::[ SATURDAY NIGHT RUMBLE ]::

Saturday, April 21st, 2001
Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

::[We fade back from commercial and open up backstage. True Godds, Inc. walk up to the Mayhem, Inc. locker room. They discuss their plan, then barge in. Chaos, Misfit, and Angelica come to their feet. Shawn Springs is no where to be seen.]::

Bronx: Where's the other one?

Misfit: He's gone to do his own thing for now.

Bronx: So, who did you give Wyrd to?

Misfit: I hardly see how it's any of your business.

Bronx: He is our friend, and a proud member of our group. He is our business.

Misfit: I don't think so. But even if he was, I wouldn't tell you. You'd have to beat it out of me.

Bronx: I think that can be arranged.

Misfit: So are you going jump us? You out number us 3-1, I think you'd win.

Bronx: I'd bet money on it.

Misfit: Well, what if I said I'm a betting man?

Bronx: Then I'd take you up on your offer.

Misfit: Five-thousand sound good?

Bronx: Sounds great.

Misfit: Ok then. Hand over the money.

Bronx: You wish.

Misfit: Don't have to.

::[Just then The Gold Diggerz pull out the steel chairs and start to go to down on True Godds, Inc. Down go the non-wrestlers. Misfit stands by laughing as Chaos and Angelica double team Bronx and pound on him in Ray Allen's locker! The Gold Diggerz leave the rest of the group lying in a bloody heap, as Misfit walks over to Bronx, who's barely conscious.]::

Misfit: You should really get to know the members of your group better. These two were easy to convert.

::[Misfit shoves Bronx against the back of the locker, and lead Chaos, Angelica, and the newest members of Mayhem, Inc. The Gold Diggerz out of the room. We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Damn! True Godds, Inc. just turned on Bronx and True Godds, Inc. and joined Mayhem, Inc.

King Royce: Now that's talent. He recruited a bitter rival out from right under Bronx's nose.

Randy Boggs: They don't call him the Evil Genius for nothing.

King Royce: Actually I think you're the only one to call him that so far.

Randy Boggs: Maybe so, but EVERYONE will be saying it soon, because they will start to realize it as I have.

King Royce: Have you been brainwashed?

Randy Boggs: Not that I know of.

King Royce: Ok, just wondering.

::[The cameras shift backstage again, where The Crow is seen walking. We then see Shawn Springs trailing him. The Crow goes around a corner, then ducks behind some crates. He hears someone walk by, and jumps out. He knocks the person down, then turns him over. It's just a member of the road crew. The Crow looks confused, then stands up straight. He looks side to side, the shrugs his shoulders. He takes about fives steps away, when a crowbar comes down from the ceiling and whacks him in the back of the head. The Crow goes down in a heap. Someone then drops down from the ceiling. It's Shawn Springs.]::

Shawn Springs: And I thought this was going to be difficult. You aren't all your made out to be, Derrick.

::[Shawn then turns and walks away, with a smile on his face. We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Shawn Springs just nailed The Crow with that crowbar!

King Royce: Told ya he didn't have the Spidey sense.

Randy Boggs: Well, he knew someone was following him, he just didn't know that the one he was looking for was above him.

King Royce: That means he sucks. Yep, he sucks.

Randy Boggs: Uh, ok. I do believe it is now time for the Tornado Tag Team Match.

King Royce: Cool.

syn and ricky green VERSUS j.j. $tudd and star struck
... tornado rules tag team match ...

::[As we get MORE flashers on the G-Tron, the fans start to get pumped after the long ass wait inbetween matches. "Tatooed Bruise" by Double Drive then starts to play, as the fans come to their feet and jeer the most cunning, contraversial, and calculated speciman in the GFWA, J.J. $tudd. He walks through the curtains, a bit dazed and bloodied from his two previous attacks. At his side is the always beautiful Courtney, who helps JJ down the ramp. The fans really dislike JJ, but oddly LOVE Courtney. Courtney walks around the ring and gets to JJ's corner, as JJ rolls into the ring, and gets to his feet. He gets to his corner and sits down Raven-style waiting for his partner and opponents. "Tatooed Bruise" fades out, and "My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits. No one comes out, as JJ gets up in his corner and looks over at Courtney. She just shrugs when the G-Tron lights up. We see Star Struck walking down a hallway, and coming up on a door that reads "Ricky Hunter". He knocks two times, before Ricky answers the door. Star Struck grabs Ricky and slams him up against the way. He starts to punch away while saying...]::

Star Struck: Staring at a beautiful female, especially the President's wife, is just rude and unexceptable. You may take quick glances, but no staring! Understand? Good!

::[Star Struck then tosses Ricky up against at coke machine, cleans off his hands, and starts towards the arena. The G-Tron switches to the Star Struck video, as "My Way" kicks up again. Star Struck finally comes through the curtains, and the boos are pretty damn loud. He stops at the top of the ramp, and poses. He starts down the ramp, when someone comes running from the back. It's Ricky Hunter! Ricky clotheslines Star Struck from behind. Ricky and Star Struck start to fight it out on the outside, as JJ looks on from inside the ring. Ricky tosses Star Struck over the railing and they go fighting through the crowd when "Getcha Groove On" by Limp Bizkit kicks up. Out walks "Elite Killa" Ricky Green to a pretty good sized pop, but there's still some boos mixed in. Ricky Green slowly walks towards the ring, as JJ readies himself in the ring. Ricky stops just outside the ring, and starts to circle it when "God of the Mind" by Disturbed blasts through the arena. Mixed bag from the fans. Some boos, some cheers, but it's all loud. Syn walks to the ring with the Omega title around his waist. Syn unstraps it and tosses it to the ground. He and Ricky slide into the ring as the ref calls for the bell.]::

Randy Boggs: And it looks like this one is underway!

King Royce: But Star Struck was attacked by Ricky Hunter! This isn't fair!

Randy Boggs: He attacked Ricky first. What did he expect, no payback?

King Royce: That would have been nice.

::[Syn and Ricky have JJ on each side. JJ looks back and forth between both men, then goes after Syn. He and Syn trade punches in the corner, when Ricky walks over and turns JJ around. JJ nails Ricky with a right, knocking him backwards. JJ then turns and gets kicked in the stomach by Syn. Syn grabs JJ and tosses him through the ropes, causing his shoulder to hit the ring post! Syn pulls JJ from the corner and grabs his arm. Arm wringer by Syn, who then whips JJ over to Ricky. Single-arm DDT from Ricky! Syn comes off the ropes and drives a knee into JJ's arm! JJ is brought to his feet, and Syn gets a hammerlock on JJ. Ricky climbs onto the apron. Springboard dropkick into JJ's arm by Ricky! Syn picks JJ up again, and lifts his arm high into the air. Syn rams JJ's arm down across his shoulder! Cross armbreaker by Syn!!! JJ reaches the ropes quickly. Syn pulls JJ from the ropes, and whips him to the ropes. Syn with a drop toe hold on JJ, and Ricky grabs him for a crippler crossface! JJ is blocking it, and takes Ricky over with a fireman's carry! He turns around, and Syn grabs JJ's arm. Syn rams his own shoulder into it! Syn with a suplex right on the arm!!]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Syn and Ricky are working really well as a team, and just dominating JJ's arm.

King Royce: They own it, Randy.

::[Syn with another hammerlock on JJ. JJ searches ways to get out. He finally just reverses positions. Crossface Chicken Wing by JJ!!! Ricky kicks him in the face to release. Ricky grabs JJ, and lifts him up. Ricky drops him arm-first across the top rope! Ricky takes JJ's arm and wraps it around the top rope. Ricky starts to hammer away at JJ's arm with hard rights. JJ grabs Ricky's head and pulls it down across the top rope. Ricky falls off the apron and to the outside. JJ gets to his feet, holding his arm close to his body. Syn is over and whips JJ into the corner. Syn follows in, and JJ gets the boot up. Syn backs away, and JJ jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Double-footed dropkick from JJ! Ricky is back up on the outside and climbs to the apron. JJ is over, and blocks Ricky's right. JJ rams Ricky's head into the top turnbuckle. JJ grabs Ricky and applies the tanrantula on the ropes!! Syn is slowly up, and dropkicks JJ in the arm to break! Hammerlock Nothern Lights Suplex by Syn!! 1.... 2... kick out!]::

Randy Boggs: J.J. made a small comeback there, but Syn went right back to the arm and got a two count.

King Royce: JJ can get this down, but he'll have to isolate one guy... or hope Star Struck comes back to help.

::[Syn lifts JJ to his feet, and pounds on the arm some more. Syn drives JJ towards the corner and rams his arm into the turnbuckles! Syn climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and grabs JJ. Tornado Single Arm DDT!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Syn picks up JJ, as Ricky rolls back into the ring. Syn sets JJ up for a Tiger suplex. Ricky punches away at JJ's arm first, and then Syn hits the suplex! No cover, as Syn tells Ricky to go up top. Syn holds JJ down and his arm out ot the side. Ricky with a frog splash onto JJ's arm! La misteral cradle by Syn follows!! 1..... 2..... kick out!!! Syn is getting a bit frustrated. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, as Ricky holds down JJ, and his arm out to the side. Syn leaps off with a moonsault. JJ gets a head scissors on Ricky, and pulls him into the way. Syn nails Ricky with the moonsault! JJ hooks Ricky's leg! 1..... 2.... Syn breaks it up! Syn whips JJ to the ropes. Syn kicks JJ in the gut and goes to the ropes himself. Syn goes for the swinging neckbreaker! JJ spins through it, grabs on of Syn's arms and wraps it across his body. JJ ends up behind Syn, who tries a back elbow, but JJ ducks, then pulls that arm across his body too! JJ hits the X-Plex on Syn! 1.... 2.... Ricky kicks JJ's legs out from under him on the bridge. Ricky whips JJ to the corner. Ricky follows in, and JJ flips him up and over the top rope. Ricky lands on the apron, but gets a shoulder into his gut for his troubles! JJ with a sunset flip from the inside out, and tries for the sunset flip powerbomb, but Syn holds onto Ricky's arms. JJ flips back up, and Ricky locks JJ's feet up under his arms. Ricky then hooks JJ's head and leaps off the apron! Kryponite Krunch from the apron to the floor!!]::

Randy Boggs: That holy shit chant is well deserved!

King Royce: That was one HELL of a move! I think JJ is dead, though.

::[Ricky gets to his feet as Syn jumps to the outside. They both pick up JJ and roll him back into the ring. They climb back onto the apron, and then into the ring. Syn covers JJ. 1.... 2.... Ricky pulls him off. He did the move, so he wants the pin. 1.... 2.... Syn pulls him off. Syn saved Ricky from the powerbomb, which led to the big move, so he thinks he should get the pin. Syn goes to cover JJ, but Ricky spins him around. Syn shoves Ricky. Ricky shoves back! Syn shoves Ricky again, and over JJ! JJ with the rollup! 1... 2.... Syn saves! Syn with another hammerlock suplex on JJ! Ricky up and he shoves Syn again! Syn just turns away, then offers a handshake. Ricky relunctantly takes it. Syn doesn't let go, and pulls Ricky into the Synatized[spinebuster]!!! Ricky rolls out of the ring and to the floor, as Syn is pumped! Syn turns around and JJ hits a reverse stunner! Both men down!]::

Randy Boggs: Now the problems arise between Syn and Ricky. And all over a stupid pin.

King Royce: Stupid pin? If you don't want that pin, you're stupid. It would be like not winning if you didn't get the pin. The pin is EVERYTHING, Randy!

Randy Boggs: Ok, geez, I'm sorry.

::[JJ and Syn are both slow to their feet. They both get up on opposite sides of the ring. They look up and eye each other. JJ and Syn charge each other. Double clothesline! Both are down again! Ricky Green pulls himself up and looks into the ring. He rolls in and stands between Syn and JJ. He looks at Syn, then at JJ, then back at Syn, and then one last time at JJ. Green leans down as if to cover JJ, but then pulls Syn to his feet! Green lifts Syn onto his shoulders, spins him around and into a facebuster!! Whiplash by Green on his own partner! Green rolls Syn out of the ring, and grabs JJ by the hair. Small package by JJ! 1.... 2.... kick out!!!! Green kills JJ with a lariat as they get back to their feet! Green peels JJ off the mat and sends him into the corner. Right hands from Green, then lifts him up to the top turnbuckle. Green climbs up, and hammers away at JJ some more. Green with a top rope hurricanranna on JJ!! Green jumps up to celebrate before making the cover. Green back over and gets a very cocking cover. 1...... 2..... thre.... Star Struck makes the save!!]::

Randy Boggs: Star Struck got in there at the last possible second, King!

King Royce: I guess that means he got rid of Ricky Hunter, but look at him, he's covered in blood.

::[Star Struck is a bit out of breath as he lifts JJ to his feet. Right hands from Star Struck before sending him to the ropes. Syn pulls down the top rope, seemingly accidentally, sending his own partner to the outside! Star Struck is surprised, then climbs out onto the apron. Syn and Ricky are getting into another shoving game on the outside. Star Struck leaps off the apron and takes both men down with a double clothesline! Star Struck picks up Syn and whips him into the ring post! Ricky is rolled back into the ring, and Star Struck rolls in as well. Star Struck lifts Ricky up for the Super Nova[screwdriver], but Ricky slips out! Ricky goes to the ropes, but runs into a powerslam! JJ is back up and he and Star Struck whip Ricky to the ropes. Ricky slides under the bottom rope and to the outside, and Syn springboards off the top rope and takes both men down with a cross body block! All three men back up, and Syn hits the Blood Syn[diving reverse ddt] on Star Struck in the corner! Ricky Green is climbing up top, as Syn goes for the cover. JJ pulls Syn away from Star Struck and spins him around. The Conclusion[flatliner] from JJ on Syn!!! Ricky hits the Drive By[shooting star press] on Star Struck!!!] The ref counts both men down! 1..... 2...... Syn gets his foot on the rope.... 3!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green and Syn has one this one, King!

King Royce: But just barely!

::[JJ jumps up as if he's one, but "Getcha Groove On" is the music that plays. The ref raises Ricky's hand high into the air, and JJ grabs the ref. Conclusion for the ref! Str8 Murda[diving reverse ddt] from Ricky onto JJ!! "Getcha Groove On" continues to play as Ricky Green gets Syn's Omega Title and celebrates with it. The fans are actually behind Ricky, save for a few who still just hate him like they always had. Ricky then walks over to the fallen Syn and lays the Omega title across his chest, and says that it will be his in one week. Ricky jumps out of the ring, and heads towards the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, what a match! Any four of these men would be worthy of the Omega Title, but so far we know that Star Struck gets the title shot at WrestleClash. But could that be changed after what we saw here.

King Royce: I would think so, because Ricky Green got the pinfall on Star Struck, while J.J. had Syn, the champion, down and almost out for the victory himself. But he just hit the move too close to the ropes.

::[The cameras cut backstage where pissed off and bloodied Jason Corlett is seen walking down the hall, with Nate close behind. Jason then comes to Danger's office and just barges right in.]::

Jason Corlett: I want my damn rematch with Chaos, and I want it now!

Max Danger: Don't you talk to me that way. Now get out of here, and knock before entering.

Jason Corlett: Stupid fucking manners and shit.

::[Jason Corlett and Nate walk back out of the room and shut the door. They then knock.]::

Max Danger: Who is it?

Jason Corlett: You damn well that's it's Jason Fuckin' Corlett!

Max Danger: Just a minute, I'm not properly dressed.

Jason Corlett: *to Nate* Jesus christ, and this fucker is our President.

::[The door then comes open, and Jason and Nate enter.]::

Max Danger: Have a seat gentlemen.

::[Jason sits down in the chair as Nate stands behind him.]::

Max Danger: Now how may I help you?

Jason Corlett: I was fuckin' screwed earlier, and I want my damn rematch with Chaos and I want it now!

Max Danger: Whoa now, just calm down. I understand you are upset.

Jason Corlett: Damn right I am! And you're the reason the match went the way it did. And to think I was willing to help you if you needed it.

Max Danger: Hey, that was a business deal. I will do almost anything for the right price. Misfit had a good deal, so I gave him what he wanted. It isn't my fault he used his brain to get what he wanted.

Jason Corlett: Well, I don't guess I can have Chaos tonight then, since I'd have to get Misfit to sign the deal, right?

Max Danger: Now you're thinking. But I still own Misfit and Mayhem, Inc. under contract, SO, I can book Chaos in a match against a mystery opponnet. Then that mystery opponent can be you, and it'll be unsanctioned by the GFWA. Just get one of the local workers hangin' out backstage to ref it, and you've got your match. And I'll even through in that Mayhem, Inc. can't get involved to boot, or they'll be fired.

Jason Corlett: You are a genius. Thanks.

::[Jason gets up, and starts to walk out, when Garth and Tansji stop him. He then turns back to Danger.]::

Max Danger: Of course, this is all going to cost you a little something.

Jason Corlett: How much?

Max Danger: Oh roughly fifty grand would suffice.

Jason Corlett: Fifty grand!? Jesus. Can't you take it out of my salary.

Max Danger: I don't pay your salary anymore, do I?

Jason Corlett: No, damn! Nate, pay the man.

Nate: I don't have any money, man.

Jason Corlett: Shit.

Max Danger: Looks like we have ourselves a little problem, now don't we.

Jason Corlett: What if I work it off?

Max Danger: Like to deeds?

Jason Corlett: Yeah.

Max Danger: I already have Star Struck for that.

Jason Corlett: Then what can I do to get my match?

Max Danger: Can you have me my money by WrestleClash?

Jason Corlett: Yes, I most definitely could.

Max Danger: Well, I'll tell ya what. You make it one hundred thousand, and you can have your match tonight and Misfit for the Extreme Title at WrestleClash IF you beat Chaos tonight.

Jason Corlett: You've got yourself a deal.

::[Max and Jason shake hands, before Jason and Nate leave the office. They are walking down the hall when Nate turns to Jason.]::

Nate: How the hell are you going to get that money?

Jason: I'll find a way.

::[They continue walking as we fade to more commercials.]::

***** COMMERCIAL BREAK *****

::[We fade back in from commercial and see Johnny Street outside the arena by the production trucks preparing for the main event. He's pacing back and forth trying to get his mind on the match, when he hears a tapping nearing him. Johnny backs up against one of the trucks, and monitors the area. He hears the tapping drawing nearer, but sees nothing. The sound then goes away. Johnny then takes a step from the truck, looks around, and goes back to what he was doing. Then Johnny falls, and is pulled under the truck! You can hear a commotion going on, then blood flowing out from under the truck. You then see a shadowy figure walk past the camera revealing himself to be... MISFIT! We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Misfit just took out Johnny Street... but why?

King Royce: The same reason he does everything else he does.... because he can.

Randy Boggs: Well, I wonder if he knows about Jason Corlett getting his rematch and possible Extreme Title shot at WrestleClash?

King Royce: Dunno, but I guess we're about to find out.

Randy Boggs: Yep, because the match is NEXT!

jason corlett VERSUS chaos
... extreme rules match ...

::[Footage from earlier tonight, involving the first Chaos-Jason encounter, where new Mayhem, Inc. member Shawn Springs, Angelica Dawson, Chaos, and Misfit all beat the living hell out of Jason before Chaos picked up the cheap victory. Then "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix kicks up, and through the curtains walks Chaos. He's alone of course, and the boos he gets are pretty loud and crude. Chaos likes it though, and stops at ringside. He looks under the ring, and tosses a trash can, fire extinguisher, kendo sticks, stop sign, Pee Wee's Big Adventure DVD, and Lite Bright toy into the ring. Chaos slides in as "Voodoo Child" fades out and "Alkaholik" by Xzibit hits. Out runs Jason Corlett to a decent pop, but still some boos. Jason slides into the ring, and starts to trade blows with Chaos! The ref, who's really just a local inday wrestler, finally after a late reaction starts the match. Chaos gets the upperhand and backs Jason into the corner. Jason comes back with a knee to the groin and a DDT on the stop sign! Jason picks up the trash can and busts it over Chaos' head! Jason does it again, then whips Chaos to the ropes. Jason rams the trash can into Chaos' stomach, then front suplexes him onto it!! Jason grabs the Lite Bright, and busts it over Chaos' head! Jason with an irish whip, but Chaos counters. Chaos charges into the corner and Jason lifts up the stop sign. Chaos doesn't stop, and gets nailed in the face with it!]::

Randy Boggs: Jason Corlett is on fire early on, King!

King Royce: Guess Chaos doesn't know his street signs, because he didn't slow down a lick right there.

::[Jason grabs Chaos and tosses him to the outside. Jason grabs a kendo stick and starts to lay into Chaos' back! All around the ring they go, and Jason just tears into Chaos with the stick. Jason whips Chaos into the ring steps. Jason walks around the steps, then dropkicks the steps into the back of Chaos' head! Chaos is bleeding from the back of his head now. Jason whacks him in the back of the skull with the kendo stick, breaking it. Russian leg sweep by Jason driving Chaos into the guardrail! Jason picks up Chaos and suplexes him on the concrete! Jason climbs back into the ring and grabs the fire extinguisher. He walks towards Chaos who is now up against the ring apron. Jason drops the extinguisher and runs to the ropes. Baseball slide by Jason. Chaos moves, and as Jason slides all the way to the outside, Chaos blasts him over the head with a steel chair!!! Both men fall down! Both men, now bleeding, get to their feet. Chaos grabs Jason and rams him into the ring steps. Chaos whips Jason into the guardrail, and Jason flips up and over it! Chaos climbs over the railing, and nails Jason with a trash can lid across the face! Chaos grabs Jason and tosses him back over the railing. Chaos climbs onto the railing and goes to hit Jason over the head with the lid. Jason counters by kicking Chaos in the stomach and hitting a jumping double-underhook facebuster on the concrete!]::

Randy Boggs: Both men are really taking it to each other here!

King Royce: I'm just glad they juiced.

::[Jason is the first to his feet and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a table and sets it up against the ring, because he saw Chaos moving. Jason grabs Chaos and slams his head into the announce table. Jason removes the monitors, and climbs onto the table with Chaos. Jason is going for a piledriver, but Chaos counters and flips Jason off the table and to the cold concrete floor. Chaos climbs off the table and leans on the guardrail to catch his breath. Chaos then lifts Jason to his feet and whips him towards the table. Jason stops just short, and turns around. Chaos charges at Jason and drives him through the table with Nailed[super duper powerful spear]!!!! The crowd is eating it up, as Chaos jumps up from the rummage, and celebrates. Chaos then pulls Jason from the broken table and rolls him back into the ring. Chaos climbs onto the apron and celebrates again. He finally jumps into the ring and goes for the lateral press. 1...... 2...... thre..... KICK OUT!!!]::

Randy Boggs: My god! How did Jason kick out of that!?

King Royce: That's just amazing, Randy. Just amazing.

::[Chaos jumps in the ref's face arguing about a slow count. The ref gets smart and says maybe he shouldn't have showboated and he would have gotten the win. Chaos is about to hit the ref when Jason school boys Chaos! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Chaos jumps up and plows over Jason with a clothesline, knocking him back outside the ring. Chaos threatens the ref again, then jumps out of the ring. He pulls out another table and sets it up against the guardrail. Chaos picks up Jason and leans him onto the table. Chaos backs up and sets up for another Nailed. Chaos takes off as fast as he can, and Jason rolls off the table!! Chaos crashes through the table and hits the guardrail at full speed! He just stopped at a screeching halt by the immovable guardrail. Jason grabs Chaos and tosses him back into the ring. Jason grabs a steel chair from ringside and brings it back into the ring. He unfolds it and sets it in the center of the ring. Jason with a gutbuster on the chair! Jason picks up Chaos and whips him to the ropes. Chaos is just out of it and gets his arms wrapped up in the ropes!!]::

Randy Boggs: My god! Chaos is trapped in the ropes!

King Royce: This can't be good for him.

::[Jason walks over and gets kicked in the gut. Jason then picks up the fire extinguisher and sprays Chaos with it! Jason then picks up the chair while Chaos is blinded and cracks it over his head! Jason winds up and smacks another homerun! Jason is going off with the chair to Chaos' head! The blood is flowing freely now. Jason won't let him and just continues to hit Chaos faster and harder! Jason lifts the chair up and goes to hit Chaos one more time but the ref grabs it. Jason just shoves the ref back, and blasts Chaos again! The ref is trying to get Jason to stop, but he won't. Jason then gets the ref in a full nelson and hits the full nelson slam!!! Jason picks the chair back up and whacks Chaos with it again! Chaos goes limp and is unmoving! Jason unwraps Chaos' arms, and jumps out of the ring. Jason heads to the back and disappears.]::

Randy Boggs: Where the hell did Jason go!?

King Royce: I guess he's finished. I mean there's no ref to call the match, so who cares, right? He did his damage.

::[Jason then comes back through the curtains with a sheet of glass and another referee. Jason slides the glass into the ring and sets up two chairs in the center of the ring. The ref just stands back in the corner, as Jason lifts Chaos to his feet. Jason grabs Chaos and hits Xtra Xtreme[uranage through glass]!! Chaos is dead!! Jason puts one foot on Chaos' chest as the ref counts. 1..... 2...... 3!!! "Alkaholik" kicks up as Jason picks up a piece of glass and starts to dig at Chaos' head with it! Jason just continues to destory Chaos when Misfit comes running out alone. He slides into the ring, and Jason just rolls out the other side.]::

Jason Corlett: You're mine at WrestleClash, bitch! I'll get my payback!

::[Misfit just jaws back at him as Jason hops over the railing and leaves through the crowd. Misfit checks on Chaos as medics and a cleanup crew run out.]::

Randy Boggs: My god, what brutal match!

King Royce Uranage through a sheet of glass! That's just insane!!!

Randy Boggs: Jason means business, and Misfit had better watch himself.

::[The camera switches to the backstage area where we see Lou Nattik and the Butcher engaging in conversation over a water fountain.]::

Lou: Say, Butch, I've been meaning to talk to you about my match with Street at Wrestleclash. Could we, maybe, alter the match a little.

The Butcher: Alter it in what way?

Lou: Well, I was thinking more of a match to fit the occasion. We're both going to extreme measures to take each other out so why don't we just speed up the process. Barbed wire ropes, flaming cage, and a ring littered with weapons would definitely set the mood.

::[The Butcher scratches the stubble on his chin while thinking it over.]::

The Butcher: Hmm....sounds pretty nice. Definitely Pay-Per View material. You know what, Lou...I'm going to make it happen. Flaming cage and all!

Lou: That sounds perfect, Butcho. At Wrestleclash, I'm going to finally pull the plug on Johnny Street and if you're down with that then you're Damn Straight.

The Butcher: Damn straight I am!

::[The fans are all stirring after that announcement. But before we can dwell on it, we have to see some more lame commercials about Ovaltine and Sharpie pens.]::

***** COMMERCIAL BREAK *****

::[We fade back from commercial and see Jason Corlett walking with Nate to his locker room. Nate waits on the outside, as Jason goes inside. We follow Jason inside. He grabs his gym bag and everything else he brought and walks back out. He trips over something. He turns and looks and it's Nate. Nate is out cold with a small trickle of blood flowing down his forehead. Jason drops his bag and starts to look for whomever did this. He finds no one, then picks up Nate. He starts to drag him basically, when Jason is nailed in the back with a crowbar! Jason falls foward, and then gets locked into a crippler crossface! Shawn Springs has Jason in the Springsmission!! He leaves Jason in it until he passes out to the pain. Shawn lets the hold go and jumps to his feet.]::

Shawn Springs: Don't fuck with us, Jason. It isn't healthy.

::[Shawn then picks up his crowbar and walks away from the scene. We shift back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Shawn Springs has been one active guy tonight, King. This time he takes out Nate and Jason Corlett!

King Royce: He is a true Mayhem, Inc. member then. He's doing what Misfit always did, attack random people, and do a damn good job of it. He's got a gift, I tells ya.

Randy Boggs: Right. Well, speaking of gifts... uh, yeah. Anyway, the Television Title is on the line... NOW!

bronx[c] VERSUS ricky hunter
... television title match ...

::[Some of the shit that happened earlier with Bronx and Ricky Hunter's various exploits are shown on the G-Tron. Then highlights from the Bronx-Colin Baird match from last week and what Ricky did to really set up this match. As that ends the Ricky Hunter video starts to play and "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen kicks up. The boos outweigh the cheers as Ricky Hunter walks through the curtains, with a bandage on his head as a result of his encounters with Star Struck. Ricky Hunter slides into the ring and jumps to the middle turnbuckle. He makes the "I want the belt" signal with his hands around his waist and the crowd boos even louder. "Another One Bites The Dust" fades out, and "Bow Wow" by Lil' Bow Wow plays throughout the arena. The fans jump to there feet and begin to bark. Bronx runs out from the back wearing a blue and black camaflouge army suit. He's waving a True Godds Inc. flag. He slides in the ring and waves the flag proudly. Ricky Hunter jumps out of the ring as Bronx waves the flag. He then tosses it out of the ring, and Ricky climbs into the ring. They circle each other as the bell sounds.]::

Randy Boggs: This is going to be intense, King.

King Royce: I know Bronx is pissed the fuck off after how Ricky embarrassed him last week.

::[Ricky and Bronx go for the collar and elbow tie-up, but Ricky knees Bronx in the gut to gain control. Ricky rams Bronx's head into the top turnbuckle, then turns him around and unloads with rights and lefts. Ricky whips Bronx from the corner. Bronx reverses, and then holds onto Ricky's arm. Bronx pulls Ricky back into the side kick to the face! Bronx helps Ricky to his feet, and gets in some stiff forearm shots to Ricky's jaw. Bronx sends Ricky to the ropes. Leg lariat from Bronx takes down Ricky. Reverse chinlock from Bronx. Ricky up and elbows free. To the ropes goes Ricky. Bronx kicks him in the stomach then hits the swinging neckbreaker! Back to the reverse chinlock!]::

Randy Boggs: After a small flurry to start from Ricky, Bronx has dominated.

King Royce: Yeah, looks to be going after the neck of Ricky.

::[Bronx removes Ricky's bandage, and delivers some hard rights to his wound. Ricky gets back to his feet. Ricky flips Bronx over by his arm and gets the armbar! Bronx back up and reverses it with his own armbar. Fireman's carry by Ricky, and into the hammerlock. Bronx stands up, grabs Ricky's head and hits a stunner break break the hold! Bronx with a bulldog clothesline to take Ricky back down again! Bronx lifts Ricky back up and whips him into the corner. Bronx drives his elbow into Ricky's throat and jaw! Snapmare by Bronx followed by some stiff ass kicks to the back of his back and neck! Running necksnap by Bronx! Bronx lifts Ricky up off the canvas, and goes for a brainbuster. Ricky slips out, but ends up running into a spinning heel kick! 1... 2.. kick out.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx is just in total control right now.

King Royce: He's the Television Champ for a reason.

::[Bronx backs Ricky into the corner and hits a few European uppercuts. Bronx lifts Ricky up onto the top turnbuckle. Bronx climbs onto the middle turnbuckle and hammers away with more rights to Ricky. Even having the fans count along as he punches Ricky nearly seventeen times before climbing to the very top rope. Bronx puts Ricky's head between his legs and hooks his arms. Ricky tries to counter by flipping Bronx off the top rope and to the concrete floor, but pure fear of crashing into that gets Bronx to counter. He then changes his mind and goes for the butterfly suplex instead of the butterfly facebuster. Bronx covers. 1.... 2.. kick out! Bronx back to another reverse chinlock.]::

Randy Boggs: He likes that move tonight.

King Royce: Yeah, I can't wait for Ricky to bust out and just start to really pick the pace of this match up.

::[Ricky gets to his feet again, but the elbows don't have any affect this time on Bronx. Ricky then uses his strength to lift up and suplex Bronx! Ricky rolls over for the cover. 1... kick out. Ricky and Bronx both up, and start to exchange punches. Ricky grabs Bronx, but has his whipped reversed. Jumping knee by Bronx and Ricky falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Ricky is lifted up facing the crowd. He grabs Bronx's head and pulls it down across the top rope! Bronx slingshots back, as Ricky waits for Bronx to get to his feet. Bronx does and Ricky goes for a springboard hurricanranna!!! Bronx counters with a sitdown powerbomb! 1.... 2.... thr... kick out!!! Ricky gets up to all fours, barely, and Bronx gets a front facelock.]::

Randy Boggs: Nice counter by Bronx, and back to slowly the match down.

King Royce: Yeah, Bronx can go at any speed, but inflicting the most punishment to Ricky is the best way to win this match. He's taking away Ricky's strengths. Smart wrestling.

::[Bronx is pushed back into the corner, and the ref orders a break. Bronx lifts his arms up, leaving him wide open for Ricky's knee to the gut. Ricky with a hard right, and another for good measure. Ricky goes for the After Shock[implant DDT], but Bronx counters by holding onto the top rope. Ricky falls to the canvas and hits his head hard. Bronx with a slingshot on Ricky! Bronx follows up with a hangman's neckbreaker! Head scissors follows just to keep Ricky grounded.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx is just wrestling a brilliant match.

King Royce: Yep, and this is why he's our TV Champion, and possibly best champion in the GFWA.

::[Ricky gets free of the head scissors by turning Bronx on to his stomach, and slipping his head free. Ricky then floats over into his own front face lock. Bronx stands up, and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex! Ricky blocks and counters with a gutwrench suplex and floats over for the pin. 1... 2.. kick out! Ricky picks up Bronx and sends him to the ropes. Ricky dropkicks Bronx in the knees!! Ricky grabs Bronx's leg, lifts it up, and drives the knee into the mat! He does it again! Ricky flips Bronx onto his back and grabs both legs. He drives his elbow down onto Bronx's right leg, then wraps his own legs around it. Bronx gets Ricky in a reverse front facelock, but Ricky just releases the leg, and rakes Bronx in the eyes to get free. Ricky grabs Bronx's right leg again and kicks at the back of the knee and hamstring. Leg scissors by Ricky. Bronx makes the ropes, and Ricky releases at the count of four.]::

Randy Boggs: What a strange change in the match. Now Ricky is beating Bronx with mat-based wrestling.

King Royce: Yeah, Ricky can do it, he just chooses not to most of the time, same goes for Bronx a lot of the times too. The WWF popularizes garbage wrestling and everyone has to copy it.

::[Ricky and Bronx both get to their feet. Bronx hobbles around, and Ricky grabs his arm. Ricky with an irish whip, but Bronx reverses. Ricky comes off the ropes, and Bronx goes to drive his knee into Ricky's gut. Ricky flips over, holds onto Bronx's leg, rolls through and gets a single leg crab!! Bronx is quick to try and make the ropes, but Ricky pulls him back to the center of the ring. Bronx has a look of pain on his face, but isn't screaming out. The ref continues to ask if he gives, but Bronx says no each time. Bronx falls flat on the mat and starts to breath heavily. He then goes for the push-up out, but Ricky just jumps onto his back, and locks in the hold tighter! Bronx is still not giving up. Bronx gives it one last shot to make the ropes. He's inching towards the ropes not matter how much more pressure Ricky puts on his leg and lower back. Bronx is just a few inches away. Bronx makes the ropes! The ref counts to four and a half before Ricky releases the hold. Ricky turns and stomps at Bronx's leg. Ricky lifts Bronx to his feet and whips him into the corner. Ricky goes for a dropkick to Bronx's leg, but Bronx lifts it up, and Ricky crotches himself on the ring post! Bronx pulls Ricky up from there and DDTs him! He can't make the cover though.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Ricky really did a job on Bronx's leg.

King Royce: Yeah, but his family jewels aren't feeling to peachy right now.

::[Bronx gets up with help from the ropes, and limps around the ring. Ricky is up, holding his genitals. He then shakes away the pain and kicks Bronx's leg out from under him. Bronx back up and limps around some more. Ricky mocks Bronx, and kicks his leg out again. Ricky then lifts up Bronx to his feet. Ricky bends Bronx's right leg, and drops Bronx's knee across his own. Ricky attempts it again, but Bronx pokes him in the eye. Ricky clears his vision and just catches Bronx's kick attempt. Dragon screw legwhip by Ricky and into the Figure Four Leglock!!! Bronx almost screams out. Bronx falls back on the mat. 1.... 2.. Bronx sits up. Ricky reaches for the ropes for extra leverage! Bronx falls onto his back again. 1... 2... Bronx back up and Ricky releases the ropes. He tells the ref he did nothing. The ref checks on Bronx again and Ricky grabs the ropes again. Bronx facial expressions reveal extra pain but the ref is only concerned with his shoulders on the mat. 1... 2... Bronx sits up again. This time the ref sees Ricky on the ropes, and kicks his hands free. He orders the hold to be released. Ricky does after a four and three-fourths count. Ricky just grabs Bronx's leg and goes for it again. Bronx pushes Ricky off and shoulder-first into the ring post.]::

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, first the neck and now his shoulder. Bronx has multiple targets now.

King Royce: But he'll have to be able to stand to do anything about it.

::[Bronx crawls to the corner, and pulls himself up. Ricky shakes his arm to try and get the pain away. He then charges at Bronx in the corner. Bronx flips Ricky up and over the top rope and onto the ring steps!! Ricky just lies there on the steps, not moving. Bronx falls to the canvas then rolls out of the ring. Bronx limps over to Ricky and pulls him off the steps. Bronx rolls Ricky back into the ring, and climbs in himself. Bronx pulls Ricky to the center of the ring and makes the cover. 1..... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Sweet sassy molassy! How did he kick out after that!?

King Royce: I don't know. I'm just as amazed as you are.

::[Bronx is in shock as well, as are these fans. Bronx picks up Ricky, and whips him into the corner. Bronx walks in and starts to kick Ricky in the ribs. Bronx then goes for his big kick to the face, but he hits Ricky with his injured leg and falls to the canvas. Bronx holds his leg in pain, as Ricky is just being held up in the corner by his arms being on the ropes. Bronx rolls to the ropes, and pulls himself up. Bronx is having trouble standing as Ricky starts to stir in the corner. Ricky looks up and sees Bronx struggling against the ropes. Ricky charges at Bronx, who flips him over the ropes, but Ricky lands on the apron this time. Bronx sets Ricky up to suplex him back into the ring, but Ricky kicks Bronx in the leg, and sulpexes him over the top rope and to the floor! Ricky climbs off the apron, and brings Bronx to his feet. Ricky slams Bronx into the ring steps, causing Bronx to hit his injured leg and flip over the steps, and ram his leg into the guardrail! Ricky walks over, still pretty much out of it, and rolls Bronx into the ring. He rolls in one side himself, and rolls right back out. He grabs Bronx's legs and crotches him on the ring post. Right post Figure Four from Ricky!!!!!]::

Randy Boggs: One of the most devistating moves on the planet!!

King Royce: Too bad this isn't no DQ or Ricky would win the TV Title with this.

::[The ref uses force to break the hold, and Ricky gets all up in his face about it. Ricky climbs back into the ring, and pulls Bronx to his feet. Ricky whips Bronx into the corner. Ricky charges in, but Bronx moves. Ricky stumbles from the corner and Bronx goes for the Bronxdriver[Michinoku Driver], but Ricky flips out and hits the german suplex! 1.... 2..... kick out!! Bronx back up on his knees, and Ricky goes for the After Shock again! Bronx counters with a Northern Lights Suplex! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Ricky quickly back up and clotheslines Bronx back into the corner. Ricky kicks away at Bronx in the corner, before pulling him out and lifting him onto the top turnbuckle. Ricky goes for the butterfly facebuster, but Bronx blocks. Holy shit! Bronx flips Ricky over and off the top turnbuckle and onto the cold, hard, concrete floor!]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter is dead!

King Royce: I wouldn't doubt it, that's a big drop onto concrete.

::[Bronx just sits on the top turnbuckle catching his breath and healing his knee. The ref is checking on Ricky after his second insane fall. Bronx looks down at Ricky, then stands up on the top turnbuckle, keeping his balance by holding onto the ring post. Bronx then stands straight up, and does something he never does, and hits a guillotine legdrop off the top rope and to the outside, using his BAD leg! Bronx rolls around in pain, as the fans love it! The ref is checking on both men, who are completely retarded and in lots and lots of pain. Bronx just jumps into the ring, and lays down holding his leg. The ref begins to count out Hunter. 1.... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... 6..... 7....... 8.... Ricky is on all fours..... 9..... TE.... Ricky jumps back onto the apron and has half his body in the ring. Bronx sits up and can't believe it. Bronx lifts Ricky to his feet, and kicks him in the stomach. Bronx lifts Ricky up for a powerbomb then brings him down in a piledriver! Bronx nails the Byte! He hooks the leg... 1..... 2..... 3!!! Bronx retains his title.]::

Randy Boggs: What a tremendous contest, King! Bronx retains the title once again, but Ricky put up one HELL of an effort.

King Royce: Yes he did, and I would LOVE to see these two go at it once again in the near future. But after they heal up of course.

::["Bow Wow" kicks up, as the ref hands Bronx his TV Title. Bronx leans against the ropes and waves toward the back and True Godds Inc. come down all wearing different colored camaflouge army suits. They get down to ringside, and get in the ring. Bronx holds down Ricky Hunter as Bronx gets tossed a can of spray paint by Tiu. Bronx spray paints TGI on Ricky Hunter's back. He also spray paints TGI over the GFWA lettering in the center of the ring.]::

Bronx: I said there would be a declaration of war, and it is now official. TGI is looking to make a name in the GFWA! Everyone in this building is owned by TGI until further notice! So be prepared for a war!

::["Bow Wow" continues to play as Bronx leads the rest of True Godds, Inc. towards the back with the fans barking. The ref helps Ricky Hunter out of the ring and towards the back, as the fans give him an standing ovation for his effort.]::

Randy Boggs: Just a gutsy performance from Ricky Hunter.

King Royce: So, who's going to face TGI in this "war"?

Randy Boggs: Dunno. I guess Mayhem, Inc. is the only other stable.

King Royce: Yeah, I would suppose so.

::["Until the End of Time" by 2pac kicks up all around the arena. The fans of the GFWA know who's about to be seen, and they don't like them. They start booing like there is no tomorrow. Johnny Street and Jostrodomus come out to the ring. Street walks slow so Jostrodomus can keep up with him on his crutches. Street smirks at the reaction of the crowd, as he always seems to enjoy it. Street helps Joz into the ring, and gets a microphone from the ring announcer. Before speaking, Street runs his hand through his hair, letting all the noise die down.]::

Johnny: You know, earlier tonight, as you saw, desperate old Lou Nattik went to work. He found the Butcher and basically seemed to beg him to make his match with me more extreme. Well, Butch, being the idiot that he is, made it a Hell match, a flaming cage with weapons inside. And for that Butcher, YOU WILL PAY! You will rot in hell! Just like you, Nattik!

::[The crowd starts an "asshole" chant.]::

Johnny: Would you SHUT UP?

::[Huge boos.]::

Johnny: You're calling me an asshole? YOU are the rude bastards, then! Now Lou, this match may seem like a suicidal one to most people who look at it. But when I look at it, I realize who my opponent is. An opponent who has no chance. An opponent who will get weakened and softened up tonight. An opponent who just absolutely, positively, definitely SUCKS! And that is why I am not worried for probably the most dangerous match I've ever been involved in.

::[Johnny hands the microphone to Joz.]::

Jostrodomus: Butcher... you have finally gotten into business you should've avoided. You should NOT have changed a match I made. You should NOT have interfered with what I'm doing here. And you should NOT interfere with my boy, Johnny Street. You see, I already did a favor for Lou Nattik by giving him any sort of one on one match with Johnny, even though he doesn't deserve it. Well, now you just go and give him another favor, making it a different type of match he wanted. What's next? Are you gonna have Johnny's hands tied behind his back? Well, that wouldn't make a difference, because Street is going to go into WrestleClash and absolutely demolish Lou Nattik.

::[BOOOOOO.]::

Jostrodomus: But since Lou got two favors, I figure it's a little handicapped right now. But this isn't a favor to Street, because this won't make a difference in the outcome, Johnny Street will STILL come out on top. Hell match, WrestleClash... special referee.

::[Crowd is shocked, so is Johnny.]::

Jostrodomus: Now that special referee has to be able to call the match right down the middle. He has to be able to make it so the match doesn't get interfered in, so this referee has to be able to hold his own when fighting. Think of all that, and who comes to mind? ME! I will be the special referee at WrestleClash! And that is final...

::[The crowd boos as this new found stipulation. "Until the End of Time" by 2pac starts back up, and the crowd boos some more. Street and Jostrodomus exit via the rampway.]::

Randy Boggs: Joz is going to ref the Street-Nattik Hell match at WrestleClash?

King Royce: I do believe that's what he said.

Randy Boggs: That's just not right. They'll screw Lou out of the match for sure.

King Royce: No they won't. Joz will call it right down the middle.

Randy Boggs: Well, even if he doesn't, The Butcher will make him pay in their match.

King Royce: Oh yeah, the old, crippled guys match. How interesting.

Randy Boggs: You know you can't wait to see it.

::[As they continue to talk it over the cameras cut to the parking lot where we see the "I Kan" Express. The door opens up and out steps Kan. He breathes in the fresh air, and turns to head towards the arena, when someone comes from under the bus and nails Kan in the back with a lead pipe! Kan goes down in a heap and the mysterious man continues on towards the arena. Kan is left lying as we fade to commercial.]::

***** COMMERCIAL BREAK *****

::[We fade back in from commercial, where we see footage of Kan being taken out by some mysterious man before the commercial break. We then open up backstage where Kan is being checked on by the trainers and Denise Lopez is there to report.]::

Denise Lopez: Guys, it seems as if Kan has a concussion, but we won't know until he has further tests done at the hospital. But it definitely means he will not be reffing the main event coming up shortly. Kan was very upset when he came in here, and wants to know who attacked him. We'll keep you posted on this situation. Back to you guys.

::[Before we fade back to the arena, RJ walks into the room.]::

Ronnie Johnson: Hey, Denise. How's it goin'?

Denise Lopez: Uh, good, I suppose.

Ronnie Johnson: So, *sticks mic in her face* everyone wants to know, what was filming that movie like? Did you have any romances while shooting the film? Inquiring minds want to know.

Denise Lopez: Interviewers don't interview interviewers, dumbass. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to call my agent about another movie role.

Ronnie Johnson: Well, thanks for the info. It seems as if she's a little stand-offish on this subject. I'll let you all know more when it becomes available. Back to you guys.

::[RJ has this cheesy-ass smile on his face as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Right, thanks Denise... and RJ, I guess.

King Royce: What a loser man. He sucks.

Randy Boggs: He's just struggling to find his niche in the GFWA, King. Just let him do his thing and eventually he'll fall into place.

King Royce: Yeah at the unemployment line! Haha!

Randy Boggs: Hey, that was pretty funny.

King Royce: Thanks.

Randy Boggs: But enough of these compliments, it's time for our kickass main event!

johnny street[c] VERSUS payne VERSUS the crow VERSUS lou nattik
... non-title four-way extreme rules match ...

::[We get highlights of everything involving these men over the last couple of weeks on the G-Tron and some half-naked women to warm up the crowd again. Then "No Shelter" by Rage Against The Machine" hits and out walks Lou Nattik. He gets a pretty fuckin' huge pop from the fans. He starts down the aisle, stopping once to jaw with a Johnny Street fan. Lou jumps into the ring, and jogs in place and bounces off the ropes. "No Shelter" fades out and "Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine kicks up around the arena as the people all over get up on their feet to boo this hated man. Johnny Street walks out with the GWF World Title in one hand, and the GFWA Junior Title in the other. He slowly walks to the ring, ignoring any remarks he hears about him in the audience. He gets into the ring, and lifts both belts high for all to see. Johnny yells something at the crowd and they all boo as his music fades out. Lou then jumps Johnny from behind and beats him down against the ropes. Lou with an irish whip on Johnny, who holds onto the ropes, and bails to the outside. Lou stays in the ring when "Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails hits. The Crow walks out, still with the blood all over him from the Shawn Springs attack. The Crow slowly makes his way to the ring. Lou just stares down Johnny on the outside, who's keeping his eye on everyone, even the fans[people don't like him much]. The Crow slides into the ring and stands next to Lou, who doesn't pay a lick of attention.]::

Randy Boggs: The Crow and Lou Nattik are standing side by side in the ring, staring holes through Johnny Street right here in front of us.

King Royce: Does that mean they are actually looking at us then? Ya know, since they are staring through Street.

Randy Boggs: Shut up.

::["Dead Souls" fades out and "Pain" by 2pac kicks up. Through the curtains walks Payne. Massive pop for Payne, but a few who just like to be dicks and they boo him. Payne rushes to the ring, and slides in. The ref signals for the bell, and just jumps out of the way. Payne stands next to Lou as well, and stares out at Street. Payne then looks past Lou and at The Crow, who looks back. Payne and The Crow start to circle around Lou. Then Lou blasts out of the ring and nails Street with a suicide dive! That surprises Crow, allowing Payne to clothesline him out of the ring. Payne and The Crow to the outside now. Payne with some rights, then rams Crow's head into the announce table. Lou rolls Street back into the ring, and goes up top. Lou goes off with a cross body and Street dropkicks him in the chest! Street nips up and poses over Lou. Lou grabs Street's leg and takes him down. Ankle lock from Lou! Street flips over and kicks Lou in the face to get free. Street charges at Lou, who takes him down with an armdrag. Street jumps back up and is taken down with another armdrag! Street back up again, and avoids the armdrag by sliding between Lou's legs. Street with a waistlock on Lou. Standing switch by Lou. Lou goes for a german sulpex, but Street blocks. Street throws an elbow, but Lou ducks. Lou goes for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Street blocks again. Street goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Lou counters by just flipping out and onto his feet. Lou kicks Street in the gut. Lou goes for the german again, but Street blocks and rolls forward. Street has Lou's feet, as Lou faces the mat. Street powers Lou up as to hit an inverted powerbomb, but Lou counters, but grabbing onto Street's head to go for a bulldog! Street blocks and attempts a back suplex. Lou flips out and gets Street in a full nelson. Street drops to his ass, and pulls Lou over with his legs. Lou rolls through, and stands up with Street on his shoulders. Street spins and goes for a hurricanranna! Lou blocks and lifts Street back up for a powerbomb. Street just jumps over and gets a sunset flip on Lou. Lou rolls through and grabs Street's legs. Lou goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Street pulls him over and both men jump to their feet and stare each other down, drawing a HUGE reaction from the fans.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Lou and Street are just tearing it up in the ring.

King Royce: Lou, I guess, just brings out the wrestling in Street, because he's never this wrestling-based.

::[Meanwhile, on the outside, Payne rams The Crow into the ring steps. The Crow moves out of the way of Payne's big boot. The Crow chop blocks Payne, and he goes down. The Crow picks up Payne and drops him knee-first onto the ring steps! The Crow goes for a Figure Four on the outside, but Payne pushes The Crow off. The Crow picks up a chair and whacks Payne in the knee as he turns around! The Crow continues to ram the chair into Payne's knee, then places Payne's leg in the chair. The Crow climbs onto the apron, and in the ring, Lou whips Street to the ropes. Street hits The Crow, knocking him off the apron and slamming into the front of the announce table! In the ring, Lou dropkicks Street onto the apron. Street stands up on the apron, and Lou runs to the corner. He springsboards off the middle rope, leaps over the top rope, and takes Street off the apron with a forearm! Payne gets up and leans against the guardrail. Lou picks up Street, and whips him towards the guardrail. Street reverses, and Payne takes Lou's head off with a big boot! Street charges at Payne, who flips him over and into the crowd! Payne limps over and picks up Lou. Payne rolls Lou into the ring, and climbs in himself.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like we're going to get Payne-Lou now.

King Royce: Yeah, and The Crow and Street will continue their small feud with either one of them gets up here on the outside.

::[Payne pounds on Lou in the corner, even tossing in some hard knife-edged chops to make sure the crowd is still watching the match. Payne whips Lou out of the corner, and follows after him. Lou jumps to the middle turnbuckle and jumps over Payne. Nope, Payne catches Lou on his shoulder and goes for a running powerslam. Lou gets free, and pushes Payne to the ropes. Lou bounces off chest-first and backs towards Lou. Lou jumps onto his shoulders, and tries to turn him over. Payne simple falls backwards. Payne clotheslines Lou over the top rope and onto the apron. Payne takes a swing at Lou, who ducks, and pulls Payne's neck down across the top rope. Lou comes back in with a springboard spinning heel kick. Payne rolls out onto the apron, and Lou dropicks him off and into the guardrail. Lou runs to the corner again, and springboards off the middle rope inside the ring. He moonsaults over the top rope and is caught by Payne! Payne rams Lou into the ring post!]::

Randy Boggs: Awesome move from Lou that amounted to more pain for himself.

King Royce: Yep, you don't try those moves on guys bigger than you are.

::[The Crow runs towards the guardrail, and jumps onto it. He runs across it going for Payne. Street, still in the crowd, picks up a chair and heaves it at The Crow, knocking him off the guardrail. Street walks all cocky over to The Crow and rolls him into the ring. Street slides in, and nails The Crow with some hard rights. Street whips The Crow into the corner chest-first. Street runs to the ropes, bounces off and attempts a lariat on The Crow. The Crow ducks and runs to the ropes. He springboards off the middle rope, and takes Street down with a back elbow. The Crow checks his forehead, and blood is indeed pouring out from the thrown chair. The Crow picks up Street and delivers some hard knife-edged chops. The Crow whips Street to the ropes. Street attempts his own back elbow, but The Crow blocks and locks on the Crossface Chicken Wing! Street isn't in a good way. The Crow wraps his legs around him, and Street is really not in a good way. Payne climbs back into the ring, and stomps on The Crow to release the hold. Payne picks up The Crow, but gets two fingers jabbed in his throat. Payne is having trouble breathing as he stumbles back against the ropes. Lou climbs onto the apron, and suplexes Payne out of the ring and to the floor! Lou jumps into the ring, and gets face to face with The Crow. Street gets up and charges at them. Double drop toe hold from Lou and The Crow. They go to the ropes, and dropkick Street on each side of his head!]::

Randy Boggs: Awesome double team moves by The Crow and Lou Nattik.

King Royce: Not bad, not bad at all.... but it won't last.

::[The Crow and Lou lift Street to his feet. They whip him to the ropes, and give him a double back body drop. The Crow whips Street to the ropes. Drop toe hold from The Crow and a DDT from Lou on the way down! Lou with a vertical suplex on Street. The Crow comes off the top rope with a cross body block on the way down! The Crow goes for the cover. 1.... 2... Lou pulls him off. Lou doesn't waste time arguing with The Crow, and hits the Psychoticutter[diamond cutter]!!! 1..... 2....... thre.... Street pulls Lou off at the last second! Lou and Street start to exchange punches in the corner. Street whips Lou out of the corner and to the ropes. Street lowers his head as Lou hangs onto the ropes. Lou charges at Street, as he straightens up. Street ducks Lou's clothesline. Street with a cross body on Lou and they go flying over the top rope! The Crow is still out in the ring, and Payne rolls in. He crawls over and covers The Crow. 1..... 2..... thre.... kick out!!! Payne punches The Crow and covers him again. 1..... 2.... thre.... kick out! Payne punches some more, and covers him again. 1....... 2....... thre... kick out! Payne lifts up The Crow and whips him to the ropes. Big boot from Payne! 1.... 2... Lou who had rammed Street against the guardrail makes the save. Lou whips Payne to the ropes. Payne knocks Lou down with a shoulder block. Payne goes to the ropes and stops as Lou lays on the ground. Payne lifts Lou up and hits a big belly to belly suplex! Street gets to knees on the outside and looks under the ring. Street pulls out a ladder and the fans starts to get really excited.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like Street will be the first to bring out the major weapons.

King Royce: And he knows how to use a ladder. He won the Jr. Title from Sonic Youth in a ladder match.

::[Street holds up the ladder and Lou runs to the ropes. He leaps over and hits a somersault suicida onto the ladder, which knocks Street back against the announce table and almost knocking our announcers out with the ladder. Lou picks up Street and rolls him back into the ring. Lou grabs the ladder and leans it against the ring. Street runs to the ropes and baseball slides through the ladder into Lou, knocking him onto the announce table. Street climbs up the ropes, and stands atop the top rope, while holding onto the ladder. Street leapfrogs the ladder and nails Lou with a guillotine legdrop through the announce table! Holy Shit chants ring out!! Lou and Street are both dead.]::

Randy Boggs: Jesus! They just destroyed each other and our announce table!

King Royce: Damn them, we aren't Spanish!!!!!

::[Inside the ring, Payne pulls the ladder in and rams it into The Crow's face! Payne opens up the ladder and places The Crow inside. Payne ventures to the top turnbuckle. Payne with a big splash onto the ladder and The Crow!! Payne rolls around in massive pain. He finally pulls The Crow out of the ladder and makes the cover. 1..... 2.... kick out! Payne picks up The Crow and puts him in the ladder again. He slides outside and grabs a steel chair. Payne starts to go to town on the ladder with The Crow inside! Street is starting to move on the outside, as Payne lifts up the ladder with The Crow it in, and leans it up in the corner. Payne backs up into the other corner to get a running start. Street climbs to the top turnbuckle. Payne comes charging towards the ladder. Street jumps onto the ladder and rides it down, knocking Payne in the face, and squashing The Crow. All three men are in a bit of pain. Lou finally starts to wake up on the outside and slides into the ring. Johnny Street throws Lou Nattik into the ropes, and nails Lou with a clothesline. The Crow comes up from behind Street, and nails a German suplex! Now the Crow and Lou Nattik are both up and are kicking Street. They both get him onto his knees, and hold him there by his arms. Payne goes to the top rope, and signals for some sort of big move. Payne jumps off and goes for a missile dropkick right at Street's face. Street lowblows both Crow and Nattik, but gets laid out by Payne. Payne covers Street... 1, 2, kickout!]::

Randy Boggs: Almost a victory for Payne.

King Royce: Nah, Street is NOT going to lose this.

::[Payne is up and charges at The Crow and Lou leaning against the ropes. Lou ducks out of the way, and Payne just clotheslines The Crow over the top rope and to the floor. Lou dropkicks Payne out. Street charges at Lou, who gets flipped over and to the outside as well. Lou sets up the ladder in the ring, and starts to climb. Lou is at the top and leaps off. He nails all three men on the outside with a shooting star press!!!!! Holy Shit chant again! Lou rolls back into the ring in pain, when "Take IT" By Insane Clown Posse hits the pa system, the lights go dim and the entrance way is covered in red strobe lights, Sarah walks out first followed by the three thugs. The three thugs then seperate to either side. Lou Nattik is waiting in the ring with his eyes fixed on the entrance way, although a bit out of it from this match. Kriminal then jumps out from the crowd, stopping to steal a chair from the timekeeper. Kriminal slides into the ring and hits Lou Nattik in the back of the head with the steel chair sending him flying to the floor holding his head. Kriminal then stands over Lou Nattik and runs his mouth before jumping out of the ring and heading to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Kriminal just attack Lou, but why?

King Royce: Hell if I know, but I know one thing. I'm not going to tell him not to do it anymore.

::[Payne, The Crow, and Street all climb back into the ring. Payne and The Crow double team Street in the corner, until they get him down. Payne then lifts The Crow up for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb]!! And nails it!!! 1...... 2...... Street is over and pulls Payne off. Street ducks Payne's clothesline, and low blows him! DDT from Street! Rocker[springboard moonsault] from Street!! 1...... 2...... Lou pulls him off. Psychoticutter[diamond cutter] by Lou!!!!!! 1..... 2..... thre.... The Crow breaks it up. Psychoticutter for The Crow!!!!!! 1...... 2...... thre...... Payne breaks it up. Payne and Lou tumble to the outside, where Lou hits the Psychoticutter on him!!! In the ring Street with a low blow to the dazed Crow and small packages him! 1..... 2..... 3!! Street wins!!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Johnny Street has pulled this one out!

King Royce: Told ya he would!

::[Lou jumps back into the ring, and Street nails him with the steel chair! Johnny Street picks up Lou Nattik and throws him out of the ring. Street gets out as well and looks under the ring. He pulls out a dog cage! Quite a large one at that! He stuffs the beaten and bruised Nattik into the cage, and then reaches under the ring again. This time Street pulls out a can of gasoline. Street starts pouring it all over the cage and the man inside it. Finally, when its empty, he gets a microphone.]::

Johnny: You want a hell match? A flaming cage? Well guess what, I won't stop you.

::[Johnny gets a box of matches and lights one. As he does so, the lights turn out, a figure is seen getting out from under the ring. Fighting is going on, with the lights still out. Finally, after about a minute, the lights go back on. Johnny Street is laid out in the middle of the ring. The cage is open, and Lou Nattik is nowhere to be seen. Standing over Street, however, is a man dressed in all black, staring down and pointing. and we fade to black.]::

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