global TV 18
December 16th, 2001 / Jadwin Gymnasium / Princeton, New Jersey

INTRODUCTION

(Last week Brooklyn added a third victory over the GHC Champion paYne to his already impressive resume when he teamed up with Frostie to defeat the champ and Angelica Dawson. With three victories over the one and only GHC Champion, Brooklyn has earned himself a shot at the title, which doesn't sit well with Frostie, but Brooklyn has ensured Frostie that he isn't trying to take his spot. Brooklyn knows with Bronx institutionalized that he can't have any dissention within the ranks of The New Dynasty. And he will do everything in his power to make sure that they are a harmonious, tight group.)

(Someone who isn't looking for companionship anymore is Angelica Dawson. After suffering a defeat with her former beau, Dawson took out her frustrations on paYne by stretching him out as the show ended. What happened once the show went off air? Well, security and paramedics pulled Dawson off of paYne and forced her to the back. She didn't go quietly, screaming about paYne only giving a shit about the GHC Title and not caring for her. But she won't get her hands on paYne this week, this week she gets a shot at Jiraiya and his OMEGA Championship to prove she's just as good as paYne.)

(paYne is having a ton of problems. He has Frostie breathing down his throat. He has Angelica Dawson wanting to basically remove his testicles. And in the back of his mind he knows he cannot defeat Brooklyn. But that's not all of his worries. He's also having troubles setting up a meeting with A Tendency 2 Start Fires, and that's really upsetting him. He wants to meet the Hall of Fame tag team once again. But he has to put that behind him and concentrate on the men and women wanting to take his most prized possession away from him.... the GHC Championship.)

(The gfwa OMEGA logo appears on the screen as you flip through the channels. You quickly turn it and are watching The Andy Griffith Show reruns. There's Andy now with Aunt Bea talking about Opie. Wow, what as show. Suddenly, without you doing anything, the gfwa OMEGA logo appears on the screen once again. You change the channel and there it is again. You are growing frustrated as you continue to change the channel, but you just can't seem to get away from that damned logo. You are flipping through the channels as fast as you can, possibly breaking a world record, when you see a commercial. You sigh with relief, but your feelings change in an instant as you toss the remote against the wall, breaking it. You put your face in your hands as we hear the commercial. A commercial for your very own personalized gfwa OMEGA logo. You scream out as you kick through the tube and sit back down. You look around the room with tears in your eyes when you notice the radio. You are obviously desperate for some type of entertainment but have no money to go out and do anything. So you walk over to the radio and turn it on. "Wow! Look at that logo, isn't it grand! I wish I had my own personalized gfwa OMEGA logo!" is what comes out of the radio. You slap the side of your head and start to change the stations. "gfwa OMEGA: The Logo...", "The logo by gfwa...", "gfwa OMEGA proudly brings to you THE LOGO...". You slam your fists onto the table as you flip through the stations for one full minute before stopping. "In world news today...", you sigh in relief and sit down as the radio continues, "...the logo of gfwa OMEGA has taken over....". You throw the radio up against he wall, breaking it into several pieces. You scream out as loud as you can and run to the back door. You slide open door and run across the small balcony before leaping over the railing. You are plummeting over fifty stories down as the gfwa OMEGA logo appears before you. You pull out a gun from you back pocket but nothing but gfwa OMEGA logos come out as you pull the trigger. You toss the gun aside you're inches from the ground. Suddenly you shut up in your bed, breathing heavily and in a cold sweat. You look around your darkened room and start to calm down. You slide out of the bed and head into the living room. You switch on the television where you see it. You see the damned logo again and fall to the ground. You crawl into the corner in the fetal position. "gfwa OMEGA logo. gfwa OMEGA logo." is what you keep repeating over and over again before everything goes black.)

(The global TV 18 logo appears on your television screen now, as you wake up in the corner. Your eyes widen and you start to get all giddy. You plop yourself in your favorite chair when the gfwa OMEGA logo quickly reappears. They the words "Just kidding" appear at the bottom of the screen and we cut to a building with people inside. There is a ring in the center of the building and we see two men standing at ringside. Of course they are King Royce and Randy Boggs, so we cut away from your crappy apartment and go there live.)

Randy Boggs: Hello everyone and welcome to global TV 18! We are inside the Jadwin Gymnasium in Princeton, New Jersey! It looks like a sellout here, and...

King Royce: Sellout? This place holds almost three thousand people and from what I can tell there's only about six hundred people in attendence. So this is hardly a sellout.

Randy Boggs: Well this is professional wrestling, we tend to over-inflate the truth. So six hundred in the normal world would be three thousand in wrestling. Got that?

King Royce: Yeah, whatever. But it's just insulting our fan's intelligence, and that'll just drive them away from the shows. Do you want us to have NO audience?

Randy Boggs: No.

King Royce: Then tell the truth. Hell, they can SEE that we don't have three thousand people here, so why lie? It only hurts our credibility.

Randy Boggs: You're right, King. You're right. Folks, we have about six-hundred people here, although the building holds amost three thousand. Take that for what you will, but that's not going to stop our wrestling talent from giving it their all here tonight for those who did decide to come out and watch.

King Royce: That's better.

Randy Boggs: We are just three weeks away from 2 Days in Hell, our next PPV Extravaganza and we may be looking to see a new GHC Champion walking into that two-day event. Because tonight the champion, paYne, defends against one-half of the GHC Tag Team Champions, Brooklyn. paYne has yet to pick up a victory on Brooklyn, while Brooklyn has three on paYne, PLUS he's the only man to ever pin paYne's shoulders down for the 1-2-3.

King Royce: Right you are, Randy. paYne's confidence is almost shot, although he's been congering up imaginary people to try and boost his confidence, and he KNOWS he can't beat Brooklyn.

Randy Boggs: Plus he has to worry about Frostie and Angelica Dawson, which can't be good for a person if he has to keep his mind on several different things. And that will probably be how Brooklyn walks out of tonight as a double champion.

King Royce: It wouldn't surprise me. But thinking of Angelica Dawson, she will be trying to prove herself equal to paYne by taking the OMEGA Championship from around Jiraiya's waist. She stretched out paYne at the end of global TV 17, and will look to do the same to the Japanese superstar here tonight.

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya still has Jonny Casanova on his heels, so he's going to have to be on the look out for him, which should give Dawson the advantage. Jiraiya also seems to be taking Dawson lightly, which could come back and bite him in the ass, seeing as Dawson is a very talented athlete.

King Royce: That's right, and speaking of Jonny Casanova... man, aren't these segues awesome?

Randy Boggs: Just brilliantly played on both fronts here.

King Royce: Anyway, Jobanova... er, Casanova will be going one on one with the Hall of Famer, "Live~Wire" Sean Casey. A man who's completely disrespected Casanova since coming back, which hasn't sat well with Jonny.

Randy Boggs: And speaking of the Hall of Fame, you can vote for who you think should be in the gfwa OMEGA Hall of Fame TODAY! Just pick three of the nominees(Japan Air, The Haka Boyz, Hellsbane, Jostrodomus, Max Danger(HEY MAX!), Hyena, Johnny Street, J.J. $tudd, The Master Race, White Chocolate, The Henchmen, Kan, The Gestapo, Devilz Darkside, and The Manhattan Project), and send them off to the man in charge by December 25th(aka fuckin' Christmas), and the three new members of the Hall of Fame will be announced on the 26th! So vote today!

King Royce: Nice plug, Randy.

Randy Boggs: Thanks.

King Royce: Anyway, speaking of tag team Hall of Famers... notice how I... nevermind. A Tendency 2 Start Fires, one of the greatest tag teams ever, will be taking on two men fighting for Max Danger(another Hall of Fame nominee), Brad Robinson and Showtime... two men who are NOT up for the Hall of Fame.

Randy Boggs: You think we can beat the Hall of Fame into the minds of our fans by continuing to mention it at all times?

King Royce: That's what I'm trying to do. I mean only about four people have voted, so we need to get the word out on the street that we need everyone to vote.

Randy Boggs: Good point. And for more people NOT nominated, check out our opening match between Ricky Green, Syn, and Chris Vargas. Should be fun, at least.

King Royce: Yeah, but we all know who's NOT going to win.

Randy Boggs: Who?

King Royce: The biggest choke artist in the history of the business, and a man who will never come close to the Hall of Fame, Ricky Green.

Randy Boggs: Who?

King Royce: Exactly. He underachieves so much that he can't even achieve getting his name out there to the general public. Haha.

Randy Boggs: Wasn't funny, but I'll laugh anyway. HAHAHAHA!!

King Royce: There ya go. Now let's start the show!

Randy Boggs: It started when we started talking.

King Royce: Right... carry on then.

Confidence Falling

(The cameras cut to the locker room of our GHC Champion, paYne. He has the belt wrapped around his waist as he sits on the floor with a Playstation 2 controller in his hand. He looks like he's really into the game he's playing when there's a knock at the door. paYne pauses the game and looks at the door. The knock is heard again.)

paYne: Come in.

(The door slowly opens as paYne makes sure to strap the title on a little tighter, but he soon relaxes when he sees Denise Lopez enter the room. paYne smiles as he unpauses the game and returns to playing. Denise walks over to paYne and sits on the table behind him.)

Denise Lopez: Hey, paYne. I was wondering if I could get a few words from you on your big GHC Championship defense later tonight?

paYne: *not taking his eyes off the game* Sure. It's really simple, Denise. Brooklyn has defeated me three times, but has only actually pinned me once. Sure, he's the only person to have pinned my shoulders down, but it wasn't for the championship.

Denise Lopez: What's your point?

paYne: My point is... yeah that'll teach him! My point is, that I step it up a notch when my most-prized possession is on the line. Brooklyn thinks he has my number, but he doesn't know that I've changed my number and he'll never know it!

Denise Lopez: Right. So what are you playing there?

paYne: *really into the game* WWF SmackDown! Just Bring It, Denise. I created myself and Brooklyn just to prove that he can't beat me. Just a small confidence booster.

Denise Lopez: Ah, I see. So how are you doing?

paYne: I'm doing great! I'm about to him him with the Crucifixion! I've got him right where I want him!

(The camera spins around between Denise's arm and over paYne's shoulder as we watch the match at hand. paYne hits Brooklyn with a steel chair then hits him with the Crucifixion. Brooklyn just jumps back up as paYne and Denise are in shock. paYne just freezes as Brooklyn jumps up and kicks paYne in the shin. paYne falls over and Brooklyn covers him for the one-two-three. The camera pans around as paYne is in a state of shock.)

Denise Lopez: Well... um... I guess... I'll... be going... now.

(Denise gets up and rushes out of the room as paYne just sits there unmoving, watching Brooklyn celebrate on the screen after a kick to the shin.)

Randy Boggs: That's not going to help his confidence at all, King.

King Royce: I've never seen something like that happen in a game before. I mean when I play that game I hit my finisher and I ALWAYS get the pin. I don't think that's ever happened in the game before.

Randy Boggs: I always here the boys talking about the game backstage, and they've never mentioned anything like that. Do you think Brooklyn tampered with the game?

King Royce: For paYne's sake, I hope that's the case. If not, then paYne should be very worried about losing his GHC Title tonight, because that could be a sign of things to come.

Randy Boggs: Spooky.

Chris Vargas VERSUS "The Elite Killa" Ricky Green VERSUS Syn

("Unquestioned Answers" by Thrice starts to play as everyone in attendence just continues to talk to one another. That's when a person emerges from the entrance way, but no one pays him any attention. Chris Vargas is making his way to the ring as he curses to himself at the lack of reaction from the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a time limit only known to the time keeper. Introducing first... CHRIS VARRRRRGAAAAAS!!!

(Chris Vargas steps through the ropes with no reaction, then climbs to the second turnbuckle and yells at the fans. They still do not react as Vargas just jumps off and talks with the ref, who also pays him no attention.)

Randy Boggs: Man, Chris Vargas is getting NO respect here. Goes to show that you shouldn't just put someone in a match, but rather build them up so the fans will know who he is when he does wrestle.

King Royce: Or maybe they just don't give a shit about Vargas. He was apart of Time for Plan B, ya know? So there's a level of apathy towards him to start.

Randy Boggs: I guess.

(As Vargas continues to try and strike up a converstation with the ref, "God of the Mind" by Disturbed hits. The fans don't react much to this either as Syn makes his return to a gfwa OMEGA ring. Syn heads towards the ring with only slight attention given to him by the fans. Syn doesn't seem to notice or care.)

Announcer: And his opponent... SYYYYN!

(Syn steps through the ropes and looks across at Vargas who's talking to himself. Syn stretches in the corner as he awaits the third participant in this match.)

Randy Boggs: Syn is making his return to the gfwa OMEGA here tonight, but the fans here in Princeton don't really seem to remember him.

King Royce: Well, while he is an excellent wrestler, I could see why they wouldn't. Heck, this are just uptight, smart people here anyway. Most are students from Princeton, so they don't exactly get to see the gfwa OMEGA on a regular basis or even the old GFWA and OWA shows that run on ESPN Classic from time to time.

Randy Boggs: Why do they show those on there anyway?

King Royce: I dunno, I guess they just need something to eat up some time in the wee hours of the morning.

(Randy just nods "ok", when Ricky Green steps into view with "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the Gymnasium. The fans boo him pretty loudly, for whatever reason. Ricky heads towards the ring as the ref reminds the announcer of Ricky being in the match.)

Announcer: AndtheiropponentRickyGreen.

(The announcer just jumps out of the ring after introducing Ricky as fast as he could. Ricky stops on the catwalk and just shakes his head in disgust. Ricky continues towards the ring and stops when a fan starts to choke. Ricky looks down at the man and snarls.)

Ricky Green: Shut up! I'm not a choke artist, you bastard!

(The woman beside the choking man stands up.)

Woman: No, he's REALLY choking... on a piece of popcorn, you heartless piece of...

Ricky Green: SHUT UP! He's making fun of me, and I know it!

(Ricky hops off the catwalk and heads over to the choking man. Ricky punches him in the gut, causing a piece of kernel to hit Ricky in the face. Ricky wipes the saliva off his face then looks at the woman.)

Ricky Green: I guess he really was choking. Oh well.

Woman: Assho...

(Ricky threatens to backhand her as she stops in mid-word. Ricky hops back over the railing and slides into the ring as the bell sounds.)

Randy Boggs: Ricky is one paranoid man.

King Royce: Well, when you're the biggest LOSER of all time, and constantly screw up all your chances, you tend to think everyone is against ya.

Randy Boggs: I think he's an amazing athlete, King.

King Royce: So was Dean Malenko, but he never won a major championship, of course he never got the shot either. The thing with Ricky is that he IS a great athlete, but he blows each opportunity he gets to cement his name in pro-wrestling history.

Randy Boggs: I see.

(In the ring, Vargas and Syn are double teaming Ricky by stomping him on the mat. Vargas pushes Syn aside and lifts Ricky onto his feet. Vargas whips Ricky to the ropes and Syn kicks Vargas in the gut. Ricky bounces off the ropes and Syn whips Vargas into him. Syn with a dropkick to the back of Vargas' head, knocking him into Ricky again. Syn whips Vargas to the ropes and clotheslines him down. Ricky gets on his feet and runs into an armdrag by Syn. Ricky gets up in the corner and Syn walks over to him. Syn with a kick to Ricky's stomach then a forearm shot down across his back. Syn whips Ricky out of the corner... nope, Ricky reverses and Syn goes at Vargas, who's getting on his feet. Syn slides as Vargas leapfrogs him, and Ricky comes at Vargas with a spinning heel kick. Vargas ducks as Syn gets on his feet and Ricky nails Syn. Ricky gets up and Vargas goes for a clothesline but Ricky ducks and hits a back suplex.)

Randy Boggs: Well, the double-teaming didn't last long and it seems as if Ricky is in firm control.

King Royce: How can you say that? It's all a jumbled mess with each man getting in a shot somehow. No one has control, it's evenly matched right now.

Randy Boggs: Sorry.

King Royce: Damn right you are, bitch.

(Syn gets onto his feet and Ricky punches him in the face. Another punch by Ricky before he whips Syn to the ropes. Ricky with a back body drop on Syn, but Vargas grabs his ankle before he can go for a pin. Vargas gets up holding Ricky's leg, but Ricky hits him with an enziguri and makes the cover. 1... Syn breaks it up. Syn punches Ricky then sends him into the corner. Syn charges in but meets a back elbow. Ricky jumps to the top turnbuckle and hits a moonsault on the standing Syn! 1.... 2.. Vargas breaks it up.)

Randy Boggs: You've got to admit, Ricky looks good right now.

King Royce: He always does, but he'll screw it up in the end.

(Vargas hammers Ricky with rights before whipping him to the ropes. Vargas hits Ricky with a bulldog lariat and covers. 1... kick out. Vargas stomps away at Ricky before pulling him up to his feet. Vargas backs Ricky against the ropes and drives his knee into his gut. Vargas does it again, doubling Ricky over. Vargas backs up against the adjacent ropes and comes back with a knee lift on Ricky, knocking him back up against the ropes. Vargas pounds Ricky in the face with rights before ramming his knee in his gut again. Vargas tries again but Ricky catches the knee and pushes Vargas over and to the mat. Ricky slingshots Vargas up against the ropes and comes back into a backslide by Ricky. 1... 2.. Syn breaks it up.)

Randy Boggs: Vargas had Ricky reeling, but went to the well once too often.

King Royce: That's how it always happens.

(Syn backs Ricky into the corner and kicks away. Syn rams his shoulder into Ricky's stomach twice before choking him in the corner. He stops after a four count by the ref, then climbs to the second turnbuckle. Syn begins to punch Ricky in the face as the fans count along. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4..... 5.... Ricky carries Syn out of the ring and hits a powerbomb! 1.... 2.... Vargas kicks Ricky in the back to break. Vargas brings Ricky up and sends him to the ropes. Drop toe hold by Varags and Ricky headbutts Syn in the privates on the way down. Vargas crosses Ricky's legs and looks to be going for the Indian deathlock. Vargas leans back and locks on an inverted full nelson too! Ricky is screaming out in pain as Syn dropkicks Vargas in the ribs to break.)

Randy Boggs: That's called Ownage by Vargas, and I guarantee Ricky would have tapped to that if it weren't for Syn.

King Royce: That was quite the innovative manuever actually.

(Syn whips Vargas to the ropes but misses the dropkick as Vargas holds onto the ropes. Vargas drops an elbow on Syn. 1... 2... kick out. Vargas mounts Syn and begins to punch away as Ricky rolls to the outside. Vargas pulls Syn up and whips him to the ropes. Syn reverses and Ricky grabs Vargas' leg, tripping him up, as he hits the ropes. Ricky pulls Vargas out but has his punch blocked. Vargas hits his own as Syn comes flying out of the ring with a pescado onto both men. That gets the crowd up and Syn whips Vargas into the guardrail. Syn with a leg lariat on Vargas and both men go over the railing.)

Randy Boggs: Things are about to pick up now, King.

King Royce: Two high-flyers and a brawler, this should be fun out here on the outside.

(Ricky slides back into the ring as Syn and Vargas punch at each other in the crowd. The student fans are all screaming while mugging for the camera with their beers. Hope their parents don't see this. Vargas knees Syn in the gut and starts to take control as Ricky climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Ricky with a somersault body block off the top onto Syn and Vargas in the front row! Syn falls into a fat, drunk man's lap while Vargas and Ricky turn over empty chairs and in front of two hot blonde students. They look up as the crowd is going nuts for the spot.)

Blonde Girl #1: Hi! We're virgins.

Blonde Girl #2: Both of us.

(Vargas and Ricky look at each other then back up at the girls.)

Chris Vargas: What?

Ricky Green: What?

(Then Syn looks up from the fat man's lap.)

Syn: What?

King Royce: I'm higher than a motherf...

Randy Boggs: KING!

King Royce: Sorry.

(Ricky gets onto his feet first and grabs Vargas by the hair and leads him back towards the railing. Ricky punches Vargas in the face and clotheslines him over the railing. Ricky hops up onto the railing but before he can leap off Syn grabs his foot. Syn climbs up onto the railing with him and russian leg sweeps him off and onto some empty chairs! That gets the crowd up two, and now Syn and Ricky are in front of the blondes.)

Blonde Girl #1: We're virgins.

Blonde Girl #2: Both of us.

(Syn and Ricky, although really hurt, look at each other then back up at the blondes who are smiling.)

Syn: What?

Ricky Green: What?

(Vargas is up on the ring apron as everyone looks to him to finish it up.)

Chris Vargas: *rolls his eyes* What?

King Royce: I'm higher than a motherfuc...

Randy Boggs KING!

King Royce: Damn, I almost got it out that time!

(Vargas climbs back off the apron and grabs himself a steel chair as the ref finally realizes that maybe he should be involved here. Syn and Ricky get to their feet and start to punch each other. Vargas climbs over the railing and the ref takes the chair away. Vargas is upset as the fans boo the ref. Vargas turns around and eats a double superkick by Syn and Ricky. They both turn back to punching each other as the ref orders them to get back into the ring. Ricky goes to clothesline Syn, but he ducks and Ricky takes out the ref instead. Syn with a low blow on Ricky and tosses him back over the railing.)

Randy Boggs: Looks like we're finally going to get back into the ring.

King Royce: I dunno, the ref is in front of those blondes again.

(Yep, the blondes are there as the ref looks up.)

Blonde Girl #1: Hi! We're virgins.

Blonde Girl #2: Both of us.

(The ref looks to his left where the fat man is sitting. Why? Because the blondes are wearing really short skirts.)

Referee: What?

Fat Man: What?

(Everyone then turns to Syn and Ricky who are fighting on the apron. They are eagerly awaiting them to finish, as is King Royce. Syn and Ricky stop what they are doing and shake their heads.)

Syn and Ricky Green: ENOUGH ALREADY!!

King Royce: I'm higher than a mo... wait, what?

Randy Boggs: Thank god they didn't finish it this time.

King Royce: Well, SHIT!

(Syn and Ricky go back to punching each other as the fans begin to boo. Chris Vargas gets up by the guardrail then turns to the audience.)

Chris Vargas: What?

(The crowd explodes as Vargas smiles.)

King Royce: I'm higher than a motherfucker!

(Randy Boggs spits out his water as he's too late to stop King.)

Randy Boggs: Oh damn, I was getting a drink of water and couldn't stop ya! SHIT!

King Royce: YES! I said motherfu...

Randy Boggs: That's enough.

King Royce: Ok.

(Chris Vargas picks up a steel chair that the ref had taken from him and slides into the ring where Syn and Ricky are fighting in the corner. Vargas goes to hit Ricky, but Ricky ducks out of the way and Vargas nails Syn in the face with the chair. Ricky kicks the chair out of Vargas' hands and knees him in the gut. Ricky lifts up Vargas for a vertical suplex or brainbuster but Vargas slips out and pushes Ricky to the ropes. Vargas lowers his head as Ricky holds onto the ropes. Ricky picks up the chair and blasts Vargas in the back, knocking him to his knees. Ricky puts Vargas' head between his legs and lifts him up and puts him down with a powerbomb! He has the cover but the ref isn't back yet.)

Randy Boggs: Damn, no ref!

King Royce: And who's fault is that? Ricky's! He took the ref out, and now he can't win when he has the cover. Told ya he'd screw it up.

(Ricky gets off of Vargas and shouts at the ref to get back in the ring. But he's sitting on one of the virgin's laps and talking. The fat man is also sitting on the other blonde's lap, but you can't see her anymore. Ricky climbs out of the ring and grabs the ref.)

Ricky Green: He'll be back after the match.

(The blonde just nods as Ricky heads back to the ring. The ref quickly slides in as Syn hits Vargas with X-Rated(superkick) and makes the cover. 1... 2.... THRE... Ricky dives in to break it up. Ricky picks up Syn and whips him to the ropes. Dropkick by Ricky and Syn falls through the ropes. Springboard dropkick by Ricky knocks Syn off the apron and into the guardrail. Ricky turns around and Vargas gets the small package! 1.. 2... Kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Man, Ricky has had some close calls so far.

King Royce: Yeah, he almost inadvertantly cost himself the match by getting the ref. But he's determined to not screw this up apparently.

(Ricky misses his clothesline, as does Vargas. Ricky kicks Vargas in the gut and goes for the Evenflow DDT, but Vargas blocks and Ricky falls onto the mat. Vargas slingshots Ricky into the corner but Ricky lands on the second rope. He quickly climbs up to the top and hits Syn on the outside with a cross body block! Ricky climbs back up onto the apron and Vargas drives his shoulder into his stomach. Vargas tries to suplex Ricky back into the ring but Ricky blocks and knees Vargas in the gut. Ricky slingshots himself in and gets the sunset flip on Vargas! 1... 2.... THRE... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: I thought he had him there, King!

King Royce: That was extremely close, I must say.

(Ricky punches Vargas in the face then whips him to the ropes. Ricky lowers his head and Vargas stops. He hooks Ricky's arms back and goes for his pedigree, which he calls The Vargasizer but Syn runs in and dropkicks Vargas in the face. Syn turns around and KICK, WHAM, STUNNER, Ricky puts him down! Syn rolls to the corner as Vargas gets to his feet. Ricky ducks his clothesline and pushes Vargas to the corner. Syn is on his hands and knees so Vargas steps on his back and jumps to the second turnbuckle. Ricky charges in and lowers his head as Vargas leaps off and Vargas gets the sunset flip. Ricky rolls through and dropkicks the sitting Vargas in the face.)

Randy Boggs: I must say, this has been a pretty good match.

King Royce: Surprisingly, yes it has.

(Syn gets to his feet as Ricky runs to the ropes. Syn intercepts with a spear! Syn sees Vargas still on the ground and heads up top. Synton(senton bomb) by Syn! Vargas moves out of the way! Vargas grabs Syn's legs and looks to be going for The End, which is his name for the sharpshooter. Ricky comes up behind Vargas and hits the Elite Murda(falling reverse DDT)! Ricky tosses Syn out of the ring as he climbs to the top. The Drive By(shooting star press) on Vargas! 1.... 2..... 3!)

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green won it, King!

King Royce: I'm impressed. Ricky didn't choke and fuck it up. Good job, Ricky.

("Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit begins to play as the fans are booing him. Mainly because he didn't finish the little parody earlier, but also because they don't like the way he acts heelish all the time. Ricky jumps to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as we fade out.)

Wanna Meet 'Em?

(The cameras cut to paYne's locker room again, where he hasn't moved an inch. He's still staring at the television screen and Brooklyn celebrating the victory over paYne on WWF SmackDown! Just Bring It. The door then flies open and in walks The Butcher with a big smile on his face. paYne doesn't notice as The Butcher stops smiling. He walks up to paYne and kneels down beside him.)

The Butcher: What's wrong, man?

(paYne doesn't respond as The Butcher looks at the television screen.)

The Butcher: Hey, that looks like Brooklyn. Who's that on the mat behind him? Hey, that looks like you!

(The Butcher looks at paYne, who's just staring blankly forward.)

The Butcher: Oh... I'm sorry, man. Don't let that get you down, you're going to beat Brooklyn tonight, I just know it.

(paYne just continues to stare forward as The Butcher hits his arm to try and wake him from his state. Butcher does it again but still paYne stares forward. The Butcher then gets up and heads somewhere else. We hear water being turned on, then quickly off. The Butcher returns and tosses a glass of water into paYne's face. No, he didn't toss the water out, he filled the cup up and tossed it at paYne's face.)

paYne: AH, boobey trip!

(paYne shakes his head and looks around, before seeing The Butcher standing there.)

paYne: Hey, Commish, how's it going?

The Butcher: Good. Hey, I have some GREAT news for you. Wanna hear it?

paYne: SURE! Are you just going to give Brooklyn the title so that I don't have to face him? I mean, it would save everyone a lot of trouble if you would just do that.

The Butcher: No, no, nothing like that.

paYne: Damn.

The Butcher: *shakes his head before responding* No, I've set up a meeting with A Tendency 2 Start Fires for you! How ya like that?

(paYne kinda moves his head side to side giving the impression that it's not really what he wanted, then turns to Butch.)

paYne: Nah, I can't meet Cody and Tomorrow Man in my state. They're legends and I'm just a joke who can't beat a tag team wrestler. I don't deserve to meet them.

The Butcher: Ah, come on, you ALWAYS want to meet them. It'll only take a second, and they might actually be able to help you with your confidence problem.

paYne: Nah, I think I'm just going to play this game again.

(paYne picks up the controller and selects Brooklyn as his character to face paYne. The Butcher is just confused as the match starts. Brooklyn hits paYne with his finisher and goes to cover but another Brooklyn character runs out and hits paYne with a chair and covers him for the win. paYne just stares at the screen as The Butcher is stunned.)

The Butcher: I-I-I've never seen anything like that before in my life.

(The Butcher looks at paYne, who's mouth is wide open in shock and he just watches both Brooklyn's celebrating over paYne. The Butcher pats paYne on the shoulder and stands up.)

The Butcher: I'm sure you'll do fine tonight, paYne. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

(The Butcher quickly backs out of the room as paYne just continues to stare forward. Outside the room we see Cody and Tomorrow Man standing side by side as The Butcher walks out, who seems kinda spooked.)

Cody: So are we going to talk with him, or not?

The Butcher: No, no. I think it's best we left him alone.

(The Butcher quickly tries to run off as Tomorrow Man grabs his arm.)

Tomorrow Man: What's wrong man? What happened in there?

(The Butcher looks at Cody and Tomorrow Man with his eyes wide open.)

The Butcher: You wouldn't believe it if I told you.

(The Butcher then turns and walks away as the Hall of Fame tag team looks at each other in confusion before following after Butch wanting some answers.)

Randy Boggs: Oh. My. God.

King Royce: That's just frickin' freaky! paYne should just leave the country now.

Randy Boggs: I'd have to be inclined to agree.

"Live~Wire" Sean Casey VERSUS "The Love Machine" Jonny Casanova

(The referee is still outside talking with the blonde virgins when "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones begins to play. He gets a decent enough reaction as he heads down towards the ring.)

Announcer: Ladies and gents, the following is set for one fall and has one of those rare time limits that won't matter but if we feel the match sucks we'll stop it and say time ran out. So, introducing first.... JONNY JOBAVONA!!! I mean, JONNY CASAAAANOOOOVA!!!

(Jonny isn't too please with that slip up as the announcer gives an innocent smile and puts his finger on his lip as if to say "sowwy". Jonny steps through the ropes and has words for the announcer, but he quickly diverts his attention by pointing out the virgins. Jonny perks up and winks at the virgins, who are still with the ref and fat guy.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny isn't too keen on being called Jobavona, is he?

King Royce: Would you be?

Randy Boggs: No.

King Royce: Alright, Randy Joboggs!

Randy Boggs: God, you're lame.

King Royce: SHUT UP, BITCH!

Randy Boggs: Sorry.

King Royce: That's better, Joboggs! Haha, I'm hilarious!

(As Jonny continues to make plays for the virgins, "Get Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play. The fans aren't sure how to react until the man himself comes out, "Live~Wire" Sean Casey. The fans go nuts, well as nuts as six hundred people can go. Sean is pleased with his reaction as he makes his way down the catwalk.)

Announcer: And his opponent, the creator of Jobanova... SEAN CAAAASSSSEY!!

(Sean points and laughs at Casanova, who stomps the mat and walks to the corner. Sean enters the ring as the ref calls for the bell from where he's sitting - in the virgin's lap. Jonny comes out of the corner and gets face to face with Sean.)

Jonny Casanova: Oh, you think you're SOOOOO funny, don't ya?

(Sean just nods while smiling.)

Jonny Casanova: Well, you're not, Mr., uh... erm... uh.... DUD-WIRE! Ha!

(Sean just rolls his eyes and goes to hit Jonny with a punch, but Jonny blocks and knees Sean in the gut.)

Jonny Casanova: Haha, Mr. Dud-Wire! You thought you could get one over on me, but you couldn't! YES! I am the man!

(Sean knees Jonny in the little Jobanova, knocking him down to his knees.)

Sean Casey: What was that, Jonny Jobanova?

(The crowd laughs, even though they aren't really paying attention, but the signs attached to the ring posts said "Laugh", so they did. Sean grabs Jonny by the hair and hits him with a hard right hand. Sean connects with another, knocking Jonny against the ropes. Sean backs up then charges at Jonny. Jonny ducks down and flips Sean up over the top rope. Sean lands on the apron as Jonny starts to walk away, but Sean yanks on his head and knocks him to the canvas. Slingshot senton by Sean hits knees, though, as Jonny gets on his feet and stops on Sean's back. Jonny drives his knee into Sean's back and pulls up on his head while screaming at him.)

Jonny Casanova: Who's the jobber now, Sean!? Who's the jobber now!?

Randy Boggs: Man, Jonny is one angry man.

King Royce: Shut up, Joboggs.

(Jonny slams Sean's head into the mat before getting off his back. Jonny starts to rub Sean's face on the canvas before bouncing off the ropes and dropping a knee across the back of his head. Jonny rolls Sean over but there's no ref to count him down. Jonny slides out of the ring and heads to the ref, who's still with the virgins. Jonny looks at the ref, who looks back and says "what?".)

Jonny Casanova: She's not a virgin, dumbass, she's just saying that to get attention.

Blonde Girl #1: I am too! I've had plenty of sex!

(Everyone in attendence gasps before then becoming confused.)

Jonny Casanova: Uh, a virgin is someone who HASN'T had sex.

Blonde Girl #1: Oh.

(Everyone is pissed now and yelling at them. The fat man gets off the other girl and is shocked. He can't believe she's not a virgin and quickly stomps off. The ref slowly backs away from the blonde and heads back into the ring. Jonny leans forward close to the blonde.)

Jonny Casanova: Stay here after the match, we'll do something.

Blonde Girl #1: OK!

(Jonny winks at her and climbs back over the railing as Sean tries the Space Flying Tiger Drop, but Jonny moves and Sean hits the guardrail! Jonny starts to stomp on Sean before he lifts him up. Jonny slams Sean back-first against the guardrail, then whips him against the ring apron. Jonny with a gutwrench suplex on the floor as the ref tells him to get it back int the ring.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny's working over Sean's back it seems.

King Royce: I'm higher than a motherfuc...

Randy Boggs: Just drop it already.

(Jonny disobeys the ref and sends Sean into the ring steps. Sean hits them hard and Jonny follows up by dropkicking Sean in the face, pinning his head between Jonny's feet and the steps. Jonny climbs up the steps and lifts his arms high into the air. Sean rolls away from the steps and is on his hands and knees. Jonny with a senton off the steps and onto Sean's back! Jonny jumps up on the apron and again celebrates his move.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny is getting a little cocky, no?

King Royce: Is that a question or a statement?

Randy Boggs: A little of both.

King Royce: You suck.

(Jonny climbs down off the apron as Sean is pulling himself up with the guardrail. Jonny kicks Sean in the stomach then rams his head against the railing. No, Sean blocks and rams Jonny's head into the railing. Sean starts to unload on Jonny with punches and knees him in the gut. Sean goes to whip Jonny against the ring steps but Jonny reverses. Sean puts his foot up to stop him from running into the steps, but when he turns around Jonny spears him into them! The crowd jumps up after that one.)

Randy Boggs: Man, that was brutal!

King Royce: Yes, it was.

(Jonny rolls Sean back into the ring and gets the lateral press. 1..... 2... thre... KICK OUT! Jonny looks up at the ref, unhappy with the results, but doesn't say anything. Jonny picks up Sean and drives his forearm into his back. Back suplex by Jonny and he goes for the cover. 1... 2.. kick out. Jonny is on top of Sean and punches at his face. Jonny brings Sean up onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Jonny lowers his head and Sean kicks him in the shoulder. Jonny raises up and Sean tries a clothesline but Jonny ducks. Sean continues to the ropes and on his return Jonny tries a Lou Thesz press on him. Sean blocks and puts Jonny on his back. Liveshooter(sharpshooter) by Sean Casey!! No, Jonny pushes Sean to the ropes and kips up. Sean ducks his clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm.)

Randy Boggs: Sean Casey is starting to make a comeback, King.

King Royce: He's been trying for a comeback for a few weeks now, Randy.

Randy Boggs: I meant in this match, idiot.

King Royce: I know, it was a JOKE.

(Sean runs to the ropes again as Jonny gets up. Clothesline by Sean. Jonny back up and Sean hits the spinning heel kick. Sean runs to the ropes once more as Jonny gets on his feet. Jonny ducks his clothesline but turns around and is nailed with the roaring elbow! Jonny staggers back and Sean kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT! 1... 2... kick out. Sean punches away at Jonny's head before lifting him onto his feet. Sean backs Jonny up against the ropes before trying the irish whip. Jonny reverses it, then lowers his head again. Sean hits the sunset flip, but Jonny rolls through. Sean rolls through that and gets onto his feet. Liveshooter attempt again! Jonny pushes Sean off and through the ropes. Sean lands on the apron and Jonny gets to his feet. He grabs Sean by the hair and pulls him up for the suplex attempt. Sean blocks, then rams his shoulder into Jonny's gut. Sean with a sunset flip back in, but Jonny sits down on him and holds the ropes. 1.... 2.... the ref sees the cheating.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny was trying to steal one here.

King Royce: You take what you can get in this business, Joboggs.

(Jonny has some words for the ref as Sean gets up onto his feet. He climbs out onto the apron waiting for Jonny to turn around. When he does, Sean jumps onto the top rope and springboards off with a dropkick. Jonny sidesteps him, causing Casey to hit the ground. La majistral cradle by Jonny! 1... 2.... kick out! Both men on their feet and Sean misses the clothesline. Jonny picks him up for a back suplex but Casey spins out. Waistlock by Casey, but Jonny runs to the ropes and hangs on. Sean goes rolling backwards but is quick on his feet. He rushes as Jonny when he turns around, but Jonny lifts up Sean and flapjacks him out of the ring!!)

Randy Boggs: Jesus! Sean just splatted on the ground right here in front of us.

King Royce: I've never seen someone get flapjacked right out of the ring before.

(Jonny hangs onto the ropes catching his breath as Casey rolls against the announce table, holding his stomach. Casey pulls himself up and is leaning against the announce table. Jonny runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, and comes back across the ring. Randy Boggs is shouting and Sean turns around. It's too late as Jonny hits him with the suicide dive, knocking him across the table and into King's lap. Jonny climbs up onto the table and grabs Sean by the hair. He starts to punch Sean as King yells at him to get Sean off. Jonny pulls Sean up and puts his head between his legs and looks to be going for a powerbomb and piledriver or something.)

Randy Boggs: No! Don't do this!

King Royce: Do it! He deserves it for landing in my lap and trying to cop a feel!

(Jonny tries to lift Sean up, but Sean blocks and counters by flipping Jonny over and off the table. He hits the concrete floor hard as Sean drops to one knee on the table. Jonny is leaning against the railing, holding his back as Sean stands up on the table. He then hops onto the railing and runs down it. He leaps at Jonny and gives him a flying head scissors! Sean jumps up as the crowd goes nuts. Sean picks up Jonny and hammers him with a hard right. Sean slams Jonny face-first into the ring post! He picks him up and does it again! Jonny is busted open as Sean tosses him into the post again! Sean tosses Jonny onto the announce table and mounts him for punches. Sean lifts up Jonny as Randy is pleading for him to stop.)

King Royce: I thought you loved it when faces did this type of thing?

Randy Boggs: Oh right, sorry. GO CASEY GO!

King Royce: You're so frickin' gay.

(Sean sets Jonny up for a suplex or something and lifts him up high into the air. Sean holds him there for about fifteen seconds before driving his head through the table with a brainbuster! Sean rolls off holding his back, as he apparently landed on one of the monitors. Sean rolls over to the ring and pulls himself up as the fans cheer. Sean slowly walks over to Jonny and grabs him by the hair. Sean punches him twice before rolling the bloody-faced Casanova back into the ring. Jonny continues rolling across the ring until he's about 2/3rd of the way across. Sean jumps up to the top turnbuckle as the fans all come to their feet.)

Randy Boggs: There's no way Sean can hit anything from there, is there?

King Royce: I wouldn't think so, and I hope he doesn't. He broke my damned monitor!

(Sean gets his balance on the top and takes a deep breath. Sean then leaps off for the Live~Wire(leg drop), but Jonny rolls out of the way! Sean hits the mat hard, and falls over on his side holding the back of his leg and back. Jonny stumbles onto his feet and looks through his crimson mask as Sean rolls to the corner and pulls himself up. Jonny rushes in but Sean gets a boot up. Sean comes out of the corner with Live!(superkick)! Jonny catches it and spins Sean around! Heartbreaker(diamond cutter) by Jonny! Sean pushes him off and to the ropes. Jonny comes back but ducks the Live! again and runs to the corner. He jumps to the top turnbuckle as Sean jumps against the ropes to crotch him. Sean climbs up and hooks him up for what would be a top rope Innovation(Exploder '98), but Jonny hooks his legs on the top rope forcing Sean to release. His right is blocked and Jonny gives him the Heartbreaker off the top!!!! Jonny slowly rolls over and drapes an arm across Sean. 1.... 2.... 3!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! Jonny Casanova just defeated Sean Casey!!!

King Royce: That's fuckin' impressive!

Randy Boggs: What a fantastic match that really propells Casanova up the ranks!

("You Can Leave Your Hat On" begins to play as Jonny rolls over onto his back and looks upward as the blood starts to cover his eyes. He then sits up and the ref comes over and raises his hand in victory. Jonny starts to smile as the fans are actually applauding his performance and he gets to his feet. He looks over at Sean leaning up, barely. Jonny gets his attention then pumps his fist to stick it to him before climbing out of the ring.)

King Royce: Haha, I love it! You show him Jonny!

Randy Boggs: Gotta love the sportsmanship in this company.

For the Love of Grandma

(The scene opens. There is a old woman walking through the backstage area. She has a hand bag, gray hair, and a flower dress. She gets to a door and stops. She knocks on the door. Tommorow Man Opens the door.)

Tommorow Man: May I help you?

Grandma: Are you A Tendency to Start Fires?

Tommorow Man: One half of the tag team known as T2SF yes.

Grandma: Don't get smart with me sonny! I'll knock you on your little behind.

(The grandma gives a little shake with her hip. Cody peers inquiringly over Tommorow Man's shoulder.)

Tommorow Man: I wasn't...

Grandma: Don't try to make excuses now! And DON'T...

(She clocks him with her hand bag.)

Grandma: Talk back. If there is one thing this woman hates it's back talk.

Tommorow Man: What the hell do you want.

(The grandma whips Tommorow Man with the hand bag repeatedly. Cody starts to laugh hysterically. She scolds him while beating him.)

Grandma: How dare... you talk... to me... in such a... manor.

(Just then Brooklyn walks by the room. He passes, but then comes back.)

Brooklyn: Grandma?

(The grandma stops hitting Tommorow Man and turns around.)

Tommorow Man: Brooklyn how low can you go, sending your grandmother to do your dirty...

Grandma: Boy if you shut your mouth, I'm going to stick my size six up your rearend, you got me So sit down and shut your mouth.

(Tommorow Man Sits down obediently. Cody is still laughing at.)

Grandma: What are you laughin' at? You think this is funny. We'll see how funny it is.

(The grandma pulls out a can, but her hand covers it, we can't read it. She walks over to Cody and sprays it. Cody starts to gag immediately.)

Grandma: Mace never fails.

(Tommorow Man jumps to come to his partner's defense, but Brooklyn jumps in the way and he stops, remembering their agreement.)

Grandma: Anything else from you two or do I have to run to CVS to get another can to teach you two how to respect your elders.

(Brooklyn grabs his Grandmother's arm.)

Brooklyn: Grandma, let's go.

Grandma: Don't you take that tone with me. I say when we go.

(There is a pause from all fronts.)

Grandma: Now get your be-hind out of here, before I use the mace on you.

(Brooklyn leaves, followed by his Grandmother, putting her Mace back into her handbag. The camera goes back out to Randy and King.)

Randy Boggs: Grandmas are the best.

King Royce: Mine does nothing but have sex with her twenty year old boyfriend, so I never get to see her.

(Randy looks like he's going to say something, then just stares forward with a confused look on his face as "Machinehead" by Bush begins to play.)

A Tendency 2 Start Fires VERSUS "The Main Event" Brad Robinson and Showtime

(Out walks Brad Robinson and Showtime, but the fans don't really care. They try to pump up the crowd, but they're all pretty drunk by now and out of it. Or at least Brad and Showtime should hope that's the case, if not then they have some serious problems on their hands.)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a time limit of whatever you want. If you want it to last one minute, then leave after one minute and just tell yourself someone won it. If you want it to last three days, well, that's just sad. Anyway, introducing first, Brad Robinson and Showtime.

(Brad and Showtime look at each other as they didn't exactly like the unenthusiastic introduction. But no matter, Brad and Showtime enter the ring and pose as the fans get some popcorn and more beer. Brad and Showtime are a bit dishearted by the reaction and especially are as the fans go nuts for "A Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush when it hits. Some people ran in from the cold night just to cheer as Cody and Tomorrow Man walk out, but quickly leave a few seconds later. Cody and Tomorrow Man start down the catwalk as women toss them their underwear and men toss them their wallets, since they've just taken their women from them.)

Announcer: And their opponents, the team of Cody and Tomorrow Man..... A TEEEEENDDDDDENCCCCCCCYYYY 22222 STAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT FFFFFFIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

(Brad and Showtime kick the bottom rope in disgust after that awesome introduction for their opponents. Cody and Tomorrow Man step through the ropes and jump to opposite turnbuckles as the crowd goes insane. Showtime then grabs Cody by the tights and pulls him off. Brad does the same to T-Man. Showtime and Brad slap the Hall of Famers, causing the crowd to "ooh!". Cody and T-Man start to laugh then blast the challengers with right hands. They start backing them out of the corner and to the center of the ring with rights until Showtime and Brad back into each other. They turn around and instinctively go for clotheslines and take each other down as the ref finally signals for the bell.)

Randy Boggs: Man, that's embarrassing, taking down your own partner with a clothesline.

King Royce: Sure is, Joboggs.

Randy Boggs: You're still doing that? Jesus, that's lame.

King Royce: I'm not lame, Joboggs, you are. JOBOGGS!

(Cody picks up Showtime and kicks him in the gut. He whips him into the corner as T-Man sends Brad in too. Cody then grabs T-Man and whips him into the corner and he hits an anvalanche. T-Man tosses Brad out of the corner and into a hurricanrana by Cody. Cody starts to hammer Brad with rights as T-Man climbs onto the second turnbuckle and starts to punch Showtime. Cody and T-Man then get their punches in sync as the crowd chants along. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7..... 8.... 9.... 10.... 11.... 12.... 13.... 14. Cody and T-Man act as if they're going to stop, but then continue on. 15.... 16..... 17..... 18.... 19.... 20... 21.... 22... 23... 24... YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!! The fans can't keep up now so they just hoot and holler.)

Randy Boggs: That was cool.

King Royce: Stupid Princeton kids. Can't they keep up with all that?

Randy Boggs: Well obviously not since they SAID they couldn't. Idiot.

(Cody and T-Man finally stop at somewhere around one hundred or so and they lift up their opponents. Cody whips Brad to the corner and he hits Showtime. Brad stumbles back and T2SF hit a double backdrop. Showtime climbs up to the second turnbuckle, but is a bit wobbly and leaps off at T2SF. They kick him in the stomach and hit a Double DDT! The ref is finally ready to actually officiate now so he orders one of the Hall of Famers out. Cody exits as T-Man tosses Brad out. Showtime is lifted to his feet and T-Man kicks at his stomach in the corner. T-Man pulls Showtime out and sends him to the ropes. Dropkick by T-Man and he goes for the cover. 1... 2... kick out.)

Randy Boggs: It's about time the ref stopped watching the match and started being a ref.

King Royce: The ref's have been REALLY leniant tonight.

(T-Man punches Showtime in the head a couple of times before lifting him onto his feet. Irish whip by T-Man and he hits a hurricanrana. 1... 2... kick out. T-Man with another whip but Showtime reverses. T-Man comes back with a flying head scissors. Showtime gets on his feet and T-Man gets another hurricanrana! 1..... 2..... kick out! T-Man rams Showtime's head into the mat before bringing him to his feet. Knife-edged chops by T-Man give the drunken fans a reason to "Whoo!". T-Man lifts Showtime up onto the top turnbuckle and tags in Cody.)

Randy Boggs: What are they going to do now?

King Royce: Something cool, I would imagine.

(Cody walks across the apron then climbs up the top turnbuckle. He gets up onto Showtime's shoulders and starts to punch his face. T-Man climbs up and flapjacks Showtime off as Cody rides down on the back of his head! Cody quickly bounces up on his feet and dropkicks Brad off the apron and to the floor. Cody climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits a cross body on Brad! The crowd is on their feet as Cody jumps up onto the guardrail to celebrate. Cody then jumps off and slides back into the ring where Showtime kicks him in the stomach. Showtime with an irish whip, but Cody reverses. Cody tries a hurricanrana but Showtime counters with a Ligerbomb! 1.... 2... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Wonderful counter by Showtime!

King Royce: He's seen enough hurricanrana's to know to counter now.

(Showtime starts to crawl to his corner but Brad is still on the outside. Cody rolls up onto his feet as Showtime pulls himself up in the corner. Cody charges in and Showtime kicks him in the gut. Showtime jumps to the second rope, then leaps off for a sunset flip. Cody grabs onto the ropes to block. He then lets go and lays down on Showtime. 1.... 2... kick out. Cody quickly jumps to the top turnbuckle as Showtime rolls over and pushes himself up. Missle dropkick by Cody! 1.... 2.... kick out! Cody picks up Showtime and whips him into the corner. Rolling kick by Cody. Cody grabs Showtime in a front face lock, then jumps onto the second rope, spins around and drives Showtime's head into the canvas with the DDT! 1.... 2.... thr... Brad pulls Cody out of the ring.)

Randy Boggs: Luckily Brad was up to stop that one, or this would have been over.

King Royce: Like it matters. T2SF is going to win anyway, this is just prolonging the inevitable.

(Brad punches Cody on the outside then rams him into the ring post. Brad picks up Cody as Showtime talks with the ref, and rams his crotch into the ring post! T-Man runs into the ring to protest, but that just draws the ref over. Showtime slides out of the ring as Brad lifts Cody up for a powerbomb. He then falls back and Showtime catches Cody's head for the diamond cutter! The wows the crowd and they roll Cody back into the ring. Brad slides in and covers him as the ref asks if they tagged. Of course he said yes. 1..... 2..... Cody got his foot on the bottom rope.)

Randy Boggs: That was one innovative move there.

King Royce: And it, surprisingly, almost gave them the win.

(Brad pulls Cody's leg off the rope and drives his knees into it. He covers again. 1.... 2..... th... kick out! Brad slaps the mat then starts to punch Cody in the face. Brad pulls Cody onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Lariat by Brad! 1... 2.... kick out! Brad begins punching Cody again before hitting a snap suplex. 1... 2.... kick out! Brad talk with the ref, but decides it won't help him any so he grabs Cody by the hair and pulls him into a front facelock. Brad hammers on Cody's back before lifting him up and driving his head into the canvas with a brainbuster! 1..... 2.... thr... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Brad is getting a lot of nearfalls on Cody here.

King Royce: Well, he trained with Max Danger, so he's gotta be good. He knows what he's doing in there.

(Brad tosses Cody into the corner and tags in Showtime. They start to stomp Cody in the corner until the ref forces Brad out. Showtime whips Cody to the ropes and hits a back elbow. Cody goes down and Showtime runs to the ropes. Legdrop by Showtime. 1... 2... kick out. Showtime starts to slam Cody's head into the canvas before pulling him up. Cody is sent into the corner and Showtime hits his own rolling kick. Cody is lifted up onto the top turnbuckle and Showtime hits the top rope hurricanrana! 1.... 2.... thre... T-Man breaks up the count!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one!

King Royce: Sure was. Showtime and Brad are starting to get their shit together here.

(Showtime jaws with T-Man as he exits, getting the ref to come between them and Brad enters. Brad kicks Cody while he's down and starts to choke him. The ref turns around and Brad rolls out of the ring. Showtime tosses Cody through the ropes and to the floor before chatting it up with the ref. Brad slams Cody into the ring steps, then drops him onto them. Brad rolls Cody back into the ring and Showtime covers. 1.... 2... kick out! Showtime punches Cody several times before tagging in Brad.)

Randy Boggs: Brad and Showtime are working well here, making quick tags in and out.

King Royce: Plus their cheating behind the ref's back! Yeah!

(Brad stomps Cody before bringing him to his feet. Brad whips Cody to the ropes and Cody ducks his clothesline. Brad comes back by kneeing Cody in the stomach, flipping him over. Reverse chinlock applied by Brad. T-Man starts to slap the top turnbuckle and stomp the ring apron as the fans clap and stomp as well to get behind Cody. Cody starts to shake as he comes back. He elbows free and runs to the ropes. He ducks the lariat, then he ducks the back hand. But another knee to the gut takes him down. Brad reapplies the reverse chin lock.)

Randy Boggs: The fans and T-Man were getting behind Cody there for a comeback, but Brad stopped it short.

King Royce: I hate it when I'm forced to stop short.

Randy Boggs: Huh?

(T-Man does the same thing again getting the fans into and getting Cody pumped up enough to attempt a comeback. He elbows free again and runs to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, the back hand, another clothesline, but Brad goes for another knee. Cody flips through, and pulls Brad by the leg for the cover. 1... 2.. kick out! Brad jump up but misses the clothesline on Cody and Cody knees him in the gut. He goes to the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. No, Brad spins out and misses another clothesline. Brad goes to the ropes and he collides with Cody with both men hitting a clothesline.)

Randy Boggs: Both men are down from a double clothesline.

King Royce: And listen to these fans get behind Brad and Showtime!

Randy Boggs: They're getting behind T2SF, King.

King Royce: In my mind, it's for the non-Hall of Famers.

(Brad is the first to get moving as Cody starts to move a few seconds later. Cody is inching his way to the corner as Brad tags in Showtime. Showtime rushes in and grabs Cody's ankle, stopping him just short of T-Man. Cody tries an enziguri but Showtime ducks. Cody lands on his feet and hits it on the second try! Brad runs over and clothesline T-Man off the apron just as Cody was about to tag him in. Brad knees Cody in the stomach and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Brad jumps out of the ring and hammers T-Man on the back. Showtime starts to climb up after Cody and tries another top rope hurricanrana. Cody counters with a top rope powerbomb!!! Both men are down again!)

Randy Boggs: Wow!

King Royce: Wow is right, Joboggs!

(On the outside, Brad has his irish whip reversed and he crashes into the ring steps. T-Man jumps up onto the apron as the fans are going nuts for Cody to tag him. Cody does it! T-Man jumps in and blocks Showtime's right and hits his own. Irish whip and T-Man hits a beautiful dropkick! Showtime up and T-Man whips him into the corner. Stinger splash by T-Man! Showtime stumbles out of the corner and T-Man kicks him in the gut and hits a fameasser! 1.... 2.... thre... Showtime gets his foot on the bottom rope!)

Randy Boggs: T-Man is on fire here!

King Royce: Put it out, damn it!

(T-Man lifts Showtime up onto his feet but has his whip reversed and T-Man goes into the corner. Showtime follows in but T-Man holds onto the top ropes and jumps up allowing Showtime to go under him. T-Man grabs Showtime in a waistlock and hits the german suplex! T-Man rolls over and gets up on his feet and hits another one! He rolls over again and gets up with Showtime. A third german suplex by T-Man! T-Man is hitting the Rollover on Showtime! T-Man goes for a fourth but Showtime starts to elbow out with the what's left of his strength. He gets free and goes to clothesline T-Man, but he ducks and Showtime takes out the ref! T-Man locks Showtime up and hits a fourth german suplex! T-Man rolls over and pulls Showtime up again. Brad slides into the ring and smacks T-Man in the back with a steel chair! T-Man releases Showtime, who falls to the mat. T-Man turns around and Brad whacks him in the face! T-Man goes down as Cody rushes in. Brad whallops him too!)

Randy Boggs: Brad is going off with the chair!

King Royce: YEAH! He put out that damn fire, didn't he? Haha!

(The ref is starting to get up and Brad lays Showtime onto T-Man. 1......... 2........ THRE... KICK OUT!!!! The place explodes as Brad pushes the ref aside and grabs the chair. He taps it on the ground as T-Man slowly gets to his feet. *WHACK!* T-Man staggers back against the ropes. *WHACK* *WHACK* T-Man goes down as Brad tosses the chair out and lays Showtime on him again. The ref is back up and makes the count. 1......... 2....... THRE.... CODY BREAKS IT UP!!! The place is nuts again! Brad grabs Cody and goes for the Showstopper(slingshot brainbuster), but Cody pulls Brad down across the top rope and lands on the apron. Cody rams slingshots back in with a clothesline. NO! Brad counters with a powerslam!)

Randy Boggs: Man, this is sure heating up!

King Royce: Go team without a name!

(Brad tells Showtime to get on the second turnbuckle and he does so. Brad grabs T-Man and is trying to give him to Showtime for the Dangerous I(middle rope tombstone), but T-Man low blows Brad! Cody is up and jumps off of Brad's back and gives Showtime the Cody Kick(superkick)!! Showtime falls off the turnbuckle. T-Man jumps up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the T-Man Splash(frog splash)!!!! Cody keeps Brad at bay! 1..... 2...... 3!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Cody and Tomorrow Man have won again!

King Royce: Well... shit.

("A Tendency 2 Start Fires" begins to play as the crowd all start to scream out in excitement. Brad rolls out of the ring and pulls Showtime out. Cody and Tomorrow Man climb to opposite corners to celebrate when two men come from the crowd. It's the Japanese Jalopies! They slide into the ring and nails Cody and Tomorrow Man with superkicks when they come off the turnbuckles! The Jalopies jump up in excitement then rush out of the ring leaving the Hall of Famers laying.)

Randy Boggs: What the hell!? The Japanese Jalopies attacked Cody and Tomorrow Man!

King Royce: But I thought they WERE the Jalopies?

Randy Boggs: I did too. Something is up here.

You Want It?

(The cameras cut backstage where we see Bradley Duncan sitting on a couch with his arm in a sling. It's in a sling thanks to Frostie not released the Frost-Byte last week. The camera pans out as we see that it's paYne's locker room. paYne enters from the bathroom and stands in front of Duncan, obviously over the video game shenagins. paYne takes off the GHC Title and looks at it, then looks at Duncan.)

paYne: So, big man, do you want to be the new GHC Champion? Just pin me right here and you can be the champ. That way YOU can face Brooklyn tonight and I won't get humiliated.

(Bradley just stares at him not knowing what he's saying.)

paYne: Oh come on, it's the most prestigious championship in the world, Brad! You know you want it! Come on, just pin me!

(Bradley just smiles then looks at the Playstation 2 behind paYne.)

paYne: What? You want to play? Ok, but you're going to have to take my belt. So, is it a deal?

(Bradley just gets up and walks around the table. He picks up the controller and searches through the characters trying to find one he wants to be. paYne looks upset as he walks around and stands in front of Duncan.)

paYne: Come on... take it!!!! PLEEEEEEASSSSE!!

(Duncan just looks around paYne and at the screen. He selects Chris Benoit to face paYne. paYne just sighs and sits down next to Duncan. Duncan begins to play and has paYne in the crossface. paYne doesn't look happy watching this, when all of a sudden Brooklyn comes running down. He runs into the ring as Benoit slides out. paYne gets up and Brooklyn bounces off the ropes and paYne goes down. Brooklyn covers him for the win as paYne is in shock again. Duncan starts to shake the control then smacks the PS2 system wondering what's up. Then Duncan's interpretor comes in.)

Interpretor: *signing* Come on, Bradley, it's time to go. I talked with Butcher about you being out for awhile. So let's go, we've got to visit Max.

(Duncan just nods then lays down the controller. He pats paYne on the shoulder and signs "thank you" to him. paYne looks up at him and is in shock.)

paYne: H-H-How... How... how...

(paYne then snaps out of it and jumps to his feet. He rushes after Duncan and taps him on his shoulder.)

paYne: PLEASE take the title! You just saw what happened on that game! It's a sign! I don't stand a chance, Brad! TAKE MY TITLE!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!!

(paYne lays down on the floor as Bradley and the interpretor just looks at him like he's an idiot.)

paYne: Come on, PIN ME! PIN ME! PIN ME! PIN ME!!!!!!!!!

(Bradley just waves "goodbye" to paYne and walks off with interpretor. paYne sits up and a single tear rolls down his cheek as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: Poor paYne. He can't even give the title away.

King Royce: Hell, I'll take it! Give it to me, paYne!

Randy Boggs: You wanna wrestle Brooklyn?

King Royce: All I would have to do is lay down in the ring and let him pin me. But I would still be able to call myself a former GHC Champion.

Randy Boggs: True.

SEMI-MAIN EVENT
Jiraiya(c) VERSUS Angelica Dawson, OMEGA Championship Match

("Push It" by Static X starts to play as the beautiful Angelica Dawson makes her way out. The fans, or at least the males, are cheering her on and wanting to see her tits. Ya know, the usual. The women aren't too happy with her for what she did to paYne last week, but some are cheering because she stood up for herself or something. Dawson is making her way down the aisle when a fan jumps the railing and gives her some flowers. She smells them, then shoves them back into the fan's face, knocking him off the catwalk.)

Announcer: The following is set for one fall with a time limit of twenty minutes and it is for the gfwa OMEGA OMEGA Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... ANGELICAAAA DAWSOOOOON!!

(Angelica steps through the ropes as the guys continue to shout at her to show her tits. She then stands in the center of the ring and slowly starts to pull up her top. Then she shoots her hands out and gives everyone the finger!)

Randy Boggs: Why I never!

King Royce: Woohoo!

Randy Boggs: Why don't these people respect her for as an athlete?

King Royce: I dunno, ask them, not me. I respect her. Now show me yer tits, Dawson!

Randy Boggs: Right.

(Dawson stands in the corner when "Land of the Rising Sun" begins to play throughout the gymnasium. Out walks the OMEGA Champion, Jiraiya, with the title wrapped around his waist. The crowd begins to boo and cheer as he heads down towards the ring. They either like him or they hate him.)

Announcer: And her opponent, the current OMEGA Champion.... JIRAIIIIYAAAA!!!

(Jiraiya stops on the catwalk as the booing and cheering around him grow louder. Jiraiya then steps through the ropes and stares down Dawson. The ref takes the belt from Jiraiya and holds it high into the air to show that it's on the line. He then calls for the bell as the two participants start to circle each other. They lock up in the center of the ring and Dawson quickly knees him in the gut. Right hand but Dawson is blocked, however, and Jiraiya rakes her eyes. Irish whip by Jiraiya and he tries a dropkick, but Dawson holds onto the ropes. She runs off and attempts an elbow drop but Jiraiya moves. Jiraiya tries a leg drop but Dawson rolls away and up onto her feet. She tries a senton but Jiraiya moves and attempts the standing moonsault, but Dawson gets the knees up. Jiraiya rolls out of the ring as Dawson kips up to cheers.)

Randy Boggs: Nice back and forth wrestling to start, eh King?

King Royce: Right you are, Randy.

(Jiraiya takes a walk around the ring as Dawson shouts at him to get into the ring. Jiraiya pays her no attention as it seems he's talking to himself. Dawson takes the initiative and baseball slides Jiraiya. He stumbles back into the guardrail and Dawson unleashes some knife-edged chops. The crowd "Whoo!"s right along with her. Dawson whips Jiraiya to the steps but Jiraiya leaps over them. He turns around and Dawson jumps off them and hits a cross body on him. Dawson mounts him and begins to hammer away until the ref orders them back into the ring. Dawson slides in as Jiraiya pulls himself up by the announce table.)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is a little spitfire here tonight.

King Royce: Oh, if she heard that she would kick your ass.

(Jiraiya is trying to regain his composure and starts to readjust his tights. He gets one knee onto the apron while holding onto the top rope, when Dawson dropkicks him, knocking him back against the new announce table, which was brought out after the Casey-Casanova match, btw. Dawson then holds onto the top rope, then slingshots herself out with a somersault on Jiraiya! Dawson gets up and slides back into the ring as the crowd cheers her on.)

Randy Boggs: Nice move there by Dawson.

King Royce: She's really taking it to the OMEGA Champ, here tonight.

(Jiraiya rolls to the ring and pulls himself up against the ring apron. Dawson tries another baseball slide but Jiraiya moves. Right hand by Jiraiya is blocked and Dawson hits him with her own. Dawson slams Jiraiya's head into the ring steps before rolling Jiraiya into the ring. Dawson climbs up onto the apron and tries a slingshot legdrop but Jiraiya rolls out of the way and to the outside. Jiraiya grabs Dawson's leg and pulls her to the corner and crotches her on the ring post. She just smiles as Jiraiya realizes that it really has no effect on her. She crawls out and Jiraiya knees her in the gut. She blocks him trying to ram her into the ring steps and then does it to Jiraiya again. She rolls him into the ring then pulls him to the corner and crotches him on the post to a big pop from the ladies and a loud groan from the males.)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya should have known better than to try that on her.

King Royce: Well, he's paying for his mistake now.

(Dawson climbs up onto the apron and heads to the top turnbuckle. Jiraiya rolls away from the corner and gets to his feet. He's stumbling around holding himself and Dawson comes off the top with a missle dropkick! 1.... 2... kick out. Dawson pins his shoulders down again. 1.... 2.... kick out. Dawson slaps Jiraiya then slingshots him into the corner. He stumbles backwards and Dawson lifts him up onto her shoulders for the Crucifixion, just to rub it into paYne's face. Jiraiya kicks free and runs to the ropes. He takes Dawson down with a shoulder block, then runs to the ropes again. Dawson lays chest-down on the mat as Jiraiya steps over her. He continues to the ropes and Dawson jumps up for a hurricanrana but Jiraiya blocks with a powerbomb! 1.... 2.... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: They went back and forth and Jiraiya was able to hit the big move for the nearfall.

King Royce: It's about time he got some offense in.

(Jiraiya pulls Dawson up and hits some knife-edged chops to her chest before whipping her into the corner. Jiraiya follows in but gets hit with a back elbow. Dawson climbs up to the second turnbuckle and grabs the champ's head. She attempts a Tornado DDT, but he holds onto the ropes preventing her from going anywhere. Jiraiya frees himself from the front facelock, uses the bottom rope to get more height and kicks Dawson in the face. Jiraiya then springboards off the top rope and hurricanranas Dawson off the turnbuckles! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Wow! What a move by Jiraiya!

King Royce: That was really cool.

(Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and gives her two stiff forearm shots to the face before sending her to the ropes. She reverses the whip and Jiraiya hits the handspring elbow! Jiraiya runs to the ropes rolls on the ground pops up and hits the somersault senton. Jiraiya gets back up and hits a standing moonsault! 1.... 2.... thr.. KICK OUT! Jiraiya can sense that he has the match well in hand and whips Dawson to the ropes. Jiraiya runs to the opposite ropes and meets Dawson in the center of the ring with a flying back elbow! 1..... 2..... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya is starting to pick up some steam here.

King Royce: Yeah, he's really on a roll.

(Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and whips her to the ropes. She reverses again, but he reverses that. She bounces off the ropes and Jiraiya kicks her in the stomach. Kick to the back, kick to the gut, kick to the back to knock her to her knees. Kick to her chest again and another to the back of her head! Jiraiya with the Triangle lock in the center of the ring! Dawson is screaming out in pain as she inches her way towards the ropes. Slowly but surely she makes it. Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and whips her to the ropes again. Jiraiya locks on the Octopus hold! Jiraiya releases it and covers. 1.... 2.... thre.... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is in some bad shape now, as Jiraiya is hitting on all cylinders.

King Royce: She needs to get out of the ring and take a breather or she's going to walk away empty handed here tonight.

(Jiraiya brings Dawson up onto her feet again and starts to hit her with more forearm shots. Irish whip and Jiraiya gets a back body drop. Jiraiya with a dropkick to the back of her head. Springboard moonsault by Jiraiya! 1.... 2... thr.. kick out! Jiraiya whips Dawson into the corner and hits an handspring elbow! Dawson staggers from the corner and Jiraiya jumps up to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a 450 Splash and lands on her shoulder, but she drops down giving him a Ligerbomb to counter the dragonrana!! She and Jiraiya are down.)

Randy Boggs: What a counter to the dragonrana!

King Royce: Damn, I love that move and wanted to see it!

(The ref stands between them and begins to count. 1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5.... 6..... 7..... 8..... Dawson is on her knees.... 9.... Jiraiya is up.... TE.... and so is Dawson. Dawson blocks his right and hits one of her own. Another block and Dawson hits a second one. Knife-edged chops by Dawson before whipping him to the ropes. Handspring elbow by Jiraiya! No, Dawson grabs him around the waist and hits a release german suplex! Their both down again, but Dawson is soon up on her feet. Jiraiya is on his knees as Dawson sets up for the Falling Grace(superkick). Jiraiya is up and he catches her foot. He spins her around but she ducks his clothesline. She tries the Falling Grace again, but he catches it again. He spins her around a second time but she ducks another clothesline and hits the german suplex! 1.... 2..... thre... Kick out!)

Randy Boggs: What a sequence of counter wrestling that was, King!

King Royce: She's starting to heat back up!

(Dawson brings Jiraiya onto his feet and hits some more knife-edged chops. Irish whip by Dawson and she knees him in the gut. DDT by Dawson! 1... 2... KICK OUT! Dawson mounts Jiraiya and hammers him with right hands. Dawson lifts him up onto his feet and gives him more knife-edged chops and sends him into the corner. Dawson follows in with a clothesline. She climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits a Tornado DDT! 1.... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!! Dawson climbs back up onto the second turnbuckle as she waits for Jiraiya to get onto his feet. Jiraiya staggers up onto his feet, facing away from her, and she leaps off for the Random Violence(diamond dust), but Jiraiya sensed it coming and rolls back. Dawson lands on her feet but Jiraiya jumps up and yells "Banzai!" hits the Banzai Drop(reverse hurricanrana)!!! Dawson is rolled over after Jiraiya catches his breath and Jiraiya gets the lateral press! 1..... 2..... 3! NO! NO! Dawson got her foot on the bottom rope!!!)

Randy Boggs: My god!! Dawson got her foot on the bottom rope the last second!

King Royce: The Banzai Drop came out of nowhere, Randy. Amazing!

(Jiraiya slaps the mat knowing he should have hooked her leg, but quickly puts it behind him and lifts Dawson. Jiraiya picks up Dawson and hits the Tsunami backbreaker! Jiraiya jumps to the top rope and springboards back with the split-legged moonsault! Dawson gets her knees up at the last second!!! Jiraiya rolls around holding his stomach before getting to his feet. Falling Grace by Dawson!!!! Both are down! Dawson slowly crawls over and covers Jiraiya! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!! Dawson is in shock!)

Randy Boggs: WOW! Jiraiya kicked out of the Falling Grace!!!

King Royce: Awesome, awesome, awesome!

(Dawson slaps the canvas then lifts up Jiraiya. Irish whip and Jiraiya tries the handspring elbow again! She catches him with another waistlock and tries the german suplex! Jiraiya lands on his feet!! Jiraiya jumps on her back for the Banzai Drop again, but she holds onto his legs to block. She lifts him up and brings him down face-first while sitting down herself with the sitdown inverted powerbomb!! Dawson with a springboard moonsault onto Jiraiya's back! She rolls him over... 1..... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: Wow, wowy, wow, wow!

King Royce: You're damn right, Randy!

(Dawson slaps the mat repeatedly then kicks the bottom rope. She lifts up Jiraiya and hits her with more knife-edged chops. Irish whip and Dawson kicks him in the stomach. She goes for the Implant DDT and hits it! That's step one of the Death from Above! She goes to clamp down on the rings of saturn to complete it, but Jiraiya is blocking by keeping one arm in front of him. She starts to knee him in the side and spins him around. She goes for a second implant DDT, but Jiraiya backs her into the corner. He drives his shoulder into her stomach before whipping her across the ring. Jiraiya with the somersault kick to her temple!!! Jiraiya lifts up Dawson and sets her onto the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. Jiraiya climbs up and yells out "Banzai!". He jumps onto her shoulders for the Banzai Drop, but she holds onto the support rod. Jiraiya is just sitting on her shoulders with his legs wrapped around her throat as she hangs on for dear life. Jiraiya loosens his grip and starts to hammer Dawson in the head. Dawson whips her head back and gets Jiraiya in the crotch! Electric Chair Drop from the top!! They're both down!!)

Randy Boggs: Whoa! Dawson with a beautiful counter!

King Royce: This has been one hell of an encounter, Randy.

(The ref begins to count down the two down as the crowd counts along. 1.... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... 6..... 7..... 8..... 9..... TE.... Dawson drapes an arm across Jiraiya! 1..... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!! Dawson rolls off and pushes herself up. Jiraiya pushes himself up as well as Dawson comes running at her. Jiraiya lowers his head and Dawson gets the sunset flip! 1... 2.... Jiraiya reverses.... 1.... 2.... TH... Dawson rolls out and puts her head between his legs, pinning him down.... 1.... 2..... thre.... Jiraiya pushes her head forward flipping her onto her back.... 1..... 2.... THR.... Dawson rolls out and jumps onto Jiraiya with her butt in his face and the back of her head in his crotch..... 1..... 2.... THRE.... Jiraiya bridges up and spins around. They fight over a backslide and Jiraiya gets it! 1.... 2..... THRE.... Kick out! They're both up and Jiraiya misses the clothesline and Dawson jumps onto his shoulders. Victory roll by Dawson! 1.... 2.... THRE.. KICK OUT!!! They both jump up and Jiraiya tries a hurricanrana, but Dawson isn't letting him so he flips over her back and tries a sunset flip! Dawson is fighting it. She's fighting it! She's almost over! No, she sits down on Jiraiya! 1.... 2..... THRE... *ding, ding, ding*... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: What the hell!? Why did the bell ring?

King Royce: I dunno, but I think Dawson may have won it, although the bell distracted me, so Jiraiya could have kicked out.

(The ref is confused as well, having the bell distract his concentration on the count and kick out. He looks over at the announcer and time keeper, who are talking it over. The announcer then tells the ref who nods his head.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a TIME LIMIT DRAW!!

(The fans instantly begin to boo as Dawson just collapses to the mat with her head into her hands. Jiraiya is in the corner, leaning against the bottom rope, as the ref hands him his OMEGA Championship. Jiraiya them pulls himself up, with the sweat dripping from him. He walks over to Dawson as the fans are booing because they are sure he's going to do something.)

Randy Boggs: Get out of there, Dawson! He's going to hit you with the belt!

King Royce: DO IT! DO IT!

(Jiraiya extends his hand as Dawson looks up at him. Jiraiya pumps his hand to show her to grab it. She cautiously does and he pulls her onto her feet. Jiraiya shakes her hand as she starts to shake back. The fans applaud as Jiraiya releases and starts to walk away. Then Dawson grabs his shoulder and pulls him around. She grabs his arm and holds it in the air as the place cheers.)

Randy Boggs: Wow, sportsmanship after a hard fought matchup. That's what's missing in today's sports.

King Royce: Man, I hate that shit.

(Jiraiya then goes to walk out but Dawson pulls him back and kicks him in the stomach. Implant DDT by Dawson!! She applies the Rings of Saturn to complete the Death from Above!! The ref rushes over to try and pull her off but all she's doing is screaming "NO! NO! NO! I should have won! I should have won! NO! NO! NO!". Finally she releases the hold and Jiraiya's body goes limp in the center of the ring. Dawson grabs the OMEGA Championship and holds up in the air as there are a lot boos from the crowd. She leans down next to Jiraiya and drapes the title over him.)

Angelica Dawson: That belt is going to be mine!

("Push It" then hits as Dawson jumps out of the ring and starts walking to the back. The ref checks on Jiraiya as a medic comes running down to see how he is. Dawson continues to the back, no longer getting the "show me your tits" chants, but rather just flat out boos and looks of amazement.)

Randy Boggs: Dawson has snapped, King. She is just gone.

King Royce: I love it, too! Not only is she hot, she's a frickin' lunatic!

ARMAGEDDON ATHLETICS

(The scene switches to what appears to be a boardroom of some kind in an office building.  In the bottom right-hand corner of the screen, the words "Earlier This Week" appear and then disappear.  In the boardroom, there is a long conference table with numerous high-backed, leather chairs.  On the wall, written in red are the words Armageddon Athletics.  Adjacent to the table is a TV/VCR set sitting on a rolling stand.  Sitting at the table are three men wearing expensive three-piece suits, each of them shuffling sheets of paper. Two of them appear to be rather young-ish, with the third one a little bit older, with salt and pepper hair brushed back.)

Young Suit #1: Fox, you crazy bastard, you think this little scheme of yours is going to work?

Young Suit #2:  Seriously, Floyd, this little attempt at a 'last hurrah' is going to be your downfall.

Fox:  I know how you feel boys, but I've got enough left in me to convince the brass of our company and of the GFWA to for this...I know I can make it work.

(Fox picks up his papers in front of them and starts shuffling through them, perusing them.)

Fox:  My only problem is the competition.  I mean, this is the GFWA... Where is Adam King?  Where is Chaos?  Jostrodomus?  Phobia?  Where is the...

(Just then, into the boardroom, clad in just a white t-shirt and jeans, looking like he doesn't care who he's meeting with, is the Butcher.)

Fox:  ...Butcher.

Butcher:  That's me.

Fox:  Where has all the competition gone in GFWA?

Butcher:  That's gfwa Omega, Mr. Fox.  We're not the same promotion we were a year ago.

Fox:  No matter... The plan will go on as scheduled... Your federation is the only one I could convince to go along with this plan.

Butcher:  With no due respect, Mr. Fox, we haven't been convinced to 'go along' with anything yet.

Fox:  ...Yet.

Butcher:  Okay, so would you mind telling me exactly why I had to come down to Boston from New Hampshire to meet with you?

Fox:  Not tell... show.

(Fox gets up from his seat and walks over to the TV/VCR set and sticks in a tape and presses play.  He stands next to the TV as the tape begins to roll, showing very grainy, poor quality video with extremely low, almost inaudible sound.  The camera comes into focus and it appears that we're inside a rather large gymnasium with a track circling around field areas.  The camera zooms in on a wrestling mat where there are two heavyweights grappling with each other.  The video keeps cutting from match to match, always showing highlights of the same man.  He's a young man with a wiry frame and short black hair and no facial hair.  He's got on green tights with an unrecognizable flag on them.  Every match he's in, he dominates his opponent, until the last one where you see him get pinned a couple of times.  It then cuts to a medal stand where the man is in the second place, or silver medal, podium receiving his medal.  Fox looks around the room at the three men, with the video still going.  He gets a big grin on his face.)

Fox:  Eh?

(There is no response from the three men who look on with confused looks on their faces.  The video cuts from that gymnasium to another one.  It shows the same man wrestling, but you can tell that this is a great deal later.  He's got more meat on his frame and a full beard and mustache.  His hair is wild and curly, going every which way.  He, again, dominates his opponents and after every pin, he gets up and throws his hands in the air, letting out a roar that would be loud if the sound quality of the tape weren't so poor.  The smattering of fans in the stands seem to be enthralled with the man.  This video package ends with him standing on the gold medal podium, receiving his medal.  Fox stops the tape and turns to his compatriots.)

Suit #1:  What the hell...

Suit #2:  ...was that?

Fox:  That, my friends, was Remy Resnick.

Suit #1:  What is a Remy Resnick?

Fox:  He is my ticket to Millionaire Estates and Armageddon Athletics' ticket to the large slice of the market share pie.

Suit #2:  You're nuts, Fox... That tape had to be at least 15 years old.

Fox:  Actually, the first clip was 17 years old and the second was 13 years old... Not a bad guess.

Suit #1:  So what is your plan?

Fox:  I'm going to take Remy Resnick, bring him to the GFWA...

(Butcher glares at Fox.)

Fox:  ...Sorry, gfwa Omega, and as he's rising to the top of the federation, promote him heavily as the official wrestler as Armageddon Athletics.  We've seen it hundreds of times where athleticwear companies throw millions of dollars at established stars to sell their products... But you've never seen any actually make a star to sell their products.  It's absolutely brilliant.

Suit #1:  Unless he never becomes a star.

(The second suit almost bursts into laughter at this.  Butcher has remained stoic through this entire discussion.)

Fox:  No, you're absolutely right.  If he never becomes a star, then it's a wasted investment... But that's why I searched the entire globe for athletes in all sports and my search ended on this one guy... This wrestler... This man-beast.

Suit #1:  But isn't he old?

Fox:  He's 34 now.  Old for gfwa Omega, sure, but young compared to most stars in the wrestling world.  And I've seen how this guy looks now... He's even more impressive now than he was 13 years ago.  Trust me... This guy is the one.

Suit #2:  Well, you don't have to convince us, you have to convince him.

(He points at the Butcher, who leans forward in his chair.)

Fox:  So what do you say, Butch?  Do we have a deal?  Just pay him the federation minimum and whatever his exportation costs are going to be.

Butcher:  Federation minimum, huh?  I haven't got much to lose then... Why not?

(Fox gets a look of absolute jubilation on his face as he rushes over to the Butcher and grabs his hand, pumping it up and down.)

Fox:  Oh you won't regret this, Butcher... And if you ever need my... or his... services, don't hesitate to ask.

(Butcher takes his hand away from Fox's and takes his leave from the boardroom, leaving Fox beaming and the two young suits shaking their hands.)

Suit #1:  I don't know how you do it, Fox... but you're only halfway home.  You still have to convince the boys upstairs to go for it.

Fox:  And I've got to get Remy freed.

Suit #2:  Freed?  Freed from what?

Fox:  Jail.

(The scene fades as Fox gets a pensive look on his face and the two young suits get shocked looks on their faces.)

It's Mine

(We head to the backstage area where Denise Lopez is standing next to Brooklyn and Frostie. Frostie doesn't look too pleased but Brooklyn is beaming.)

Denise Lopez: Brooklyn, here in a few minutes you are going to get the chance to become the GHC Champion, wha...

(Brooklyn interrupts her.)

Brooklyn: Chance? Chance!? No, I don't have a chance to become the GHC Champion. I WILL become the GHC Champion, and everyone knows it. You know, I know, Frostie knows it, and best of all, paYne knows it. He knows he can't defeat me. He hasn't done so yet, and tonight isn't going to be the time he does. He says he's changed his number, but it looked like that number was already in use as he had to go back to his old one after those little video game misadventures.

Denise Lopez: Yeah, wasn't that just the weirdest thing?

Brooklyn: I must admit, I have never seen anything like that before. But it's just further proof that I have paYne's number. But paYne that was just a game. This is real, and I will REALLY take the GHC Championship from your grasps, because you just can't beat me, it's as simple as that.

Denise Lopez: Now, Frostie. You have the shot at the GHC Championship at 2 Days in Hell, aren't you worried that you may have to face your stablemate, Brooklyn?

(Denise moves the microphone over to Frostie who's about to speak, but Brooklyn grabs the microphone to prevent it. Frostie gives Brooklyn a look of discontent, but Brooklyn pays it no attention.)

Brooklyn: Of course he isn't worried, Denise. We are professionals and we know that the GHC Championship is the biggest prize in the game.

Denise Lopez: But the question is, are you trying to take Frostie's spot, Brooklyn?

Brooklyn: What kind of question is that? Of course I'm not trying to take his spot. We are a family. We are apart of The New Dynasty. We are here to help each other, not fight each other. But if we have to, we will, but we'll do so in a friendly manner.

Denise Lopez: Frostie, what do you think of Brooklyn getting the title shot tonight?

(Brooklyn intercepts again, making Frostie more pissed.)

Brooklyn: He thinks it's great, Denise. He's happy for me, as is the entire New Dynasty. They all realize that I'm just trying to bring more hold into the group. And when I do, we'll keep it there. They know I have paYne's number, and if anyone is going to defeat him, it's me. No offence, Frostie. But I've beaten him three times...

(Frostie grabs the microphone from him.)

Frostie: I was apart of the win last week, Brooklyn. So I, too, have a win over the man.

Brooklyn: I know, but I have THREE wins. And I've pinned his shoulders to the mat. The only person to do that, I might add. That's why I'm getting the shot tonight and that's why I will walk out of Princeton with the GHC and GHC Tag Team Championships around my waist.

(Brooklyn walks off as Frostie steps closer to Denise and grabs the microphone. He's about to say something when Brooklyn hollers after him and we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie doesn't seem to happy with Brooklyn, King.

King Royce: Oh he'll get over it. He knows Brooklyn will beat paYne here tonight and get his shot at Brooklyn at 2 Days in Hell. Heck, it's probably better because then Brooklyn may just give Frostie the title at the PPV.

Randy Boggs: I'm not sure that's how anyone would want to win it.

King Royce: I would!

Randy Boggs: Well, that match is next so let's get right to it!

MAIN EVENT
paYne(c) VERSUS Brooklyn, GHC Championship Match

("#1" by Nelly Plays. Brooklyn comes out carrying his Tag Team Title. Though he doesn't hesitate to taunt the crowd, he goes straight to the ring. He sets his title on the apron, while he uses the stairs to get into the ring. He grabs his belt and holds it up for the crowd to see, then hands it to the ref.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman Introducing first. One-Half of the gO GHC Tag Team Champions, and a member of New Dynasty.... BROOKLYN!

(Brooklyn looks determined and focused as "Pain" by Tupac starts up. The fans all come to their feet and while some boo, some cheer, basically because they thought those scenes earlier were funny. paYne doesn't come out for sometime and the fans start to boo. Brooklyn talks with the ref about paYne not coming out as the music fades out. "Pain" plays again as everyone waits for the champion to make his entrance. It plays for about a minute with when comes stumbling out, as if he was pushed out. He was, because he tries to run back but The Butcher, Sean Casey, and Syn push him back through. paYne looks back as they shout for him to go wrestle. paYne starts to slowly walk down the catwalk as he continues to look back, but sees the three still standing there.)

Announcer: And his opponent, the current GHC Champion, sadly..... PAAAAAYNE!!!

(paYne stops just outside the ring as Brooklyn stares him down. paYne slowly enters the ring as the ref takes the belt away from him.)

paYne: So you want to be the champion? Fine, take it!

(paYne tries to leave the ring but Brooklyn grabs his tights and pulls him back in. Right hand by Brooklyn and another. Brooklyn whips paYne to the ropes as the ref calls for the bell. paYne grabs ahold of the ropes and jumps out of the ring as Brooklyn is pissed. paYne runs over to King Royce.)

paYne: You said you wanted to be the champ, so pin me! PIN ME!

(paYne lays down still shouting for King to pin him.)

King Royce: Well... alright.

(King Royce takes off his headset and kneels down beside paYne. He lays across him as he counts the pin himself. Brooklyn pulls him off and tosses him back into his seat. Brooklyn pulls up paYne and tosses him into the ring.)

King Royce: Damn, and I almost became the GHC Champion!

Randy Boggs: Better luck next time, partner.

(Brooklyn rolls into the ring but paYne rolls out the other side and runs to the guardrail. The fans all stand up to act as a wall so paYne can't escape. paYne turns around to see Brooklyn jump out of the ring. paYne takes off running and Brooklyn follows him. paYne slides back into the ring and runs to the ropes. Brooklyn slides in and blocks paYne's clothesline and hits his own. paYne rolls to the corner and pulls himself up. Brooklyn charges in but paYne moves. Brooklyn runs up the ropes and jumps back to kick paYne in the face. 1... 2... kick out.)

Randy Boggs: Why'd he kick out!?

King Royce: Because he wants to prove he can beat Brooklyn I guess, or just instinct.

(Brooklyn picks up paYne and whips him to the ropes and gives paYne a back body drop. paYne pops back up and Brooklyn clotheslines him over the top rope and onto the catwalk. Brooklyn heads to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a flying clothesline on paYne! paYne rolls forward to try and get away but Brooklyn follows after him. Right hand by Brooklyn knocks paYne back. Another one takes paYne down and he rolls backward. Brooklyn with a clothesline to take paYne down. He lifts up paYne and rams his head into the entrance way, and does it again. paYne is lead by the hair back towards the ring. Right hand by Brooklyn knocks paYne back and a clothesline takes him down. Brooklyn picks up paYne and suplexes him onto the top rope. Knee lift by Brooklyn knocks paYne back into the ring.)

Randy Boggs: This is just complete domination in the early going by Brooklyn.

King Royce: He has paYne's number, Randy.

(Brooklyn enters the ring as paYne scoots back into the corner. Brooklyn stalks after him and walks into a kick to the stomach. paYne starts to fire back with rights much to the fan's delight actually. paYne has Brooklyn reeling and goes for a big haymaker. Brooklyn ducks and it's KICK WHAM STUNNER! paYne pops backwards and into the corner. Brooklyn rolls him over for the cover. 1... 2... kick out! Brooklyn picks up paYne and goes for the reversal, but paYne reverses. Brooklyn ducks the clothesline and ducks the backhand. Brooklyn comes back off the ropes and paYne leapfrogs him. Brooklyn stops in his tracks and waits for paYne to turn around. He does and it's KICK WHAM DDT!! 1.... 2... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn is one step ahead of paYne at all times.

King Royce: Like I said, he has paYne's number.

(Brooklyn whips paYne into the corner but runs into a boot. paYne comes out of the corner but misses the clothesline. Brooklyn jumps to the middle turnbuckle and springboards off with a dropkick to paYne when he turns around. paYne is knocked across the ring and he slides to the outside. He stumbles against the railing and starts to walk around as Brooklyn climbs out. paYne goes for a right hand but Brooklyn blocks and nails him with his own. Brooklyn is tagging paYne with his hard rights and whips paYne into the ring steps. paYne puts his foot up to stop and turns around to see Brooklyn running at him. At the last second paYne ducks and flips Brooklyn over the steps and onto the hard concrete. paYne leans against the steps to catch his breath.)

Randy Boggs: That was a smart counter by paYne, even if it was a last ditch effort.

King Royce: Whatever gets the job done, Randy.

(paYne walks around the steps as Brooklyn gets to his feet by the announce table. paYne goes to ram Brooklyn's head into the table, but Brooklyn blocks and goes to ram paYne's head into it, but HE blocks. paYne slaps Brooklyn in the stomach and goes to ram his head into it agian, but Brooklyn blocks then elbows paYne in the mouth, backing him up against the apron. paYne comes charging at Brooklyn but he gives him a spinebuster on the floor!)

Randy Boggs: Man, that's gotta hurt, King.

King Royce: Want me to do it to you?

Randy Boggs: No.

(Brooklyn picks up paYne and rolls him into the ring. Brooklyn climbs onto the apron and heads to the top turnbuckle. paYne gets up onto his feet and Brooklyn nails him with a flying clothesline! Brooklyn picks up paYne and whips him to the corner. No, paYne reverses. Brooklyn walks up the turnbuckles, then hits a moonsault from the top on the standing paYne! 1.... 2.... kick out! Brooklyn starts to hammer paYne with rights before sending him to the ropes. Brooklyn goes to the opposite ropes, but misses his clothesline. They continue to the ropes and Brooklyn obliterates paYne with a spear! 1..... 2.... th... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: What a spear by Brooklyn!

King Royce: I don't guess paYne needed his upper body, right?

(Brooklyn quickly lifts paYne up onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Brooklyn knees paYne in the gut and runs to the ropes. Swinging neckbreaker by Brooklyn! 1... 2.... kick out! Brooklyn pins him down again! 1.. 2.. kick out! Brooklyn does it again while rubbing his forearm into paYne's face. 1.... 2.... kick out! Brooklyn picks up paYne, after just trying to wear him out, and sends him into the corner. paYne hits then comes running back out. Brooklyn with a tilt-a-whirl slam on paYne! Standing moonsault! 1... 2.... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn is going at a fast pace here to try and wear down our champion who, as everyone knows, has awesome stamina.

King Royce: And it'll work too, because paYne just has it in his mind that he can't beat Brooklyn, which is working against him.

(Brooklyn hammers away at paYne's face with rights before bringing him onto his feet. More rights from Brooklyn and he whips paYne to the ropes. Brooklyn lowers his head and paYne holds onto the ropes. Brooklyn looks up and charges at paYne. paYne flips Brooklyn over the top and onto the catwalk. paYne drops to one knee trying to catch his breath. Brooklyn gets back up as paYne gets up. Brooklyn runs down the apron, jumps onto the second turnbuckle rod and springboards back with a dropkick to paYne. Brooklyn heads up top and hits the senton from the top taking all the air out of paYne! 1.... 2... THR.... KICK OUT!! Brooklyn slaps the mat but quickly locks on a reverse chinlock to wear paYne down even more.)

Randy Boggs: Smart strategy by Brooklyn. He wore him out with big moves and now it just going to take it a bit slower and drain every bit of his energy out.

King Royce: I'd have to agree, but you'll have to remember paYne's resilincy.

(paYne is stomping his foot on the ground as the fans start to clap and stomp their feet. It starts to get paYne pumped up and he starts to shake his arms and gets to his knees as Brooklyn is up on his feet. paYne is up, but still leaning over, and elbows Brooklyn in the gut. Another one almost frees him. And a third one does. paYne runs to the ropes, but Brooklyn gets him in an abdominal stretch. Brooklyn is hammering on paYne's ribs as the fans begin to get into it again. paYne starts to power out and hiptosses Brooklyn over. paYne falls to his knees as Brooklyn quickly gets up. paYne is up and he runs at Brooklyn. Brooklyn picks up paYne up over his head then drops him for the gorilla press slam.)

Randy Boggs: What an impressive display of strength by Brooklyn.

King Royce: Brooklyn is the fresher man, too, you have to realize that.

(Brooklyn picks up paYne and punches him several times. Brooklyn knees paYne into the gut and lifts paYne up for a vertical suplex. Brooklyn is holding paYne up for awhile, then drops down to his butt, bringing paYne down on his back for the Orange Crush. Brooklyn grabs paYne by the hair and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam by Brooklyn. 1.... 2.... thr... kick out! Brooklyn slingshots paYne into the corner. paYne staggers out and Brooklyn hits a Tiger Suplex! 1.... 2.... thr.. Kick out!!! Brooklyn kicks paYne a few times before lifting him up. Brooklyn hits a russian legsweep! He gets back up and hits another one! Brooklyn is up with paYne again and hits a reverse russian legsweep! 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Not only are the moves taking a lot of out paYne, so his constant kick outs.

King Royce: Brooklyn has paYne right where he wants him, Randy.

(Brooklyn pulls paYne up to his feet and smacks him a couple of times. That wakes up paYne and he starts to hammer Brooklyn with rights, but Brooklyn pokes him in the eye and knees him in the stomach. Brooklyn puts paYne's head between his legs and pulls him up and drives him down with a piledriver! 1... 2.... thre... paYne gets his foot on the bottom rope. Brooklyn pulls paYne to the center of the ring and covers him again. 1... 2... thr... kick out! Brooklyn slams paYne's head into the canvas while shouting at him.)

Brooklyn: You can't beat me paYne! You can't beat me! You know that? You CAN'T beat me!

Randy Boggs: Some trashing talking by Brooklyn there.

King Royce: It's true though.

(Brooklyn pulls paYne up onto his feet and whips him into the corner. Brooklyn kicks away and between kicks he taunts him. Brooklyn grabs paYne by the head and starts to ram it into the top turnbuckle while taunting inbetween again. Brooklyn gets lifts paYne up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. Brooklyn slaps him and continues to taunt him. Brooklyn sets up for the superplex but paYne starts to fight back. paYne lifts up Brooklyn and drops him crotch-first onto the top rope! paYne clotheslines Brooklyn off and to the outside as the crowd jumps to their feet.)

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, the taunting was the last straw, King.

King Royce: Yeah, no one likes to have their ass beat and have the guy tell ya he's doing it at the same time.

(paYne is on his hands and knees in the ring while catching his breath. Brooklyn rolls to the guardrail and pulls himself up. Brooklyn starts back towards the ring and paYne runs to the ropes and baseball slides Brooklyn. Brooklyn stumbles back against the guardrail and paYne runs to the ropes, bounces off then comes back across the ring and jumps over the top rope and nails Brooklyn with a clothesline as the crowd jumps to their feet and applauds! paYne is wailing away on Brooklyn then lifts him onto his feet and continues the punishment with rights. paYne whips Brooklyn into the steps, no, Brooklyn stops just short and turns around. paYne rushes at him for a spear but Brooklyn leapfrogs him. paYne slams into the steps as Brooklyn leans against the guardrail to compose himself.)

Randy Boggs: paYne was making a big comeback there, but just got overzealous and it cost him.

King Royce: Brooklyn is just staying one step ahead of the champ.

(Brooklyn walks over to paYne and grabs him by the hair. Hard right hand by Brooklyn and he tosses him against the railing. Brooklyn rushes at him and paYne flips him over and into the crowd. paYne leans against the railing catching his breath but quickly jumps over the railing after Brooklyn. Brooklyn with a hard right and paYne comes back with his own. Another right by Brooklyn, no, paYne blocks it. paYne with a right, then another, and another, and another. The champ has the challenger reeling, until a knee to the gut stops it. Brooklyn sets paYne up for a piledriver on the concrete... no, paYne flips him over. paYne mounts Brooklyn and starts to hammer away as the fans are cheering him on. paYne picks up Brooklyn and gets poked in the eye. paYne backs up as Brooklyn takes a chair from a fan. paYne kicks him in the gut before he can use it and takes it away. paYne whallops Brooklyn in the back with the chair, knocking him on his knees. paYne pulls the chair to go for a big homerun swing on Brooklyn, but he ducks and low blows paYne! Brooklyn with a DDT on the floor!)

Randy Boggs: The ref is just letting everything go here.

King Royce: This is one brutal match, and as you can see both men are drenched in their own sweat.

(Brooklyn slowly pulls paYne up and leads him to the railing. Brooklyn tosses paYne over and quickly goes over himself. Brooklyn with a right hand to paYne knocking him against the announce table. Brooklyn mounts paYne and hammers away before pulling paYne upright on the announce table.)

Randy Boggs: Don't do it! This is our second table of the night!

King Royce: Where's the spanish table when ya need it?

(Brooklyn hammers on paYne's back before stepping onto the guardail behind the announcers. Brooklyn grabs paYne about the throat for a chokeslam it seems. paYne elbows him in the back of the head almost causing him to fall of the railing. paYne grabs the back of Brooklyn's head and bulldogs him off the railing and onto some vacated chairs at ringside. The fans scatter as paYne rolls onto his stomach and pushes himself up. paYne grabs Brooklyn by the head and starts to punch away. paYne lifts up Brooklyn and scoops him up and slams him onto the concrete. paYne stomps away but you can just tell he's tired. paYne picks Brooklyn back up and scoops him up again. Brooklyn slips out behind him and locks in a full nelson. paYne reverses the hold and hooks Brooklyn's arms behind him but gets low blowed! Brooklyn stumbles forward and leans on an empty chair.)

Randy Boggs: Both of these men have taken a lot of punishment, but more paYne than Brooklyn.

King Royce: Brooklyn is more tired from kicking paYne's ass than anything paYne's actually done, in my opinion anyway.

(Brooklyn folds up the chair and turns around to paYne who punches him in the face. Another one and another gets Brooklyn reeling. But Brooklyn jams the chair into paYne's gut and whacks it across is back. Brooklyn grabs paYne by the hair and leads him over to the railing. Brooklyn climbs up and pulls paYne with him. Brooklyn grabs him by the throat again to go for the chokeslam. paYne elbows him in the back of the head knocking Brooklyn forward and onto the announce table. paYne steps over and they begin to trade punches. Brooklyn knees paYne in the gut and puts his head between his legs. Brooklyn lifts paYne up for a powerbomb but paYne starts to punch Brooklyn in the face. Brooklyn is staggering on the table and falls off the side with paYne coming down on top of him. Both men are down as the ref exits the ring to check on them.)

Randy Boggs: Man, I thought our table was a goner.

King Royce: I know, I couldn't bear to lose a second one tonight.

(Brooklyn starts to get to his feet first and leans up against the railing. paYne gets on his hands and knees as the ref tells them to get it into the ring. Brooklyn grabs paYne by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Brooklyn leads paYne to the ring but gets elbow in the stomach. paYne starts to punch at Brooklyn, but Brooklyn knees him in the gut and rolls him back into the ring. paYne gets to his feet slowly as Brooklyn climbs onto the apron. paYne rushes at him and knocks him off the apron. Brooklyn goes flying back and crashes through the table! paYne is leaning against the middle rope, breathing heavily, as Brooklyn lays in the broken pieces of wood.)

Randy Boggs: My god! Brooklyn is broken in half!

King Royce: And I think paYne's confidence is coming back.

(paYne rolls out of the ring and staggers over to Brooklyn. He grabs him by the hair and pulls him onto his feet. paYne tosses Brooklyn into the ring and slowly climbs back in himself. paYne covers Brooklyn and hookes the leg. 1..... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!! paYne can't believe it. He pulls himself up and grabs Brooklyn by the hair. Hard right hand by paYne before sending Brooklyn to the ropes. Lariat by paYne but Brooklyn doesn't go down. paYne grabs Brooklyn about the waist and hits a backdrop driver!!!! 1.... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!! paYne slaps the mat before peeling Brooklyn off the canvas. Brooklyn is lifted up onto the top turnbuckle and paYne follows up. Fallaway slam from the top by the champion!!!!! paYne is slow to get up but crawls over and gets the lateral press. 1.... 2..... THRE.. KICK OUT!! paYne looks frustrated as he sits on his knees next to Brooklyn.)

Randy Boggs: paYne was gaining his confidence back, but it may be slipping away each time Brooklyn kicks out.

King Royce: You may be right, Randy.

(paYne grabs Brooklyn by the hair and pulls him up. paYne with hard right hands and some chops across the chest. paYne whips Brooklyn into the corner and follows in with a big clothesline. paYne whips him across into another corner and hits another clothesline. paYne hooks Brooklyn up and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. paYne starts to walk around the ring with him then drops him down in the center of the ring after a LONG delayed vertical suplex. paYne sits there, looking tired as hell, then covers the challenger. 1..... 2..... thre.. KICK OUT!!! paYne leans up and isn't happy.)

Randy Boggs: What impressive power by paYne, despite all he's been put through in this match.

King Royce: But you can tell he's tired as it took him a few seconds to actually go for the cover.

(paYne picks up Brooklyn and hammers him with more rights and chops. Whoo! goes the crowd as paYne whips Brooklyn to the ropes. Lariat by paYne but Brooklyn just shrugs it off and hits paYne with a chokeslam!! Both men are down! The ref stands between them and begins to count as the fans count along. 1..... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7..... 8..... 9.... TE.... paYne lays an arm across Brooklyn. 1.... 2.... THR... Kick out! Brooklyn shoots his arm up at the last second. paYne rolls off and slams his hands down on the mat in frustration. paYne pulls Brooklyn up off the mat and knees him in the gut. Forearm shots by paYne to Brooklyn's face. paYne whips Brooklyn to the ropes but misses the clothesline. Brooklyn stops and when paYne turns around Brooklyn locks him up for an uranage suplex! paYne elbows Brooklyn in the back of the head and goes for the tomikaze! Brooklyn pushes paYne to the ropes and hits paYne with a lariat! paYne brushes it off and gets the tomikaze this time! 1.... 2.... THRE.. KICK OUT!!)

Randy Boggs: Now that's a move we haven't seen from paYne in awhile and it almost got him the victory.

King Royce: paYne is looking really tired out there, while Brooklyn still seems pretty could, despite him being on the shortend of the stick, so to speak, right now.

(paYne leans forward, breathing heavily, then pushes himself up on his feet. He stomps on Brooklyn before pulling him up as well. paYne hooks Brooklyn up and lifts him high into the air for another vertical suplex. Brooklyn slips out behind him and gets a waistlock. paYne runs to the ropes and holds on as Brooklyn rolls backwards. He gets on his feet as paYne turns around. Brooklyn nails paYne with a clothesline but he doesn't go over the ropes. Dropkick by Brooklyn and paYne falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Brooklyn climbs out and knees paYne in the gut. He puts his head between his legs and looks to be going for a powerbomb of something. Brooklyn tries to lift paYne up but he holds onto the ropes to block. Brooklyn pounds on his back then knees him in the face. Brooklyn hooks paYne's arm back and lifts him up and gives him the Tiger Driver off the apron and to the floor!!!! Brooklyn lands on his knees, then rolls onto the broken table in front of our announcers!)

Randy Boggs: My god! Brooklyn just gave paYne a Tiger Driver off the damn apron!

King Royce: Fuckin'-A! This match rocks.

(Brooklyn is slow to his feet but once he gets up he walks over and grabs paYne by the hair. He pulls the champion up and slides him back into the ring. Brooklyn climbs in and grabs paYne by the hair again and punches at his face. paYne tries to come back with a big right but Brooklyn ducks and hits paYne with a full nelson slam! 1.... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!! Brooklyn quickly pulls paYne up and whips him to the ropes. Brooklyn goes to the other ropes and meets paYne in the center of the ring with a scissors kick! 1.... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!!! Brooklyn mounts paYne and punches away before bringing him to his feet. Brooklyn sends paYne into the corner and hits a big splash. Brooklyn lifts paYne up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. Brooklyn chokeslams paYne off the top rope!!!! Brooklyn turns around and goes for the moonsault!!! It hits knees!!!!!!! Both men are down!!!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn went for the New York Minute but paYne got his knees up to stop the moonsault!

King Royce: Just great instincts by the champion there.

(The referee stands between them as he counts again. 1....... 2....... 3....... 4........ 5....... 6........ 7...... 8...... 9....... TE..... Brooklyn covers paYne! 1.... 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!! Brooklyn rolls over onto his back and just looks upward as he catches his breath. Brooklyn sits up and hammers paYne a few times before he gets on his feet. Stomp to the chest by Brooklyn and he lifts paYne up. A big right cross staggers paYne and another one knocks him up against the ropes. Brooklyn whips him across the ring and tries a big boot when paYne returns from the ropes but paYne catches it! He spins Brooklyn around and kicks him in the gut. paYne lifts up Brooklyn for the Crucifixion!! CRUCIFIXION BY PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paYne is down and can't make the cover. After several seconds he rolls over and covers Brooklyn. 1......... 2............ THREE!!! NO! NO! NO! BROOKLYN KICKED OUT!!!)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn kicked out of the Crucifixion!!!!!!!!

King Royce: My god, it's true. He CAN'T beat him.

(paYne looks up in shock. The sweat drips down off his face as he looks at the ref, who says he kicked with his hand about a centimeter from the mat. paYne slaps the canvas and pushes his sweat soaked body up. paYne grabs Brooklyn by the hair and pulls his virtually lifeless body upright. paYne sets Brooklyn onto the top turnbuckle then leans against the ropes to regain his full composure. paYne climbs up and sets Brooklyn up for a top rope Crucifixion! Brooklyn elbows paYne in the face and pushes him off. paYne gets back up and Brooklyn kicks him in the face. Brooklyn jumps down as paYne rushes at him again. Brooklyn lifts paYne up onto his shoulders! BROOKLYN BRIDGE! BROOKLYN BRIDGE!! Brooklyn has his version of the torture rack on paYne!)

Randy Boggs: paYne is going to have to give up! He's going to have to!

King Royce: Yes! New champ! New champ!!!!

(Brooklyn has the hold in tightly as paYne is screaming in pain. Brooklyn is really applying the pressure when the fans turn their attention to the entrance way. We see Frostie making his way out with a chair in hand. Brooklyn keeps the hold on paYne and turns to see what everyone's looking at and paYne's feet hit the ref and knock him down. The ref was looking at Frostie too! Brooklyn sees the ref down and sees Frostie enter the ring with the steel chair. Brooklyn drops paYne and meets Frostie in the center of the ring.)

Brooklyn: What are you doing out here!?

Frostie: Stopping you from taking what's mine!

Brooklyn: What? I'm doing this for us! I'm doing this for the New Dynasty!

Frostie: You're doing it because you're a egomaniac who has to have everything for himself!

(Frostie then lifts up the chair to hit Brooklyn, but Brooklyn kicks him in the gut.)

Brooklyn: Listen to me, Frostie! I'm doing this for the team, not myself! You and everyone knows I can beat paYne! We want the title off him and that's what I'm going to do!

Frostie: I can beat paYne, too! And I want to be the first person to beat him in singles action.

Brooklyn: That's not important, Frostie. Getting the title off him is what's important.

Frostie: IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME!!! IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME!!!

Brooklyn: Frostie, come on, you...

(paYne uses the last of his strength to low blow Brooklyn, which gives Frostie time to pick the chair back up and whallop Brooklyn across the face! Brooklyn doesn't go down so Frostie his him again. He drops to his knees and Frostie hits a homerun with his face!!! Brooklyn falls down as paYne crawls over and Frostie sandwiches his head between the chair and the mat! Both men are down as Frostie jumps out of the ring. The fans are booing like crazy as he's ruined an awesome match.)

Randy Boggs: That bastard! That jealous, insecure bastard!

King Royce: Frostie has screwed paYne AND Brooklyn!

(The ref is slowly coming to and sees paYne and Brooklyn laying unconscious in the center of the ring right next to each other. Brooklyn is bleeding from the nose and there's blood pouring out from under paYne's face, but you can't see what's exactly bleeding. The ref gets onto his feet and stands between the two men as the fans are booing like crazy for him to not count and let the match continue. 1......... 2.......... 3.......... 4......... 5......... 6........ Brooklyn's hand is twitching........ 7........ paYne's foot is starting to wiggle......... 8....... Brooklyn is trying to raise up.......... 9........ paYne is trying to push himself up....... both men fall back down....... 10!)

Randy Boggs: NO! NO! NO! It shouldn't end like this!

King Royce: But man, what a hard fought fuckin' battle. paYne's toughest battle to date.

Announcer: The following match has been declared a draw. So STILL the GHC CHAMPION.... PAAAAAYNE!!!

("Pain" begins to play as the ref checks on both men. The fans are on their feet and applauding both men as medics come rushing out. Even Randy and Royce are on their feet and clapping. Jiraiya and Tyler Hendrix come out and help Brooklyn to his feet. The ref has the GHC Championship in his hands as he and The Butcher help paYne onto his feet. Brooklyn and paYne look at each other through all the sweat and blood from across the ring, before paYne raises the GHC Title high into the air with what's left of his energy and the place goes nuts and we fade out.)

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