Saturday Night Rumble
Saturday, March 10th, 2001
ARCO Arena in Sacramento, CA

Two Weeks Ago... appears on the screen, along with the Invasion PPV logo. Highlights from the Invasion PPV are shown, such as Genesis crucifying his brother, Tombstone, thus vacating the GFWA Extreme Championship. Clips of Chris Hunter taking the TV Title from Bronx are shown, as are some Japan Air/Devilz Darkside versus Jolly Potter/Neo/Firestorm highlights. We see a lot of the big spots from the Johnny Street-Sonic Youth Jr. Title Ladder match, which stole the show. Then we go into a more emotional package, that shows Jostrodomus being pinned by the US Champion, Little Jack, after Chaos pushed his foot off the bottom rope. Then to the World Title match, where a masked man comes out. It is revealed to be Jostrodomus after he wins the World Title, leaving Chaos, Dexter, and Chiaroscuro in shock. The package ends with Joz holding the title high into the air on top of the cage.

The GFWA logo then appears on the screen, and the Rumble video package opening begins. That lasts for several seconds, before fading into a dark arena. Fireworks then go off in every direction. The entire arena is engulfed with smoke from the pyro, when the lights come up. Hanging from the ceiling of the ARCO Arena is a steel cage. The cameras start to pan the audience, who is standing on their feetn and cheering at the top of their lungs. We see such signs as "Chaos Was Screwed!", "Jrs. Are Gods", and "Where's My World Title!?". The cameras continue to pan, until you hear that oh so sexy voice of the main man, Randy Boggs.

Randy Boggs: Hello everyone and welcome GFWA's Saturday Night Rumble!! We are here live at the ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California! I am Randy Boggs, and joining me as always is the blue-balled King of Porn, King Royce!!

King Royce: Tis I, tis I, the quintessential butt-sniffer, and NEW CZAR OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY!!! I am your lord and savior, so bow down to me, KING ROYCE!! HAHAAHAHA!!!!

Randy Boggs: You scare me.

King Royce: I scare myself, Randy.

Randy Boggs: Whores and pimps, we have a great show for you all tonight, with two titles on the line, and seven, count them, SEVEN Pay Per View-quality matches!

King Royce: Uh, Randy, we are on PPV.

Randy Boggs: Oh yeah, but still, we have SEVEN huge matches lined up, that should please every wrestling fan out there.

King Royce: What about women's and olympic wrestling fans?

Randy Boggs: Oh come on King, you know as well as I do, that NO ONE likes women's and olympic wrestling.

King Royce: Yeah, they suck! Bring on the predetermined shit!

Randy Boggs: That's what I'm talking about! We are just two weeks away from the next GFWA supercard, The Danger Zone, but the wrestlers and the fans alike are still feeling the affects of our last supercard two weeks ago, Invasion.

King Royce: Right, and the major contraversy is over the World Championship. Chaos is saying Jostrodomus should not have been in the match, therefore he, meaning Chaos, should still be the champion.

Randy Boggs: But others are saying, that even if Joz is to hand the title back over, that it shouldn't necessarily go back to Chaos.

King Royce: I say give it to Jose' Jose' and let him run with it!

Randy Boggs: And you would be an idiot.

King Royce: Maybe so, but at least I'm not a male whore!

Randy Boggs: SHUT UP!

King Royce: Oops, sorry, didn't mean to give that away. I won't give out any more of your secrets, like the time you have your cousin's dog head because he thought he would tell your cousin that you had slept with his wife.

Randy Boggs: KING!!!

King Royce: Oops, sorry again.

Randy Boggs: I hate you, King.

King Royce: That's not what you said last night.

Randy Boggs: *breathing like a madman, and his face is getting beat read* I'M GOI...

King Royce: Shut up, music is playing!

"Nutshell" by Alice in Chains starts to play over the loud speaker as the crowd quickly reacts with a crazy cheer. Orange floor lights fill the rampway and The Butcher's entrance theme plays on the Globaltron. The crowd continues to cheer and chant The Butcher's name. Finally, after a few moments The Butcher walks out from behind the curtain with microphone in hand. The Butcher is wearing his famed clothing: an old black leather jacket, blue jeans and flannel shirt. He stands atop the rampway looking out at the crowd, scanning each and every fan chanting his name. He closes his eyes and sucks in the roar. Then he opens his eyes and makes his way down the ramp. On the way down The Butcher sees a middle aged woman holding up a sign with The Butcher's face on it surrounded by a red heart and the words "Marry Me Butcher!" written in blue. The Butcher walks over to her and looks over the sign and reaches over the barrier to give the woman a hug and kiss on the cheek. Then he walks away as the woman turns frantically to people around her yelling with delight. The Butcher is almost to the ring when sexy female in her early twenties throws a rose at the 20 year veteran. He picks it up, smiles at her and then places the rose in his mouth. The seductive vixen quickly pulls out a camera and The Butcher crosses his arms and strikes a pose while she takes a picture. He places the rose in a hole in his jacket and makes his way to the college girl. Suddenly, like a magician, The Butcher makes a small bouquet of flowers appear out of thin air and hands them to her. She reaches out and he kisses her on the hand, knocking her off her feet. The crowd cheers louder. The Butcher at last reaches the ring and walks in as the arena quickly fills with flash photography.

The Butcher: Hello hardcore GFWA fans!

The crowd cheers.

The Butcher: When was the last time you've seen me? Damn it has been an eternity away from the ring for the past month. I missed the action. I missed the matches. I missed the blood and the sweat. Most of all I missed...you fans!

The crowd explodes in a large pop once again.

The Butcher: So where have I been the past month? Well, I've obviously been taking a break. I didn't need the break but I've been presented a situation... a situation that I wish that I could change. I've been presented a challenge more severe than any match or wrestler that I've had to face my whole career. Last month I was told by doctors that I have a deteriorating liver and I will need a transplant.

The crowd is stunned by the revelation.

The Butcher: See back in the day, as most of you know, I used to be a big time alcoholic. Booze filled that void where pleasure was supposed to be in my life. Alcohol was my only pleasure in life. But through the years I gave it up and changed my ways as a person and as a wrestler. I went from a lowly curtain jerker to a World Championship contender. Fighting for my fans and moving closer and closer to the dream of the World Championship belt became my pleasure and passion in life. Now the effects of the alcohol has come back into my life and career to take away what I've fought for. I've seen many doctors and got many opinions about the situation and so I was left with two choices. One being I continue to fight on to win that World Title again. The second being I take time off and wait for a transplant which in turn would bring an end to my 20 years of wrestling. I was devastated of course. It was either give up all that I know and love to live a normal life or wrestle on and die doing what I love. This was an obvious choice for me. I was going to fight on until I died.

King Royce: What a warrior!

Randy Boggs: What an idiot! He might die infront of a crowd on any given night, King.

The Butcher: Not until a few weeks ago a person made me change my mind. There was more to life than just the few square feet in a wrestling ring. I didn't want to leave the wrestling business though, but it was a tough choice. Then GFWA Commissioner Miller came up to me. Miller and I go way back. He told me how he had to leave the GFWA due to personal matters and that he wanted me to be his successor. So here I stand infront of all the GFWA fans as the NEW Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance Commissioner!

The crowd cheers.

The Butcher: My presence has already been felt backstage in the World Championship division. Chaos was the Champion until he lost it to Jostrodomus at Invasion. Now... Joz wasn't supposed to be in the match but I made him a mystery wrestler for the match. Did I break the stipulation of Joz not being in the match? Sure did! And I can because I'm the Commissioner now and what I say goes. Got that, Chaos, you GFWA reject? I do hope you are watching. You were played. You should have known that I would get my revenge and I did. You are gone because you are a complete jackass and not up to the GFWA playing field. All you did was talk about how you're the Franchise and crap, but when you get out smarted you tuck your head between your legs and run like the dick that you are.

The Butcher laughs.

The Butcher: The GFWA is a BETTER place now that fools like Chaos are gone. Now rightful people like Jostrodomus will get their fair share in the GFWA. Joz, you were screwed out of the Championship because of Ricky Green and so I gave you another chance. You won and I'm happy to see that. You deserve the GFWA Championship. You've fought hard from the GFWA Powerplant all the way to the World Title scene. This is what I expect from all of the wrestlers on the roster. Hardwork and a fair share of beatings to go around. GFWA, you are in a NEW era. Not the Elite Players Era! Not the Jostrodomus Era! But an era where competition will be fierce, blood, sweat and 110% will be given by each and every wrestler. Nothing is guaranteed anymore. Nothing will be handed to anybody. Work hard and you will be rewarded. Cruise and you will be rewarded with a pink slip. This federation WILL become greater than it ever was! Welcome to the NEW ERA!!!

The Butcher leaves the ring as the crowd begins to cheer louder and louder as he makes his way up the ramp. The Butcher stops at the top of the ramp and smiles to the crowd, raises his right hand in the air and does a butcher chop. Like a cult, the crowd does it with him. He exits through the curtain leaving the crowd in an uproar. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica then kicks up, and The Butcher slowly comes back through the curtain, with his back to the fans. In front of him is, Chaos, in street clothes. He has a mic in hand. All those cheers for The Butcher have now turned to boos and words of hatred for Chaos. Chaos gets in The Butcher's face.

Chaos: Where the hell do you think you're going you decrepit piece of shit!

The crowd boos loudly.

Chaos: You looked shocked to see me Butch, you didn't really think I was gone did ya?

The Butcher slowly nods and starts to say yes, but Chaos cuts him off.

Chaos: Shut the fuck up you bastard!

The boos grow louder, and an "Asshole!" chant breaks out.

Chaos: Hey, Butch, you think it was funny the way you screwed me out of the title? Did ya, asshole!? Don't even answer! I didn't think it was funny, and you won't either! COME ON!

Chaos grabs The Butcher by the hair, and leads him down to the ring. He tosses The Butcher in, and climbs in himself. The Butcher is sitting down, propping himself up with his hands as he looks up at Chaos standing directly in front of him.

Chaos: The title is mine Butch!! But you took it from me! Now, I'm going to take something from you.... YOUR LIFE!!!

The crowd nearly riots and starts to toss things into the ring, as Chaos throws down the mic, and grabs The Butcher by the hair. He pulls his arm back, ready to hit The Butcher, when "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine hits, and out walks the President, Max Danger. There's no love loss from the fans for him either, as he is instantly booed.

Max Danger: Whoa! Hold it right there, Chaos!

While stilling holding onto The Butcher's hair, Chaos turns to look at Danger at the top of the ramp.

Max Danger: Chaos, normally I would have no problem with you kicking The Butcher's ass, but now that he's an executive board member, I can't allow that. I won't have any of my executives being beaten by the wrestlers. So let go of his hair, Chaos. Just let go of his hair, and step away.

Chaos looks back at The Butcher, then back at Danger, then back at The Butcher. He pushes The Butcher to the canvas, grabs the mic, and looks back at Danger.

Chaos: Danger! You were behind this, weren't you!? You screwed me, you bastard!

Max Danger: Hey now, I'm the President of this company, why would I purposely screw one of my wrestlers?

Chaos: Jealousy. I had something you could never even dream of obtaining.

Max Danger: Yeah, and what's that?

Chaos: The GFWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Max Danger: True, I could never obtain that gold, but guess what, Chaos. I OWN that title now! You were carrying around a piece of metal that I OWN! I don't need that thing around my waist, because I OWN it!

Chaos: You know, you were once an Elite Player before the GFWA/bWo merger, and you were well on your way to the top, but you just didn't have it in you. You didn't have what it took to be the man. But, Danger, I AM the Man! And I want my damn title back!

Max Danger: It's never going to happen my friend. You see, you've gone and signed with the competition. Oh yeah, I know about your contract with the gWa. But I have an offer for you.

Chaos: What's that?

Max Danger: You can either take this pink slip... *Max pulls out a pink slip from his jacket* ... and spend the rest of your career in the gWa, OR you can face Jostrodomus one last time here tonight. Loser Leaves the GFWA Match for the GFWA World Heavyweight Title. What do you say, Chaos?

Chaos smiles, and quickly answers.

Chaos: Bring Joz's untalented ass out here, so I can kick it once again!

Max Danger: You got it!

"God Bless The Dead" by 2pac hits, as the World Champion, Jostrodomus, comes running through the curtains, and down the ramp, as the entire arena explodes! Jostrodomus tosses the World Title down at ringside, and slides into the ring. The Butcher slides out and starts to walk to the back. Chaos and Joz are about to come to blows when Danger stops them. This causes the fans to boo because they wanted to see this two superstars battle it out.

Max Danger: Hold up guys, there's just one other thing I need to tell ya.

Joz and Chaos look up at Danger with confusion on their faces.

Max Danger: DEXTER!! COME ON OUT!!!

"Basket Case" by Green Day starts to play, as the crowd goes crazy. Dexter walks out through the curtain, and stops besides Danger, who's looking directly at him. Dexter crosses his arms, and mouths "Well?", as he stares at the President.

Max Danger: Dexter, dear oh boy, I was watching your promo earlier this week, and you gave me an idea. *He pulls out a referee's shirt and holds it up* You said that being a referee is the worst job one could have, and one that Joz would do. You said that refs were weak and ugly, well, some of our refs took umbrage to that, and they came to me expressing how much they disliked that comment. So, I've given them the night off, and you will now be the referee for EVERY match tonight!

The crowd starts to boo, but kinda like it because they'll get to see Dexter all night.

Max Danger: Now put this shirt on, and get down there! NOW!!

Dexter reluctantly takes the shirt, and slips it over his head. He starts to walk down the ramp while putting his arms in, when Danger stops him.

Max Danger: Oh and Dexter, I'm going to be sitting at ringside ALL night, so don't even think you can try something clever. You will follow the rules, and call everything down the middle. If not, then you can kiss your job goodbye!

Dexter just shakes his head, and finishes putting on the shirt. He walks down, as Danger soon follows. Two men in GFWA t-shirts come out carrying a black leather recliner. They follow Danger over near the announce table, and set it down. Danger takes his seat, as Dexter watches him. Joz is too busy paying attention to all this, so Chaos takes advantage and low blows him! Chaos unloads with a bunch of rights.

Max Danger: Well, ring the damn bell, Dexter!

JOSTRODOMUS(c) vs. CHAOS
Loser Leaves the GFWA World Title Match

Dexter snarls, and signals for the bell. Dexter turns his attention to the match, while taking glimpses at Max, who's sitting back in the recliner enjoying a Sunkist. Chaos continues to pummel Joz in the corner with right hands to the face and kicks to the stomach. Knife-edged chop by Chaos, which causes Danger jump sit up and "Whoo!". Chaos whips Joz out of the corner. Joz hits the turnbuckles chest first, and stumbles across the ring backwards. Chaos dropkicks Joz in the back of the head, knocking him to the canvas. Chaos drops an elbow to the back of Joz's head. The cover. 1.... 2... kick out.

Randy Boggs: Well, this is a very volitale situation.

King Royce: Uh, right. This is going to be a VERY interesting night, that's for sure.

Chaos picks up Joz and unloads with another right. Danger jumps up.

Max Danger: Watch those closed fists, Dexter!!

Dexter turns towards Danger, allowing Chaos to low blow Joz again!

Max Danger: Watch the damn match, Dexter!!

Dexter snarls again, and turns back to the match. Chaos sets Joz up for a suplex, but Joz wiggles out. Waistlock by Joz, but Chaos reverses it, and gets Joz up for a back suplex. Chaos walks towards the ropes, and drops Joz over and to the floor! Joz rolls over onto his stomach, and holds his back. Chaos plays to the crowd, drawing boos, and climbs to the top. Chaos comes off, and drives his knee into Joz's back!!! Chaos picks up Joz, and rams his back into the ring post!

Randy Boggs: Chaos is starting to work over Joz's back here, King.

King Royce: Yeah, he looks to be in firm control of the "champ" here.

Max Danger: *jumping out of his seat and getting on the apron* Hey Dexter! Do your job and count these guys out!

Dexter rolls his eyes and snarls, but starts the count. (1) Chaos whips Joz into the guardrail! (2) Chaos charges in and hits a Stinger Splash on Joz!! Chaos with a vertical (3) suplex on Joz on the floor! Chaos rolls Joz over and climbs onto the ring steps. (4) Chaos jumps off with an elbow, driving it into Joz's back! (5) Chaos rolls back into the ring, as Dexter continues to count. (6) Chaos jumps to the middle turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air, drawing loud boos. (7) Joz starts to get to his feet. (8) Joz is leaning against the steps. (9) Joz rolls into the ring, just before the ten count. Chaos comes over and puts the boots to Joz's back. Chaos lifts up Joz, and hits a backbreaker! 1.... 2.. kick out!

Randy Boggs: Another nearfall for Chaos.

King Royce: He's really working over the back of the "champ", Randy.

Max Danger: *out of his seat again* Come on, Dex! Count faster!

Dexter turns to Danger, as Chaos lifts Joz off the canvas. Low blow by Joz!! Chaos goes down, as Danger just slaps his head. Dexter turns back to the back as both men are down. Joz gets to his feet in the corner, as Chaos slowly gets to his. Joz walks out of the corner, and gets kicked in the stomach. Chaos goes to the ropes, and tries an axe-kick, but Joz moves, and grabs Chaos about the waist. He tries a German Suplex, but Chaos blocks. Standing switch by Chaos, and he starts to pound Joz's back with forearms. Chaos sends Joz into the corner, and Chaos follows in. Joz flips Chaos up onto the top rope. Joz walks from the corner thinking he had tossed Chaos to the floor, but Chaos leaps off the top with a missle dropkick to the back of Joz!! It sends Joz across the ring, and out under the bottom rope! Chaos gets and nails Joz with a tope, sending him back-first into the railing!!

Randy Boggs: That can't be good for Joz's back.

King Royce: Really!? I would think it would be GOOD for his back! Dumbass.

Chaos grabs Joz and suplexes him on the floor again, as Dexter begins the count. (1) Chaos picks up Joz and starts to ram his back into the guardrail! (2) Chaos continues to punish Joz's back by ramming it into the guardrail. (3) Chaos picks up Joz and whips him into the ring apron! (4) Joz stumbles from the apron, and Chaos drives him to the floor with a spinebuster!! (5) Chaos picks up Joz (6) and whips him into the ring steps!! (7) Chaos lays in the boots. (8) Chaos rolls into the ring to break the count, and immediately rolls out the other side. Chaos walks towards the ring steps, where Joz is on the other side, as Dexter starts the count over. (1) Chaos stops to threaten a fan, (2), and as he turns around, Joz musters enough strength to dropkick the steps into Chaos' knees!!! (3) Joz falls to the ground, as Chaos tries to shake it off. (4) Chaos charges at Joz (5) as he gets to his feet, but Joz drop toe holds Chaos!! (6) Joz slowly rolls back into the ring, as Dexter continues the count. (7) Joz just lays in the center of the ring, as Chaos shakes the cobwebs from his head. (8) Chaos gets to his feet, and climbs onto the apron. (9) He pokes his head through the ropes to break the count, then climbs to the top rope. Chaos goes for a guillotine legdrop, but Joz moves!!

Randy Boggs: Joz was playing oppossum!!!

King Royce: That bastard!

Joz gets to his feet, as Chaos gets to his. Chaos turns around, and is nailed with a stiff right. Another right by Joz! Joz has Chaos reeling with rights. Joz goes to whip Chaos to the ropes, but Chaos reverses it, hangs onto Joz's arm, and pulls him back and into an abdominal stretch!! Chaos pounds on Joz's ribs while in the hold, as Dexter asks Joz if he gives up. Joz just continues to say no over and over. Chaos then grabs onto the top rope for added pressure, causing Joz to scream out. Dexter doesn't bother to look as to why he suddenly screamed. Danger jumps onto the apron, drawing Dexter over.

Max Danger: What the fuck are you doing!?

Dexter: My job.

Max Danger: Well, you're doing a piss poor job! Look at what Chaos is doing!

Dexter looks over, and Chaos has let go of the top rope, and is whistling. Dexter turns back to Danger and shrugs his shoulders. Danger just shakes his head, and jumps off the apron. Chaos continues to pound on Joz's ribs, as Dexter asks him again. Chaos grabs onto the top rope again, causing Joz to scream out. Dexter still doesn't look, so Chaos turns to the crowd and smiles, causing them to boo loudly. Dexter then casually walks over and kicks Chaos arm off the top rope. Chaos goes to hit Dexter, who just points at the shirt. Joz rolls up Chaos from behind! 1.... 2.... kick out!!!

Randy Boggs: Joz almost sent Chaos packing, King!

King Royce: That bastard ref distracted Chaos!

Chaos jumps to his feet and tears Joz's head off with a BIG clothesline! Chaos peels Joz off the canvas, and whips him to the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Chaos!! Chaos turns Joz over, and applies the bow and arrow!!! Joz powers out, but has nothing left. Chaos picks up Joz and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam by Chaos!! Chaos goes outside and grabs a steel chair. He jumps onto the apron, and climbs to the top rope. Chaos goes for the Total Chaos, when Danger jumps onto the apron. He tells Dexter about the chair, who takes it from Chaos. Chaos eyes Danger as he walks back to his recliner. Dexter lays the chair in the corner, as Chaos attempts Frog Splash!! Joz gets his knees up!!!

Randy Boggs: Danger had the chair taken from Chaos, and that gave Joz time to regroup and get the knees up in time!

King Royce: What are you trying to say?

Randy Boggs: Maybe there's something between Danger and Joz.

King Royce: Dude, Danger is NOT that way! Joz, maybe, but definitely not Danger.

Joz gets to his feet holding his back, as Chaos is clutching his stomach in the corner. Joz charges at Chaos, who tries to grab the chair below him, but Danger takes it from him! Joz nails a big clothesline on Chaos!! Danger slides the chair back into the ring, and jumps onto the apron, drawing Dexter over. Joz sees the chair and stumbles over to it. He picks it up, and goes at Chaos. Chaos ducks the chairshot, and nails the chair with the Chaotic Kick, which in turn sends the chair into Joz's face!!! Chaos tosses the chair and covers Joz! Dexter is still trying to get Danger off the apron, and finally does. Dexter goes to count. 1.......... 2.......... THRE!!!!!!! NO!!!! JOZ KICKS OUT!!!

Randy Boggs: Oh my god!! Joz kicked out of a chair-assisted Chaotic Kick!!!

King Royce: That, my friends, is just simply amazing!

Chaos can't believe, and gets up in Dexter's face about a slow count. Chaos finally turns back to Joz, who low blows him!! This gets Danger up off his recliner, as Dexter doesn't DQ Joz. Danger gets into it with Dexter about the low blow, allowing Joz to grab the chair from outside. Joz whacks Chaos in the head three times, put doesn't knock him off his feet! A fourth one misses, as Chaos ducks. Chaos wraps Joz up about the waist. Joz goes running to the ropes, and drops down. Joz holds up the chair, causing it to bounce off the ropes and into Chaos face!! Chaos goes down, as Joz climbs up top with the chair. Total Chaos from Joz on Chaos!!!!!!! Joz isn't finished as he opens up the chair and sets it in the middle of the ring. #1 Stunna[Uranage suplex] by Joz on the open chair!!! Joz tosses the chair.

Max Danger: *to Dexter about the low blow* Fine! But it's still illegal!! Hey, Joz has Chaos pinned!

Dexter turns around and goes down to count. Danger jumps off the apron with a slight smile on his face. ONE..... TWO..... THREE!!!! Jostrodomus retains and rids the GFWA of Chaos!! "God Bless The Dead" kicks up as Joz gets to his feet. Dexter hands him the World Title, and he jumps to the middle turnbuckle. The place goes apeshit! Max Danger slides into the ring, and stands over Chaos. He pulls out the pink slip from his jacket pocket and places it into Chaos' jean pocket. He stays over him laughing, as Dexter grabs a chair from ringside. He slides back into the ring, and waits for Joz to turn around. When Joz does, Danger grabs the chair from Dexter!! Danger tosses the chair down, as Joz and Dexter come face to face. They continue to stare each other down, with Danger keeping them apart.

Randy Boggs: Wow! What a match! And things are intense in the ring, and we've just started!!

King Royce: I love the GFWA!!!

Randy Boggs: We'll be right back folks after this commercial break!! Don't go away!!!

Joz and Dexter continue to stare each other down in the center of the ring, as we fade to commercials for Chaos GFWA T-Shirts for half-price, Dexter referee shirts[we are quick to make merchandise], and for Garlic Breath mints.

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We fade back in from commercial, as Max Danger is back to sitting in his recliner, and Dexter is leaning in the corner of the ring looking at him.

Randy Boggs: Well, Jostrodomus is officially your World Champion, after defeated Chaos tonight.

King Royce: And now our true Elite Player is gone from the GFWA, and working for the competition, gWa.

Randy Boggs: It is a huge loss for the GFWA, but we'll manage, because we have ourselves a great champion now. Many thought he didn't deserve or earn it at Invasion, but after beating Chaos here tonight, he has proven he is worthy of being the top man in our promotion, and given his title reign legitamicy.

King Royce: That's true, and tonight's main event is going to be hot as the fan favorites, Dexter and Jostrodomus, will be battling it out in a non-title matchup.

Randy Boggs: That's right, but remember, Dexter must ref EVERY match tonight, minus that main event, so he could be warn out by the time for his match.

King Royce: Joz's back isn't in the best of conditions right now though, Randy, after Chaos worked over it in our surprise opening match tonight.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, but Joz will have time to recooperate, while Dexter will have to stay out here all night.

King Royce: Oh yeah.

The cameras shift from the arena, and go to the outside. Walking in the parking lot with his gym bag of his shoulder and headphones over his ears is Syn, the OWA Danger Champion. He isn't paying attention to anything as he walks, when out of the bushes comes someone. The person tackles Syn to the ground, and starts to pound away at his face with stiff shots. The camera pans up, and it's.... Misfit! Misfit lifts his right hand to wipe some blood from his cheek, and shows some brass knuckles on his right hand, covered in blood. Misfit then leans down, and grabs Syn by the shirt collar. Misfit then pulls the OWA Danger Title from Syn's gym bag and blasts Syn with it!! Misfit picks up Syn again, and lifts him over his head! Misfit walks over to a nearby Volkswagon Beetle, and tosses Syn into the back windshield!!! Syn is propped up against the seat inside, but unconscious. Misfit picks up the OWA Danger Title and looks at it. He shakes his head.

Misfit: Worthless piece of junk.

After Misfit mutters that, he tosses the belt at Syn, and walks off. The cameras shift back into the ARCO Arena.

Randy Boggs: Former OWA Commissioner, Misfit, just attacked the OWA Danger Champion, Syn!

King Royce: Yeah, and he said the Danger Title was a piece of worthless junk!

Randy Boggs: What do you think he meant by that?

King Royce: I don't know.

The scene shifts backstage to Johnny Street's locker room. Johnny is sitting at his mirror, admiring how good his newly-won Super Junior Title belt looks around his waist and as we look into the mirror, we see the face of Lou Nattik appear once again, the same face we saw on the G-Tron at Invasion. Johnny looks up from his belt and sees Lou's face in the mirror as he shouts out in shock before he's grabbed by the hair and slammed out of his seat, onto the floor.

LoU: You.......owe.....me...

Lou sneers at Street before pulling the mirror up and dropping it onto Street as it shatters onto Johnny.

LoU: You owe me.......

The scene shifts back into the arena, as Lou slowly backs out of Street's locker room.

Randy Boggs: Oh my god, King! Lou Nattik just attacked Johnny Street in his locker room!

King Royce: Not only that, he had a mirror broken over him! That's SEVEN years bad luck!!

Randy Boggs: I'm thinking these two men have a very storied past.

King Royce: Ya think!?

Randy Boggs: Well, in any event, it's time for our next match, and it's between Teichi and Jay D, the second match in their best of five series match. Jay D leads it 1-0, and whomever gets three wins first gets a Jr. Title shot.

King Royce: But there's no guarantee Johnny Street will still be the champ, especially after breaking that mirror!

JAY D(Leads 1-0) vs. TEICHI
Regular Rules Match

"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot starts to play as Teichi walks through the curtains. He stops to pose at the top of the ramp, as the fans give him a mixed response. Teichi starts towards the ring, as Max Danger gives him a standing ovation. He loves the Jrs. Teichi climbs to the top rope, and moonsaults off landing on his feet, as Danger claps some more. Dexter just yawns, causing Teichi to sneer. "Wait and Bleed" fades out, as "Quitter" by Eminem featuring D-12 kicks up. Jay D steps through the curtains, as the fans immediately start to boo. Danger is all excited about him, as he stands on his recliner clapping. Jay D casually walks to the ring, then stops. He turns his back to the ring, and poses. This gives Teichi an opportunity to climb to the top rope. Jay D turns around all smiles, when he's blindsided by a flaying Teichi!! Dexter signals for the bell, as Teichi whips Jay D into the guardrail. Jay D jumps onto the railing, and moonsaults off! Teichi dodges, but Jay D lands on his feet. Teichi takes him down with a spin kick, as Dexter starts the count. (1) Teichi with a snap suplex on Jay D! (2), and Danger gets onto the apron, drawing Dexter over.

Max Danger: Just let these two go! Their great! Just drop the countouts for this match!

Dexter: Whatever.

Randy Boggs: Looks like Danger can't make up his mind on the rules, King.

King Royce: He's the boss, so he can change 'em any time he wants.

Teichi body slams Jay D on the floor, then climbs onto the apron. He pretends to go for an Asai moonsault, but Jay D rolls away. Jay D starts to walk around the ring, thinking Teichi just splattered all over the floor. Teichi runs across the apron, and nails Jay D with a shooting star press off the apron, as he turns around!!! Teichi picks up Jay D and slides him into the ring. Teichi goes up top, but Jay D jumps into the ropes, crotching Teichi! Jay D climbs up top and goes for a top rope hurricanranna! Teichi holds on, and Jay D hits the mat hard! Jay D gets to his feet holding the back of his neck, and Teichi connects with a flying head scissors!!! 1.... 2... kick out!!!!

Randy Boggs: Fast and furious action, King, and I'm loving it!

King Royce: This is the reason why Danger wants to push the Jrs. so much, because it's just great wrestling!

Teichi jumps to his feet, and Jay D slowly gets to his. Jay D is holding the back of his neck still, as Teichi grabs him. Teichi whips Jay D to the ropes. Jay D ducks the clothesline, goes under the leap frog, but can't avoid the hurricanranna rollup! 1... 2... kick out! Both men quickly back up, and Jay D gets taken down with a drop toe hold! Front facelock by Teichi!! Jay D quickly up, and fires off some rights to Teichi's stomach. He doesn't let go though. Northern Lights suplex by Jay D!!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Teichi up, bumps Jay D, and goes to the ropes. Tilt-a-whirl attempt is countered with another head scissors from Teichi! Both men back up and Teichi charges at Jay D. Hot Shot by Jay D!!

Randy Boggs: That'll turn the tides quickly in this matchup!

King Royce: Yeah, and Teichi was really taking it to Jay D, too.

Jay D with a vertical suplex on Teichi! Jay D climbs to the top turnbuckle, and attempts the moonsault! It connects!! 1.. 2... kick out!! Jay D brings Teichi to his feet, and sets up for a Dragon Suplex!! Teichi quickly drops down and rolls Jay D up! 1... Jay D turns it over, but instead of pinning Teichi, he powers him up, and plants him with a Liger Bomb!!!! 1.... 2..... th... kick out!! Teichi is lifted to his feet, and Jay D hits another Liger Bomb!!! 1..... 2... thr... kick out!!! Jay D pulls Teichi back into position for another one, and Teichi spins out, and drives Jay D's head into the canvas with a DDT!! Both men down!

Randy Boggs: Two Liger Bombs, and Teichi still wouldn't stay down!

King Royce: That's amazing, but that's what we've come to expect from this division.

Jay D rolls to the corner and pulls himself up. Teichi is slow to his feet. Teichi charges at Jay D, who jumps up. Teichi slides between his feet and out of the ring. Teichi grabs Jay D's feet and pulls him down. Teichi pulls Jay D and crotches himself on the ring post! Teichi quickly jumps onto the ring apron, and hits the springboard splash! Teichi rolls Jay D out of the corner and goes for the La Misteral cradle! 1... 2.... kick out!! Teichi picks Jay D up for a brainbuster! Jay D slips out, and nails Teichi with a neckbreaker!! Both men down again!!!

Randy Boggs: Just tremendous action, King!

King Royce: Yeah, and Max Danger is giving it a standing ovation! Like we should!

King Royce stands up and claps too, as Jay D gets to his feet. He picks up Teichi and whips him to the ropes. Teichi ducks the clothesline. He slides between Jay D's legs, and goes for a back suplex. Jay D spins out and wraps Teichi up about the waist. Teichi runs to the ropes, and hangs on. Jay D rolls back to the center of the ring. Teichi charges at Jay D, who flips him over, but Teichi lands on his feet. Teichi kicks at Jay D, but he catches his leg. Teichi tries an enziguri, but Jay D ducks!! Uh oh!! Death Claw[Sharpshooter] applied by Jay D!!! Teichi can't resist! Teichi is tapping!! Dexter rings for the bell, but Jay D doesn't release the hold! Dexter tries to pull him off, but Danger gets into the ring, and distracts Dexter, so Jay D can do some more damage.

Randy Boggs: Jay D is your winner and goes up 2-0 in this best of five series.

King Royce: Yeah, but it looks like he wants to end it all now, and just injure Teichi.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, and Max Danger isn't helping matters by distracting Dexter so he can't pull Jay D off.

King Royce: Jay D is just Danger's kind of guy, I guess.

Randy Boggs: Maybe, but it's still not right. Someone needs...

Suddenly the lights in the ARCO Arena begin to flicker.  The fans start looking around in confusion.  Finally one of the upper tier lights explodes sending sparks down into the ring, and leaving the crowd in total darkness.  Slowly, one by one lighters begin to flicker throughout the crowd.  Suddenly the G-Tron flickers to life.  At first there is only T.V. snow. Then the screen flutters and flickers until the image of a chubby man with a bald head comes into view.  The bald man is seated behind what appears to be a desk of some sort.  The man fishes in his pocket and pulls out a pair of reading glasses, as he does this he also shuffles some papers, and holds them out in front of him as if he is going to start to read.  From somewhere off camera a voice says..."We're ready Dr. Townsend"...The bald man looks a little startled at first, he regains his composure quickly and begins to speak to the people off camera.

Dr. Townsend:  Gentlemen.  As you know, I have been Derrick Craven's doctor since he committed himself to the care of Sunset Acres 6 months ago.  In that time, I have deduced two things.  ONE:  Derrick Craven is dangerous...And TWO: Derrick Craven does not belong outside of these walls.  I have concluded that Derrick suffers from, among many other persolity disorders, a Split Personality Disorder.  It seems that two different entities have control over Derrick Craven's mind.  One of the entities of course is Derrick himself.  The other...Well the other is not easily described.  Apparently this other guest, if you will, calls himself The Crow.  This personality seems to be a manifestation of the feelings, and desires that Derrick himself could not cope with.  The death of his parents, and the murder of his girlfriend seem to have triggered this reaction.  Derrick feels that he is not responsible for the actions that this "CROW" takes.  He feels that they are two different people, and he should not be held accountable for injury, and pain that this alter ego inflicts. Despite several types of therapy, and an endless list of drugs this patient cannot be controled.  It is my professional oppinion that Mr. Craven be held at Sunset Acres for atleast another 6 months so that I may have the chance to try, and get to the root of the cause of his dangerous behavior.  I ask you gentelmen to please hold Derrick in my care for another 6 months.  Do not release him as he has asked.

There is an uncomfortable pause, as the group of camera whisper and talk amongst themselves.  The fat man's eyes are squinted as he is deeply concentrating.  Suddenly a man off camera cleares his throat, and the Doctor snaps upright, awaiting their decesion.

Man off-camera:  Dr. Townsend.  It is the view and oppinion of this board that we can no longer hold the patient, Derrick Craven against his will.  He has asked to be realeased, and we feel that it would be in violation of his civil, and human rights to hold him against his will.  Derrick Craven is hereby to be released immediately from your care, and from the care of Sunset Acres Home for the Mentally Insane.  Thank you, and good day Doctor.

The Doctor's face turns atleast 12 shades of red.  He pounds his fist down onto the desk, scattering papers everywhere.  He points a shaky finger at the panely.

Dr. Townsend:  You'll be sorry...DAMN YOU...You'll be sorry!!

With that, the good Doctor storms out of the room... The screen flickers again, and goes black... Suddenly, a sound can be heard reverberating off the walls of the arena... It's the sound of a Crow cawing.... Then on the black screen in scratchy white letters it says.... THE CROW IS COMING...... The G-Tron shuts off and the house lights come back on.. The crowd sits in stunned silence..

Randy Boggs: The Crow!? Who the hell is the Crow!?

King Royce: I dunno, but it's caused Danger to get out of the ring.

Danger is back by his recliner, armed with a chair, seeing this, Dexter jumps out, because he senses something is up. Jay D is looking around in the ring, when the lights start to flicker. Something or someone is seen coming down from the ceiling inbetween flashes. When the lights finally come back on, a man in white and black facepaint with black boots, pants, and shirt on is standing behind Jay D. The man then grabs Jay D by the waist, and starts to squeeze at his collar bone! Jay D screams in pain, as Dexter and Max Danger look on from the outside. Danger is turning pale, as Jay D passes out due to pain. The Crow holds him up, then drops him with a Reverse DDT! The Crow then stands up, and points towards Max Danger as "Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails starts to play, and the lights begin to flicker. When they come back, The Crow is gone. In the ring, Jay D is out cold, and Teichi is holding his knee in pain.

Randy Boggs: I guess THAT was The Crow, eh?

King Royce: Either that or the Boogie Man! I'm going with The Crow though.

Randy Boggs: There seems to be something between The Crow and Max Danger. Wonder what it is?

King Royce: I dunno, but Danger did seem a bit worried over there. First time I've ever seen that.

Randy Boggs: And now he's throwin' down the Sunkist like none other, and Dexter's laughing his ass off at him.

King Royce: He'll regret doing that.

Randy Boggs: Oh what's he going to do, make him part of the ring crew?

King Royce: Ya never know.

Randy Boggs: Nope, but here comes some medics to tend to Jay D and Teichi. Teichi has been screaming and holding his leg in pain for quite some time now. He's really hurt.

King Royce: Oh, poor baby.

The cameras cut to the parking lot where Bronx's Pagani pulls up. He opens the door and gets out, and Loki gets out the other side. The hummer pulls up behind him with Hadur, Baldur, and Sif inside. Bronx looks at Sif.

Bronx: Take Loki with you, go to our dressing room. Hadur, Baldur come with me.

Sif: What are you gonna do?

Bronx: Take care of business.

Bronx leads Hadur and Baldur to a seperate hallway from where Sif and Loki go. Bronx leads them to the locker room area. He passes doors saying "Joz" and "Little Jack." They get to a door saying "Chris Hunter." Bronx stops.

Bronx: Alright let's get to it.

Bronx knocks on the door. Hadur and Baldur hide Bronx behind their massive bodies.

Chris Hunter: Yeah, what is it?

Hadur: We have a present for you.

Chris: What?

Hadur and Baldur step aside and Bronx is standing there, his Dogg Chain rapped around his hand. He winds up and cracks Chris Hunter. Hunter is out cold with one punch.

Bronx: Pick him up, bring him in the locker room.

Hadur picks Hunter up by his arm and drags him in the locker room. Bronx shuts the door.

Bronx: No one messes with me, you'll learn that soon enough Chris. I see you have some of my property.

Bronx walks over to the GFWA TV Title and takes it off his bag.

Bronx: Let's go we have one more thing to do.

Bronx walks down the hall he stops at a door that says Colin Baird. Bronx opens the door. Colin stand up.

Baird: What the hell do you want!

Bronx: You're blood.

Bronx charges Baird and gives him an elbow to the forehead. Hadur and Baldur enter the room and shut the door. Bronx begins to pummel Baird. He picks him up, and slams him head into the brick wall. He grabs his shirt collar and throws him agains the wall.

Bronx: You think of coming out and touching me again... you'll be sorry! So don't do it! BITCH!

Bronx wraps the chain around his fist and clocks Baird. Baird topples to the ground. Bronx, Hadur, and Baldur leave the dressing room and walk toward their own. The cameras cut back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Damn! Bronx has just taken out both Colin Baird and Chris Hunter!

King Royce: He stole Chris' title!!!

Randy Boggs: Well, apparently he thinks it still belongs to him.

King Royce: I don't care what he THINKS, because it's not his, it's Chris'!

Randy Boggs: Why don't you go tell that to him to his face?

King Royce: I'm thinking I'll just stay out here and say things while he's not listening.

Randy Boggs: Probably the best idea.

The cameras then shift to somewhere in the United States. It's a cold, windy night, as a snow starts to fall lightly. The cameras then shift over to a bridge. The water below is extremely cold. We can hear someone breathing nearby. The cameras pan up, and it's Sick Puppy! He's standing at the edge of the bridge, looking below at the water. You can see his breath in the cold air, as he looks up into the dark, night sky and sighs, before shutting his eyes.

Sick Puppy: It's all about to end. No more lies...no more grief...no more of it...the catharsis is over...goodbye GFWA...

As the "A" in "GFWA" leaves his mouth, Sick Puppy jumps off the bridge, and plunges into the below 0 water below! The cameras stay there to see if he comes back up, but soon the ripples in the water die down, and nothing but bubbles are seen coming to the top of the water. Then there's silence. Nothing. We fade to commercial.

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We fade in from commercials, as both King and Randy are sitting in stuned silence. Finally Randy breaks the silence, and speaks in a very serious and hurt voice.

Randy Boggs: Folks, we are sorry for what was just shown. We do not condone suicide, and are saddened by the loss of such a great athlete in Sick Puppy. We do not know the circumstances surrounding his plummet into freezing waters, but have several people trying to figure out why. We'll keep you up to date on that situation.

King Royce: Probably just mad because he wasn't thrusted into the GFWA main events.

Randy Boggs: You insensitive bastard! The man just killed himself, and that's your smartass reason!?

King Royce: Hey, I could have said he was depressed over having a small penis, and finding his wife fuckin' the milkman! So don't yell at me!

Randy Boggs: And you wonder why people never talk to you backstage.

King Royce: Hey, people talk to me backstage!

Randy Boggs: Imaginary friends and the midget wrestlers DO NOT count!

King Royce: Hey, Glenda talks to me.

Randy Boggs: That's because he's fuckin' blind and deaf! She can't see or hear you! And since when did you know sign language and braille?

King Royce: I don't, I just pretend to know. Hopefully I'll be able to convince her that she should lose your virginity to me.

Randy Boggs: You're a sick motherfucker, King! She's only 17!!!

King Royce: What!? I thought she was 18!

Randy Boggs: You're going to hell, ya know that?

King Royce: Yeah, but so are just about everyone else in this business, so I'll be there with people I know. But if I can get a piece of that Glenda ass, I'll happily go to hell!

Randy Boggs: Get away from me!

The fans are in aww as they look over the ring where a humongous cage looms all of a sudden "Turn me on Mr Deadman" by Union Underground and Sean Jones video package starts up as he makes his way into entrance area, he has on his wrestling attire on which consists of black pants with "Too The" on the right and "Extreme" on the left w/"187" on the buttox.  He stands there as the crowd erupts in cheers for his entrance, he starts down to the ring slapping hands with the fans as he nears the entrance he jumps onto the ring as the humongous cage lowers down, as it does he slowly walks over to the front left turnbuckle and grabs the microphone which is there.

Sean Jones: What's up my Extreme Fans!?!

The crowd cheers.

Sean Jones: That's what I thought, but what I'm here to talk to you tonight is about my future in the Extreme division. Now I've been here for 2 weeks in the GFWA, I've been stuck in 2 Extreme matches, at first I told you I was not an Extreme, but I've adapted to it.  I feel that I'm  the only man in this Extreme Division that is giving a damn about the title so therefore I challenge anybody in the Extreme Division I challenge the Extreme Champion whoever or whenever he is crowned to a match at the PPV!

The crowd erupts in cheers.

Sean Jones: Wait! There's more, not only will it be inside the Hell in a Cell, it will be a....

Boggs: What the hell is he doing?

King Royce: This crazy moth....

Climbs over the ropes and pulls out a match lights it off his teeth and throws it on the cage, it a matter of 30 seconds it is engulfed in flames.

Sean Jones: .... Hell in a Cell Inferno!  So I'll see you at the PPV Champ, because I win, I win BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

"Turn Me On Mr. Deadman" hits, as Sean Jones climbs out and starts to make his way back to the back, as the crowd is stoked for seeing that match in the future. Some crewmen come out and put the fire out, as we go over to Max Danger talking with Dexter.

Max Danger: You know, if you play your cards right, I can set you up in a match like that.

Dexter: Yeah, that's one hell of a reward, Max.

Max Danger: It's better than being a ref, now isn't it?

Dexter: I dunno, being a ref won't KILL YOU!

Max Danger: It could, Dex, it could.

The cameras cut back over to our lovely announcers.

Randy Boggs: Uh, ok.

King Royce: Damn right, I once was calling a match between the Lion Kid and Tommy T. in a small indy promotion in the Northeast, when the ref had a heart attack in mid-count. It was supposed to be LK's first title win, but the man died before he could get to three. And then LK was killed in a car accident on the way to the rescheduled match. He never got the title, Randy.

Randy Boggs: And what's the point to his story?

King Royce: That it must have sucked to be the Lion Kid.

Randy Boggs: Oooook. Well, I think it's time to start our next matchup.

THE PHERE BROTHERS vs. THE GOLD DIGGERZ
Regular Rules Tag Team Match

"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out walks Frostie and Ice, The Gold Diggerz. The fans already start to boo, but are mostly quiet for this debuting team. The Gold Diggerz walk to the ring, and slide in, as "Rollin'" fades out. "Nothing Left" by ICP starts to play, and through the curtains come Chris and Kyle Phere, The Phere Brothers. The Brothers Phere get a mild pop, but again, mostly silence from the fans. They start to the ring, when The Gold Diggerz jump them in the aisle.

Randy Boggs: Looks as if the Gold Diggerz can't wait to get started, King.

King Royce: How perceptive.

Chris Phere and Frostie exchange punches in the aisle, as Kyle Phere tries to do damage with some punches to the chest of the 7-foot Ice. Ice just grabs Kyle and headbutts him to the ground. Kyle jumps up, shakes his head, then charges at Ice. Big boot by Ice, and Kyle goes down again. Frostie whips Chris towards the guardrail, but Chris jumps over it. Frostie then charges, and jumps over the railing, but Chris already jumps back over to the other side, frustrating Frostie. Frostie gets one foot over the railing, when Chris jumps onto the railing, and takes Frostie off with a hurricanranna! Danger is on the apron yelling at Dexter.

Max Danger: Get them in the ring, Dexter! Enforce the damn rules!

Randy Boggs: A lot of exciting action to start us off here, but Danger still wants Dexter to enforce the rules.

King Royce: He should enforce 'em, we wouldn't have rules if we didn't need 'em!

Dexter slides out of the ring, walks past Danger and gives him an evil look. He then grabs Kyle off the ground and tosses him in the ring. He orders Ice in, who obliges. Chris and Frostie are still going at it on the outside, and Dexter gets between them. They keep trying to hit each other, but Dexter orders them to their corners, and they slowly do so. Dexter slides back into the ring where Ice press slams Kyle and drops him across the top rope! Ice picks up Kyle and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop by the big man. Ice whips Kyle into the corner, and charges in. Kyle gets his boot up and kicks Ice in the face. Ice backs away and comes in again. This time Kyle moves out of the way, and Ice slams into the corner hard. Kyle starts to kick at Ice, then backs off. Kyle comes charging in at Ice, who just flips him over the top rope. Kyle lands on the apron, however, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Ice turns around, and catches Kyle trying a cross body block. Fall away slam by Ice! Ice picks up Kyle and brings him to his corner, tagging Frostie in.

Randy Boggs: Ice is just too much for Kyle there.

King Royce: Yeah, and now the smaller and quicker member, Frostie, gets to take on a weakened Kyle.

Frostie with some rights, and kicks to the midsection, before whipping Kyle to the ropes. Dropkick by Frostie, sends Kyle onto the apron. Frostie comes over and grabs Kyle by the hair. Kyle rams his elbow into Frostie's stomach, doubling him over. Sunset flip by Kyle, but Frostie hangs onto the ropes. Ice walks across the apron, and kicks Kyle in the head to stop him. Danger gets up and yells at Dexter to use his authority. Ice goes back to his corner, as Frostie unloads with some rights to Kyle's face. Frostie brings Kyle to his feet, and suplexes him. Frostie goes up top and connects with the moonsault! 1.... 2... Chris Phere breaks up the count. Dexter tries to get Chris out, which allows Ice to come in, and he and Frostie stomp away at Kyle. Ice picks up Kyle in a inverted powerbomb position, as Frostie comes off the middle rope with a leg drop! Dexter gets Chris out of the ring, as Ice stays in.

Randy Boggs: Great move by Gold Diggerz there.

King Royce: Yes it was, but Dexter still isn't enforcing the rules, because Ice never tagged in.

So he didn't, and Danger is telling Dexter that, which allows more double teaming from GD. Brainbuster DDT from Ice, and Frostie comes off the top with a Frog Splash!! Danger gets off the apron, and Dexter goes to count. 1.... 2.... Chris Phere makes the save! Frostie is in now without making the tag, and whips Kyle into the corner. Chris won't get out of the ring, so Ice starts to choke Kyle in the corner, while Frostie stomps away at his stomach. Dexter gets Chris out of the ring, and Frostie sets Kyle onto the top turnbuckle. Kyle finds the strenght to punch at Frostie's stomach, but a clubbing forearm to the back of Kyle's head by Ice stops him. Frostie nails the superplex, and goes for the cover. 1..... 2.... Chris Phere makes the save again!!

Randy Boggs: I thought Frostie had it there, but Chris came in to save his brother again.

King Royce: Yep, but Dexter is still having trouble getting him out of the ring.

Ice and Frostie pummel Kyle in the corner with hard rights and kicks. Ice slams Kyle to the canvas hard with a sitout powerbomb! Frostie goes to the ropes and nails a lionsault on Kyle! Dexter back over, 1..... 2.... foot on the bottom rope! Frostie picks up Kyle and whips him to the ropes. Kyle ducks under the clothesline, and Ice pulls down the top rope, sending Kyle to the outside!! Frostie distracts Dexter, as Ice slams Kyle into the ring steps! Another powerbomb by Ice, but this time on the concrete! Chris runs across the apron, and climbs up top. He nails Ice with a missle dropkick!!! Chris starts to pound away at Ice, when Frostie goes outside, and grabs Chris! Low blow by Chris on Frostie!!! Chris rolls Frostie back into the ring, along with his brother. Dexter jumps out after Danger tells him to, and forces Chris back to his corner. Dexter slides back in, as Kyle covers Frostie! 1.... 2.... kick out!!!

Randy Boggs: Whoa! Kyle almost had Frostie there, but he kicked out just in time.

King Royce: Yeah, but Kyle will never be able to make the tag.

Frostie starts to roll towards his corner, as Kyle slowly starts to crawl. Frostie tags in Ice, who grabs Kyle's foot as he's inches from Chris' outstretched hand. Kyle with an enziguri to Ice! Danger on the apron, and Dexter is over. Chris is tagged in, and ducks an Ice clothesline. Chris dropkicks Ice's knees, and Danger gets off the apron. Dexter grabs Chris as he's stomping away at Ice's knees, and forces him out of the ring. Ice tags Frostie back in, and he walks into an inverted atomic drop from Kyle! Dropkick by Kyle, and he starts towards Chris again. Chris is tagged in!! Chris clotheslines Frostie! Another one for Frostie! Body slam on Frostie! Ice in, and Chris ducks the clothesline, and dropkicks Ice in the knees! Chris knocks Ice to his knees, and Kyle gets to his feet. They dropkick Ice in the head from the front and back! Frostie up, and a double armdrag takes him down! Frostie back up, and the Phere Brothers nail him with a 3D!!! 1.... 2.... Ice breaks up the count!!

Randy Boggs: Chris Phere is a house-a-fire, King!!!

King Royce: I've got nothing to say.

Ice grabs Kyle and whips him to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, and dropkicks Ice low! The Phere Brothers go to the ropes again, and Kyle has his head taken off with a big boot! Chris continues to the other ropes, and tries a crucifix on Ice! Samoan drop by Ice!! Frostie is up in the corner, as Ice picks up Chris. Low blow by Chris on Ice!!!! And another one!! And another one!! Frostie is over, and low blows Chris!! He does it again, and again, and again!! Danger is yelling at Dexter, who calls for the bell!? All four men in the ring, although two of them are holding their crotches in pain, are confused. They all look at Dexter.

Randy Boggs: What the hell just happened!?

King Royce: Dexter has DQed both teams for excessive low blows! He used the rules!! Whoo!

The Phere Brothers and The Gold Diggerz get up, and GD walks over to Dexter. The Phere Brothers slide out of the ring, upset, but accepting the decision. Frostie and Ice are all up in Dexter's face, and he just points to Danger, who just stands there. Frostie and Ice climb out of the ring, and walk over to Danger, when Bronx, Vito, and Tino, come down to stop the Phere Bros. from leaving. The Phere Bros. are traped between Bronx, and T.V. and Gold Diggerz. The Phere Brothers decide to charge at Bronx, but Vito and Tino step in front of Bronx and start to Brawl with the two brothers. Gold Diggerz join in the brawl against Phere Brothers. They continue to beat the Brothers until their limp carcuses aren't moving. Then Bronx, gets in the ring, as Dexter slides out.

Bronx: Sorry, about that Chris and Kyle, you'er just in the wrong match at the wrong time. True Godds Inc. shows no mercy. Hadur, Baldur, bring out the other punks...

Thor comes out with the TV Title on his shoulder, followed by Loki, then Hadur and Baldur. On Hadur's shoulder lays a limp Chris Hunter, knocked out. On Baldur's shoulder lays a limp Colin Baird. They walk down to the ring and Join Gold Diggerz, and Bronx. They through the limp bodies on top of the Phere brothers.

Bronx: Colin, you seem to have a problem with my role in Loki's life. Well he has a problem with you.

Loki goes over to Colin, and kicks him in the ribs. He punches him twice square on the nose.

Bronx: Next time, shut your yap, or we'll shut it for you! Oh, and sneaking down and attacking people isn't kewl! Hadur Baldur, teach him a lesson about messing with TG Inc.

Hadur and Baldur walks over to Colin. They prop him up against the turnbuckle. They take chains out of their pockets and wrap them around their fists. They start to pound his face tip he is bleeding out of his nose, and mouth, and has several cuts on his face. Bronx grabs their shoulders to beckon them off. He grabs his chin and makes him look him in the face.

Bronx: PUNK! DON'T MESS WITH ME! Now Hunter... you're my opponent. I do believe you lost something.

Thor hands Bronx the TV title. Bronx smears it on Chris's face.

Bronx:You THIEF! Taking things that don't belong to you is illegal! And we cut off fingers for less! You're lucky Max saved you by giving you to me tonight, otherwise you'd be in serious trouble.

Bronx turns to the audience.

Bronx: I would like you all to meet the newest members of True Godds Inc. Frostie, Ice...Gold Diggerz! Get used to seeing them, they will be climbing the ladder, and gaining fame! These two great talents are gonna be climbing the Tag Team ladder! Soon enough they will be competing for the titles! I suggest you don't ignore these two! Now, Take colin and Phere brothers out of here. Hunter, you're ass is mine.

Hadur, Baldur, and Vito pick up Colin and the Phere Bros. They all leave the ring and head to the back, except Bronx and Hunter. The Bell rings.

CHRIS HUNTER(c) vs. BRONX
GFWA Television Championship Match

Bronx starts to kick Chris Hunter in the face, in a mocking fashion. He picks Hunter up off the canvas, and slaps him around a couple of times. Bronx backs Hunter into the corner, and says something to him, before swinging a right at him. Hunter blocks the punch, and nails one of his own! Bronx tries another right, but Hunter blocks again and connects with another right! Hunter starts to unload on Bronx with rights, that has him reeling. Hunter goes for one last big hit, but Bronx ducks, and hits a backdrop suplex on Hunter!

Randy Boggs: Well, Bronx started off by mocking Hunter, but Hunter tried making the comeback, but it fell short.

King Royce: Yep, the former TV Champion, has this one totally under control.

Bronx picks Hunter up and sends him into the corner. Bronx unloads with three kicks to the ribs, then a final spin kick to the face of Hunter, knocking him on his ass! Bronx sets up for the Bronco Buster, but then says fuck it, and starts to unload on Hunter's face with some vicious ass kicks! Hunter's nose is bent wrong, and blood is just pouring out. Bronx grabs Hunter by the head and picks him up out of the corner. Bronx nails Hunter in the nose with the point of his elbow! DDT by Bronx!!! 1... 2... kick out!! Bronx picks up Hunter and whips him to the ropes. Spinning heel kick by Bronx connects with Hunter's nose, and sends him to the ground. Bronx grabs Hunter and takes him over to the corner. Bronx starts to ram Hunter's face into the top turnbuckle! After ten times, Bronx picks Hunter up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Bronx climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and grabs Hunter for an inverted DDT. No! Bronx nails Hunter with an inverted vertical suplex!!!! 1...... 2.... thr.... kick out!!!

Randy Boggs: I thought Bronx had Hunter there!

King Royce: What a brilliant move by Bronx! He's just continuing to target Hunter's nose.

Bronx tells Dexter to count faster, which Dexter ignores. Bronx picks up Hunter, and Hunter comes back with some rights to Bronx's stomatch. Bronx stops the comeback before it starts with a knee to the nose of Hunter! Bronx puts Hunter's head between his legs, and lifts him up for a powerbomb. No, Bronx continues back with Hunter, slamming his face into the mat again! Bronx to the ropes, and drops a leg across the back of Hunter's head! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Bronx picks up Hunter, and nails him in the nose with a couple of forearm shots, then whips him to the ropes. Dropkick attempt by Bronx is unsuccessful, as Hunter holds onto the ropes. Hunter covers Bronx! 1.... 2... Bronx bridges up, turns over, and lifts Hunter up for a Crucifix Powerbomb! Hunter flips out, and grabs Bronx's legs, knocking him on his back. Hunter attempts a Sharpshooter, but Bronx kicks him in the face to push him away and into the corner! Bronx up and charges at Hunter. Hunter moves and Bronx hits the corner hard! Hunter backs up and charges at Bronx, Bronx flips Hunter up, and Hunter slams his face into the top turnbuckle on the way down! Rollup by Bronx! 1... 2.... thre... kick out!!

Randy Boggs: Man, that was close! I thought we were about to have a new TV Champion there!

King Royce: It's only a matter of time, Randy. Bronx will win that title back, I can feel it.

Bronx grabs Hunter by the head and lifts him back to his feet. Two more forearm shots to the nose, and Hunter is completely covered in blood. Bronx whips Hunter across the ring, and Hunter runs into the corner chest first! Hunter stumbles out, and Bronx grabs him about the waist. Standing switch by Hunter, and he nails Bronx with a German Suplex! He rolls over and picks Bronx up again, and nails another German Suplex!! Another roll, and both men are back up. Bronx fires off some elbows to get away from Hunter's grasp, and goes to the ropes. Big time lariat from Hunter, and Bronx goes down! Bronx slowly gets to his feet, and Hunter wraps Bronx up by the waist, and hits a third German Suplex, this time with a bridge! 1.... 2..... thr.... kick out!!! Hunter grabs Bronx and nails a snap suplex! Hunter is going up top, and attempts the swan-dive headbutt! Bronx moves, and Hunter's nose nails the canvas hard!!! There is blood everywhere by now, even all over Bronx. Bronx with a La Misteral Cradle on Hunter! 1..... 2..... thre.... kick out!!!

Randy Boggs: Chris Hunter was making the comeback there, but too a big risk with that diving headbutt, and it cost him.

King Royce: Yep, he was on a roll there with those German Suplexes, but the high risk move got him.

Bronx slowly to his feet and staggers around. He grabs Hunter by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Bronx signals for the end, as he puts Hunter's head between his legs! He's going for the Byte[powerbomb into piledriver], as he lifts Hunter up into powerbomb position. Hunter comes back with some rights, that get Bronx stumbling all over the ring. Hunter with one final blow, and it's a thumb to the eye, and he gets free. Hunter kicks Bronx in the stomach, and sets up for a Pedigree!! Bronx powers out and flips Hunter over! Hunter, however, uses that momentum to roll Bronx over!! 1..... 2..... thr.. kick out!!! Bronx is quickly back up, and goes at Hunter! Drop toe hold by Hunter! Hunter picks Bronx up for another German Suplex!! Bronx tries to elbow free, but Hunter ducks the elbow! EXPLODER BY HUNTER!!!!!!! 1...... 2...... thre..... KICK OUT!!!!

Randy Boggs: Whoa!! How did Bronx kick out of that Exploder from Chris Hunter!?

King Royce: I don't know, but it was nothing short of amazing!!

Chris Hunter can't believe it either, as he picks Bronx back up. Uh oh! Hunter sets Bronx up for another Exploder! No! It's a Wrist-Clutch Exploder!!!! Bronx blocks it, and nails Hunter with a Diamond Cutter!!!! Both men are down!!! What's that!? Colin Baid, all cut up and bleeding, is coming towards the ring. Colin slides into the ring, as Bronx finally sees him. Bronx takes a swing at Colin, who ducks, and nails Bronx with the Starkick[Superkick]!! Hunter is starting to get up, and Colin turns towards him. Hunter is kicked in the gut, and Colin scoops Hunter up, and drives him to the canvas with the Star Struck[Spinning Tombstone Piledriver]!!!! Dexter is calling for the bell!!! Colin looks at the two fallen men with a smirk on his face.

Randy Boggs: Aw damn it! Colin Baird just had to ruin this great match with a run-in!

King Royce: This was an awesome match, Randy, and I doubt this will be the last time we see these two men lock up.

Colin Baird slides out of the ring, and starts to back up the ramp, when The Gold Diggerz come running out. Somehow he got away from TG earlier and came out here. Frostie and Ice clothesline Colin from behind, and start to stomp a mudhole in him. Frostie grabs a chair, and blasts Colin with it. Colin falls into Ice's arms, who lifts him up onto his shoulder, and walks off with him. Frostie pulls Bronx out of the ring, and helps him to the back, as Dexter tries to revive Hunter.

Randy Boggs: Well, Chris Hunter is still the Television Champion, but just went through a war.

King Royce: Oh yeah, he is covered in blood from his nose, and some of it got all over Bronx, the ring, and even our referee, Dexter. He now has a black and pink referee's shirt!

Randy Boggs: Well, here comes some medics to help Chris Hunter to the back, and to try and stop the bleeding. Dexter's out talking with Max Danger.

The cameras cut over to Max and Dexter over by his black recliner.

Max Danger: Quit your whining. Chris Hunter doesn't have any diseases. You won't be infected by anything, man.

Dexter: I'm not worried about that, I just don't want to wear a blood-soaked ref's shirt. So get me a new one.

Max Danger: Get yourself a new one!

Dexter: Fine I will.

Dexter starts to walk off, when Danger grabs his arm.

Max Danger: Where do you think you're going!?

Dexter: To get another shirt.

Max Danger: But you have to ref the next match.

Dexter: I'll be back in time.

Max Danger: I'm going with you, just in case.

Dexter: Whatever floats your boat.

Dexter starts to walk off, as Danger grabs his Sunkist and follows Dexter to the back. The cameras refocus on our announcers.

Randy Boggs: Max, always the caring adult. Following Dexter around like he was a child.

King Royce: I wouldn't trust Dexter either. He probably would have ran away, had Danger not gone with him.

Randy Boggs: Yeah right, whatever. He wouldn't miss his opportunity to wrestle Jostrodomus later tonight.

King Royce: He's scared of Joz, Randy. Everyone knows that.

Randy Boggs: Riiiight, and you're how drunk?

King Royce: I'm not drunk yet, but give me time, and I will be.

Randy Boggs: I'm sure you will be.

The crowd is in their seats, pondering about what is going to unfold next, on this incredible night of GFWA Saturday Night Rumble. Suddenly, "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays, as the fans look towards the entrance way, noticing Kent Blade walk out, wearing black boots, black jeans, a black shirt, with the sleeves cut off, black sunglasses, ad his blonde hair resting on his large shoulders.

Royce: What is he doing out here?

Boggs: I have no idea, but we're about to find out.

Blade walks up the steps and gets into the ring with a mic in hand. The crowd gives a medium "pop", as Kent Blade begins to speak.

Kent Blade: Since the very day I walked into the door of GFWA, I watched guys, such as Sean Casey, Phobia, Jostrodomus, and others gloat about the ultimate career that they have had in GFWA. I heard them night in and night about, speak about how they consider themselves to be "legends" of this massive promotion, known only as the GFWA. But, as I watched them gloat, I also watched them laugh in the eyes of newcomers. I watched them push aside people who they thought were meaningless and worthless to the GFWA. A guy such as Sean Casey or Chaos wouldn't even think for a split second, that an individual new to the GFWA would EVER succeed in fame. Well, that brings me to the simple conclusion, that they're right!

Royce: Where is this going?

Boggs: What is he getting at?

Kent Blade: I agree with all of them who gave many the cold shoulder. I agree with them, because the ones who nwere always given the cold shoulder NEVER earned respect! They NEVER had the will or wanted their respect! Unlike a guy such as Sean Casey, those certain individuals wouldn't put forth an extra or two in the gym, or work that much harder in a dark match, trying to elevate themself further. They weren't respected, because they NEVER earned it! And as I sat in back, dwelling about where I was headed in the GFWA, it finally hit me. They won't learn, until I teach them. They were respect me, until I EARN their respect! Now, I look at a man such as Little Jack. I sit back and ponder about how the hell he holds the GFWA US Title, when he could BARELY hack it in GIWO. He holds the US Title, when I dominated him and your former US Champion, Dexter. So I thought, "shouldn't that be ME who is holding that title right now"? At first, I thought so, but then realized that I didn't deserve it. I haven't been working as hard, spending those two extra hours in the gym, unlike Little Jack. I sat back there and pondered about what I've become.  My will hasn't been strong enough. My pride and heart doesn't scream with the need for success....... until now.

Randy Boggs: What's he mean?

King Royce: I dunno.

Kent Blade: Little Jack, it's as clear as crystal. I WANT your US Title around MY waist! I want to be the one in the spotlight! I want to be known for my undefeated streak in GIWO! I WANT to be known for defeating Shane Adams to become the FIRST ever GIWO Champion! I WANT RESPECT!..... And I promise you, I WILL get... just that! You're going to witness me... You're going witness... Domination!

Kent's theme hits, as the announcer's begin to speak about what we've just heard from the mouth of Kent Blade.

Randy Boggs: Looks like Kent Blade is out for respect AND the US Title, King.

King Royce: Yeah, but he's going to have to prove he's worthy of both of those, because he hasn't shown me anything to make me want to respect him.

Randy Boggs: He was the number one contender to the Extreme Title for awhile there.

King Royce: Well whoop-de-freakin'-doo! He didn't WIN the title now did he?

Randy Boggs: Well, no.

King Royce: So makes him think he's worthy of the US Title?

Randy Boggs: Because he WAS the first ever GIWO Champion, and was undefeated there.

King Royce: Wow! GIWO Champion! That's great! Too bad no one gives a flyin' fuck!

Randy Boggs: I take it you don't like Kent Blade too well.

King Royce: Hell no I don't!

Randy Boggs: Well, I do, and I think he is worthy of the US Title.

King Royce: Only an idiot like you would, though.

Randy Boggs: Well, whatever the case, we need to take a commercial break. Don't go away folks, we've got tons more action ahead!

Randy and King continue to argue over Kent Blade, as we fade to commercials for The Danger Zone PPV, Blood-soaked Dexter referee shirts(told ya we were quick), and GFWA Action Figures featuring Jostrodomus, a blood-soaked ref's shirt-wearing Dexter, and a bloody, broken nosed Chris Hunter.

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We come back from the commercials, and see Dexter walking out of his locker room, without a shirt. Right behind him comes Max Danger, continuing to talk, as Dexter puts on his new referee's shirt.

Max Danger: If you'd just do things my way, Dexter, you'd be the World Champion right now. But, noooooooo, you've got to be difficult, and disobey my authority. Well guess what, Dex, this is MY company, so you will do as I say.

Dexter just ignores him and continues on, as the cameras return to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Well, Max Danger is trying to make Dexter do things the corporate way, but he's having none of it.

King Royce: It'll be his downfall, Randy, because Danger does run this company, and can fire you within a blink of an eye.

Randy Boggs: True, but Dexter hasn't really do anything to warrant a release.

King Royce: How about not going along with the President's plans?

Randy Boggs: That wouldn't exactly hold up in court, King.

King Royce: Our legal system is a little whacked, ya know, so it could happen.

Randy Boggs: True, but it won't.

As our esteemed announcers continue to debate over that, the cameras shift their focus to the backstage area. Someone who looks eerily similiar to Jessica Barrett-Dox is seen walking. She then stops, and the cameras move to the right a little showing Hellz Angel looking at her. "Jessica" winks at Angel, who doesn't really care, and turns back to the catering table, when Neophytou leaps over the table, and smashes a cinderblock over his head! As he stumbles back from the blow, Jolly Potter comes from around a corner with a clay pot, and breaks it over Angel's head. Angel goes stumbling into the catering table, knocking all the food off, before falling to the ground unconscious.

Jolly Potter: Well, he IS a clayhead.

Potter and "Jessica" chuckle at this, as they walk from camera view, with Neophytou right behind them. The cameras return inside the ARCO Arena.

Randy Boggs: The OWA Tag Team Champions are looking to give themselves a little advantage tonight, by attacking one-half of the GFWA Tag Team Champions, Hellz Angel.

King Royce: How astute, Randy. Anyway, as I was saying, if Danger gets the right lawyers and files the suit in the right state, he could win with that arguement.

Randy Boggs: Just let it go, King, just let it go.

The cameras cut to the backstage area once again, where The Crow is seen walking silently through the halls. He walks past the Trainer's Office, which Jay D exits. Jay D, who has his collarbone taped, sees The Crow, and starts after him. The Crow goes around a corner, and Jay D picks up a metal pipe laying on the floor. He slowly goes around the corner, holding the pipe above his head. Jay D spies around the corner, seeing no one, but he hears something coming from the second room. He creeps past the first room, and takes a deep breath. Just as he's about to go into the second room, someone grabs his shoulder. He turns, and it's.... THE CROW! Jay D swings at The Crow with the pipe, but he ducks. The Crow pushes Jay D up against the wall, collarbone first, then takes the pipe from him. The Crow lays in some stiff shots to Jay D's injured collarbone, which knocks Jay D to the ground. The Crow drops the pipe, and quietly walks away as if nothing happened. The cameras return to the arena, where Max Danger and Dexter are walking to the ring. Of course Danger is still talking, while Dexter ignores him.

Randy Boggs: The Crow has gotten the better of Jay D twice tonight.

King Royce: He should have taken a bigger weapon.

Randy Boggs: Why?

King Royce: So The Crow could have done more damage to his collarbone.

Randy Boggs: Oh, I see.

King Royce: The Crow rules!

Randy Boggs: Ok, man, whatever. It's now time for our next matchup.

KAN(c) vs. SYN(c)
Non-Title Regular Rules Match

"God of the Mind" by Disturbed hits, as the OWA Danger Champion, Syn, makes his way through the curtains. The crowd starts to boo Syn as he makes his way towards the ring. Syn slides into the ring, and jumps to the middle rope, and spreads his arms out. "God of the Mind" fades out, and "Prince Charming" by Metallica kicks up. The crowd instantly starts to boo and chant "No You Kan't!", as the OWA World Champion, Kan steps through the curtains, with the title around his waist, and the lovely Erika at his side. Kan slowly makes his way towards the ring, taking in all the boos and hateful chants. Kan steps through the ropes, and Syn jumps him to start the match. Syn with some clubbing forearms to the back of Kan, then some stiff rights to the face. Syn whips Kan to the ropes, no Kan reverses. Syn ducks the clothesline, and continues on to the ropes. Flying forearm by Syn to take Kan down. Kan rolls out of the ring, as Syn yells at him to get back in. Dexter finally rings the bell.

Randy Boggs: Dexter was a little slow getting into the ring and starting this thing, but Danger wouldn't stop talking.

King Royce: Sure, blame it on the Prez. Anyway, Syn has gotten the better of Kan so far.

Kan climbs back onto the apron, and Syn walks over. Kan jumps back down, and tells Dexter to get him back. Dexter backs Syn away from the ropes, and Kan jumps onto the apron again. Syn, again, comes over, causing Kan to jump off. Syn holds open the ropes, but Kan just gives him the finger. Kan walks around the ring, stopping to say something to Erika. When Kan turns around, he is hit by a flying Syn, who just did a pescado! Syn grabs Kan and rolls him into the ring. Kan starts to back away, so Syn kicks him in the face! Syn whips Kan to the ropes, and takes him down with a dropkick! Kan rolls out onto the apron. Syn goes to the ropes, and springboards off with a dropkick, but Kan just drops down on the apron, causing Syn to miss! Kan points at his head as he goes to climb the turnbuckles. He gets one foot on the top, when Syn gets back up, and runs up the ropes, and yanks Kan off with an armdrag! Kan rolls around, and gets back to his knees, and begs off.

Randy Boggs: Syn is really taking it to Kan here, King.

King Royce: Yes he is, but Kan's a veteran, he knows what he's doing.

Syn grabs Kan by his hair and pulls him to his feet. Syn goes to punch Kan, but Kan gets a finger in Syn's eye, then takes him down with a short-arm clothesline! Kan picks Syn back up and hits a vertical suplex. 1... kick out. Kan grabs Syn by the hair and brings him to his feet. European uppercut by Kan! Irish whip by Kan, and he takes Syn down with a back elbow. Kan drops a knee to Syn's throat. 1... 2.. kick out. Kan whips Syn into the corner, and starts to stomp away. Kan lifts Syn up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Kan goes up for the superplex, but Syn fires off some punches. Kan doesn't go down though, and pokes Syn in the eye again. Kan climbs all the way to the top rope, and hits a SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kan with the non-chalant cover. 1........ 2...... thre.... foot on the bottom rope!! Kan is irrate.

Randy Boggs: All Kan had to do was hook the leg and this one would have been over, King.

King Royce: Yeah, but he went with the cocky cover, and it could cost him.

Kan starts to yell at Dexter, who just stands with his arms crossed and yawns. Kan sneers at Dexter then walks back over to Syn. Kan peels Syn up off the canvas, and slaps him, not once, but twice. Kan sets Syn onto the top turnbuckle again, and goes for another Super Brainbuster. Syn, however, pokes Kan in the eye, and sets Kan up for a top rope powerbomb!! Kan powers Syn over, who holds onto Kan's thighs, and pulls Kan down with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the top rope!!!! Syn with the cover, and puts his feet on the middle ropes for leverage!!! 1...... 2...... 3!!!! Syn wins!!! Syn quickly gets his feet off the ropes so Dexter can't see, as Danger just sits back and smiles. Syn climbs to the middle turnbuckle to celebrate, as "God of the Mind" kicks up.

Randy Boggs: What a victory for Syn!

King Royce: Yes, and he cheated... that's my boy!

Randy Boggs: Who's that!?

Through the crowd comes Misfit. Erika has pulled Kan out of the ring, and are headed to the back. Syn, however, is still celebrating in the ring. Misfit has a golf club in his hand, and whacks Syn across the back of the neck with it! Misfit starts to pummel Syn with the golf club immediately, until Dexter takes the club from him. Misfit turns around quickly, and gets into Dexter's face. They stare each other down, when Max Danger slides into the ring. He gets between the two guys, as Misfit slowly backs away and out of the ring. He starts to walk back through the crowd, not taking his eyes off Dexter, who stares Misfit's way as well. Danger just slides back out of the ring, shaking his head, and returns to his recliner.

Randy Boggs: Well, Syn has just been attacked twice by Misfit tonight.

King Royce: Yeah, Misfit is starting to distance himself from the other OWA members lately.

Randy Boggs: I wonder why he backed down so quickly, and didn't get physical with Dexter.

King Royce: I dunno, Randy, I just don't know.

The scene switches to the parking lot, and the crowd can be heard roaring in anticipation, expecting to see somebody arrive. They are not let down, as Lou Nattik is seen walking with his gym bag. Although he was here earlier to attack Street. Hmmmmm. Anyway, something is heard from behind him...

Voice: Hey Lou, I’ve got a present for you.

Lou Nattik turns around and sees a charging Johnny Street. Street has a steel chain in his hands, and he swings it at Nattik, but he ducks. Lou Nattik punches Street in the stomach, and then kicks him straight in the face. Street is staggering, but then Genesis and Chiaroscuro run out and start beating on Lou Nattik. Genesis lifts him up and drops him onto a car. Chiaroscuro opens the trunk to the car, as Street whips Nattik right in the rib with the chain. Genesis puts Nattik mostly in the trunk, except for his head, which is left hanging out, upside-down. Street puts the GWF Title right into Nattik’s face.

Street: You think you deserve to fight for this. You think you deserve to fight me for the only World Title I have EVER won! Do you think you deserve this? NO! You don’t! You want to fight me? Prove you can run with the talented stars. It’s been over a year, Lou... and I’ve lost all my respect for you. Let’s see if you can ever make it in the GFWA. Let’s see if you can survive a couple more weeks here. Because I don’t even think you’ll survive another couple minutes... not just your career surviving, but your LIFE!

Street grabs the trunk like he’s going to slam it down onto Lou Nattik’s neck, but then the car starts up and just drives off before he gets a chance. Genesis, Chiaroscuro, and Street all look dumbfounded. Genesis breaks the silence.

Genesis: That BITCH!

Chiaroscuro: Who was that?

Street: I’m gonna find out... And I’m gonna kick their ass!

The scene goes back to inside the arena.

Randy Boggs: A little payback for Lou Nattik, who attacked Johnny Street earlier this evening.

King Royce: This is one intense rivalry, Randy, and it has a LONG history.

Randy Boggs: I can't wait until they actually get into the ring with each other.

The cameras shift backstage AGAIN, where Misfit is shown walking, and gently hitting himself in the head.

Misfit: I had my chance! Why didn't I just hit Dexter.. OR Danger? Damn it! I should have.... nevermind, looks like I've got someone else to mess up.

Misfit ducks behind some boxes, as the camera shifts to show J.J. $tudd chatting on the phone. Misfit slowly moves in closer, as JJ continues to talk. JJ then turns his back to Misfit, who bum rushes him. Misfit slams his head into the wall, then starts to choke him with the phone cord. Misfit continues to choke JJ until he passes out. Misfit then hangs up the phone.

Misfit: You should have used 1-800-CALL-ATT, dipshit! Never dial zero!!

Misfit smiles slightly, then walks off as we fade to commercials for Misfit doing 1-800-Call-ATT(we are super fast with these things), Burger King, and Misfit-designed golf clubs.

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The cameras fade back into the ARCO Arena, after those wonderful commercials.

Randy Boggs: Just before the break, Misfit, struck again, this time he took down J.J. $tudd.

King Royce: Yeah, and he made a little funny, then got to do a commercial for 1-800-Call-ATT.

Randy Boggs: The GFWA is always on top of promotional deals, and this was no different.

King Royce: Pussy!

Randy Boggs: Huh?

King Royce: Oh nothing, just seeing if I said pussy, I'd get to sleep with hot women.

Randy Boggs: No, but you do get this small, furry, kitten!

Randy Boggs hands King Royce a small kitten, and he looks on in disgust. Randy is petting it as we fade backstage, where Jolly Potter and Neophytou are still going on about how they took out Hellz Angel. As they round the corner, then run into Misfit. He just smiles back at them. He walks right between them, as they continue on, with confusion on their faces. They return to their gloating, when Misfit picks up a shovel, smiles, and turns back around. He shouts at Potter, who turns around, and is clocked with the shovel! Neo goes on the attack, but Misfit nails Neo's leg with the shovel, then uppercuts him with the shovel! Potter slowly gets to his feet, and Misfit smacks him across the face with the shovel again, then tosses him into a coke machine. Neo and Potter are out cold, when Misfit look over at "Jessica".

Misfit: You've got nothing on the real Jessica.

Misfit slaps her ass, then walks off, as "Jessica" looks on in digust before tending to Neo and Potter. The cameras fade back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: He strikes again, King.

King Royce: Misfit is just on a rampage this week.

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter and Neophytou never saw that one coming.

King Royce: Uh.... right. Well, Misfit was right.

Randy Boggs: About what?

King Royce: That the fake Jessica has nothing on the real Jessica. I mean, their both fuckable, but there's just something about the real Jessica.

Randy Boggs: You do realize that the real Jessica's husband, and OUR BOSS, is just mere feet away from you.

King Royce: Oh I know, but he didn't hear me.

Randy Boggs: Then exactly why is he giving you that mean look.

King Royce slowly turns, and sees Max Danger staring right back at him with a very unpleasant look on his face. King slowly turns around, then gets tapped on the shoulder. He turns back around again, and Max punches him in the face.

Max Danger: Ok, I feel better.

Max calmly walks back to his recliner, as blood pours out of Royce's nose. He puts his new kitten up against his nose to soak up all the blood, when Dexter slides out of the ring, and Max Winters climbs in. "Ruff Ryders Anthem" By DMX begins to play through the arena.  The arena goes pitch black, then green spotlights shine down on the entranceway.  And Ricky Green walks out onto the ramp.  Wearing a black vest with Elite Killa written on the back in a Lime green color.  He has an Elite Player T-Shirt on.  He slowly walks down to the ring, walking to the beat of the music.  The speculations that he may have been lost now since Chaos left doesn't seem to be true.  He gets in the ring, and immediately heads to the corner, then raising both arms high into the arm before finally returning to the center of the ring where Max Winters is waiting for him.

Max Winters: Ricky Green, there is an endless amount of questions the fans are asking, but the main one is definately, How does Chaos' absense from the GFWA affect you, and the Elite Players?

Ricky Green: Max, it's been a rush, that's all I can say.  I ain't going to be too deeply affected at the abandonment of Chaos.  Hell, that chump was just holding me down.  Without him around, I can go for what belongs to me. The GFWA World Title.  Hell, Chaos being the little jackass that he is, just did me a favor by taking off and running from Joz. I wont be the same as him.  That World Title is now going to be mine.

Max Winters: That means, your looking to Jostrodomus?

Ricky Green: I haven't took my eyes off of Joz, since I left his ass layed out in the ring when I first became the Elite Killa.

Max Winters: What about the following week, when Joz made you look like the fool?

Ricky Green: You better watch your choice of words Maxy, Joz is nothing but a gloryhound.  Hell, he decides to kick me out of the Silencas, One week after I quit.  That's just plain stupidity.

Max Winters: Would that attack have anything to do with your comments concerning the GFWA World Championship?

Ricky Green: In this crazy world of Sports Entertainment, you can't let personal issues get in the way of rational thinking.  Joz attacked me, so what, I don't give a rat's ass.  His time as champ is not going to last much longer.  He'll be lucky if he kept it for a week, but that's only becaue tonight he faces Dexter. If I had my chance in that match-up, there's no way that tommorrow night Joz would still be champion.  But like the Ruff Ryders State..."Talk Is Cheap Mutha F*cker"  As soon as I get my shot, I'll show the world, Joz is all talk...

Max Winters: Okay, but what about the Future of the Elite Players?

Ricky Green: Your looking at it.  The Elite Players no longer exist.  There is only the Elite Player.  The Elite Killa, Ricky Green.

Max Winters: You mean to say your not very dissapointed over Chaos' release?

Ricky Green: Why would I be... He's nothing, I can describe Chaos in one word.... overrated.  It's my time to Shine, and when I'm done, no one will ever remember Chaos.  Especially the GFWA Fans... now this interview is over...

Ricky pushes the mic away from his face as his new theme music, Ruff Ryders Anthem roars through the arena.  The arena goes dark again with the green spotlights following ricky, as he goes from corner to corner appealing to the crowd. Ricky then jumps out of the ring, and walks to the back as Dexter and Winters trade places again, and we refocus on our announcers. Royce has a bloody kitten in front of him, but his nose is no longer bleeding.

Randy Boggs: Looks like Ricky Green has everything under control. He is now the ONLY Elite Player left in the GFWA.

King Royce: Technically, Max Danger is an Elite Player too, because you're an Elite Player for life, or something like that.

Randy Boggs: Well, apparantly Danger doesn't give a flyin' fuck about the EP, or else he'd mention it a million times like Chaos.

King Royce: I guess you're right. Now get this damn cat away from me.

Max Danger walks over and grabs the kitten from King, then punches him again. King screams out in pain.

King Royce: Why the hell did you do that for!?

Max Danger: One, because I can, and two, because that's not how you treat a kitten.

King grabs a fans t-shirt they had bought at the merchandise stand, and starts to soak up the blood with it, as Max sits back in his recliner to pet the kitten.

Randy Boggs: How's the nose, King?

King Royce: Fuck you!

Randy Boggs: You had better watch what you do the rest of the night, because you could die from loss of blood before it's over with.

King Royce: Again, like I said, FUCK you!

Randy Boggs: No thanks, but I will watch this next matchup for the US Championship, a title first held by our President, Max Danger.

LITTLE JACK(c) vs. PAYNE vs. SONIC YOUTH
Triple-Threat United States Heavyweight Championship Match

“Iron Man” by Black Sabbath kicks up all over the arena.  The fans cheer as Jostrodomus and Youth come walking out together.  Joz has his world title over his shoulder.  Half way through the song #1 Stunna kicks up.  As Joz and Youth show bout a bit in the ring.  Joz steps out of the ring and comes over to the announce table.

Royce: Well looks like the Champ is going to join us here tonight.

Boggs: Yes indeed it does.

Joz takes a seat on the announce table. Dexter comes over to the end of the ring and you hear him say something to Joz, asking where his taxi is.

Joz: Just do your damn job Dex, before I come up there and slap you around some more.

Royce: Welcome Mr. Champion.

Joz: Yeah great to be here.  Figure I’d come out and make sure our dear friend Dexter does a fair job.

Boggs: *under his breath* Unlike what happened to Chaos.

Joz: What was that Randy?

Boggs: Nothing. Here’s comes Payne!

“Pain” by 2pac kicks up all over the arena as Payne starts to make his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.  He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

Joz: Now this is one guy who’s on a rise up.

Boggs: Indeed he is.

Royce: I smell a new champion being crowned tonight.

Joz: Watch out Sonic. Behind you. It’s Little Jack.

Little Jack comes through the crowd and attacks Sonic from behind and the match is underway.  Little Jack whips Sonic into the ropes, Youth ducks the clothesline only to be slammed to the mat by Payne.  Youth is down.  LJ runs at Payne, but gets slammed to the mat just like Youth did.  Youth and LJ both to their feet now.  Youth whips LJ into Payne. Payne picks him up and hits an atomic drop.  Payne and Youth proceed to stomp away at the United States champ.  Payne covers...1...2....and Youth breaks the count.  Payne and Youth start to trade blows back and forth.  They lock it up.  Payne uses his size to over power Youth. He hooks him in a fisherman suplex and connects.  He rolls over and covers SY.1...2...and LJ is there to break the count. LJ starts to stomp away on Payne.  LJ hits the ropes and connects with an elbow drop.  LJ picks Payne up and whips him into the ropes. Meanwhile Sonic Youth is getting to his feet.  Payne hits the rope and comes running back, LJ connects with a big clothesline.  Payne goes down.  SY runs up behind LJ and clobbers him in the back of the head with his forarm.  Jack flies forward.  Here comes Max Danger!

Joz: Well if it isn’t Scumbag himself.

Royce: It’s Danger!

Boggs: Where did you go to begin with? I thought he was already out here.

Royce: Hell if I know.  Look the backstage guys are caring more Sunkist for him.

Joz: This guy truly is f*cked up.

Danger sits in his chair and starts drinking sunkist. He yells at Dex to do his job. Meanwhile Payne sticks SY’s head between his legs and connects with a powerbomb. On the outside LJ has a steel chair and slides it into the ring.  Danger gets up out of his chair and is talking to Dexter.  Meanwhile in the ring Payne covers SY not knowing Dexter is distracted.  He looks up just in time to duck and the chair shot.  LJ nails Youth with the chair.  Payne drop kicks LJ and he drops the chair. Youth is holding his face.  Payne starts stomping away on LJ now.  He picks him up and connects a vertical suplex.  Youth is getting to his feet.  He picks up the chair and hits an already laid out Little Jack.  He takes the chair and hits it against the knee of Little Jack. *Snap*

Joz: That didn’t sound good.

Royce: He just broke Little Jack’s leg! I told you there’d be a new champion tonight.

Boggs: He just broke something. Get the paramedics out here. Hurry. Hurry!

The paramedics come running out to take Little Jack away. They put him on the stretcher as Youth throws the chair at him. Danger gets off the apron and sits back down in his chair.  In the ring Youth is on a rampage.  He’s throwing lefts and rights and Payne who finally goes down. Youth covers....1..2...kickout by Payne.  Payne to his feet first here. He whips Youth into Dexter. Dexter goes down.  Payne starts to stomp away on SY now.  He picks him up and puts his head between his legs.  He picks him up and connects with a back breaker.  Youth is in pain here.  Dexter is coming around as you see Danger pounding on the mat yelling at him.  Dexter climbs to his feet as Payne takes and elbow to the shoulder area of Sonic Youth.  Payne covers..1...2...thre and a kickout by Youth.  Payne gets to his feet and picks Youth up. Youth connects a back elbow to the midsection of Payne.  Youth hits the ropes as Payne is bent over and connects with a swinging neckbreaker.

Joz: Kick his ass Sonic.

Youth covers...1...2...and a kickout by pain. Danger up on the apron again yelling at Dexter telling him to speed up the count.  Dexter pushes Danger off the apron. Back in the ring Youth is in control now as he whips Payne into the ropes.  He jumps up and connects with a drop kick to the chest area of Payne.  Payne goes down, but quickly gets to his feet.  He charges Sonic who flips him up and over his back.  You hear some commotion from the fans. You look up on the rampway and see Little Jack coming down with a brace type thing on his leg.  He walks down the ramp slowly.

Royce: How the hell?

Boggs: What in the hell?

Joz: This guys got some balls.

Little Jack slides into the ring and heads for Youth.  Youth has no clue and LJ hits a reverse ddt on Sonic Youth.  Payne is in shock.  He charges at Little Jack and connects with a clothesline.  He covers Jack...1...2...and Little Jack KICKED OUT!!! OH my god! Payne picks Jack up who hits Payne in the gut with a punch.  Little Jack sticks Payne’s head under his arm and connects with a ddt.  Both men stay down. Little Jack is trying to get the momentum to get up.  He gets to his feet at the same time as Payne.  He lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but his leg buckles and he drops Payne on top of him....1...2...three...NO no! Youth is there to break the count.  You hear the fans boo and see Ricky Green coming down the ramp.  He walks around the ring.  Payne whips Youth against the ropes but Green pulls him out.  Youth turns and drops Green to the mat.  He slides back into the ring.  Payne hits his finisher on LJ. He covers...1...2...Youth crawling to break it, but Green pulls him out of the ring and hits the Elite Murda...3....Payne wins...Payne wins...Payne is your new GFWA UNITED STATES CHAMPION!!! Oh my god. He’s done it. Payne grabs the belt and starts hugging it.  Meanwhile Dexter slides out of the ring and Ricky Green slides into the ring. He taps Payne on the shoulder and connects the Elite Murda. He starts to stomp away on Payne.

Joz:  See you guys later.

Boggs: Where are you going?

Royce: Yeah...where are you going Joz?

Joz: Take care of this little punk.

Joz gets up out of his seat and slides into the ring as the fans cheers. Ricky sees him coming and hightails it outta there. Joz slides out of the ring to attend to Youth.  His wrist looks mangled.

Boggs: He must have landed on his wrist. Look at it!

Royce: That’s sick.

The new US Champion, Payne, is walking to the back, as several medics come to the ring to check on Little Jack and Sonic Youth. Payne walks through the curtains, as we head back over to our announcers. King Royce is getting into an arguement with a fan.

King Royce: I did NOT take your shirt! This is a shirt I brought out here with me before the show started.

Fan: Yeah right, then where's MY Jose' Jose' t-shirt?

King Royce: Fuck if I know, and why the hell would you want a Jose' Jose' t-shirt?

Fan: Because he fuckin' rules, bitch!

King Royce: Riiiiight. Even if this was your shirt, I wouldn't give it back just to save you the humilation you'll get once you wear it.

Fan: Hey, I have the right to cheer for whomever I want, and I just happen to like Jose' Jose', now give me back MY SHIRT!!

King Royce: Hell naw, you ain't gettin' a damn thing!

The fan just says the fuck with it, and starts to sit back down. But as Royce takes down his guard, the fan punches him in the nose, and takes the t-shirt. Royce's nose starts to bleed so more, as the fan unfolds the shirt. He looks at it with confusion.

Fan: Damn, this is a King Royce t-shirt. Sorry about that man.

King Royce tries to get at the fan, but Randy and Danger hold him back. Royce screams at the fan as he walks away. As Danger and Boggs try to calm Royce down, the cameras shift backstage where Payne is walking with a HUGE smile on his face, and just looking at the US Title, not believing he had just won it.

Payne: I... can't believe... it! I won the GFWA US TITLE!!!

Payne stops to tell everyone he sees about what he's won, and they give him encouragement and cheer him on because of it. He comes to J.J. $tudd, who is getting up after being choked out by Misfit and a phone cord, and starts to scream about winning the US Title.

JJ $tudd: Yeah, that's great, I'll just call everyone I know about it.

Payne: COOL!

Payne turns around, as JJ picks up the phone. He then gets Payne by the throat and starts to choke him out! JJ is pulled off by several GFWA officials, but the damage has already been done. Payne is out cold on the floor, but still with a smile on his face. The cameras cut back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Ok, as you can see, King Royce is gone right now, trying to get the blood to stop and just to calm down. Anyway, J.J. $tudd just choked out Payne the same way JJ was choked out by Misfit earlier. But, Payne still had a smile on his face, just because he is so happy he won the US Title.

The cameras then quickly cut backstage one more time, where we see King Royce walking into the trainer's office. Then Misfit goes past the office and we follow him down the hall. He comes up to a room marked "Bronx", and knocks. The door swings open, and it's Bronx. Misfit quickly punches Bronx in the face, and goes into the room. He shuts the door behind them, but the camera managed to get inside. Misfit tosses Bronx into the wall, then rips the mirror off the wall. He breaks it over Bronx's head, then sets him up for a powerbomb, and powerbombs him through a glass coffee table!! Misfit then picks Bronx up off the glass, and pulls a roll of barbwire from his shoulder[it was wrapped around it, ya see], and starts to choke Bronx out with it. Blood starts to slowly trickle out of Bronx's neck, when there's a knock at the door. Misfit hides behind the door, as the True Godds enter. They see what's happened and rush to Bronx's aid. When they turn around, they see the door close, and we fade to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Folks, Misfit has just struck again! He completely dismantled Bronx, and got away from ALL of the True Godds! That's just amazing. Misfit is just attacking everyone in sight tonight folks. No one is safe! But right now, we've got to take another commercial break, so don't go away, we have more exciting action on the way!!!

We fade to commercials for Sonic Youth wrist-protectors, King Royce "Broken Nose" t-shirts, and corndogs.

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We fade back in from the commercials, with King Royce back and with a nose guard. But we don't go to them, we go to Max Danger, who's in the ring with mic in hand.

Max Danger: Ladies and gentlemen, give Dexter a hand for his great job as referee tonight. He's been doing a tremendous job.

The crowd gives him a standing ovation, but Dexter looks a bit skeptical about why Danger would say such nice things.

Max Danger: Now, as you may know, our Extreme Championship is currently vacant. Now, there have been rumors going around as to how we would fill the vacancy. So, myself and the other GFWA braintrust talked it over and decided that a tournament would be best. It will be a ten man tournament, with two men getting a bye. And it would start next week, with one or two matches. But, this won't be any ordinary tournament, oh no. The GFWA can't be ordinary, we have to be different. The brackets haven't been filled, but we have already decided who will be in the tournament, but again, it's not going to be like any other tournament. No, this one will be a Death Match Tournament, with each match being a different style of death match. And each round, the matches will get more extreme and more dangerous. We are going to show the world that the GFWA can be just as extreme as any other federation out there.

Max Danger drops the mic, and the fans start to murmur about the possibilites of this tournament. Danger jumps out of the ring, and sits back in his recliner, and looks at Dexter, who's staring him down. Dexter then slides back into the ring, as it's time for our next matchup.

DEVILZ DARKSIDE and JAPAN vs. JOLLY POTTER and NEOPHYTOU
Handicap Tag Team Matchup

“Pure Pleasure Seeker” by Moloko kicks up all over the arena as Jolly Potter and Neo come walking out to the ring.  They walk down the ramp and step into the ring.

Boggs: This should turn out to be a one sided match up.

Royce: Potter and Neo don’t have a chance in hell.

Boggs: Nope. They might as well lay down for Devilz Darkside and Japan Air...their clearly the top two tag teams in the GFWA right now.

Royce: And here comes Devilz Darkside.

"Highway to Hell” by AC/DC kicks up all over the arena as the fans give a mixed reaction to Devilz Darkside.  The two powerful forces walk down to the end of the rampway and slide into the ring.

Boggs: Look at the two brothers of destruction.

Royce: If you thought Kane and Undertaker are bad...you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Boggs: No you haven’t. These two alone would man handle Potter and Neo.

Royce: That’s a wonderful thing to say. Don’t even give the OWA boys a chance.

Boggs: Like it matters.

Japan Air come running down the ring to no music. They slide into the ring and talk with Devilz Darkside.  Kensi will start things out against Neo.  The other men climb through the ropes and Dex sounds for the bell. *ding ding* And the match is underway.  Kensi and Neo lock it up. Neo pushes Kensi against the ropes. Kensi pushes back and pushes Neo down.  He gets to his feet quickly.  Neo charges Kensi, but gets flipped over his back.  He gets to his feet quickly again.  He charges at Kensi and connects with a drop kick this time.  Kensi goes down.  Neo picks Kensi up and walks over to Potter.  He tags him in. They whip Kensi against the ropes and connect with a double clothesline.  Neo steps out of the ring.  Potter is going to work no stomping on the ankle of Kensi.  He applies an ankle lock hold on Kensi.  Jubei jumps over the rope and kicks Potter in the back of the head to break the hold.  Neo comes into the ring as does Devilz Darkside. DD and JA are taking it to Potter and Neo.  All four men stomp away on the two men lying on the mat.  Kensi goes to the top rope, while Hellz Angel puts Neo on top of Potter.  Kensi connects with a frog splash. DM picks up Neo and whips him into the ropes and he goes to the outside.  Kensi tags in Hellz Angel.  Hellz Angel and Potter are in the ring now.  HA picks up Potter and connects with a double arm ddt.  He covers...1...2...and a kickout by Potter.  Angel picks Potter up and whips him into the ropes, Neo slaps him on the back to tag in.  He jumps into the ring.  Potter gets clothesline by Hellz Angel, but Neo connects with a spinning heel kick.  Down goes Hellz Angel.

Boggs: What a great battle we have so far.

Royce: Neo and Potter are doing better than I thought they would.

Boggs: Yes they are.  If Japan Air and DD would get into it I’d look for Potter and Neo to walk away the winners.

Royce: I agree with you Randy.

Back in the ring Hellz Angel has tagged in Jubei.  Him and Neo lock it up and Neo whips him against the ropes.  He hits the ropes, only to receive a blow to the back of the head from Potter.  Neo runs over and connects a running leg drop.  He covers Jubei...1..2...and kickout.  Neo picks Jubei up and connects with a flying head scissors.  Meanwhile Danger is up on the ringside again yelling at Dexter telling him to get his head out of his ass. Dexter shoves Danger off the apron and walks away.

Danger: THAT BASTARD!

Boggs: Danger don’t seem happy.

Royce: Not at all Randy.

Jubei tags in Devilz Messenger.  They whip Neo into the ropes and connect with a back body drop.  Jubei climbs out as DM goes for the pin...1...2...and Danger’s up on the ropes again bugging Dexter.  Dexter ignores him and walks away.  Dupin opens up a Sunkist and throws it at Dexter hitting him in the back of the head.

Danger: That wasn’t a sunkist. That as orange crush!

Dexter turns around pissed off.  DM whips Neo, and he flies into Dexter. Dexter goes down.  All six men bust into the ring and start fighting.  DD and JA once again are beating the hell out of Potter and Neo.  DD throws Potter over the top rope.  He lands, but gets back up. He grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Potter is yeilding the chair while Max Danger is slapping Dexter in the face trying to get him alert. Potter swings and hits Kensi.  He swings again and Hellz Angel goes down.  Jubei charges at him and drop kicks the chair into his face.  He falls backwards over the top rope.  In the ring now, Kensi and Hellz Angel are laid out while Neo hits the ropes and connects a drop kick to Devilz Messenger, but he doesn’t go down.  He staggers a bit and then Neo charges again.  DM grabs him and whips him accidently into Jubei who goes falling forward.  Dexter is alert again as Danger throws some water on him.  Dexter gets to his feet and spits on Danger.  In the ring now is Kensi and Neo. Neo whips Kensi into the ropes and connects with a side kick.  He goes over and tags Jolly Potter.  Potter steps into the ring as they pick up Kensi and connects a double vertical suplex.  Potter covers...1...HA into the ring....2...he goes to stomp Potter, but Potter moves out of the way and Angel with a stomp to Kensi.  Jubei into the ring and shoves Hellz Angel wondering what just happened. Japan Air and Devilz Darkside are discussing what just happened when Potter and Neo charge the group and splash into them sending all four men through the ropes.  Devilz Darkside get up and back into the ring as does Japan Air.  Kensi tags in Devilz Messenger.  It’s Messenger vs. Potter now.  They lock it up and DM out powers him.  He whips him into the right corner turn buckle.  He runs at him and connects with a splash.  Potter goes down. DM puts his foot on the neck of Potter and starts to choke him.  Neo runs over and elbows Messenger in the back of the head.

Boggs: These men are still going at it...

Royce: I thought for a while it was going to be Japan Air and Devilz Darkside facing one another.

Potter tags Neo back into the ring. He climbs the ropes and connects a missle drop kick to Devilz Messenger.  He coves...1...2...and a kickout by DM.  DM gets to his feet. He picks Neo up and connects with a chokeslam.  Jubei climbs to the top. He jumps off and missed Neo and hits Devilz Messenger.  Hellz Angel gets into the ring to pick Jubei up. Japan Air and Devilz Darkside are arguing again.  Devilz Darkside throw their hands up and walk out of the ring.  Dexter takes off following them trying to get them back into the ring. Kensi takes off after them with a chair.  He runs at Hellz Angel and swings, but clocks Dexter, busting him wide open.  Japan Air and Devilz Darkside stare each other down.  HA pushed Kensi.  Kensi shoves him back.  Wait. Neo and Potter come running at them. And the fight is on again.  Potter slams Jubei into the guard rail.  Danger is in the face of Dexter who is stunned from the shot. Danger is make faces and slapping him in the face.  Danger walks back and sits in his chair and starts hollering at Dexter again. Telling him to get into the ring.  Meanwhile the fight has taken back to the ring where Potter and Kensi are in the ring trading blows.  Kensi goes down.  Potter covers, but there’s no ref.  He gets up and picks Kensi up.  He whips him into the ropes and connects with a clothesline.  Dexter slides into the ring, but still isn’t moving right.  Neo gets into the ring as does Jubei and Devilz Messenger.  Jubei and Neo go at it and Jubei picks him up and connects with a tombstone piledriver. Devilz Messenger connects The Death From Above on Potter as he and Jubei pin Potter and Neo....1...2....3....and DD and Japan Air are your winners.

Randy Boggs: Great victory for Devilz Darkside and Japan Air!

King Royce: Neo and Potter but up a great fight, but it was not to be.

Devilz Darkside start to the back, as Japan Air stares out after them. Jolly Potter and Neophytou are on the outside talking to each other, as Max Danger rolls into the ring. He stands over Dexter, who's forehead is bleeding from an arrant chairshot. Dexter looks up at Danger, and grabs him by the throat. Dexter starts to choke Danger in the corner, until Danger kicks him low! Danger rolls out of the ring, and Dexter quickly jumps out after him. Danger starts to run to the back, and past Devilz Darkside. DD see Danger run by, and turn around. Dexter runs right into them. DD grab Dexter and start to beat on him. Hellz Angel slams Dexter into a support beam, then Devilz Messenger chokeslams him onto the top of the ramp. Dexter is out cold, as DD walk to the back.

Randy Boggs: Dexter finally had enough of Danger's taunts, and went after him, but was stopped by Devilz Darkside.

King Royce: It's great to have big friends who will kick anyone's ass for any reason.

Randy Boggs: And how would you know, you don't have any friends.

King Royce: True, but I do know people who have those types of friends, and they kick my ass constantly.

Randy Boggs: Oh, so that's why you're always sore when you come to staff meetings.

King Royce: Yep, that and a few other things.

Randy Boggs: Like what?

King Royce: I'd rather not get into them right now.

Randy Boggs: Fair enough.

As Japan Air walk to the back, the cameras shift to that very backstage area, where Misfit is shown walking again. He is walking with a purpose, and goes out the back doors. He sees a bus up ahead, and it says "I Kan Express" on the side. Misfit smiles and rubs his hands together. Misfit starts towards the bus, when Sean Jones walks into his path. They stare each other down before Misfit speaks.

Misfit: Do you mind getting out of my fuckin' way!?

Sean Jones: Who says you aren't in my way?

Misfit: Wise ass. I should kick your ass.

Sean Jones: Come on, just try it.

Misfit: I think I just might, but I've got more pressing matters to attend to.

Sean Jones: Oh what, another sneak attack on some unsuspecting wrestler? Oh, how original. I hope you do think that makes you extreme, because you aren't extreme.

Misfit: No, I just take pleasure in other people's misery. And by hurting people, I make myself feel good.

Sean Jones: Well, you're a pussy for doing it. Can't you beat someone's ass face to face?

Misfit: You want to find out?

Sean Jones: Sure, bring it out, punk!

Misfit just smiles and rubs his chin, then takes a swing at Sean Jones. Jones blocks it, and nails Misfit with one of his own. Jones has Misfit reeling, but Misfit starts to come back. They continue to trade blows, when in the background you see Kan and Erika walking out of the "I Kan" Express. They stop and see Misfit and Jones going at it, then start to laugh before walking towards the arena. Misfit and Jones slam each other against some cars, and continue to pummel each other, as we fade back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Well, it looked liked Misfit was going to attack the final former OWA member, Kan, but was stopped by Sean Jones.

King Royce: And those two are going at it, just for the hell of it.

Randy Boggs: I'm sure those two will be in the Extreme Title Death Match Tournament.

King Royce: Oh I would think so.

Randy Boggs: Well, it's time for some MORE commercials, but don't go away folks, because just ahead is our main event!

The cameras fade back to Misfit and Sean Jones beating on each other in the parking lot again, before showing commercials for miniature "I Kan" Expresses, Misfit and Sean Jones parking lot brawl posters, and replica Extreme Titles.

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We fade back in from commercials, and are showing more of Misfit and Sean Jones in the parking lot. Jones slams Misfit against a production truck, but Misfit dodges the right hook. Misfit unloads with some of his own rights, but Jones comes back with some of his own. They continue to beat on each other as we fade into the arena.

Randy Boggs: Man, those two are still going at it!

King Royce: They don't really have a past, but they sure are fighting like they do!

Randy Boggs: I'm getting word that RJ is backstage with our President Max Danger. RJ?

The cameras switch to the backstage area, where RJ is standing with our President, Max Danger.

RJ: Yes, thank you guys. Now Mr. President, Dex...

Max yanks the mic from RJ's hands.

Max Danger: Dexter, you piece of shit! Don't you EVER lay your hands on me again! Because if you do, I will fire your ass! But you are still having your match with Joz tonight, so get ready. Dexter, this will be your final brush with the World Championship, so you had better make the most of it!

RJ: *with a new mic* Now, there...

Max Danger: Shut the fuck up! Now, there's some other things I need to discuss. After seeing Misfit and Sean Jones battle it out through the parking lot, I have decided to add their names to the Death Match Tournament. However, they will be on opposite sides of the brackets, and will get first round byes. The other matches will be announced later this week in my Two Sunkists and A Thought Column on the YoYo Newsite. Now, I've got another announcement, that pertains to the Jay D-Teichi Best of Five Series. Well, Teichi was injured earlier tonight, and has been released by the GFWA for causing backstage problems. Because of this, I'm rewarding Jay D with a Junior Title shot at The Danger Zone PPV in two weeks. It will be against Johnny Street, and it will be a great matchup. Anyway, speaking of Street, he will be going one on one with The Crow next week in a non-title match. Street's little feuding buddy, Lou Nattik will be facing Chris Hunter, also a non-title shot. That was Street's idea. He says, Lou will not get a title shot until he proves himself, so I think beating the TV Champion would be proving himself, that is.. if he can! And finally, Colin Baird will take on Bronx with Chris Hunter, yep he's pulling double-duty, as the sepcial guest ref. Well, that is all, I've got to go watch that main event!

Max Danger walks off, as RJ just stares into the camera. We fade back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Those are going to be some great matches next week on Rumble, King.

King Royce: Sure are, Max really knows how to book a show!

Randy Boggs: Well, it's almost time for our main event, so...

Randy doesn't get to finish as the cameras fade backstage once again, where Devilz Darkside are sitting in their locker room. Suddenly their door flies open, and in walks Japan Air. Devilz Darkside come to their feet, and the four men go toe-to-toe.

Jubei: I thought it was agreed that we'd all work well as a team until we got the chance to get the Tag Titles onto ONE team?

Hellz Angel: You should have thought about that before your buddy, Kensi, came at me with that chair. Some tag team partner, he is.

Kensi: Hey, you deserved the chairshot! You don't just walk out on a match.

Devilz Messenger: We were only going to walk out to avoid any type of confrontation between us.

Jubei: Well, what's done is done, but we've got more problems ahead of us.

Hellz Angel: And what exactly is that, all knowing bastard!?

Kensi: You and I are going to be teaming up again Angel, to defend our titles.

Hellz Angel: So what?

Jubei: It's againts me and Devilz Messenger.

Devilz Messenger: Now that's fucked up.

The four continue to talk as the camera shifts back to the arena.

Randy Boggs: Whoa! Hellz Angel and Kensi versus Jubei and Devilz Messenger for the Tag Team Titles next week!

King Royce: And the MegaPowers explode!!

Randy Boggs: What?

King Royce: It just seemed appropriate, I dunno.

Randy Boggs: Right, well, it is NOW time for our main event, so hurry up and grab a coke and popcorn folks, because this is going to be one hell of a match.

JOSTRODOMUS(c) vs. DEXTER
Non-Title Regular Rules Match

"Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine hits, as our President Max Danger returns, with a new WHITE Armani suit on. The fans start to boo as loud as they can. He walks around the ring, and takes a seat in his black recliner. Then "Basket Case" by Green Day kicks up and out walks Dexter, who is still wearing the referee's shirt from earlier. He heads towards the ring, as the fans get on their feet and cheer. Dexter goes straight for Danger when "God Bless The Dead" by 2pac hits, and out walks the GFWA World Champion, Jostrodomus. The arena erupts, as Joz makes his way towards the ring. Dexter grabs Danger by the throat and starts to choke him, when Joz turns him around, and nails him with a right. Another right by Joz, and Dexter falls onto Danger! Joz grabs Dexter by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Joz with a haymaker, but Dexter ducks, and suplexes Joz onto Danger and his recliner!!! Dexter tosses Joz off, and grabs Danger. Dexter goes to hit Danger, but Joz grabs his arm and spins him around. Dexter, however, takes Joz down with a big clothesline! Dexter turns back to Danger who is crawling away. Dexter grabs his foot, and pulls him back. Dexter brings Danger to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Dexter climbs onto the apron, but Joz pulls him back off. Joz with some rights, then whips Dexter into the guardrail! Dexter stumbles from the railing, and gets kicked in the stomach. Joz grabs Dexter's head, and starts to knee him! Joz lifts up Dexter and drops him across the railing!! Joz finally rolls into the ring, and the ref calls for the bell. Joz goes towards Danger, who slides out of the ring.

Randy Boggs: Man both men are taking it to each other before the bell!

King Royce: Yeah, but Dexter was wanting Danger, not Joz.

Randy Boggs: He had better focus on Joz now though, or he'll quickly lose to the champ.

Dexter climbs back into the ring, and Joz pounces. Joz with some rights to Dexter's face, then whips him to the ropes. Clothesline takes Dexter down. Dexter pops back up pretty quickly, though, but Joz takes him down with another clothesline. Joz brings Dexter back to his feet and whips him into the corner. Joz follows in with a big clothesline! Dexter stumbles out of the corner, and Joz climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Dexter turns around and Joz knocks him down with a flying shoulder tackle! 1... 2.. kick out! Joz unloads with some rights before lifting Dexter to his feet. Irish whip is reversed by Dexter. Joz slides between Dexter's legs. Dexter swings at Joz, who ducks, and hits a belly to belly suplex on Dexter! 1... 2... kick out!! Joz picks up Dexter and unloads with some more rights. Irish whip by Joz. Back body drop by Joz! Joz follows up with a legdrop. 1... 2.. kick out! Joz picks Dexter up again, and hits a delayed vertical suplex! 1..... 2... kick out again!

Randy Boggs: Jostrodomus is in control right now, and is getting several near falls.

King Royce: I think Dexter still has Danger on his mind, and that can't be good.

Joz gets Dexter in a reverse chinlock, and puts his knee into Dexter's back. Dexter fires off a couple of elbows to get free. Dexter goes to the ropes, but gets taken down with a big boot! Joz with the reverse chinlock again. Dexter back to his feet, and fires off two more elbows. Joz holds on this time, so Dexter improvises. He lifts Joz up for a back suplex, but doesn't drop him down. He holds onto Joz's legs, and lets the rest of Joz's body slump down and hang behind Dexter. Dexter then whips Joz over and slams him hard to the mat backfirst! Dexter falls to a knee, then makes the cover. 1..... 2... kick out! Dexter lifts Joz up by his hair, then hits a backbreaker! Dexter leaves Joz on his knee, and pushes down on his knees and chin! Joz gets a thumb into Dexter's eye to break it. Dexter shakes it off, but walks into a hard right hand from Joz. Another one and Dexter takes a step back. Joz goes for another one, but Dexter catches it, pulls it behind Joz's back in a hammerlock, then grabs the other hand, and locks on the Crossface Chicken Wing!! Dexter falls down with Joz, and wraps him up with his legs!!!!!

Randy Boggs: Crossface Chicken Wing from Dexter!!

King Royce: Joz isn't getting out of this hold, Randy!

Joz is trying to get free, but can't. Joz finally gets his Dexter's legs off him, and starts to inch towards the ropes. He's almost there. Almost there, and Dexter releases the hold. He grabs Joz and brings him to the center of the ring, and locks it on again!! He doesn't have his legs wrapped around Joz though, so Joz is slowly able to inch towards the ropes. Dexter has it locked on tightly, but Joz is still nearing the ropes. Joz is almost there. Just a few inches, and Dexter releases the hold again! Dexter pulls Joz to the center of the ring, and gets the hammerlock. He goes to lock up the other arm, but Joz won't let him. Joz grabs the back up Dexter's head, and nails him with a Stunner!!!! Both men are down!!!

Randy Boggs: What a counter by the champ!!

King Royce: That was quite impressive.

Dexter is the first to his feet, as Joz slowly gets to his in the corner. Dexter walks over to Joz, and Joz kicks him in the face. Dexter backs up, and comes back in again. Another boot to the face. Dexter backs up, and comes back in a third time. Joz goes to kick him, but Dexter catches his leg. Joz hops on one leg, making Dexter's back to the corner now. Joz takes swings at Dexter but can't reach him. Dragon Screw Legwhip by Dexter!! Sharpshooter by Dexter!! Joz tries to muscle out, but can't! Joz is reaching for the ropes, but is inches short. Dexter sees him almost making the ropes, and pulls him to the center of the ring!!!! Dexter tells the ref to ask him. Joz yells "No" repeatedly just in case. Joz tries to push up and out of the move, but doesn't have the strength. Joz continues to say no, as he inches towards the ropes. Joz is getting closer to the ropes every second. Joz makes the ropes!! Dexter holds on until the count of four, then releases. He jumps up and sits down onto Joz's back! He does it again! Dexter picks up Joz and whips him to the ropes! Abdominal stretch by Dexter in the center of the ring!

Randy Boggs: From one submission to the other, Dexter is just giving a clinic out there.

King Royce: You've got to remember, Joz suffered a slight back injury in his match with Chaos at the top of the show. He could still be feeling the affects of that match.

Randy Boggs: True, but more power to Dexter for exploiting it.

Joz continues to shout "No!" everytime the ref asks him if he gives. Dexter punches away at Joz's ribs, while in the hold. Joz won't give. Dexter pulls back on Joz's arm some more, bringing more pain. Joz finally musters up enough strength to hiptoss Dexter over! Joz falls to one knee though. Dexter back up, and Joz fires off shots to the stomach. Dexter brushes them off, and nails Joz with one stiff shot to the forehead, knocking Joz on his back. Dexter leans over to pick Joz up, but Joz small packages him!!! 1... 2.. kick out!! Dexter is up quickly, and clotheslines a sitting Joz! Dexter picks Joz up, then puts his own head between Joz's legs. Dexter lifts Joz up onto his shoulders, then hooks his legs as Joz starts to lean backwards. Dexter grabs Joz's arms, and starts to pull on them. Gory Special by Dexter!!

Randy Boggs: Wow! That is one hell of a move by Dexter!!

King Royce: There is NO WAY Joz is getting out of that!

Joz isn't giving up though. Joz lets out a loud scream, and powers his arms free from Dexter's! Joz sits upright on Dexter's shoulders, and starts to punch away at his head! Dexter just falls foward, dropping Joz onto the top rope!! Joz falls onto the apron! Dexter gets to his feet, and lifts Joz up. Dexter applies the Tarantula on Joz!!!!!!!!! The ref counts to four and Dexter releases. Dexter hooks Joz up to suplex him back into the ring, but Joz hangs onto the ropes. Dexter tries again, but Joz blocks again. Joz tries to suplex Dexter, but doesn't have the strength. Dexter just breaks out of the hold, and dropicks Joz! He goes flying off the apron and into the guardrail!!

Randy Boggs: Well, Joz is able to get out of the holds for now, but sooner or later he won't be able to.

King Royce: You're right, and now that he just slammed his back into the guardrail, it'll be easier for Dexter to make him submit.

Dexter jumps out of the ring and walks over to the fallen Joz. Dexter grabs Joz by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Dexter whips Joz into the ring steps!!! Dexter walks over and grabs Joz again. Dexter pushes Joz back up against the steps! Dexter rips off the top steps, and lays Joz on the bottom steps, on his stomach. Dexter grabs the ring steps, and goes to drop them onto Joz's back, but the ref stops him! Dexter tosses the steps aside, and walks over to Joz. Low blow by Joz!! Joz DDTs Dexter onto the bottom steps out of desperation!!! Both men are down! Joz pulls himself up with the guardrail, and starts to walk around ringside to get feeling back into his back. Dexter gets to his knees, and shakes the cobwebs out. He slides into the ring, as Joz gets onto the apron. Dexter grabs Joz and tries to suplex him back into the ring. Joz blocks it again, by holding onto the ropes. He blocks a second attempt by Dexter. Joz tries one of his own, but Dexter blocks. They break holds, and Dexter takes a swing at Joz. Joz ducks, and picks Dexter up for a back suplex!! Joz suplexes Dexter out of the ring and through the announce table!!!!!!!!!!! Joz falls to the ground, having used all his strength for that move.

Randy Boggs: Oh my god!!!! Dexter just came crashing through our table!!!!

King Royce: That bastard!

Randy Boggs: Joz just used up all his strength to do this move, so he had better hope it works.

Joz tries to get up, but falls back down, holding his back. Dexter sits up, and tries to stand, but falls back down, clutching his back as well. Joz gets to his knees, and holds his back. The ref comes out, and helps Joz to his feet. Joz rolls back into the ring, and just lays there, waiting for Dexter. Dexter struggles to his feet, and is leaning on the ring apron for support. He finally rolls in, as Joz gets help from the ref to get up. Dexter charges at Joz, but he moves, and Dexter spears the ref!!! Joz didn't need the ref, but was just using him. Dexter turns around, and Joz connects with a superkick!! Dexter falls out onto the apron. Joz goes at Dexter with a clothesline, but Dexter ducks. Joz turns around, and Dexter springboards back in with a dropkick!! Joz falls back into the corner. Dexter charges in, and Joz gets his foot up. Dexter does a 360 and comes right back at Joz. Joz moves out of the way, and Dexter hits the corner hard! Joz rolls up Dexter!!! There's no ref!!!

Randy Bogggs: Joz might have had Dexter there, but there was no ref.

King Royce: Always like the refs to lay down on the job. That's why we need more people like Dexter to ref matches.

Joz jumps to the outside and grabs a chair. He brings it back into the ring, and waits for Dexter to get up and turn around. Dexter is up, and turns around. Joz lifts the chair up, and is about to hit Dexter when "Prince Charming" by Metallica starts to play! Joz drops the chair and looks at the entrance away, as the fans immediately start to boo. Through the curtains walks the OWA World Heavyweight Champion, Kan, and at his side is Erika. Kan has a mic in hand.

Kan: Jostrodomus, what a poor, poor idiot. You carry around a piece of hardware that means jackshit. You see, that GFWA Championship is meaningless. It hasn't meant anything since our worthless Commish, The Butcher, won the thing from Phobia. No, my title, the OWA World Title, is the true World Championsihp around here. I am the REAL World Champion, Joz!

Kan starts walking towards the ring, as he talks.

Kan: See, you can't even win on your own. You have to use outside objects. Like earlier when you used that steel chair to beat Chaos, another worthless bum, and just now you were going to clean Dexter's clock with one. What's your problem? Not enough confidence in your own abilities, that you must grab a foreign object in order to finish off an opponent. And it's not like you're facing world class competition, like, I don't know, anyone BUT Dexter and Chaos. But, hey, not everyone can be the type of athlete that I am, and not everyone can wear the REAL World Championship around their waists, like I am now.

Kan walks up the steps, and stands on the apron.

Kan: *looking down* It's funny really.. *Kan looks up and at Joz and Dexter* ... I.....

Joz and Dexter both punch Kan in the face, knocking him off the apron, as the arena erupts. Joz continues to mouth Kan, when Dexter taps him on the shoulder. Joz turns around, and Dexter nails him with the Flatliner!!!! Dexter covers but there's still no ref! Dexter walks over to try and revive the ref, but no dice. Dexter then wipes his face on his sleeve, then looks up as if he has a plan. Dexter covers Joz again, and starts to count for himself, since he's an official ref with the shirt on. 1.... 2..... thre... KICK OUT!!! Joz kicked out of the Flatliner!!!! Dexter is in shock, and covers Joz again, only he counts faster! 1.. 2.. THRE.. KICK OUT!!! Joz kicked out again!! Dexter walks over and picks up the chair. He waits for Joz to get to his feet. When he does, Dexter lifts up the chair and goes to hit Joz! He comes within inches of doing so, before he is lifted up and slammed down with a German suplex from Max Danger!!! Max rolls through and stands back up with Dexter. Max switches from the German suplex to the Tiger Suplex and connects with it!!! Max rolls through around, and switches to a full nelson, then hits the Dragon Suplex!!!!!! Max jumps up and yells "Whoo!". He turns around and his blasted with the chair by Joz!!! Danger falls out of the ring.

Randy Boggs: Man, Dexter almost beat Joz after the Flatliner by counting for himself, but just took too long to realize he could.

King Royce: What's this all about with Kan? Claiming he's the REAL world champ. What the hell!?

Randy Boggs: I dunno, but that was one hell of a maneuver by Max Danger. Three different suplexes in succession. Just brilliant.

King Royce: I thought I was the Danger mark?

Joz tosses down the chair, and checks on the ref. He's still out, so Joz goes over and covers Dexter anyway. He uses Dexter's hand to count. 1..... 2.... thre... kick out!!!! DEXTER KICKED OUT!!!!! Joz does the same thing Dexter did a moment ago, and count again, only faster this time. 1. 2.. kick out!!! Joz picks up Dexter and whips him to the ropes. Joz gets Dexter set up for the #1 Stunna[rock bottom], but Dexter blocks, and goes for another Flatliner! Joz blocks that, and finally nails the #1 Stunna!!!! He makes the cover as the ref finally comes to. ONE................................ TWO............................ THREE!!!! Joz wins!!!! "God Bless The Dead" hits as Joz rolls off of Dexter, and gets to his knees. The ref raises his hand.

Randy Boggs: Jostrodomus has done it! He's defeated Dexter!

King Royce: What a match, Randy! Just another awesome main event from the GFWA!

Joz gets his belt from the ref, and gets to his feet. He turns around, and Kan clocks him with the OWA World Title!!! Kan picks up the GFWA Title, and stands over Joz. Max Danger slides into the ring, and gets in Dexter's face and starts to talk trash.

Randy Boggs: Folks we are out of time!! We'll see you next week for more exciting GFWA action on Saturday Rumble!!!!

King Royce: Snoogans!!!!

We fade to black with the final image being Kan holding both of the GFWA and OWA World Titles high into the air above Joz, with trash littering the ring.