global TV 17
December 9th, 2001 / Whittemoore Center / New Hampshire

INTRODUCTION

(Whatever you're watching, whether it be Sunday Night Heat, NFL on Fox, Cartoon Network, Porn, whatever it is, it is interrupted with the following message: "Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! gfwa OMEGA is headed into the Whittemoore Center somewhere in New Hamsphire for global TV 17! Five HUGE matches featuring every champion in the company! You won't want to miss it live on Channel 23! Turn on your television NOW damnit!" The gfwa OMEGA and global TV logos appear on the screen for a split second then fade away as you are taken back to your other programming. The viewers are left wondering what the hell is going on, but the smarter people out there know it's some kind of mind trick to get people to watch global TV 17, brought to you by gfwa OMEGA and Trojan condoms. So like all good mindless sheep you immediately change the channel from porn to wrestling, in hopes that one of the female combatants come out of their top, not really thinking that you were JUST WATCHING PORN!)

(But as you change the channel over you see highlights from global TV 16, where "Live~Wire" Sean Casey returned only to be beaten down by Tyler Hendrix and Brooklyn of The New Dynasty, picking up right where they left off before Casey left the federation. You also get an extended look at paYne and his utter stupidity in trying to talk to the deaf-mute Bradley Duncan, and all his idiotic tactics to try and win Angelica Dawson back. Then we see Denise Lopez being a complete psycho in trying to get with Cody, only for Tomorrow Man to be the victim of your horniness. After that we get a cool-ass video package, that the WWF would be jealous of, about the A Tendency 2 Start Fires and The Manhattan Project contract signing, and the beating given to The Butcher. And to cap it all off we get a good, long one about the main event, which focuses on Bronx's depressive state, Brooklyn trying to pick up the slack for his team, Frostie just wearing into everyone and trying to take everbody out, the problems between Dawson and paYne, and it all wraps up with Brooklyn school-boying the GHC Champion, paYne, for the 1-2-3!)

(As that all ends you feel as if you've just watched a three-hour epic movie, but it was only about ten minutes to catch everyone up to speed on what's going on in the ever-changing landscape of the gfwa OMEGA. The gfwa OMEGA logo then appears on the screen as you take a piss break, missing the quick, second-long cleavage shot of Denise Lopez that you were creaming for the whole night. So when you come back all you see is the fifteen hundred fans packed into the Whittemoore Center at some disclosed city in New Hampshire. The cameras are panning around as you try to pick out a big-chested woman jumping up and down in excitement, but all you see are internet smarks and a bunch of fat women who all have signs about loving either Cody, Sean Casey, The Butcher, or Jose' Jose'. What, no love for any of our champions? As soon as you figure there aren't any hot women in the crowd, you lean over the side of your chair to grab the bag of potato chips on the floor. That's when you miss the entire SECTION of Playboy Playmates, which won't be seen again as it's on the camera-side of the arena. Damn your luck.)

(The cameras then pan down to our commentators as you immediately laugh and spit out your SUNKIST~! because King Royce is on the announce table and dancing. Why? Who knows, but Randy Boggs is obviously embarrassed as he pulls the camera closer to him to keep Royce out of the shot. Randy takes one last look back up at Royce, shakes his head, and turns back to the camera.)

Randy Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is going to be one hell of a show! Five big matches featuring every last one of our champions! None of the titles are on the line, but you can bet the boys will be wrestling as if they were! Hi, I'm Randy Boggs and joining me, if he'd ever get off the damn table, is King Royce.

(The camera moves upward to show King Royce unbuttoned his shirt, then notices the camera. He quickly stops what he's doing and sits back down next to Randy.)

King Royce: I'm King Royce and I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach, looking at the stars, and oogling over gorgeous women! So if you're a female who's also into those things, call me at 555-38...

Randy Boggs: *interrupting* ANYWAY, tonight we get the official return to the ring of "Live~Wire" Sean Casey when he goes against the OMEGA Champion and New Dynasty member, Jiraiya in a non-title match. Casey had problems with Brooklyn and Bronx before he left with an injury and he's come right back into the same situation.

King Royce: And Jiraiya has been having his problems with Jonny Casanova lately, and those will only heat up in my opinion. But I'm looking forward to what could be a great match between Casey and Jiraiya here later on.

Randy Boggs: And let's not forget the debut, or redebut of A Tendency 2 Start Fires, as they take on Tyler Hendrix and Ricky Green, with The Butcher as special guest referee.

King Royce: It's all a trick with Butch as the ref. He'll obviously help Cody and Tomorrow Man gain victory over the two New Dynasty members.

Randy Boggs: He's the commissioner, King, and unlike other people with power he doesn't abuse it to get what he wants. He'll call this thing down the middle.

King Royce: You just keep telling yourself that and when The Butcher does get involved to help T2SF, I'll be there to shove it your in face that you were WRONG!

Randy Boggs: In other action tonight, the man who will be heading to 2 Days in Hell to fight for the GHC Championship, Frostie, will be going one on one with Bradley Duncan in a Submission match. Frostie, of course, eliminated Duncan in the main event last week with the Frost-Byte, which lead to this match.

King Royce: Duncan, too, is out looking for revenge on the New Dynasty and will try to exact a little against Frostie tonight. Should be a fun little match and a nice tune up for Frostie's GHC Title match on January 1st.

Randy Boggs: And in our main event, the GHC Champion paYne and his ex Angelica Dawson will team up to take on what was supposed to be The Manhattan Project.

King Royce: Yes, but since Bronx has been admitted to a mental hospital, Brooklyn has chosen Diamond Dogg to be his partner here tonight.

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn is trying to make this two victories in a row over the GHC Champion and that could lead to HIM facing Frostie at the PPV.

King Royce: That wouldn't be good for the New Dynasty. They can't afford any tension in the group. They need to be a cohesive unit and I would think Brookyn knows that.

Randy Boggs: Well, he's been a bit on edge since having to take the leadership role in the group, and may be spreading himself too thin with having issues with T2SF, paYne, and Sea...

OPENING PROMO... WHAT?

("Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up and the fans hit their feet with cheers. Sean walks out onto the catwalk wearing black slacks and a white, silk designer shirt, nubuttoned with "DANGER" written across the shoulders in black and blue. He has silver rimmed oakley sunglasses on and a mic in his right hand. He pauses, taking in the fans, and holds up a hand, which quiets the crowd.)

Sean Casey: I've walked to this very ring night after night after night... and you know what I've learned?

(The crowd quiets down, expecting a warm, heart felt promo.)

Sean Casey: That the bastards in the back keep getting dumber by the day!

(The crowd cheers as Sean grins.)

Sean Casey: And the dumbest of the dumb is you, Jiraiya. If swear by God if I here 'ah' one more time I'll puke. And speaking of our match, why-ah don't-ah you-ah bring-ah your-ah sorry-ah retarded-ah bastard ass-ah down to the ring because I can't wait until later tonight!

(The crowd cheers and awaits Jiraiya. Instead, "#1" by Nelly kicks up and Brooklyn walks out. Sean steps into the ring and tuns toward Brooklyn who raises his mic to his mouth. But before he can speak, Sean cuts him off.)

Sean Casey: You come out here and interrupt me... like you matter... like you're somebody?

Brooklyn: I've come out here to make sure you don't make yourself look any dumber than you already are my friend. You see this week you made quite a few mistakes. I was never in this 'OWA' you so openly speak of, so I couldn't have held any titles there.

(Brooklyn Pulls an egg out of his pocket.)

Brooklyn: This is your brain.

(He smashes it on the floor.)

Brooklyn: This is your brain trying to think of snappy comebacks and lines to try and make yourself look cool.

(Sean begins a fake, corny laugh as he points to Brooklyn at the end of the catwalk.)

Sean Casey: You're funny, Brooklyn... but you're gonna be funnier sucking my dick with no teeth!

(The crowd laughs.)

Sean Casey: You see, if you didn't have ADD... HIV... STD's... DVD's... MP3's, and other various 3 lettered problems, you would've heard that I was talking about Bronx being in the OWA... not you, you New York named bastard!

(Brooklyn shakes his head. And looks around at the audience.)

Brooklyn: I knew you wouldn't see it my way. You can't even remember what you've said. Go back and review the footage, I'm not going to bother because these fans would just zone off to sleep, and probably never come back. Casey You come out here and run your mouth about TMP and New Dynasty, when you should be running those fat legs of yours straight out of sight. Remember what happened the last time you decided to take up a fight with Bronx, and Brooklyn, you got shelved, like a misfit toy! Don't think just 'cause Bronx isn't here we will go any easier on you. You will not live to see your next birthday if you keep getting involved with the wrong sort of business. And messing with New Dynasty Is DEFINITELY The wrong sort of business. That's not only dangerous, that's downright deadly. You might as well go try and climb Mount Everast, you stand a better chance of being victorious at that than even coming remotely close to rattling New Dynasty's cage. Casey, I warn you think before you speak, 'cause anything you say can and will be held against you in the Court of Vengeance, New Dynasty's Court! And we will not go easy on you. Make no mistake about it.

(The crowd buzzes as Sean sets his mic on the top turnbuckle pad and pulls off his shirt. He drapes it over the top rope and grabs his mic again. A few whistles from the women in the audience are heard.)

Sean Casey: Stay out of your business? ...YOUR business? All of these Case-o-holics know that I am the man who runs this game.

(The crowd cheers, noticing Casey's old saying.)

Sean Casey: And when you and rumble in the Bronx decided to bring a chair in the ring and put me out... you made my business, your business... forever. You see, Brooklyn, you need to realize that I was hear long before you came and I will still be here after you are gone. Don't let my injury confuse you, hell I wrestled on this knee for three months before I retired. I have enough balls to go around the lockerroom and if you think you and your gay activist group, the New Dynasty, are going to intimidate me... you need to think about it a little more.

(Sean steps through the ropes and Brooklyn meets him in the middle of the catwalk. The crowd starts to cheer, looking for a fight. Brooklyn and Casey stand nose to chin.)

Brooklyn: You're Right. You were here long before me. Then you retired. You should have stayed there. And I will give you this chance, this one chance, This will be your one and only chance to walk away, before I whip your ass so hard you'll wish you were back sitting in your rocker. NOW STEP OFF!

(Brooklyn palms Casey's face and shoves him away. The crowd gasps. Sean is shoved back a step. He runs his hand over his stubbled chin and takes a step back to Brooklyn, standing nose to chin with him. Sean slowly raises the mic to his mouth as he speaks calmly, even though you see the fire in his eyes.)

Sean Casey: Before you start thinking about me retiring, there's something else...

(The crowd buzzes as Sean stares Brooklyn down.)

Sean Casey: Think about this... if I tried to hit you, do you think I would miss? Think about it!

(Sean lands a solid right hand to the temple of Brooklyn, he shakes his head and lands the same to Sean. The two begin trading punches as five security guards jump onto the catwalk and pull the two apart, barely.)

Randy Boggs: Jesus Christ, King! These two men have a hatred deep inside and it just exploded on the catwalk!

King Royce: Wow! What a way to start the show, with a fight!

Randy Boggs: If this confrontation is an omen of things to come, tonight is a show you will not want to miss, folks!

"The Main Event" Brad Robinson and Showtime VERSUS Jose' Jose' and Shinjotani
(Tag Team Match)

(Jose' Jose' and Shinjotani are already in the ring when "Machinehead" by Bush starts up. The crowd is pretty silent, save for a few minor applauses from the smarter fans. Out walks "The Main Event" Brad Robinson and Showtime. They are heading towards the ring as Jose' Jose' and Shinjotani wait inside the ring.)

King Royce: Am I the only one who sees the irony of "The Main Event" working the opening match?

Randy Boggs: No you aren't. And I don't think that tidbit is lost on Robinson.

(Robinson and Showtime step into the ring as the ref gives all four men instructions. They all head back to their corners as the ref calls for the bell. Showtime and Jose' Jose' are starting out and they lock up. Showtime backs Jose' Jose' up against the ropes as the ref orders a break. Showtime nails Jose' Jose' with a hard knife-edged chop to make the crowd shout "WHOO!". Showtime grabs Jose' Jose's arm and whips him across the ring. Jose' Jose' bounces off the ropes and Showtime gets the back body drop. Jose' Jose' pops up off the canvas and Showtime grabs him and whips him into the corner. Showtime runs in and gives Jose' Jose' a monkey flip out. Jose' Jose' gets up and Showtime hits a dropkick. 1.. 2.. kick out. Showtime whips Jose' Jose' into the corner again and tags in Robinson.)

Randy Boggs: Showtime was dominating there, and now the much bigger Robinson is in.

King Royce: Let's see his "Main Event" skills.

(Robinson hammers Jose' Jose' with rights before whipping Jose' Jose' out of the corner. Jose' Jose' flips over the top rope and onto the apron as Robinson crashes into the corner. Jose' Jose' with a springboard lariat but Robinson catches him coming off with a powerslam! 1... 2.. kick out. Robinson pounds his head with several rights before lifting him onto his feet. Irish whip and Robinson gets the lariat. 1... 2.. kick out. Robinson doesn't waste any time and lifts Jose' Jose' off the mat. Hard first by Robinson before lifting him up onto his shoulders. The ShowStopper II(DVD), but Jose' Jose' slips out but runs into a flapjack.)

Randy Boggs: This is pretty much over, King.

King Royce: Um... yeah.

(Robinson tags Showtime back in, who comes off the top with a missle dropkick. Showtime scoops up Jose' Jose' and slams him to the canvas. Guillotine legdrop by Showtime! 1... 2.. kick out. Showtime whips Jose' Jose' into the corner and follows in with a leg lariat. Tag back to Robinson. They whip Jose' Jose' to the ropes and hit a double shoulder tackle. Robinson picks Jose' Jose' up off the canvas and hits a vertical suplex as Showtime hits the springboard moonsault! Robinson covers. 1.... 2... kick out! Robinson with a quick DDT on Jose' Jose' followed up with the Texas Cloverleaf! Jose' Jose' taps.)

Randy Boggs: Well, that was quick.

King Royce: NEEEEEXT!

("Machinehead" hits as Robinson releases the hold. He and Showtime head towards the back as Shinjotani enters the ring. He looks down at Jose' Jose' and kicks him in the face! Shinjotani leaves upset that he didn't get tagged in.)

OUR CHAMPION... *SIGH*(part one)

(paYne is found standing outside a door backstage.  He turns left, then right, and looks carefully for anybody in the hall.  He tiptoes up to the door and quickly kicks it open!  He runs in really quickly!)

paYne: T2SF!  I'm gonna meet T2SF!

(paYne looks all excited as he looks around the locker room to see if T2SF is in there.  Suddenly he realizes something... it's not T2SF's locker room.  It's Angelica Dawson's locker room.  paYne gulps as the bathroom door opens and Angelica Dawson, in a bra and thong, walks out.  paYne covers his eyes quickly.)

paYne:  I so totally didn't see your faTical breasts.  Really, I didn't see that purple thong you're wearing.

Angelica Dawson:  Bastard!  Get out of here!

(Angelica slaps paYne hard across the face sending paYne to the floor.  paYne quickly crawls on his hands and knees out of the locker room.)

DON'T TOUCH THE SHIRT

(The camera cuts to the back where Denise Lopez, in a skimpy outfit showcasing her large breasts. Suddenly, Sean Casey walks by. She grabs him by the arm.)

Denise Lopez: Sean! Sean! If I could have a screw... I mean a word with you?

(Sean jerks his arm from Denise and stands beside her.)

Sean Casey: The shirt Denise... it's a $500 Danger designer shirt... easy.

Denise Lopez: I'm sorry, Sean. It's so hard to keep my hands off you.

(Denise reaches for Sean's arm again and he slaps her hand down.)

Sean Casey: The shirt, woman, the shirt!

Denise Lopez: Oh, right. Anyway, you are on your way out to meet Jiraiya in your return match, any words?

Sean Casey: I beleive his name is Jiraiya-ah, Denise. Jiraiya-ah, you retarded talking bastard, you have no idea what plague, what monsterous henderance is about to be lain at your doorstep.

(Sean knocks on the wooden "gfwa OMEGA" backdrop.)

Sean Casey: Varily I stand at your door and knock. And when you open the door, Jiraiya, I'm not going to come in and eat with you... I'm going to let you snack on my size thirteen! Think about THAT.

(Denise looks at Sean lustfully. Sean grins as he motions for her to come closer. She does. He runs his index finger along her cheek and then whips her down, holding her. He leans down to kiss her and just before he does he drops her on her ass and dusts off his shirt.)

Sean Casey: The shirt, Denise. The shirt.

(Sean walks off as the crowd cheers. Denise slaps the ground and gets up. Suddenly, she looks off in the opposite direction and screams.)

Denise Lopez: CODY!!

(The camera fades abck inside the arena as Denise runs off.)

Randy Boggs: Apparently she has a thing for Sean Casey, too.

King Royce: That SLUT!

"Live~Wire" Sean Casey VERSUS Jiraiya(c)
(Non-Title Match)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Sean Casey!

("Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osborne kicks up as blue and white lights flash all over the arena. The crowd stands in anticipation as Sean steps through the curtain to a thunderous reaction from the fans on hand. Sean grins and points to himself. He walks down the catwalk and jumps off just before getting to the ring. Sean walks around the entire ringside slapping the hands of the fans. After completing his ritual, he slides in the ring and waits in his corner for Jiraiya.)

Announcer: And His opponent, a member of New Dynasty, JIRAIYA!

(“Land of the rising sun” plays as Jiraiya enters the arena to a big heel pop. He still has his hand wrapped from Love and War. The fans boo, as he makes his way down to ringside. He slides in the ring and Casey starts to stomp away at him. He helps Jiraiya to his feet. Jiraiya blocks a left, and a right. Jiraiya pushes Casey away. Casey charges and the two lock up. Casey pushes Jiraiya back to the turnbuckle. The ref breaks the two up, and Casey holds his hands up. Then in one quick motion, Casey elbows Jiraiya in the throat and starts to choke him.)

King Royce: HEY Ref, that’s illegal!

Randy Boggs: Casey is getting the advantage early.

(The ref pushes Casey back and Casey holds his hands up. The ref moves out of the way then Casey charges and knees Jiraiya in the ribs. Jiraiya clutches his ribs, which were injured at the PPV. Casey gives him a few knees then he is told to back off by the ref. Jiraiya is wincing in pain trying to catch his breath. Casey charges again but gets a mouth full of boot. Casey stumbles backward, and receives a clothesline from Jiraiya.)

Randy Boggs: Casey’s advantage is slipping away!

King Royce: Jiraiya is using his brain, and Casey went to his bag of tricks one too many times.

(Jiraiya helps Casey to his feet, and then he sends him into the opposite ropes. Jiraiya leap frogs over Casey, and then hits a back kick to Casey’s stomach. Casey bends over only to receive uppercut thrust to the throat. He’s now standing up straight and gets a few chops, which gets a “woo” from the fans. Jiraiya sends Casey into the Ropes again, and this time his a jumping front kick and follows with an elbow across the back of Casey’s neck, sending him to the floor.)

Randy Boggs: Casey’s in trouble.

King Royce: Jiraiya is showing off his martial arts background.

(Jiraiya turns Casey over onto his back by kicking him. He then delivers a thrust straight to Casey’s neck. He does two more, before the ref tells him to stop. The Jiraiya mounts Casey, and pounds away with rights. The ref pulls Jiraiya off. Jiraiya then proceeds to stomp viciously at Casey.)

King Royce: Jiraiya isn’t letting up!

Randy Boggs: Casey will fight his way back he always does!

(Jiraiya helps Casey to his feet. He has a hold of his hair, and he brings his head down into his knee for a few vicious blows. Then he holds his head up while he elbows him a few more times. Casey is barely standing. Jiraiya jumps up to the second rope, and comes off to his a hurricanrana.)

King Royce: Nice move by Jiraiya! He has the definite advantage.

Randy Boggs: Casey is a fighter; it’s no nearly over yet.

(Jiraiya covers. 1…2…2.3 Casey kicks out with relative ease. Jiraiya gets up and helps Casey up too. Jiraiya backs Casey up into a turnbuckle and hits a few elbows. Then he sends him into the opposite turnbuckle. Jiraiya then does a few handsprings and goes to elbow Casey but he has rolled out of the way. Jiraiya gets sandwiched into the turnbuckle with a dropkick.)

Randy Boggs: BEAUTIFULLY EXCEUTED!

King Royce: He got a lucky move!

(Casey connects with a few kicks to the stomach. Then he does a springboard hurricanrana. Casey covers. 1…2…2.05 Jiraiya kicks out easily. Casey helps Jiraiya up. He goes to send him into the ropes, but holds on for a power clothesline. He covers. 1…2…2.4. Jiraiya kicks out again. Casey is getting frustrated, but he gets back up. He helps Jiraiya up and sends him into the ropes. He bounces of the opposite ropes and connects with a roaring elbow. He covers. 1…2…2.7. Casey pounds his fists on the mat.)

King Royce: He’s not gonna win that easily. Jiraiya is a warrior.

Randy Boggs: He’ll succumb to Casey’s cosmic power eventually.

(Casey gets in the refs face and starts to yell. Jiraiya wraps him up with a schoolboy. He barely gets 1, and Casey rolls out. Casey drives a few fists into Jiraiya’s ribs. Then he mounts him and punches him viciously. He polishes off the attack with an elbow to the face. Casey gets up as the ref pulls him off. He helps Jiraiya to his feet. He kicks him in the stomach, and hits a double underhook sitout faceplant. He covers. 1…2…2.5 Jiraiya kicks out. Casey gets in the ref’s face again.)

Randy Boggs: He better pay attention to the match!

King Royce: You’re damn right he better, or Jiraiya will capitalize.

(Casey turns back to Jiraiya who is on all fours. He’s getting up slowly. Casey laughs at him as he struggles to his feet. He gets to his feet, and Casey sends him into the opposite rope. Casey attempts a clothesline but Jiraiya ducks. Jiraiya goes to boot Casey, but Casey catches his foot. Jiraiya hits an Enziguiri. Both men goes down.)

King Royce: He’s making a comback!

Randy Boggs: Casey isn’t near done. Don’t count him out yet.

(Jiraiya gets to his feet first. He walks over to Casey and helps him to his feet. Jiraiya sends Casey for the ride. Jiraiya hits with a somersault kick that gets a ‘woo’ from the crowd. Jiraiya follows up with a upper cut, which knocks Casey flat on his back. Jiraiya covers. 1…2…2.7)

King Royce: Common Ref! You count too slowly!

Randy Boggs: Jiraiya with the quick pin, but everyone knows those don’t work.

(Jiraiya gets to his feet. He helps Casey to his feet. He hits a short arm clothesline. He follows up with a Senton bomb. Then he bounces off the ropes, and hits a springboard moonsault. Then Jiraiya helps Casey to his feet, and wraps him up in the Dragon Sleeper! The ref checks to make sure Casey is still awake.)

King Royce: It could be over right here!

Randy Boggs: No way, Sleepers never work.

(The ref checks. Casey, he holds up his arm, it drops. 1. He repeats the action. 2. He holds it up for the third time, there is an anticipated hush over the crowd. The ref lets go, but Casey twists his arm over Jiraiya’s head and hits a fisherman’s suplex into a pin. The crowd goes wild. 1…2…2.3.)

Randy Boggs: Told you it is far from over!

King Royce: Crap, all crap!

(Casey gets to his feet. He hits a rolling senton bomb. And follows up with a leg drop. Casey goes for the quick cover. 1…2…2.4. Jiraiya kicks out with ease. Casey rolls to his feet. He helps Jiraiya to his feet. He sends him ropes and his with a dropkick, but it doesn’t knock Jiraiya over. Casey gets back to his feet quickly. He picks him up, and hits a brain buster. Casey covers. 1…2...2.7.)

Randy Boggs: Casey is putting the Exclamation point on his attack.

King Royce: Jiraiya will fight out of it, he has to.

(Casey gets back up and is visibly upset. He helps Jiraiya to his feet. He sends Jiraiya into the ropes. He hits a spear. Jiraiya clutches his ribs when Casey rolls off. Casey helps him back to his feet. He sends Jiraiya into the corner. He hits some shoulder thrusts into Jiraiya’s Ribs. He then backs up, and hits a fierce dropkick to Jiraiya’s ribs. Jiraiya crumples to the mat. Casey then, Jumps straight up in the air, and lands with both feet on Jiraiya’s ribs. The fans ‘ooh’ after that.)

Randy Boggs: WOW! That’s a ferocious move!

King Royce: Jiraiya’s gonna be hurting after this one.

(Casey picks Jiraiya up, and hits another Short arm spear. Casey helps a defenseless Jiraiya to his feet. He hits a tilt-a-world backbreaker. But instead of dropping Jiraiya, Casey keeps him on his knee, and pushes his legs, and his head down, making his back stretch the wrong way. Jiraiya screams in pain. Casey Elbows his throat to make the force double.)

King Royce: Common ref make him stop!

Randy Boggs: It’s perfectly legal! Deal with it!

(Casey drops him. He poses for the fans. Then he wraps Jiraiya up in the Liveshooter. (Sharpshooter) He wrenches back. Jiraiya slowly inches his way to the ropes. After about a minute of struggling Jiraiya makes one last lunge for the ropes, only to have Casey pull him back into the middle of the ring. Jiraiya slaps his palm on the mat. Casey wins!)

Randy Boggs: YES! The Legend has won!

Announcer: The winner of this match by Submission. “LIVE~WIRE” SEAN CASEY!

("Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up again as the crowd stands and cheers.  Sean's hand is raised and he rolls out of the ring. He puts one foot on the guardrail and stands on it with both, raising his arms in the air as the fans stand, trying to touch their hero. After a few moments of celebration, Sean jumps down and climbs onto the catwalk. He slaps a few hands of the fans as he walks to the back as Paramedics come out to aid Jiraiya. “You Can Leave Your Hat on” by Tom Jones hits and the fans turn to see Jonny Casanova at the top of the walkway. He's holding a bowling ball in his hand. He starts to walk down to the ring.)

Randy Boggs: It's Jonny Casanova!!! What's he doing out here???

King Royce: I don’t know!!! But he looks 100% pissed off.

(Jonny C gets in the ring and stands over Jiraiya. The paramedics try to back him off but he threatens them with the bowling ball. He points his finger in Jiraiya’s face, and talking trash, and making threats. Jonny tosses the Bowling ball into the air, and lets it drop on Jiraiya’s ribs. The fans ‘aah’ at the sight of the bowling ball dropping Jiraiya screams in pain! Out runs Brooklyn followed by Diamond Dogg. Jonny doesn’t see them. He continues to talk trash to Jiraiya. Brooklyn gets into the ring. He delivers a flying Elbow to Jonny, knocking to the mat. Diamond Dogg tends to Jiraiya, as Brooklyn picks up Jonny. He delivers a chokeslam over the top rope. Jonny is out on the mat. Brooklyn goes back to tend to Jiraiya, with the Medics. We head to the back.)

OUR CHAMPION... *SIGH*(part two)

(paYne is standing outside a door that is clearly labeled with a giant meat cleaver.  paYne quickly hides in the door frame and makes sure nobody's coming. Suddenly the door opens behind him, paYne loses his balance, and falls on his ass right into the room.  As he's lying on the floor he looks up to Butcher, standing there with the pink vibrator still vibrating in his hand.)

The Butcher: Can I help you?

paYne:  Butch!  Hi!  Listen, I so totally want to meet Tendency to Start Fires again.  They are like so totally idolosities.  I really wanna meet them. Pleeeeeeeease....

The Butcher:  Come on man, I set you guys up once before...

paYne:  Pweeeeeeeeese....

The Butcher:  I'll see.

paYne: YAY!

(paYne springs to his feet and grabs the pink vibrator out of Butcher's hand.)

paYne: YOINK!

(paYne runs down the hard laughing with glee as Butcher runs after him trying to regain the pink vibrator.)

SOME FRIEND

(The scene cuts back from the arrena and it pans out to a nice, Tall white building being shot out in the font parking lot. As it zooms in closer it reads the panel which says "Santa Monica Hospital". It camera zooms out and then back in, inside the hospital, Dexter Dunn's room as he and Chris Vargas are talking witht he Doctor standing there.)

Chris Vargas: So Dexter, doin better?

Dexter Dunn: Just a little bit.

Chris Vargas: Ok, Doctor may you excuse us for a second?

Doctor: Certainly.

(The Doctor exits the room.)

Chris Vargas: Ya know Dexter, you were a complete waste of time. IF I were singles to begin with I would be a champion right, now there will be a title around this waist!

Dexter Dunn: What the hell are you talking about I would have been a better champion than you!

(Chris turns away then turns back around and hit him square in the head with a bedpan.)

Chris Vargas: Dexter you piece of trash, how dare you think that, I carried this team and we both know it!

(Chris grabs the "shockers".)

Chris Vargas: Hmm i think they are cleared.

(Chris puts them on his chest after he rubs them togethe and shocks him multiple times. Chris grabs the bed pan once again and cotinually beats Dexter on the head as he loses more blood and Dexter gets knocks out, and gets a concussion.)

Chris Vargas: You see that right there? gfwa OMEGA beware I'm coming after all of you!

(The scene fades back to the arena where the fans are just sitting on their hands.)

King Royce: So him beating up his partner in the hospital is supposed to strike fear into the wrestlers here?

Randy Boggs: I think he's trying to get over the fact that he's a real badass and will do anything for fame and glory or something.

King Royce: EVERYONE does that now! Jeez, and how can he beat the man so much and not anyone hear it? Why didn't someone rush in and stop it?

Randy Boggs: Don't look for logic man, it's just him killing his friend. That's all.

King Royce: And how the fuck does he know that he gave Dexter a concussion? You can't tell someone has a concussion just by looking at them after hitting 'em, ya know?

Randy Boggs: You're thinking WAY too much. So just drop it.

King Royce: I will, but only because it makes my head hurt.

OUR CHAMPION... *SIGH*(part three)

(paYne is running down a hall as he opens a door and quickly jumps inside.  He closes the door and smiles as he finally feels protected.  He turns on the pink vibrator and puts it down his pants, smiling with happiness.  He then turns around to see sitting there is... Bradley Duncan!)

paYne: AHHH!  It's that guy that tried to steal my belt last week!  Good thing I don't have it on me to steal.  Wait... AHHHH!  MY BELT?!?  WHERE'S MY BELT?!

(paYne starts searching the locker room, even though it isn't his, for his belt.  Bradley Duncan just continues to sit there, unsure of what the hell is going on.  Bradley stands up.  paYne sees this and throws himself into the corner.  A little puddle forms below him.)

paYne: Please don't hurt me...

(Bradley just stands there as paYne gets up and slowly inches to the door.  He opens it up and quickly escapes, closing the door behind him.  He stands there and sighs as he looks down at his moist pants.  Suddenly Butcher rounds the corner running!)

The Butcher: Give me back my vibrator!

paYne: EEEP!  Not until I meet T2SF!

(paYne turns to run toward Butcher, then realizes that's the wrong way to get AWAY from Butcher, and turns around and runs away as fast as he can.)

Frostie VERSUS Bradley Duncan
(Submission Match)

("Born Of A Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine blares through the PA system as the less than capacity crowd stands on their feet and cheers. Bradley, unable to hear, still smiles to the fans, knowing they mean well. He walks to the ring and climbs in through the ropes, ready for action.)

Randy Boggs: I don't think we, as announcers, make it known, especially to our radioland listeners, just how HUGE Bradley is. He is ever bit of six feet six inches tall and nearly two seventy! What an impressive, yet kind man.

King Royce: Finally you put over a member of the Danger Zone. Bradley Duncan is a mamoth of a man... but his kindness will only lead to people taking advantage of him.

(The grungy chords of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 kick up as the crowd boo's heavily. Frostie walks through the curtain and down the catwalk. He flips off a particuarly loud fan and climbs in the ring. He walks up to Duncan, who has his back turned and lays a nasty punch into the back of his head.)

Randy Boggs: Come on! Fight the man like a man, you sissy!

King Royce: Frostie is so evil, but Duncan is a Danger Zone member... who to choose?!

Randy Boggs: Who pays your paychecks?

King Royce: Max... good point. Go Bradley!

(Bradley turns around and gets a punch to the mouth. A tooth flies out of his mouth and blood begins to pour. Suddenly, an intense flare ignites in his eyes and he lays in a chop to Frostie's chest. Another, another, another. "WHOOOOO!!" comes the crowd's reation as Duncan's chops have now turned Frostie's chest into crimson. Duncan pushes Frostie to the ropes and whips him to the opposite side of the ring. The Iceman comes back and is hit by a thunderous clothesline by Duncan. Duncan wastes no time as he picks up Frostie and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex! Frostie gets up to his feet and tries for a clothline, however, Duncan ducks his advance and lifts him up in a reverse death valley driver! He circles in the ring, letting the crowd see Frostie in the lock.)

Randy Boggs: Goodnight nurse! Duncan with the Burning Hammer, that's a reverse DVD for those ignorant to the great manuvers done in Japan.

King Royce: I'll take a good old fashioned powerbomb anyday.

(The ref drops down to count. 1... 2.. 2.9999!!! Frostie barely escapes. Guess the ref forgot the stips in the match, oh well. Frostie scampers to the ropes and gets up, his back to Duncan. Bradley walks over to him, but is met with a 'reflex' from Frostie's leg and drops to his knees, holding his groin. Frostie turns around and lays in a stiff thai kick to the head of Duncan. Again, again, again. Frostie finishes off the combonation as he runs into the ropes and flips over Bradley, locking his head on the way over hitting a sitting diamond dust. (Shades of Curt Henning!) Bradley lays on his back slightly off centered in the ring. Frostie climbs the ropes and looks into the crowd. Even hating him, they buzz in anticipation.)

Randy Boggs: What was thought to be a sure-fire mismatch has turned in favor of the lightweight, Frostie.

King Royce: This guy is young, able and willing to get to the top of the business. And speaking of the top...

(Frostie leaps off the top rope with a Skyscraper Press, jolting both men's bodies. The ref counts. 1... 2.. 2.888!!! Duncan uses his strength to literally bench  press Frostie off of him. The two both reach their feet and Duncan lays in a punch to Frostie's head. Another, another, another. Frostie is staggered on the ropes as Duncan winds up for the finishing blow.)

Randy Boggs: For a submission match, there certainly hasn't been any submissions.

King Royce: You spoke too soon!

(Just as Frostie is about to get hit with the last punch, he grabs Duncan's arm and drags him down into the Frost-byte crippler crossface! Duncan is prone two feet from the ropes as the ref kneels beside him to see if he gives up. Frostie yells as he leans back into the hold. Duncan is kicking as suddnely his right foot lays atop the bottom rope. The ref sees it and tells Frostie to break the hold. He doesn't. The ref starts the five count. 1... 2... 3... 4..4.99999! Frostie lets go of the hold just before being disqualified, but the damage has been done.)

Randy Boggs: Frostie is a maniac... he has no reguard for others.

King Royce: And that's why he will be the gfwa OMEGA's first lightweight heavyweight champion since Sean Casey.

Randy Boggs: He very well could be.

(Frostie goes to the outside and pushes Boggs out of his announce chair. Boggs falls as Frostie folds up the chair and slides it into the ring and follows it in. Boggs says a few angered, unheard words as King laughs at him. The ref see Frostie with the chair and tells him to put it down. He motions  as if he is going to put the chair down, as the ref turns to check on Bradley. Suddenly, Frostie turns back to the ref and nails him in the back of the head with the chair. The crowd boo's heavily. About three other officials run down and slide in the ring and Frostie drops them, too. He tosses the chair outside the ring and locks on the Frost-Byte again on Bradley Duncan! He has it locked on for five minutes before officials again run from the back. The two officials try in vain to get Frostie off of Duncan.)

Randy Boggs: That bastard took my chair!

King Royce: No, he 'borrowed' your chair. Didn't you see him throw it back to you?

Randy Boggs: Well, let's forget about the chair. Bradley Duncan is in a bad way, King. Will somebody from the back, a wrestler, get out here and help this man because these skinny runt officials sure aren't doing a very good job of it!

King Royce: Max, get out here! You're aprentice is getting destroyed! ...Unless you're enjoying a Sunkist, inwhich you should finish it before you come out.

Randy Boggs: I thought the Kiss My Ass club was closed?

(Frostie finally let's go after having applied the hold for nine minutes. EMT's rush out and place a neckbrace on Bradley before placing him on a stretcher. They wheel him to the back as Frostie, seeing security guards running out to get him, jumps the guardrail and runs through the crowd.)

King Royce: Frostie means business, Randy. He is not only out to win, but to hurt his opponents.

Randy Boggs: Bradley Duncan could be hurt indefinately from that, King. What a terrible turn of events here tonight.

King Royce: Popcorn! Hey, popcorn man, get over here!

A CHALLENGE

(The cameras cut backstage where Denise Lopez is standing next to one-half of the GHC Tag Team Champions, Brooklyn.)

Denise Lopez: Brooklyn, later tonight you'll be teaming with Diamond Dogg to take on paYne and Angelica Dawson. Your thoughts?

Brooklyn: My thoughts? MY THOUGHTS!? It's quite readily apparent that I KNOW Diamond Dogg and I will be victorious. It's only a matter of how long we want to prolong our victory in order to hand out some vicious punishment.

Denise Lopez: Right, well earlier tonight you had problems with Sean Casey. Would you...

(Brooklyn yanks the microphone from Denise's grasps.)

Brooklyn: I don't give a damn about Sean Casey. I don't care what he does or what he says. I'm through with him. He may be some big legendary Hall of Famer, but that just tells me that he's over-the-hill and not worth my time. That's why I'm here to challenge paYne for his GHC Championship.

(Denise grabs the mic back from Brooklyn, which really pisses him off.)

Denise Lopez: You're going to challenge paYne? For the GHC Championship? What makes you think you deserver a shot? And what will Frostie think of this? He's got a shot at the title a 2 Days in Hell.

(Brooklyn grabs the mic gently from Denise's hand and pulls it away.)

Brooklyn: Don't you EVER take this from me again. Understand?

(Denise nods as the crowd boos.)

Brooklyn: Now, as for my challenge. I am most definitely worthy of a shot at the title. I did, afterall, pin paYne 1-2-3 in the center of the ring last week. If that doesn't constitute a title shot I don't know what does. That was the first time since the gO's been open that paYne's shoulders have been pinned to the mat. Sure he's lost before, but his partner was the one taking the pinfall, so I damn sure deserve a shot at him and his championship.

(Denise holds up a sign in front of Brooklyn's face.)

Brooklyn: What about Frostie!? He's still got his shot at the Pay Per View. It'll just be against me. Sure we're stablemates and all, but we can fight without it tearing our group apart. And just between you and me, I think I have a better shot at defeated paYne than he does. So it'll all work out in the end. So paYne, I'll be awaiting your answer.

(Brooklyn hands the microphone back to Denise and walks away. Denise looks into the camera and says "Asshole" just before we fade out.)

OUR CHAMPION... *SIGH*(part four)

(paYne rounds a corner at a quick run when suddenly he see's Frostie standing before him!  paYne quickly turns around to get away and happens to run into a wall.  He falls flat on his back holding his face in pain as Butcher runs up, grabs his vibrator, and leaves satisfied.  Meanwhile Frostie walks over to the fallen paYne.)

Frostie:  Idiot.

(Frostie starts to stomp away at paYne repeatedly as officials pull him off. The camera zooms back in on paYne who's again in fetal position, scared to death.)

SEMI-MAIN EVENT
A Tendency 2 Start Fires VERSUS Tyler Hendrix and Ricky Green
(Tag Team Match w/ Butcher as ref)

("Nutshell" by Alice in Chains plays as the fans jump to their feet. Out walks the Commissioner of the gfwa OMEGA, The Butcher in a referee's shirt. The Butcher waves to all the fans and even slaps hands with a few as he jumps into the ring. "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit starts up as Ricky Green steps through the curtains. The fans instantly start to boo, showing that Green hasn't missed a beat since being out of action. Green smiles at all the booing and curses from the crowd as he heads down to the ring. He gets halfway down the catwalk when "Down With THe Sickness" by Disturbed kicks in. Out walks Tyler Hendrix who is also booed. Tyler walks down the catwalk with the large BAM right behind him. Tyler enters the ring where Ricky Green already is when his music fades out. "A Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush begins playing as the fans all come to their feet. Out walks the Hall of Fame tag team comprised of Cody and Tomorrow Man. The fans start to chant "T-2-S-F! T-2-S-F!" as they walk down the catwalk. They slap hands with the fans before entering the ring where The Butcher gives out instruction, then calls for the bell.)

Randy Boggs: Now this one is going to be a doozy.

King Royce: If Butch keeps his nose out of everyone's business then this should be a good match.

(Tomorrow Man and Tyler Hendrix are going to be starting things off. They circle each other before locking up in the center of the ring. Tyler backs Tomorrow Man into the corner as The Butcher asks for a break. He starts to count when he doesn't get one and they slowly break away. Tyler slaps T-Man across the face and quickly ducks out of the ring as T-Man goes to blast him with a right. The fans boo as Tyler makes a trip around the ring. The Butcher starts his count and Tyler gets in at eight. T-Man comes at Tyler, who gives him a drop toe hold, sending T-Man down across the bottom rope. Tyler puts his foot on the back of T-Man's head and pressing his throat down against the rope. He breaks at the count of four. Tyler slides out of the ring and starts to choke T-Man on the rope some more before Butcher climbs out of the ring and orders Tyler back in.)

Randy Boggs: The Butcher is doing a great job as ref so far, King.

King Royce: He keeps making Tyler stop beating on Tomorrow Man. That's hardly doing a good job.

(Tyler pulls himself up on the apron and teases getting back into the ring but quickly drops his leg across the back to T-Man's head. The Butcher yells at Tyler who just steps back through the ropes and pulls T-Man to the center of the ring. 1... 2... kick out. Tyler looks at Butcher in disgust for the "slow count" but grabs T-Man by the head and pulls him to his feet. Tyler whips T-Man into the corner and follows up with a big clothesline. T-Man stumbles out of the corner as Tyler runs to the ropes, bounces off, and slams T-Man's head into the canvas with a bulldog.)

Randy Boggs: Tyler is manhandling the Hall of Famer in the early going here.

King Royce: Youth beats experience every time.

Randy Boggs: Well Cody and Tomorrow Man aren't exactly fifty, King.

(Tyler turns T-Man onto his back and kneels over him. Tyler grabs T-Man's face and gives him a hard slap. Tyler gives him another one, then stands up drawing boos from the crowd. Tyler leans back down to pick T-Man up when T-Man slaps Tyler across the face. T-Man pushes Tyler away with his legs and kips up. Tyler runs at T-Man, who leapfrogs him then runs to the ropes. Tyler stops and turns around as T-Man is coming at him. Tyler alley-oops T-Man over him and T-Man lands on the second rope. T-Man springboards off and nails Tyler in the back with a dropkick. T-Man grabs Tyler and sends him to the ropes. T-Man with a hurricanrana on Tyler! 1... 2.. kick out. Both men back on their feet and Tyler misses the clothesline, but he is able to duck the spinning heel kick from T-Man, but the follow-up elbow drop misses as does T-Man's standing senton. Both men get to their feet and face-off getting a nice applause from the crowd.)

Randy Boggs: Great back and forth action there.

Kign Royce: T-Man slapped Tyler! That's a disqualification!

(T-Man and Tyler start to circle each other again and they lock up. Tyler quickly drives his knee into T-Man's stomach and rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Tyler lifts up T-Man for a back suplex by T-Man flips out and lands on his feet behind Tyler. T-Man grabs Tyler by the waist and pulls him back in a rollup. 1... 2.. kick out. Tyler and T-Man are on their feet and Tyler reverses T-Man's irish whip and lowers his head. T-Man flips over Tyler and continues to the ropes. Tyler turns around and T-Man hits him with a cross body. 1... 2... kick out. T-Man runs to the ropes as Tyler is getting to his feet but Tyler lifts T-Man up and drops him throat-first across the top rope. Tyler tags in Ricky Green to a huge chorus of boos.)

Randy Boggs: T-Man was starting to get on a roll there, but Tyler was able to turn the tides.

King Royce: And now the MAN is in.

Randy Boggs: Since when has he been the "MAN"?

King Royce: Since I just said he was.

(Ricky grabs T-Man by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Ricky with a hard knife-edged chop, followed by another one. Irish whip by Ricky gives him a leaping back elbow to knock T-Man down. Ricky mounts T-Man and starts to hammer him with rights before The Butcher orders him off. Ricky stares down the Commish as Butch says he's the ref so he better not touch him. Ricky grabs T-Man by the hair again and gives him a hard slap across the face. The boos come in loud and clear as Ricky signals for another one. T-Man counters with a small package! 1... 2.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Tyler and Ricky are a little cocky tonight, aren't they?

King Royce: They're two of the best, so they should be cocky.

(Ricky quickly hits T-Man with a dropkick to knock him back into the corner. Ricky kicks at T-Man in the corner before whipping him across the ring. T-Man goes into the corner chest-first and bounces back after hitting it with massive impact. Ricky runs in behind T-Man and leg lariats him into the turnbuckles. Ricky rams T-Man's head into the top turnbuckle five times as the crowd is chanting along. He then moves down to the second turnbuckle and rams T-Man into it four times before ramming him into the bottom turnbuckle once. Ricky gets up as the fans boo. Ricky turns T-Man around while still sitting in the corner as Tyler asks the Butcher to come over. He does so as Ricky charges in at T-Man and gives him a baseball slide to the crotch. Moans are heard throughout the arena by the males in attendence, but they quickly all begin to boo as The Butcher asks Ricky what he did.)

King Royce: You shouldn't have to ask, Butch. You should have been watching the entire time.

Randy Boggs: You make a good point, but it's still cheating.

(Ricky pulls T-Man up out of the corner and hits an inverted atomic drop and a dropkick. T-Man stumbles through the ropes and to the floor. The Butcher is starting his count when Ricky goes flying to the outside and hits T-Man with his springboard pancha! That wow's the crowd but they quickly begin to boo again as Ricky taunts them. Ricky picks up T-Man and drops him down across the guardrail. Cody enters the ring to complain which draws The Butcher over. Tyler jumps down off the apron and he helps Ricky lift up T-Man and ram him crotch-first into the ring post. Tyler returns to the apron as Ricky rolls T-Man back into the ring.)

Randy Boggs: This is just blatant cheating from Tyler and Ricky.

King Royce: I've never read anything in the rule book about trying to put your opponent on the ring post. It's not Tyler and Ricky's fault that T-Man couldn't hang onto it.

(Ricky makes his way to the top turnbuckle as T-Man gets on his hands and knees. Ricky leaps off the top and brings his leg down across the back of T-Man's neck. 1.... 2.... th.. kick out. Ricky begins to punch T-Man in the face before pinning him again. 1... 2.... kick out. Ricky pushes T-Man's shoulders back down again. 1... 2... kick out. Ricky punches away at T-Man once more before pinning him. 1... 2... kick out. Ricky pulls T-Man up off the canvas and whips him into the corner. Ricky follows in and T-Man tries a sunset flip but Ricky sits down on his shoulders and grabs onto the ropes. 1... 2.... The Butcher kicks Ricky's arms off the ropes allowing T-Man to roll him up. 1... 2... kick out. Ricky jumps up and clobbers T-Man with a lariat.)

Randy Boggs: That's good officiating from the Commish there.

King Royce: Oh why don't you just get his dick out of your mouth.

(Ricky has some words for The Butcher before lifting T-Man on his knees by his hair. T-Man tries to fight back with punches to the gut, but Ricky puts a stop to all that with a knee to T-Man's face. Ricky pulls T-Man back up onto his feet and hits a Northern Lights Suplex! 1... 2.... kick out. Ricky pulls T-Man up by his hair and snapmares him over. Dropkick to the back of the head by Ricky. Ricky sits T-Man up and rams his knee into T-Man's back while pulling back on his arms for the surfboard. Cody begins to slap the top turnbuckle which gets the crowd going and stomping their feet. T-Man is able to get up on his feet while Ricky still pulls his arms back. T-Man tries to power his way to the reversal but Ricky blocks. T-Man tries once again but Ricky is able to power him back down. T-Man stomps on Ricky's foot and gets one arm free. He pulls himself next to Ricky and hits a russian leg sweep.)

Randy Boggs: Beautiful counter by T-Man, now he needs to tag in Cody.

King Royce: Big whoop, he's still taken a hell of a beating and won't be able to make the tag as quick as Ricky will.

(Ricky is the first one onto his feet as T-Man starts to crawl towards his corner. Ricky grabs his feet and brings him up on one leg. T-Man tries for an enziguri but Ricky ducks. T-Man, however, lands on his foot again but Ricky pulls him forward into a waistlock. Ricky with a big german suplex! 1.... 2.... thr... kick out! Ricky stands over T-Man, who's on his stomach, then kneels down and locks on the camel clutch! Cody starts to lead the cheer for T-Man as he looks to be trying to power out of it. He is able to get on his knees, then onto his feet with Ricky still on his back. T-Man jumps backwards flattening Ricky beneath him.)

Randy Boggs: Now THAT'S a counter.

King Royce: It might have had more of an effect if T-Man was bigger.

(T-Man starts to crawl towards his corner as the crowd chants "T-MAN! T-MAN!". Cody is encouraging him when Ricky grabs him by the hair. Ricky nails him with a hard right and sends him into the corner. Ricky runs in after him and nails him with a leaping knee to the face. T-Man falls down to the canvas while propped up against the bottom turnbuckle. Ricky spreads T-Man's legs as Tyler talks with Butcher again. Ricky charges at T-Man, who pulls himself up to the top rope. Ricky slides all the way under the bottom rope and crotches himself on the ring post! T-Man jumps off the top turnbuckle and rushes to make the tag!)

Randy Boggs: Cody's finally in!!

King Royce: And everyone rejoices.

(Cody runs in as Ricky makes the tag to Tyler. Cody with a lariat on Tyler. Cody dropkicks Ricky through the ropes and out of the ring. Tyler comes back at Cody who pancakes him. Cody runs to the ropes as Tyler gets back onto his feet. Hurricanrana by Cody! 1... 2.. kick out. Both men back up and Tyler misses the clothesline. Back suplex by Cody, who quickly runs to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Ricky reaches up and grabs his leg but Cody kicks him away. Tyler grabs Cody and sets up for the superplex but Cody is able to block and push Tyler off. Cody nails the 450 Splash on Tyler!! 1.... 2.... THRE... Ricky pulls Cody off!!)

Randy Boggs: Damn it! T2SF had this won!

King Royce: If this were a singles match, then yes, but this isn't so it's not.

(Ricky has his right blocked and Cody rams his head into the ring post. Cody climbs back onto the apron where Tyler knees him in the gut. Tyler with a suplex on Cody to bring him back in. Cody flips out of it, however, and runs to the ropes. Tyler tries for a superkick but Cody ducks and continues to the ropes. Cody hangs onto the ropes this time as Tyler tries another superkick. T-Man comes from behind Cody and hits a release Tiger Suplex! Tyler is staggering to his feet as Cody nails him with the Cody Kick!!! Ricky slides back into the ring, but T-Man spears him! Cody covers Tyler! 1... 2.... 3!!)

Randy Boggs: Cody and Tomorrow Man have won it!

King Royce: They cheated! T-Man should have been forced out of the ring!

("A Tendency 2 Start Fires" begins to play as the crowd goes nuts. Cody and Tomorrow Man celebrate as Ricky starts heading to the back without Tyler. Cody and Tomorrow Man soon leave after him as BAM helps up Tyler.)

FIRST STRIKE

(We see a door marked "New Dynasty", and suddenly the door comes open. Out walks Brooklyn and a few seconds later out walks Diamond Dogg who's lagging behind. They are heading out for the main event when Diamond Dogg has a steel chair rammed into his stomach! Uppercut swing with the chair and another to the back of his head. One more time the chair goes in an uppercut motion before a shot to the back of the knees sends Diamond Dogg onto his knees. The person pulls the chair back and hits a homerun swing square to Diamond Dogg's face. Brooklyn rushes back as we see Angelica Dawson drop the chair and run off.)

Brooklyn: You little bitch! I'll make you pay in our match!

(Brooklyn hollers for medical attention as we fade out.)

MAIN EVENT
paYne(c) and Angelica Dawson VERSUS Brooklyn and Diamond Dogg
(Tag Team Match)

(The fans are still buzzing over the T2SF victory and are all guessing and wondering who Brooklyn's partner will be later tonight. As they are all thinking that over "Push It" by Static X starts up. Angelica Dawson makes her way out as the fans get onto their feet. The men all LOVE Dawson, but she's just a big tease. Dawson enters the ring as Tupac's "Pain" hits. The GHC Champion, paYne, makes his way through the curtains and is booed quite heavily, although several are cheering in the front row. paYne has a goofy grin on his face as he shines up the GHC Championship on the way down. As he enters the ring, "#1" by Nelly plays and the boos are instant. Half of the GHC Tag Team Champions, Brooklyn, walks out with a microphone in hand.)

Brooklyn: It looks as if little ole Angelica has taken out my partner for tonight. That's alright. I have no problem going down there and beating both of your asses. So I guess this is going to be a handicap...

(Suddenly "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 starts up and out walks Frostie. Frostie doesn't say a thing but just continues down towards the ring. Brooklyn shrugs his shoulders and follows as it looks as if it's still going to be a tag match. Dawson tries to talk strategy with paYne, but he just keeps staring at her assests and wanting to hug her. Frostie and Brooklyn climb into the ring and charge at their opponents. Dawson slaps paYne to wake him up to what's going on and they meet the charge with right hands. Dawson is backing Frostie up with rights as paYne is doing the same to Brooklyn.)

Randy Boggs: This is going to be fun!

King Royce: Brooklyn and Frostie have this one in the bag.

(Dawson backs Frostie into the corner and starts to hammer away as paYne whips Brooklyn to the ropes. Clothesline by paYne. Dawson hits a quick DDT on Frostie and climbs up top. paYne whips Brooklyn to the ropes again, causing Dawson to lose her balance and fall to the canvas. paYne takes his eye off of Brooklyn who grabs paYne by the throat and slams him down with a chokeslam. paYne rolls out of the ring as Brooklyn pulls Frostie up. They whip Dawson to the ropes and hit her with a double clothesline.)

Randy Boggs: And the double-teaming has already started.

King Royce: YEAH!

(Brooklyn picks up Dawson and lifts her up for a vertical suplex. He suplexes her forward and onto Frostie's knee. The ref is trying to restore order but it's not working. Frostie starts to choke Dawson as Brooklyn talks with the ref. Frostie releases the choke and tosses her over to Brooklyn. Brooklyn scoops her up and slams her down with a running powerslam. Frostie comes off the second rope with a springboard moonsault! The ref orders one out of the ring and it's Frostie. Brooklyn pulls Dawson up by her hair and slaps her across the face. paYne rolls back into the ring and rushes at Brooklyn. Brookyn steps aside and paYne almost runs into Dawson but stops short. Brooklyn hammers paYne in the back with a forearm shot. paYne stumbles into the corner, pinning Dawson between him and the turnbuckles as Brooklyn walks across the ring. Brooklyn rushes towards both of them, but Dawson knees paYne in the crotch, knocking him down and she dives through the second rope and onto the catwalk. Brooklyn crashes into the corner, and stumbles out. Dawson comes back into the ring with a slingshot clothesline!)

Randy Boggs: That's ONE way of avoiding the splash.

King Royce: I don't know how smart that was though, as now paYne is in a lot of... well pain.

(Dawson begins to pummel Brooklyn with punches when paYne pulls her off. He's holding himself as he asks her why she would do that. This allows Brooklyn to low blow paYne again and get Dawson in a small package! 1... 2.. kick out. Dawson and Brooklyn are back up. Brooklyn ducks her spinning heel kick and she nails paYne! paYne falls through the ropes and onto the apron, as Brooklyn misses his clothesline and Dawson dropkicks him out onto the apron. Dawson runs to the corner and springboards off with a dropkick but Brooklyn ducks and she nails paYne again! paYne goes flying off the apron as Brooklyn rolls back into the ring and knees her in the stomach. Brooklyn lifts up Dawson and slams her down with a big powerbomb! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson and paYne just aren't having a good night thus far.

King Royce: Brooklyn and Frostie are just that much better.

(Brooklyn whips Dawson into the corner and nails her with forearm shots and right hands. Brooklyn lifts Dawson up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up himself. Superplex by Brooklyn. Brooklyn floats over for the pin. 1... 2... kick out. Brooklyn tosses Dawson into the corner and tags in Frostie. Brooklyn holds Dawson so Frostie can give her a free shot to the ribs. Frostie backs Dawson up against the ropes and adds a few more knees to the ribs before whipping her across the ring. Frostie lowers his head and Dawson kicks him in the shoulder. Frostie ducks her clothesline, however, and runs to the ropes. Frostie with a rolling kick to Dawson's face then locks on the Sharpshooter!)

Randy Boggs: She's going to tap! She's going to tap!

King Royce: I hope. But I doubt she will.

(Dawson is trying to reach the ropes as the fans are cheering her on. paYne re-enters the ring and clobbers Frostie from behind to break. The ref tries to get paYne out as Brooklyn comes in and he helps Frostie to stomp Dawson. Brooklyn exits the ring as Frostie pulls Dawson to her feet. Frostie with an european uppercut, then a knee to her gut. Gutwrench suplex by Frostie! 1... 2.. kick out. Frostie pulls Dawson up onto her feet and scoops her up for a tombstone piledriver. Dawson starts to kick and turns it over. Frostie starts to kick his legs reversing the hold once again. Frostie hits a jumping tombstone piledriver on Dawson! 1... 2... paYne breaks it up.)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one.

King Royce: Stupid paYne.

(The ref forces paYne out of the ring as Frostie pulls Dawson onto her feet. Frostie nails some knife-edged chops to her chest then whips her to the ropes. Frostie drops down to the mat and Dawson steps over him. Frostie jumps back up and snaps off a hurricanrana! 1.... 2... Dawson reverses the rollup, but Frostie rolls through and dropkicks Dawson in the face with a seated dropkick. Frostie with a slingshot on Dawson, who bounces off the ropes and comes back down onto Frostie's knees. Frostie reapplies the Sharpshooter!)

Randy Boggs: Dawson is in a bad way.

King Royce: She just can't hang with the big boys.

(paYne jumps into the ring and breaks up the hold again. As paYne is leaving the ring Frostie dropkicks him in the back. paYne falls through the ropes and to the floor. He is up quickly and rushes into the ring. The ref stops him as Frostie and Brooklyn double-team Dawson in the corner. Brooklyn slaps his hands together to signify a "tag" and lifts Dawson back onto the top turnbuckle. Brooklyn with a super samoan drop on Dawson! 1... 2... paYne breaks it up.)

Randy Boggs: This is just total domination.

King Royce: If they can keep paYne out of the match, they'll win it.

(Brooklyn grabs Dawson by the head and starts to punch her in the face. The ref orders him to stop so he decides to slam her head against the canvas. The ref orders him to stop that and Brooklyn asks what he can do. The ref just shrugs his shoulders so Brooklyn starts to choke Dawson with his knee. Brooklyn pulls Dawson up onto her feet and slaps her around before whipping her to the ropes. Dawson dodges Brooklyn's charge but gets chokeslammed when she runs at him. 1... 2.... THRE... paYne breaks up the pinfall.)

Randy Boggs: paYne is getting a nice workout.

King Royce: Him saving Dawson is the only way he's getting into this match.

(Brooklyn picks Dawson up over his head and tosses her across the ring and into his corner. Brooklyn tags in Frostie and holds Dawson down. Frostie comes off the top with a moonsault, then Frostie holds her and Brooklyn hits a moonsault. Frostie heads back up again and hits a second moonsault! 1.... 2.... THRE... paYne breaks it up again. Frostie scoops up Dawson but she wiggles out and runs into a superkick! Brainbuster by Frostie on Dawson! 1... 2... THRE... paYne stops the count.)

Randy Boggs: Jesus, paYne really needs to be tagged in.

King Royce: It won't happen.

(Frostie whips Dawson to the ropes and tries for a hurricanrana again but Dawson counters with a Ligerbomb! Both Dawson and Frostie are down. Frostie on his stomach and Dawson on her back, like always. The fans are starting to chant for Dawson as paYne stomps his foot on the apron and slaps the top turnbuckle. Dawson is starting to inch her way to the ropes and makes the tag! Frostie tags Brooklyn. Brooklyn quickly tags Frostie back in as paYne clobbers him with a lariat. He falls back into Brooklyn tagging him back in. Brooklyn slowly steps through the ropes as paYne motions for him to come at him.)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn seems scared of paYne.

King Royce: It's all mindgames, Randy.

(Brooklyn and paYne start to circle each other and lock up. Brooklyn with a thumb to the eye, but paYne knees him in the crotch to counter. paYne whips Brooklyn to the ropes and hits a big boot. Brooklyn pops back up and paYne lifts him up and slams him down. paYne goes to the ropes and comes back with a knee drop. paYne starts to punch Brooklyn in the face when Frostie comes in. Frostie locks on the Frost-Byte!!!! Dawson dropkicks Frostie! Brooklyn gives Dawson an uranage suplex! paYne with a school boy on Brooklyn! 1... 2... KICK OUT!)

Randy Boggs: Whoa.

King Royce: Exactly.

(Brooklyn and paYne double clothesline each other. Brooklyn runs over and tags in Frostie. paYne gets onto his feet and clotheslines Frostie! paYne whips Frostie to the ropes who tries a flying forearm but paYne ducks and Frostie nails Dawson! paYne grabs Frostie from behind with a german suplex. Frostie flips out and lands on his feet. paYne is checking on Dawson and Frostie locks on the Frost-Byte! Brooklyn tags himself back in and rolls paYne over. 1.... 2... THRE... Dawson breaks it up! Frostie is in Brooklyn's face about tagging himself in.)

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, problems in the New Dynasty camp.

King Royce: Damn it.

(Dawson tags herself in and rushes at Brooklyn and Frostie who flip her over the top rope and to the catwalk. paYne is slow onto his feet and Brooklyn and Frostie continue to argue. paYne turns around and Frostie rushes at him. Back drop by paYne. Brooklyn runs at him next and they hit each other with big boots! Frostie gets up and locks paYne in the crossface again! Dawson climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off. Brooklyn is up and catches her by the throat and slams her down with a chokeslam!! 1... 2... 3!!!)

Randy Boggs: They won!? Like that!? This sucked.

King Royce: Um... nah, it was awesome!

("#1" begins to play as Brooklyn celebrates. He gets Frostie off of paYne and they start to argue again. Then someone comes running from the crowd. It's the Japanese Jalopies! Bulldogs on Brooklyn and Frostie! The Jalopies quickly run out of the ring as Frostie walks out onto the catwalk watching after them. Brooklyn gets up in the ring and turns around and gets the Crucifixion by paYne!!! Frostie comes storming back into the ring but Dawson hits him with a superkick! paYne goes to hug Dawson but she knees him in the crotch and gives him an Implant DDT! She then locks on the rings of saturn!!!)

Randy Boggs: Holy shit! What's going on here!?

King Royce: I dunno, but I like it!

(Dawson continues to wrench on the hold as we fade to black.)

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