[Girls Next Door, that's the show we're seeing the credits too. You're pissed that you didn't see it, aren't you? Yeah, I would be too. But now, we've got more exciting GFWA action to turn you on coming up! You won't want to miss Saturday Rumble, would you? Nah, didn't think so. The credits come to an end, and the GFWA logo appears on the screen. We fade to the outside of the General Motors Place, where nearly fifty people are walking around with signs. Some read, "GLAAD is here to stop the GFWA!", "Ricky Hunter is a Homophobe!", and "Chaos fears Chaos". That man quickly notices that he's on a picket line with GLAAD members. He slowly starts to walk away before going into a dead sprint towards the arena. Crazy Canadians. Anyway, as the GLAAD members continue to picket and protest the GFWA, we fade to the backstage area of the GM Place. The sign on the oak door reads "President Max Danger". The cameras go inside where Max Danger is seen sitting behind his desk, with his beautiful wife Jessica standing behind him and to his left[your right]. Sitting on the other side of the desk is Star Struck.]

Max Danger: I agree, you should still be in the Extreme Title Tournament. But I can't put you back in. What's done is done. But I'll tell ya what I can do.

Star Struck: What's that?

Max Danger: If you can do a couple things for me, I will guarantee you an Extreme Title shot after this tournament is over.

Star Struck: Sounds good, but what will I have to do?

Max Danger: I have this short list. Just five simple things. You do those, and you'll get your title shot.

Star Struck: Where's the list?

Max Danger: Right here.

[Max pulls the piece of paper from his jacket pocket, then wheels towards Star Struck. Whoa!? Yes, that's right, Max is in a wheel chair, thanks to Dexter. Max hands Star Struck the piece of paper. SS looks over the list, then looks back at Danger.]

Star Struck: You got yourself a deal, Mr. Danger. I will do as you ask, and I won't let you down.

Max Danger: Good.

Star Struck: Oh, and I hope your back gets better soon.

Max Danger: Me too, now go.

[Star Struck shakes Max's hand, then walks out of his office. Jessica joins Max, then someone walks from the dark shadows in the corner. It's that man with the half clown face and half normal face. He walks up behind Danger.]

Max Danger: Damien, follow him.

Damien Slone: As you wish.

[Damien Slone quietly walks out of the room, and heads in the direction that Star Struck did. Jessica, meanwhile, sits on Danger's lap as she feeds him some grapes. As they continue to get all lovey-dovey(?), the scene fades into the Saturday Rumble opening video. After that ends, we fade into a dark GM Place. The fireworks then go off, and the entire arena lights up. Every last fan is seemingly on their feet and screaming. Once the fireworks end and the lights come up, we know that they were for sure. The cameras start to pan the crowd, although the smoke from the pryo kinda hinders how much they can see. A large cage hangs over the ring, but the cameras pay little attention to it. But they do happen to catch an American with a sign that reads "Canadian Sucks!". He is promptly kicked in the nuts by an old Canadian lady, and his entire row starts to kick the shit out of him as he lays on the ground grimacing in pain. After he is left in a bloody pulp, the cameras start to pan the signs in the crowd. We get such jewels as, "GFWA is #1 in Canada!", "King Royce is sexy!", and "Where's my girlfriend?" and his buddy has a sign that reads, "In my bed!". They two friends get into a fight as the camera pans down to our cute little commentators... no, wait, that's for the Canadian audience, Royce and Boggs are two tables over.]

Randy Boggs: Hello and welcome to another edition of the GFWA's Saturday Night Rumble! We are live in the General Motors Place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! Home of the NHL's Canucks and NBA's Grizzlies, until they move that is. Hi, I'm Randy Boggs, and joining me again this week is King Royce!

King Royce: Wassssssup!? King Royce is in the hoooouse!

Randy Boggs: What are you doing? This is Canada, they don't speak that hipster language.

King Royce: Oh yeah, I forgot, eh? Well, I'm King Royce, heh, and I'm here, heh, to do some talkin', heh!

Randy Boggs: That's better. Tonight, folks, we have eight big matches and three championships on the line!

King Royce: That's right, Chris Hunter will defend the Television Title against Bronx in a Dogg Pownd Match!

Randy Boggs: And that's why that huge cage is hanging from the ceiling. That will be dropped around the ring, and both men will be linked together by a chain, which in turn is attached to dog collars.

King Royce: Should be most interesting, especially with Colin Baird as the special guest referee and Ricky Hunter as the special enforcer!

Randy Boggs: The TV Title division is really hot right now, and this match should just add more feul to the fire!

King Royce: Also tonight, Devilz Darkside will go up against Jolly Potter and Neophytou to unify the Tag Team Championships! You may be wondering why Devilz Darkside is in the match, but it's because they completely destroyed Kensi Hibiki last week at The Danger Zone PPV, and put him on the shelf. Devilz Darkside, using their connections with President Danger, have claimed Kensi's title for their own, and are now officially the Tag Team champions of the GFWA!

Randy Boggs: Can I talk yet?

King Royce: You just did, dingleberry! Plus, don't forget Syn and J.J. $tudd bringing their hatred for each other over from the OWA and into the GFWA in a non-title matchup. JJ is looking for respect, and a win over Syn would do that!

Randy Boggs: And we have two Extreme Death Match Tournament matches tonight, which will decide who will face off next week for the Extreme Title. Neither match has been giving it's gimmick yet, but they will surely be deadly!

King Royce: Misfit and Sean Jones look to be on a collision course to meet for that title next week, but they'll have to get through Chris Hanover and Ricky Hunter respectively!

Randy Boggs: And in our main event, Jostrodomus and Kan will fight once again to try and unify the World Titles. It's going to be the biggest Rumble main event in the history of the show!

King Royce: Yes it will, but I'm looking forward to the Gold Diggerz-Gods and Monsters match most of all.

Randy Boggs: Wha!?

King Royce: Oh yeah, The Gold Diggerz are two rising stars, who are on the verge of tag team superstardom, whereas Gods and Monsters are making their inring debuts! It's going to be a barnburner!

Randy Boggs: I have no doubt that it will be, but why would you want to see that more than Joz-Kan?

King Royce: Because I can!

Randy Boggs: Right, well I...

[The cameras cut backstage, cutting Randy off for a second straight week, and to the parking lot. J.J. $tudd is shown walking from his limo, with his gym bag in hand. He walks past another limo, which we see Misfit laying on the ground underneath it. Misfit gets out from under the limo, and quietly walks behind JJ. Misfit then sniffs, casusing JJ to stop and turn around. Once he turns around, Misfit punches him in the face with a pair of brass knuckles on! JJ falls to the ground in a heap. Misfit picks up JJ and slams him into the side of the limo! Misfit starts to punch the hell out of JJ's forehead, cutting him just above the eye. Misfit tosses JJ onto the hood of the car, and climbs up with him. Misfit punches JJ a few more times, before tossing him through the front windshield, scaring the hell out of the driver! Misfit jumps off the hood, and walks off laughing as we fade back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Misfit picking up where he left off last week.

King Royce: Not exactly. Misfit was sent to the hospital at the end of The Danger Zone, courtesy of Sean Jones. I don't call this picking up where he left off.

Randy Boggs: I meant as a whole, last week he did numerous attacks, and he's continuing the trend here.

King Royce: That's true, but your original phrase should not have been used.

Randy Boggs: Just shut up you bastard.

King Royce: It's not my fault I was born out of wedlock! Jesus, I had no control over that, so don't call me that!

Randy Boggs: Man, I'm sorry. I...

King Royce: Dude, you are so gullible. I'm not a bastard. My parents were married for sixty-two years before I was born.

Randy Boggs: I think I'd rather be a bastard than have my parents older than everyone else's great-grand and grandparents.

King Royce: Fuck you.

[The scene shifts backstage as King Royce starts to cry. We see Sean Jones walking down the hallway. He stops and pushes open a door. He goes inside and sits down in a chair, before pulling out his cellphone. Slowly the door begins to shut, and from behind the door charges Ricky Hunter. He is weilding a baseball bat, and whacks Jones in the head with it! Jones falls to the ground, as Hunter lifts the bat up, as the blood drips down the barrel.]

Ricky Hunter: See you in the ring!

[Ricky slowly backs away laughing as the scene shifts back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: You done with the water works, King?

King Royce: Yeah.

Randy Boggs: Ok. *long pause* Oh my god! Ricky Hunter just bashed Sean Jones in the head with a baseball bat!!

King Royce: I don't think Jones will make it to their match, Randy.

Randy Boggs: You might be right.

[The scene shifts backstage where True Godds Inc. are all standing in the hallway. Tiu, Loki, Ice, Frostie, Woden, Thor, Tino, Vito, and Bronx are all standing there, they are in a huddle. There is a ladder setup with a table at the bottom of it. Bronx has a dogg chain rapped in his hand, Loki has a ball bat, and Woden has his Singapore cane. They Break. Bronx goes to the head of the pack. They lineup outside a door. Bronx, and Tiu stand opposite the door. Frostie, Loki, Thor, and Vito stand to the left, and Ice, Woden, and Vito lineup to the right. Bronx holds up three fingers and counts down. 3...2...1. Tiu charges the door and it busts open. Mayhem Inc. are inside. They jump up urgently. The 8 remaining members of TGI rush in. Misfit plows over Misfit with a dogg chain to the nose. Frostie, and Ice do a double clothesline on Eric Bellows. Thor gives a gives a front kick to the chest of Nate Crow. Tino and Vito attack Jason Corlett who fights for a while, but is over taken by the outnumbered situation. Angelica Dawson is screaming at the top of her lungs, Chaos charges from out of the restroom area to run straight into Tiu. Tiu doesn't budge as Chaos falls to the floor. He gets up immediately, only to be picked up in a choke hold by Tiu. Tiu tosses him against the wall. Woden walks over to Angelica who takes a swing. He blocks it and trips her to the ground. He takes a sock out his pocket and puts it in her mouth. He then tapes it in there with Duck tape, and ties her hands behind her back. Bronx is on top of Misfit delivering lefts and rights. He gets up and picks Misfit up. He brings him to infront of the closet and throws him into the closet busting the door in half. Misfit lay on the rubble a mess.]

Bronx: Frostie, Ice, Here do you're dirty work.

[Bronx picks up Misfit, they take hold of Eric Bellows, and Nate Crow. Thor assists in carrying the limp bodies out to the hall. Tino and Vito continue to pound on Jason Corlett. They hold him while Woden gives some cane shots straight to Corlett's nose which start to bleed. Tiu is just tossing around Chaos like a puppy dogg. Thor comes back in the room, and help Tiu make Chaos a little more black and blue. Out in the hallway, Frostie is climbing the ladder. Ice has Misfit up, and he delivers an Inverted Powerbomb onto the concrete. Bronx is beating in the face of Eric Bellows with his Dogg Collar. Ice then takes Nate Crow, and picks him up and gives him an inverted powerbomb through the Table, just as Frostie comes off the ladder with a Moonsault, landing squarely on Crow. Crow begins to spit blood, Bellows is bleeding from his nose and his mouth. Misfit has blood pouring out of his head. Bronx gathers his friends. Tiu gives Chaos one last slam into a wall. Jason Corlett recieves one more singapore cane blow on the temple. Angelica Dawson is left laying there, tied up and gagged. They all leave and follow Bronx out to the ring. "Bow Wow," by Lil' Bow Wow blasts on the PA system, Bronx walks out to the ring, he grabs a mic.]

Bronx: You all just witnessed what kind of "mayhem" True Godds Inc. can create! We left Mayhem Inc. a bloody mess. Next week they will be called Gimps Inc. HAHAHA! True Godds is united and we will stop this new "invasion" of Duece employees. For two weeks Misfit has got in my business and I let him go. NO MORE! Misfit, you learned what it's like to be number one on Bronx's hitlist! Believe me, THIS WON'T be the last you hear from me! All night long I will be on you like a shadow! Misfit, you will learn, and learn you will, how to stay out of my business. I had you running back in the OWA, and I will have you running in the GFWA! You wanna think you've done it all, but b###h you haven't beaten me. Not in this lifetime. And with Gold Diggerz on my side, how can I lose? Misfit before starting a war, you better make sure you have the rules of engagement down to an art! I my friend, know how to combat gang warfare. Misfit, bring your gang of wanna-bes, bring them into the GFWA and watch how fast they get knocked down one by one. Mayhem Inc. You're the newest target, get ready for a battle of enormous porportions. Now, Chris Hunter, get your punk ass out here, so I can take back what is rightfully mine!!

[Bronx drops the mic, as TGI all file out of the ring. Bronx barks as the huge cage begins to lower.]

Randy Boggs: Well, I guess it's time for our first matchup, King, and it's for the Television Championship!

King Royce: Oh boy, I can't wait!

Chris Hunter(c) vs. Bronx
Television Championship Dogg Pownd Match

[The cage stops just a few feet above the ring ropes, as "Duck and Run" by 3 Doors Down hits. The fans start to cheer as "Superstar" Colin Baird steps through the curtains. He stops at the top of the ramp and poses with his referee's shirt. Colin then starts towards the ring, when "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen kicks up. The fans start to give off a mixed reaction, with more booing, as Ricky Hunter walks out, with an "Enforcer" shirt on, and a bloody baseball bat in his right hand. He heads towards the ring, as Colin slides in and discusses the rules with Bronx. Ricky grabs him a chair and sits down at ringside. His music fades away, when "War Pigs" by Ozzy starts to play. Chris Hunter walks out, and the boos come immediately. Chris stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, soaking in the boos. Finally, he heads towards the ring. He keeps a close watch on Ricky Hunter who just sits there, lifting the bat up and down in his hand. Chris slides in, as the cage lowers to the ground. Colin checks Chris for any foreign objects, then gives him the dog collar. Chris puts it on, as Bronx attaches the chain to his. Colin hands Chris the chain, and Chris pulls Bronx to him. Chris takes Bronx down wtih a clothesline! Chris starts to choke Bronx with the chain!! Chris lays in some stiff rights to Bronx's forehead while still choking him. Chris lifts Bronx up, and tosses him over the top rope, with the chain still around his neck!! Chris is hanging Bronx!!! Colin is trying to pull Chris off, but Chris just elbows him, and continues to choke Bronx, as Ricky just watches. Colin gets back up, and grabs Chris around the neck, and pulls Chris away. Bronx falls to the ground, as Chris flips Colin over and kicks him in the back of the head!!]

Randy Boggs: Colin Baird is having a tough time, King!

King Royce: Yes he is! Chris Hunter is just possessed! He hasn't even attached the chain to his collar yet!

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter is going to have to do something, or this match may never officially start!

[Chris picks up Colin and whips him to the ropes. Chris with a big time clothesline on Colin! Colin gets back up and falls into the ropes. Chris with another clothesline, that sends Colin over the top rope and to the floor! Chris turns his attention back to Bronx, who's gasping for air on the other side. Chris runs towards the ropes, and hits the tope on Bronx!! Chris grabs the chain and pulls Bronx to his feet and into a clothesline from Chris! Chris whips Bronx into the steel steps, then pulls on the chain and sends Bronx into the cage wall! Bronx is pulled again, and Chris back body drops Bronx into the steel steps!! Chris wraps the chain around his fist, and starts to punch away at Bronx's forehead! Bronx is busted open just above the eye! Chris continues to punch away, as Colin starts to make his way over. Colin grabs Chris, and Chris pops Colin one! Colin falls back into the cage wall, as Chris rips off the top steps! Chris rams the steps into Colin's face!! Chris turns back to a blood Bronx, and starts to choke him again!! Chris gets back to back with Bronx, and pulls on the chain, choking Bronx! Chris then runs backwards and rams Bronx into the ring post!! Chris walks over to Ricky Hunter and grabs his baseball bat from him!]

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, I don't think he should have done that, King!

King Royce: That wasn't the wisest move on Chris' part, but I'm not going to say he doesn't know what he's doing. Not tonight.

[Chris pounds the bat on the ground as Bronx gets to his feet. Bronx turns around, and Chris goes to nail Bronx with the bat, but Ricky grabs it. Ricky yanks the bat from Chris' grasp, and waves his finger ala Mutombo after a block. Chris snarls at Ricky, and is about to hit him when Bronx spins him around. Chris ducks Bronx's right, and wraps the chain around his neck again! Chris lifts Bronx up onto his shoulders, and the chain still wrapped around his neck. Chris pulls on the chain, choking Bronx. Chris walks over to the remaining bottom steps and falls backwards, dropping Bronx onto the steps!! Chris slides into the ring and jumps to the middle turnbuckle, drawing lots of boos. Chris then jumps off the middle turnbuckle, and walks around the ring. He gets in front of Ricky, but looks in Bronx's direction. Chris then flips himself over the top rope and onto the apron. Chris comes off with a dropkick to Ricky's face! He picks up the baseball bat and is about to nail Ricky with it, when Colin grabs it, Colin rams the bat into Chris' stomach, then across his back. He rolls Chris into the ring, and walks over to Bronx. Colin tosses Bronx back into the ring, and hooks the chains up finally and calls for the bell.]

Randy Boggs: We are finally underway, King!

King Royce: Yeah, it's about time. But Chris has done a lot of damage to Bronx and Colin and Ricky, so he has the advantage, even after the two bat shots.

[Chris rolls to the corner, and leans against the bottom turnbuckle ala Raven. Chris pulls himself up, as Bronx crawls over to the other corner. Bronx is leaning over with his hands on the middle ropes. Chris gets behind Bronx, and Bronx kicks him in the groin! Bronx pulls Chris towards him and knocks him down with a big back elbow! Bronx lays the boots in Chris' ribs, then pulls him to his feet. Bronx with some quick forearm shots to Chris' face, then whips him to the ropes. Bronx with a leg lariat to take Chris down! Bronx starts to choke Chris with the chain! Ricky is getting to his feet on the outside, and folds up the steel chair he was sitting in. Chris muscles up, and quickly hits a jawbreaker on Bronx to stop his choking! Both men are down. Ricky Hunter slides into the ring with the steel chair, and Colin is over to get him out. Ricky blasts Colin with the steel chair!! Chris is up in the corner, and he pulls Bronx to his feet. Ricky nails Bronx in the forehead with the steel chair as he is yanked to his feet!! Ricky looks over at Chris and points. Chris has a look of confusion on his face, as Ricky slides out of the ring, and orders the cage be lifted.]

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter has laid out Bronx and Colin, and I guess warned Chris! Now he's having the cage raised!

King Royce: Guess he doesn't like being an enforcer.

[Ricky waits for the cage to be lifted high enough for him to get out, when Chris looks back at Bronx and Colin. Chris leans over and grabs Bronx by the head, when Ricky runs back into the ring, picks up his chair, and slams it into the back of Chris' head! Chris stumbles over Bronx, and Ricky nails him in the knees with the chair, knocking him to his knees! Ricky points in Chris' face and starts to yell at him. Ricky then pulls the chair back, and nails Chris dead in the face with the chair, knocking him to the canvas! Ricky then tosses down the chair as "Another One Bites the Dust" kicks up, and Ricky jumps out of the ring. He walks under the cage, and starts up the ramp as the fans are booing him, not so much for hitting Chris, but more for hitting Bronx and Colin. The cage starts to lower back down as all three men are down in the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter has just taken both wrestlers and the guest referee out of this match!

King Royce: His chair work will come in handy against Sean Jones, eh?

[Colin starts to move and rolls to the ropes. He pulls himself up, and stumbles around. Once he gains his composure, he sees both men out cold on the canvas. He shakes Bronx, but he doesn't wake up. Next he shakes Chris, but still he doesn't get up. Colin starts to smile as he jumps out of the ring, and orders the time keeper to give him the TV Title belt. He reluctantly does so, by sliding it under the cage. Colin picks up the belt and slides back into the ring. He turns Bronx over and covers him. He starts to count for himself. 1.. 2... kick out!! Colin then goes over to Chris and covers him. 1.. 2... Bronx pulls him off at the last second. Bronx is woozy as he gets to his feet. Colin goes to blast him with the TV Title, but Bronx kicks him in the gut and hits the Chockerchain[diamond cutter]!!! Chris sits in the corner again, and wipes the blood from his mouth and forehead. He pulls himself up and charges at Bronx. Powerslam by Bronx!! Bronx wraps his fist with the chain and starts to punch at Chris' already bloody forehead! Bronx then wraps the chain around Chris' throat and tosses him over the top rope, and hangs him there!!]

Randy Boggs: Oh the irony, King!

King Royce: Yep, Bronx is paying Chris back for what he did earlier!

[Bronx pulls Chris back over the top rope, and hits a German suplex! Bronx rolls over and goes for another one, but Chris blocks and tries to run to the ropes after three elbows to Bronx's skull. Bronx just yanks on the chain, knocking Chris to the canvas. Bronx wraps the chain around his elbow, and drops it into Chris' throat! And another one for good measure! Bronx lifts Chris to his feet and whips him into the corner. Bronx wraps Chris up in the corner, and picks up the nearby steel chair! Bronx is unloading on Chris with some wicked chairshots! Bronx is then spun around, and Colin Baird attempts the Starlight[superkick], but Bronx moves, and holds the chair up for Colin to kick into Chris' face!! Bronx with Bronxdriver[Michinoku Driver I or II, I dunno] on Colin Baird!!! Chris falls out of the corner, and into Bronx's arms. Bronx with a Tiger Bomb on Chris, and goes up top! Colin flips a chair into the ropes, causing Bronx to lose his balance! Colin stumbles to his feet and pushes Bronx off the top rope and to the outside!! Colin falls onto Chris, causing Bronx to be hung again!!!]

Randy Boggs: Oh my god! Bronx is being hung again!!

King Royce: And both Chris and Colin are out cold!!

[Bronx is going still struggling!!! Bronx unhooks the chain and falls to the ground. He is gasping for breath, as Chris pushes Colin off of him, and yanks on the chain. The chain almost hits him in the head, but he dodges it at the last second. Chris walks over to the corner and sees Bronx laying on the ground having trouble breathing. Chris climbs to the top rope, and flies off with a big knee! Bronx rolls out of the way, and Chris hits the concrete hard on his knee!! Bronx rolls Chris into the ring, and takes a deep breath. He rolls into the ring, and goes at Chris. Chris drop toe holds Bronx, and locks on the Silent Death[Texas Cloverleaf]!!! Bronx grabs the chain that's wrapped around Chris' neck once and laying beside Bronx. Chris is being choked while still holding onto the Silent Death!!!! Chris finally releases the hold, but Bronx keeps choking him. Chris musters enough strength to get the chain unwrapped from his neck. Chris goes into the corner to catch his breath, as Bronx crawls to the ropes. Bronx pulls himself up, as Chris takes one last deep breath. Chris whips the chain at Bronx, hitting him in the chest. Chris grabs Bronx's legs and takes him down. Chris goes for the Silent Death again!! Bronx is fighting it!!! Bronx reaches up, and pulls Chris over! Bronx rolls up onto his feet, and grabs Chris' legs!! Bronxlock[sharpshooter] applied by Bronx!!!! Bronx pulls Chris to the center of the ring, takes the chain and wraps it around Chris' throat, and pulls on it while still applying the Bronxlock!!!! Chris is fading fast, but not tapping!! Chris passes out after several minutes!! Colin has to signal for the bell!!!]

Randy Boggs: Bronx is the NEW Television Champion!! He made Chris Hunter pass out!!

King Royce: But he didn't tap, Randy! He didn't tap!

["Bow Wow" Lil' Bow Wow kicks up again, as Bronx releases the hold and the fans go crazy. Bronx orders Colin to get his TV Title. Bronx jumps to the middle turnbuckle to celebrate, as Colin picks up the TV Title. Bronx jumps off the middle turnbuckle, and turns around. He ducks Colin's attempt at bashing his head in with the belt, and kicks him in the stomach! Bronx nails Colin with The Byte[powerbomb into piledriver] onto a steel chair!!! Bronx picks up his TV Title, and celebrates some more as the cage begins to lift. Bronx jumps out of the ring as the fans continue to cheer him on.]

Randy Boggs: What a match, King. Just awesome!

King Royce: But remember, Chris Hunter did NOT tap! Remember that.

Randy Boggs: I will, but he is no longer the Television Champion, as Bronx finally reclaims the title he came to the GFWA with.

King Royce: Lucky bastard. But don't worry. Ricky Hunter will probably take it from him next, or Colin Baird. This will be a short title reign, Randy.

Randy Boggs: You may be right, King, but he's got the title now and that's all that matters.

[The cameras go backstage where Ricky Hunter is seen walking and still apparently happy over what he did out there in the TV Title match. He goes around the corner, when he sees Misfit, Gods and Monsters, and Jason Corlett standing in a circle just a few feet away. Ricky quickly starts to back up, and turns. But he walks right into Chaos. Ricky starts to back away, and turns around again. This time Angelica Dawson is there, and she low blows him! Angelica follows up with a big time DDT on the concrete floor!!]

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter has gotten himself into some trouble, King!

King Royce: Yep, karma and all I guess.

[Chaos walks over and grabs Ricky. Chaos shoves him into the wall and lays in some stiff shots to the stomach and ribs. Chaos continues the assault, as Angelica sets up a table against the wall. Chaos then tosses Ricky to Angelica, who holds him. Chaos then backs up and goes charging at Ricky! Angelica moves out of the way as Chaos plows into Ricky with a SUPER FUCKIN' SPEAR, sending Ricky through the table and into the wall!!! The sound catches the rest of Mayhem, Inc's attention, and they come around the corner. They see Ricky laying in a heap against the wall, and they all give Chaos and Angelica props for the work. They all start to make jokes as they walk away, and the scene fades back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Damn! Did you see that spear? Just awesome!

King Royce: That was the single greatest move I have EVER seen in my life.

Randy Boggs: I wouldn't go that far, King. It was great, but...

King Royce: Oh, I would go that far! That was just so god damn awesome!

[As the continue to discuss how great that move actually was and how it ranks up there with all the other great moves in the history of wrestler, the cameras cut backstage to the trainer's office. J.J. $tudd is shown sitting on the table, having his forehead stitched up by the GFWA trainer. Then you hear the squeaking of a wheel, and the camera pans over to the doorway. Stand... er.. sitting there in his wheelchair is Max Danger with a huge smile on his face. He wheels up to JJ, stopping once to curse the squeak. He gets right up against the table, and looks up at JJ.]

Max Danger: How's the head? Haha.

[J.J. $tudd doesn't make eye contact. Danger grabs his cane and shoves it into JJ's throat, and forces him to look at him.]

Max Danger: Look at me, motherfucker, when I'm talking to you!

J.J. $tudd: Fuck off, Danger.

Max Danger: Hey now, I'm just here to see how one of my wrestlers is doing. Don't get all pushy with me, just because I'm showing concern for your well-being.

J.J. $tudd: Yeah right! You're only here to see if there's a chance I won't be able to wrestle tonight. Well, Danger, I'm going to be able to fight tonight, and there's NOTHING you can do about it!

Max Danger: I think you're badly mistaken, J.J. I can do many things to prevent you from wrestling tonight, but ya know what? I'm not going to. I want you to wrestle tonight.

J.J. $tudd: Why's that?

Max Danger: Because that way, Syn can put you out of your misery!

J.J. $tudd: Yeah, whatever. You're just lucky it's non-title.

Max Danger: Hey, you said you wanted a match, I gave you a damn match. You haven't exactly proven yourself worthy of a title shot yet, $tudd. Once you've done that, then you can ask for one.

J.J. $tudd: Well, after I beat Syn, I'll be in line for a shot.

Max Danger: Just keep telling yourself that, JJ. But watch yourself, there's been a lot of attacks going on lately. You may not even make it to the match.

J.J. $tudd: Yeah, I've noticed. You can't even walk from your car to your locker room without getting attacked from behind. But I'm not worried, Danger. You're the one who should be worried. You won't be able to run if someone comes after you, what with being confined to that wheel-chair and all.

Max Danger: I won't need to run.

J.J. $tudd: Oh, what are you going to do.

[JJ stands up and gets in Danger's face.]

J.J. $tudd: You going to fight back? All you have is that damn cane.

Max Danger: No, I'll have them do my fighting until I heal up.

[Danger nods his head to point towards the doorway. JJ looks up and sees two men enter. One is a large black man, with dark sunglasses and an all black suit on. The man on his left is a little shorter, and Japanese. He too is decked in all black with dark sunglasses.]

Max Danger: Meet Garth and Tansji, JJ. You come near me, or you threaten me, and they will take care of you.

J.J. $tudd: Oh, I'm real scared.

Max Danger: You should be. Garth is a former boxer and amateur wrestler, while Tansji is a master in many forms of martial arts. They can kill you before you even blink.

J.J. $tudd: I'll try and remember that.

Max Danger: You had better, or you'll be dead.

[JJ just smiles, and looks back at the two large men at the door. JJ walks past Danger and stops in front of the two men.]

J.J. $tudd: Big bodies and the ability to fight is one thing. But without the brainpower behind it, it's all useless.

[JJ smiles at the two men again, and walks between them and out of the room. Danger starts to wheel out of the room as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: JJ has some guts, King.

King Royce: I know I wouldn't say anything to them about lack of intelligence.

Randy Boggs: And who knows, they could be very smart guys.

King Royce: I doubt it, but ya never know.

Randy Boggs: Nope, and we don't know what's going to happen in our next match, as members of True Godds, Inc. takes on some guys from Mayhem, Inc. Should be very fun to watch.

King Royce: I know I can't wait, like I said at the top of the show!

The Gold Diggerz vs. Gods and Monsters
Regular Rules Tag Team Match

["Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit kicks up as the fans begin to cheer somewhat, but also boo. Frostie and Ice walk out and head to the ring. They slide into the ring when "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC hits. Out walks Gods and Monsters, who get booed pretty heavily. Gods and Monsters run into the ring and all four men start to exchange punches. The Gold Diggerz get the upperhand, and they whip G&M to the ropes. Big boot by Ice knocks Eric Bellows out of the ring. Frostie with a hurricanranna rollup on Nate Crow!! Ice jumps out of the ring and presses Eric over his head. Ice tosses Eric over the railing and into the first row of fans!! In the ring, Nate Crow is hit with a beautiful dropkick! Crow rolls into the corner, and Frostie charges at him! Chaos pops up and into the ring, and spears the hell out of Frostie!! Ice climbs into the ring, as the ref is still trying to get Eric out of the pile of fans, and Chaos spears the seven-footer back into the corner!!]

Randy Boggs: My god! Chaos is a one-man wrecking crew!!

King Royce: He even took down the big Ice.

[Chaos rolls out of the ring, as Nate Crow hits a brainbuster on Frostie! 1... 2... kick out!! Nate whips Frostie to the ropes, and gets sunset flipped!! 1... 2.. kick out!! Nate goes to clothesline Frostie, who ducks and Ice regroups to take Nate down with a big boot. Eric Bellows is back up as Jason Corlett and Angelica Dawson rush to the ring. Jason comes in and hits a DVD on Frostie! Angelica tries a hurricanranna on Ice, but he powerbombs the woman!! Corlett is over, and gets taken down by Ice! Here comes Misfit!! Misfit rush towards the ring, when Mayhem, Inc. comes from the crowd and stop him! All of TGI and MI start to brawl on the outside as Crow and Bellows nail the Diggerz with chairs!!!]

Randy Boggs: It's all out mayhem, King!

King Royce: Yes it is.

[Nate and Eric see the fight going on outside, which is also distracting the ref. They try and get the ref to pay attention, and once they do, Frostie and Ice roll up Gods and Monsters! 1.... 2... 3!!]

Randy Boggs: Man, that was quick!

King Royce: Damn right!

[Frostie and Ice jump out of the ring and they brawl, as do Eric and Nate. It's all out warfare! Here comes security to seperate everyone.]

Randy Boggs: Security is here to restore order, King.

King Royce: Bastards.

[The cameras cut backstage, where Ricky Hunter is seen limping around and holding the back of his head. He removes his hand and looks at it. It's soaked in blood from the spear Chaos gave him. Ricky Hunter stumbles on, and pushes his locker room door open. He staggers inside and turns on the sink faucet. He washes away a lot of the blood and cleans off his hands. He picks up a towel and holds it against the back of his head. Ricky looks up and in the mirror we see Star Struck. Ricky's eyes open wide, and when he turns around, SS punches him in the face. SS rams Ricky up against the wall and rips the mirror off the wall. He breaks it over Ricky's head, then tosses him up against the sink, knocking him out. Star Struck sees Ricky's gym bag and starts to go through it. No Extreme Title. Star Struck starts to check the entire room, but finds nothing. Star Struck curses, then walks out of the room. From behind the door, Damien Slone steps out. He flips open his cell phone and begins to speak.]

Damien Slone: Max, Ricky didn't have the title on him.

Max Danger: Damn it! Well, keep following Star Struck and make sure he completes the rest of the list.

Damien Slone: Yes sir.

[Damien Slone puts the cell phone into his jacket, and leaves the room. The cameras get one last shot of an unconscious Ricky Hunter laying up against the wall bleeding profusely, before fading back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Looks like that was number one on the list, King, and Star Struck failed.

King Royce: Well, he didn't really fail, since Ricky didn't have the Extreme Title with him.

Randy Boggs: True, but Danger is obviously pissed regardless.

King Royce: He shouldn't worry though, he'll have the title back eventually.

[The cameras cut backstage again, where Star Struck is looking at his list. The camera peers in, and number two on the list reads, 2. Take Out Dexter. Star Struck folds the paper back up and shoves it in his pocket. He thinks over where Dexter's locker room is, then heads off in that direction. Damien Slone is seen lurking in the shadows behind him. We fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Dexter had better prepare himself, because Star Struck is coming for him.

King Royce: Dexter deserves to have his ass beat, after putting Danger in a wheel chair.

Randy Boggs: Well, Danger booked the match last week, Dexter just took it upon himself to really mess up Danger.

King Royce: And Danger hasn't and won't ever forget it. Dexter's career in the GFWA could soon be over.

Randy Boggs: Maybe, but I understand that Ronnie Johnson is backstage with a GLAAD member outside the arena. RJ?

[The scene shifts to the outside of the GM Place, where the picketers are still doing their thing. But in front of all that, RJ is standing with one of the members.]

Ronnie Johnson: Thanks, Randy. Yes, I'm here with Carl Henkins, member of GLAAD. Carl, why exactly are you here protesting tonight?

Carl Henkins: Well, Ronnie, we at GLAAD feel that the GFWA promotes homophobia and casts homosexuals in a bad light.

RJ: Not to sound like a GFWA mark, could you allaberate on that?

Carl Henkins: Sure. Over the last week, Ricky Hunter has constantly used the word "gay" and "fag" in his promos, in such a manner that is very harmful to the homosexual community. He uses the word to make fun of his opponents, and trying to get a rise out of them. However, it is very disconcerning to us, that the GFWA allows him to continue to bash the gay community like that.

RJ: I think I understand your plight.

Carl Henkins: Well, you should be most offended by the comments.

RJ: Why's that?

Carl Henkins: Because as a member of the gay community, you are working for a homophobic company.

RJ: What!? I'm not gay!

Carl Henkins: Then how do you explain living with your former broadcast buddy from the OWA, Gary Hobbs?

RJ: He's just my friend, and since being fired by the OWA once it merged with the GFWA, he had no one to live. So, being a good friend, I invited him to stay with me until he gets back on his feet.

Carl Henkins: Right, I'm not buying it.

RJ: Whatever, back to you Randy.

[RJ mutters "damn fags" as he walks away, causing the picketers to make new signs on the spot telling RJ to come out of the closet. As they do that, the cameras cut back to the arena, where King Royce is laughing his ass off.]

Randy Boggs: What's so funny, King?

King Royce: Hahahaha... R.... Hahahah... J... Hahahaha..... gay... HAHAHAAH!!!

Randy Boggs: Right, whatever. Ronnie is not gay, King.

King Royce: How would you know?

Randy Boggs: Because he and I are good friends, and I've seen his WIFE.

King Royce: He's married?

Randy Boggs: Yeah.

King Royce: It's all a cover up, Randy. I mean, that Gary guy does live with 'em, so it's a bit fishy if you ask me.

Randy Boggs: Well, no one was asking you, so shut up.

King Royce: Man, don't get all defensive, I'm just playin' around.

Randy Boggs: Gay bashing and claiming people are gay when they aren't is not something to play around about.

King Royce: Fine, geez, I'll stop.

Randy Boggs: Thank you, now let's get on with the program at hand!

Sean Jones vs. Ricky Hunter
Death Match Tournament - Semifinals

["Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX starts to play, as the crowd starts to boo loudly. Through the curtains walks Sean Jones. He stops to pose at the top of the ramp, as the crowd starts to chant "Roid Rage!". Sean Jones slowly walks to the ring, as the chant continues. He slides into the ring and grabs a mic as his music fades out.]

Sean Jones: I'm naturally built, assholes!! I don't take steroids!!

[The crowd starts to chant "Bullshit!" as Jones is getting upset.]

Sean Jones: Shut the hell up! I've got something to say!

[The crowd starts to chant "Asshole!" very loudly.]

Sean Jones: Fine, I'll just say it. Tonight's match is going to be a Last Man Standing match! So Ricky Hunter get your crippled ass out here, so I can hurry up and advance to the next round!

[Sean Jones tosses down the mic, and waits for Ricky. "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen kicks up, as the fans are a bit mixed. They are cheering since they hate Sean Jones so much, but they boo because they don't really like him. But Ricky isn't out yet. Sean picks the mic back up.]

Sean Jones: Come on, Ricky! I don't have all night!

["Another One Bites the Dust" is played once again, but still no one comes out. The fans are starting to get restless as Jones grabs the mic again.]

Sean Jones: You have to the count of three, Ricky! If you aren't out by then, then I win by forfeit! One..... Two..... Three! Oh, that's too bad, Ricky. Looks like I get another bye!

["Ain't No Sunshine" starts to play again, as Jones tosses the mic aside and jumps out of the ring. The crowd is booing loudly as Jones walks to the back. He gets to the top of the ramp, stops and poses, when his music fades out and "Another One Bites the Dust" hits again. Through the curtain limps Ricky Hunter, who's covered in blood, mostly his back side. Ricky spins Sean Jones around, and connects with a right. Another right by Ricky, and another. Clothesline by Ricky and Sean goes tumbling down the ramp. Ricky staggers down the ramp, and grabs Sean by the head. Ricky ramps Sean's head into the guardrail three times, then whips him across the aisle and into the other guardrail! Ricky charges at Sean, but Sean flips Ricky up and over! Ricky lands hard on his back on the concrete! The ref has signalled for the bell as Sean climbs over the railing. He nails Ricky with a big right, to knock him backwards. Ricky stumbles into the handrail on the steps after another big right from Sean. Sean rams Ricky's head into the railing, then leads him up the steps. Ricky gets off some quick shots to Sean's kidneys, but Sean stops it with a knee to Ricky's stomach. Sean tosses Ricky into some seats, then back into the hand rail! Ricky flips over the railing and onto the other side of the steps. Sean grabs Ricky and lifts him up for a suplex! Sean drops Ricky across the hand rail!! Sean grabs Ricky by the hair, and leads him up the steps. They get to the top of the stairs and Sean picks up a trash can. Sean blasts Ricky with it!! Another shot from Sean, and Ricky falls to the ground.]

Randy Boggs: This one is an all out brawl, King!

King Royce: And Ricky is showing some guts, coming out here even though he's cut pretty back in the back of his head.

[Sean Jones grabs a fans replica Bronx dog collar and chain, and starts to choke Ricky with it. Sean then starts to whip Ricky with it, leaving huge welts on his back. Sean picks up Ricky and slams him into the railing! Sean stops to pose, drawing huge boos from the crowd. A fan pats Sean on the back, and Sean punches the fan in the face!! Sean is on top of the fan and punching the hell out of him! Sean is pulled off by GFWA security, allowing Ricky get get in a low blow! Ricky is bleeding all over the place, but picks up the chain and starts to choke Sean!!! Sean powers Ricky over, but Ricky hangs onto the collar and sends Sean into a fan sitting in his seat! Sean pushes the fan, and turns around. The fan stands up however, and spins Sean around. The fan removes his big sombero and sunglasses and it's Misfit!! Misfit nails Sean with a right! Another right by Misfit and he has Sean reeling! Sean is backed up against the railing! Misfit goes at Sean, who moves out of the way. Misfit hits the railing hard and almost flips over it, but he keeps his balance! Sean goes at Misfit, and Misfit presses him!!! Misfit tosses Sean over the railing and through three stacked tables some twenty feet below!!! Ricky runs at Misfit and clotheslines him over the railing and through three tables of his own!!!! A bleedy Ricky climbs onto the railing, and leaps off!! He nails Sean with a big splash, but hurts himself as well!!! Everyone is down!!!]

Randy Boggs: Holy shit is right, fans! Sean and Misfit were both put over the railing and through three tables!!

King Royce: Yeah and that dumbass Ricky leapt off and splashed Sean Jones!

[The ref gets over into position and starts his count. 1..... 2....... 3....... 4....... 5..... Ricky Hunter has pulled himself up with the use of the railing.... 6...... 7..... Sean Jones is moving...... 8....... 9...... TE.... Sean Jones is up!! Ricky Hunter picks up a steel chair and blasts Sean Jones with it!! DDT on the chair by Ricky!!! 1....... 2....... 3........ 4...... 5...... 6....... 7...... 8...... 9...... Sean Jones is back up again. Ricky lifts the chair up again and goes at Sean. Misfit with a dropkick to the chair out of nowhere, knocking it back into Ricky's face! Misfit grabs the chair and goes to deck Sean! Sean ducks and kicks Misfit in the stomach. Sean with a gutwrench suplex onto a pile of broken tables!! Sean Jones lifts Ricky to his feet and whips him into some of the sound equipment! Ricky is whipped into a large speaker! Sean Jones grabs Ricky and slams him into a stack of metal containers!! Sean grabs Ricky and tosses him into the wall as they make their way backstage.]

Randy Boggs: Looks like we are heading to the back, King!

King Royce: Looks that way, Randy.

[Sean Jones slams Ricky into a coke machine, then into a pile of metal poles, knocking them all over! Sean Jones picks up one of the poles, and rams it into Ricky's stomach! He bends it over Ricky's back! Sean is choking Ricky with the pole!!! Sean tosses Ricky onto a work cart, and starts to push it! Sean rams it against a wall, and the sudden stop causing Ricky to fly off the cart and into the wall himself!! Sean grabs Ricky and goes to whip him into a sheet of glass, that two men are carrying. Ricky reverses it and tosses Sean through the glass!!!! Ricky picks up one of the glass pieces and starts to dig into Sean's forehead!! Ricky picks up Sean and slams into into a support column! Sean is slammed into the wall, then back into the column! Ricky picks up a pitcher of water and breaks it over Sean's head! Ricky grabs Sean and tosses him through a door! Sean goes tumbling down some stairs as both men are outside in the front of the arena! Ricky walks down the steps as Sean starts to crawl. Ricky grabs Sean and brings him to his feet. Ricky's whip is reversed and Ricky goes into a bench! Sean comes at Ricky, who hits a drop toe hold, sending Sean's head into the bench! Ricky grabs Sean and tosses him into a light pole. The camera then shows the GLAAD people protesting in the background, causing Ricky to stop what he's doing.]

Randy Boggs: Uh oh, Ricky has spotted the protesters!

King Royce: This will not be good for the fairies!

Randy Boggs: Dude, shut up!

[Ricky starts towards the large group of people with a brick in his hand. He walks up to Carl Henkins, who just points at his chin. He yells at Ricky to do it, and prove he is a homophobe! Ricky lifts the brick up and Sean takes it away! Sean breaks the brick over Ricky's head!! Ricky falls to the ground, as the GLAAD people start to kick away at him! Sean pushes them all aside, and picks up Ricky. He leads Ricky to a parked car, and slams him into it! Carl is back over and yelling to get away from his car! Sean just gives him the finger, and slams Ricky into the side of the car again! Ricky's blood is all over the driver's door. Sean lifts Ricky up, and suplexes him onto the hood of the car! Sean jumps onto the hood of the car and sets Ricky up for a powerbomb. Ricky flips Sean over and he crashes into the windshield, causing Carl to just pass out. Ricky falls off the car, as Sean slips through the windshield and into the passenger seat of the car.]

Randy Boggs: They have destroyed the leader of the GLAAD protestings' car, and both men are out.

King Royce: But the ref has yet to make it out there to administer the ten count.

[The ref comes running towards the car, and finally gets there. He starts his count. 1...... 2....... 3....... 4..... 5..... Sean Jones opens up the car door..... 6...... 7.... Sean stumbles out and staggers around..... 8....... 9..... Ricky gets to his feet, by pulling on the ref. Sean leaps off the car and nails the ref with a flying clothesline!! Ricky grabs Sean and pushes him back into the car! Ricky starts to pummel Sean with rights and lefts, then grabs a hoe from the back of a truck in front of the car. Ricky swings it at Sean, who moves out of the way, and the hoe gets stuck in the car! Sean opens the door, driving the hoe back into Ricky's stomach! Sean shuts the door and clotheslines Ricky! Sean tosses Ricky back onto the hood of the car and sets up for the 187[somoan neckbreaker], but Ricky spins out, and sets Sean up for the After Shock[brainbuster]!!! Sean blocks, and blocks again! Sean nails the 187 on Ricky on the roof of the car!!!! The ref starts to count. 1....... 2....... 3....... 4..... 5...... 6...... 7...... 8...... 9...... 10!!]

Randy Boggs: Sean Jones wins!!

King Royce: Great job by Sean Jones!!

["Ain't No Sunshine" starts to play inside the arena, as Sean Jones makes his way back towards the arena. The GLAAD people check on Carl, as Ricky lays unconscious and bleeding on the roof of his car. Sean Jones is walking up the steps back into the building when the cameras fade back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Sean Jones will now go on to face Misfit or Chris Hanover.

King Royce: My money's on Misfit, it's destined to happen.

[The cameras cut backstage, where Syn is standing at the urinal taking a piss, whistling to himself and reading the sports page that the arena kindly posted above the urinal.  He's so into his urination that he's not really paying attention to the people who are coming and going into the bathroom.  Chaos of Mayhem, Inc. then comes in and stands right behind Syn.  As Syn goes to flush, Chaos taps him on the shoulder.  Syn flushes, puts his johnson back in his pants and turns around, met by a hard right hook to the face.  Syn stumbles a bit, which gives Chaos a chance to grab Syn's head and smash it into the ceramic urinal.  The impact cracks the urinal a bit and busts the back of Syn's head open.  Seemingly unconscious, Syn falls to the ground head-first into the urinal (it's one of those urinals that goes all the way to the ground).  Chaos takes the opportunity to kick Syn in the ribs a few times.  Chaos isn't done yet though.  He gets right over Syn, pulls his johnson out and pisses on the back of Syn's head.  After Chaos does the shake and puts his package away, he says these things to Syn....]

Chaos: A while back we used to be the best of friends...do you remember those days back in the CWF...well obviously you don't because you left me to to rot there while you came and prospered in the OWA and GFWA!  Well, Syn...we've been reunited...and after it's all said and done...it looks like you need to be Synatized.  Just remember, if you plan on fucking with me, you're going to have to fuck with my 5 friends as well!

[With that Chaos hocks a big loogie on Syn and walks out of the restroom, as we fade back to the arena.]

King Royce: What's this world coming to when a man can't take a piss in peace?

Randy Boggs: I dunno, King, but I'm just wondering why anyone would want to attack a man pissing.

King Royce: Good point, maybe GLAAD should have a talk with Chaos.

Randy Boggs: He'd probably just spear the hell out of 'em.

King Royce: That would be cool.

[We shift to the back again, where Chris Hunter is sitting in his locker room. He's still pissed at losing the Television Title. He is now in his street clothes, and picks up his gym bag. He walks out of his locker room, when he's whacked in the back of the head with a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat! Then Jason Corlett walks into camera view, and starts to clobber Chris with the specialty bat! Jason then starts to dig at Chris' head with the barbwire on the bat, then gets in his face and starts to yell at him. Jason hits him one last time in the ribs with the bat, then walks off. We return to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Chris Hunter was attacked for the second straight show by Jason Corlett!

King Royce: Guess Jason Corlett doesn't like Chris.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, I don't think they'll be having tea and cookies together anytime soon.

King Royce: Nope.

[The cameras cut backstage once again, where Star Struck is shown staring at a door marked "Dexter". Star Struck waits and waits until the door finally comes open. Out walks Dexter, who's match is next. Dexter stops to make sure his boots are laced tight, and Star Struck makes his move. He has a monkey wrench and nails Dexter in the lower back! Star Struck then knocks Dexter in the back of the head, taking him down. Star Struck continues to pummel Dexter's lower back with the wrench until he hears someone coming. He quickly leaves Dexter laying, and walks off. Once he disappears, Damien Slone comes into view, who was what Star Struck heard. Damien bends down over Dexter, then picks him up. Damien slams Dexter into the wall, then picks up the sledgehammer he had with him. Damien turns Dexter around, and nails Dexter in the back with the sledgehammer!! Damien drops the sledgehammer and walks off, as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Star Struck and Damien Slone sure did a number on Dexter, King.

King Royce: Told ya he'd pay for hurting Danger.

Randy Boggs: Well, I don't guess the handicap match will go down, now that Dexter's hurt.

King Royce: I wouldn't think so, but Danger could force Dexter into the match.

Randy Boggs: Well, we'll find out NOW!

South of the Border vs. Dexter
Extreme Handicap Match

["Come Out and Play" by The Offspring kicks up as Papi and Tito walk out. They fans are firmly behind them. South of the Border walk to the ring, and slide in. They jump to seperate middle turnbuckles and play to the crowd. They jump off the turnbuckles and wait for their opponent. "Come Out and Play" fades out, and "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine hits. The fans instantly start to boo, as South of the Border have looks of confusion on their faces. Max Danger is wheeled through the curtains by his beautiful wife Jessica, with Garth and Tansji right behind them. The males in attendance start whistling at Jessica, who's looking mighty fine. Max is handed a mic from Jessica, as his music fades out.]

Max Danger: All you horny Canadians can stop your whistling, because you aren't getting any of that ass!

[The crowd starts to boo, just because.]

Max Danger: Now, South of the Border, congrats on your victory last week, but as you may or may not know, Dexter had a little "accident" involving a monkey wrench and a sledgehammer. He kinda slipped and feel on them. Here take a look at how he's doing.

[The G-Tron lights up, and shows Dexter being loaded into an ambulance, and the medics checking his back. The G-Tron shuts off.]

Max Danger: So, as you can tell, Dexter won't be competing tonight. I am a jackass, people, but I'm not that big of an ass to make Dexter fight with that bad back. Backs are nothing to mess around with, as I know all too well. With that, Tito and Papi, you can have the night off. So, you can leave now.

[Tito and Papi look at each other, and jump out of the ring. They head up the ramp and stop in front of Danger. They just nod their heads and walks past. Danger then snaps his fingers, signalling Garth and Tansji to grab South of the Border. Garth picks Papi up over his head, while Tansji gets Tito on his shoulders. They walk over to the edge of the stage, where there's nothing to pad their fall.]

Max Danger: Now fellas, I did say you had the night off from wrestling action. But I can't deprive these wonderful fans of seeing someone get their asses kicked. And since you're here, you'll be the unlucky ones. Garth. Tansji. Toss 'em.

[Garth calmly tosses Papi down to the concrete floor some twelve feet below!! The crowd is chanting "Asshole!" as Tansji spins Tito off his shoulders and down beside his partner! "Born of a Broken Man" kicks up, as Danger waves and smiles to all the good Canadians. Jessica then wheels him to the back, as Garth and Tansji follow.]

Randy Boggs: Not much of a night off for South of the Border.

King Royce: Indeed, Randy. Max Danger couldn't deprive these fans though, and he had his bodyguards take care of South of the Border.

Randy Boggs: Dexter has been taken to a local hospital, and we'll keep you posted on his condition.

King Royce: I hope he has to use a wheelchair like Danger, it would only be fitting.

Randy Boggs: It would be quite ironic.

[As they continue to talk amongst themselves, the cameras fade backstage, where Star Struck is shown crossing out number two on his list. He is then shown reading number three, Kidnap the fake Jessica, as he looks on at the Jolly Potter and Neophytou locker room door. Jolly Potter and Neophytou are shown walking from the room, and into the distance. Star Struck then walks up to the door and knocks. The door comes open, and there stands Jessica, looking mighty fine, but not as fine as the real Jessica.]

Fake Jessica: Yes, can I help you?

Star Struck: Yep, and you will if you just be quiet!

[Before Jessica can do anything, Star Struck covers her mouth, and wraps her up. Star Struck looks around, seeing that the coast is clear, and walks away from the scene. Damien Slone comes into the picture and is back on his cell phone.]

Damien Slone: Max, he has her.

Max Danger: Good, make sure he doesn't lose her.

Damien Slone: Yes, sir.

[Damien Slone puts away his cell phone, and follows after Star Struck, as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Two missions complete, King.

King Royce: Yep, he flubbed up the first once, since Ricky Hunter didn't have the Extreme Title with him, but that wasn't his fault.

Randy Boggs: But now we have to wonder what exactly Danger wants Star Struck to do with the fake Jessica.

King Royce: I can think of a few things to do with her.

Randy Boggs: Couldn't go a show without a perverted comment, eh?

King Royce: You know me better than that Randy.

Randy Boggs: And that's what I hate about my life.

[The speaker system blasts on as you hear fighting as how to use it. A fimiliar voice comes over the intercom as you hear.]

Intercom: Misfit to the basement, and bring no one with you. The Darkside have a present for you.

The intecom clicks off and the camera flashes to ring side.]

Boggs: That was Devilz Messenger!

Randy: You should know that voice pretty well! But what do they want with Misfit?

Boggs: Don't you remember them beating the crap out oh him and Sean Jones last week?!

Randy: This could be bad for Misfit...

[The scene flashes backstage where you see Misfit come out of his lockeroom and barrel down the halls. The big red sign that reads "Basement" is shown as he takes the steps downward. The lights get dimer as he goes down and the camera follows closely behind. Misfit reaches the stairs and sees Hellz Angel standing at the end of the Hallway. Angel motions for him to come and Misfit makes his way, ready for a fight. But the Darkside have different plans. Angel vanishes into a room at the end of the hall. Misfit cautiously enters the room and a very happy looks comes across his face. Across the room he can see Sean Jones... shackeled against the wall. Devilz Messenger stands on one side and Hellz Angel stands on the other. The camera zooms in on Jones, who is chained up. The camera zooms in to reveal that the locks, aren't locked! Jones isn't really chained up!]

Hellz Angel: Like we said we have a present for you. You see last week Sean came to us for help. He realized that we could kick your ass, and we can. Now this might piss you off, but needless to say we already have so we have made our point. But you see Sean tried to control us, and we figure an eye for an eye. So this week it is your turn to kick the crap out of him.

[Misfit's smile just keeps getting bigger as he inches forward towards the unconsious Misfit. Misfit gets within a couple feet of Jones and realizes that the Darkside are on both sides of him. Angel smiles and backs away showing he will no intervien, Messenger does the same. Misfit prepares to nail Jones, but out of nowhere JONES WAKES UP! He breaks off the wall, and takes misfit by surprise. Misfit is taken off guard as Jones knocks the crap out of him. He pulls a pipe from the wall and nails Jones across the head with it. Misfit lies unconsious as Jones laughs. He picks up misfit and takes him to the wall where he was chained up. He chains up misfit and laughs one more time.]

Sean Jones: I can't believe he actually thought I was chained up!

[The scene fades to the ring as Sean Jones and the Darkside exit the room. Locking the door behind them.]

Randy Boggs: Oh my god! I don't believe this. Jones has gotten the Darkside to do his dirty work.

King Royce: It looks like the Darkside is in control if you ask me. Jones wouldn't stand a chance against them!

Randy Boggs: Well, Misfit may not make it to his match now, King.

King Royce: He had better hope Mayhem, Inc. was watching, so they can get him free.

Randy Boggs: I guess we'll have to wait and see, because now, we are going to unify the tag team titles.

Devilz Darkside vs. Jolly Potter and Neophytou
GFWA Global Tag Team Championship Match

["Pure Pleasure Seeker" by Moloko starts to play, as Abigail Doyle and Laurie T. Ince leads Jolly Potter and Neophytou through the curtains and towards the ring. The fans are cheering them on, as they walk with the OWA Tag Team Titles around their waists. Jolly Potter and Neo slide into the ring, and look out at the new Global Tag Team Titles in the glass cases beside the announce table. The ref takes their titles when "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC kicks up. There's a huge blast at the entrance way, and out walk the GFWA Tag Team Champions, Devilz Darkside. The fans immediately start to boo them, as they walk towards the ring with the GFWA titles over their shoulders. They walk around the ring, stopping in front of the new titles, then drop theirs and slide into the ring. All four men meet in the center of the ring and start to exchange punches, as the ref calls for the bell. The larger Darkside gets the advantage and whip their opponents to the ropes. Potter and Neo slide between Darkside's legs, and dropkick them in unision in the back of their knees! Darkside stumble forward and into the ropes. Potter and Neo charge at Darkside, who flip their opponents over the top rope. They land on the apron, however, then drive their shoulders into Darkside's stomachs. Sunset flips by both Potter and Neo! 1.... 2.. kick out by the GFWA champs. Darkside back up, but Potter and Neo duck their clothesline attempts. Potter and Neo dropkick Darkside, sending them through the ropes and onto the apron. Potter and Neo run to seperate corners, then hits stereo springboard cross body blocks on the GFWA mainstays, sending everyone to the outside. Potter and Neo slide back into the ring as the fans go crazy.]

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter and Neophytou are on fire, King!

King Royce: Lucky bastards, that's all.

[Potter and Neo run to the ropes as Darkside get to their feet on the outside. Potter and Neo hit stereo topes on Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel! Potter and Neo jump back onto the apron and climb up different turnbuckles. Messenger and Angel get back to their feet. Potter and Neo leap off the top ropes with cross body blocks! Darkside catches them! Messenger rams Neo's back into the ring post, as Angel does the same thing to Potter! Darkside then turn towards each other, and ram the OWA Tag Champs into one another! Darkside presses Potter and Neo and toss them back into the ring. Messenger slides in as Angel climbs onto the apron. Messenger clobbers Potter with a hung clothesline, sending him to the outside! Neo tries another cross body on Messenger, but he's caught and hit with a Fallaway Slam! Neo back up quickly and tries a spinning heel kick! Messenger catches him again, and slams him to the canvas with a powerbomb! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Messenger picks up Neo, and whips him into the corner. Messenger follows in with a huge clothesline!! Neo goes limp, and Messenger lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Superplex by Messenger!! 1.... 2... kick out! Messenger drags Neo over to his corner and tags in Angel.]

Randy Boggs: Devilz Messenger has been in firm control over Neo thus far.

King Royce: And now it's Angel's turn to have some fun.

[Hellz Angel picks up Neo and whips him to the ropes. Big boot knocks Neo to the mat with extreme force! Angel bends over and lifts Neo to his feet. Angel sends Neo into the corner, and follows in with a Stinger Splash! Neo moves out of the way!! Neo unloads with some kicks to Angel's ribs, then goes for the spin kick. Angel blocks the spin kick, turns Neo around and grabs him by the throat! Angel tosses Neo into the corner and goes to town with some big time lefts and rights to ever part of Neo's body! Angel whips Neo out of the corner and across the ring. Neo hits the other corner hard, and stumbles out. Angel charges at Neo, who ducks Angel's clothesline! Angel stops himself from hitting the corner and turns around. Neo runs at Angel and hits a flip kick! Neo goes for another one, but Angel flips Neo up and over, but he lands on his feet. Angel takes Neo's head off with a HUGE clothesline!!! .... 2.... Potter breaks up the count. Angel picks up Neo and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop by Angel! Angel whips , and drives him to the canvas with a big sidewalk slam! 1... 2.... thr... Potter breaks up the count again. , drawing him back in. The ref tries to keep Potter back, allowing Messenger to get back in the ring. Darkside , and takes him down with a double clothesline! They lift him back to his feet and send him into the corner. , and Angel jumps off his back and splashes Neo!! Neo stumbles from the corner and into a Messenger , that Angel adds to with a neckbreaker on Neo on his way down!! Angel slaps his hands together as the ref gets Potter .]

Randy Boggs: Hellz Angel dominated Neo there, even after some quick kick attacks from Neo.

King Royce: Yeah, but Potter made the cardinal mistake of not getting out of the ring. And that allowed Darkside to destroy Neo.

[Messenger covers Neo as the ref first makes sure he and Angel tagged. He goes down to count. 1..... 2.... thre... kick out by Neo! Messenger gets up in the ref's face complaining about his slowness in getting to the count. Messenger goes back to Neo, and lifts him up by his hair. Neo uses all his remaining strength to get off some quick fist strikes to Messenger's stomach. Neo runs to the ropes, and hits Messenger with a flying forearm! Messenger staggers back as Neo gets back to his feet. Neo jumps up and attempts a hurricanranna! He tries to take Messenger over, but Messenger blocks and pulls Neo back up. Neo pounds away at Messenger's forehead with some punches, and jumps off of Messenger's shoulders and tries a sunset flip! Messenger is trying to keep his balance, and he does! Messenger reaches down and grabs Neo by the throat with both hands. Messenger lifts Neo up into the air, and Neo starts to kick at Messenger! Neo bites Messenger's wrists to get free and runs to the ropes. Messenger with a flapjack on Neo, but on the way down Neo catches him with a hurricanranna!! Messenger blocks again, and pulls Neo back up. He keeps the momentum going and falls to his back, dropping Neo across the top rope, throat-first!!! Messenger regains his composure and grabs Neo by his black belt and pulls him to his feet. Messenger spins Neo around and plants him with a massive DDT! 1... 2... thre... kick out by Neo!! Messenger lifts Neo above his head and tosses him onto the top turnbuckle!! Angel is tagged back in.]

Randy Boggs: Neo tried to come back, but Messenger was just too much, King.

King Royce: Neo needs to make a tag and quickly, or this one will be over in no time.

[Angel picks up Neo and whips him into the corner. Angel follows in, but Neo gets the foot up and Angel runs into it! Neo climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and leaps off at Angel. He grabs onto Angel's head, spins and nails Angel with the spinning DDT!! Both men are down!! Angel is the first up, and shakes the cobwebs out! Neo starts to crawl towards Potter. He's just inches away, and Angel grabs Neo's foot and pulls him away. Angel picks Neo up over his head and tosses him into Potter, knocking both to the floor!! Angel climbs to the top rope, and nails both men with a big cross body!!!! Messenger is over and sets up a table on the outside! Angel rolls Neo back into the ring, and he sits in the corner. Messenger climbs to the top, and nails Potter with a flying clothesline!!!! Angel with a Bronco Buster on Neo in the corner!!!! Messenger slides back into the ring as Angel lifts Neo onto the top turnbuckle!! Angel sets Neo up for the Death Drop[top rope powerbomb suicida]!!! Potter slides into the ring, and dropkicks Messenger from behind, sending him into the ropes! Angel loses his balance and crotches himself on the top rope!!! Potter clotheslines Messenger out of the ring! Potter climbs to the top with Neo, and they set Angel up for a superplex!! Potter and Neo with a superplex on Angel from the top rope and through a table on the outside!!! Holy Shit chant breaks out!!!]

Randy Boggs: My god!! Hellz Angel has been broken in half!!

King Royce: Potter and Neo now have the momentum, Randy!

[Potter and Neo roll Angel back into the ring, and Neo covers Angel. 1.... 2.... Messenger pulls Neo out of the ring. Messenger slams Neo into the ring steps, but gets taken down with a blockbuster off the apron by Potter!! Potter rolls Neo back into the ring, as Angel is crawling towards his corner. Potter is back on the apron and reaches out for Neo's tag. Messenger is slow to his feet on the outside, and pulls himself up by the apron. He sees Neo inches away from tagging Potter, and his own partner reaching for Messenger, who isn't there. Messenger quickly runs around the ring and jumps onto the apron. Angel makes the tag, and Messenger climbs over the top rope and into the ring. Neo makes the tag to Potter, who hits a slingshot cross body on Messenger! 1.. 2... kick out!! Potter whips Messenger to the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold!!! Camel Clutch by Potter!! Angel gets to his feet and goes at Potter! Neo musters up enough strength to hit Angel with a roundhouse kick, that knocks him to the apron! Neo with a springboard dropkick to knock Angel off the apron and into the guardrail!! Neo goes to the ropes and hits Messenger with a dropkick to the forehead, while Potter keeps the camel clutch on! Neo gets back out of the ring, and Potter tags him in. Both men climb to opposite turnbuckles as Messenger slowly gets to his feet. Potter and Neo come off with double missle dropkicks to each side of Messenger's head!!]

Randy Boggs: What a move by Potter and Neo, King!!

King Royce: They are coming alive and really taking it to the GFWA champs.

[Neo covers Messenger, but the ref is busy trying to get Potter out of the ring. He finally does, and goes down to count. 1..... 2.... kick out!!! Neo picks up Messenger and whips him to the ropes. Neo kicks Messenger in the stomach, and runs to the ropes himself. Swinging Neckbreaker by Neo!!! The crowd then starts to boo loudly as the cameras turn to the entrance way. Walking down the ramp is Star Struck with the fake Jessica. He's shouting at Potter, who turns his attention to the ramp. Star Struck is yelling at Potter that he's got the fake Jessica, and plans to do some bodily harm. Potter jumps off the apron and runs towards them. Star Struck lifts Jessica up onto his shoulder and takes off running back up the ramp. Neo looks out at Potter and is wondering what he's doing. Angel slides back into the ring as Messenger gets to his feet. Neo turns back around and walks into Hellraiser[double uranage]!!! Messenger covers Neo, as Potter starts to run back to the ring!! Potter jumps onto the apron, and Angel knocks him off. 1.... 2..... Potter is knocked back off again.... 3!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Devilz Darkside has won the new Global Tag Team Championships!!

King Royce: But I'll give Neo and Potter credit, they gave it all they had, and gave Devilz Darkside a run for their money. Something only Japan Air has done in the past.

["Highway to Hell" starts to play once again, as the ref gives Devilz Darkside the new titles. They celebrate with the gold, as the fans boo them, but still have that respect for them. Potter reaches in and pulls Neo out of the ring. Potter, Laurie and Abigail all help Neo to the back, as Potter explains that the fake Jessica has been kidnapped by Star Struck. They walk through the curtains, as Devilz Darkside continues to celebrate in the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Well, Devilz Darkside now has a date with South of the Border sometime in the future, whereas Jolly Potter and Neophytou have proven they are championship material, but have some business to take care of with Star Struck first.

King Royce: I smell a trap, Randy, and Potter and Neo are walking into it.

[The cameras cut backstage where Misfit is shown still hanging in the basement of the arena, with bloody dripping from his face to the floor. Suddenly there's a loud banging on the door, and Misfit looks up. The banging continues as Misfit musters up the strength to speak.]

Misfit: Who's out there!?

Voice: It's me, Angelica!!

Misfit Good, get me out of here!

Angelica: I'm trying, just hold on.

[The cameras cut to the outside of the basement, where Angelica is searching for something to knock in the door. She spies a sledgehammer hanging on the wall and grabs it. She slams it into the lock, but doesn't break it off. She does it again and this time it breaks. Angelica pushes open the door and runs towards Misfit.]

Angelica: Are you okay?

Misfit: I've been better. Just get me down from here.

Angelica: Ok.

[Angelica unlatches Misfit, and he falls into her arms. She gets him upright as he looks at her.]

Misfit: Where's the others?

Angelica: They've gone looking for TGI.

Misfit: Where?

Angelica: I'm not sure.

Misfit: Then let's go.

[Misfit starts towards the door, when Angelica stop him.]

Angelica: Wait! You're match is next.

Misfit: Damn it! Fine, let's go, then we'll meet up with the others.

Angelica: Ok.

[Angelica follows Misfit from the basement as we fade back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: King, Angelica was watching and found Misfit.

King Royce: I just want to see this showdown between TGI and MI!

Randy Boggs: Well, I think you're in luck, because we have that.

King Royce: Cool!

[The cameras cut to the parking lot outside the GM Place. There's a huge gap of parking spaces empty, so that the GFWA could get their trucks and equipment in. Standing just outside the back doors are Jason Corlett, Eric Bellows, Chaos, and Nate Crow of Mayhem, Inc. On the other side stands Ice, Frostie, Tiu, Sif, Thor, Tino, Vito, Hadur, and Baldur of True Godds, Inc. Everyone starts forward, and stands face to face. They start to talk back and forth, then come to blows!! They are all punching back and forth, with TGI getting the upper hand to their larger numbers. They start to back Mayhem, Inc. back towards the back doors. They continue to fight outside as we fade back into the arena.]

Randy Boggs: It's an all out war, King!

King Royce: True Godds, Inc. versus Mayhem, Inc. Just awesome!!

Randy Boggs: But where was Bronx!?

King Royce: I dunno.

[The cameras cut backstage again, but to Jolly Potter and Neophytou walking back to their locker room. They find a note on the door. It reads, "I have her, and we're heading to the boiler room. Come after her if you dare.", and it's signed by Star Struck. Potter and Neo look at each other, then decide to go after her. From the shadows appears Damien Slone, who follows after Potter and Neo. Potter and Neo walk down a long hall, then get to a sign that points in the direction of the Boiler Room. They continue on, as Damien Slone follows at a safe distance. Finally, Potter and Neo find the boiler room, and Neo opens the door. Potter peers in, and sees no one. Both men slowly and cautiously walk in, as Damien Slone also enters behind them.]

Randy Boggs: Potter and Neo had better watch themselves, because Damien Slone is right behind 'em.

King Royce: Told ya it was a trap.

[Potter and Neo search the boiler room, but find nothing. Then they here something. It's the fake Jessica. She's screaming for help. You also hear Star Struck telling her to shut up. Potter and Neo follow the noises, until they find Star Struck tying Jessica to a chair. Star Struck turns towards them, and has a look of fear in his eyes. He then sees Damien Slone coming up from behind Potter and Neo, holding a lead pipe. He puts his finger to his lips to tell Star Struck to be quiet. Star Struck starts to smile as he straightens up, trying to trick Potter and Neo into thinking he's going to fight. Damien lifts the pipe up and is about to hit Potter and Neo, but someone grabs it. Damien turns around, and the white painted face of The Crow is seen emerging from the shadows. He shakes his head no, then nails Damien with a hard right. Potter and Neo hear this and turn around. This allows Star Struck to grab Jessica and take her through a back door. Damien and The Crow continue to fight back and forth, as Potter and Neo quickly remember to get Jessica. They go thorugh the back door, and chase after Star Struck as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: It was a trap, but The Crow stopped anything from happening!

King Royce: Damn Crow! That bastard ruined Danger's plan!

Randy Boggs: We know he has a history with Danger, but no one knows what. I guess we'll soon find out.

King Royce: No matter what it is, Danger's going to hate him even more now.

Randy Boggs: Right, but now it's time for another Death Match Tournament.

Misfit vs. Chris Hanover
Death Match Tournament - Semifinals

Randy Boggs: This one is going to be a scaffold match, but it won't be above the ring. It's over beside the G-Tron in the open area, and below it will be a pile of broken glass and rusty nails.

King Royce: I see a few needles in there too!

["Lollipop Porn" by Crazy Town kicks up, as Chris Hanover gets a really nice pop from the crowd as he walks out. He walks over to the edge of the stage and looks at the twenty foot high scaffolding. He then looks down at the broken glass and nails, and gulps. Chris shakes his head, thinking he shouldn't be doing this, but walks down the ramp. He gets halfway down when "Propostion Fuck You" by Methods of Mayhem starts to play. Chris turns around and sees Misfit and Angelica Dawson walk through the curtains. The fans boo loudly as Misfit sees Chris on the ramp, and takes off running towards him. Chris runs towards the ring and slides into. Misfit slides in as well, and Chris nails him with a flying clothesline! Chris picks up Misfit and whips him to the ropes. Armdrag by Chris! Misfit back up and Chris knocks him down with a dropkick! Misfit back up, and a drop toe hold takes him back down again. Misfit up quickly again, and charges at Chris. Chris leapfrogs Misfit, and attempts a hurricanranna! Misfit blocks, but Chris counters Misfit's powerbomb attempt with a DDT!!]

Randy Boggs: Awesome start for Chris Hanover, King!

King Royce: This tournament is not his style, but if he can keep the extreme stuff to a minimium he could walk out the winner.

[Chris picks up Misfit and sends him into the corner. Chris connects with some wicked knife-edged chops that bring a smile to Danger's face and make the crowd go "whoo!". Chris whips Misfit out of the corner. Misfit reverses, holds on Chris' arm and pulls him back towards him. Chris ducks Misfit clothesline, and hits a german suplex on Misfit! Chris follows up with a side russian legsweep! Chris floats over and starts to tag Misfit's head with some stiff rights! Misfit is lifted to his feet and whipped to the ropes. Chris attempts a dropkick, but Misfit hangs onto the ropes! Misfit slingshots Chris into the corner and follows up with a back elbow! Misfit with a monkey flip on Chris, who lands on his feet! Chris goes at Misft who flips him onto the top rope! Chris with a moonsault, but Misfit casually steps aside, and Chris slams into the mat hard! Misfit goes up top. Diving headbutt by Misfit!! Misfit picks up Chris, and goes for a suplex. Chris flips out, and goes for another german suplex! Standing switch by Misfit. Misfit with a german suplex on Chris, that sends him over the top rope and to the floor!! Misfit runs to the ropes, and nails Chris with a suicide dive!!!]

Randy Boggs: Lucha Misfit~!

King Royce: Misfit taking a page out of Chris' book and hitting a high-risk maneuver!

[Misfit picks up Chris and sends him into the ring steps! Misfit picks up Chris and attempts it again. Chris jumps over the steps this time. Misfit dropkicks the steps, but Chris jumps over the steps too! Misfit leaps off the bottom steps with a clothesline, but Chris blocks, and hits Misfit with a full nelson slam!! Chris picks up the steel steps, but Misfit moves out of the way as Chris tries to drop them onto him. Misfit spins Chris around and hits the flatliner on the floor!! Misfit picks up the steps and lays them across Chris' face. Angelica grabs a chair and tosses it to Misfit. Misfit turns back around, and Chris pushes the steps back up into Misfit's face! Misfit is busted open again, as he previous cuts were reopened. He turns back to Chris who superkicks the chair back into Misfit's face!! Misfit falls back against the guardrail. Chris charges at Misfit, who flips him over the railing and into the crowd! Misfit grabs Chris and suplexes him back over the railing!! Misfit lays the chair on the ground and goes for a tomikaze! Chris reverses it and nails Misfit with a vertibreaker on the chair!!! Chris slides back into the ring as the crowd is firmly behind him.]

Randy Boggs: Back and forth action, with Chris Hanover getting in the last offensive move.

King Royce: He's doing a great job thus far, Randy.

[Chris Hanover climbs to the top rope, and waits for Misfit to get to his feet. Misfit pulls himself up with the help of the railing, then turns around. Chris is about to leap off when Angelica jumps onto the apron, and pushes Chris' legs apart, causing him to crotch himself! Angelica climbs off the apron, as Misfit climbs up. Misfit climbs up to the top. Top rope frankensteiner by Misfit, sending Chris to the cold, hard concrete floor!!!! Misfit almost knocked himself out on the apron, but escaped near death. Misfit walks over and picks up Chris. Misfit grabs Chris and gives him a big time delayed brainbuster on the ring steps!!!!! Misfit rolls Chris back into the ring, and locks on a figure four!!]

Randy Boggs: What the hell!?

King Royce: Submissionist Misfit~!

[Misfit has Hanover in a figure four. Chris trying to fight it off. He tries to turn it over, but Misfit just muscles him back. The crowd starts to cheer, as the cameras cut over to the entrance way. It's Bronx! He walks towards the ring, and Misfit sees him. Bronx gets to the end of the ramp, and Misfit releases the hold. Misfit jumps out of the ring and suddenly a big black man blasts Misfit with a chair!! Misfit's blood starts to pour out faster. Angelica tries to help but the big black man holds her at bay. Bronx walks over to Misfit and turns him over. Bronx holds his jaw and starts to shout at him.]

Bronx: SEE WHAT HAPPENS! This is what will continue to happen as long as you mess with the wrong people!

[Bronx reaches into his jeans pocket and pulls out the dogg chain. He raps it around his fist. He goes to hit Misfit with it, when someone jumps over the railing and grabs Bronx's arm! He spins Bronx around and kicks him in the gut! The man plants Bronx with a big DDT!! The black man turns around and Angelica low blows him!! And this new guy, DDTs him on the ring steps!! The man walks over to Misfit and rolls him back into the ring. But walks over to Bronx and grabs his jaw.]

Mysterious Man: Bronx, you want a match with someone from Mayhem, Inc. Well, you got one with me... KNIGHT!

[The man slaps Bronx, and walks off as Misfit gets to his feet inside, as does Chris. Chris with Feeling It[Feliner Kick] on Misfit, knocking him to the outside!! Chris with a tope con hilo on Misfit! Chris whips Misfit into the railing, and blasts him with the steel chair!! Chris is leading Misfit towards the scaffold. Angelica is following them. Chris rams Misfit's head into the ladder! Chris with a running Liger bomb on Misfit onto the broken glass and rusty nails!!! Chris says that's it, and starts to climb the scaffolding. Angelica is over and is waking Misfit up. Misfit gets up, as Chris watches from the scaffolding. The fans are yelling "Jump!", even though they realize that it'll cost Chris the match. Misfit slowly starts to climb the scaffolding, as Chris keeps yelling at him to get up there.]

Randy Boggs: A black man attacks Misfit, Knight attacks Bronx, Chris is about to beat Misfit. Weird, no?

King Royce: Most definitely, and I'm loving it!

[Misfit gets to the top of the scaffolding. Chris over and nails Misfit with a hard right. More rights from Chris. Chris kicks Misfit in the stomach and turns Misfit around. He sets Misfit up for the Freak Drop[face-first crucifix bomb]!! Misfit starts to squirm and gets free. Misft lifts Chris up and goes for the Forbidden Zone[face-first powerbomb]!! Chris spins atop Misfit and hits a hurricanranna! Both men almost go off, but are able to hang on. Both men back to their feet and Chris goes for the Feeling It again! Misfit blocks, and kicks Chris in the stomach. Empty Pockets[jacknife powerbomb minus the turnbuckle and dropkick spots] by Misfit and Chris falls twenty feet into a pile of broken glass and rusty nails!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Misfit wins! Misfit wins!

King Royce: And he'll go on to face Sean Jones for the Extreme Title next week!

Randy Boggs: What a match!

["Proposition Fuck You" kicks up, as Angelica climbs up onto the scaffolding with Misfit. They both celebrate as the fans boo loudly. Bronx is up and makes is way over to the scaffolding. The big black man is over too, and starts to climb up one side. Bronx climbs up the other, but they don't see him. Bronx makes it up to the top as Misfit and Angelica are looking at the black man. Bronx spins Misfit around, and superkicks him off the scaffolding!!!! Bronx and the black man grab Angelica by the throat and go to chokeslam her off, when Knight returns. They let go of her, leaving her to hang on for dear life. They go chasing after Knight as the cameras fade backstage.]

Randy Boggs: Bronx and his new buddy are chasing after Knight, but now it looks like we're going to find out what Danger wants to do with the fake Jessica.

[Star Struck knocks on Danger's office door. The real Jessica opens it, and Star Struck walks in with the fake Jessica. He sits her down on the couch. Danger wheels himself over to the fake Jessica.]

Max Danger: You may now go, Star Struck. You've got one last thing to do. Now go do it.

Star Struck: Yes sir, Mr. Danger. And don't you worry, I am going to get that Extreme Title from Ricky Hunter. Somehow, I will.

Max Danger: Good.

[Star Struck shakes Danger's hand, then leaves the room. Danger then wheels closer to the fake Jessica, as the real one sits on the arm of his wheelchair.]

Max Danger: You look nothing like my wife. Why did people mistake you two?

Jessica: People are idiots, honey.

Max Danger: That's true. Now, "Jessica", I hope you've enjoyed portraying my wife over the last few months. Because if I have anything to say about it, you won't ever get the chance to do so again.

Fake Jessica: Fuck you!

Max Danger: Fiesty! Maybe that's what you two have in common.

Jessica: Maybe so.

Max Danger: Now, "Jessica", your buddies Potter and Neo will be here any second. They'll be coming for you. Don't know why, because you cause them nothing but trouble. But when they get here, you'll get to see first hand what Garth and Tansji can do.

[Garth and Tansji come in from the back room, and stand on each side of Danger.]

Max Danger: So, just sit back and relax darling. Nothing will happen to you if you cooperate... not yet anyway.

[Max and the real Jessica begin to laugh as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Well, the fake Jessica is now with Danger and his wife. I wonder what they'll do with her?

King Royce: Anything they want, Randy, anything they want.

Randy Boggs: Speaking of anything they want, J.J. $tudd is looking for respect, and he'll get his chance to earn it NEXT!

Syn vs. J.J. $tudd
Non-Title Regular Rules Match

["Tatooed Bruise" by Double Drive starts to play, as the fans start to boo. Out walks J.J. $tudd with Corporate Courtney at his side. They head towards the ring, reveling in the crowd reaction. J.J. jumps into the ring, as Courtney walks over to his corner. JJ poses on the middle turnbuckle, drawing more boos from the crowd. JJ bounces off the ropes as "God of the Mind" by Disturbed kicks up, and the Omega Champion walks through the curtains. He is booed by most, but some fans cheer just because they respect him. Syn starts down the aisle. He climbs into the ring, and hands the Omega Title over to the ref, as he calls for the bell.]

Randy Boggs: This is going to be one hell of a contest, King!

King Royce: Oh it'll be awesome!

[Syn and JJ circle each other to start, not taking their eyes off of each other. They come together with a collar and elbow tie-up! No one gets the advantage and they break. Syn pops his neck, as JJ continues to stare deep into his eyes. The two men start to circle each other again, and lock up in the center of the ring. JJ gets the advantage and drives Syn back into the corner. The ref comes between them, and JJ gets in a cheap slap, drawing "Ooh's" from the crowd. Syn grabs JJ and tosses him into the corner. Syn unloads with some rights and lefts. Syn whips JJ out of the corner. No, JJ reverses, and sends Syn into the other corner. JJ comes in and runs into a boot from Syn. JJ runs in again and Syn jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Syn grabs JJ by the neck and sets up for a Tornado DDT! JJ counters with a Northern Lights suplex on Syn! 1... 2.. kick out!! JJ ducks Syn's clothesline attempt and hits him with a neckbreaker! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Syn back up and JJ whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by JJ, but Syn lands on his feet. He continues to the ropes, but gets taken down by a JJ shoulder block. JJ goes to the ropes, steps over Syn. JJ is leap frogged by Syn, and then monkey flipped! JJ lands on his feet however, and Syn charges at him. JJ flips Syn up and over the top rope. Syn lands on the apron, and pulls JJ down by his hair. Slingshot Senton misses for Syn, as JJ rolls out onto the apron. JJ hits a springboard clothesline on Syn! 1..... 2... kick out!! JJ picks up Syn and whips him to the ropes. Pancake into a diamond cutter by JJ!! 1... 2... th... kick out!! JJ with a knee to Syn's stomach, and whips Syn to the corner. JJ follows in and connects with a dropkick! Syn holds onto the top ropes, as JJ grabs his legs. JJ pulls on Syn's legs and drops Syn with a powerbomb! 1.... 2... thr... kick out!!! JJ into the reverse chinlock.]

Randy Boggs: J.J. $tudd is in firm control early, King.

King Royce: He's had about six near falls so far, and those alone will wear Syn out.

[Syn gets to a knee, and elbows JJ in the gut. Syn up to his feet and elbows JJ again. A third elbow gets Syn free and he runs to the ropes. JJ knees Syn in the gut to take him back down. JJ grabs Syn and hits a gutwrench suplex! 1... 2.. kick out!! JJ covers again... 1.... 2.. kick out! JJ with the lateral press again... 1.... 2... kick out!! He hooks the leg... 1.... 2... kick out!! JJ slaps the mat, and picks up Syn. Vertical suplex by JJ! JJ goes to the middle turnbuckle and hits a flying elbow! 1... 2... kick out! JJ picks Syn up and whips him to the ropes. Syn ducks the clothesline, and goe for a crucifix! JJ counters with a big samoan drop! 1... 2.. kick out!! JJ with the cross arm breaker on Syn. Syn fights to the ropes, and JJ releases. JJ with an armwringer on Syn and gets the hammerlock on. Syn tries an elbow, but JJ ducks, kicks Syn in the gut and hits the DDT! 1... 2... kick out!! JJ lifts Syn back to his feet, and goes for the irish whip! Syn reverses, holds onto JJ's arm and pulls him back into a belly to belly overhead release suplex!!]

Randy Boggs: Nice counter by Syn to stop JJ's momentum!

King Royce: Maybe the Omega Champ can get some offense in now.

[Syn gets to his feet as does JJ. JJ comes at Syn, who takes him down with a drop toe hold! JJ gets to his knees and Syn dropkicks him in the face! Syn picks up JJ and whips him to the ropes, and a clothesline takes JJ down! Syn picks up JJ and hits a Fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... kick out! Syn whips JJ into the corner and hits a rolling kick! Syn lifts JJ up to the top turnbuckle. He goes for the superplex, but JJ pushes him off. JJ goes for the double ax-handle as Syn gets to his feet, but Syn nails JJ in the stomach. Syn goes to the ropes and takes JJ down with a bulldog!! Lionsault by Syn on JJ!!! 1.. 2... kick out!! Syn picks up JJ and whips him to the ropes. Leg lariat by Syn and JJ falls through the ropes! Syn charges at JJ, who ducks his head and Syn hits a sunset flip powerbomb on JJ onto the concrete!!! Syn picks up JJ and rolls him back into the ring. Syn climbs up top, and hits the 450 Splash!!!! 1..... 2..... JJ kicks out! Syn kicks JJ in the face and climbs back up top. Another 450 Splash, but JJ gets his knees up!!!! Both men are down, but JJ is up first. Implant DDT on Syn!! 1... 2... kick out!! JJ picks up Syn sets up for a Pedigree. Syn tries to flip JJ over, but JJ knees Syn in the face a couple of times, and plants him with the Pedrigree!! 1.... 2.... thr... Syn kicks out!!]

Randy Boggs: Syn was taking control there, but now JJ has retaken it!

King Royce: JJ is a man possessed, Randy.

[JJ picks up Syn and connects with a couple of rights. JJ whips Syn to the ropes and hits the spinebuster! Sharpshooter attempt by JJ, but Syn punches at JJ, then kicks him to the ropes. JJ comes back at Syn, who hits the Exploder!!!! 1.... 2... thre... kick out!! Syn grabs JJ and hits the Wrist-Clutch Exploder!!!! 1.... 2..... thre.... kick out again!!!! Syn with the Liger Bomb on JJ!!! 1... 2... thre.... kick out!!! Syn is getting frustrated! Running Liger Bomb!!!!!! 1...... 2....... thre.... kick out!!!!! Syn picks JJ back up and hits the Tiger Bomb!!!! 1...... 2...... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!! Syn picks JJ back up, and hits the brainbuster!! Syn rolls over, picks JJ back up and hits another brainbuster!!!! Syn rolls over again, and hits a third brainbuster!!!! 1..... 2..... thre...... kick out!!!!!! Syn whips JJ to the ropes and hits the Synatized[spinebuster]!!!!! 1........ 2...... THRE.... KICK OUT!!!!! Syn is losing it! He picks JJ up and goes for Blood Syn[diving reverse ddt], but JJ counters, and muscles Syn over and plants him with a tombstone piledriver!!! Both men are down!!!]

Randy Boggs: Syn gave JJ just about every move he knows, and JJ still kicked out!!

King Royce: It's going to take a lot to put JJ away, Randy.

[Both men are slowly getting to their feet. Syn is up first, for obvious reasons. Syn walks over to JJ, who's on his knees. Syn grabs JJ by the hair, and JJ gets a small package on Syn! 1.... 2... kick out!! Syn whips JJ to the ropes, and lowers his head! Sunset flip by JJ! 1.... 2.. Syn rolls out, and rolls JJ up! 1.... 2.... JJ pushes Syn's head down, flipping him onto his back and JJ has the pin! 1... 2.. kick out!! Syn is whipped to the ropes by JJ. JJ lowers his head, and Syn drives JJ's head into his knee! JJ bounces back up, and Syn climbs to the middle turnbuckle! Syn leaps off and takes JJ down with a standing butt splash type deal! Syn with the cover! 1.... 2... JJ gets his legs up under Syn's arms and rolls him over. 1... 2..... kick out!! Syn flips onto JJ's stomach! 1... 2.... JJ bridges up, spins around and gets the backslide on Syn!!! 1...... 2..... kick out!!! Syn up, and JJ takes him down and slingshots Syn into the corner!! Syn stumbles out of the corner, and JJ hits the German Suplex!!! 1...... 2.... thre.... kick out!!!!! La Misteral Cradle by JJ!!! 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!!! JJ up and hits the Oklahoma Roll!! 1..... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!!]

Randy Boggs: My god! What action, and JJ can't believe he can't put Syn away!

King Royce: Neither man will be put away easily, Randy.

[JJ stands up in the corner, shaking his head, as Syn pulls himself up. JJ grabs Syn and whips him to the ropes. Syn ducks the clothesline, ducks the backhand, but gets taken down with shoulder block! JJ to the ropes and steps over Syn. Leap Frog by Syn, then an armdrag, but JJ blocks. JJ attempts his own, but Syn blocks it! Syn slaps JJ in the stomach, puts his leg on JJ's neck, and flips backwards and onto his feet. He goes for a haymaker, but JJ ducks and goes for a back suplex! Syn flips out and onto his feet. Syn wraps JJ up about the waist. Standing switch by JJ. JJ goes for the Dragon Suplex, but Syn slips out, falls to his ass, and tries to rolls JJ over. JJ, however, just falls onto Syn! 1... 2..... thre... Syn reverses the rolls and has JJ covered! 1..... 2.... thre.... kick out!! Both men back up and Syn swings at JJ again. JJ ducks, and locks on the full nelson again!! JJ nails the Dragon Suplex!!! 1...... 2.... thre... kick out!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Jesus, this match is just awesome! Back and forth they go, with no one having the distinct advantage.

King Royce: Match of the night, Randy, just as predicted by many before the show.

[JJ slaps the mat, thinking he had it that time. JJ grabs Syn and whips him into the corner. Syn hits chest first, and stumbles backwards. JJ grabs Syn and hits the Russian leg sweep. He rolls through and hits another one! And a third time for good luck. That's the Downsizer for JJ! JJ picks Syn up and locks Syn up for the Conclusion[flatliner]!!! Syn elbows out. JJ goes off the ropes and charges back at Syn. X-Rated[superkick] by Syn!!! JJ falls through the ropes and onto the apron!! Syn lifts JJ back up to his feet, and goes to suplex JJ back in. JJ blocks twice, then tries to suplex Syn out of the ring. Syn blocks, and finally suplexes JJ back over the ropes. JJ flips over and gets behind Syn. Syn turns around, and JJ goes for the Conclusion again! Syn blocks, and goes for the Blood Syn again!! JJ blocks, so Syn improves and hits an inverted vertical suplex!! Syn jumps to the top rope, and hits the Synton[senton bomb] onto JJ's back!!!! Syn rolls JJ over! 1....... 2........ THRE..... JJ gets his foot on the bottom rope!!!!!]

Randy Boggs: What luck for JJ, to be that close to the ropes.

King Royce: This is going to be a close one, Randy. Whichever man can just outlast the other is going to win.

[Syn is distraught and talks it over with the ref. Syn walks back over to JJ and lifts him to his feet. Syn with a big European uppercut, then whips JJ to the ropes. Syn goes to knee JJ in the stomach, but JJ holds onto Syn's knee and rolls him up!! 1.... 2... thr.... Syn rolls out and gets JJ in a crippler crossface!!!! JJ is on the ropes!! Syn picks up JJ and whips him into the corner. Syn with some kicks to JJ's chest, then lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Syn attempts a top rope gutwrench suplex! JJ blocks, so Syn punches away and changes his mind. He sets JJ up for a top rope hurricanranna! JJ counters and hits a top rope sitdown powerbomb on Syn!!!!!!!! JJ hurts himself, but eventually makes the cover. 1...... 2..... thre.... KICK OUT!!!!! JJ is in shock! JJ picks up Syn and hits a T-Bone suplex! 1... 2.... kick out!! JJ lifts Syn back to his feet, kicks him in the stomach, and hits a double underhook piledriver!!!!! 1.......... 2....... THRE..... KICK OUT!!!!!!! JJ can't believe it!! He looks over at Courtney, who is in shock herself!! JJ grabs Syn and goes for a brainbuster! Syn flips out, and hits the Blood Syn on JJ out of no where!!!! 1...... 2...... 3!!!!]

Randy Boggs: Syn wins!! Amazing!

King Royce: Syn beat JJ out of no where! Just an excellent match!

["God of the Mind" kicks up, as Syn staggers around the ring. The ref hands him his Omega Title, as Courtney slides into the ring and leans over JJ. Syn staggers around celebrating, as the fans are surprisingly cheering for him more than usual. Syn then jumps out of the ring, and staggers to the back, as JJ gets back on his knees in the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Just an awesome match between Syn and J.J. $tudd, King.

King Royce: I wouldn't mind seeing these two go at it week in and week out.

[The cameras cut backstage where Jolly Potter and Neophytou are walking down the hall. They go around a corner, and we see Max Danger's office up ahead. Potter and Neo just walk in, and see Max Danger sitting with the real Jessica.]

Max Danger: I don't guess they teach you the art of knocking in England, eh?

Jolly Potter: Where's she at?

Max Danger: Who?

Jolly Potter: You know who!

Max Danger: No, not really. There's tons of females in this organization, so if you'd be more specific, I might be able to help you.

Jolly Potter: Jessica, you jackass!

Max Danger: Well, Jessica is right here, you blind fuck.

Jolly Potter: The OTHER Jessica, asshole!

Max Danger: I'm not sure. Maybe you should ask them.

[Max points behind Potter and Neo, who turn around to see Garth and Tansji standing there. Garth grabs Potter and slams him into the wall. Tansji kicks Neo in the stomach, and rams the door into his head! Jessica gets up from her seat and grabs the fake Jessica from the dressing room. Garth and Tansji continue to beat the hell out of Potter and Neo, as Max Danger laughs his ass off, while the fake Jessica is trying not to look, but the real Jessica forces her. The fight continues as we fade back to the arena.]

Randy Boggs: Max Danger is making good use of his new bodyguards, King.

King Royce: Potter and Neo deserve it for just barging in like that. I'm sure Danger would have be less forceful with them, had they just knocked. Oh, who am I kidding? Danger would have had their asses kicked either way.

Randy Boggs: Yep, and now it's time for our main event, King! But first here's what happened last week at The Danger Zone!

[The G-Tron lights up, and highlights from The Danger Zone Global Title Match are shown. Joz and Kan beat the hell out of each other, then in a spot they did earlier in the match, Kan locks on the sleeper on Joz, and Joz pushes off the ropes. However, both men's shoulders are down and the two seperate refs count both men down. The final shot is of both men with their arms raised.]

Randy Boggs: Folks, this is going to be one hell of a contest! Kan and Joz battled it out last week, but it ended in contraversy.

King Royce: And the Commissioner, The Butcher, had no other choice than to vacate the championship, send the OWA and GFWA World Titles to the GFWA Hall of Fame Museum, and make this match for the new GFWA Global Heavyweight Championship.

Randy Boggs: And it's up now!

Kan vs. Jostrodomus
GFWA Global Heavyweight Championship Match

["Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up as the place explodes! Through the curtains walks the Commissioner of the GFWA, The Butcher. He has a wooden case with him, as he heads towards the ring. He slaps hands with the fans(now that's old school) as he walks by, then steps into the squared circle. The Butcher grabs a mic, and stands in the center of the ring as the fans continue to cheer.]

The Butcher: Thank you for that kind response. Canada has the best fans!!

[The crowd pops louder.]

King Royce: Sucking up to the Canadians, now that's low.

The Butcher: Ladies and gentlement, up next is the biggest match in the history of the GFWA. Two of the greatest athletes in the history of the sport in Kan and Jostrodomus, will go head to head to determine the new GFWA Global Heavyweight Champion!

[The crowd cheers.]

The Butcher: But why am I out here, you ask? Well, in this case is the new championship belt. I will not show it to you all now. It won't be seen until after the match, when I hand the new champion his title. Oh and it's a beaut! Best looking title I've ever seen. But you'll have to wait. But I also have something else to say. The most important match in the company's history needs an important man to mediate the match. So I'm naming myself the special guest referee for the matchup!!

[The crowd pops huge!]

The Butcher: So, without further adieu, let's bring out the participants!

["Prince Charming" by Metallica kicks up as the boos come fast and loud. The former OWA World Champion, Kan, walks through the curtains with his lovely fiancee, Erika, at his side. They stop and pose at the top of the ramp, as the chants of "No U Kan't!" start up. Kan just soaks it all in, as he heads towards the ring.]

The Butcher: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, the former OWA World Heavyweight Champion, being accompanied to the ring by Erika. He is.... KAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[The crowd boos louder and the chants get more violent as Kan climbs into the ring with Erika. Kan doesn't take his eyes off Butcher as he walks over to his corner, just behind The Butcher. The Butcher gets him as small clap, when "God Bless The Dead" by 2pac hits. The arena explodes! It's a few minutes before Joz walks out, but when he does the crowd roars even louder. But he comes out in street clothes, and on crutches. The crowd almost goes silent.]

The Butcher: What the hell is this!?

[Joz has a mic with him and pulls it out of his back pocket.]

Jostrodomus: Hello Kan. Hey Butcher. What's up?

The Butcher: What the hell are you doing!? This is the biggest match in the history of the GFWA! Why aren't you dressed!?

Joz: Calm down, Butch, just calm down. You know I wouldn't like anything more than to come down there and kick Kan's all over this arena!

[The crowd starts to cheer.]

Joz: But I can't.

[The crowd starts to boo.]

Joz: Now, now, don't get all hostile. I have my reasons.

The Butcher: They had better be damn good ones, because you're ruining the show, Joz!

Joz: Butch, don't you worry, I'm not going to ruin the show. But I do have some bad news. I may not be able to wrestle for a long time, if every again.

[The crowd starts to boo, because that sucks.]

The Butcher: Why the hell not!?

Joz: It seems that at some point in my match last week, I completely ripped my ACL and MCL in my left knee all to shit, and pulls some ligaments in my right knee. They will require several surgeries before I'm even able to walk on them again.

[The Butcher is about to say something, when Kan takes the mic from him.]

Kan: That's a bunch of bullshit! You're just making that up to get out of an ass-whippin'! Now get your lying ass down here, so I can rightfully win what's mine!

[The crowd starts to boo.]

Joz: Kan, I'm not scared of you, so for you to say that I would make up a career-threatening injury just to get out of a match is just laughable. The truth is, I could beat you even with this fucked up knees, but I'm not about to risk that. I have too bright a future ahead of me, and I don't want to be unable to walk because I wanted to kick your ass. Oh, but don't get me wrong, you're ass-whippin' is coming, just not now, but someday, you will get yours.

The Butcher: But what the hell are we going to do about the main event, Joz? You ruined it!

Joz: Oh contrair, Mr. Commish. I have already found a suitable opponent for Kan.

The Butcher: Who gave you the power of making matches?

Joz: Oh, I guess you didn't hear. With Max Danger bound to a wheel-chair and his problems with Jolly Potter and those other goons, he has appointed me the new Vice President of the GFWA!

[The crowd actually boos that.]

Joz: That means I will basically run this joint, Butch, along side you!

The Butcher: Fine, so who did you pick to face Kan?

Joz: Just the one and only....... DEXTER!!

Kan: Hey Einstein! Dexter was already taken out by Damien Slone and Star Struck! He's bedded up in a hospital somewhere.

Joz: I know, but I just wanted to distract you so the real man could get the early advantage on you.

Kan: Wha?

[Kan turns around and standing there is Payne! Payne nails Kan with a big right, knocking the mic out of his hand. Payne continues to unload on Kan with some big time rights. The Butcher slides the belt case over into the corner, as Payne clotheslines Kan out of the ring!]

Kan vs. Payne
GFWA Global Heavyweight Championship Match

Randy Boggs: My god King! Joz is the new VP, and he's appointed Payne to face Kan tonight for the title!

King Royce: This is a damn outrage!!!!

[Payne follows Kan outside the ring, and slams him into the ring steps! Payne grabs Kan's head and slams it into the ring apron. Payne rolls Kan into the ring, and follows in. Payne body slams Kan and goes to the ropes. Payne with a leg drop on Kan! Payne whips Kan into the corner, but misses the blind charge! Kan starts to unload with some rights, as Joz makes his way down to the ring. Kan whips Payne to the ropes. Payne ducks the clothesline and hits the Lou Thesz Press! Payne unloads on Kan with some more rights!! Payne picks up Kan and hits the vertical suplex! Payne picks up Kan and whips him into the corner. Payne hits a big splash in the corner! Payne lifts up Kan and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Payne goes for a superplex, but Kan blocks, and pushes Payne off the top! Payne is hit with a leg drop from Kan!! Kan picks up Payne and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam by Kan!! Kan picks Payne back up and kicks Payne in the stomach. Kan of Slam[pumphandle backbreaker] attempt by Kan, but Payne slips out and rolls Kan up!! 1...... 2...... kick out!!! Kan goes at Payne, who hits a back body drop! Payne grabs Kan and kicks Kan in the stomach. Payne hooks Kan's arms back, but Kan flips Payne over. Kan whips Payne to the ropes, and takes him down with a high knee!!]

Randy Boggs: Back and forth action, King!

King Royce: This is surprisingly good, since neither man had time to prepare for the match.

[Kan picks up Payne and hits the running powerslam!! Kan with the Sharpshooter!!!!!! Joz is in the ring!! Joz has his crutch and is about to hit Kan. Kan releases the hold on Payne and turns towards Joz. Joz swings his crutch at Kan! Kan ducks and Joz nails The Butcher!!!! Butcher falls to the canvas!! Joz just shrugs his shoulders and nails Kan in the head with the crutch!! Joz then hobbles over to the corner and slides out. He grabs the belt case and starts to hobble back to the back while yelling, "I'm the only REAL champion this company can have!". Joz is halfway up the ramp when The Butcher and Kan get to their feet. Payne is already looking out at Joz with confusion on his face. All three men stare after Joz as he stops at the top of the ramp. He gives all three men the finger and starts laughing as he heads to the back, with the fans actually kinda booing him.]

Randy Boggs: Jostrodomus just stole the new championship, King!

King Royce: I know kinda like the man.

Randy Boggs: But what about this match?

King Royce: I guess we'll be throwing it out, Randy.

[The Butcher checks his forehead, and it's bleeding. He grabs a mic, as Kan and Payne stare at one another.]

The Butcher: That bastard! Joz, you'll not get away with this! Kan. Payne. This match is going to have to be post-poned.

[The crowd starts to boo, when the G-Tron lights up and Joz is standing there, with the new Global Title around his waist.]

Joz: Hey, Butch, damn good belt you had made. It looks GREAT around my waist. And Payne, sorry I had to fool you like that, but to be honest, you aren't worthy of a Women's title, much less the most prestigious championship in the world of professional wrestling!! Ya dumb ass bastard! Looks like you all just.... GOT SMOKED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Joz continues to laugh as Joz climbs into his nearby car and drives off. The Butcher, Kan, and Payne are all dumbfounded in the ring, as we fade to black.]

**I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHITTY GOLD DIGGERZ-GODS & MONSTERS MATCH! I'LL MAKE IT UP NEXT WEEK!!**