*SPECIAL*
Sunday Night Rumble
Sunday,
April 8th, 2001
Arena-Auditorium in Laramie, Wyoming
[The Saturday Night Rumble opening video immediately plays, as apparantly the people at home took their sweet time and almost missed the opening of the show. The video plays, showing various wrestlers performing moves, for several more seconds, then fades into the back parking lot of Arena-Auditorium. The sun is setting on the horizon as the "I Kan" Express pulls into the parking lot. It comes to a halt next to a GFWA production truck, and the door comes open. Out steps Kan, with Erika right behind him. Suddenly out of nowhere come Mayhem, Inc. Misfit, Jason Corlett, Nate Crow, Angelica Dawson, Eric Bellows, and Chaos are all there. They rush at Kan, who orders Erika back into the bus. She goes, and as the door closes Kan is slammed up against the side of the bus, shaking it. All six Mayhem, Inc. members take turns pounding on Kan and ramming him against the side of the bus. Then Misfit picks up Kan off the ground and everyone moves out of the way. Chaos backs up and charges at Kan! Chaos spears Kan up against the bus with massive impact! Kan slowly slips down to the ground and in the side of the bus you can see a huge dent. Mayhem, Inc. all start to laugh maniacally, as they walk away. Erika rushes out of the bus after they leave, and rushes to Kan's aid. She lifts his beaten and bloodied face up to her own as we fade to black.]
[Pyro, Pyro, Pyro! The once dark and silent Arena-Auditorium lights up with tons of fireworks, which shoot off in every direction. The fans are all up on their feet and screaming at the top of their lungs. The pyro stops, but the Rumble music continues to play throughout the entire arena. The lights come up, and we can finally see the fans on their feet. The cameras start to pan the crowds, and come across several beautiful and big-breasted flashers! The cameras won't leave them, until you hear a throat-clearing sound, and the cameras resume their panning. They pick up signs such as "Joz is a Dickhead!", "Can I be the GFWA Champ?", and "I Hate the GFWA!". That fan is rushed by others in his row and those behind him, and beaten within an inch of his life. Security calming slide him from his seat and pushes him down the steps. They insert a hot college female into his seat, and the cameras finally cut over to our announcers. But why is King Royce nude?]
Randy Boggs: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a very special Sunday Night Rumble! We are here live at the sold-out Arena-Auditorium in Laramie, Wyoming, home of the Wyoming Cowboys! I'm Randy Boggs and joining me tonight will be a specially nude King Royce!
King Royce: Yes, Yes, Yes! Tis I, the one and only naked King! With my penis flapping in the wind and my... nevermind.
Randy Boggs: Right, well fans we have a tremendous show lined up for you tonight, with three big matches already announced!
King Royce: That's right, but don't let that fool you, because there will be more matches folks. Max Danger, our grand President, has decided to do something different this week, and that's not announce matches! Anyone could fight anyone, and that's the beauty of it all!
Randy Boggs: But of the ones we have announced, Jason Corlett will be taking on a man he's attacked two weeks straight in former Television Champion, Chris Hunter! That's going to be a wild one!
King Royce: And don't forget about the new Television Champion, Bronx, defending against Kris Knight in his GFWA in-ring debut. Last week he attacked Bronx as Bronx was trying to attack Misfit in his match, and also accepted Bronx's challenge to anyone in Mayhem, Inc. I wonder who could involve themselves in this match?
Randy Boggs: I think everyone knows that, King, but no one knows what to expect in our main event featuring Misfit and Sean Jones going one on one in a two out of three falls match for the vacant Extreme Title. These two men have been waging war on each other for about a month now, and it all comes to a head tonight!
King Royce: But this won't be any ordinary two out of three falls match, oh no. The first fall will be a straight up Extreme Rules match, where anything goes and to win the fall you must pin your opponent or make them submit. The second fall is a Scaffold Match. So both men will have to make their way up onto the scaffold, which will be lowered into place over the ring. And to win you will have to knock your opponent off. From there we go into the only-if-necessary third fall, although everyone and their mom knows ALL two out of three falls matches goes the distance. But in any event, the third and deciding fall will be a ladder match. And look for it to exceed everyone's expectations and be one of the three best Ladder matches in GFWA history!
Randy Boggs: This is going to be a wild and crazy night, King and I can't wait!
[The G-Tron suddenly lights up, and the words "Earlier Today" flash onto the screen. We are then shown new GFWA signee Angel spray painting Chaos' locker room, as Bronx recently asked him to do. After he's finished spray painting his locker room, Angel leaves with a huge smile on his face. We then cut to a little later when Chaos walks into his locker room. He starts to curse and punch the wall, as he just becomes more angry and angry. He storms out of the locker room as the G-Tron does dark again.]
King Royce: Angel, that dumbass, doesn't know what he's getting into.
Randy Boggs: Maybe not, King, but Max Danger did award Chaos this match with Angel, and it's up NOW!
CHAOS
vs. ANGEL
Extreme Rules Match
["My Way" by Limp Bizkit kicks up and out walks Angel, who gets a slight pop from the crowd. Following Angel is a little backup in The Gold Diggerz. Angel walks down the aisle, as he is in awe of being in the GFWA. Angel slides into the ring, as "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix hits. Chaos rushes through the curtains, as the fans start to boo him. Chaos runs towards the ring and slides in. He charges at Angel, ducks his clothesline, but spears the hell out of Angel!!! The Gold Diggerz pulls Angel out of the ring, as Chaos just goes nuts in the ring.]
Randy Boggs: Man, Chaos is fired up here, and already nearly killed Angel with a spear.
King Royce: You'd be fired up to if a man spray painted your locker room.
[The Gold Diggerz make sure Angel is alright, which he isn't, but the ref orders them to get Angel back into the ring. The reluctantly roll Angel back into the ring, where Chaos whips him to the ropes. Chaos with a clothesline and takes Angel down. He covers. 1... 2... kick out. Chaos lifts up Angel and whips him into the corner. Chaos charges in, but Angel moves. Angel starts to unload on Chaos in the corner with quick lefts and rights to the midsection. Chaos starts to fire back with some rights of his own and has Angel reeling. Chaos climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, but Angel stops him from doing anything. Angel climbs up to the middle rope as well and hits Chaos with a T-Bone suplex from the middle rope! Angel climbs back onto the middle rope and hits a big splash! 1.... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Angel is starting to come back, King.
King Royce: Yep, I guess Angel's size absorbed a lot of that spear's explosiveness. A lesser man would have been dead.
[Angel picks up Chaos and whips him to the ropes. Spinebuster from Angel! 1... 2... kick out! Angel lifts up Chaos and hits a brainbuster!! 1.... 2... kick out! Angel brings Chaos to his feet again and goes for the chokeslam! Chaos blocks the chokeslam and hits belly to belly release suplex!! Angel rolls out of the ring and to the floor. Chaos shakes the cobwebs from his head and climbs onto the apron. Flying clothesline by Chaos! Chaos picks up Angel and slams him into the guardrail. Chaos scoops up Angel and drops him across the guardrail! Angel is sent into the ring steps and they go flying! Chaos pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up beside the ring apron. Chaos grabs Angel and The Gold Diggerz attack! Frostie and Ice punch away at Chaos. Ice then picks up Chaos and sets up for a powerbomb. Frostie climbs up to the top rope, and Ice lifts up Chaos! Frostie comes off the top with a butt splash as Ice slams Chaos down onto the concrete!!]
Randy Boggs: The Gold Diggerz have interjected themselves, King!
King Royce: Cheating bastards!
Randy Boggs: It's an Extreme Rules Match!
King Royce: So, they're still cheating.
[Angel regains his composure and sets Chaos onto the ring apron. Angel slams Chaos' head into the turnbuckle, then grabs Chaos about the waist. Angel goes for a german suplex, but Chaos hangs onto the ropes and kicks Angel low! Chaos jumps into the ring and grabs Angel. Chaos suplexes Angel back into the ring, and both men are down. Both are slow to their feet and come together in the center of the ring and start to trade blows. Chaos swings wildly with a big right, and Angel ducks. Angel sets Chaos up for a back suplex, but Chaos holds onto Angel and runs towards the corner. Chaos runs up the turnbuckles, swings around and hits the acid drop version of the Total Chaos[diamond cutter]!!]
Randy Boggs: Total Chaos from Chaos!!
King Royce: It's OVER!
[Chaos rolls Angel over and makes the lateral press. 1....... 2...... The Gold Diggerz put Angel's foot on the bottom rope. Chaos rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Chaos is back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. Angel rolls onto his knees, when Chaos leaps... to the outside! He nails Ice in the head with the chair! Same for Frostie! Frostie eats a release Northern Lights Suplex! Ice is nailed in the knees with the chair, then straight in the face!! Both men are on the ground. Chaos slides back into the ring with the chair and Angel nails him with a middle rope shoulder block, which knocks the chair into Chaos' face! Angel whips Chaos into the corner and goes for The Cross[stinger splash], but Chaos gets the chair up as he moves out of the way, and Angel Crosses the chair!! Angel stumbles out of the corner, and Chaos kicks him in the gut. Gutwrench Powerbomb by Chaos over the top rope and through the table on the outside!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: My god! Angel is dead, King!
King Royce: No, but I bet he wishes he was.
[Chaos climbs out of the ring and picks Angel out of the broken table. Chaos rolls Angel back into the ring, and makes the cover. 1..... 2...... Ice pulls the ref out of the ring! Chaos slides out of the ring and walks around. He stands behind Ice, then whistles. Ice turns around and Chaos hits him with Nailed[super powerful spear] and slams him up against the ring steps!!!! Frostie climbs up to the top rope and leaps off! Chaos catches him in mid-air with Nailed and drives him to the ground!! Chaos slides back into the ring and charges at Angel in the corner! Angel gets his boot up and sits on the top turnbuckle. He pulls Chaos to him and goes for the Inverted Tornado DDT! Chaos just tosses Angel off! Angel staggers to his feet and Chaos locks on the Last Call[tazmission]!!! Angel is fading and taps!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Chaos has won, King!
King Royce: Chaos is really starting to make a name for himself in the GFWA.
["Voodoo Child" kicks up as Chaos doesn't release the hold. He keeps it on until Angel is completely unconscious and releases it. Chaos starts to pound his own chest, as the fans start to boo heavily, but are still impressed with his work in the ring. Chaos jumps out of the ring, and starts towards the back.]
Randy Boggs: Chaos is going to be a huge star, in my opinion.
King Royce: I think you're right.
Randy Boggs: Since we have time, where do you want to eat after the show?
King Royce: I dunno, Hooters I guess.
Randy Boggs: Sounds like a plan to me, but put some damn clothes on, will ya?
King Royce: Hey, I'm wearing a band-aid!
Randy Boggs: Where!?
King Royce: On my ankle!
Randy Boggs: Jesus.
[As the Gold Diggerz help Angel to the back, the lights go out, and "Born of a Broken Man" quietly starts to play. Then it really kicks in and there's a bright and loud explosion from the entrance way. Through the curtains comes Max Danger in his new gold-plated wheel-chair. Pushing the chair is his beautiful wife, Jessica, who gets whistles from the men in attendence. They head towards the ring as the boos come in loud and clear. Max gets out of the chair and Jessica helps him into the ring. Four arena works lift Max's wheel-chair into the ring and Max gingerly sits back down. Jessica hands him a mic, as the crowd is still booing.]
Max Danger: Don't boo the man who brings his multi-million dollar company to this hell hole!
[The crowd starts to boo louder.]
Max Danger: Fine, but it'll be a good ten years before we ever come back here!
[The booing grows louder.]
Max Danger: Now that we've got that out of the way, let's discuss a few things. I know many of you are wondering just what the hell is up with the new Global Championship. Well, it appears that Jostrodomus, the new Vice President, has taken the title and is holding it for the right opportunity. That opportunity is the crowning of a WORTHY champion. Something the belt needs. So right now the belt is in good hands.
[The crowd disagrees and boos.]
Max Danger: Next on the agenda is Dexter. He's still in a Vancouver hospital getting treatment for his sore back. He slipped on a banana or something last week and really fucked up his back. He shouldn't be out that long, I wouldn't suspect. He should be back in action next week.
[The crowd cheers.]
Max Danger: But, I may just fire his ass for getting hurt. The bum doesn't even know how to look where he's walking. He's a putz, and really just a thorn in my side. So if you all really want Dexter, you'll have to catch him at the unemployment line sometime, because he'll probably never work here again! However, I will wait until next week to fire his ass!
[The boos fill the arena.]
Max Danger: And...
[Suddenly Ricky Green's music hits and through the curtains comes Ricky Green. The crowd is actually behind Ricky somewhat. Ricky stands at the top of the ramp, with mic in hand.]
Ricky Green: Just shut the hell up you wind bag!
[The crowd pops huge.]
Max Danger: Don't you dare talk to me that way! I am your...
Ricky Green: I'll talk you your crippled ass anyway I want! There's not really anything you can do in your current state, old man!
Max Danger: Old man? I'm 23 years old!
Ricky Green: True, but your body is crippled with injures from your wrestling career. And one that wasn't worth shit!
Max Danger: I am a former US Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion!
Ricky Green: Well, Max, I am a multi-time Light Heavyweight Champion! You have nothing on me, and you know it. Maybe that's why you keep me off television. Maybe you don't want me to outshine your subpar career.
Max Danger: Right, that's it. Your title reigns were ratings killers. Our once proud Light Heavyweight division tanked while you were the champion. You had destroyed everything myself, Sean Casey, and others had created. We made the Light Heavyweight division mean something, but you changed all that. Now we have Johnny Street desperately trying to bring back prestige to the title, and he's doing a mighty fine job of it.
Ricky Green: Max, Max, Max. A man in denial. Is it my fault I had no competition? Is it my fault I was just so dominate that what little competition I had couldn't defeat me? No, it's your fault for not bringing in the talent to challenge me! But ya know what? When you did give me some competition, it took one match to turn the division around. One match, Max! You pitted me against Sonic Youth, and we turned the entire division around.
Max Danger: Yeah, and who came out on top in that match, Ricky? Sonic Youth did! The fans cared about Sonic Youth and wanted to see him wrestle. It popped a huge rating because they wanted to see Sonic Youth and because they wanted to finally see you lose the damn belt.
Ricky Green: I don't guess that constitutes any type of heat, does it Max? I mean the fans desperately wanted to see me get my ass kicked, and they did. I played a large factor into that match and turning the division around.
Max Danger: Wrong! You were getting X-Pac heat, Ricky. They just didn't want to see you any longer. They wanted you off their televisions and out of wrestling. You were a terrible champion, and almost killed our Light Heavyweight division!
Ricky Green: Well, you don't have to worry about me and the new Jr. Division, Max. Because I've got larger fish to fry. That new Omega Championship should be mine, Max! I deserve it for carrying your worthless Light Heavyweight division when no one else would. You promised me the US Title twice and failed to deliver, Max!
Max Danger: When you no show events and almost kill one division, a man tends to rethink his strategy. Yes, I had wanted to give you the US Title on two occassions. But that was because you were still feeding off of Chaos' heat. But that quickly cooled off, and Payne stepped up to the plate to be the man to win the US Title. He popped the ratings, Ricky, something you had never done. Now look where Payne is. He's on the verge of a GFWA Championship push. He's at the top of the company, Ricky, while you continue to drown in the undercard.
Ricky Green: Well, Max, say what you will about my drawing power, but the fans are firmly behind me right now!
[The fans cheer.]
Ricky Green: And you know it! That Omega Title will be mine, Max! I will have what rightfully belongs to me, and there's nothing you can do about it!! You washed-up old hasbeen!
[The crowd cheers again.]
Max Danger: Wrong, bitch! You can't win anything if you aren't allowed in the building!! Get him!
[Danger's bodyguards, Garth and Tansji walk through the curtains and grab Ricky. Ricky tries to fight it, but Garth slams his head against the G-Tron support pole, making him woozy. Garth and Tansji carry Ricky backstage as the fans are booing.]
Max Danger: Oh shut the hell up! We are NEVER coming back to this piece of shit state!
[The boos grow extremely loud as "Born of a Broken Man" kicks up again. Jessica helps Max out of the ring as arena workers get his wheelchair out of the ring. As Jessica wheels Max up the ramp, the fans through garbage. They continue on, just soaking in the boos, as the cameras cut backstage. We see Garth and Tansji toss Ricky out the back doors, and shut him out. He starts to bang on the door as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Dueling microphones, King!
King Royce: Max Danger and Ricky Green, two of the best... er, one of the best Jr. wrestlers ever and one of the most overrated wrestlers in GFWA history. This should get interesting.
Randy Boggs: The fans seem to like Ricky, but that may just have been because he was going up against Max.
King Royce: That was exactly the reason, Randy.
[The cameras cut backstage where Jason Corlett is shown lacing his boots up in his locker room. Suddenly the door opens, and Jason looks up. It's too late as a masked man whacks Jason across the face with a lead pipe. The man locks on a crippler crossface, and keeps it locked on until Jason passes out. The masked man stands up and removes his mask, revealing Shawn Springs. Springs smiles then leaves the room as we fade back into the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Shawn Springs just took out Jason Corlett with a lead pipe and the Springsmission!
King Royce: Uh, yep, that's what happened.
Randy Boggs: But why?
King Royce: Oh don't start that. You know just as well as I do that nonsensical attacks on random people DO NOT need to be explained! It's a rule or something I think.
Randy Boggs: Riiight.
[Mayhem Inc.'s music plays throughout the arena. The fans get up and start to boo.]
Randy Boggs: Uh oh, looks like Mayhem, Inc. is on their way out here!
King Royce: Kick ass!
[Then from the back out comes, Bronx in a Misfit outfit. He has 6 rubber hoses attached to his genital area they branch off behind him. He's also holding one chain in his right hand. Out comes Tiu wearing a red haired wig, and he is posing as Angelica Dawson. He has on a T-shirt saying Misfit Inc. Loki comes out behind him wearing a Jason Corlett Costume. Followed by Loki comes Cyrus wearing a Knight costume. He's holding a hooked-on-phonics book. He's followed by Frostie wearing a big Crow Costume(The bird). Ice is standing beside him in a Eric Bellows cotume. He has the collar around his neck which leads to Bronx's/Misfit's hand. It has a dogg tag reading "Misfit's BITCH!" Finally out comes Nytu, he is wearing a Chaos costume. They all make there way down to the ring. The fake Misfit smacks Chaos when he gets in the ring.]
Fake Misfit: Damnit son, how many times do I have to tell you not to drag your teeth! Jesus, gimme my dick back!
[Misfit yanks the hose from Chaos' mouth. He yanks it off the device he has attached to him, and throws it to the outside.]
Misfit: Now listen up. We have the best team since Peanut Butter and Jelly here. We come straight from the Deuce! We're the best. Just cause we couldn't compete with the OWA doesn't mean anything! We still had more talent! I've brought this group here to take over the GFWA! And We will. Angelica, take my dick out of your mouth and tell us what's up!
[Misfit takes the hose leading to Dawson's mouth off his contraption and tosses it to the outside. When the other end comes out of Dawson's mouth Tiu spits out a bit of milk as it dribbles down her chin.]
Angelica: Well, As you know... tee-hee, I'm Angelica Dawson of Misfit Inc.
Misfit: It's Mayhem Inc. Angelica.
Angelica:That's what I said... tee-hee. I'm here representing Misfit Inc. and I wanna tell you just cause I'm a girl, and I have breasts doesn't mean I can't fight in the GFWA. I'm just as good as anyone here. And I'd like to Challenge Kan to a match, cause I think he's got a really nice...
Misfit: BITCH! How dare you say anything positive about Kan! Just cause he could whoop each and every one of us with oone arm, doesn't mean anything! Now Jason, I believe you had words for Chris Hunter.
[Misfit throws the hose over the side to the floor.]
Jason Corlett: That's right! Hunter I want a piece of you! I do. I so badly wanna go over there and smack you around! I'm the most extreme person you'll ever see! HAHAHAHA!I'M EXTREME!
[Misfit hands Corlett two Pretzel Sticks and Corlett attempts to bust them over his head but fails. While he's trying Chris Hunter's music strikes up and Hunter comes down to the ring. Corlett has a scared look on his face.]
Hunter: You want a piece of me?
Corlett: Uh, Uh... Here fight Angelica.
Angelica: Wha? Oh, Hi Chris... Tee-hee, I fight for Misfit Inc.
[Misfit smacks his forehead. Then Hunter pushes Angelica aside. And grabs Corlett and puts him in the fake Silent Death. Chaos comes up and puts a Misfit mask over his head.]
Chaos: SHHH... it's Misfit!
[So they leave Hunter there to pull back on the Silent Death. Jason Corlett is screaming like a girl. Misfit takes all the hoses off except for the one going to Eric Bellows he takes the tip of it out to talk.]
Bellows: I'm Eric Bellows, I was once the OWA2 Heavyweight champion cause I'm the best dicksucker in Mayhem Inc.
Angelica: Misfit Inc. Misfit Inc.!
[Knight moves to the fore ground and takes the mic from Misfit.]
Knight: I uh... uh... I want to take a challenge to Bronx. Cause Bronx's guys put an attack on me last Saturday. I wish I would have his Television Set, cause it's a nice place to be in the GFWA. And I uh, uh, Think Mayhem Inc. is going to put you to a test Bronx. Uh Uh.
[Misfit grabs the mic from him.]
Misfit: That's us. So everyone beware! Cause We're really... really... uh good!
[They leave the ring and head to the back. Hunter picks up Corlett and carries him over his shoulder. Angelica trips over her own foot on the way there. The red wig falls off and a blonde one appears. She runs to the back embarassed. They finally exit as the fans are laughing hysterically.]
Randy Boggs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
King Royce: Jesus man, that was pathetic!
Randy Boggs: Man, that was awesome! Funny as hell!!
King Royce: Riiiiight, and you are how gay?
Randy Boggs: About as gay as a football bat!
King Royce: Damn.
[The G-Tron lights up again with the words "Earlier Today" flashing. We are then shown Kriminal and Lou Nattik walking in the halls, with the screen split in two. The screen then morphes into one as Kriminal and Lou bump into each other.]
Kriminal: Watch where you're fuckin' going!
Lou Nattik: You bumped me, man. You watch where you're going!
Kriminal: Don't talk to me like that boy, I'll....
Lou Nattik: Boy!? Boy!? I'm all man!
Kriminal: Ha! That's a good one, you little bitch.
Lou Nattik: Fine, let's take to the ring and find out who's the boy.
Kriminal: Sounds great! See you in the ring, BOY!
[Kriminal turns and walks away laughing as Lou stares a hole into the back of his head. The G-Tron then goes black again.]
Randy Boggs: That was earlier today, and Danger did sign that match.
King Royce: This will be Kriminal's GFWA debut.
Randy Boggs: Yep, and it's up NOW!
KRIMINAL
vs. LOU NATTIK
Regular Rules Match
["Take It" by Insane Clown Posse starts to play and out walks Kriminal with Sarah and Tha Three Thugs. He doesn't get much of a reaction, since this is his debut, but the men in attendence whistle and shout at Sarah. Kriminal slides into the ring as "Take It" fades out. Tha Three Thugs walk over to Kriminal's corner and just stand there with their arms folded. Lou Nattik's music plays next and he walks out to some boos. At his side is Tanya Green, and the men love her. Lou slides into the ring, as his music fades out. The two women on the outside have a short staredown across the ring, as Lou and Kriminal lock up in the center of the ring and the ref calls for the bell.]
Randy Boggs: And we're under way!
King Royce: Oh boy, I HOPE there's a catfight!
[Kriminal backs Lou into the corner, and knees him in the gut. Another knee to the gut and Kriminal fires off several elbows into Lou's neck and shoulder area. Kriminal with three hard rights to Lou's skull, then whips him across the ring and into the other corner. Kriminal charges in and hits a reverse elbow! Kriminal stomps away at Lou's stomach, then starts to ram his shoulder into Lou's stomach. Kriminal grabs Lou by the hair and pulls him out of the corner. Kriminal fires off more rights to Lou's head, then whips Lou to the ropes. Kriminal with a big clothesline to take Lou down. Kriminal drops an elbow and goes for the cover. 1... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Kriminal is controlling early, King.
King Royce: Kriminal is just using his brawling skills to manhandle Lou.
[Kriminal lifts Lou to his feet, and nails him with several more rights. Kriminal whips Lou to the ropes again, and drives his knee into Lou's stomach flipping him over and to the mat. Kriminal with a reverse chinlock on Lou. Lou elbows Kriminal in the gut to get free. Lou runs to the ropes, and Kriminal kicks him in the gut. DDT from Kriminal! 1... 2.. kick out! Kriminal mounts Lou and pounds on his head with big time rights. Kriminal lifts Lou to his feet and body slams him. Kriminal goes to the ropes and drops a knee across Lou's face! 1.... 2... kick out! Kriminal picks up Lou and whips him to the ropes. Lou ducks his clothesline, but Kriminal takes him down with a powerslam! 1... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Lou just can't get any offense in, King.
King Royce: Kriminal is just dominating right now.
[Kriminal brings Lou to his feet and fires off some more rights. Kriminal whips Lou into the corner and charges in. Lou moves, and starts to redden Kriminal's chest with some stiff knife-edged chops, drawing "Whoo's!" from the crowd. Kriminal turns things around, and starts to pound on Lou with some stiff rights. Kriminal whips Lou out of the corner. No, Lou reverses it, and Kriminal slams into the corner. He stumbles out and Lou takes him down with a spinning heel kick! Kriminal back up and is whipped to the ropes by Lou. Lariat by Lou staggers Kriminal, but doesn't take him down. Lou kicks at Kriminal, who catches his leg. Enziguri by Lou! 1... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Lou is starting to take control of this match, King.
King Royce: Yeah, Kriminal made one mistake and Lou was all over it.
[Lou lifts Kriminal to his feet and connects with more knife-edged chops. Lou sets up for and nails the snap brainbuster! Lou picks up Kriminal and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Top Rope Hurricanranna by Lou!!! 1.... 2.... kick out! Lou with a Release German Suplex and then into the Powerbomb! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Lou whips Lou to the ropes and goes to the opposite ropes. Lou meets Kriminal in the center of the ring and takes him down with a big spear! 1... 2... kick out!! Kriminal up on the ropes, and Lou charges. Kriminal flips Lou up and over the top rope!]
Randy Boggs: Looks like we are headed to the outside!
King Royce: And this is where Kriminal excells.
[Kriminal rolls out of the ring and staggers a bit. Lou is up and has his right blocked. Kriminal fires off one of his own. Lou has another one blocked, and Kriminal fires off another one of his own. Kriminal has Lou reeling now with rights. Kriminal has his whipped reversed and he goes slamming into the ring steps! Lou shakes his head, then grabs Kriminal by the head and brings him to his feet. Lou rams Kriminal's head into the announce table, then takes him down with a DDT. Lou grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. Lou climbs in as well and runs to the ropes. Lou nails Kriminal with a suicide dive on the outside! Lou rolls Kriminal back into the ring, and hits a slingshot senton!]
Randy Boggs: What a move by Lou!
King Royce: Lou has Kriminal here, he had better finish him quickly though.
[Tanya Green climbs onto the apron to distract the ref as Lou picks up the steel chair. Lou nails Kriminal as he gets to his feet with the steel chair. Lou climbs to the top rope, as Sarah yanks Tanya off the apron. They get into a shouting match, then Sarah tackles Tanya and they start to roll around on the ground. Lou goes for the Traumassault[moonsault w/ chair], but Kriminal moves, and Lou lands on the chair!! The ref is pulling Sarah and Tanya apart as Kriminal hits Lou with the Conviction[samoan drop into diamondcutter] on the chair!!! Kriminal covers but there's no ref. Kriminal walks over and tries to get the ref. Kriminal is trying to get the ref, as Johnny Street jumps the railing and climbs to the top rope.]
Randy Boggs: Johnny Street is here!
King Royce: He's waiting for Lou to get up!
[Lou staggers to his feet as Kriminal slides back into the ring. The Quest[missile dropkick] by Johnny Street!!!! Lou is knocked back into Kriminal, who hits the Kriminal Offence[roll of the dice] on Lou!! Street jumps back out of the ring as the ref slides back in. 1.... 2..... 3!!! Kriminal wins.]
Randy Boggs: Kriminal has defeated Lou Nattik with a little help from Johnny Street.
King Royce: Kriminal didn't need it though, he had the situation well in hand.
["Take It" kicks up as Kriminal jumps out of the ring. He grabs Sarah and starts to the back as the fans are actually cheering for him. Kriminal, Sarah, and Tha Three Thugs all head to the back as Tanya jumps into the ring to check on Lou.]
Randy Boggs: Impressive debut for Kriminal.
King Royce: And the Lou-Street feud just keeps heating up.
[We cut backstage where Misfit is shown walking down the hall. He turns the corner, where he sees Tiu and Woden talking about something just outside the men's restroom. Guess they are waiting on someone. Misfit then picks up a nearby shovel, and taps it against the wall, drawing Tiu and Woden's attention. They start towards Misfit who walks around the corner and out of view. Tiu and Woden cautiously go around the corner, but see no one. They walk past a coke machine and a table full of food. Suddenly from the ceiling comes Misfit, who was hanging from the pipes. He nails Woden in the face with the shovel, then rams it into Tiu's stomach. He tosses Tiu into the coke machine, and catches the charging, yet woozy, Woden with a spinebuster through the table! He smashes Tiu in the head again with the shovel, before tossing it down and walking off laughing as the scene shifts back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Misfit has attacked again! This time he's taken out two non-wrestlers that are apart of True Godds, Inc.
King Royce: If Bronx wants to bring his friends to the arena and have them fight for him, he had better be wary of the consequences. I don't think this will be the last time Misfit or Mayhem, Inc. goes after the non-wrestlers in TGI.
[We cut backstage with the camera focusing on Max Danger's office door, which is closed. The camera zooms out, and pans round, and spots The Jolly Potter, Neophytou, Abigail Doyle and Laurie T. Ince watching Max's office door, seemingly on some sort of stakeout. The camera goes up towards them, and then points back towards Max's office door. On the floor, next to the door are a clay pot and a cinder block. The camera moves back to the Potter group, and Potter smiles and gives the thumbs up.]
Jolly Potter: OK, everything is set. We will get our Jessica back from those no good buffoons. Now all we have to do is wait...
[We fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Jolly Potter and company are waiting on Max Danger to leave his office.
King Royce: I don't see him leaving anytime soon, though.
Randy Boggs: Wouldn't it be wiser to just go to the ring and call Max out?
King Royce: Those English folks don't exactly think ahead or real thoroughly, Randy.
Randy Boggs: Good point.
[The G-Tron lights up for another "Earlier Today" segment. We see that As Devilz Darkside are walking into the arena for the show, and something catches there ears. A Ghetto blaster is pumping out "La Bamba" by Los Lobos. Devilz Darkside walk over to the Stero to see what is going on, as they do a milkfoat skeeches to a halt behind them, and out leap South of the Border, they seem to be carrying Pinatas in the shape of pigs! Both Tito and Papi launch the Pinatas at the heads of Devilz Darkside, as they strike the deamoic duo they shatter, revealing them to be full of rocks! As Devilz Darkside slump to the floor, South of the Border put the boots in. They then open the sports bags that Devilz Darkside were carrying and throw there contents onto the cold concrete floor. As Devilz Darkside begin to stir Tito and Papi find what they were after, the old Omega Tag Team Title belts! They leap back onto there milk float and speed off, as Devils Darkside look on bemused and a little angry, Papi leans out of the float waving one of the belts and shouts.....]
Papi: Hey hombres! We have taken one of your titles, the way you stole Japan Air's! But as to the GFWA titles bra! We'll beat you in the ring for those!! Adios mu chachos!
[The G-Tron goes black.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like South of the Border is looking for trouble.
King Royce: And they'll get it, Randy. Devilz Darkside won't take this lying down.
Randy Boggs: And speaking of them, here they come!
["Highway to Hell" hits the speaks as the Devilz Darkside emerg from the back. They are wearing the belts and are getting a mixture of boos and cheers from. A banner is waved in the audience "Japan Air is down, now Darkside runs this town". The camera flashes away from it and Double D don't enter the ring. Instead the kick the spanish commintators our of their seats, take the seat and place them next to Randy and King. They take the mics as well and the talking begins.]
Boggs: Hey guys, how are you doing.
Angel: Don't get cute with us Boggs, we know you talk trash while we are fighting. We do tape these fights you know, and review them later. I know everything you say....
[Boggs swallows hard. And tries to cover his ass, what does he have to lose anyway.]
Boggs: Hey guys it is business nothing personal.
Messenger: We realizes this, that is why you aren't currently in a body cast.
[Another hard swallow from Boggs.]
Royce: There must be a reason you came down here.
[He is searching for a copy of the event from the pages on his desk. He finds it, and there is no such interveiw scheduled. He looks up at a smiling Darkside.]
King: So rumor has it that you two are leaving the Presidents coporate stable, High Society. Care to comment.
Angel: Now Boggs you can learn a thing from this man, he is very bright. You are exactly correct King, we are leaving the High Society. We are sick of the stable life, and we want more control.
King: Control means power in this federation.
Angel:(smiling) I always liked you King, you know what you are talking about. We want to be able to move freely without talking to the President first, and we must break from him to do this.
King: Will this have some consiquences?
Messenger: Probably. I know Danger will not be happy giving up the top ranked wrestlers in the federation but there isn't much he can do about it. We have notified him on the subject and he has reluctantly wished us the best.
[The G-Tron lights up, as Max Danger is shown and the boos instantly start up.]
Max Danger: Devilz Darkside has been given the go ahead to leave the High Society stable. There just isn't anything for the stable to achieve, and I feel that they have a better opportunity to go out on their own. But if they decide to cross me, there will be hell to pay. Just keep on my good side, and we'll have no problems.
[The G-Tron goes black again and Devilz Messenger looks at his watch and realizes they are already late for an appointment they are scheduled for. He flashes his watch to angel who realizes what he means instantly. He then turns to boggs with a smile.]
Angel: Sorry to say we have to go so soon Randy, but trust me, we will be back.
[Highway to Hell" by AC/DC hits the radio and to the surprise of the Darkside there are more cheers than boos in the crowd. It seems they are pleased that the Darkside are leaving High Society. They make their way to the back and the camera cuts back to Boggs who has an extremely worried look on his face.]
King Royce: What's your problem?
Randy Boggs: I dunno, I just have this feeling that Devilz Darkside WILL do something to Danger.
King Royce: So, you don't like Danger anyway.
Randy Boggs: I know, but I don't like Devilz Darkside either. And if they do something to Max, I'll have to *gulps* like the men who strike fear into me each and every week.
King Royce: Don't worry Randy, they aren't going to do anything to Danger. They aren't stupid, ya know?
Randy Boggs: I dunno, taking out the President would really make them famous.
King Royce: And get them fired. They aren't stupid, Randy.
Randy Boggs: Fine, whatever. It's time for our next match anyway.
CHRIS
HUNTER vs. JASON CORLETT
Regular Rules Match
["War Pigs" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Chris Hunter makes his way through the curtains. Chris gets a mixed reaction from the fans, but mostly still boos. Chris Hunter gets halfway down the aisle when Nate Crow and Eric Bellows jump over the railing. Chris stops and all three men stare each other down. Chris keeps shifting his eyes back and forth between Nate and Eric. Then he sees Nate looking more behind Chris than at him. So Chris turns and sees Jason Corlett charging at him. Chris ducks Jason's attack, then dropkicks him into Nate! Eric Bellows watches his comrades fall to the ground, then looks back at Chris. Chris just smiles back at him as Eric looks confused.]
Chris Hunter: What's up!?
[Eric looks even more confused now, but then realizes Chris wasn't talking to him. Eric slowly turns around and standing there is Bronx. Bronx nails him with a right, then a left, then kicks him in the stomach. Bronx DDTs Eric on the ramp! Bronx and Chris look at each other.]
Chris Hunter: We still aren't friends, Bronx. We are just fighting a common enemy.
Bronx: I know.
[Just as the words leave his mouth Jason and Nate come charging at them. Double back body drop by the most unlikely duo. Chris grabs Jason and rolls him back into the ring, as Bronx hollers for backup. Out comes Angel and The Gold Diggerz to take Eric and Nate to the back. In the ring, the bell sounds, and Chris Hunter stomps away at Jason in the corner. Chris whips Jason out of the corner, then pulls him back into a shortarm clothesline! Chris lifts Jason back to his feet, and rams him back into the corner. Chris lifts Jason up onto the top turnbuckle and follows suit. Double Underhook Suplex from the top rope by Chris! Chris follows that up with a Double Underhook DDT! Chris climbs back up top, and connects with a swan dive headbutt to Jason's back!]
Randy Boggs: We finally got this underway, and looks like Bronx and Chris have put their differences aside to take out Mayhem, Inc.
King Royce: Looks that way, Randy, and it also looks like Chris is working over Jason's back early on here.
[Chris with a bow and arrow submission on Jason! Chris lets it go after a few seconds, and hits Jason with a backbreaker! 1... 2.. kick out. Chris picks up Jason and whips him into the corner. Chris charges in and Jason moves out of the way and Chris goes all the way through to the ring post! Jason with a rollup! 1... 2... kick out! Jason holds his back, then lifts Chris to his feet. Jason with an armwringer on Chris. Jason rams his shoulder into Chris'! Hammerlock by Jason and into the Crossface Chicken Wing!!! Chris makes the ropes after Jason doesn't wrap him up with his legs. Jason with a hammerlock northern lights suplex! 1.... 2.... kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: Jason Corlett is making a comeback, King, and really working over Chris' arm.
King Royce: Smart man that Jason is.
[Jason picks up Chris and whips him into the corner. Jason comes in and starts to pound away with quicky lefts and rights until he knocks Chris on his ass. Jason stomps the hell out of Chris in the corner, then jumps to the outside. Jason pulls Chris' arm towards the ring post and slams it into the ring post! Jason does it again! Jason pulls Chris all the way out of the ring and whips him towards the ring steps. Chris hits shoulder first! Chris is lifted to his feet and dropped across the guardrail, arm-first! Jason rolls Chris back into the ring. Jason whips Chris to the ropes, no Chris reverses. Clothesline by Chris with his injured arm! Jason takes advantage with a Fisherman's suplex! 1.... 2... kick out!]
Randy Boggs: Jason Corlet is just dominating Chris now.
King Royce: He really is. My how the mighty have fallen.
[Jason picks up Chris and connects with some rights. Jason with a kick to the gut and hits a brainbuster! 1... 2.. kick out! Jason follows up with a big belly to belly suplex! 1... 2.... kick out! Jason whips Chris to the ropes. Chris ducks the clothesline, and goes for a Dragon Suplex! Jason switches positions and hits a full nelson slam on Chris! 1... 2.. kick out!! Jason mounts Chris and pounds away with rights. Jason pulls Chris to his feet, and goes for a suplex. Jason drops Chris stomach-first across the top rope! Jason pulls Chris off the ropes with a double underhook powerbomb! 1... .2... kick out!! Jason picks up Chris and backs him into the corner. Jason unloads with a barrage of punches and kicks to completely take Chris out! Jason back away from his ass-whipping of Chris and the boos start up.]
Randy Boggs: Chris Hunter is in a bad way, King.
King Royce: Right, and since everyone in the audience HATES Jason, I'm sure the fans can get behind Chris, and try to help him out.
[Jason walks back over to Chris in the corner, and Chris kicks him in the gut. Jason doubles over, but straightens back up quickly. Another kick from Chris! Chris climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, and goes for a double-axe handle, but Jason blocks and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex! Chris rolls out onto the apron, and Jason walks over. Jason grabs Chris' head and rams it into the turnbuckle. Jason climbs to the top rope, and grabs Chris for a suplex while he's still standing on the ring apron. Jason powers Chris up and hits a Michinoku Driver II off the top rope!!!!! 1...... 2..... thre.... Chris gets his foot on the bottom rope! Jason peels Chris off the canvas and goes for the tomikaze! Chris reverses and goes for the reverse kryptonite krunch! Jason turns that over and hits the reverse kryptonite krunch on Chris! Instead of going for the cover, and raises back up and walks to the corner. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and attempts the same move off the middle turnbuckle! Chris flips out however and hits a Dragon suplex from the second rope!!!! Both men are down!]
Randy Boggs: Great counters by both men!
King Royce: The match is now in both men's hands.
[Both men are slow to their feet. They meet in the center of the ring come to blows. Chris get the upperhand and lays in the hard knife-edged chops. Chris whips Jason to the ropes. Chris scoops Jason up for a tombstone piledriver! Jason flips all the way through and back to his feet. Chris takes Jason down however and goes for the Silent Death[texas cloverleaf]!!! Jason is fighting in, and rolls Chris up! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Both men quickly back up. Chris swings at Jason, who ducks and goes for a back suplex. Chris spins out, but gets nailed with the Extreme Impact[reverse northern lights suplex]!!!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Jason Corlett has defeated Chris Hunter!
King Royce: This should move Jason Corlett into Television Title contention, Randy.
The cameras fade backstage, and once more outside the closed office of Max Danger. Jessica Barrett-Dox can be heard from the inside.]
Jessica: I'll go and inform Star Struck of the plans.
[Jessica opens the door to the office, and steps outside. She sees the clay pot and cinderblock on the floor, and lets out an almighty scream before making a hasty retreat back inside the office. The camera tries to go inside the office, but the door in slammed in the camera lens. Jessica can be heard from the outside, in hysterics.]
Jessica: They're here. They've left a clay pot and a cinderblock right outside our office. They're no longer coming straight for the cheap imitator, they're playing games.
Max Danger: Calm down Jessica. Garth and Tansji can go and investigate.
[Garth and Tansji nod their approval, as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Hehe, looks like Potter and his buddies are playing mind games with Max.
King Royce: Doesn't he know Max could fire him at any moment?
Randy Boggs: I'm sure he does, but I don't think he really cares.
King Royce: Well, he should.
[The cameras cut to the outside of the Arena-Auditorium, where Ricky Green is beating on the door trying to get back in. Suddenly he hears someone behind him. He turns and sees Syn walking up to the building with his gym bag over his shoulder. Ricky stops Syn as he gets to the door.]
Syn: Get out of the way.
Ricky Green: That title is mine, Syn. You just enjoy it, because it's MINE!
Syn: Right. You can't get into the building, so how are you going to win this title from me? Dumbass.
Ricky Green: Oh I'll get back into the building, Syn. And we I do, you had better watch yourself.
Syn: Yeah, I'll do that. Now get out of my way.
[Syn pushes Green to the side and knocks on the door. It opens up and Syn shows him his pass. Syn stops halfway through the door and turns back to Green.]
Syn: Does it suck being you?
[Syn continues through the door laughing as Green rushes the door. It closes just as he gets to it. He curses and kicks the door as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Ricky Green, the poor guy, just isn't having any luck.
King Royce: Who cares? He sucks.
Randy Boggs: Multi-time champions don't suck.
King Royce: If their name is Ricky Green then they do.
Randy Boggs: Whatever.
[Once again we fade to the backstage area, where Misfit is shown walking. He walks into his locker room and sitting in the center of the room is Chris Hanover. Off to the left is Angelica Dawson, who just shrugs her shoulders. Misfit approaches Chris as he stands up.]
Misfit: What the fuck do you want?
Chris Hanover: I want you in a REAL wrestling match, right now!
Misfit: Well, as much as I'd like to show you that I am a better wrestler than you, I don't really have the time. I have other things to do and besides, I have a chance at the Extreme Title later tonight. Maybe some other time, son.
Chris Hanover: Pussy.
Misfit: What did you just say!?
Chris Hanover: I called you a pussy. Come on, let's wrestle, Misfit. Or are you too scared!?
Misfit: Son, I'm not scared of your ass. I already kicked the hell out of you once, but I don't guess you had enough.
Chris Hanover: No I didn't. That was a match you know. A match you like. I am a wrestler, and I don't think you can beat me in a wrestling match.
Misfit: Well, ya know what? You just keep thinking that, because I'm not stepping into the ring with you tonight, kid.
Chris Hanover: Hey, I've beaten better people than you before, so I can understand why you are a little scared to face me tonight.
Misfit: Chris...
[Angelica steps in front of Misfit.]
Angelica Dawson: You want a wrestling match, Chris, well then you've got one. You and me, RIGHT NOW!
Chris Hanover: Uh.. I... uh...
Angelica Dawson: What, are you scared that a girl might beat you? I'll have you know that I am a very experience wrestler, and there's no doubt in my mind that I could kick you ass!
Chris Hanover: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we? Because you've got yourself a match. See you in the ring.
[Chris Hanover turns and walks from the room as Angelica turns back to Misfit.]
Angelica Dawson: I hope he doesn't get a hard-on while wrestling me.
[Misfit and Angelica start to laugh as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like we've got another match tonight, King!
King Royce: I know I would get a hard-on wrestling Angelica.
Randy Boggs: You'd probably get a hard-on wrestling Mae Young.
King Royce: Yeah, I just might.
Randy Boggs: Sicko.
[The scene cuts backstage as you see Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel enjoying a drink, tag team titles and all. They aren't paying attention as they walk through the halls. You see South of the Border creap around the corner for another attack on Devilz Darkside, as they are planning an attack right away. South of the Border are sneaky, hey they are mexican, it is in their blood. They creap up with in ten feet of the Darkside when out of nowhere a the pop maching on the falls on them! South of the Border is smashed as they lay helpless, but still consious. Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger whirl around to see the team under the machine. They also see a tall and very dark man.....wearing a mask! He smiles at the two and Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger just stare....the scene fades away....]
Randy Boggs: Who the hell was that?
King Royce: Was he helping Devilz Darkside or just going after South of the Border?
Randy Boggs: Too many questions with no answers!
King Royce: Yep, and now it's time for the first female since Goddess to step into a GFWA ring against a man.
Randy Boggs: And Goddess was a former Light Heavyweight Champion. We'll see in time if Angelica has that same type of abilities.
ANGELICA
DAWSON vs. CHRIS HANOVER
Regular Rules Match
["Danger" by Mystikal starts to play as the hooting and hollering from the male fans start up immediately. Through the curtains walk Angelica Dawson with Misfit behind her that draws boos. They head down to the ring, as Misfit threatens some fans in the front row. Angelica slides into the ring, as Misfit continues to jaw with the fans. "Lollipop Porn" by Crazytown kicks up and out comes Chris Hanover. He gets some nice face heat as he heads towards the ring. He gets to the bottom of the ramp when Angelica goes flying over the top rope and connects with a springboard crossbody block! Angelica picks up Chris and rolls him into the ring as the ref signals for the bell.]
Randy Boggs: The lovely Angelica has started off this match with a big high-flying maneuver!
King Royce: God she's beautiful!
[Angelica waits on the apron as Chris gets to his feet. Another springboard by Angelica and this time she takes Chris over with a head scissors takedown! Chris back to his feet, and walks into a boot to the gut. DDT from Angelica! 1... 2.. kick out! Angelica whips Chris into the corner and follows in with a stinger splash! Angelica monkey flips Chris out of the corner then climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Dropkick takes Chris down again! Angelica with an Oklahoma roll! 1... 2... kick out! Angelica sets Chris up for a vertical suplex, but Chris blocks. He blocks the second attempt. Chris with a vertical suplex of his own! Chris rolls through and attempts another one, but Angelica blocks and gets the small package on Chris! 1..... 2..... kick out! Chris attempts a clothesline, but Angelica ducks and gets a crucifix! 1.... 2... kick out! Chris up quickly again, and has his right blocked. Angelica with a forearm to Chris' face, and ducks another Chris lariat. Angelica this time gets the backslide! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Chris bails.]
Randy Boggs: Angelica is just staying one step ahead of Hanover thus far, King.
King Royce: Yeah, the hotty is really on top of her game tonight.
[Misfit starts shouting smartass remarks across the ring at Chris, who just stares back at him. Chris climbs back onto the apron. Angelica over and Chris drives his shoulder into her stomach. Chris flips back into the ring and rushes across the ring. He leaps through the top and middle ropes with a tope and sends Misfit into the guardrail!! Chris slams Misfit into the ring steps and climbs back onto the apron. He yells something at Misfit, giving Angelica time to leap onto Chris' shoulders! Angelica spins around and gives Chris a hurricanranna off the apron!! The crowd is actually behind Angelica somewhat. Angelica shakes her knee as she landed on it funny, and grabs Chris. She goes to whip him into the ring post, but Chris grabs onto it and swings around. He charges back at Angelica and takes her down with a big lariat!]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Chris is starting to make a comeback.
King Royce: Yeah, but that was on fucking awesome hurricanranna by Angelica!
[Chris picks up Angelica and rolls her back into the ring as Misfit regains his composure and pulls a table out from under the ring. He props it up against the ring post, and jumps onto the apron. Chris knocks him off and back into the guardrail again. Angelica with a Stretch Cradle on Chris! 1.... 2.. kick out!!! Chris back up quickly, but again misses the clothesline. Angelica goes for a back suplex, but Chris counters with a hammerlock. Angelica elbows out of that and whips Chris to the corner. Chris reverses and sends Angelica into the corner. Chris charges in, but Angelica pulls herself to the top rope and jumps onto Chris' shoulders again. She rolls forward with the victory roll!! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Chris back up, and is whipped to the ropes. He catches Angelica's arm on the clothesline, and pulls her into the Feeling It[feliner]!! Angelica tumbles through the ropes and to the outside!]
Randy Boggs: Chris finally broke Angelica's momentum with the Feeling It kick!
King Royce: But he couldn't capitalize because Angelica fell through the ropes and to the outside. God, I hope she's alright.
Randy Boggs: Why don't you go find out?
King Royce: Maybe I will.
[Chris goes to the ropes and Misfit pulls down the top rope, and Chris goes falling to the outside! Chris gets up and starts to chase Misfit around the ring. The ref is checking on Angelica who's complaining about a "leg" injury. Misfit rushes past the propped up table, and as Chris gets to it, Chaos jumps over the railing and spears him through the damn table!!! Chaos is all pumped up and rolls Chris back into the ring. Misfit climbs to the top rope and hits the diving headbutt!!! Angelica quickly hops to her feet and slides into the ring. She stalls a bit to play with the crowd, and then gets the lateral press on Chris. 1..... 2.... kick out!!!! Misfit, Chaos, and Angelica are all in shock.]
Randy Boggs: How did Chris kick out of that!?
King Royce: I dunno, but the bastard had better not do it again!
[Angelica lifts Chris to his feet and goes for another hurricanranna! Chris counters with a running Liger Bomb!!!! He can't capitalize with a pin though right away. Chris finally rolls over and drapes an arm over her chest. 1.... 2.... kick out!! Chris pushes himself up, and pulls Angelica up by her hair. Chris whips Angelica to the ropes. She hangs onto the ropes as Chris attempts a dropkick! Angelica regains her composure as Chris gets back to his feet. She goes for the Falling Grace[superkick], but Chris catches her foot! He spins her around and goes for a clothesline! Angelica ducks and goes to the ropes. Bulldog by Angelica! Angelica goes up top and goes for the Kiss of an Angel[senton bomb]!!! Chris rolls out of the way!! Chris grabs Angelica and plants her with the Freak Drop[face-first crucifx bomb]!!!!! 1.... 2.... 3!!!]
Randy Boggs: Chris Hanover has defeated Angelica Dawson!
King Royce: He hurt that beautiful thing!
[Misfit and Chaos rush into the ring and go after Chris. He jumps over the top rope and out of the ring before they can get to him. Misfit continues to yell at Chris as he walks up the ramp. Finally he and Chaos check on Angelica, who's kind of out of it at the moment. The lift her up and help to to the backstage area.]
Randy Boggs: Nice little match, no?
King Royce: I don't care if it sucked, she's one hot female!
Randy Boggs: And one hell of a wrestler!
King Royce: Now THAT'S the complete package!
[The cameras cut backstage where Misfit and Chaos walk through the curtains with Angelica. Misfit suddenly stops and spies Sif and Thor by themselves. Thor is on a cellphone. Misfit tells Chaos to take Angelica back to the locker room. Chaos does so and Misfit starts towards Sif and Thor. Misfit picks up a crowbar on the way over, and crouches behind a stack of chairs, as Sif and Thor have their back turned. Misfit tosses a coin into a dark hallway, drawing Sif's attention. He goes to take a look as Misfit charges at Thor and slams him into the wall! Misfit beats him with the crowbar until Sif returns! He charges at Misfit, who evades his attack, and whacks him in the back of the neck with the crowbar, knocking him out cold. Misfit throws down the crowbar, and walks off laughing as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: That Misfit has struck again!
King Royce: I told ya, he's going to take everyone out!
[We cut backstage to the exterior shot of Max Danger's office. The door opens and out comes Max Danger's personal bodyguards, Garth and Tansji. They slowly step out, shut the door behind them and look around. They see the clay pot and cinderblock on the floor that scared the life out of Jessica Barrett-Dox. Feeling noone else is around, they pick up the offending objects and throw them into a nearby wall, smashing them both to smitherines. Then, the noise of an engine is heard. Abigail Doyle comes speeding to a halt in a golf cart, blocking the doorway to Max's office. She smiles to Garth and Tansji.]
Abigail Doyle: Hi guys. How you doing?
Garth: Little bitch...
[Garth and Tansji move towards Abi, who scampers out of the golf cart. The Jolly Potter, Neophytou and sixty two year old Laurie T. Ince ambush Garth and Tansji, taking them down with a flurry of punches, kicks and chops. Potter finds a nearby steel chair. Ince and Neophytou hold Garth and Potter smacks him over the head with the chair, denting it. Ince and Neophytou then grab Tansji, and Potter hits him in the head with the chair, which now looks rather worse for wear. Suddenly the door swings open.]
Max Danger: Could you keep it down out here, Jessica and I are trying to figure something out!
[Max turns to walk back into the office, when he stops.]
Max Danger: Oh, and stupid bitch Abigail, the door opens inward, not outward. Most people can tell from, ya know, looking at it. Well, carry on.
[Max walks back into his office, shuts and locks the door behind him, as Potter picks up Garth and gives him a Clayhead to the concrete floor. Neophytou measures up a groggy Tansji and knocks him out with The Blur. Abigail is seen smiling in the background.]
Jolly Potter: Two down, two to go.
[The scene fades back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter and Neophytou have taken out Danger's bodyguards!
King Royce: They just got lucky!
Randy Boggs: Right, whatever.
King Royce: And that dumbass Abigail tried to block his door shut, but it opened the opposite way.
Randy Boggs: At least she tried something.
King Royce: I don't care, it was still stupid.
[The cameras AGAIN cut backstage. Misfit, fresh off another attack, is at the consession stand buying beer and popcorn. He grabs the huge beer and chugs it down, and stuffs a mouthful of popcorn. As he turns around, J.J. $tudd punches Misfit in the face and throws him into the concession stand. Misfit tumbles over the stand, and J.J. climbs the stand after him. J.J. pummels Misfit repeatedly and picks Misfit up. J.J. climbs out top of the stand and pulls Misfit towards him. J.J. picks Misfit up over his head and delivers The Conclusion on top of the stand! The stand collaspes from the impact, and Misfit is bounced off the stand to the concrete. J.J. takes Misfit's face and smothers him in the huge heap of popcorn.]
J.J.: Eat your words, Missy! I'll still beat you like a trailer park bitch on Cops every time I see you! Consider this food for thought, Missy. Paybacks are hell...with intrest!
[J.J. stands up and spits on Misfit, when Angelica Dawson, recovered from her last match, sees J.J. and runs towards him. J.J. superkicks Angelica as Angelica falls on top of Misfit.]
J.J.: Hey Missy, that's the closest you've come to having contact with a woman in years! You should be proud you have a bitch that defends you. But you should let her in on our history, that you can never, could never, and will never beat the most cunning, calculated, and controversial specimen who ever killed two birds with one stone! Only difference is..one of them is a chicken!
[J.J. walks off and leaves Angelica and Misfit motionless, as the cameras cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: My god, J.J. $tudd just attacked Misfit AND Angelica Dawson!
King Royce: That bastard did it while Misfit was drinking AND eating. He'll pay for that!
[We return back to where Potter, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince have just laid out Garth and Tansji. Abigail gets back in the golf cart, and reverses away from the door. Potter and company open the door and burst in Max Danger's office, camera crew in close pursuit. They get inside and... Nobody is there. Max Danger and Jessica Barrett-Dox have escaped through a rear door which is still open, taking the fake Jessica with them. Potter is naturally pissed.]
Jolly Potter: Damn that son of a bitch. He's escaped again! I guess we have no choice but to go on another man hunt.
Laurie T. Ince: Are you sure? They could be anywhere, and could arrange a trap for us.
Abigail Doyle: We have to get our Jessica back. We spent all last week searching half of the country with no joy. At least we know they are somewhere in the Arena Auditorium.
Jolly Potter: Less talk, more action.
[Potter walks through the rear door, and the rest follow. We go back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Potter and company are going after Max and company.
King Royce: All these cuts back and forth to the back are making me dizzy.
Randy Boggs: Well, don't watch right now, because looks like we are cutting backstage again.
[We do indeed head backstage, actually to the back of the arena. Ricky Green is standing up against the building, behind a large support beam, as one of the arena workers beats on the door. It comes open, and the worker goes in. As the door begins to shut Ricky Green races over and just gets into the building as the door slams shut behind him.]
Security: HEY! You aren't allowed in here!
[Ricky Green turns and grabs the security officers night stick. He whacks him in the head, knocking him out, and slowly walks away from the scene as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Max Danger had better watch out because Ricky Green is back in the building!
King Royce: Danger has other problems with Potter, Randy.
[Scene fades in once again, this time in the backstage area where, Kris Knight has just got a few refreshments before his match, accompanied by Knight-Out. They happen to notice a camera man sitting on a chair, cleaning the lens, they begin to walk past, but RJ stops them, in order to get a word with the young star.]
RJ: Mr. Knight can I have just a few more comments on your Match tonight with Bronx.
Knight: G*ddamn....alright, alright, fine. Although I think, by now, everyone knows how I feel about this thing. But once more for the cameras won't hurt. Are we ready to record?
RJ: Whenever you are, Mr.Knight.
Kris Knight: Okay. Now, Mr. Bronx, i am gonna reign all over your ass on tonight we fight for the damn title. Common knowledge. I've grown to respect all GFWA wrestlers right now but for now, even you Bronx. Your gonna have to prove yourself time and time again, in matches you are in, because tonight you will have to prove yourself to me as well. Maybe I might be wrong but i think NOT. Maybe you do deserve to get to keep the title, but not when i make my debut. Maybe I've underestimated you like everyone else in the GFWA. Or....maybe I'm just being to nice about the whole situation. Maybe you do suck. Maybe I just don't want to admit it to your sorry ass. I haven't decided which is right yet, but when I do, I'll let you know. What I do know is right is what you will be doing in your promo after Saturday, you'll be in a bed nursing wounds from this Saturday match, we have to put on a good show we are opening the show with skills upon others, well my skills upon others. Tonight, according to me, it will be another loss for you, and well you will be beaten so bad, well you know what I mean. The GFWA TV Title Match, and my win, according to me, is still mine for the taking, and I'm just letting all of these people have their advantage decline and me beat them in the ring again and again. Bronx....I like the train of thought. It's profound statements like that that make me like me. None Of you are right. Everyone knows that I am an up and comer here in GFWA, but one of the damn best.
[Kris Knight hesitates what to say next.]
Knight: I am the pinnacle of the new sensations coming up into the GFWA in a way. I am at the top of my game but not top of GFWA, you have to wait for that. Everyone will want to reach the level of the greats sometime, and i do. All of those guys here and beyond that are training to one day make it to the big leagues: They all run their mouths and say that they can beat someone, i will teach them when i come to GFWA, how to run there mouths better. But we all know that they're bluffing. They can't handle me. Bronx I don't know what else to say really. You are a little legend and a has been to me, who can't make his way, like what I say, has been good today, riming i can do it, I can rime over your ass and then pin you easily, it'll be Knight's Out for you, then he can come in and beat you? The man who thinks he's is a good ol' wrestler, but in my view he's in loser. if you call me that, then prepare for the consequences, and it Doesn't work that way. Some others? They are on my level on a good night, which is just about every night. Bronx....maybe one day you'll realize this goal, but while I'm around, you're just not gonna cut it, in that ring it is my den, I am the lion, and I'll eat you alive. Because I can beat you.... ALL KNIGHT LONG!!
[Kris Knight pushes the camera man away, as it goes to static.]
Randy Boggs: That was Kris Knight giving his final thoughts on his upcoming match against Bronx.
King Royce: Boy, you sure on top of your game tonight!
Randy Boggs: Fuck you.
King Royce: Fine, I won't compliment you again.
Randy Boggs: Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed you were being sarcastic.
King Royce: I was.
Randy Boggs: Figures.
[The cameras cut backstage AGAIN! Misfit is shown stumbling around, and bleeding. He grabs a pole of some sort and uses that to keep his balance. Then in the distance, even with his blurred vision, he sees Tino, Vito, and Handur. Misfit calmly walks up to them and asks them for a smoke. Before the notice who it is, Misfit bashes them all over the head with the pole! Misfit grabs Handur and tosses him through the back door, and locks him out. Vito comes at Misfit, who ducks, and pushes him down the nearby stairs! Tino gets in to hard rights, before Misfit low blows him with the pole, and superkicks him through a plate glass window.]
Misfit: Man, this has been easier than I thought.
[Misfit walks off laughing as we cut back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Again Misfit has attacked.
King Royce: Ya know, I don't even care about this backstage shit anymore, let's get to the wrestling!
Randy Boggs: That sounds like a plan!
Bronx[champion]
vs. KRIS KNIGHT
Television Championship Match
[It's Like That Ya'll" by Fred Durst and Run DMC starts to play as the challenger Kris Knight and his bodyguard, Knight-Out walks through the curtains. Knight is booed as he heads towards the ring. But as he gets halfway down the aisle Bronx comes running from the back to a huge pop and clothesline both men down! Bronx picks up Knight and rolls him back into the ring then slams his bodyguard into the ring steps! Bronx jumps into the ring, and immediatly starts to unload on Knight with rights as the bell sounds. Bronx continues to hammer away at Knight. Bronx picks up Knight but his irish whip is reversed. Bronx takes Knight down with a flying forearm on the rebound. Bronx goes after Knight who rolls out of the ring. Bronx jumps out as well and chases after Knight. Knight rolls back into the ring and Bronx follows suit. Knight stomps Bronx's back to gain control. Knight lays in the boots some more before lifting Bronx to his feet. Irish whip by Knight results in a back body drop. Knight whips Bronx to the ropes again and gives him a flapjack. Knight with a vertical suplex, followed up with a lionsault! 1.... 2.. kick out! Knight picks up Bronx and sends him into the corner. Knight lays in the boots before lifting him to the top turnbuckle. He follows Bronx up, but gets punched off before he can set up the superplex. Knight is quickly back on his feet and catches Bronx trying to stand up on the top turnbuckle, and he takes him down with a top rope sitdown snap mare! Bronx lands on his ass, and Knight comes off the middle turnbuckle with a dropkick to the back of Bronx's head! Knight follows up by underhooking Bron'x arms and hitting a Tiger suplex! 1.... 2... kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: After a quick start, Bronx has been dominated by Knight.
King Royce: Yeah, Knight is looking good so far.
[Bronx is set up for an inverted DDT. Knight drives his elbow into Bronx's sternum on the way down! Knight goes up top and nails the guillotine leg drop! 1.... 2... kick out! Knight brings Bronx to his feet and whips him into the corner. Knight then falls to the ground drawing the ref over. He's holding his leg. Knight-Out grabs Bronx's legs and takes him down. Knight-Out rams Bronx's groin into the ring post! Knight then gets back to his feet, and grabs Bronx's head and pulls him out of the corner. Knight goes for the Tomikaze, but Bronx runs up the corner and flips over onto his feet in front of Knight. Bronx goes for the Bronxdriver[Michinoku Driver], but Knight spins out and wraps Bronx about the waist. They rush towards the ropes, and Bronx holds on, causign Knight to roll backwards. Bronx tries a spinning heel kick but Knight ducks and goes to the ropes again. Another lionsault, but Bronx gets his knees up this time!! Belly to Belly suplex by Bronx! Knight rolls out of the ring as the fans are getting behind Bronx here.]
Randy Boggs: Bronx is starting to come alive and so are these fans.
King Royce: The fans suck.
[Knight walks over to Knight-Out, and Bronx hits a suicide dive onto both men!! Bronx rolls Knight back into the ring, and climbs in himsefl. Knight backs into the corner, and Bronx lays in the stiff ass kicks. Repeated kicks to the ribs and upper leg then a final spinning kick to Knight's face to knock him down. Bronx continues the assault by kicking the hell out of Knight's face before the ref pulls him out of the corner. Bronx comes back in though, and unloads with some punches. Bronx whips Knight out of the corner, and Bronx follows in. Knight grabs onto the top ropes and jumps back over Bronx. Waistlock by Knight. Standing switch by Bronx and he hits the german suplex! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Bronx attempts another one, but Knight fires off some elbows. Knight to the corner and goes for the twisting body press, but Bronx simply steps out of the way! La Misteral Cradle by Bronx! 1.... 2... kick out!! Bronx kicks the charging Knight in the stomach and drives his head to the canvas with a pulling piledriver!! 1.... 2.. kick out!!]
Randy Boggs: Bronx is on a real roll now!
King Royce: Come on Knight!
[Bronx picks up Knight and unloads with some rights. He backs Knight into the corner, who simply grabs Bronx's tights and pulls him through the ropes and into the ring post! Bronx falls onto the apron, as Knight climbs to the top rope. Bronx climbs up as well and hits the Chockerchain[diamond cutter] off the apron and onto the floor!!! Both men are down!!! Bronx is holding his shoulder, as he pulls himself up against the guardrail. Knight is helped up by Knight-Out, and Bronx charges. Knight moves and Bronx plows into Knight-Out!! Bronx turns around as Knight stomps the floor four times, gives the peace out finger and goes for the Superkick! Bronx ducks and Knight nails his own bodyguard, who just got back to his feet! Knight says he's sorry, but that doesn't stop Bronx from lifted Knight onto his shoulders, the dropping him face-first onto the ring steps!!! Bronx rolls Knight back into the ring, and jumps back in himself. Bronx rolls Knight onto his back and hooks the leg. 1..... 2..... thre.... kick out!!!!]
Randy Boggs: I can't believe it, how did Knight kick out of that!?
King Royce: He's a tough man, Randy.
[Bronx lifts the bloody-faced Knight to his feet and rams his forearm into Knight's already busted nose. Bronx with an irish whip on Knight. Knight reverses it and Knight gets the Rolling Single Leg Boston Crab on Bronx!!!!! Bronx is struggling to make the ropes! Knight-Out staggers to his feet and grabs onto Knight's arm, for more leverage! Bronx is going to have to tap because the ref doesn't see what Knight and his bodyguard are doing! Bronx is about to tap when Chris Hunter jumps the railing and takes Knight-Out with a clothesline! Hunter with a T-Bone suplex on Knight-Out, that sends him into the ring steps! Knight releases the hold and shouts at Hunter. Hunter just looks back up at him without saying a word. Knight turns back around, but blocks Bronx's punch. Knight hooks Bronx's leg and goes for the Knights Out[swinging fisherman's neckbreaker]!! Bronx counters by punching the hell out of Knight's ribs to get free. Bronx kicks Kinght in the stomach and nails the Byte[powerbomb into piledriver]!!!! !..... 2..... 3!!!]
Randy Boggs: Bronx has retained his title, King!!
King Royce: What a rip-off!
Randy Boggs: How so?
King Royce: Chris Hunter interfered!
Randy Boggs: He just stopped Knight and his bodyguard from cheating!
[Bronx's music hits as he and Chris Hunter just stare each other down. Bronx is handed his Television Title, and rolls out of the ring, not taking his eye off of Chris Hunter. As Bronx continues to the back, the cameras cut somewhere else, where The Jolly Potter, Abigail Doyle, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince are still on their search for their fake Jessica. They are walking along a corridor in the backstage area, where they literally bump into South Of The Border.]
Tito: Hey man, you want some of South Of The Border? We beat you once. We beat you again.
Jolly Potter: Calm down. We're not after a fight. We not even after the Tag Team Titles.
Papi: Why the hell not?
Jolly Potter: We have far more important business that concerns us.
Abigail Doyle: You may know that Max Danger and Jessica Barrett-Dox have kidnapped the fake Jessica.
Tito: Yeah and what you want we to do?
Abigail Doyle: Well, we want her back. We know you have your problems with Danger too.
Papi: His goons beat us up last week. We want revenge. We break bones.
Abigail Doyle: Yeah, that too. Anyway, if you hear anything about where Danger is, let us know. We could both possibly eliminate a common problem.
Tito: We all take out Danger and his boys and you get back your Jessica. What we get?
Jolly Potter: Erm, well, we'll get you as much tequila as you want for six months.
[Papi's and Tito's eyes light up.]
Papi & Tito: Deal.
Jolly Potter: So let us know if you see or hear anything, and we'll work something out.
[The two groups walk off in opposite directions.]
Laurie Ince: Drinking is no good for you you know.
Jolly Potter: Who cares? Drinking is great.
Abigail Doyle: Ahem, we have someone to look for...
[The Potter group walk off down the corridor and continue their search. We fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Looks like Potter and company have recruited a couple people to help on their search.
King Royce: You should never trust Mexicans.
Randy Boggs: Well, we'll see if that theory holds true later.
[The cameras go backstage yet another fuckin' time, where we see Ricky Green walking and shouting for Max Danger. He then stops and bends down to tie his shoes. While he is bending down, he sees another set of boots next ot his. He looks up, and sees J.J. $tudd standing in front of him. Ricky gets up and stares J.J. in the face.]
J.J.: You said there's nothing I can do about you getting the Omega title. I think I can.
[J.J. whacks Ricky in the head, and Ricky trades blows with him. J.J. spears Ricky to the floor, and they roll around trading punches. Ricky gets the upper hand, and pins J.J. up against the wall. Suddenly, the camera pans to an undisclosed figure smacking Ricky in the head with a laptop computer. Ricky goes down hard clutching his head while J.J. boots the boots to him. The person with the laptop walks into view, and it's Corporate Courtney! She opens up the laptop and looks at J.J.]
J.J.: Court, take a memo. Ricky Green isn't worth the hard drive space you typed! Go back to wrestling in the high school gym, where you belong!
[J.J. and Courtney walk away, leaving Ricky rolling in pain. And we head back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Ricky Green was looking for Max Danger, but was found by J.J. $tudd instead!
King Royce: Cool. That's all I got to say, I'm tired and lazy.
Randy Boggs: Fair enough.
["Nutshell" by Alice in Chains picks up and the crowd goes nuts. The Butcher walks out from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the rampway sucking in the cheers from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and jumps in. The announcer hands him a microphone and the Commissioner stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd.]
The Butcher: Last week we found out that Jostrodomus has torn his ACL and MCL and will be out of action for a few weeks. He will have to undergo a few surgeries to repair the damage. Too bad for him. But we also found out that Max Danger has appointed him as the new Vice President of the GFWA.
[The crowd boos.]
The Butcher: I'm not happy about this and I can tell that you aren't either. Jostrodomus, who the hell do you think you are? I can handle you screwing up the main event. I can handle you becoming the new Vice President. But I cannot handle you walking off with the new GFWA Championship belt!
["Victory" by Puff Daddy kick's up all over the arena as The NEW VICE PRESIDENT starts to make his way to the ring. He emerges through the curtains in his wheel chair and starts to wheel down the ramp.]
Jostrodomus: Now old on Butch...let me get down here and we'll have a little heart to heart.
[He reaches the end of the ramp and gets up on his crutches. He walks up the steps and slowly gets into the ring. Him and Butch look at each other eye to eye.]
Jostrodomus: Now...Butcher. Before you go off trash talking me...let's get a few things straight. Your belt...it's in good hands. You. You may not be come next week.
The Butcher: I highly doubt that belt is in GOOD hands! Just what the hell is your problem?
Jostrodomus: My problem? Is your head not working right you sorry piece of sh*t. You're my god damn problem.
[The Butcher gets even closer to Jostrodomus, close enough to where he can feel Jostrodomus breathing on his neck.]
The Butcher: * laughs * I'm your problem? Heh. I put you in the very place you are now. Remember? Who was it that gave you that Championship shot? Me! I thought you could be a good Champion but you went against everything that belt stands for. I look at you now and I'm disgusted!
Jostrodomus: I look at you and I laugh Butcher. You want to be the highlight. You want to have the fame that I do. You want the fans to cherish your every step as they did mine. But you know what? They won't? Your not me...you'll never be like me Butcher, no matter how much you try. You hate me cause I have the things you don't. You hate me because I'm the top star whether I'm GFWA World Champion or whether you are.
The Butcher: You think I want to be like you?
[The Commissioner shakes his head and laughs at the notion.]
The Butcher: You are right about one thing: I envied you and your quick rise to the top. I envied your will to never give up. When I looked at you I saw myself and what I was like 20 years ago. I was young and the sky was the limit. But I blew it. It took me 20 years to get back to the main event and win what eluded me for so long. Now that I look back, you were too young to get that Title shot and the Championship. You used the business for your own gain. Look at these fans, boy...they don't give a rat's ass about you. You...used them. You... betrayed them. Most of all you let that gold get into your head and it destroyed whatever brain you had. You went on an ego trip. Now look at you. Crutches, messed up legs....
Jostrodomus: The last thing I have to say to you tonight is this... watch yourself Butcher. I have friends... remember that.
[Butcher turns around and Joz nails him in the back with the crutches...the fans start to boo as Joz hits him one more time.]
Jostrodomus: I said watch yourself bitch!
["Victory" by Puff Daddy kicks up all over the arena as Joz limps to the back on one crutch.]
Randy Boggs: My god, King! Joz just laid out Butcher for the second straight week with his crutch!
King Royce: He deserved it.
Randy Boggs: What the hell have you been smokin'!? He did nothing to provoke Joz!
King Royce: He was in the ring.
Randy Boggs: What?
King Royce: You deaf!? I said Butch was in the ring, which is provocations enough for Joz!
[As The Butcher is starting to get to his feet "Pain" by 2pac hits. The place starts to cheer, with a little boos mixed in from the drunks and internet smarks. Payne walks through the curtains and heads down to the ring. The Butcher staggers to his feet, then sees Payne climbing into the ring. "Pain" cuts off, as Payne grabs a mic and walks over to Butcher.]
Payne: Commish, I hate Joz as much as you do, and I want nothing to take that championship away from him! Well, I may not be able to get it from the crippled bastard just yet, but I don't need the damn title belt to be the champion. All I need is Kan tonight in this very ring with the gold on the line. That way I would be at least the champion in name, evne without the belt! So give me Kan!
The Butcher: I'd love to do that for you Payne. But Kan isn't competing tonight. He has a sore neck and has to rest it. You will however face a person that you've never faced before. Someone that these people all know and someone that normally wouldn't be facing a main eventer like yourself this early in his GFWA career. But this is a special night and you will have to face, in a no DQ match...... THE CROW!!!
PAYNE
vs. THE CROW
No Disqualification Match
[The place goes ballistic as "Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails blasts throughout the now darkened arena. A spotlight shines on the entrance way as The Crow steps through the curtains. The crowd's cheering grows louder the closer The Crow gets to the ring. The Crow stands on the top turnbuckle as the cheers grow even louder. The lights come back up as The Butcher slides out of the ring and the ref signals for the bell. Payne jumps at Crow and knocks him off the top rope and into the guardrail!! Payne climbs out of the ring and rams Crow into the ring steps! Payne with an atomic drop on The Crow, then clotheslines him over the railing and into the crowd! Payne steps over the railing and nails Crow with a big right. Payne whips Crow back into the guardrail. Crow jumps onto the guardrail, and nails Payne with a moonsault to take him down! Crow picks up Payne and tosses him back over the railing. Dropkick off the railing by Crow that sends Payne into the ring apron. Crow charges at Payne, who flips the Crow up. Crow does a handstand on the apron, bounces off the ropes, and DDTs Payne on the way back down!! Crow picks up Payne and rolls him back into the ring. Crow climbs to the top rope, and nails Payne with a flying back elbow from the top! Crow goes to the ropes as Payne gets to his feet, but is doubled over. Crow with a swinging neckbreaker on Payne!! Crow follows up with a middle rope moonsault!! 1.... 2..... kick out by Payne!]
Randy Boggs: Payne gained the early advantage, but The Crow has taken over now.
King Royce: Payne was caught off guard with this announcement, and probably pissed since he didn't get Kan tonight.
[The Crow brings Payne to his feet and whips him into the corner. Crow charges in, but Payne flips him over the top rope. Crow lands on the apron, and yanks Payne to the mat by his hair. Crow with a split-legged springboard moonsault that eats knees! Payne grabs Crow and tosses him into the corner. Payne unloads with knees to the gut, right hands to the face, and european uppercuts! Payne lifts Crow into fallaway slam position and climbs to the middle turnbuckle! Fallaway Slam[aka Final Prayer] from the middle rope!! Payne heads up top, and connects with his big ass flying elbow!! 1..... 2..... kick out!!!! Payne with a massive snap powerbomb on The Crow!! Payne lifts Crow back up again and completes the double powerbomb with a sitdown powerbomb!! 1..... 2... kick out!! Payne whips Crow to the ropes, who ducks his clothesline, but runs right into a big boot! Payne with a gorilla press on Crow and tosses him over the top rope and to the concrete floor!!!]
Randy Boggs: What impressive strength by Payne!
King Royce: I'll say.
[Payne slides out of the ring, as Crow struggles to his feet. Payne clotheslines Crow from behind to take him back down. Payne with a delayed vertical suplex on the ramp! Payne attempts a piledriver, but Crow backdrops him. Crow hits Payne with his own piledriver!!!! Crow goes back to the ring and climbs to the top. Crow with a frog splash off the top and hits nothing but knees!!! Crow rolls holding his stomach in pain, as Payne picks him up. Payne tosses Crow into the ring steps, then charges at him. Crow rolls out of the way and Payne crashes into the steps!! Crow, still holding his stomach, pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets it up at ringside, as Crow rolls Payne back into the ring. Crow with the Crossface Chicken Wing on Payne!! Payne runs backwards and rams Crow into the corner to release the hold. Crow however pulls Payne back and attempts the Tornado DDT! Payne counters by tosses Crow over the top rope and to the floor!! Payne slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle. Payne nails Crow with a cross body block!!!!! Payne rolls Crow back into the ring, and goes for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb]!! Crow wiggles out and nails Payne with a neckbreaker!!! Both men are down!!]
Randy Boggs: Both men are down, King!
King Royce: This has been a great matchup thus far, and either man could take it.
[Crow and Payne slowly get back to their feet. Payne is up against the ropes, and Crow charges. Payne goes to flip Crow over, but Crow contorts his body and lands on Payne's shoulders[crotch in the back of Payne's head]!! Crow spins around on his shoulders and goes for a hurricanranna, but Payne blocks and lifts Crow back up for a powerbomb! Crow just flips through and sunset flips Payne! Payne rolls through that and lunges at Crow, who gets him in a single leg boston crab!!!!! Payne makes the ropes!! Crow with a beautiful spinning heel kick to take Payne down! Crow goes up top and nails the senton bomb!!! 1..... 2...... kick out!!! Crow whips Payne to the ropes, but it's reversed. Crow slides between Payne's legs, and continues to the ropes. Payne just grabs Crow's head on the way by and forces him over the top rope. Crow lands on the apron, as Payne has his back turned! Crow goes for a springboard clothesline, but Payne catches him by the throat! Chokeslam by Payne!!!! Payne lifts Crow up for the Crucifixion again, and says he's going to toss him through the table on the outside, getting a HUGE pop from the crowd. Crow slips out and wraps Payne up about the waist. Payne goes to the ropes, but Crow holds on to rolls Payne over! 1...... 2..... Payne kicks out! Payne charges at Crow, and he clotheslines him over the top rope, and onto the apron! Crow is lifted to his feet and Payne climbs out onto the apron. Payne sets Crow up for the Crucifixion again, when Kan jumps over the railing by the announcers. He slides into the ring and rushes towards Payne and Crow. He runs into them, knocking them off the apron and through the table!!!]
Kan: Hey Payne! You want me!? Well I'm right here!! Come and get me!!
[The Butcher slides into the ring and grabs Kan. Kan and Butcher get face to face.]
The Butcher: What the hell are you doing?
Kan: Whatever I damn well please!
The Butcher: You're ruining this match, Kan! Get the hell out of here!
Kan: I don't believe I will. In fact I think I'll..
[Kan kicks The Butcher in the nuts, and hits the Kan of Slam[pumphandle backbreaker]!!! Kan slides out of the ring and goes up to the time keeper.]
Kan: Ring the damn bell, because this bastard is over!! No winner tonight, folks... sorry.
[The time keeper rings the bell as "Prince Charming" kicks up, and Kan walks around the ring. The boos are deafening, as Kan looks down and laughs at both The Crow and Payne. He then heads up the ramp as the fans pelt him with trash.]
Randy Boggs: That asshole just ruined a great match!
King Royce: I know, cool isn't he?
Randy Boggs: I hate you.
King Royce: I don't care.
[The scene shifts backstage as you see Devilz Darkside eating in the kitchen area that the Wrestlers are aloud to eat at. Sitting across the table is our masked man! You can hear the conversation as the Darkside and our stranger are unaware of what is going.]
Hellz Angel: Let me get this straight. You are new to the federation, want to get off on the right foot, and you want us to help.
Masked Man: Correct.
Devilz Messenger: And why us?
Masked Man: Isn't it obvious. You guys can do some damage. And I need that when I start out. I need the whole time, and you two seem like the type who can be trusted. Hell you have saved more asses than people realize.
Hellz Angel: True. Well think about it.... better yet lets see what you are capable of. You do good, then we are in.
Masked Man: What am I going to do?
Devilz Messenger: You ever heard of the potter promise.....
[The camera suffers technical difficulties and is shifted back to the ring side.]
Randy Boggs: Who is this new guy, King?
King Royce: Hell if I know, but he must be somewhat good if DD are even considering him to be apart of their little group.
Randy Boggs: And what's all that about knowing what the potter promise is?
King Royce: You are such a fuckin' dumbass!
Randy Boggs: Shut up.
[The cameras cut backstage where Angelica Dawson and Jason Corlett are seen walking around. They come up on Erika, who's grabbing a bite to eat from the catering table. Angelica and Jason look at each other and smile. Then they move in on Erika, who runs away. Angelica is closest and turns the corner. Jason then comes around the corner and sees Angelica laying on the ground next to a production case. Jason then looks up and sees Kan standing there.]
Kan: It wasn't me!
[Kan then turns and runs after Erika, who never stopped. Jason follows after him, but loses him quickly. Jason then goes into the kitchen and sees a large refigerator in the back corner, with the door halfway open. Jason smiles and creeps up to the frig. He reaches out for the door when a masked man nails him in the back of the head! The masked man then pushes Jason into the frig and locks the door. Kan then comes out from behind some counters, and stands beside the masked man.]
Kan: Hey Jason? Kan you hear me? Hope so cause I've got a warning for ya. In this Galaxy there is no room for failures, and even less for traitors!
[Kan, Erika, and the masked man all walk away as we head back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Who the hell was that masked man!?
King Royce: Shit Randy, I don't know. He's wearing a goddamn mask so quit asking that fuckin' question!
[There's nothing but silence from Randy, as we head backstage for yet another fuckin' time. Neo and Jolly are walking around trying to find Max. They turn the corner past the kitchen area and find the Devilz Darkside standing at the end of the hall. They perk up and look like they are ready to attack. You can see Hellz Angel smile as he waves and then takes off his belt. He hangs it of the rafter only inches above him. Devilz Messenger follows suit. Hellz Angel smiles again.]
Hellz Angel: We are leaving the GFWA, and we want you to have the titles. We'll back away and let you take them.
[Neo and Jolly have no idea that Hellz Angel is lying through he teeth because they are not leaving.]
Hellz Angel: Now come and get it.
[Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger back away slowly and get about 50 meters away form the the titles. Neo and Jolly Potter sprint to the titles, they are in mid break when out of nowhere a masked man swings down from the rafters and lays out Neo and Potter. The crack of a bat is heard as it nails them both. Potter holds his head and Neo lies unconsious. The Masked man grabs the titles and heads down to Hellz Angel. He hands both men their titles as the camera moves in closely. Angel thinks this is fine and dandy, he wants everyone to hear what he is about to say.]
Angel: Enough of this stupid stuff. It is easy to fool the idiotic. Now on to the big boys.
[The scene cuts back to the ring.]
Randy Boggs: Who...
King Royce: Just shut the FUCK UP!!!!
[Again silence from Randy.]
King Royce: It's time for our next goddamn match, which Danger booked even though he didn't want Green in the building. This is his punishment for breaking back in.
RICKY
GREEN vs. J.J. $TUDD
Extreme Rules Match
[Ricky Green's music hits as Ricky Green walks out, obviously. The pop he gets is amazing, when you consider just yesterday he was a big-time heel. Now, since he's at odds with Danger, he's getting pops. Weird, no? Anyway, Ricky Green is amazed by the pop as well as he heads toward the ring, with a HUGE smile on his face. Ricky slides into the ring as "Tatooed Bruise" by Double Drive kicks up. Through the curtains walks J.J. $tudd with Courtney, who gets the whistles and hoots from the horny males. JJ, however, gets booed preety damn loudly. JJ rushes to the ring and slides in. He and Ricky trade blows as the bell sounds. Ricky gets the upperhand, and hits the "kiss the right" punch and it sends JJ over the top rope and to the floor. Asai moonsault by Ricky to take JJ back down again! Ricky lifts up JJ and rams him crotch-first into the ring post! Ricky then hits JJ with a back suplex on the concrete! Ricky picks up JJ and whips him into the guardrail. Ricky follows up with a dropkick that knocks JJ over the railing. Ricky climbs back onto the apron and to the top rope. Ricky with a suicide senton onto JJ in the front row!! Ricky climbs back over the railing and back into the ring to celebrate as the crowd goes wild.]
Randy Boggs: The fans love Ricky, King!
King Royce: I always knew the people in Wyoming were missing a few screws.
[JJ stumbles over the railing and Ricky hits him with a baseball slide that sends him back against the railing. Ricky charges at JJ, grabs his hair and jumps over the railing, bulldogging JJ onto the railing! Ricky climbs back onto the railing as JJ stumbles around. Ricky runs across the railing and hits a blockbuster on JJ!! Ricky jumps up and raises his arms as the crowd is firmly behind him. Ricky pulls a ladder out from under the ring, and rams it into JJ's stomach! Ricky slams it down across JJ's back, then across his face to knock him on the ground. Ricky sets the ladder up against the ring, and whips JJ into it! JJ hits upside down and lands on the back of his neck! Ricky grabs the ladder and sets the very end on the ring steps. Ricky lifts JJ onto the ring apron, and gives JJ the release vertical suplex onto the ladder!! JJ just lays there as Ricky climbs all the way to the top rope and hits the 450 Splash onto JJ and the ladder!!!]
Randy Boggs: Holy shit, Ricky Green has brought his A-game tonight!
King Royce: Maybe he isn't so bad after all.... nah, he still sucks!
[Ricky holds his stomach, but quickly gets back on the offensive and rolls JJ back into the ring. Ricky bends over to pick up the ladder when Courtney comes over. Ricky blocks her attempt to bash him in the head with her laptop again, and yanks it from her. Ricky tosses it on the ground as Courtney slowly backs away. Ricky picks up the ladder and JJ baseball slides it back into Ricky's face!!! JJ with a top con hilo onto Ricky!! JJ, who's in A LOT of pain, slowly lifts Ricky to his feet, and leans him against the ring apron. JJ picks up the ladder and rams it into him!!! JJ lays the ladder on the ground, and samoan drops Ricky onto it!!! JJ tosses Ricky back into the ring, and slides the ladder in as well. JJ sets the ladder up in the corner, and hits Ricky with an implant DDT! JJ starts to climb the ladder, when Syn comes running out! Syn jumps onto the apron and onto the top turnbuckle. Syn pushes over the ladder and sends JJ crashing to the outside!!!! Syn prepares to jump off onto JJ, when Chaos slowly creeps out. Ricky gets to his feet in the ring, but falls into the ropes, causing Syn to crotch himself! Syn falls off the top rope and onto the apron. Chaos makes his move. He sets up a table by the ring apron, and grabs Syn. Chaos puts Syn through the table with a piledriver off the apron!!! Chaos climbs back onto the apron to celebrate, as the fans boo! Ricky dropkicks Chaos off the apron from behind and into the guardrail!!]
Randy Boggs: This is just some crazy action, King!
King Royce: Why exactly are Syn and Chaos out here?
Randy Boggs: Because they can I guess.
King Royce: Well, they are just making this match less enjoyable.
Randy Boggs: I guess you're just going to have to deal with it.
[Ricky climbs out of the ring and sends JJ back under the bottom rope. Ricky climbs to the top rope, and grabs the ladder. Ricky jumps onto the ladder and rides it down onto JJ!! Chaos and Syn get to their feet on the outside, and immediately come to blows! They start fighting up the ramp, when Angel comes out. He starts to brawl with Chaos. All three men brawl to the back, as Ricky whips JJ to the ropes. Leg lariat by Ricky! Sharpshooter by Ricky!!! JJ grabs onto the ladder, and with all his might tosses the end of it into the back of Ricky's head! Ricky releases the hold, and holds the back of his head. JJ with a diving interverted DDT and both men are down! Ricky is the first back to his feet, and walks over to JJ while still holding the back of his head. Ricky grabs JJ by the hair and goes for the neckbreaker, but JJ spins around and hits a reverse stunner!!! JJ with a butterfly suplex!! 1.... 2... kick out!! JJ whips Ricky to the ropes, and he goes for the spinning DDT, but JJ holds on and counters with a northern lights suplex onto the ladder! JJ rolls through and slingshots Ricky into the corner! JJ picks up the ladder and tosses it into Ricky, the dropkicks the ladder back into Ricky, knocking him through the ropes and onto the apron. The ladder falls against the ropes, as JJ walks over to grab Ricky. Ricky jumps off the apron and pulls down on the ladder, knocking it back up into JJ's face!!]
Randy Boggs: Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
King Royce: I'd say so, look at the blood pouring out of his nose.
[JJ sits up and blood just shoots out of his nose. JJ doesn't worry with it though and gets to his feet. Ricky struggles to his feet on the outside, and JJ climbs onto the apron. He grabs the ladder and rams it into Ricky's face! Ricky falls onto the announce table. JJ climbs back into the ring and sets up the ladder. JJ begins to climb as the fans start to get on their feet to see what's going to happen. JJ stands atop the ladder, and does something he normally doesn't, and that's a big flying elbow!! Ricky moves! JJ goes crashing though the announce table!!! JJ is out cold as the fans are chanting "Holy Shit!". Ricky staggers to his feet and has trouble keeping upright. He leans against the guardrail, then starts to stomp away at JJ! Ricky grabs the ladder and sets it up against the ring. Ricky picks up JJ and whips him into the ladder! Ricky blasts JJ with a monitor as he bounces off the ladder! Ricky picks up JJ and rolls him back into the ring. Ricky pulls the ladder in and lays it near the corner. Ricky with a snap suplex onto the ladder! Ricky is going up top. Shooting Star Press by Ricky Green!!! JJ moves!!! Ricky slams into the ladder!!!! The Conclusion[flatliner] by JJ!!!! Both men are down!!!]
Randy Boggs: Ricky Green missed his finisher, but JJ didn't.
King Royce: But JJ can't capitalize!
[JJ starts to stir and rolls over. He lays on arm onto Ricky and the ref counts. 1...... 2...... thre.... kick out!! JJ is in shock, and whistles to Courtney. She slides a steel chair into the ring, and blasts Ricky with the chair!! JJ snaps and starts to pound on Ricky Green with the steal chair!! JJ covers. 1...... 2.... thre..... KICK OUT!!! JJ lays Ricky inside the ladder, and goes to pound on him with the chair again. Ricky kicks the ladder up into the chair, which smacks JJ in the face!! It staggers JJ and Ricky dropkicks the ladder back into JJ's face!!! Ricky whips JJ to the ropes, and hits a flying back elbow!! Ricky with a Tiger Driver!! 1...... 2.... kick out!!! Ricky with a hurricanranna rollup on JJ as the fans are really getting into this! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Ricky whips JJ into the corner and hits the stinger splash!! Here comes Star Struck with a huge smile on his face!! Ricky leaps over the top rope and nails Star Struck!!!!! Ricky rolls back into the ring and ducks JJ's lariat, and hits the release german suplex!!! 1.... 2... kick out!!! Ricky goes to the ropes, and Star Struck bashes him in the back with a steel chair!! The Conclusion from JJ!! 1..... 2...... 3!!!!]
Randy Boggs: J.J. $tudd has one it with a little help from Star Struck.
King Royce: He didn't need the help.
["Tatooed Bruise" kicks up as J.J. celebrates to boos from the crowd. Star Struck rolls into the ring and gets in Ricky's face.]
Star Struck: You fuck with Danger, and you get dealt with!
[Star Struck gets up and turns around. He stops suddenly as JJ is standing there with a large smile on his face.]
Star Struck: Hey man, I helped you out.
J.J. $tudd: I know, thanks but...
[JJ gives The Conclusion to Star Struck!]
J.J. $tudd: I don't need any help from a little bitch like you!
["Tatooed Bruise" continues to play as JJ and Courtney jump out of the ring and head towards the back.]
Randy Boggs: Star Struck got what he deserved, I would say.
King Royce: Told ya JJ didn't need the help.
Randy Boggs: I hardly see how him giving Star Struck The Conclusion means he didn't need his help.
King Royce: He just didn't Randy, trust me.
The scene shifts to Chaos, after finally getting away from Syn and Angel. He's in his dressing room flipping through the channels before stopping on Dukes of Hazzard. The chicks hot man! Then all of a sudden there is a knock on his door.
Royce: Dukes of Hazzard! Yeah! Let's do a little roleplaying Randy, you be Boss Hog I'll be Rosco.
Boggs: Shut up you Ssouthern Redneck hick wannabe.
[Chaos gets up to check out the noise, he opens the door and it looks empty as Chaos looks to his right and goes to look the right when he is all of a sudden KOed by a lead pipe and the camera looks up to see "The eXtreme One" Sean Jones standing over the motionless body of Chaos.]
Sean: Yeah that's what I thought, next time you know better than to f*ck with the definition of eXtreme!
Boggs: Absolutely Brutal!
Royce: Damn Boss Hog do your job.
Boggs: Whatever in the hell are you talking about?
Royce: You're no fun.
[Sean kicks Chaos as Chaos lay there holding his head, Sean takes his lead pipe and puts it around the neck of Chaos.]
Sean: TELL ME WHERE MISFIT IS!!!
Chaos: *Red In Face* F*CK YOU!!
Sean: No! TELL ME!
[Sean applies even more pressure upon Chaos's throat.]
Chaos: BOILER ROOM!
Sean: Thanks.
[Sean hits Chaos in the back with his lead pipe as he walks away. Chaos lay stretch out in the hallway as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Quick question, why would Misfit be in the boiler room, their match is next?
King Royce: It was obviously a lie by Chaos.
Randy Boggs: Well, whatever.
[We fade backstage again, where outside the kitchen area, The Jolly Potter, Abigail Doyle, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince are still searching for the kidnapped fake Jessica.]
Jolly Potter: I'm starving. We've been walking for hours. Let's rustle up a bite to eat.
[The four enter the kitchen, where they make a discovery.]
Jolly Potter: DANGER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GIVE BACK JESSICA NOW!
Jessica: Give me back? I was never with you.
Fake Jessica: Me you stupid bint.
[Jessica slaps fake Jessica.]
Jessica: Shut up or do we have to gag you.
[Potter begins to motion towards Danger, with Neophytou and Laurie right behind.]
Max Danger: Stop right there Potter. One more step and you're all fired. But I've got a proposition for you. You can have your ugly-ass Jessica back, IF you do something for me? Now, I won't tell you what it is first, but only after you make your decision. So what'll it be?
[Potter and his group get their heads together to confer. Potter and Neophytou turn back to face Danger, but are stunned to be met by the fists of Star Struck and Damian Slone. Star Struck and Slone maintain the upper hand over Potter and Neophytou whilst Max restrains Laurie and Jessica restrains fake Jessica. Abigail starts a brawl with Jessica, and the two have a cat fight on the kitchen floor. Fake Jessica is free, and tries to haul off Star Struck, who merely plants her on the floor, leaving her hurt. Potter and Neophytou slowly get up, but Star Struck and Slone smash plates over their heads, knocking them to the floor in a heap. Max pulls Jessica away from Abigail, and Max, Jessica, Star Struck and Damian Slone all leave with a hurt fake Jessica, leaving Abigail tending to a hurting Potter, Neophytou and Laurie as we fade back to the arena.]
Randy Boggs: Jesus! Potter and company were just laid out!
King Royce: Uh, right. That right there just proves how big of an idiot English people are.
Randy Boggs: Do you realize that you are making NO fuckin' sense tonight?
King Royce: Do I care? NO!
Randy Boggs: Whatever, it's time for out main event, King.
King Royce: Good!
MISFIT
vs. SEAN JONES
Two out of Three Falls Extreme Title Match
[Misfit's music kicks up as the boos start immediately. No one comes out though. The G-Tron then lights up with live action. It is footage backstage of Misfit fighting with Baldur and Wyrd of True Godds, Inc. They have him back up against a wall, but Misfit surges forward and knocks both men down. Misfit rips the fire extinguisher off the wall and bashes both men in the head. He drops the extinguisher, straightens his pants and heads down the corridor. Then we cut back to the arena, with his music still playing, and Misfit walks through the curtains. The boos grow very loud as Misfit heads to the ring with quite the snarled looked. He begins setting up tables all around the ring when "Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX starts to play. Through the curtains walks Devilz Darkside leading Sean Jones towards the ring. He gets a small pop for being with Devilz Darkside, whom the fans respect but still hate. But once Devilz Darkside continues to the ring and Sean Jones starts to pose and taunt, he gets booed heavily. Jones then stops in the middle of the ramp and stares down Misfit who just got into the ring. Jones then takes off in a dead sprint towards the ring. When he gets to where the ramp ends "Mr. Extreme" Jason Corlett pops from around the rail and knocks him with his "specialty bat" (Barbedwire Bat). He picks him up again and cracks him across his bare back, causing blood to already start, he then rolls Jones into the ring to a smiling Misfit. And the ref calls for the bell. Devilz Darkside then walk up behind the laughing Jason Corlett. Angel taps him on the shoulder and Jason slowly turns around. Angel and Messenger start to pound on Jason, then puts him through a table with the Hellraiser[double uranage] to the delight of the crowd.]
Randy Boggs: Jason Corlett has given Misfit the early advantage, but he got the Hellraiser through a table for his troubles.
King Royce: Jason's a dumbass for trying something with Darkside out there.
[Back in the ring, Misfit yells at Devilz Darkside who hold up their hands like they did nothing, while still smirking. Misfit pokes his head through the ropes and tells Darkside to get in the ring. Misfit even holds open the ropes for him, but Darkside just decline. Misfit calls them pussies, and turns around and gets nailed superkick to the jaw! Misfit falls through the ropes and to the outside, where he lands at the feet of Darkside. They just stand there as Sean Jones climbs onto the apron. Misfit pulls himself up by holding onto Angel's tights. Misfit then goes to hit Angel, who ducks, and Jones hits Misfit with a shoulder block off the apron! Misfit stumbles back into the guardrail, as Jones walks over. Jones grabs Misfit by the hair and rams it into the guardrail. Jones leads Misfit over to the ring steps, but Misfit blocks this time. Misfit slams Jones' head into the ring steps then whips him into the guardrail! Misfit charges and hits a cross body on Jones, sending both men over and into the crowd. Misfit picks up Jones and starts to pound away with rights. Misfit grabs a little boy's crutch and breaks it across Jones' back! The boy, instead of crying, cheers like a damn maniac. Misfit then slams Jones into the concrete wall. Misfit grabs a garbage can and smashes it into Jones' face! Jones staggers around and falls onto some steps. Misfit follows and slams Jones up against the wall, then into the handrail! Misfit leads Jones to the top of the stairs, and tosses him into another trash can! Misfit takes an older man's toy "I Kan" Express and busts it over Jones' head! Jones falls onto the railing, and Misfit lifts Jones onto his shoulders[crotch in back of Misfit's head], and falls backwards, causing Jones to hit the back of his head on a seat! Misfit picks up Jones and slams him up against a wall. Jones is slumped over, as Misfit grabs some beer from the beer vendor and chugs 'em down! Misfit then takes the beer tray and charges at Jones! Jones flips Misft up and over the small wall! Misfit hits the hardwood floor eight feet below with a loud thud! Jones falls on his ass, completely out of it.]
Randy Boggs: Damn, that's gotta hurt!
King Royce: Ya think? How about you let me toss you eight feet onto hardwoord floor?
Randy Boggs: I'm thinking.. no.
[Misfit starts to kinda stir on the floor as Jones pulls himself up against the small wall. He's a little woozy and staggers to the steps. Misfit rolls onto his stomach, and gets to all fours. Jones makes it down the steps, and turns the corner. Misfit gets to one knee, and looks over at Jones staggering around. Misfit stands upright, then gets woozy himself. Misfit and Jones both regain their composure, and come to blows! Jones gets the upperhand and slams Misfit into the wall! Jones pounds Misfit with left and rights to Misfit's ribs and face. Jones grabs Misfit's arm and flings him towards the fans, who scatter, and Misfit smashes into the chairs! Jones picks up one of the chairs, taps the ground, and whacks Misfit in the head! Misfit takes one step backwards and almost falls over, but stays upright somehow. Jones brings the chair back again and clobbers Misfit in the face! Misfit goes to one knee, but doesn't go down. Misfit has the chair rammed into his chest, doubling him over and onto all fours. Misfit leans up and looks up at Jones from his knees. Jones taps the floor again with the chair, then takes a big homerun swing, knocking Misfit backwards and onto his back. Jones walks over, and picks up the now bloody-faced Misfit. Jones leads Misfit to the guardrail and tosses him over. Jones grabs Misfit and whips him into the ring steps! The momentum causing Misfit to hit the steps upside down and fall onto the back of his neck! Jones grabs another chair, and nails Misfit in the head again! Misfit slowly falls over and onto his stomach. Jones pulls Misfit up by his pants, and tosses him back into the ring. Jones follows in with the chair. Jones unfolds the chair and places it in the center of the ring. Jones picks up Misfit and whips him to the ropes. Misfit, however, uses the last of his strength to reverse the whip, and monkey flip Jones onto the opened chair!! Misfit falls back to the mat, as Jones holds his back in pain.]
Randy Boggs: Uh... ouch.
King Royce: You got that right.
[Misfit lifts his head up and sees Jones having trouble with his back. Misfit gets to his feet and falls into the ropes. He gains his balance, and grabs the chair. He folds it up, but stops to lean on it for a second. Misfit then walks over to Jones, who's got his back turned and leaning on the ropes. Misfit whacks Jones in the back with the chair! Jones falls to his knees. Misfit lifts the chair up again and smacks Jones across the back again! Jones screams out in pain, as he falls face-first to the canvas. Misfit picks up the chair and straddles Jones. Misfit drives the end of the chair into Jones' back!!! Misfit then stands to the side of Jones and starts to really hammer Jones' back with the steel chair! Misfit tosses the chair aside, and has a few comments for Devilz Darkside. Misfit jumps to the outside and grabs himself a table. Misfit slides the table into the ring, and sets it up in the corner. Misfit picks up Jones and lays him face-down onto the table. Misfit picks up the chair and starts to climb to the top. Electric Chair Drop from Misfit!!! He nails Jones in the back with it!!!!! Pieces of the table fly across the ring, as Misfit jumps up holding the back of his leg. Misfit shakes the pain away as best he can, and drags Jones from the broken table and makes the cover. 1........ 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!!! Misfit can't believe it!!! He jumps up and gets into the ref's face! Misfit pushes the ref down, and goes outside to grab another table. He sets it up in another corner and grabs his chair. He opens up the chair and sets it under the table. Misfit picks up the practically dead Jones and lays him across the table, face-down again. Misfit heads to the top rope. Misfit leaps off the top rope with a big splash! Jones rolls off the table, and Misfit goes crashing through the table and onto the steel chair, bending it's legs into directions they shouldn't be!!!! Both men are down!!!]
Randy Boggs: Holy shit, King! Misfit is dead!!
King Royce: No, but he might as well be!
[Sean Jones SLOWLY gets to his feet and falls back into the corner. He winces from the painful back, before uprighting himself. Misfit has mustered just enough strength to roll from the table pieces and bent chair. Jones slowly makes his way over to Misfit, as the ref pushes most of the debris out of the ring. Jones grabs Misfit by the hair, and backs him into the corner. Jones wails away with some stiff rights to the jaw and hard kicks to the stomach. Jones holds his back, then whips Misfit across the ring. Misfit with a Flair Flip in the corner. He staggers along the apron, as Jones jumps to the top rope, springboards off and bulldogs Misfit off the apron and through another table on the outside!!!!! Holy shit chants break out! Jones hurt his back again though, but doesn't give to shits. He jumps back up with pain on his face, but just pushes it aside. Jones picks up Misfit and rolls him back into the ring. Misfit is just dead weight as Jones tries to lift him to his feet. Jones opts for the cover instead. 1...... 2.... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!! Everyone is in shock over that! Still in shock, Jones lifts up Misfit and kicks him in the gut. He hooks his arms back and nails the double underhook faceplant!! Jones rolls Misfit over onto his back and makes another cover. 1......... 2....... THRE...... KICK OUT!!!! Jones sits up and just goes ballastic. He backs the ref into the corner and screams at him for counting too slow in his opinion. Jones curses aloud and lifts Misfit back to his feet. Jones whips Misfit into the corner, and follows in with a big ass lariat!! Jones lifts Misfit up onto the top turnbuckle, and says "It's Over!". He climbs up to the top rope as well, but Misfit low blows him!!! Jones instantly grabs his nuts, but before he can fall off, Misfit grabs him and hits a Super Implant DDT!!!! Both men are down again!!! The fans, although hating both men, are really into this matchup. Misfit and Jones SLOWLY, but surely, get to their knees, then pulls themselves up with aid of the ropes. Both men go at each other and exchange blows! Jones gets the upperhand and whips Misfit to the ropes. Misfit ducks the clothesline, and nails Jones with a flying forearm! Misfit mounts Jones and punches away. Misfit picks up Jones and whips him to the ropes. Jones ducks HIS clothesline and hits a flying reverse elbow! Jones mounts Misfit and hammers away. Jones brings Misfit to his feet and goes for a suplex. Misfit blocks and hits a brainbuster on Jones! Misfit brings Jones to his feet and sets up for a tomikaze! Jones reverses, then lifts Misfit onto his shoulders, and goes for the 187[samoan neckbreaker], but Misfit spins out. Misfit tries an irish whip, but Jones reverses. A big samoan guy appears from under the ring and breaks a baseball bat across Misfit's back!!!! Misfit stumbles into the 187 from Jones!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Sean Jones has one the first fall, King!
King Royce: Yeah and give the assistant to Bronx's new buddy.
[We know that it is Bronx's buddy, because the Samoan is headed up the ramp where Bronx is standing an clapping. Jones looks up at Bronx, kinda disgusted that he won it with help from someone else. But the waiting period between falls begins as the scaffolding is being lowered from the ceiling. It will be stopped twenty feet above the ring, and a rope ladder will hang from it, so the participants can climb it. The scaffold stops in place, and the rope ladder comes down. Jones looks up, and then back over at Misfit. The ref rings the bell to start the second fall, as Jones bumrushes Misfit and hammers him in the corner. Jones picks up the bent chair and nails Misfit in the head with it. Now, Misfit has been completely covered in his own blood, and his face is barely recognizable. Jones lifts Misfit onto his shoulders and heads over to the rope ladder. Jones places his right foot onto the first rung, and grabs onto the ladder with his hands. Jones gets halfway up the ladder when Misfit starts to awaken. Misfit then slips down Jones' back, grabs onto his legs and hits a sitdown powerbomb from ten feet above the ring!!!!! Misfit is still dazed, but has enough awareness to grab Jones and start to carry him up the rope ladder. Jones starts to awaken at about the same place Misfit did earlier, but Misfit stops him from doing anything by elbowing him in the face! Misfit makes it to the top of the scaffolding and tosses Jones onto the metal structure before getting up there himself. Misfit grabs Jones, then whistles. Men from the back come running to the ring with gasoline. They jump into the ring, as Misfit gets in Jones' face.]
Misfit: Now you're going to see what extreme really is, BITCH!
[Misfit snaps his fingers and the entire scaffolding goes up into flames. This really gets the crowd pumped. Misfit grabs Jones and starts to pound on his head, when Kan repels from the ceiling of the arena with a rope in hand. Kan stops behind Misfit and puts him in the NOOSE! Kan pushes him off the side of the scaffolding, and holds onto the end of the rope. Kan then ties the rope to the scaffolding, leaving Misfit hanging and gasping for air. Kan then pulls a mic from his back pocket.
Kan: Misfiter, as OWA Extreme champion I kept you from gaining championship status until after I moved on to bigger and better things. As OWA Champion I was the measuring stick that kept your misfits from the duece out of my ball park and in the bush leagues where they belonged. Now as the new perception of perfection in the GFWA, and the first righeous champion in this Galaxy, I'm gonna shut Mayhem Inc. down for good..... simply...... because.... I KAN!
[Kan then turns his attention to the barely conscious Sean Jones, laying on the scaffold with one arm hanging over the side.]
Kan: As for you Jones? Couple weeks ago, Rumble, ladies bathroom, Misfited, and Erika? Thanks.
[Kan then is lifted back towards the ceiling and into the darkness, as Misfit is almost passed out, and the ropes begin to heat up and burn. Jones is still out of it, and the heat's starting to get to him. Misfit is struggling, before getting a good grip on the rope. Misfit slowly starts to climb his way back up, but the rope could break at any moment. Misfit is just inches from the scaffold when the rope gives out. Misfit grabs the scaffold with the tips of his fingers! Jones is starting to get to his feet, but is coughing from all the heat and smoke. Misfit slowly pulls himself back onto the scaffold, as Jones gets to his feet. Misfit is kicked in the face by Jones, and he falls onto his back. Jones comes at him, but Misfit kicks him back. Both men back up and Misfit charges at Jones. Jones lifts Misfit high above his head, and prepares to toss him off the side, when Misfit slips out. Misfit kicks Jones in the gut and gives him the Empty Pockets[jacknife powerbomb minus the turnbuckle and dropkick] off the scaffolding and through a flaming table below!!!!!! Misfit has won the second fall!!!! The arena workers rush back out with fire extinguishers to put out the fire. They get the scaffold out, but Jones is rolling around with his tights on fire. The workers get him out, as the scaffolding starts to rise with Misfit still on it!! Misfit has to jump. Misfit leaps off the scaffold and lands with a loud thud in the center of the ring!!!!]
Randy Boggs: Holy mother fucking shit batman, that was awesome!!
King Royce: Misfit may have won the second fall, but now he's just... dead.
[The rest period has begun as the Extreme Championship is lowered into position fifteen feet above the ring for the third and final fall, that of a ladder match. Jones is out of it on the outside, as Misfit lays on his back barely breathing in the center of the ring. The belt stops in position as the ref signals for the bell. This second fall has begun. Jones is the first to his feet, walking gingerly as he's been burnt. Jones slowly pulls a ladder out from under the ring after noticing Misfit barely alive in the ring. Jones slides the ladder into the ring, and climbs. He sets the ladder up, with Misfit laying between the legs. Jones starts to climb, knowing Misfit is out of it and not going to stop him. Jones gets a few rungs from the top and reaches for the title. He gets one hand on them when he suddenly starts to move away from them. Jones looks down while holding onto the ladder for dear life. Misfit is pushing the ladder up and over, as Jones flies off the ladder and lands with a sickening thud on the concrete floor!!! Misfit has used all his strength up, and Jones is not going to move anytime soon.]
Randy Boggs: Holy shit with a side order of hell fuckin' yeah!
King Royce: What's wrong with you Randy? You've become this blood thirty psycho!
Randy Boggs: I'm sorry.
King Royce: No, I love it!
[Both men stay down for LONG periods of times, with good reason. But Misfit slowly starts to move. He rolls over onto his stomach, then pushes himself up to his knees. Sean Jones is helped up by Devilz Darkside, and rolled back into the ring. Misfit sits Old School Raven-style in the corner, while Jones gets to his feet. He's hunched over and limping, while Misfit pulls himself up. Misfit is completely unrecognizable with all the blood covering him. He and Jones start towards each other at a nice walk, then start to run at each other when. They are about to hit when the LIGHTS GO OUT!! There are screams from the crowd and the lights suddenly come back on. Jones and Misfit are lying on the mat face down and OUR MASKED MAN IS ON TOP! The Masken Man has entered the ring and taken them out!]
Boggs: Isn't the Darkside supposed to be stoping him!
Royce: I think the Darkside can do damn well what they please.
Boggs: But they said they would protect Jones!
Royce: Looks like they are more inclined to help this masked man!
[The masked man looks at the Darkside. Hellz Angel waves his hand as to say he has complete control over what happens next. The masked man smiles as he picks up Misfit. He hauls him to the top rope and sets him there. Hellz Angel rolls into the ring and sets up a table. He places Jones ontop of it. The Masked Man picks up Misfit from the top ropes and throws him through the air landing on Jones and sending both through the table!!! Angel turns around and finds Devilz Messenger brawling with both members of Gods & Monsters. Hellz Angel yells something to his brother as he runs across the mat. He leaps over the ropes with his arms straight out. Apparantly its something like duck as Messenger hits the floor. Angel flies over him with both arms stretches straight out, not touching him one bit, and nails a double clothesline on Nate Crow and Eric Bellows! Nate and Eric fly backwards and Messeger is up quick and pulls up Hellz Angel. Knight and Chaos are out of the back now as they have the numbers!]
Randy Boggs: It's now four on two, King!
King Royce: That's nothing the brothers grim take handle.
[Angel and Messenger opt to stick together, there chances are better this way. Four members of Mayhem, Inc. have come to save Misfit and they have numbers. Out of nowhere the Masked Man leaps form the turnbuckle and takes out Chaos... that is all that needs to be said as the remaining men outside jump into the fight! Seven guys, fourteen arms and legs all going every direction. The Crowd has almost come to a dead stand still but are yelling their heads off. Bronx and the Gold Diggerz are out in a hurry, ready to brawl with Mayhem Inc. Some how the Darkside and the Masked Man get out of the fight and hurry up the ramp as they are holding hands high. The crowd is loving it. The Masked Man stands infront as he removes his mask. The letters on the Big Screen slowly come together....P-O-I-S-I-O-N!!! The crowds is going wild! The camera refocuses on the ring as there is movement and the fight for the title is about to resume.]
Randy Boggs: My god!! Poision is here!! He's here in the GFWA!!!
King Royce: And he's with Devilz Darkside!!!
Randy Boggs: But back to the match at hand.
[Misfit and Sean Jones are inching towards the ladder that's leaning up against the ropes. Misfit and Jones both grab a rung, and start to stand it upright. Misfit then slams his side shut, and jams Jones' hands!!! Misfit dropkicks the ladder knocking it over onto Jones!! Misfit slides out of the ring and pulls out his own ladder. He slides it back into the ring, and sets it up under the belt. Jones gets back to his feet as Misfit starts to climb. Jones tosses his ladder up at Misfit and hits him in the back. He doesn't knock him off thought. Jones then pushes over the ladder, causing Misfit to crotch himself on the top rope!!! Jones starts to shake the rope up and down, causing the men in the audience to hold their genitals and groan. Misfit falls off the rope and back into the ring. Jones picks up Misfit and whips him to the ropes. Jones goes to the opposite ropes, and flies at Misfit with a clothesline, but Misfit pulls Jones' ladder in the way, and Jones clotheslines the ladder!! The ladder, however, is knocked into Misfit's face knocking him down!! Jones rolls into the corner holding his arm, as on the outside the Mayhem, Inc.-True Godds, Inc. brawl makes its way through the crowd. Back in the ring, and Misfit sits up, with more blood covering his face and entire upper body. Misfit pulls himself up, as does Jones. Jones' right arm is limp at his side however. Misfit grabs Jones and hits a single-arm DDT by Misfit!! Misfit grabs his ladder and sets it in place. Jones is quickly back up though, and takes Misfit down with a big time rolling elbow! Jones picks up Misfit and tosses him into the ladder! Jones sets a ladder up in the corner, and whips Misfit into it! Jones picks up the other ladder with his free arm, and charges at Misfit! Misfit pulls himself up on the first ladder, and kicks Jones in the face! Misfit then drops down onto Jones' ladder, trapping his arm under it! Misfit opens up the ladder and places Jones' arm into it. Misfit slams the ladder shut onto Jones' arm repeatedly!! Misfit picks up Jones and gives him the Empty Pockets[jacknife powerbomb] onto the ladder in the corner, then dropkicks him in the face! Misfit has this baby won! Misfit picks up Jones' ladder and sets it up underneath the belt. Misfit begins to climb, but stops to see if Jones is still out. He is, so Misft continues to climb rung by rung. Misfit slips near the top on his own blood! Misft falls back to the canvas!]
Randy Boggs: That could have been costly for Misfit, but Jones is still out.
King Royce: Oh Misfit has this one well in hand.
[Misfit shakes the cobwebs free, then looks back over at Jones, who is still unmoving, and covered in blood himself. Misfit then looks back up at the belt, and puts his foot on the bottom rung. Slowly but surely Misfit starts his way towards the championship gold. He gets halfway up and looks back down at Jones. Jones is still not moving. Misfit then looks back up at the title, takes a deep breath and continues to climb. Misfit is inches away from the gold, when Jones pops up. He staggers around, and then sees Misfit about to grab the belt. Jones jumps up and grabs onto Misfit's leg, pulling him down a couple of rungs. Jones walks around the ladder and starts to climb the other side. Misfit has to regain his own composure, then starts back up. He's inches from the belt again, but now there's a second hand there, and it's Sean Jones'. Misfit and Jones start to exchange punches atop the ladder!! Jones has Misfit reeling, and hanging by one arm. Jones takes the opportunity to grab onto the belt. But just as he's about to unstrap it, Misfit comes back with a big time right!! Jones almost falls off, but holds steady, and punches Misfit back! Jones with another hard right!! Misfit swings halfway off the ladder, and Jones reaches for the title again! Misfit swings back into place, and nails Jones with a big right of his own! Jones and Misfit suddenly just stop their punching and grab the belt. They both try to unstrap it, but can't!! Misfit pushes one of Jones' arms away[he just pushed the pain aside], and sprays his green mist[*Stupid fact: It's the GFWA debut of the green mist] into Jones' eyes!! Jones covers his eyes, but grabs onto the side of the ladder. Jones pushes the ladder over, as Misfit unhooks the title, and falls to the canvas with a loud thud! Jones falls to the outside and through the final table Misfit had set up at the top of the match, just in front of the announcers!]
Randy Boggs: Misfit is the new GFWA Extreme Heavyweight Champion!!!
King Royce: And Sean Jones is dead right here in front of us!
["Proposition Fuck You" kicks up as Misfit slowly sits up, and holds the championship belt into the air with a evil looking smile on his face. The fans are actually clapping for Misfit, but still dislike him all the same. Misfit stands up, and limps over to the corner. He jumps to the middle turnbuckle and lifts the title high into the air, while giving all the fans the finger at the same time. On the outside, the medics rush to Jones' aid. They help him onto a stretcher as the fans give him a standing ovation. Misfit continues to celebrate in the ring as the cameras cut backstage. Max Danger, Jessica, and Danger's bodyguards stop beside the back doors to the building with the fake Jessica.]
Max Danger: Garth. Tansji. Take the fake Jessica to the car, we'll be with you in a few. Jessica, gather our things, and we can get out of here. I'll be right here waiting for you! GO! NOW!
[Garth and Tansji take the fake Jessica through the backdoors as the real Jessica scurries off. Danger wheels himself over to the nearby coke machine and grabs himself a Sunkist. As Max downs the Sunkist, we see a steel chair come into focus. Max is then whacked in the back of the head, knocking the coke out of his hands, as he falls to the ground. Ricky Green then walks into the picture and looks down at Max.]
Ricky Green: How's that for laying down on the job... Boss!
[Ricky starts to laugh and throws down the chair. He walks away from view still laughing as the camera focuses in on Max Danger lying unconscious on the floor, as the copyright comes up and we fade to black.]