September 9th, 2001 | Kasugai City Gym | Aichi, Japan
[No music. No intro video. Nothing. Well, there's the "global TV" in big ass letters, but other than that, there's nothing on your television screen, unless it's not clean. But you wouldn't have a dirty screen, would you? I didn't think so. Anyway, after the "global TV" fades out, we see a PACKED Kasugai City Gym. Packed!? Yes, packed! Over three hundred fans have packed the arena, as the people in Aichi LOVE the gfwa OMEGA. Man, too bad they don't have shows there all the time. Oh well. But as the cameras pan around the gym to show that the fabs really want to be there, we see the Commissioner, and former acting President, The Butcher halfway under the ring. Quickly he moves out from under the ring apron banners, and climbs back onto the catwalk. He heads to the back as we see King Royce and Randy Boggs looking down on him from above the entrance way.]
Randy Boggs: Welcome to global TV, live at the Kasugai City Gym in Aichi, Japan!! We have three hundred PAYING customers here tonight, and boy are we happy!
King Royce: How did we manage to get these people here? It's like they actually like our shows or something.
Randy Boggs: Well, it is a known fact that we get our highest ratings in Aichi, so it's no wonder they came out to see us tonight!
King Royce: Cool. I knew someone had to like our product.
Randy Boggs: And our TRUE fans will get one hell of a show. And let's kick it off with Frostie and Hal Stanton!
Frostie vs. Hal Stanton
[Frostie and Hal Stanton are already in the ring, as the fans are really exciting and pumped for the show. Yugi Kazomin steps to the center of the ring with a microphone in his possession.]
Yugi Kazomin: The following is a no submissions match, and is set for one fall. Introducing first... FROOOOSTIE!!!
[Frostie steps forward, getting a nice reaction from the crowd.]
Yugi Kazomin: And his opponent... HAL STAAAANTON!!!
[Hal steps forward, and gets a decent reaction himself, but it's mostly jeers. Yugi heads out of the ring as Crazy Lou signals for the bell. Frostie and Hal circle each other and lock up. Hal gets a side headlock, and Frostie pushes him to the ropes. Shoulder block takedown by Hal. Hal goes to the ropes, and steps over Frostie. Leapfrog is countered with a powerslam from Hal. Hal goes to the ropes and drops an elbow. Hal lifts up Frostie and whips him to the ropes. Frostie jumps onto the second rope, and springboards back with a dropkick. Hal swats his feet away. Frostie pops back up and gets hit with a lariat from Hal. 1.. 2.. kick out.]
Randy Boggs: Hal is controlling the early going here.
King Royce: The rules of this match really limit what each man can do.
[Hal picks up Frostie and whips him into the corner. Hal follows in with a lariat, and then bulldogs him out of the corner. Hal straddles Frostie and starts to slap his head. Hal gets off of Frostie with a huge smile on his face. Frostie gets to his feet and locks up with Hal. Hal with a go around and hits a beautiful German suplex for two. Hal goes to the ropes, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold by Frostie, who quickly attempts the Frost-Byte[crippler crossface] just to freak Hal out. Hal rolls out of the ring, as Frostie looks on from his knees smiling.]
Randy Boggs: Both men are playing with each other's heads, King.
King Royce: Smart move.
[Hal climbs back into the ring, and the competitors circle each other again. Lock up and a go behind by Frostie this time. Hal counters the German suplex with a snapmare and dropkick to the back of the head. Frostie up and gets taken down again with an armdrag. Another armdrag sends Frostie outside to collect himself. Hal motions for Frostie to get back into the ring, and he does so after a walk around the ring. Frostie jumps back in and locks up with Hal one more time. Another German attempt by Frostie, but Hal tries to counter with another snapmare. Frostie blocks that, and hits a reverse suplex, and a springboard moonsault! 1... 2... kick out.]
Randy Boggs: Nice countering by both men.
King Royce: Frostie's learning, Randy.
[Frostie goes to the ropes and gets a sunset flip for two. Frostie heads up top and hits a flying headscissors! 1.... 2... kick out. Frostie whips Hal to the ropes, and snaps off a hurricanranna! 1... 2.. kick out! Hal reverses the cross corner whip, but Frostie jumps to the top turnbuckle, and leaps off with a moonsault! 1... 2.... kick out!! Frostie to the ropes and hits a rolling senton! 1... 2.... kick out!! Irish whip by Frostie is reversed again, but Frostie ducks the lariat and hits a nice flying forearm! Frostie heads up top and goes for the Dragonrana!! Frostie hits the 450 spin and lands on Hal's shoulders, but Hal blocks the hurricanranna part and drives him to the mat with a sitdown powerbomb!!!! 1.... 2.... th... kick out!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Frostie's flying high to try and counteract the mat game from Hal.
King Royce: But boy did Hal counter that Dragonrana! Haha!
[Hal is slow to his feet, as is Frostie. Hal charges at Frostie, but Frostie ducks under and goes for the Tomikaze! Hal pushes him off to the ropes, kicks him in the gut, and hits the Classyplex[fisherman's suplex]! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Hal picks up Frostie and nails the Jackhammer! 1... 2.... kick out!!! Reverse DDT!! Hal goes for the figure four, but realizes that he can't, and pulls Frostie up. Reverse Brainbuster!!! 1...... 2..... thre... kick out!!!]
Randy Boggs: Hal is taking it to Frostie now.
King Royce: Frostie needs to go to the air, or else he's finished.
[Hal lifts up Frostie and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Hal goes for the superplex, but Frostie pushes him off. The Frost[dragon attack] by Frostie!!! Frostie can't capitalize though. Both men slowly get to their feet. Frostie blocks a right and nails Hal with one of his own. Frostie has Hal reeling, but Hal is able to block a Frostie right and hit a jawbreaker, and a fallaway slam!!!! Hal picks Frostie back up for another sitdown powerbomb, but Frostie counters with a hurricanrana!! Hal rolls through, and lifts Frostie up for another powerbomb!! Frostie counters this time with a sunset flip, but Hal rolls through that and grabs Frostie for ANOTHER powerbomb, but Frostie flips out, and Hal goes for the the Class Dismissed[diamond cutter], but Frostie pushes him off into the ropes. Frostie goes for a Tomikaze now, but Hal pushes him to the ropes. Frostie jumps to the second rope, springboards off with a moonsault, grabs Hal's head on the way down and DDTs him! That's the Time Freeze DDT!!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!]
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match..... FROOOOSTIE!!!
["Fat Lip" by Sum 41 starts up, as the crowd goes nuts for Frostie's victory. Frostie sees Hal down on the mat and locks in the Frost-Byte!!!!! Security is quickly out to pull Frostie off from doing more damage. Frostie gets up and the crowd is going nuts.]
Randy Boggs: What an ending sequence!
King Royce: What a match!
[The cameras cut backstage where The Butcher is shown talking with paYne. The cameras cut away before we can hear anything from their converstation.]
Randy Boggs: I wonder what that was about, King.
King Royce: Couldn't tell ya.
[But before we can ponder this further, the cameras cut to where Judicial Command are talking. Up walks the President, Max Danger.]
Max Danger: Hello boys.
Masked Assasin: Hey boss.
Dave Styles: Hi, Prez.
Max Danger: You know, you were both scheduled for a match tonight, right?
Dave Styles: Yeah?
Max Danger: Well, it's been cancelled. You can both go back to your hotels or whatever.
Masked Assasin: Will we still get paid?
Max Danger: Yeah, Jessica has your checks in our office.
Dave Styles: Cool.
Max Danger: Well, carry on.
[Max Danger walks away, as Dave and Assasin are a little happy that they don't have to work this week. The cameras continue to follow Max as he heads down the hall. He comes up on the Vincent Cuccione locker room. Max knocks twice, and the door comes open.]
Vincent Cuccione: Hey, Max.
Max Danger: Vincent, I need to speak with you.
Vincent Cuccione: Sure, come in boss.
Max Danger: Thank you.
[Max enters the room, as Vincent shuts the door behind him. We cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: I wonder what's up with that?
King Royce: Probably talking future bookings. Maybe Vincent's getting the royal treatment.
Randy Boggs: What?
King Royce: I don't know.
Randy Boggs: Well, our next match features Vincent, but I think we have more activity backstage.
[The cameras cut backstage yet again, where The Butcher is chatting with Poke. We aren't able to pick up anything.]
Randy Boggs: He's talking to Poke now, King.
King Royce: He's recruiting an army of wrestlers to take down Danger!
Randy Boggs: Could be.
King Royce: Really? I just pulled that out of my ass.
[We cut backstage AGAIN, as the fans are wanting some wrestling. They'll have to wait though, as we look at the Vincent Cuccione locker room. The door comes open, as Vincent heads out. He doesn't look too happy, as Max leaves right behind him.]
Max Danger: Remember, Vince, don't use company dollars to fly back to America after each show! We don't have that type of money! *under his breath* No good bastard.
[The cameras fade back to the arena as Max Danger heads off.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Max is cutting down on the people flying to America and back in between shows.
King Royce: Why would you do that?
Randy Boggs: To see your family.
King Royce: Family, smamily, that's just a waste of money!
Randy Boggs: To you, yes, but you don't have any family.
King Royce: No, I have family, I just don't care about them.
Randy Boggs: I see. Well, let's start our next match.
Vincent Cuccione vs. Karanka
[Vincent and Karanka are both in the ring, as Yugi stands there with a microphone in hand.]
Yugi Kazomin: The following is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... VINCENT CUUUUUCCIONE!!!
[Vincent stays right where he is, but still looks a bit pissed at the talking Danger gave him. He gets a good reaction regardless.]
Yugi Kazomin: And his opponent... KAAARANKA!!
[Karanka stays where he is, but gets a good 'new guy' reaction. Yugi jumps out of the ring as Crazy Lou signals for the bell. Karanka rushes out of his corner and nails Vincent with a spinning heel kick! Karanka picks up Vincent whips him to the ropes. Hurricanranna is blocked by Vincent, and Vincent nails Karanka with a reverse powerbomb!! Vincent picks up Karanka and hits a Northern Lights Suplex! 1.. 2.... kick out! Irish whip by Vincent and a big time back body drop forces Karanka to roll to the outside.]
Randy Boggs: Karanka got in the first shot, but Vincent has taken over since.
King Royce: Vincent has the experience factor going for him.
[Vincent doesn't let Karanka catch a breather, as he dives out of the ring with a suicide dive. Karanka is knocked into the guardrail, and then suplexed, belly first, onto the guardrail. Vincent climbs back onto the apron and hits a leg drop on Karanka, who was on the guardrailing. Vincent rolls Karanka back into the ring and hits a beautiful moonsault! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Vincent with an irish whip and lariat. Vincent picks up Karanka and sends him into the corner. Karanka jumps up and backwards, as Vincent follows in behind him. Vincent catches Karanka on his shoulder and goes for a running powerslam. Karanka wiggles out and hits a reverse DDT!]
Randy Boggs: Nice counter by Karanka.
King Royce: It's going to take more than one move to finish off Vincent.
[Karanka lifts up Vincent and nails him with a Tornado Powerbomb!! Karanka heads up top instead of going for the pin, but hits knee on the 20 Star Splash[720 splash]!!!! Vincent grabs Karanka and hits a belly to back suplex! Up top we go and Vincent hits canvas on the Big Payoff[shooting star press]!!! Karanka hits a big German suplex! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Karanka goes for another one, but Vincent blocks, and we have a standing switch. Vincent ducks a Karanka back elbow, knees Karanka in the gut and hits the Italiano Driver[Michinoku Driver]!!! 1...... 2.... thre... kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: That was a close one!
King Royce: I thought Vincent had that one.
[Vincent sets Karanka onto the top turnbuckle and nails the superplex! Vincent rolls over to get the pinfall, but Karanka hooks his legs. 1... 2.... kick out! Vincent up quickly and kicks Karanka in the face! Irish whip and a back elbow knocks Karanka down again. Another irish whip and Vincent hits a hurricanrana!!! Brainbuster by Vincent!!! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Vincent sets Karnaka up for the Pure Perfection[vertical suplex into powerbomb, but Karanka counters the 'into powerbomb' part with a hurricanrana!! 1... 2... kick out!! Both men back up and Vincent misses a lariat, and Karanka gets him in a full nelson. Karanka goes for the K-Driver[dragon suplex into implant DDT], but Vincent drops down, and rolls Karanka over! 1... 2.... 3!!!]
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match.... VINCENT CUUUUUCCIONE!!!
["Only Live Once" by Lost Boyz kicks up as Vincent Cuccione heads to the back. Karanka is in the ring, pissed at how he lost. The fans are happy with the match regardless.]
Randy Boggs: Nice victory for Vincent in his singles debut.
King Royce: But Karanka did a nice job in his gO debut, as well.
[The cameras cut backstage to Max Danger's locker room. He's sitting behind his desk, while Jessica goes through some papers on the couch. Suddenly there's a knock on the door.]
Max Danger: Who is it?
[There is no answer.]
Max Danger: I said, who is it!?
[Still no answer. Max sighs, and gets up. He walks over to the door muttering to himself, then opens it up. Max's eyes light up, as he embraces the large man. The blue eyes, short black hair, and bright smile of the man draw you to him. Jessica comes over, too, and hugs the man.]
Max Danger: So, Bradley, you got my letter?
[Jessica begins to use sign language, as the man looks on.]
Bradley Duncan: *signing* Yes, I got the letter, Max. I'm surprised you wrote me.
[Jessica relays the sign to Max.]
Max Danger: Well, come in, come in. Sit down, and let's talk.
[Jessica signs to Bradley, who nods and enters as we fade to black.]
Randy Boggs: Who's this Bradley guy?
King Royce: Don't have a clue.
Randy Boggs: Well, in any case, let's get into our next match.
paYne vs. Poke
["Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm starts up, and out walks Poke with his fists taped. He looks ready to go as he heads down to the ring. He jumps in as "Smooth Criminal" fades out. "Pain" by Tupac begins to play and out walks paYne with his fists taped as well. He still looks disappointed by this not being a death match, but he still looks pumped. paYne steps into the ring as Yugi Kazomin grabs a mic.]
Yugi Kazomin: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and doesn't have a time limit. Introducing first.... POOOOOOOOKE!!
[Poke remains where he is, but gets a big pop anyway.]
Yugi Kazomin: And his opponent.... PAAAAAAAAYNE!!!!
[paYne doesn't move either, but gets a huge pop of his own. Yugi climbs out of the ring as Crazy Lou calls for the bell. Both men quickly roll out of the ring, and get under it. After a few seconds, both emerge with glass glued onto their taped fists. They jump back into the ring as Crazy Lou tries to stop them. Poke and paYne nail Crazy Lou with hard rights, cutting him up and knocking him out. paYne and Poke start to circle each other as Jose' Jose' runs out with a referee's shirt on and a piece of paper in his hand. He hands it over to Yugi.]
Yugi Kazomin: As per order of the Commissioner's office, Jose' Jose' will be the new referee in this GLASS DEATH MATCH!!
[The crowd pops HUGE!]
Randy Boggs: The Butcher is going against Danger's orders!
King Royce: While it's wrong, and shouldn't be done, I want to see this death match.
[Backstage in his office, Max Danger is going nuts, pacing around his room and cursing. Jessica is trying to calm him down as Bradley is watching the monitor closely. We head back to the arena and the match.]
Randy Boggs: Danger is obviously pissed, King.
King Royce: The Butcher will hear about this, you just know it.
[paYne and Poke nail each other with hard rights, cutting each other open. paYne uses his size advantage to tackle Poke and blasts him with several rights and lefts to the face. Poke pushes paYne off with his legs, then takes down the charging paYne with a drop toe hold. Poke straddles paYne's back, and hammers down on the back of his head with hard rights and lefts. Poke pulls back on paYne's hair, and rubs his left fist across paYne's forehead, drawing large amounts of blood, much to the delight of the fans.]
Randy Boggs: This is sickening.
King Royce: This is awesome!
[Poke turns paYne over, and nails him with several rights before paYne knees Poke in the groin, and pushes off with his glass fist. paYne rolls to his corner, and looks on as Poke gets to his feet. The blood pours down paYne's face, and covers his chest. Poke looks over, and wears the crimson mask as well. Poke and paYne start towards each other and paYne lunges with a left, but Poke blocks and nails some shots to the gut, cutting paYne there as well. Poke DDTs paYne. Poke puts his left hand on the mat, and lifts paYne's head up with his right. He rams paYne's head onto his fist, causing more and more blood to pour out.]
Randy Boggs: This is just really sickening.
King Royce: Blood RULES!
[Poke pulls paYne to his feet and hammers him in the face with another big right. Another one knocks paYne back a step. Poke nails him again, and it knocks paYne up against the ropes. Poke charges at him and paYne flips him over the ropes and to the floor. paYne falls down to his knees. Jose' Jose' walks over, and asks paYne something. Too bad paYne doesn't understand Spanish, but he does use Jose' Jose' to get to his feet. paYne's blood is on Jose' Jose' now. paYnes climbs outside and gets knocked down after Poke nails him with a jumping right. Poke mounts paYne and unloads with more lefts and rights. paYne rolls over and starts to pound on Poke, but Poke is quick to counter. Poke rolls paYne onto his stomach and get him in a half nelson. Poke uses his free hand to rub across paYne's forehead.]
Randy Boggs: paYne is covered in blood. Poke is covered in blood, most of which is paYne's. The ring is red with the blood, the outside now has spots of blood everywhere, and even the ref, Jose' Jose' has blood on his shirt.
King Royce: Cool, no?
[paYne fights out of the half nelson, using back elbows, and stumbles into the guardrail. Poke comes at paYne, but paYne grabs him and hits a release belly to belly suplex over the guardrail. Poke takes out a few people as he goes flying into the crowd. paYne staggers a bit, then climbs over the railing. He stalks after Poke, as the fans move out of the way, as not to get blood on them. paYne takes a chair from one of the fans, who gets really excited because of it, and nails Poke in the head! Another shot takes Poke down to one knee. paYne plays to the crowd, and gets a huge reaction. paYne goes to hit Poke one more time, but Poke hits the chair with a spin kick, knocking the chair back into paYne's face. It staggers paYne, and Poke sees his opening. Poke rushes at paYne, but paYne nails him in the arm in the middle of Poke's lariat! paYne follows up with a big shot to the head.]
Randy Boggs: Jesus, this is brutal!!
King Royce: I'm just wondering how one wins a match like this?
Randy Boggs: I think they'll be going with a submission or pinfall. Couldn't really tell ya though.
[paYne grabs Poke by the head and tosses him back over the railing. paYne chucks his chair into the ring, then grabs another one. That leaves to fans without seats... but they don't care! paYne tosses the second chair into the ring as well, and grabs Poke. paYne rams Poke, face-first, into the ring post before rolling him into the ring. paYne rolls in, covered in blood, and lays Poke's face on one of the chairs. paYne picks up the other chair and starts to walk around the ring, getting a big reaction. The blood just pours from his head and body and covers the mat. paYne stops next to Poke's head, and lifts the chair high into the air.]
Randy Boggs: He's not going to do it. He's not going to do it.
King Royce: He's going to do it! He's going to do it!
[paYne brings the chair down sandwiches Poke's head between the chairs!! A big "Ooooooh!" is heard from the crowd. paYne rolls Poke over onto his back and lays on top as Jose' Jose' drops to the blood-soaked mat. 1....... 2....... THRE...... KICK OUT!!!!!! 2.99999999!!! POKE KICKED OUT!!! The fans are in a frenzy as the cameras cut backstage. The Butcher is in his office reading an article from the new "Who's Hot, Who's Not" wrestling magazine. He laughs at the notion that he's under the "Who's Not" section. It says: "all though he is a retired GFWA Hall of Famer, the gfwa OMEGA Commissioner has done nothing to help save his federation from eminent doom." He crumples it up into a ball and throws it in the waste basket, still laughing to himself. A gfwa OMEGA crew member knocks on the Commissioner's door and lets himself in.]
Crew Member: Um, Mr. Butcher, I was asked to give this to you.
[The crew member pulls out a rather large manila envelope and hands it to The Butcher. The eager Commissioner opens it up, reaches in and pulls out a picture. It is a picture of a man tied to a chair and appears to have been beaten profusely. The Butcher looks at the picture with sheer horror noticing that this is a picture of his brother!]
Commissioner Butcher: Who gave this to you?!
Crew Member: I... I...
Commissioner Butcher: For the love of God answer me, man!
Crew Member: I'm not sure. I've never seen him before!
Commissioner Butcher: Well then what did he look like?
Crew Member: He looked old, maybe in his 50s. Black hair. Black eyes and he was wearing a suit!
Commissioner Butcher: Leave me.
Crew Member: But...
Commissioner Butcher: I said leave me!
[The crew member leaves scared that he might be fired. The Butcher looks at his brother's picture and a small note falls out of the envelope onto the floor. The Butcher picks it up and reads what it says.]
Commissioner Butcher: "Go back to where it all started."
[The Commissioner throws everything back into the envelope, thinks for a moment and runs out the door without a word. We cut back to the match, with both paYne and Poke laying on the reddened mat, covered in each other's blood.]
Randy Boggs: What was that about!?
King Royce: I don't know, but paYne and Poke are really taking it to each other.
[paYne and Poke slowly get to their feet, completely soaked in each other's blood. Poke and paYne pick up a chair and go at each other. paYne ducks Poke's swing, and nails Poke in the knees with his. paYne nails Poke in the back of the head the second time, to knock him on the mat. paYne lays the chair onto Poke's head, then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Flying elbow onto the chair by paYne!!! paYne tosses the chair off of Poke, and covers him. 1..... 2..... 3!!!]
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match.... PAAAAAAAYNE!!
["Pain" kicks up, as Jose' Jose' helps paYne up, who is just staggering due to the loss of blood. Medics come rushing to the ring to check on both men, as the fans are all on their feet and chanting "PAYNE, PAYNE!". paYne heads to the back with Jose' Jose', as a clean up crew starts to scrub the blood up as best they can. Poke is helped to the back by the medics.]
Randy Boggs: What a bloody war, King!
King Royce: Simply amazing!
[The cameras cut backstage where Max Danger is seen rushing out of his office and going down the hall with a very upset look on his face. Inside the office we see Bradley and Jessica signing to each other. We cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Max is one pissed off guy.
King Royce: I bet he's going after The Butcher right now!
Randy Boggs: But he left, remember. The Butcher isn't here.
King Royce: Figures. He probably left because he knew Max would fire his ass on the spot.
Randy Boggs: But let's follow Max anyway.
[We head backstage again, where Max does indeed walk up to the Commissioner's office. He opens the door and looks around. No one is there.]
Max Danger: So you don't want to take responsibility for this, eh? Well, I'll just have to deal with the three culprits.
[Max storms off as we cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: What's he talking about?
King Royce: I think he's going to do something to paYne, Poke, and Jose' Jose'.
Randy Boggs: Not Jose' Jo... er, paYne and Poke!!
King Royce: I'm afraid so, Randy. I'm afraid so.
Randy Boggs: Well, we'll get back there for that later, it's now time for our main event!
The Jolly Potter vs. AJ Fortay
["Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit starts up, as the special guest ref for the night, Ricky Green, heads out. He gets a lot of jeers from the crowd. Ricky jumps into the ring, as "Crawling" by Linkin Park kicks up. The crowd starts to cheer and boo as AJ Fortay makes his way out. AJ has fans, but a lot don't like him. Too cocky or something, I dunno. AJ heads down the catwalk and into the ring. "Praise You" by Fat Boy Slim kicks in and out onto the catwalk come The Jolly Potter and Abigail Doyle, looking delightful in a red low cut top, short black skirt and red slip on shoes. Potter extends his arms skywards as Abigail points to him from one side and red lights flash around the arena. The pair walk to the ring. A "POT-TER, POT-TER!" chant breaks out. Potter steps into the ring and the fans through multi-colored streamers into the ring.]
Randy Boggs: Holy cow! The Jolly Potter is over HUGE here!
King Royce: Yeah, amazing.
[The Jolly Potter and Ricky Green eye each other as Yugi crawls into the ring. He stops to look at Crazy Lou, who's been bandaged up after the paYne-Poke incident, then steps to the center of the ring with a mic in hand.]
Yugi Kazomin: The following is our MAIN EVENT! It is set for one fall with an unlimited time limit. Introducing first... AJ FOOOORTAY!!
[AJ steps forward, getting a respectful clap with some boos mixed in.]
Yugi Kazomin: And his opponent.... THE JOOOOLLY POOOTTER!!
[The Jolly Potter steps forward with one arm raised high into the air, as another "POT-TER, POT-TER!" chant breaks out, with more streamers thrown into the ring. Crazy Lou and Yugi clean the ring up of the streamers.]
Randy Boggs: Look at that ring. The blood from out last bout still remains, and the once blue mat is now a purplish tint.
King Royce: Just say it's covered in blood dumbass.
[Yugi jumps out of the ring, as Crazy Lou talks with Ricky Green about officiating. Ricky pretty much ignores him, and sends him on his way. Ricky brings Potter and AJ to the center of the ring, and they shake hands. Potter keeps his eye on Green, which allows AJ to get in a quick dropkick. Green signals for the bell as AJ whips Potter to the ropes. Another dropkick sends Potter rolling onto the apron. AJ with a springboard dropkick, to knock Potter to the catwalk. AJ heads to the top turnbuckle and nails Potter with a high cross body block! AJ picks up Potter and tosses him back into the ring. Slingshot legdrop by AJ! 1.... 2..... kick out. AJ lifts up Potter's head and locks on a head scissors.]
Randy Boggs: Fast and furious start by AJ, King.
King Royce: Yeah, he took advantage of Potter's distraction with Green.
[Potter turns AJ over, where both men are face down. Potter slowly pulls his head out from between AJ's legs, but keeps AJ's legs crossed. Potter holds the legs crossed there, then jumps to AJ's upper body, and goes for a crippler crossface! AJ is quick to counter with a hammerlock, but Potter reverses with one of his own and then into a dragon sleeper. AJ is able to get to his feet while still in the dragon sleeper. AJ leads Potter to the corner, walks up the turnbuckles, and flips over Potter. AJ locks in his own dragon sleeper, but Potter powers AJ over and hits a tombstone piledriver!! Potter quickly goes into the Eastern stretch, but AJ makes the ropes.]
Randy Boggs: Nice mat wrestling by both men.
King Royce: The high-flying AJ is showing us something here.
[Potter picks up AJ, who kicks at him. Potter catches his leg and gives him a nice dragon screw legwhip, and Ne-Han and Goku-Raku Stretch. AJ makes the ropes again. Potter with an irish whip, and lowers his head. AJ sets up for powerbomb, but Potter lifts AJ up onto his shoulders, and holds onto his legs. Potter then whips AJ around and plants him with a nice whiplash powerbomb. Potter lifts AJ up again, and locks his arms. Potter looks to go for the Tiger Driver, but AJ isn't having anything of it. AJ drops to one knee, breaks out of Potter's hooking of his arms, and gets a fireman's carry. Cross arm breaker by AJ!]
Randy Boggs: Niiiice.
King Royce: Very nice work by AJ there.
[Potter keeps his hands locked, so that AJ can't really get the hold on. AJ kicks at Potter's face, causing his hands to come apart, and AJ gets the hold! AJ pulls on the arm as Potter desperately tries to make the ropes. Potter does so, and AJ breaks the hold. AJ is up and Green is in his face wondering why he broke the hold. AJ is confused, allowing Potter to roll him up from behind. 1... kick out. AJ and Potter are both up and AJ ducks a lariat. AJ runs to the ropes, but his cross body attempt is ducked by Potter. AJ rolls against the ropes, and gets up. Potter kicks him in the stomach and suplexes him onto the top rope. Potter climbs onto the middle rope, and gutwrench suplexes AJ back into the ring. 1.... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: That was... different.
King Royce: Nice innovative move by Potter.
[Potter with a front facelock on AJ. AJ gets up and nails Potter in the stomach twice, and runs to the ropes. Potter's lariat is ducked, and AJ comes back with a springboard sunset flip, as Potter lowered his head. 1.... kick out. Potter up and AJ is up as well. Both men run to the ropes. Potter with a leapfrog, but AJ was thinking the same thing, and headbutts Potter low. AJ with a small package off the inadvertant low blow. 1... 2... kick out. AJ picks up Potter and whips him into the corner. AJ rushes at Potter and hits a leaping knee to the face. AJ with a monkey flip on Potter to get him out of the corner. AJ jumps to the top turnbuckle, but his moonsault hits knees! Potter is up and hits AJ with the Tiger Driver! 1.... 2..... thr.. KICK OUT!!]
Randy Boggs: That was a close one.
King Royce: Why didn't he just go for the Clayhead?
[Potter picks up AJ and whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by Potter. Lariat by Potter. Another irish whip and a powerslam by Potter! Potter heads to the top turnbuckle, but misses the flying elbow!! AJ with a La Majistral Cradle, NO! Potter is quick to stop that, as he rolls out of the ring. Potter shakes his head no, as AJ flies over the top rope with a somersault, but Potter moves! AJ splats on the floor, and Potter rolls him back into the ring. Potter with the cover. 1..... 2.... AJ gets his foot on the bottom rope.]
Randy Boggs: Potter doesn't have the best of luck with that La Majistral Cradle, does he?
King Royce: Nope, he avoids that thing like the plague.
[Potter picks up AJ and whips him to the ropes. Flipping dropkick by Potter. 1... 2... kick out. Another irish whip and Potter hits a spinebuster. Single leg crab by Potter! AJ quickly counters with his own. He pulls Potter up with a high angle half crab that he calls the Slow Burn! Potter quickly gets out of that by kicking AJ in the face several times with his free leg. Potter runs to the ropes, and AJ leapfrogs him. Potter comes off the ropes, and spears AJ!! 1.... 2..... kick out!! Potter picks up AJ and hits a Cradle Piledriver!! 1... 2.... th... kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: Man, this back and forth action is making me dizzy!
King Royce: This is what the gO is all about, Randy!
[Potter has his irish whip reversed, and AJ tries another leapfrog. Potter just stops before he gets to AJ, and kicks him in the gut when he gets back on his feet. Implant DDT from Potter!!! 1..... 2..... THR... KICK OUT!!!!!! Potter has words for Green, but he's being on the up and up this match. Potter whips AJ into the corner and follows in with a big lariat. Potter lifts AJ onto the top turnbuckle. Potter goes for the superplex, but AJ blocks and nails Potter in the gut and rakes the eyes. Top Rope Powerbomb by AJ!!!!!!! Both men are down!!!]
Randy Boggs: What an awesome counter by AJ!
King Royce: I love it!
[Both men are slowly getting back to their feet as the fans chant them on. Right by AJ is blocked and Potter nails one of his own. Knee to the gut by Potter and he whips AJ into the corner. He lifts him onto the top turnbuckle again. Potter joins him and goes for his own top rope powerbomb!!! AJ counters in midair with a hurricanranna!!!!!! 1...... 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!! AJ is right back on Potter with the La Majistral Cradle!!! 1...... 2...... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!!! AJ with a jumping front kick and spinning heel kick! AJ heads to the top turnbuckle and nails the Wake Up Call[twisting senton bomb]!!!! 1...... 2.... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!! AJ gets up and knows he has this match in the bag. Green tells him something and AJ climbs back onto the top turnbuckle. AJ leaps off with a shooting star press!!! Potter gets his knees up!!!]
Randy Boggs: Green told AJ to do the Drive By, but it didn't work!
King Royce: Should have just put it away with the J Breaker.
[Potter rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. AJ is rolling around holding his stomach as Green just shakes his head in disbelief. Potter staggers over and sets AJ up for the Clayhead[pedigree] and nails it!!! Potter covers but Green is shouting at some fans to shut up. Potter grabs Green and turns him around. Green threatens to DQ Potter if he touches him again. Potter just tells Green to count the pin. Potter drops to his knees and says something to Green again, allowing AJ to grab Potter's head, and roll him forward and onto his shoulders. 1.. 2... KICK OUT!!!]
Randy Boggs: That was a pretty fast count right there.
King Royce: Nonsense.
[Potter is up quickly and in Green's face. Green just shrugs as AJ charges. Potter moves and AJ nails Green with the Break Point[superkick]!!! Green is knocked out of the ring. AJ turns around and Potter nails him with the Clayhead!!! La Majistral Cradle from Potter as Crazy Lou runs to the ring. 1...... 2.... 3!!!! Potter wins it!!]
Yugi Kazomin: The winner of this match... THE JOOOOOOLLY POOOOTTER!!!!
["Praising You" kicks up as The Jolly Potter jumps up. The crowd is going crazy. The Jolly Potter quickly steps out of the ring and stands over Ricky Green, who's out cold on the catwalk. Abigail joins Potter, and then they walk to the back.]
Randy Boggs: What a match!?
King Royce: That was a travesty! Green was the ref, not Lou!
[As they continue to argue, we cut backstage. Max Danger enters the trainer's room, where paYne and Poke are still being checked on.]
Max Danger: Well, well, well, look who it is. paYne and Poke. Are you hurt?
[They just look on, without saying a word.]
Max Danger: Well, I don't care if you are or not! Did The Butcher put you up to that? I'm sure he did. That bastard. Where is he?
[They shrug their shoulders, as their foreheads are stitched up.]
Max Danger: *at the trainers* Don't help them! Let them bleed to death! If they want to kill each other, then don't deserve our help in making them feel better! So get out of here!
[The trainers are in shock, as they stare at Danger.]
Max Danger: I said get the FUCK OUT!
[The trainers rush out of the room, as paYne and Poke just look on. Max Danger walks up to them.]
Max Danger: You two want to defy my orders, huh? Tell me something, who owns this company?
paYne: You do.
Max Danger: Who does?
paYne: You do.
Max Danger: That's right, I do. Not Butch, but ME! So with that said, I've got some bad news for ya.
paYne: Yeah, what's that?
Max Danger: You're both FIRED!!!
[paYne and Poke look on in shock.]
Max Danger: Ok, so I've lied. But you two will be fired UNLESS you can talk to The Butcher for me. Find him, and CONVINCE him that Death Matches are not the way to go. But with that said, you two have to get him to compete in his own death match next week... against the two of you. Got that.
[Both men shake their heads yes, as we fade back out to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: The Butcher has to compete in his own death match, or he, paYne, and Poke will be fired!
King Royce: But what about Jose' Jose!?
Randy Boggs: I guess he's going to get off scot free.
King Royce: Damn it!
Randy Boggs: What's Ricky Green doing in the ring?
King Royce: I dunno.
[Ricky Green, is indeed, in the ring with a mic in hand.]
Ricky Green: This is an outrage! I was the ref! Not Crazy Lou! I was! So I am protesting the match between AJ and Potter! The finish shouldn't be!! I want the rematch... RIGHT NOW!!!!!
[Just then "Praise You" kicks up and out walks The Jolly Potter with Abigail Doyle. Potter has a mic in hand.]
The Jolly Potter: You want me to face AJ again? Even though I already beat him once.
Ricky Green: Yes!
The Jolly Potter: Well, I tell ya what. I won't BEAT AJ again, but I will get into that ring and BEAT YOU!!
[The crowd pops huge, as Potter throws down his mic and rushes into the ring.]
Randy Boggs: We are out of time folks!!
King Royce: NOOOOO!!!
[Potter and Green and trading punches, with the crowd going INSANE, as we fade to black.]
**Credits**
The Butcher receives photo -- Neil Grimsley
Everything Else -- Michael Dupin