December 2nd, 2001 / Cumberland County Civic Center / Maine

¤ Rematch ¤

(Brooklyn storms into Ms. Daisy's office, he knocks a lamp off the desk, and slams his fist down on her paperwork.)

Brooklyn: Listen bitch! You know damn well Frostie was the winner of that match! So give him the damn belt!

Daisy: Frostie lost, the ref has the final say in what goes. I fully support that, and watch your tone!

Brooklyn: Bullshit! I want the belt around Frostie's waist by the end of the night.

Daisy:The end of the month. He can have a shot at paYne at the Pay Per View. That's the best you'll get!

Brooklyn: You're gonna regret this!

(Brooklyn pounds on the desk again, Daisy shows no fear, and Brooklyn storms out of the room.)

¤ Introduction ¤

(WAR. Wasn't it amazing? Some have said so. Others have said the opposite. Those people would be jackasses who only want attention by going against the crowd just for the hell of it, despite the fact that they geniunely feel differently. But I'm not paid to express my opinions on the idiocy of fans around the world who have nothing but cynical views on wrestling and can't sit down and enjoy good old fashion wrestling, which we here at the gfwa OMEGA strive to provide. Anyway back to the topic at hand. global TV 16, boy is it going to be action-packed! But then again aren't all the shows action-packed, or at least labeled that? Too. Much. Thinking. Must. Introduce. Show.)

(Everything goes black for a short time, then comes back. We are inside the Cumberland County Civic Center in Maine, with about two thousand fans inside. Some have signs, some don't, but it's not big deal. It's not like they can see themselves holding up the signs on a big screen, since we don't have one. But they can't obstruct the person behind them's view, and that wouldn't be nice or safe. I've seen people have their asses beaten for not putting their sign down during a match. So it's good that most of these fans don't have a sign, then again they probably went bust when purchasing our five dollar tickets for the event. But.... no, I'm going to introduce the show now.)

(We go back to black and the gfwa OMEGA logo appears on your television screen. Or a guy is telling you that a logo is on the screen if you're listening on the radio. The logo fades out and we see the Cumberland County Civic Center, PACKED with about two thousand fans. The cameras pan around seeing all the Maine hotties and their ugly boyfriends. Man, everyone should move to Maine and pick up a couple of hot women, they don't seem to have very good taste. Anyway, the cameras continue to pan around until we stop on our awesome announce duo of Randy Boggs and King Royce.)

Randy Boggs: Welcome to the gfwa OMEGA's global TV 16! We are live in the Cumberland County Civic Center and boy are we going to have a huge show for you all!

King Royce: That's right! FOUR matches! FOUR! FOUR! FOUR!

Randy Boggs: You're Paul Heyman impression?

King Royce: Sure beats the hell out of my Jerry "PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES!" Lawler impression.

Randy Boggs: That it does. Tonight we have a rematch from WAR when Jiraiya defends his freshly won OMEGA Championship against Jonny Casanova!

King Royce: That ladder match last week was amazing! I don't know how either man is going to be able to compete here tonight after all the damage they suffered.

Randy Boggs: And tonight, The Manhattan Project and A Tendency 2 Start Fires will be signing a contract for a match on Stage One of our next PPV. Cody and Tomorrow Man have been masquarading as the Japanese Jalopies for awhile and finally came out as the Hall of Fame tag team at WAR.

King Royce: Now that was a mark out moment for any true blooded wrestling fan. If you didn't jump out of your seat for that, you're not a fan.

Randy Boggs: Plus a huge seven-person main event elimination tag match. I said that wrong, but seven people are involved, the GHC Tag Team Champions, Bronx and Brooklyn will team with Frostie to take on the GHC Champion paYne, Angelica Dawson, The Butcher, and Bradley Duncan.

King Royce: That'll either be really good or a damned clusterfuck. But I'm just interested to see how paYne and Dawson can stay on the same page after all that's happened lately.

Randy Boggs: This is going to be one hell of a show!

¤ He's Back? ¤

(Brooklyn and Bronx are seen walking toward their dressing room. Bronx has a depressed look on his face while Brooklyn has a confident smile. Brooklyn swings their door open and his mouth drops.)

Sean Casey: Miss me?

(Sean stands in the doorway smiling. Brooklyn takes a step toward him but Sean raises a hand, as if to say 'wait'.)

Sean Casey: You two bastards gave within an inch... an INCH of putting me out forever when you attacked me in that match. And since you didn't... since you couldn't get the job done, I'm back.

Brooklyn: What? Do you want a welcome back party? Get to the point.

(Sean grins.)

Sean Casey: I want a match with a Dynasty member tonight. No compromises, no waiting... TONIGHT.

Brooklyn: You've got your match... now get out of our dressing room.

(Sean smirks at Brooklyn as he walks past him and hits shoulders with Bronx. Sean stops and looks at Bronx and shakes his head in disgust. He walks out of view just as Tyler Hendrix walks up.)

Tyler Hendrix: What's up, Brooklyn?

Brooklyn: Get ready, we have match.

(Tyler looks confused as the camera cuts back to the arena.)

¤ "The Main Event" Brad Robinson and Showtime vs. Illegal Tendencies ¤

Randy Boggs: Earlier tonight, Brad Robinson and Showtime asked for a match tonight and received it from Daisy. Brad and Showtime are members of The Danger Zone, and while they aren't under contract with the gfwa OMEGA, they have signed on to work some dates. And their goal is to take out Bronx and Brooklyn.

King Royce: I've seen tapes of Brad back in the old EWCWF, when I was creating my own Max Danger compilation tape, and he's pretty good.

Randy Boggs: I remember him from the old GFWA, and he didn't amount to much. Injuries and the like kept him from reaching his full potential, while his friend Max Danger sky-rocketed up the ranks within his first day.

King Royce: Showtime, on the other hand, I have only seen what he's done here in gfwa OMEGA. He's got to be good, he was trained by Danger after all.

Randy Boggs: Well, let's just get right into our opening match.

("Machinehead" by Bush starts to play as Brad Robinson and Showtime make their way out. They get a small reaction, as many in the Maine area remember Brad from the old days from his intense feud with Max Danger. They both enter the ring and jump to opposite second turnbuckles and raise their hands high into the air.)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first... BRAD ROBINSON and SHOWTIME!!!

(A small applause comes up as "Left Behind" by Slipknot starts up. Out walks Ethan Xtacy and Static to absolutely no reaction. They are stopped on the catwalk by Robinson and Showtime to hammer away at Static and Ethan. Showtime tosses Ethan into the ring and quickly hits a springboard clothesline on him as the ref calls for the bell to start the match. Showtime picks up Ethan and whips him to the ropes. Hurricanrana by Showtime, but Ethan rolls through and slingshots Showtime into the corner. Showtime lands on the second turnbuckle and comes off with a cross body on Ethan. 1... 2.. kick out.)

Randy Boggs: Both of these men can fly, and I fully expect them to.

King Royce: Yeah, Ethan and Showtime are the speed while Static and Robinson provide the muscle for their respective teams.

(Robinson and Static have went their seperate ways on the outside and headed to their corners. Showtime hits a snap suplex on Ethan and hits the springboard moonsault. 1... 2.. kick out. Showtime whips Ethan into the corner and follows in with a back elbow, but Ethan moves. Ethan with some kicks to Showtime's stomach in the corner, then lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Superplex by Ethan! 1... 2... kick out. Ethan tags out to Static as Showtime gets to his feet.)

Randy Boggs: This is, uh, boring.

King Royce: I know, but here's a little inside info for ya, Ethan and Static are being let go after this match. So they aren't exactly the most motivated duo.

(Static punches at Showtime before sending him to the ropes. Showtime ducks the clothesline, bounces off the ropes, slides between Static's legs and locks on the crossface chicken wing! Static runs backwards into the corner breaking the hold. Static steps out from the corner as Showtime climbs to the top turnbuckle. Missle dropkick by Showtime! Tag to Robinson! Robinson with a body slam on Static. Ethan runs into the ring and gets hit with a powerslam!)

Randy Boggs: Robinson is a house afire!

King Royce: Yay!

(Static back up and Robinson whips him to the ropes. Drop toe hold and Showtime hits a guillotine leg drop on him from the top rope! Double flapjack on Ethan! Robinson sets Ethan onto the top turnbuckle and hits a superplex! Showtime tosses Ethan to the outside and hits a somersault pancha on him! Static back up and Robinson hits a cradle piledriver! 1... 2... 3!)

Randy Boggs: And they've won their debut.

King Royce: The cradle piledriver isn't even one of Robinson's big moves.

("Machinehead" starts up as Robinson looks into the camera and says "We're coming for you TMP! Watch your backs!" before heading to the back with Showtime.)

¤ Top Notch ¤

Randy Boggs: Royce, I know you're going to love this one.

King Royce: That's right, Boggs! We've got footage of the newest gO wrestler, Joshua Michaels, and this is gonna be GREAT! Roll the footage!

(The screen you're watching swirls within itself as a short cartoonish sound effect plays. The effect quickly dives into one guitar strumming. Upon each strum, a word appears on the screen: |TOP| |NOTCH| As the beat picks up, it becomes obvious that the guitar beat belongs to 311's "All Mixed Up". But this is a wordless version of the late 1990's semi-hit from the California band.)

(The scene quickly cuts away from the effects. We are in upstate New York. An early light snow is falling on the ground, midday. In the distance is a road...cleared earlier that day for automobile travel.)

(Jogging down the side of the road is a figure clad in a thick pair of pants, and a hooded sweatshirt, bulked by another sweater underneath. The hood covers his face, rendering him seemingly faceless. When he turns the corner, heading toward the camera, we see that the camera is on the side of another road, also cleared. The music fades out slowly as he approaches.)

(The hooded jogger slows, and comes to a stopin front of the camera. Now we can see that a red scarf is tied around where his mouth is, and a giant pair of sunglasses cover his eyes. This mysterious jogger pulls off his sunglasses, revealing his brown eyes, then the scarf covering his mouth. The scarf hangs down from the hood, as this man begins to speak.)

Man: You find the worst times.

(Voice associates with look, and you immediately know this man is a man that is "Top Notch", the best quality. This man is Joshua Michaels, gwfa OMEGA's new recruit.)

Joshua Michaels: The worst times indeed. It's cold as hell frozen over, and you're stopping me here, in the middle of the backwoods of New York. For what? An interview, that's what.

Presshounds. All of you sicken me. Cameramen, interviewers, commentators. Always looking for some dirt to throw on respectable wrestlers. Or maybe you're just a tabloid writer. Looking for a fake story about some Hollywood star.

Simple little men. But not just the little men. The big men. The ones that go in the ring. Nearly everyone stepping into a wrestling ring with a thimble-full of talent, accidently ending careers, then claiming that it was an accident.

No...no, you're just looking for the glory...even if it means eliminating everyone else. Heh...what am I saying...in a way...I am one of those men.

By that, I mean to say I'm willing to eliminate everyone in my way to get what I want. In the gfwa OMEGA, I plan to do just that. The Global Honored Crown stands at the end of my path, and rest assured, I will do whatever it takes to eliminate all other contenders.

paYne, Jolly Potter, Johnny Casanova, Ricky Green...you will all fall. You will all get pinned. You will all go Downtown. Angelica Dawson...you might ask why she wasn't included in that list.

The reasoning is simple. Dawson, in my mind, you are not worth my time...in the ring. Perhaps you might think of me as sexist...or maybe another cheezy romantic, like Casanova. The fact is, I have no time for small roadbumps to get in MY way to the Global Honored Crown.

Each and every wrestler in gfwa OMEGA, take note. Today begins the era of those who are "Top Notch". Today begins the era of the absolute BEST...Today, begins the era of Joshua Michaels.

(With that comment, Michaels pulls the scarf back around his mouth and nose, puts the sunglasses back on, and continues jogging down the road. The camera turns, panning along with him, as Joshua Michaels, the man that calls himself "Top Notch", and prides himself on being only the best, jogs into the distance, preparing for his debut in gfwa OMEGA.)

Randy Boggs: What a debut...

King Royce: Look at that! He's all over gO's top stars...and Jonny Casanova! This guy is going to be a force to be reckoned with!

¤ "Live~Wire" Sean Casey vs. ??? ¤

("Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up as blue and white lights flash about the arena. The fans all stand in unison and cheer at the top of their lungs as sean Casey steps onto the catwalk, his hand in the air. He takes in the cheers and walks down to the ring. He springboards himself over the top rope and walks over to the adjasent corner.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an inpromptu match set for one fall. Introducing first... SEAN CASEY!

("#1" by Nelly blasts through the PA system as Brooklyn walks out to a chorus of boo's from the crowd. He pays no attention to the fans as he runs down the ramp. Just as he reaches the ring Sean comes sailing over the top rope with a forearm to the head of Brooklyn. Brooklyn falls off the catwalk and stumbles over to the announcer's table. He grabs a mic as the ref begins counting him out. Sean climbs into the ring.)

Brooklyn: *breathing hard* You want a match?! You got one! A TAG TEAM MATCH!

(Sean's eyes widen as "#1" by Nelly kicks up again and Tyler Hendrix runs down. He climbs in the ring and him and Sean Begin to trade punches. Sean takes the advantage and floors Hendrix. Brooklyn slides in and Sean is whipped to the corner. Brooklyn charges him but is met out of nowhere with the Live! superkick. Brooklyn goes down hard as Sean walks over to him and covers him. 1...2...2.9999!!! Tyler Hendrix lands a hard chair shot to the back of Sean causing the count to be broken and the ref to signal for the bell.)

Randy Boggs: Tyler just clobbered Sean with that chair! Disqualify him!

King Royce: Um, they did.

(Tyler lets Sean stand up then runs and hits him in the head with the chair! Sean goes down and Tyler tosses the chair down. He drops down for a cover but the ref tells him he DQed him already. Tyler stands up and pulls the ref down. Out of fear the ref counts. 1...2....3.)

Randy Boggs: That's not official. Tyler didn't pin Casey.

King Royce: Looked to me like he did.

("#1" by Nelly plays as Brooklen slides in the ring and raises Tyler's hand. The crowd boo's them heavily as the head up the ramp. Sean struggles to his feet, wincing as the ref attempts to check his condition. Sean pushes him away and walks to the back himself.)

¤ Love Makes You Crazy ¤

(We are in the backstage area where Denise Lopez is standing in front of a mirror trying to look her best. She's wearing the smallest skirt known to man and has the tightest little tanktop on. Looks like it should belong on an eight year old girl. The doors a few feet away open up and in enters Cody and Tomorrow Man of A Tendency 2 Start Fires. Denise looks up and her eyes widen. She takes off running with her boobs bouncing. Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and... sorry. She tackles Cody and her, ya know, fall out.)

King Royce: *having trouble breathing* Oh man...... oh man....

Randy Boggs: Paramedics!!!

(Denise starts to kiss Cody's face all over as he tries to get her off. Tomorrow Man is laughing hysterically as Cody screams for help. Finally Tomorrow Man has seen enough and he pulls Denise off. He's having trouble keeping her back as Cody scrambles to his feet.)

Denise Lopez: I just want an interview, Cody! That's all!

Tomorrow Man: That's how you conduct interviews? Damn.

(Cody grabs his gym bag and starts to head down the hall. Tomorrow Man senses that it's time to go and turns back to Denise, who's blowing kisses at Cody.)

Tomorrow Man: No further questions, ma'am.

(Tomorrow Man starts to walk away but he suddenly turns back around.)

Tomorrow Man: Oh and you might want to put those back in.

(Tomorrow Man points to her breasts as he says that, before walking away. Denise shoves her funbags back into here small tanktop and stomps off. We go back to the arena where King Royce is blowing in a paper bag.)

Randy Boggs: Are you going to make it, King?

King Royce: I think so, Randy. But man oh man, those big, round, juicy...

(Royce starts to lose his breath again as we cut away to a quick promo for the WAR replay.)

¤ Tyler Hendrix vs. AJ Fortay ¤

King Royce: My favorite New Dynasty member is up next. I can't wait!

Randy Boggs: I can...wait a second, folks, we're getting confirmation that a fight has broken out backstage, let's check it out.

(The scene cuts to the backstage area where you see Tyler Hendrix with a wooden baseball bat clobbering AJ Fortay. Brooklyn stands beside him smiling.)

Brooklyn: He's had enough, now let's get out of here.

(Tyler drops the bat and spits on AJ. Tyler stands over AJ and looks down on him.)

Tyler Hendrix: You see this, Sean Casey, this is a glance into the future of things to come between us. Hahah--

(Out of nowhere Sean Casey blindsides Tyler Hendrix with a punch. Tyler falls down and Sean gets atop him and begins raining down punches. Brooklyn rushes over with about four officials and they pull the two apart. Tyler has a bloodied lip and Sean has the look of a wild man on his face.)

Sean Casey: You have no idea what you've started, Hendrix...NO IDEA!!

(The scene cuts back to the arena as the two men are brought out of view.)

Randy Boggs: Jesus christ, King! The match never even started, Hendrix with a ball bat took out AJ Fortay... he may be out for a long time.

King Royce: Forget AJ Fortay! Sean Casey attacked Tyler Hendrix! Sean Casey is out of hand!

Randy Boggs: He got what he deserved, King. I have a feeling this encounter between Sean and Tyler is going to be brutal when they step in the ring in the near future.

King Royce: Brutal for the Live~Wire!

Randy Boggs: We'll see.

¤ paYne ¤

(We go backstage again where we see a door. On the door it says, "paYne, reeks of faTicalness". We enter the room where paYne is walking around with a big parka on and glooves. He's wearing his belt on the outside of the parka.)

paYne: How come he didn't melt? What can I do to stop Frostie the Snowman? I must think of something.

(We pull back to get a scope of his room when we see Bradley Duncan sitting there. paYne sits down next to him.)

paYne: What do you think Bradley? Should we bring a flamethrower?

(There is no answer.)

paYne: Yeah, you're probably right, that could be dangerous. But we've got to come up with something. How about... a flamethrower?

(There is still no answer.)

paYne: Wait, didn't I just say that? Anyway, Duncan, what should I do about Dawson? I think I love her, but I don't know how to get her back. He's really mad at me for what happened at WAR.

(Duncan just sits there staring ahead as paYne just looks at him waiting for an answer.)

paYne: You going to talk or not? I can't solve my problems without advice from you. So talk!

(Duncan just sits there, not moving an inch.)

paYne: Oh I see. You're just buying your time so you can catch me off guard and take my GHC Title, aren't ya?

(No answer.)

paYne: Oh boy, you're really making me anger now! But you aren't getting my title. No way in hell! So back off you fiend or I'll bash your head in with... with... with... this sofa cushion!

(paYne actually pulls off one of the sofa cushions and holds it up above Duncan. Duncan just looks at him and smiles before turning back towards the wall.)

paYne: Well played Duncan. You're a mastermind, but I shall have my revenge! You may have won this round, but I'm going to come back stronger than ever. Beware, Duncan!

(paYne starts to walk out of the room when he realizes something.)

paYne: Hey, this is my room! Get out!

(Duncan does nothing.)

paYne: Ah, so you think because you won you get my room? No, no.

(paYne starts towards Duncan, when Duncan stands up. paYne stops dead in his tracks and backs away. Duncan starts to walk forward when paYne drops to his knees and starts to beg off as he backs into the corner. Duncan continues forward as paYne gets in a fetal position in the corner. Duncan just opens the door and leaves as paYne is crying like a little school girl. He then notices that Duncan is gone and pulls himself up.)

paYne: I should him who's boss!

(We fade back to the arena as paYne starts to strut back towards his couch.)

Randy Boggs: Dear god in heaven, our champion is a damned lunatic.

King Royce: It's all apart of his master plan!

Randy Boggs: Right.

¤ Guest Referee ¤

(The cameras cut backstage where Brooklyn and Frostie are standing side by side. We can see a third set of legs in front of them, but we can't see who it is.)

Brooklyn: Man, it's great that you're back.

Man: It feels great to be back.

Brooklyn: You came back just in time, as you're going to be needed as the referee tonight, seeing as how Bronx is just out of it.

Man: I'll do whatever I can to see that bastard paYne fail.

Brooklyn: Good.

(The man walks between Frostie and Brooklyn and it's... RICKY GREEN!)

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green is going to ref the main event!

King Royce: Cool.

(Ricky Green has left the scene as Frostie turns to Brooklyn.)

Frostie: Can we trust him?

Brooklyn: No, but who can you trust in this world?

(Brooklyn walks away leaving Frostie thinking to himself.)

¤ Contract Signing ¤

("Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up and the crowd stands up and cheers for Commissioner Butcher. Out walks The Butcher in his usual attire that makes him anything but a stiff. He greets some of the fans with slaps and hand shakes as he makes his way into the ring. He gets in the ring and asks for the microphone from the announcer, who gives it to him without question. The Butcher then walks towards the table set up in the center of the ring and looks at the document set on it. The cheers die down as the Commissioner rises the microphone to his mouth.)

Commissioner Butcher: Hello everybody. Enjoying the show?

(The crowd cheers to answer him.)

Commissioner Butcher: All right, then we'll get this over quickly so we can get back to the wrestling action. Last week at Wrestling and Romance there was a match for the GHC Tag Team Championship. The Manhattan Project defeated the Japanese Jalopies in a match that I think stole the show. In the end the Manhattan Project prevailed but they were shocked just like we all were. The Japanese Jalopies revealed to the world that they were the GFWA Tag Team Legends Cody and Tomorrow Man.

(The crowd cheers loudly.)

Commissioner Butcher: That is why I'm here tonight. At the next Pay-Per-View, A Tendency 2 Start Fires and The Manhattan Project will headline the first half of the event. Now the event will take place in a few weeks and the gfwa OMEGA Front Office is afraid that Bronx and Brooklyn may try to take out Cody and Tomorrow Man before the event can even take place. To make sure that this main event takes place, both teams will be meeting shortly to sign a contract. The contract is very long but I will make it short. The contracts states that A Tendency 2 Start Fires cannot lay a finger on The Manhattan Project and The Manhattan Project cannot lay a finger A Tendency 2 Start Fires. This rule does not take effect in the event that any of these four men face each other between tonight and the time of the Pay-Per-View. Lets get the teams out here!

("A Tendency To Start Fires" by Bush kicks up and out walks Cody and Tomorrow Man to a great ovation. They high five some fans and quickly jump into the ring. They go back and forth between the four turn buckles to play the crowd. Finally, they stop wasting time and face the Commissioner. Just as soon as they look at the Commish, "Lay Low" By Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg plays. Brooklyn comes out and raises his hands in the air for the crowd. The crowd boos. He starts to walk down to the ring, when he looks back and shakes his head. Bronx walks out of the curtain. His head is down, he doesn't look up. The crowd stares blankly not knowing what is going on, or how to react. Brooklyn ignores him, and goes down to ringside, and waits from Bronx before sliding in. Then Bronx takes the stairs and enters somberly through the second rope. The two get to the ring. Brooklyn is looking fierce and confident, while Bronx is still staring at his feet. He makes no eye contact with Cody or Tomorrow Man.)

Commissioner Butcher: Who would like to go first?

Brooklyn: Age before Beauty.

(The Butcher pushes the contract to Cody and Tomorrow Man. Cody and Tomorrow Man just stand there as the Commissioner doesn't understand.)

Cody: Didn't you hear the man? AGE before BEAUTY.

(Cody then poses for the ladies to which they cheer. Brooklyn looks out over the crowd.)

Brooklyn: I see you've brought your family here tonight.

Cody: Where's your mother at?

(Tomorrow Man signs the contract to end this nonsense. The Commissioner looks pleased. They all look around to see who goes next, Bronx still stares blankly at his feet. Cody looks out into the crowd.)

Cody: I still don't see your mother, Brook?

(He then gets a big smile on his face as he notices a fat black woman dancing in the audience with her TMP t-shirt.)

Cody: Talk about soul food!

Commissioner Butcher: Would one of your guys sign it all ready?!

(Brooklyn grabs the pen and goes to sign it.)

Cody: Bronx, why you look so sad? Can't you look at greatness in the eye or are you too afraid of the fact that you're going to lose the GHC Tag Team Titles?

(Cody sniffs the air and makes a disgusted face.)

Cody: Damn, Bronx! You got some fungus on your feet or something?

(Bronx stares blankly at his feet, he doesn't seem to even comprehend he is being made fun of.)

Commissioner Butcher: Sign the paper, Brooklyn, so we have time for the main event.

Cody: I think he's afraid you're going to kick his ass, Butch.

(Brooklyn grabs the pen and signs the paper, shaking his head at Bronx. He slides the paper over to Tomorrow Man.)

Cody: He already signed it! Damn these Champs are dumb.

(Cody grabs the contract and pen. He then signs it. He slides the paper to Bronx with a smile on his face. Tomorrow Man and The Butcher seem to be losing patience.)

Cody: Here you are twinkle toes.

(Bronx doesn't move, seems like he won't sign it. Then his hand raises up, he grabs the pen and makes one quick scribble.)

Brooklyn: There, you've just signed you're death warrant!

Commissioner Butcher: All right. Now it is official. You can't touch each other 'til the Pay-Per-View.

Brooklyn: Well they can't touch us, I know how they like to touch each other however, be more specific Butch.

(Brooklyn slaps Butcher on the back. Then The Butcher grabs Brooklyn's arm and twists it.)

Commissioner Butcher: Don't touch me.

(Tomorrow Man starts to leave the ring.)

Cody: Brooklyn bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down...la la la la...

(Brooklyn, pulls on Butcher, and delivers a short arm Clothesline. Cody goes to jump on Brooklyn, but Brooklyn shakes a finger.)

Brooklyn: You can't touch me, remember.

(Brooklyn gets nose to nose with Cody.)

Brooklyn: BITCH!

(Brooklyn turns back to Butcher, and Cody and Tomorrow Man look on, helpless. Brooklyn picks Butcher up and Chokeslams him down to the mat. Bronx moves, however mechanically it seems, he moves. He picks up Butcher, though he still stares blankly at whatever he does. Brooklyn instinctively jumps on the second rope. Bronx picks Butcher up in the Bronxbomb. He drops him as Brooklyn comes off the second turnbuckle with a scissor kick. THE EMPIRE PRESS!!! Tomorrow Man runs back into the ring and watches in horror and anger. Cody just leans against the ropes and watches with a smile on his face...almost enjoying this. Bronx leaves, and he goes back to staring at his feet. However he doesn't head toward the back, he goes over to the announcers table, grabs a chair, and then throws it in the ring. Brooklyn dives on it before Tomorrow Man has a chance to touch it. Bronx grabs another and slides in the ring. Brooklyn helps Butcher to his feet. Bronx and Brooklyn smash the chairs up against Butcher's head, sandwiching it. Then Brooklyn focuses on Butcher's, knee. Bronx drops his chair, and put Butcher in a one leg Boston crab, and wrenches back on the leg. Brooklyn smashes the chair into the leg as Bronx pulls back. The Commissioner yells in pain as the crowd boos terribly. Tomorrow Man can't believe what just happened while Cody keeps staring at the scene with a smile on his face. Bronx lets the hold go and exits the ring without a word or even looking at his future opponents.)

Brooklyn: This is what's in store for you! You're friend here can talk a lot, you better hope you two old timers can back it up.

(Cody nods at Brooklyn casually as Tomorrow Man goes to The Butcher''s aid. Brooklyn exits the ring happy with what he has done. Paramedics run down to the ring with a stretcher to help the Commissioner who is in obvious pain. Tomorrow Man helps The Butcher to his feet. He limps a little and shrugs off the paramedics. He looks at Cody who doesn't seem to care. Cody winks at him and exits the ring as the fans don't really know how to react to this. Tomorrow Man is shocked as well. Commissioner Butcher just laughs a little as he limps out of the ring and to the back with Tomorrow Man.)

Randy Boggs: Well, you can't have a contract signing without a severe beating. And this time the beating went to our Commissioner.

King Royce: I'm anxious to see how The Manhattan Project and A Tendency 2 Start Fires can keep from beating the piss out of each other.

¤ paYne, again ¤

(We are backstage again with paYne roaming the hallways. He has a big goofy grin on his face when he suddenly comes to a stop. In front of him is a door labeled, "Angelica Dawson". paYne leans up against the door and looks to be in a trance.)

paYne: Oh, Angelica, how I miss the.

(paYne is just sitting there, I guess thinking of all the things they've done together, when Frostie walks up.)

Frostie: I might help if you knocked.

paYne: Thanks!

(Frostie then grabs paYne by the head and rams it into the door twice, knocking him to the ground.)

Frostie: See you later tonight, paYne.

(Frostie walks away as paYne starts to get up. He's up on his knees when the door comes open. Standing there is Angelica in her wrestling gear. She looks down at paYne, who's drooling and has a retarded look on his face.)

Angelica Dawson: Pervert!

(Dawson slams the door shut on paYne's face, knocking him to the ground as we fade out.)

¤ Jiraiya(c) vs. "The Love Machine" Jonny Casanova ¤
(OMEGA Championship Match)

(The crowd is still buzzing from the first match. The ref is getting into the ring, then “You can leave your hat on” by Tom Jones plays.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the GFWA Omega Champion! Introducing first, the challenger, Jonny CASANOVA!

(Jonny Casanova comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers loudly. He is still as serious as he was last week. He is walking with confidence down to the ring. Then he looks toward the cutrain as “Land of the Rising Son” plays.)

Announcer: And introducing next, A Member of the New Dynasty, and Japan’s favorite Son. The Omega Champion. Jiraiya!

(Jiraiya comes out of the curtains as the fans boo loudly. Jiraiya comes out and looks around at the crowd. His hand is wrapped in gause, and his shoulder has a bandage on it. He then proceeds to head down to ringside. He slides in the ring and immediately Jonny C stomps away at him. The bell rings as Jonny C hits an elbow. He gets up and hits another one. Then he gets up and delivers a leg drop.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny C doesn’t wanna lose twice to the kid.

King Royce: Jiraiya didn’t even know what hit him.

(Jonny C helps Jiraiya to his feet. He hits a jawbreaker on a dazed Jiraiya. He goes up to the second rope, and hits a senton bomb off the second rope. He helps Jiraiya to his feet, then he whips Jiraiya into the ropes. He goes to hit a back body drop, but Jiraiya kicks him in the sternum, and then hits a swinging neckbreaker.)

Randy Boggs: Nice comeback by Jiraiya.

King Royce: Jonny C is now the attackee.

(Jiraiya helps Jonny C up, He hits a few stiff elbows. Then he goes to whip him into the ropes, but brings him back and hits a power clothesline. He then connects with an elbow drop. He starts to choke Jonny C with his knee. Jonny pounds the mat trying to get free. The ref counts to three and Jiraiya lets go for a second then goes back to the chokehold. The ref pulls him off and puts a finger in his face.)

King Royce: Jiraiya’s gonna pull out allt he stops to win this one!

Randy Boggs: No doubt that title means a lot to him.

(Jiraiya picks him up. He gets behind him and does a backslide. 1…2… Nothing but kicout for Jonny C. Jiraiya gets to his feet and kicks Jonny C in the ribs. He delivers a few more vicious kicks then helps Jonny to his feet. This time he hits a few right hands. Jonny doesn’t go down. Jiraiya comes off the ropes and jumps for a flying body press. Jonny falls down, but flips over, so he is on top of Jiraiya. 1…2…Jiraiya Kicks out easily.)

King Royce: Nice counter by Jonny C.

Randy Boggs: All it did was anger Jiraiya.

(Jiraiya quickly gets to his feet, and stomps on Jonny C. He then hits a diving head but. He starts to choke him again. The ref counts to 4 before Jiraiya lets up. Jiraiya gets up and holds up his arms to the ref. He then chokes Jonny C with his foot. The ref pushes him off, and Jiraiya almost losses his balance. Jiraiya gets in the refs face. Jonny C rolls to the outside while the two are arguing. Jonny C stumbles over to grab a chiar, and he slides into the ring with it.)

Randy Boggs: Jonny C is gonna use that chair!

King Royce: I think he’ll do anything to win too!

(Jonny C gets to his feet, and He winds up the chair. He swings it. He means to go over Jiraiya’s head, but Jiraiya ducks and pulls the ref toward him, so the chair connects right to the top of the ref’s cranium. Jiraiya quickly gets to his feet, and ducks another chair shot. He kicks Jonny C in the stomach, who bends over, but he comes up and gets a chin full of Jiraiya with the chair. Jiraiya stumbles backwards. Jonny C then blasts him with the chiar. Jiraiya falls to the mat, out cold.)

King Royce: What a devastating blow!

Randy Boggs: You’re telling me. Jonny C just changed the momentum of the match.

(Jonny goes to pin, but there is no ref there. He goes over to the ref to try and wake him up, but he’s out cold as well. He goes back to Jiraiya. He steps on Jiraiya’s wrapped hand. Though it’s rapped quite well so it doesn’t seem to affect him. He kneels down to unwrap it. He finishes unwrapping it, and then stomps on his hand. Jiraiya sceams in pain and rolls to the outside quickly.)

Randy Boggs: He’s doing even more damage to that hand of Jiraiya’s.

King Royce: Jiraiya was smart to get out of harms way.

(Jonny C bounces off the opposite rope, and dives over the top rope. He hits a flying body press to the outside! Jiraiya gets smooshed. Jonny C straddles jiraiya, and starts to pumble him into the mats. He connects with a flurry of lefts and rights. Jonny finally gets up, and sends Jiraiya into the ring. He slides in the ring himself. The ref is still out. Jonny picks Jiraiya up, and hits a cradle piledriver. He then starts to choke Jiraiya.)

King Royce: He’s cheating! This isn’t fair!

Randy Boggs: As fair as Jiraiya doing it.

(Jonny C finally gets up. He wakes up the ref. The ref finally starts to move. Jonny turns back around. He picks up Jiraiya. He picks Jiraiya up, he goes to hit the Jonny Slam, but Jiraiya, hits a Dragonranna out of no where! He holds onto the legs. 1…2…3! Jiraiya wins! Jiraiya quickly rolls out of the ring, before Jonny can extract revenge. Jonny is in the ring and he is pissed. He starts to throw the chair around.)

Announcer: The winner of this match JIRAIYA!

Randy Boggs: Out of nowhere comes Jiraiya with a dragonranna!

King Royce: Jiraiya proves why he is the best! He’ll beat you when you least expect it! And Jonny didn’t expect ANYTHING!

¤ Nice Tit... er, Interviewing Skills ¤

(We head backstage where Denise Lopez is standing outside A Tendency 2 Start Fires locker room. She is pacing back and forth in her skimpy outfit. She stops and knocks, waiting for someone to answer. From the inside we hear a voice.)

Voice: Go away, Denise. We don't want an interview.

Denise Lopez: Oh come on, Cody. PLEEEASE!

Cody: NO!

Denise Lopez: Oh, why not!?

Cody: Just because Denise.

Denise Lopez: Man, this sucks. I got all dressed up just for you and you won't give me the pleasure of interviewing you.

(There is a long moment of silence before Cody answers.)

Cody: Are you only going to ask me questions? No kissing and all that?

Denise Lopez: I promise.

Cody: Ok, but if you do otherwise, I'm going to be really upset.

Denise Lopez: Ok.

(The door comes open as Tomorrow Man walks out.)

Denise Lopez: Where's Cody?

(A head pokes up from behind Tomorrow Man, and it's Cody.)

Cody: I'll be doing the interview from behind him thank you.

Denise Lopez: Ok, well..

(Denise lunges at Tomorrow Man, pinning him with Cody behind him up against the wall. She starts to try and kiss at Cody, but Tomorrow Man is in the line of fire. Cody manages to get free and locks himself in his locker room. Denise has Tomorrow Man on the ground now when she finally realizes Cody is gone. She gets up off of Tomorrow Man and storms off. Tomorrow Man leans up with a smile on his face and kisses all over him as we fade out.)

Randy Boggs: That Denise really loves Cody.

King Royce: I wish she would love me. Or at least let me be the middle man between her and Cody.

¤ The Manhattan Project(c) and Frostie vs. paYne(c), Angelica Dawson, The Butcher and Bradley Duncan ¤
(Four on Three Elimination Match w/ Ricky Green as Guest Ref)

("Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit starts up as the special guest referee Ricky Green walks out. The boos are loud but Ricky just soaks them all in. Ricky heads down to the ring when "#1" by Nelly plays throughout the arena. Brooklyn and Frostie. They are waving to the crowd arrogantly as it boos. A few steps behind them, comes a sulky Bronx. His head is down, his pace is slow. The fans boo a bit less at this sign, some showing concerned faces. Bronx has his half of the tag titles, slung over his shoulder. Brooklyn and Frostie slide into the ring, and jump up on the second rope of two seperate ringposts. Bronx uses the steps to get in, and does it slowly.)

Announcer: The following will be a four on three elimination matchup! Introducing first, the GHC Tag Team Champions.... THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!! And their teammate... FROSTIE!!!

(The fans boo, as Bronx just stands on the apron in their corner. Frostie and Brooklyn look ready to go when "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine starts up. Out walks Bradley Duncan to a thunderous pop. Ok, so it was a mild pop, but still a good pop nonetheless. Duncan stops on the catwalk awaiting his opponents, but Brooklyn and Frostie don't.)

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn and Frostie aren't wasting any time, King.

King Royce: The faster they get rid of their opponents, the better.

(Duncan stops Frostie with a forearm smash and nails Brooklyn with one two. Duncan with an overhead belly to belly suplex on Frostie on the catwalk. Duncan stalks after him when Brooklyn gives him a big boot to the back of the head. Brooklyn picks up Duncan and tosses him into the ring. Brooklyn heads outside and grabs a table from under the ring. He slides it in as Duncan gets to his feet. Frostie gives him a leg lariat and starts to choke him in the corner. Brooklyn sets up the table as Ricky Green is letting everything go here. He calls for the bell so that a pinfall on Duncan would count.)

Randy Boggs: We need an unbiased official out here.

King Royce: Who said Green was biased? He'd probably let Duncan put Brooklyn and Frostie through a table if he could.

(Brooklyn sets up the table and walks over to Bronx. He's telling Bronx to get to the top turnbuckle, but Bronx is just looking down at his boots. Brooklyn gets fed up and turns back to see Duncan hammering away at Frostie with palm strikes. Duncan goes for a lariat but Frostie ducks and Brooklyn back drops him. Frostie and Brooklyn hit a double clothesline on Duncan as Brooklyn climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Frostie lifts up Duncan and hands him over to Brooklyn. Brooklyn holds Duncan on his shoulder as he balances himself. Out runs The Butcher!)

Randy Boggs: About time someone came to help! It's the COMMISH!

King Royce: And he's limping.

(The Butcher runs into the ring and Frostie dropkicks him in the leg! Duncan, however, is able to slip off Brooklyn's shoulder due to the distraction. Duncan gets Brooklyn in a waistlock on the top turnbuckle and looks like he's going to german suplex Brooklyn off the top and to the floor. Frostie whips The Butcher into the ropes, causing Duncan and Brooklyn to lose their balances. Duncan falls off the top and hits the guardrail! Brooklyn falls off and is about to go through the table when Frostie pulls it out of the way.)

Randy Boggs: That was a close call for Brooklyn, but Duncan didn't have as much luck.

King Royce: The New Dynasty can just work better together.

Randy Boggs: What was Duncan's teammates supposed to do? paYne and Dawson aren't even out here, and even if they were they couldn't move the damned guardrail in time.

King Royce: If they truly liked Duncan they would have.

(Frostie has The Butcher in a single leg crab when "Push It" by Static X starts up. The crowd comes to their feet as Angelica Dawson walks out. She starts running down to the ring as Frostie releases the hold on Butcher. He waits for Dawson to enter the ring and hammers her with a right. Another sets up the irish whip, but Butcher is getting to his feet as Dawson comes at him. Butcher alley-oops her over and she lands on Brooklyn's shoulders. She tries a hurricanrana but Brooklyn blocks it and powerbombs her through the table!)

Randy Boggs: My god!

King Royce: WHOO!

(Suddenly "Pain" by Tupac hits and the GHC Champion, paYne, comes running out sans parka and gloves. He rushes into the ring and goes right after Brooklyn. Right, right, right, kick to the stomach. Irish whip by paYne and he clobbers Brooklyn with a lariat! paYne picks up Brooklyn quickly and sends him into the corner. Hard rights and lefts by paYne, followed by knees to the stomach. Ricky Green decides now is the time to restore order and does so. paYne and Brooklyn are in the ring and paYne whips him across the ring and into the other corner. paYne follows in with a big splash. Belly to belly suplex by paYne! 1 ... 2.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: paYne is on fire now!

King Royce: He's taking up for his woman, who's out here in front of us on the floor.

(paYne lifts Brooklyn up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs to the second one. Fallaway slam from the middle turnbuckle by paYne! 1.... 2.. kick out. paYne mounts Brooklyn and hammers away with hard right hands. paYne lifts up Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop by paYne. Brooklyn is back on his feet and paYne kicks him in the stomach. Pumphandle slam by paYne! 1... 2... kick out. paYne stomps away at Brooklyn then backs into the corner. He lifts himself up on the second turnbuckle, then tags in Duncan. paYne hits an elbow drop on Brooklyn as Duncan runs in and covers. 1.... 2... kick out.)

Randy Boggs: Duncan's mouth is bleeding from hitting the guardrail earlier.

King Royce: Serves him right, he was going to suplex Brooklyn off the top rope and to the floor.

Randy Boggs: That's because Brooklyn was going to break his neck!

King Royce: Why don't you complain a little bit? Ya big baby.

(Duncan lifts Brooklyn onto his feet and whips him to the ropes. Exploder by Duncan! Cross armbreaker!! Brooklyn quickly gets to the ropes. Duncan with a forearm smash before sending Brooklyn into the corner. Duncan lifts Brooklyn up onto the top turnbuckle and joins him. Top Rope Flatliner by Duncan!!!!! 1..... 2.... Frostie breaks up the count. Ricky Green orders Frostie out as Duncan locks on the cross armbreaker again!)

Randy Boggs: Duncan is doing some major damage to Brooklyn, but he has no one but himself to blame for that.

King Royce: Oh why? Because he broke Danger's neck? Big whoop. *whispering* Sorry, Mr. Danger. I love you!

(Brooklyn makes the ropes as Ricky orders a break. Duncan gets on his feet as Brooklyn gets to his knees. Brooklyn is backing into the corner and begging off when Duncan continues in. Eye poke by Brooklyn and spinebuster. Brooklyn rolls up Duncan with his feet on the ropes. 1.... 2... kick out! Brooklyn is a bit upset but quickly hammers Duncan on the back and whips him to the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. 1.... 2.. kick out. Brooklyn whips Duncan into the corner and hammers away before tagging in Frostie.)

Randy Boggs: If they can keep Duncan in their corner, they could eliminate him.

King Royce: Really? Wow.

(Frostie kicks at Duncan before Duncan starts to fire back with elbow smashes. Frostie blocks on and DDTs Duncan! 1... 2.. kick out. Frostie stomps on Duncan and looks to tag in Bronx, who just looks at Frostie. Frostie shakes his head and turns back into a Duncan lariat. Duncan picks up Frostie and goes for a half nelson suplex. Frostie blocks, so Duncan steps over and tries to roll into the cross armbreaker! Frostie counters with the Frost-Byte!!! Duncan is too close to the ropes. Frostie just pulls Duncan away and locks it on in the center of the ring!)

Randy Boggs: There's no way he can get out of this. No way in hell.

King Royce: And you would think he could with all his submission fighting knowledge.

(Duncan is trying to make the ropes as he scoots inch by inch. Frostie has the hold on tight and around Duncan's neck, cutting of his breathing. Frostie is wrenching back on the hold as paYne enters the ring. Ricky Green orders paYne out as Duncan reaches the ropes! Brooklyn runs in and kicks Duncan's arm off and pulls Frostie and Duncan back to the center of the ring. Green finally gets paYne out as Duncan is still trying to make the ropes. The fans are screaming at the missed call, as The Butcher comes into the ring.)

Randy Boggs: The commish will restore order.

King Royce: What's he going to do? Nothing, that's what.

(The Butcher grabs Frostie by the head and starts to punch away. Several shots breaks the hold as Green forcibly tries to get The Butcher out. As he's leaving Frostie chop blocks him! Frostie stomps away at Butcher's leg as paYne and Dawson enter the ring. Frostie backs away as Duncan is finally on his knees. Frostie drops down and locks the Frost-Byte back on!!!! The crowd is going nuts with their "DUN-CAN! DUN-CAN!" chant, although about ten in the match are having a grand ole time watching Frostie succeed.)

Randy Boggs: Duncan's all but finished now. The tap out is only academic.

King Royce: He can't tap out if he's unconcious.

(Duncan is trying to fight it as Frostie pulls back by the throat. Duncan's body suddenly goes limp as Green asks if he gives. Frostie just applies more pressure to the unconcious Duncan. Green lifts Duncan's arm up once and it falls. Green does it a second time and gets the same result. The fans start to cheer on Duncan when Green lifts his arm a third time. It drops to the mat and Green calls for the bell signaling the first elimination.)

Randy Boggs: Duncan tried his best, but just couldn't withstand the Frost-Byte.

King Royce: That's something paYne may be faced with at our next PPV, if he doesn't run and hide before then.

Randy Boggs: I thought you were a fan of paYne's?

King Royce: I didn't say I wasn't.

(The Butcher enters next as Frostie immediately goes after the leg, but Butcher fights him off and whips him to the ropes. The Butcher nails him with a clothesline and covers. 1... 2.. kick out. Butcher picks up Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Frostie slides between Butcher's legs and chop blocks him! Frostie stomps away at Butcher's leg before pulling him to their corner. Brooklyn is tagged in and he drives his elbow down onto Butcher's leg.)

Randy Boggs: They've found a weakness and they're going to exploit it.

King Royce: That's what great wrestlers do.

(Brooklyn puts Butcher's leg on the bottom rope, then jumps down on it with all his weight. He does it again before pulling Butcher to his feet. Into the corner Butcher goes and Brooklyn puts his injured leg on the second rope. Brooklyn kicks away at the leg before Butcher starts to fight back. Brooklyn kicks Butcher in the leg to stop and hits a DDT. 1... 2.. kick out. Brooklyn locks in a figure four on Butcher!! WHOO! Butcher is in some pain as he reaches for the ropes behind him.)

Randy Boggs: The old figure four, nothing beats it.

King Royce: Right.

(Frostie enters the ring and grabs Brooklyn's arms. He drags him to the center of the ring to prevent Butcher from reaching the ropes. paYne enters the ring to argue with the ref, but then drops down beside The Butcher.)

paYne: Hey, I know you're in a lot of pain right now, but do you think you could arrange a meeting between Cody, Tomorrow Man, and myself? I'll get you out of this hold if you can.

(The Butcher just screams out in pain, as paYne drops an elbow on Brooklyn. Green grabs ahold of paYne and forces him out of the ring. The Butcher rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Frostie runs across the apron and clotheslines him. Brooklyn brings him to the center of the ring and locks on another figure four! WHOO! The fans are going nuts as Butcher tries to inch his way to the ropes. Nothing doing. He lays down on the mat. 1... 2.. Butcher lifts up. The Butcher is in a lot of pain as Green continues to ask if he gives up.)

Randy Boggs: What a doofus. paYne's in the middle of a match and asks Butcher if he can meet T2SF.

King Royce: That's just brilliant!

(The Butcher is starting to get energy from the fans, who are stomping their feet and chanting for the commish. The Butcher is starting to turn the figure four over... and does! Brooklyn quickly grabs the ropes to break. Brooklyn tags out to Frostie who grabs Butcher's leg as he was crawling to the corner. Butcher stands up and eats a dragon screw leg whip. Single leg crab by Frostie! Butcher is near the ropes as he reaches his hand out. He grabs the rope. Frostie doesn't leg go as Green goes over and acts like he's talking with Bronx. Bronx, of course, is now sitting on the apron looking out at the crowd.)

Randy Boggs: This is bullshit!

King Royce: Where? I don't want to step in it.

(Angelica springboards into the ring with a dropkick to break. She starts to pound on Frostie when Green turns back around. Green grabs Angelica and she mule kicks him! Frostie charges at her and she ducks. Frostie clotheslines Green out of the ring! paYne rushes in and he and Angelica whip Frostie to the ropes. They lock hands, causing paYne to smile, and they hit Frostie with a double clothesline! Brooklyn is in and a double drop toe hold! Double elbow drops on Brooklyn.)

Randy Boggs: This is some great teamwork by Dawson and paYne here!

King Royce: Maybe they're back together.

(Dawson whips Frostie into the corner, then whips paYne into him! paYne then whips Frostie out of the corner and into a superkick by Dawson! Green reenters the ring and orders both of them out of the ring. They all three get into a shouting match as Frostie and Brookyn hit a double brainbuster on Butcher! Figure four by Brooklyn as Frostie kicks at his legs. Dawson and paYne exit the ring as Green turns around. He questions what Frostie and Brooklyn are doing but don't stop them.)

Randy Boggs: What the crap is this? Do something Green, you're the damn ref!

King Royce: He will, he just wants a reason WHY they are doing what they are doing.

(paYne looks over at Dawson, who is concerned for the Commish. paYne then gets the idea that if he helps Butch, then maybe he'll have a chance with Dawson again. paYne rushes into the ring and trips over the second rope, as he was over anxious. Dawson just shakes her head as Green calls for the bell. Butcher wasn't tapping or anything, but he just used his discretion to say he's done. The crowd does NOT like that decision.)

Randy Boggs: That's out and out bullshit! FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!

King Royce: Bullshit can fuck?

(Brooklyn and Frostie release Butcher from the hold as Green rolls him out of the ring. Cody and Tomorrow Man come running out to help him, drawing Brooklyn's attention. They get into a shouting match leaving Frostie alone to call out paYne and Dawson, although he thinks Brooklyn was still there. paYne and Dawson enter the ring and nail Frostie with double back elbows. Irish whip by the "couple" and the hit a double dropkick. Frostie reverses Dawson's irish whip and back drops her. paYne catches her and lays her down allowing Frostie to hit a big german suplex!)

Randy Boggs: paYne's love got in the way again.

King Royce: I guess you can say that.

(Cody and Tomorrow Man help up Butcher as Brooklyn continues to shout at them. Brooklyn turns around, finally, and sees two feet coming at him. Dawson dropkicked him through the ropes. Springboard cross body to the outside by Dawson. Back into the ring we go where paYne and Dawson set Frostie on the top turnbuckle. Double superplex! 1... 2... kick out! paYne whips Frostie to the ropes, but he ducks the clothesline and nails Dawson with a leg lariat. paYne turns around and Frostie low blows him and DDTs him. Frostie crawls to his corner and tags in Bronx!)

Randy Boggs: Why'd he tag Bronx in? He's not up to wrestling.

King Royce: I know, they should disqualify paYne and Dawson if they touch him.

(Bronx turns around, wondering why he was slapped on the back, and stands up. Bronx just blows off the tag and starts to walk away when paYne gets up. He grabs Bronx and tosses him into the ring. paYne is unloading on Bronx with rights. Irish whip as Brooklyn is getting to the apron. Bronx nails Brooklyn, sending him sprawling down the catwalk. Bronx looks as paYne lifts Bronx up for the Crucifixion! He nails it!! 1.... 2..... 3!! Dawson stopped Frostie from breaking up the pinfall.)

Randy Boggs: One-half of the tag champs are gone!

King Royce: NOOOOOO!!!!

(Ricky Green is trying to restore order and gets Dawson out of the ring. paYne hammers on Frostie in the corner and whips him out. paYne runs behind him, but Frostie flips over paYne and dropkicks him in the back knocking paYne in the corner. Frostie with a waistlock but paYne gets a standing switch. Frostie pulls paYne's hands apart and gets a reverse kick to the face. 1... 2.. kick out. Frostie whips paYne to the ropes, but paYne holds onto the ropes causing Frostie to misse the dropkick. paYne with a rollup. 1.... 2... kick out. Frostie reverses with his own rollup. 1... 2... kick out. Both men onto their feet. Frostie ducks the clothesline and attempts the superkick. paYne catches the foot then spins Frostie around. paYne misses another clothesline and Frostie nails the superkick on this attempt. 1.... 2... kick out!)

Randy Boggs: What great action! I can't wait to see these guys one on one in the future.

King Royce: Frostie would win.

(Frostie kneels over paYne and pounds on his head with rights. Frostie pulls paYne onto his feet and rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Tag to Brooklyn. Both men kick at paYne in the corner before Frostie steps out. Brooklyn brings paYne out of the corner and whips him to the ropes. Brooklyn's clothesline misses, but he grabs paYne by the throat the second time around and goes for a chokeslam. paYne elbows out and goes to the ropes. paYne has his clothesline blocked and Brooklyn gets the chokeslam!! 1... 2.... Dawson breaks up the count!)

Randy Boggs: That was a close one.

King Royce: Definitely.

(Brooklyn hammers away at paYne before pulling him onto his feet. Into the corner and Brooklyn follows in with a big boot. Brooklyn punches paYne some more before lifting him onto the top turnbuckle, with him facing the crowd. Brooklyn climbs up to go for the super back suplex, but paYne elbows him off. Brooklyn lands on his feet and quickly climbs back up. Brooklyn lifts paYne up for it, but paYne shifts his body in midair and comes down ontop of Brooklyn! Both men are down!)

Randy Boggs: Nice counter by the champ.

King Royce: I don't know how Brooklyn is going to work without Bronx in his corner, but we're about to find out.

(Dawson starts to slap the top turnbuckle as the fans begin to clap. paYne starts to crawl towards his corner. Brooklyn sees this and leaps at paYne, grabbing his foot. paYne and Dawson have their arms stretched out as far as they can, but that's not far enough. paYne is on one leg and hits Brooklyn with an enziguri and tags in Dawson! The crowd explodes as Dawson jumps into the ring and hammers Brooklyn. Irish whip and a hurricanrana! 1... 2.. kick out!)

Randy Boggs: Here we go!

King Royce: Damn it!

(Dawson with some knife-edged chops. WHOO! Irish whip and Dawson hits a dropkick. Dawson heads to the top turnbuckle. Leg drop from the top by Dawson! 1... 2.. kick out! Dawson whips Brooklyn into the corner but runs into a boot. Brooklyn comes out with a clothesline, but Dawson kicks him in the midsection, knocking him to his knees. La majistral cradle!! 1.... 2...... kick out!!! Brooklyn jumps up and runs into a Dawson uranage suplex!! 1.. 2.... THR... KICK OUT!! 2.99!!!! Dawson whips Brooklyn into the corner again and hits a leg lariat! Dawson lifts Brooklyn onto the top turnbuckle and hits the top rope hurricanrana!!! 1... 2.... THRE.. KICK OUT!! 2.9999!!)

Randy Boggs: That was a very close one!

King Royce: VERY close.

(Dawson kicks at Brooklyn before bringing him to his feet. Irish whip by Dawson and Frostie tags himself in without Dawson knowing. Dawson with a superkick on Brooklyn! It knocks him back against the ropes. Frostie is prepping for something as Dawson rushes at Brooklyn. Brooklyn kicks her in the stomach. Frostie slingshots himself in and locks on the Frost-Byte!!!!!!)

Randy Boggs: My God!!

King Royce: That was sudden.

(Frostie is really wrenching back on it as paYne rushes into the ring. Brooklyn runs in and cuts paYne off with a spear! paYne tumbles out of the ring as Brooklyn makes sure Dawson doesn't make the ropes. She starts tapping but Frostie doesn't release the hold. He's trying to kill her! paYne pulls himself back into the ring and sees what's going on. paYne rushes across the ring and gores Brooklyn!!! paYne grabs Frostie and starts to beat the piss out of him with rights. paYne has Frostie in the corner and is just beating the bloody hell out of him!! Green grabs paYne and paYne pushes him down!)

Randy Boggs: paYne is out of control!

King Royce: Love'll do that.

(paYne picks up Frostie and goes for the Crucifixion, but Green holds his legs. Frostie slips out and paYne clotheslines Green! Brainbuster on Green!!!! paYne turns around and catches Frostie's spinning heel kick! Powerbomb on Frostie! paYne picks up Frostie and hits the Crucifixion!! He grabs Green's hand and starts to count. 1... 2.... 3!!)

King Royce: CHEATER!!

Randy Boggs: Now THAT'S using your head.

(paYne continues to beat on Frostie as Green starts to come to and Brooklyn gets to his feet. paYne is just not letting up on Frostie. Brooklyn comes up from behind paYne and school boy's him. 1.... 2.... 3!!!)

Randy Boggs: Holy shit!

King Royce: YES!

(Brooklyn quickly rolls out of the ring as paYne jumps up. Green leaves the ring too, to avoid anything. Brooklyn drags Frostie out of the ring as paYne is going crazy.)

Announcer: The winner of this match..... BROOKLYN!!!

("#1" hits as Brooklyn, Frostie, and Green head towards the back. paYne is kicking the ropes in disgust then sees Dawson laying on the canvas out of it. He runs over to her and kneels beside her. He turns her over onto her back and looks down at her. paYne gives her a kiss and lifts her up. We fade to black.)

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