August 19th, 2001 | Nagoya City Gym | Aichi, Japan

[The Nagoya City Gym is packed to the ceiling with empty seats. The death matches, I guess, weren't enough to bring the fans out. The attendence is up from the last house show, but not by much. The announced attendence is eighty-seven, but just over one hundred tickets were sold, so some have just skipped out on the show. This, however, will be the last global TV taping to occur during the morning, and will be moved to late-afternoons or nights. Anyway, the few in attendence are a rowdy bunch, and obviously some of the gfwa OMEGA's biggest fans, as chants for several of the talents are heard as they wait for the show to begin. And on cue, out walks Max Winters in an ugly sky blue suit with white dress shoes. Max enters the ring to laughter. The Japanese know bad fashion when they see it. The mic comes down from the ceiling[like the old days], and Max grabs it.]

Max Winters: I would like to thank each and every one of you here this morning for coming out. But let it be known, this will be the last time we tape in the mornings. Starting next Sunday, we will be beginning our show at Nippon Budokan around five o'clock in the evening. That will give our talents more time to prepare during the day, and allow more of the fans to come out and see us. Because without fans, this company is nothing and the shows are pointless.

[For whatever reason the crowd starts a "WIN-TERS, WIN-TERS!" chant, causing Max to smile. It was obviously done as a joke, but Max doesn't know that.]

Max Winters: We are sorry to announce that the scheduled match between Shawn Walsh and Elroy Chaymbers will not be taking place here tonight. We normally hold one or two matches just to warm up the crowd before the official show begins, but that won't be happening tonight. It appears Elroy Chaymbers has suffered a severe neck injury, which he received during his brawl with Shawn Walsh on the August 16th House Show. We'll have more on that later tonight. So without any further delay, it's time for global TV!!

[The crowd gets fired up and starts a "G-O, G-O!" chant, that brings a tear to Max's eye. Out walks King Royce and Randy Boggs to do the commentary for tonight, along with the Japanese announce team. "No One" by Cold then starts to blare through the not-so-good sound system of the gym. That's when, on your television screen, the word "OMEGA" appears. The meaning of the word appears on the bottom of the screen. The letters "gfwa" appear next. Finally the words come together to form "gfwa OMEGA", and the words "The final journey" fades in and out on the screen. After that slow motion images of wrestlers in the GFWA's past play out in front of you as "No One" by Cold plays in the background. The Butcher winning the World Title, Devilz Darkside and Japan Air battling each other, Karnage defeating Max Danger in a ladder match, and other such footage is shown. Finally after a minute of that, "gfwa OMEGA" appears on the screen again, along with "Let the countdown begin!". And actually countdown begins. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1, and the screen goes black and we open up inside the Nagoya City Gym. The eighty-seven fans are going nuts, as blue, silver, and white lights flashing from the entrance way. The "G-O, G-O!" chant is still going when "God of the Mind" by Disturbed hits and Syn walks down to the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen from all around the world, welcome to the third edition of global TV! I'm your host, Randy Boggs and joining me as always is King Royce.

King Royce: Thank you, Randy, because it is I, the studmuffin that drives the women crazy, King Royce. Have you had any of that nice oriental pus...

Randy Boggs: KING!

King Royce: Sorry.

Randy Boggs: Folks, we are going to start you all out with a match here tonight. It should be a nice contest featuring two of the best young wrestlers the gfwa OMEGA has to offer.

Tyler Hendrix vs. Syn

[Syn stands in his corner, stretching, as "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix plays. The fans give Hendrix a standing ovation. Man this is a very energetic crowd. But one has to wonder, was the ovation for Tyler or Jimi. Hmmmm. Anyway, Tyler steps into the ring and shakes Syn's hand in the center of the ring.]

Max Winters: This match is scheduled for one fall, and has an eight minute time limit. Introducing first... Tyler Hendrix!!!

[Tyler steps forward getting a decent reation, then returns to his corner.]

Max Winters: And his opponent.. SYN!

[Syn comes out of his corner and raises his hand. The bell rings and Syn charges TH immediately. TH ducks and hits a few shin kicks. Syn is limping on his one leg, trying to shrug off the kicks. TH goes to give Syn a boot to the mid-section. Syn catches his foot, but TH sweeps his other leg out from under him. Elbow drop to the groin by TH. Syn starts to roll in pain. TH picks him up. Short arm clothesline by TH. TH whips Syn into the ropes. Leap frog by syn, TH dives to his stomach, and syn jumps over, Syn tries to do another leap frog by TH jumps and grabs his legs and pulls him into a weak sidewalk slam.]

Randy Boggs: Tyler just didn't have the grip to make that a truely effective move, but the crowd is loving it.

King Royce: Tyler is weak, simply put!

[Tyler mounts Syn and starts to pumble him. Tyler is unrelenting. Syn covers his face so Tyler just starts to pound on his chest. Tyler stops and raises his hands. Syn takes the opportunity to get in a fine upper cut, throwing TH off of him. Syn rolls onto his hands and knees in an attempt to get up. TH is still re-grouping from the upper cut. Syn gets to his feet, but he is still staggering. TH starts to get up. Syn kicks him in the ribs to keep him down. Syn grabs the ropes still trying to get it back together. TH makes another attempt to get up, once again a kick to the ribs by Syn. Syn starts to stomp on his head. He delivers a few elbow drops.]

Randy Boggs: Syn knows how to work the ring. He knows if you keep your opponent down he can't fight.

King Royce: Syn is smart, he's experienced he's my pick to win this match.

[Syn delivers a leg drop to TH's head. Then he puts TH in an ankle lock. TH quickly makes it to the ropes. Syn tries to drag him back out to the middle, but TH has a great grip on the ropes. Syn lets go and kicks TH's arm off of the rope. He drags him out to the middle of the ring. He goes to put the Ankle lock on again, but TH crawls to the ropes, and grabs on, arms and legs! Syn is looking in disbelief. He starts to kick viciously at TH's body. He delivers a few elbow drops as TH bounces up and down with the rope. Th lets go and rolls out of the ring. He falls to the mat with a thud. Syn tries to go outside but the ref stops him. The ref starts to count. Syn goes to the outside, and breaks the count. He picks up TH and rolls him back in the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Syn knows you can't win on the outside.

[Syn picks up TH and throws him into the ropes. He goes for a body press, but hits way too early and the two fly out of the ring. The two lay on the ground as the ref starts to count. 1...2...3... TH drags himself to his feet as does Syn. TH clotheslines Syn to the mat. He picks him up, He throws him into the gaurdrail. 4...5...6... Th rolls in the ring and back out to break the count. He grabs Syn and slams him shoulder first into the steps. He then rolls him into the ring. He follows. TH picks Syn up. Hip tosses him back down. Elbow drop as a follow up. Knee drop to the sternum, and again. TH starts raising the roof as the fans cheer. Double Axe handle drop onto Syn's head. TH Picks up Syn. He gets behind him. He puts him in a sleeper hold. Then the just drops to the ground. Sleeper slam, but TH still has the hold on. Syn is out like a light. The ref starts to lift his hand. 1... 2... 2.5 Syn is holding his hand up, but it's starting to steadily drop downward. Then out of no where, he cracks TH with an elbow. And again, and again. TH lets go of the hold. TH stomps on Syn's hand. He picks syn up. He whips him into the ropes. Syn ducks a double axe handle. Comes off the opposite rope with a flying forearm smash. Both men are down on the mat.]

King Royce: Syn used up every last drop of energy he had, he's running on fumes.

Randy Boggs: Tyler had quite a comeback going. How much more could either man have.

[The ref starst to count both men down. Syn starts to move, TH remains out like fat lady playing dodgeball. Syn crawls over to TH. He slings one arm over him. The ref counts. 1...2...3! The ref gets up but sees TH's foot on the rope. He calls off the victory. Syn is still celebrating. The ref grabs him from the middle rope. He waves his hand, he points to the foot. Syn looks irate. He walks over to TH. He starts to pick TH up, Small Package by TH. 1...2...3! Tyler Hendrix has won this one!]

King Royce: NO! He cheated, he had the tights!

Randy Boggs: It was a clear win, great move!

[Syn is pist he goes to the outside and starts throwing Chairs around. Tyler is still trying to get himself together. The ref is helping him to his feet.]

Max Winters: The winner of this match..... TYLER HENDRIX!

["Voo-Doo Child" by Jimi Hendrix plays as Tyler gets to his feet. He raises his hand. Syn is still irate, he is throwing things on the outside. Tyler walks to the back. Syn is finally pushed away from ringside by Security.]

Randy Boggs: What a nice little match there.

King Royce: Tyler cheated like a mofo!

Randy Boggs: A what?

King Royce: Nothing. You can not comprehend my lingo, Randy. You're just not with it.

Randy Boggs: Oookay.

[We cut backstage where the Commissioner is in President Max Danger's office, sitting behind the desk with his feet on the desk soaking in what power he has. He doesn't notice Denise Lopez walking into the office with her microphone in hand. Dressed in a short mini-skirt and white blouse, she looks attractive as usual.]

The Butcher: What fun this is going to be!

Denise Lopez: Hello, Commissioner or should I say acting President?

[The Butcher throws his feet off the desk immediately and stands up, knocking a few things off the desk in the process.]

The Butcher: D-Denise, I didn't hear you come in.

Denise Lopez: I wanted to get an interview with you about the Death Matches tonight. Did I catch you at a bad time?

The Butcher: No, please come in. I insist!

[The Commissioner leans over and picks up a file which he knocked off the desk. He puts the papers back in the folder and starts to rise, noticing a pair of cleanly shaven legs stand before him. He rises some more until he reaches Denise's face, embarrassed.]

The Butcher: Hey there.

Denise Lopez: *in a seductive voice* Let's cut the crap, President. I know how you feel about me. Now I'm going to show you how I feel.

[The Butcher's face brightens up. He jumps back a little as Denise smiles and plants a big passionate kiss on him. The Butcher's eyes get wider as he just realizes what position he is in now. Denise, still kissing him, begins to reach for her blouse and starts unbuttoning it. Before the scene can progress, The Butche's girlfriend Nikki walks into the scene angered.]

Nikki: Jimmy! What the hell?!

[Denise and The Butcher stop kissing and look at Nikki. The Butcher is lost for words and Denise stands there buttoning up. Nikki runs at the Commissioner and pushes him over the leather chair, making a scene similar to something you'd see on Jerry Springer. The Butcher gets up from the floor, in shock that the small woman pushed him down with no problem.]

The Butcher: Wait... I think I can explain.

[Nikki reaches onto the desk with her left hand, picking up a bust of Max Danger's head. Before The Butcher can even start he gets hit in the head with the bust, getting knocked out cold. Denise Lopez knows that she's in danger of becoming the second victim and runs out of the office before she can button up all the way. Nikki throws the interviewing microphone at the closed door with a fury of rage.]

Nikki: I'll get you Denise!

[Nikki runs out the door in hot pursuit as we leave with one last scene: the Commissioner knocked out cold with a little trickle of blood running down his head. We fade back to our announcers, oops, that's the Japanese announcers. The camera moves over a foot and we see our two American announcers.]

Randy Boggs: The Butcher is in big trouble with Nikki now.

King Royce: Who does he think he is? He can't put his feet on Danger's desk!

Randy Boggs: I think you're just jealous that he got to kiss Denise and have her breasts in his face.

King Royce: What was up with that anyway?

Randy Boggs: I wish I knew. Maybe Denise likes a man with power.

King Royce: Hey, I go power tools, so I've got power! Denise, baby, I'm free! I don't have a girlfriend! Come seduce me!!!

Randy Boggs: Calm down, man. You sound so desperate.

King Royce: I haven't had sex in six years, I think I'm desperate.

Randy Boggs: What about all the Japanese women I see you with? You never sleep with them?

King Royce: Ya know, it's funny. I always hear about Japanese men having small penises, and once I drop my pants in front of the women here, they point and laugh. I don't get it.

Randy Boggs: I think I've heard too much. Let's just get our next match started. AJ Fortay and Shawn Reed have some history between them already. AJ was tricked by Reed on the first global TV, and almost lost his job. Now AJ's pissed and wants revenge on Reed.

King Royce: I mean, I just can't understand it. My penis isn't THAT small is it? Sure, it may be below average, but it'll get the job done. What about me? What about my penis!?

Randy Boggs: Dear god.

AJ Fortay vs. Shawn Reed

[The bell rings and AJ is off to a quick start as he races across the ring and nails a huge closeline on Reed. AJ is up quickly and brings Reed to his feet. They lock up and Reed overpowers AJ and sends him to the ropes. AJ bounces off hard and comes flying back with his arm outstretched.  Reed stands firm and grabs AJ on the run and nails a huge chocke slam! Reed snaps up quickly along with AJ and they both start trading punches. Reed ducks one but takes a knee to the head. AJ grabs him by the waist......Powerbomb! AJ goes to the top ropes as he calls for the crowd. He doesn't realize it but Reed is already up and grabs him from behind and tosses him off the top ropes! Reed rushes over and picks up AJ and sends him to the ropes. He follows close behind and throws a huge left hook sending him over the ropes and on to the floor in front of the announcers. Reed jumps over the ropes after him but catches a boot in the face. AJ is up quickly and sends him to the gaurdrail and starts to drive his head into the steel railing.....meanwhile the ref is counting...1.....2......3.....a fan tries to grab Reed but is pulled back by security.]

Randy Boggs: Stupid fan...man they just need to stay out of the way.

King Royce: I was going to say the same about you Randy.

Randy Boggs: What was that King?

King Royce: Oh nothing...nothing at all.

Randy Boggs: And where in the hell is my coffee?!

[AJ throws his body weight onto Reed which makes the steel rail even worse. By the time the locks him up again, Reed knows the taste of steel. AJ tries to send Reed into the match, but is reversed and slams hard against ringside. Reed grabs a chair from ringside and starts to pound on AJ with it. AJ has his hands over his head trying to protect himself...but Reed continues to nail him with the full end of the chair. AJ finally rolls away quickly and leaps to his feet but this is plastered by a bulldog from Reed.  Meanwhile the ref continues to count 6......7......8....9....   AJ starts to throw fists and the job is done as Reed gets up off of him and gets back into the ring. AJ follows him into the ring and they lock up once again. AJ over powers him again and nails a german suplex! He goes for the cover....1.......2....kickout! Reed rolls over to the ropes and grabs one insuring he wont' be pinned and starts to stand up....AJ nails a bronco buster and holds Reed to the ropes. Reed seems to be chocking on the second rope and the ref breaks the hold. Reed falls to the floor grabing his neck and trying to get air. AJ capatilizes on it and goes for the count...1...2.......kickout! Reed tries to stand up and dilever a punch but AJ ducks it and bulldogs him. AJ stands up and pulls Reed to his feet. AJ tries to send him to the ropes but is reversed again and is sent there himself. He grabs onto the ropes and stops himself but its too late as Reed drop kicks him sending him out of the ring and onto the floor. Reed quickly goes to the top ropes and nails a frog splash! Reed pulls him up and nails a powerbomb!  AJ holds his head and is kicked square in the teeth. Reed picks him up and rams his head through the announcers table.]

Randy Boggs: Well just great....and I just got my coffee too!

King Royce: Servs you right.

Randy Boggs: For what?!

King Royce: I don't know, just sounded like something I should have said...

[Boggs gives King a blank stare that is interrupted by AJ being tossed through the table and between the two announcers. AJ turns around and rushes back through the camera angel like a bat at of hell. Something has gotten into AJ as he starts to whail on Reed. Meanwhile they both haven't noticed the ref counting in the ring....6.....7...8....9.. AJ is quick with him movements and nails a giganitic inverted DDT! He starts to kick Reed on the side violently with a rage of passion. Reed does a quick move that somewhat resembles a footsweep and it gets the job done sending AJ to the ground.  Both men squiry to their feet and throw left hooks, and both hit the ground again. Both men are back up and they lock together. AJ throws an elbow into Reed's nose stunning him for enough time for AJ to nail a brain buster! The ref however continues to count....14...15....16.... Both men are back to their feet and they are throwing punches wildly. This is no compitition anymore, its a street fight between two enemies, its all about who wants it more. AJ throws a wild jab to the face and Reed goes to the ground. Both men stop to catch their breath as they stare at eachother....suddenly the bell rings... The ref has just called time....Its a Double DQ!]

Randy Boggs: Both men were too into the fight to realize they were outside of the ring!

King Royce: And as a result we have a Double Disqulification!!

Randy Boggs: Let's now take you backstage for an update on Elroy Chaymbers condition. RJ?

[We see King Royce looking down under the table and shaking his head as the cameras cut backstage. Standing in front of a gfwa OMEGA banner is Ronnie Johnson.]

Ronnie Johnson: Thank you, Randy. And King, don't worry about the small penis. Not everyone can be as well hung as I am. [MD Note: If you were ever in the OWA, you'll find this funny.] Anyway, onto the issue at hand. Last Thursday at the House Show, Shawn Walsh and Elroy Chaymbers were scheduled to compete. The match lasted maybe half an minute before they were both counted out. Now, as the brawled on the floor, Walsh whipped Elroy into the guardrail. The force of the whip caused Elroy to go into the guardrail upside down. He, along with just about every other wrestler, has taken that bump before. But on this occasion, Elroy came down hard on the back of his neck, and compressing his spine and such. Elroy was basically brawling with Walsh after that point paralyzed. Or that's how it would seem. The jolt on the neck caused Elroy to go numb, so he felt almost nothing of the beating Walsh gave him. After the show, Elroy was sent to the hospital and must remain out of action for several weeks. It's not that serious of an injury, but he'll need some rest. That's all on this front, back to you Randy.

[The scene shifts back to our hip announcers, and King is just staring with anger at his monitor.]

Randy Boggs: Thank you, RJ. It's always sad to hear someone getting injured, isn't it King?

King Royce: That rat bastard, who does he think he is?

Randy Boggs: Who, Elroy?

King Royce: RJ! He doesn't know how big I am. How can he say that?

Randy Boggs: I don't know, and I don't care.

King Royce: RJ will pay for this!

Randy Boggs: That's great man. While you deal with your penis issues, or whatever, I'm going to call the next match. The barbwire has been set up, and it looks like this will be one bloody ass match.

Poke vs. Tyler Hendrix

["Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm starts to play first as green, red, and white lights flash from the entrance way. The crowd starts a "POKE, POKE!" chant immediately, and Poke walks through the curtain. The superby built Poke makes his way down the catwalk. He steps into the ring and takes note of the wooden boards propped up in all four corners. Stapled to the boards are strains of razor-sharp barbwire. On the outside of the ring, more barbwire boards are laid about, along with individual rolls of barbwire on the ring post, for the wrestlers to use however they want. Poke walks around the ring when "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix hits. Out walks Tyler Hendrix, to a nice round of applause, which again could be for the music and not the wrestler. Tyler looks a bit out of it, having a match already tonight. Tyler steps through the ropes, and into the ring. He looks over at Poke, as Max Winters grabs the mic as he drops down from the ceiling.]

Max Winters: The following contest is a Barbwire Death Match!! Pinfalls and submissions are the way to win, but anything goes. The match has a ten minute time limit. Introducing first.... POKE!!

[Poke remains where he is, as another chant bearing his name starts up.]

Max Winters: And his opponent... Tyler HENDRIX!!

[Tyler steps forward and gets a decent response. Koji Yamota, the ref, brings both competitors to the center of the ring, to go over the rules once more. Tyler extends his hand, as Poke just looks at it. Tyler then gives Poke the finger before turning back towards his corner. Poke grows angry, then charges at Tyler. Tyler turns around and his gored into the barbwire board in the corner! Koji quickly calls for the bell to officially start this match. Poke pulls Tyler away from the corner, then whips him face-first into the board. Poke takes Tyler's head and starts to rub it in the barbwire, drawing bloody instantly!]

Randy Boggs: Holy christ!

King Royce: Oh man, oh man! If anything's going to take my mind off my penis, it's bloody action!

[Poke pulls Tyler away from the corner and slams him down to the canvas with a bodyslam. Poke unties the board from the corner and jumps down with it onto Tyler! Poke goes to the ropes and hits a senton on the board with Tyler underneath it! Poke goes to the empty corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Moonsault onto the board!! Poke pulls the board off of Tyler, taking some bits of skin and ripping Tyler's clothing. Poke makes the cover but only gets a two count. Poke lifts up the bloody Tyler and whips him to the ropes. Poke with a back body drop on Tyler, and Tyler lands on the board! Tyler rolls off the board, with cuts all over his back, chest, and face. Tyler rolls onto the apron as another "POKE, POKE!" chant breaks out.]

Randy Boggs: Man, is Poke every popular with our fans.

King Royce: Yep, all two of 'em love the guy!

[Poke walks over to Tyler and grabs him. Poke tries to suplex Tyler back into the ring, but Tyler blocks. Tyler lifts Poke up to suplex him out of the ring. Poke is able to wiggle out and land on the apron. Tyler kicks Poke in the stomach, then hiptosses him off the apron and onto another barbwire board!! Poke rolls off the board, and against the guadrail. Tyler springboards off the second rope with an asai moonsault onto Poke! It takes both men over the railing and into the front row. The fans, or at least the women in attendence, are afraid of the bloody mess that is Tyler. Tyler grabs Poke and sends him back over the guardrail.]

Randy Boggs: If I bought tickets for a wrestling show, I wouldn't want a bloody wrestler around me either.

King Royce: But it only costs two bucks American to watch one of our shows now.

Randy Boggs: Oh yeah.

[Tyler grabs some loose barbwire from the ring post, then wraps it around his fist. Tyler grimaces as the barbwire cuts into his hand, but fights back the pain as Poke gets to his knees. Tyler walks over and pounds Poke in the forehead. Another shot cuts him open. Tyler holds the back of Poke's head as he hammers away at his face. Tyler pulls Poke up onto his feet and continues the hard shots to the face. Tyler scraps his fist across Poke's forehead, drawing more blood. Tyler walks over to another ring post and pulls some more barbwire down. He wraps it around his another first, then smacks then together.]

Randy Boggs: This is going to get real messy.

King Royce: It already is messy, Randy.

[Tyler charges at Poke, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold! Tyler tried to brace the fall with his hands, but that only led to his face falling into his hands, cutting himself up. Poke pulls Tyler up and grabs Tyler's right wrist. Poke using Tyler's own fist to punch him in the face, cutting him up further. Poke with a snap suplex onto another barbwire board. Tyler rolls off in pain. Poke lifts up the board and props in on the guardrail at an angle. Poke grabs Tyler and tosses him into the apron. Poke joins Tyler on the apron, and sets up for the powerbomb.]

Randy Boggs: Oh jeez! This is not going to be good for Tyler.

King Royce: POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!

[Poke lifts Tyler up off his feet, but Tyler slips out, and hammers away at Poke's face with his barbwire-wrapped fists. Right, left, right, left, right, left, block. What? Poke blocks one, and nails Tyler with a hard forearm smash, knocking him around. Poke grabs Tyler and hits the End of Days[olympic slam] off the apron and through the barbwire board!!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Holy shit!

King Royce: Whoo!!

[The crowd is on their feet and stomping them while clapping and chanting Poke's name. Poke pulls Tyler from the wreckage and makes the cover. 1..... 2...... 3!!! "Smooth Criminal" starts up as Poke stands over Tyler. Koji holds Poke's hand up in victory, but Poke quickly pulls it away. He threatens to hit Koji, who quickly backs away. Poke grabs Tyler and tosses him back into the ring.]

Randy Boggs: I don't think Poke is finished with Tyler, King.

King Royce: Tyler's in trouble for sure.

[Poke grabs some loose barbwire and starts to wrap Tyler in it. Poke lays a barbwire board on the canvas, then grabs Tyler. Powerbomb onto the board!! Poke grabs another board from the corner, then climbs to the top turnbuckle with it. Poke moonsaults off with the board against his chest, and nails Tyler!!! Tyler was sandwiched between the two boards. Poke lays the board back on Tyler and slides outside.]

Randy Boggs: What's he going to do now!?

King Royce: I dunno, but it'll sure me cool!

[Poke steals a chair from a guy in the audience, then slides back into the ring. Poke stands at Tyler's side, and starts to bash the top board in with a steel chair!!! Again and again and again!! Poke has lost it! Out comes security and they tackle Poke. They pull him out of the ring as medics come out to check on Tyler. The crowd starts up a "POKE, POKE!" chant.]

Randy Boggs: Jesus! Poke is a loose cannon.

King Royce: That could be good for ratings.

Randy Boggs: Who cares about ratings? We need attendence up.

King Royce: Well, we need people to see us on television and get to know our wrestlers before attendence can grow.

Randy Boggs: True.

King Royce: Really? I just made that up.

Randy Boggs: Well, you were right.

King Royce: Cool.

Randy Boggs: Next up with have The Manhattan Project taking on the team of Jolly Potter and Ricky Green. Those two men were just fighting each other last week, and now they're teaming up. But before we get to take, let's take a look at Abigail Doyle's stay in England earlier this week.

[Before we fade to the video, Tyler is helped to the back on a stretcher and the ring crew is cleaning the ring of blood and removing all the barbwire. Then, on your screen, Abigail Doyle is seen on the Millennium Eye, quite possibly the largest ferris wheel in the world. Behind her is an aerial view of London.]

Abigail Doyle: Welcome to my home town of London, England. Here's the Millennium Eye and keep watching for a whistle stop tour of my promotional visit to Great Britain.

[Cut to Abigail signing photographs of herself in the Trocadero branch of HMV in London's Oxford Circus. There is a long queue of fans wanting to meet Abigail. The camera pans to the front and focuses on Abigail who has taken a wee break.]

Abigail Doyle: The fans are tremendous. They can't wait for gO's arrival and on a personal note it's great for me to meet the people to cheer us on.

[Images of Abigail at various landmarks appear on screen with 'Rule Britannia' playing. First she is seen beneath Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament in Westminster, then Stone Henge in Wiltshire and Blackpool Tower. Finally, she is standing on top of the White Cliffs of Dover.]

Abigail Doyle: gO, the United Kingdom is ready for you!

[The video ends, and we see Randy Boggs and King Royce again.]

Randy Boggs: Well, it looks like we'll have something to look forward to once we get to England, King.

King Royce: Yeah, hot broads!

Randy Boggs: If the Japanese women won't sleep with you, I doubt the English will either.

King Royce: Shut up.

Randy Boggs: Alright, because it's now time for our next matchup. Let's head up to Max Winters.

The Jolly Potter and Ricky Green vs. The Manhattan Project

["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim kicks up on the crappy sound system, but the fans start a "POT-TER, POT-TER!" chant. So we have a few 'over' wrestlers with our small eighty-seven person fanbase. Anyway, Abigail Doyle leads The Jolly Potter out onto the catwalk. Purple, blue, white lights flash all about, as The Jolly Potter and Abigail head towards the ring. Abigail climbs down off the catwalk and walks over to the corner where The Jolly Potter stands. "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit plays next and a "RICK-Y, RICK-Y!" chant starts up. "The Elite Killa" makes his way out with green lights flashing, with Angela and Brian Gatz behind him. They all three head towards the ring. Ricky steps through the ropes as Brian and Angela head to where Abigail is. Ricky and Potter shakes hands in their corner, as they await their competition.]

Randy Boggs: They just shook hands, so it looks like they will be working on the same page tonight.

King Royce: It won't last.

["Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and Nate Dogg begins to play, as a "PRO-JECT, PRO-JECT!" chant rings throughout the gym. Five people are actually over to a great degree, well over with eighty-seven people anyway. Bronx and Brooklyn make their way from the backstage area as blue, silver, and white lights flash all about. They pose at the center of the catwalk, then continue on to the ring. Bronx and Brooklyn jump inside and look across at Potter and Green.]

Max Winters: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with no time limit. Introducing first.... The Jolly POTTER!!!

[The Jolly Potter steps forward and gets a damn good response, complete with chant.]

Max Winters: And his tag team partner.... Ricky GREEN!!

[Ricky steps forward as well, and has his name chanted throughout.]

Max Winters: And their opponents.... The Manhattan PROJECT!!!

[Bronx and Brooklyn take a step forward, and they too hear a chant with their name in it. All four men come to the middle of the ring, as per order from Ty Vaughn, the referee. All four men shake hands before returning to their respective corners. Bronx and Brooklyn discuss something, and it looks like Brooklyn will be starting out. The Jolly Potter will be starting for his side, and Ty signals for the start of the match. Brooklyn and Potter start to circle each other, and lock up. Potter powers Brooklyn back into the corner, and the ref breaks them up. Clean break, as Potter backs away and Brooklyn pops his neck and walks out of the corner. Another lock up and Brooklyn gets the side headlock. Potter lifts Brooklyn up for a back suplex, but Brooklyn is able to force his way back on his feet and keep the side headlock. Potter reaches around looking for away to escape, and backs Brooklyn up against the ropes. They bounce off and Potter tries to push Brooklyn away, but Brooklyn holds the headlock tighter. Potter searches for another way out, and finally is able to counter with a hammerlock. Brooklyn searches around and reverses for a hammerlock of his own. Potter reaches between his legs, but Brooklyn moves his legs out of reach, so Potter has to reverse with another hammerlock of his own. Brooklyn's turn to search again, and grabs the back of Potter's head, and tries to pull him over for a snapmare, but Potter blocks. Brooklyn searches around again, then finally reverses the hammerlock, but Potter quickly reverses back and has the hammerlock. Brooklyn reaches his free arm back and starts to drives his elbow down up Potter's shoulder. A shoulder that was hurt at the last week by Green and then on the house show. Potter has no choice but to release the hammerlock, and it allows Brooklyn to get an armwringer and drive his own shoulder into Potter's.]

Randy Boggs: Nice counter wrestling there for a bit, but Brooklyn found his opening.

King Royce: Potter's going to have to try and keep is arm free from being attacked. If not, his team doesn't stand a chance.

[Brooklyn with another arm wringer then lifts Potter's arm up, and brings down down across his shoulder. He does it again, then locks on the hammerlock again. Potter tries to get free and fires off a few back elbows to the side and front of Brooklyn's head, but Brooklyn stops that by lifting Potter up and slamming him down with a back suplex while still in the hammerlock, resulting in all of Potter's weight coming down on his own arm. Brooklyn rolls Potter onto his stomach and gets the hammerlock again, while putting a knee into Potter's back to prevent him from getting up. Brooklyn straightens Potter's arm out, keeping his knee in the back of Potter, then brings his other leg over and places his knee at the back ot Potter's elbow. Brooklyn then begins to pull up on the wrist, causing great pains for Potter. Brooklyn continues this for some time, before releasing in and getting to his feet. Potter rolls onto his back, holding his arm. Brooklyn grabs Potter's arm and starts to drag him towards the Manhattan Project corner. Brooklyn tags in Bronx, just as Potter pulls Brooklyn back for a school boy. Bronx quickly kicks Potter in the back of the head.]

Randy Boggs: Potter's arm is taking some major punishment, and now he has a headache.

King Royce: He was a split second too late on that school boy as well.

[Bronx grabs Potter's arm while he's still on the ground and starts to kick him at the armpit. Bronx lays Potter's arm down on the mat, keeping it fully extended, then drives his knee into the arm. Bronx lifts his legs into the air again and comes down hard with his knees on Potter's arm. Bronx pulls Potter up off the mat by his arm and holds the armbar. Potter fires off some quick punches to try and break it, but Bronx kicks Potter in the stomach three times, doubling him over. Bronx then kicks the back of Potter's knees, knocking him onto all fours. Bronx straddles Potter's arm, then jumps up into the air and comes down with all his weight on Potter's arm! Bronx sits on Potter's arm and pulls up on the wrist. Potter reaches back with his free arm and pulls back on Bronx's throat, and pulls him over onto his shoulders and into a pinning situation, but Bronx is able to counter by rolling through that and locking on the cross-armbreaker!]

Randy Boggs: Cross-armbreaker by Bronx! This could be it from Potter!

King Royce: Not with Green out there, if he decides to actually help Potter that is.

[Bronx has it on tight and Potter is trying to scoot his way to the ropes. The fans are really into this, stomping their feet and screaming for Potter. Potter is inching his way closer, but Bronx pulls him back to the center of the ring. The cries from the crowd grow louder. Potter starts to inch his way back towards the ropes, but Bronx is doing everything in his power to try and stop it. Potter extends his leg out and stretches it as far as he can. He's just mere inches away, as Bronx applies more pressure. The fans are about to have a heart attack, but Potter hits the bottom rope with his toe, then finally gets it under the bottom rope. The ref forces the break, as Potter leans into the ropes holding his arm, as the fans break out a "POT-TER, POT-TER!" chant. Potter pulls himself up with his good arm, and Bronx comes in. Potter kicks Bronx in the gut and takes a swing at Bronx, who ducks and hits a big backdrop driver!!]

Japanese Announcer: BAAAAACKDROOOOPAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[Potter's head hit the mat hard and bounces over onto his stomach. Bronx turns him over and locks on the cross-armbreaker again in the center of the ring drawing the "oohs!" from the eighty-seven in attendence. They are trying to cheer Potter on, who's more or less out of it this time. Bronx has it locked on tightly and doesn't look like Potter would be able to make the ropes even if he wanted to. Potter is struggling here and Ricky Green jumps into the ring. He kicks Bronx in the face, and again, and Bronx breaks the hold. Bronx jumps to his feet as the ref gets Green out of the ring. Bronx and Green have words for each other, before Bronx turns his attention back to Potter. Potter has his arm across his chest and is holding it with his other arm. Bronx walks over and splashes Potter's arm. Bronx pulls Potter to his feet and backs him into the Project corner. Bronx wraps Potter's arm around the top rope, and punches away at the arm. Potter fires back with some kicks, but Bronx stops it with a jumping front kick to the face. Bronx tags Brooklyn back in, who stays on the apron and grabs Potter's arm. Brooklyn lifts the arm up, then jumps off the apron, bringing the arm down across the top rope! Potter falls to the canvas holding his arm as Brooklyn slides in.]

Randy Boggs: Nice move by Brooklyn to further damage the arm.

King Royce: Potter has been in the whole match and has had his arm beaten silly.

Randy Boggs: Basically he just needs to tag Ricky in.

King Royce: More or less, yeah.

[Brooklyn grabs Potter's arm and pulls him to his feet. Brooklyn backs into the corner, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Brooklyn puts Potter's arm between his legs, then leaps off the top turnbuckle, driving all his weight down onto Potter's arm, while driving it to the mat at the same time. Potter jumps up in pain, and backs against the ropes holding his arm. You can see the pain on his face as Brooklyn grabs the arm, bends it towars Potter, then jerks out on it. That could dislocate the shoulder. Brooklyn whips Potter to the ropes, and dropkicks the arm. Brooklyn grabs Potter's arm again and pulls him up onto his shoulder. Brooklyn takes a walk around the ring, then drops down driving Potter's shoulder into Brooklyn's knee for the shoulder breaker. Brooklyn pulls Potter to his feet and boots him in the stomach. Brooklyn puts Potter's head between his legs, then wraps his bad arm around his leg. Brooklyn lifts Potter up and piledrives him. To add insult to injury, Potter's arm was trapped under Brooklyn's thigh. Brooklyn stands in front of Potter as he gets on all fours. Brooklyn gets a hammerlock from that position, then sets him up for a powerbomb. Brooklyn powerbombs Potter on his own arm!! 1...... 2...... thr.... Green makes the save!]

Randy Boggs: Man, Potter won't have use of that arm after tonight.

King Royce: He doesn't have use of that arm now!

[Brooklyn jumps up and has words for Green himself. Green is forced back onto the apron, as Brooklyn turns back to Potter. Potter nails Brooklyn in the stomach with a punch. Another punch, but Brooklyn just shrugs it off and knees Potter in the face. Brooklyn pulls Potter to the Project corner again and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Brooklyn climbs to the top turnbuckle himself, and hits a single arm DDT off the top!!! 1..... 2...... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!! Brooklyn can't believe it and tags Bronx back in. Bronx comes in as Potter rolls to the ropes. Potter pulls himself up as chants of "POT-TER, POT-TER!" ring out through the gym. Potter backs up and Bronx locks on the Crossface Chicken Wing!!!! Bronx wraps his legs around Potter and pulls him to the ground!!! The crowd is getting behind Potter again, but he won't be making it to the ropes this time. Green runs in and drops an elbow to Bronx's face, causing him to break the hold. The ref pulls Green away and back to his corner. Bronx rushes at Green and knocks him off the apron. Green jumps back up and tries to get in but the ref holds him at bay. This allows Brooklyn to come in and help Bronx with the BB Gunn[sidewalk slam/jumping front kick] to set up the cross-armbreaker from Bronx again!!!]

Randy Boggs: They are going to break is arm!

King Royce: Man will Green be pissed if they lose without him ever being tagged in.

[Green finally settles down letting the ref rush back over to Bronx and Potter. Potter is screaming in pain, and tries desperately to reach the ropes. Try as he might, he just isn't making any progress. He moves a couple of inches closer, but Bronx just pulls him back each time. Potter is valiantly trying to make the ropes, but it just isn't happening. Green rushes into the ring again, and so does Brooklyn. Green ducks Brooklyn's lariat and dropkicks Bronx in the face! Green quickly slides out of the ring, as the ref gets Brooklyn to his corner. Green climbs back onto the apron and starts to slap the top turnbuckle as Potter starts to crawl towards the corner. Bronx was caught off guard by Green, but quickly shakes it off. He sees Potter getting closer to his corner, and turns to Brooklyn. Bronx grabs Potter's leg, as Brooklyn runs into the ring. The ref goes to intercept Brooklyn as Potter lunges at tags in Green! Green jumps into the ring and goes at Manhattan Project, but the ref stops him! Boos all around, as the ref tries to get Green out of the ring. Bronx tags Brooklyn in for real now.]

Randy Boggs: Bullshit! He tagged Green in!

King Royce: Get your eyes checked man.

[Bronx and Brooklyn proceed to stomp away at Potter's injured arm, then whip him to the ropes as Green finally climbs back onto the apron. Potter ducks the double lariat from the Project, bounces off the ropes, and hits a double lariat of his own! Only Brooklyn goes down, as he hit Bronx with his bad arm, which had no effect on Bronx. Bronx goes for a spin kick, but Potter catches his leg, spins him around and hits an implant DDT!!! All three men are down in the ring as Green leads the crowd in another "POT-TER, POT-TER!" chant. Potter slowly begins to crawl towards the corner as Brooklyn gets onto his feet. Brooklyn walks over to Bronx and gets him up. They charge at Potter, who leaps and tags in Green! Potter lands on his shoulder though, and Abigail pulls him out of the ring. Green hits a springboard dropkick onto Bronx and Brooklyn! Bronx and Brooklyn fall back into the ref, crushing him underneath their weight. Green grabs Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Lariat by Green! Hurricanranna for Bronx!! Green with another springboard dropkick to knock Brooklyn out of the ring and onto the catwalk. Green scoops up a charging Bronx and hits a tombstone piledriver!! Green heads up top, and nails a flying elbow!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green is on FIRE!

King Royce: I can't believe this. The best tag team in the company being dominated by Ricky Green.

[Ricky Green picks up Bronx and sends him into the corner. Green charges in and gets kicked in the face by Bronx! It staggers Green, but he recovers enough to powerslam Bronx! Green with an irish whip, but Bronx reverses. Bronx lowers his head, allowing Green to get a sunset flip, but Bronx rolls through gets to his feet. He powers Green up for a powerbomb, but Green punches away at his face! Green counters with a hurricanranna, sending both men over the top rope and to the floor! Green grabs Bronx, who knees him in the gut and slams him into the guardrail when "Stupify" by Disturbed kicks up and the lights go out. White and blue flashing lights engluf the arena. About 30 seconds later the lights come back on, music cuts off. Brooklyn is standing on the catwalk, but no one comes out. He shrugs and turns back around. When he does he is gored by a huge ass man. He stands six foot five inches tall and looks to be around two-seventy, two-seventy-five. Bronx sees all this and slides back into the ring. The man does as well, and Bronx charges! The man ducks his lariat and hooks him for the Exploder '98!!!!]

Japanese Announcer: EXPLOOOOOODAAAAAH!!!!

Randy Boggs: Who the hell is that guy?

King Royce: I don't know.

[Bronx's head bounces off the canvas, and the momentum of the move causes him to roll to the outside. He falls to the ground and lays there unmoving. The fans are going nuts for this big guy, when Jolly Potter slides into the ring, despite Abigail's protests. Potter holds his bad arm against his chest, but uses his good arm to punch the guy in the face. Another punch, but it has no effect. Another punch, and another, and another, but still no effect. The man grins and tosses his head back, clearing the black hair from his eyes. Potter looks amazed and goes for another punch. The man grabs his fist and kicks him in the stomach. He makes a cut throat sign and hits the running Lyger Bomb onto Potter!!!!! The crowd explodes as the man gets back to his feet.]

Japanese Announcer: LYYYYGER BOOOMB!!!!!

[Ricky Green climbs into the ring with a steel chair. He waits for the man to turn around, and he does. Green charges at the man, but misses the chairshot. Green turns back around and has the chair punched right back into his face. The man then runs to the ropes, and gores the chair into Green!!!!!! The crowd explodes as the man spits on the unconscious body of Ricky Green.]

Japanese Commentator: eeeeXXXXXiiiillllleeeee!!!!!!!

Randy Boggs: Who is this guy!?

King Royce: Well if the guy two inches away from me is right, then it's eXile. He could be lying though, so I'll say it's Gary Coleman.

Randy Boggs: eXile!? He's here!?

[eXile grins as "Stupify" by Disturbed kicks back up and he stares over the carnage he just caused. He slowly makes his way to the entrance and out of view, as everyone is on their feet. But back to the match at hand. Brooklyn is crawling towards the ring. He rolls back in and lays on top of Green. Ty Vaughn is helped to his feet by Abigail, and he rolls into the ring. He slowly makes is way over to Green and Brooklyn and starts to count. 1............. 2.............. THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd starts a "RICK-Y, RICK-Y!" chant, as Brooklyn rolls off of Green and can't believe that he didn't get the win.]

Randy Boggs: How did Green kick out of that?

King Royce: He's one amazing man.

[Brooklyn starts to crawl over to his corner, and looks for the tag, but Bronx isn't there. He looks around, then sees him on the ground. He jumps out and sees Bronx fighting with something inside him. He's screaming out Russian, as Brooklyn realizes that Bronx has reentered his dream world. He tries to shake Bronx awake, but nothing is working. Thankfully the ref is still pretty much out of it, so he can't count. Brooklyn slaps Bronx twice, but it still doesn't work. Brooklyn rolls back into the ring as Green gets to his feet, with blood trickling down his face from the gore. Brooklyn walks over to Green and gets kicked in the stomach. Evenflow DDT!!! 1..... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!! Green rolls to his corner and doesn't see Potter. Abigail is tending to him on the outside. Green shouts at Potter, who looks up. Green tells him to get up on the apron, then turns back to Brooklyn. Long Island Sound[superkick to ear] by Brooklyn!!!!! 1..... 2...... thre... KICK OUT!!!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Wow! That was close.

King Royce: Brooklyn and Green are both spent. Bronx is dreaming in Russian, and Potter has one arm. It's a warzone out there.

[Brooklyn rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Green is slow to his feet as well, as Potter finally makes his way back onto the apron. Brooklyn is kicked in the stomach by Green and hit with a swinging neckbreaker for two. Brooklyn gets to his feet and Green runs to the ropes. Green nails Potter on accident, who wasn't in the corner, but more to the center of the apron talking to Abigail. Potter goes flying off the apron and hits his bad arm on the guadrail! Hitting Potter caught Green off guard and stopped him from doing whatever it was he was going to try and do to Brooklyn. Green turns around to see what he hit and realizes it was Potter. Green is rolled up by Brooklyn! 1...... 2..... 3!!! Green kicks out a second too late, as Brooklyn quickly rolls out of the ring to Bronx.]

Max Winters: And the winner of this match..... The Manhattan PROJECT!!!

["Lay Low" kicks up as the fans are on their feet and applauding the great matchup between the two teams. Green climbs out of the ring and walks over to Abigail and Potter.]

Ricky Green: What were you doing? You just cost me the match!

Jolly Potter: You're the one that bumped into me, man.

Ricky Green: If you had been in the corner like you're supposed to, I wouldn't have hit you.

Jolly Potter: Maybe if you had just finished him off to begin with, you wouldn't have had to run to the ropes.

Ricky Green: Why don't we settle this in the ring? Sometime in the future, you and me one on one once again.

Jolly Potter: Sounds good.

Ricky Green: But it's too bad you'll only have one arm!

[Green punches Potter in the face, then rams Potter's arm against the guadrail. Brian Gatz holds Abigail back as Angela climbs over the guadrail and holds onto Potter's wrist. Green grabs a steel chair and smacks Potter in the arm with it, sandwiching it between the chair and guadrail! Green does it again, as you see Brooklyn helping Bronx down the catwalk in the background. Green puts Potter's arm in the chair then climbs onto the ring apron. Green jumps off the apron and double-stomps the chair!! Potter rolls back towards the guardrail holding his arm in pain. Green stands on the apron and lifts his arms into the air as "Getcha Groove On" plays and the fans aren't exactly cheering him. Unless you count "asshole" in Japanese as cheering.]

Randy Boggs: That sore loser! He might have just broken Potter's arm!

King Royce: That's what he gets for costing Ricky his match.

Randy Boggs: That's no reason to break someone's arm!

King Royce It is in my book.

Randy Boggs: Well, Ricky if finally heading to the back as the medics are out to check on Potter.

[The medics are tending to Potter when the cameras cut backstage. Shawn Reed and AJ Fortay are shown beating the piss out of each other with anything and everything that they can find. They toss each other into this and that, and both are covered in each other's blood, along with their own. They continue their brawl as we fade back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Those two don't like each other very well.

King Royce: Not at all.

Randy Boggs: Well, the ring crew is setting up for our next match, the Exploding Death Match. C4 explosives are on the outside and a couple are in the ring. Once both men have made into into the ring a couple will be set up on the catwalk. Anything goes in this match, and expect a bloody mess once it's over. Let's get right to it!

King Royce: I can't wait.

paYne vs. Able

[Crazy Lou hustles down to the ring to ref this next match, and he just narrowly misses stepping on one of the explosives, drawing great concern from the ring crew. Not for Lou, but for their explosive. Anyway, "Pain" by 2pac starts up and so does the "PAYNE, PAYNE!" chants. Yellow lights fill the arena as paYne steps through the curtains and onto the catwalk. paYne stands at the center of the catwalk, soaking in all eighty-seven people chanting his name. paYne climbs into the ring and looks at the explosives in the ring and on the floor. paYne heads to his corner when "Southtown" by P.O.D. kicks up. Out walks Able, who isn't known enough to garner a chant, but gets a nice round of applause. Able makes is way down to the ring, where paYne jumps him. Crazy Lou immediately calls for the bell.]

Randy Boggs: Folks, to win you must pin or make your opponent submit. Other than that, anything goes.

King Royce: Explosives! Explosives!!

[paYne and Able slug it out on the catwalk, not allowing the ring crew to set up the explosives on it. paYne knees Able in the stomach and hits a knee lift, knocking Able down. paYne grabs Able by the head, but Able punches in him the stomach the hammers down with a forearm shot to the back. Another knocks paYne onto one knee. Able sets paYne up for a powerbomb, but paYne counters by flipping Able over. Able gets back to his feet by the ropes, and paYne lariats Able over the ropes and into the ring. paYne climbs back in as the crew starts to set up the explosives. Too bad Able lariats paYne BACK over the ropes and onto the catwalk, causing the crew to quickly get their equipment away. Able climbs out and nails paYne with a hard right and another. paYne fires back with a right of his own, but Able kicks paYne in the gut and hits a gutwrench suplex. Able misses the elbow drop as paYne climbs off the catwalk. Able rolls to the edge and gets down himself. He and paYne start slugging it out at ringside, before paYne sends Able into the ring post.]

Randy Boggs: Ouch!

King Royce: Explosives! Explosives!

[paYne picks up Able and whips him into the guadrail. A clothesline later and Able's in the crowd. He's about three times the size of anyone in attendence, and they are thus impressed with him. paYne reaches over the railing and grabs Able's head. Able fires off some quick rights, but paYne stops that with an elbow smash to the jaw. Able falls back to the floor after the massive blow. paYne raises his arms into the air getting a nice applause and stomping of the feet. Able pulls himself back up to his knees, and paYne grabs his head again, pulling him all the way up to his feet. paYne hooks Able and lifts him up for a suplex, but Able kicks his feet and lands back on the ground. Able then lifts paYne up, and takes a few steps backwards. Able then drops him across the guardrail. Able grabs paYne's head and nails him with a forearm smash of his own, knocking paYne to the ground. Able steps over the railing and grabs paYne, only to get a low blow. paYne looks to suplex paYne onto the explosives nearby, but Able blocks and suplexes paYne away from the explosives.]

Randy Boggs: paYne was looking to cause some serious damage early on.

King Royce: I want severed limbs!

[Able and paYne both get back on their feet and paYne charges at Able. Drop toe hold from Able, and paYne's head hits the ground an inch away from the explosive. Able picks up paYne and goes for the DDT on the explosive, but paYne counters with a Northern Lights suplex for one. paYne rolls away then spears Able, after he gets up, against the ring apron, and follows up with a brainbuster on the floor! paYne looks under the ring and pulls out one of the barbwire boards from earlier, drawing a huge pop from the crowd. paYne waits for Able to get to his feet, then rams the board into his face! paYne starts to beat Able with the board and barbwire before propping it up against the ring post. paYne grabs Able and whips him towards the guardrail. paYne pulls Able back towards him and back body drops Able through the barbwire board and into the ring post!!]

Randy Boggs: Jeez!

King Royce: Now we're getting somewhere!

[paYne pulls Able from the rubble and gets a two count. paYne picks up Able around rolls him into the ring. paYne slides in and mounts Able so he can punch away at his already bloody face. paYne lifts Able to his feet and sets up for a powerbomb on the explosives!!! Able fights free and nails paYne with a forearm smash and goes to the ropes. Powerslam by paYne!! paYne heads outside and like Poke before him, he steals a chair from a person in the audience. It's not like there aren't empty seats all over the place anyway. paYne climbs back into the ring with the chair and waits for Able to get on his feet. Able does so and paYne charges. Flapjack by Able, and the chair paYne had comes down on the explosive, setting it off. *BOOM* The chair goes flying into the air and just barely misses coming down on Able. paYne covered his face as the explosion went off, giving Able the room to drop an elbow.]

Randy Boggs: That was another close call.

King Royce: That chairs dead!!

[Able picks up the chair, and there's a huge burnt spot on the center of it, along with a small hole. Able pounds the chair on the ground as paYne gets to his feet. He ducks the chairshot from Able, but Able is quick to just swing backwards with it, clocking paYne in the back of the head! Able opens up the chair and sets it in the center of the rope. Able picks up paYne and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam on the open chair!!!! 1.... 2...... kick out!! Able picks up paYne and whips him into the corner. Able charges in and eats boot. paYne dashes out of the corner but gets taken down with a lariat! Able picks up the bent chair and lays it on paYne's face. Able goes to the ropes and drops a leg onto the chair, causing paYne to bleed from the nose. Able rolls out of the ring and searches under the ring. Barbwire!! Able slides back into the ring and clotheslines paYne down with the strain of barbwire! Able starts to wrap it around his hand as paYne gets up beside the ropes. Able charges, but paYne drops down pulling the top rope with him, causing Able to tumble onto the catwalk.]

Randy Boggs: More barbwire?

King Royce: YES!

[Able is back on is feet and paYne dives over the top rope with a flying clothesline to take Able down. LUCHA PAYNE~! paYne lifts Able up, but Able sneaks in a right to the forehead, cutting paYne open. His fists are wrapped in it ya know. Able fires off another right and another and another. paYne is just one step away from the explosive. Able goes for the haymaker, but paYne ducks, and goes for the back suplex. Able punches away at paYne's head to bring him back where he started. More punching from Able until he gets paYne into position for a Tiger Driver on the explosive! The crowd is on the edge of their seats, save that one guy. Able tries to lift paYne up, but he blocks. paYne blocks it again, and all this is doing is causing Able to cut up his hands with the barbwire. paYne is able to stall long enough that Able has to release the hold without losing his hand. Able charges at paYne, who gets a drop toe hold. Able lands on his hands and knees, with the explosive just over him. He sighs, then sees paYne coming at him. Elbow drop from paYne, but Able moves. paYne just barely misses the explosive, as it's between his body and elbow. Able lends over and nails paYne with a big right. And another. Able lifts paYne up and sets him up for an uranage suplex on the explosive. paYne elbows out and snapmares Able. The explosive is inbetween Able's legs now. paYne goes for the Mr. Perfect[Curt Hennig, not Scotty Williams] rolling necksnap, and gets it. He lands on the explosive though, but he didn't realize that's where able had landed! *BOOM* Able is knocked back, and he got hit in the face with something off the explosive, cutting open. paYne is knocked forward, and is bleedly slightly from his back.]

Randy Boggs: There's our first human contact with the explosives!

King Royce: WHOOOOOOOOO!!

Japanese Announcer: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

King Royce: YEAH!

[King Royce and the Japanese announcer high five each other as Randy just shakes his head and rolls his eyes. paYne checks his back and realizes that it's nothing major and gets to his feet. Able crawls back to the ring, where he is bleeding all over the place. paYne peers through all the blood dripping down his face from the barbwire, and sees Able in the ring. paYne climbs to the top turnbuckle, and waits until Able turns around. What he can't see, however, is that Able has a steel chair. Able turns around slightly, and paYne leaps off. Able tosses the chair into paYne's face!!! Able slides out of the ring and pulls another barbwire board out from under the ring. Able slides it into the ring and sets it up on top of another explosive in the ring. He is careful enough not to lay it on there with much pressure. Able walks over to paYne and hammers away with more rights to the face. He whips paYne to the corner, then back towards him, but paYne doesn't allow him to back drop him on the barbwire, and grabs a waistlock on Able. Standing switch by Able and he hits a Release German suplex on paYne!!! paYne's head hits the edge of the board, giving it enough pressrue to set off the explosive! *BOOM* The board is knocked on top of paYne, and Able is unharmed. Able sees the board on paYne and heads to the top turnbuckle. Frog Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.......... 2.......... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!!]

Randy Boggs: That was SOOOOO close!

King Royce: Able has this one well in hand.

[Able picks up paYne and walks over to the final explosive in the ring. Able sets paYne up for the Six Foot Drop[Rikishi Driver]!! paYne slips out and hits a Dragon suplex on Able!! 2.5!!!! paYne is clotheslined over the top rope and just steps over the explosive on the floor! Able climbs onto the apron, and leaps off at paYne!! Spinebuster by paYne right on the explosive!!!!!!!!!!!! *BOOM* Able rolls over in great pain!!!! paYne rolls Able back into the ring and climbs in himself. Able is basically out of it. paYne grabs the barbwire board and sets it up in the center of the ring. paYne sets up Able and with all his strength, paYne slams Able onto the barbwire board with the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb]!!!!! 1......... 2........ 3!!!]

Max Winters: The winner of this match..... PAYNE!!

Randy Boggs: paYne has done it!

King Royce: The Crucifixion on the barbwire board was just too much.

Randy Boggs: Are you complaining about mindless violence?

King Royce: I have my standards, Randy.

Randy Boggs: Well, we'll see you all next week for another edition of global TV!!

[A huge "PAYNE, PAYNE!" chant breaks out as "Pain" kicks up and paYne celebrates in a great deal of pain. The medics rush out to check on Able. paYne continues to celebrate and we fade to black.]

**Credits**
Tyler Hendrix vs. Syn -- Nate
Shawn Reed vs. AJ Fortay -- Matt
Poke vs. Tyler Hendrix -- Michael
The Jolly Potter and Ricky Green vs. The Mahnattan Project -- Michael
paYne vs. Able -- Michael
All backstage segments were either sent in via the utilities[Butcher's skit, Abi in England, eXile debut] or written up by Michael[report on Elroy, Reed-AJ fighting in the back]