August 26th, 2001 | Nippon Budokan | Tokyo, Japan
["No One" by Cold then starts to blare through the not-so-good sound system of the gym. That's when, on your television screen, the word "OMEGA" appears. The meaning of the word appears on the bottom of the screen. The letters "gfwa" appear next. Finally the words come together to form "gfwa OMEGA", and the words "The final journey" fades in and out on the screen. After that slow motion images of wrestlers in the GFWA's past play out in front of you as "No One" by Cold plays in the background. The Butcher winning the World Title, Devilz Darkside and Japan Air battling each other, Karnage defeating Max Danger in a ladder match, and other such footage is shown. Finally after a minute of that, "gfwa OMEGA" appears on the screen again, along with "Let the countdown begin!". And actually countdown begins. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1, and the screen goes black and we open up inside the Nagoya City Gym. The eighty-seven fans are going nuts, as blue, silver, and white lights flashing from the entrance way.]
Randy Boggs: Welcome to another edition of the gfwa OMEGA's global TV! We are here live from the Nippon Budokan in Tokyo, Japan!
King Royce: And we have a whopping TWENTY people here tonight!
Randy Boggs: Yes, but there's a reason behind that. This place has been the main venue for All-Japan Pro-Wrestling for YEARS, and just recently Pro-Wrestling NOAH has been running shows there. These fans are VERY loyal to AJPW and NOAH[off-shoot of AJPW, for those who don't know], and boycotted our show here for that reason.
King Royce: But our most loyal ones came out to support us, plus some we let in for free!
Randy Boggs: But before we get started with tonight's programming, know that acting President, The Butcher, has cancelled this week's House Shows to save money, and due to our lack of talent at the moment.
King Royce: We have jobbers, but no one would want to pay to see them. So Butch did the right thing and has cancelled those shows until we can sign up some new talents.
Randy Boggs: And with all that out of the way, let's start tonight's show!
Syn
Frostie vs. Rupert Williams
[The shootfigher, Rupert Williams, is already in the ring as Sir Wallace Williams makes his way down the catwalk to ref the next matchup. "God of the Mind" by Disturbed plays for a few seconds, before instantly switching into "Fat Lip" by Sum 41. Light blue lights begin to flash above the entrance way, and out walks someone not seen before in this new company. The fans, all twenty of them, just sit on their hands, not knowing who this man is. He heads down the catwalk with a determined look on his face. He steps into the ring as Max Winters pulls the microphone out of his back pocket.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and does not have a time limit. Introducing first.... Rupert Williams!!
[Rupert stays where he is, looking directly at Frostie. The fans give no response to Rupert.]
Max Winters: And his opponent.... FROSTIE!!
[Frostie, like Rupert, doesn't move an inch, but continues to stare down his opponent. Max Winters climbs out of the ring as the ref brings both men to the center of the ring. He goes over the rules, making sure Rupert knows this isn't a shootfight, and orders a handshake. Frostie extends his hand and Rupert looks down at it. Frostie insists on the handshake, and Rupert KICKS HIS HAND! Sir Wallace signals for the bell to start the match. Rupert fires off another kick to the thigh and another to the ribs. Rupert kicks Frostie in the stomach, doubling him over, then adds a kick to the back of his knees, knocking him on his knees. Rupert goes for a big kick to the face, but Frostie grabs his foot, pulls his other leg out from under him and locks on the ankle lock!!]
Randy Boggs: Rupert Williams came out shooting, King!
King Royce: But Frostie, Syn's replacement, collected himself and has the ankle lock.
[Rupert is able to reach the ropes, causing a break. Frostie backs up as Rupert gets to his feet. Frostie runs to the ropes as Rupert takes a couple of steps towards the center of the ring. Frostie bounces off the ropes and comes at Rupert. Frostie's lariat is no sold, and Rupert knees Frostie in the gut, then knees him in the face, knocking him to the mat. Rupert mounts Frostie and starts to hammer him with rights and lefts. The ref is forced to pull Rupert off of Frostie, which almost results in an unconscious ref, but before Rupert can hit the ref, Frostie catches his arm, spins him around, and blocks a quick kick from Rupert. Frostie fires off a kick of his own and hits a quick DDT.]
Randy Boggs: DDT from Frostie, and he looks to take over this match again.
King Royce: Think again, Randy.
[Rupert pops back up from the DDT, and Frostie is growing frustrated. Rupert takes a swing at Frostie, but Frostie blocks and nails a big forearm smash, knocking Rupert on his ass. He reaches up and touches his nose. It's broke and the blood is flowing freely from it. Rupert jumps up with a pissed off look on his face and rushes at Frostie. Drop toe hold from Frostie, and into the Frost-Byte[crippler crossface]!!!! Rupert is trying to fight out, but Frostie moves his arms down across Rupert's throat, making it hard for him to breath. Frostie pulls back on his neck with all his might until Rupert, who was fightly valiently to get out, goes limp. The ref checks Rupert, then signals for the bell. Frostie releases the hold, and Rupert lays on the mat completely unconscious.]
Max Winters: The winner of this match.... FROSTIE!!
[The fans give a respectful clap as "Fat Lip" starts to play once again. The ref is checking on Rupert, but he's still out. Sir Wallace calls for some medics as Frostie steps out of the ring.]
Randy Boggs: Frostie put Rupert out!
King Royce: Rupert made this into a shootfight, Randy, and he lost.
Randy Boggs: Impressive debut for this Frostie fella. But don't think Rupert won't want a rematch in the future, but under his rules next time.
King Royce: This could be fun to watch for in the future.
["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim hits, and The Jolly Potter comes out into the arena, alone. Yellow lights flash all round the arena as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs in, and gratefully acknowledges the cheers he receives from the Japanese crowd. He collects a microphone from the ring announcer and gets ready to talk.]
Jolly Potter: First of all, an apology. I know no Japanese, so you'll have to cope with me speaking English. I am sorry. However, I am really enjoying my time in Japan. It is a wonderful country.
[The fans in the arena cheer.]
Jolly Potter: But two people have annoyed me since I arrived. They are Ricky Green and Exile.
[Boos replace the cheers.]
Jolly Potter: Exile interfered in my match last week, taking out myself, Greendog and Manhatten Project in one fell swoop. I don't forgive and I don't forget Exile. I'm not interested in past reputations. I'm not impressed by your words. Claiming you will win the Global Honoured Crown tournament and how you will dominate the competition here. It's not going to happen. You know why? Because at some point, you will have to go one on one with the toughest, most enduring and most resilient wrestler around today, The Jolly One. When I've finished, Exile will be exiled.
[More cheers from the fans.]
Jolly Potter: Then there is Greendog. Greendog because Ricky Green hangs around with that dog Angela! Cheers and laughter from the crowd. They must be well educated in the English language.
Jolly Potter: He betrayed my trust, my respect and my show of sportsmanship and all because he doesn't look where he's going. Then again, if he could see probably he wouldn't be with his dog would he? You got the victory two weeks ago Greendog, but not because you won. You got that victory because I lost. That won't happen again. I am a very good learner and a wrestler who makes precious few mistakes. You won't have the opportunity to win that way again Greendog, so when we meet again, the clayhead will get a Clayhead. Actually, is Angela a dog or an ape? I can't really decide. She has the features of a mutt, yet looks like she could be General Thead's twin sister from Planet of the Apes!
[The crowd cheers just before "Getcha Groove On" By Limp Bizkit hits and Ricky Green enters the arena. Green looks fuming after Potter's words. He stops mid-way to the ring, and calls to cut the music.]
Ricky Green: Potter, You gotta this one thing through your. I know it's extremely hard for any knowledge to reach that paramecium you call a mind, but, if you learn one thing, this is it. Angela, has not a god damn thing to do with you. She didn't know what she was doing when she helped me out. The fact is, your fucked up, and cost me the match, I got retribution, and she decided to help me. However, if you actually believe that I'm offended by cracks at Angela, you're sadly mistaken, I've known Angela since we were growin' up in Compton. She's more of a sister, to me....I'm a married man potter, and Angela can take care of herself, which is more then what I can say for you.
[The crowd are now a constant flow of boos.]
Ricky Green: Your not man enough to face me, so you take cheapshots at Angela, because you know, both Psychically and Verablly, I'm gonna kick ya ass. And lemme tell ya this, Ya wanna talk Dogs? You got the nerve to say Angela is a dog, when your little Bitch looks like you bought her from the SPCA.
[The crowd looks confused to the "SPCA" phrase. But still continue to boo.]
Ricky Green: Potter, I'm gonna show you just exactly why I shattered your arm. Next Week Global TV. After I'm finished dismantling the monster eXile tonight. You bring in a partner of your choice and I'll bring one of my own. I've already showed ya I am the better man, when it comes to one on one, now I'll show you that last week...that we could've won that match-up if it wasn't for you by claiming my superiority in the tag team division....and show to both you and the entire country of Japan, just exactly who it was that cost us both the match-up last week...what d'ya say?
[Green drops his arms to his side as Jolly Potter raises the mic up to answer Ricky's challenge.]
Jolly Potter: You've got a de--
[Just then, "Stupify" by Disturbed kicks up and the japanese fans hit their feet. Chants of "eX-i-le" are heard through out the small crowd. Just as the chorus comes in, Mr. Vincent steps out of the entrance and onto the beginning of the cat walk. He is decked out in a finely cut Armani suit, this one bright green. He has a smile on his face as a moment later eXile steps out to an even louder ovation. He has his wrestling gear on with a black, sleeveless "gfwa OMEGA" t-shirt on. He grins at the crowd as if a kid on christmas morning walking up to the present littered tree. Mr. Vincent is handed a mic by a staff member as the crowd quiets down.]
Mr. Vincent: Ah, Tokyo. . .my home.
[Don shakes his head as the fans boo. Oddly enough, they love eXile.]
Mr. Vincent: But enough with plesantries, onto the matter at hand. Ricky Green, you little odd looking fool of a man, you come out here and bore these people with your off beat *in a mocking tone* american humor. *normal* That just isnt going to fly.
[Ricky flips Mr. Vincent off as eXile starts at him. Don holds him back, begging him to calm down.]
Jolly Potter: No, don't hold him back. By all means, let the cat out of the bag.
Mr. Vincent: And you, Jolly Potter. . your name in itself makes me question your ability, if not your sexual preference. You, too, come out here and speak of my innovation sensation as if he is the student and you are the teacher. Tonight, Mr. Green will be taught a lesson that he, nor you, will EVER forget.
[eXile takes the mic and takes a few small steps as he talks, getting further towards the ring.]
eXile: Let me get right to the answer. Yes. Wondering the question? Will i be the third man in your little tag team match next week.
[eXile smiles as the crowd roars with approval. Ricky and Potter shake their heads as if to say 'ok'.]
eXile: [In a lower tone] But it really upsets me when you two play without me. Cant you see that i want to play, too?
[eXile grins as the crowd cheers moderately, well as moderately as twenty people can cheer.]
eXile: *Tone picking up volume* Jolly Potter, unlike yourself, I don't down play your ability or your potential to suceed. You see, i was taught the hard way about respect. And not only do i give it. . .i expect it.
Jolly Potter: I--
eXile: *Loud tone* Sshh.
[eXile shakes his head as he grins.]
eXile: No.
[Jolly Potter gives an angered look as eXile continues.]
eXile: And i think, Jolly Potter and you, Ricky, that its about time that you learned a little something about respect. Im not sure what you think respect is, so let me tell you.
[eXile takes off his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd as he is now only a few feet from the ring, still walking. Ricky climbs into the ring, keeping his distance from Potter still.]
eXile: Respect stands about 6'5. Respect weighs about 275 pounds. And respect is about to walk all over you RIGHT NOW. Ricky Green, Jolly Potter. . .we dont need to wait until next week. . .i say we do this TONIGHT!
[eXile drops the mic as Potter walks towards eXile. eXile takes two quick steps and lunges over the to prope, goring Potter. He gets up and dropkicks Green who comes at him. Jolly rolls out of the ring as eXile scoops Ricky up and calls for the Exploder 98' but is cut off by a masked man! Jolly Potter climbs in the ring smiling as the man begins beating eXile in the back with a chair. eXile is powerless against the attack as he goes down to his knees.]
Mr. Vincent: Get out here!
[Suddenly, another masked man runs down to the ring and slides in. He starts attacking the man who is hitting eXile! Ricky motions to the back, but no one cmes out. He holds up his hands just as he is gored from behind by eXile. Jolly Potter coes over as the msked men brawl, and him and eXile begin trading punches. Ricky gets up and all five men in the ring assume to beat each other to death as security fills the ring to break it up.]
Randy Boggs: My god what a melee!
King Royce: Things have gotten out of control here, and we still have tons of show left!
Randy Boggs: I know I can't wait until later on when eXile takes on Ricky Green.
King Royce: Neither can I!
[Security is restoring order in the ring as the cameras cut backstage. Frostie is shown getting a bottle of water. Rupert Williams walks up behind him, when his crooked nose, and taps him on the shoulder. Frostie turns around.]
Frostie: Oh, hey man. Sorry about the nose.
Rupert Williams: Don't be sorry, be worried. I'm not finished with you. Inexperienced fellas like you don't show me up and get away with it.
Frostie: Dude, it was just a match. So you lost, big deal.
Rupert Williams: I don't lose, Frostie. So in order to rectify this lose, I want you in the ring next week. Shootfight.
Frostie: Hey, if that's what you want, then I'm cool with that.
Rupert Williams: This time I'll be ready for you.
Frostie: Yeah, that's great. See you next week.
[Rupert Williams walks away as Frostie just smiles and takes a drink of his water. We fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Well, Max always said you couldn't trust Rupert Williams.
King Royce: Yeah, and next week we'll get our first official shootfight in the gfwa OMEGA.
Randy Boggs: Man, jobbers are difficult.
King Royce: Yes they are.
Randy Boggs: In any event, let's get into our next matchup.
AJ Fortay vs. Able
[Able is already in the ring with Koji Yamota, the ref for this match, when "Crawling" by Linkin Park begins to play. Blue and white lights begin to flash all about as AJ Fortay makes his way through the curtains. The fans give him a respectful clap as he heads down to the ring.]
Randy Boggs: AJ's gfwa OMEGA career didn't start off well, but he's been raising his stock since.
King Royce: This is one guy who will make his second chance mean something.
[AJ climbs into the ring as Max Winters has a mic in hand.]
Max Winters: The following contest is set for one fall with no time limit. Introducing first..... ABLE!
[Able takes a step forward as the crowd gives no reaction.]
Max Winters: And his opponent... AJ FORTAY!!!
[AJ steps forward with one arm in the air, getting a nice clap from the twenty in attendence. Max Winters exits the squared circle, as Koji brings AJ and Able to the center of the ring. Handshake is shared before they head back into their corners. Koji calls for the bell and both men come out of their corners. Lock up in the center of the ring and Able hiptosses AJ down. AJ jumps back up and runs into a back body drop from Able. AJ quickly back up and ducks a lariat. Cross body attempt by AJ, but Able catches him. Able sets AJ on his feet and nails the Nail in the Coffin[evenflow DDT] is quick fashion! 1... 2.. kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Whoa! AJ just kicked out of the Nail in the Coffin!
King Royce: Impressive!
[Able, too, can't believe it, and picks up AJ. Irish whip into the corner, and Able follows in. AJ gets a boot up to knock Able backwards, then jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Able charges back in and AJ leaps off the second rope and takes Able over with a hurricanranna for two. AJ and Able both on their feet, and AJ ducks another lariat and gets the waistlock. He uses all the power he can muster to give Able a HUGE german suplex! AJ heads to the top turnbuckle but MISSES the Wake Up Call[twisting senton bomb]!!! Able waits for AJ to get to his feet and scoops him up. Six Foot Drop[rikishi driver] by Able!!! 1..... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Holy jeez! AJ has kicked out of the Six Foot Drop, too!
King Royce: Simply amazing!
[Able is very frustrated and picks AJ up off the canvas. Able picks him up for another Six Foot Drop, but AJ slips out. Able turns around and gets the Break Point[superkick] to the butt of his jaw! Before Able can go down, AJ locks him up for the J Breaker[vertebreaker]!! He nails it!!!! 1..... 2.... 3!!!]
Max Winters: The winner of this match.... AJ FORTAY!!
["Crawling" begins to play again as the fans go wild! Well, about fifteen of the twenty are clapping for AJ's quick victory. AJ quickly jumps out of the ring and heads to the back as the ref helps out Able.]
Randy Boggs: Very impressive victory for AJ Fortay, King.
King Royce: Yeah, he just defeated a former GFWA United States Champion in Able, and very easily I might add.
Randy Boggs: He kicked out of his two most deadly signature moves and was able to put him away with the Break Point and J Breaker in no time.
King Royce: AJ's future looks extremely bright.
["Lay Low" by Dr. Dre, Snoop, and Nate Dogg plays throughout the arena as Bronx, and Brooklyn make their entrance. brooklyn makes a raise the roof signal, and Bronx starts to bark. The two make their way down to the ring, where Max Winters is waiting in the ring. They get in the ring. Brooklyn stands on the second rope to pump up the crowd as Bronx walks to the center of the ring and puts his arm around Max.]
Bronx: Maxie Boy, I was told to make my way down to ringside, and as usual Brooks and I decided to make as big of impact as possible. So whaddya got for me big boy?
[Brooklyn comes down off the middle rope, and joins Bronx next to Max.]
Max Winters :Well, Bronx, everyone wants to know some of your feelings on the GFWA Omega's current situation.
Bronx: I think we are rocking as always. I think the fans are starting to warm up to us. It takes a while for one culture to buy into another. That's the case here. The boys in the back are doing their best to give it their all, and all we can do is pray that the japanese fans appreciate all we do for them.
Max Winters: Now, everyone knows you have been one that has been in the GFWA the longest, so they look up to you, how do you handle that?
Bronx: Easy, just be myself, come out here and try hard every week, plain and simple. Do everything I used to do, but this time with brooks watching my back!
Max Winters: Brooklyn, How has it been for you, a rookie in this business, trying to keep up with the fast pace that Bronx lays down in all of his matches.
Brooklyn: No doubt Bronx puts his all into every one of his matches. Though, he explained to me when he decided on me for his partner, that he was not going to slow down the pace just for me. I knew I had my work cut out for me when I worked out with him. His work ethic is something I had never seen before, but now i know why he trains so vigorously. He has kept me on the ball, and he has only made me better. the first week I was lagging bad, and you can see it. But I got used to the pace and now I can take my time and think, and not feel rushed. I move at my own pace now, not Bronx's. Before I felt that I HAD to go by his pace. Now I realize I set my own pace.
Max Winters: Now this if for the both of you. You are obviously the clear cut favorite to win the gfwa OMEGA Tag Team Championships. I know you Bronx have never been a favorite, and certian Brooklyn has been neither. What is it like to have so many people htinking you are the team to beat.
Bronx:Well, though many people call us the favorites, no one can forget Devilz Darkside. To me they are the favorite, regardless of what anyone says. They have the experience and know how. Yes we have been practicing, and are focused on winning, and the favorite is a new role for both of us. But we will not let that go to our heads. We know very well what Devilz Darkside is capable of. We know they are sitting, watching our every match. Memorizing our manuevers, knowing what we're gonna do next. They have the psychological advantage taht we don't. No doubt we will be in the championship match together, no other team is even close to this level. But it will be a war, plain and simple. And Devilz darkside will not figure out the key to the Project. They will be just like the others, and fall short of straight A's.
["(I won't) Duck and Run kicks up over the speakers and the crowd looks in awe as the Darkside appear at from the back. Devilz Messenger looks pissed. His cool calm nature has seemed to disappear. Angel on the other hand is the exact oppositte. A look of determination is in his eyes as he stares down Brooklyn. The music starts to fade away but the crowds cheers don't. Bronxs gives a quick smile, as if he knew this would happen and the Darkside start to make their way down to the ring. They give high fives to the fans along the side and climb into the ring. Messenger reaches out his hand and gives a quick wave. Bronx tosses him the mic. Messenger turns to the crowd and smiles.]
Devilz Messenger: Now everyone out there didn't think we'd be gone too long did you?!
[The crowd goes up in cheers and chants in japanese start to flow through the arena. Ofcourse both Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel have no idea what they are saying so they just shrug it off. Messenger turns back to Bronx, with a cold look he stares him down.]
Devilz Messenger: Once upon a time Bronx we were stablemates. We were poised to take the GWA by storm. For reasons beyond our control you were fired, and it inraged us. We followed you to the GFWA Omega, and we were ready to strike again. But you must have felt it was time for change. More than one change I might add. You've improved greatly, and you've started to shown signs of ledgendary status. Theres only one problem. That problem is the man you are staring at, owns the ledgendary status!
[The crowd once again begins to chant, but this time in english...."Fight, Fight, Fight!"]
Devilz Messenger: It seems that our friends here in Japan want your little project and us to face off. The time will come for that. You won the first round, but only because we had been distracted. I will not making any detailed excuses but know this. By beating us the first time, you've only hurt yourself more. We will make it to the championships to face you, there is no doubt about that. But you've already given your all. You witnessed our rage before, but only as a bistander. You watched us beat the hell out of Japan Air, Firestorm, Jolly Potter & Neo, and many more. But this time, you will be the one recieving the punishment.
[Devilz Messenger doesn't appear to be done, but Angel reaches out and takes the mic, somewhat forcefully. He looks at brooklyn one more time then looks over at Bronx]
Hellz Angel: You know bronx, outside this arena I still consider you a good friend. You've protected my back several times, and visa versa. But now what pains me the most is seeing that when you are behind me, I have to worry. I have be ready and alert, when used to be calm and patient. This will not effect my fighting skills. But when I do pin you, or your rookie, you will realize what a foolish mistake it was to leave our friendship. You know us very well, and we hardly become aggrivated and get this way. But you've pushed all the right buttons, now you will see the explosion.
[The chants begin to get louder...Fight Fight Fight!...Both teams stare eachother down. Suddenly "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains hits and out walks the acting President and Commissioner of the gfwa OMEGA, The Butcher. He gets a big response. He stops halfway down the catwalk with a mic in hand.]
The Butcher: It seems as if you all want to get it on tonight. Is that right?
[All four men don't exactly say yes, but don't say no either.]
Butcher: Well I guess that means you two will be fighting RIGHT NOW!!
Devilz Darkside vs. The Manhattan Project
[Ty Vaughn is sent to the ring as the crowd goes into a roar... which reminds you of a flock of cricks all at once...yes its that pathetic. The Devilz Darkside look down at Manhattan Project who are just as surprised as them. Messenger takes off his shirt and is apparently ready. Bronx starts to shakes his head and holds out his hand to stop Messenger but Messenger grabs it and elbow him right in the face! The bell rings and we are underway! Butcher drops the mic as he laughs and heads back to the back. Devilz Messenger and Bronx start off as they are throwing punches back and forth. Bronx dives and Messenger's knees and takes the big man down. Angel watches from the corner and doesn't seem to happy about the surprise match. Brooklyn is still in a state of shock, this hasn't happened to the rookie. Messenger whips Bronx into the turnbuckle and Angel grabs him. He suddenly releases Bronx as if he were surprised he grabed him in the first place. Bronx gets a leg up in time and knocks down Messenger. Bronx turns and looks at Angel who stares at him back.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Angel and Bronx don't seem to want to fight.
King Royce: They were stablemates way back when....
Randy Boggs: This could be bad.
[A huge Belly to Back suplex by Messenger! He came out of nowhere. He tags in Angel, and Angel quickly goes to work sending Bronx to the ropes. Bronx grabs on and stops himself. He tags in Brooklyn who comes out like a mad house sending rights and lefts to the face and mid section. A beautiful Powerbomb my Brooklyn tops off the assault. Angel comes right back as he nails an upper cut making Brooklyn stumble. Brooklyn nails a right, directly back to Angel but, Angel ducks it and piledrives Booklyn!]
Randy Boggs: Vicious piledriver from Hellz Angel.
King Royce: Devilz Darkside looks to be sending a message to the tag team division.
[Angel whips Brooklyn to the ropes, and Messenger pulls down the top rope, sending Brooklyn to the outside. Messenger hits a big chokeslam on the floor, as Bronx runs into the ring and hits a spinning heel kick to the back of Angel's head!! Angel stumbles through the ropes and onto the apron. Bronx leaps at Angel, who ducks, but Bronx grabs Angel's legs on the way down and powerbombs him on the outside! Messenger and Bronx trade punches, before an eye rake gives Messenger the advantage, and he sends Bronx into the guardrail. Messenger charges at him, but Bronx flips him over the railing and into the crowd!]
Randy Boggs: This is out of control!!
King Royce: The ref is calling for the bell, Randy.
Max Winters: The referee has counted out both teams, resulting in a DRAW!
[Bronx picks up an empty seat(there's tons of 'em) and nails Messenger across the head. Angel and Brooklyn get back to their feet and Brooklyn gets nails with a big boot, knocking him back down. Angel gorilla presses Brooklyn and chucks him over the railing and back three rows! All four men are battling through the "crowd", and head to the back.]
Randy Boggs: Man, I was hoping this would go longer!
King Royce: Well you'll get to see TMP later tonight, and I'm positive this won't be the last time we see these two going at it in the ring.
Randy Boggs: Well, let's just go ahead and watch this advertisement for our big Tokyo Dome Show in September.
[A promo begins to play, showing past events held at the Tokyo Dome, and saying how the gfwa OMEGA's event will be better than them all. Ticket prices are shown to be at five dollars American, and all that mumbo-jumbo. The ad ends, and we are looking at the announcers.]
Randy Boggs: I can't wait for that big show. Everyone can catch it live at the Dome, or on PPV.
King Royce: Should be a huge show!
The Jolly Potter vs. "Mr. Perfect" Scotty Williams vs. Shawn Reed
[Scotty Williams and Shawn Reed are both in the ring and in different corners. "Praise You" by Fat Boy Slim kicks in and out onto the catwalk come The Jolly Potter and Abigail Doyle, looking delightful in a yellow low cut top, short black skirt and yellow slip on shoes. Potter extends his arms skywards as his other hangs limply by his side and Abigail points to him from one side and yellow lights flash around the arena. The pair walk to the ring. Potter steps into the ring and sees Shawn Reed and Scotty Williams talking in a corner.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Shawn Reed is up to his old tricks.
King Royce: We'll see if he tricks Scotty like he did AJ and Blac Haze on the first global TV.
[Max Winters climbs into the ring with a mic in hand, as Reed and Williams seperate.]
Max Winters: The following contest is a triple threat elimination matchup with no time limit. Introducing first.... Shawn REED!
[Shawn takes a step forward, and looks over at Scotty, but gets no reaction from the twenty fans in attendence.]
Max Winters: And his opponent.... Scotty WILLIAMS!!
[Scotty looks back over at Reed and nods, as he gets a few jeers from the fans, but not much.]
Max Winters: And their opponent.... JOLLY POTTER!!!
[The Jolly Potter steps forward, with one arm in the air, and gets a huge response from the paying customers, plus the ones who got in free. Crazy Lou, the referee, calls for the bell as Reed and Scotty get side by side, staring down Potter. Suddenly, Scotty nails Reed from behind with a dropkick, much to the surprise of one-arm Potter. Reed stumbles forward, then turns around towards Scotty. A shouting match occurs, then the pushing starts. Scotty pushes Reed, then Reed pushes Scotty. Scotty pushes Reed back hard and into a lariat from behind by Potter. Potter picks Reed up, kicks him in the gut, and plants him with the Clayhead[pedigree]!!! 1... 2... 3!!]
Randy Boggs: Man, that was quick! Potter just eliminated Shawn Reed with the Clayhead!
King Royce: Ha, Reed just got fooled by Scotty Williams. They don't call him Mr. Perfect for nothin'.
[Potter gets up, holding his arm, and looks directly at Scotty.]
Randy Boggs: Potter and Williams don't exactly see eye to eye, King.
King Royce: No, not with Scotty's constant mistreatment of woman.
[Potter continues to stare down Scotty when Abigail jumps onto the apron. Scotty turns and sees Abigail shouting at him. Scotty rushes at her, but she jumps off the apron before Scotty can grab her. Scotty turns around gets nailed by a hard punch to the face from Potter. Irish whip leads to a flipping dropkick! Scotty rolls to the outside as Potter holds his arm, after landing on it with the flipping dropkick. The ref talks with Potter as Abigail slaps Scotty!! Scotty retreats back into the ring and into the Clayhead from Potter!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!]
Max Winters: The winner of this match.... JOLLY POTTER!!!
["Praise You" kicks up as Abigail slides into the ring. She kicks Scotty a couple of times, before celebrating with Potter. The fans are all excited as Potter and Abigail leave the ring after an impressive victory.]
Randy Boggs: Well that was easy for Potter.
King Royce: Yeah, that's why he is one of our bigger stars.
Randy Boggs: It's almost time for our next match, but first, let's take a look at what lead to this match.
[Footage is shown of last week's main event between Green/Potter and TMP. eXile's interference is the highlight, then we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: We are going to finally see what eXile is made of.
King Royce: Should at least be a heated battle.
"The Elite Killa" Ricky Green vs. eXile
[Upton Phelps stands in the ring with Max Winters, chatting it up, when "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit hits. Out walks Ricky Green... alone. He heads down to the ring to a respectful amount of claps. Oh who am I kidding? He is being booed mercilessly by twenty frickin' people. For twenty people they sure are loud. Ricky climbs in to the ring just as "Stupify" by Disturbed kicks up and the fans hit their feet, all twenty of 'em. Chants of "eX-i-le!" are heard throughout the small venue. Blue and white lights flash about the crowd and catwalk as eXile walks out onto the catwalk to a big response fro mthe crowd. He grins menicaly as he stalks the ring. He pulls off his "gfwa OMEGA" shirt and throws it to the crowd. He climbs in the ring and ascends each turnbuckle, raising his right fist in the air each time. He gets down from the last turnbuckle and stares Ricky down as he waits for the bell.]
Max Winters: The following match is scheduled for one fall and does not have a time limit. Introducing first... RICKY GREEN!!!!
[The twenty people hiss and boo at Ricky as he stands in the corner.]
Max Winters: And his opponent... EXILE!!!
[eXile lifts one arm and the fans cheer him. eXile and Green come out of their corners as Upton signals for the bell to start this match up. Lock up in the center of the ring is avoided by Green, who grabs eXile's leg and knocks him down. Single leg crab is attempted to be applied by Green, but eXile isn't letting him turn it over. Green stomps eXile in the face, and is able to turn him over and lock in the half crab. eXile pushes up and is able to turn his body so that he can kick Green in the back of the head. Three kicks and Green falls face first to the mat. eXile stands up and locks in his own half crab. eXile sits down on Green's back and pulls back on the leg with all his might. Green is trying to pull himself to the ropes, but eXile is sitting on him with all his weight. Green tries to kick at eXile, but he can't get into position to kick with his free leg. eXile pulls on the leg again, drawing a shout of pain from Green. Green pushes up with all the strength he can muster, and dumps eXile on his face, and gets the half crab on again, drawing "oohs!" from twenty people.]
Randy Boggs: This is just some wacked out shit, King!
King Royce: Uh, yeah, that's right.
[Green sits down on eXile's back, and pulls back on his leg. Green swings his arm backwards and backhands eXile in the side of the head a few times while still pulling back on the leg. Green pulls eXile's lower body up, with only his head basically on the mat. Ricky puts one knee in the back of eXile's neck and other pulls back on the leg. eXile is basically being bent like an accordian, as Ricky pulls down on the leg some more and digs his knee into eXile's neck. eXile puts his hands on the mat and pushes up, lifting his head out from under Green's knee and up off the mat. He falls back down on the back of his neck, but is now in position to kick at Green, hitting him in the face with the back of his knee. Three shots gets Green to release the hold. eXile rolls to the outside to test his neck and knee and survey the damage done.]
Randy Boggs: I've never seen someone bent like that.
King Royce: I did... once. It was a movie. A dirty movie.
Randy Boggs: Yeah, that's a surprise.
[Ricky gets to his feet and shakes the pain, that he received in an earlier half crab, from his knee and heads over to the ropes where Upton is counting eXile out. He's up to ten as Ricky reaches over the top rope and grabs eXile by the ears. He pulls eXile up onto the apron and sets up for a suplex back into the ring, but eXile blocks by holding onto the ropes with his foot. Ricky tries again, but is unsuccessful. This time eXile powers Ricky up and lifts him over the top rope. eXile's leg, however, gives out and he drops Ricky to the floor. Ricky twists his body at the last second to avoid landing on his head. He does, however, land hard on his shoulder, resulting in a few seconds of loud cursing. eXile had fallen off the apron as well, but just landed on his back with no pain. He is holding his leg though, as Upton begins to count again.]
Randy Boggs: That was scary, King. Ricky could have landed on his head and broken his neck.
King Royce: You never want to see that, just ask our President.
[eXile pulls himself using the apron, and walks around a bit, trying to get feeling in the leg. He limps a bit then rolls back into the ring as Upton reaches twelve. eXile rolls over into a corner and starts to stretch his leg as Ricky gets halfway under the bottom rope to stop the count at nineteen. He's favoring his shoulder as he pulls himself the rest of the way in. He gets to his knees and starts to rotate his shoulder to get feeling back in it. eXile hobbles over and clocks Ricky in the side of the head with a big right, knocking him onto his side. eXile steps over Ricky and locks on a Fugiware armbar!! Ricky is quick to the ropes. eXile releases the hold and gets to his feet. He grabs Ricky by the head and pulls him up. Ricky hits a dropkick to eXile's knee and goes for the figure four leg lock, but eXile pushes him to the ropes. eXile kips up, but almost falls back down due to the leg. Ricky comes back at eXile, but misses the haymaker, and eXile nails him with a big time backdrop driver!!! 1... 2..... kick out!!!]
Japanese Commentator: BAAAAACKDROOOOPAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Randy Boggs: Jesus, he landed right on the back of his neck.
King Royce: Let's see, bad knee for eXile, and a bad neck AND shoulder for Green. Looks like eXile has this one in the bag.
[eXile picks Ricky up and hits a big forearm smash, before whipping him to the ropes. eXile runs back into the opposite ropes and nails Ricky in the center of the ring with a huge lariat! 1..... 2.... kick out!!! eXile hits a quick DDT on Ricky for another two count. eXile with a front facelock on Ricky, while on the ground, to try and wear down the neck. eXile adds to the pain by putting his bad arm in a hammerlock, wraps his arm around and locks his hands together, resulting in much pain for Ricky.]
Randy Boggs: What an innovative move by eXile.
King Royce: Yeah, right out of the gates, he's made an impression here in the gfwa OMEGA.
Randy Boggs: I don't think Ricky knew what he was going up against here tonight.
[eXile lifts Ricky up to his feet while still in the hold, and knees him in the face a couple of times, before hooking up his arms for a Tiger Driver. eXile goes for it, but Ricky blocks, but dropping to one knee. eXile releases and hits and vicious elbow smash, knocking him onto his back. eXile pulls Ricky back up and sets up for the Tiger Driver again. Ricky blocks again, resulting in eXile releases the hold. eXile goes for a spin kick, with his bad leg, and Ricky catches it. Ricky knocks eXile's other leg out from under him, and locks on the figure four!!]
King Royce: WHOO!
Randy Boggs: One of the few universally known moves that will end a match anywhere.
[eXile is in a bit of pain, actually quite a bit of pain as he desperately tries to reach the ropes. eXile gives up on making the ropes, as he's making no progress, and takes swings at Ricky, who dodges each one. eXile just falls onto his back, but lifts his shoulder at two. eXile sits back on his elbows as he tries to think of a way to get free. Ricky is leaning on his hands, making him lean forward more than eXile. Ricky then closes his eyes as he applies more pressure. This allows eXile to lean forward and grab Ricky by the head. He pulls him forward and into the front facelock again. eXile adds a couple of hard shots to his shoulder to cause Ricky to release the figure four. Both men lie on their backs, holding their injured body parts.]
Randy Boggs: Whomever can push the pain to the back of their minds will win this one.
King Royce: But these two aren't letting the other have a second to think about any else but the injuries.
[eXile rolls to the ropes, as Ricky gets to his feet. He rotates his shoulder again, and does the same with his neck, as eXile shakes his leg and bends it repeatedly. eXile then limps away from the ropes as Ricky steps towards the center of the ring, holding his arm close to him. eXile takes a swing, but Ricky ducks and goes for a back suplex, but his arm won't allow it, and just drops eXile back onto his feet. eXile kicks Ricky in the stomach and sets up for a brainbuster. Ricky blocks by hooking his leg around eXile's. The second attempt is stopped the same way. eXile bends Ricky down and hammers him across the back of his neck with clubbing forearms. eXile then lifts Ricky up into the air for the brainbuster. His leg starts to waver, so he quickly drives Ricky's head into the canvas with the brainbuster! 1..... 2.... kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: That was a close one, King.
King Royce: Yeah, and did you see eXile's leg? He can't hold anyone up, despite his large size, for any long length of time.
[eXile pulls Ricky to his feet and boots him in the stomach. eXile hooks Ricky up for the Tiger Driver once again. Ricky blocks for a third time, prompting eXile to release the arms and knee Ricky directly in the face. He uses his bad knee however, and falls to the canvas holding it. Ricky fell onto his back, then reaches up and feels the blood coming from above his eye. Ricky sits up, then pushes himself onto his feet. eXile gets up in the corner, with his back turned to Ricky. Ricky walks over and eXile turns around. eXile kicks Ricky in the stomach, but Ricky fires back with a lariat in the corner. Ricky tries to lift eXile onto the top rope, but his arm won't allow it, so he kicks away at eXile's stomach, then hits a monkey flip out of the corner.]
Randy Boggs: That's an old move that has just recently come back via RVD.
King Royce: Who?
[Ricky rubs the back of his neck after landing on it because of the monkey flip, and grabs eXile by the head. Ricky kicks him in the stomach and attempts to go for the Tiger Driver. Ricky can't keep his hands locked, due to the injured shoulder. Ricky shakes his arm a bit, and goes for it again. He pushes the pain back as far as he can, although the expression on his face shows that he didn't push it too far back. He does, however, lock his arms, and uses all his power to lift eXile up and slams him down, back-first, onto the canvas with the Tiger Driver!! Ricky falls onto his back, holding his shoulder. He rolls over, but can't hook the leg on the cover. 1.... 2.... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: That was a test of determination on Ricky's part just to get that move off.
King Royce: Yes, but how much did it take out of him?
[Ricky gets on his knees and works on his shoulder some more to try and get more feeling back in it. He gets back onto his feet, as eXile rolls to the ropes. eXile pulls himself up, then backs into the corner. His leg is still giving him problems, but not as much as Ricky's shoulder and neck are giving him. Ricky spies eXile in the corner, and charges in. eXile steps out of the way, and Ricky rams into the corner chest-first. eXile runs to the ropes, with a very noticable limp, as Ricky turns back around. He can't react to eXile barrelling down on him, and gets gored through the ropes!! Ricky hits the catwalk with the back of his neck, and flips over onto his stomach. eXile chokes himself on the second rope, and bounces back onto his back in the ring. Both men are down as the twenty fans at the Nippon Budokan are on their feet and clapping.]
Randy Boggs: An awesome move by eXile, but it resulted in taking him down as well.
King Royce: But it was effective, and buys himself time to work the kinks out of his leg.
[Upton Phelps is counting Ricky out, as eXile gets to his feet. He paces around the ring to get the feeling back, but the limp is still evident. Upton is up to sixteen as Ricky gets on his knees, facing the entrance way. eXile grabs Upton and tells him to stop counting, and he does so. eXile stands by the ropes waiting for Ricky to get to his feet. Ricky does so and starts to back up towards the ring. eXile takes off across the ring, bounces off the ropes, and runs back across the ring. Ricky turns around to face the ring, as eXile leaps over the top rope, and gores Ricky back down!!!!]
Randy Boggs: WHOA!
King Royce: Sweet Jesus, that was amazing!
[eXile rolls over, holding his knee. He lept off the bad knee, and almost didn't clear the top rope. Ricky is down and out as the ref begins to count anew. eXile gets onto his feet and limps back to the ring, he grabs Upton by the shirt and tells him to stop counting. Ricky is on all fours as eXile waits patiently. Ricky gets to his knees as eXile continues to wait. Ricky gets onto his feet as eXile makes his move. eXile grabs Ricky for the eXiled[exploder '98], but Ricky blocks, and counters with the Elite Murda[diving reverse DDT] on the catwalk!!! The ref begins to count again as both men are down.]
Randy Boggs: Elite Murda on the catwalk, King!
King Royce: Both of these men are amazing.
[Ricky pulls himself on all fours at the count of nine and begins to crawl towards the ring. He falls in through the ropes at thirteen as eXile finally starts to move. eXile begins to crawl as Upton counts sixteen. Eighteen comes and goes, but eXile hasn't entered the ring yet. Same goes for nineteen. But just before Upton finishes saying twenty, eXile dives through the middle and top ropes. He tucks and rolls, and pops onto his feet and into an uranage suplex from Ricky Green!! Ricky rotates his shoulder more as he walks over to the corner. Ricky climbs up to the top turnbuckle and gets himself balanced on the top before standing. Ricky gets halfway upright when eXile dives onto the top rope, causing Ricky to crotch himself.]
Randy Boggs: That's never fun to see.
King Royce: I could have done without it myself.
[eXile climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, but falls off due to the leg. But he pushes himself and gets on the second turnbuckle. He grabs Ricky and then climbs onto the top turnbuckle. He goes for a top rope gutwrench suplex, but Ricky blocks it by holding onto the support bar holding the top turnbuckle to the ring post. eXile hammers him across the back, but it's not enough to loosen his grip on the support bar. eXile lifts Ricky's head up and hits two big forearm smashes to the face, opening the cut above his eye even further. Ricky is lifted up for the gutwrench by eXile, but Ricky hooks his legs on the support bar, blocking eXile from lifting him further. eXile releases Ricky and hits two more forearm smashes, and that's enough to lift Ricky up onto the top turnbuckle with him. eXile decides to change the move and sets up for a superplex, but Ricky blocks and drops eXile down onto his stomach with a reverse suplex!!!]
Randy Boggs: Nice counter by Ricky.
King Royce: That's the experience paying off.
[The fall to the ground causes eXile to flip over onto his back, and Ricky says this match is over. He stands on the top turnbuckle, and leaps off with The Drive By[shooting star press]!!! Ricky didn't leap off right, and gets kinda sideways. He nails the move, but due to the awkwardness of the leap, he hits his shoulder on the mat upon impact as he overshot eXile just a bit. Ricky rolls over onto his back, holding his shoulder. Both men are motionless for a bit, resulting in the start of a ten count from the ref. Upton gets to eight when Ricky rolls over and lays his injured arm across eXile's chest. 1..... 2...... thre.... eXile rolls over and gets the Fugiware armbar on Ricky again!!!]
Randy Boggs: Oh shit! That was a cool sequence!
King Royce: eXile is showing something here tonight.
[eXile is pulling back on the arm as hard as he can, but Ricky makes the ropes. eXile pulls him back onto his feet, and kicks him in the stomach. He hooks the arms and hits the Tiger Driver!!!! 1....... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Man! He tries and tries and tries to hit the move, and when he finally does, it doesn't get the job done.
King Royce: That has to be frustrating.
[eXile quickly pulls Ricky up, and hits several forearm smashes, backing him up against the ropes. eXile kicks him in the stomach again and goes for another Tiger Driver, but Ricky counters and flips eXile up and over the top rope. eXile lands on the apron, but hits his knee hard. He pulls himself up, but gets knocked down by a Green springboard dropkick! Green lands on his shoulder, however, and can't capitalize on his move. eXile rolls over to the guardrail on the outside as Upton begins to count. Green rolls out of the ring, holding his shouler, when he turns towards eXile, he can see him rushing towards him. The crowd gasps as eXile lunges for another gore[aka Stupified], but Ricky leapfrogs it! The crowd sighs in relief.]
Randy Boggs: Why are they concerned if Ricky gets the gore?
King Royce: It's all about respect. They see both men as amazing talents, and they know if eXile hits the gore it'll be over. So they gasp and sigh over the match about to be over, because they respect both athletes.
Randy Boggs: I see.
[Ricky lands on his feet and turns back around, and gets GORED out of his boots this time, and drives him into the guardrail!]
Randy Boggs: Ricky didn't have time to react that time!
King Royce: That's the most brutal gore I've ever seen.
[eXile grabs Ricky and tosses him over the guardrail and onto the announcers table as Upton gets to seventeen. eXile climbs onto the catwalk and looks down at Ricky laying across the announce table. eXile leaps off the catwalk with the Breath[five-star frog splash], and nails it! Both men go crashing through the table as the ref calls for the bell!!! Ricky is out cold, as eXile rolls on the ground holding his knee. He hit it on the Japanese announcer's monitor on the way down.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a draw as a result of a DOUBLE COUNTOUT!
[The fans respectfully applaud the two men for their efforts, but neither can really bask in the crowd's adulation. Ricky is being checked on now by medics, as Mr. Vincent walks out and just looks over eXile from the catwalk shaking his head back and forth in what seems to be disappointment.]
Randy Boggs: What a match, King! Both men gave it their all and showed us all something here tonight.
King Royce: eXile went in there with a GFWA veteran and proved himself to the masses.
Randy Boggs: I can't wait to see these two hook it up next week in the triple threat tag team match with Jolly Potter.
King Royce: Speaking of Jolly Potter, looks how's coming out now!!
[The Jolly Potter rushes down the catwalk with a steel chair in his one good arm. He jumps down off the catwalk and climbs over the railing. eXile is on his feet and limping around when Potter nails him in the knee with the steel chair, then across the face, knocking him onto his back. Ricky is being helped up by medics, when Potter jabs the chair into Ricky's gut! The medics back off, and Potter nails him in his bad shoulder. Potter lays Ricky's arm across the guardrail and lifts the chair high into the air to do to Ricky what he did to him last week. The medics pull the chair away from Potter before he can do anymore damage. "Praise You" kicks up as Potter looks at Ricky and Potter.]
Randy Boggs: Whoa! Jolly Potter just took down both Green and eXile.
King Royce: Oh he's ready for next week.
[The cameras cut to highlights of last week's Barbwire death match between Poke and Tyler Hendrix and the Exploding death match between Able and paYne, as the crew sets up for the main event..]
Randy Boggs: Last week the gfwa OMEGA held it's first two death matches ever. Both Poke and paYne were victorious in those matches, and tonight they will team up to take on the undefeated team of Manhattan Project in a glass death match.
King Royce: Boy this is going to be brutal!
Randy Boggs: The rules aren't exactly known, but it will not be for the faint of heart.
King Royce: So all of you who have children, send them to bed now.
Randy Boggs: That's right, because it is now time for our main event!
The Manhattan Project vs. paYne and Poke
[All four men are already in the ring, as Max Winters grabs a microphone.]
Max Winters: The following is a Glass Death Match and is set for one fall with no time limit. Introducing first.... The MANHATTAN PROJECT!!
[Bronx and Brooklyn step forward, getting a nice round of applause from twenty people.]
Max Winters: And their opponents.... POKE and PAYNE!!!
[They don't move forward, but still get a nice repsonse.
[As the camera zooms in poke is having tape raped around his hands. A bucket of glass is brought infront of him as he looks around at the twenty people who seem to be utterly silent. You could hear a porn star groan from a mile away. Poke pulls his hands out of the bucket and smiles wide as the other three look on. Brooklyn and Bronx are still recovering from the fight with the Darkside. Brooklyn is somewhat holding his arm, but it doesn't seem to be bothering him all that much. Bronx looks alittle out of it, but he his head seems to be clearing as he looks serious about the match. The Darkside made their somewhat mideocre come back, and the Manhattan Project felt the worst of it. The camera flashes back to Poke his raising his hands with the glass shinning. Brooklyn looks alittle worried, and paYne isn't the happiest camper either. Brooklyn gets a serious look on his face and stands in his corner next to bronx. paYne comes over to poke who is by the announcers table and takes a look at his hands. Poke throws a fake punch that stops just inches short of paYne's face. paYne isn't very happy about the little frank and verbaly tells Poke about it. The ref motions for them to enter the ring. As they do so...four pits of glass are opened around the ring. Each pit is filled with small pieces of glass. The cat walk is raised up that makes a huge squarse almost twenty feet above the ring. Ladders are place on the turnbuckles leading up to them.Bronx lets out a whiste as he realizes what he has gotten into. He looks around at the faces of the crowd, which takes a matter of ten seconds. They are all smiling, damn japs love this stuff. The camera cuts to Boggs and Royce.]
Randy Boggs: Wow now this is some hard core stuff.
King Royce: And we aren't talking about the type you find in your parents closet!
Randy Boggs: What?
King Royce: You were beaten as a child weren't you?
Randy Boggs: How did you know!!
King Royce: Our psychiatrist talks in her sleep.
[Bronx and Brookly stand poosed in their corner talking about their strategy. Poke has turned to the crowd...about the same number of people that would take to fill a carnival ride and is trying to talk smack. Most of them however don't understand english, let alone his bad and distasteful version. paYne looks over his shoulder and shakes his head. The announcer has taken his seat and the bell boy, oh yes we have a bell boy, is ready to ring the bell. He strikes it one time and paYne enters the ring without even consulting his partner on the subject. Brooklyn is up first or "The Project" and both men meet in center ring and lock up. paYne uses his experience and whips the rookie into the ropes. Bronx grabs his parnter and stops him from flying backwards, but payne is right there with a flying kick that sends both men to the floor outside the ring, just missing a pit of glass! Bronx stands up and whipes him self off, as Brooklyn jumps back in the ring and charges paYne. Brooklyn tries a closeline but paYne ducks it and nailes a huge right hooks as Brooklyn bounces off the ropes. Brooklyn counters with a leg sweep bringing paYne to the ground. paYne reaches up for the tag, but Poke ignores him and turns to the crowd again who are yelling and screaming words that not a one of us would understand. Brooklyn takes the opprotunity and starts kicking paYne in the head. paYne covers his head with his hands but the damage is being done. The ref turns to poke and looks at him funny, wondering why in the hell he isn't helping. Poke shrugs his shoulders and tries not to cut himself with the glass on his hands. The four pits of glass seem to be beckoning poke as he almost slips of the side and right into one. He catches himself on the ropes. As he does the camera zooms in on the turnbuckles, which have bene lined with small peice of glass. Just as it does payne is tossed into it! The action in the ring hasn't skipped a beat as Brooklyn flies towards the screaming paYne. He goes for the bronco buster but poke pulls paYne out of the way sending Brooklyn crotch first into the little peices of glass. The entire crowd....lets out an "ewwwww" but that is out weight by the screaming of paYne who being pulled aside from poke was cut by the glass on pokes hand. Poke lets go quickly, realizing what he has done and gives a sheepish smile.]
Boggs: Now thats got to hurt.
King Royce: Ouch is the key word here.
Randy Boggs: paYne is facing his name right now...
[Poke gently tags in and paYne pulls himself out of the ring. Brooklyn is crawling over to Bronx and makes the tag. As Bronx comes flying into the ring he is nailed by a closeline. He grabs his face as he is cut across the forhead. Brooklyn pulls himself up by the ropes and is nailed by the still running Poke. Brooklyn goes flying and lands in the pit of glass! He screams with pain and tries to pull himself out. Every motion he sticks himself with more glass. Bronx can hear his partner screaming out side the ring and jumps up to see what his going on. He find Poke laughing at Brooklyn and nails a German Suplex that surprises the hell out of Poke. Bronx starts beat on Poke giving him left and rights and Poke seems stunned. Out of nowhere paYne comes flying in and tackles Bronx. Poke jumps up and pulls paYne off of Bronx, somewhat mad that paYne helped him. paYne stand up and the ref escorts him out of the ring. Poke starts punching Bronx in the chest. Bronx starts to show signs of blood from his shirt. Suddenly a chair comes flying out of nowhere and nails poke in the face! Brooklyn is standing at ring side and has just thrown a chair and nailed poke! Poke gets up and throws the chair back but Brooklyn simply ducks and lets it pass by. The chair lands in the glass pit and sends some of it flying out into the crowd! Not that it matters........everyone moves in time, all twenty of them. Bronx nails a footsweep and Poke is sent to the mat. Poke Tries to scramble up but Bronx is on him and holds his hands down by the wrists. The ref goes for the count......1....kick out and bronx gets a punch to the face. Poke laughs as Bronx hits the mat holding his face.Bronx pulls out a nice size peice of glass and jumps up. Poke swings at him but Bronx ducks and pulls him into a full nelson! Bronx pulls pokes hands behind his head and is forcing poke to cut himself! Poke doesn't make a sound as the glass starts to cut the back of his head. Bronx only pushes harder and Pokes falls to the ground with Bronx still holding his hold. Poke starts to kick his feet in pain. Poke bucks his head back and it nails bronx in the face....along with a few peice of glass. Bronx releases and rolls to Brooklyn who doesn't look like he is any shape to fight, in fact he has vanished! Bronx looks around and his partner is no where to be seen. Bronx turns and finds Poke is taging in paYne. This is somewhat of a relief to Bronx as he doesn't have to face glass for awhile. Poke tags in and then jumps over the ropes and losses his balance! He falls into a huge pit of glass! Poke starts to bleed from various parts of his body but has an easier time getting out becuase he can use his hands that are protected by the tape. The camera refocuse back in the ring and you find Bronx and paYne trading blows. Bronx has stopped bleeding from his chest but is being pounded there by paYne who is obviously using those wounds as an advantage. Bronx keeps giving quick glances over his shoulder looking for his partner. paYne nails a huge DDT on Bronx and Bronx seems exhausted. Still he pulls himself up and is nailed with an Inverted DDT! paYne stands over him looking down on Bronx. He goes for the pin...1...2...Kickout!]
Rand Boggs: Wow! Bronx is sticking with it.
King Royce: But where is Brooklyn? Where did the rookie go?
Randy Boggs: Hey who is that?!
[paYne stands up and a shadow seems to get larger around him. Suddenly he looks up an dfrom the catwalk Brooklyn has come flying down! HUGE FROG SPLASH!!!! Payne hits the mat with Brooklyn ontop of him. Poke has pulled himself into the ring and is clawing his way towards the reck of human carnage. Poke pulls Brooklyn over and goes for the pin! But the ref won't count. Poke doesn't know that Bronx is the legal man! Payne is rolling around on the mat trying to get up but he is in serious pain. Poke is yelling at to get up. Poke pulls him up to his feet and paYne screams from the glass, paYne pushes him off and poke takes it the wrong way. Poke is whailing on paYne!!!! paYne shoves poke over the ropes and poke grabs onto the ropes nearly being thrown back into the glass pit. He turns around and sees payne being tossed to the ropes. Bronx and Brooklyn try a double closeline but payne ducks it. As he gets closer, Poke grabs paYnes leg. Bronx takes the opprotunity and nails the Bronxlock!!!! Payne hits hard and Brooklyn covers! 1...2....3! The Manhattan Project win!]
Randy Boggs: But Bronx was the legal man!!
King Royce: Where do we get these refs?!
Randy Boggs: Arkansas.....
King Royce: That explains it!
Randy Boggs: Well folks, we aren't out of time. We'll see you next week on another episode of global TV!!!
["Lay Low" continues to play in the background as The Manhattan Project celebrates their victory, and Poke shouts at paYne on the canvas. The copyright comes up and we fade to black.]