November 11th, 2001 | Earl's Court II | London, England

~~Intro~~

[Music, Lights, Fireworks.  Banners.  Is this the wrong
program?  NAH!  It is Just this one has been funded by
Woden of True Godds Inc.  Fans are cheering loudly, and
holding up posters.  Posters?  Did Woden give everyone
in England a big bloody bowl?  Posters read: “Payne for
Prime Minister,” “TMP-Total Menstrual Pain,” “Jolly
Potter is God!” “Ricky Green is my brother,” “I was a
crack baby,” and of course the infamous, “I’m with
Bob,” whoever Bob is?  The fireworks have settled, but
the crowd is just getting wound up.  The camera goes
down to our three Commentators, King Royce, Randy
Boggs, and William Radley.  They are sitting at the
commentator’s booth.  (As opposed to?)  The booth
however is more elaborate than usual.  It has a big
GFWA OMEGA Banner hanging in front of it, and even TVs
for the announcers to see the action more closely.]

Randy Boggs: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen!  We are in a
Jam Packed, Earl’s Court II.  5,000 fans all hear to
see the great excitement GFWA brings.

King Royce:  Well, all I have to say is that it’s about
time we’ve had an elaborate introduction!

Randy Boggs: That would have been made possible
because of Woden’s generous donation to make this Pay
Per View like event, more Pay Per View like.

King Royce: Whoever thought that would be possible in
the gO?

Randy Boggs: Ignoring my colleague.  Let me introduce
you to our special announcer for tonight.  William
Radley.

William Radley: Why thank you Randy.  It’s jolly good
to be here tonight, and I look forward to an eve of
rousing contests between top-notch blokes in the GFWA.

King Royce: What did he just say?

[Radley looks at King with an irritated look.]

Randy Boggs: Let’s try and keep this a peaceful
announce table.  Well, let me tell you folks you are in
for a jam-packed event tonight.  We start off with two
debuts.  Kenny “Dynamite” Dardano, and Nate Crow, who
will square off against Japanese Jalopies.

King Royce: Only to be followed up by AJ Fortay, and
Ricky Green.

William Radley: Ah, That bloke, our very own Jolly
Potter put a stop to Green’s tom-foolery.  That Green
should not be fighting at such a level.

King Royce: Listen Brit boy….

[The crowd cheering loudly for Radley’s remarks
silences King’s comments.]

William Radley: *Cockily*  What’s that chum?

[You can see King getting irritated further.  The crowd
silences a bit as Randy continues the preview.]

Randy Boggs: And after that we have Jonny Casanova
going up against Angelica Dawson, in no doubt the
biggest match of his career.

King Royce: I don’t know what got into Woden when he
booked this one, but Jonny Casanova and Angelica
Dawson?  I picked Angelica all the way.  And what will
this special stipulation be?

Randy Boggs: Who knows but after that match we’ll have
Butcher going up against Frostie for the Pink
Vibrator.  These two have a heated rivalry going on.
 Butcher is a seasoned veteran, but Frostie is a young
up and comer, which side will win?  We’ll find out
tonight.

King Royce: And of course in the Semi-Main Event, The
Manhattan Project, the greatest Tag Team in the world
today, faces the one man who holds more stock in this
company besides them, Max Danger with his incompetent
friend Bradley Duncan.

[William reaches across Randy to point to King.]

William Radley: Ya know, he’s deaf right?  You seem to
be the incompetent bloke around here.  If you’re going
to provide correct information, then provide the
correct information.

[King getting more and more annoyed with every
comment.]

William Radley: I hope you don’t mind me announcing
this one, but it’s only appropriate.

King Royce: Yes, we mind, does this say the William
Radley Show?  No It doesn’t!

William Radley: Glad there are no objections.  And the
Main Event for the night is Payne, the GFWA Omega GHC
Champion, going up against England’s own Jolly Potter!

[The crowd erupts at the sound of Jolly’s name.  King
Royce grows more irritated with Radley.]

[The scene cuts
backstage.  The Manhattan Project and True Godds Inc
are sitting discussing something backstage.  Suddenly
all goes quiet and they all look up.  Standing nearby
looking at them is the mystery woman who has been
appearing on GFWA Omega TV in recent weeks.  They all
stand up and for now at least cooler heads are
prevailing.]

BRONX - Look here, we've heard what you've been saying
on television and so far all it has been is talk.  But
should you try to pull anything the five of us are not
a group of people you want to mess with.  Look what
we've been doing to Max Danger.

WOMAN - Yes, I've been watching.  Your behavior given
that True Godds Inc owns twenty five percent of the
company and The Manhattan Project are the Tag Team
Champions absolutely disgusts me.  Because of this, you
are the first people that I am going to have to deal
with.  At the current moment in time, I can do very
little.  However, I will warn you... you shall
underestimate me at your peril.  You don't know how or
when I may be in a position to have a strong influence
over your future.

[The woman walks away.]

BROOKLYN - What cheek!  What can she do anyway?

[The Manhattan Project and True Godds Inc start to
mutter amongst themselves.  The scene cuts back to
Randy, King, and William.  King still looking at
William with a loathing look.]

Randy Boggs: Now it’s time for our first match!

Nate Crow & Kenny "Dynamite" Dardano vs. Japanese
Jalopies
{Tag Team Match}

[The two teams are already in the ring.]

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is
scheduled for one fall and is a regular rules, tag
team match.  In this corner, are Nate Crow and Kenny
“Dynamite” Dardano.

[Slight pop as the two raise their hands.]

Announcer: And in this corner, El Tigre, and
Mysterious X, Japanese Jalopies!

[Nate Crow and El Tigre go head to head.  The bell
rings.  El Tigre tries to start the match with a big
right hand but Nate ducks and El Tigre keeps spinning
around and around, El Tigre falls into the ropes and
starts coming towards Nate who hits El Tigre with a
side slam.  Nate gets up soon followed by El Tigre.  El
Tigre delivers a kick to the gut of Nate, Nate bends
over and El Tigre looks for the scissor kick but
misses completely and hits the floor hard.  Nate stands
up and scratches his head as if to say "What just
happened?"  Nate walks over to El Tigre and picks him
up.  El Tigre raises Nate's hand as if he had just won.
 Nate looks at El Tigre and flips him over with a Judo
Wrist Flip.]

Randy Boggs: Nice move by Nate Crow, the new guy
strutting his stuff.

King Royce: I could never understand these Jalopies.

[Mysterious X has climbed to the top turnbuckle and is
standing on top of it saluting.  He goes to get down
when Nate whips El Tigre into the ropes, Mysterious X
loses his balance and falls into the ring.  Nate tags
in Kenny Dardano.  El Tigre gets up and pins Mysterious
X.  After a few seconds El Tigre gets up and starts
mouthing off to the ref about not making the count
when Kenny comes in with a double axe handle smash to
the back of El Tigre's head.  Kenny stands El Tigre up
and hits a full nelson drop on El Tigre.  Mysterious X
gets up and slides out of the ring.  Kenny starts
stomping away at the chest of El Tigre.  Kenny walks
around and starts show boating.  El Tigre gets up
steadily and Kenny tries for a clothesline but El
Tigre ducks to tie up his shoe lace.  On the rebound
from the ropes Kenny runs towards El Tigre who is
bending downtowards him.  As Kenny makes contact with
the shoulder of El Tigre, El Tigre stands up and sends
Kenny flying.  Mysterious X climbs up to the apron.  El
Tigre tags in Mysterious X.  Mysterious X starts
walking around the ring.  Kenny gets up and delivers a
kick to the mouth of Mysterious X.  Mysterious X gets
up and tries for a spear but missdirects it and ends
up taking out El Tigre.]

King Royce: Not good, taking out your own partner… Not
good!

Randy Boggs: Do I smell defeat for El Tigre and
Mysterious X.

William Radley: Again?

[Mysterious X gets up to see Kenny standing over him.
 Kenny starts forcing Mysterious X into the corner.
 Once there Kenny lifts up Mysterious X and sets him up
for a superplex.  Kenny tags in Nate.  Nate with a
rolling thunder to the stomach of Mysterious X.  Nate
gets up and starts showboating.  He climbs to the top
turnbuckle and hits a pheonix splash on to Mysterious
X.  The ref counts 1....2....thr...El Tigre breaks up
the count.  Kenny comes into the ring.  Kenny whips El
Tigre into the ropes and picks up Mysterious X.  Kenny
holds Mysterious X up as if he was going to Military
Press Slam.  Kenny drops him, and follows up with a
standing senton bomb!  The ref counts 1...2...3.]

Announcer: The winners of this match Kenny “Dynamite”
Dardano, and NATE CROW!

King Royce: Nice debut for Kenny and Nate.

Randy Boggs: Indeed, now let’s go to the back, ladies
and gentlemen.

[The scene shifts backstage where Max Danger and
Bradley Duncan are entering the building.  Both men have their
gym bags over their shoulders, and Max also has a
suitcase with him.  They walk past several ring crew
and lighting crewmembers as they head towards their
office.  Before reaching their destination a man, a
production guy, stops them.  He hands Max a small brown
package.]

Max Danger: Who's this from?

Production Guy: Um, Bronx and Brooklyn.

Max Danger: Thanks.

[The production guy nods and walks away as Max looks
at Bradley.  Bradley signs to Max.]

Bradley Duncan: *signing* Open it, but be careful.

[Max looks at Bradley with a blank stare.]

Max Danger: I haven't a clue as to what you just
said.  But let's open it, but we should be careful.

[Max and Bradley put down their gym bags and Max pulls
out a box cutter.  Why he has a box cutter, I don't
know, but who cares, no time for an explanation.  Max
cuts the top and pulls open the box.  He and Bradley
look inside, before Max reaches in and pulls out a
doll.  A doll with her head missing, plus a note
inside.]

Max Danger: *reading* Watch your neck... or you'll
end up like your brother!

[Max crumples up the paper and tosses it to the floor.
 He grabs the doll and flings it against the wall,
before storming to his office.  We go back to the
announce booth.]

William Radley: Is that supposed to be a sick joke?

Randy Boggs: Very Sick.

King Royce: Indeed.

Randy Boggs: Anyhow, it’s time for our second match of
the night.  Ricky Green competes against AJ Fortay.

William Radley: Should be a dandy, eh?

AJ Fortay vs. Ricky Green
{Regular Rules Match}


[“Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit plays.]

Announcer: Introducing first, Ricky Green

[Ricky Appears in the entranceway, and starts his way
down to ringside.  He gets in the ring, and "Crawling"
by Linkin Park hits, as AJ comes out from behind the
curtain.]

Announcer: And his opponent, AJ Fortay!

[As AJ steps inside the ring Ricky immediately rushes
him.  Aj ducks as Ricky fly's over the top but lands on
his feet on the apron.  Aj taunts as Ricky grabs him by
the hair and slams him down from the apron.  Ricky with
a springboard legdrop.  He is quick to his feet and
taunts the crowd a little.]

Randy Boggs: Ricky taking the early advantage.

William Radley: Ricky taking the early advantage.

[He turns back around to a kick to the gut.  AJ goes
for a suplex but Ricky counters him into a suplex of
his own.  AJ hits the mat hard, but is quick to his
feet as is Ricky.  The two circle one another at the
center of the ring.  They lockup and Ricky whips Aj to
the ropes, AJ drops into a baseball slide and slides
out onto the arena floor.  Ricky bounces of the ropes
and goes for a baseball slide of his own, but AJ
dodges it and pulls Ricky out onto the floor.]

Randy Boggs: And the fight ensues right in front of
us.

King Royce: The outside is a deadly area.

William Radley: Us British fight with honor, and keep
it in the ring.

King Royce: Yea right.

[AJ pulls Ricky around and nails a stiff shot to the
jaw.  He then hits Ricky with another, AJ whips Ricky
into the steal guardrail and charges with a
clothesline.  Green lifts a foot and nails AJ in the
chest, AJ goes sprawling back as Ricky stands and hits
a dropkick to the face of AJ.  Aj goes down and Ricky
gets back to his feet.  He pulls AJ up and drags him
over to the barrier.  He grabs AJ's head and slams it
down hard on the metal bar, and again.  He then throws
AJ head first over guardrail.  Ricky taunts the crowd
as he slides into the ring.]

King Royce: Ricky not making friends with the crowd.

William Radley: Stupid Americans so disrespectful.

King Royce: Ya know…

Randy Boggs: Look!

[As AJ stands up on the outside Ricky comes leaping
off the top rope with a cross body, but AJ dives out
of the way as Ricky catches part of his knee cap on
the guardrail, he goes down in a heap.  AJ walks over
and pulls him up, but Ricky collapses on his bad leg.
 AJ then lifts him and holds him up, he picks him up
and drops him crotch first on the steel guardrail.
 Ricky falls off the other side in pain.  AJ steps over
the guardrail, and pulls Ricky up.  He slides him into
the ring and follows him in.  Ricky makes his way up to
his feet and attempts to walk, but from behind comes
AJ with a dropkick to the back of the knee of Ricky.
 Ricky slingshots onto his back and clutches his knee.
 Aj stands and laughs as he taunts the crowd.]

King Royce: I love it, AJ is using his brain and going
after Ricky’s weakest link, his leg!

Randy Boggs: Underhanded tactics indeed.

[AJ pulls Ricky up and whips him to the ropes, Ricky
goes down on the way back and AJ walks over to him.  Aj
grabs Ricky by the hair when suddenly Ricky low blows
him and AJ goes down.  As AJ is on the mat in pain
Ricky makes his way to his feet and manages walk a
little on his knee.  AJ gets to his feet as Ricky
adjusts the weight on his leg.  AJ charges Ricky but is
met flying forearm to the jaw.  Aj goes down and Ricky
makes the cover.  1...kick out! by AJ.  Aj is quick to
his feet as Ricky is slowly up.  Aj heads up to the top
rope but Ricky shakes the ropes sending AJ to the mat.
Ricky makes his way over to AJ, and pulls him up.
 Ricky hooks the leg and barely gets AJ over with a
fisherman suplex.  He holds on for the cover
1...2.kickout by AJ.]

Randy Boggs: Even with a bad leg, Ricky is still too
much for AJ to handle.

King Royce: Ricky is just on another level than AJ,
and he’s showing us that right here.

[Once again AJ is quickly up as is Ricky.  Ricky
charges, but Aj sidesteps him and pulls Ricky into a
rollover DDT.  AJ is back up and pulls Ricky up as
well.  He grabs Ricky by his knee lifts him and slams
him down on the mat hard.  Ricky clutches his knee in
pain as AJ comes down on it with a huge knee drop.
Ricky cries out as AJ heads up top.  AJ taunts before
leaping of the top rope with the Wake Up Call, Ricky
rolls out of the way and AJ slams hard on the mat.
 Ricky makes his way to his feet as AJ shakes the
cobwebs out and does the same.  They begin to circle
one another once again.  AJ sweeps out Ricky's leg and
drops him hard onto his back.  He follows with an elbow
to the back of Ricky's knee.  Ricky clutches his knee
once again.  Aj laughs as he gets to his feet.]

William Radley: This is despicable.  He’s looking to
maim the poor bloke.

Randy Boggs: This is the bad part of this business.

King Royce: What?  He’s doing what he has to do to win.

[He pulls Ricky up and whips him to the ropes.  Ricky
comes back and gets plowed by a yakuza kick to the
jaw.  Ricky goes down hard as AJ hops up on the
turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air.  Suddenly
from behind comes Ricky with a rollup from the middle
turnbuckle, AJ hits his head hard as Ricky covers.
 1...2…kick out!  Ricky gets up quick, as AJ makes his
way to his feet Ricky dropkicks him in the face.  AJ
falls back to the mat.  Ricky heads up top and signals
for the drive by.  He goes for it, but AJ rolled out of
the way and Ricky hit the mat hard.  Aj crawls over and
drags Ricky into the middle of the ring.  He locks on
the Slow Burn.]

Randy Boggs: He’s got it locked in, but I don’t know
if he can hold it.

King Royce: Ricky is a fighter.  I’d be hard pressed to
see him tap.

[Ricky fights it, he manages to crawl all the way to
the other side of the ring and get his hand on the
ropes.  AJ releases the hold.  Ricky clips him from
behind and locks on an Ankle Lock.  AJ is squirming
around as out form the back walks Illegal Tendencies.
Ethan runs down to the ring as Static distracts the
referee.  Ricky drops the hold and goes after Ethan on
the outside.  Aj rolls out and grabs a chair.  He rolls
back in as Ricky drops Ethan on the outside with The
Elite Murder, Ricky rolls in the ring as Static
continue to distract the ref.  Ethan is up and he clips
Ricky from the outside.  Ricky stands up and yells at
Ethan from the ring.  Ricky spins around as Aj tosses
him a chair and nails the Break Point into the chair.
 Ricky goes down in a heap as blood comes spilling from
his forehead, and Aj tosses the chair out.  Static and
Ethan head to the back.  AJ drags the lifeless Ricky
into the middle of the ring.  He locks on the Slow Burn
as Ricky just lies there.  After a few moments the ref
raises his hand and drops it once, he signals one.  He
raises his hand and drops it again, he signals two.
 The blood continues to flow from Ricky's forehead onto
the mat as the ref raises his hand one last time, it
drops and the ref calls for the bell.  Aj drops the
hold and raises his arms in victory.]

Announcer: The winner of this match, AJ Fortay!

Randy Boggs: Ricky’s leg doesn’t look so good, we
better get some medics down here.

[Medics rush down to the ring, as AJ heads to the
back, laughing at what he did.  The medics help Ricky
out on a stretcher.]

Randy Boggs: This doesn’t look good.  Ricky’s had a bad
leg for a while.  He might be out for a bit after this
dastardly attack.

William Radley: We’ll go to the back, as the medics
help Ricky.

[The scene goes to the back. Brooklyn is standing at
the edge of the parking lot, waiting for something, or
someone.  A limo pulls up next to him, and he opens the
door.  Out come Jiraiya, the Japanese Legend.]

Brooklyn: J how are you?  I hope you had a nice flight?

Jiraiya: Hai, Hai.

Brooklyn: Come let’s go relax.  I’m sure you’ve had a
long journey.

[Brooklyn and Jiraiya head toward the locker room area
as we cut back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: What is Jiraiya doing here?

King Royce: A better question is why is Brooklyn being
nice to him?

William Radley: It’s called kissing some Japanese
tooshy.

King Royce: Well, we’ll find out soon enough, now it’s
time for the next match.

William Radley: What is this special stipulation
anyway?

Randy Boggs: I don’t know but I have a feeling we’re
gonna find out.  Here comes Bronx, followed by Diamond
Dogg and Ching Fo-pu.

[As Randy speaks, ‘Lay Low’ by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
blares throughout the arena.  Bronx comes out, with DD
and Ching. Ching is carrying a duffel bag.  The crowd
boos loudly.  Bronx gets in the ring and calls for a
mic, as Ching and Diamond Dogg get in the ring behind
him.  He is handed a mic, and heads toward the center
of the ring.]

Bronx: As you all know, Woden has gone home to the
good ole USA.  Therefore, I am left in his position to
make a decision on this special stipulation.  This
stipulation?  This match is scheduled for one fall. And
it is an EVENING GOWN MATCH!  Introducing first, Jonny
Casanova!

["You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones plays
throughout the arena, as Jonny Casanova storms out of
the back.  He does not look happy at this stipulation.
 He marches down to ring, and gets in.]

Jonny: Bronx, you can’t do this!  This isn’t fair!  What
about me!

Bronx: Jonny, Jonny, Jonny.  It’s not about you.  It’s
about Angelica, she’s a hottie, and truthfully
EVERYONE here in Earl’s Court II wants to see her in
an even gown, or even better, in nothing!  And, I am
the owner I CAN do this.

Jonny: I don’t have a dress.

Bronx: Ching if you will.

[Ching puts down the duffle bag and kneels next to it.
 He pulls out a gown, high heels, and some lingerie.
 And throws it at Jonny.]

Bronx: Now go get dressed you have 5 minutes.  We’ll be
waiting.

[Jonny seems upset with Bronx, he picks up the attire,
and he storms off into the back.]

Bronx: As for you Angel, I hope you don’t mind me
calling you Angel.  I’d like to be surprised with your
attire.  So you have 5 minutes to get out here with a
gown, heels, and whatever else you choose.  If you
aren’t out here by the 6th minute, on my timer, you
automatically lose!

[Bronx has a look of glee on his face, as he folds his
arms to wait for Angelica, and Jonny to get dressed.]

[We come back to the ring.  Where Bronx is standing
with his timer.  He starts to make the ten count for
the ten seconds they have left.  Then, he starts to
announce.]

Jonny C v. Angelica Dawson
{Evening Gown Match}

Bronx: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled
for ONE FALL!  And is an Evening Gown Match!
 Introducing first, Jonny Casanova!

["You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones plays on the
PA system once again.  Jonny Casanova comes out of the
curtain, as the crowd erupts into laughter.  Jonny
wearing a black dress has his head down, not looking
pleased, nor proud.  He walks to the ring, and gets in.
 Bronx is chuckling, along with Ching and DD.]

Bronx: Nice dress.  And introducing our second
competitor, the lovely, Ms. Angelica Dawson!

["Push it" by Static X Plays as Angelica Dawson walks
out.  She is wearing a very ravishing green gown.  She
comes out and does a little spin move for the crowd.
 She walks to the ring, elegantly.  He gets up on the
apron, and Ching goes to hold the bottom ropes open
for her.  She kicks him out of the way with her heal,
and goes through the middle rope.  Ching looks angrily
at her as he gets back to his feet.  She gets in and
goes to her corner.  Bronx walks up to her and puts a
hand on her face.  She pushes it off.]

Bronx: Honestly, you don’t need a push up bra, your
boobs were fine the way they were, Angel.

[Angelica goes to smack him but he catches her hand.
 He shakes his finger at her, and lets go of her hand.]

Bronx: Remember one thing, I can make you lose this
match!  So WATCH you’re step!  Let’s go ref ring the
bell.  Angel, just for you, I’m going to get a front
row seat for this.

[The ref rings the bell, as Diamond Dogg, Ching, and
Bronx go to the outside.  Jonny is stumbling and
falling in his gown, not accustomed to his attire.
 Angelica however seems right at home in the dress.
 Jonny stumbles down to one knee, she rushes up and
slams his head back onto the mat, as Bronx grabs a
head set from the announce table.  DD and Ching sit
beside him, without headsets.]

Bronx: Great action huh?

King Royce: Bronx great stipulation.  You are a true
genius.

Bronx: Why thank you King!

Randy Boggs: Bronx if I can intercede, what was
Brooklyn doing sucking up to Jiraiya.

Bronx: Sucking Up?  I doubt he was doing that, but I
have no knowledge, maybe he was making our Japanese
friend feel more at home, eh?

William Radley: You lie like a dog.

Bronx: Who asked you?

King Royce: Yea, brit boy, we weren’t talking to you!

[William rolls his eyes in disgust with King.  Back in
the ring, Angelica is stomping on the fallen Jonny.
 Jonny keeps trying to get back up, but he can’t work
with the gown.  Angelica picks Jonny up.  She gives some
elbows to the face, and whips Jonny to the ropes, only
have Jonny land flat on his face after tripping on the
heels.  Angelica stalks Jonny she delivers an elbow
drop, followed by a face rake while she’s getting to
her feet.  She goes to kick Jonny again, this time he
grabs her foot, and rolls, with her foot tucked in his
armpit. She rolls over him, and falls to the ground.
Jonny quickly tosses one heel off, to show a red mark
where the shoe rubbed against his ankle. He takes off
the other one, and gets to his feet. Angelica seems to
have hurt her ankle when Jonny rolled it. He walks
over to her, and drops to one knee. He pokes her in
the eye when she looks up to him. She rubs her eyes,
and looks back up in time to see him raise his heel.
He comes down with force, but she rolls out of the
way. He lunges after her with one final thrust of the
heel, but she rolls to the outside to escape. He gets
up inside the ring. The ref fights to take the heel
away and finally succeeds. Angelica is on one knee on
the outside. She is looking at the injured ankle. She
takes off the heels, gets to her feet, and starts to
walk it off. Jonny is trying to get out of the ring,
but the ref cuts him off every time.]

William Radley: I think the wee lass is hurt.

King Royce: Wow, you’re a quick one aren’t ya? D’you
go to Oxford?

Randy Boggs: She seems to be walking it off, and it
seems to be all right.

Bronx: She’s not walking it off she’s just shaking her
ass for the crowd. SHAKE DAT ASS!

[Jonny manages to get past the ref, to the outside. He
starts to walk over to where Angelica is when Angelica
jumps in the ring. He looks impatiently at the move,
and then crawls in the ring himself, only to be met
with a foot in the back of his head, and another, and
another. Angelica drops an elbow to Jonny’s stomach.
She gets to her feet, and picks Jonny up. She hits a
few rights. And follows with a dropkick. She picks him
up again, and throws him into the ropes, but holds on.
She gives him a knee to his gut. She does this three
times, and then whips him into the ropes, without
holding on. She kicks him in the gut, and a double arm
DDT follows. She rolls back on her feet. She mounts
Jonny and delivers a few rights and lefts. She gets
back to her feet as the crowd cheers. She does a march
around the ring with her hands up. Jonny starts to get
his focus back. He starts to get up. He reaches one
knee, when a dropkick from behind puts him face down
on the mat. Angelica grabs him by the hair, and shoves
his head to the mat, again, and again. She gets up
again. She rolls Jonny over, and goes to the top rope.
She goes for a flying body press, but Jonny gets his
knees up in time to block the move. Both wrestlers are
lying on the mat, motionless, staring up at the
lights. The ref checks to make sure both are all
right.]

Randy Boggs: She was on a roll for a minute.

King Royce: All good things must come to an end, and
Angelica’s time was up.

Bronx: Hell yes son, I wanna see Angel naked!

William Radley: Pervert.

Bronx: Who the hell asked you!

Randy Boggs: Look motion from Angelica.

[Randy takes everyone’s mind of each other, as
Angelica starts to move, as does Jonny. Both are to
their knees, but Angelica is using the ropes. Jonny
gets up in the middle of the ring. He seems to be
shaking the cobwebs loose. Angelica pulls herself to
her feet. She leans against the ropes. She turns to
see Jonny, rising to his feet. She bounces off the
rope, and goes for a clothesline, but Jonny ducks it.
She comes back, but only to receive a big boot to the
gut for her troubles. Jonny delivers a spinning neck
breaker on top of that. It seems to take energy away
from both of them. Jonny rolls to the ropes, to pull
himself up. He pulls himself up. Angelica is slowly
starting to move. Jonny walks over to her, and helps
her to her feet. He puts his arms around her to hug
her, then we find his true intentions, he delivers a
suplex. He runs over to her, and grabs her ankle, and
puts her in an ankle lock submission. Angelica screams
in pain as he wrenches on her bad ankle. She starts to
bang on the mat as if she’s tapping, but we all know
that there are no submissions in an evening gown
match. Jonny gets up and starts to celebrate. He does
a few posing moves. The ref taps his shoulder and
shakes his head, and arms. He starts to explain it to
Jonny who gets upset.]

Randy Boggs: Bronx didn’t you explain the rules to
him?

Bronx: No, everyone knows the rules of an Evening Gown
Match.

William Radley: Stupid Americans. They assume
everything, don’t you blokes know never to assume?
Idiots.

Bronx: Do you know whom you’re talking to?

King Royce: This is the tag team champion! A legend in
the making, and you are insulting him. Go eat you’re
tea and crumpets.

Randy Boggs: Now, now fellas.

[Jonny is still irate. He is kicking ropes, and
hitting the turnbuckle. He gets back to the assault.
Angelica is still not moving from the pain. He goes to
her ankle, and goes to put her in the submission hold
again, but this time she wriggles out of it. He grabs
her shoulder strap, as it snaps. She is down to one
strap. He gets to his feet, and stops her from rolling
outside. He goes to reach from her hair, when she
nails him with a right, and another, and another. He
backs off a step, just enough for her to get to her
feet. Though she is limping on that ankle, but it’s
not too badly hurt. They stare down. He charges, she
moves, he bounces off the ropes. He bounces off again,
and then she comes charging. When he goes to deliver a
bear hug smash, she ducks, and delivers a
Belly-to-back suplex. She is slow to get up, and he is
even slower. She gets to her feet first. And he is on
one knee. She is standing behind him. The bounces off
the ropes, and slams his head back down onto the mat.
He bounces off the mat and lands face up. She bounces
off the rope again, this time she jumps over him, and
delivers a springboard moonsault. She pins, but the
ref shakes his head, and she remembers. She starts to
rip at his dress.]

Randy Boggs: She’s looking for the win.

King Royce: It’s not gonna be that easy. Jonny is
fighting for his life.

[Jonny is indeed fighting, bad. He kicks her in the
face. And then he rolls her up in a small package.
1…2… Kick out, by Angelica. She gets to her feet. She
starts to stomp on Jonny, but Jonny catches her foot
once, and does the rolling move. Angelica grasps her
ankle yet again. And Jonny slowly gets to his feet. He
is smiling, and running his hands through his hair. He
goes to reach for her dress, but she pokes him in the
eyes. He steps back and rubs his eyes, as she helps
herself up by the ropes. She charges Jonny, but he
delivers a drop tow-hold. Angelica screams in pain.
Jonny smiles in pleasure. He goes over to her. He
helps her up. He picks her up, and delivers a
Shinbreaker. She screams in pain again. Jonny Props
the ankle up on the rope, and he jumps, and sits on
the ankle. Then he helps her up again. This time she
fights back with some lefts, and some rights. He kicks
her in the ankle which stops her momentum, but doesn’t
knock her off her feet. He jumps up on the top rope.
He turns around, and raises his hands the crowd gives
a moderate pop. Angelica Staggers to the corner. Jonny
has no place to go. She smiles and grabs him by the
royal jewels. He bends over hand she grabs him by the
top of his dress. She throws him off, but holds on to
his dress, as you hear a big rip. The dress has been
ripped off Angelica wins! She raises the dress in the
air, as Jonny, gets up and runs quickly to the back,
in his lace underwear. You see Bronx bang on the
table, and throwing off his headset.]

Announcer: And the winner of this match…

[Just as he goes to announce it, Bronx rips the mic
away. He marches to the ring.]

Bronx: Not so fast, Angel! I didn’t make this match to
see Jonny in his damn underwear.

[Angelica is limping, and has a angry look on her
face.]

Bronx: So you have two options. You can either take
off the rest of your dress, or you can forfeit this
match, and as long as I hold any power, you will never
get a title shot of any kind. So what’ll it be?

[Angelica is thinking about it. She reaches for one of
her straps.]

Angelica: Ok…

[She throws Jonny’s dress in Bronx’s face.]

Angelica: You can have Jonny’s dress, that’s the only
dress you’ll ever get off of me, and you can shove
that up your ass while you’re at it!

[Angelica turns to go. Bronx takes the dress of his
face. He drops the mic, and cracks Dawson in her bad
angle.]

Randy Boggs: What a dirty move.

[Bronx grabs the mic. And stomps twice on Angelica’s
ankle.]

Bronx: You won’t take you’re dress off huh? Well we
can do this the hard way, but more pleasurable for
myself.

[Bronx rips at one of the straps, and snaps it. The
crowd starts to boo! He starts to rip at the rest of
the dress. The seems come off and Angelica tries to
struggle. Then the crowd cheers. As you see paYne
running down to ringside, Bronx turns just in time to
duck a clothesline, he dives out of the ring, and is
met by Ching and DD. paYne flips off Bronx as Bronx,
Ching, and DD go to the back. Bronx makes a cutthroat
sign at paYne.  We head to the back with Bronx. He is
met by Max Winters.]

Max: Bronx could I have a word? Why was Brooklyn
courting Jiraiya?

Bronx: Ask him. All I know is paYne better watch his
back. He wants to get all noble? Fine, next week paYne
vs. Jolly Potter AND Angelica Dawson! We’ll see how
buddy, buddy those two are after that! And if he
retains that title of his, it will be for his title,
whoever pins him will get his title! Now we’ll see how
paYne feels about running in my matches!

[Bronx pushes Max out of the way, as he marches toward
the locker room with Ching and DD right behind him. We
go back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Bronx isn’t too happy.

William Royce: He deserves it, he’s diabolical.

King Royce: PaYne should have kept his nose out of
where it didn’t belong.

Randy Boggs: Anyway, it’s time for a weird match. It’s
a Pink Vibrator Match. That’s right.

King Royce: You’ve heard of a Pink Slip match, will
this is the same concept. Winner gets the coveted Pink
Vibrator.

William Radley: How incredibly Vulgar.

King Royce: Well, here we are.

[A man with a pillow, and a pink vibrator on it, sets
it on the announces table.]

Butcher vs. Frostie
{Pink Vibrator Match}

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall, and
is for the Pink Vibrator. Introducing first. Frostie!

[“Smooth Criminal” by Alien Ant Farm plays throughout
the arena. Frostie steps out from the curtain. The
crowd boos at Frostie as he strolls out. He gets to
ringside, but instead of getting in the ring. He walks
over to the announcer’s table. He rubs the vibrator.]

William Radley: Filth, dirt, what was that supposed to
be for luck?

King Royce: Why don’t you rub it you ‘blokes’ like
stroking it don’t you?

[William gives King a disgusted look. Then “Nutshell”
by Alice in Chains Plays as Frostie steps in the ring.
The crowd cheers. Butch appears in the beginning of
the aisle. He is standing, taking in the crowd, who is
applauding the living legend.]

Announcer: And Next, The Butcher!

[Butcher has already started walking down the aisle,
eyes, focusing on Frostie, whose eyes are locked on
the legend, walking down the aisle. The Butcher steps
on the first step. Frostie holds his hands up, as
Butch waves him back from the ropes. Butcher gets on
the apron, and gets in the ring. Frostie stays where
he is. Butcher charges, but misses a clothesline that
is ducked by Frostie. The ref calls for the bell, and
Frostie hits a right hand. Butch counters with a left.
Frostie counters with another right, but is kicked in
the gut, which stops his momentum. Butcher DDTs
Frostie only to see him bounce back to his feet,
almost in sync with himself. Frostie hits a
clothesline, and starts to stomp on Butch. He picks
Butch up and whips him into the corner. He charges and
hits a knee to the stomach. He whips him to the corner
again. Butch reverses, however, and sends Frostie into
the turnbuckle into the one parallel to the one Butch
was in. This is also the one the ref was standing in.
Frostie falls out of the corner to one knee. The ref
collapses to the mat. Butcher delivers a leg drop on
Frostie, and follows it up with a choke, an illegal
move, though there is no ref to stop Butch’s illegal
tendency. Butch is choking the life out of Butch.
There is a commotion in the crowd. The camera takes
the focus off Butch and the commentators try not to
look, but William, being inexperienced looks. Then out
of the crowd, a man with a ref’s shirt on, though it
has another logo beside GFWA jumps over the railing,
and slides into the ring. He pushes Butcher off
Frostie who then gets into his face.]

William Radley: Who is that?

Randy Boggs: My God, it’s Tyler Hendrix!

King Royce: It seems security is going to take him out
however.

Randy Boggs: What’s Tiu doing?

[Tiu is running toward the ring, and so are security
guards from the crowd. Tiu points them back. And
yelling, ‘Leave him.’ The security guards go back to
their posts, and Tiu grabs the fallen ref, and walks
to the back. Butcher is nose to nose with Tyler. Next
thing we see is Butcher fall backwards as Frostie
rolls him up for a pin. 1…2…NO! It was a fast count by
Tyler Hendrix. Frostie rolls off of Butch and back to
his feet. Butcher gets to his feet too. Tyler points
to Butch arrogantly, and warningly. Butcher is pissed.
He charges, but Frostie ducks again, this time
however, Butch whips an elbow around fiercely, and
catches Frostie square in the jaw. Frostie falls to
the mat, and blood spurts from his mouth. Butcher
bounces off the ropes, and baseball slides into
Frostie’s ribs. Tyler cringes when he sees the move
executed. Frostie curls into a ball in pain, clutching
his ribs. Butch starts to lace into Frostie’s back
with fierce kicks. Frostie rolls with every kick, then
he falls to the outside near the announce table. Tyler
tries to pull Butch back, but Butch ensues his attack.
Butch picks Frostie up, and slams his head onto the
announce table. Blood splatters on the announce team.
Butch takes Frostie and slams his face into the ring
post. Then he backs him up, and hits it his head on
the table again, then throws him back into the ring.]

William Radley: This has to be the filthiest display
I’ve ever seen.

King Royce: Frostie’s bleeding. Oh no! Someone stop
Butcher. Tyler do something!

Randy Boggs: Butcher is a doing a great job. I think
Tyler ticked him off with the fast count.

[Butcher slides into the ring. He gets to his feet,
and looks out at the crowd, then to Hendrix. He points
to the mat, and covers Frostie. Tyler turns away, and
holds his eye. He rubs his eye, and Butcher looks up.
Tyler turns around and rushes to the count. 1… And
Frostie kicks out. It was a bit of a slow count as
well. Butch is irate, and gets in Hendrix’s face and
backs him into a corner. Hendrix is point to his
shirt. Butch tears his shirt. Hendrix looks at him
angrily. And points a stiff finger at Butch. Butch
delivers a right. Knocking Tyler back into the corner.
During this confrontation, Frostie has made it to his
hands and knees. Tyler goes to walk forward, but he
looks down and sees Frostie. Frostie delivers a low
blow to Butch. Butch collapses to his knees, and then
to his stomach, grasping his package. Frostie lies on
the mat. Tyler checks to make sure both are all right.
Then he begins the count. 1… 2… 3… Frostie starts to
get to his knees. 3… Butch is showing signs of
movement too as he reaches for the ropes. 4… 5… Butch
is to a knee, and Frostie is getting to his feet, and
breaks the count as he straightens up. Butch gets to
his feet, though he is leaning on the ropes to do so.
Frostie slowly walks over to Butch, who lunges at
Frostie with a right, which is blocked by Frostie.
Frostie adds a head butt to the fray, and Butch
bounces of the ropes, falling back from the head butt.
Frostie goes to grab Butch’s arm for the Frost-Byte,
but Butcher kicks at Frostie’s shin. Frostie instead
whips Butch into the ropes. Frostie bounces off his
rope, and delivers a spear to Butch. He props Butch up
on the ropes. Frostie bounces off the opposite ropes,
he jumps on the second turn buckle, and delivers a
spinning kick to the back of Butch’s head which sends
him flying face first to the mat. Frostie then wraps
Butch up into a figure-four leg lock! Butch is in
pain, but holds on. Tyler checks for the tap.]

King Royce: Go Frostie! Tyler he’s obviously tapping,
call for the bell.

Randy Boggs: King, he’s slapping the mat to take his
mind off the pain, to gain momentum.

William Radley: I’m talking with imbeciles.

[Frostie pulls back on the move. Butcher starts to
rock. He’s trying to turn it over. The Crowd is
clapping and stopping. Earl’s Court II is shaking,
from the noise. Butcher is still rocking. He turns it
over, and the crowd erupts into cheers. Butch has
Frostie in a sharpshooter. He’s wrenching back on it.
Frostie however is right next to the ropes, and has no
problems reaching the ropes. Butcher doesn’t let go
when Tyler tells him to. Tyler grabs the back of his
shirt, and pulls him off of Butcher. He tosses him,
but Butcher falls to a knee, from fatigue. Frostie
gets to his feet, with assistance from the ropes.
Tyler gets in Butcher’s face. Butcher starts yelling
at him, and stands up. Tyler and Butch are yelling at
each other and exchange fingers to the chest. Frostie
is on the outside, and escalating the ropes, behind
Butcher. Tyler however sees what he is doing, and
keeps yelling at Butcher. Tyler quickly steps out of
the way, as Butcher flies forward from a missile
dropkick from Frostie. Butcher is on his stomach.
Frostie comes up, and locks on the anklelock. Butcher
is right on the ropes however. And Frostie lets go.
Frostie stands Butcher up, Butch staggers, but remains
standing. Frostie walks to the turnbuckle, and takes a
breath before he climbs up. He gets to the top rope,
but Butcher starts to shake the ropes. Frostie’s legs
give out and he lands on his private area. Butcher
leans up against the ropes. He pulls himself over to
the corner. He puts his head under Frostie’s armpit,
takes a deep breath, locks his hands and hits a
Northern Lights Suplex. 1… 2… 3! NO! Butcher collapses
too soon.]

Randy Boggs: Butcher took a gamble and lost.

King Royce: He used all of his energy to hit that one
move, and now I don’t know if he has enough to make it
through the rest of the match.

William Radley: I quite agree. He’s used all of his
tricks, I don’t know if he has anymore left in his
bag. I’ll tell you one thing though both these men
have pounds of heart!

[Tyler is up to 7 in the count and neither man is
moving. Tyler is counting really slowly now. 8…
Frostie slings his Arm over Butch. Tyler counts. 1… 2…
2.5 and Butch got his shoulder up. If you could count
the hair on your hand as a count, Frostie would have
won. Frostie starts to move, however. He is crawling
toward the ropes. Butcher just stares blankly up
toward the ceiling. The Crowd starts to chant
Butch-er, Butch-er, Butch-er! Butch slowly starts to
move. Frostie is at the ropes, and on one knee now. He
shakes his head to clear the cobwebs. He pulls himself
to his feet, resting on the ropes. Butcher is still
motionless. Frostie is still trying to shake off the
fatigue. He walks around the ring a bit. Then he goes
to the corner, and sits on the top rope, with his feet
on the second rope. He jumps off, and elbow drops on
Butcher. (Bret Hart Style) He gets to his feet,
slowly, and goes to the corner again. He goes to the
apron, and climbs the ropes. Standing on the top rope.
He holds his arms up as the crowd boos. He takes a
deep breath, and executes a Moonsault. He connects! 1…
2… 3! Frostie rolls off of butch, with a victorious
look on his face. But the bell doesn’t ring. Tyler
Hendrix taps Frostie and points to Butcher’s foot,
which is on the second rope. Frostie slaps the mat
with his hand, and rolls over on his stomach, and gets
up to his hands and knees. He crawls to the ropes to
help him get to his feet. He walks over to Butch and
picks him up. He whips him into the rope, and then
swings his arm around and down. Frost-byte! (Crippler
Crossface) Frostie slaps the Frost-byte on The
Butcher! Tyler checks for a tap. Butcher is in the
middle of the ring with no place to go. He tries to
fight it, but it’s just not in him. Tyler picks up his
hand. 1! He does it again. 2! He picks it up one last
time. 3! Tyler calls for the bell.]

Announcer: And the winner of this Match, FROSTIE!

Randy Boggs: WOW! What a match. Butcher gave it his
all.

King Royce: But of course, he didn’t have enough to
hack it.

William Radley: And now this sick bloke gets this
bloody thing off of our damn table.

[Tyler comes to the outside, and grabs the pillow,
with the Pink Vibrator. He gets back in the ring. He
helps Frostie to his feet. Frostie grabs the Pink
Vibrator! He raises it in the air victoriously, as the
fans boo. Frostie shakes hands with Tyler Hendrix.
Frostie looks down at Butcher, and waves the Vibrator
in his face. Then he stomps on Butcher a few more
times. Hendrix joins in, and stomps on him. Frostie
calls it, off and lifts Butcher to his knees, only to
take him down into a Frost-byte! Frostie wrenches back
as Tyler stomps on Butcher’s back. Frostie is
wrenching on Butcher’s back, and no one is coming down
to assist him. Then from the back, out comes Hellz
Angel. He runs down to the ring. Tyler pats Frostie on
the back, who let’s go. They dive to the outside as
Angel gets into the ring. He points after them,
yelling out some warning words. Frostie and Tyler head
to the back, side by side. Angel looks at Butch. He
kneels down to make sure he’s all right, but not much
more. He calls for medics. They rush down to ringside.
They tend to Butch. Then they roll him to the
stretcher. He fights however, not wanting assistance.
The crowd cheers as he gets to his feet, and walks to
the back.]

Randy Boggs: I’m receiving word that Max Danger and
Bradley Duncan are in the back, with some comments on
Bronx’s sick practical joke earlier.

[We head backstage once again where Denise Lopez is
standing with Max Danger and Bradley Duncan. Duncan is
behind Danger as Danger stands beside Denise.]

Denise Lopez: Max, Bradley, tonight you have a chance
to take home the GHC Tag Team Championships when you
take on The Manhattan Project. They've hinted that
they plan to snap your neck, just like your...

[Max yanks the microphone from Denise's hands.]

Max Danger: What happened to my brother was an
accident. For Bronx and Brooklyn to even joke about
and threaten me with doing the same to me is
ludicrious. In just a few minutes, Bronx and Brooklyn
are going to get first hand knowledge of what happens
when you dig too deep into my past. They are the ones
who should be watching their necks, because Bradley
and I are going to snap them like twigs!

[Max and Bradley head off screen as Denise stares
after them.]

Randy Boggs: A not to happy Max Danger. Let’s go to
the ring.

[The fans are still buzzing the from previous matchup
and are anxiously awaiting the big Tag Team Title
matchup, pitting of the best teams in the business
today. In the ring is the ring announcer William
Radley and the referee Crazy Lou. Suddenly the lights
go out, and "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The
Machine quietly begins to play. Out of nowhere comes
a huge explosion from the entranceway, as the song
begins to get louder. A silver light shines down upon
the entrance as Max Danger and Bradley Duncan walk
through the curtain. The crowd is pretty much behind
the team, but is more into Duncan than Danger, as he
gets a few jeers. The two head towards the ring as
the spotlight stays on them. Max jumps over the top
rope and into the ring as Duncan steps through. The
lights come back on as Danger jumps to the middle of
the ropes with one leg on the top rope and the other
on the second rope with both arms in the air. Max
jumps down as the music fades out.]

SEMI-MAIN EVENT
NVC vs. TMP
{For Tag Team Titles}

William Radley: Ladies and gents, the following
matchup is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit
and is for the GHC Tag Team Championship! Introducing
first, Max Danger and Bradley Duncan, the team of....
NOOOON-VEEERBAAAL COMMUUUUNICAAAAATIOOOOON!!!

[Max and Bradley are stretching in the corner and take
time to raise a hand in the air, getting a pretty warm
response, but there's still a few people booing Max.
Max and Bradley continue their stretching when the
lights go out again. "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg, Nate
Dogg, and Dr. Dre starts to play, as fireworks shoot
off everywhere. Through the curtains walk the GHC Tag
Team Champions, Bronx and Brooklyn. They walk around
at the entrance way soaking in all the boos. They
head down the catwalk still being booed like none
other. Bronx and Brooklyn stop just outside the ring
as Max and Bradley exit the ring. Bronx and Brooklyn
climb to seperate top ropes and hold their titles high
into the air as the lights come back on. They jump
from the top ropes and into the ring as they are being
still loudly being booed. The music comes to an end
as Bronx and Brooklyn stare down NVC.

William Radley: And their opponents, the current GHC
Tag Team Champions, Bronx and Brooklyn, the team
of.... THE MAAAANHAATTAAAAN
PROOOOJEEEEEECT!!!!

[Bronx and Brooklyn are mouthing NVC, who are still on
the outside, but the ref forces the champs back into their corner to
allow their opponents to enter the ring. Max and
Duncan slowly climb into the ring as the ref gives
both teams instructions, as if they didn't know the
rules already. All four men come to the center of the
ring and have words for each other, well everyone but
Duncan, but you all know what's up there. Bronx and
Brooklyn then slap the challengers, drawing a huge
"ooh!" from the fans. Max and Duncan hold their jaws
then look at each other. Elbow smash for Bronx! Elbow
smash for Duncan, as the ref calls for the bell! Max
and Duncan whip the champs to the ropes and both Bronx
and Brooklyn are flipped up into the air for the back
body drop and hit the mat hard. They both roll onto
their feet and Max and Duncan wind up for stereo
Dangerous III's[roaring elbow], but the champs bail.]

Randy Boggs: You can just feel the tension between
the two teams, and the champs are already heading for
high ground to get their bearings back.

King Royce: Both of these teams are great talents,
and it will all come down to communication.]

Randy Boggs: And that means bad news for NVC, as Max
knows very little sign language, and Duncan can't hear
or speak.

King Royce: But they've worked together for a while,
so they're bound to have some non-verbal communication
skills. Hell, it's their name!

[Max and Bradley stand in the center of the ring as
Bronx and Brooklyn have a conference on the outside.
The ref walks over to the challengers and asks one of
them to exit the ring. Max taps Duncan on the arm and
points to the corner. Duncan backs up and steps onto
the ring apron. Danger shouts at the champs to get in
the ring and fight. Bronx and Brooklyn have a quick
paper, rock, scissors game, with Brooklyn coming out
on top. Brooklyn slides into the ring, not taking his
eye off of Danger, as Bronx climbs onto the apron.]

Randy Boggs: Two weeks ago Brooklyn defeated Danger
with the help of Ricky Green. But this time, Danger
has back up.

King Royce: That was an awesome match, by the way.
I've been looking forward to the return encounter.

[Brooklyn pushes himself onto his feet. Danger and
Brooklyn start to circle each other, before locking
up. Brooklyn backs Danger into the corner, but the
ref orders a break. It's a clean break until Brooklyn
gets in a cheap slap. Danger's eyes widen and he
nails Brooklyn with an elbow smash. Danger tosses
Brooklyn into the corner and unloads with some stiff
knife-edged chops. Brooklyn counters with a finger
poke of doom, and whips Danger into the corner.
Brooklyn with hard rights to the face and he rams his
knee into Danger's midsection. Brooklyn grabs Danger
by the head and pulls him out of the corner. Brooklyn
grabs Danger's arm and whips him towards the ropes.
Danger bounces off the ropes and is taken to the mat
with a clothesline. Danger pops back up and Brooklyn
whips him back into the corner and hits an avalanche.
Brooklyn rams the back of Danger's head into the top
turnbuckle before sending him across the ring.
Brooklyn rushes behind Danger, who jumps over the top
rope and onto the apron. Brooklyn runs into the corner
chest-first, and stumbles backwards. Danger jumps
back over the top rope, springboards off the middle
rope for a moonsault but Brooklyn side steps him.
Brooklyn drops an elbow onto the back of Danger's
neck. Whip into the corner and Brooklyn tags out to
Bronx.]

Randy Boggs: Brooklyn has turned the tides on an
early Danger advantage, and the focus seems to be on
his neck.

King Royce: Well, they said they were going to break
his neck just like his brother.

Randy Boggs: Danger's brother, by the way, was killed
on a botched piledriver, which almost drove Danger out
of wrestling. He will not let the same thing that
happened to his brother happen to him tonight.

[Bronx unloads on Max in the corner with several kicks
to the stomach, doubling him over. Bronx kicks at the
side of Danger's head, then hits an axe-kick to the
back of Danger's head, knocking him to the mat. Bronx
pulls Danger onto his feet and sets him up for a
piledriver. Danger squirms free and rolls out of the
ring. He, however, is still near the champs corner,
which allows Brooklyn to just jump off the apron and
nail Danger with a clothesline. Brooklyn whips Danger
into the corner of the guardrails, then back-first
into the ring post. Brooklyn rolls Danger back into
the ring where Bronx drops a leg across the back of
his neck.]

Randy Boggs: The champions are doing a number on
Danger's neck here in the early going. And if things
continue this way, this won't be a long matchup.

King Royce: Danger is known for his resilency, but I
don't know how much punishment his neck can take.
And if he's like most over humans, it won't be much.

[Bronx brings Danger onto his feet and knees him in
the stomach. Bronx drives the point of his elbow into
the back of Danger's neck several times before sending
him to the ropes. Yazuka kick from Bronx sets up the
piledriver again, but Danger blocks. Bronx hammers
Danger on his back and instead of the piledriver he
goes for the powerbomb. Danger flips out and onto his
feet. Danger ducks a clothesline and runs to the
ropes. Danger bounces off and ducks a spin kick. He
comes off the ropes again but is taken down with
another Yazuka kick. Bronx tags out to Brooklyn.
Bronx and Brooklyn whip Danger to the ropes and give
him a double spinebuster! His head bounces off the mat
and he rolls to the corner holding the back of his
head. Bronx and Brooklyn pick up Danger and lift him
onto the top turnbuckle, with him facing the crowd.
The champs go for a super-back suplex, but Danger
spins out and lands on his feet. Danger runs to the
ropes and ducks the Bronx clothesline, but he runs
right into a Brooklyn chokeslam!! Danger rolls out of
the ring as the champs follow.]

Randy Boggs: The champions are double-teaming Danger
here, and if Duncan doesn't do something his team will
be heading to America not the Tag Champs, and with
one-half of the team in bad shape.

King Royce: If he doesn't do something, there might
not be a team called NVC anymore, just a singles
wrestler named Bradley Duncan.

[The Manhattan Project picks up Danger and rams him
into the ring post! Brooklyn picks up Danger and front
suplexes him onto the guardrail! Danger is dangling
half-over the railing as Bronx comes off the apron
with an axe-kick to the back of his neck. Bronx and
Brooklyn pick up Danger and look to be going for
either a double suplex or double brainbuster. Duncan
finally gets off the apron and rushes over. He nails
Bronx in the back, knocking him forward. Brooklyn
lets go of Danger and turns around to be hit with an
elbow smash to the face. Another one and Duncan whips
Brooklyn towards the guardrail. The force is so great
that Brooklyn goes flying over them and into the
crowd. Bronx is back and glances Duncan with a
jumping front kick. It knocks Duncan a step back, but
he fires back with a big elbow smash. He grabs Bronx
and whips him towards the guardrail, but Bronx
reverses and Duncan goes towards the railing. He sees
Brooklyn getting back onto his feet on the other side
and uses the momentum to leap over the railing and
nail Brooklyn with a diving elbow smash!]

Randy Boggs: The action is just all over the place
now! Thankfully the ref is being extremely lenient.

King Royce: I love lenient refs, it leads to some
really awesome and wild matches. He's not going to
deprive these fans of a great match with a silly
countout.

[Bronx quickly picks up Danger and gives him a
Michinoku Driver on the concrete!!! Bronx lifts
Danger up onto the ring apron and looks to be going
for the Bronxbomb from there but Duncan is back and is
holding onto Bronx's leg. Bronx lets go of Danger and
kicks Duncan with his free leg. Duncan is backed up a
step. Bronx leaps from the apron but is caught and
hit with a powerslam by Duncan!! Duncan walks over to
Danger and lifts him up and into the ring. Duncan
climbs up onto the apron but is pulled off by
Brooklyn, who powerbombs him onto the floor from the
apron!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Jesus! Duncan is out cold now, I would
imagine!

King Royce: Just an awesome counter by Brooklyn. But
he needs to get back into the ring and take care of
the virtually helpless Danger.

[Brooklyn does do that, as he climbs onto the apron.
He sees Danger down on his back and Brooklyn quickly
climbs onto the top turnbuckle. Moonsault!!! Danger
gets his knees up at the last second and Brooklyn hits
them dead-on. Brooklyn rolls around holding his
stomach as Danger still lays on his back in a lot of
pain. Brooklyn pulls himself up in the corner, and
stops to take a deep breath. He snarls and walks
towards Danger. Danger kips up and fires off with
some knife-edged chops. Elbow smashes follow as
Danger has Brooklyn backed up in the corner. Danger
is unloading on one-half of the tag team champs until
Brooklyn grabs Danger by the throat and slams him down
with a big chokeslam! Brooklyn drops to one knee,
trying to recover from the Danger onslaught.

Randy Boggs: A small spurt of adrenaline by the
majority owner there, but Brooklyn just decided he had
enough of that and chokeslammed Danger.

King Royce: Now Brooklyn is going to have to take
advantage of the situation and put an end to this
match.

[Brooklyn regains his composure and covers Danger.
1... 2.... KICKOUT!! Brooklyn slaps the mat knowing he
took too long to make the cover. On the outside Bronx
is back on his feet and climbs back onto the apron.
He's holding the back of his head after the powerslam.
Brooklyn nails Danger with several of his own elbow
smashes before sending him to the ropes. Brooklyn with
a flapjack on Danger! 1.... 2... kick out! Brooklyn
picks Danger up quickly and suplexes him across the
top rope. Brooklyn climbs onto the middle rope and
suplexes Danger from there! 1..... 2..... Duncan is
in to break it up!!!]

Randy Boggs: That was an innovative suplex from
Brooklyn, but Duncan got in there just in time to
break it up.

King Royce: Man, I know Duncan isn't in the best of
shape, but Danger really needs to tag him in.

[Brooklyn jumps up onto his feet and grabs Duncan in a
waistlock. Standing switch by Duncan who gives
Brooklyn a devastating release german suplex! Duncan
climbs out onto the apron and starts to slap the top
turnbuckle to encourage Max and get the crowd into
this. Brooklyn is lying on the back of his neck after
receiving the suplex and hasn't moved an inch. Duncan
is holding the back of his neck as well as he
continues to encourage Danger. Bronx is shouting to
Brooklyn who isn't responding. Danger is starting to
move towards his corner. Duncan has his arm stretched
out as far as it can go as Danger inches his way
towards him. Just a few centimeters away from the hot
tag as Bronx just runs in. He nails Duncan with an
Yazuka kick, knocking him off the apron. Bronx then
nails a seated dropkick to the face of Danger!

Randy Boggs: Brilliant move by Bronx to stop that
tag!

King Royce: That's why he is one-half of the tag team
champions.

[Bronx walks over to Brooklyn and rolls him onto his
back. Brooklyn seems out of it as Bronx tries to drag
him to his corner so he can tag himself in. Duncan
gets back onto his feet on the outside and quickly
slides into the ring. Duncan runs across the ring and
gets Bronx in a waistlock. Bronx blocks the german
suplex with a lowblow! Bronx turns around and gives
Duncan the Chockerchain[diamond cutter]!!! Bronx
grabs Brooklyn's arm again and begins to pull him
towards their corner. He gets there and climbs back
out onto the apron. Bronx reaches over and slaps
Brooklyn on the arm to tag himself in. Bronx jumps
into the ring and is taken down with a Danger spinning
heel kick out of nowhere!]

Randy Boggs: Where did that come from!?

King Royce: Hey, it took Bronx awhile to haul
Brooklyn's big body to the corner, so Max had a little
time to recover, and the little time that he had was
enough for him to gain the strength to hit Bronx with
that heel kick.

[Danger is holding the back of his neck as he pulls
himself up by the ropes. Bronx is back up quickly as
he spies Danger by the ropes. Bronx runs Over and
gets nailed with an elbow smash. Another one knocks
Bronx back a step, and another one sends him to one
knee. Danger puts Bronx's head between his legs and
is trying to hook his arms back for the Tiger Driver
'91 but Bronx blocks and drives Danger and himself
through the ropes and out of the ring! Both men are
down on the outside, as their teammates are down on
the inside.]

Randy Boggs: Danger was looking to end this one right
away, but Bronx blocked it and sent both men to the
outside.

King Royce: A champion will do whatever it takes to
keep their titles, and Bronx is doing that here
tonight.

[Both Bronx and Danger are stirring on the outside as
Brooklyn comes to life on the inside. He notices
Duncan out cold on the mat and staggers over towards
him. Brooklyn reaches down to grab Duncan by the hair
as Duncan just pops back into the game, grabs
Brooklyn's arm, slings him over and onto the mat.
Duncan jumps up and grabs Brooklyn's arm again and
locks on the cross armbreaker!!! Brooklyn is flopping
as he tries to reach the ropes, not that it really
matters since they aren't the legal men. On the
outside Bronx rushes at Danger. Exploder by Danger on
the floor!!! Bronx just pops right back up however
and runs into a second Exploder!!!! Bronx is up a
little slower this time and he rushes at Danger again.
Danger goes for a third Exploder by Bronx elbows out.
He knocks Danger over to the guardrail and rushes at
him again. Danger with an Exploder on Bronx over the
guardrail and into the crowd!!!! Danger hunches over
to catch his breath as Bronx is out on the floor in
the second row.]

Randy Boggs: Damn, Bronx took some punishment there,
but he kept on coming back.

King Royce: Speaking of taking pushinment, Duncan
STILL has Brooklyn locked in the cross armbreak, and
it doesn't look like he's going to get free anytime
now.

[Max looks over at Bronx sitting in a chair, really
out of it, as the fans have kinda gotten out of the
way. Danger's eyes widen as he walks back to the
ring. He rolls into the ring and quickly jumps to the
top turnbuckle. Somersault senton from Danger to the
second row!!! He nails it but comes down on his
neck!! Both men are out as the fans are all on their
feet and chanting. In the ring Brooklyn has squirmed
under the bottom rope and to the floor as Duncan STILL
has the hold locked on from the apron as Brooklyn
dangles there with one foot on the floor and the rest
of his body off it.]

Randy Boggs: What an awesome move by Danger, but it
may cost him as he landed on the hard concrete floor
on the back of his neck.

King Royce: And Duncan is relentless with that cross
armbreaker!

[In the crowd Danger has gotten to his knees and is
holding his neck in pain. Bronx is up in the fourth
row now and is staggering all over the place, as the
fans shout at him. Bronx staggers over to Danger and
nails him with a right. Danger comes back with one of
his own. They start trading punches, until Danger
ducks one and nails Bronx with an elbow smash. It
knocks Bronx against the railing and Danger charges at
him. Bronx flips Danger over the railing and onto the
floor. Bronx slumps over the railing and looks over
at his partner in extreme pain. Bronx slides into the
ring and hits Duncan with a baseball slide, causing
him to break the hold. Brooklyn falls to the floor,
holding his arm. Bronx picks up Duncan and whips him
to the ropes. Duncan ducks the clothesline and side
steps the Yazuka kick. Duncan comes back and takes
Bronx's head off with a lariat!]

Randy Boggs: Duncan hasn't officially been in this
match yet, but he's sure doing a lot of damage.

King Royce: Speaking of damage, I don't think
Brooklyn will ever have full use of his arm now.

[Duncan picks up Bronx and whips him into the corner.
Duncan starts to kick at Bronx, starting at the legs
and working his way up. He gets to his head, when
Bronx ducks the kick and suplexes Duncan over the top
rope and onto the catwalk! Bronx drops to a knee
trying to regain his composure as Danger slides into
the ring. Danger rushes at Bronx who in turn rushes
at Danger.Danger ducks under Bronx's clothesline, and
Danger comes back with a crossbody. Danger runs to
the ropes, steps over Bronx, but gets kicked in the
stomach. Piledriver from Bronx! 1..... 2..... KICK
OUT!!! Bronx picks Danger back up and whips him to
the ropes. Bronx lowers his head. Sunset flip by
Danger! 1... 2.... kick out!!! Bronx goes for a
haymaker, but Danger ducks and gets the backslide!
1.... 2.... kick out! Danger and Bronx both back up,
and Danger goes for an uranage suplex by Bronx Elbows
out. Bronx spears Danger!! Bronxlock by Bronx on
Danger!!! Duncan climbs back into the ring, as
Brooklyn slides in. Brooklyn stops Duncan from
breaking up the hold by attempting the chokeslam!
Brooklyn can't lift him with his bad arm, and quickly
tries to use the other arm. But that second of delay
allows Duncan to bat the arm away, scoops up Brooklyn
and goes for the Emerald Fusion, but Brooklyn squirms
out. Duncan turns around but ducks the Long Island
Sound. Emerald Fusion by Duncan!!!! Brooklyn rolls
out of the ring, as Duncan lariats Bronx to break up
the Bronxlock just as Danger was about to tap!]

Randy Boggs: Danger is taking a shit kicking here!

King Royce: He desperately needs to tag out to
Duncan.

[ Duncan picks up Bronx and sets up for a Reverse
Death Valley Driver, but Bronx slips out. He runs to
the ropes and comes back with a Yazuka kick! It just
knocks Duncan back a step. Another Yazuka kick!
Jumping front kick is blocked by Duncan, who goes for
the Emerald Fusion on him. Bronx slips out and hits
the reverse DDT! Bronx quickly walks back over to
Danger and attempts the Bronxlock, inside cradle by
Danger! 1... 2.... KICK OUT! Bronx is quickly up and
goes for the Michinoku Driver on Danger! Danger slips
out and runs to the ropes, albeit it limping. Danger
tries for the spinning heel kick but Bronx catches him
and slams him down with a powerbomb!! 1... 2....
THRE.. KICK OUT!!!!]

Randy Boggs: I don't know how much more Danger can
take here.

King Royce: I don't know, but he's sure as hell
hanging in there.

[Bronx picks up Danger and sets up for the Bronxbomb,
he lifts him onto his back but Danger slips out again.
Danger fires off with some elbow smashes and
knife-edged chops. Danger runs to the ropes but
Brooklyn pulls down the top rope sending Danger
tumbling to the outside. Brooklyn whips Danger into
the guardrail, then back into the ring apron. Kick to
the stomach and Brooklyn lifts Danger up and
powerbombs him right on the back of his neck on the
concrete!!!! Brooklyn picks up Danger and is about to
roll him back into the ring when Duncan comes flying
off the apron with a diving elbow smash!!! Duncan
picks up Brooklyn and puts his head between legs, and
lifts him up for a powerbomb and powerbombs him up
against the guardrail!!!! Bronx comes off the apron
and nails Duncan with an axe kick as Duncan was
getting back up!]

Randy Boggs: Jesus, this is just all out action!

King Royce: Why not have these two fight EVERY WEEK!?

[Bronx picks Duncan back up and gets in a
three-punch/three-kick combo before hitting the DDT on
the floor! Bronx looks over as Danger is out cold on
the floor. Bronx rolls Danger back into the ring and
joins him as well. Bronx with the lateral press.
1.... 2..... THRE... Danger gets his foot on the
bottom rope! Bronx hooks his leg this time... 1......
2...... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!! Bronx slaps the mat
and pulls Danger to the middle of the ring. Swinging
neckbreaker by Bronx, and he follows it up with a
middle rope Elbow drop! 1..... 2..... 3! NO! NO!
Danger kicked out!!!! Bronx is growing frustrated!
Bronx with a T-Bone suplex!! 1..... 2..... THRE....
KICK OUT!!!! Bronx with a German Suplex!
2.99999!!!!! Sitout faceplant! 2.9999999!!!
Powerbomb!! 2.9999999!!!!! Powerbomb with a sliding
pin!! 2.999999999!!!! BRONXBOMB!!!!!
2.9999999999999999!!!!!! Bronx is yelling at the ref
and stomping about the ring. Bronx picks up Danger
and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. He's going for
the Muzzle [top rope jackhammer]. Danger is lifted up
but counters in midair with a diamond cutter off the
top rope!!!!!!!!!]

Randy Boggs: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT AN AWESOME
COUNTER!!!!

King Royce: JESUS CHRIST!! Both men are down and
Danger is probably dead.

[Duncan is starting to stir on the outside as is
Brooklyn. Duncan and Brooklyn come together and start
to trade punches. Brooklyn spears Duncan up against
the guardrail and takes control with more punches.
Brooklyn whips Duncan towards the ring apron, and
Duncan slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.
Brooklyn jumps onto the apron as Duncan rushes back
at him with a high knee. Brooklyn blocks it though
and hits Duncan with a chokeslam with his bad arm, not
giving it much impact. Brooklyn climbs back into the
ring and picks up Duncan. He goes for a piledriver,
but Duncan counters it with a backdrop. Brooklyn gets
up and Duncan nails him with several palm strikes then
an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!!! Duncan finally
decides to take the initiative and drags Danger to his
corner. Danger is just lifeless as Duncan slaps him on
the back to FINALLY tag himself in.]

Randy Boggs: And he's finally officially in the
match!

King Royce: And Bronx is prone for Duncan to finish
him off.

[Duncan first grabs Brooklyn and tosses him out of the
ring. He turns around as Bronx is pulling himself to
his feet. Duncan rushes at Bronx and hits a running
knee to the jaw, knocking Bronx through the ropes and
onto the apron. Duncan joins Bronx on the apron.
Duncan goes for the brainbuster off the apron but
Bronx slips out and back into the ring. He grabs
Duncan by the head, but Duncan pulls Bronx down across
the top rope. Duncan climbs back into the ring and
lifts Bronx up. Shortarm clothesline by Duncan, who
holds onto Bronx's arm and pulls him back up into
another shortarm clothesline. Duncan pulls Bronx up,
but Bronx ducks the third clothesline, but Duncan
blocks his clothesline and gets Bronx in a full
nelson! Dragon Suplex!! 1.... 2..... kick out!]

Randy Boggs: That was a close on there.

King Royce: We almost had new champions.

[Duncan whips Bronx into the corner and follows in
with a big lariat! Duncan kicks away at Bronx on all
parts of his body, then lowers Bronx's head down and
starts to ram his knee into Bronx's face. When Bronx
straightens back up his face is all bloodied. Duncan
picks up Bronx and sets him ontothe top turnbuckle.
Superplex by Duncan! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT!!! Duncan
kicks away at Bronx some more before lifting him up
for a brainbuster!!!1....2..... THR... KICK OUT!!!
Duncan lifts Bronx back up and hits the backdrop
driver!!!!! 1...... 2..... THREE!! NO! NO! KICK OUT
BY BRONX!!! Duncan with a release german suplex!
2.9999!!!! Duncan with another Dragon suplex!!
2.99999!!! Turnbuckle Powerbomb by Duncan, followed
by an Emerald Fusion!!!! 2.99999999!!!! Reverse
DVD!!!! 2.9999999999!!!!! DANGEROUS III!!!!!!
2.9999999999999!!!! Duncan picks up the nearly
lifeless Bronx and sets up for another Dangerous III,
Bronx DUCKS! Bronx with the chokerchain!!! Both men
are down!!!]

Randy Boggs: JESUS H. CHRIST!! What awesome action!

King Royce: Duncan can't keep Bronx down!

[Brooklyn gets back into the ring and grabs Bronx, he
pulls him to the corner but Duncan stops him from
tagging himself in. Duncan knocks Brooklyn off the
apron and picks up the nearly dead Bronx. Irish whip
by Duncan, but Bronx ducks his lariat. Brooklyn slaps
Bronx on the arm as Bronx runs right into a superkick
from Duncan. Duncan is starting to unload on Bronx
with kicks all over the place. He knocks Bronx onto
his ass and lays in one straight kick to the face.
Duncan locks on the figure-four
[kicks+figurefour=Silence]!!!! Bronx is out cold but
the ref isn't signalling for the bell. Danger rushes
over to the ref and Brooklyn hits him from behind.
Brooklyn chokeslams Danger, who then rolls out onto
the apron. Brooklyn joins Danger on the apron and
powerbombs him onto the concrete!!!! Brooklyn reenters
the ring as Duncan as the figure four locked on nice
and tight. Brooklyn jumps to the top turnbuckle and
nails Duncan with the moonsault!!! The figure four
isn't broken as Bronx is just out cold. Duncan is
Covered by Brooklyn! 1..... 2.... 3!!!!]

William Radley: The winners of this matchup and STILL
GHC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... BROOOONX and BROOOOOKLYYYYYN!!!!!

Randy Boggs: Oh my god!!! What a finish! Duncan had
Bronx in the Figure four and out cold, but Brooklyn
had tagged himself in without Duncan knowing it and
picked up the win!

King Royce: Awesome finish to an awesome match!! TMP
has proven they are THE team in the gfwa OMEGA and in
the world of professional wrestling.

[The ref hands Brooklyn his title as he pulls Bronx
out of the figure four. Brooklyn then grabs a
microphone as Bronx lays in the corner out of it.]

Brooklyn: We said we were going to break Danger's
neck, and I plan to keep that promise!

[The crowd begins to boo loudly as Brooklyn tosses
down the microphone and his belt and jumps out of the
ring. He searches under the ring and pulls out a
table and a jug of water. He slides the table into
the ring then splashes the water onto Bronx, waking
him up. Brooklyn slaps him a couple of times to
really get his attention, then points to the table.
Bronx's eyes light up.]

Randy Boggs: NO! NO! NO! They can't do this!

King Royce: They can't do this to the owner of the
company!! They can't...can they!?

[Brooklyn slides out of the ring as Bronx sets up the
table in the corner. Brooklyn rolls Danger into the
ring as Bronx climbs to the top turnbuckle. Brooklyn
lifts up Danger as Duncan gets to his feet. Duncan
turns Brooklyn around and goes for the Dangerous III!!
Brooklyn ducks and gives Duncan a eye poke.
Brooklyn, instead of doing more harm to Duncan, ties
his arms up in the ropes!! Duncan is kicking and
trying to get free. Brooklyn chokeslams the ref so
that he doesn't try and help out Duncan.]

Randy Boggs: My god, they can't do this!

King Royce: There isn't anyone to stop them, Randy.

[Brooklyn grabs Danger who fires off several elbow
smashes, and tries for an Exploder on Brooklyn but he
blocks and chokeslams Danger! He adds a brainbuster
for good measure!! Brooklyn grabs Danger and lifts
him up and hands him to Bronx. Bronx sets Danger up
for a tombstone and he leaps off the top with a sitout
tombstone piledriver through the table!!!!! *CRASH*
Bronx rolls out of the way as Danger is out cold!
"Lay Low" kicks up as the champions are hit with a
barrage of trash and beer bottles. Bronx and Brooklyn
stand over Danger, the lifeless Danger, then have some
words For Duncan. They add a slap before stepping out
of the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Those assholes! Mother fuckin'
assholes!! They broke Danger's neck!!

King Royce: They'll pay for this! They'll pay DEARLY
for this!

[The medics come rushing towards the ring as Bronx and
Brooklyn are walking to the back. Duncan frees
himself from the ropes and runs towards Danger. You
can see the tears in his eyes start up, as the gfwa
OMEGA logo appears on the screen just to cut away from
the carnage.]



[Finally the scene returns...]

Randy Boggs: You know what time it is. It’s time for
the Main Event of the night.

King Royce: These two men are no strangers to each
other, I can assure you that.

William Radley: By George, let’s just move to the
highlight reel eh?

[The Big Screen shows some highlight films from their
battle in the Tokyo Dome. They show several moves. But
Namely The Crucifixion heard round the world! The move
that gave Payne the Global Honored Crown Championship.
The one that broke the heart’s of the British
everywhere! We focus back on the Announcers.]

William Radley: It was bloody shambles that match!
Jolly Potter had that won, and Payne had to take
advantage of his bad leg. Shame.

King Royce: The true Champion won!

Randy Boggs: You guys have made it through the rest of
the night, try and hold it together for ONE more
match! Eh?

MAIN EVENT
paYne(c) v. Jolly Potter
{GHC Title Match}

[The announcer is in the ring. He has his mic. The
bell rings.]

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match…

[The announcer is interrupted as ‘Lay Low’ by Dr. Dre,
and Snoop Dogg hits throughout the arena. The fans
start to boo. Tiu shows up from behind the curtain,
and walks down to the ring. He gets in the ring and
grabs the mic from the announcer.]

Tiu: Thank you very much, now get lost!

[The fans boo loudly.]

Tiu: Hush! I have a surprise for everyone. There will
be no Main Event tonight!

[The fans erupt into boos, and some things fly into
the ring.]

Tiu: I’m just joking calm down! The real reason I am
out here is True Godds Inc., The New Dynasty’s last
request of the night. A Main Event calls for a Main
Event Announcer! Not Bob Blow-me, over here.]

[Tiu points to the announcer, who gives him a rotten
look.]

Tiu: So without further ado. May I introduce to you,
the special announcer for the Main Event! AUSTIN
POWERS!

[The fans erupt into cheers, and the building starts
to shake. The Austin Powers theme music plays as
Austin comes through the curtain in his blue felt
suit, and he’s got that Austin Powers walk. He climbs
the stairs and grabs the mic from Tiu. Who leaves the
ring.]

Austin Powers: Wow, baby. I never thought I’d ever be
in a Wrestling ring. And in light of the fact that
it’s my show now, we’re going to put some shag into
it. So, introducing first, The Global Honored Crown
Champion, paYne.

[The crowd boos even before “Pain” by Tupac plays.
PaYne walks out of the curtain. He holds up his title.
The crowd boos, and rocks the mini-arena with their
response. PaYne walks to the ring. He gets in the
ring, and gets on the second rope. He holds his title
up. He gets down and gives Austin the title, who holds
it up. Then, “Praise You” hits, by Fatboy Slim. The
crowd erupts. The ring is shaking, paYne holds onto
the ropes, as Austin fights to keep his balance.
Austin has to yell into the mic to be heard over the
crowd.]

Austin: And… And, introducing, England’s own, The
Jolly Potter!

[Potter throws aside the curtain and shows himself to
the crowd, which roars. Jolly Potter walks down to
ringside. He gets in the ring. Austin hands him the
belt, and he goes up to the middle rope and holds it
up! The building quakes, and quivers like no building
has been shaken before. Jolly Potter steps down, and
hands the belt to Austin, with a hug for his fellow
Englishman. Austin leaves the ring. The bell rings.
Potter, and paYne circle the ring. They lock horns.
PaYne tosses Potter aside easily with is weight
advantage. He smiles arrogantly, as Potter gets to his
feet. He charges, and knocks paYne down with a huge
spear. Jolly gets to his feet, and smiles in the same
arrogant way. The crowd starts to chant, “Potter,
Potter, Potter.”]

William Radley: I guess we know who the crowd likes
more, the better man.

Randy Boggs: These men are not exactly friendly, and
they aren’t going to be.

King Royce: This is going to be a brutal, bitter
match. I pick paYne to win it all.

[The two lock up again. This time Potter gets the
upper hand with a headlock. PaYne pushes Potter off of
him, into the ropes. Potter comes back with a
leapfrog, and then paYne hits the mat as Potter jumps
over him. PaYne bounces back up in time to receive a
clothesline by Jolly Potter. PaYne bounces up, for a
shoulder knockdown by Potter. PaYne up again, and is
hit by the same move. He gets up slower this time, as
Potter stops bouncing on the ropes. Potter helps him
up, and whips him into the ropes. PaYne comes back
with a Crossbody Block, and pin. PaYne gets a one
count, but nothing more.]

Randy Boggs: It’s way to early for a cover.

William Radley: Stupid Americans, don’t you know
anything.

King Royce: Well at the moment, our ‘American’ is
taking his size 10 and shoving up your brit’s keester.

[PaYne gets to his feet, as does Potter. PaYne charges
with a clothesline, but Jolly no-sells. Jolly comes
with a clothesline of his own, but paYne no sells.
Payne grabs Potter and flings him to the ropes, Potter
comes off with slide through the legs, followed with a
belly-to-back suplex. He doesn’t let go, and hits
another, but this time it goes into a pin. 1…2… Payne
kicks out. Potter gets up as does paYne. Payne
charges, but Potter hits a bodyslam. He hooks the leg.
1…2… Payne kicks out. Both men are up again. This time
Potter charges, Payne ducks for the back body drop,
but Potter holds on and rolls Payne into a sitting
pin. 1… Payne kicks out.]

King Royce: You’re brit boy isn’t having much luck is
he?

William Radley: He’s in control of the match, that’s
all that matters.

Randy Boggs: He doesn’t seem to be giving paYne an
inch.

[Both men get to there feet. The lock up again. This
time Jolly cracks paYne in the nose with a head butt.
He follows with an arm drag. PaYne bounces back to his
feet to receive a kick to the stomach, and a DDT.
PaYne doesn’t get up so quick this time, but does roll
over to his hands and knees. Jolly helps him get up to
his feet. He kicks him in the stomach, again, and then
picks him up for a spike piledriver. Potter gets up,
and walks over to paYne. He starts to stomp on him. He
then gets down to a knee, and chokes paYne with his
other knee.]

King Royce: That’s illegal!

Randy Boggs: The ref is trying to stop him, but
Potter, is going to do anything he can to gain the
upper hand.

William Radley: We might have honor, and respect, but
we British are not stupid.

[Jolly finally let’s off. He gets up and picks paYne
up with him. Delivers another DDT to paYne. PaYne
rolls to the outside. Jolly follows. PaYne starts
backing up, crawling backwards. Waving his hands. He
gets to the bell ringers table. He knocks into the
table, and a mic falls off. Potter stops, as paYne
picks up the mic.]

paYne: Potter, please man, common have a heart.
Please, Please. Wait hold on.

[Potter stops, as an Alarm Clock rings, paYne crawls
away to go under the ring. He reaches in and grabs a
portable alarm clock. He shows it to Potter. It says
4:00 with a dot on the PM.]

paYne: Look, Tea Time!

[Potter looks in surprise as two guys come from now
where with a little white table, another two with two
white chairs, and another with some tea and crumpets.
PaYne starts to drink his tea, Pinky up of course!]

King Royce: Never, in my years have I seen two men
completely stop a match, for any reason.

[The announcers stop in disbelief, except William, who
has been delivered a cup of tea, and has started to
drink. Almost everyone in the audience is drinking
tea, as you hear good china, being clinked when people
set down their cups. PaYne has finished drinking his
tea. He takes the cup, and Slaps the cup over Jolly’s
head. The crowd boos at this disgraceful act.]

King Royce: HAHA! Payne has outsmarted the brit!

Randy Boggs: He did at that, and he disrespected a
British custom for centuries.

[Payne grabs potter, as Potter holds his head, from
the cup. Payne picks Potter delivers a powerbomb
through the ‘table.’ Potter is bleeding. PaYne
searches for the mic, and finds it. He picks it up.]

paYne: Look a Bloody brit! How Bloody Bloody!

[PaYne starts to laugh hysterically. He rolls into the
ring, laughing his head off. By the time he stops,
Jolly is almost to his feet on the outside. He is
pulling himself up by the ring apron. He gets to his
feet, only to be knocked off by a baseball slide from
paYne. paYne, picks up Potter and slides him in the
ring. paYne follows. paYne picks up Potter, and
delivers a standing dropkick. He follows up with a
standing senton bomb. He hooks the leg. 1…2… 2.1!
Jolly kicks out.]

King Royce: Well seems as if you’re fellow brit isn’t
faring to well is he?

William Radley: It’s because of Payne’s underhanded
tactics.

King Royce: Excuses, Excuses.

[PaYne, then goes to the outside, and goes underneath
the ring. He pulls out a box, wrapped in X-mas paper.
Then he goes to the announcer’s booth, and picks up a
microphone. He gets in the ring. The ref tries to take
the stuff from him, but no go. He kneels down beside
Jolly.]

paYne: Well, we know a Brit’s favorite breakfast
cereal don’t we?

[paYne unwraps the present. He reveals a box of
cheerios. He fiddles to open the box, and gets it
open, then the bag.]

paYne: CHEERIOS! Hey Jolly you want some Cheerios?

[paYne takes out a few Cheerios and puts them in his
mouth. Jolly spits them back out. paYne drops the box
and mic, then starts to deliver rights and left to
Jolly. He picks him up, and then delivers a Rock
Bottom. He picks up the mic, and the box of Cheerios,
some of which have spilled out onto the mat.]

paYne: Do you not like Cheerios? Well let’s try
something different.

[paYne takes a few Cheerios and dips them in Jolly’s
open wound.]

paYne: Look! Bloody Cheerios!

[He shoves them in Potter’s mouth, and then throws the
box at the crowd, who begin to boo him.]

Randy Boggs: What a blatant disrespect for another
culture.

King Royce: Isn’t it great?

William Radley: Despicable.

[paYne goes back to the attack. He stomps on Potter,
and then helps him up to his feet. He goes to deliver
a right, but Potter blocks. Potter blocks a left too,
then a headbutt by Potter. Potter delivers a
four-punch combo (left backhand, right forehand, right
backhand, left forehand) paYne is reeling. Potter with
a scissor kick, knocking paYne onto his stomach.
Potter picks paYne up, only to knock him down again
with a short-arm clothesline. He follows up with an
elbow drop.]

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter is unrelenting in his
attack. He wants to win this one for the home crowd.

King Royce: He’s not making many mistakes that is for
sure.

[Potter picks paYne up, and Delivers a flipping
dropkick. Followed by a standing Senton Bomb. Then he
wraps paYne’s arm up for an armbar submission. He
wrenches back on it, but paYne isn’t affected to
badly. Jolly Potter let’s go of the arm. He drags
paYne over by the arm to the ropes. He sits on paYne’s
arm, which is suspended by the ropes. He sits on it
again, and again. Then he sits on paYne’s back and
pulls his arm back ward. paYne lets out a scream of
pain.]

William Radley: He’s showing his British side. He’s
concentrating slowly on paYne’s arm. BREAK IT OFF!

King Royce: Sicko!

[Potter gets up. He holds out paYne’s arm, and drops a
knee on it. Then an elbow drop on the arm. Potter sets
Payne’s arm on the ropes again. Potter goes to the
top, and delivers a top rope elbow drop right onto
paYne’s arm. paYne winches in pain, and rolls over
onto his arm, clutching it. Potter picks Payne up, and
picks him up on his shoulder. He delivers a shoulder
breaker to paYne. paYne clutches his arm in pain.
Potter picks him up again, he hoists him up on his
shoulder, but paYne wiggles out of the move. He drops
to his feet, and delivers a belly-to-back suplex to
Potter. He clutches his arm.]

Randy Boggs: paYne showing signs of life.

King Royce: He’s showing his brains here, not allowing
Potter to get the same move twice.

[Potter gets to his feet, and stomps on paYne’s
shoulder. paYne catches Jolly by surprise, when he
turns around, and grabs his foot, and rolls over with
his foot in hand. Potter falls to the mat, and paYne
has an anklelock applied. Potter tries to get loose,
but no go. He starts to crawl toward the ropes. paYne
tries to pull him back, but loses his grip, cause of
his arm. Potter, crawls to the rope, as paYne tries to
shake of his arm injury. Potter gets up. He walks over
to paYne, and picks paYne up. paYne however kicks
Jolly in the stomach. He shoves his head between his
legs and raises Jolly up for the crucifixion!]

King Royce: paYne’s gonna win!

William Radley: It’s not over until the ugly American
sings!

[PaYne’s arm gives out, and he drops Jolly. Jolly has
paYne’s arms locked, and slides him down his back for
the pin. 1…2…THRE! NO paYne kicks out and flips onto
his feet, Jolly stands up at the same time, paYne
delivers a dropkick, knocking Potter back down. paYne
charges, he hops over Potter, and goes for a
lionsault, but Potter rolls close to the ropes and
paYne misses. Both men are on their feet. Potter
charges with a Dropkick, but paYne slaps his feet out
of the way. And follows Potter’s drop to the mat with
an elbow drop.]

Randy Boggs: A series of counters from both men.

William Radley: I can assure you Potter knows exactly
what he has going on inside his noggin.]

[paYne is back to his feet. He’s moving his arm around
trying to shake off the minor injury. Potter slowly
gets to his feet, paYne charges, but gets an arm drag
for his troubles, but is back to his feet. Potter
knocks him down again with a backwards flying elbow.
paYne no-sells and gets right back up. Potter is
already in the midst of bouncing off the rope when
paYne gets up. Potter goes for a cross body block, but
Payne catches him, he drops Potter with a swinging
piledriver.]

Randy Boggs: Both men are on top of their game,
neither one making a mistake.

King Royce: Potter isn’t using his strong suit. A Fast
paced game is more paYne’s style so why is Potter
using it?

[paYne picks Potter back up. He sends him into the
ropes, paYne leapfrogs, and then delivers a back kick
to Potter’s stomach, and follows it up with a
faceplant. paYne rolls JP over on his stomach, and
covers. 1…2… Jolly got his shoulder up! paYne gets to
his feet, and delivers a leg drop on Potter. paYne
picks Potter up, only to bring him down with a
swinging neckbreaker. paYne rolls over, and leans on
Potter, with both his hands on Potter’s neck. Potter’s
feet kick the mat. The ref counts and makes paYne
break the hold. paYne lets go only to go right back to
it.]

William Radley: This man is a lunatic. He’s a cheat,
he’s not a true champion.

King Royce: He’s doing exactly what you’re bloke did!

[paYne lets go of his hold. He picks Potter up. He
picks him up and sits him on the top rope. paYne goes
to the outside, and goes under the ring and pulls out
a table! He sets it up. He climbs to the apron. He
grabs Potter’s arm. Potter goes through the table as a
result of a paYne CRUCIFIXION! paYne raises his arms,
the crowd boos at his arrogance. paYne jumps off the
apron, and grabs a chair. The ref comes out to try and
stop him, but receives a chair to the head for his
troubles. paYne takes a the chair and goes up to the
top rope. He jumps off, and delivers a legdrop with
the chair to Potter. Potter is out, and paYne seems to
have hurt himself in the process.]

King Royce: I thin paYne hurt himself more in that
move than he did Potter.

Randy Boggs: He’s using all his tricks here tonight.

[paYne gets up and rolls Potter into the ring. paYne
covers. But the ref is still out.]

Randy Boggs: The ref is out! What is he gonna do?

King Royce: Here comes another ref.

[The ref, who is wearing a mask comes out. He starts
the count. 1…2… the ref doesn’t hit the mat a third
time. paYne looks at him. He gets up and gets in the
refs face. The ref points to his shoulder, saying the
shoulder was up. paYne look frustrated at the ref. He
goes to the outside to grab the chair. He goes to the
top. He takes a breath, and jumps. He tucks the chair
behind his arm, looking to deliver an elbow drop, but
the ref, dropkicks the chair into paYne’s arm, the one
which was injured earlier. paYne topples to the mat,
clutching his arm. The ref goes to the outside and
grabs a table. He sets it up. He goes into the ring,
he pulls paYne out. He sets paYne on the table. paYne
is still clutching his arm. The ref goes up to the
top. He pulls off the mask. It’s FROSTIE! FROSTIE’S
the mock ref!!]

King Royce: NO! What is Frostie doing? He has no
business in this match.

Randy Boggs: I have no clue, but he’s going to make
his presence felt even more. OH NO!

[Frostie leaps. He delivers the Time Freeze DDT!
(Moonsault DDT) Frostie slowly gets to his feet, and
throws paYne into the ring. He wakes up the ref, and
tosses him in the ring too. He raises his hands, and
gets a mild pop from the crowd, as he walks to the
back. Potter starts to regain some sense. He looks
over to see a fallen paYne. He puts his arm across
paYne’s chest. The ref, barely awake himself. goes for
the slow pin. 1……….2……...2.999999999999999999 paYne
gets his shoulder up! King leaps out of his chair.]

King Royce: YES! He fought it!

William Radley: How in bloody blazes did he pull out
of that?

Randy Boggs: paYne has the heart of a giant, and he’s
not going to give up that easily.

[Both men just lay on the mat, neither really
conscious, both still senseless from their beatings.
After a few minutes, the ref gets up, and Potter
starts to move. He rolls to the ropes. He grabs the
bottom rope and pulls himself to his knees. paYne just
stares blankly toward the sky. Potter, gets on his
feet. He walks slowly over toward paYne, and pulls him
up. Potter hits a superplex. He gets up slowly again.
He picks paYne up. He kicks him in the gut, and throws
paYne’s head between his legs. The crowd erupts in to
cheers.]

William Radley: They know what’s coming! The Clayhead!


[Potter hits! The crowd erupts, Earl’s Court II starts
to rumble again. Potter, rolls paYne over, rather
slowly though. And he covers. 1…2…2.99999999999! paYne
kicks out! Potter slaps the mat he can’t believe it.
Potter gets to his feet, and picks paYne up. He brings
him up in a superplex, but sets him on the top rope.
Potter climbs to the middle rope, He hooks paYne under
his arm, and hits the POTTER PROMISE! (Top rope
implant DDT) Potter covers. 1…2…2.99999999999999!
paYne gets his foot on the ropes. Potter slaps the mat
angrily, and the crowd starts to boo the ref.]

Randy Boggs: Where is paYne getting this from?

King Royce: He’s showing why he is the GFWA GHC
Champion!

[Potter gets up. He picks paYne up too. He whips paYne
into the ropes. He goes for the tilt-the-world
backbreaker, but paYne counters with a hurricanranna.
Potter gets back up, paYne stays down til Potter helps
him back up. He goes to whip him into the ropes again,
but this time paYne reverses and sends Potter for a
ride. paYne delivers a tilt-the-world piledriver. Both
men are down, neither moving. The ref, isn’t
counting.]

Randy Boggs: Yet another ref who wants to see a fair
winner.

King Royce: Wow, paYne is showing his resiliency.

William Radley: Potter, isn’t done yet, he’s got just
as much fight as paYne does!

[Potter starts to move first. paYne sits up, slowly,
and starts to move his injured arm around. Potter gets
to his feet. He helps paYne to his feet. paYne
immediately docks Potter with a right hand. Potter,
no-sells and connects with a headbutt. paYne no-sells
and hits with another right. No sell. Potter hits a
flipping dropkick, but paYne is right back to his
feet, as he connects with a dropkick of his own.
Potter no-sells and gets right back to his feet to
meet paYne toe-to-toe. paYne elbows Potter, and again!
paYne sends Potter into the ropes, but Potter comes
back with a vicious spear!]

William Radley: Dali-ho! He’s coming back!

King Royce: It’s not over til the English whore sings!

[Potter jumps to the second rope, and comes off with a
mini-moonsault. He hooks the leg. 1…2…2.5! paYne kicks
out. Potter back to his feet. He goes to wrap paYne up
in a figure-four, but paYne quickly crawls to the
ropes, and hold on for dear life. Potter, bounces off
the rope, and comes in with a baseball slide to
paYne’s arm. He goes to do it again, but paYne lifts
himself up as Potter goes sliding to the outside. He
goes to grab paYne, but paYne rolls away from the
ropes in time. Potter jumps on the apron. He jumps in
the ring, as paYne gets to his feet.]

King Royce: paYne is slowly fighting back!

William Radley: Potter has him right where he wants
him.

[paYne bounces off the ropes, Potter, goes for a power
clothesline, but ducks and gets Potter in a chokehold.
paYne has Potter’s head and arm locked in his grip.
Then paYne picks him up, t-bone suplex! paYne follows
up with an elbow. He picks Potter up, he kicks him in
the gut and delivers a jackknife powerbomb! He picks
Potter up again, and sends him into the rope. He kicks
him in the gut again, and a sitting powerbomb ensues.]

King Royce: You’re brit isn’t faring too well.

William Radley: He’ll come back!

[paYne picks Potter up, and hits a sitting faceplant.
paYne picks him up again, this time, he bounces off
the ropes. He treats the ropes by the turnbuckle like
a ladder, using each one to go higher, only to come
off with a spinning kick to Potter, knocking Potter
head over feet. He covers. 1…2…2.99999999999! Potter
kicks out. paYne picks him up again. Spinning
neckbreaker by paYne. cover. 1…2…2.8888888888888
potter gets a shoulder up. paYne picks him up again.
He sets him up on the top rope. paYne climbs to the
top rope. He jumps and hits a hurricanranna pin combo.
1…2…2.9999999999999999! Potter barely kicks out.]

Randy Boggs: Now Potter is showing us his guts!

[PaYne picks him up again. This time he delivers a
release belly-to-belly suplex. He bounces off the
ropes, hops over Potter, and hits a Lionsault. 1…2…NO!
paYne can’t quite get the 3 as Potter gets a shoulder
up. paYne smacks the mat. He gets up and picks Potter
up. He picks him up in a crucifixion! He holds him
there for a few minutes. He throws Potter down
fiercely. Potter’s head bounces off the mat. paYne
covers. 1…2…3! PAYNE WINS! PAYNE WINS!]

King Royce: BOO YAA! Brit boy! BOO YAA!

[William Radley slaps his headphones on the table and
the crowd lets out a big gasp! paYne rolls to his
feet, as the ref holds up his hand and hands him his
belt. paYne pulls his hand away, not wanting to be
touched. He raises his belt arrogantly.]

Randy Boggs: That’s it for this week ladies and
gentlemen, we’ll see you next week!

King Royce: We head back to America, and Asbury Park!
We’ll see you there ladies and gentlemen.

[The scene fades with the gO rights notice, and paYne
holding up his belt.]

~~Match Credits~~

AJ vs. Ricky Green-AJ Fortay
Nate Crow & Kenny Dardano vs. Japanese Jalopies {Tag
Team Match}-Jonny C
Val and Jonny C-Nate
Butch and Frostie-Nate
TMP/NVC-Dupin
Payne and JP-Nate

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