SATURDAY NIGHT RUMBLE
Saturday, April 14th, 2001
Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota

::[The sun is setting, the moon is rising. The cooling night air engulfs you. The camera shows the outside of the Target Center as the words "Earlier Tonight..." come across the screen. The camera then goes to the back parking lot, where a dark figure is shown leaning up against a piller. The camera zooms in to show Ricky Hunter relaxing against the piller with the GFWA Extreme Heavyweight Championship Belt strapped around his waist. Ricky is whistling something as a long, black limo approaches. Ricky stands up straight and focuses on the limo. The back doors open up as Misfit, Jason Corlett, Angelica Dawson, and Chaos step out. Ricky smiles as Misfit approaches. The others keep behind, but not too far away to pounce if Ricky tries something. Misfit walks up to Ricky and looks him dead in the eyes.]::

Misfit: You've got something that belongs to me.

Ricky Hunter: I know I do.

::[Hunter takes off the Extreme title and holds it up.]::

Ricky Hunter: This it?

Misfit: Yes, it is.

Ricky Hunter: Here. Good luck man. You beat Sean, you are a true champion. I don't care what anybody else says.

::[Hunter hands Misfit the Extreme title. Misfit takes it and he has a confused look on his face. Ricky then looks past Misfit and to the others.]::

Ricky Hunter: Jason, Chaos, Angelica....

Chaos: Yeah!?

Ricky Hunter: Good luck tonight.

::[Now all of Mayhem Inc. have confused looks on their faces. Ricky walks away, as Mayhem, Inc. look at each other wondering what Ricky has in store for them. They finally just shrug their shoulders and head towards the arena, as we fade into the GFWA logo. The Saturday Night Rumble opening video starts to play. That lasts several seconds, before we fade into the Target Center. Fireworks shoot off into every direction as the Rumble music blasts throughout the arena. The pyro display lasts several more seconds before coming to an end with a huge explosion from the entrance way. The lights come up as the cameras pan the arena. "Bronx = Ratings", "Misfit is my damn hero!", and "Holy shit balls from Kansas, batman, Syn is unstoppable!" are just some of the signs we see. The cameras stop their panning when the most recognized voices in wrestling today are heard.]::

Randy Boggs: Hello and welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Rumble here on the Playboy Channel! We are coming to you live from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota!! I am Randy Boggs and to my left is Foghorn Leghorn.

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, I say that's splendid son!

Randy Boggs: Well, Fog, tonight is going to be a huge night, with two championships on the line!

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, I say that's going to be great television son!

Randy Boggs: Yes it is. The GFWA Omega Champion, Syn, will take on Ricky Green as some sort of punishment from Max Danger, who Ricky blasted last week at the end of the show.

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, I say a title shot doesn't seem like punishment son!

Randy Boggs: Maybe not, but Syn is one of the more dominate champions the GFWA has seen in awhile. He's been on a real roll as of late. And speaking of rolls, Bronx is just ripping through the competition since capturing the Television Championship a couple of weeks ago from Chris Hunter.

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say....

Randy Boggs: Oh shut the hell up! Jesus, it's "I say, I say, I say" this, and "I say, I say, I say" that. Just stop it, will ya!?

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, I say son, that's just not nice, son!

Randy Boggs: Ah damn it! I didn't want to do this, but I'm going to have to!

::[Randy Boggs reaches under the announce table and pulls off a shotgun. He cocks it and points it at Foghorn Leghorn, who's eye buldge out of his head.]::

Foghorn Leghorn: Well I do declare, son! I say, I say, I say this is just rude.

Randy Boggs: I say, I say, I say it's dinner time.... bitch!

::[Randy Boggs pulls the trigger and the shot rings through the entire arena. A clump of feathers float in the air, as Randy looks over at the lifeless body of cartoon icon, Foghorn Leghorn. Randy is smiling as the GFWA chefs come running down to the ring, getting ready to prepare Foghorn Leghorn for the post-show dinner. They pick up the rooster and haul him off to the back as the fans chant "Randy! Randy! Randy!".]::

Randy Boggs: Thank you, thank you. I do what I can. Now let me introduce the new sidekick for tonight and every night, King Royce! Good to have you here, King!

::[King Royce rises up from the floor and plops into place next to Randy with a smile on his face.]::

King Royce: I say, I say, I..

::[Randy cocks the shotgun again, as King just grins in fright.]::

Randy Boggs: That's better.

::[Randy puts down the shotgun, as sweat pours down King's forehead.]::

Randy Boggs: Now, tonight we also have a big tag team tables match planned. South of the Border have to face off against The Gold Diggerz, and it could prove to be their final match without ever getting their title shot.

King Royce: Yeah, because an injury can occur in a snap if you aren't careful. But these wrestlers won't be careful. They will go all out, because they love this sport and will put their bodies on the line to entertain these fans.

Randy Boggs: We can only hope anyway.

King Royce: *looking down at a piece of paper* Mat wrestling from an extreme man?

Randy Boggs: Oh yeah, the new Extreme Champion, Misfit, will be heading into the squared circle with Chris Hanover for a WRESTLING match. It should be most interesting.

King Royce: I'd say.

Randy Boggs: And just before Easter, we're going to give you all one hell of a main event to talk about with the relatives. Payne and The Crow, opponents last week, team up to take on the Jr. Champion, Johnny Street, and Kan! Should be one awesome bout!

King Royce: Four of the GFWA's best in one ring equals a good time had by all!

Randy Boggs: That's right, and not to be like all the other wrestling shows out there, let's kick this one off with a matchup! A six-man matchup to be exact!

chaos, angelica dawson, jason corlett VS shawn springs, angel, ricky hunter
s i x - m a n t a g t e a m m a t c h

::["Proposition Fuck You" blasts over the PA System, as a group Mayhem Inc. video begins to play. After the immediate boo's from the fans begin to die down Jason Corlett strolls onto the scene looking cockier than ever, and behind him walks Nate. The fans start up the enormous boo's again, but then Angelica Dawson and Chaos appear behind them....boo's get louder. The trio and Nate stroll down to the ring all sporting Mayhem Inc. T-Shirts, and Jason is carrying his Specialty Bat. Half-way down the aisle Jason spots a kid holding a Mayhem Inc. T-Shirt. He takes it and a pen and begins to sign it, but then reconsiders the rips the shirt in half and laughs. The trio and Nate continue to the ring and jump in as the music fades. "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen kicks up on the PA as Ricky Hunter, Shawn Springs, and Angel make their way to the ring. Ricky has a determined snarl upon his face and his eyes stare up coldly at the whole of Mayhem Inc. Ricky, Shawn, and Angel all look towards each other, nod, and slide into the ring. The two teams rush each other and the match is underway.]::

Randy Boggs: And this match is underway!

King Royce: Great observation, Mr. Obvious.

::[The referee commands two members from each team into their corners, leaving Ricky Hunter and Jason Corlett as the starters of each team. The two immediately lock up. Jason Corlett pulls Rick into a headlock but Rick wisely backs into the ropes and the ref breaks it up. Jason Corlett backs off but not before swiftly kicking Ricky in the ribs. Hunter retaliates with a vicious right hand to Jason's face. Ricky follows it with a fury of lefts and rights to Corlett's midsection that leave Jason reeling. Ricky takes a step back and nearly decapitates Corlett with a full-steamed clothesline. Ricky grabs Corlett by the hair and locks him into a front chancery. Corlett seems to be immobile at the moment.]::

Randy Boggs: Great technical wrestling by Ricky Hunter!

King Royce: ...and to think, at one point, I thought he was just a complete idiot...

::[Ricky holds onto the front chancery and brings Corlett down to one knee. Corlett hits Ricky in the side with a hard fist but Ricky holds on tight. Jason gives up on punching and starts to shove Ricky towards Mayhem Inc's corner. He reaches out to his corner and Chaos nearly gets the tag but Ricky sees this and hammers Corlett across the back with a huge forearm. Corlett is down and dazed. Ricky back-pedals toward his corner as Jason tags in Chaos. Ricky tags in Shawn Springs and the two clash. Chaos takes Springs off of his feet with a flying shoulder block. They're both back up and Chaos takes Springs down with a drop toe hold. He follows up with a leg drop to the back of the head. He picks Springs up and whips him into the ropes but he telegraphs the back body drop. Springs jumps and tries for the sunset flip but Chaos is holding his ground. Angel comes into the ring and nails Chaos with a HUGE boot to the face while Springs rolls him up. 1.....2...KICKOUT!]::

Boggs: That was close!

Royce: .........yup.

::[Springs gets up and awaits Chaos. Chaos wearily stands up and is quickly knocked back down with a superkick from Shawn Springs. Springs goes for the cover again but the referee is busy trying to get Angel out of the ring. Springs beckons for the ref to come on but the ref is arguing with Angel. Springs stands up with his hands on his hips and GETS NAILED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY A MISSLE DROPKICK FROM Angelica Dawson! Angelica pulls Chaos over onto Springs and the ref turns around the administer the count. 1....2...KICKOUT by Springs.]::

Boggs: What a sneak attack by Angelica Dawson. She almost ended the match!

Royce: They had better watch out. You can almost never trust a beautiful woman...I know from experience....

Boggs: Please...spare us the details, King.

::[Chaos slowly gets to his head but Springs still seems to be out of it. Chaos stumbles to his corner and tags in Angelica Dawson who hops over the ropes and stalks a fallen Shawn Springs. She waits.....waits...Shawn slowly gets up...and she waits....waits....he's on his feet...turns around...and SMACK! FALLING GRACE RIGHT TO THE FACE! Springs just got his clock cleaned! Angelica rushes over and goes for the cover. 1....2...Angel with the SAVE! The ref tries to coax Angel back into his corner as Angelica pounds her fist in anger. Angelica begins to lay the boots to Springs and she doesn't notice Ricky Hunter who hops down from the apron, walks around the ring, and enters from the side. He's standing right behind her. Ricky grabs her by the hair...front headlock...AFTER SHOCK! Ricky Hunter hits the Aftershock on Angelica Dawson while Angel is still arguing with the ref! Ricky exits the ring and is greeted by Nate. They brawl on the outside while the ref gets Angel into his corner.]::

Boggs: Hunter's team has this match in the bag! All they need is a cover!

::[Jason Corlett comes into the ring just as Springs is about to roll over onto Angelica for a pin attempt. He grabs him from behind and hits the Extreme Impact with the ref's back turned! He places Angelica's arm on Spring's chest and taps the ref on the shoulder. 1.....2.......3! Mayhem Inc wins! Ricky turns from his fight with Nate and shakes his head in disbelief....]::

Royce: MAYHEM INC wins this one, folks.

Boggs: What a match!

::[The trio is celebrateing there win over Springs, Angel, and Hunter. Corlett is handed his specialty bat by Nate and he stands behing the recovering Springs.  As Springs gets up he whacks him over the head with the bat, causeing blood to immediately gush out.  Right away he does the same to Hunter and Angel. Then as he is about to put the bat down he turns and whacks Chaos with the bat! Blood immediately pours from Chao's head as Angelica is shocked.  He looks at her and then slides out of the ring as he walks up the ramp with Nate to a mixed reaction crowd.  Angelica is left in the ring trying to help up Chaos.]::

Randy Boggs: What the hell!?

King Royce: COOL!! Backstabbing rules!

Randy Boggs: But why!?

King Royce: I don't know!

::["Pure Pleasure Seeker" by Moloko starts to play, and out come The Jolly Potter, Abigail Doyle, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince to a large and favourable crowd response. Potter is carrying with him a microphone, and as the group stand on stage, fireworks shoot from the side of it. They walk down to the ring, and their music stops as they settle in. Potter starts to talk, as Laurie T. Ince and Neophytou walk over to the timekeeper's table.]::

Jolly Potter: Max Danger and Jessica Wide-Box. I guess you've had your fun. You brainwashed Star Struck into kidnapping our Jessica and have been playing games ever since. Well, play time is over now. We've had enough of your games. We've been hunting far too much. We've hunted high and low. And it's time the hunt ended. We've chased round half of the country after her. We went on a stake out involving an elaborate plan last week on Rumble to try and get her back. Hell, Neophytou even managed to get her in this past week, only to be mugged and lose her again. So we've decided to take matters into our own hands to get back Jessica. DAMN YOU DANGER, GET YOUR ARSE OUT HERE NOW AND BRING JESSICA, BOTH OF THEM, WITH YOU! Because if you don't...

::[Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince return to the ring, carrying two chairs each. They set them down, and sit on them along with Abigail Doyle and The Jolly Potter.]::

Jolly Potter: ..Because if you don't then we're quite happy sitting here and ruining your show. If you don't hand us our Jessica back we're kidnapping your show and you will lose a hell of a lot of ratings and sponsor money from future broadcasts. So you clayhead, you'd better get your rosy red ass out here, NOW!

::[There is nothing for a time, until "Born of Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine plays, and out rolls Max Danger in his new motorized wheelchair, Garth and Tansji along with Jessica Barrett-Dox forcing the fake Jessica to come down. They all stop on the stage, not getting close to Potter's group, who all remain seated.]::

Max Danger: Potter, just who do you think you are demanding me and holding up the show? You're getting a little too big for yourself. If you're not careful, you'll be fired, in fact, give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you right now!

Jolly Potter: Guess what Danger, I have have two! One, I'm holding up your show and two, it will take a lot of money to pay all of our contracts up in full.

Max Danger: Oh, so I don't have money, eh? But I won't fire you. Your job is safe. But I understand you want your Jessica back, eh?

Abigail Doyle: No shit Sherlock.

Jessica: Who told you to speak you little bitch?

Abigail Doyle: Who's holding your show hostage you stuck up bitch? You get anywhere near here, to stop us and Potter, Neo and Laurie will kick the shit out of you all. Never mess with three big angry men.

Jolly Potter: It's simple. You give back our Jessica and we give you your show back.

Max Danger: OK, OK, you can have your worthless little bitch back, providing you win your match tonight.

Jolly Potter: No problem. We will take on anyone. We'll get back Jessica no problem.

::[Fake Jessica tries to make a run for the ring, but Garth and Tansji hold her back.]::

Max Danger: No problem huh? Well, I now have my show back I guess.

Jolly Potter: You have your show back.

Max Danger: Good, this means I can make whatever match I want. Well, you will have your bitch back if you win. You'll be facing Gods And Monsters, The Phere Brothers, Damian Sloane & Star Struck and Garth & Tansji in a Gauntlet tag team match. And to kick the Gauntlet off, you'll face Gods And Monsters and The Phere Brothers in a four on two match. Good luck gentlemen, I'll think you'll need it.

::[Max and company leave to the back, but for some reason, Potter is smiling despite Abigail's and Laurie's concern.]::

Jolly Potter: Don't worry guys, I had an idea Max would pull a stunt like this. I have a back up plan that is going to be used...

::["Pure Pleasure Seeker" kicks up as Potter hops out of the ring. Abigail and Laurie still have a confused look on their faces. They finally climb out of the ring and head towards the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks like Jolly Potter and Neophytou have a tough hill to climb later tonight.

King Royce: Danger is a genius! There's NO WAY Potter and Neo will get their fake Jessica back.

Randy Boggs: Well, we shall see.

::["Proposition Fuck You" by Methods of Mayhem starts to play as Danger and Jessica stop at the top of the ramp. Through the curtains walks Misfit, Chaos, Jason Corlett, Angelica Dawson, and a big fat bastard. They eye Danger as they walk by, but continue to the ring with the fans booing loudly. They all climb into the ring and the fat man grabs the mic.]::

Fat Man: Not a lot of you know me, but I am the slapnut that doesn't pull any punches and tells everything like it is! I am Sammy Slapnut, and I am the official reporter of Mayhem, Inc. Now bow down to me, and..

::[Misfit takes the mic from him.]::

Misfit: Shut up ya fat bastard! Now, Devon Dunn is the newest signee of the GFWA, and we'd like for him to come out here now!

::[Devon Dunn's music starts to play, and out he walks. The fans don't know what to make of him, and just sit on their hands. Devon climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic of his own.]::

Devon Dunn: It's Dexter, not Devon.

Misfit: Yeah, whatever. It's just great to see another Deuce wrestler now in the GFWA. And we have a great idea. Why don't you join us, the greatest force in GFWA history?

Dexter Dunn: I dunno, I'd have to think about it.

Misfit: Think about it all you want. But you will have to prove yourself.

::[Misfit then leans towards Dexter and whispers something into his ear. Dexter starts to smile.]::

Misfit: Gods and Monsters, get your asses out here now!

::[Gods and Monsters walk out with confusion written on their faces. They talk to one another all the way to the ring. They slide in and stand in front of Misfit.]::

Misfit: You two disappoint me. You were great wrestlers once. But now... now you just suck!

::[Dexter then goes at Gods and Monsters, as Misfit starts to laugh. Gods and Monsters beat down Dexter, when Misfit and the others join in, even Sammy! They beat Dexter to a bloody pulp, as Gods and Monsters look back up to Misfit still confused.]::

Misfit: Oh, don't worry guys. It was all part of the plan. Just like this is!

::[Jason and Chaos take Gods and Monsters down from behind, and all of them start to beat them down. Misfit grabs a chair and blasts them both! Gods and Monsters are down beside Dexter bleeding. Misfit picks up the mic again.]::

Misfit: Dexter...you were never cut out to be in the Deuce and you're for damn sure not cut out to be in the GFWA!  From this point on you're a marked man!  That noise you hear behind you... it's me.  The footsteps in the distance... that's me!  Watch your back Dunn... because you're on the Evil Genius of the GFWA's bad side!!  As for Crow and Bellows... it was because of you fools that disbanded the Deuce for TIW... let's just consider this payback and ain't it a bitch?

::["Proposition Fuck You" hits again, as the fans are booing, and yet cheering Mayhem, Inc. Guess they don't like Dunn or Gods and Monsters either. Mayhem, Inc head towards the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Mayhem, Inc. has just lost two members, or rather kicked two out and turfed one before he was even officially a member!

King Royce: Misfit rules.

Randy Boggs: And guess what?

King Royce: Uh, what?

Randy Boggs: He'll have to come right back out here, because his match is next!

misfit[c h a m p i o n] VS chris hanover
n o n - t i t l e r e g u l a r r u l e s m a t c h

RB: Well we've got one hell of a match coming up here with Misfit versus Chris Hanover. I hope Mayhem Inc., doesn't ruin this match-up, King.

KR: Who cares!?

::['Proposition Fuck You' is being played throughout the arena as Misfit makes his way BACK to the ring. The crowd is booing the hell out of the Extreme Champion as he raises the title proudly in the air as he walks down the ramp. He stops and jabber jaws with an unruly crowd member and then Chris Hanover runs down the ramp quickly and hits Misfit from behind! The crowd starts to cheer as Misfit falls to the floor and gets pummeled with kicks by Hanover!]::

RB: King, Chris Hanover quickly takes control of this match-up by attacking the Extreme Champion from behind!

KR: This match-up hasn't even started! I love this!

::[Chris Hanover picks up Misfit and brings him to the ring and smashes the Extreme Champ's head on the mat before pushing him in. Finally the bell rings for the match to begin. Chris Hanover quickly puts Misfit in a headlock. Misfit struggles to escape and rakes the eyes of Hanover. Hanover jumps back and rubs his eyes for a minute before Misfit pushes him into the ropes. Hanover comes back and Misfit leap frogs and then throws the returning Chris Hanover.]::

RB: Good match-up so far, King.

KR: Um.....riiiight.

::[Misfit gets an armbar on Hanover and the referee checks Hanover. He doesn't give up. He reaches for Misfit's hair and yanks the shit out of it. Misfit lets go and the referee tells Hanover not to do that. Hanover hits northern lights suplex on Misfit and goes for a quick cover.....1...2...THR....KICKOUT! Hanover complains to the referee. Misfit whips Hanover to the ropes but holds onto his arm and quickly hits a violent clothesline which sends Hanover to the mat in a heap. The crowd begins to boo loudly and Misfit soaks it in. The Extreme Champion stomps on Hanover and pulls him up, snap-mares him over, and then rolls through and snaps Hanover's head forward to the mat.]::

RB: Damn! Misfit is punishing Hanover!

KR: What a serious case of whiplash! HA! Chris Hanover looked like a crash test dummy! HA..HA..HA..HA..HA!!!

RB: Jesus, King!

KR: Jesus?! Where?

RB: Back to the match....

::[Misfit stamps and hammers on Hanover a few times before the referee interjects. Misfit backs off and Hanover slowly gets to his feet. Misfit laughs and gets a forearm right to his face by Hanover. This pisses Misfit off! He grabs Hanover and quickly hits the FORBIDDEN ZONE on him and Hanover looks knocked out!]::

RB: Hanover looks out of it!

KR: Well you would too if your face bounced off the mat like that!

::[Misfit hits his finisher, EMPTY POCKETS and goes for the cover...1...2...3!!!! MISFIT WINS!!! The referee hands Misfit his Extreme Title. Finally, Hanover looks to be coming back to reality. Misfit grabs Hanover by the head and starts to punch him repeatedly in the face! The bell is ringing like crazy as the referee tries to pull him off. Misfit pushes the referee down and continues to pummel Chris Hanover!!!]::

RB: King, this is uncalled for! Oh here comes so more referees to break this heinous act up!

KR: Looks like a zebra convention, Randy.

::[A few refs get Misfit away from Hanover. Misfit spits on his fallen opponent and exits the ring holding up his Extreme Title for all the booing fans to see. Misfit walks along side the ramp and heads to the back that way.]::

Randy Boggs: Well, Misfit just proved to Hanover that he is a superior wrestler.

King Royce: And showed him not to mess with a mean old bastard!

::["Alkaholik" by Xzibit blasts over the PA System at the crowd gives another mixed reaction.  "Mr. Extreme's" video plays over the PA System as he walks out with a specialty bat, still dripping with blood.  Behind him is Nate and Nate's girlfriend Serena, and then Rachel.  The four walk down to the ring with guys whistleing at Serena and Rachel.  They jump into the ring as the crowd dies down, Jason is handed a mic.]::

Jason Corlett:  Alright settle down, I'm sure you all want to know why I did what I did.... well probably you don't care as long as I knocked out a guy from Mayhem Inc.  Well no matter how true that is I will explain myself.  I did what I did because Mayhem Inc. hasn't gone as far as I expected.  Sure I won, and Misfit won the Extreme Title but then what?  Knight couldn't defeat Bronx, Dawson lost her first match.  Gods and Monsters already quit.  Being in a joke stable makes you a joke, so consider me OUT of Mayhem Inc.  Now then moving right along....

::[Jason is interupted by the sound of "Propostion Fuck You" and the appearance of Mayhem Inc. on the stage.  Misfit, Knight, his manager Knight-Out, Dawson, and Chaos all line up.  As the must fades Misfit is one the mic.]::

Misfit:  Jason do you know what your doing?  You have just brought the Method, and we're going to bring the Mayhem now.

Jason Corlett:  Oh come on Misfit, you should know better than to come out here, you'll never know what kind of men will attack your asses!

::[Out of nowhere the Tru Godds Inc. theme blasts over the PA System, Mayhem Inc. turns around to see the group running from the backstage area out onto the Ramp! A huge brawl begins out of nowhere.  Corlett steps out of the ring and he and Nate run to the brawl, the girls go around the fight and to the backstage. Jason takes his specialty bat and cracks Chaos over the head for a second time, but then turns and nails one of the Gold Diggerz with his bat as well!  nate cracks the other Digger with a steel chair and then they walks to the backstage area, allowing the rest of the men to brawl.]::

Randy Boggs: What the hell just happened!?

King Royce: Fuck if I know!

Randy Boggs: I mean first Jason turns on his partners in the 6-Man Tag Match, then helps them beat down Gods and Monsters and Dexter Dunn, and now come out with Nate and get into a fight with Mayhem, Inc. and Tru Godds, Inc. A brawl, I might add, that's heading through the crowd... again!

King Royce: Just a minor slip up in continuity, Randy. That or it's all mind games.

Randy Boggs: Whatever it is, I'm confused.

King Royce: It'll all work itself out, just be patient.

::[The scene shifts to the backstage area, in someone's lockerroom everywhere is beer cans, when all of sudden the camera pans out to Sean Jones in layed in a chair clutching half a bottle of Jack Daniels which has leaked all over.  Jones is pretty passed out.  When there is a knock at the door.  A couple seconds pass and there is another knock.  Then someone just comes rolling in and it is none other President Max Danger.]::

Max: If it isn't one thing it's a fucking 'nother!

::[Danger walks over to Sean and starts shaking him.]::

Max: Wake up dumbfuck!  Wake up!!

::[But Sean does not wake up.  He just lays there motionless.  Max smacks Sean, but he just stays passed out.]::

Max: SHIT!!!

::[The scene fades back Boggs and Royce talking.]::

Randy Boggs: Oh boy, Sean Jones is going to be in some major trouble!

King Royce: I'd just like to point to Potter, Jolly and Phytou, Neo.

Randy Boggs: It's all one name!

King Royce: What is?

Randy Boggs: Neophytou.

King Royce: Yeah, whatever. That's just what he wants you to think.

Randy Boggs: Dumbass.

::[The cameras cut backstage where Tru Godds, Inc. are shown walking around backstage. Bronx is in front, while Wyrd is taking up the back. They all round the corner, when Misfit appears from a dark room. He puts his hand over Wyrd's mouth and pulls him into the dark room. TGI continue on, not knowing a thing as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Misfit just abducted Wyrd!

King Royce: Cool.

::[The cameras go backstage again, where TGI come to a stop at the catering table. They quickly notice Wyrd is gone. They start to get really pissed when on the nearby monitor they see him. He's bound and gagged in a chair somewhere in the building. Misfit then bends down into view, then cracks Wyrd over the head with his palm. TGI start to get really pissed and start to form a search party as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Tru Godds, Inc. know Misfit has him now, but don't know where he's keeping him.

King Royce: And I don't think they'll find him either.

Randy Boggs: We'll find out later, because now it's time for the gauntlet match.

jolly potter and neophytou VS gods & monsters, the phere brothers, damien slone & star struck, garth & tansji
t a g t e a m g a u n t l e t m a t c h

::["Pure Pleasure Seeker" by Moloko plays again, and out comes The Jolly Potter, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince. Noticeable by her absence is Abigail Doyle. The three stand on stage as fireworks shoot out from around it, then they make their way to the ring to a sizeable pop. Max Danger, Garth, Tansji and Jessica Barrett-Dox then come out, bringing along fake Jessica with them, and they all come down to ringside. Then "Hells Bells" by AC/DC plays and Gods And Monsters and The Phere Brothers come out together to little crowd response. The Phere Brothers slide into the ring, and Gods And Monsters are about to do the same when sixty two year old Laurie T. Ince takes them both out courtesy of a kendo stick to the back of the head to each of them. Gods And Monsters are out of it before the match even begins. The Phere Brothers run at Potter and Neophytou who both duck. The Pheres run off the far ropes. Chris Phere is met by Potter's boot to his stomach, then Potter nails a Clayhead. Meanwhile, Kyle Phere has been knocked out when he ran into The Blur from Neophytou. Potter and Neo both make the cover. 1... 2... 3... Part one of the Gauntlet is over as soon as it started!]::

Randy Boggs: Holy mother of god! This one is over before it started!

King Royce: Yeah, but there are two more teams left.

::[Potter and Neophytou are calling out Damian Sloane and Star Struck. However, the cameras cut to the back, where Ricky Green is seen standing over a fallen Sloane and Star Struck with a dented steel chair in hand. Green is laughing, and it's obvious Damian and Star Struck won't make it to the ring. The referee counts them out, awarding Potter and Neophytou a count out victory. Garth and Tansji immediately get up from their ringside seats pissed off. Max Danger and Jessica Barrett-Dox are seen somewhat worried now, although fake Jessica is looking the happiest she's been in a month. Garth and Tansji are about to climb into the ring when they are attacked from behind by Papi and Tito, South Of The Border. Potter and Neophytou climb out of the ring they all begin a four on two beating on Garth and Tansji. Meanwhile, Abigail Doyle comes down to ringside with her handbag and carrying a yellow bag. Papi hits Garth with the ring bell. Tito hits Tansji with a trash can. Potter nails Garth with a steel chair and Neophytou canes Tansji with the same kendo stick Laurie used to take out Gods And Monsters. Garth and Tansji are in deep trouble as Max and Jessica look on in horror. Abigail comes over to Tito and Papi and hands them the yellow bag. They look inside and their eyes light up. They pull out four bottles of tequila, put them back and leave to the back. The crowd lets out a large cheer as in the ring Potter hits a Clayhead on Garth. The cover is largely academic and the referee counts to three. Potter and Neophytou win and Garth and Tansji are out of it. Neophytou walks over to Max and Jessica and rather sternly points to the ring. With no backup, Max and Jessica are forced to enter the ring with fake Jessica.]::

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter and Neophytou have done it!!

King Royce: Yeah, like they didn't have a little help!

Randy Boggs: That just proves they have the intelligence to outwit the President.

Jolly Potter: So Maxie baby... you made a promise, you're not a man to break your promises are you?

Max Danger: You bastard. You're in for it now.

Jolly Potter: What you gonna do Maxie? Garth and Tansji can't help you. You said if we won our match tonight we get Jessica back. You can't run because Neophytou will beat two shiny shits out of you. You can't weasel out because I will beat two shiny shits out of you. So hand her over and be a good Maxie.

::[Jessica reluctantly hands over the fake Jessica, who runs straight into Potter's arms.]::

Jolly Potter: Hah, we rule, and that, you executive tart... That is The Potter Promise!

::[Potter and company jump out of the ring to a large pop, finally with the fake Jessica with them again. Max and Jessica Barrett-Dox are clearly pissed inside the ring.]::

Jessica: We'll get you you British bastards. You just wait. You may be smiling now, but soon your smiles will hang on the floor.

Abigail Doyle: Ah screw you bitch! Sorry, all of GFWA already has!

Max Danger: What!?

Jolly Potter: You heard her!

Max Danger: You know what, I've changed my mind.

Jolly Potter: *laughing* We already have our Jessica, dumbass. You can't take her back now.

Max Danger: No, not that. I've changed my mind on something else. *he starts to grin*

Jolly Potter: Oh yeah, what's that?

Max Danger: You're all... FIRED!! Get the hell out of my building and away from my company!!!

::[The arena instantly starts to boo as Potter's jaw drops to the floor. He then starts to boil and hops onto the apron. Garth and Tansji pull him off, and then Neo tries to get into the ring. Danger breaks a cain over his head, as security starts to rush the ring. The boos grow louder as the security force Potter and company to the back, as Danger smiles in the ring. Danger waves goodbye to Potter, as "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine kicks up.]::

Randy Boggs: My god! Danger just fired Jolly Potter and Neophytou!

King Royce: Who's the smart one now?

Randy Boggs: Max is.

King Royce: That's right. You don't start a war with the President, because you can't win.

Randy Boggs: I guess you're right.

::["Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine kicks up as the crowd boos for their Junior Champion. Johnny Street walks out with two belts, GFWA Junior and GWF World. The crowd boos even more as Johnny smirks and struts to the ring. Street rolls in to the ring, raises both belts and enjoys the hate the crowd gives him. He is tossed a microphone.]::

Johnny: As you all know, tonight is my night to shine. I finally get to run with the big boys, and I've got the best of the biggies as my partner. Kan is the man tonight, as well as most other nights. He should be the Global Champion, but I think Jostrodomus has that situation wrapped up pretty well. I won't even get into what I think about it right now. Because I came out here for a different reason, not to talk about my match. I came to talk about Lou Nattik.

::[Crowd pops.]::

Johnny: Save it for when I talk about someone GOOD, like ME!

::{Crowd boos.]::

Johnny: Ah screw all of you! Look, Mr. Lou Nattik is a coward. I haven't seen him try anything for a long time on me, because he's scared. He doesn't wanna be near me, he doesn't wanna anger me, and he doesn't want a match with me. And he thought I was scared... is he not man enough to fight back? I've fought him everywhere but the ring and beaten him, and he had a fair shot every time! Lou Nattik... just a woman!

::["Mic Check" by Rage Against the Machine" kicks up on the PA system and the crowd stares at the entrance in confusion as Lou Nattik comes out through the curtains, sporting a T-Shirt with Johnny's face plastered on it with crosshairs aiming at it. Lou doesn't look too pleased as he pulls a mic of his own from his waist and calls for silence.]::

Lou: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. I'm still here and I've sure as hell not forgotten about what I came here for and you know EXACTLY what that is. You haven't seen me in appear out of the ring in quite some time but there's always a method for my madness.

::[Lou points to his head as if to signify intelligence.]::

Lou: So I advise you to make the right decision, step to to the plate and take me on, man-on-man, nose-to-nose, Nattik-to-bitch. It's about time that we finished what we started......unless that mouth of yours is only used for rambling off bull and eating dog shit tacos?

Johnny: Now hold on there, you bastard! You wanna go with me? One on one? Is that it? You want to finally realize that you can't beat me? Is that all you want? Because I can give it to you! And you will be another one of my victims in my undefeated streak!

Lou: Oh please, spare me the details of your Menjos parties. I'm talking about hardcore brawling and from the looks of you lately, you're hardly up to par. Face it, you're edge is, like, totally gone, Street. You're nothing more than a crooning poet whose starving for a break.

Johnny: You're all talk. You can't back up anything you say. You say I'm not hardcore, well then why don't you prove that you are? Why don't you do something to show that all this trash talk of yours can be backed up? Or are you just another idiot who plays only to the crowd, when the real success comes with the wrestling?

Lou: And THERE you go again. You're not going to worm your way out of this one, Johnny. I can see right through you. You're, once again, trying to get me set up in a match with yet another run-of-the-mill rookie star. Well I've had it with your bull. We are going to finish this once and for all.

Johnny: Fine, you'll just have to see first hand that you don't and never did have a chance against me!

Lou: You remind me of a Green Day song, ya know. What's it called....oh yeah...a "WALKING CONTRADICTION". You say I never had a chance but you've been running this whole time and then, when I turn my back for a few seconds, you come out and boast. If I didn't know better, I'd say that I'm sensing a little....FEAR... I can't blame you though because sometimes, I even scare myself. You'd better be ready for all hell to break loose because I GUARANTEE that I'm going to settle this!

Johnny: You want a shot? You got a shot! Let's do it! Let's settle it! TONIGHT!

::["Until The End of Time" by 2pac kicks up all over the arena...new music again you think to yourselves. Just who the hell is it...Out from the curtains walks Jostrodomus...GFWA Vice President. He walks out on his crutches and hobbles down to the ring. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring. He stands between the two men and starts to talk.]::

Jostrodomus: Hold it right there John Wayne. There ain't going to be no match tonight...There isn't going to be one tomorrow night...WrestleCash 2001...does that ring a bell? No don't respond yet. If it doesn't it soon will...It'll be on that night Lou...Johnny that you to face off in a steel cage match! Two men walk in...one man climbs out.

::[Lou turns to walk out of the ring when Joz takes his crutch...rears back and drops Lou where he stands. Johnny proceeds to stomp away on the knocked out man.]::

Jostrodomus: Lou...you don't fuck with a friend of the Vice President..Butcher...yours is coming...you will soon understand...the GFWA revolves around me...I have the power...The authority...you are a mere bump in the road. And you to will fall, such as young Lou just did. Street...let's get the hell out of here. Corperate Powers now has two members.

::["Until The End of Time" by 2pac starts up again as Johnny Street holds up both of his belts, then kicks Lou Nattik one last time in the gut. Jostrodomus and Johnny leave together as the crowd all over the arena boos.]::

Randy Boggs: It's going to be Johnny Street against Lou Nattick at WrestleClash inside a steel cage!!!

King Royce: Whoo!!

::[The cameras cut backstage again, where Wyrd is shown still bound and gagged to his chair. Pacing around him is Misfit. Misfit stop and punches Wyrd in the face! He paces some more, and punches him again! Blood starts to pour from his mouth, as Misfit punches away some more! Misfit stops to laugh as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Misfit is really letting Wyrd have it, King.

King Royce: He's making him his bitch!

Randy Boggs: That's sick.

King Royce: You're the one who thought of it that way.

Randy Boggs: Shut up.

King Royce: Ok.

Randy Boggs: That was an easy compromise.

King Royce: No, it's just that the Television Title match is next!

bronx[c h a m p i o n] VS colin baird

::["Duck and Run" by 3 Doors Down blasts through out the arena as the camera pans to Bob Stallworth who is in the ring]::

Stallworth: This match is scheduled for 1 fall and it is for the GFWA Television Title, introducing first, the challenger hailing from Washington, D.C., he stands 6'5" and weighs 265 lbs., He is The Superstar, He is Colin Baird!!

::[Colin stands at the entrance way and absorbs the crowd as they cheer him, but it is short lived as Bronx comes out and bulldogs Baird onto the rampway. Bronx gets up and picks up Baird as well and drags him to the ring and tosses him in there and climbs into the ring as well. Bronx runs the ropes and executes a nice leg drop. Bronx gets up and go to one of the turnbuckles and climbs it to the second turnbuckle and starts barking like a dog. The crowd begins barking back, Bronx does it once more, but is interrupted by Colin Baird who powerbombs him off the ropes]::

Boggs: That'll teach him.

Royce: Don't be barking at the bitches.

Boggs: Your a dumbass.

Royce: Boggs you are the dumbass, Bitch is a female dog, bitch.

Boggs: You wanna fight Bitch?

Royce: We got a job to do Bitch.

::[Colin keeps ahold of the legs after the powerbomb and turns Bronx over and has an elevated crab, Bronx screams in pain as Colin lets. Colin pumps up the crowd for a second and goes to pick up Bronx, but Bronx nails him with a low blow and Colin hunches over in pain. Bronx punches Colin right in the face and Colin stumbles back a bit and Bronx immediately nails him with a clothesline over the top ropes. Colin lands with thud. Bronx slips out throught the middle rope (1....) and starts stomping on Colin. (2....3....4) Bronx stops and picks up Colin and throws him over the barricade (5....6....7) Colin gets up and Bronx grabs his head and does a Choker Chain(3/4 Turn Neckbreaker)]::

Boggs: That had to hurt.

Royce: *mumbles* bitch ass suck-up.

Boggs: What did you say?

Royce: Ditch grass means Jack Dupp.

Boggs: What are you smoking?

Royce: Whatever it is it's some good shit.

Boggs: Hook me up brotha! What's his name?

Royce: Who's name?

Boggs: Your dealer.

Royce: His name Chico.

Boggs: Chico and the man?

Royce: Nawww man, this guy rolls up in a low ride Impala.

Boggs: White Chocolate?

Royce: No dude it's a little white kid from the suburbs sold me a dime for $25.

Boggs: Are we supposed to be doing something .

::[Bronx rolls in the ring and rolls out and the ref starts the count again and Bronx goes over and pulls Colin out from the barricade. He hits a Bronxbomb (Powerbomb) He then picks up Colin and throws him the ring. Colin rolls around near the turnbuckle. Bronx steps up to the ring and climbs to the top rope and starts barking and tapping his elbow as the crowd starts barking. Bronx leaps off and hits the flying elbow and goes for the cover hooking the leg. The ref drops down 1....2....thre kickout by Colin]::

Royce: Man this Colin is a bitch.

Boggs: No kidding.

Royce: Shut up bitch.

Boggs: Wha...*interrupted*

Royce: Zip it!

Boggs: Ha...*interrupted*

Royce: Win Zip!

Boggs: Would....*interrupted*

Royce: Zip Lock *Makes the little closing bag with hands*

::[Bronx gets in the ref's face and begins shouting and pushes him. The ref warns Bronx next time he will DQ him, Bronx says the ref should open his eyes. Colin sneaks up and rolls him up for a 2 count. Bronx gets up and starts kicking Colin and delivers a ddt which lands Bronx by Colin's head (aka The Whip) Bronx gets up does a standing splash which gives him a 2 count and nails a Bronxplex (T-Bone Suplex) and follows it up with a with a Bronxlock (Sharpshooter) Colin cries out in pain the ref asks if he wants to quit Colin shakes his head No. Bronx keeps the lock on for about 10 more seconds]::

Boggs: Ruthless.

Royce: So is your wife.

Boggs: What?

Royce: So is your mom.

Boggs: You have the maturity level of an 11 year old.

Royce: A mature 11 year old.

Boggs: Your gay.

Royce: Ok Ricky Hunter.

::[Finally Bronx has had enough he starts stomping away on Colin again. He picks him up whips him into the ropes and hits a nice clothesline which flips Colin onto his back from there Bronx applies the Deathgrip but Colin will not give up. Bronx gets up furiously and hits a Bronxdrive (Michinoko Driver) But gets a 2 count. Bronx gets up and starts barking real loud and bites at the air....the crowd bark back. Bronx picks up Colin and gets him in the powerbomb position and nails a jumping piledriver on the way down. Bronx makes the cover. 1....2....3. Bronx Wins!]::

Boggs: What a performance.

Royce: Not quite like your wife can put on.

Boggs: Shut.

Royce: Look! Ricky Hunter.

::[Ricky Hunter slides into the ring. Both of Colin and Bronx look at Ricky and then look back at each other. They look back at each other, but Ricky hits Bronx with the chair. Colin is starting to smile and then Ricky extends his hand to Colin. Baird looks at the crowed and they are booing and telling him not to shake his hand. Hunter puts his hand out a little farther to get Colin to shake his hand. The crowed is still booing like crazy. Colin looks at the crowd again.]::

Boggs: Don't do it...I think he's gay.

Royce: You are too so shut up.

Boggs: Shut up ass.

Royce: I tapped your wife's ass. By the way look for my special on playboy. The King and Randy's Wife.

::[As he does Hunter lifts the chair and smacks Colin in the back of the head with it. Ricky starts yelling stuff at Colin. Hunter then turns around and is about to walk back to the backstage , but then he sees Bronx still lying there. Hunter looks at the chair and then back at Bronx. Ricky starts to smile and then chuckles. Hunter lifts the cahir and smashes it on Bronx's head. Hunter then lays down the chair in the ring. Hunter picks up Bronx and puts him in a head lock (with his body infront of Hunter) , then Hunter grabs Bronx's tights and then lifts him into the air and spike DDT's Bronx into the chair. Ricky then looks at Colin and he starts to laugh , he does this for a couple of seconds. Then he drags Colin onto Bronx. (Bronx is on his back) , But then Hunter starts to move both men's bodies around. He puts Colin's head down by Bronx's private parts and the same for Bronx , so it looks like they are doing "69". Hunter then slides out of the ring and picks up something from a table at ring side and picks up a mic. Hunter starts to speak.]::

Hunter: Ha Ha....well you all have camera's and now you have proof that Bronx is a gaylord. Now take your little pictures , post them on the internet and you do have the proof that Bronx is gay and we don't want a Gay champion , do we?

::[The crowed starts to boo and take pictures]::

Hunter: Just look at them , I bet that's what they'll do when they go backstage.

::[The crowed starts to laugh]::

Hunter: We don't want a Gay TV Champion do we?

::[The crowed yells out "No".]::

Hunter: Wouldn't you rather have a champion that likes women?

::[The crowed yells "yeah!"]::

Hunter: Well who could that man be that is wanting the TV Title so bad? Chris Hunter? No , he's been TV Champion before and no one liked him. Colin Baird? Nah , he's a homo just like Bronx. That doesn't really leave any one else , now does it?

::[The crowed starts to chant "Hunter , Hunter!"]::

Hunter: No! I told you Chris Hunter sucks!

::[The crowed yells "Ricky , Ricky!"]::

Hunter: Nah , Ricky Green is a dumb lightweight.

::[The crowed yells out "Ricky Hunter!"]::

Hunter: Oh that's right , I forgot about myself. Well since you all want to see me as your TV Champion then I guess , I will have to kick Bronx's ass and take the title away from him. How could I forget myself , I mean I'm number one contender for the TV Title. I can have a shot. No wait , I demand a title Shot! So Bronx don't kiss the title good-bye because no one knows where your "mouth" has been. I'll see you next Saturday! Try to "swallow" that Bronx!

::[Ricky drops the mic and then he holds up what he picked up and then you can see a flash go off. Then you can see the picture come up on the G-Tron and above the picture you can read , "To the Fans" and under the picture you can see , "From Colin and Bronx." The crowed starts to laugh and Hunter drops the camera and picks up the steel chair and walks to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx won again, but Ricky Hunter had some things to say.

King Royce: Yeah, he wants a title shot, and he wants to right away.

Randy Boggs: Well, he sure did make his presence known.

King Royce: He deserves the shot, Randy!

::[The cameras cut backstage where bottles of tequila are shown laying all around someone's locker room. The camera moves towards the back fo the room, where Tito and Papi are shown laughing their asses off at the television. The camera spins around to see what they're watching. It's a historial documentary on World War II and the German concentration camps. Suddenly Tito stops laughing.]::

Tito: Hey, our match is next, essa!

Papi: Aw, yes. Haahaha! Let's go!

::[They jump up and start to stumble around as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: South of the Border looks to be drunk, King.

King Royce: That means easy pickin's for The Gold Diggerz.

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter gave them that, too.

King Royce: Which is another reason he was fired, I'd suspect.

::[The cameras go backstage again, where Misfit is circling Wyrd again. He stops and smacks him in the back of the head. Wyrd is bent over and sptting up blood from the now not gagged mouth. Misfit punches away at Wyrd some more before heading back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: More punishment from Misfit.

King Royce: Oh, Wyrd is NOT going to feel good in the morning.

::[The G-Tron lights up, with the "Earlier Today" logo on it. The Jolly Potter and his group meet up with Ricky Green in the hallway, as they are being escorted from the building.]::

Fake Jessica: Hey Ricky.

Ricky Green: Hey.

Fake Jessica: I really appreciated your help tonight.

Ricky Green: No problem. Anything to piss off Max Danger. We may not all be friends, but we have the same enemy, so that brought us together. That of course, and...

Jolly Potter: Yeah, as agreed...

::[Abigail reaches into her hand bag and pulls out the large brown envelope.]::

 Jolly Potter: Here is your $50,000 in brand new cash.

Ricky Green: Pleasure doing business... and pleasure.

Jolly Potter: That may be, but remember, you may need us sometime too you know...

::[Potter and his group are lead out of the room, as Ricky looks on. We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Why'd Potter give Green money on the way out?

King Royce: Because he, Ricky that is, helped Potter eariler.

Randy Boggs: And it all lead to him being fired.

King Royce: Exactly, which means it was money not well spent!

the gold diggerz VS south of the border
t a g t e a m t a b l e s m a t c h

::[The camera shifts to the crowd where you think you spot Neo and Jolly Potter, but the camera shifts too fast for you to make up your mind. "Rollin, Rollin, Rollin" echos in the air as Ice and Frostie step from the back to a barage of claps and  yells. They smile and trot down the aisle to the ring. They jump in and try to create as much havick as possible.  They climb the ropes, telling everyone they are ready." Come out and Play" by offspring hits the speakers and out comes a stumbling Tito of South of the Border. He starts to fall but catches himself. The crowd slowly gets quiet as the look at the wrestler confused and wondering what he is doing. Tito actually sits down and holds his head. The song fades and "One more Time" by Darf Punk comes on. The crowd starts to cheer again as Papi comes out running. He trips right over his partner and gets up laughing. He pulls up his partner and they both start walking...more like stumbling down the aisle. "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine hits the speakers as Max Danger comes out. He is smiling and there is a mix of boos and cheers. He has a mic in his hand and gets ready to talk, but out of the crowd comes Neo and Jolly Potter, back for revenge! They both charge with a closeline and Danger ducks. Max drops his mic ready to fight as Neo and Potter stop just before the curtain. Out of the curtain comes, the Devilz Darkside!! Neo and Jolly don't see them! They begin to charge but they are caught by the Darkside!!! Devilz Messenger grabs Neo and Powerbombs him with authority! Hellz Angel nails a sidewalk slam on Potter. Security is out to collect Potter and Neo and Devilz Darkside stroll down to Danger who now has a big grin on his face. He picks up his mic.]::

Max Danger: See? I knew these guys were good for something!

::[The crowd explodes in boos and cheers...more boos.]::

Max Danger: But this is no considence. You see the Devilz Darkside are going to be helping commintary for this wonderful tag team match we have going on.

::[The ignites the crowd and everyone is cheering now. "Darkside Rocks" signs are waved..along with "Japan Air will return!". Max smiles pats Hellz Angel and the back and hands him the mic. "Highway to Hell" by acdc hits the speakers and they make their way to the announcers table. Boggs is going crazy he is callling fore security and Royce is just smiling. Hellz Angel takes and seat next to Boggs, and Messenger takes one between King and Boggs, completely surrounding him. Randy swallows hard and then starts to talk.]::

Boggs: So how did you guys pull this one off?!

Hellz Angel: You know us, we have our ways.

Devilz Messenger: But lets talk about more important things. We were told to talk about this match, so we are.

King: Right you are! Now lets get to this match. The number one contenders for the Tag Team titles South of the Border vs the Gold Diggerz! What scares me is that South of the Border doesn't look like they are ready to fight.

::[The camera flashes to the ring. Tito appears to be playing peak a boo with the crowd. What is even scarier is that some are playing back! Papi taps him on the shoulder and smiles the drunk goofy smile. Tito turns around and they give eachother five and then try to be serious as they stare at Ice and Frostie. The sight of those two makes both of them laugh. Frostie and Ice take this personally and start to leave their corner but the ref holds them back and reminds them that the bells hasn't rung yet. The camera stays on the ring as the boggs starts to talk.]::

Boggs: I don't think the Gold Diggerz liked that very much.

Hellz Angel: What are you saying you take getting laughed at well?

Boggs: Know I was just...

Devilz Messenger: Well you should, it happens enough.

Boggs: Hey that insulting!

Hellz Angel: No, really? Now you know how Frostie and Ice feel.

Boggs: Point taken.

King: Now to get back on the subject the bell is about ready to ring so lets go over this match really quickly. This is a tables match. Both members of the team have to be put through the tables consecutively. Therefore this could be a long match with many table shots!

::[The bell rings at the end of that sentence and Tito is the first out with Frostie. Tito trips himself and falls on the mat laughing. Ice looks at the crowd and shrugs his shoulder. Tito stands up and Frostie stands right in front oh him. He takes his finger and pushes it on the chest of Tito...who goes toppling over to the mat. Frostie turns and looks at the ref who shurgs his shoulders. Frostie laughs  and picks up Tito. Tito looks up and pokes Frostie in the eyes! Frostie stumbles back and tito charges and nails a close line that some how knocks him down too. He gets up laughing and then is nailed by a foot sweep from frostie, sending him right back down to the mat. Tito rolls out of the ring and starts clapping hands with the fans outside who are cheering for him. Frostie looks baffold. He came for a match not a three ring circus. Some one splashes Tito in the face with some water and it seems to revive him for alittle bit. He shakes his head and renters the ring.]::

Boggs: That fan might have just saved Tito!

Hellz Angel: Yea, unfortunately.

::[Tito climbs in the ring like he means business but begins to laugh again. Frostie is sick of this and charges Tito, who ducks the close line and turns around. He catches Frostie on the bounch back and goes for the chockeslam.He holds up Frostie, who counters by kicking him in the stomach . Tito releases the hold and looks sick for a moment giving Frostie time to set up a Powerbomb! Tito hits the mat hard and starts to rub his head. He is mad, the innocent mad that involves into rage. Frostie starts to laugh and Tito stands up, obviously pissed like a school boy whos wrestling match has suddenly turned serious. He starts punching at Frostie...he connects with a few but it isn't enough as Frostie grabs his arm out of mid air and tosses him to the corner where he nails a bronco buster! He raises up Tito to the top of the ropes and starts to punch away. Hellz Angel jumps up from the annoucner bench and grabs a table from out under the mat. He sets it up infront of Frostie, who smiles.]::

Boggs: Can he do that!

King: I think he just did!

Messenger: Even if he couldn't, who is going to stop him, you?

Boggs: Nope, no way.

Messenger: That's what I thought.

::[Frostie picks up Tito and tosses him through the table! The crowd goes nuts as they watch tito roll around. Hellz Angel picks him up and tosses him aside and then immediately sets up another table. Frostie looks at him sort of confused. Hellz Angel just smiles and points behind him. Frostie turns around and Papi nails Frostie sending him through the table. HOLY SHIT is heard through the crowd and Papi can't keep his balance on the top ropes and falls on top of Frostie who stands up and tries to shake himself off. He grabs papi and starts ramming his head into the side of the ring. Hellz Angel returns to the announcers table, not interested in fighting right now. Devilz Messenger stands up, obvioulsy it is his turn to cause some havick. He grabs four tables. He sets up one and then another on top. Angel stands up and climbs in the ring. Outside of the ring however Frostie is joined by Ice as they double team Papi. Papi ins't in the mood of this and starts throwing punches left! and right, one good one connects with Frostie and sends him to the floor hard. Ice grabs Papi and throws him in the ring, he rolls to a stop at Hellz Angel's feet. Angel picks him up, walks to the end of the ring and tosses him onto Ice! He smacks his hands and returns back to the table work. They now have three tables stacked on eachother! And a forth is going up! Back outside the ring Ice stands and shakes himself up and charges into the ring with Tito finally gets his act together and climbs in aswell. Ice grabs a chair in the process and nails Angel up side the head. Angel staggers back not expecting this blow. Ice drops the chair and is egging on Angel. Tito picks up the chair and nails Ice from the back! Tito nods his head as if he has done a job well done. Papi climbs to the side and the make the tag. Frostie is back in, after setting up a table of his own on the side, and makes the official tag with Ice who is hurting from his chair shot. Devilz Messenger finishes setting up his fourth and final table as he climbs down and out of the ring. Hellz Angel rolls out and they both head for the commentators table. The reach it just as Ice sends Papi through the table that Frostie set up!]::

King: All we need now is for Tito to go through a table and this thing is over.

Boggs: But Tito already went through a table!

Angel: Yes but they have to go through one right after eachother.

Messenger: Weren't you paying attention?

Boggs: Well yes but... Angel: No buts....

::[Ice stands at the edge of the ring laughing at papi. Tito stumbles into the ring and charges at Ice. A big spear by Tito! It catches Ice off guard, but Frostie is quick to react and has Tito in a head lock. Ice starts to punch away at Tito. Suddenly Hellz Angel flies in through the ring and nails Frosite from behind. Papi is in at the same time and nails Ice. The Gold Diggerz hit the mat as well as Tito. Hellz Angel nails Papi with a quick left sending him to the mat too. The crowd boos and Angel shurgs his shoulders and exits the ring. Papi is up first, which is surprising as he picks up Ice and sends him to the ropes on the other side. He tries to charge but trips himself. Ice then trips over him sending him sumersaulting across the mat and landing hard on Frostie who still lays still from Hellz Angel's shot. Ice stands and rolls his partner out of the ring. After doing so he starts to walk towards papi but is tripped up by Tito who has gained some composure and seems ready! to fight. Ice seems happy at this and they lock up. Ice sends him to the rops. Tito ducks the punch and then has to leaps over Papi who still on the ground. He stops himself on the ropes and picks up his partner and rolls him out of the ring. The four tables are stacked on eachother, just waiting to be used, not to mention two more set up on other sides of the ring. Tito and Ice stare eachother down. Suddenly Tito slumps to the ground and shakes his head. The alcohol hasn't worn off yet....and Ice takes advantage as he kness tito in the head. Tito hits the ground. Ice stands him up and sends him through a table! The bell rings!]::

Boggs: The Gold Diggerz have done it! They have upset South of the Border.

King: Wow this is a shock!

Angel: Okay now to have our fun.

Boggs: What do you mean by fun?!

::[Hellz Angel heads to the ring while Devilz Messenger picks up Frostie on the outside of the ring. He throws them in and then heads to his tables.  Hellz Angel picks up  Frostie and throws him to  Ice who catches him and holds him up. Angel points to Devilz Messenger who seems to be pouring gasoline on the tables! He lights a match and they start to burn! Four tables burning. Ice doesn't know how to react. Devilz Messenger joins his brother as the light dim and the focus is on Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger who stand right infront of the inferno. They laugh to themselfs as Ice and Frostie don't seem to happy to see them. Two figures move through the crowd. The titan tron zeros in on them as they make their way to the ring slowly. They are dressed in black and have masks on. They climb into the ring and stand infront of Ice and Frostie. Then they both nail round houses on the Gold Diggerz. They then turn back to Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel who are more curious than anyth! ing. The fire blazes as the two mysterious wrestlers move forward hands extended. Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger shurg and out stretch their hands. With lighting moves the two in black preform high kicks that send Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel out of the ring and through the tables!!! HOLY SHIT, rings through the air as Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel roll off and roll to get rid of the flames. The flames on their bodies stop and they lay motionless. The fine on the tables still rage as the attention turns back to the ring where you see both men standing perfectly still, wide smiles. They both raises their hands at the same time and reveal themselves.....Jubei and Kensi!!! JAPAN AIR! JAPAN AIR IS BACK! Another HOLY SHIT, ring through the crowd.]::

Randy Boggs: Japan Air is fuckin' back, King!!

King Royce: Damn it! Damn it all to hell!!!

Randy Boggs: This is so great!!

King Royce: FUUUUCK!!!

::[Japan Air continue to soak in the cheers as the cameras cut backstage. Misfit is shown punching Wyrd some more. Wyrd is almost unconscious as Misfit beats on him. We fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Misfit is just killing Wyrd.

King Royce: Who cares, Japan Air is back and it sucks!

Randy Boggs: It's awesome, King! Devilz Darkside run at the top is now over! Japan Air is back to claim what's theirs!

King Royce: They don't have anything of theirs! Japan Air is out to STEAL Devilz Darkside's belts!

Randy Boggs: Oh, like they didn't steal Kensi's!

King Royce: No, they were rewarded the title from Danger! They were the official champs!

Randy Boggs: Whatever.

::[Max Winters is seen standing in the ring.  He is holding a mic, but constantly looks at his watch, waiting impatiently for someone.  All of a sudden, "Getcha Groove On" by Limp bizkit blasts through the arena. Max looks at the aisle relieved, as the arena goes black.  Two green spotlights shine down on the entrance.  Then, Ricky jumps out from the entrance to the top of the ramp.  He has on a green bandana with "Elite Killa" written around it.  He has a black tank top and blue baggy jeans on.  He stands on the top of the ramp, looking back and forth through the crowd.  He himself is amazed at his reception.  After coming out to boos, and death threats the fans seem to be coming around.  After a moment, he begins to walk down the ramp, and hops over the top rope into the ring. He walks up to Max, Max puts out the mic.  But Ricky walks right by Max and heads to the corner, he raises up both of his arms in a "Stone Cold" kind've style.  After a few moments, he goes back to the center of the ring, where Max is waiting for him.]::

Max: What an ovation for you Ricky, How does it feel to have the fans back on your side?

Ricky: Huh?? what did ya say?

Max: I said...

Ricky: I know what ya said....but you gota get one thing straight.  These fans aren't on my side.  They just enjoyed that little spectacle I pulled last week in which I left Max Danger unconscience laying face first on the ground.

Max: So then, why did you do it?

Ricky: What do ya think?  Weren't you at Danger Zone.  The barage of lyrical smackdown that was laied upon me by Max Danger, especially after I dismantled him in the actual Danger Zone back in late 2000.  The audacity of him, thinkin' just because he's prez, he's someone got more right to talk illgotten thrash. All I see now is a crippled old, has-been.  And I'm pretty much sick of all of his Bullsh*t.  Max was runnin' this company the only way he knows how....Like a Jackass.

::[The fans explode, Ricky is stunned for a second but then continues.]::

Ricky: What max fails to realize is that, there's a lot of guys in the back that are in the same predicament I am in.  The fact, that at any moments notice, as soon as a chance arises.  Max will be out.  Max...I know you can hear me..and I know that you know exactly what I'm talking about...why else would you enlist the help of second rate body guards that can't even protect you from an "X-pac type draw" like myself.  I'm sure your laying in some hospital bed now, healing, so I guess that means I'll just have to take out my frustration about you, on the Former Omega Champion, Syn.

Max: Huh?...Syn is the Current Omega Champion.

Ricky: Max, your really as dumb as you look aren't you?  Tonight, isn't the match signed...Me Vs Syn, Omega Championship.

Max: Yeah.

Ricky: Well then, that means he is a Former Champion.  I'm just announcing it before the match begins.  It's not possible for me to lose tonight.  Syn is nothing but an Up-and Cumming Hot-Shot wannabe.  And I stress, "Cumming".  I garantee that tonight I will be walking out as the Omega Champion.

Max: You've apparently made many enemies as of late, look back at last week in which you lost to JJ $tudd.

Ricky: You know Max, on a regular day, I'd probably slaughter you just for that wise-ass remark.  However, I ain't ashamed to say that I lost to JJ, because, a loss, is always better then a tainted win.  I was in charge last week, and if it wasn't for that asshole Starstruck.  I would've been victorious last week.  This week, I will be watchin' my back, and ensure that the same mistake will not be repeated.

Max: Good luck, but Starstruck is one of Max's men, Max does have others, are you sure they will not be a factor tonight?

Ricky: If max ever wants to walk again, I'd advise him to keep his goons away tonight, or it will be vbery unfortunate for Max as well as the goons....

Max: Alright Ricky, good luck tonight.

Ricky: Luck?? Who needs luck??

::["Getcha Groove On" By Limp Bizkit begins to once more, as the lights go dim again, and the greenspotlights focus on Ricky in the ring, who is appealing to the crowd. He continues to play to the crowd as he heads to the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Some words from the could-be Omega Champion.

King Royce: He's so full of shit, it isn't even funny.

Randy Boggs: How so?

King Royce: He just is!

Randy Boggs: Were you even paying attention to the interview?

King Royce: Nope. But that doesn't matter. All these are the same. So I say he's full of SHIT!

Randy Boggs: Ok, whatever.

::[The scene shows paramedics taking Sean Jones into the back of an ambulance, as they put him in the lights begin to flash and the paramedics shut the door and speed off.]::

Boggs: I'm receiving word that Sean Jones is being transported to the emergency room at a nearby hospital?

Royce: Don't Drink and Drive!

Boggs: Whatever.

::[The scene fades back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: I wonder who called the ambulance?

King Royce: Your mom!

Randy Boggs: You aren't even trying anymore.

King Royce: I know, and I apologize.

syn[c h a m p i o n] VS ricky green
o m e g a c h a m p i o n s h i p m a t c h

::[Ricky Green's music hits the arena, and the crowd goes wild. Ricky runs to the ring full speed, slides in, and perches himself on the top rope. The music stops and "God of Mind" by Disturbed blares through the arena as Syn makes his way through the curtain. He holds the Omega title above his head as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. He throws the belt over his shoulder, and rushes the ring.]::

Royce: Looks like they can't wait any longer for this match to start!

Boggs: We're under way in this highly anticipated matchup.

::[As Syn tries to get into the ring Ricky pounces on him with kicks and punches, sending Syn into the corner. Ricky chops Syn in the chest as the crowd screams "WHOOO!".]::

Royce: We should call Ricky the "Elite Chopper"!

Boggs: Right now Ricky is dominating Syn.

Royce: Just like that fat girl dominates you on your off days, and you pay her for it!

Boggs: That's my personal business. I'd rather not discuss it. Besides, she's not fat...she's big boned!

::[Ricky whips Syn against the ropes and hits him with a clothesline from hell. Syn flips backwards against the ropes and bounces back towards Ricky. Another clothesline! Syn flips over the ropes and lands hard on the concrete.]::

Royce: He landed as flat as a pancake.

Boggs: Mmmm...pancakes!

Royce: When your tied up by that fat girl, I bet all you can think about is cheesecake!

::[Ricky climbs the turnbuckle facing a motionless Syn. He raises his arms in the air and dives towards Syn. Syn rolls out of the way, and Ricky smacks the concrete with a thud. Syn grabs Ricky and throws him against the Hungarian announcers table! The announcers spit out their vegimite sandwich and curse at the wrestlers in Hungarian.]::

Boggs: What were they saying?

Royce: Allow me to translate. They said your fat girl's cheesecake is a delicacy in their homeland, and they would gladly pay her Tuesday for some cheesecake today!

Boggs: That's disgusting!

Royce: Oh, and you putting your face in a fat pig's milkers makes you chock full of class!

Boggs: Just call the match, okay?

::[Syn grabs Ricky off the ground, and suplexes him through the Hungarian announcer's table! The table collapses, and Syn pulls Ricky off of the table, and throws him back into the ring. Syn gets on the top rope, and nails Ricky with a big elbow. He makes the cover. 1...2..kick out. Syn picks Ricky up, and whips him against the ropes. He sets up for the Syn Bomb, but Ricky counters with a Twist of Fate! Both men are down! The ref starts to counts 1..2...3...4...5..Syn rolls to the ropes and Ricky climbs to his feet. Ricky puts the boots to Syn, and sets him up in the corner. Ricky goes to the other side of the ring, climbs the turnbuckle...Van Daminator!!! Green goes for the cover. 1....2...thr...Syn got his foot on the ropes!]::

Royce: How the hell did Syn manage to get his foot on the ropes?

Boggs: Because Syn is a champion, and fights like one everyday!

::[Suddenly, "Tatooed Bruise" by Double Drive starts to blare through the arena, and J.J. $tudd enters the aisle with a barrage of boos, as he smiles and heads towards the announcer's table.]::

Boggs: Looks like we have some company.

Royce: Bad company, that's what $tudd is.

::[J.J. grabs a headset and sits next to Royce.]::

J.J.: I'm here to save this snoozer of a match, and save this snoozer play by play by you two morons.

Royce: What? This match is incredibly exciting! Not like any of your boring interviews that put the world to sleep.

J.J.: I don't like your tone of voice, Royce. More than that, I don't like you.

Royce: Feeling's mutual.

Boggs: Gentlemen, let's be civilized and pay attenion to this match.

J.J.: How can I? I should be in this match, and everyone knows it..even you Royce.

Royce: Well you're not..too bad.

J.J.: You're biting off way more that you can chew.

Royce: (mumbling) Ask your mother..

J.J.: What the f*ck did you just say???

Royce: Ummm...I said Syn's going for the cover!

::[The camera pans back to the match, where Syn hooks Ricky's leg. 1...2..kick out! Syn turns Ricky over...Syn Stretch!! Ricky is screaming in agony! The ref asks Ricky to quit, but Ricky refuses. Syn lifts up hard on Ricky's neck and Ricky howls i desperation. Ricky looks like he's ready to tap out, but Ricky claws his way towards the ropes.]::

Boggs: Ricky is hanging in there!

J.J.: That's because Syn is a weak piece of sh*t.

Royce: He beat the tar out of you two weeks ago!

J.J.: That's it...you've exceeded my tolerance level. You must pay..with intrest.

Royce: If you lay one hand on me..

J.J.: How about a foot?

::[J.J. stands up and superkicks Royce right in the face! Royce gies down hard, and Boggs stands up in amazement.]::

Boggs: Please! It's not Royce's fault. He was born an a$$hole!

J.J.: And it's not my fault that you're guilty by association!

::[J.J. tries to grab Boggs, but Boggs scampers away, and out of J.J's reach. J.J. picks up Royce and superkicks him over the barricade behind him!]::

J.J.: Now that he's "tied up" right now...wait! Boggs, you should know all about that! Let's get back to this match that I deserve to be in. Hey, what's stopping me from going in this match, anyway?

::[Ricky grabs the ropes to break the hold, but Syn won't let go. J.J. rushes the ring and stomps on Syn! The ref tries to get in the middle of J.J., but Ricky gets up and kicks J.J. from behind. J.J. smacks into the ref and the ref goes down hard in the corner. Ricky picks Syn up and whips him against the ropes...sitout powerbomb! Ricky goes for the cover, but the ref is out cold in the corner. Ricky goes to revive the ref, as J.J. climbs the turnbuckle. Ricky turns around, and J.J. nails him with a missile dropkick! Ricky goes down hard and Syn rolls over on top of him. The referee slowly crawls to the middle of the ring and makes the count. 1...........2...........3..no! J.J. dives on top of both of them and breaks up the count! All three of them pummel each other all over the ring, when Star Struck rushes the ring out of nowhere! J.J. is pounding on Syn while Ricky is pounding on J.J. Starstruck grabs a chair right out of Boggs' behind, and Biggs falls to the floor. Star Struck slides into the ring, and swings at J.J.! J.J. ducks and Star Struck hits Syn right in the face! The impact sends Syn flying into Ricky, knocking them both to the ground. As Syn and Ricky are laid out side by side next to each other, Syn puts his hand on Ricky's shoulder, and Ricky puts his hand on Syn's shoulder. J.J. spears Star Struck in the corner as the ref counts Syn and Ricky's shoulder's down. 1....2........3!!!! The bell sounds as J.J. is pummeling Star Struck in the corner. J.J. hears the bell and runs towards the ref, asking who won. The ref grabs Ricky's hand and raises it in the air!!! J.J. goes crazy and gets in the ref's face.]::

Boggs: Ricky Green wins!!!

The ref goes over to Syn...and raises his hand!!! J.J. goes even more crazy and pushes the ref into the corner.

Boggs: Syn wins!!! Wait...who won?

::[The ref is pushed into the corner getting berated by J.J., when "Proposistion F*ck You" hits the arena and Misfit rushes the ring. He turns J.J. around, and whacks him with a laptop computer!! Misfit grabs the microphone and in J.J.'s face as J.J. is reeling in pain.]::

Misfit: Missing something, J.J.?

::[The crowd goes wild as Misfit exits the ring and the ref runs over to Syn and Ricky who are now atanding toe to toe. The ref raises both of their hands!!!]::

Boggs: The match is a draw! What a great match!

Royce is helped back to his seat and grabs his headset.

Royce: Too bad that poor excuse for a wrestler J.J. had to ruin it!

::[Syn is handed the Omega title, and Green kicks the ropes in disgust. Syn leaves the ring and stares at Ricky still in the ring.]::

Boggs: Looks like those two will be doing this again very soon.

Royce: Not soon enough for me!

::[The cameras cut backstage where Misfit is shown standing behind a beaten and bloodied Wyrd talking on the phone.]::

Misfit: I've grown bored of this nonsense. He's all your's, just be here soon. Later.

::[Misfit puts the phone down and kneels down next to Wyrd.]::

Misfit: You're going to be going to a better place, Wyrd.

::[Misfit starts laugh as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Who was Misfit talking to?

King Royce: Shit, I dunno, but not me.

::[The cameras cut backstage where the returning Denise Lopez is standing next to a sitting Max Danger.]::

Denise Lopez: I'm here with Max Danger. President...

Max Danger: You're looking good Denise. How was the movie?

Denise Lopez: Thank you. It was great.

Max Danger: Yeah, well I have a few things to get off my chest. Ricky Green and Syn just had one hell of a match. So at WrestleClash it'll be Syn vs. Ricky Green vs. J.J. $tudd for the Omega Title.

Denise Lopez: Sounds like an awesome bout.

Max Danger: It is. And Jolly Potter and Neophytou. I want you both to show up next week for Rumble. I have something for you.

Denise Lopez: Do you know who sent Sean Jones to the hospital?

Max Danger: I had him put into a rehab center. That boy needs help.

Denise Lopez: Also, I hear you have something on Dexter's condition?

Max Danger: That's right. And later this week I will be showing footage of my visit to the Vancouver hospital where Dexter was. He is now out of the place, and I have some footage of that as well. Just stay tuned to GFWA television throughout the week.

Denise Lopez: Thank you Max and back to you guys.

::[Max wheels off, as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Thank you Denise.

King Royce: Main Event! Main Event!

Randy Boggs: Just hold your horses, King. It's NEXT!

payne and the crow VS kan and johnny street[c h a m p i o n]
r e g u l a r r u l e s t a g t e a m m a t c h

Randy Boggs:  And now ladies and gentlemen, for our mainevent...It should be a good one, it pits The Crow and Payne against "Rockin" Johnny Street and Kan.  King lately there has been some heat building up between Kan and Payne, as well as The Crow and Street.  This match should be just explosive.....

King Royce:  Your right Randy, and thank God, Kan had the good sense to stop that poor excuse for a match that Crow, and Payne were putting us through...Those two idiots call that wrestling?  We're all just lucky that Kan was there to do us a public service!  He should get a medal, or at the very least the keys to the city of Minneapolis....Not that, that would be much....

Randy Boggs:  Ohhhhh...Puhleeeease....

::["Wake up" begins to play.  "Rockin" Johnny Street starts down the ramp showered in boos.  Johnny moves very slowly down the ramp, staring at the fans, drinking in the hateful atmosphere.  A fan chucks a soda at him, it misses but Johnny is not happy.  He stares at the fan, raises a warning eye brow, and mutters an obsenity.  Johnny continues towards the ring, finally sliding under the ring ropes...."Prince Charming" blasts now, and we see Kan begin his descent towards the ring.  He's being booed, and pelted with garbage as he makes his way to ringside.  He stops outside the ring, and stares at Street, who just shrugs his shoulders.  Kan slithers into the ring the two men size each other up, but do not confront each other...]::

Randy Boggs:  King, this could get very messy very quickly, none of these men trusts the other.

King Royce:  Trust is highly over-rated Randy....

::["Dead Souls" plays now.  The arena grows dark, a single spot light flicks on over-head, the fans slowly rise to their feet...The Crow appears in the spot light, as he does black and white ticker tape begins to fall from above..]::

King Royce:  What the hell is this shit....

Randy Boggs:  It's like some messed up V-day celebration...

::[The ticker-tape is falling heavily now, in the ring Kan and Street look at each other, but they can't see each other through all the tape.  The ticker-tape suddenly stops falling, and Payne is already standing in the ring, behind Kan and Street.  The Crow stands at the top of the ramp.  Kan and street dare him to come down, but he just looks at them and smiles.  Payne nails Kan from behind first with a right hand to the back of the head, Street turns around and gets a right to the face for his trouble.]::

Randy Boggs:  Do you think they had that planned King?

King Royce:  Nah, they aren't smart enough.

::[The Crow charges the ring and jumps in, ticker tape flies as he enters the ring and attacks Johnny Street.  He nails Street with four right hands to the face in a row.  Payne has just hit Kan with a DDT.  The referee separates everyone and gets Street, and Crow on the outside.  He then calls for the bell.  Kan and Payne lock up in the middle of the ring.]::

Randy Boggs:  Kan and Payne lock up...

King Royce:  WOW, great observation oh enlightened one...

Randy Boggs:  Go to hell King..

::[Payne has Kan in a side head lock.  He squeezes down tight.  Kan grabs him around the waist and slings him into the ropes, and delivers a devastating clothes ling to Payne.  Kan stomps away on Payne.  Once he's satisfied with that job, he pulls Payne up by the hair, sets him up, and nails him with a suplex.  Payne clutches at his back writhing in pain.  Kan jaws with the crowd a bit, then returns to the task at hand.]::

Randy Boggs:  Kan needs to keep him mind on the match.

King Royce:  Kan, CAN do whatever he wants to..

::[Back in the ring, Kan has Payne in the corner, he nails him with a barrage of rights and lefts, knocking him down to a sitting position.  He begins to kick Payne in the chest, delivering the blows until finally the ref steps in and breaks it up.  Over in the corner, Street is looking bored, he has  his back to the match and is teasing the crowd, he spits at someone with a "CROW RULES" sign.]::

Randy Boggs:  That's no way to treat GFWA fans!!

King Royce:  The hell it's not, look at these midwest idiots!

::[(Kan has brought Payne back up to a standing position.  Kan goes for another right hand, but Payne blocks it and kicks Kan between the legs..Both men go down...]::

Randy Boggs:  Desperation move right there by Payne, smart thinking though...

King Royce:  That was a cheap shot, but what else would you expect from Payne??

::[Both men lay prone on the mat.  The referee has started the manditory ten count.  Once he hits 7 both men begin to stir, he stops the count.    Both men crawl towards their corners.  Crow leans forward towards Payne, Kan heads for Street, but Johnny seems like he's in no hurry to take the tag.  Payne reaches Crow, at the same time Kan reaches Street.  There is an audible "CRACK" as both men make the tag at the same time.  Crow charges across the ring, Johhny looks suprised, and he ducks as Crow attempts a clothes line.  The Crow goes after him again, but again Johnny is too quick, and he moves away from another clothesline attempt by Crow.]::

Randy Boggs:  Johnny Street, seems to be avoiding contact here...He's been under alot of pressure as of late...

King Royce:  He's not avoiding, he's planning...

::[The men lock up now.  Johnny Street gets the upper hand with a quick kick to the stomach.  The Crow doubles over, and Johnny nails him with an X-factor.  Johnny goes for the cover..]::

Randy Boggs:  Johnny Street with the cover on Crow..1..2..thre..NO, Kick out by Crow at the last second.

::[Johnny slaps the mat in anger.  He picks Crow up by the hair, and hits him with a standing drop kick.  Crow hits the mat hard.  Johnny takes advantage, and bounces off the ring ropes, Crow begins to stand but Johnny knocks him back down with a rolling clothes line.  Johnny brings Crow back to his feet again....Reverse Underhook DDT!!]::

Randy Boggs:  What a move by Street, he goes for the cover...1...2..Kickout by Crow again!

::[(Johnny drags Crow to his corner and tags in Kan.  Kan immediately attacks Crow with some straight right hands to the face and head.  He then hoists Crow up and slams him back down with a body slam!  Crow gets back to his feet, but Kan has a forearm uppercut waiting for him, knocking him back down to the mat!  Payne is dying for a tag, trying to get Crow to rally.  Kan grabs Crow by the hair and lifts him to his knees...Kan is standing with The Crow kneeling in front of him.  Kan looks out and sneers at the crowd...He is distracted and Crow takes advantage, punching Kan right in the go-nads.]::

Randy Boggs:  That's the second time tonight that Kan has been nailed in the jewels.

::[Crow lands two right hands followed by a thrust to the throat...Crow grabs Kan by the hair and leans him back, he puts Kans face in his arm pit and attempts the Silent Violence, Kan wiggles out.  Crow then turns and nails him with a lariat.  Kan is down on the mat.  Crow tags Payne in now.  Payne is immediately on Kan, sitting on his chest, and holding his hair, screaming and punching Kan in the face.  He lifts Kan to his feet, and nails him with an Atomic Drop.  Kan writhes in pain on the mat.  Payne is smiling as he drags Kan into the corner by his hair, and begins a little pay back.  Payne leans Kan in the corner in a sittiing position, and drives his boot into the throat of Kan, chocking him out!  The ref steps in and breaks it up..]::

King Royce:  It's about time ref!

::[Kan pulls himself up to his feet, he stumbles towards the center of the ring towards Payne...Payne grabs him and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Kan blocks the move and nails Payne with a DDT!  Kan stomps away on Payne now, trying to wear him down.  He pulls Payne to his feet, he hits Payne with a full-nelson butt drop!  Payne cries out at his spine compacts from the manuever!]::

Randy Boggs:  What a match KING!

::[Payne to his feet now...Kan with a kick to the gut followed by a Gargoyle suplex.  Payne is in PAIN...Crow senses this and climbs in the ring, Street sees him and he climbs in as well.  All hell breaks loose...Crow and Street charge each other....Street nails Crow with a spinning heel kick....Payne and Kan tumble outside.  The ref looks around confused..]::

Randy Boggs:  The ref has totally lost control!

::[Crow swings at Street but Johnny ducks and spits in Crow's face, driving back towards the ropes.  Johnny climbs to the top rope while Crow is distracted, and nails him with a flying hurricanrana off the top rope, The Crow is flung across the ring.  Flying bull dog by Street...On the outside Kan has just been flung into the steel guard rail by Payne.  Payne grabs Kan and nails him with the Crucifix onto the Portuguese announcer's table.]::

Randy Boggs:  WOW!  Kan is out cold!

::[Payne turns around, and as he does Johnny flies through the air, and lands on Payne, putting him out of comission.  Johnny climbs back in the ring...The Crow lies prone on the mat...ROCKER BY STREET......But where is the ref?  He was caught between Payne and Street when Street landed on Payne!  Johnny gets up and looks around...Lou Nattik enters the ring wielding a chair, he stands behind Johnny.  He whaps Johnny in the back of the head with the chair...Johnny crumbles to the mat!]::

King Royce:  LOU NATTIK, YOU CHEATER!

::[Lou pulls Johnny to the center of the ring, he pulls Crow towards Johnny and drapes his arm over Street.  The ref is coming back around...He shakes his head and looks in the ring, all he sees is Crow with his arm over Johnny...He slides in, and goes for the count....]::

Randy Boggs:  1..2..3!!!  Payne and Crow win!

::[Kan is back up now, and he grabs a chair from ring side...He climbs with it into the ring, and begins nailing The Crow with it....He drives the end of it into The Crow's throat...Johnny regains his senses and he to joins in on the attack...They are destroying The Crow, pummeling him with kicks and chair shots...Payne backs away from ring side and leaves the Crow to fend for himself....]::

Randy Boggs:  Somebody stop this dammit!

King Royce:  NO DON'T STOP....This is great TV!!

Randy Boggs: We have to because we are out of time!! We'll see you next week!!

::[The Crow is shown laying on the mat as Johnny and Kan stand over and soak in the boos from the crowd and we fade to black.]::