August 12th, 2001 | Togane Arena | Chiba, Japan
[The Togane Arena is PACKED with Japanese fans. No, seriously, the arena is sold out and not a single seat is empty. They start to chant something very familiar in many Japanese arenas. "MIS-AWA, MIS-AWA!" can be heard throughout the arena. Nothing but that chant can be heard. Not even the playing of "No One" by Cold through the arena speakers can be heard. Ok, it can, but just barely. The chants just grow louder and louder and louder when Upton Phelps runs down the catwalk and enters the ring. He will be reffing the first dark match on the night. But before we get to that, out walks the President Max Danger. Max is visibly upset as he heads down the catwalk. Most of those in attendence pay no attention to the bruised and battered President, as they are preoccupied with the Misawa chant. Max enters the ring and is handed a microphone from Upton. Max paces around the ring before stopping near the center.]
Max Danger: Ladies and gentlemen... I have some news for you. It's not good news. This is going to be difficult to say, but it must be done. Last night at our house show, Yugi Kazomin announced that Jun Akiyama would be defending the NOAH GHC Heavyweight Championship against Misawa here tonight.
[The crowd starts up the Misawa chant again.]
Max Danger: Now... I know you all came out here just for that. Hell, it was even on the news last night. But, unfortunately, neither man is going to be here tonight. We never even had talks with Jun and Misawa, and never had plans to do so. So your promised main event tonight is not true, as Yugi Kazomin was desperate to try and get more fans to our shows. He lied and has been punished.
[The fans are damn upset over this announcement.]
Max Danger: If you wish to leave, then you may do so. Just stop by the lobby and you will receive a full refund. We are deeply sorry for this and apologize to everyone. We have since been sued by Misawa and his NOAH promotion, and have to reward them all the money we sold on tickets tonight, plus one million dollars in damages on their company and their performers. So, if you want to leave, go ahead. I don't blame you at all.
[And leave they do. Just about everyone gets up from their seat and starts to file out. Max just looks on in disbelief and anger.]
Max Danger: I'm sorry, again, but those of you who stay, you will not be disappointed. Thank you and please don't hold this one mishap against the gfwa OMEGA.
Poke vs. Scotty Williams
[Max hands Upton the microphone and steps out of the ring. He stops midway down the catwalk and looks out at the fans leaving in droves. Only a few at ringside remain as Max just shakes his head and walks to the back. Once all the fans that wanted to leave have the lights begin to flash dark red. They flicker for several seconds and then hold. Mist creeps out over the catwalk, creating a solid wall of crimson. Suddenly, the strains of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Antfarm explode over the speakers and Poke stalks out of the back, emerging through the heavy blanket of smoke. He is wearing only a plain black pair of speedos and a pair of Asics wrestling shoes. Poke stops midway down the catwalk, and sees only about one hundred fans still in attendence. Poke sneers then heads into the ring. He paces around when "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry hits. From the back walks "Mr. Perfect" Scotty Williams and John O'Neill. Scotty and John look around at the near empty arena in amazement, before heading into the ring. John jumps off the catwalk and stands on the outside, as Scotty jumps to the middle turnbuckle, drawing silence from the crowd. Scotty jumps down as Upton brings both men to the center of the ring. They just return to the their corners without shaking hands and Upton signals for the bell.]
[Poke and Williams circle each other and lock up. Poke quickly breaks it and takes Williams down with a tackle. Poke starts to batter Williams with open hand shots to the face, before Williams counters with a headlock, only to have Poke knee him low and continue his assault. Poke hammers away at Williams with forearm shots to the head and headbutts before Upton pulls Poke off and back into the corner. Upton holds Poke back as Williams rolls to the outside, and John walks over to talk with him. Poke is let go of by Upton and jumps to the outside. He walks around the ring and grabs John from behind and spins him around. John throws a right, but Poke blocks and nails John in the nose with a hard right, causing him to bleed hardway from the nose. Poke grabs John and whips him into the guardrail upside down. Poke turns back to Williams who rolls back into the ring. Poke slides in but gets booted in the stomach and driven to the mat with a DDT. That gives Williams a second to catch his breath.]
[Both men get back to their feet and lock up again. Neither man gains the advantage and just breaks. They begin to circle one another, with Poke down low in a kind of hunched wrestling stance. Suddenly, Poke stands straight up and points behind Scotty. Williams, however, doesn't turn. Instead he uses this opportunity to take Poke's head off with a running clothesline. Williams picks Poke up off the mat and whips him to the ropes. Dropkick knocks Poke to the mat but he's quickly back up. Poke charges at Scotty nad he thumbs Pokes eye and dashes towards the ropes. He then charges at Poke and leaps up, attempting to hit a running Hurricanranna. Poke catches Scotty in mid-air and holds on to him. With a bellow of rage, Poke hurls Williams over the top rope and into the guardrail. Scotty hit his neck hard that time. The one hundred in attendence are impressed with that.]
[Poke climbs to the outside and lariats Williams over the railing and over the announce table. Poke slides back into the ring to break Upton's count. John helps Williams back over the railing and hands him a chair. Poke climbs back outside and is enraged by Williams' lack of scruples screams with anger and rushes at Scotty. Williams, confident that he can nail Poke with the chair begins to bring it up. Unfortunately, he misjudges Poke's speed, allowing the smaller man to hit him with a Roaring Elbow, the chair smashing into his face, and busting him open above the eye. Poke picks up Williams and rolls him back into the ring. Poke heads into the ring himself and grabs Williams. Poke lifts Williams to his feet and picks him up for a suplex. Poke just drops Williams over the top rope, and his neck and head bounces off the apron.]
[John is over again and is checking on Williams, who seems to be really hurt, holding his neck and giving a look of agony on his face. Poke slides out of the ring and picks up a steel chair. He nails John in the back twice, then rams him into the ring post. Poke then sandwiches John's head between the ring post and steel chair with a brutal shot to the back of the head. Upton reaches eleven on his count as Williams crawls around the ring. Poke catches up to him and tosses him back into the ring. Williams rolls across the ring and Poke climbs back in. Williams just rolls back out of the ring on the other side, causing Poke to grow upset. Poke climbs back out onto the apron and leaps off with a double ax-handle, but Williams catches him with a dropkick on the way down. Williams, however, lands on the back of his neck, and Poke is quick to his feet. He rolls Williams back into the ring and locks in a front facelock, holding Williams face-down on the mat, and just applying pressure to his neck. Poke quickly switches to a dragon sleeper and into a head scissors. Poke releases that hold and whips Williams to the ropes. Poke goes for the lariat, but Williams ducks and gets the crucifix pin for a two count. Poke up again and swings wildly. Williams ducks but has his T-bone suplex block, and Poke gets a stranglehold-gamma on. Williams makes the ropes to a nice applause.]
[Poke lifts Williams to his feet and hits a lariat, only staggering him. Poke lifts Williams up for a back suplex, but Williams rolls out. Waistlock from Williams, and a standing switch leads to the katajihme, aka tazmission. Williams struggles but makes the ropes. Poke pulls him away from the ropes while still holding the submission and wraps his legs around him, taking him down. Williams is struggling desperately to try and scoot to the ropes, but Poke isn't allowing it. Williams makes one final attempt and makes the ropes, but it too a lot out of him. Poke lifts Williams up and hits a brutal german suplex for 2.5!! Poke follows up with a gargolye and cradle suplex for 2.75!!! Poke with a crossface chicken wing on Williams!!! It was too close to the ropes however, and Williams gets a foot under the bottom one. Poke pulls Williams to his feet and hits an Exploder '99 for 2.999!!! Poke is growing frustrated as he can't put Williams away. Poke sets Williams for a Death Valley Driver, but Williams wiggles his way out and hits a desperation german suplex!!]
[Both men are down, but Williams is holding his neck. Poke is the first to his feet, and grabs Williams. Williams gets a small package! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Poke up, but misses the lariat, and gets school boyed!! 1.... 2..... kick out!!! Poke jumps up again and gets kicked in the stomach. Sunset flip by Williams! 2.5!!!! Williams with a backslide on Poke! 1.... 2..... kick out!! Poke is up and VERY pissed off. He clobbers Williams with a lariat, causing the 360 oversell. Poke picks up Williams and nails the Death Valley Driver for 2.5!!!! Powerbomb and moonsault gets 2.75 for Poke!!!! Poke climbs to the apron and waits to Williams to get to his feet. He does and Poke nails a springboard dropkick. Poke just lifts Williams up and hits an awesome Liger bomb!!!! 2.99999!!!! Poke is growing more and more upset as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. Williams is slow to his feet and gets taken down with a top rope spinning heel kick!!! Poke goes back up top and hits a swandive headbutt for 2.999999999!!!! Poke lifts Williams up and hooks his arms for the Tiger Driver '91, which will obviously put this thing away. Williams fights it and flips Poke over. Williams with a stun gun on the charging Poke and both men are down!! The crowd is getting more and more this.]
[Williams kips up and has one last adrenaline rush in him it seems. He blocks a Poke right and nails one of his own. Another right is blocked and Williams hits a full nelson slam! Poke jumps up and misses ANOTHER right, and Williams hits a german suplex! Williams holds the waistlock and gets on his feet again with Poke. Another German suplex!! Again they are back to their feet still in the waistlock and Williams hits a third German!!! 2.5!!!! Poke is brought to his feet and dropkicked into the corner. Williams starts to pummel Williams in the corner before lifting him to teh top turnbuckle. Williams is going for the 'Perfect' Flight[top rope hurricanranna], but Poke gives him a hard opened hand shot across the nose, almost causing him to fall off. Poke grabs him and sets up for the tomikaze! No, Poke lifts Williams onto his back and hits a tornado Vertebreaker!!!!!! The fans jump to the feet on that one. Williams is not moving as Poke climbs back to the top turnbuckle. Poke waits patiently as Williams gets to his feet dazed. Poke leaps off with a Shooting Star Press and grabs Williams head on the way down and gives him an evenflow DDT!!! Thorned Halo by Poke!!! 1...... 2....... 3!!!!]
[Poke scoots back into the corner as "Smooth Criminal" plays. Hunched down in his corner, Poke begins to snarl madly. The veins on his muscles pop out, and the striations across his chest deepen. Upton and John help Williams out of the ring and onto the catwalk, where he collapses. John and Upton call for some medics, who come rushing out. Poke remains in the corner with snarling and breathing heavily. Poke pulls himself up and climbs out of the ring. He stops by the unconscious Williams on the catwalk, and just looks down at him. Poke steps over Williams and heads to the back as more medics come out with a stretcher. They load Williams onto it, and push him to the back as the fans look on worried.]
[Backstage, The Butcher stops Poke. Poke has a look of rage in his eyes, as he looks into the Commish's.]
The Butcher: Poke, you're going to have to calm down. You've already attacked people in a club and now you almost broke Scotty Williams' neck. Just calm down or you'll end up back where you came from. Do you want that?
[Poke's eyes widen at the mere mention of him possibly having to go back to prison. But Poke is quick to smirk.]
Poke: You should be the one to worry if I'm sent back there, Commish.
[Poke just pushes past The Butcher, who watches Poke leave down the hallway. Just then, Williams is being pushed near The Butcher. He stops the medics to see what's up.]
The Butcher: Is he going to be alright?
Medic: Yeah, he's fine. Just a small neck injury, nothing major. We're taking him to the medic's office now to make sure he's good.
The Butcher: Ok.
[The Butcher then walks away as they wheel Williams down the hall. The Butcher walks up to Max Winters and Ronnie Johnson, who are talking by a monitor.]
The Butcher: Max, we need you to do ring introductions tonight.
Max Winters: Sure thing, Commish.
[Max walks through the entrance tunnel, as The Butcher turns to RJ.]
The Butcher: RJ, I need you to keep us updated on Williams' situation, ok?
Ronnie Johnson: Not a problem.
[RJ walks off as The Butcher takes a seat in a chair.]
The Butcher: Man, do I have a hectic job. Well, now to speak with the boss.
[The Butcher gets back up from his seat and heads off towards Danger's office. Back in the arena, Max Winters is standing in the ring awaiting the next dark match.]
Total Annihilation vs. Judicial Command
["Instigator" by D12 kicks up, as Sir Wallace Williams runs to the ring. But the music is really for Total DisaZter and Nate Johnson of Total Annihilation. They head down to the ring, as Max Winters chats it up with Sir Wallace. TD and Nate slide into the ring and pose for the crowd, getting basically no response. They then begin to talk about their match, as Judicial Command's music hits and out walks Masked Assasin and Dave Styles of... Judicial Command, obviously.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a ten minute time limit. Introducing first... JUUUDICIAAAAAL COOOOOMMAAAAAND!!!
[Both members step forward and lift one arm to the crowd, getting a small applause.]
Max Winters: And their opponent.... Total Annihilation.
[The crowd goes silent. The announcer looks at each other. Nate Johnson and Dave Styles are going to start this one off. The circle each other. They lock up. Hip toss by Nate Johnson. Dave gets right back up. Nate goes for a lariat, but he misses, Dave gives him a back elbow. Nate stumbles backward. Dave delivers a dropkick. Nate falls down, Dave connects with a knee to the stomach. And again. Nate rolls out of the ring. Masked Assasin rolls him right back in. Dave connects with an Elbow Drop. He goes to the top rope. Dave delivers a diving headbutt. He goes over to his corner and tags in masked assasin. MA grabs Nate and pulls him up. he tosses him into the corner. he delivers a running elbow smash. He props him up on the top rope. And delivers a Crucifix powerbomb. He goes for the cover. 2 count, and ND saves the day.]
[MA returns to the attack. He picks Nate up and throws him into the corner. He charges but Nate jumps up and gives a boot to MA. MA just turns, unaffected. Nate punches Ma. Ma just staggers back. This gives Nate time to give the diving tag to ND. Natural Dizaster gets in the ring, he is meeted by two hands around his throat. He takes the cheap way out... right in the pelvic area. MA keels over. ND Starts to kick his ribs, then he falls to the ground, ND stomps on his face. ND picks him up. MA grabs him by the throat again. He tosses him back into his corner. MA walks over and tags Dave in. Dave charges the corner but Nate Does a spring board drop kick to save his partner. Nate bends over dave and screams "whose my bitch!" Nd goes up to the top rope and connects with a flying body press. He covers, But only a 2 count.]
[ND pulls Dave up to his feet. Dave start to punch ND in his stomach. Dave then does a dropkick to ND's sternum. ND falls to one knee. Dave does another dropkick to his head. ND fall backward. Dave geos for the cover. 2.1 count. Dave throws ND into his corner, where MA is waiting with a string. He starts to choke ND. The Japanese fans aren't taking kindly to this at all. They boo MA as Dave delivers another drop kick to a bound ND. ND falls to the ground. Dave stomps on him a few times, he tags in Masked Assasin. The Japanese boo MA loudly for his gutless actions. MA roars with intensity. He picks up ND, he delivers a chokeslam. MA covers. Nate runs in to make the attempted save, but Dave gets in the ring, and clotheslines him down. 1...2...3! JC wins the match. Nate gets up from the clothesline, and Delivers a flying elbow smash directly to Dave's face. Dave starts bleeding on his nose. Nate grabs ND and drags him out of the ring. The Japanese fans start booing. Both teams showed no class during this match, and the Japanese fans don't like it.]
Max Winters:The winners of this match.... Judicial Command!
[Judicial Command's music starts to play as they head down the catwalk and to the back. Total Annihilation make it back to their feet and are being booed by those few left in the crowd. They head to the back with Sir Wallace, as Max slides back into the ring with mic in hand.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for that display of classlessness. But we are no ready to begin our taping for global TV! So sit back and just enjoy the show, because it's starting NOW!
[King Royce and Randy Boggs are shown walking down the catwalk with two Japanese announcers, as everything goes black. From darkness comes the word "OMEGA" on the screen. The meaning of the word appears on the bottom of the screen. The letters "gfwa" appear next. Finally the words come together to form "gfwa OMEGA", and the words "The final journey" fades in and out on the screen. After that slow motion images of wrestlers in the GFWA's past play out in front of you as "No One" by Cold plays in the background. The Butcher winning the World Title, Devilz Darkside and Japan Air battling each other, Karnage defeating Max Danger in a ladder match, and other such footage is shown. Finally after a minute of that, "gfwa OMEGA" appears on the screen again, along with "Let the countdown begin!". And actually countdown begins. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1, and the screen goes black and we open up inside the Togane Arena in Chiba, Japan. Lights are flashing from the entrance way when we cut backstage to Max Danger and The Butcher talking in Danger's office.]
The Butcher: So it's cool to do it?
Max Danger: Yeah, anything to get more people at the shows. Just don't promise any wrestlers from other promotions showing up, ok?
The Butcher: Shouldn't be a problem there.
Max Danger: Ok, great.
[The Butcher and Max stand up, shake hands, then The Butcher leaves the room. Just as The Butcher leaves, Yugi Kazomin walks in. He shakes Danger's hand.]
Yugi Kazomin: You wanted to see me?
Max Danger: Yes, take a seat.
[Yugi sits down, as Max does the same.]
Max Danger: Now, Yugi, you understand what you did last night was wrong, right?
Yugi Kazomin: Yes I do.
Max Danger: You realize you've cost us over one million dollars right?
Yugi Kazomin: Yes, and I'm very sorry for that. I wasn't thinking when I said Misawa and Akiyama would be here. I just thought I should do something to get more people to our shows.
Max Danger: But you've only hurt our chances to do something here in this country. Our reputation has been damaged. It will now be harder for us to get people out to see our talent. They just won't trust us, and all our hardworking guys won't be the recognition they deserve.
Yugi Kazomin: I know, I know. And I'm sorry.
Max Danger: I don't want to have to cut this Japanese tour short, but if the attendence doesn't improve, we may have to. Right now we are set to lose ten million dollars on this one tour alone. I may be a wealthy man, but that's a lot of money and will cause a large dent on what we plan to do in the future.
Yugi Kazomin: What would you like me to do, sir?
Max Danger: Right now, you are going to be sent home for two weeks without pay.
Yugi Kazomin: That's fair enough.
Max Danger: We will call you when we need you back. So, go enjoy your time off.
[Max and Yugi both stand up and shake hands. Yugi leaves the room as Max sits back down in his chair.]
Max Danger: We need something to improve attendence and stop us from losing more money... but what?
[Max pounds his head in frustration as we fade back to the arena. Max Winters is standing in the ring, but we go over to King Royce and Randy Boggs.]
Randy Boggs: Welcome, everyone, to another edition of global TV!! We are here live in the sold out Togane Arena in Chiba, Japan.
King Royce: Haha, don't mislead the television audience, Randy. It is sold out, but after Yugi's major screw up, only about one hundred remain. This is just sad.
Randy Boggs: But hopefully this crowd will be energetic. I mean, they did stay despite Misawa and Jun not being here.
King Royce: True, and maybe some of our talent has impressed these people somewhat. That or they're holding out hope for Misawa and Jun to show up.
Randy Boggs: Well, if that's the case, then they will be sorely disappointed.
Elroy Chaymbers vs. Syn
["Iron Man" by Black Sabbath by kicks up and out walks Elroy Chaymbers. Elroy gets very little response from the crowd as he jumps into the ring. Elroy goes into his corner as "God of the Mind" by Disturbed hits and out walks Syn with flashing red lights. Syn makes his way to the ring. Out runs Koji Yamota to ref the match. Syn climbs into the ring as Max Winters climbs in himself.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has an eight minute time limit. Introducing first.... ElROY ChAAAymBERS!!
[Elroy takes one step forward with one hand into the air, but doesn't get much of a reaction from the one hundred in attendence.]
Max Winters: And his opponent.... SYNNNNN!!
[Syn steps forward, then steps back into his corner. The bell rings and Syn is out with fury. He charges Chaymbers with a closeline knocking him to his back. Elroy is back up in a flash but meets another closeline that sends him to the ground. Syn jumps up onto the second turn buckle and immediately goes into an arial landing square on chaymbers. Chaymbers quickly reverses him and rolls him over onto his back. Syn does the exact same and both men roll right out of the ring! The reg begins to count..1...2...Chaymbers is the first up and grabs syn by the back of the head. Chaymbers tosses him into the gaurdrail. Syn hits it hard and stumbles backwards. Chaymbers locks him up and starts to send him back to the rail, but syn reverses it and trips Chaymbers up sending him to the floor.6.....7.....8....Syn pulls chaymbers to his feet and starts pounding him in the face with his fists. Chaymbers retaliates like a mad man using his power to send syn back to the ring side and bulldoging him to the floor. 11....12..Chaymbers jumps back into the ring and awaits syn....syn takes his sweet time getting back into the ring and does so by the 16 count. The men circle for a moment and stare eachother down.]
King Royce: Wow what a start to a great match. These two really want to make a statement tonight!
Randy Boggs: I competely agree with you Royce!
King Royce: Really? I think that is the first time that has ever happened!
[The conversation is stopped when the two men lunge at eachother and lock up. Syn wins and tosses Chaymbers to the ropes as he follows. Chaymbers grabs the ropes and stops himself as he sticks up his leg. Syn slides under the boot raised high and gives Chaymbers a swift kick to the family jewels. Chaymbers drops to his knees right in front of Syn. Syn gives him another kick, this time right to the mouth and Chaymbers falls backwards out of the ring. 1.....Syn stands up and has no intention of following him out of the ring. Chaymbers stands slowly holding himself and looking at the ref who is still counting...5....6... Chaymbers takes him time getting back into the ring, trying to shake of the soreness that is already setting in. Syn laughs at him as Chaymbers seems annoyed. Syn bounces off the ropes and nails a huge closeline! Chaymbers is right back up and nails a few shots to the head and then a huge DDT! Syn slowlys gets up rubbing his head and doesn't see the second DDT! Chamybers is a mad man as he lifts Syn up. Syn has had enough and gives a quick knee to Chaymbers. then quickly rolls him into an Inverted Powerbomb! Syn rolls him up...1....kick out. Syn is up quickly and pulls chamybers to his feet. Chaymbers reverses and throws Syn to the turn buckle. Syn its it hard and is nailed with a bronco buster from Chaymbers. E. C. tosses Syn to the mat floor and climbs the ropes. Chamybers makes a quick call to the crowd and dives off the ropes and meet syns foot right in the gut! Chaymbers had the wind knocked out of him as he rolls to the floor. Syn stands up and shakes himself off. Its his turn as he goes to the top rope. He points his fingers in the air and gets a bigger responce from the crowd. Although he has no idea what they are saying.....Syn leaps and lands square on bare mat! Chaymbers rolled out of the way at the last second. Both men are on the floor rolling around holding several parts of their bodies. We don't need to mention what part Chaymbers is holding. Syn finds himself and rolls over onto Chaymbers. The ref makes the count...1....2...kickout! Chaymbers made some effort and kicked out!]
Randy Boggs: Wow both men just won't give up!
King Royce: And Chaymbers is going to need a doctor after this fight, I don't think he is going to have any kids now!
[Chaymbers rolls up and stands as he looks around at the screaming fans that are screaming words that mean absoluetly nothing to him. But they seem to inspire him as he picks up syn and tosses him to the ropes...Syn bounces off and Chaymbers nails a huge Sidewalk Slam! Chaymbers drops to his knees and covers Syn...1...no kick out! Syn nails a jab to the face sending Chamybers flying off him. Chaymbers gets up without hesitation to meet Syn as they lock up. Chamybers moves behind Syn with swiftness and delivers a Belly to Back suplex! Syn rolls to the ropes and lays still. Chaymbers quickly covers, but the ref won't count! Syn's foot is on the ropes and Chaymbers doesn't see it! Chaymbers is pleading with the ref to count and Syn is getting his second or third wind.....Chaymbers finally stands up and gets in the refs face yelling at him for not counting. The ref tries to explain himself but Chaymbers isnt' listening. Meanwhile Syn is getting back up. He reaches up under Chaymbers and rolls him onto his back. Chaymbers grabs the ropes and Syn has to release him. This allows Chaymbers to roll Syn up and put his feet on the ropes. 1.... 2.... 3!!! Elroy steals one!]
King Royce: He cheated!!! Cool!
Randy Boggs: Chaymbers stole one, King.
King Royce: Well, thems the breaks. Syn should have been more alert as to where he was.
Randy Boggs: That's true, but Elroy didn't have to cheat.
[As they continue to talk about it, Elroy heads to the back and Syn is cursing and kicking the bottom rope in anger. The scene shifts to the backstage area Bronx is shown walking through the halls alone. He gets to one door, it has Devilz Darkside on it. He knocks and walks in. Hellz Angel is standing there. They shake hands.]
Bronx: I just wanted to wish you luck in the match tonight. Out of respect for each other and loyalty to the fans, let's make this a clean one. To show them what a real tag team fight is like.
Hellz Angel: It's good to see you as a tag team you might provide a challenge... MIGHT. But yeah, we'll fight fairly, just as long as you do.
Bronx: HAHAHA, I sure hope so, maybe we'll give you a run for your money. I hope it's all good clean fights, that would be a true testiment to our friendship.
Hellz Angel: I agree, but if you'll excuse me I have to go find Devilz Messenger.
Bronx: Sure, later man.
[Bronx leaves with a wave and a smile. He exits the room. The scene shifts back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Bronx and Hellz Angel have agreed to just go out there and fight a clean fight and give the fans a show.
King Royce: I wouldn't trust Bronx, he's a dirty, cheating, liar.
Randy Boggs: Riiiiight.
King Royce: It's TRUE!
Randy Boggs: Whatever. Let's go up to Max for our next contest.
Shawn Walsh vs. Shawn Reed
["Fight Music" by D12 kicks up, as The Sensation himself, Shawn Walsh walks down the catwalk. He just gets a nice applause, but nothing more. Shawn Walsh steps into the squared circle and heads to his corner as Upton Phelps comes out to ref the matchup. "Rock Show" by Blink 182 kicks up, but no one comes out. After several seconds the music plays again, but no one comes out. Finally, the cameras cut backstage where we see Shawn Reed lying on the ground, bleeding. Then someone walks over and blasts him with a steel chair. The camera pans up to show AJ Fortay!]
AJ Fortay: You think you're smart, huh? You think you can trick me? Well I'll so you something, boy! You and me, next week on global TV! What do ya say? HuH?
Shawn Reed: *cough* You got... it!
AJ Fortay: Let's just hope you can make it there!
[AJ blasts Reed in the head with the steel chair once again, then tosses it down. AJ walks away as we fade back into the arena.]
Randy Boggs: I don't guess this match will be taking place, King.
King Royce: You think?
Randy Boggs: But it looks like AJ and Shawn will be going one on one next week. That should be something.
King Royce: Yeah, but nothing good for the viewers. Hahahaha!
Randy Boggs: Shut up.
[Shawn Walsh leaves the ring, as Max Winters and Upton Phelps remain in the ring. Suddenly "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains begins to play and some of the fans start to clap as the Commissioner of the gfwa OMEGA, The Butcher, walks out to the ring. He's dressed in his best khaki cargo pants and gfwa OMEGA sports jacket. As he walks to the ring he shakes hands with a few fans that may remember him from his days in Japan. He walks up to the translator and says something to him that isn't heard by the viewers. He gets into the ring, turns the microphone on, and looks out at the crowd.]
The Butcher: Hello devoted gfwa OMEGA fans. I'm here to address the current situation about the low attendence we've had so far. Now of course this is not good but I may have the solution.
[The translator tells the crowd what The Butcher is saying and they applaude to what he is saying.]
The Butcher: I've wrestled in Japan for many years and I know the Japanese are the best wrestling fans out there. If they do not like the product they will boo it out of town. I think the gfwa OMEGA is on the verge of being booed out of this ancient land. It's not that we don't have talent... it's fact that they have not shown what they are truly capable of when something in on the line. All we've got going on here are regular rules matches... things that YOU fans have all ready seen. So I talked to President Danger about the situation and about bringing in a little change. I think next week we'll have some Death Matches.
[The crowd cheers.]
The Butcher: We haven't decided what type of Death Matches they'll be or who will be in them; we'll talk about that later tonight. So, next week come on out and enjoy the surprises we'll have in store for you. I promise that you will not be disappointed. Thank you.
[The crowd cheers as The Butcher exits the ring, shaking the hands of some fans once again.]
Randy Boggs: Death matches, King! Death matches!
King Royce: Hells yeah! I can't wait for next week. Death matches RULE!
Randy Boggs: Well, up next are two men who have immense talent and we could be seeing them compete next week in a death match. Let's go up to Max Winters.
paYne vs. Tyler Hendrix
["Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix starts up. The fans start to clap for the song, then as Tyler Hendrix walks out, they don't go away. Actually more people start to clap. They must appreciate his work on last week's program, that of a squash victory over Makai. Tyler walks down the catwalk with BAM right behind him. Tyler and BAM enter the ring as "Pain" by 2pac starts up. Out walks paYne who gets a very nice response. paYne heads down the catwalk and then into the ring. BAM jumps out of the ring as Tyler and paYne stare each other down.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is set for one fall and has a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first.... Tyler HenDRIX!!!
[Tyler steps forward, then steps back, getting a small applause.]
Max Winters: And his opponent... PayNNNNe!!
[paYne steps forward with one arm in the air, getting a bigger applause than Tyler. Both are back in their corners as Upton calls for the bell. Both men come out of their corners and start to circle one another. paYne and Tyler lock up and Tyler gets a quick hammerlock. paYne counters and hits Tyler with a back suplex. Both men back on their feet and another lock up. paYne with the side headlock, but Tyler counters with a hammerlock, then releases and hits a roundhouse kick to the back of paYne's head, causing him to fall into the ropes. Tyler hammers paYne agaisnt the ropes with some hard rights, before whipping him across the ring. Tyler with a drop toe hold and an Indian deathlock. Tyler attempts the Mexican surfboard next, but he can't pulls paYne over, so he switches to a bow and arrow submission. paYne powers his way out of it, but as he gets to his knees and grabs onto the middle rope, Tyler comes down with both knees across his back. Tyler stomps away at paYne's back, then drops another knee. Camel clutch applied by Tyler, but paYne makes the ropes. Tyler picks up paYne and whips him to the ropes. Tyler with a dropkick that grazes paYne, and Tyler follows up with a reverse DDT/backbreaker combo for two.]
Randy Boggs: Tyler gets the first pinfall attempt with a great reverse DDT/backbreaker combination.
King Royce: Tyler has been dominate early own, by working over paYne's back.
[Tyler with a gutwrench suplex on paYne for another two count. Tyler kicks away at paYne's back again, and drives his knees into it again and again. Tyler puts his knee into paYne's back and pulls upward on paYne's chin. Tyler releases then runs to the ropes. He comes back with a quick elbow drop to the small of paYne's back. Tyler picks up paYne and slams him down with a bodyslam. Tyler rolls him over onto his stomach and goes to the middle turnbuckle. Tyler hits a knee drop for two. Tyler whips paYne to the ropes again and hits a samoan drop for another two count. Tyler whips paYne into the corner and follows in with a splash. Tyler lifts paYne onto the top turnbuckle, and hits the superplex! 2.5!!! Tyler with regular vertical suplex on paYne for a two count. Tyler picks paYne up and hits a backbreaker. Tyler leaves paYne on his knee and pushes down on his chin and legs. Tyler lifts paYne to his feet and goes for the german suplex. paYne tries a back elbow, but Tyler ducks and hits a T-Bone suplex for another long two count. Tyler whips paYne to the ropes and knees him in the stomach, doubling him over. Tyler with a powerbomb for 2.5!!!]
Randy Boggs: That was a close one off the powerbomb, King.
King Royce: It sure was. Tyler's cooking on all cylinders tonight.
[Tyler picks up paYne and hits a standing dropkick, knocking paYne onto the apron. Tyler climbs out onto the apron with paYne and sets him up for a powerbomb. paYne holds onto the ropes to block. Tyler knees paYne in the face and hammers him with big forearm shots to his back and attempts the powerbomb again. paYne isn't having any of this and gets a death grip on the ropes. Tyler pulls paYne's head out from between his legs, and grabs him for an uranage suplex, but paYne elbows him and hits a wicked release german suplex on the apron. Tyler hits the edge of it with the middle of his back, then falls to the ground on the outside. paYne lays on the apron for some time as the crowd applauds the move. paYne gets to his feet on the apron as Tyler struggles to his. Tyler is holding is back, and facing the crowd before turning around. Once he does, paYne runs down the apron then leaps off with a cross body! paYne quickly rolls Tyler back into the ring and climbs to the top. paYne stretches his back for a split second allowing Tyler to hit the ropes and crotch paYne on top.]
Randy Boggs: Ouch.
King Royce: Damn right.
[Tyler climbs up and goes for another superplex. paYne fights back with rights to the stomach, then pushes Tyler off. paYne with a flying elbow onto Tyler for a two count! paYne isn't quick to his feet however, but is up before Tyler. paYne kicks Tyler in the stomach, then whips him to the ropes. Tyler ducks a lariat, and hits the cross body. paYne catches him and hits the Fallaway slam. paYne gets up holding his back, and grabs Tyler. paYne sets Tyler up for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb], but Tyler backdrops him over. Tyler sits down and hooks the legs for a two count. Tyler and paYne are to their feet and collide with a double clothesline, knocking both men down. Both men slowly get to their feet and paYne has his irish whip reversed and Tyler pulls paYne back for a belly to belly for two!! Tyler picks up paYne and whips him into the corner. His splash misses this time, but paYne misses his lariat and Tyler gets a backslide for two. Tyler whips paYne to the ropes and lowers his head. paYne stops and lifts Tyler up for the Crucifixion, but Tyler pounds his way free and hits an Implant DDT on paYne for 2.5!!! Tyler heads up top and waits for paYne to get to his feet. Tyler leaps off with a spinning heel kick to the back of paYne, sending him into the ropes. Tyler grabs him away from the ropes and hits a wicked vertebreaker for 2.999!!!]
Randy Boggs: I thought Tyler had him with the Vertebreaker!
King Royce: That's a big time move and could have ended it there.
[Tyler lifts paYne to his feet and hits another backbreaker. Tyler rolls paYne onto his stomach and heads up top. Moonsault onto paYne's back! 2.9999!!!! Tyler is growing frustrated and hits another german suplex, following by a stalling brainbuster for 2.999!!!! paYne gets to his knees, and Tyler kicks away at his back, then grabs paYne's arms, puts his knee in paYne's back and pulls back on the arms!! paYne scoots to the ropes, and is brought to his feet. Irish whip by Tyler and he applies a sleeper. paYne counters with a backdrop driver!!!]
Japanese Announcer: BAAAACKDROOOOOOPAAAAAH!!!!
[Both men are down, but Tyler is to his feet first and kicks paYne in the face. Irish whip by Tyler is reversed and paYne pulls Tyler back into a boot to the stomach. paYne lifts up Tyler and gets him up for the Crucifixion!!! paYne's back gives out on him, and he drops Tyler. paYne gets to all fours, then starts to hold his back as he sits up on his knees. Tyler sees his opportunity, and goes for the Back to the Future[kick to the face], but paYne ducks and gets a Dragon Suplex!!! 1.... 2... 3!!!]
Max Winters: The winner of this match..... PAAAYNE!!
Randy Boggs: paYne has pulled this one out, but just barely with the Dragon Suplex.
King Royce: He couldn't use the Crucifixion, so he had to go to another move. And he could barely keep the bridge on the suplex.
["Pain" kicks up as paYne climbs out of the ring. He holds his back as he walks down the catwalk. Upton helps Tyler to his feet in the ring. The cameras cut backstage where RJ is shown outside the medic's office.]
Ronnie Johnson: Inside here is Scotty Williams, who earlier today suffered a neck injury at the hands of Poke. He's doing well, but the neck is a bit weak. He however is set to go and can resume inring competition next week.
[Just as RJ says that, Scotty walks out of the office. He blows off RJ, as Jacqueline Neil, Jolly Potter's new personal physiotherapist and dietician walks by carrying three high energy biscuit bars. 'Mr Perfect' Scotty Williams stops her in her tracks.]
Scotty Williams: Watch where you are going you little bitch!
Jacqueline Neil: *thick Scottish accent* Scuse me?
Scotty Williams: You're deaf too? I said watch where you're going you little bitch.
Jacqueline Neil: Yers bein very rood.
Scotty Williams: You can't talk properly either.
Jacqueline Neil: Whaa?
Scotty Williams: You belong in the kitchen. Like all other women, you should worship the ground I walk on and do as I say. Hand me over one of those bars.
Jacqueline Neil: I dinnae think so mon.
[Scotty Williams snatches one of the bars from her hand.]
Scotty Williams: Good to see you do as you're told. Keep it up and you can me can go a long way.
[Jacqueline is gobsmacked and The Jolly Potter appears behind Scotty, taking back the bar and startling Scotty, who turns and sees Potter.]
Jolly Potter: So you think you can mistreat ladies do you?
Scotty Williams: I nev...
Jolly Potter: SHUT UP! On the cruise last week you abused Denise Lopez when she was being pleasant and doing her job. This week you abuse Jacqueline when she's minding her own business and doing her job.
Scotty Williams: I...
Jolly Potter: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! There are a lot of loyal hard workers in gO. You waltz in here thinking you're the bees knees, calling yourself 'Mr Perfect' and mistreating all the ladies. It's going to stop Williams. You're going to improve your ways because if you don't, I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks. Get it. Got it. Good.
[Potter and Jacqueline walk off together as Scotty Williams just looks on. He just mouths "fuck you" towards Potter and walks away. The cameras cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: The Jolly Potter sure showed him.
King Royce: Scotty Williams can do what he wants, when he wants. He is Mr. Perfect, ya know.
Randy Boggs: Yeah, everyone knows, since he never fails to mention it.
King Royce: Well, if people would just remember it, he wouldn't have to repeat it.
Randy Boggs: In any case, let's go up to Max for out next contest.
Devilz Darkside vs. The Manhattan Project
[Ty Vaughn comes running out to officiate the match, as "Duck and Run" by Three Doors Down plays first, and out walks Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger. They get a very nice response and head down to the ring. They climbs through the ropes and head to the corner as a very small "DARK-SIDE, DARK-SIDE!" chant breaks out. Not very big, but with only one hundred people there, it's not going to be much. They stand in their corner as "Lay Low" by Nate Dogg, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg kicks up. Out walks Bronx and Brooklyn, who get a reaction almost on par with Devilz Darkside, but not quite up there yet. They are hovering around paYne territory right now. Bronx and Brooklyn step into the ring as Max Winters gets word on the time limit from Ty, then heads to the center of the ring.]
Max Winters: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first... Devilz DarkSIIIIIDE!!!
[Both men take a step forward and get a good reaction.]
Max Winters: And their opponents.... The ManHAAATtan ProJEEEECT!!
[They take a step forward with one arm each in the air, and also get a nice reaction. They all four shake hands in the center of the ring, before returning to the corners. Max Winters jumps out of the ring as Ty Vaughn signals for the bell. Bronx and Devilz Messenger are starting things out, and they circle each other. They go to lock up, but Bronx fakes DM out and kicks him in the stomach. Bronx kicks him again and again, until DM catches one and takes his head off with a big lariat! DM lifts Bronx up and tosses him into the corner. DM hammers him with big forearm shots to each side of Bronx's head. DM whips Bronx across the ring and follows him. Bronx flips up and over DM and kicks him in the back of the leg. DM turns around quickly, but misses the lariat. Bronx kicks him in the stomach again, then hits an ax kick across the back of DM's head. Bronx goes to the ropes and drops a leg across the back of DM's neck. Bronx turns him over and gets a one count. Bronx whips DM into the corner, but his rolling kick is blocked and DM pushes Bronx back over then lariats him down for one. DM lifts Bronx up and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop from DM, followed up with an elbow drop for 1.5. DM with some hard rights before whipping Bronx to the ropes again. Bronx slides between DM's legs and gets to his feet. He dropkicks DM in the back, knocking him to the ropes. Bronx charges at DM as he turns around, and gets backdropped over the top and to the floor.]
Randy Boggs: Bronx needs to keep kicking, or else he could be in trouble.
King Royce: Both of these teams are evenly matched, and one mistake will cost them.
[DM follows Bronx out as the ref begins to count. DM whips Bronx into the guardrail and follows in with a splash. DM picks up Bronx and suplexes him stomach-first onto the guardrail. DM backs up into the corner of the railing, then runs at Bronx. DM with a swinging neckbreaker on Bronx, as he lays across the guardrail. DM pulls Bronx back over the railing and rolls him into the ring. DM climbs back in and tags in Hellz Angel. Angel comes in and hits a snap suplex on Bronx for two. Angel picks up Bronx and hits a belly to back suplex for two more. Angel pulls Bronx to his feet and whips him to the ropes. A back elbow gets another two count. Angel sends Bronx into the corner and follows in with a big lariat. A hiptoss brings Bronx out of the corner and Angel heads to the top turnbuckle. Bronx staggers to his feet and Angel comes down with a big headbutt to knock Bronx down and get another two count. Angel scoops Bronx up and slams him down hard. Angel heads back up top and hits the frog splash for 2.5!!! Angel whips Bronx to the ropes and drops him with a sidewalk slam for two more. Angel whips Bronx to the ropes again and gets him in a double handed choke, then lifts him off the canvas. Bronx starts to kick at Angel's stomach, causing Angel to drop him. Bronx starts to kick away at Angel, before Angel catches one kick, then spins Bronx around. Bronx ducks Angel's lariat, and hits a spinning heel kick as he turns around. Both men are down.]
Randy Boggs: Nice heel kick by Bronx to stop Angel's onslaught.
King Royce: Bronx really needs to make a tag.
[Bronx slowly starts to crawl to his corner, as Angel leans against the ropes. Angel gains his bearings and goes to tag in DM. Angel thinks twice about it and rather goes after Bronx to stop the count. It's too late, as Bronx tags in Brooklyn and he nails Angel with a slingshot clothesline! Brooklyn runs towards DM and dropkicks him off the apron. Brooklyn goes back to Angel and whips him to the ropes. Lariat by Brooklyn staggers Angel, and Brooklyn goes to the ropes himself. Flying forearm from Brooklyn. Brooklyn picks up Angel and goes for the piledriver, but DM slides into the ring and clobbers Brooklyn with a lariat! DM pulls Angel into their corner and gets tagged in legally. DM runs in and gets taken down with a drop toe hold from Brooklyn. Brooklyn goes to the ropes and steps over DM. DM gets to his feet and ducks down, allowly Brooklyn to leap frog over him and continue to the ropes. DM gets into position for a monkey flip, but Brooklyn stops and grabs DM's legs. Brooklyn slingshots DM into their corner, where Angel takes himself back in, although Brooklyn doesn't see it. Brooklyn grabs DM and hits a chokeslam! Ty Vaughn doesn't make the count for obvious reasons, but Brooklyn doesn't understand it. He gets up and is grabbed by Angel from behind and dropped with a waistlock suplex!]
Randy Boggs: Devilz Darkside showing their tag team experience there with the blind tag.
King Royce: That's why they are legends in this sport.
[Angel picks up Brooklyn and gets him into a samoan drop position, but opts to climb the turnbuckles instead. DM rolls onto the apron as Angel stops on the middle turnbuckle to regain the balance he almost lost, when DM grabbed the middle rope. That hesitation allows Brooklyn to hammer Angel in the side of the face and get out of the hold. Brooklyn is on the middle rope with Angel and hits a russian leg sweep off it. DM tags Angel's foot to get back in, before Brooklyn can even think about tagging out. DM whips Brooklyn to the ropes and hits a big flapjack for two. DM picks Brooklyn up who fires off some rights to DM's stomach. DM stops this by kneeing Brooklyn in the face then driving his head into the canvas with a brainbuster!! That gets two for DM. DM whips Brooklyn into the corner and follows in with a lariat, and then bulldogs him out. DM heads to the top turnbuckle and nails the ***** Frog splash for 2.5!!!! DM lifts Brooklyn to his feet and whips him into their corner. DM charges in with a big lariat, but Brooklyn moves. Angel levels Brooklyn with a lariat from the apron, however, and DM gets a two count off of it. DM picks up Brooklyn and sets him on the top turnbuckle. DM tags Angel back in and both climb to the middle turnbuckle. Double super back suplex by Devilz Darkside for a long two count. Angel picks up Brooklyn and suplexes him onto the top rope. Angel with a high knee to knock Brooklyn to the floor.]
Randy Boggs: Nice move by Angel there.
King Royce: I love that move.
[Angel slides out to join Brooklyn on the outside, as the ref begins to count. Angel scoops up Brooklyn and puts him on his shoulder. Angel rushes forward and hits a running powerslam on the floor. Angel picks up Brooklyn and whips him into the ring apron. Brooklyn stumbles away from the apron, and Angel kicks him in the stomach. Angel powers Brooklyn up for a powerbomb, and powerbombs him against the ring apron!! Angel rolls back into the ring and tags DM back in. DM stands near the ropes as Angel grabs Brooklyn. Angel lifts Brooklyn onto the apron and joins him. Angel with a gorilla press on Brooklyn then tosses him towards DM, who nails a diamond cutter!!! 1...... 2.... THRE.... Bronx breaks up the count. DM picks up Brooklyn and whips him to the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by DM, and he tags Angel back in. Devilz Darkside both climb opposite corners, and leap off with frog splashes. DM hits Brooklyn in the head, while Angel gets the body!! Angel with a lateral press as DM rolls onto the apron. 1.... 2..... THRE.... Bronx kicks Angel in the head to break it up. Angel jumps up as the ref tries to get Bronx out. Angel starts to kick Brooklyn in the groin, just to piss Bronx off for staying in the ring and distracting the ref. Angel picks up Brooklyn and tags in DM again. Angel lifts Brooklyn up for a powerbomb, as DM heads up top and comes down with a leg drop as Angel powerbombs him down!!! 2.99999999!!! Bronx broke it up again. Bronx gets in a nice side kick to Angel, to knock him out of the ring.]
Randy Boggs: That was an AWESOME and innovative move by Devilz Darkside!
King Royce: And it almost got them the win, but Bronx broke it up just in the nick of time.
[DM picks up Brooklyn and tosses him to the outside. DM picks a fight with Bronx, as the ref stays between them. Angel whips Brooklyn into the guardrail, but Brooklyn explodes back with a lariat! Brooklyn leans against the apron to catch his breath. He finally slides back into the ring and whistles. DM turns halfway around, and just superkicked in the ear for the Long Island Sound!!!! Bronx gets out of the ring, as DM and Brooklyn lay on the mat. That superkick is all Brooklyn had in him. Brooklyn is starting to crawl to his corner, as DM sits up. He looks around and notices Brooklyn heading to his corner. He also spies Angel just getting up on the outside. DM quickly rolls onto his knees and pushes himself to hsi feet. DM grabs Brooklyn's ankle, and Brooklyn fires off an enziguri!! Brooklyn lunges forward and tags in Bronx! Bronx comes in and lariats DM down! Brooklyn off the ropes and hits flying forearm smash! Jumping front kick by Bronx!! Bronx runs to the ropes and hits a suicide dive on Angel on the outside!! Bronx slides back in and ducks DM's lariat, and kicks him in the thigh, then punches him in the face, another kick this time to the stomach, then another punch to the face, another kick to the stomach, and a hard right from Bronx, leading to a jumping shin kick to the face, and the Michinoku Driver for 2.5!!!]
Randy Boggs: Bronx is on fire, King!
King Royce: Those kicks are amazing to see.
[Bronx picks up DM and whips him into the corner. Bronx follows in with his rolling kick. DM stumbles forward and Bronx legsweeps him down and goes for the Bronxlock[sharpshooter]!! Bronx gets it locked on and pulls DM to the center of the ring!! Bronx has it locked on tightly, and DM can't seem to find a way free. DM tries to crawl to the ropes, but Bronx keeps pulling him back to the center of the ring. Finally Angel climbs into the ring and clobbers Bronx from behind. Angel whips Bronx to the ropes, ducks Angel's lariat, goes off the rope, then leaps off DM's back[who was on his knees] and hits a bicycle kick to Angel's face! It knocks him back against the ropes and Bronx hits a cactus clothesline to send both men out. Bronx suplexes Angel onto the guardrail, then hits an ax kick! Bronx jumps back onto the apron. DM is over and Bronx drives his shoulder into DM's stomach. Bronx slides under the bottom rope and between DM's legs. Bronx grabs DM from behind and hits a beautiful German suplex for 2.75!!! Bronx picks up DM and goes for another German, but DM blocks and snapmares Bronx over. Bronx quickly gets back to his feet but gets speared!!!! Both men are down!]
Randy Boggs: That'll slow anyone down.
King Royce: He knocked is lungs through his back!
[Bronx is on his feet first, but his holding his stomach. He backs into the corner to catch a short breather, but DM comes charges at him with another spear! Bronx pulls himself up out of the way, then rolls up DM! 1... 2.. kick out!!! Bronx whips DM into the corner and DM comes rushing out with another spear, but Bronx just kicks him in the face and drops him with the Chocker Chain[diamond cutter]!!!! 2.9999999!!!! Bronx lifts DM back to his feet and kicks away at him in the corner. Bronx hits a T-bone suplex out of the corner and gets another nearfall. On the outside, Angel buries his head into his hands and starts to tremble. He then lifts his head and his eyes are glowing red. Angel gets to his feet just slides into the ring and looks over at Bronx stomping away at DM. Bronx goes to the ropes and drops a knee onto DM for one, as Angel pulls Bronx off. Angel tackles Bronx and starts to hammer away with rights, lefts, forearm smashes, and headbutts. Bronx is trying to block them, but Angel is just too strong at this moment. Angel is beating the shit out of Bronx, opening up some of his previous wounds, from another match. Bronx won't be able to hold on much longer, but Bronx knees him in the groin SIX times to knock him off momentarily. Bronx rolls to the outside, as Angel quickly follows.]
Randy Boggs: Angel has snapped and Bronx looks to be his first victim.
King Royce: I bet it sucks to be him then.
[Bronx slides back into the ring and ducks DM's lariat. He slides back out of the ring and DM and Angel get taken down by a split-legged springboard dropkick by Brooklyn. Angel jumps back up and goes after Brooklyn. Brooklyn rolls out of the ring as Bronx rolls back in and covers DM for a two count. Brooklyn grabs himself a chair and bashes Angel in the head! Again and again and again he does this, and Angel just falls two one knee. Brooklyn grabs a monitor from the announce table and breaks it over Angel's head, knocking him out finally. Just for good measure though, Brooklyn nails Angel two mores times in the head with the steel chair. In the ring, Bronx is knocked off the top turnbuckle by DM, as he went for the Muzzle[top rope jackhammer]. DM hits another frog splash, but can't capitalize. Brooklyn climbs back onto the apron and encourages Bronx.]
Randy Boggs: This one is going to come down to the wire. We have under two minutes to go.
King Royce: It's nail-biting time!
[Bronx crawls over and tags in Brooklyn. DM is up and gets taken down with lariat. 2.9999!!! Jackhammer!! 2.99999!!! Powerbomb!! 2.9999!! Piledriver and bearhug slam for 2.9999!!!! Chokeslam and middle rope moonsault meets knees!!! DM is caught with a powerslam though for 2.9999999!!!! Brooklyn lifts DM onto the top turnbuckle and chokeslams him off!!!! Angel is back up on the outside and slides into the ring. Brooklyn goes to complete the New York Minute[top rope chokeslam/moonsault], with the moonsault! Angel pulls DM out of the way, but Brooklyn lands on his feet. Brooklyn goes at both men, and gets stopped. Devilz Darkside grabs Brooklyn around the throat and goes for the Highway to Hell[double chokeslam]!!!! Bronx chop blocks DM but Angel chokeslams Brooklyn. Bronx with a cross body on Angel and both men go flying to the outside. They take each other down with a double lariat on the outside. Fifteen seconds to go!!! DM lifts Brooklyn onto the top turnbuckle and goes for the Elevator to Hell[top rope inverted DDT], but Brooklyn escape and chokeslams DM off again!!!! Moonsault by Brooklyn!!!! New York Minute!!!! 1...... 2........ 3!!!!! And the time limit expires one second after the hand hit the mat for the third time. Angel was stopped on the outside by Bronx, as he tried to break up the count.]
Max Winters: The winner of this match.... The ManhAAAAAtan ProJJJJJEEEEct!!!!
["Lay Low" kicks up as Bronx slides into the ring and helps Brooklyn up. They celebrate as a "PRO-JECT, PRO-JECT!" chant breaks out. They turn back to Devilz Darkside, and see Angel helping DM to his feet. Bronx and Brooklyn walk over and extend their hands. Angel and DM look at each other, then shake TMP's hands, and the very small crowd starts to cheer louder.]
Randy Boggs: What a victory for The Manhattan Project.
King Royce: Not many people beat Devilz Darkside, but TMP just did.
[TMP start towards the back, as Angel and DM follow a few steps behind. Ty Vaughn is the last to leave, but soon does. Max Winters reenters the ring.]
Max Winters: Ladies and gents, it is now time for out MAIN EVENT!!!
The Jolly Potter vs. Ricky Green
["Praise You" by Fat Boy Slim kicks in and out onto the catwalk come The Jolly Potter and Abigail Doyle, looking delightful in a pink low cut top, short black skirt and pink slip on shoes. Potter extends his arms skywards as Abigail points to him from one side and pinks lights flash around the arena. The pair walk to the ring. They step into the ring as "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit hits and out walks Ricky Green. The Elita Killa makes his way to the ring as the fans give a nice reaction. Ricky walks down to the ring and steps in, as Abigail steps out.]
Max Winters: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first.... The JoLLLLLLY PoTTEEEER!!!
[Potter steps forward with both arms out at the sides, and the growd responds positively.]
Max Winters: And his opponent.... Ricky GREEEEEEN!!!
[Ricky just steps forward. Potter offers a handshake at the top of the match, but Ricky just goes back to his corner. Crazy Lou finally makes it down to the ring and calls for the bell. Green and Potter come out of the corner and immediately lock up. Ricky gets the side headlock, then a fireman's carry and into the armbar. Potter somehow counters into the fugiware armbar and Green quickly makes the ropes. Drop toe hold by Potter to take down the charging Green and Potter gets the crippler crossface, but Green gets his foot under the bottom rope. Potter with an arm wringer on Green, then drives his elbow down onto Green's arm. European uppercut from Potter then into a snapmare and dragon sleeper!! Green struggles but makes the ropes. Potter whips Green to the ropes, but misses his lariat. Potter drops down however, and rolls Green over with a half boston crab!!!! Green is quick into the ropes. Potter with some knife-edged chops and an irish whip into the corner. Potter charges in but Green drops down and Potter hits the corner hard. Green gets his feet under Potter's armpits and pulls him over for a one count. Potter up quickly and Green stunguns him, then hits a beautiful springboard hurricanranna to get a quick two count.]
Randy Boggs: Potter is going to have to keep the speedy high-flyer grounded, or else he won't stand a chance.
King Royce: You're right, Randy, and he was doing that great at first, but Green has found his opening it seems.
[Green whips Potter to the ropes, but Potter holds onto the ropes, causing Green to miss his dropkick. Potter with a figure four on Green!!! Green struggles and struggles, but makes the ropes. Potter releases the hold and pulls Green back to the center of the ring, and applies it again. Green slaps the mat in pain, but isn't tapping. Green tries to turn it over, but Potter won't let him. Green swings wildly at Potter, but doesn't come close to hitting him. Green falls onto his back, but raises up after a two count. Green attempts to reach the ropes again, but doesn't have the same success as before. Green gives it one last go to turn the move over, but just isn't able to. Green falls back onto the mat but gets his shoulder up at 2.5. Green takes a deep breath and pushes backwards with his arms. Green is slowly making his way to the ropes and makes it! The crowd applauds, as Potter releases the hold. Green gets up and limps, and Potter quickly hits a knee breaker and locks on sharpshooter!!! Green makes the ropes easier this time.]
Randy Boggs: There he goes, Potter is now trying to take Green's legs out from under him.
King Royce: Without the wheels, Green won't be able to fly.
[Potter lifts Green to his feet[foot?] and whips him to the ropes. Green bounces off the ropes and goes flying through the air with a big back body drop from Potter. Green rolls back onto his knees, then gets to his foot and gets speared!! Green rolls to the outside as Potter climbs onto the apron. Potter with a ax-handle smash to Green's back, before rolling him back into the ring. Green runs to the ropes, misses his lariat. On the rebound, Potter dropkicks him in the knee, then locking on the stretch plum, although it doesn't affect the leg. Green can't, however, use both his legs to help scoot to the ropes. Potter has it locked on nice and tight and Green might have to tap. Green uses his good leg to try and power his way to the ropes. He is a mere two inches away, as Potter locks it in tighter. Green uses a lot of his remaining strength and makes the ropes, to more applause. Potter grabs Green and hits a damn brutal backdrop driver for 2.5!!]
Japanese Announcer: BAAAAACKDROOOOPPPPPAAAAAAH!!!!!!
King Royce: I haven't heard that enough tonight. I love it when they do that!
Randy Boggs: It's not as fun when they're right beside you.
King Royce: They were last week, and I didn't mind one bit. It's hilarious!
[Potter picks up Green, scoops him up and slams him down. Potter with a Boston crab/head scissors combination to wow the crowd!! Green has no where to go, but Potter unfortunately applied it too close to the ropes, so Green stretches his arm out as far as he can and grabs the bottom rope. Potter releases the hold and whips Green to the ropes. Flipping dropkick by Potter and he reapplies the figure four!! Green is in agony now, but is able to turn it over finally, but Potter turns it over again and both guys go into the ropes. Green gets up in the corner on one leg as Potter gets to his feet. Potter stalks in and Green kicks him with his good leg while holding himself up on the top rope. Green grabs Potter and tosses him through the top and middle turnbuckles, ramming his shoulder into the ring post. Green leans against the ropes to try and heal his leg as Potter slumps to the mat, holding his shoulder.]
Randy Boggs: That's gotta hurt.
King Royce: Yeah, and now both men are hurt. Potter can use his power advantage now with only one arm, and Green can't use his speed and flying.
[Potter gets to his feet, as Green limps around to try and get feeling back in his leg. Potter charges at Green and lariats him down with his bad arm. Potter holds back the pain to get a two count of it. Potter pulls Green up with his one good arm and whips him to the ropes. Flipping dropkick by Potter, but he lands on his bad shoulder. Potter rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Potter holds his bad arm, as Green gets back up and limps to the corner. Potter charges in and Green alley-oops him shoulder first into the top turnbuckle. School boy gets two for Green. Green is slow to his feet, but once he does he dropkicks Potter out onto the apron. Green holds his leg in pain for a second, then hobbles to the corner. He springboards off the second rope and dropkicks Potter off the apron. Green rolls around in the ring holding his knee. Green finally rolls onto his knee and pulls himself up by the ropes. Green runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, then jumps to the top rope, but his leg gives out and he just falls foward to the ground.]
Randy Boggs: Yeesh!
King Royce: This is going to be VERY interesting from this point on to see how these guys deal with their injuries.
[Potter pulls himself up by the guardrail and grabs Green's head, bringing him to his feet. Green is whipped into the guardrail, then into the ring apron. Potter rolls Green onto the apron and climbs up himself. Potter climbs into the ring and applies the octopus!!!! He releases at four, then pulls Green into the ring with his one good arm. Stretch plum by Potter!!! His arm isn't strong enough to hold it, allowing Green to easily make the ropes. Potter pulls Green up and hits a short-arm clothesline with his bad arm. Potter just pushes the pain back and pulls Green onto his feet. European uppercut by Potter, and another. Green is sent into the corner and Potter follows in with a splash. Potter has trouble lifting Green to the top turnbuckle, but does so. Potter lays his bad arm on Green's knee to stretch it out before climbing up. This, however, allows Green to put his leg over the arm, the leap off the top, ramming Potter's arm into the mat. It hurt Green, as well, and they both hold their respective hurting limbs.]
Randy Boggs: That was a risky move from Green, but it was necessary.
King Royce: I would have to agree, Randy.
[Potter rolls to the outside to shake his arm free of the pain, but doesn't get much of a chance, as Green just says fuck the bad leg and hits a springboard pancha using his good leg! Green picks up Potter and rolls him back into the ring. Green with a springboard somersault body block back in the ring. Green picks up Potter and whips him to the ropes. Dropkick by Green. He gets up limping, but is quick to lock on a crippler crossface. Potter uses Green's weak leg to free his injured arm, and then uses his power to lift Green up and hit a DVD for 2.5!!! Potter pulls Green back up and hits a cradle piledriver!!!! Potter heads up top, and flies off with an elbow drop!! Green moves and Potter hits hard with his bad arm!!! Green with a la majistral cradle for 2.5!!! Green whips Potter to the ropes, but gets caught on the hurricanranna attempt and slammed to the mat with a diving powerbomb for 2.75!!! Potter whips Green into the corner, but misses the charge, and eats a Tornado DDT from Green for two.]
Randy Boggs: The pace is starting to pick up now.
King Royce: Yeah, both men have decided to just fuck the injuries and just go balls to the wall to win this thing.
[Green picks up Potter and slams him down with a body slam. Split-legged moonsault gets two for Green. Green heads up top and nails the missle dropkick. Another la majistral cradle gets two. Green sends Potter to the ropes and hits an armdrag, then a dropkick to the back of his head. That angers Potter, who pops up and lariats the hell out of Green! Potter picks up Green and hits a wicked German suplex. He rolls through and hits a Tiger suplex!!! Potter rolls through again and hits a Dragon Suplex!!!! 1.... 2..... THRE... KICK OUT!!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: That's.... that's....
King Royce: Max Danger's move! Potter is using Danger's move, the Trifecta!
Randy Boggs: Use what'll work I guess.
[Green is sinched up for the Tiger Suplex, but Green runs to the corner, walks up the turnbuckles, but it only allows Potter to get a more dangerous angle for the tiger suplex, driving Green directly on top of his head!!!! 1....... 2......... THRE..... KICK OUT!!! The crowd is starting to get going. Potter picks up Green and hits a vicious DDT for 2.99999!! Potter grabs Green and hits a Liger bomb!!! 2.999999!!!! Potter goes for another one, but Green counters with an Evenflow DDT!!!! Green can't make the cover though. Both men get back to their feet and Potter swings at Green, but Green ducks. Potter however is able to get a stunner out of it seamlessly for 2.75!!! Potter whips Green into the corner. Flair flip by Green and Potter misses the lariat. Green springboards back in but gets powerslammed for 2.99999!!! Potter picks up Green and goes for the Clayhead[pedigree], but Green counters by lifting Potter onto his back, then jumping backwards, slamming Potter down hard onto the mat, with Green on top of him. Green's arms are still hooked, as the ref counts the cover for Green. 1.... 2..... thre.... Potter bridges up spins around and hits the Clayhead!!!!!!!!!!!! 1........... 2........ THRE......... Green gets his foot on the bottom rope!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Jeez! This is getting insane now.
King Royce: This match is just outta control, and I love it!
[Potter slaps the mat and lifts Green onto the top turnbuckle. Potter goes for the superplex, but Green counters with a front suplex! Potter rolls over onto his stomach and Green leaps off with the Drive By[shooting star press] and nails it!!! Green can't capitalize right away though, as he hit his knee hard and holds it in the corner. Finally Green crawls over and hooks the leg. 1..... 2..... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!! Green rolls over in shock. The crowd is stomping it's feet, clapping, and screaming. For only a hundred people, they sure can be load. Potter is up after Green, and Green whips Potter across the ring as Max Winters announces only two minutes remaining. Potter hits the corner hard and Green hits a nice leg lariat. Green grabs Potter and hits a fisherman's buster!!!! 2.99999999999999!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Potter has kicked out of the Drive By and a fisherman's buster!! What's next!?
King Royce: The kitchen sink!?
[Green is growing frustrated and slams Potter down again and heads up top. Green nails the guillotine leg drop!! 2.99999999!!!! Green picks Potter up and hits the Elite Murda[falling reverse DDT]!!!!!! 2.99999999999999!!!! Green jumps up in frustration, but pumps his fits, knowing his has this one in the bag. He grabs Potter and puts his head between his legs. Green hooks the arms and nails Potter with the Clayhead!!!!!! 1........ 2........... THREE!!!!! NO!!!! KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD!!!
King Royce: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!
[Green picks the limp body of Potter to his feet and sets up for another Clayhead. Potter gets a burst of adrenaline and counters with the Elite Murda on Green! No, Green blocks, and gets a waistlock on Potter. Standing switch, but Green blocks the german suplex. Green runs to the corner, runs up the turnbuckle, and flips over Potter. Potter is nailed with Elite Murda!!!! Green heads up top as only half a minute remains! Green leaps off with the Drive By!!!!! Potter gets the knees up and Green hits them squarely!!! Potter quickly goes for the la majistral cradle, since it nearly worked for Green, but Green blocks it halfway through and has Potter's shoulders pinned down! 1...... 2...... 3!!!]
Max Winters: The winner of this match..... RICKY GREEEEEEN!!!!!!
["Getcha Groove On" kicks up as Green jumps up. He falls to his knees celebrating, as Potter rolls into the corner. He is on one knee and slaps the mat, knowing he had Green, but got too fancy at the end.]
Randy Boggs: Awesome match from Green and Potter. And the fans were really into it.
King Royce: See, if you just forget that we lie about two Japanese stars being here and stay, you'd get this kind of excellent action.
[Potter slowly rises to his feet after his loss. He looks at Ricky who is standing in the middle of the ring victorious. He taps him on his shoulder and Ricky turns round, ready to fight more. Potter extends his hand and Ricky hestitates a moment. Ricky then shakes Potter's hand. Potter and Abigail walk out of the ring, as Ricky continues to celebrate.]
Randy Boggs: What a night! Don't forget to tune in next week for another Misawa-Akiyama-less global TV.
King Royce: I can't wait for the DEATH MATCHES!!!
[Ricky Green finally stops celebrating in the ring as we fade to black.]