global TV 19
December 23rd, 2001 / Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center / Providence, Rhode Island

Early Today
(by Dupin)

(paYne enters the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center and starts to head down the long hallway. We see his locker room at the end of the hall, and that seems to be where he's going. He stops at the door and polishes his GHC Championship then knocks. Why? I dunno, he's an idiot. paYne then enters the room when snow falls on him. paYne is covered in the snow when he turns around and screams down the hallway.)

paYne: FROOOOOOOOSTIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(paYne then grabs a handful and eats it as we fade out.)

Introduction
(by Dupin)

(Last week paYne and Brooklyn fought in a bloody war for the GHC Championship. It could have gone either way, but the jealous and paranoid Frostie stuck his nose into the outcome, resulting in the double countout causing a draw. paYne and Brooklyn gave their bodies, hearts, and minds in that match but came up empty handed thanks to the pyschotic Frostie. This week Brooklyn is set out to prove to Frostie that he isn't trying to steal his thunder and take his opportunity to beat paYne and become the GHC Champion. Will it work? You'll have to watch the show and find out.)

(Also last week, A Tendency 2 Start Fires claimed victory over Brad Robinson and Showtime but after the match the Japanese Jalopies attacked. Yes, you heard right, the Japanese Jalopies attacked Cody and Tomorrow Man. I know what you're thinking, aren't THEY the Japanese Jalopies? Well, that's what we were lead to believe, but it seems as if someone else has stolen that moniker and is using it to play mindgames with the Hall of Fame Tag Team. The question is, will they attack again? Tune in to find out!)

(But that's not all! Jiraiya defended his OMEGA Championship against Angelica Dawson and it was a war. Back and forth the action went, with neither person gaining the upperhand for a long peroid of time. Just like the paYne-Brooklyn encounter, this one could have gone either way. But it went the way of a time limit draw, not pleasing anyone, especially Dawson. She attacked Jiraiya after the match resulting in the rematch tonight, but she hasn't said much about the match throughout the week, so is it that she doesn't give a damn, or does she think she doesn't have a shot at winning? I'd take the former just because that's basically been the pattern since the beginning with her.)

(Was that all? No, because Ricky Green was able to rid himself of the choker label... for one week anyway. This week he tries to keep that label from reappearing by defeating Jonny Casanova, another man who shed a label last week when he defeated the Hall of Famer, "Live~Wire" Sean Casey. His label... underachiever. Seems as if everyone in the company has some type of label... negative label that is. Well everyone save for Jiraiya, Brooklyn, Bronx, paYne, A Tendency 2 Start Fires, and to a lesser extent Tyler Hendrix... but aside from them, everyone else has been labeled, and that's not a good thing.)

(But now, as you listen to me yammer on through your radio you're thinking to yourself, why the fuck am I listening to the radio for wrestling? That's when you turn on your television set and see it. No, it's not a big pair of breasts, although that would be nice. No, it's not innocent people being murdered for one man's pleasure. And it's not even two dogs having sex in the middle of an old lady's yard as she shakes a broom to stop them. No, it's the one thing you wish you'd never see again. The one thing that haunts you in your sleep. The one thing that would make you consider suicide. Yes, that's right, it's the gfwa OMEGA logo in all it's glory. You tried to shield your eyes, but it's etched into the inside's of your eyelids, preventing you from escaping it's awesome power. So as not to cause yourself anymore problems with the logo, you just watch it... and watch it.... and watch it some more.)

(When the logo finally disappears you're either asleep or just in a daze, we can't really tell, but you're still there with the television on ready for the gfwa OMEGA action to begin... or your not, I don't really know, because I CAN'T SEE INTO YOUR HOMES!! But you could imagine what it would be like if I could, right? Right? RIGHT!? Anyway, the logo is gone and we can see inside the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center, jesus that's a long name, in Providence, Rhode Island. Is it filled to capacity? No, but there's probably about nine hundred to a thousand there. That's one-third full. I guess Sean Casey in the main event isn't as big a draw as one would hope. But with paYne and A Tendency 2 Start Fires in the final match it should still be good for business. Plus I'm sure the Brooklyn-Frostie match brought out some fans. Other than that, no one is making this company any money, because, well, not many of them have been in any exciting storylines. Don't blame me... blame them.)

(Anyway, as the fans are going nuts and holding up their signs(why!?) the cameras shift backstage. What? No announcers. No, not right now. Their busy going through their notes for this evening. Plus, I've already gone over the important stuff in my radio introduction, so get over it! We're going backstage now!)

PLEEEEEASE?
(by Dupin)

(We are backstage in the dimly-lit halls of the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center - nope it hasn't gotten any shorter - and the person who's walking down said halls is none other than our beloved Commissioner, The Butcher. He seems to be a little banged up after that motorcycle accident with The GrimReaper, but it's all good. Nikki probably soothed his pains, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do. You don't? Well shit, sorry. Anyway, he's walking down the hall and seems a little annoyed. Let's go in for a closer look shall we.)

The Butcher: No.

Voice: Come on, please?

The Butcher: I said no.

Voice: I know what you said, but you didn't mean it big guy. So... will you change it?

The Butcher: No, and that's my final answer.

(The Butcher smiles at the camera on that, seeing as it's a play on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but only he gets it. Damn Rhode Islanders. Anyway, he cocks his head sideways to give whomever it is behind him the impression that he is still listening. Ok, so he still is, but you know what I mean.)

Voice: Come on, we're friends. Can't you do this one thing for me? PLEEEEASE?

The Butcher: Let me think about it.

(The Butcher stops and puts his hand on his chin. He quickly pulls it off and continues walking.)

The Butcher: Well, I've thought about it long and hard, and I just don't see it happening.

Voice: Really!? So you're going to make the change!?

The Butcher: No, no, no! I don't see the change happening. That means the match is still on.

Voice: Oh, well that's just sonical!

(The Butcher stops dead in his tracks as we finally realize who it is that has been pestering the Commish from behind. It is the bestest GHC Champion of all-time! Oh wait, he's the ONLY GHC Champion we've had, but anyway. It's paYne! The crowd pops as the camera shows paYne standing there with his puppy dog eyes looking up at The Butcher.)

The Butcher: Ah, how can I say no to that face? Oh yeah, this is how... NO!

paYne: Oh come on, Butch! You know I can't fight my idols! I just can't do it!

The Butcher: Then don't... just let them beat you.

paYne: What? And lose ANOTHER tag match? I don't think so. That would SO reek of sonicalness, Butch!

The Butcher: Well, I'm sorry. I can't change it. It's a big money match and we need it right before the two-day PPV which doesnt' look like it's going to draw many fans out.

paYne: But Cody and Tomorrow Man are my heroes! I can't lay a finger on them! I KNOW! Put me on their team! Yeah! Put me on the same team as Cody and Tomorrow Man! That'll do the trick. We can TEAM together and then I wouldn't have to fight them.

(The Butcher stops again, oh yeah I forgot to mention, he starting walking again after saying no to paYne. Anyway, he looks to actually be thinking about this.)

The Butcher: Let's say, hypothetically, that I were to agree to this. Who would you fight?

paYne: Um.... I dunno. Throw some New Dynasty members out there. Ricky Green, Jiraiya, Tyler Hendrix. It's all good.

The Butcher: Hmmm... I'll tell ya what. You can team up with Cody and Tomorrow Man, but this is the LAST favor I do you. Ok?

paYne: YES! OK! This is so faTical! I'm going to team up with my idols! YEEEES!!!

The Butcher: And your opponents will be Ricky Green, Angelica Dawson, and Jiraiya. That's two New Dynasty members and one person you aren't too friendly with anymore. How's that?

paYne: Sounds good! YES! I'm going to be PARTNERS with my heroes!!!! YES! Thank you, Butch!

(paYne pulls The Butcher close and gives him a big hug. He quickly pulls back however.)

paYne: You weren't trying to steal my belt, were ya?

The Butcher: No, I'm done with chasing after that belt man.

paYne: Good!

(paYne hugs the Commissioner again before skipping off and whistling happily. The Butcher just shakes his head and turns around. Standing there is Denise Lopez with a big smile on her face.)

The Butcher: Hey Denise, how are you?

Denise Lopez: I'm good, Butch, how are you?

The Butcher: Pretty good, actually, save for all that stuff that happened after that dinner the other night.

Denise Lopez: Yeah, I know what you mean. But the reason I'm here is to ask you about the new main event you've booked. How will that match interfere with Ricky, Jiraiya, and Dawson's matches here tonight?

The Butcher: Well, I'm scrapping Ricky Green's match against Jonny Casanova, as Casanova called in saying his car broke down on his way to the to Rhode Island from New Jersey and is shacked up in a hotel room somewhere between here and there. So he won't be here tonight. That means Ricky is without a match, so he's good to go for the main event.

Denise Lopez: What about the OMEGA Championship match between Jiraiya and Angelica Dawson? Is that still scheduled for tonight?

The Butcher: Yes, they're going to have to pull double-duty here tonight, Denise. I'm interested to see how well they can work together later tonight after having to beat the piss out of each other earlier in the night. And if Dawson wins the title tonight, it's going to get A LOT more interesting.

Denise Lopez: So, with this change, what's that do about Sean Casey?

The Butcher: Sean Casey? The Hall of Famer? The supposed legend? Well, no one has seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks now. We've only seen him at the TV events, and then he's disappeared. So since no one in the front office could get ahold of him this week, we're just not expecting him to show up.

Denise Lopez: What if he does show up?

The Butcher: Well, he's going to have to answer to me, because I'm going to give him a piece of my mind. He won't be competing, that's for sure though.

Denise Lopez: Well thank you for your time, Butch.

The Butcher: Thank you, Denise.

(The Butcher gives her a smile before walking off. Denise heads in the opposite direction as a dark figure then comes into the center of the screen. He stares forward, his white eyes glowing, then walks off in the same direction as Denise as we fade out.)

Tyler Hendrix vs. "Top Notch" Joshua Michaels
(by Boci w/ ending edited by Dupin)

Randy Boggs: Well King, our first match will feature a brand new superstar making his debut, Joshua Michaels. I met the guy backstage before the show and he really sounds like a good, top-notch superstar.

King Royce: Yeah, well let's now see how his in-ring performance is. Don't forget, he'll be facing Tyler Hendrix, a man who has a lot of experience in the gO. This should be a good match, with Michael's top-notch ability and Tyler's Martial Arts technique, I cant wait.

("Wish You Were Here" by Incubus plays throughout the arena. The entire crowd is silent, awaiting to see who this new wrestler is.)

Announcer: This next match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, he is making his debut as a gfwa OMEGA Superstar! Weighing at 239 lbs... JOSHUA MIIIICHAELSSS!!!

(The crowd basically sits on their hands, not really knowing who this guy is. Josh walks down the ramp with a very confident look on his face, feeling that even though this is his first match ever, he can pull it off and be victorious.)

Randy Boggs: It seems to me that Josh looks like he has this match all covered, by the look of his it seems that Josh is confident that he will win.

King Royce: I don't know, Randy. Even though this is his debut, I still admire Tyler for the way he wrestles. He has become a very successful wrestler in this business, unlike others.

("Down With The Sickness" is played through the arena and the boos erupt from the crowd.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. Weighing at 260 lbs... TYYLERRR HENDRIIIIXX!!

King Royce: Now this is the person who I have my hopes on for this match. He has a lot of talent, and the only way Michael's can be successful in this business is if he loses. You have to lose a few matches to learn and correct your mistakes. This can be a really good match for Michael's, but even if he wins, that's even better.

(Tyler walks down the ramp, along side him Bam. The crowd boos Tyler to death, but Tyler trash talks the crowd and Michaels while Bam is giving some advice to him.)

Randy Boggs: Whatever Bam is telling Tyler better not include anything with Bam interfering. This is Michael's time and he doesn't deserve it to be ruined with a stupid DQ, even though that is still accounted for as a win. He should won it fair and square.

King Royce: Would you please shut up Randy. What Bam is telling Tyler has to be important. Wherever do you think of that crap.

(Tyler walks into the ring while Michael is longing on the turnbuckle.)

Tyler: You think you are better than me. You think you are so confident that you can defeat me.

Michaels: Well... yeah. But i don't think I am gonna beat you, I am gonna beat.

Tyler: Oh, just shut up. Just shut up with that bull shit.

(They both tie up. Michael's hit a kick to the gut and whips Tyler to the ropes. Tyler reverses the whip and follows up with a shoulder block. Tyler begins to kick at Michaels repeatively as a "Tyler Sucks!" chant breaks out.)

Tyler: C'mon, get up you cheap son of a bitch.

Michaels: Ok, and you're right, my mom is a bitch.

(Michaels grabs Tyler's ankle before his fifth kick to the gut and hits a perfect dragon screw sending Tyler to the ground.)

King Royce: Wow, that was an amazing desperation move. He had to do that. Great!

(Michaels gets up and begins kicking at Tyler know repeatively.)

Michaels: Boy, do I love this business already.

(Michaels picks up Tyler and ties up with him again. Michaels tackles Tyler into the turnbuckle and begins to hit a few punches to the gut until the ref breaks it up. Michaels begins to hit a couple of forearm smashes to Tyler's skull and whips him into the ropes. He follows up with a back body drop. Cover. One...Two.... kick out.)

Randy Boggs: It seems like Michaels wants to get his match over with already, with an early cover like that.

King Royce: Nah, he's just intimidating him just to show how much he wants to win this match.

(Michaels picks Tyler up and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Michaels runs into him in the corner and gives him a clothesline. He begins to kick a mud hole in Tyler's gut. He picks Tyler up a whips him to the opposite corner. Tyler bounces off the corner and gives Michaels a clothesline. Tyler mounts down of Michaels and begins to punch his head. After seven punches the ref pulls Tyler off of Michaels to a little pop from crowd. Tyler shoves back at the ref drawing boos. The ref and Tyler have some words, until Michaels rises up and hits a big clothesline to the back of the head of Tyler and send Tyler falling down on top of the ref. Michaels picks up Tyler in a body slam position, then drives the back of his neck into the mat, rolling him forward onto his shoulders. He goes for the pin. The ref is down!!!)

Randy Boggs: One... Two... Three... Four... Five.. Six.... C'mon ref, get up! He has this match won.

King Royce: Wow!! That move was amazing. I haven't heard what that move is called, but that could be a match decider right there.

(Bam is laughing in the outside and after about a 10 second cover Michaels leaves Tyler laying on the floor and goes to the ref and slaps the ref on the back of his head.)

Michaels: Get up, ref! You peace of crap.

King Royce: Well he certainly already knows how to talk in the gO.

Randy Boggs: That's for sure.

(Michaels goes back to Tyler and begins to kick at Tyler a few times. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes and follows up with an elbow smash to the gut. Cover. One... Two... Kick out. Michaels throws Tyler out of the ring. After Tyler circles the ring, he slides out of the ring with Tyler. He takes Tyler's arm and whips him into the barricade, but Tyler reverses it and send Michaels into barricade.)

Ref: One.... Two.... Three....

(Tyler takes Michaels and whips him into the steel steps. He takes Michaels head and slams his head on the announcers table five times.)

Randy Boggs: Get the hell out of here!

King Royce: Yeh, the ref is gonna count them out.

Ref: .... Four.... Five.... Six.....

(Tyler whips Michaels into the ring post and makes a little cut on his forehead. Michaels rolls into the ring.)

Ref: .... Seven... Eight.... Nine.. TE--

(Tyler rolls into the ring at the last second. He picks up Michaels and hit a suplex. Cover... One... Two... Thr---. Kick out!)

King Royce: That was too close. Poor counting by the referee.

(Tyler get Michaels up and whips him to the rope, but Tyler reverses it a follows up with an elbow to the face sending Tyler to the ground. Michaels runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a huge leg drop on Tyler. Cover... One... Two... Thre--. Kick out! Michaels hits an elbow to the chest of Tyler. Cover... One...... Two.... Th-- Kickout again!!)

Randy Boggs: What is it gonna take to keep this man down?

(Michaels picks up Tyler and hits a back suplex. He doesn't cover. He picks him back up and hits a perfect suplex. Still no cover. He picks up Tyler again and whips him to the turnbuckle. Tyler bounces off the turnbuckle and out of no where hits a huge clothesline and both men are down for good.)

King Royce: Holy Crap! Where did that come from? That was extraordinary, Unbelievable, horrendous!

Randy Boggs: For god sakes, King! Enough already. It was a big clothesline.

Ref: One.... Two.... Three.... Four.... Five....

(Both wrestler begin to show a little movement in their arms.)

Ref: Six.... Seven..... Eight.....

(Both wrestlers twist over and get to there knees.)

Ref: Nine.... Te--

(Both wrestlers get up, very wobbly, and start giving punches to each other. Michaels got the upper hand and whipped Tyler into the turnbuckle. Michaels began kicking at Tyler in the ring for several seconds until Tyler collapses in the center of the ring. Cover. One..... Two..... Thre--!  The ref got pulled out of the ring by Bam.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell is he doing?

(Bam grabs the ref's collar and punches him in the head. Bam laughs. Michaels leaves the ring and goes to where Bam is standing. Michaels attacks Bam and clotheslines Bam over the barricade.)

Randy Boggs: Hell yeh, you show him Josh.

King Royce: Michaels already know how to act in the gO already also.

(Before  Michaels goes back in the ring he helps the ref get back in the ring. When Michaels gets in the ring, he sets up next to Tyler, waiting to hit his finishing move as the crowd begins to cheer slightly.)

Randy Boggs: This is it!

King Royce: Would you please. It's just a match. Nothing special is happening.

Randy Boggs: Umm, he debuting and this is his first match here. He's about to win.

King Royce: Oh, I forgot!? Crap. This is huge, if Michaels can hit this Rock Bottom like maneuver, he'll have the match and his first ever victory on his first ever match.

(Tyler get up and Bam! Michaels hit a devastating suplex that is similar to the Rock Bottom, but more painful. Cover..... One..... Two......... THREE!!!)

Randy Boggs: He on. I don't believe it. He beat Tyler Hendrix and won his first match ever. Good for him.

King Royce: Yeh, good for him. Now he has learned the basics of winning a basic match. Now he has to learn how to win a match that is more difficult.

Announcer: The winner of this match......

(The ref is yelling for the announcer to stop. The announcer walks over and discusses something with the ref as we see Tyler's foot on the bottom rope. The announcer steps back as the ref walks over to Michaels.)

Announcer: The ref has informed me that Tyler's foot was on the bottom rope during that pinfall, therefore the 1-2-3 has been negated. So this match must continue!!

(The crowd boos as Michaels is extremely upset. He's yelling at the ref when Tyler hits him in the back of the head with a steel chair, knocking him into the ref! Tyler heads up top as Michaels lays on the ground. Five-Star Frog Splash from Tyler!!! The ref slowly crawls over. 1..... 2..... 3!!)

Randy Boggs: What a crock of shit!

King Royce: YES! Tyler won!!!

(Tyler picks up the steel chair after the match and starts to brutalize Michaels with the steel chair. Several chairshots to Michaels when "Down With the Sickness" hits and Tyler heads to the back with the chair in hand and the crowd booing him mercilessly.)

Fox, Floyd Fox
(by Justin)

(The scene switches to the back of the arena in a hallway where there are numerous stagehands and workers hanging around, doing their duties.  The Butcher comes from around a corner, followed by the man we saw last week from Armageddon Athletics, Floyd Fox.  Fox is dressed to a tee in an Italian 3-piece suit, but he looks anything but smooth as he follows the Butcher, talking to him.)

Butcher:  Look, Fox, I'm a busy man.  There are other things I need to take care of here tonight.  We are trying to put on a wrestling show, afterall.

Fox:  I know, I know, Mr. Butcher, but if you could just hear me out.

Butcher:  I don't really need to hear anymore.  When I agreed to allow Remy Resnick into the gO, you made no mention of him being in jail.

(As The Butcher talks, he continues down the hallway at a brisk pace, obviously with other things on his mind.)

Fox:  It's a minor detail.

Butcher:  Minor detail?  You're already becoming a bigger problem thatn I need right now, so I'm afraid we're going to have to pass.

Fox:  Pass?  You can't pass on this opportunity.

Butcher:  Whose opportunity?  Remy's?  Yours?  Certainly not mine.  I mean, really, you expect us to send our people over to Turkmenistan and convince their government to let him out of jail early just to wrestle?

Fox:  Alright...How about this?  You say no, and I'll leave you alone.

(The Butcher stops walking and gives Floyd his undivided attention, with the hopes of ridding himself of the annoying man for good.)

Butcher:  Alright, let me hear it... and make it quick.

Fox:  How about I take care of getting him out of jail and getting him to the United States and all you have to do is pay him the federation minimum...

(The Butcher looks less than enthused with this offer.  Floyd notices this and decides to offer more.)

Fox:  ...and, and you give him a probationary period where if you're not impressed with him, you can terminate the contract with him and you'll have have to look at me again.

(Butcher thinks about this one for a moment before responding.)

Butcher:  Alright, I guess we really don't have much to lose on this... I'll give it a shot.  But no more big surprises.  I don't want to find out that he's really an alien or that he's the devil.  No more surprises.

Fox:  You got it.  No more surprises.

Butcher:  Just as an aside...what's he in jail for?

Fox:  Nothing too major... just murder.

Butcher:  Oh Christ.

(Butcher just slaps his forhead and walks away shaking his head, leaving Floyd behind with a big smile on his face that turns to a pensive look.)

Fox:  Now... How the hell am I going to get him out of jail without gO's help?

So Much For Teamwork
(by Dupin)

(The cameras cut to the backstage area where Tyler Hendrix is seen walking around with the steel chair still in his hand. He's shouting out for Sean Casey, but is not getting a reply from anyone. He continues around, when he runs into Jiraiya, who's heading out for his match. Jiraiya nods and walks past Tyler. Tyler quickly stops and turns back following Jiraiya. Tyler taps Jiraiya on the shoulder, making him turn around. Tyler then blasts Jiraiya in the face with the steel chair! Jiraiya falls flat on his back as Tyler stands over him and starts to ram the end of the chair into his stomach. Tyler stops his assault as Jiraiya curls up holding his stomach. Tyler picks up Jiraiya's OMEGA Championship and leans down next to his face.)

Tyler Hendrix: You see this!? You see this belt!? It's mine, Jiraiya! It's MINE!

(Tyler slams the belt onto Jiraiya's stomach before storming off continuing to call after Sean Casey. As he does we fade out to another part of the backstage area.)

Marshmellows Anyone?
(by Nate w/ slight editing by Dupin)

(paYne is walking down the hallway towards his locker room at the end of the hall. He's still really excited about teaming up with Cody and Tomorrow Man later tonight. He stops just in front of the door and looks at his GHC Championship and kisses it before reaching for the door knob. As he goes to touch the knob, and he notices smoke flowing from under his door. He taps the knob and pulls it back from the heat of it. He grabs his shirt and puts it over his hand, and opens the door. Inside, his clothes are burning on the floor. And there something burning on the wall. paYne gasps as the camera gets a good view of it. It spells out "N.D." as paYne stands there staring. Something then goes off in his miniscule brain and he reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a marshmellow and a toothpick and sits down next to the fire burning up his locker room as we fade out.)

Waiting For Cody
(by Dupin)

(We head somewhere ELSE backstage and see Denise Lopez just outside of Cody and Tomorrow Man's locker room. She pulls out her compact and checks her makeup then primps her hair before knocking. She quickly pushes up her breasts and pulls up her skirt a little bit more, but the knock receives no answer. She knocks again but still gets no answer.)

Denise Lopez: Cody! Cody, are you in there?

(Her call gets not an answer but silence. She stomps her foot but then grabs the knob and turns it. She peers inside and sees nothing but their gym bags. She shrugs her shoulders and walks on in, making herself at home by sitting down on the couch.)

Denise Lopez: I'll just wait right here until Cody gets back.

(Denise picks up a carrot from the vegetable/fruit tray on the coffee table and chomps on it as the same dark figure with white eyes appears behind her at the door. The figure looks in from the crack in the door as we fade out.)

No DQ OMEGA Championship Match
Jiraiya(c) vs. Angelica Dawson, No DQ OMEGA Championship Match
(by Dupin)

(The fans are starting to get restless as they await some more in-ring action. Sure, the backstage scenes are good and entertaining, and get you hooked on what's going to happen next, but this isn't a movie, it's a wrestling show, and these people want some damn wrestling. So when they hear "Push It" by Static X hit they all jump to their feet and begin to cheer. Well, all that's left anyway. There's about seven hundred fifty people left. Yes, a lot of people have left. But the one's who stayed are going to enjoy this next match up. Dawson's cheers, mostly from men, quickly turn to boos as they remember her antics after the time limit draw last week. A sign in the crowd says, "Dawson, where's the sportsmanship?". How true.)

Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and is a no disqualification match for the OMEGA Championship! Introducing first, the challenger..... ANGELICA DAAAAAWSOOOOON!!!

(Angelica steps through the ropes and blows a kiss to the crowd, drawing more boos, save for the net geeks who love her. They all act as if the kiss was for them and catch it in the air before putting it in their pocket for later use. Dawson paces around the ring waiting for her opponent, the man she feels she should have beaten last week. And then it hits. It? Oh, "Land of the Rising Sun", sorry. Yeah, that's the music that hits and he gets a few cheers, but boos, too since he's apart of New Dynasty. He doesn't look in the best shape after the attack from Tyler, but he has his game face on.)

Announcer: And her opponent, the OMEGA Champion... JIRAAAAIYAAAAA!!!

(Jiraiya stops and looks out at the crowd who still gives him a mixed reaction. He then steps through the ropes and Dawson pounces on him and the ref calls for the bell. She gives him forearm shots to the back as he's only half-way in. Dawson pulls Jiraiya into the ring and whips him to the ropes. Dawson with a hurricanrana on Jiraiya! 1... 2... kick out! Jiraiya rolls out of the ring to catch his breath and regain his composure. Dawson with a pescado out of the ring but Jiraiya takes a step to the side and Dawson splats on the ground. Jiraiya removes his OMEGA Championship and lays it in the corner. He lifts up Dawson and gives her a knife-edged chop across the chest. Another one gets a big "Whoo!" from the crowd before he rolls her back in.)

Randy Boggs: Hey! We finally get to talk again!

King Royce: Thank god! I thought we may have been fired but no one was going to tell us.

Randy Boggs: That would have sucked.

(Jiraiya slides into the ring as Dawson gets onto her knees. Jiraiya kicks her in the stomach then gives her a hard right to the face. She falls forward against Jiraiya's leg and he lifts her up by her hair. Knife-edged chop by Jiraiya leads to an irish whip. Dawson ducks his clothesline and comes back with a crossbody. Jiraiya rolls through! 1... 2... kick out. Jiraiya pulls Dawson up and whips her into the corner. Jiraiya with a handspring elbow! No, Dawson moved! Jiraiya stumbles out as Dawson jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Jiraiya turns around and Dawson leaps off for the Random Violence(diamond dust), but Jiraiya somersaults forward. Dawson lands on her feet and Jiraiya leaps up while screaming "BANZAI!". Banzai Drop(reverse hurricanrana) attempt by Jiraiya, but Dawson holds onto the ropes. Jiraiya spins around on her shoulders and hurricanranas Dawson out of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya seems one step ahead of Dawson in the early going.

King Royce: Well, he did prepare more than she did for this match.

(Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and whips her into the ring steps. She bounces off and Jiraiya knees her in the stomach and hiptosses her against the guardrail. Jiraiya starts to stomp on the upside-down Dawson. The ref exits the ring and orders Jiraiya to get it back inside. Jiraiya rolls Dawson in and heads to the top turnbuckle. Missle dropkick by the OMEGA Champ! 1... 2... kick out! Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and whips her to the ropes. Dawson reverses and Jiraiya comes back with a handspring elbow! Jiraiya runs to the ropes and hits a rolling senton! Standing moonsault by Jiraiya! 1... 2.... thr... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya is just totalling dominating Dawson right now.

King Royce: There's no way they can team together later after this match.

(Jiraiya picks up Dawson and nails a few more knife-edged chops before sending her into the corner. Jiraiya follows in with a somersault kick! Dawson staggers out of the corner and Jiraiya kicks her in the chest, then in the back, then in the gut to double her over. Another kick to the back puts her on her knees, then one more to her chest uprights her, but she ducks one going for her head. Dawson with a fireman's carry on Jiraiya then runs to the ropes. She springboards off the second rope and hits a moonsault on the standing Jiraiya!)

Randy Boggs: Here she comes!

King Royce: WHAT!?

(Dawson whips Jiraiya into the corner and follows in with a clothesline. Dawson climbs up onto the second rope and grabs Jiraiya's head. It seems as if she's going for a tornado DDT, but Jiraiya gets free and kicks her in the stomach after springboarding off the bottom rope. Dawson is doubled over and Jiraiya kicks at her again, but she catches it. Jiraiya is able to springboard up again and give Dawson an enziguri knocking her over the top rope and to the floor. Jiraiya runs to the ropes, bounces off, does a handspring elbow and leaps over the top rope with a moonsault onto Dawson!)

Randy Boggs: Wow!

King Royce: This is just a display for Jiraiya's talents, Randy.

(Jiraiya pulls himself up by the guardrail then lifts Dawson up by her hair. Jiraiya hits her with a hard right, then a knife-edged chop. Dawson is sent onto the announce table, and her head lands in Royce's lap, making him a very happy man. Jiraiya climbs onto the table and pulls Dawson up, much to Royce's dismay. Jiraiya knees her in the stomach and puts her head between his legs. Jiraiya lifts her up for a powerbomb but she slips free and pulls Jiraiya's head down for a face jam onto the table! It doesn't break! Dawson turns over onto her hands and knees and starts to rub her buttocks, having hit the corner of a monitor. Jiraiya is still face down as Royce reaches out and rubs Dawson's ass. Dawson turns to Royce and he quickly points over at Boggs who is lifting Jiraiya's foot from his crotch.)

King Royce: *whispering* It was him.

(Dawson grabs Boggs and gives him a big kiss. King then grabs her shoulder and says it was him with a big grin on his face. He puckers up and she slaps him one, knocking him out of his seat. Dawson then grabs Jiraiya and lifts him up. DDT onto the table! It STILL doesn't break! Dawson rolls off the table and jumps up onto the apron. She climbs up onto the top turnbuckle as the fans start to buzz. Dawson leaps off for the Painful Reminder(somersault senton) from the top! She lands on Jiraiya, sending them both crashing through the table!)

Randy Boggs: Oh my god! Dawson and Jiraiya are broken in half!!

King Royce: Oh my god! Dawson kissed you, you lucky bastard!

(Both Dawson and Jiraiya are out as the ref checks on them. Dawson starts to move and rolls away from the rubble. She grabs Jiraiya's arm and pulls him off and covers him on the outside. As she does the ring crew replaces the announce table. 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!! Dawson can't believe it. She picks up Jiraiya and rolls him back into the ring. Dawson grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides into the ring with it. Jiraiya staggers to his feet and starts to stumble around the ring. Dawson tosses the chair at him and he catches it. She goes for a spin kick, but Jiraiya ducks. "BANZAI!" he yells and he hits the Banzai Drop!!!! But he's too out of it to make the cover.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya hit his move, but he can't make the cover.

King Royce: Sucks to be him.

(Jiraiya starts to move and pushes himself onto his knees. He rolls over and gets the lateral press on Dawson. 1...... 2.... THRE... Dawson gets her foot onto the bottom rope! Jiraiya just rolls off and onto his back before pulling himself up. Jiraiya stumbles around before grabbing her by the hair and lifting her up. Hard knife-edged chop by Jiraiya before he sends her to the ropes. Leg lariat by Jiraiya! Dawson back up and Jiraiya hits a clothesline. She's back up but gets taken back down with a flying forearm. Dawson staggers onto her feet and Jiraiya kicks at her. She catches his leg and he goes for the enziguri, but Dawson ducks! Dawson pulls Jiraiya up in a waistlock and hits the german suplex!! 1.... 2..... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is starting to pick up some steam again.

King Royce: She may have him this time, Randy.

(Dawson pulls Jiraiya up onto his feet and connects with her own knife-edged chops. Irish whip and Dawson gets the back body drop. Clothesline by Dawson! Spinning heel kick by the challenger! Dawson whips Jiraiya into the corner and hits her own handspring elbow! Dawson pulls Jiraiya to the corner as she climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Tornado DDT by Dawson!!!! 1..... 2..... thre... kick out!!!! Dawson slaps the mat and pulls Jiraiya off the canvas again. More chops by Dawson then whips the champ to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline and hits a crossbody on the return. Dawson rolls through! 1... 2.... kick out!! Both back up and Dawson misses a clothesline. BANZAI Drop, no Dawson holds onto his legs! Jiraiya with a victory roll instead! No, Dawson blocks that and puts her knees onto his shoulders! 1... 2.... thre.... KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! What wrestling!

King Royce: Very nice! These are two equal opponents.

(Jiraiya and Dawson both get onto their feet. Falling Grace(superkick) by Dawson! Jiraiya catches her foot. He spins her around and goes for the BANZAI Drop again! Electric Chair Drop to counter by Dawson! Dawson kips up and warms up the band. Jiraiya gets to his feet. Falling Grace by Dawson!! 1.... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!! Dawson quickly runs to the corner and jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Random Violence on Jiraiya once he gets to his feet!!! 1...... 2...... THRE.... Foot on the bottom rope by Jiraiya!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Amazing!

King Royce: He's the champ for a reason.

(Dawson is growing frustrated and starts to pound on Jiraiya's head before grabbing a steel chair. Dawson pounds the mat with the chair waiting for Jiraiya to get to his feet. He's on his hands and knees as Dawson is just waiting. Somersault kick by Jiraiya and he knocks the chair out of her hands. Jiraiya is on his feet and Dawson knees him in the stomach and hits the Implant DDT!!!!!!! She tries to lock on the rings of saturn to the complete the Death from Above, but the DDT's impact sent Jiraiya rolling out of the ring. Dawson slides out and continues to pound on Jiraiya before rolling him back into the ring. Dawson with a slingshot leg drop back in. Dawson doesn't go for the cover, but rather lays the chair onto Jiraiya's head. Dawson heads back out onto the apron and attempts another slingshot legdrop! Jiraiya moves, but leaves the chair there, causing Dawson to legdrop the chair!)

Randy Boggs: What a counter!

King Royce: I'll rub it for ya, baby!!!

(Dawson rolls over onto her side, but kinda leaning where she's almost on her chest. Jiraiya stumbles over and gets the La Majistral cradle!!!! 1..... 2.... THRE.. KICK OUT!!! Jiraiya rolls out onto the apron and waits for Dawson to get up. She finally does and Jiraiya jumps to the top rope and springboards back in with a dragonrana! Dawson counters with a Ligerbomb!! Dawson and Jiraiya are down!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Wow!

King Royce: Can't you say anything more boring? It's just a bunch of small comments that one could make at home. You're supposed to provide insight!

Randy Boggs: Sorry, but I did get a kiss from Dawson and you didn't, so shut up.

King Royce: I hate you.

(Dawson rolls over and lays a hand across Jiraiya's stomach. 1..... 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!! Dawson pushes herself up as Jiraiya is on his hands and knees. Dawson climbs to the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd as Jiraiya stumbles into the ropes. Dawson crotches herself on top and Jiraiya sees this as his opportunity. Jiraiya jumps to the top rope and hits a top rope Banzai Drop!!!!! Dawson lands on her feet!!! She rushes at Jiraiya who snaps off a regular hurricanrana!!! 1.... 2...... 3!! Dawson kicks out a second too late!!!!!)

Announcer: The winner of this match and STILL OMEGA Champion... JIRAAAAIYAAAAA!!!!!

Randy Boggs: He pulled that one out of his ass, didn't he?

King Royce: She should have just hit him with a quick, high-impact move instead of going up top for a big risky move. It's her own fault.

Randy Boggs: I would have to agree, but she's kinda out of it after the surprising hurricanrana that did her in.

("Land of the Rising Son" starts to play as the ref raises Jiraiya's hand in victory and lays the belt across his chest as he lays on the ground, looking upward. Jiraiya leans up and looks out as some of the fans are actually cheering him, or at least cheering the match. Jiraiya gets up and holds up one arm to the crowd as he leans in the corner to catch his breath.)

Randy Boggs: What a performance by both individuals here tonight.

King Royce: Yeah, but their night is not done. They will have to team up later tonight in the main event. That should be very interesting.

Randy Boggs: VERY interesting.

(Jiraiya continues to celebrate his victory when Dawson gets onto her feet. She stands in the middle of the ring when Jiraiya turns around. She holds out her hand as the fans instantly begin to shout for him to not accept her hand. Jiraiya thinks it over a bit, then actually shakes her hand. She goes to walk away, but he pulls her back. He just gives her a glare, then lets her go free.)

Randy Boggs: What sportsmanship!

King Royce: I hate it. I absolutely hate it.

There He Is
(by Dupin)

(The cameras cut to the backstage area when the back doors fling open. In walks "Live~Wire" Sean Casey with his gym bag over his shoulder. He looks confident and ready to fight as he heads down the hallway. Sean is stopped by Max Winters, though, as he goes to get a bottle of water.)

Max Winters: Sean, the Commissioner wants to see you in his office.

Sean Casey: Yeah? Well, tell him I'll be there in a few minutes. I've got to get ready....

Max Winters: He wants to see you NOW.

Sean Casey: Alright, fine. I'll go see the old bastard now. Jesus, can't a man get a few moments peace?

(Sean walks off as Max Winters shakes his head.)

Max Winters: Egomanical bastard.

(Max then heads off as the cameras shift to another part of the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center.)

That's Not Nice
(by Dupin)

(Tyler is still stalking the hallways in search of Casey, but hasn't had any luck. Obviously, since Sean just showed up. Tyler is still carrying around the steel chair, when Brooklyn comes around the corner. He stops Tyler and doesn't look too happy.)

Brooklyn: What are you doing? You took out Jiraiya.

Tyler Hendrix: Get out of my way, man. I'm looking for Casey.

(Tyler tries to push past Brooklyn, but Brooklyn stops him.)

Brooklyn: I don't think so, buddy. You're going to tell me why you attacked a fellow member of the New Dynasty. Aren't you apart of the team anymore, Tyler?

Tyler Hendrix: Of course I am. Jiraiya was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's all. I'll apologize after I find Casey.

Brooklyn: That doesn't explain you saying the OMEGA Title was yours. Are you thinking of challenging Jiraiya to a match?

Tyler Hendrix: What would be so wrong about that?

Brooklyn: Nothing except it might break up our group.

Tyler Hendrix: What group? You...

Brooklyn: What group!? WHAT GROUP!? The group that took you in when nobody else wanted you to even be apart of this federation! The group who will watch your back no matter what! The group that...

(Tyler just turns to walk off but Brooklyn grabs him and turns him around. Tyler, all in one motion, bashes Brooklyn in the forehead as he spins around. Tyler rams the chair into Brooklyn's throat repeatedly, before stopping. Brooklyn is having trouble breathing as he rolls on the ground.)

Tyler Hendrix: It's goddamn time you shut your fuckin' mouth. Maybe that will keep it shut forever.

(Tyler then heads off shouting for Sean as the scene fades out.)

Trashed
(by Nate w/ slight editing by Dupin)

(As we go somewhere else inside the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center - big place isn't it? - we see the Hall of Fame tag team, A Tendency 2 Start Fires walking down a hallway.)

Cody: So, we're teaming with paYne?

Tomorrow Man: That's what Butch says. I guess he was convinced by paYne to change it.

Cody: Well, we are his idols, so it makes sense.

(They then come up on their locker room and walk in. The look around, and looks like their room has been vandalized. Then they pick up the clothes and hold them up. They are slashed, and cut. Their bags are the same way. They throw their bags down on the ground angrily, and looks at the wall. You can see "N.D." carved into the wall. Then Tomorrow Man slaps Cody on the arm and points over to the overturned couch. Cody rushes over and sees it.)

Cody: NO!

(Laying there is Denise Lopez, who is bleeding from her forehead. She isn't moving at all as Cody picks her up. Tomorrow Man grabs his cellphone and calls for an ambulance. Cody holds Denise in his arms as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: Whoever did this also burned up paYne's room. There's going to be hell to pay!

King Royce: They hit Denise! THEY HIT DENISE! BASTARDS!!!!!

SEMI-MAIN EVENT
Brooklyn(co-c) vs. Frostie
(by Dupin)

(The fans are anxiously awaiting the next match and don't have to wait much longer as "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 begins to play. The fans instantly begin to boo as Frostie makes his way out onto the catwalk. Sure, there are a few net geeks cheering him on, but other than that the fans hate him. They can't wait for paYne to beat his ass. Anyway, Frostie is walking down towards the ring and looks ready to kill someone. Probably IS ready to kill someone.)

Announcer: Ladies and gents, the following is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first.... FROOOSTIEEEEE!!

(Frostie calmly steps through the ropes as the fans continue to boo him. Frostie heads over into his corner and just waits. "#1" by Nelly hits next as the fans boo even louder. This doesn't please Frostie as he quickly slides out of the ring. Brooklyn walks through the curtains and heads towards the ring. Brooklyn is holding his throat though, so he isn't too happy.)

Announcer: And his opponent, he is one-half of the GHC Tag Team Champions... BROOOOOOOKLYN!!!!!!

(Brooklyn soaks in all the boos as he isn't paying Frostie any attention. He should be, because Frostie has a steel chair. Brooklyn enters the ring and heads to the corner. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air drawing more boos. Brooklyn then jumps down and turns around. Frostie pastes him with the steel chair! Brooklyn goes down and Frostie begins to choke down his stablemate with the chair. The ref pulls Frostie off and almost gets hit himself. Frostie begins to clobber Brooklyn with the steel chair before the ref yanks it away from him. Frostie gets in the ref's face as Brooklyn rolls to the outside in a lot of pain.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie jumped the gun here and really took it to Brooklyn with that chair.

King Royce: I just wonder how well Brooklyn's going to do with that serious throat injury. He probably can't talk, much less breath properly.

(Frostie walks away from the ref and jumps to the outside. Brooklyn is leaning against the railing when Frostie jumps over the railing and slams Brooklyn down across it throat-first. Brooklyn falls back onto his back holding his throat. Frostie jumps onto the guardrail and leg drops him across the throat. The ref is ordering Frostie to get it into the ring, but he's not listening. The match hasn't started yet so Frostie picks up the ring bell and jams it into Brooklyn's throat. Frostie mounts Brooklyn and begins to choke him with the bell. The ref tries to pull Frostie off, but it only results in Frostie threatening the ref. Frostie picks up Brooklyn and rams him into the ring post, then jams the bell into the back of his neck.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is trying to break Brooklyn's esphogaus.

King Royce: Cool.

(Frostie grabs a steel chair and places it against Brooklyn's throat, then slams the chair on the ground, causing it to get Brooklyn in the throat. Brooklyn falls down holding his throat and spitting up while having problems breathing. Frostie stomps on Brooklyn's throat then starts to choke him with his boot. Frostie grabs a cord off the floor and wraps it around Brooklyn's throat. Brooklyn is being choked to death as the ref pulls Frostie off. Frostie threatens the ref again then tosses Brooklyn into the railing beside the announce table. Frostie grabs a steel chair and blasts Brooklyn in the back!)

Randy Boggs: I sure hope they get away from here, I don't like them this close.

King Royce: Hey! Maybe one of them will kiss you like Dawson did!

(Frostie puts the chair against Brooklyn's throat again, but before he can do anything Brooklyn kicks him low! Brooklyn kicks him low again and nails him on top of the head with the steel chair. Brooklyn falls back against the railing as Frostie rolls near the ring apron. Brooklyn is still having trouble breathing as Frostie pulls out a monkey wrench. Frostie charges at Brooklyn, but Brooklyn drop toe holds him into the railing. Brooklyn staggers over to the ring and rolls in before laying in the corner trying to breath. Frostie gets to his feet and slides into the ring to officially start the match.)

Randy Boggs: Here we go! It's officially starting now!

King Royce: Go Frostie! Go Brooklyn! OK, I don't care who wins, just beat the piss out of each other!

(Brooklyn pulls himself up in the corner and Frostie kicks him in the stomach. Right hands by Frostie before whipping him across the ring. Brooklyn reverses and Frostie goes into the corner. Brooklyn misses the clothesline. Frostie scoops up Brooklyn and drops him throat first across the top rope! Brooklyn rolls on the ground but a leg drop by Frostie stops that. Frostie pulls Brooklyn to his feet and gives him an elbow smash to the throat. European uppercut by Frostie! Another one by Frostie. Frostie goes for a third one, but Brooklyn counters and gets the backslide. 1.... 2... kick out! Frostie dropkicks Brooklyn in the face!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn almost snuck out a win right there.

King Royce: He may have paYne's number, but thanks to Tyler's earlier attack, he doesn't have Frostie's.

(Frostie picks up Brooklyn and backs him into the corner. Frostie begins to choke Brooklyn but breaks after a four count. Frostie then puts his foot into Brooklyn's throat but is forced to break after another four count. Frostie has some words for the ref, then knees Brooklyn in the gut. Front facelock by Frostie as he chokes out and wears down one-half of the GHC Tag Team Champs. Frostie is really wrenching at the hold and Brooklyn is down to one knee. The fans aren't really into this, as they don't really like either guy. Heel vs. heel matches DON'T WORK!)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is wearing down Brooklyn now. Smart move.

King Royce: That's why he's getting the GHC Title shot at 2 Days in Hell.

(Brooklyn starts to fight back and punches Frostie in the gut to break. He tries to run to the ropes but Frostie grabs his hair and pulls him back for a DDT! Frostie turns Brooklyn over and slams his knee into Brooklyn's throat and chokes him. A four count later and Frostie releases. Frostie pulls Brooklyn onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Brooklyn ducks the clothesline but runs right into a flapjack and Brooklyn's throat comes down across the top rope! Frostie with a dragon sleeper on Brooklyn!)

Randy Boggs: Frostie has this one in the bag, King!

King Royce: It sure seems that way! That Tyler attack did more damage than we all thought.

(Brooklyn is slowly fading away as Frostie locks the hold on tighter and tighter. Frostie wraps his legs around Brooklyn to prevent him from going anywhere. It's all but over. Brooklyn is going to have to tap. No, he's starting to shake. Brooklyn is coming to life. He starts to elbow Frostie in the ribs repeatedly. After about twelve he gets free of the hold and rolls over onto his stomach. Frostie holds his ribs but is quick on his feet. He mounts Brooklyn's back and locks on the camel clutch!)

Randy Boggs: Submission after submission. One of these is going to do Brooklyn in.

King Royce: Yeah, the human body can only take so much. And the throat isn't the strongest part of your body.

(Frostie is really pulling on his neck and actually is using his forearm across the neck instead of just your locked hands. Brooklyn's arm is shaking again. Give that man something for that! Brooklyn starts to get up. He's on his knees, and now on his feet. Frostie is still hanging on and Brooklyn just falls back, splattering Frostie underneath him! Brooklyn rolls off and into the corner as Frostie just lays flat on the ground. The ref begins to count both men down. 1....... 2..... 3....... 4......... 5...... Frostie is starting to move....... 6....... 7...... Brooklyn is holding onto the second rope..... 8...... 9...... Frostie is on his knees...... TE.... Brooklyn and Frostie are both up.)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one!

King Royce: They almost suffered the same fate as paYne and Brooklyn did last week.

(Frostie goes at Brooklyn and gets nailed with a hard right. Frostie comes back with one of his own, but Brooklyn blocks and nails him with another one. One more by Brooklyn and he has Frostie reeling. Brooklyn whips Frostie to the ropes and hits the back body drop. Frostie is back up and Brooklyn hits the clothesline. Frostie up on his feet quickly and Brooklyn hits a back elbow. Frostie rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Brooklyn clothesline Frostie to the outside. Brooklyn leans against the ropes, holding his throat as Frostie lays against the announce table.)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn with the comeback but he can't fully capitalize just yet.

King Royce: Well, Frostie has done a number on Brooklyn's throat, so he's having trouble breathing.

(Frostie pulls himself up against the table as Brooklyn flies out of the ring and nails Frostie with a suicide dive! Frostie goes sprawling over the table and into King's lap. Brooklyn is slow to his feet but once he does he pulls Frostie out of King's lap and rams him against the railing. Brooklyn scoops up Frostie and drops HIM throat-first onto the guardrail. Brooklyn rams his forearm into Frostie's throat. Brooklyn tosses Frostie back into the ring and heads up top. Flying elbow to Frostie's throat!!!! 1...... 2..... kick out! Brooklyn pulls Frostie to the ropes and lays him across the ropes and begins to choke him. He breaks after a four count.)

Randy Boggs: What goes around comes around.

King Royce: Yes it does.

(Brooklyn tosses Frostie into the corner and nails him with several back elbows before whipping him across the ring. Brooklyn follows in with a big clothesline. Frostie staggers out and gets gorilla press slammed! Brooklyn waits for Frostie to get up and goes for the Long Island Sound(superkick to ear)! Frostie sidesteps him at the last second. Brooklyn turns back around and Frostie hits his own superkick to Brooklyn's throat out of desperation! Both men are down!)

Randy Boggs: That's not going to be good for Brooklyn's throat?

King Royce: If things get any worse, it may be Bronx defending the GHC Tag Team Titles against Cody and Tomorrow Man all by himself at 2 Days in Hell.

(The ref stands between the two fallen competitors and begins his count. 1....... 2....... 3...... 4...... 5...... 6...... 7...... 8...... 9..... TE... Frostie covers Brooklyn! 1..... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!! Frostie rolls off and stands in the corner. Brooklyn pushes himself up and Frostie goes for another superkick. Brooklyn ducks and goes for the Long Island Sound again! Frostie ducks it! Frostie goes for ANOTHER superkick by Brooklyn catches his leg! Brooklyn spins him around and grabs him by the throat! Frostie drives his forearm into Brooklyn's throat to stop the chokeslam. Frostie with a reverse uranage suplex! 1.... 2..... THR... KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close call for Brooklyn after all the counter wrestling!

King Royce: Just awesome action, Randy.

(Frostie is standing and waiting for Brooklyn to get to his feet. Brooklyn grabs ahold of the ropes and pulls himself up. He staggers backwards and Frostie locks on the Glacier Grasp(katijhme)!!! Brooklyn quickly rushes backwards and rams Frostie into the corner. He doesn't lose his grip! Brooklyn does it again and Frostie lets go. Brooklyn turns around and Frostie hits the Icebreaker(reverse diamond dust) off the second turnbuckle! 1..... 2.... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!!!! Frostie slaps the canvas in anger and has some words for the referee.)

Randy Boggs: Another nearfall for Frostie.

King Royce: Man, if Frostie can do this to Brooklyn and Brooklyn can do what he does to paYne, that means paYne is in deep shit come the PPV.

(Frostie pulls Brooklyn up onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Frostie knees Brooklyn in the gut then runs to the ropes. He springboards off the middle turnbuckle and goes for a DDT on the way down to complete the Time Freeze DDT! Brooklyn blocks the DDT, causing Frostie to fall flat on his back. Brooklyn slingshots Frostie into the corner then hammers him from behind with a big lariat! Brooklyn pulls Frostie up and hits a wicked release german suplex!!!! 1..... 2..... THR.. KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, Brooklyn is starting to pick up some steam.

King Royce: Frostie might be in some trouble.

(Brooklyn picks up Frostie and piledrives him onto the canvas! 1.... 2..... KICK OUT!!! Brooklyn quickly pulls Frostie back up and hits him with a big powerbomb! 1... 2...... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.9999!!! Another big powerbomb by Brooklyn! 2.9999999!!!!! RUNNING LIGERBOMB!!!!! 2.99999999!!!! Brooklyn picks up Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Lariat by Brooklyn!!!!! 1...... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!! Brooklyn brings Frostie up onto his feet and whips him to the ropes again. Powerslam by Brooklyn!!! He runs to the ropes and hits springboard moonsault!! 1....... 2....... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! 2.99999999999!!!!! Brooklyn says it's over as he lifts Frostie up to his feet. Frostie is almost dead weight as Brooklyn lifts Frostie up for the Brooklyn Bridge(torture rack)!!!!! The ref is asking Frostie, but he's not giving him. Brooklyn is really wrenching the hold.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is going to have to tap after that huge onslaught by Brooklyn!

King Royce: Just tap so you can live to see another day Frostie! TAAAAP!!!

(Brooklyn is jumping up and down as he really pulls on the hold. Frostie isn't giving up though. Suddenly through the crowd runs two masked men. They slide into the ring and wave at Brooklyn. It's the Japanese Jalopies! Brooklyn drops Frostie and runs after them. They step out of the ring.)

El Tigre: You can't touch us, remember? You touch us, you are stripped of the titles.

Randy Boggs: That's gotta be A Tendency 2 Start Fires under there then! It has to be!

King Royce: I would have to agree.

(Brooklyn points at the Jalopies, but he can't say anything to them to do his throat damage. The Jalopies keep walking up to the ropes and teasing Brooklyn as the ref tries to get them away. Brooklyn just gives them each the finger and turns around. Frostie with a low blow!! FROST-BYTE(Crippler Crossface) in the center of the ring!!!!!! Frostie, who's kinda weak has it locked on tightly. The ref turns back around and gets on the ground to see if Brooklyn wants to give it up. Brooklyn, however, is not having any of that and starts to inch to the ropes. He makes them! Frostie pulls him away and back to the center of the ring! He locks it on again, this time he is pulling back on his throat instead of his face/chin.)

Randy Boggs: My god! He's going to kill Brooklyn!!!

King Royce: Just tap ya bastard!

(Brooklyn isn't tapping. He's waving the ref off each time he asks. Frostie is pulling back hard on the hold as Brooklyn is almost in a vertical position. Suddenly Brooklyn just goes limp. Frostie continues to pull back on the hold as the ref checks Brooklyn. His arm is limp and he isn't moving at all. The ref calls for the bell as Frostie won't release the hold. He releases after a four count so that his victory isn't overturned.)

Announcer: The winner of this match..... FROOOSTIEEEEE!!

Randy Boggs: My god! Frostie just beat Brooklyn!

King Royce: But he didn't tap or say he gave, Randy. He just passed out.

("Fat Lip" starts to play as Frostie just stares down at the lifeless Brooklyn on the mat. The ref is checking on him as Frostie just slowly starts to walk backwards. Brooklyn isn't moving in the ring as the ref calls for medical help.)

Randy Boggs: This doesn't look good for Brooklyn.

King Royce: The New Dynasty is crumbling right before us, Randy.

Randy Boggs: You may be right, King, you may be right.

(Medics come rushing down the catwalk with a stretcher as we fade to another portion of the Paul Bailey Pizzitola Memorial Sports Center.)

Who Do You Think You Are?
(by Dupin)

(We cut backstage where Sean Casey casually making his way to the Commissioner's office. He reaches the door and goes to knock but the door swings open. Standing there is The Butcher who doesn't look too please.)

Sean Casey: What?

The Butcher: Get your ass in here... NOW!

(Sean steps in as Butcher closes the door behind him. The Butcher pushes Sean into a chair and stands in front of him.)

Sean Casey: What's up, Butch?

The Butcher: What's up? You don't show up for appearances, don't return phone calls, and you arrive late here toinght and the only thing you can say is "what's up"?

Sean Casey: Butch, lis...

The Butcher: No, you listen! Who are you?

Sean Casey: "Live~Wi...

The Butcher: You're "Live~Wire" Sean Casey! What are you?

Sean Casey: A Hall of....

The Butcher: You're a fuckin' Hall of Famer! A Hall of Famer, Sean! Do you understand what that means?

Sean Casey: It means that I'm the bes...

The Butcher: I'll tell you what it means, Sean! It has nothing to do with you being the best. Sure, you were a great athlete. You achieved many things in the GFWA. But guess what? This isn't the fuckin' GFWA anymore, Sean! This is the gfwa OMEGA! You are nothing here! Your past means absolutely jackshit! So, Sean, what are you?

Sean Casey: Like I said, I'm a H...

The Butcher: You're a nobody, Sean! A fuckin' NOBODY! Not anymore anyway! If you're such a great athlete, why did you lose to Jonny Casanova last week? If being a Hall of Famer means you're the best, why did you lose to Jonny Casanova, Sean? Huh? Why?

Sean Casey: Well, I had an...

The Butcher: I don't want to here your excuses Sean! I want to hear answers. I want to hear the truth. Ya know what? Nevermind. I'm going to tell you something. You ARE a great athlete. You ARE a Hall of Famer. You WERE a legend. What? Yes, I said WERE a legend. Why aren't you a legend anymore? I'll tell ya. You're not a legend because legends don't half-ass it when they don't feel like competing. Legends don't no-show appearances that are meant to garner interest for upcoming events. Legends don't blow off a PPV feud because he'd rather masturbate to pictures of himself wearing old championship belts. Legends lead! Legends lead by example! Legends show up EARLY for events and help out the new guys with their ring work and their mic skills. Legends stay late at autograph signings to make sure EVERYONE gets an autograph. And legends don't half-ass it in the ring against promising young rookies. And Legends sure as hell don't blow off feuds that they feel are below them. So, Sean, are you a legend?

Sean Casey: Well...

The Butcher: ARE YOU A LEGEND, SEAN!?

Sean Casey: If you'd...

The Butcher: ARE YOU A FUCKIN' LEGEND, SEAN CASEY!?!?

Sean Casey: I'd l...

The Butcher: No, you're not a legend, Sean. You're an overrated former legend who would rather rest on his laurels and have everything handed to him. Sean, you should know that you have to EARN everything you get, no matter how prestigious of a past you've lived. Sean, you're no legend, you're just a disgrace. Now get out of my sight.

Sean Casey: But...

The Butcher: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SEAN! NOW!!!!!

(Sean goes to say something but The Butcher gives him a cold stare. Sean slowly gets up from his seat and leaves the office. The Butcher slams his fist on his desk, then throws the small lap on the desk agaisnt the wall before slumping down in his chair as we fade away.)

Japanese Jalopies?
(by Dupin)

(We cut backstage where Cody and Tomorrow Man are watching Denise Lopez leave in an ambulance. The Japanese Jalopies then walk up, causing Cody and Tomorrow Man to get ready to fight. Then El Tigre takes off his mask to reveal.... JOSE' JOSE'. Cody and T-Man ease up and smile.)

Cody: So, did you do it? Did you distract Brooklyn?

(Jose' Jose' just nods as he speaks in Spanish. Saying something about him and his buddy in the Mysterious X mask. Mysterious X then removes his mask to reveal... JOSE' JOSE'!? What? Oh, it's just his brother Pedro Pedro.)

Cody: Man, Brooklyn doesn't suspect a thing. He has to think we're under those masks.

Tomorrow Man: Yeah, but who attacked us last week?

Cody: Well, obviously they did. And they must have trashed our locker room earlier tonight, and injured Denise. Those bastards!

Tomorrow Man: Yeah. Well, Jose' Jose'. Pedro Pedro. You've done well. Remember, don't go far, we may need you again.

(The spanish brothers nod then walk away as Cody and Tomorrow Man begin to discuss the main event match later on as we fade away.)

Down and Out
(by Dupin)

(We see Sean Casey walking down the hall, obviously unhappy with his meeting with The Butcher. He's talking to himself as he rounds the corner.)

Sean Casey: *to himself* Not a legend. I'll show him who's a legend. I'll teach all these little punks...

(Just then Tyler Hendrix blasts him in the back with the steel chair. Sean stumbles forward and smashes his face into the ground. Sean rolls over and Tyler whacks him in the face, pinning his head between the chair and the floor. When Tyler pulls the chair up, blood instantly starts to pour from Sean's mouth and nose.)

Tyler Hendrix: I guess I found him, eh?

(Tyler then puts Sean's leg in the chair and starts to stomp on it, repeatedly. Tyler continues until he hears someone coming. He takes off running as The Butcher enters the scene.)

The Butcher: Sean! Sean, are you alright?

(The Butcher hollers out for medical attention as Sean is in too much pain to react. We fade out as the medics come running to his aid.)

Randy Boggs: My god, Tyler Hendrix just Pillmanize Sean's previous surgerically repaired knee. Man oh man!

King Royce: Sean's going to have to prove he's a legend and come back from this and teach that Tyler Hendrix a lesson.

MAIN EVENT
Six-Man Tag Team Match
A Tendency 2 Start Fires and paYne(c) VERSUS Jiraiya(c), Angelica Dawson, and Ricky Green
(by Dupin)

(The fans are all abuzz after all they've seen tonight and now they're about to witness the teaming up of two Hall of Famers and the GHC Champion, a man who idolized the tag team Hall of Famers. Anyway, as the fans are still buzzing, "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit kicks up and Ricky Green walks out, effectively killing all the heat that was built up throughout the night. Just kidding! They boo the guy, and despite all the choking he does, he is able to sustain a high level of heat from the fans. Amazing isn't it?)

Announcer: Ladies and gents, it is now time for our MAIN EVENT!!! It will be a six-man tag team matchup and is set for one fall without a time limit to speak of. Introducing first... RICKY GREEEEEEN!!

Randy Boggs: It's your favorite guy, King.

King Royce: Hey, yeah! The choker!! Hey, choker!

(Ricky Green is still walking down the catwalk when "Push It" by Static X hits. Out walks Angelica Dawson, still upset and a little tired from her earlier match with Jiraiya. As she heads to the ring, Ricky steps in.)

Announcer: And his partner.... ANGELICA DAAAAWSOOOOON!!!

(Angelica continues down to the ring as "Land of the Rising Sun" starts to play and the OMEGA Champion heads out. Dawson stops to look at him, knowing she should be the OMEGA Champ right now and not him. She enters the ring as he stops to see some of the fans actually clapping and cheering for him.)

Announcer: And their partner... JIRAAAIYAAAAA!!!

(Jiraiya continues down to the ring when the place explodes for "A Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush. The Hall of Fame tag team, consisting of Cody and Tomorrow Man, walk out. Every last fan in attendence is on their feet. Their opponents are standing in the ring and discussing things. Even Dawson and Jiraiya seem to be on the same page.)

Announcer: And their opponents..... A TENDENCCCCY 2 START FIIIIIIIRESSSSSS!!!!

(Cody and Tomorrow Man take a few steps then stop and look back to the entrance way. That's when "Pain" by Tupac begins to play. The GHC Champion, paYne, runs out all wide-eyed and hugs Cody and Tomorrow Man. They then motion for him to follow and he does, but isn't really wanting to get into the fight upcoming, because he's still in shock that he gets to team with his idols.)

Announcer: And their partner.... PAAAAAAYNE!!!!!

(Cody and Tomorrow Man rush the ring as paYne just watches from afar as he walks to the ring. Cody and Tomorrow Man enter the ring and are met by Jiraiya and Angelica Dawson. They all begin to trade blows as Ricky Green climbs to the top turnbuckle. He blindsides paYne on the catwalk with a missle dropkick! paYne's belt goes flying off the catwalk and he desperately tries to reach it, but Ricky pulls him up. Hard right by Ricky and a kick to the gut. Ricky with a standing dropkick to knock paYne back a step. Ricky with a clothesline, but paYne ducks. Back suplex by paYne!)

Randy Boggs: This is going to be fun, King.

King Royce: I sure hope so!

(In the ring, Cody and T-Man have neutralized Jiraiya, as Dawson is laying on the outside after something. Irish whip by the hall of famers and they give Jiraiya a double back drop. Jiraiya springs up and Cody and T-Man clothesline Jiraiya out of the ring and next to Dawson. paYne then rushes into the ring and stands between the two and lifts their hands high into the air. The ref orders two out and it's Cody and paYne who leave. On the outside Dawson and Jiraiya are shouting at each other distracting T-Man and Ricky rolls him up from behind. 1.... 2.. kick out! T-Man jumps up and nails Ricky with a hard right. Irish whip and T-Man hits a dropkick. Ricky rolls onto the apron and T-Man pushes him off and onto Dawson and Jiraiya!)

Randy Boggs: Haha, I love it!

King Royce: God, you're gay!

(On the apron, paYne is just is awe of Cody as he just stares at him, kinda creeping Cody out. T-Man waits for Ricky to get back in the ring, but all three are on the outside shouting and pushing each other. T-Man jumps to the top turnbuckle and hits a cross body on Dawson and Green! Jiraiya sidestepped it, but can't move away from Cody's pescado! paYne, not to be left out, tries a suicide dive, and hits Cody!)

Randy Boggs: Idiot!

King Royce: God, he's a moron.

(paYne jumps up all happy like as T-Man just looks at him strangely. paYne picks up Cody and dusts him off, but Cody pushes him off. paYne hugs him to forgive him then heads back over to his corner. Cody looks at T-Man and says it all with his expression, which is "paYne's a fuckin' idiot", before he follows paYne to the corner. T-Man tosses Ricky into the ring and follows in himself. T-Man with kicks to Ricky's stomach before lifting him onto his feet. Knife-edged chops by T-Man before he whips Ricky to the ropes. Back body drop by T-Man. Ricky pops up and T-Man takes him down with a clothesline. T-Man backs Ricky into the corner and tags in his brother Cody. Cody comes in and hammers away with rights and chops much to the crowd's delight.)

Randy Boggs: The good thing is, Cody and T-Man are at ag team, and paYne loves them, so they'll be able to work together. On the other side of the ring, well, no one likes each other too much.

King Royce: Exactly. That's why I think The Butcher is a crappy Commish, although I could be wrong.

(Cody whips Ricky to the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick. Cody picks Ricky up again and hits a third spinning heel kick. Cody mounts Ricky and hammers away before sending Ricky to the ropes again. Hurricanrana by Cody! 1... 2.. kick out. Ricky is scooped up and Cody plants him with a Michinoku Driver! 1.... 2.... kick out! Cody tags T-Man back in and they send Ricky to the ropes. Double flapjack by T2SF. T-Man with the cover. 1... 2.. kick out! T-Man lifts up Ricky and places him onto the top turnbuckle. Superplex attempt is blocked and Ricky pushes T-Man off the top. Ricky with a flying leg drop but T-Man moves out of the way and tags Cody back in. Cody with a swinging neckbreaker on Ricky! 1.... 2.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Cody and Tomorrow Man are making quick tags and getting plenty of near falls.

King Royce: And on the other side, Dawson and Jiraiya are yelling at each other on the apron.

(Cody pulls Ricky up and hammers him in the corner. Cross corner whip and Cody follows in with a rolling kick. Ricky staggers out and Cody hits him with a bulldog! Cody runs to the ropes and hits the springboard moonsault! 1.... 2.... Jiraiya pulls Cody off. Cody jumps up and he pops Jiraiya one. Jiraiya reponds with a somersault kick to the temple knocking him into a school boy by Ricky! 1.... 2.. kick out! Ricky tags out to Jiraiya!)

Randy Boggs: There, Ricky finally made the tag.

King Royce: Jiraiya is out to prove himself, I believe.

(Jiraiya whips Cody to the ropes and snaps off a quick hurricanrana, the same that defeated Dawson earlier. 1... 2... kick out! Jiraiya with some hard forearm smashes to Cody before lifting him to his feet. Irish whip and Jiraiya hits an overhead belly to belly suplex. Jiraiya runs to the ropes then hits the rolling senton! Standing moonsault! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Irish whip and Jiraiya puts Cody down with the Tsunami backbreaker! 1..... 2..... thr.. kick out!! Jiraiya whips Cody into the corner and hits another somersault kick to the face.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya is taking it to Cody here.

King Royce: Cody's been the whipping boy of the team since they've come back.

(Jiraiya lifts Cody onto the top turnbuckle and Dawson tags herself in. Jiraiya look at her as she climbs to the top and superplexes Cody off! 1.... 2..... kick out! Dawson punches away at Cody before lifting him up. Scoop slam by Dawson and she goes back into the corner and climbs to the middle rope. Jiraiya tags himself back in and he hits a slingshot senton on Cody! Jiraiya jumps up and Dawson tags herself back in again. Jiraiya and Dawson get face to face and have some words. Cody rams their heads together and tags out to T-Man!)

Randy Boggs: They need to be on the same page if they hope to do anything here tonight.

King Royce: Well, you have a choker, and two people who fought earlier for a title. That's not a good combination, Randy.

(T-Man double clotheslines Jiraiya and Dawson. Double dropkick to them. Dawson runs at T-Man and she gets powerslammed! A powerslam for Jiraiya too! Ricky with a springboard dropkick to stop him from doing more damage. paYne shouts at Ricky, but doesn't get into the ring. Dawson picks up T-Man and sends him to the ropes as Jiraiya gets up. Dawson bounces off the other ropes and goes for a flying forearm but T-Man ducks and Dawson nails Jiraiya! Jiraiya rolls to the outside and T-Man hits a beautiful german suplex on Dawson! 1..... 2... Ricky breaks it up!)

Randy Boggs: More miscommunication by the opposition, King.

King Royce: Yeah, they just aren't in sync and it's killin' 'em.

(Ricky and T-Man are hammering away as Cody reenters the ring and nails Dawson with a spinning heel kick, knocking her through the ropes. paYne is just standing on the apron enjoying the match. Cody clobbers Dawson on the outside and slams her into the ring steps. T-Man whips Ricky to the ropes and leap frogs him as Cody climbs onto the apron. Ricky continues on to the ropes and knocks Cody off and into the guardrail. Ricky staggers back after hitting him and T-Man scoops him up and tombstones him! He's not the legal man though.)

Randy Boggs: That probably would have been the end, but Ricky's not the legal man.

King Royce: Maybe, but thems the breaks.

(Jiraiya gets up on the outside and as paYne looks off to the side and out to the crowd, seeing how they like the match, he yells "BANZAI!" and gives paYne the Banzai Drop off the apron and to the floor!! He lands right on the top of his head! He's out cold. T-Man tosses Dawson back into the ring and stops for a second to see if Cody's alright. He is, but is going to stay there for a minute. T-Man slides into the ring where Jiraiya, Ricky, and Dawson are all waiting. Double pancake by Dawson and Jiraiya and Ricky hits a springboard moonsault!)

Randy Boggs: Uh oh! T-Man is screwed if they can hit a few triple-team moves.

King Royce: This is going to be fun, Randy!

(Jiraiya and Ricky lifts up T-Man for a vertical suplex as Dawson heads to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a cross body as Ricky and Jiraiya fall back for the suplex. Ricky grabs T-Man and lifts him up for a powerbomb. Jiraiya kneels to one knee as Dawson heads to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off and hits T-Man with a whoopie cushion butt splash while Ricky powerbombs T-Man onto Jiraiya's knee! They toss T-Man into the corner and put him in the tree of woe. Dawson and Ricky climb onto the middle ropes and use one foot a peice to stand on his groin, while Jiraiya hits a somersault kick and baseball slide to the prone T-Man!)

Randy Boggs: My god! That's just vicious!

King Royce: Triple-teaming RULES!!

(Irish whip by Dawson and she flapjacks T-Man. Ricky catches him on the way down and gives T-Man a stunner!! T-Man pops up and Jiraiya shouts out "BANZAI!" and gives T-Man the Banzai Drop! Jiraiya jumps to the middle turnbuckle as does Ricky and Dawson covers T-Man! 1...... 2..... THRE...... CODY BREAKS IT UP!!! Cody ducks the double clothesline by Ricky and Jiraiya, then clotheslines them both out of the ring! Cody turns around and Dawson kicks him in the stomach. Implant DDT by Dawson! She locks on the rings of saturn to complete the Death From Above!!!! Cody is screaming out in pain!!)

Randy Boggs: Thank god he's not the legal man!

King Royce: You damn right!

(T-Man pulls himself up but is still groggy. He kicks at Dawson though and gets her off. Irish whip by T-Man and she ducks the clothesline. DDT by Dawson! Jiraiya reaches over and tags himself in, which Dawson isn't too happy with. Jiraiya whips T-Man into the corner and follows up with a handspring elbow! Exploder out of the corner by Jiraiya!!!!! Jiraiya heads to the top turnbuckle! Senton bomb by Jiraiya!!! 1..... 2...... THRE..... Cody pulls Jiraiya out of the ring!)

Randy Boggs: Another close call!

King Royce: Where's paYne?

(paYne is starting to stir on the outside, but he's pretty out of it. Cody is slammed into the ring post on an irish whip reversal and Jiraiya follows up with a Tornado DDT off the guadrail and onto the floor! Jiraiya slides back in and Dawson tags herself back in. Dawson and Jiraiya starts to squabble again so Ricky tags himself in and jumps to the top turnbuckle. Missle dropkick over Dawson and Jiraiya and into T-Man! 1..... 2...... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! Ricky picks up T-Man and hits a powerbomb!!! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!! 2.99999!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Ricky is starting to get on a roll!

King Royce: Yeah, the choker's doing it!

(Ricky whips T-Man to the ropes and hits a hurricanrana, but without a pin. Ricky runs to the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick on T-Man! He lifts up T-Man and hits a brainbuster!!!! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!! 2.999999!! Cody gets to his senses on the outside and grabs Jiraiya's legs. He crotches him in the corner! Cody slides in only to be hit with the Random Violence by Dawson! Ricky picks up T-Man and holds him for Dawson. Dawson runs at T-Man, but he ducks! Dawson hit Ricky with the Falling Grace!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson hit Ricky Green on accident!!

King Royce: paYne is up, too!

(paYne staggers onto the ring apron and extends his hand. T-Man makes the tag!!!! paYne goes to get in, but Dawson is standing there trying to seduce him. She climbs out onto the apron with him and starts to rub his chest. Dawson kisses paYne. Dawson seems pleased and confident that that'll stop paYne. paYne grabs her hair, gives her a big wet kiss, then gives her the Crucifixion off the apron!!!! The crowd goes nuts!! paYne slides into the ring as Jiraiya rushes at him. Kick to the gut and paYne gives Jiraiya the Crucifixion over the top rope and onto the catwalk!!! Ricky Green stumbles around on his feet and paYne gives HIM the Crucifixion in the center of the ring. T-Man and Cody come off the top ropes for a T-Man Splash and Leg drop respectively for the FireStarter! paYne covers! 1..... 2..... 3!!!)

Announcer: The winners of this match..... PAAAAYNE and A TENDENCY 2 START FIIIIIRESSSSS!!

("Pain" hits as the crowd is going nuts. paYne is handed his GHC Championship as the crowd is going nuts. He stands between Cody and Tomorrow Man and hold their hands up high after he put his GHC Title around his waist. They pose to each side of the ring, then face the entrance.)

Randy Boggs: What a win! What a match!

King Royce: Doesn't surpise me that it ended the way it did, but I didn't think it would be that exciting.

(Suddenly, through the crowd comes Frostie and two masked men. It's the Japanese Jalopies and Frostie! Cody and T-Man turn around as Frostie takes paYne down from behind and locks on the Frost-Byte!!!!! Cody walks right into a double leg takeover and a Sharpshooter!!!!!! T-Man is nailed with a superkick to the ear, then is lifted across the man's shoulders for the torture rack!!!!)

Randy Boggs: My god!! Is that Bronx and Brooklyn under the masks!?

King Royce: I think so, but I'm not sure! It could be though!

Randy Boggs: If it is, then they are stripped of the titles! Is it them!?

King Royce: I don't know!!!!!!

Randy Boggs: Folks, we are out of time! Tune in next week for global TV 20 and 2 Days in Hell!!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!

(Frostie has paYne locked in the Frost-Byte, making him tap just as Cody is tapping to the sharpshooter and T-Man is tapping to the torture rack as we fade out.)