October 14th, 2001 | Tolworth Recreation Centre | Surbiton, London
- WELCOMING PARTY -
The scene opens up on the parking lot. Sean Casey's limo drives up as Casey reports for his first day back in the GFWA. His first event back from retiring. You can see Tiu, and Thor coming from the locker room.
Thor: Hey Casey, Bronx sent us to welcome you back?
Sean Casey: Sent you? What a prick? What he couldn't come do it himself, ungrateful bastard. I think I'm going to pay Bronx a visit and remind him why he's here.
Tiu: Sure, right this way.
Thor and Tiu lead Casey toward the locker room area.
- INTRODUCTION -
The gO logo, no music, nothing but the damn logo. That's what we open up to. After that fades out we open inside the Tolworth Recreation Centre. Nearly 2,700 fans are packed into the Centre, and many of which have signs. Man, what a rarity. There haven't been signs at a GFWA event in a LONG time. What a nice change of pace. Anyway, if you listen closely you can here a chant. The chant is "We love you Potter, we do, We love you Potter, we do!" They love The Jolly Potter here. He is the home country boy. The camera pans the audience, before we head over to the broadcast team of Randy Boggs and King Royce.
Randy Boggs: Welcome everyone to the first global TV in Europe! We are live at the Tolworth Recreation Centre in Surbiton, London! Man, it feels great to be surrounded by almost three thousand fans screaming at the top of their lungs.
King Royce: I had almost forgotten what it was like to actually here an active crowd. Man this is awesome!
Randy Boggs: And speaking of awesome, tonight's show is shaping up to be extremely awesome! We have the return of Hall of Famer, "Live~Wire" Sean Casey! Who we just saw arrive here and plans to meet with Bronx.
King Royce: Plus NVC in action! YES! YES!
Randy Boggs: You and your Max Danger fixation. And besides that we have three men vying for a shot at paYne's GHC Championship! Kan, The Jolly Potter, and Ricky Green will all go into the Four-Way match with Jose' Jose', and whomever comes out with the 1-2-3 on Jose' Jose' will earn a shot at the title.
King Royce: I don't see how Ricky Green can lose this one. But the country boy, Potter, should be the favorite, because there's no telling what these fans will do if he loses. For his and everyone's elses sake, he had better win.
Randy Boggs: Plus in our big main event, Bronx and Brooklyn, collectively known as The Manhattan Project and the GHC Tag Team Champions, will go one-on-one for the OMEGA Championship.
King Royce: And in order to stop any shenanagins, Max Danger will be the special guest referee!
Randy Boggs: Tonight is just going to be one hell of a show! So don't go anywhere!
- WELCOME BACK -
Thor, Tiu, and Casey get to Bronx's room.
Thor: There you are.
Sean Casey: Thanx.
Casey knocks on the door. After a minute the door opens.
Sean Casey: It's about time you opened up the damn door.
Bronx: Welcome back Sean.
Sean Casey: What you couldn't be bothered to come tell me that? You had to send your yuppies? Gimme a break. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be here, and you certainly wouldn't have any fans. Yet you can't come see me, I have to find you. Ingrate. You should know I am the best!
Bronx turns away in an apathetic manner. Casey turns him and makes him look him in his eyes.
Sean Casey: Listen here punk. I beat the best of best. I've held that GFWA World Title. I've beaten all the greats. I was the best.
Bronx: Was.
Sean Casey: What was that?
Bronx: Nothing.
Sean Casey: Speak louder!
Bronx slugs casey. He grabs him by his shirt and tosses him against a wall, and punches him 3-4 times. He knees him the gut. He grabs his chin and slams his head against the wall. Casey tries to fight back, but Tiu and Thor hold his arms back while Bronx gets in his face.
Bronx: YOU WERE THE BEST! I AM the best! You're just like DD, and JA, and T2SF, washed up, No good, no bodies, just trying to hang around with the youngin's long enough. Well Bull shit. You can't cut it here. We're too fast, to skilled, and way more smarter than you idiots. You and your cocky grins, and think you're the shit smiles.
Bronx spits in Casey's Face.
Bronx: That's what I think of you and you're world title reign. Fact is you've NEVER EVER! Beaten Bronx. And fact is you never will! Sean Casey, you ain't nothing but a has-been. Get this prick out of my face.
Bronx knees Casey in the gut one more time. Tiu and Thor carry him off into the hall. There is a trash can near his locker room. They stuff him head first in the can. They kick at it maliciously, then they head back into Bronx's room.
- WANTING REDEMPTION -
As we fade back to the arena, "Flight of the Bumblebee" starts up. Out walks Hal Stanton, alone, who looks mighty pissed. He heads down the catwalk, then enters the ring. He gets a microphone from Yugi Kazomin, and steps to the center of the ring.
Hal Stanton: Last week, I had my ass beat by The Manhattan Project. I had the opportunity to win gO gold, and I blew it. I know this, and so does everyone else. But I'm not finished. I'm tired of being made to look like a fool. So tonight, I want some real competition. Bronx or Brooklyn, get your ass out here so I can get my redemption!
There is a moment of silence, then Woden stands up in the first row. He is handed a microphone, but Hal doesn't see him.
Woden: Hey Hal.
Hal turns around and sees Woden in the first row.
Woden: You don't want anything to do with TMP tonight, trust me. So as the head of True Godds, Inc. and part owner of this company, I'll give you a match. A match against whomever is handy backstage. I don't know who it will be, but he'll be worthy competition for you.
Woden hands his microphone over to Yugi, as Hal tosses his down. He looks to the entrance way, as we fade backstage.
- OLD ENEMIES REJOIN -
Backstage, Sean Casey is getting up off the ground. He leans against his locker room door when Max Danger walks up. He helps Casey get upright. Casey then looks at who it is, and takes a step back.
Sean Casey: What do you want?
Max Danger: Hey, calm down man. I just wanted to wish you luck on your return. And when I saw what Bronx did to you, I rushed over here to help.
Sean Casey: Well, thanks. It's good to be back.
Casey looks to be in a lot of pain when Brad Robinson joins the scene. He taps Danger on the shoulder, prompting him to turn around.
Max Danger: What?
Brad Robinson: I want to work.
Max Danger: Ok. We don't have an opening for tonight, so we'll work on something for next week.
Brad Robinson: No, no. Hal Stanton just made an open challenge, and I want to face him. Seeing as I'm "The Main Event" I should be on this show. It's the least you could do, considering you've let Jose' Jose' main event TWO straight shows.
Max Danger: Fine, whatever.
Brad Robinson: Cool, thanks man. You're a good friend.
Brad hugs Max, then runs off. Max looks on in confusion then turns back around. Casey isn't there however. Max looks around, not finding him as we fade back to the arena.
"Classy"
Hal Stanton VERSUS "The Main Event" Brad Robinson
{Standard
Match}
Hal Stanton is still waiting in the ring when "Machinehead" by Bush starts up. Out walks "The Main Event" Brad Robinson, to no reaction. He makes his way towards the ring as Hal is waiting patiently. Brad enters the ring and Hal immediately jumps him. Hal pounds on Brad's back then whips him to the ropes. Clothesline from Hal gets one. Another irish whip and a boot to the stomach. DDT by Hal! 1... 2.. kick out. Hal lifts up Brad and whips him into the corner. Clothesline in the corner. Superplex!
Randy Boggs: Hal Stanton isn't wasting any time with Brad here.
King Royce: He's out to prove something Randy.
Hal mounts Brad and hammers him. Another irish whip leads to a sunset flip by Brad. 1.... 2.. kick out! Hal with a spinebuster! Elbow drop!! Irish whip and flapjack! Powerbomb! 1..... 2.... kick out!! Figure Four by Hal!!! Brad taps like a little girl!!! Hal wins! "Flight of the Bumblebee" kicks up, as Hal releases the hold.
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match.... HAL STANTON!!!
Hal looks over at Woden in the first row and says that TMP is next. Hal walks to the back as Crazy Lou checks on Brad in the ring.
King Royce: Man that was quick.
Randy Boggs: Yes it was, and it looks like Hal still wants a piece of TMP.
King Royce: I doubt he'll like it when he finally gets that piece.
- NEW GHC CHAMPION -
Backstage, paYne is sitting on a couch. In front of him is a table with a tray of veggies. The GHC Championship belt is on the couch, as paYne just stares forward with a goofy smile on his face. Suddenly there's a knock on the door. paYne quickly grabs the GHC title and holds it close to him, as he gets to his feet.
paYne: Come in!
In enters Commissioner Butcher. Butcher walks up to paYne, who protects his title by putting it behind his back. Butcher looks at him strangely, then extends his hand. paYne steps back and gets into fighting position.
The Butcher: Man, calm down. I just came here to congratulate you on your GHC Championship victory.
paYne: Oh, thanks man. Hey, since I am so TOTALLY the GHC Champ, does that give me the power to make my own matches?
Butcher kinda gives a weird look, wondering just where that came from. But quickly shoves the improbabitily of the question ever coming up and answers.
The Butcher: Well, yeah, I guess so. Just ones that involve you and the GHC Championship though.
paYne: faTical!
The Butcher: Um, yeah. Well congrats again.
The Butcher and paYne shake hands, then The Butcher leaves shaking his head in disbelief. paYne sits back down on his couch and resumes looking at his GHC title.
- READY FOR HIS RETURN -
The camera cuts to a shot of Sean in his lockerroom, still smarting a bit from the attack earlier. He is standing in front of a mirror taping up his left hand, though and looks focused.
Sean Casey: This is it. Tonight I start my climb up the ladder for the GHC title. And tonight, Johnny Casanova is the first rung.
Sean slaps his wrist, making sure the tape is down and walks out of view as the camera cuts back to the arena.
"Live~Wire"
Sean Casey VERSUS "The Love Machine" Jonny Casanova
{Standard Match}
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones starts to play. What? I said, nevermind. Jonny Casanova steps out, as the fans go silent. They just don't know who he is. Jonny starts down the catwalk, checking out the babes in the audience. Jonny enters the ring as referee Tyler Hendrix checks for any foreign objects. The lights go out and a circle made of thorns appears on the gO banner above the entrance way. A second later a gothic cross appears in the middle of the circle. "The Perfect Circle" appears underneath the design just as "Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up and blue and white lights start to strobe to the beat of the music. The crowd lets out a tremendous pop as Sean Casey walks onto the catwalk. He points to the crowd and then to himself and smiles. Sean walks down to the ring and ho-ps over the top rope. He walks over to the turnbuckle and crosses himself before turning around.
Yugi Kazomin: Introducing first... JOOOOONNY CAAAASAAAAANOOOOVAAAAA!!
Jonny still gets no reaction as he stretches in the corner.
Yugi Kazomin: And his opponent..... SEAAAAAN CAAASSSSEEEEY!!!
Sean gets a great reaction, as the fans remember him from the old GFWA. Yugi exits the ring, as Tyler calls for the bell. Sean and Jonny circle each other then lock up. Side headlock by Casey, and gets a takedown. Jonny counters with a head scissors but Casey kips out of it. Jonny grabs the headlock now, and Casey hits a back suplex. Jonny back up and walks into an armdrag from Casey. La Majistral Cradle!! 1... 2... kick out!! Jonny and Casey dropkick each other, then Casey ducks a clothesline. Casey bounces off the ropes and gets a cross body. 1... 2.. kick out. Casey with a snapmare on Jonny and gets the chinlock. Into the surfboard, but Jonny gets to his feet. Casey keeps Jonny's arms back, but Jonny tries to power out. He's looking to turn the move around, but Casey releases and hits DDT! 1.... 2... kick out!
Randy Boggs: I don't see any ring rust so far on Sean Casey, King.
King Royce: There doesn't seem to be any, but we'll see how well he does if this match lasts a long time.
Casey pulls Jonny to his feet and gets the front facelock. Casey releases that and hits a gutwrench suplex. Leg grapevine by Casey. Jonny makes the ropes, forcing the break. Jonny rolls out of the ring, as Casey walks over to the ropes. Slingshot cross body by Casey onto Jonny! Casey rolls off of Jonny holding his knee. Casey pulls himself up by the guardrail then grabs Jonny. He rolls Jonny back into the ring, and limps around trying to shake the pain from his knee. Casey rolls back in and gets to his feet. Dropkick to the knee by Jonny! Casey back up and Jonny with a chop block! Jonny stomps away at Casey's knee.
Randy Boggs: Uh ok, Jonny has found himself an opening.
King Royce: Casey's knee isn't at 100%, and many have said he came back too early. We'll see right now.
Jonny tosses Casey into the corner and puts his leg on the second rope. Jonny kicks at Casey's leg, but Casey fires back with a right. Casey has Jonny reeling, then knees him in the stomach. Casey used his bad knee, but it doesn't stop him. Casey grabs Jonny and sets up for a brainbuster. He has Jonny up in the air, but his knee gives out. He drops Jonny, but falls on his hands and knees himself. Jonny recovers and gets an Oklahoma Roll on Casey! 1... 2.. kick out!! Jonny picks up Casey and whips him to the ropes. Dropkick to the knees! Figure Four!!!!
Randy Boggs: This one could be over!
King Royce: The crowd is firmly behind Casey, and are screaming for him to get out of the hold.
Casey desperately makes the ropes after several seconds in the hold. Jonny releases the hold and pulls Casey to his feet. Jonny kicks at Casey's knee, and on the fourth one, Casey catches his leg. Casey spins Jonny around but Jonny blocks the clothesline and hits a T-Bone suplex on Casey! 1... 2... kick out! Jonny grabs Casey and whips him into the corner. Jonny charges in, but Casey moves. German suplex by Casey! 1.... 2.... his leg can't keep the bridge. Casey pulls himself up in the corner, and Jonny charges in with a dropkick. Casey moves and Jonny slides under the bottom rope and crotches himself on the ring post.
Randy Boggs: Oh man, that's gotta hurt!
King Royce: I can feel his pain from over here.
Jonny gingerly pulls himself up and Casey nails him with an elbow smash. Another one, followed by another and another. Jonny blocks one and gets a fireman's carry, but Casey flips onto his feet and nails another elbow smash. Jonny kicks Casey in the knee to stop it all, then hits a knee breaker. Single leg crab by Jonny!!! Casey is struggling and struggling and makes the ropes. Jonny pulls Casey to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Flapjack by Jonny! He goes for the STF by Casey rolls away. Jonny clotheslines Casey out of the ring. Casey lands on his feet and Jonny tries a baseball slide but Casey slides back into the ring. Jonny jumps onto the apron and Casey dropkicks him off. Casey gets to his feet and shakes his knee.
Randy Boggs: Casey is starting to come back now.
King Royce: But just one slip up and this one will be over for him.
Casey runs across the ring, then tries the Space Flying Tiger Drop, but his knee gives out. Jonny rolls back into the ring and covers him. 1..... 2.... kick out!! Jonny picks up Casey and hits the Pukka-Up-Punch[punch combo]. It knocks Casey down and Jonny heads up top. Tunnel of Love[five star frog splash]!!!! Casey moves!!!! Casey clotheslines Jonny out of the ring. Jonny is knocked against the guardrail. Casey with a suicide dive, knocking Jonny over the railing!!! Casey climbs over the railing and nails Jonny with a Roaring Elbow!! It knocks Jonny down. Casey returns to the ring.
Randy Boggs: What's he going to do now?
King Royce: I don't know, but it can't be good for his knee.
Jonny is making his way to his feet in the fourth row of the arena. Sean quickly hops onto the turnbuckle and the crowd buzzes. With one leap, Sean does a rolling senton bomb into the crowd and onto the standing Casanova. The crowd goes nuts!! Casey pops up, holding his knee, but soaks in all the cheers. He grabs Jonny by the head and tosses him back over the railing. Casey climbs over too and climbs into the ring. Jonny is on the apron, and blocks a Casey right. Jonny knocks Casey back with a knee to the gut and tries a springboard clothesline! Casey stops that with a kick to the stomach and hits the Innovation[Exploder '98]!!! 1..... 2.... 3!!!
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match.... SEEEAAAAN CAAAASSSSEEEEY!!!
Sean rolls off Jonny Cosanova and makes it to his feet. He climbs the turnbuckle and holds his right fist in the air as "Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up again. Sean climbs down and turns to see Jonny Casanova slowly getting to his feet. He steps back, signaling for Live![superkick]. As Jonny turns toward him, the crowd roars in anticipation. Sean instead steps over to him and shakes his hand. Jonny looks suprised, but shakes back. Johnny rolls out of the ring as the ref raises Sean's hand to an incredible pop.
Randy Boggs: What a man. What sportsmanship.
King Royce: What crap! I hate sportsmanship!
- MORE CONGRATULATIONS -
We head backstage again, where paYne is polishing his GHC Championship. He still has that goofy smile on his face when there's another knock at the door. paYne grabs his title quickly and searches around. He then puts it behind one of the pillows and straigthens his clothes.
paYne: Who is it?
Frostie: It's me, Frostie.
paYne: Ok, come on in.
paYne looks kinda nervous that Frostie could find his GHC Title, but smiles anyway as Frostie enters. Frostie looks at paYne and is wondering what's with the nervousness and all, but he doesn't ask.
Frostie: Hey, I was wanting to congratulate you on your title victory.
paYne: Hell, it was no problem. Everyone in this fed so totally reeks of Sonicness. I could beat them all with my arms tied behind my back. Especially you. But thanks anyway.
paYne starts to walk off as Frostie stands there shaking his head. Then paYne stops, he turns back to Frostie, who is looking back at him.
paYne: This is my locker room, so you should probably be the one who leaves.
Frostie: (still in disbelief) Yeah, I guess so.
paYne starts to lead Frostie out when Frostie stops.
Frostie: Why do you have your title behind a pillow?
paYne: Um.. it was sleepy. Goodbye.
Frostie: Bu...
Frostie can't finish what he's about to say as paYne forces him out of the room and slams the door shut.
paYne: I can't trust anyone now. They all want my gold. Not that I blame them.
paYne quickly rushes over to his title and grabs it as we fade out.
- BIG ANNOUNCEMENT -
Denise Lopez is standing by with Commissioner Butcher backstage. In the background you can see Nikki is keeping an eye on Denise Lopez making sure she doesn't make a move on her man. Denise Lopez raises the microphone to her mouth to begin.
Denise Lopez: Last week at the Frostie versus Jolly Potter match, Ricky Green interfered and screwed the Jolly Potter out of the win. Potter obviously had his hand under the ropes but Green made sure the referee didn't see it. Commissioner, have you come to a decision on the outcome of that match?
Commissioner Butcher: Denise, my job is a tough one and I've been thinking about the match a lot. What Green did was not very bright and I think we can all see why he's never really been a gfwa OMEGA superstar.
The crowd pops for this comment.
Commissioner Butcher: But, the decision of Frostie winning the match WILL stand.
The crowd suddenly boos because they know that their favorite wrestler just got screwed.
Commissioner Butcher: Don't even think that I'm getting back at Potter for ruining my hotel room. He's the one that's paying for it anyway with this week's salary. This is just despicable what's going on around here right now. We've got people running around doing whatever the hell they want. We've got a female wrestler giving vibrators a bad name. We've got a famous jobber winning matches. But it's all in good entertainment. Isn't that right, Denise?
Denise Lopez: Um, I guess so.
Commissioner Butcher: So, in good entertainment and jolly bloody old fun I've come up with this. Next week we will have a re-match between Frostie and the Jolly Potter. One stipulation though. Green, you'll really like this. If you interfere in this match, well, you're suspended without pay until we go back to America...
The crowd cheers.
Commissioner Butcher: ...and the winner of the match will face you in a Steel Cage match at the October 21st show! Denise, I bet you Ricky is looking a bit Green right now!
Denise Lopez: Wow! Commish, that's a big match.
Commissioner Butcher: It better be. Now, I'm done wasting everyone's time with my ugly face. Let's continue with the event!
Non-Verbal
Communication VERSUS Time For Plan B
{Standard
Match}
"Cross Out The Eyes" by Thursday starts up as Dexter Dunn and Chris Vargas make their way out. They get little reaction as the fans don't know who they are. Chris and Dexter enter the ring when "Born of a Broken Man" slowly starts to play. Out walks Max Danger and Bradley Duncan. They head towards the ring, as the fans boo and cheer. They like Duncan, I assume. They head down the catwalk and enter the ring. Danger jumps to the middle rope and does his Lance Storm pose, while Duncan stands off to his side.
Yugi Kazomin: Introducing first, the team of Chris Vargas and Dexter Dunn.... TIIIIME FOR PLAAAAN B!
They still get little reaction.
Yugi Kazomin: And their opponents, the team of Max Danger and Bradley Duncan.... N-V-C!!!!
They get a loud reaction, despite it being mixed. Yugi leaves the ring as Crazy Lou calls for the bell. Max and Vargas are starting this out. Lock up and Max gets the headlock. Vargas pushes him to the ropes. They hit each other and neither man budges. Vargas runs to the ropes again and Max alley-oops him into the air, but Vargas comes down with a hurricanrana! Max jumps back up and runs into a reverse elbow. Vargas tags in Dunn. They whip Max to the ropes. He ducks the double clothesline, but the double flapjack is unavoidable. Dunn with a kick to Max's chest then whips him into the corner. Dunn charges in but Max hits him with a kick to the face. Max jumps to the top turnbuckle and moonsaults back over Dunn. Dunn rushes out of the corner and but Danger stops him with an elbow smash. Dunn backs up a step, then nails Danger with a smash of his own. Danger has his second one blocked and Dunn hits a lariat!
Randy Boggs: Max has the experience on his side, but Dunn and Vargas' fast-paced action could keep him off balance.
King Royce: Well, uh, Max is one of the faster guys in the company, Randy.
Dunn picks up Max and whips him to the ropes. Dunn knees Max in the stomach. Dunn grabs Danger and whips him to the ropes again. Another knee to the stomach. Dunn tags in Vargas, and they hit a double dropkick to the back of Danger's head. Danger rolls out of the ring as Vargas jumps to the top turnbuckle. Cross body off the top by Vargas, but Danger takes a step to the side and Vargas splats on the ground. Danger rolls Vargas back in, but Dunn hits Danger with a flying knee off the apron. Vargas is talking with the ref as Dunn whips Danger into the guardrail. Dunn unloads on Danger with punches, then pulls him position for a piledriver! Duncan jumps off the apron and runs around the ring. He lariats Dunn, then rolls Danger back into the ring.
Randy Boggs: Good thing Duncan saw that, or Danger would have been dead.
King Royce: That's what good tag teams are about, teamwork.
Duncan picks Dunn up on the outside and suplexes him onto the guardrail. Duncan heads back to his corner when Vargas nails him with a suicide dive!! Vargas with a DDT on Duncan on the outside!!! Vargas jumps up, getting some boos, then jumps back onto the apron. He turns towards the crowd, who boos. Danger is back up and grabs Vargas in a full nelson. Danger powers Vargas up and nails Vargas with a Dragon Suplex!!! 1..... 2.... kick out!!! Danger and Vargas both roll onto their feet and Vargas ducks a Danger lariat, and hits a springboard crossbody! Danger rolls through, but Vargas rolls through that, and Danger rolls through THAT and locks on a cross armbreaker!!! Vargas is in the ropes.
Randy Boggs: Lots of countering there.
King Royce: Danger knows what he's doing in there.
Danger rolls to his corner as Duncan finally gets back. He tags Duncan in, who pulls Vargas onto his feet. Irish whip by Duncan and he hits Vargas with a powerslam. Vargas pops up in a sitting position and Duncan lays in the kicks to his back. Duncan jams his knee into Vargas' back and pulls back on his arms. Dunn runs into the ring and breaks up the hold. He whips Duncan to the ropes, but his lariat is blocked. Dangerous III[roaring elbow] on Dunn!! Dunn is out and rolls to the outside. Duncan turns back around and is hit with a leaping clothesline from Vargas. It knocks Duncan back a step, but he comes back with an elbow smash. He grabs Vargas' head and starts to ram his knee into Vargas's face! It knocks Vargas to the ground. 1..... 2...... Dunn pulls Duncan out of the ring. Flowing DDT on Duncan on the outside!!
Randy Boggs: Finally someone was able to take Duncan down.
King Royce: Despite his handicaps, he is one tough and smart competitor.
Dunn slides into the ring as Danger jumps in. Danger ducks the double clothesline again, and hits a double dropkick onto Time for Plan B. Danger picks up Dunn and whips him to the ropes. Danger with a lariat. Vargas back up and Danger dropkicks him. Both men lean against the ropes and Danger clotheslines both men over. Danger jumps onto the apron. Asai moonsault!!! Vargas and Dunn catches him! Double brainbuster!!! Dunn and Vargas jump up, getting some cheers for the move, but also some boos. Strange. Vargas and Dunn roll Duncan back into the ring. Vargas joins him, as Dunn picks up Danger on the outside. Piledriver on the floor!!!! Vargas with a standing side kick! Diamond Cutter!!! 1..... 2..... thr... kick out!!! Vargas picks Duncan back up as Dunn slides back into the ring. Vargas and Dunn hit 3D!! 1..... 2.... THRE... KICK OUT!!!! Dunn picks up Duncan and puts him on his shoulders. Vargas climbs to the top turnbuckle! Duncan chokes Dunn with his legs, as Vargas leaps off the top. Clothesline by Duncan on Varags, who was going for the bulldog of the top!! Dunn with an electric chair drop on Duncan to end that.]
Randy Boggs: What an awesome display by Duncan!
King Royce: But with Danger out, NVC is finished, as much as I hate to say it.
All of a sudden, from under the sides of the ring, pop out Thor, and Tiu. Tiu is closest to Danger. He gives him a quick clothesline. Thor is on the side of where Bradley is standing. He pulls his feet out from under him as his mouth hits on the apron. He is bleeding from his mouth. Tiu is stomping on Danger, who quickly bites Tiu's ankle. Woden, jumps the guardrail, as Danger gives a low-blow to Tiu. Tiu goes down to one knee. Max kicks him in the face. Then he recieves Woden's cane to the back of his head for his trouble. Woden starts pounding on Max with his cane. Then Dexter Dunn does a baseball slide and Kicks Woden in the face. He starts to pummle Woden, and Vargas does a dive to the outside on top of Thor. Vargas and Dunn start to pumble Woden and Thor. Sean Casey runs out, as Tiu starts to get up. He gives Tiu a quick Clothesline back down to the ground.
King Royce: This is getting out of hand. WAIT IT'S Brooklyn!
Brooklyn comes running down with Ching Fo-Pu right beside him, and Bronx a few steps behind them. Ching Fo-Pu takes Vargas' head off with a enziguri Kick. Brooklyn hits Dunn with a Big Boot, and Bronx Hits Casey with a Flying Elbow Smash. Bronx starts to beat Casey's head into the guardrail. Brooklyn throws Dunn into the ring post and follows up with an elbow smash, making Dunn's head snap back against the Post once again. Ching helps Thor up and starts to stomp on Bradley. Brooklyn stops beating Dunn, who is almost out of it anyway, to help Woden up. Woden shrugs him off, and brooklyn goes back to beating upon Dunn. Danger gets up, almost right behind Bronx, who is stomping a mudhole in casey. He gets to his feet, and pulls some Brass Knuckles out of his tights. He spins Bronx around and cracks him in his forehead. Bronx starts to bleed. Woden is on his feet, he grabs his cane and cracks Danger on his Head. Danger immediately collapses. He is out cold. Woden helps Tiu to his feet, and Brooklyn grabs Bronx and slings him over his shoulder. Thor and Ching take a few more stomps at Bradley, then join the other 4. Woden has a mic in his hand.
Woden: Max Danger! I own you! How dare you even consider trying to bring a rift between TMP. Now you will pay! Next week Max Danger! You will fight the Butcher! In a one on one Barbwire Bat Death Match! As for Plan B, Bradley, and Casey! Hmm... What do to with you!
Bronx is now off Brooklyn's shoulder, and signals for the mic. Woden hands him the mic, while Tiu holds him up.
Bronx: Next week how about we have a 3 on one match. Plan B and Milton Bradley vs. The Dud Wire, Sean Casey. Welcome back Casey!
Woden: Great Idea BOOK IT!
TGI/TMP walk off, a bit wounded, but better off than Plan B, NVC, and Casey.
- HE LOVES THE GOLD -
Backstage again, and paYne is looking in a mirror. He has the GHC Championship on his shoulder and he's smiling.
paYne: Man, you're so handsome. And look at that gold on your shoulder, no one else can say they have a belt like this. Everyone wishes they could, but they can't. They are all sonical and I am faTical. I so reek of amazingness! Look at me, I'm the greatest! No one in this fed can beat me. I should just retire now.
There's a knock at the door, which stops him. paYne quickly straps the title around his waist, and answers the door. In walks the beautiful Angelica Dawson. She walks straight up to paYne, and rubs his chest and arms as she walks around him and walks.
Angelica Dawson: Big win for you paYne. Great job on the victory.
paYne: Thanks, it was nothing.
Angelica Dawson: But I was thinking, maybe we could get together later, and.... chat. I think we could do some good things together, if you know what I mean.
paYne: Sure do, but I was in a tag team before and I didn't like it. Plus I'm the GHC Champion, I don't need to work with anyone else.
Dawson stops in her tracks, kinda stumped at paYne's response. She just shakes her head and gets close to paYne's ear.
Angelica Dawson: That's not... exactly what I meant.
Dawson rubs her hand down his chest then onto his GHC Title. She was obviously going somewhere else, but the title was in the way. paYne quickly pushes her away.
paYne: Get your hands off my title! I see how it is. You come in here, try to seduce me just so you can get close. Then, when I least expect it you were going to take my title! Well not today missy! Now take your cute little ass out of here!
Dawson just looks on in disbelief. Dawson starts to walk out, and stops. She is about to say something, but just disregards it and leaves.
paYne: Who does she think she is, touching my title that way? I'm going to have to clean it again!
paYne unstraps the title, but quickly puts it back, knowing that a little something was going on downstairs, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
- OUT OF ACTION -
We head over to the trainer's office, where Max Danger is being checked on my the gO trainers. Jessica is there with him, as is Bradley Duncan.
Jessica: Is he okay, Pete?
Pete the Trainer: Yeah, he'll be fine. Just a minor concussion. He should, however, remain out of action. He needs to just rest right now.
Max Danger: But Pete, I've got to ref the main event tonight! I can't sit around here and do nothing.
Max jumps up from the table, but almost loses his balance.
Pete: I'm sorry, Max, but it's for your own good. Can't you get anyone else to do it?
Max looks at Jessica, who nods and leaves.
Max Danger: Yeah, we can get someone.
Max jumps back up on the table, and lays back as we fade out.
- MAKING NEW PLANS -
Backstage again where Woden, Bronx, and Brooklyn are talking. All around the room are TGI members, but only those three are talking. They seem to be agreeing on something, and they all shake hands and smile, as we fade out again.
- MEETING AN IDOL -
Commissioner Butcher is walking down the hall, whistling some stupid tune. He turns the corner and runs in Frostie. They both fall back a little but regain their footing.
The Butcher: Frostie, nice bumping into you tonight.
Frostie: Ah, so your the legendary Butcher in the gO aren't you?
The Butcher: That's what they call me but I think I'm far off from legendary. So are you ready for your match tonight?
Frostie: Am I READY!? Butch you gotta be kidding me, I'm prepared for just about anything in the gO and especially matches, I don't think anyone is really a challenge for me to be really prepared for though... Anyways, It's amazing to run into you, I don't know if you've known this although I kept it to myself most of the time but you inspire me to do good in this business from the old GFWA days to now, and although we haven't quite met in person frequently I feel we already have... somehow...
The Butcher: Well you have been impressive these last couple weeks. You've improved greatly from your Golddigger days. So I inspire you? I'm not that great of an inspiration considering my past. Hey, how about if you do a BIG favor for your inspiration?
Frostie: Don't talk like that Butch, you're a great competitor and a great leader for the new millennium of gO superstars, but I'll have to agree with you on the fact that I improved a lot. It's just that no one had actually knew my true abilities as a gO superstar and now that I have my own spotlight it's time for me to shine. A favor, for you? Anything, just name it...
The Butcher pulls the pink vibrator out of the crotch of his pants and hands in to Frostie. Frostie doesn't know what to do with it but he takes it anyway.
The Butcher: I think Payne wants to steal this from me tonight. It's better off in your hands than in mine. Give it back to me at the end of the show though, ok?
Frostie: Hmmm....This is kind of strange, Butch, but I'll do it anyway. And by the way I was just wondering you think I'll have enough experience in the future of the gO to face you? I know I'm not the best competitor in the gO, but I have a unique talent that others don't and I promise you, I'll give you a hell of a match... someday... I hope.
The Butcher: Thanks. You want to face me?! I'm in retirement, my friend. You're a few months late but if I get hit in the head by something hard and get the idea to come back to the ring, you'll be the first guy I face. Now, I'm off to do some business that goes with the job. Good luck tonight, Frostie.
The Butcher shakes Frostie's hand and walks away, whistling again. Frostie looks at the pink vibrator and an evil thought begins to process through his mind.
Frostie
VERSUS Angelica Dawson VERSUS AJ Fortay
{Triple
Threat Elimination Match}
"Crawling" by Linkin Park starts to play as AJ Fortay makes his way out. He gets a small mixed reaction. He hasn't been featured much lately, so they don't really know if they like or hate him yet. AJ heads down the catwalk and enters the ring. "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 plays next as Frostie makes his way out. There is something in his pants, which is obviously Butcher's pink vibrator. They seem to like Frostie pretty well, as he heads down the catwalk. Frostie enters the ring and immediately goes after AJ. Frostie tackles AJ and hammers him. AJ reverses the positions and hammers Frostie. Frostie pushes AJ off and both men get to their feet. AJ knees Frostie in the stomach, knocking him through the ropes. AJ with a springboard shoulder tackle to know Frostie off the apron, and himself to the floor. AJ grabs Frostie and whips him into the guardrail. Leg lariat sends Frostie over the railing when "Push It" by Static X hits. Out walks Angelica Dawson to a mixed reaction, but they seem more behind her than not. Then again a large "Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..." chant from the drunken section would indicate that they love the woman.
Randy Boggs: What a crude bunch of folks.
King Royce: I've just gained more respect for the people, actually.
Dawson casually makes her way to the ring and steps through the ropes. AJ slides back in and immediately gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Dawson gets on AJ's back and crosses his arms in front of him. Dawson then pulls back on the arms, causing AJ to choke himself with his own arms! AJ is kicking but there's no way out of this hold. Frostie gets back to his feet on the outside and climbs back over the railing. He slides back into the ring and sees what's going on. He runs to the ropes, then comes back with a dropkick to AJ's face!! Frostie then goes to the corner behind Dawson and hits a dropkick from the middle rope on her! Frostie picks up Dawson and whips her to the ropes. Lariat knocks her down and under the bottom rope. Frostie with a shoulder to her gut then hits a sunset flip powerbomb off the apron and onto the concrete to make the crowd go "OOOOO!"
Randy Boggs: What a vicious move by Dawson, making AJ choke himself out!
King Royce: But she got hers in the form of a powerbomb on the concrete.
Frostie slides back into the ring as AJ is leaning in the corner. Frostie walks in, but AJ kicks him in the stomach. He grabs Frostie and tosses him between the middle and top turnbuckles, causing Frostie to hit his shoulder on ring post. AJ pulls Frostie out and hammers on his shoulder. Cross corner whip by AJ, following by a jumping knee to the shoulder. Single arm DDT! 1... 2... kick out. AJ pulls Frostie up, but he counters with a jawbreaker. Frostie with a chop to AJ's throat and hits and inverted stunner! 1..... 2.... Dawson breaks it up. Dawson is staggering about and picks up Frostie. Irish whip is reversed and Frostie gets a drop toe hold. Frost-Byte[crippler crossface], but Dawson rolls away and out of the ring. Frostie heads up top and hits the Dragonrana on Dawson on the outside!!
Randy Boggs: That was amazing!!!
King Royce: That move fuckin' insane!
Frostie slides back into the ring and jumps to the top turnbuckle. AJ is up and Frostie attempts the Dragonrana on him! AJ counters with a sitdown powerbomb!!!! Both men are down, and Dawson is out on the outside. AJ is the first to his feet, but Frostie is up soon afterwards. AJ with some knife-edged chops and a jumping front kick. AJ runs to the ropes, but Frostie takes him down with a drop toe hold. Frostie goes for the Frost-Byte on AJ, but AJ slips away and onto his feet. Frostie kicks AJ in the stomach and tries to take him down again. Backdrop suplex by AJ!!!!! 1..... 2..... kick out! AJ picks up Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Spinning heel kick by AJ! Frostie rolls into the corner and AJ charges in with a rolling kick! AJ lifts Frostie onto the top turnbuckle. AJ joins him and gets behind Frostie. AJ then turns Frostie around and sets up for a top rope powerbomb! Frostie counters and pulls AJ down off the top and face first onto the ground. Frostie is a bit shaken up as well, but is quick to lock on the Frost-Byte!!! AJ is fighting it!! He's an inch away from the ropes!!! He makes the ropes!!!
Randy Boggs: AJ is lucky he was that close to the ropes.
King Royce: EXTREMELY lucky.
Frostie releases the hold and pulls AJ to his feet. Irish whip by Frostie, but AJ reverses it. Back body drop by AJ, but Frostie lands on his feet. Frostie turns AJ around and goes for the Tomikaze, no AJ counters with the J Breaker[verteabreaker]!! Frostie is able to get out and locks on the Frost-Byte in the center of the ring!!!!! AJ taps!!!! AJ is eliminated!!! Frostie doesn't release the hold allowing Dawson to come in and kick him square in the face. DDT by Dawson! 1... .2.... kick out!! Irish whip and a hurricanrana by Dawson!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Dawson picks up Frostie and whips him into the corner. Frostie bounces out and Dawson hits a bulldog after coming off the ropes!! Dawson picks up Frostie and brings him to the corner. Tornado DDT by Dawson!!!! 1.... 2..... thr.. kick out!!!
Randy Boggs: Dawson is on fire, King!
King Royce: She may be pissed because Jose' Jose' stole her black vibrator last week.
Dawson peels Frostie off the mat and whips him into the corner. He gets a foot up to stop her charge, but she counters his lariat by wrapping him up and hitting a German suplex!!!! 1...... 2....... thre... .Frostie's foot is on the rope. Dawson pulls Frostie back up and gives him another German!!! 1..... 2..... thr.... KICK OUT!!!! Dawson picks up Frostie once again and hits a brainbuster!!!! 1..... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!!! Short-Arm Clothesline! Springboard Moonsault!!! 2.99!!! Powerbomb!!! 2.99999!!!!! Hurricanrana!!! NO! Frostie counters with a powerbomb of his own with a sliding pin!!!! 1...... 2...... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!
Randy Boggs: Man, the action is getting awesome, and the fans love it!
King Royce: A guy should never do a sliding pin on a woman, it just looks like something else is going on.
Frostie and Dawson both slowly get to their feet as the fans are firmly into this thing. They both get to their feet. Dawson with Falling Grace[superkick]! Frostie ducks and goes for the Glacier Grasp[katajhme], but Dawson quickly rams him back into the corner! Dawson turns around and is kicked in the stomach. Frostie jumps to the top rope, does a moonsault, but there's no one home to complete the Time Freeze DDT[moonsault into ddt], as Dawson climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Frostie hits a dropkick on her. He climbs up to try a hurricanrana but Dawson hangs on, causing Frostie to splat on the ground. Dawson waits fro Frostie to get up..... Random Violence[diamond dust]!!!!! 1..... 2.... 3!!!!!
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match..... ANGEEEEEEEELIIIICAAAA DAAAAAWSOOOOON!!!
"Push It" hits as the ref lifts Dawson's hand up in the air. The crowd goes nuts as she celebrates her victory.
Randy Boggs: What a match!
King Royce: Now all that's left is for Dawson to get her vibrator back.
- NOT SO FAST -
Backstage, The Butcher is standing alone. He is standing in front of the gO banner, and looks to have something important to say.
The Butcher: As you all know earlier tonight Max Danger suffered a mild concussion, and will not be able to ref the main event. It is my duty, as Commissioner, to come up with a replacement ref for that match. It has come to my attention that True Godds, Inc. plan to have their own referee for that match. And while I do not like Danger and will never like him, I feel I should make myself a part of this match. I have this feeling that Bronx and Brooklyn do not plan to give the fans a match to watch, and are rather going out there tonight to entertain themselves and make everyone else look like idiots. That is why I am going to make myself the special enforcer for the match!
The crowd goes nuts after that remark.
The Butcher: So TGI, we are going into this thing as both minority owners of this company. What you do affects me, and I will make it my business to see to it that you don't ruin OUR business.
The Butcher gets up and walks off as we fade out.
- THE RIVALRY CONTINUES -
Ricky Green is lacing up his boots, getting ready for the match tonight. Suddenly, his locker room door bursts open, and The Jolly Potter comes rushing in and starts to lay into Green. Green weathers the assault, and Potter and Green trade punches before a bevy of officials come in and separate the two.
Ricky Green: You wait Potter! You'll get yours tonight!
The Jolly Potter: Come on then Greendog. Remember who's yard this is. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Potter is bundled out of the room and Green is left seething.
- JAPANESE BLOOPERS -
Backstage we find two heads poking out from around the corner of the hallway. You can hear some snickering back there too. El Tigre and Mysterious X are plotting something. El Tigre has a bucket full of some brownish liquid and Mysterious X is trying to stay calm.
Mysterious X: This isn't going to work, El Tigre
El Tigre: Of course it is, X. Watch this!
They look around the corner again and they see that Bronx and Brooklyn are walking down the hall talking about their main event match, and how much it sucks that Butcher is poking his nose into their business. Bronx and Brooklyn are about to come to the corner and El Tigre jumps out! He trips over Mysterious X's foot and the liquid goes flying in the air and the bucket lands on El Tigre's head.
El Tigre: Ah it burns!
The Manhattan Project looks at the Japanese Jalopies, shakes their heads, and continue on walking. X runs around the corner to see that El Tigre is covered in the brownish liquid. On the bucket there is a label that reads: "American Sewage". El Tigre takes the bucket off his head and X laughs at his partner's misfortune.
Mysterious X: (laughing) So, your plan to cover the Americans with their own excriments failed!
El Tigre: It was your fault!
El Tigre throws the bucket at Mysterious X. X catches it and El Tigre lands a kick to the bucket, knocking Mysterious X to the floor and into the large puddle of waste. They then begin to wrestle each other like children in a mud pit as the scene fades out.
- QUICK CONGRATS -
We hear water running in the background, as if someone were taking a shower. Then, the water stops. Out walks paYne, with the GHC Championship around his waist. That's all that he has on. There's a knock at his door, in walks Sean Casey.
Sean Casey: Remind me to have the leather on that replaced when I win it.
paYne: (chuckles) Like you'll ever win this thing. No one can beat me, man.
Sean Casey: Yeah, that's right. But congrats on winning it man. I know what it's like to finally realize a dream.
paYne: Yeah, because this moment right here is your dream. But no, you can't have an autograph. I wouldn't feel right giving a Hall of Famer my autograph.
Sean gives paYne a look of "man he's a damn retard".
Sean Casey: Right. Well, you just keep that thing in good shape for when I do get my shot. Because I'll only need one shot.
paYne: Of course, getting that shot is the hard part. There's a long line of people who want a piece of me, in more ways than one, and I'm afraid you're at the very bottom.
Sean Casey: Is that right? Well, in time, I'll have made my way up the ladder. And hopefully you're still on top when I get there.
paYne: I'll be dead by the time you get there.
paYne laughs at his joke, as Sean just shakes his head.
Sean Casey: Well, congrats man. That's all I wanted to say.
paYne: Thanks.
Sean then leaves paYne alone there. paYne starts to take off his belt to look at it when he realizes he's not wearing anything. He quickly grabs a towel and wraps it around himself. He then takes off the belt and looks at it.
paYne: Well, it's time to choose my first opponent for the GHC Title.
paYne picks up his tights and a referee's shirt as we fade out.
SEMI-MAIN
EVENT
The Jolly Potter VERSUS VERSUS "The Elite Killa" Ricky
Green VERSUS Kan VERSUS Jose' Jose'
{Four-Way
Match for GHC Title Shot}
"I Know You Want Me" starts to play as several women come walking out. There's about thirty of them, albeit all overweight. Jose' Jose' then walks out, with his fur coat and top hat. He also has a cane and monocal, and heads down the ring. He jumps into the ring and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. He reaches into his pants and pulls out Dawson's black vibrator and holds it high into the air, as the crowd goes nuts. Jose' Jose' jumps down when "Pain" by Tupac plays. Everyone turns to the entrance as paYne, the GHC Champion walks out. He has a microphone in hand as he makes his way down to the ring. He walks past all the women, not liking what he sees, and then climbs into the ring. The GHC Title is around his waist and he has a ref's shirt on.
paYne: Jose' Jose' I'm a little disappointed in your choice of women this week. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. But that's not why I'm out here. No, I'm out here because I want to see who my first opponent for MY GHC Title will be. That's why, in the power vested in me, I pronounce myself the special referee for this match! And only two guys can be in the ring at once. The other two remain on the apron and must tag in. So guys, come on down and win your prize!!
paYne tosses the mic down when "Praise You" by Fat Boy Slim kicks in and out onto the catwalk come The Jolly Potter and Abigail Doyle, looking delightful in a red, white and blue low cut top, short black skirt and red, white and blue slip on shoes. The crowd goes absolutely nuts at their English hero and a POTTER chant quickly starts. Potter extends his arms skywards as Abigail points to him from one side and red, white and blue lights flash around the arena. The pair walk to the ring. paYne and Jose' Jose' are talking as Potter steps into the ring. He says something to Abigail, causing him to turn his back. Jose' Jose' charges at Potter, but Abi warns Potter, who moves. Jose' Jose' hits the corner hard and hits him with the Clayhead!!! Potter covers but paYne won't count. Potter jumps up and paYne grabs a microphone. The crowd is screaming for murder now.
paYne: Now calm down man. I haven't started the match yet, so you can't win yet. Just let the other guys come down and we'll get this thing started.
Potter is pissed but he says alright, and backs away. paYne lifts up the microphone to hit Potter when the crowd starts screaming. Potter turns around and paYne quickly tosses the mic into the crowd and plays dumb. Potter says something to paYne when Jose' Jose' rolls up Potter. paYne signals for the bell and starts to count. 1.. 2.. kick out!! Potter jumps up and gives Jose' Jose' another Clayhead!! He covers but paYne is looking around somewhere else. He gets another microphone.
paYne: Hey man, did you steal the other mic? I can't find it.
The Jolly Potter: (grabbing the mic from paYne) Count, damnit, I want my shot at your title!
Potter touches paYne's belt, and then goes back to cover Jose' Jose'. paYne just looks at his belt, then at Potter. He is disgusted. He quickly licks his shirt and starts to polish his belt. Potter jumps up as Kan comes running out. Guess he got tired of waiting. He rushes the ring and Potter takes him down with a right hand. Here comes Ricky Green, too. Kan back up and Potter back drops him out of the ring. The crowd goes nuts as Potter is waving Green to get into the ring. Green stops on the outside, drawing boos. Jose' Jose' then gets back up, all woozy. He grabs Potter's shoulder and turns him around. Clayhead AGAIN on Jose' Jose'!! Green takes the opportunity to get into the ring, but as soon as Potter turns around he rolls out of the ring. Potter then covers Jose' Jose', but paYne is still polishing his belt. Potter gets up and in payne's face. paYne finally signals for the bell, then reaches into his pockets. He holds his hand out to Potter, who looks confused. He then notices the tic-tacs in his hand. Potter knocks them out of his hand, then pushes paYne aside and clobbers Kan with a lariat!
Randy Boggs: My god this crowd is going fuckin' insane!!!
King Royce: paYne is the BEST ref I've ever seen.
Potter picks up Kan and tosses him back into the corner. Potter hammers Kan with rights when Green crawls back into the ring. He tries to attack Potter from behind, but Potter turns around, and Green stops dead in his tracks. He drops to his knees and begs off, as Potter stalks him. Kan clotheslines him from behind, knocking him forward. Green moves out of the way, as Kan pushes Potter into the corner. Kan kicks away at Potter in the corner when Green walks in. They double team Potter in the corner, then Green pokes Kan in the eyes, and whips him to the ropes. Kan reverses it and hits Green with a big boot. Green rolls out of the ring to avoid further damage. Kan then turns back to Potter who is hammering away, but paYne stops him and forces him out of the ring. The crowd is going rabid as they shout obscenities at paYne. Kan and Jose' Jose' are apparantely the legal men now.
Randy Boggs: paYne is going to be murdered by this crowd before this night is out.
King Royce: If not by them, then by someone. He isn't making many friends here tonight.
Kan whips Jose' Jose' into the corner and stomps away. Kan pulls Jose' Jose' away from the corner and whips him to the ropes. Spinebuster by Kan! Kan doesn't go for the cover though, as he whips Jose' Jose' into the corner. Kan charges in, but paYne jumps in his way. Kan stops short and is wondering what's up. paYne then points to his GHC Championship, and has a big goofy smile on his face. Kan pushes past paYne and grabs Jose' Jose', and whips him across the ring. Kan starts walking across the ring and paYne gets in his way again. Kan just walks around paYne and grabs Jose' Jose'. Kan lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Superplex by Kan!! Kan gets to his feet and paYne has a few words for him about pulling the hair. Kan looks baffled and just covers Jose' Jose'. paYne taps Kan on the back, makign Kan get back up. paYne pulls a mic from his back pocket.
paYne: I wasn't finished talking, man. See what you do is add a little cinammon, and presto, you have an amazing dish to serve your whole family.
Kan: I kan and I will kick your ass if you don't make this count!
paYne: Ok, ok. I was just trying to help with your future family dinners. You don't have to get all pissy. Afterall, I am the GHC Champion, and it's not like...
Kan: Just count the damn pin!
paYne: Ok.
Kan covers Jose' Jose'. And paYne has a little trouble getting the mic back in his pants. So Kan grabs the mic and chucks it in the stands. paYne just looks in amazement as Kan orders him to count the pinfall. paYne slowly gets down and puts his hands under Jose' Jose's shoulders to make sure they are down. 1.......... checks again... 2....... checks again..... kick out. Kan jumps up and starts to yell at paYne. He backs him in the corner, and Potter tags himself back in. The crowd goes nuts as he walks past Kan, who just looks at him. Potter grabs Jose' Jose' and whips him to the ropes. Flapjack by Potter!!! Jose' Jose' gets up and Potter clotheslines him out of the ring. Potter joins him as paYne pulls a book out of his back pocket. Closer examination shows the title of the book to be "Idiots Guide to Being a Referee". paYne goes through the book, as Potter whips Jose' Jose' into the ring post. Then picks him up and rams him crotch first into the ring post!
Randy Boggs: While paYne looks through the referee's book, Jose' Jose' is getting his ass kicked.
King Royce: Potter better be careful though, if paYne finds what he's looking for, he could disqualify him.
Potter sends Jose' Jose' into the guardrail, when paYne puts the book up and finally begins to count. Obviously that was what he was looking for. He reaches two when Potter sends Jose' Jose' back into the ring. Potter picks up Jose' Jose' and kicks him in the stomach. DDT by Potter! He goes for the cover as paYne pulls out the book again. Potter jumps up and grabs the book. He tosses it into the stands, and orders paYne to count, drawing lots of cheers. Potter with a lateral press, as paYne's jaw drops at Potter's actions. paYne climbs out of the ring and hops the railing. He goes searching for the book as Potter watches on. Potter is yelling at paYne as a large "Asshole!" and "Pussy!" chants break out. Jose' Jose' then staggers to his feet. He looks like he's drunk with the way he's wobbling all over the place. Jose' Jose' grabs Potter's tights and rolls him over. He has handful of tights as paYne turns around. He rushes to the ring and but Potter kicks out before he can count one. By the time Potter jumps up and turns around paYne turns back around as if he was still searching for the book.
Randy Boggs: I hope paYne knows what he is doing, because if not, he's going to be in some serious trouble.
King Royce: He's the GHC Champion, Randy, of course he knows what he is doing.
Potter grabs Jose' Jose' and lifts him up over his head. Potter then tosses Jose' Jose' over the top rope and onto paYne!!! Something black pops out of Jose' Jose's pants and paYne sees it. He quickly grabs it and jumps for joy. He shoves it down his pants, under the GHC Title, as a "Faggot!" chant breaks out. paYne quickly denies everything, as he tries to help Jose' Jose' up. But he's dead weight, and Jose' Jose' falls down, ass-up, and paYne is on top of him. The chant grows louder as paYne jumps up and quickly finds the first woman in the first row. He kisses her, despite her protests, to prove his straightness. paYne then grabs Jose' Jose' and tosses him back into the ring. Potter picks up the dead weight and nails him with the Clayhead! paYne rolls back in with a mic, meaning he's not counting.
paYne: You aren't the legal man, Potter. I saw Ricky Green tag in when I was looking for that book.
The Jolly Potter: Bloody hell! I was never tagged out!
paYne: Yes you were. Now get out.
Potter gives paYne the finger, as the crowd is riding his ass. Potter exits the ring as Ricky jumps in, kinda surprised by the announcement too. He quickly covers Jose' Jose', but paYne doesn't count. Ricky jumps up and is wondering why he won't count. paYne pulls the mic back out again.
paYne: Uh, you aren't the legal man either.
Ricky Green gives him a "what?" look, allowing Jose' Jose' to get to his feet. Or rather knees. Backslide by Jose' Jose'.
paYne: Wait, you are the legal man!
paYne drops down to count. 1.. 2.. thre... kick out!!! paYne gets on his knees and says "damnit!". Green gets to his feet and whips Jose' Jose' to the ropes. Dropkick by Green, knocks Jose' Jose' onto the apron. Green grabs Jose' Jose' and prepares to suplex him back into the ring. paYne slides out and holds Green's legs, causing Jose' Jose' to fall onto him. paYne continues to hold Green's leg with one arm and reaches in to count with another. 1.. 2.. Potter stops this one. paYne backs away from Potter, allowing Green to hit a pancha! Green picks up Potter and suplexes him on the guardrail, drawing huge boos. Green then turns to paYne and tells him to make the next count. Green slides in and hits a brainbuster on Jose' Jose'! paYne slides in under the bottom rope. 1...... 2.... paYne puts Jose' Jose's leg on the bottom rope, stopping his count. paYne plays dumb with Green, but Green just picks Jose' Jose' up and powerbombs him in the center of the ring! paYne starts to feel around on the ground, and check his eyes.
King Royce: OH MY GOD!! PAYNE HAS LOST A CONTACT!!! GET A MEDIC OUT HERE NOW!!!
Randy Boggs: He doesn't wear contacts, King.
King Royce: OH DEAR LORD! HE'S LOST AN EYE!!!!!
Green gets up and pulls paYne up. paYne is telling Green he's lost a contact. Green is fuming, but the crowd is actually liking Green being screwed. Green whips Jose' Jose' into the corner, as Potter gets up on the outside. Green lifts Jose' Jose' onto the top turnbuckle, with his feet on the second, and prepares to go for the hurricanrana. paYne stumbles forward and hits the ropes, causing Green to fall. Green gets up and leans on the ropes. paYne pulls back on them like he's fallen again, knocking Green down too. Green gets back up and Jose' Jose' hits the Latino Driver[tornado ddt]!!!! He can't make the cover so paYne pulls Jose' Jose' onto Green. 1.. 2.. Kan breaks it up. Kan picks up Jose' Jose' and knees him in the face, then tosses him out of the ring. Potter slides back into the ring, and Green gets onto his feet. They back paYne into the corner. paYne looks scared shitless, he then reaches into his pockets and pulls out a stick of gum, trying to bribe them. It doesn't work, as all three men start to beat the hell out of the GHC Champ in the corner.
King Royce: HE'S JUST A REF! HAVE SOME MERCY!!!!
Randy Boggs: Shut up, King.
Kan, Potter, and Green back away from the corner, where paYne lies out cold. Potter picks up paYne and tosses him to the outside. Potter then makes his way out onto the catwalk and grabs Jose' Jose'. He brings him back into the ring and hits the Clayhead!! He makes the cover as referee Tyler Hendrix comes running out. Green pulls Potter off and nails him with a right. Green covers and Kan pulls him off. Kan nails Green with a right. Potter then grabs Green and back suplexes him out of the ring!! Potter climbs out and nails Green with an axe handle off the apron. Potter whips Green into the guardrail, as Kan picks up Jose' Jose'. Kan of Slam[pumphandle backbreaker] by Kan, then into the Kan Opener!!!!! Potter sees what's going on in the ring and rushes to stop the hold. Green grabs a steel chair and tosses it at Potter. It clips his knee, and knocks him down from the apron. Jose' Jose' taps!! Kan wins!!
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match and earning a shot at the GHC Championship.... KAAAAN!!
"Prince Charming" by Metallica starts to play as Tyler lifts Kan's arm in victory. Green picks up the steel chair and hammers Potter in the knee! Green places Potter's leg in the chair, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Double stomp from the top rope to the floor!!!! Potter screams in pain!!! Medics come rushing out immediately, as Green continues to beat on his leg! The crowd is trying to get at Green, who just flicks them all off and tries to bait them into jumping the railing. Security rushes out and surrounds Green so that nothing serious happens. The medics tend to Potter as Kan's victory is overshadowed. So Kan just walks to the back.
Randy Boggs: Kan has earned himself a GHC Championship Title match, but everyone had won this match, but paYne just wouldn't count.
King Royce: And I applaud him. None of those men deserve a shot. If anything, Jose' Jose' deserves a rematch. He was screwed last week.
- MASS DESTRUCTION -
Potter has been helped to the back, and Green has been ordered to the back by security. Jose' Jose' is still lying in the ring, as paYne pulls himself up on the outside. He staggers around, as the crowd rides his ass. paYne slides into the ring and crawls towards Jose' Jose'. There's a mic on the ground beside Jose' Jose', one of payne's, so it picks up the talking.
paYne: NOOOOO!! Why God Why? He was so young! Why did you have to take him? Why not me? Take me! He deserves to live, damn it! Let him live!!!
paYne puts his head onto Jose' Jose' chest and begins to cry, when Jose' Jose' sits up, causing paYne's head to go down a little further they paYne would like. paYne immediately jumps up, as a very mean spirited chant starts up again.
paYne: Dude, what's wrong with you!? You're sick! I hate guys! I love WOMEN! But, hey, it's cool you're alive and all.
paYne stands up, and pulls Jose' Jose' up as well. paYne picks up the mic.
paYne: As the GHC Champion, I would like to say that those derogatory comments you've made towards Jose' Jose' were uncalled for.
They start to chant something else. "You're the homo!" I believe.
paYne: Hey, his second preference is his business. It's none of ours. So just leave him alone. But seeing as I'm the GHC Champion, I would like to say that Kan shouldn't be the number one contender. He put his hands on me, so therefore I'm not going to defend my title until we leave this country. Man, does it suck to know that the best country in the world came from here? Does it suck to know you had such a great idea under your noses, only to have it slip away?
The crowd starts to boo.
paYne: But, when we get to America and when this company finds some worthy talent besides Jose' Jose'. I'm boycotting all title defenses. So...
Suddenly the entire gfwa OMEGA roster[minus Potter, Danger, Butch, TGI], walks out. They slowly make their way to the ring.
paYne: What are you all doing? There isn't a match right now. Oh, I see. You want to congratulate me on being GHC Champion. Thanks guys. But this isn't the time for a parade around the arena on your all's shoulders. I don't deserve that.
They slide into the ring, as paYne and Jose' Jose' back up. They take a step forward.
paYne: What's going on?
paYne, knowing full well now, pushes Jose' Jose' forward. The roster just tramples over him and they engulf the GHC Champion. They beat the living hell out of the man, as you can here his screams from the microphone. After several minutes of ass-kickings, the gfwa OMEGA roster backs off. Jose' Jose' and paYne lie there, unconscious, but paYne is cuddling the GHC Title AND black vibrator, so no one could harm them. The crowd is going nuts, as they slowly make their way to the back.
MAIN
EVENT
Bronx VERSUS Brooklyn
{OMEGA
Title Match}
Woden has entered the ring with a referee's shirt on and a microphone in hand. The crowd doesn't like him one bit, but he enjoys the hatred.
Woden: Due to Max Danger being out of it at the moment, (laughs) and seeing as I am part owner of this company, I think it's in the best interest of the next match, that I make myself the special guest referee. This way, there will be no foul play, and you, the fans, will get one hell of a matchup. So, Bronx and Brooklyn, come on down and give these fine people a show for the ages.
Woden tosses the microphone aside as "Bow Wow" by Lil' Bow Wow kicks up. Out walks one-half of the tag team champions Bronx. He has the Tag Team title over his shoulder, and is followed by Tiu and Thor of TGI. Bronx is booed mercilessly as he walks down the catwalk. He steps into the ring and shakes hands with Woden. He jumps to the middle turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd booing him. "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg and Dr. Dre kicks up. Brooklyn, with Ching Fo-Pu, walks out. He has his title around his waist as he is also booed. But for whatever reason, there are some cheers mixed in. He heads down the catwalk, completely focused on Bronx. He jumps into the ring and meets Bronx in the center. They stand toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye.
Randy Boggs: You can just feel the tension between these two. They are the tag champs, and have been around each other tonight, but you can just tell they've been waiting to lock it up for a long time.
King Royce: Many people have been waiting to see this, because both are excellent wrestlers.
Ching Fo-Pu takes Brooklyn's tag title, as Tiu takes Bronx's. They all exit the ring as Woden walks up to both men. They don't shift their focus for one minute when "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up. Out walks The Butcher and the crowd goes nuts. He has an "Enforcer" shirt on and walks towards the ring. He orders the other TGI members to leave ringside and they reluctantly do so. The Butcher then stands on the catwalk, as Woden signals for the bell. Bronx and Brooklyn don't change their focus, when Brooklyn pulls back looking to punch Bronx, but just pokes him in the chest. Bronx doesn't budge. Brooklyn is like "what are you doing?", as Bronx just stands there. Bronx then rears back and does the same thing. Brooklyn doesn't move. Bronx is also wondering what's up. Brooklyn and Bronx then get into a shouting match, making the crowd go nuts.
Randy Boggs: Apparently neither man wants to lay down for the other, despite it looking like that's how it was supposed to be.
King Royce: And Woden doesn't look to happy either.
They continue to shout at each other, as The Butcher smiles. Suddenly both men poke each other and they fall down at each other's side. On arm on each as Woden gets down to count. 1..... 2... The Butcher rushes into the ring and breaks it up! The Butcher tosses Woden into the corner as Brooklyn looks up. The Butcher then grabs a microphone.
The Butcher: No, no, no. Bronx and Brooklyn are going to fight, and it's going to be a legit matchup. So Woden get your ass out of here! I'm going to ref this match!
The crowd goes nuts as security rushes to the ring to force Woden out, knowing he wouldn't willingly go. The Butcher then signals for the bell as he tosses the microphone aside. Brooklyn quickly rolls onto Bronx, who wasn't really paying attention. 1... 2.. kick out! Bronx jumps up and gets in Brooklyn's face. Bronx slaps Brooklyn!! Brooklyn slaps Bronx back and gets a small package! 1... 2... kick out! Bronx jumps up and is like "so that's go it's going to be, eh?" and Brooklyn is like, "yeah!". So they start to circle each other.
Randy Boggs: Looks like these two are actually going to go through with this match.
King Royce: Looks that way. Their egos are too big to not, I think.
Bronx and Brooklyn lock up, and Bronx backs Brooklyn into the corner. The Butcher orders a break, and they do so, cleanly. No, Bronx gets in a cheap shot, and then kicks Brooklyn in the stomach. Another one, then a right to the face. Another kick is caught and Brookyn spins him around and into a release belly to belly suplex! Brooklyn jumps up with the crowd actually behind him. Brooklyn whips Bronx across the ring. He follows after, but Bronx jumps up and over Brooklyn. Brooklyn turns around quickly, and side steps the Yazuka kick, and goes for the chokeslam but Bronx elbows Brooklyn's arm to break the choke and nails the Yazuka kick!
Randy Boggs: These two know each other too well.
King Royce: And that's what's going to make this match so awesome.
Brooklyn rolls to the outside as Bronx soaks in the boos. Brooklyn climbs back in and Bronx jumps him, dropping a knee into his back. Bronx with a shin kick to the face then whips Brooklyn to the ropes. Jumping front kick followed by another Yazuka kick! 1... 2.. kick out. Bronx with an irish whip, but Brooklyn nails Bronx with a lariat on the return. Brooklyn picks up Bronx and whips him to the ropes. Yazuka kick on Bronx!!! Brooklyn pulls up Bronx and gives him the chokeslam! 1... 2... kick out!!! Brooklyn with an irish whip and big boot! 1.... 2.. kick out!!!! Bronx is sent into the corner and Brooklyn hits the avalanche! Brooklyn turns Bronx around in the corner and looks to go for a dragon suplex. He has the half nelson, but Bronx is holding onto the ropes. Butcher gets in close to break the hold, allowing Bronx to low blow Brooklyn!
Randy Boggs: The question is, can these guys function as a team after this?
King Royce: It'll be hard, that's for sure.
Bronx sends Brooklyn to the outside. Bronx climbs outside and whips Brooklyn into the guardrail. Bronx walks over and gives him an open-handed chop! Whoo! Bronx with a snap suplex on the concrete. Bronx picks up Brooklyn and sets up for a suplex, but Brooklyn elbows him in the face. Brooklyn turns around but Bronx scoops up Brooklyn and hits the Michinoku Driver on the floor!!!! Bronx picks up Brooklyn and sets him on the ring apron. Bronx joins him and sets up for a powerbomb. Brooklyn holds onto the ropes to block. Bronx tries and tries, but can't. He releases and knees Brooklyn in the face to loosen his grip. Bronx tries again and lifts Brooklyn up. Brooklyn slips, hits an elbow smash, and chokeslams Bronx off the apron and onto the floor!!! Both men are down!!!!
Randy Boggs: Damn! That's gotta hurt!
King Royce: Yeah, and the fans are behind Brooklyn. So if this team ever splits, we know who the fans will be sided with.
Both men begin to stir as Butcher is out there to check on them. Bronx and Brooklyn both get to their feet. They trade punches once they meet, but Bronx gets the upperhand. Bronx kicks Brooklyn in the gut and goes for the Chokerchain[diamond cutter] but Brooklyn pushes Bronx forward and into Butcher! Butcher falls back against the ring post, hitting his head! Bronx looks down as Brooklyn walks over. They pick Butcher up and hit the BB Gunn on the commish and ref!!!! The fans are booing loudly now. Both men slide into the ring and hold their arms high into the air.
Randy Boggs: What a crock! They set up Butcher!
King Royce: Genius, pure genius!
Suddenly "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine starts up as Bronx and Brooklyn look to the entrance way. But from the crowd comes Bradley Duncan! Duncan slides into the ring as Brooklyn turns around. Duncan kicks Brooklyn in the stomach then lifts him up for the Emerald Fusion!! Bronx nails Duncan with a Yazuka kick though, and hits the Chokerchain! The Butcher gets up on the outside and slides into the ring. The crowd is going nuts. Downtown Drop on Bronx!!!! Here comes TGI!!! They rush the ring, but following them is Sean Casey! Time for Plan B! And a masked man!! They take out TGI, and stand in the ring proud!!!
Randy Boggs: Butcher, Duncan, Casey, Vargas, Dunn! They've run off TGI!!
King Royce: No, TGI just wanted to get Bronx and Brooklyn out of there before suffering further damage.
The men stand in the ring, minus a masked man, who got in one shot on Bronx and that's it. But the crowd is going nuts as we fade away.
- CHANGING THE PLANS -
We go backstage to the trainer's office. Sitting there, looking kinda out of it is President Max Danger. He has a microphone in hand, and a sheet of paper in the other. He looks down at it, then back up at the camera.
Max Danger: Tonight was a night full of action. I know first hand, having suffered a concussion. I don't really remember all that happened early on in the show, but I do know that I was booked into a barbwire bat death match against our very own Commissioner Butcher.
The crowd cheers, knowing Butcher would kick Danger's ass in such a match.
Max Danger: But I am here to say that that will not happen.
The crowd boos.
Max Danger: Instead I will be taking on Brooklyn. One on one. They want to be the best, they'll have to beat the best, and I'm one of 'em.
The crowd cheers, because they know that would be an awesome matchup.
Max Danger: And Bronx, don't think you're off the hook. You get to face an old buddy. You're old friend.... HELLZ ANGEL!!
A masked man steps into the picture and removes the mask, revealing Hellz Angel and the crowd goes nuts!
Hellz Angel: Bronx, it's just one and me this time. You won't have Brooklyn to cover for you now. So get ready, because your end is near!!!
We get a close up of Hellz Angel, as we fade out.
- IT'S MINE NOW -
Commissioner Butcher is walking around the parking garage. He's got his things all set in the bag hung over his shoulder, ready to leave. He has one more of his possessions to obtain, and that is the pink vibrator that Frostie has been holding for him all night. The Butcher is now in the parking lot where Frostie is waiting for him. Frostie is standing by a black car with an angry look on his face.
The Butcher: Hey, Frostie. Where's my pink vibrator?
Frostie: What do you mean?
The Butcher: Don't toy with me, Frostie. Where is MY pink vibrator?!
Frostie reaches behind him and reveals The Butcher's pink vibrator. He holds it really tight as The Butcher looks on confused at what's happening.
Frostie: Oh, you mean this pink vibrator?
The Commissioner goes to say "yes" but Frostie smacks him in the face with it. Commissioner Butcher falls to the concrete hard and Frostie jumps on top of him and starts punching away. He locks on the Frost-Byte and The Butche's yells of pain echo through the empty parking garage. Finally, Frostie releases the hold before The Butcher becomes unconscious.
Frostie: I said I wanted to FACE you in a match, Butch! You should have listened! You want your vibrator back? Fine, come get it in two weeks when you face me in a MATCH! Winner, gets the pink vibrator!
Frostie kicks the Commissioner in the gut, jumps into the black car and drives off like a bat out of hell. The Butcher rolls around on the ground for a moment when Nikki runs into the scene in horror. She hurries over to his aid and helps him sit up.
Nikki: Who did this to you?
The Butcher: Frostie...
Suddenly a Kawasaki motorcycle glides down the parking lot and stops just before the couple. The rider takes off his helmet and reveals himself to be the GrimReaper! The GrimReaper's eyes stare at Nikki through his skull mask. The Butcher gets up fast and tries to defend Nikki but he gets laid out from behind by Mr. Warlock. The GrimReaper slaps Nikki in the face hard and she falls to the ground unconscious. Mr. Warlock continues to beat on The Butcher with his cane as the GrimReaper takes Nikki and puts her on the back of the motorcycle. They drive off and Mr. Warlock stops attacking the Commissioner. Mr. Warlock walks away whistling like nothing happened, leaving the Commissioner a bloody mess on the concrete and we fade to black.