jumping around all over the place, as he can't believe his eyes. He then takes the mic back from Cody.)
paYne: I can't believe it! It's a miracle!! Cody and Tomorrow Man survived the snowman process and my melting of them!! This truly is the season for miracles!!
(The Butcher, Cody, Tomorrow Man, and the crowd all slap their heads in unison at paYne's idiocy.)
The Butcher: Come on, paYne, let's all go backstage and talk about how these guys cheated death.
(paYne nods his head with a huge smile on his face, then follows the three legends out of the ring and towards the back.)
Randy Boggs: My god, King. Our champion gets more stupid by the day.
King Royce: Yes, yes he does.
Randy Boggs: Well folks, that was an interesting start to the show, to say the least. I'm Randy Boggs, and joining me as always is King Royce.
King Royce: Whoa! We get to do an introduction tonight?
Randy Boggs: Well, you had your chance to do one, but you didn't. So now it's time to get right into our first matchup.
King Royce: Well, shit.
"The
Natural" Brett Diamond vs. "The Elite Killa" Ricky
Green
(by Dupin)
(The fans instantly begin to boo as the ultimate choker, Ricky Green, steps through the curtain as "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena. Ricky Green looks focused for the match and actually ignores all the chants from the crowd and steps through the ropes.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first... RIIIIICKY GREEEEEEEN!!!!
(The crowd boos as Ricky is stretching in the corner. As he stretches "For The Love Of Money" by The O'Jays begins to play. Out walks the newly signed Brett Diamond and his manager, Tanya. The fans don't react, as they don't know who this man is. But he'll surely get some cheers if he's facing Ricky Green.)
Announcer: And his opponent.... BREEEEEEETT DIAMOOOOOND!!!!
(Brett and Tanya are making their way down the catwalk when Ricky Green jumps out of the ring. He meets the rookie on the catwalk and starts to punch away at him. Tanya scatters away as Brett begins to fight back. A knee to the gut turns things back in Green's favor, however. Green grabs Brett by the head and nails him with a hard right. Green hooks up Brett and hits a snap suplex on the catwalk. Green pulls Brett onto his feet and tosses him through the ropes and into the ring. Green follows in as the ref signals for the bell to start the match.)
Randy Boggs: Ricky Green has jumped out to the early advantage here, King.
King Royce: Whatever it takes to rid him of that choker label.
(Green punches Brett in the face two more times before sending him to the ropes. Dropkick by Green downs Brett. 1... 2.. kick out. Green mounts Brett and pounds on his face with hard rights. Green begins to ram Brett's head into the canvas. The ref counts to four to stop Green. Green pulls Brett off the canvas and hits a hard european uppercut before whipping Brett into the corner. Green casually walks in and kicks Brett in the gut. Green begins to stomp away until Brett is down on the ground. Green continues the assualt then backs away as the crowd boos.)
Randy Boggs: The fans aren't really behind Brett, they just hate Green.
King Royce: Yeah, Brett isn't exactly known by these fans, since this is his debut. Plus he's a rich jerk, which the fans don't know, so he'll be hated once everyone gets to know him.
(Green pulls Brett up out of the corner and hits him with another hard right. Irish whip by Green and he puts Brett down with a clothesline. 1... 2.. kick out. Green punches at Brett some more before pulling him up. More rights by Green and he whips Brett into the corner. Green charges in and eats boot. Brett jumps to the top turnbuckle, but Green swats his feet away on the missle dropkick. La majistral cradle by Green! 1.... 2.... kick out!)
Randy Boggs: Green is on top of his game thus far.
King Royce: Brett just can't get any offense in.
(Green pounds on Brett's head some more before sending him to the ropes. Brett ducks the clothesline and continues to the ropes. Brett slides between Green's legs and gets up behind Green and grabs a waistlock. Standing switch by Green, but Brett gets his own standing switch and hits a big German suplex! 1.. 2... kick out. Brett is on his feet as is Green. Green has his punch blocked and Brett gives him a chop across the chest. Irish whip and Brett knocks Green through the ropes with a dropkick. Brett grabs Green on the apron and suplexes him back into the ring. Green spins out and lands on his feet. Green whips Brett to the ropes but Brett comes back with a headscissors takeover. Green up and Brett hits the armdrag. Green up quickly again and Brett leapfrogs him. Brett runs to the ropes and meets Green in the center of the ring with a cross body. 1.. 2.. kick out.)
Randy Boggs: Brett Diamond is starting to pick up some steam now.
King Royce: Yeah, he's got Green reeling.
(Brett scoops up Green and slams him down with a body slam. Brett heads up top and leaps off with the guillotine leg drop! 1.... 2... kick out. Brett punches away at Green's head before lifting him off the canvas. Brett has his irish whip reversed by he comes back with a flying forearm. Green gets to his feet and Brett gets a snapmare takeover and a dropkick to the back of his head. Brett runs to the ropes and hits another dropkick to Green's face, knocking him on his back. Brett heads up top and nails the moonsault! 1.... 2.... Kick out! Brett gets in the ref's face, but quickly turns back around and gets small packaged by Green! 1.... 2.... kick out! Brett jumps up and clotheslines Green down.)
Randy Boggs: Green almost stole one there.
King Royce: Does this crowd seem dead to you?
Randy Boggs: Well when you have two guys the fans don't exactly like, you aren't going to get much of a reaction.
(Brett lifts Green up off the mat and tosses him into the corner. Brett kicks away before lifting Green up onto the top turnbuckle. Brett looks to be going for a superplex or the Higher Learning(top rope brainbuster), but Green punches at his stomach and pushes him off. Tanya takes the opportunity to climb onto the apron and get Green's attention. The guys in attendence are all hooting and hollering but Green pays her no attention and hits the flying elbow on Brett. Green picks up Brett and hits a snap suplex. 1... 2... kick out. Green whips Brett to the corner. Brett staggers out of the corner as Green hits a bulldog. Green with a slingshot senton on Brett. 1... 2.... Tanya puts Brett's foot on the bottom rope.)
Randy Boggs: Look at that, first she tries to distract Ricky with her looks, then she puts his foot on the ropes. Typical manager.
King Royce: She looks good though.
(Green pulls Brett up to his feet and hits a big brainbuster! Tanya jumps onto the apron to distract the ref and does so. Green walks over and tells her to get down. Brett is slow to his feet, but once he's up he rushes at Green. Green pushes the ref out of the way and moves himself. Brett stops just short of hitting Tanya, allowing a school boy by Green and he gets his feet on the ropes for leverage. 1...... 2..... the ref sees the feet. Green and the ref start to argue as Jonny Casanova comes running out.)
Randy Boggs: What the hell?
King Royce: What purpose does Casanova have out here?
(Casanova stands behind Tanya and taps her on the shoulder. She turns around and Jonny gives her a big wet kiss. She pushes him away, then begins to gag. Brett low blows Green and hits a quick german suplex. Brett, however, sees Jonny with Tanya and shouts at him. Jonny casually walks over and the two getting into a shouting match. Brett takes a swing at Jonny, who ducks and pulls his head down across the top rope. Green comes up behind him and hits the Elite Murda(falling reverse DDT) and gets his feet on the ropes again. 1.... 2... 3!)
Announcer: The winner of this match.... RIIIIICKY GREEEEEN!!!
(Jonny Casanova walks away smiling, but stops to blow a kiss at Tanya who heads to the ring to check on Brett. "Getcha Groove On" begins to play again as the fans aren't exactly happy with the decision as it means Ricky is getting closer to losing his choker label. Ricky climbs out of the ring and heads towards the back as Brett is fuming in the ring.)
Randy Boggs: Ricky Green stole one there, King.
King Royce: Hey, if Tanya can get involved, so can Jonny.
Randy Boggs: But he cheating by using the ropes!
King Royce: Since when has using the ropes been considered cheating?
Randy Boggs: Since the beginning of time.
King Royce: Oh, well I didnt' know that. Too late to do anything about it now.
Can
I Trust You?
(by Dupin)
(The camera's cut backstage where Tyler Hendrix and Jiraiya are getting ready for their match. Well, Jiraiya is getting ready, Tyler is just staring at the OMEGA Championship laying in a chair beside the stretching Jiraiya.)
Jiraiya: Tyler, how can I trust you tonight?
Tyler Hendrix: You can't. You can't trust anyone. But tonight I'm out to get some of Sean Casey. That means I don't give a damn if you are out there tonight or not. I have one thing on my mind and one thing only. That's destorying Sean Casey before the PPV.
(Jiraiya just nods as Tyler continues to look at the OMEGA Championship. He mutters something to himself just before we fade out.)
Tyler Hendrix: So that I will be at 100% when I take that belt from you on Stage Two.
(Jiraiya doesn't know he said anything and just continues stretching as we fade out.)
What
Have You Two Been Smokin'?
(by Neil)
(Cody and Tomorrow Man have been in the Knickerbocker Arena a couple of hours before the show even started. All though they won't be taking the stage tonight, they knew that had to be here to find out who really is behind the Japanese Jalopies masks. As they walk down the halls talking about who the Jalopies might possibly be, up walks Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro finishing a plate full of nachos.)
Cody: Hey, guys.
(Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro stop in their tracks but say nothing due to the language barrier.)
Cody: Got your Japanese Jalopies costumes today?
(Jose' Jose' shakes his head, obviously understanding the names Japanese Jalopies.)
Tomorrow Man: No costumes? No masks?
(Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro just smile like they're in some sort of buzz. Then they just walk off.)
Cody: Crap, now we'll never find out who those other Japanese Jalopies were.
Tomorrow Man: We've got our masks back in the locker room but Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro look too high to even wrestle tonight. We've got time to find replacements though. I wonder if Brad Robinson and Showtime are here? If they are we could ask them to wear the masks.
(Suddenly Denise Lopez comes walking down the hall in her sexy attire like usual. She stops and starts rubbing Cody's chest.)
Denise: Doing anything later tonight?
Cody: I'm not sure. Check with me later. Do you know if Robinson and Showtime are here?
Denise: I don't think they are. But if they are here they'd be at one of the concession stands like usual.
Tomorrow Man: All right. Well we're off. Later, Denise.
(Cody and Tomorrow Man run off in the direction of the concession stands area before Denise can even say good-bye.)
"The
Love Machine" Jonny Casanova and "Live~Wire" Sean
Casey vs. Tyler Hendrix and Jiraiya(c)
(by Dupin)
("You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones begins to play as the fans boo and cheer. Out walks Jonny Casanova, the self-proclaimed Love Machine, and he heads towards the ring.)
Announcer: The following matchup is set for one fall and has a ten minute time limit. Introducing first... Jonny CASANOOOOOOVA!!!
(Jonny enters the ring as "Get Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne starts playing. Out walks the legend, or so he thinks, Sean Casey. The fans aren't behind him as fully as they once were. Sean strolls down to the ring.)
Announcer: And his partner... Sean Casey.
(Sean is a little confused and disappointed by that announcement, but nonetheless enters the ring. As he does "#1" by Nelly, the official theme music of the New Dynasty, hits and out walks the OMEGA Champion Jiraiya. He is alone. Jiraiya seems upset as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Announcer: And their opponent.... JIRAAAAAIYAAAA!!
(Jiraiya is wondering where Tyler is, as is everyone else. That's when we fade to the backstage area and see Tyler eating. He doesn't seem to be in any rush either as he slowly chows down on a steak. The cameras cut back to the arena where Jonny and Sean are double teaming Jiraiya in the ring.)
Randy Boggs: Looks like Tyler has decided eating was more important than this match.
King Royce: Hey, you can't go into a match without the proper nutrition. He's doing the wise thing, in my opinion.
(In the ring, Jiraiya is sent to the ropes and ducks the double clothesline. Jiraiya comes back and only clotheslines Casey and Casanova ducked. Jiraiya turns around and Casanova connects with a superkick. Irish whip is reversed by Jiraiya and he comes back with a flying forearm, but Casanova ducks and he nails Casey. Jiraiya picks up Casey and tosses him into Casanova, who's just turning around. Casanova instinctively back drops Casey and gets dropkicked by Jiraiya. Casanova stumbles back over Casey. Jiraiya leaps off of Casey's back, who's on all fours, and hits a senton onto Casanova. 1... 2... Casey breaks it up.)
Randy Boggs: A lot of miscommunication by Casanova and Casey thus far.
King Royce: If you don't train, you'll end up being on the short end of things like Casey is right now.
(The ref gets Casey out of the ring as Jiraiya picks up Casanova and drives his elbow onto the top of his head. Jiraiya whips Casanova to the ropes and snaps off a quick hurricanrana, the same move that beat Dawson last week. 1.. 2... kick out. Casanova is quickly back up but walks into a hiptoss by Jiraiya. Jiraiya with a neck snap on Casanova then runs to the ropes. Somersault senton by Jiraiya, followed up with standing moonsault! 1... 2... kick out!)
Randy Boggs: Jiraiya is in firm control right now. Showing he doesn't need Tyler Hendrix at all.
King Royce: Well, he IS facing Jobanova and Sean Casey, so it isn't that big a deal.
(Jiraiya lifts up Casanova and sends him into the corner. Somersault kick by the OMEGA Champion. Casanova staggers out of the corner and Jiraiya picks him up and hits a whiplash spinebuster. Jiraiya heads to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a senton bomb, but Casanova rolls out of the way at the last possible second. Jiraiya pops up onto his feet and leans against the ropes holding his back. Casanova begins to get to his feet and kicks at Jiraiya. Jiraiya catches it but Casanova comes back with an enziguri! 1... 2.... kick out!)
Randy Boggs: Casanova looks to be turning the tides here, King.
King Royce: About damn time.
(Casanova and Jiraiya get to their feet and Casanova blocks his right and nails one of his own. Jiraiya is whipped to the ropes and runs into a T-bone suplex! 1... 2.... kick out! Casanova stomps away at Jiraiya then whips him into the corner. Casanova misses the charge but ducks Jiraiya's spinning heel kick and spears Jiraiya when he gets back onto his feet! Casanova backs into the corner and Casey tags himself in.)
Randy Boggs: Casanova doesn't look to pleased with that.
King Royce: Because he's bound to lose now, Randy.
(Casey comes in after having some words with Casanova and runs right into a spin kick by Jiraiya. 1.. 2... kick out. Jiraiya picks up Casey and whips him to the ropes. Huricanrana by the OMEGA Champ. 1... 2... kick out! Casey is sent into the ropes again and Jiraiya gives him a spinebuster! To the ropes goes Jiraiya and he hits a springboard moonsault onto Casey! 1.. 2.... KICK OUT! Jiraiya picks up Casey and gives him a Ligerbomb! 1.... 2.... thre... Casanova breaks it up!)
Randy Boggs: What a bad, bad decision by Casey to tag himself in.
King Royce: If I were Casanova, I'd just walk away right now.
(The ref gets Casanova out and Jiraiya lifts Casey onto the top turnbuckle. Top rope hurricanrana by Jiraiya! 1... 2..... Casanova breaks it up again! Jiraiya sends Casey to the ropes and powerslams him. Jiraiya heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a shooting star press!!! 1...... 2..... THRE... Casanova breaks it up at 2.999!!! The ref is trying to get Casanova out and does as Jiraiya yells out "BANZAI!" and hits the Banzai Drop(reverse hurricanrana) on Casey! 1....... 2...... THRE.... CASANOVA DIVES IN TO MAKE THE SAVE AT 2.9999999999!!!)
Randy Boggs: Casanova is doing more work trying to save Casey's ass than he did while in the actual match.
King Royce: So true, so very true.
(Casanova pushes past the ref and clobbers Jiraiya from behind. Heartbreaker(diamond cutter) by Casanova!! Casanova whips Jiraiya to the corner. Jiraiya bounces out and tries a superkick but Casanova ducks and he nails the ref!! Casanova with an avalanche on Jiraiya in the corner and comes off the top with a five-star frog splash to complete the Tunnel of Love! The ref is down. Casanova walks over to the ref when Tanya comes down the catwalk. Jonny looks at her as Brett Diamond comes from the crowd and bashes a chair over his head!!!)
Randy Boggs: Brett Diamond just nailed Casanova with a steel chair!!
King Royce: Payback's a bitch, innit?
(Diamond tosses Casanova out of the ring and heads out to the catwalk towards Tanya as Jiraiya and Casey both get to their feet. Casey heads to the top turnbuckle where Jiraiya catches him. Jiraiya picks up Casey and hits a devastating brainbuster off the top! 1..... 2... 3!!)
Announcer: And the winner of this match... JIRAAAAIYAAAA!!!!
Randy Boggs: Jiraiya beat Casey and Casanova single-handedly.
King Royce: No, Jiraiya beat Casey, Diamond beat Casanova.
("Land of the Rising Son" begins to play when Tyler Hendrix makes his way down the catwalk. He pushes right past Jiraiya, who's celebrating with the OMEGA Championship, and locks on a figure four leglock on Casey!!! Casey screams out in pain as Jiraiya just heads to the back.)
Randy Boggs: Tyler just waited until Casey was vulinerable and took advantage.
King Royce: Smart, smart man.
(Tyler doesn't release the hold until several referees pull him off. Tyler then heads to the back with a shower of boos, well some boos, and some cheers too.)
He's
Here
(by Justin)
(We cut to backstage again where we find The Butcher trolling the hallways, basically making sure that everything backstage is running smoothly. He sees Floyd Fox out of the corner of his eye and makes a concerted effort to keep from being noticed, but it is to no avail as Fox comes running up to him.)
Fox: Butcher, I've been looking for you all night.
Butcher: Really? I've tried to make myself as available to you as possible.
(Fox notes the sarcasm, but ignores it due to what's on his mind.)
Fox: Look, Butcher, I took care of getting Remy sprung, so to speak, and bringing him to America. Now, all I need from you is a timetable for that 'probationary' hearing you decided to put him on.
Butcher: Look, Fox...
Fox: You can call me, Slick. Can I call you Butch?
Butcher: No. Look, Slick, it was your idea to put him on a probationary period, not mine.
Fox: But I only agreed to it because I didn't think you'd let him in otherwise...It's just that we've been through a lot the last few days and we're here now and we don't really know what to do.
Butcher: Wait...He's here now?
Fox: Yeah, right in our locker room over there.
Butcher: Wait...You got a locker room? Who gave you a locker room?
Fox: I think belonged to some guy named Jose something...He offered it to us when he saw Remy. I must admit, everyone has been very accomadating so far.
Butcher: Well let's go have a look at him.
(Butcher follows Slick to what once was Jose Jose's locker room, but now belongs to Remy Resnick. Slick opens the door and Butcher walks in ahead of him. What he sees before him makes him realize just why Jose Jose was so eager to please him. He sees a monster of a man sitting on a bench. He's absolutely gigantic with black frilly hair flailing all about and facial growing in every which direction. Butcher is more than a little impressed with what he sees and he lets out a low whistle.)
Fox: Remy Resnick, this is The Butcher, Commissioner of gfwa Omega.
(Remy, at the sound of his name, looks in the direction of Fox, and then to the outstretched hand of the Butcher, not moving a muscle to accept the handshake. The Butcher pulls his hand back and squints at Remy, glaring at him, trying to read him.)
Fox: Don't take it personally...He doesn't quite understand Western culture.
Butcher: Right, right...That must be it.
Fox: Well, now that we've gotten through the pleasantries, let's get down to business, shall we?
Butcher: Business?
Fox: Yes...Now that we're here, what do we do?
Butcher: Well, I don't have anything for you tonight and we're pretty close to 2 Days in Hell, so it would be difficult to get you a match. Unless...
Fox: Unless?
Butcher: I've got it. I've got the perfect assignment for Remy's debut.
(Just when things were getting good and we were about to find out what Butcher's plan is, the scene cuts away. Don't you hate that?)
Randy Boggs: Man, we were just about to find out what Butcher's plan was!
King Royce: I hate that!
Challenge
(by Dupin)
(Jonny Casanova is pacing back and forth in the backstage area. He stops momentarily and has a look of hate on his face.)
Jonny Casanova: You think you can screw me, Brett? You don't know who you're messing with rookie! So Brett, you want me that bad? Well, you'll get me tomorrow night at 2 Days of Hell, Stage One! All your money won't save your ass this time!
(Jonny stalks off as we fade out.)
paYne(c)
vs. Angelica Dawson
GHC Championship Match
(by Dupin)
("Push It" by Static X begins to play as the fans are split on whether to cheer or boo. She's hot and all, reason enough to cheer her, but she's also an extreme bitch. So she just heads towards the ring with a determined look on her face.)
Announcer: The following is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is for the GHC Championship! Introducing first, the callenger... ANGELICAAAA DAAAAAWSOOOOOON!!!
(Angelica steps inside the squared circle as "Pain" by Tupac hits. The fans all come to their feet, and he gets a pretty positive reaction, oddly enough. paYne has the GHC Championship around his waist as he heads towards the ring.)
Announcer: And her opponent, he is the GHC Champion.... PAAAAAAAYNE!!!!!
(paYne continues down to the ring and enters when Dawson rushes at him. paYne blocks a right and pushes her down as the ref calls for the bell. Dawson jumps back up and gets back dropped by paYne. Dawson is quick on her feet and rushes at paYne again. paYne kicks her in the stomach and lifts her up for the Crucifixion right away, but Dawson kicks free and runs to the ropes. paYne quickly turns around and takes Dawson's head off with a clothesline. Dawson rolls out of the ring as the fans cheer paYne on.)
Randy Boggs: paYne has gotten the early advantage on Dawson.
King Royce: He's a big man, so Dawson's going to have to use her speed and quickness to keep him off balance.
(paYne climbs to the outside as Dawson gets up next to the railing. paYne slowly walks over and gets kicked in the stomach. Dawson rams paYne's head into the railing. She does it again then rolls him back into the ring. Dawson slides in as paYne staggers to his feet. Dawson with a spinning heel kick to the champion. Dawson mounts paYne, not like that's the first time, and begins to pound on him with fists. Dawson pulls paYne up on his feet and connects with a hard chop. paYne fires back with one of his own across Dawson's chest. She holds her breasts as paYne smiles. Dawson disguises her knee to the groin from the ref, then hits a quick DDT. 1.... 2.. kick out.)
Randy Boggs: Hey, King, you jealous of paYne?
King Royce: Sure I am, well, except for that knee to the groin.
(Dawson pounds on paYne's head some more before lifting him onto his feet. Irish whip by Dawson is reversed however, but paYne misses the clothesline and Dawson comes back with a cross body. paYne catches her however and hits the fallaway slam. Dawson rolls to the ropes and quickly pulls herself up. She charges at paYne, who lowers his head, and gets a sunset flip. 1... 2... kick out! Dawson runs to the ropes again as paYne lays on the ground. Dawson steps over him and continues to the ropes. paYne is on his feet and lowers his head again and Dawson tries another sunset flip. paYne blocks and sits down on Dawson's shoulders. 1.... 2... Dawson hooks paYne's arms with her legs and pulls him over. 1... 2... paYne rolls out then pushes her legs into her body, pinning her shoulders down. 1... 2... Dawson pushes his head inward, flipping him over and onto his back. 1... 2... paYne rolls out of that and jumps onto Dawson's chest, with the back of his head in her crotch and her face in his butt. 1... 2... Dawson bridges up, but can't keep paYne's weight up long enough and falls back down. 1... 2... Dawson bridges up again, and turns over putting paYne's head between her legs. Dawson tries a powerbomb but can't get paYne up, so he back drops her, but she holds onto her legs and pulls him over for the roll up. 1... 2... kick out.)
Randy Boggs: What a sequence, King!
King Royce: Amazing countering right there.
(paYne and Dawson get to their feet and face off getting an applause from the crowd. They begin to circle each other and paYne holds out his hand for the test of strength. Dawson just smiles and raises her arm and locks hands with paYne. paYne holds up his second hand and Dawson locks up with that one. They come together, fighting for position, and paYne starts to push her down towards the mat. Dawson starts to power up, but paYne just pushes her back down. Dawson's legs collapse and paYne falls on top of her, with his lips landing on hers. Dawson quickly knees him in the crotch again and rolls away. She at first is disgusted, but doesn't wipe the kiss away. paYne gets to his knees, holding his groin, as Dawson walks over and kicks him straight in the face.)
Randy Boggs: Is the fire burning inside of her to get back with paYne?
King Royce: Um, no. A kiss is a kiss, and paYne's apparently a good kisser. Although I am much better.
(Dawson mounts paYne again(TWICE IN ONE NIGHT? DAMN!) and begins to punch away at him(oh, nevermind.). Dawson stops at the count of four and lifts paYne onto his feet. A hard chop but Dawson followed up with another one. Irish whip and Dawson drop toe holds paYne. paYne is on his hands and knees and Dawson dropkicks him in the side of the head. 1... 2.. kick out. Dawson with forearm shots to paYne's head, which cause paYne's head to hit the canvas as well. Dawson pulls paYne up in a sitting position and runs to the ropes. Dawson with a rolling kick to the back to paYne's head. 1... 2.. kick out.)
Randy Boggs: Dawson is in firm control, King.
King Royce: Right now she is.
(Dawson pulls paYne up onto his feet and sends him into the corner. Dawson adds some chops, then starts to stomp away. paYne is now in a sitting position again in the corner and Dawson walks away. She then comes running at paYne, who starts to smile. Instead of a bronco buster, though, Dawson dropkicks paYne right in the face! Dawson drags paYne out of the corner then heads up to the top turnbuckle. Dawson with a swanton bomb onto paYne! 1.... 2..... kick out!)
Randy Boggs: paYne was looking for the bronco buster, but didn't exactly get it.
King Royce: No, he didn't, but it would have been awesome if he had.
(Dawson bounces off the ropes and drops a knee onto paYne's chest. 1... 2... kick out. Dawson pulls paYne up onto his feet and whips him into the corner. Dawson charges in for an avalanche, but paYne catches her, walks away from the corner a few steps, then falls backwards, dropping Dawson's face onto the top turnbuckle. paYne rolls out onto the apron as Dawson pulls herself up, holding her face. paYne reaches over and grabs Dawson by the hair and pulls her to the ropes. paYne pulls her through the ropes and sets up for the Crucifixion off the apron. He takes a few steps but Dawson kicks free, and climbs up onto the turnbuckles. Dawson moonsaults off and nails paYne, sending them both to the floor!)
Randy Boggs: What a risky move by Dawson!
King Royce: Well, she's going all out, as this is for the most prestigious prize in the sport.
(Dawson is on her feet first and rolls into the ring. paYne is still out on the ground and Dawson slingshots herself over the top rope and hits a senton on paYne! Dawson rolls to the railing, then pulls herself up. Dawson kicks at paYne's chest then lifts him onto his feet. Dawson whips paYne into the ring post and paYne falls flat on his back. Dawson picks up paYne and rams his head into the post again. She catches him from falling back and rams his head into it once more, drawing blood. Dawson rolls paYne into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Guillotine legdrop by Dawson! 1... 2... kick out!)
Randy Boggs: Angelica is picking apart the champ.
King Royce: She's got him on the verge of collapse, or something like that.
(Dawson picks up paYne and punches away before whipping him to the ropes. Dawson misses the clothesline but connects with Falling Grace(superkick)!! paYne falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Dawson quickly pulls him back in. 1... 2.... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!! Dawson slaps the mat and picks paYne back up. She goes for it again but paYne catches her leg. He spins her around and goes for a clothesline, but she ducks and paYne takes out the ref. paYne turns around and Dawson hits another Falling Grace.)
Randy Boggs: The ref is down and I think Dawson is going to take advantage of the situation.
King Royce: I would say she should.
(Dawson slides out of the ring and grabs herself a steel chair. Dawson re-enters the ring as paYne slowly gets to his feet. Dawson pastes the champ with the chair then lays the chair on top of him. Somersault senton by Dawson, but she hurt herself as well! Dawson rolls around holding her back as paYne is just down. Dawson goes over and covers paYne, but the ref is still out. Dawson rolls off of paYne and grabs the ref and begins to shake him. The ref SLOWLY starts to come to and Dawson covers paYne again. The ref crawls over.... 1..... 2......... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!!!! Dawson can't believe it as the crowd erupts.)
Randy Boggs: Amazing! paYne kicked out!
King Royce: Dawson should hit him one last time with the chair while the ref is still groggy.
(Dawson grabs the chair and waits for paYne to get to his feet. She takes a swing, but he kicks it back into her face. paYne hits the Crucifixion on Dawson and they're both out cold!! The ref slowly gets onto his feet and sees that both Dawson and paYne are down. He begins to count. 1...... 2....... 3......... 4........ 5.......... 6......... 7....... 8........ 9...... TE.... paYne is on his feet and covers Dawson, as Frostie comes running out. 1..... 2..... paYne gets up and sees Frostie. Frostie stops where he is and Dawson rolls paYne up from behind. 1..... 2.... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!!! Dawson is setting up for another Falling Grace as Frostie grabs her foot and pulls her out of the ring. Frostie slides in and takes paYne down from behind! Frost-Byte on paYne!!!! paYne is in trouble as the ref calls for the bell!)
Announcer: The winner of this match, via disqualification..... PAAAAAAYNE!!!!
(Dawson slides back into the ring and grabs the steel chair and she whallops Frostie in the back of the head!!!! Dawson then starts to pound on paYne, then takes out the ref!!! "Push It" begins to play as Dawson throws down the chair and heads to the back.)
Randy Boggs: A nice contest ruined by Frostie, King.
King Royce: Hey, he's just protecting his shot Tuesday, that's all.
Who's
Going To Main Event?
(by Neil)
(Cody and Tomorrow Man have reached the last concession stand in their search of Brad Robinson and Showtime. The lines have gotten smaller since the main event will be happening in a short while. They look around the line and try to avoid fans who are happy to see them. They don't see Robinson or Showtime in the line but they do catch Commissioner Butcher buying a plate full of nachos and cheese. They stop him as he exits the line and starts eating his nachos.)
Cody: Butch! Do you know if Robinson and Showtime are here tonight?
Commissioner Butcher: I doubt it. Damn these nachos are good! Take some, guys.
Tomorrow Man: No thanks. We're trying to find Robinson and Showtime cause Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro don't look like they're in wrestling shape tonight.
Commissioner Butcher: What do you mean?
(Suddenly, Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro come walking down the hall laughing out loud and speaking gibberish Spanish. Jose' Jose' grabs a young lady's chest and starts to rub it. She clobbers him in the head with her purse and he falls to the dirty floor hard. Pedro Pedro laughs his ass off and his pants fall down.)
Cody: They're like trippin' on acid or something.
Tomorrow Man: Bronx and Brooklyn must have gotten to them earlier tonight. Now, they've ruined the main event!
Commissioner Butcher: First of all, Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro are always smoking something. Crazy Mexicans. And second of all, there will be a main event! Get those guys suited up before they're late.
Cody: Come on, Butch! They can't even walk straight.
Commissioner Butcher: We don't have time to argue. Get them going... NOW!
(Cody and Tomorrow Man run over to Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro and drag them down the hall towards the locker room area. The two then throw up nachos on the floor as Cody and Tomorrow Man drag them. The people in the area scream and The Butcher begins to feel sick to his stomach. Must have been something in the nachos!)
Early
Advantage
(by Dupin)
(paYne is backstage washing the blood from his face when there's a knock on the restroom door. paYne looks up in the mirror as the door comes open. Only one light is on in the restroom, as the others are out, so it's hard to see who's entering the restroom. paYne watches in the mirror as the figure gets closer. Then paYne realizes who it is, but it's too late, he's already on him. It's Frostie and he pins paYne up against the sink, and rips off the soap dispensor and breaks it over paYne's head! Frostie then rams paYne's head into the mirror, shattering it!)
Randy Boggs: Frostie is attacking the champion!
King Royce: He wants to soften him up for the PPV.
(Frostie picks up a trash can and rams it into paYne's face! Frostie tosses paYne into the wall, then through a stall door. paYne lands against the toilet as Frostie places his head between the seat and the bowl, and begins to ram the seat down onto paYne's head. Frostie picks up paYne and leads him out of the stall and superkicks him into the long urinal. Frostie quietly leaves as the blood fills the urinal.)
Randy Boggs: I think it's easy to see who has the advantage going into stage two on Tuesday night.
King Royce: Yes we do, and I think we may just see a new champion crowned on that night.
Japanese
Jalopies vs. Japanese Jalopies
(by Dupin)
("Magna Cum Nada" by The Bloodhound Gang begins to play as the first pair of Japanese Jalopies make their way out. They'll be called El Tigre #1 and Mysterious X #1. They head to the ring with the fans not really knowing whether to cheer or boo, as they don't know who's underneath the masks.)
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit, introducing first.... JAPANESE JAAAAALOPIESSSSSS!!!
(The #1's enter the ring as the music continues to play and the #2's walk out. The fans still don't react because the know not who is under the masks. Actually these two are wearing full body suits, which is odd, but whatever. They head down the catwalk.)
Announcer: And their opponents... JAPANESE JAAAALOPIESSSSSS!!!
(The #2's head into the ring as the ref calls for the bell. El Tigre #1 and El Tigre #2 are in the ring as the Mysterious X's exit. The El Tigre's begin to circle each other and lock up. #2 gets a side headlock and pushes #1 to the ropes. Shoulder block takedown by #1, and he heads to the ropes again. He steps over #2, and then #2 leap frogs him. #2 sets up for a monkey flip, but #1 stops and grabs #2's legs. #1 pulls up #2 for a wheel-barrow suplex. #1 goes to the ropes as #2 gets to his feet. #1 with a flying forearm on #2. #1 to the ropes again and hits a clothesline. Into the corner and he hits a double ax-handle off the middle rope. 1... 2.. kick out.)
Randy Boggs: This is kinda confusing, King.
King Royce: That's why I'm reading this magazine here, as I can't keep up with this, it's too confusing.
(#1 picks up #2 and tags in Mysterious X #1. Irish whip and the #1's get a double dropkick, knocking El Tigre #2 through the ropes. The #1's grab #2 and suplex him back into the ring. El Tigre #1 exits the ring as Mysterious X #1 covers El Tigre #2. 1... 2.. kick out. #1 whips #2 to the ropes and hits a back body drop. He runs to the ropes as #2 gets on his feet and #1 takes him down with a spinning heel kick. #2 gets up quickly but runs into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Springboard moonsault by #1! 1.. 2... kick out.)
Randy Boggs: Um, I think... uh... yeah, that's it.
King Royce: Man, this is a great article on grizzly bear genitals!
(#1 lifts #2 onto his feet and brings him into the corner to tag El Tigre #1 back in. The #1's stomp away at #2, before Mysterious X #1 steps onto the apron. Irish whip by El Tigre #1 and he takes #2 down with a drop toe hold. Indian deathlock by #1, but he has to release due to the blood rushing to his head. #1 rolls #2 over and hits a senton. 1... 2.. kick out. #1 whips #2 into the corner and hits a dropkick. #2 stumbles out of the corner and #1 gets a reverse russian legsweep. To the apron he goes and he hits a slingshot legdrop! 1... 2.. kick out!)
Randy Boggs: Ok, so the one's in the body suits are #2's, and the one's with just the masks are #1's... right?
King Royce: I think so, but I could be wrong.
(#1 picks up #2 and places him onto the top turnbuckle. He heads up with him and attempts a top rope hurricanrana, but #2 holds onto the top ropes, and #1 goes crashing to the canvas. #2 jumps off the top and starts making his way to the corner. He makes the tag to Mysterious X #2, who comes in and hits a jumping knee to El Tigre #1's back, knocking him into the corner. #2 drives his knee into #1's back before turning him around and whipping him across the ring and into another corner, chest-first. #1 stumbles out backwards and #2 grabs him from behind and hits a wicked release german suplex! 1.... 2... kick out.)
Randy Boggs: So... the #2's are coming back... I think.
King Royce: Looks like that, but I think you've got 'em backwards.
Randy Boggs: I don't think so.
King Royce: Oh ok, that's fine by me. I don't really know.
(#2 peels #1 off the canvas and pounds on his back with some hard forearm shots. Back suplex by #2. #2 rolls #1 onto his stomach and drives a knee into his back. #2 pulls back on #1's arms while still driving his knee into his back. He releases as #1 gets his foot on the bottom rope. #2 lifts #1 off the mat and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam by #2. 1... 2.... kick out. #2 pulls up #1 and tosses him to the outside. #2 then walks over to Mysterious X #1, drawing him into the ring and getting the ref's attention. El Tigre #2 picks up El Tigre #1 on the outside and rams his back into the ring post. Mysterious X #2 joins him on the outside and the #2's hit a double suplex on him. They send El Tigre #1 to the railing as Mysterious X #1 climbs back out onto the apron. El Tigre #2 climbs back onto the apron and Mysterious X #2 spinebusters El Tigre #1 on the hard concrete. He rolls him back into the ring and follows suit.)
Randy Boggs: Ok... I'm just not going to say anything unless there's something big happening.
King Royce: Good call.
Randy Boggs: Although the question that needs to be answered is, who's under the masks?
King Royce: I'd say Jose' Jose' and Pedro Pedro are the one's without the body suits and two other guys are in the full body suits.
Randy Boggs: You think it might be Bronx and Brooklyn?
King Royce: I doubt they would risk injury this close to the PPV, but it would be awesome if it was, because it would really play with T2SF's minds.
(Back to the action as Mysterious X #2 tosses El Tigre #1 into the corner and starts to stomp away. El Tigre #2 is tagged back in and the #2's pull #1 from the corner and whip him to the ropes. Back body drop by Mysterious X #2 and into a powerbomb by El Tigre #2! 1..... 2..... th.. KICK OUT! El Tigre #2 picks up El Tigre #1 and tosses him into the corner. Rolling kick by #2, and he follows up with a huge Tornado DDT! 1.... 2.... thre... KICK OUT! #2 lifts #1 onto the top turnbuckle and goes for a top rope german suplex, but #1 elbows free, knocking #2 off the apron. #1 stands up on the top, but #2 comes back and hits the ropes, crotching #1. #2 grabs #1's neck and runs from the corner, pulling #1 off the top and hitting a brutal neckbreaker! 1...... 2.... THRE... Mysterious X #1 breaks up the pinfall!)
Randy Boggs: The full body suit guys almost pulled out the big win.
King Royce: I hope whoever wins this unmasks the losing team, just so we know at least one set of the guys in there.
(The ref gets Mysterious X #1 out of the ring as the #2's stomp away at El Tigre #1. El Tigre #2 slaps his hands together as he exits the ring and Mysterious X #2 stays in as the ref turns back around to the action. #2 whips #1 to the ropes and takes him down with a jumping front kick. 1... 2..... kick out! #2 picks up #1 and whips him to the ropes. #2 picks up #1 over his head and parades around the ring with him before dropping him while looking at Mysterious X #1. #2 covers #1.... 1.... 2.... kick out. #2 whips #1 to the ropes and lowers his head. #1 kicks him in the shoulder but gets clotheslined for his troubles. El Tigre #2 is tagged back in. He heads up top as Mysterious X #2 gives El Tigre #1 a Michinoku Driver! Moonsault by El Tigre #2!! 1..... 2....... THRE.... Mysterious X #1 breaks it up at the last possible second!)
Randy Boggs: That was a close one!
King Royce: Go... Jalopies!
(The ref has troubles getting Mysterious X #1 out, which allows the #2's to double team El Tigre #1. They hit a spike piledriver on him as the ref finally gets Mysterious X #1 out of the ring. 1...... 2...... THRE.... Mysterious X #1 breaks it up at 2.99999!!!! The crowd looks to be getting behind the #1's and are booing the #2's heavily. The ref gets Mysterious X #1 out, as El Tigre #2 kicks at El Tigre #1 in the corner. #2 picks up #1 and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. #2 joins him and looks to be going for a top rope chokeslam. #1 counters with a hurricanrana off the top!! Both men are down!!!!!)
Randy Boggs: What an awesome counter by #1... or is that #2? Either way, it was awesome!
King Royce: Well, at least we know who the fan favorites are and who the fans hate.
(The El Tigre's begin to crawl to their corners as #2 makes the tag first! Mysterious X #2 rushes in and grabs El Tigre #1's foot to prevent him from tagging out. #1 is hopping on one leg and #2 kicks him right in the groin and pulls him a diamond cutter!! 1..... 2..... THRE.... Mysterious X #1 breaks it up at 2.9999999!!!! The ref gets Mysterious X #1 out of the ring as #2 whips El Tigre #1 to the ropes. He hangs onto the ropes, causing #2 to miss the dropkick. #1 plunges to his corner and makes the tag! Mysterious X #1 comes in a house afire! Back body drop for Msyterious X #2! El Tigre #2 comes in and gets powerslammed! The #2's regroup and go for a double clothesline, but Mysterious X #1 ducks and clotheslines them both out of the ring!)
Randy Boggs: That one is on fire now and the fans love it!
King Royce: Yay.
(Mysterious X #1 dives over the top rope with a cross body and takes down the #2's! He climbs back up onto the apron as El Tigre #1 joins him. Stereo asai moonsaults by the #1's onto the #2's!! The crowd is going nuts! The #1's rolls Mysterious X #2 back into the ring and hit a double flapjack! The #1's head up to opposite turnbuckles and El Tigre #1's comes off with a frog splash! Mysterious X #1 has his foot grabbed by El Tigre #2. El Tigre #1 rushes over and baseball slides #2, knocking him against the railing. The El Tigre's are on the outside fighting as Mysterious X #1 comes off the top with a leg drop, but #2 moves!)
Randy Boggs: This is all out action and I'm more confused than ever!
King Royce: You aren't the one!
(Mysterious X #2 and Mysterious X #1 both get to their feet and begin to exchange punches as the El Tigre #2 flips El Tigre #1 over the railing and into the crowd. He rushes back into the ring as Mysterious X #1 is sent to the ropes. El Tigre #2 grabs his foot slowing him down. Mysterious X #2 hits a jumping front kick on #1, knocking him through the ropes. Mysterious X #2 grabs #1 for a suplex as El Tigre #2 climbs to the top turnbuckle. Suplex by Mysterious X #2 as El Tigre #2 hits a cross body! It's all but over they signal. Michinoku Driver by Mysterious X #2 and El Tigre #2 hits a lionsault!!! They slap hands when a THIRD set of Japanese Jalopies come strolling down to the ring. Well, they're more staggering than anything.)
Randy Boggs: What the holy hell? There's THREE Japanese Jalopies!
King Royce: I knew I shouldn't have given up drinking.
(The #2's stare out at the #3's in shock. The #3 continue on down to the ring until they are just a few feet from it. They reach up and pull off their masks to reveal... JOSE' JOSE' and PEDRO PEDRO!! The crowd is in shock, the #2's are in shock and the announcer's are in shock. The #2's look at each other and gulp and turn around only to be small packaged by the #1's!! 1... 2.... 3!! The #1's quickly roll out of the ring as the #2's jump to their feet. They stands next to the #3's then pull off their masks to reveal..... CODY and TOMORROW MAN! The crowd goes apeshit!)
Randy Boggs: My god! That was A Tendency 2 Start Fires!!
King Royce: But who were the others? Who were they?
Randy Boggs: I don't know, but I don't think they're going to be revealing who they are tonight. Well, folks, that's all for tonight! We'll see you tomorrow night for Stage One of 2 Days of Hell!!!
("A Tendency 2 Start Fires" is playing throughout the arena as T2SF are smiling at the #2's in the ring, who are pissed off to no end as we fade out.)