::[ SATURDAY NIGHT RUMBLE ]::

Saturday, May 5th, 2001
Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana

::[Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. Everyone knows they were gay lovers. But why couldn't they admit it? I'm sure Daisy and Minnie could have taken it. I mean Minnie was cheating on Mickey with Goofy anyway. It was so obvious the sexual tension between Mickey and Donald. But whatcha goin' do? That's what a college student is thinking as he watches cartoons on the Disney Channel. Way too much thought for such a simple subject, no? But do not fret, I will not go on and on about the sexual orientations of the Disney characters. It's time for Saturday Night Rumble. We know this because the big ass logo for Saturday Night Rumble appears on the screen. The words "Earlier Today..." appear on the screen. We then see Star Struck walk into the arena from the parking lot. Star Struck turns a corner and is met by a steel chair over the head. Then Ricky Hunter comes out as Star Struck falls down dropping his bag. Hunter then lifts the chair again and hits him again and again and again. Until Star Struck starts to bleed from the head. Hunter then spits in his face and leans down over him.]::

Ricky Hunter: Soon to be two to zero.

::[Ricky then slowly walks away as we fade into the Rumble video package. Was that attack really necessary? Dunno, but it happened. What's with the narrator giving his opinions tonight? Dunno, but he is. Let's just get on with the damn show, ok? Ok. The video package lasts for several more seconds before we fade into a dark arena. It's not dark for long, as the Conseco Fieldhouse lights up with fireworks. There has to be ten million dollars worth of fireworks on display here. The pyro lasts for more than ten minutes before the lights come up. The cameras begin to pan the crowds but see nothing. The arena is filled with thick smoke, that doesn't look to go away anytime soon. So instead of looking at the idiotic and pointless fan signs, we go over to our beautiful announce duo of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.]::

Britney Spears: Hello everyone, and yes, we are back on the Disney Channel for the first time since the Mickey Mouse Club! I am your hot pop singer with the not-fake breasts, Britney Spears.

Christina Aguilera: And I'm your ultra-hot pop singer, that was on the Disney Channel just last year with my own special. If you knew anything about my career, best friend Britney Spears, you would have known that.

Britney Spears: I'm sorry, let's not fight. Just touch my breasts.

Christina Aguilera: I'd rather not. My new nails might pop 'em.

Britney Spears: They're real damn it! They're real!!

Christina Aguilera: Then run around a bit.

Britney Spears: Ok, I will. This should prove everyone wrong.

::[Britney removes her head set and starts to run around ringside. No movement of the breasts. She continues to run around before stopping in front of the announce table. She picks up her headset.]::

Britney Spears: See, I told you they were real!

Christina Aguilera: Uh, Brit, they didn't move an inch.

Britney Spears: Must be my super-tight sports bra I have on. Let me remove it, then I'll get to that running.

Christina Aguilera: Ok. In the meantime, let's watch my new video with Pink, Lil' Kim, and Mya. I have freaky hair!

::[As Britney starts to remove your bra the "Lady Marmalade" video starts up on the G-Tron. When the video finishes playing we see Britney running around the ring again. Still nothing moving on the chest. Suddenly as she rounds the ring steps, she gets decked with a steel chair. She goes down in a heap, and standing over her is King Royce, with a chair and mic in hand.]::

King Royce: They're fake bitch, just like your live performances! So quit lying! Oh, and I can see your nipple. Hehe.

::[King Royce was right, we have ourselves a nipple peak on the Disney Channel. Then N'Sync member and possible Britney boyfriend, Justin Timberlake comes running out with a jacket. He covers Britney up, as Randy Boggs comes from under the ring. He blasts Justin one, and he falls onto Britney... in 69 position! The crowd goes nuts. King Royce looks at Randy.]::

King Royce: What was that for?

Randy Boggs: I just don't like Justin. Plus with that visual right there, I bet our ratings sky rocket!

King Royce: I see. Now.. let's get her!

::[King Royce and Randy Boggs point towards Christina Aguilera, who was working in a new and even uglier hairstyle. She notices everyone staring at her and looks towards our regular announcers. She has a look of fear on her face as King Royce and Randy Boggs make their way towards the announce table. In the background we can see the other N'Sync members carrying Justin and Britney to the back. King Royce and Randy Boggs stop in front of the announce table as Christina Aguilera gets to her feet.]::

Randy Boggs: Why, exactly are you here?

Christina Aguilera: My agent set this up. It wasn't my idea. I haven't ever seen wrestling before. But they said if I did it, I could get new fans. Which means more money for me.

King Royce: Oh, I see. Would you object to Randy and I hitting your from both sides?

Christina Aguilera: Uh... hmm... no I wouldn't. You look like two BIG guys. So bring it on!

Randy Boggs: He didn't mean it that way, ya little slut.

::[Christina Aguilera has a look of shock and disappointment on her face as King Royce and Randy Boggs pick up their steel chairs. They pull them back, as Christina just closes her eyes. This allows the rude and immature fans to cop a feel. King Royce and Randy Boggs swing their chairs towards Christina's head, but suddenly she's pulled over the railing. The chairs collide and are dropped to the ground. The crowd begins to boo as we see Christina being led away by Eminem. King Royce and Randy Boggs look at each other, shrug their shoulders, then take their seats at the announce table.]::

Randy Boggs: I guess Eminem doesn't really hate Christina.

King Royce: I've been thinking.

Randy Boggs: About what?

King Royce: Maybe we should have gotten Christina from both sides, but in the way she meant.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, probably so. But it's too late now. Maybe next time.

King Royce: There will not be a next time! This was something that will only happen once! We had the opportunity to screw Christina Aguilera and you blew it!

Randy Boggs: Well, you didn't exactly think of this BEFORE Eminem saved her.

King Royce: Oh yeah.

Randy Boggs: Anyway fans... I know you're out there somewhere, although the smoke hasn't really cleared that much. We are live inside the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana for Saturday Night Rumble!

King Royce: And it's going to be one hell of a show! I mean, we saw Britney's nipple, man, and that was at the beginning of the show! Imagine what we'll see later!

Randy Boggs: Wrestling matches?

King Royce: YEAH!! Wait, that's not as exciting as nudity. Why did we leave the Playboy Channel!?

Randy Boggs: Money... ratings.... and more money.

King Royce: Oh yeah, money rules.

::['Bow Wow' by Lil' Bow Wow plays throughout the arena, as Bronx walks down to the ring with his blue and grey tights, and a knee brace on. He is also holding a baseball bat in one of his hands. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.]::

Bronx: Tonight I start my reign of terror over the GFWA. I said there was going to be a war, and tonight will be my time to launch this attack. I am fully ready to take advantage of the opportunity to get a head start in the Tournament. Tonight I will send a warning to everyone to watch their back. I am giving you prior notification, now whoever doesn't listen will pay. I am going to strike at various times. You won't know when or how, but I will strike. You better believe it. This ball bat will be my choosen weapon, and I will take everyone in the Global title Tourney out. That is your warning!

::['Bow Wow' strikes up again, and Bronx begins to walk to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx has declared war on the GFWA, King.

King Royce: Oh, and you think I care?

Randy Boggs: Nope, just saying as all.

King Royce: Oh, ok.

Randy Boggs: Anyway, it's time for our opening bout.

Star Struck versus Ricky Hunter

::['Another One Bites The Dust' by Queen starts up. Ricky Hunter walks through the curtains, and he gets a mixed reaction. Mostly for the music, because they can't really see who came out. Ricky Hunter walks down the ramp, and passes Bronx as Bronx is going to the back.]::

Ricky Hunter: Come and get me, bitch!

::[Bronx looks at him and smiles. Then Star Struck comes up from behind and plasters Hunter with a steel chair. Star Struck and Bronx begin to help each other in beating down Hunter. Star Struck smiles and picks Hunter up as Bronx begins to walk away. As Star Struck starts to walk to the ring, Bronx stops and turns around. He has a psychotic look in his eye, and he runs up to Star Struck and blasts him in the back of his knee with the ball bat. Star Struck collapses to the floor, and Bronx gives him a couple more shots and walks off. Both Ricky and Star Struck are down as the ref calls for the bell and begins to count.]::

Randy Boggs: This is NOT a good way to kick off the Global Championship Tournament.

King Royce: Yes it is. It gets rid of BOTH Ricky and Star Struck from the tourney.

::[The ref is at five when Ricky gets to his knees. He begins to crawl to the ring. Star Struck is having trouble standing on his bad leg, and falls against the ring post. The ref is at eight when Ricky gets to the ring apron. Nine counts the ref. Ricky and Star Struck slide back into the ring in mid-ten count. Ricky pulls himself up with the ropes, as Star Struck is able to get up in the corner. Star Struck limps from the corner, and takes a swing at Ricky. Ricky blocks the punch, and kicks Star Struck in the knee. Star Struck falls to one knee, and Ricky knocks him onto his back with an elbow between the eyes. Ricky grabs Star Struck's leg and starts to kick at it. Ricky drags Star Struck to the ropes, and places his leg on the bottom rope. Ricky leaps and drives his elbow into Star Struck's leg. Ricky lifts up Star Struck's leg, and braces back the other leg. Ricky then falls to his back, bringing Star Struck's leg down with him with lots of impact. Ricky pulls Star Struck to the center of the ring and locks on the single leg boston crab.]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter is taking it to Star Struck's leg earlier on here.

King Royce: You can't walk, you can't win. That simple.

::[Ricky really pulls back on the leg. The ref asks Star Struck if he gives up, the obvious answer is no. Star Struck starts to inch towards the ropes. He's almost there when Ricky releases the hold and pulls Star Struck to the center of the ring. Ricky drives his elbow into Star Struck's knee. Ricky follows that up with holding Star Struck's knee down and driving his own knee into it. Ricky attempts the figure four, but Star Struck pushes him off and into the corner. Ricky turns around holding his chest as Star Struck struggles to his feet. Star Struck limps over and gets dropkicked in the knee.]::

Randy Boggs: Ouch.

King Royce: You got that right.

::[Ricky applies the figure four, and Star Struck writhes in pain. Ricky is mouthing Star Struck as he tightens the hold. Star Struck falls to the mat. 1.. 2.. Star Struck sits back up. Ricky with a right hand to knock him back down. 1.. 2.. Star Struck back up. Ricky slaps Star Struck, and his eyes widen. Star Struck grabs Ricky's head and unloads with some right hands. Ricky counters the onslaught with a finger to the eye, and another hard right. Star Struck's adrenaline goes away as he falls to the canvas. 1... 2.... Star Struck gets up onto his elbows, as the crowd starts to chant his name. We think that's what they're chanting, but the smoke has really drowned out the sounds.]::

Randy Boggs: There was a small flurry from Star Struck there, but Ricky wisely stopped it as soon as possible.

King Royce: Star Struck is out, man. This is over. Just give up.

::[Star Struck is starting to turn Ricky over. Ricky can't believe it, as he's trying to fight it. Star Struck overpowers Ricky and turns it over. Ricky screams out in pain, and quickly turns it back over. Both men grab the ropes. The ref seperates their legs. Ricky gets to his feet first and limps around. Star Struck pulls himself up against the ropes. Ricky shakes the pain from his legs and charges at Star Struck. Star Struck ducks and pulls down the top rope. Ricky Hunter flies over the top rope and to the outside.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like the momentum has shifted.

King Royce: But with one leg, Star Struck can't win this.

::[Star Struck rolls to the outside. He limps over to Ricky who's getting up against the guardrail. Star Struck limps over and rams Ricky's head into the guardrail. Again Star Struck does it. Star Struck grabs Ricky and whips him into the ring post. Ricky bounces off and Star Struck takes him down with a clothesline. Star Struck is up gingerly, and brings Ricky to his feet. Star Struck rolls Ricky back into the ring at the count of eight. Star Struck heads to the top turnbuckle, as Ricky gets to his knees. Star Struck perches himself on the top turnbuckle, and Ricky gets to his feet. He slowly turns around as Star Struck flies off from high above. Big cross body block from the big Star Struck. Instead of going for the cover, Star Struck rolls off Ricky, and holds his leg in pain.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like that move did more damage to Star Struck than it did Ricky.

King Royce: Of course it did. Star Struck chose to do a high-risk maneuver and it cost him.

::[Ricky slowly rolls over and gets a lateral press on Star Struck. 1... 2... kick out! The fans come alive. Ricky gets to his feet, and grabs Star Struck by the hair. He lifts Star Struck to his feet... er, foot rather. Hard right from Ricky and Star Struck comes back with his own. Star Struck has Ricky reeling with some hard rights. Star Struck grabs Ricky and whips him to the ropes. Star Struck takes Ricky down with a leaping knee. But it was his injured knee. Star Struck goes down again. Ricky, composes himself and rolls Star Struck up. 1.... 2.... thr.. kick out. Ricky picks up Star Struck and pushes him into the corner.]::

Randy Boggs: Every time Star Struck makes a comeback, he uses that knee, and hurts himself and his chances.

King Royce: He just isn't using his head. He must have other things on his mind tonight.

::[Ricky stomps away at Star Struck's stomach. Ricky then climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and starts to unload on Star Struck's head. The crowd counts along with Ricky's punches. Star Struck then counters after ten punches with a low blow! Ricky falls to the canvas, as Star Struck climbs to the middle turnbuckle himself. Star Struck almost loses him balance due to the bad leg, which allows Ricky to roll over and kick the middle rope. Star Struck falls, and his knee comes down on the middle rope. Star Struck is pulled from the corner by Ricky, kicked once in his bad leg, and driven to the mat with the After Shock[implant ddt]! Ricky hooks the leg as the ref jumps into position. 1.... 2.... 3!!]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter has pulled it off, and advances into the next round.

King Royce: Told ya, with one leg, you can't be successful.

::['Another One Bites The Dust' as Ricky Hunter celebrates to a chorus of boos. Ricky Hunter rolls out of the ring as the ref checks on Star Struck's leg. Ricky Hunter heads to the back victorious.]::

Randy Boggs: A nice victory for Ricky, who is showing everyone he's more than an Extreme fighter.

King Royce: That's two matches in a row he's proven that. First against Bronx and now tonight against Star Struck, another extreme grappler.

Randy Boggs: Yep, Ricky's stock is rising here in the GFWA. Some type of championship gold could be heading his way soon.

::[The cameras move to the parking lot where Devastating Dunn is pulling into the parking lot. Puts his car in park and goes to get out. Then a dump truck plows into the back of his car. Dunn is startled and looks behind him. Tiu is in the truck. Dunn's car is smashed. Tiu then points to Dunn's left, and Dunn looks as a forklift is plowing full speed into the car. Dunn closes his door, and ducks down. Bronx drives the lift right through is windows. He backs the lift up and Dunn gets out, he is bleeding a bit from his head. Then Bronx and Tiu jump Dunn and begin to beat him down. Bronx opens up Dunn's wound more. They leave Dunn in a pool of blood. We fade to commercial.]::

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back folks. Just before we went to break, we saw Dexter Dunn barely escaped severe injury, but took a beating from Tiu and Bronx nonetheless.

King Royce: Bronx is beginning his path of destruction, Randy.

Randy Boggs: Yep, the Television Champion, apparantly wants to make a bigger name for himself. Even though fans feel he's the best champion in the GFWA right now.

King Royce: I will admit, he's really shown us a lot. He's defeated all comers to retain the Television Championship, and really deserves the recognition he's getting. He's a real superstar here in the GFWA.

Randy Boggs: And Global Championship gold could be in his future. Anyway, speaking of champions, earlier today Jason Corlett, the new Extreme Champion, paid a little visit to former stablemate and Extreme champ, Misfit and his new partner, Madrox. Take a look.

::[The G-Tron lights up and the words "Earlier Today..." appear on screen. The camera shows Misfit and Madrox's locker room.  All of a sudden a beautiful woman walks up..... her name is still uncertain.  Anyways she is wearing a black leather mini skirt and a red short tank top.  With her is Corlett's bestfriend's girlfriend Serena, she, is also dressed in a black leather mini-skirt, only wearing a white tank top.  She knocks on the door and stands there looking better than ever.  The door opens and Madrox stands there.  He gets a crazy look on his face and grabs Serena by the hair....CRACK!  Out of no where a plate of glass he shattered over Madrox's head, as Nate has entered the picture.  Serena and the unnamed girl run off as he begins to beat on Madrox.  Misfit is seen running to the door but when he gets there he to is cracked over the head, only with a barb wire baseball bat!  Corlett comes into the picture and begins to beat on Misfit as he is cracked open.  The two back up as Misfit and Madrox are bloody and almost unconceince.]::

Jason Corlett: Misfit, Madrox?  You wanna play games?  Well the Extreme Games have begun, and Misfit you left the division because you couldn't handle extreme, and it's not different now bitch.  I was your student as we entered GFWA, but now I'm going to become the teacher, I'm going to teach your ass what Extreme it truely about!  Misfit me and you next week, the Tri-Cage.  Be there, or I'll be happy to hunt you down backstage and drag your ass to the ring myself!

::[Corlett and Nate laugh and kick the two men again before leaving them lay there in their own blood. The G-Tron goes black.]::

Randy Boggs: That was earlier today, and Jason Corlett got himself a little measure of revenge for what Misfit did last week.

King Royce: The evil genius didn't see this one coming, even though he should have.

Randy Boggs: And speaking of the evil genius, his new "friend" Madrox is on his way down here. Man, he looks pyscho.

King Royce: That's because he is, Randy. Very much so. He's insane. He once tried to revive a dead cow.

Randy Boggs: What?

King Royce: Yeah, and he evil went to the Apollo and tried out black jokes. Let's just say that it didn't go over too well with the people in attendence.

Randy Boggs: I would think not.

Jason Corlett[c] and Kriminal versus Chaos and Kris Knight

::[Madrox stands on the outside of the ring when 'It's Like That Ya'll' by Limp Bizkit and Run DMC kicks up. The crowd starts to boo as Kris Knight walks through the curtains. He heads towards the ring as 'It's Like That Ya'll' fades out 'Voodoo Child' by Jimi Hendrix starts up. Chaos walks through the curtains, and is also booed, with some cheers. Chaos heads down the ramp and slides into the ring. Knight is already standing in the corner. Chaos paces around the ring, then stops beside Knight and has a few words for him. 'Voodoo Child' fades out and 'Take It' by Insane Clown Posse hits. Out walks Sarah and Kriminal, with Tha Three Thugs right in front of them. They lead Kriminal and Sarah to the ring. Tha Three Thugs stand at ringside, folding their arms as Kriminal jumps into the ring. He goes right after Knight. Knight and Kriminal start to unload on each other. Kriminal gains the upperhand and has Knight reeling. Kriminal then clotheslines Knight over the top rope and to the outside. Kriminal climbs out with him as Chaos just waits for Corlett. Then 'Alkaholik' by Xzibit blasts and through the curtains walks the Extreme Champion, Jason Corlett, with a beautiful woman. Jason rushes to the ring as the ref calls for the bell. Chaos is ready for Jason. Jason jumps into the ring and Chaos is about to charge at him. Chaos takes off, and falls directly to the mat. Kriminal had held onto his leg. Knight then charges at Kriminal on the outside. Kriminal hiptosses him into the ring steps! Chaos gets to his feet and turns towards Kriminal. Chaos reaches through the ropes as one of the TTT hands Kriminal a street sign. Chaos grabs Kriminal by the head and Kriminal blasts Chaos with the sign! Kriminal climbs into the ring as Jason gets onto the apron.]::

Randy Boggs: Kriminal didn't want to wait and took out Knight early.

King Royce: Yeah and now he's doing a number on Chaos with that street sign.

::[On the apron, Jason is keeping a close eye on Tha Three Thugs, Knight, the women, and the two men in the ring. He doesn't feel safe. Nate is shown watching from the backstage area. Back to the ring and Kriminal is taking it to Chaos in the corner with rights and lefts. Kriminal whips Chaos out of the corner and into another. Chaos stumbles out of the corner and Kriminal takes him down with a shot to the head with the street sign. Kriminal picks up Chaos and starts to hammer away with more rights. An irish whip from Kriminal, and he kicks Chaos in the gut. Kriminal goes to the ropes and nails Chaos with a bulldog. Kriminal rolls out of the ring immediately after hitting the move and clotheslines Knight onto the announce table. Kriminal mounts Knight and starts to beat the living hell out of him with rights. Kriminal pulls Knight off the table and yanks free a monitor. Kriminal blasts Knight with the monitor, busting him open. Kriminal continues to pound on Knight when Chaos slides out of the ring. He hits Kriminal from behind, and slams him into the guardrail. Kriminal is thrown back into the ring and Chaos slides back in. Chaos with some rights of his own, before whipping Kriminal to the ropes. Drop toe hold from Chaos and into the STF. Jason in and breaks it up. Chaos pushes Jason in the back, knocking him to the outside. This allows Kriminal to get in a low blow.]::

Randy Boggs: Kriminal went low to stop Chaos' momentum.

King Royce: Whatever works, I say.

::[Kriminal hits the DDT and stops to catch his own breath. Jason climbs back onto the apron and shouts at Kriminal. Jason wants in the match. Kriminal walks over as Jason reaches for the tag. Kriminal flips Jason off and turns back to Chaos. Chaos rams Kriminal into the corner. Jason tries to tag in, but Kriminal, despite being pummelled by Chaos, punches Jason and knocks him off the apron. Chaos then whips Kriminal from the corner, holds onto his arm, and takes him down with a short-arm clothesline. Chaos picks up Kriminal and hits a deadly brainbuster onto the street sign. Knight finally makes his way back onto the apron. Chaos walks across the ring and Jason jumps into the ring. He charges at Chaos, but Kriminal trips him up! Jason falls at Chaos' feet, which Chaos pays no attention to. Chaos tags in Knight, who steps over Jason, and unloads on Kriminal in the corner. Kicks, punches, chops, knees, headbutts, and the occassional elbow knocks Kriminal to the mat. Knight lifts up Kriminal and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Knight climbs up and attempts the superplex. Jason, however, holds onto Knight's leg and pulls him off. Jason with a release german suplex on Knight! Jason climbs back onto the apron and tags himself in. He jumps through the ropes and goes towards Knight. Kriminal grabs his hair and pulls Jason into a front facelock. Kriminal then hits his own partner with a Tornado DDT!!]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Kriminal is a one man ass-kicking machine! He's even taking on his own partner!

King Royce: If he pins Corlett, he wins the Extreme Title, ya know.

::[Kriminal pulls Jason into the corner and tags himself in. Knight tags Chaos in. Chaos and Kriminal charge at each other. Chaos goes for the clothesline, but Kriminal ducks. Kriminal continues on and knocks Knight off the apron. Knight flies off and slams into the guardrail. Kriminal jumps out of the ring, and starts to pound on Knight on the outside. Kriminal slams Knight into the time keeper's table, then starts to choke him with the loose wires around the ring. In the ring, Chaos walks over to Jason and gets a boot to the stomach. Jason throws Chaos into the corner and unloads with rights and lefts. Jason with an irish whip on Chaos. Chaos reverses and Jason goes into the corner. Jason quickly rushes out, but gets killed with Nailed[spear]!! Chaos locks on the Last Call[tazzmission]!!! Jason is tapping, but he's not the legal man!]::

Randy Boggs: Man, that has to suck. Chaos makes the champ submit, but he's not the legal man.

King Royce: I would say that sucks. But oh well.

::[Chaos releases the hold and gets in the ref's face. Chaos turns back to Jason and starts to pound on him. On the outside, Knight is clotheslined into the front row of fans by Kriminal. Chaos continues his assault on Jason, as Kriminal follows Knight into the stands. Misfit comes running out and instead of doing his job as outside enforcer, Madrox allows Misfit into the ring, and follows suit.  The two then go straight for Corlett. Chaos tries to stop them, but gets double clotheslined. Misfit and Madrox pick up Chaos and toss him out of the ring. The pick up Corlett and Misfit sprays green mist into his eyes. A kick to the stomach by Misfit and he lifts him up for a powerbomb. Madrox adds more to it with a diamond cutter! Misfit gets in Corlett's face.]::

Misfit: Remember, punk, the only reason you are the champion is because I gave it to you! Just remember that! And as for next week... you're on!

::[Misfit slides back out of the ring as the fans are booing heavily. Madrox jumps out as well, and resumes his role of enforcer. Not like it helped any. Misfit heads to the back when Nate comes running out. He and Misfit begin to brawl and fight backstage.]::

Randy Boggs: That asshole ruined the match! Why did he have to get involved?

King Royce: Because he's the evil genius?

::[Knight has taken control of Kriminal on the outside and clotheslines him back over the railing. Knight comes off the guardrail with a big clothesline. Knight pounds on Kriminal before leading him over to the Spanish announce table. Knight climbs onto a chair and hooks up Kriminal. Knight with a suplex on Kriminal through the Spanish announce table!!! Chaos crawls back into the ring. He covers Jason again, but the ref won't count, for obvious reasons. Madrox pulls Chaos out of the ring. Madrox slams Chaos into the ringsteps, then starts to talk with the ref. When Madrox turns back around, Chaos is not there. Madrox walks over to the steps, and looks confused. Madrox's knee then buckles, and Chaos slides out from under the ring with a two by four in hand. Chaos breaks it over Madrox's back, then slams his head into the steps. Chaos backs away then chargs at Madrox. Chaos drives him into the ring steps, even knocking Madrox and the ring steps over with Nailed! The fans jump to their feet on that. Back in the ring, Knight whistles at Chaos. Chaos slides in as Jason gets to his feet. Double dropkick to each side ot Jason's head from Chaos and Knight.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Chaos just destroyed Madrox!

King Royce: Yep. Now he and Knight are working over the Extreme Champion.

::[Knight and Chaos whip Jason to the ropes and take him down with a double clothesline. Knight continues to stomp away as Chaos jumps to the outside. He slides a chair into the ring, then walks over to Kriminal. He pulls him out of the broken table, and tosses him back into the ring. Chaos grabs Kriminal and tells Knight to hit him with the chair. Knight dumps Jason to the outside, then picks up the steel chair. He rears back and takes a huge swing. Kriminal ducks, and Knight nails Chaos! Jason pulls Knight out of the ring, and slams him into the ring steps. Kriminal rolls up Chaos and puts his feet on the ropes. 1..... 2.... 3!! It's over!]::

Randy Boggs: Kriminal has one this one for himself and Jason Corlett.

King Royce: No, this is just for himself.

Randy Boggs: In any event, Kriminal has picked up the victory, with a little rope assistance.

::['Take It' kicks up again as the ref raises Kriminal's hand in the air. Jason slides in, and Kriminal decks him. Kriminal grabs the steel chair and starts to unload on Jason with the steel chair. Kriminal stops once he notices Jason isn't moving. Kriminal jumps out of the ring, as the fans like him, but boo him. Kriminal heads to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: This hasn't been the best title reign for Corlett.

King Royce: No, but he's such a great athlete, he should pull himself out of this funk.

Randy Boggs: He had better, because he has Misfit next week in a Tri-Cage in the first round of the Global Title Tournament.

King Royce: Who said?

Randy Boggs: Max just signed the match.

King Royce: That's why Max is the best President EVER!

Randy Boggs: If you say so.

::[The camera cuts to the back where Payne is signing some autographs for some fans. Payne finishes up and starts to head into a building when a Clown runs up to him. The Clown has squeeky shoes so when he runs he squeeks. The Clown catches up to him.]::

Clown: Payne, Can I please have your autograph.

Payne: Aren't you a bit old to want an autograph.

Clown: I've been a fan of yours all my life. My last wish in life is to get your autograph.

Payne: Yeah, ok.

::[Payne grabs the pen from the clown. He turns the Clown around and begins to use his back to write the autograph. The clown begins to take a baseball bat out of his pants. Payne finishes, and the clown shakes his hand hiding the bat behind his back. Payne begins to walk away.]::

Clown: Oh Payne, there was one thing I forgot I wanted to do.

Payne: Jesus man, what the hell is it?

Clown: I wanted you to know the true meaning of your name.

Payne: What?

::[The Clown pull the bat from behind his back. Payne begins to laugh. The clown takes a few steps and Payne stops and grabs the bat.]::

Payne: You've got to be shiting me?

::[The Clown yanks the bat away, and winds up. Payne ducks, and grabs the bat away from the clown.]::

Payne: You have some balls for a clown.

Clown: Balls? Hmm...

::[The clown kicks Payne in his balls, and press a button on his belt. The pents wrip off and a set of spring loaded boxing gloves punch Payne square on the nose. The gloves are attached to a set of blue and Grey trunks. The Clown picks up his bat and begins to wail on Payne. Officials begin to swarm and they pull the clown off. As they pull him off the mask comes off and Bronx's face is revealed.]::

Randy Boggs: My god, Bronx just attacked Payne!

King Royce: And while dressed as a clown! Now I know why kids hate clowns!

Randy Boggs: We'll be right back folks.

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back everyone. It's been a fun so far. So let's keep the excitement level high.

King Royce: I just one last chance to bang Christina Aguilera.

Randy Boggs: Do you ever NOT think about sex?

King Royce: Let me see.. yep, just right now.... wait, no, I was thinking of banging Gwen Stefani that time.

Randy Boggs: I have nothing else to say.

::[The camera cuts back to the carpark area, where a smooth looking white limo is just arriving. It's about to pull into its parking space when it stops. Out of the passenger door comes Kensi Hibiki, one half of Japan Air! The crowd can be heard cheering back in the arena as Kensi walks round to see why the limo has stopped, leaning into the drivers window.]::

Kensihiro Hibiki: What's the problem here?

Driver: Well sir, it looks like someone has taken your parking space!

Kensihiro Hibiki: What the hell....

::[Kensi walks around to the front of the limo to check out the parking spaces and sees a large black limo with the number plate "Devilz 1" has parked in two spaces - one of them being Japan Air's! By now Jubei has got out the limo too, both members stood looking at the situation.]::

Jubei Iwakura: Well don't that just beat all...

Kensihiro Hibiki: Leave this to me Jubei, I've got an idea...

::[Kensi pulls out his mobile phone and is dialling a number as the camera cuts back to Royce and Boggs.]::

Randy Boggs: Uh-oh! Kensi doesn't seem the happiest guy in the world here.... I wonder what he has up his sleeve?

King Royce: Who knows, but I'm calling the imigration authorities. Japan Air have out stayed their welcome in this fed!

Randy Boggs: Look, just get some original material! Please?

Payne versus Dexter Dunn

::['One Way Ticket' by the Movielife starts up, as Dexter Dunn walks into the arena. He doesn't get much of a reaction, as the fans have yet to really get to know Dexter Dunn. He's got a huge bandage on his head from the attack earlier from Bronx and Tiu. He starts some shit with the fans in the front row to stir up some heel heat for himself. It works as well as you'd think. Dexter jumps into the ring as 'Pain' by 2pac hits. The former United States Champion, Payne, walks out to a huge amount of cheers. Payne is a bit banged up from the clown attack earlier. Payne stops on the outside of the ring and looks in at Dexter, who motions for him to get into the ring. Payne starts to walk around the ring, keeping his eye on Dexter. Payne then jumps onto the ring apron, and Dexter knocks him off. Payne slams into the front of the announce table as the ref calls for the bell.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Dexter jumped Payne early here to gain the advantage.

King Royce: That's good for the rookie. Nice gameplan.

::[Dexter jumps out of the ring and slams Payne's head into the announce table, before rolling him back into the ring at the count of seven. Dexter stomps away at Payne, then whips him to the ropes. Payne ducks the clothesline, but gets taken down by a jumping knee to the face. Payne rolls out onto the apron, and Dexter sets him up for a suplex. Payne blocks, and punches his way free. Payne knocks Dexter backwards with a hard right, then heads up top. Dexter runs into the ropes, and Payne crotches himself on top. Dexter climbs up with Payne and hits the superplex. 1... 2.. kick out by Payne. Dexter with a reverse chinlock on Payne.]::

Randy Boggs: A rest spot.. already!?

King Royce: Working over the neck, dumbass.

Randy Boggs: Riiiight.

::[Dexter gets elbowed in the stomach three times, and loses his grip on Payne. Payne goes to the ropes, but gets taken down with a big clothesline from Dexter. Dexter to the ropes, but misses the elbow drop. Payne back up and body slams Dexter. Payne runs to the ropes, bounces off, and nails Dexter with a leg drop across the throat. Payne brings Dexter to his feet and connects with some hard rights. Irish whip from Payne and he takes Dexter down with a reverse elbow. Slingshot by Payne sends Dexter crashing into the corner. Payne grabs Dexter and hits the russian leg sweep. He floats over into the pinfall. 1.... 2.. kick out. Payne picks up Dexter and whips him into the corner.]::

Randy Boggs: Payne has done a complete 180, King.

King Royce: You mean 360 stupid.

Randy Boggs: Yeah.... my... bad. *under his breath* Idiot.

::[Payne drives his shoulder into Dexter's stomach, then lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Payne climbs to the top turnbuckle with Dexter. Super belly to belly suplex from Payne! 1... 2.... thr.. kick out! Payne with some clubbing forearms to the back of Dexter, then hits the dominator! 1... 2.... kick out. Payne with some big time European uppercuts, and follows up with a gutwrench suplex. Payne heads up top and nails the flying elbow! 1... 2... kick out. Payne is getting a bit frustrated. Payne whips Dexter into the corner and unloads with some rights. Irish whip by Payne. He follows after Dexter, but misses the avalanche in the corner. Dexter goes for the Pure Devistation[sitout powerbomb], but Payne flips out. He kicks Dexter in the stomach and lifts him up for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb] and connects! 1.... 2.... 3!!]::

Randy Boggs: Another victory for Payne.

King Royce: Dexter hung tough though, but Payne was too much.

::['Pain' kicks up as the fans go wild for Payne. Payne celebrates in the ring as the scene shifts backstage where Jason Corlett is shown walking to his locker room. He looks a bit beat up from the match earlier. He walks into his locker room and walks over to the mirror. There's something written in red marker on the mirror. Jason starts to read it aloud.]::

Jason Corlett: "Meet me in the parking lot for valuable information." Hmmm. I guess I could go find out what's up.

::[Corlett grabs his trusty barbwire baseball bat, and heads off as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: I wonder what that's all about.

King Royce: I don't know, but Jason doesn't seem to trust it.

Randy Boggs: I wouldn't either if I were him.

::[The camera comes back to the car park where a towing vehicle is rigging up a tow chain to the back of Devilz Darkside's limo! Kensi is stood nearby, directing traffic, while Jubei leans against the side of the Japan Air limo.]::

Kensihiro Hibiki: Ok boys, once you've got this thing set up, I want it taken straight down the breakers yard, got it?

Driver: You bet sir!

Kensihiro Hibiki: Cool, then let's roll this heap of crap out of here!

::[The truck pulls out, the Darkside limo hitched up and dragged away! Kensi laughs as the Japan Air limo pulls into it's proper parking spot and the camera cuts back to Boggs and Royce.]::

Randy Boggs: Oh man! Devilz Darkside limo just got towed on the orders of Japan Air, boy are Darkside going to pissed when they find out!

King Royce: They need to be deported!!!

Randy Boggs: Grow up and.... watch some commercials!!

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back folks. Let's just get right into this thing.

King Royce: Sounds good to me.

Bronx[c] versus Angelica Dawson

::['Danger' by Mystikal starts up and out walks the beautiful and deadly Angelica Dawson. She gets boos from the woman, but the men LOVE her. Angelica looks all business as she slides into the ring and awaits her opponent. 'Danger' fades away and 'Bow Wow' by Lil' Bow Wow kicks up. Through the curtains walks Bronx, alone, with the Television Title around his waist. He slides into the ring, and Angelica begins to stomp away. Bronx hasn't even gotten his belt off yet, and Angelica whips him to the ropes. Angelica with a cross body block, but it only gets a one count. Angelica with some overhand slaps to Bronx's chest before whipping him to the ropes again. Angelica dropkicks Bronx and he falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Angelica runs to the ropes, springboards off the middle rope, over the top rope and attempts a hurricanranna on Bronx. Bronx counters and brings about a 'holy shit!' chant after a sitdown powerbomb off the apron on Angelica! Bronx gets up holding his backside, then finally grabs Angelica and rolls her into the ring. 1.... 2.... kick out!]::

Randy Boggs: Amazing! How did she kick out of that?

King Royce: She's one tough woman, Randy.

::[Bronx brings Angelica to her feet and whips her into the corner. Bronx unloads on her with some stiff kicks to the ribs. Bronx then brings Angelica from the corner and lifts her up for a suplex. No, Bronx drops her down across the top rope! Bronx bounces off the other ropes, and hits Angelica with a high knee, knocking her to the outside again. Bronx rolls out, and picks up Angelica. Bronx with some knife-edged chops to get the crowd to 'whoo!' then whips her towards the ring steps. She jumps over the steps, but when she turns around, she's taken down by a bulldog clothesline from Bronx, who jumped off the steps. Bronx rolls Angelica back into the ring and waits for her to get to her feet from the apron. Angelica finally gets up, and Bronx nails her with a springboard spinning heel kick. 1.... 2... thr... kick out.]::

Randy Boggs: Angelica isn't going to stay down easily.

King Royce: Yeah, I've heard that about her.

::[Bronx peels Angelica off the canvas and backs her up against the ropes. Irish whip by Bronx. He lowers his head and Angelica scores with the sunset flip. Nope, Bronx rolls through, and locks on the Bronxlock[sharpshooter]! Angelica is quick to the ropes. Bronx just pulls her off and whips her to the ropes again. Crucifix from Angelica! 1... kick out! Bronx jumps back up and nails the Chockerchain[diamond cutter] on Angelica! Bronx lifts Angelica off the canvas and nails the Byte[powerbomb into piledriver]! 1... 2... 3!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx wins another one. He's on fire right now.

King Royce: Angelica just couldn't come back after that devistating powerbomb off the apron.

Randy Boggs: She put up a fight though, and it took Bronx some effort to put her away.

::['Bow Wow' starts to play again, as Bronx jumps to the middle turnbuckle and starts to bark with the fans. Bronx never took the TV Title off, and continues to celebrate. The fans suddenly start to boo, causing Bronx to look around. He sees Misfit running down towards the ring. Bronx just motions for him to get in the ring. Angelica staggers to her feet and spins Bronx around. Bronx takes a swing at her, but she ducks. Bronx spins around and Misfit sprays green mist into his eyes. Bronx staggers around and Angelica comes off the top turnbuckle and hits a hurricanranna on Bronx! Misfit then grabs a mic and stands over Bronx.]::

Misfit: So you don't think I can last in the ring, do ya? Well, I say you and I find out together whether I can or not at Kanadian Karnage. Yeah, Bronx, you and me in an Iron Man Match. A 60-minute Iron Man Match! I await your response.

::['Proposition Fuck You' by Methods of Mayhem kick up as Misfit and Angelica Dawson leave the ring together, to a chorus of boos.]::

Randy Boggs: Folks, Misfit is a piece of shit.

King Royce: That's only your opinion, Randy. Everyone else loves him. Just listen to these fans.

Randy Boggs: I am, but I don't think you are.

::[The cameras cut backstage where Kris Knight is at a merchandise table signing autographs for the fans.  He doesn't notice that Misfit's in line for an autograph as well because he's hunched over a bit.  Misfit has a cricket stick in his hand and when it's his turn to get an autograph, he asks Knight if he can autograph this... pointing to the cricket stick.  Misfit then clocks Knight in the face with the cricket stick and walks off.  Madrox, who was right behind misfit, spits in Knight's face and walks off behind Misfit leaving the fans confused and shooken up. We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: That was wrong. You don't attack someone while signing autographs for the fans.

King Royce: Misfit does.

Randy Boggs: Well obviously, but it's still not right.

King Royce: Yeah, three words: get over it.

Randy Boggs: Shut up.

King Royce: Not a problem, commercials are up next anyway.

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back fans, but before we get into our next match, we would like to show you what happened earlier this afternoon.

::[The G-Tron lights up, and we see Hellz Angel going number two. Madrox then walks in and goes to the stall to the left of Hellz Angel. Instead of taking a shit or pissing, Madrox stands on the toilet seat to peer over and see who's taking a shit.  Hellz Angel gets pissed.]::

Hellz Angel: Don't look at me while I take a shit, you gay ass bastard!

::[Madrox just laughs and whistles.  Misfit then comes into the bathroom and kicks Hellz Angel's door open, causing the door to hit Hellz Angel in the face and making his nose bleed.  Hellz Angel's defenseless though so Misfit and Madrox are given free reign to beat him up a bit. They leave him bleeding and unconscious on the toilet, before walking away laughing. The G-Tron goes black.]::

Randy Boggs: That's just wrong. That is just... just.. sad that Misfit and Madrox had to attack Hellz Angel on the toilet. That is the one time a man truly can relax. It's just henious!

King Royce: They don't call him the evil genius for nothing, Randy.

Randy Boggs: I don't care what he's called, it's just plain pathetic that he had to take Hellz Angel out that way.

King Royce: Calm down, and watch the next match featuring Hellz Angel.

Hellz Angel versus Lou Nattik

::['No Shelter' by Rage Against The Machine starts to play as Lou Nattik walks out. He looks dead, more or less, as he's still suffering from the affects of last Saturday's Hell Match with Johnny Street. Highlights of that match are shown as Lou walks towards the ring. The fans are firmly behind the man as he slides into the ring. Lou poses for the fans, but holds his ribs as he lifts his arms into the air. Lou stands in his corner, awaiting one-half of the tag team champions. Suddenly, 'Highway to Hell' by AC/DC kicks up. The fans instantly begin to boo as the tag team champions walk through the curtains. The boos just grow louder as they head towards the ring. Hellz Angel has a pissed off look on his face, obviously from the humiliating attack from Misfit and Madrox earlier in the day. Hellz Angel climbs onto the apron and turns his back to Lou, and shouts at the fans in the first few rows. Devilz Messenger stands in front of him on the outside and does the same thing. Lou takes the opportunity to dropkick Angel in the back of the head. Angel flies off the apron and into his brother and partner, Devilz Messenger. Lou then mounts the top rope, as Angel and Messenger get to their feet. They turn around in unison and are taken back down with a flying cross body by Lou. Lou slides back into the ring, and celebrates. The fans erupt as Lou holds his ribs.]::

Randy Boggs: Lou off to a fast start on Angel.

King Royce: He'll need to use his speed and quickness to wear Angel down, otherwise, he's dead meat.

::[Lou runs to the ropes as Angel gets to his feet. Baseball slide by Lou is sidestepped by Angel. Angel knocks Lou's head off with a viscious clothesline. Angel picks up Lou and tosses him back over the top rope and into the ring. Angel climbs onto the ring apron, and gets one foot over the top rope. Lou starts to yank the rope up and down, making all the men in attendence groan in unison. Angel falls off the top rope and onto the apron. Lou goes to the corner and springboards off the middle turnbuckle. He nails Angel with a dropkick that sends him to the outside. Lou stands by the ropes as Angel gets to his feet. Angel turns around and Lou slingshots himself over the top rope. Angel catches Lou, then presses him high above his head. Angel then tosses Lou over the railing and into the third row!]::

Randy Boggs: What power by one-half of the tag team champions!

King Royce: If Lou would just stick to the ground and try and take Angel off his feet, he could win this.

::[Lou gets free of the rabid fans, and gets decked in the aisle by Angel. Angel pounds on Lou with some big right hands. Angel grabs Lou and whips him to the guardrail. Lou flips up and over the railing. He lands on his feet however, but gets taken down by Lucha Angel[~!], who leaps over the railing and nails with a clothesline. Angel picks up Lou and rolls him back into the ring. Angel climbs in safely this time, and whips Lou into the corner. Angel charges in, and eats boot. He tries it again, and gets the same result. Lou then runs out of the corner and is driven to the canvas with a powerslam! 1... 2.. kick out.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, what power by Angel. And it almost got him the victory.

King Royce: I may hate Lou, but I know he's got a lot of heart and is a tough man to beat. Angel is going to have to do A LOT more than that to beat this man.

Randy Boggs: Giving props to those you hate. Are you going soft, King?

King Royce: Fuck you, ass face!

Randy Boggs: Aw, good ole King.

::[Angel connects with some rights before sending Lou to the ropes. Big back body drop from Angel. Lou pops right back up, though, but gets a big boot to the side of his face for doing so. Lou falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Angel grabs Lou by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Angel leads Lou over to the corner and rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Lou almost falls off the apron, but Angel catches him. Angel lifts Lou up in a vertical suplex. Angel holds Lou up for nearly twenty seconds before driving Lou's head into the mat with a brainbuster! 1... 2... kick out!]::

Randy Boggs: I thought for sure Angel had him that time.

King Royce: I've said my piece. Just rewind your tape and listen to my previous comments.

::[Angel lifts Lou to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. Angel lowers his head, and Lou attempts a sunset flip. He tries desperately to get Angel over, but is having trouble. Angel is almost over... but straightens up. He bends down and grabs Lou by the throat. Angel lifts Lou high into the air, then just tosses him to the mat. Angel goes for an elbow drop, but Lou moves. Angel is quickly back up and clotheslines Lou back down. Angel stomps away at Lou. Angel lifts Lou up by his hair and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Lou blocks. Angel hammers Lou's back with forearms, then hits Lou with the suplex. Angel jumps back up and walks to the corner. He steps through the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. The fans come to their feet as Angel leaps off with a Frog Splash. Lou rolls out of the way, as the fans erupt in cheers. La Misteral Cradle from Lou! 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!!! Angel and Lou back up quickly, but Lou is knocked back down with a clothesline.]::

Randy Boggs: Man! It looked like Lou was about to get something going, but it was for not.

King Royce: He's going to have to take Angel's legs out from under him. That's the only way.

::[Angel catches his breath, then picks Lou up off the mat. Angel unloads on Lou with some right hands, knocking him back into the corner. Angel pummels Lou in the corner with punches, kicks, shoulders to the gut, knees to the gut, elbows to the head, and some stiff chops. Angel brings Lou out of the corner a bit, and attempts a standing hurricanranna. Lou puts his arms up to break Angel's hold on his neck, and Angel falls onto his back. Lou grabs his legs, and turns him over. Single leg boston crab from Lou!! The fans go crazy, but Angel is near the ropes, and grabs ahold on the bottom one. The crowd deflates as Lou releases the hold. Lou is a bit out of it, and backs up against the ropes. Angel gets to his feet, and shakes the pain from his leg. Angel then charges at Lou, who ducks and flips Angel over the top rope and to the outside!]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like Lou is starting to make a comeback.

King Royce: It's about damn time.

::[Lou regains his composure and climbs to the outside. He nails Angel with a double ax-handle off the apron. Lou whips Angel into the ring steps. Angel just goes right at them, slams his knees into them, and goes flying over them. Angel tries to get back up, and limps around. Lou runs towards the steps, jumps off them, and dropkicks Angel in the back of the knee! Angel goes down. Lou continues to stomp away at the knee, then rolls Angel back into the ring. Lou drags Angel over to the corner, and starts to ram his knee into the ring post! Again and again he does it. Ring post figure four by Lou!! Angel is in pain. The ref forces Lou to release the hold after a four count. Lou climbs back onto the apron, then to the top rope. Lou drives a knee into Angel's chest from the top rope. 1.. 2.... kick out! Lou pulls Angel to the center of the ring, and locks on the figure four! The crowd goes nuts!]::

Randy Boggs: Now this is a smart move by Lou!

King Royce: I told ya he should go for the legs.

::[Angel's shoulders fall to the mat. 1.. 2.. Angel rises. Angel starts to inch towards the ropes. Lou tries to pull Angel back to the center of the ring, but doesn't have the energy. Angel makes the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold. Lou is up first, then Angel gets up. He limps around, and Lou starts to kick at his leg. Angel pushes Lou off, but he comes back with a kick to the leg. Angel pushes Lou to the mat, then goes at him. Drop toe hold from Lou. Lou goes for the surfboard submission, but Angel quickly powers out. Angel and Lou come to their feet. Lou runs to the ropes. Back body drop from Angel, but Lou lands on his feet. Angel turns around and kicks at Lou. Lou catches his leg. Angel goes for the enziguri, but Lou ducks, and hits the Oklahoma roll! 1... 2..... kick out!]::

Randy Boggs: Oh so close!

King Royce: Lou is really taking it to Angel, I must admit.

::[Lou brings Angel to his feet and whips him into the corner. Knife-edged chops from Lou. Lou goes for an irish whip, but Angel counters. Lou comes out of the corner and takes Angel down with a spinning heel kick! Lou goes to pin Hellz Angel 1..2... NO the ref was pulled out of the ring. Bronx is standing there with his baseball bat. He jumps in the ring and as Lou gets up he gets knocked out with one swing from Bronx's Baseball bat. Bronx grabs another bat from ringside, and stands Hellz Angel in the corner. He is out of it, and Bronx takes the two bats and swings both at Hellz Angel's head. The two bats implant on either side of his head, and he falls to the floor instantly. Bronx lays one of Hellz' arm over Lou, and one of Lou's arms over Hellz Angel. Bronx then grabs his bats and walks out fo the ringside area.]::

Randy Boggs: Man! Bronx ruined this match!!

King Royce: You say that everytime someone interferes. But this time... I agree.

::[The ref slowly climbs back into the ring, and starts the count. 1.... 2..... thre.... both men kick out!! Angel and Lou are slow to their feet. Lou and Angel come together. Angel is quick to whip Lou to the ropes. Angel kicks Lou in the stomach. He lifts Lou up for a powerbomb, but Lou slips free. He grabs Angel's head and goes for the Psychoticutter[diamond cutter]!! Angel pushes him off to the ropes. Lou goes into them chest-first. Angel rolls him up from behind. Hand full of tights! 1.... 2..... 3!!! Lou kicks out too late! The fans boo loudly, as Angel slides out of the ring quickly.]::

Randy Boggs: That cheater!!

King Royce: That was cheating. He was merely doing what the ref allowed him to do.

Randy Boggs: Allowed him to do?

King Royce: Yeah, if it were illegal, the ref would have not counted.

Randy Boggs: But he didn't even see it!

King Royce: Then he's just a bad ref.

::['Highway to Hell' kicks up as Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger head towards the back. Lou Nattik sits in the ring in shock as what went down. He talks it over with the ref, who says he didn't see it. Lou is disgusted, but gets a round of applause from the fans. Lou jumps out of the ring and heads to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Well, despite the screwy ending, this was an awesome match.

King Royce: What else do you expect from a member of the greatest tag team ever and an up and coming superstar?

Randy Boggs: I got what I expected, and right now I expect some commercials!

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back folks. That was one hell of a match between Hellz Angel and Lou Nattik.

King Royce: Yeah, just one week after going through hell, Lou Nattik comes back and almost beats one-half of the tag team champions.

Randy Boggs: It's just proof that Lou is for real, and has a very bright future here in the GFWA.

::[The scene switches backstage to Johnny Street. He is standing in a dark room, you can't even tell where he is. All you can see is his face and the frame of his body. He starts to speak in a deep voice.]::

Johnny Street: I came to the GFWA to bring respect back to the Junior Title. I took it from the undeserving hands of Sonic Youth and have not lost it yet. Last week I defended this belt in a hell match, where I still suffer from the falls and burns. Lou Nattik, however, I am not done with. He keeps coming back for more, and I guess I haven't shown him what I'm all about yet. We will face off again in the future, that's a damn guarantee. But tonight I defend my Junior Title in the first round of the Global Title Tournament. Everyone is in this tournament, everyone on the roster. It's proving time for everybody, show what they are all about. And that does not exclude me, I will show everyone that I can get the job done against ANYBODY!

::[Johnny backs away from the camera and turns a small light on. You can now see another figure tied up in the background, a figure you recognize as the Crow. He is tied to a chair, which he is trying to get out of. Johnny walks right next to the Crow.]::

Johnny Street: And this man right here is my opponent for Kanadian Karnage. He won a match giving him the shot, and I cannot stop him from getting a chance at what he can't win. But the Crow here, he doesn't give up, just like Lou Nattik. The Crow fought me once, and I won fair and square. He fought me in a tag match, and my partner screwed me over. Then I fought in a four way match against him and two others, and I won. And he still thinks he can beat me for MY belt. I just don't get it... he doesn't get it... but he will, I promise...

::[Johnny takes out his pocket knife and puts it up to the Crow's throat. Crow looks nervous, but does try to stay calm.]::

Johnny Street: Don't worry, Crow... you haven't made me go into my alternate personality. 'Cause if I was like that, you would easily be dead by now. This is the real Johnny Street! The REAL Street is holding a knife to your throat, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!

::[Suddenly a door swings open in the background and Johnny turns around. Nobody. As Street turns back to face the Crow, Lou Nattik comes out of the darkness and nails Street with a crowbar. Nattik turns to the camera and smacks it with the crow bar, causing static to appear on the screen. The scene goes back to the announcers.]::

Randy Boggs: Street just got clocked by Lou Nattik!

King Royce: What a cheap sneak attack. He got him from behind.

Randy Boggs: Just like everyone else does.

King Royce: Yeah, but this one was just more pathetic.

Randy Boggs: Riiiiight, let's just go to more commercials.

King Royce: What is this, ECW on TNN?

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back folks. Our next match will be for the Jr. Title. It should be superb.

King Royce: Both men are great high-flyers, and I can't wait to see this one.

Johnny Street[c] versus Kensihiro Hibiki

::['Jump' by Southside Rockers hits as the place EXPLODES! Through the curtians comes Kensihiro Hibiki. He heads down to the ring, as the fans are just going crazy for the Japanese wrestling star. Kensi jumps into the ring and poses as we see Jubei Iwakura watching from his locker room. Fireworks go off behind Kensi as 'Jump' fades out. 'Wake Up' by Rage Against the Machine then starts to play as the crowd starts to boo. Out walks Rockin' Johnny Street with his Junior Title around his shoulder. Kensi stands in his corner. Johnny has many noticeable cuts and stitches, but he tries to act like he doesn't hurt. But after a while, when he starts to get into the ring, he holds his back a little. The music fades out as Johnny slowly stands in the ring. He hands the belt over to the ref, who holds it high into the air. He signals for the bell as Kensi and Johnny come face to face in the ring.]::

Randy Boggs: You can just feel the intensity between the two men.

King Royce: Oh this is going to be AWESOME!!

::[The two men start to circle each other, then lock up. Neither man is budging, so they just break. They circle once more, then lock back up. Johnny quickly gets in an eye rake, and whips Kensi to the ropes. Johnny goes to knee Kensi in the stomach, but Kensi grabs onto Johnny's leg, and rolls him up. 1... kick out. Both men back up, and Street swings wildly at Kensi. Kensi ducks, and hits a back suplex on Street. 1... kick out again. Both men back to their feet, and Kensi whips Street to the ropes. He ducks Kensi's clothesline. Street bounces off the ropes, and Kensi goes for a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Street spins through and onto his feet. Street scoops Kensi up, and attempts a tombstone piledriver. Kensi reverses the hold, and has Street set up for a tombstone. No, Street reverses it again. Kensi counters and takes Street over with a head scissors. Both men come to their feet and face off. Standing ovation from the crowd for that exchange.]::

Randy Boggs: Awesome start to this match!

King Royce: And you just know it's going to get better.

::[Street and Kensi circle each other again. Street then holds his hand up to go for the test of strength. Kensi slowly lifts his hand up and locks it with Street's Street kicks Kensi in the stomach, then runs to the corner with their hands still locked. He runs up the corner, jumps to the top rope, and then hits a hurricanranna. 1... 2... Kensi gets his legs under Street's arms and pulls him over. 1.... 2... Street rolls out, and puts his head between Kensi's legs, and pushes on the legs for the pin. 1... 2.... Kensi pushes down on Street's head to flip him onto his back. 1.... 2... Street kicks Kensi in the head to get free. Street jumps between Kensi's legs, and lays onto Kensi, with their arms locked. 1... 2... Kensi bridges up, spins around, and gets the backslide on Street. 1... 2.... Street kicks out and they face off again. Another round of applause from the fans.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, this is awesome!

King Royce: The GFWA could use more Jr. action on a weekly basis.

::[Street and Kensi circle each other yet again. They lock up and Street gets the side headlock. Kensi pushes Street off to the ropes. He drops to the mat and Street steps over him. Leap frog from Kensi, and then a monkey flip on Street. Street lands on his feet and comes at Kensi. Armdrag from Kensi. Street back up and charges at Kensi again. Another armdrag from Kensi. Both men to their feet, and Kensi whips Street to the ropes. No, it's reversed by Street. Kensi comes off the ropes, and spins through Street's backbody drop attempt and lands on his feet. Street turns and goes for the clothesline. Kensi ducks and gets Street locked up for an urange. No, Kensi grabs onto Street's leg and flips him up and over his head. Exploder from Kensi and Street rolls to the outside.]::

Randy Boggs: The first REAL big move of the match.

King Royce: And I don't think Street did the wise thing. Kensi loves to dive to the outside.

::[Street stands outside trying to gain his bearings. Kensi runs to the corner, and springboards off the middle rope. He nails Street with a cross body. Kensi jumps back onto the apron and plays to the crowd, drawing tons of cheers. Street gets back to his feet and Kensi nails him with an asai moonsault! Kensi landed on his feet and slides back into the ring. More playing to the crowd by Kensi, as the crowd goes nuts. Street gets back to his feet on the outside, and leans against the apron. Kensi leans through the ropes, and grabs Street by the hair. Kensi helps Street onto the apron, but Street grabs onto Kensi's head, and jumps off the apron, bringing Kensi's head down across the top rope. Kensi falls on his back as Street climbs on the apron. He holds his back, then jumps to the top rope. Kensi is back to his feet. Street nails the cross body, but Kensi rolls through, Street rolls through that however. 1... 2... kick out!]::

Randy Boggs: Man, I thought Kensi had countered that, but Street countered Kensi's counter.

King Royce: That's the mark of a good wrestler, Randy.

::[Street bumps Kensi then runs to the ropes. Street bounces off the ropes. Kensi goes for a clothesline, but Street slides between his legs. Street hooks Kensi up for the Dragon Suplex, but Kensi very quickly gets out and goes for a back suplex on Street. Street flips out and onto his feet. School boy rollup from Street. 1... kick out. Both men back to their feet, and Street whips Kensi into the corner. Street runs at Kensi, who moves. Kensi unloads with some stiff ass kicks, but Street catches one, and hits a Dragon screw legwhip, and goes for the Sharpshooter. Kensi pushes Street off and into the corner. Kensi hooks Street up for the Dragon Suplex, but Street counters, and nails Kensi with a BEAUTIFUL German suplex. 1... 2..... thr... kick out by Kensi.]::

Randy Boggs: What a move by Street, and it almost gave him the match.

King Royce: Have you noticed that neither Street or Kensi want to take the Dragon Suplex?

Randy Boggs: Yeah, so?

King Royce: I'm thinking whoever hits that move will win this match.

::[Street picks up Kensi and nails him with some hard knife-edged chops. Street whips Kensi into the corner. Street follows in. Kensi stops himself from hitting the corner, and leaps over Street to get behind him. Kensi dropkicks Street in the back, knocking him into the corner. Kensi whips Street across the ring and into the other corner. Kensi goes for the handspring elbow! Street moves and locks Kensi in the sleeper!! Kensi is quick to counter by ramming Street into the corner. Kensi is yank to the mat, however, and Street hits the middle rope legdrop. 1... 2... kick out. Street picks Kensi up and hits the russian legsweep. Street floats over and gets Kensi in the cross-arm breaker!!! Kensi is quick to the ropes and the fans sigh in relief.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, this is a great match. Neither man can take firm control of it.

King Royce: And I like the fact that it's been mostly on the ground. None of that unnecessary flying around that really amounts to nothing but more injuries.

::[Street picks Kensi up off the mat and pushes him back into the corner. Street kicks away at Kensi's ribs and stomach. Street with an irish whip on Kensi. Kensi reverses and Street gets in a hella cool Flair Flip. Street lands on his feet on the apron. Kensi over and tries to drive his shoulder into Street's stomach. Street, however, jumps up, does a 180 in mid-air and drops his leg across the back of Kensi' head. Street slingshots himself back into the ring and gets the sunset flip on Kensi! 1... 2.. Kensi gets the shoulder up. Street merely just turns Kensi over and into the Boston Crab. The fans begin to get behind Kensi, who isn't going to give up.]::

Randy Boggs: Street looks to have taken control, and has Kensi in a bad position.

King Royce: Yep, dead center of the ring and in the Boston Crab.

::[Kensi tries to make the ropes, but everytime he gets close, Street pulls him back to the center of the ring. Kensi is almost out, as the ref asks him one last time if he gives. Kensi says no. Kensi then digs deep down to find his last ounce of energy, and pushes up out of the Boston Crab. Kensi back up to his feet and Johnny Street clotheslines him back down. The scene switches backstage to where you see Devilz Darkside. They are standing outside of Japan Air's locker room. They suddenly barge in and shut the door. Crashing and banging is heard from inside, and then finally one loud CRACK. Devilz Darkside walks back out and then leaves the scene. We go back to the arena, as Street has Kensi in an inverted STF.]::

Randy Boggs: Who did Devilz Darkside just attack?

King Royce: Who do you think?

Randy Boggs: Oooooh!

::[Kensi makes it to the ropes, and Street starts to pound on him with rights and lefts in the corner. Street lifts Kensi up onto the top turnbuckle. Street climbs up with Kensi and goes for the top rope hurricanranna. Street nails it. He crawls over and makes the cover. 1.... 2.. thre... kick out!! Street can't believe it. Street's irish whip is reversed, and Kensi hits the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Both men are down. Street rolls over onto Kensi. 1... 2.... thr.. kick out. Street gets up slowly, holding his back. Kensi is up and comes at Street. Street scoops him up and drives him to the canvas with a jumping tombstone piledriver!! Street falls to the mat, himself, holding his back. Street slowly crawls over and covers Kensi. 1.... 2.... thre.... KICK OUT!! The crowd goes nuts as Street can't believe it.]::

Randy Boggs: Kensi is one hard man to put away.

King Royce: Yeah, but Street has plenty more tricks up his sleeve, you just watch.

::[Street pulls Kensi back to his feet. Kensi fires off some chops, but a knee to the gut stomps his comeback. Street hooks up Kensi and hits a Fisherman's brainbuster!! Street doesn't go for the cover though. Street holds his back as he walks around. He then runs to the ropes. He springboards off the middle rope with a moonsault, but the Rocker eats nothing but knees! Street rolls over holding his stomach now. Kensi and Street both get to their feet at the same time. Street goes for a suplex, but Kensi gets the small package. 1.... 2... kick out!! Both men back up. Street grabs Kensi about the waist. Kensi runs to the ropes. He is pulled over by Street, who grabs himself a handful of tights. 1..... 2.... thre.... kick out!!! The place goes wild.]::

Randy Boggs: Despite the handful of tights from Street, Kensi still kicked out!

King Royce: See, Kensi could do it, why couldn't Lou?

Randy Boggs: Shut up.

::[Street can't believe and argues with the ref. Street turns around and gets a flapjack on Kensi at the last second. Street picks up Kensi and whips him to the ropes. Street lowers his head, and Kensi hits a swinging neckbreaker! Both men are down. Street is up first, but Kensi is up soon afterwards. Street and Kensi start to exchange punches. Street gets the upperhand, but Kensi comes back once backed into the corner. A big right staggers Street, allowing Kensi to hook him up for the Dragon Suplex. Street quickly counters and nails the suplex on Kensi!! 1....... 2..... Street's back gives out, and Kensi falls on top of Street, with his shoulder coming off the mat..... 3!!! Kensi wins!!]::

Randy Boggs: I can't believe it!!! Kensihiro Hibiki has defeated Johnny Street for the Jr. Title!! This place is going apeshit!!!

King Royce: Lucky bastard!!

Randy Boggs: That was one awesome match, folks!

::['Jump' kicks up as Kensi is handed the Junior Title and he raises it high into the air! He is happy and jumping around, as Street comes up from behind him with a steel chair. THWAP! Down goes Kensi! Johnny Street stands over him and points down as Devilz Darkside walk down the ramp]::

Randy Boggs: What the hell are they doing here?

King Royce: What do you think?

Randy Boggs: Probably taking out Japan Air.

King Royce: Gee, ya think?

::[Hellz Angel rolls into the ring as Devilz Messenger waits outside. Kensi stumbles on his feet, then faces Johnny Street, who runs at him and nails him with the Junior Title. Hellz Angel with an elbow drop to Kensi. Outside the ring, Devilz Messenger sets up two tables a little bit apart. Hellz Angel lifts Kensi up to the powerbomb position, and throws him out of the ring through one of the tables! Devilz Messenger drags the beaten body of Kensi onto the other table, as Johnny Street goes to the apron. Street springboards off and does the Rocker to Kensi through the table!]::

Randy Boggs: Kensi is dead!

King Royce: Wow! Street can still go even with his back hurting like an ass!

Randy Boggs: Can asses hurt? Wait, I mean... HOLY MONKEYS ON A STICK! Somebody get some help out here!

::[Devilz Darkside and Johnny Street go into the ring with their respective titles. As "Wake Up" is still playing, all three men raise their titles up in the air, and the crowd boos like never before. Now the three walk up the ramp and disappear to all eyes.]::

Randy Boggs: What a sore loser that Johnny Street is! He lost fair and square, and look how he acts.

King Royce: He didn't lose it fair and square. He had Kensi beat, and if his back hadn't of given out, you would have seen that.

Randy Boggs: But it did give out, and Kensi did BEAT Street for the title!

King Royce: Well, he doesn't look like much of a champion, does he?

Randy Boggs: Nope, and he could be seriously hurt. And while the medics tend to him, we must make ourselves some more money and show some more commercials!

King Royce: Wait, not yet! There's something going on backstage!!

::[Jason Corlett is seen walking into the parking lot. He's looking around for the person who left the note. He comes around a corner where out of the shadows comes StarStruck with a baseball bat. Jason doesn't see him coming and gets nailed upside the head with the bat. Jason falls to the ground, dropping his own specialty bat, and StarStruck continues to beat on him. While screaming "You think your Extreme!!" over and over again. StarStruck then picks Jason up and drags him over to a car. First StarStruck powerbombs Jason onto the car hood. Then StarStruck takes Jason up ontop of the car and delievers the SuperNova(Screwdriver) onto the car.]::

StarStruck: Jason, you can count on seeing me some time in the near future. And it will be for the Extreme title. So until we do. Just watch for the shadows.

::[Star Struck walks off as we fade to commercials.]::

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Welcome back folks. Just before the break, Star Struck attacked the Extreme Champion, Jason Corlett in the parking lot.

King Royce: Everyone's beating on Jason tonight. Must be frustrating.

Randy Boggs: He'll take all that frustration out on Misfit next week in the Tri-Cage.

::[The cameras cut backstage where a member of the GFWA Staff knocks on Max Danger's door. The man opens the door and starts to speak to Max.]::

Man: Mr. Danger , someone in the back said they wanted to talk to you. They said they need to see you NOW!

Max Danger: Okay , I'm coming.

::[Max leaves his room leaving the Staff Member , The Camera Man and Max's wife , Jessica.]::

Camera Man: Excuse me. Can you come hold this?

Man: Sure.

::[The man takes the Camera.]::

Camera Man: How are you doing Jessica?

Jessica: Why are you talking to me?

Camera Man: Because your coming with Me!

::[The Camera Man takes off his hat and his glasses and reveals that it's Ricky Hunter.]::

Ricky Hunter: Ha Ha!!

::[Ricky grabs Jessica and takes her out of the dressing room and he is pulling her down the hall. Finally they get to the parking lot where there is a limo waiting. Ricky puts Jessica in the limo and Danger is running after Hunter. Ricky starts to laugh at Max as he steps into the limo as it drives off.]::

Randy Boggs: My god, Ricky Hunter just kidnapped Jessica!!

King Royce: There goes his job... dumbass.

***COMMERCIALS***

Randy Boggs: Good to have everyone back. But just before the break, Max Danger's wife, Jessica was kidnapped by Ricky Hunter. I'm sure he'll pay for that.

King Royce: How man more angles is Max going to be in? I mean, he gets out of one, and immediately gets forced into another one.

Randy Boggs: I guess the wrestlers feel that if they start something with President, it'll mean instant push. Just look at how it helped Jolly Potter and company. Fans view them as near main eventers now.

King Royce: Yeah look at their TV time. Oh wait, they aren't on TV! Hahahaha!!

Randy Boggs: Shut up and let's start our main event!!!

Syn[c] versus Ricky Green
*Note -- Each paragraph of action will equal five minutes of clock time*

::['Getcha Groove On' by Limp Bizkit starts up as Ricky Green walks into the arena. There's a bit of a mixed reaction coming from the fans. Many hate him from his past, many like him for going up against Danger and cleaning his clock. Others just plain like and/or hate him. It's that simple people. Anyway, Ricky Green heads to the ring. He jumps in, as 'Getcha Groove On' fades out. 'God of the Mind' by Disturbed kicks up, as the Omega Champion walks through the curtains. He gets more of the respect cheers as he had been recently, but mostly it's still boos. Syn stands atop the ramp with the Omega Title lifted high into the air. He slowly walks down to the ring as a 30-Minute clock appears on the screen. Syn climbs into the ring and hands the title over to the ref. Ricky and Syn walk to the center of the ring and stand toe-to-toe and nose-to-nose. The ref calls for the bell, as both men start to mouth each other.]::

Randy Boggs: The trash talking has begun, along with the time clock.

King Royce: This should be just as fun as the last match.

::[The time is ticking away, when finally Syn pushes Ricky. Ricky pushes Syn back. Syn slaps Ricky, and Ricky slaps Syn back harder. So hard it spins Syn around a bit, allowing Ricky to roll him up. 1... 2.. kick out. Both men back to their feet and they lock up. Syn backs Ricky into the corner, and the ref orders a free break. Syn goes for the cheap shot, but Ricky blocks, and nails Syn with his own right. Ricky tosses Syn in the corner, and goes for a clothesline. Syn moves out of the way, and kicks away at Ricky. Ricky catches one of the kicks, and Syn goes for the enziguri. Ricky ducks, and Syn falls on his stomach. Ricky with an Oklahoma roll out of nowhere, and with no real reason. 1... kick out. Syn and Ricky back up quickly. Syn is whipped to the ropes. Ricky lowers his head and Syn slides under him and punches him in the face. Ricky backs up a bit, then charges at Syn. Syn flips Ricky up and over the top rope. Syn with a springboard dropkick to knock Ricky off the apron. Syn grabs a chair and goes after Ricky. The ref takes the chair from him and lays it on the apron. This allows Ricky to dropkick Syn in the back and knock down the ref! Ricky rolls Syn into the ring, and grabs the steel chair. Ricky waits for Syn to get to his feet. He does, but he ducks Ricky's chairshot. Syn knees Ricky in the stomach, then whips him to the ropes. Syn picks up the chair and blasts Ricky with it! Syn covers as the ref enters the ring. 1..... 2..... 3!! The first fall goes to Syn. Syn quickly covers Ricky again. 1..... 2.... thre.... kick out!! Syn picks up Ricky and whips him to the corner.]::

Randy Boggs: The first fall belongs to Syn, who looks to add another fall soon.

King Royce: Syn is looking GREAT right now.

::[Syn follows in, and eats a back elbow. Ricky jumps to the top rope, and leaps off with a double ax-handle. Syn nails him with the X-Rated[Superkick] out of nowhere, and follows up with the Blood Syn[diving reverse DDT]!! Syn covers Ricky and hooks the leg. 1..... 2..... 3!!! The second fall goes to Syn in just over five minutes. Syn covers Ricky again. 1..... 2.... 3!!! Three falls in a row for Syn. The crowd is just shocked by what's went down thus far. Syn sees the golden opportunity, and covers Ricky AGAIN! 1..... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!! Syn knows it was too good to be true again. Syn picks up Ricky and backs him into the corner. Syn kicks away at Ricky, then lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Syn climbs up and goes for the top rope hurricanranna! Ricky counters and powerbombs Syn from the top rope!! Both men are down!! They each roll over and lay a hand on each other. 1... 2.... thre... both men kick out. Syn and Ricky get to their feet. They come to blows. Ricky gets the upperhand, then clotheslines Syn out of the ring. Ricky stops to catch his breath, then runs to the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and heads, full steam, towards the other ropes. Suicide dive from Ricky Green!! Syn is knocked into the guardrail. Ricky pounds on Syn on the outside, then whips him into the ring steps. Syn flies over them and into the time keeper's table! Ricky walks over and pounds on Syn some more.]::

Randy Boggs: A three fall lead for Syn, but Ricky Green has control of the match right now.

King Royce: Who cares, he has to score FOUR pinfalls or submission in under twenty minutes to have a chance at winning this thing.

::[Ricky picks up Syn and clotheslines him onto the announce table. Ricky climbs onto the table with Syn. Ricky sets Syn up for a piledriver on the table, but Syn counters and backdrops Ricky onto the broken pieces that were once the Spanish announce table. Syn falls to his knees on the announce table. Syn then jumps off the table, onto the guardrail, and hits moonsault onto Ricky's knees! Ricky grabs a already broken monitor and slams it into Syn's head! The ref warns Ricky, but doesn't give him a DQ. Which draws some boos from the Syn fans in the front row. Ricky rolls Syn into the ring and makes the cover. 1...... 2.... thre.... kick out!! Ricky looks at the ref, who just tells him it was only a two count. Ricky picks up Syn and whips him to the ropes. Leg lariat by Ricky. 1.... 2.... th.. kick out!! Ricky lifts Syn to his feet and hits a standing dropkick. Syn falls out onto the apron. Ricky climbs out onto the apron with Syn, and sets Syn up for a powerbomb. Syn flips free, and gets Ricky around the neck and shoulders. Syn then reaches around Ricky and pulls Ricky's hand between Ricky's own legs and tosses him over his head and off the apron. Syn falls off the apron as well. Both men lie motionless on the outside.]::

Randy Boggs: A wrist-clutch Exploder by Syn! Just an awesome move.

King Royce: I love the GFWA, man! Who says no one cares about workrate in America, just listen to these fans!

::[Syn is the first to begin moving on the outside. But it isn't soon that Ricky begins to stir. Syn rolls back into the ring, and Ricky climbs onto the apron. Syn goes for the springboard dropkick, but Ricky swats him away. Ricky then hits the slingshot senton on Syn! 1...... 2..... thr... kick out!! Ricky picks up Syn and whips him into the corner. Ricky charges in, and gets flips over the top rope. Ricky lands on the apron, and jumps to the top turnbuckle. Syn turns around and Ricky nails him with the Blockbuster!! 1.... 2.... thre.... kick out!!!! Ricky starts to pound away at Syn's head, before lifted him to his feet. Irish whip by Ricky and he knocks Syn down with a reverse elbow. Ricky climbs to the top turnbuckle again. Everyone knows what he's going for. It's the Drive By[shooting star press]!!! But it eats nothing but knee. Syn rolls him up! 1.... 2... thre... kick out!! Syn quick hits a bulldog on Ricky. Syn slowly walks over to the corner. He takes a moment to catch his breath, then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Ricky to get to his feet. Syn leaps off, and Ricky kicks him in the stomach on the way down. Ricky plants Syn with a Tiger Driver '91!!!!! 1...... 2....... 3!!!! Ricky wins his first fall, and narrows the margin to two falls. Ricky covers Syn again. 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!! Ricky lifts Syn up and hits a delayed brainbuster!! 1..... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!!!! Ricky covers him again. 1.... 2... thre... kick out!!! Again with another cover. 1... 2.. thre.. kick out!! Ricky picks Syn up and just dumps him to the outside.]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green is now down 3-1 to Syn, and is controlling right now.

King Royce: Another move I love, the Tiger Driver '91.

::[The ref begins to count Syn out as Ricky sits in the corner. 1........ 2........ 3........ Ricky gets up and starts to pace around the ring. 4...... 5....... Syn starts to stir........ 6......... 7........ Syn gets to his knees....... 8........ 9...... Syn rolls onto the apron..... TE.... Syn rolls into the ring. Ricky over and stomps away at Syn. Ricky picks Syn up and pushes him into the corner. Ricky stomps away at Syn. Ricky whips Syn out of the corner and follows in with a clothesline. Ricky with a Tornado DDT!! 1... 2.... thre... KICK OUT!! Ricky is getting a bit frustrated. Ricky sets Syn up for the Str8 Murda[falling reverse ddt], but Syn runs to the corner and runs up the ropes. He flips over Ricky and has him set up for the same move. Syn goes for the inverted vertical suplex, but Ricky lands on his feet, then nails Str8 Murda!! 1...... 2..... 3!!!! It's down to a one fall difference. Ricky covers Syn again. 1.... 2.... thre.... kick out!! Ricky just picks up Syn and whips him to the ropes. Spinebuster by Ricky!! 1.... 2..... thre... kick out!!! Ricky whips Syn into the corner. Ricky charges in, but Syn moves. Syn with some kicks to soften up Ricky, then lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Syn climbs up with Ricky and sets up for the superplex. Ricky starts to punch away at Syn, and Syn returns the favor. They are exchanging blows high atop the ring as the crowd is buzzing.]::

Randy Boggs: This could be dangerous for both men!

King Royce: Fall! Fall! Fall!!

::[Ricky and Syn are punching away on the top turnbuckle. Ricky ducks one, and Ricky lifts him onto his shoulders. Ricky spins him foward, while leaping off the top rope, and nails him with a facebuster. That's the SUPER Whiplash!! Both men are hurting from that, but Ricky rolls Syn over and hooks the leg. 1.... 2..... 3!!! Ricky wins the fall to come within one. Ricky goes for another cover. 1..... 2.... thre.... but Syn kicks out. Ricky picks Syn up from the mat and whips him to the ropes. Syn slides between his legs, and goes for a German Suplex. Ricky counters by elbowing Syn in the face. Ricky grabs Syn's legs and pulls him down onto the mat. Ricky goes for the Sharpshooter and locks it in. Ricky allows his stomach to hold the main pulling leg, and uses his free arms to pull back on Syn's shoulders. It's the Widowmaker!! Ricky has it locked on in the center of the ring. There are only thirty seconds left. Syn isn't going to tap. He isn't. No, Syn tapped! Syn tapped!! This match is evened up at three falls apiece! There's only fifteen seconds left. Ricky releases the hold and covers Syn. 1..... 2..... thre..... Syn counters out of it and locks on the crippler crossface!!!! Five seconds to go. Ricky powers out of the crossface and rolls Syn up!! 1........ 2....... 3!!! The buzzer sounds!! Ricky Green has won!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green has defeated Syn for the Omega Championship!! He did the impossible and came back from three falls down to defeat Syn!!

King Royce: I'll give Ricky Green credit, he performed superbly.

::['Getcha Groove On' kicks up as the fans are applauding the awesome matchup. Ricky Green is handed the Omega Title, and lifts it high into the air. He's just beaming with excitement. Ricky continues to celebrate, when he nearly walks into Syn in the center of the ring. A stare down by the two competitors. Syn then reaches his hand out. Ricky shakes it. They two men shake hands. Syn then rolls out of the ring, and heads to the back as Ricky continues to celebrate.

Randy Boggs: What a match! What a night!! We'll see you next week folks!!!

::[As Ricky Green continues to celebrate his Omega Championship Title victory, we fade to black.]::

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