Saturday, February 17th, 2001
Cow Palace in San Francisco, California
Only on the Playboy Channel

As another arousing Playboy special ends, we get some of the Playmates talking about how great the next show is. It's erotic, titalating, and naughty. It's the GFWA's Saturday Night Rumble. We fade into a small video package on what went down last week on Rumble. From the no decision in the Little Jack-Payne match, to Chaos' win over Dexter, with a little outside help. We fade into the GFWA logo, which prompts the opening video to start up. That gets cut off halfway through, as the cameras cut to the Cow Palace. At the front doors are several men holding up signs, like "Max Danger Sold Out!", "We Were Screwed!", and "The GFWA fears OWA!". As the cameras go past the men, you can see their Omega Wrestling Alliance t-shirts, with their names on the back. They are Bronx, Kan, J.J. $tudd, Tony Gold, Misfit, Jolly Potter, Neophytou, Syn, Edgecrusher, and Tyler Hendrix. They continue to shout about how they were mistreated as we fade into the arena. Fireworks shoot all over the place as the GFWA theme plays. The fireworks come to an end, and the lights kick up. Every last fan is on their feet and screaming at the top of their lungs. Well, not one section. In the upper deck, a large section, about four rows are not standing, but sitting and being silent. Some hold up a large sign that reads, "The OWA was screwed! Death to GFWA!". The camera quickly zooms away from the sign, because it's just bad publicity. The cameras start to pan the crowd, showing such signs as "Dexter Was Robbed!", "Crossing-Dressing Payne, the Ultimate Gimmick", and "Where's The Fun?". The cameras stop their panning as we hear the two lovely voices, so beautiful infact, that they were offered recording contracts just before the show. Anyway, the cameras focus in on Randy Boggs and King Royce.

Randy Boggs: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Rumble! We are coming to you live on the Playboy Channel here at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California! I'm your host for this evening, and I'm being joined by the always pleasant, King Royce! Nice seeing you again, King.

King Royce: Yeah, whatever. I'm the King of Swing and I drive the ladies wild. King Royce is the name, and don't you all forget it!

Boggs: Uh, right. King, tonight is going to be one hell of a night. I can just feel it.

Royce: Feel what?

Boggs: The excitement. The raw emotion. And...

Royce: The gentle touching of another man's hand to your anus. HAHAHAHA!!!

Boggs: Boy, you just aren't funny.

Royce: Shut up.

Boggs: No! But I will get on with this introduction. Folks, tonight is going to be the biggest night in the GFWA's history! We have six big matches lined up for you tonight, as we hit the stretch run towards the Invasion Pay Per View!

Royce: Free Per View, you moron.

Boggs: Whatever it is, King, it's going to be an awesome night! But that's not for another week. Tonight is Saturday Rumble, and we have to get some matches out of the way before we can even think about Invasion.

Royce: Right, like the big seven-man Extreme Battle Royal to determine who faces Tombstone at Invasion for the Extreme Title!

Boggs: Right, and the rules are simple. It's anything goes. In order to eliminate someone, you must either pin them for the 1-2-3, make them submit, or toss them over the top rope with BOTH feet hitting the ground.

Royce: And the participants of the match will be Stuck, Kent Blade, Sean Jones, Danny Starr, Shaun Anderson, and two mystery men.

Boggs: Who do you think they are, King?

Royce: Adam King and Skarrphace.

Boggs: Why do you say that?

Royce: Because that's WHO I want to be in it.

Boggs: Oh, well, whomever is the mystery men, they had better be in an extreme mood, because this one will not be pretty.

Royce: No it won't, which could be a good thing.

Boggs: Why is that?

Royce: Because.... I don't know. Violence just rules!!!

Boggs: Ok, well, also tonight we will have two new signees, Teichi and Shawn Springs competiting in what should be a great high-flying affair.

Royce: It's about time we got some new light heavies. We've needed those.

Boggs: Yes we have, and these two should not disappoint. Both have the skills necessary, and will most likely showcase them here tonight, and hopefully impress the executives enough to give them a shot at the Light Heavyweight Title.

Royce: I think it's a little too early for a title shot, but you never know. They could be that damn good.

Boggs: Yes they could, and speaking of that damn good, Payne and Little Jack will...

Royce: Wait, why did "that damn good" remind you of Payne and Little Jack?

Boggs: Because they are two amazing athletes.

Royce: Oh, ok. Carry on then.

Boggs: Alrighty. The US Heavyweight Champion, Little Jack, will be teaming up with former stablemate, Payne...

Royce: A man who doesn't know what the hell he is.

Boggs: Right, and they will take on the Light Heavyweight Champion and Number One Contender to the US Title, Sonic Youth, and Jason Stone.

Royce: Should be a great contest, IF they can all work together. Because last week, Payne and Little Jack were having tough, back and forth match for the US Title until Jason Stone ruined it, causing the no decision.

Boggs: Exactly, and you can bet that both men want to get their hands on Stone for that.

Royce: I know I would.

Boggs: Well, also tonight, Japan Air will return as a team to team up with Johnny Street, who will be taking Sonic Youth for the Light Heavyweight Title in a Ladder Match at Invasion, to take on Devilz Darkside and Tombstone! This one should be excellent!

Royce: Anytime you put Japan Air and Devilz Darkside into the ring together, you will get something special. And I can't wait to see Kensi and Hellz Angel hook up in the center of the ring!

Boggs: That will be something else, King.

Royce: But Street and Tombstone will be the decided factors in this match, I think. Whatever they do will affect the outcome of this match one way or another.

Boggs: And our main event features two men who aren't exactly the best of friends. Chaos, the GFWA World Champion, will be putting his belt on the line against rival, Jostrodomus. That one will be spectacular!

Royce: Chaos can have a good match with a broom stick, and Joz is much, much better than a broom stick, so this could be a match of the year candidate.

Boggs: It very well could be, but we'll have to wait and find out!

Royce: We don't HAVE to, but we will nonetheless.

Boggs: Riiiight, well anyway.... HEY! What's that?

The G-Tron begins to flicker and a video clip begins to play. Jostrodomus steps on the apron, turns Chaos around, and nails him right in the face with the knucks! Chaos is out cold again! Joz starts to leaves and walk up the ramp, but before he goes to the back, from behind the curtains comes Chiaroscuro. As Joz thought he could be extreme, he gets nailed in the head with none other than a what? A SNOW SHOVEL! Chiaroscuro just knocked Jostrodomus out with a snow shovel, and he goes backstage for a minute, and comes out on a John Deere 425 Lawn Mower with a snow plow on the front. He drops the plow and he begins pushing Jostrodomus closer and closer to the edge of the stage, until he is at the edge and plows Joz right off of the stage and through a food stand! Chiaroscuro dives from off of the John Deere and hits a huge flipping senton bomb on top of Jostrodomus. Chiaroscuro continues this onslaught until he thinks it is enough. Chiaroscuro slings Jostrodomus over his shoulder as he walks out of the cameras view. The video clip comes to an end, and the cameras cut backstage.

Chiaroscuro is on the outside of the arena as he is having some sort of mis-communication with a security guard, apparently he doesn't like seeing another GFWA wrestler slung over another's shoulder, as Chiaroscuro has Jostrodomus slung over his. Chiaroscuro still has Jostrodomus from last Saturday's Rumble, as he is getting revenge for all of The Silenca's attacks. But, out of the shadows, somebody comes to attack Chiaroscuro. As he hears their footsteps, he waits patiently for them to get into striking distance, and as he does, he drops Joz like a box of rocks, and he nails a stiff right cross on SONIC YOUTH! Sonic Youth gets up as he is reeling, and Chiaroscuro nails another right cross sending him to the ground. As Sonic Youth gets up, he goes at Chiaroscuro, but Chiaroscuro sidesteps and just pushes him to the cold, hard, concrete face first. As Sonic Youth lays there helplessly, Chiaroscuro picks him up and he hits the Sonic Blast to Sonic Youth. Jostrodomus is finally awakening from his week of hell as Chiaroscuro walks up to him and gives him a right cross which puts him out of his misery again, making him semi-unconscious. Chiaroscuro just picks him up, and he gives him the Darkness of Light on top of the helpless Sonic Youth as The Silencas they on the concrete just outside the garage area of the arena. The security guard finally lets Chiaroscuro through, but Chiaroscuro does something nobody has seen him do before, not pounce upon his prey. Chiaroscuro is in the garage area. . . and we fade back to the arena.

Boggs: Uh..... ok.

Royce: What was that all about?

Boggs: I don't know. Chiaroscuro had Joz and Sonic Youth there, but did nothing.

Royce: What a disgrace. Danger probably won't like him not taking advantage of the two helpless victims.

Boggs: Probably not, but Danger has problems of his own, because there's some anger OWA wrestlers outside.

Royce: Right, and we have taken their former color commentary, RJ, and made him a backstage reporter while Denise Lopez, the hottie, is off making a movie.

Boggs: Right, Police Academy 2001. Yup, it'll suck.

Royce: I hear there's going to be a nude scene with Denise.

Boggs: Cool. But anyway, let's go back to RJ, who is with the disgruntled wrsetlers. RJ?

The cameras cut to the outside of the arena, where the OWA wrestlers are still protesting. RJ is there with a mic in hand. He pushes up his glasses and begins to speak.

RJ: Thank you, Randy. These men that you see are not happy. They had their careers taken from them by one Max Danger. Their entire lives were destroyed all because of money. The OWA was losing it, while the GFWA was raking in the cash. Why not just give some of the GFWA to the OWA, you ask? Well Danger doesn't loan money, not even to his other company. It was, to him and the executives, best to just close up shop on the OWA and get the GFWA back to it's old form. I'm going to be inclined to agree with his decision, but these men feel different. I have one-half of the OWA Tag Team Champions, Jolly Potter, here. Mr. Potter, how do you feel about what has happened with the OWA?

Jolly Potter: Well, RJ, I hate it! I loved the OWA, and now it's gone. I was having a wonderful time, and was making a name for myself there. I am one-half of the tag team champions, but it means shit now.

RJ: So exactly why have you all come down to this GFWA show?

Potter: Because we want some answers from Max Danger himself. He doesn't reply to emails, letters, or telephone calls. We've tried the OWA AND GFWA offices, but he's never in. He has screwed us out of our livelihoods, and isn't man enough to face us. All we want are answers... and a job.

RJ: I feel for you, I really do. But don't you think you could just ask Jessica, Max's wife, and she could get you a job here?

Potter: We've tried, and all she's said is send in tapes of your work, and we'll consider it. What the hell is that!? She ran the OWA up until its final days. She knows what we are capable of! She's just a bitch!

Voice: Shut your mouth, you bum!

Everyone looks over, and it's Max Danger. He had just stepped out of his limo. With him is his wife, Jessica Barrett-Dox. He walks up to RJ and Potter.

Max Danger: Hey, guys. It's kinda cold out here, maybe you should step inside. Oh wait, you aren't apart of the GFWA! Hahaha! Get on with your lives, gentlemen, the OWA is dead. The GFWA is the place to be now, and like my wife has been telllin' you, just send in some tapes and we'll look into hiring you. But if you don't mind, I have a show to run, so come on guys.

Max Danger grabs Jessica's hand, and they walk past the picket line. Then three of the wrestlers, Bronx, Kan, and Misfit, put down their signs and follow Danger into the building. The rest of the small group looks at those three men like they had just betrayed them, and are wondering what the hell is up. The cameras cut back into the arena.

Boggs: Well, the OWA wrestlers want answers, but Danger hasn't given them.

Royce: But why did three of the men follow Danger into the building?

Boggs: I don't know, King.

Royce: Seems a bit odd.

Boggs: The G-Tron is acting up again, King.

The G-tron flashes again as it shows Chiaroscuro in his locker room with the rest of the High Society members; Tombstone, Devilz Messenger, Hellz Angel, and the just arriving Max Danger. Chiaroscuro is acting as a leader-like figure as he is just about to speak about some people of the GFWA. Mainly, The Silencas. Chiaroscuro does something before he speaks though, he goes into his briefcase, and he pulls something out of it. . .it's the mask that has been tattered and torn throughout Chiaroscuro's months in the GFWA. It is the mask that was brutalized throughout the brutal match between Chiaroscuro and Tombstone. But why, why did they become High Society members, was this all a plan? Was this one of Max Danger's genius plans? No, it wasn't, look on, and you'll see.

Chiaroscuro: For once in my life I actually felt good about myself. For once in my life I was high above many people's game in the GFWA. I held a prestigious title in the federation, and I was at the peak of my game. But it virtually changed, as I wasn't quite myself, as the man behind the mask had been changing from months before. The first time I noticed that I was changing was before the first time I left the GFWA, I wasn't seen for two weeks straight during the week, but in my matches I got torn apart; In my match against Va'Iga, I had somewhat of a change, but with my match against The UnKnown A.K.A. Faze, I had gotten torn apart. But I was virtually a rookie to everybody then, nobody has seen me as something. That is when the Vice President of the company had told Matt McLean I had quit the GFWA. Why would somebody do that, was it because I haven't been showing up? It wasn't my fault, to tell you the truth. The way I found my change was when I took my mask off for one of my very first times, and to tell you the truth, it was my last time until the Tombstone match came. I noticed that I was being overwhelmed by some sort of force, and I was turning , turning into something that nobody had known. I was changing into some demonic mutant. I was basically not the same as I'd known myself, you could barely see me, I literally had a green force-field around my whole body, besides my face. But was it a force field? I think not, I just think that it was a sign. The total amount of time I was gone since my last match was six weeks, but I hadn't known whether or not I was still in the midst of changing, and I didn't want to check either. For I knew that the time would eventually come. I faced many opponents through that strenuous time, and I eventually learned of my extremities. Capturing the Extreme Title from a legend, and losing it to another legend, but that's what I had to do. It happened for a reason, because that was the last stage of my change. For I said that I shall take my mask off if I win or lose, but I lost, and I think that was better. Basically, what I'm telling you four men is that I shall win my matches, now that I've learned of what's happened and put it on the side. I've overcame Jostrodomus from the attacks that he's brought upon us, and look what I did to him for the following week, I put him through a living hell. And now look what I just did to The Silencas, I obliterated the two of them by myself, and they say that we've got size in numbers. It looked as if they had size in numbers there, but what happened? I overcame both of them unscathed.

Tombstone looks on as it looks like he's just been enlightened.

Tombstone: Look, Chiaroscuro, we all know that you have the strength and power, but you still have not told us your plan, and that somewhat worries us. We do not know what you're to do, and you could get yourself hurt, or maybe even killed. I'm a bit weary of your path for the rest of the event, but I think you should enlighten us a little bit of what is to happen here. I know that you can handle yourself, seeing that you've taken not one, but TWO Decapitators throughout our match-up, but the third was just too much, but that's not the point. We're all forces, we're all part of a pact, an alliance if you will. But, what is an alliance if we do not know of your plans?

Tombstone pauses, and Chiaroscuro notices the chance to talk as he begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: Well, the GFWA is always watching over us, and if I shall let out just a little bit of my plan, it'll unfold. Fans will start rumors of what shall happen, and I don't want that to happen. So it shall all be explained when it happens, after it happens, but it definitely shall not be explained BEFORE it happens. For this is clearly confidential, and I'm not leaving this building tonight until this is done, why should I? Why should I stand for this? I shouldn't stand for this, and I'm not going to stand for this. Everybody is going to learn a lesson tonight. And the world shall see what the lesson is throughout the night, for I'm not one to take lightly, and that's what has been happening lightly.

Tombstone: Ah, I see now, but you will also tell us why you did it too, none of the questions are to be left untold.

Chiaroscuro: You shall all see what happens, as it takes place, I'll explain everything as it happens, and everything later, but for now, I shall see you guys later.

Tombstone, Devilz Darkside, and Max Danger look on in bewilderment as Chiaroscuro walks out of the door by himself and down the hall.

Boggs: What's Chiarscuro have planned for tonight, King?

Royce: I don't know, but I wouldn't want to be any of the GFWA Superstars tonight, because ANYONE could be a target.

Boggs: Right, and we have seven of those men in the ring right now.

---EXTREME BATTLE ROYAL---
[Stuck .vs. Danny Starr .vs. Kent Blade .vs. ??? .vs. ??? .vs. Sean Jones .vs. Shaun Anderson]

Randy Boggs: It appears that the Extreme Battle Royal will be up next.

King Royce: That's exactly right Boggs, and it's for the #1 contender spot for the Extreme title, and what a bout it'll be.

Randy Boggs: There are also two mystery opponents in this match-up, who do you think they'll be?

King Royce: Well, since there aren't any many people left who fight, or want to fight in the extreme division besides the new people that we know of, then it'd have to be an OWA guy.

Randy Boggs: Ah, you aren't totally stupid King, you actually do scout other federations.

King Royce: Well yeah, I scouted the OWA because there was some speculation of a merge between the GFWA and the OWA.

Randy Boggs: Good point, but there is something else about this match-up. Since everybody in this match have just been signed to a GFWA contract, the front office doesn't have their theme music or highlight reels, so we don't know exactly how everybody is going to come out.

King Royce: Believe me Randy, with the creative  moves these wrestlers come up with, they'll figure out a creative way to come to the ring.

Randy Boggs: King look at this, you're right about this, they're coming to the ring in a creative way.

As the last word comes out of Randy Boggs' mouth, you see Stuck coming down to the ring from the entrance way. You see Kent Blade walking through the crowd directly behind the announce table. Then, we get another camera view as it shows another man, with a bag over his head with eye holes cut through it begins walking towards the ring apron next to where Stuck and Kent blade are, the man is probably one of the mystey men. Then from the far side of the arena straight ahead of the mystery man is the 2nd mystery man of the bout. He walks from his side of the arena to the ring apron. Stuck his staring at Kent Blade who's on the other side of the ring standing next to the apron. The 1st Mystery Man is staring at the 2nd Mystery Man who is standing next to the far side apron. Then three other men begin walking to the ring; Danny Starr, Sean Jones, and Shaun Anderson. They're each in three different corners of the arena as they begin walking towards the ring. As they approach their guard rails they hop over them with ease as they reach the three ring posts. The only ring post that isn't covered is where the steel steps are. Seven men are surrounding the ring as it looks as if all of them are staring somebody down. The only man that isn't staring down anybody is Sean Jones as he is staring at the corner with nothing but the ring steps. Four men have to get into the ring, and the four that decide to go into the ring are; Stuck, Sean Jones, Danny Starr, and Shaun Anderson. Only four men are allowed to be in the ring at the same time as both mystery men and Kent Blade stand on the outside awaiting for somebody to get thrown out so they can enter the match-up. Stuck automatically hooks up with Danny Starr as Sean Jones hooks up with Shaun Anderson. Stuck gets the advantage during the grapple as he gets Starr in a headlock. He is wrenching on his neck as he is inching closer and closer to the ropes. As he has him in the headlock by the ropes he wrenches down and Starr does somewhat of a flip and flies over the top ropes landing on both feet. As Danny Starr has landed out of the ring the 1st Mystery Opponent is in the ring. As you look towards Sean Jones you see Shaun Anderson held straight up in the air for approximately ten seconds. Jones is letting all of the blood rush to Anderson's head as he drops him down hard on his back with a suplex! He picks him up again, but brings him to the turnbuckle, Jones irish whips him to the far side turnbuckle and he runs in with a cross body. Anderson plops down to the ground face first as Jones springboards off of the top rope and lands a 360º elbow drop. He drags him around the ring by his hair as he sets him up horizontal to the turnbuckle. Jones climbs to the top rope nonchalantly as Stuck runs to the ropes to try knocking him out of the ring. Jones jumps right before stuck gets there, and Stuck's shoulder nails the ring post. As Jones jumped off he did a flipping senton landing perfectly onto Anderson. He was at a two count as he jumped off of him. Jones picks Anderson up by the hair, and whips him to the ropes, Anderson comes back and he gets him in a Samoan drop, but then he drops it into a diamond cutter!

King Royce: Anderson is going through hell in that ring.

Randy Boggs: Yes, I know, and Stuck hurt himself with Sean Jones quickness.

King Royce: Stuck has thrown out Danny Starr, and it looks like Shaun Anderson will be out in a moments notice.

Randy Boggs: It looks as if Sean Jones and Stuck don't like each other too much.

King Royce: True, but Jones is doing what he said he was going to do, take out Anderson.

As the camera cuts back to the action in the ring, you see Shaun Anderson knocked out from Sean Jones finishing maneuver, the 187. Jones is on top of Anderson for the cover, 1...2...3. Shaun Anderson has been eliminated from the rumble as the 2nd Mystery Opponent gets in the ring. As the referee sees five people in the ring he tells the 2nd Mystery Opponent to get out, but the 2nd Mystery Opponent doesn't and he just rolls Anderson out of the ring as he has been eliminated. Stuck goes after Mystery Opponent #1 and he is eager to see who he is, so he gives him a swift punch to the jaw and part of the bag rips showing you part of his face. The Mystery Opponent fires back and they just start to brawl with each other. Mystery Opponent gets the upper hand as he throws Stuck to the mat and he just rolls out of the ring from under the bottom rope. Stuck asks for the referee to call the bell and throw him out of the match, but the referee won't. He explains to Stuck that you have to be thrown over the top rope to lose the match, and Stuck is irate. The mystery opponent has went under the ring and has set a table up around every part of the ring, making eight tables setup. He then walks over to the announce table and grabs Randy Boggs chair and tosses it in the ring, Stuck catches it and dives through the middle rope spearing the Mystery Opponent holding the chair up, making it hit the Mystery Opponent's face. The bag flies off of the Mystery Opponent's head to reveal Misfit from the Omega Wrestling Alliance! Misfit just gets up casually from the spear as the announce table has toppled backwards atop of Randy Boggs and King Royce. Misfit nails Stuck with a kick to the gut, and as Stuck is hunched over he gets an Even-flow DDT right onto the steel chair. Stuck's head is opened up as Misfit stands on top of the fallen announce table making it put more pressure down on Boggs and Royce. He jumps off and lands a jumping leg drop to the neck of Stuck. Stuck lets out a long gasp for air as Kent Blade walks over to the situation. As Misfit gets up from the leg drop, he turns around and he sees Kent Blade right in his face. Kent Blade kicks Misfit in his stomach and he hits his finisher, Blades of Chaos. Misfit is down on the ground as Stuck is coming to and he grabs him by his hair and slams his head onto the announce table. Stuck picks up the announce table by himself and tosses it onto Misfit as Misfit lays there clutching his stomach. The wind is knocked out of Misfit as Stuck stands above him hovering over him with a face of malice. Kent Blade comes over yet again, and this time he slams Stuck into the ring post and he throws the announce table off of Misfit who is on the ground gasping for air. Kent Blade walks away as Stuck follows him and he gives him the Kryptonite Krunch from behind. Blade lays on the ground semi-unconscious as Misfit come over to Stuck from behind and hits a front-face DDT. He continues his onslaught with a quick knee to the fallen Stuck, and he then picks him up by the hair. He goes for his finisher, the Blacklight[Flatliner], but somehow Stuck slips out of it and from behind he nails his finisher, the Kryptonite Krunch through one of the eight tables. Seven tables left and tons of carnage has been going on throughout this match-up. Stuck slides Misfit into the ring and he follows in after him. As Stuck gets into the ring he collapses and he falls right before he lands on Misfit. Kent Blade has grabbed him by his legs! The camera shows a man in the crowd, he is very mysterious, and as he is in the crowd a video highlight plays from The Omega, OWA's last PPV. It shows Cryptonite chokeslam Neophytou, and he pins him for the one two three for the OWA Extreme Title. The footage ends as the man gets out of his seat and runs to the ring, he dives over the ringside barricade and grabs Kent Blade. He spins Kent Blade around, kicks him in his chest and gives him a gut-wrench powerbomb through the table to the left of the one that got smashed. He throws him through the one beside the ring post as the crowd is on their feet. Stuck has pinned Misfit as all of this has happened and Cryptonite leaves the same way that he has came, through the crowd.

Randy Boggs: Wow, what excitement, we don't have our announce table anymore, but that's alright since Kent Blade got it off of us.*breathes a sigh of relief*

King Royce: Calm down Randy. I told you that there would be some OWA guys, but who's that mysterious man who just came in? He has to be from the OWA since it showed a highlight clip of the OWA Extreme Title match-up.

Randy Boggs: Alright King, that was just kind of scary. That was definitely a man from the Omega though.

King Royce: I thought so, the other mystery man still has his bag on, I can't wait until Sean Jones rips that thing off and gives him is beating.

Randy Boggs: Me too, look, it looks like that is going to happen right now!

Sean Jones runs towards the mystery man as he gives him a spinning back fist to his face. As the back-fist hits him it tears the mask to wear you can see from his mouth and his eyes. It looks as if he is wearing a helmet right now. Jones finishes it off by hitting a drop toehold and the bad goes whizzing through the air and into the crowd. It reveals the man to be Bronx! And as the bag goes through the crowd it hits a man in the first row. The man doesn't look happy, and he is awaiting the end of this match-up. Jones picks him up by his hair and as he is behind him he hits him with a falling reverse DDT. He picks Bronx up again, and he nails him with a great snapmare takeover. As Bronx is down on the ground, Jones springboards off of the top rope and he does a magnificent lion-sault. Jones picks Bronx up and he hits a falling powerslam, when Bronx is on the ground Jones goes to the top rope and he hits a flipping senton bomb onto the fallen Bronx. Bronx gets up and he is staggering around the ring, and as he turns around to see Jones, Sean hits a spinning heel kick to the nose of Bronx. You hear the smacking sound echo throughout the whole arena as the crowd begins to chant Sean Jones name. He pulls Bronx up as he hits an electrifying hurricanrana. He pulls Bronx up yet again and he goes for a monkey toss, but Bronx breaks the hold and he hits a turnaround haymaker. Jones falls to the ground as the crowd goes silent. They're shocked that Bronx could do what he did after he had gotten beaten so badly. Bronx irish whips Jones to the corner, and as Jones hits the turnbuckle Bronx runs in with a huge body avalanche. He holds Jones up and he gives him a monkey flip out of the corner. Bronx picks him up and drags him over to the corner. Bronx puts Jones on the top rope and goes for his trademark move, the top rope implant DDT, but Jones counters it and hits his finishing maneuver, the 187 from the top rope and the crowd is on their feet and gives a loud pop. Jones drapes an arm over the fallen Bronx and gets the 1...2...3. Jones gets his second wind as he lifts Bronx up and he gorilla press slams him through a nearby table on the outside in front of the man who wants to go after Bronx. Bronx is on the outside knocked out and the man is going to wait at ringside until he comes to.

King Royce: Wow, some magnificent wrestling from Jones and Bronx there, but Jones took it to Bronx there as he developed a nice counter on the top rope.

Randy Boggs: You're definitely smart tonight King as three men you saw were from the OWA.

King Royce: What can I say Randy, I went to The Omega, OWA's last PPV that's how I know.

Randy Boggs: What?!

King Royce: Oh great, now I have to hear your shit.

As Sean Jones is breathing hard, it looks like his second wind has ran out seeing as he is laying in the middle of the ring gasping for air. Kent Blade has finally come to as he comes into the ring and drags Stuck under the bottom rope. Three out of the seven tables are broken as Kent Blade is eying one of the tables. Kent Blade whips stuck into the ringside barricade and Stuck writhes in pain as he wrenches his back when he is leaning on the barricade. Kent Blade goes to Stuck and whips him into the ring post. As Stuck falls down Kent Blade goes under the ring and pulls out a cinder block. He also pulls out a Kendo stick, night stick, barbed wire bat, two by four, and last put not least a gun?!?! Kent Blade picks up the gun first and he begins shooting it at Stuck, but it isn't shooting out bullets, it is shooting out green stuff. It is acid! Stuck is yelling in pain as he is being burned by the acid. Kent Blade drops the gun and he picks up the nearby Kendo stick and he breaks it over the head of stuck. Stuck slouches to the ground slowly as Kent Blade whips the Kendo stick around(Big Bossman style) and he slams it into Stuck's side a few times as he throws it to the guy in the crowd who wants to beat Bronx. He then gets the barbed wire bat and he slams it into the small of Stuck's back and the blood is oozing out of his back slowly but surely. Stuck is laying on the ground as Kent Blade picks up the two by four, but before Blade hits Stuck, Stuck gives him a drop toehold. Stuck gets the two by four and breaks it over Kent Blade's head as the crowd cheers on. Stuck gets into the ring as Kent Blade follows on about ten seconds later and start to double team Sean Jones. Stuck picks up Sean Jones and he falls backwards as Blade grabs onto his neck and hits a hard diamond cutter. Blade then gets Jones in powerbomb position and Stuck hits a neckbreaker on the way down of the powerbomb. Kent Blade hold Jones in a full nelson, but Jones moves as Stuck hits Blade with a superkick and Blade goes through the middle ropes. Jones falls to the ground helplessly as Stuck hits a big cradle piledriver. Stuck gets the pin on Jones as he picks him up and throws him over the top rope through one of the ringside tables. Bronx has come to on the outside as the man from ringside hops over the barricade. It appears to be the newly signed wrestler of the GFWA Gordo! He attacks Bronx with the night stick. He hits him in the chest with it and as he is hunched over he hits him in the back of the head. Gordo picks him up by the hair and hits a Rikishi Driver through a nearby table. Two tables left, who else is going through? He picks him up and they fight all the way to the backstage area.

Randy Boggs: Gordo just hammered away on Bronx.

King Royce: All of these new members want to take care of one another.

Randy Boggs: I know, that is what I like about it.

King Royce: I like it too, this match has been great, but with only two more men left thriving for a extreme title shot it's going to get better.

Randy Boggs: Yep, you're right King.

Stuck bounces off of the far side ropes and when he comes back to the near side ropes he dives through the middle ropes going after Kent Blade. He misses Kent Blade and he hits the ringside barricade head first. Kent Blade gets the barbed wire bat as it looks like he is going to murder Stuck. Kent Blade has a hellish grin on his face as he doesn't look to happy. He slams the bat over the back of Stuck and as Stuck is on the ground he hits him in the stomach knocking the wind out of him. He continues the onslaught until he feels as if Stuck has had enough. Stuck is bleeding all over the place with blood spots in the; Ring, concrete floor on the outside, and on Kent Blade. He goes to hit Stuck with the bat again, but Stuck relentlessly grabs the bat, making his hands shredded as he is bleeding. Kent Blade looks ever so surprised as he gets clocked upside the head with a hard fist. Blade is on the ground as Stuck gets a nearby two by four. This time, he breaks it over the head of Kent Blade, and on the way of the fall Stuck turns it into a falling implant DDT onto the cinder block. Stuck picks Kent Blade up and throws him through the second to last table with a hard jackhammer. As Kent Blade goes through the table, he gets up as soon as he goes through it! He picks Stuck up and throws him into the ring. And as Stuck is astonished Kent Blade nails the Blades of Chaos through the tope rope and through the last table.

King Royce: An awesome match with an awesome ending.

Randy Boggs: Yep.

Chiaroscuro is seen in the rafters of the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. He is walking through the rafters as he stops right above the ring, he looks down, and as the camera gets a view of him, it lights up the whole G-Tron with a blown up picture of him in the rafters, but the winner of the match just doesn't notice this as Chiaroscuro latches himself up to the rope and he descends from the rafters. As he is halfway through the air, he unlatches himself and he lands atop Kent Blade. He begins to obliterate Kent with some heavy blows to the face and some stiff kicks to the gut. Kent is hunched over from the kicks, Chiaroscuro lifts him up and hits a Dominator type maneuver. As he is down on the ground Chiaroscuro begins stomping away at Kent and he springboards off of the top rope and hits a flipping senton bomb. As Kent is on the ground semi-unconscious, he lifts him up over his head in Death Valley Driver position and he holds him above his head until he is in front of the announce table and he is on top of it. As he is on top of the announce table he delivers his finishing maneuver, the Darkness of Light. As Kent is under the wreckage of the table and the monitors, Chiaroscuro somehow comes out of the mess unscathed as he grabs Randy Boggs' headset and he begins to speak, mainly about The Silencas.

Chiaroscuro: [Being heard on television monitors nationwide.] Hey, Tombstone, this one's for you man, they have felt the wrath of the High Society and the GFWA shall feel an even bigger wrath coming among us. Nobody has really felt our presence here in the GFWA, and now everybody is going to feel it, and everybody is going to pay. Various Omega Wrestling Alliance wrestlers have signed contracts with the Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance, thus closing the federation due to lack of commitment of the wrestlers. They shall not take us lightly, nobody in the High Society shall be taken lightly, for we shall be given credit where credit is due. And this is where are credit is being due, week in and week out at events, pleasing the fans. Well, fuck the fans, I don't really care about them, for what have they done for me? I shall show the world my wrath among the Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance throughout the night, and you shall see why you will not take me lightly. Sorry Tombstone, I guess I have told the world what I shall do, but I assure you, that this plan shall be so inevitable that nobody will be able to stop it.

Chiaroscuro throws Randy Boggs headset down with authority, busting it in essence as Boggs can not talk on television for now. Randy Boggs mutters some words as Chiaroscuro jumps over the ringside barricade and escapes through the crowd, medical attention is being brought towards Kent Blade as we but to some commercials. The commercials are of Chia-Pet Toupees, GFWA Superstar Blowup Dolls, and Mentos. The final annoying as hell Mentos commercial featuring Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper comes to an end, and we open back up at the Cow Palace with a shot of Royce and Boggs. There's a crew assembling a new announce table right below the camera's view.

Boggs: Welcome back folks. Man, Chiaroscuro really did a number on Kent Blade after the Extreme Battle Royal.

Royce: That jackass broke my headset!

Boggs: You have a new one, King, it'll be alright.

Royce: No it won't! I had that one specially fitted for my head! It had special imported material in it and everything.

Boggs: Why did you have a specialty headset?

Royce: Because I wanted one!

Boggs: Oh.. ok. Well, the fine folks here at the GFWA are putting together a new announce table for us, since Chiaroscuro broke ours.

Royce: Dickhead!

Boggs: I'd shut up, you could be the next victim.

Royce: Oh yeah... I LOVE Chiaroscuro!!!

Boggs: Figures. Well, Kent Blade is being looked over by the GFWA doctors, and let's hope he isn't too seriously hurt.

Royce: I hope he is, that way Tombstone will be able to keep his Extreme Title at Invasion with much more ease.

Boggs: That was Chiaroscuro's plan.

Royce: I knew that.

Boggs: And look at the G-Tron, it's Chiaroscuro AGAIN!

Royce: Yipee!

The G-Tron lights up again as Chiaroscuro is walking through the backstage area of the Cow Palace he finds Shawn Springs? As Chiaroscuro sees Springs, he is disgusted with his lack of talent, and he throws him against a brick wall, making a thundering shake. As Springs hits the wall, out of the corner of his eye, he sees Sonic Youth coming from around a corner to his left, and he sees Jostrodomus coming around a corner to his right. Chiaroscuro is keeping his cool as he slams Springs' head against the wall making blood splatter from his head. As the two Silenca members see this, they start running towards Chiaroscuro in fulls sprint, but Chiaroscuro sidesteps them both as they both run into each other. While this happens, they both fall go down to their knees and as Chiaroscuro sees an open opportunity, he springboards off Joz's back, dropkicks Shawn Springs and in the essence he pushes off of springs and lands a splash on Sonic Youth. Jostrodomus is still on his knees as Chiaroscuro goes to the far wall, runs, and punts him right into the ribs knocking the wind out of him. Jostrodomus begins to cough, as Chiaroscuro repeats it a second time. After this kick, Jostrodomus begins to cough up blood, and Sonic Youth gets up. Sonic comes up from behind Chiaroscuro, and puts him in a full nelson motioning for Shawn Springs to come over. He does, and he unloads an arsenal of punches and kicks, and ends it with a swift spinning heel kick with Chiaroscuro moving and him nailing Sonic Youth. Chiaroscuro grabs Shawn Springs and delivers a chokeslam from nine to ten feet in the air. Shawn Springs is sent crashing onto the body of Sonic Youth knocking the wind out of him also. Chiaroscuro walks over to Jostrodomus as he slams his head off of the wall and when he's about to fall, he kicks him in the gut and gives him his own trademark maneuver, the Domus' Ending. Jostrodomus is sent crashing atop Springs and Youth as Chiaroscuro just walks away satisfied with what he's done. He walks away again, yet unscathed. He continues walking down the hall until he reaches the High Society locker room. As he walks in the locker room, the picture on the G-Tron fades.

Boggs: Chiaroscuro just took out Shawn Springs, Sonic Youth, and Joz!

Royce: What's he going to do next!?

Boggs: I don't now, but the GFWA Superstars had better take cover, because they could be next!

Royce: Goldberg?

Boggs: Shut up.

The cameras cut backstage. Little Jack is shown sitting down wearing a mask which covers his mouth and seems to be cuffed to a pipe coming out of the wall. Pope John Poe is standing up speaking to Little Jack.

PopePoe: Little Jack you have a match in a few minutes. You better not play around with those guys you are up against, not even Jason Stone. Pale Horse has also informed me to tell you to watch out for Payne he may be looking to kick your ass for not getting the win against you last week. Also if I could remember Jason Stone has stolen that belt you had. The one you broke over Payne's head last week. This Danger guy must not have enough money to afford real gold. Well just go out there and perform your best because after last week I got hundreds of calls from around the world to join my cult. Hopefully you can pull it off again Jack. Since you have been so loyal to me, I will allow you to speak to this camera man while I go and find something really important.

John Poe takes off  through the door after he takes the mask of Little Jack.

LJack- That freakin' guy gets on my nerves sometimes. He thinks that freakin' mask keeps me from talking but the only freakin' reason I don't talk is because I don't want to step out of line with that freakin' bastard. Well aside my freakin' match you can expect me to be a ring side during the main event because I was freakin' asked by Joz to stop anyone from interfering so he wouldn't be freakin' screwed over. I would of told the guy where to go but I didn't want the same thing that happened to Dexter happen to another freakin' guy. If I knew someone was going to interfere in his freakin' match I would of attacked him but I had no idea. I doubt it will be a repeat because no one will be able to get by me and the other freakin' guys watching the ring. So I freakin' expect the title to change hands tonight. But besides that I have a freakin' match right now and my partner is as you all already know Payne. I just brutally beat this freakin' guy so I guess Dupin didn't want me to hurt him anymore so he made him my partner tonight. hopefully I get to kick his freakin' ass some other time or hell maybe even during our freakin' match. But more importantly this freakin' bastard Jason Stone will be on opposite side freakin' side of me while he holds MY title in the air. This freakin' bastard runs around stealing belts, well don't worry Sont eyou will get what's coming to your freakin' ass.

The camera fades as Pope Poe runs into the room holding a key to the cuffs and Jack's mask.

Royce: Ok, well let's go back to RJ, who is with the President of the company, Max Danger. RJ?

The cameras cut backstage where Max Danger and RJ are standing in front of a GFWA sign.

RJ: Thank you, King. I'm here with President Max Danger. Max...

Max Danger: Mr. President, dick!

RJ: Sorry, Mr. President, last Wednesday at the OWA's Omega PPV, it's final show ever, you returned and helped Sick Puppy regain the OWA World Title. So what's your relationship with him?

Max Danger: Ronnie, Sick Puppy and I are not friends. We will never be friends. But we had common goals. We both wanted to be involved in the OWA's final show. It just so happens that Kan and J.J. $tudd were in the mist of a World Title Iron Man match. What better place to interject ourselves than there, right?

RJ: Yeah, but that doesn't explain why you helped Puppy win the title.

Max Danger: If you'd hold on, I'd tell you! Sick Puppy left the company on bad terms. I had taking up running the GFWA full-time. We both wanted in on that World Title match.

RJ: But why?

Max Danger: [Lifts his hand up as to smack RJ, who cover his mouth and puts his head down] That's better. Both of us wanted to make history. Both of us wanted to get back at the OWA. Puppy had been banished from the company, but was still under contract, and they had cost me A LOT of money. So what better way to get revenge than to steal their World Title. No one expected it. It pissed off a lot of the OWA wrestlers, as you can see by their protesting tonight.

RJ: So you and Puppy aren't in cahoots?

Max Danger: No, we are not in cahoots, RJ. We just put aside our problems to screw over the OWA. But now, we are back to where we were. We do not like each other, and anything that happens to him is his own fault. I will not be there to back him up, and he won't be around to back me up. We did what we had to do, and now we are moving on with our lives.

RJ: Ok. Earlier tonight, Misfit, Bronx, and Kan all followed you into the arena, why?

Max Danger: Because they are under GFWA contract, RJ.

RJ: Really? But don't they hate you?

Max Danger: Very much so, but money is a powerful thing, RJ. You yourself were swayed by the money, hence why you are now GFWA. You remember that, too. This is not the OWA, and you shouldn't think of it as such. Doing so could be very unhealthy.

RJ: Got it.

Max Danger: But those three men were the only ones to take my offer of a GFWA contract. The others basically told me to fuck off, and now you see them wanting in. It's not going to happen, RJ. The only way is to do as I ask. If they don't do as I ask, they won't be able to support their families. That's what Bronx, Misfit, and Kan have done. They took the money, even though their loyalty still lies with the OWA.

RJ: Well, we've seen Bronx and Misfit both compete earlier tonight, but what about Kan?

Max Danger: We have something very special planned for Kan. He'll get what he wants. If he just signs the dotted line. Now, RJ, if you'll excuse me, I have to go.

RJ: Ok, well that was Max Danger, back to you Randy.

Max Danger walks off and enters the High Society locker room as the cameras shift back to the arena, where there's a new announce table.

Boggs: Ok, thanks RJ. Well, we got some answers out of Danger finally.

Royce: Mr. President.

Boggs: Whatever. So former OWA World and Extreme Champion, Kan, will be competing here tonight, but when and against who?

Royce: Could be in the GFWA World Title match!

Boggs: For some reason I doubt that. But I do think I know where he will be showing up at.

Royce: Where?

Boggs: I'm not telling you.

Royce: Why not?

Boggs: Because it's time for our next matchup!

---REGULAR RULES MATCH---
[Teichi .vs. Shawn Springs]

"6 Feet Under Ground" by JaRule kicks up and out walks Shawn Springs. Shawn makes his way towards the ring. He slides in, does a pose, and "6 Feet Under Ground" fades out. Shawn paces around the ring, when "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot hits. Teichi steps through the curtains to a small mixed response. Teichi walks towards the ring. He jumps in over the top rope and stands in his corner. The ref checks both men, then signals for the bell.

Boggs: This should be a great, high-flying contest, King.

Royce: Yes it should. This will also be the match where these men prove if they can hang in the Light Heavyweight division.

Teichi and Springs circle each other to start. Springs holds his hand up, signaling for the test of strength. Teichi slowly puts his hand up, and they lock their right hands. Springs puts his left hand up, and Teichi does the same. They have both hands locked and come together. Teichi gets Springs going down to the mat first, but Springs powers back up. Springs reverses, and has Teichi going to the mat. Teichi tries to power up, but Springs powers him back down. Teichi tries to power up again, and does. He kicks their left hands apart, gives Springs an arm wringing on his right arm, and gets him in a hammerlock. Springs grabs Teichi's head and flips him over. Teichi lands on his feet and bumps Springs. To the ropes goes Teichi. Shoulder block takedown by Teichi. He goes to the ropes again, steps over Springs. Leapfrog by Springs. Springs goes down for a monkey flips, but Teichi jumps over it. Both men to their feet. Springs goes at Teichi, who takes Springs down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! 1.. kick out!

Boggs: Nice fast-paced action to start, King.

Royce: Yeah, and it'll only start to pick up more.

Teichi whips Springs to the ropes, and hits and handspring elbow! No! Springs catches him, and hits a release german suplex! Springs picks up Teichi, and hits him with a hard right. Knife-edged chop by Springs. Whoo! Springs with a whip to the corner, and follows in with a big clothesline. Springs with another irish whip, but it's reversed. Teichi follows in with a big dropkick! Teichi pulls Springs out of the corner. Brainbuster by Teichi!! 1... 2.. kick out! Teichi picks up Springs and goes to the ropes. Powerslam by Springs!! Springs picks up Teichi and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop by Springs! Teichi rolls to the outside. Springs with a springboard dropkick on Teichi!! Springs picks up Teichi and rolls him back into the ring. Springs goes up top. Flying elbow by Springs! 1... 2.. kick out!!!

Boggs: Springs almost pulled out the victory there!

Royce: Teichi was in control of this matchup, but Springs has someone turned it into his favor.

Teichi is lifted to his feet. Springs kicks him in the stomach and goes for a powerbomb. Teichi reverses with a hurricanranna rollup! 1... 2... kick out!! Both men back to their feet and Springs goes to clothesline Teichi. Teichi ducks, kicks Springs in the stomach, and sets up for another brainbuster! Springs wiggles free, and wraps Teichi up about the waist. Teichi runs to the ropes, and hangs on. Springs rolls backwards, but gets back to his feet quickly. He charges at Teichi, who ducks and flips Springs up and out of the ring! Teichi goes to the ropes, and fakes Springs out by springboard moonsaulting back into the ring. Teichi then runs at the ropes again and nails Springs with a suicide dive! Springs falls back into the guardrail, as Teichi jumps back into the ring.

Boggs: What a fake out by Teichi!

Royce: I can do that.

Teichi climbs back onto the apron, and goes for an asai moonsault! Springs catches him, and rams him into the ring post! Springs then rolls Teichi back into the ring, and climbs to the top rope. Diving headbutt by Springs connects! Teichi is brought to his feet, and whipped to the ropes. Teichi ducks the clothesline, but is caught in his cross body attempt! Fallaway Slam by Springs! Teichi is picked back up and sent to the corner. Springs with a back elbow! Teichi is lifted up onto the rope turnbuckle! Springs goes for a top rope hurricanranna, but Teichi blocks and Springs falls back onto the mat. Teichi gets up as Springs gets back to his feet. Teichi with a flying clothesline! Springs catches his arm is going for the SpringMission[Crippler Crossface], but Teichi is blocking it! Springs continues to try and power Teichi to the mat! Teichi jumps up, and over Springs, and locks on the Dragon Clench[dragon sleeper]!!!!! Springs is tapping!!!

Boggs: Wow! Teichi made Shawn Springs tap!!

Royce: Impressive debut for Teichi!

"Wait and Bleed" kicks up as Teichi releases the hold and jumps to the middle turnbuckle. Teichi lifts his arms into the air, then jumps back down. He looks over at Springs, then jumps out of the ring, and walks to the back. The cameras cut backstage. You see Chiaroscuro in the locker room of High Society as Devilz Messenger of the Devilz Darkside begins to speak.

Devilz Messenger: Chiaroscuro, I see that you've done what The Silenca's have deserved, but are you going to far?

Chiaroscuro: No, I'm going to do what is needed, and I think all of this is needed. Did you see what they did to us last week? Well, revenge is a bitch, and I'm going to be the thorn in there side. Did you see what I did without weapons so far?

Hellz Angel: I sure as hell saw that part, those pussies had to use weapons last week, but this week we showed the world that we don't need weapons to beat them and we only did that with one member of High Society, imagine what we could do with all four of us!

Tombstone: You know what I think about all of this?

Max Danger: What, it's brilliant?

Tombstone: Exactly.

Chiaroscuro: It is brilliant, because I have thought of it, just like I thought of bringing you three into the High Society. And it is working so well, just like tonight is. Tonight is the night. Tonight is the night that we don't go un-noticed. Last week, for it was a shame, nobody really knew that I abducted Jostrodomus, but times shall change. This week we shall be noticed, and this plan was very easy to construct.

Devilz Messenger: How was it easy? I just don't see how taking out The Silencas is easy.

Hellz Angel: Messenger, it should be easy because they aren't to good. It doesn't matter what status they are, the High Society will always be better.

Max Danger: Damn straight, and if we have to, CHEAT TO WIN!

Tombstone: Answer this Chiaroscuro, why'd you have to take out the #1 Contender for MY Extreme title?

Chiaroscuro: Hey, that belt was mine before it was yours, and you just happened to win it because I had a change too deep. But, if you shall put the belt on the line I'd be happy to take it away from you.

Max Danger: Hold it boys, there is no need for that, both of you just stop it. We don't need to see this prolific pact break up just because of some stupid title, and besides, look where you are now Chiaroscuro, you're up there fighting the infamous Jostrodomus.

Tombstone: Calm down man, I was only messing around with you, you don't need to take this all serious.

Chiaroscuro: I shall take it serious if I feel that it is harmful to me.

The cameras head back to the arena.

Boggs: Looks like High Society is working pretty well together.

Royce: I don't think Tombstone and Chiaroscuro challenging each other is working as a team.

Boggs: It was all in good fun, King.

Royce: Whatever, Randy, but it could be a problem in the future. Jealousy is a dangerous thing.

Boggs: Well, we shall see.

The scene switches to backstage where Rockin' Johnny Street is walking. He is just arriving, and is carrying his gym bag. Before he gets to his dressing room, he notices the Coke machine where he is supposed to meet a man.

Royce: I see the Coke, but where's the guy!?!

Boggs: Maybe he's a little late... traffic can be a bitch.

Johnny puts his bag in the dressing room and shuts the door. The scene switches back to the arena.

Royce: Well, as Johnny waits for this man, I'll just masturbate.

Boggs: What?

Royce: Look at the stage, Randy, it's Playboy Playmates!!!

Boggs: Oh, uh, cool!

On the stage, there is indeed some dancing nearly-nude Playmates. As they continue to dance and mesmerize the males in attendence, the cameras shift backstage, where Kan walks from his dressing room. He's reading a sheet of paper, then stops. He puts it against the wall, and writes something on it. Kan tosses the pen aside, sighs, and starts towards Danger's office. He passes Sick Puppy's dressing room, and as he rounds the corner, Sick Puppy walks out with a steel chair. He goes following Kan.

Boggs: Kan has just signed something, and Sick Puppy is going after him.

Royce: Cool.

Kan stops at Danger's office door. He hesitates to knock to stop and think about what he's doing. Then he is about to rip up the paper, but after he makes a small rip, he is smashed in the back of the head with a steel chair!! Kan falls up against Danger's door. Kan slowly pulls himself up, as you here, "I'm coming!" from inside. Kan turns around, and it's Sick Puppy. He punches Kan in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, causing Kan to fall against the door again. "I'm coming, damn it! Hold on!" is heard from inside. Sick Puppy kneels down over Kan.

Sick Puppy: I know what that paper is all about, Kan. And you aren't going to get out of it. Kan, tonight you will have to go against your morals and forget about keeping your integrity.

Sick Puppy puts the paper on the unconscious Kan's chest and walks away. The door comes open, as Kan's upper body falls to Max's feet.

Max Danger: Jesus! You look hurt. What's this?

Max sees the piece of paper and picks it up. He smiles, as the camera takes a peak at the paper. It's a GFWA contract, with Kan's signature and blood on it. Max tries to shut the door on Kan, but his body is in the way. Max continues to bang Kan's head with the door, until finally just stepping over him, and walking down the hall. The cameras return to the arena.

Royce: Kan did the right thing by signing that contract.

Boggs: It looked as if he was changing his mind at the last second, but Sick Puppy wouldn't let him.

Royce: So does this mean...

Boggs: Yes, it'll be Sick Puppy versus Kan later tonight.

Royce: I wonder if the OWA World Title will be on the line?

Boggs: Could very well be, King. I'd be surprised if it wasn't.

Royce: Those two are great athletes, so it'll be a great contest.

Boggs: Yes it will. They will prove to the GFWA that the OWA isn't to be walked over.

Royce: Right, well it's commerical time once again!!

The cameras fade into some commercials of Hungarian Moon Pies w/ Special Camel Piss Filling, a special Playboy show featuring the ladies from Playboy's first year in existence called, Playboy Oldies: Old Bitches Nude Again, and finally commercials for GFWA Cologne, allowing the fans to smell like their favorite GFWA Superstar after a grueling match. The cameras fade back in from commercial.

Boggs: Good to have you all back. I do NOT want to see that Playboy Oldies show!

Royce: Oh come on, it won't be that bad. I mean, sure the ladies weren't the best looking back thing, but it's still nudity.

Boggs: No, it's going to be them nude NOW! Nude at their old age, King!

Royce: Oh shit! That'll be sick!!

Boggs: Exactly what I'm saying.

Chiaroscuro just watches the television monitor in the High Society lock room, and suddenly he sees Sick Puppy walking out of his dressing room and he is walking down the hall where High Society's locker room is. As he is approaching the door of High Society, Chiaroscuro walks out of the door purposely, and Sick Puppy runs right into him. As this happens Chiaroscuro grabs Sick Puppy by his throat and he begins to choke him. Chiaroscuro lifts him high up into the air, and just before he slams him onto the concrete floor he lets him go as Sick Puppy breathes a sigh of relief. Chiaroscuro begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: Sick Puppy, I shall not take you out, you're one of the lucky ones tonight. If you shall piss me off in the future, then I shall be more then happy to take you out, for I shall not take anything from anybody. I shall make you shed blood if you go about this the wrong way, do you understand you taint?

Sick Puppy just gives Chiaroscuro a look of astonishment as he begins to speak again.

Chiaroscuro: I'm talking about how you won the world title at the OWA's last event, THE OMEGA. Kan shall have that title very soon, but for what do you ask? For pride. LEAVE NOW! Or I shall wreak havoc among you.

Sick Puppy scrambles for his feet, and when he finds them he gets out of Chiaroscuro's sight as fast as he can.

Boggs: There goes Sick Puppy.

Royce: Sick Puppy was scared wasn't he? I mean, Chiaroscuro just surprised him, but did nothing to him.

Boggs: Not yet, King, not yet he hasn't. But the night is not over, he could be after him again just for fun.

Royce: I could be, but Sick Puppy shouldn't be his concern.

Boggs: Right, he should be looking for Chaos or Joz or something.

Royce: Exactly.

Boggs: In any event, it's time for the ole Hell in a Cell matchup featuring four of the GFWA's best young talents.

Royce: It's going to be one hell of a contest!

---HELL IN A CELL TAG TEAM MATCH---
[Little Jack and Payne .vs. Sonic Youth and Jason Stone]

"Pain" by 2pac starts to blast inside the arena. The crowd quickly starts to give a mixed reaction, dominated by boo's. Out walks Payne, and the crowd gets even louder. The cell starts to lower, and everyone looks up, including Payne. The sheer obesity of the cell amazes everyone. Payne almost seems reluctant to get inside. Then "Homeless" by Pennywise starts up, and the crowd once again starts to boo. Out comes Little Jack, walking very fast to the cell. He gets in and stands a couple feet from Payne, both of them staring at each other.

Boggs: Remember these two just fought last week! They can't exactly be on the same page.

Royce: But they better or they don't have a chance!

Finally Payne offers a handshake, and the two give this verbal agreement. While they are shaking hands, "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath kicks up and startles both men. The crowd gets on their feet, finally cheering a man. Out walks Sonic Youth, looking as confident as ever. He starts to walk to the ring, but stops before getting in the cell. He waits until "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park starts to play. This allows Jason Stone to catch up with Youth, and they both head into the ring at the same time. The teams refrain from attacking eachother at first, because they both try to decide who will start in this tag team match.

Royce: Hmm... it looks as if it will be Payne and suffering starting this match. HAHA!

Boggs: Riiight... I get it, Payne and suffering, hardy har har.

Payne and Sonic Youth stay in the ring as the others go to the apron. Payne goes for a quick left jab to start things off, and nails Youth right in the chin. Payne now starts kicking Sonic in the gut... one, two, three, four... and now a huge uppercut sending Youth off of his feet. Sonic gets up quick, too quick for Payne. Sonic nails a drop toe hold followed by a high jumping leg drop. Now Youth runs off the ropes, jumps over Payne (still on the ground), and tries to go off the other ropes. But Little Jack is here, and nails Sonic in the back of the head with his elbow. Payne gets up at this point, and bodyslams Youth. Payne picks up Sonic, and whips him to the corner, where Payne starts to choke Youth with his boot. Payne breaks up the hold not after long, and then puts his shoulder down, and drives it into the midsection of Sonic Youth six times. Youth collapses in agony, as Payne climbs the ropes. Payne taunts for a little while, not noticing that Jason Stone was secretly coming over. Stone shakes the ropes, and Payne falls out of the ring, his foot landing on the steel steps. Little Jack jumps off of the apron and rolls Payne back into the ring.

Boggs: What is Little Jack doing? Payne is in... pain!

Royce: BAHA!

Sonic Youth takes advantage of this break to tag in Jason Stone. Stone comes in pointing fingers at Payne. He picks up Payne and whips him into the ropes. Stone gives a picture perfect back body drop, giving extra height using his power. Stone picks up Payne again, and then picks him up and drops him with a vertical suplex. Stone gets up taunting, right into Payne's face. Payne gets on his feet, still staggering, and swings wildly at Jason. Stone ducks, and gives a quick elbow shot to Payne's abdomen. Payne is basically begging to be powerbombed, and Jason Stone sees that, and smiles to himself. He sets Payne up, and picks him up off the ground. But Payne uses his quickness to fall behind Stone, and then pick up Jason for an atomic drop. Payne is still hurting, so he tags in Little Jack. Jack goes in, and quickly puts a figure four onto Jason Stone. Stone is hurting badly, but is also near the ropes, and finally figures this out and grabs on. The hold must be broken, so Jack lets go, gets up, and tags Payne back in. Payne doesn't know what Jack is doing, but gets back in the ring, pissed and still in pain.

Boggs: Jack was barely in there at all. Payne barely got a rest!

Royce: Yeah... Payne will be in more PAIN before the night's through...

Boggs: Geez.

Payne climbs to the top rope, and waits for Jason Stone to get to his feet. When Stone does, Payne jumps off and goes for a cross body. But Stone stands his ground, and catches Payne. Stone uses brute strength to lift up Payne into a gorilla press slam position. And then Stone walks to the edge of the ring and tosses Payne right on out. Stone considers whether or not to tag out, but decides on going out after Payne. Stone picks up Payne, and tries to whip him into the steel steps, but Payne doesn't budge. Payne whips Jason Stone right into the cell, and then clotheslines him from behind. Payne rolls Stone into the ring, and then follows in after him. Payne uses the ropes to gain some speed, and dives at Stone with another clothesline. Stone is down and not moving very much, so Payne goes for the first pin... 1, 2, kickout. Payne gets up, and tries to tag Little Jack. Jack shakes his head no and jumps off the apron. Payne goes out after him, yelling at Jack for not tagging. As they argue, Stone recovers, and Youth is tagged in. Youth springboards off the ropes into a moonsault onto Little Jack and Payne. Youth then pops up and rolls Payne back into the ring. Sonic nails a perfect cradle DDT, followed up by a Russian legsweep. Youth puts his arms up and the crowd starts to cheer and really get into it. Youth picks up Payne by his hair, but Payne starts to punch Sonic in the gut, and the cheers die down. Payne finally nails a big boot onto Sonic, sending Youth backwards right into Jason Stone, who takes it as a tag, and goes after Payne. Payne with a kick to Stone's stomach, and then nails a picture perfect piledriver on the big man. Stone is down and out, and Payne goes for another cover... 1, 2, thr- kickout.

Boggs: Jason Stone will not give up!

Royce: But Little Jack will! He doesn't even want a part of this match!

Payne goes back up top and signals for an elbow drop. He jumps off, but Stone rolls out of the way. Both men are down. But Stone gets up fairly quickly, and avoids tagging his partner. Stone picks up Payne, and whips him into the ropes. Stone tries for a running DDT, but Payne moves out of the way and Jason Stone lands right on his back. Payne now nails Stone with a leg drop, followed by another pin... 1, 2, kickout. Stone still has something left. Payne doesn't even attempt to tag out, and picks up Jason Stone once again. He tries to hit a German suplex, but can't seem to lift Stone over his head. Stone with a couple back elbow shots to Payne's head, and he is free of Payne's clutches. Stone spins around Payne, and hits a spinning neck breaker. Stone is slow to get up, but still avoids tagging in Youth. He goes off the ropes, and then goes for a jumping leg drop. But Payne rolls out of the way just in time, putting Stone right on his butt! Payne gets on Stone and starts pounding away with lefts and rights, trying to just slow down the big man even more. Now Payne goes for a pin... 1, 2, another kickout! Payne lifts up Jason and now tries for a Northern Lights suplex, but once again Stone finds a reversal. Stone axe handle smashes Payne right on his back. Jason tiredly picks up Payne. Sonic Youth reaches way out to smack Stone on the back, and then Youth jumps into the ring. Youth with a huge right hand to Payne, sending him off of his feet. Little Jack actually gets in the ring to help out, but Youth lays him out with another right. Payne is up, and Youth nails him with a clothesline. Little Jack is thrown out of the ring by Jason Stone. Stone goes after Payne though, while Youth goes out to fight Jack. Youth dives over the ropes with a spinning clothesline, which Jack avoids by picking up a nearby chair and smacking Youth!!! Everyone in the arena gets on their feet when they hear the chair get dented over Youth's skull! They don't cheer, but are still amazed at this!

Boggs: Little Jack just clocked Sonic Youth!

Royce: MAMMY! Did you see that shot? Youth is out cold!

Inside the ring, Payne DDT's Jason Stone, and then goes to the top rope. Little Jack hands the steel chair to Payne, and Payne holds it right on his stomach. Payne jumps off with the chair still there, and splashes the hell out of Jason Stone! The crowd is on their feet again, screaming for more! Payne rolls around screaming, while Stone lays still clutching his stomach. Little Jack leans Sonic Youth against the cell, and then grabs the steel steps. He screams at the top of his lungs and runs straight at Youth. Little Jack rams the steel steps right into Sonic Youth's head as hard as he can, and part of the cell just falls off! The crowd is once again screaming for another big hit!

Boggs: WOW! A MAJOR HIT BY LITTLE JACK! THE CELL EVEN TOPPLED OVER!

Royce: DAMN! I mean part of the cell just ripped off! That was amazing! He hit Sonic Youth and the cage-

Boggs: We all saw it, don't try to describe it in words.

Royce: But what about the blind!?!

As both Sonic Youth and Little Jack are kind of out from that hit, Payne and Jason Stone are both getting to their feet. Payne kicks Stone in the gut, and then pulls off a quick Crucifixion! Payne topples over on top of Jason Stone... 1, 2, 3! Payne and Little Jack win this one!

Boggs: What a match! I think everyone has some injuries to nurse to after that one!

Royce: I feel sorry for Sonic... he's got have a major headache!

The cell is being lifted back up, when Chiaroscuro comes from ringside. He spins Sonic Youth around. As Sonic Youth sees Chiaroscuro his eyes open wide. Chiaroscuro gives him a huge right sending him over the top rope and to the ground. Chiaroscuro picks Sonic Youth up and he powerslams him onto the ringside barricade. Youth's stomach hits first as he is gasping for air, he isn't getting too much, and Chiaroscuro has had enough of no weapons, so he walks beside the entrance ramp to find none other than a . . . golf cart. Chiaroscuro hops in the golf cart and he drives it into the barricade where Youth is. As youth is outstretched on the barricade Chiaroscuro springboards off of the golf cart and hits a fame-asser. Youth's neck slams against the barricade hard as Chiaroscuro leaves through the crowd.

Boggs: After a hard fought contest, Sonic Youth has been attacked by Chiaroscuro!!

Royce: Man, Sonic sure does take a lot of punishment!

Boggs: And he'll be involved in a Ladder match at Invasion! His body isn't going to be the same after that!

Royce: He has to make it out of the Cow Palace in one piece first, Randy.

Boggs: True, but let's go back outside with RJ and the Omega wrestlers. RJ?

The cameras head back outside, where RJ is standing with the protesting OWA wrestlers again.

RJ: Thank you, Randy. Yes, I'm here with the OWA wrestlers again. And guys, three of you just signed GFWA contracts, and...

Syn: They aren't one of us any longer, RJ. They are the GFWA now! We are all that's left of the OWA.

RJ: Oookay. Well, Max Danger said he offered you all GFWA contracts, so why did you turn them down?

Tony Gold: Because we don't want the GFWA, we want the OWA! The OWA was our home, RJ.

Edgecrusher: You're even one of them now, RJ. You are the GFWA now.

RJ: Yes, but I do need money to live.

Tyler Hendrix: But what of your friend, Gary Hobbs. He also needs money, and yet you abandon him and join the GFWA.

RJ: Gary is a no-talent goof.

Jolly Potter: Perhaps, but you have no right to mislead and screw him.

RJ: I haven't screwed him. Listen, I'm letting him live with me now!

Syn: Wow! That's outstanding! He still is unemployed, RJ, and it's all your fault!

RJ: No it isn't, it's Danger's. I just wanted money, therefore I took the job. Maybe instead of blaming Danger's fault for you having no money, you should look in the mirror. You are the one's who didn't sign the contracts, not Danger. You decided not to join the GFWA on your own. You all are too hung up on the OWA, that you can see this great opportunity in front of you. The OWA is dead, guys, get over it.

Everyone goes quiet, because RJ[for the first time in his life] has made an excellent point.

J.J. $tudd: He's right guys. The OWA is dead, but we can make it live on!

Syn: Fuck you! I'm not doing anything with you!

J.J. $tudd: You want the OWA World Title don't you?

Syn: Yeah.

J.J. $tudd: Then let's go get it! We don't have to be friends, Syn, because that'll never happen, but we can try and take the title away from Sick Puppy.

Syn: Right. Let's go!

Jolly Potter: Wait, neither Neophytou or myself wants to go.

Syn: Then don't. But if you do, you can show the GFWA that you are the best Tag Team in the world. Prove that the OWA isn't the GFWA's whipping boy, and should not be treated as such!

Jolly Potter: YES!

Edgecrusher: Misfit is in already. Guess it wouldn't hurt for Tyler and myself to rejoin him.

J.J. $tudd: That's right! Let's go!

Tony Gold: Wait! No!

Syn: What's your problem?

Tony Gold: I'm not following you guys anywhere. I'm getting into the GFWA on my own!

Syn: Suit yourself.

Everyone but Tony Gold goes into the buliding, as the cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: Uh oh, Danger's got some problems on his hands.

Royce: How so?

Boggs: The Omega guys are banding together, and are entering the building, King. There's no telling what they'll do!

Royce: No! Organized mobs are NOT a good thing!

Boggs: No they aren't, and one of their first targets is coming out now!

Royce: Shit! Go away Sick Puppy! We don't want them out here!

Boggs: We have to do this match, King.

Royce: Fine, but when all hell breaks loose, I'm heading for higher ground.

---OWA WORLD TITLE MATCH---
[Sick Puppy .vs. Kan]

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock hits as the fans begin to cheer. Sick Puppy walks out with the OWA World Heavyweight Title around his waist. Fireworks shoot straight into the air, as Pups walks down the aisle. As Sick Puppy enters the ring the lights go black. Then suddenly the entrance ramp is engulfed in a sea of bright blue sparks as they shower down from the rafters.  A few of the fans in attendence immediatly recognize this entrance and begin a... "No U Kan't, No U Kan't, No U Kan't" chant.   The chant s quickly builds in volume until once 'Prince Charming' by Metallica kicks in you can barely hear it.  After a few seconds Kan and Erika, two of the OWA's brightest stars, make their way onto the entrance ramp, and down the aisle.  As they avoid the barrage of garbage the fans are assulting our Kandy Couple with,  Kan brings a microphone to his mouth, and the music stops.

Crowd: No U Kan't, No U Kan't, No U Kan't!!!

Kan: You know you'd think you would have learned!  I kan, I will, and you'll love it!  Now Sick Puppy sorry to disappoint you, but as you kan see I'm not that $tubblemuff you've grown so fond of.  No instead I'm the man that beat him senseless, and doubts he'll  be making the trip to the GFWA.  Yeah I said it! And I'm also going to say that I dealt him a nice heaping hand of hurt, but now it's your turn!  You see I loved the OWA.  And it was under your very forgettable watch as Champion that things went into the hopper.  So I made JJ pay for your shortcomings the other day, but now I get to take out my anger on you.  Puppy, you knew the line as so do all these people.  It went simply... because... I Kan!  But now know this.  Tonight as you lie in the ring cluching what was your neck after I let you out of the Kan Opener that I didn't do it simply... because... I could.  No, I'm going to do this simply because I want to!

Crowd: No U Kan't, No U Kan't, No U Kan't!!!

Kan slides into the ring and the match begins. Kan and Sick Puppy exchange punches to start. Kan gets the upperhand and has Sick Puppy reeling. Sick Puppy finally blocks one, and starts to get Kan reeling. Kan kicks Pups in the stomach and slams him into the corner. He unloads with kicks and punches until Pups turns it around. Pups kicks in some kicks before choking Kan. The ref pulls them apart, allowing Kan to get in a cheap shot, and clotheslines Pups down! Kan mounts Pups and hammers away with rights. The ref pulls Kan off, but he pushes the ref away, and kicks Pups right in the head! Kan picks up Pups, and whips him to the ropes. Clothesline takes Pups down! Kan picks Pups off the canvas. Kan drives his elbow into the back of Pups' neck repeatedly! Kan rams Pups' head into the turnbuckle, then goes to ramming his elbow into Pup's neck again. Kan pulls Pups out of the corner and nails a beautiful german suplex! Kan doesn't go for the rather rolls through and nails Pups with another german suplex! Kan rolls through again, and tries for another suplex. Pups starts to fire off some elbows, but Kan ducks one, and picks Pups up for a tombstone! Pups counters and gets Kan in position for a Tombstone! Kan kicks and kicks and finally turns it over and drives Pups' head to the canvas with a tombstone!!! 1.... 2.... kick out!

Boggs: That was a close one, King!

Royce: We almost had a new OWA World Champion there.

Boggs: That sounds weird when you say that.

Royce: Just imagine saying it.

Kan picks Pups up off the mat. Kan kicks Pups a couple of times, then hits him with an inverted vertical suplex! Kan bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to the back of Pups' neck! Kan does it again! Kan grabs Pups' head and gets him in a headlock. While doing so, he pounds Pups on the back with clubbing forearms. Kan tightens the hold, and Pups fires back with some rights. But that just causes Kan to tighten the hold. Pups finally hits a Northern Lights suplex on Kan! 1.. 2.. kick out!! Kan back with a front face lock! Pups quickly counters with a back suplex! Kan comes right back with a sleeper! Pups elbows free, and goes to the ropes. Pups tries a float over DDT, but Kan stops him halfway and drives him to the mat with a DVD!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!!

Boggs: Nice counter by Kan!

Royce: Kan is looking really good here.

Kan picks up Pups and whips him to the ropes. Back elbow takes him down, and Kan follows up with an elbow to the throat. Kan back to the side headlock! Pups counters with a head scissors, but Kan gets free, and dropkicks the seated Pups right in the face! Pups picked up and whipped to the corner. Kan misses the blind charge. Pups fires off some kicks, before whipping Kan across the ring. Kan pulls himself up on the turnbuckles, as Pups follows in. Kan hits Pups with a Tornado DDT! 1.... 2.... foot on the bottom rope! Kan picks up Pups, and takes him down with a snapmare! Stiff kick to the back of the neck by Kan! Kan follows up with Hennig's reverse blockbuster on the seated Pups! Kan picks Pups up, and tries for a dragon suplex! Pups quickly wiggles free! Pups comes off the ropes with a clothesline but Kan ducks and nails Pups with the dragon suplex!! 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!!!

Boggs: Wow! How did Pups kick out of that!?

Royce: He isn't the OWA World Champion for nothin', man that's weird saying that.

Kan picks Pups up off the canvas, and nails him with a german suplex!! 1... 2... thre... kick out!!! Kan can't believe it. Kan picks up Pups and goes for another one, but Pups reverses it and has Kan about the waist. He goes for one of his own, but Kan blocks. Kan tries to elbow out, but Pups ducks. Pups with a right, but Kan ducks that, and hits a waistlock suplex on Pups!!! 1..... 2.... 3!! NO! Kick out by Pups!!!! Kan is in shock! Kan picks up Pups and sets up for a Pedigree! Pups back drops out of it! Pups falls to a knee, and Kan gets back to his feet. Kan grabs Pups by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Pups with a right! Another! And another! Pups has Kan reeling!! Pups with an irish whip. High knee by Pups!! Kan is quickly back to his feet, but Pups takes him down with a Bulldog!!! Pups heads up top. Frog Splash by Sick Puppy!!! 1..... 2..... thre.... kick out!!!

Boggs: What a comeback here for Sick Puppy!

Royce: He's found that last bit of adrenaline, and is making good use of it!

Sick Puppy slowly picks Kan up off the mat. Pups whips Kan to the ropes, superkick by Pups! No! Kan catches it! Leg and shoulder suplex by Kan!!! Both men are slow to their feet. Kan blocks a Pups right, and nails him with one of his own. Irish whip by Kan. Pups ducks the clothesline, and knocks Kan down with a flying forearm! Pups to his feet, and jumps to the middle turnbuckle! He comes off, but Kan kicks him in the stomach! Piledriver by Kan!! 1..... 2...... thre... kick out!!!!! Kan slaps the mat, and picks Pups up. Kan puts Pups head between his legs, and lifts him up for a powerbomb! Pups with rights, and gets free! Pups kicks Kan in the stomach! Running Liger Bomb!!!!! 1..... 2.... 3!! NO!! KAN KICKED OUT!!!! Pups just falls back to the canvas. Pups gets to his feet first and grabs Kan by the hair. Pups lifts Kan up, and hits him with a knife-edged chop. Whoo! Pups whips Kan into the corner. Kan explodes out of the corner with a big clothesline!! Pups back up and charges at Kan! Kan picks up Pups and drops him neck-first across the top rope!! Kan grabs Pups by the hair, but Pups pulls on Kan's tights and takes him out of the ring! Pups goes for a pescado, but Kan moves! Kan rolls back into the ring when Jolly Potter and Neophytou come running out!

Boggs: What the hell!? It's the OWA Tag team champions!

Royce: Look out Puppy!

Potter and Neo nail Pups from behind, as Kan is talking with the ref. They send Pups into the ring steps, then double suplex him on the concrete! Potter puts Pups across his shoulders and hits a DVD on the concrete! Neo comes off the ring apron with a leg drop onto Pups!!! They roll Pups back into the ring, as Kan slowly walks over, all cocky. He picks up Pups, and goes for the Kan of Slam[pumphandle backbreaker], but Pups reverses with a rollup!!! 1... 2.... kick out!! Kan quickly takes Pups down with a drop toe hold! Kan Opener on Sick Puppy!!!! Pups isn't giving up yet! He's about to tap!! Syn!! Syn is running to the ring! He goes between Potter and Neo and slides into the ring!! Kan releases the hold, and gets in Syn's face!

Kan: What are you doing!?

Before answering, Syn boots Kan in the stomach, and gives him the Blood Syn[diving reverse ddt]!

Syn: I'm the one who's taking the title away from Sick Puppy!

Sick Puppy pulls himself up, and Syn nails him with the X-Rated[superkick]!! Potter and Neo run into the ring and confront Syn. They all get into it, when Kan comes to. Kan clotheslines Potter and Neo out of the ring! He turns to Syn, who backs away. He suckers Kan in, and low blows him! Syn dumps Kan to the outside, and follows suit. Kan quickly comes back with a kick and rams Syn into the guardrail! Potter and Neo come over and grab Kan. They tell him they need to work together to beat Pups. As they hold Kan, Syn dropkicks him in the face! Now they hold Syn, allowing Kan to give him a kick to the groin! Neo grabs Kan and Potter grabs Syn.

Boggs: Looks like this match is going to be thrown out.

Royce: Team Omega, as I'm calling them, isn't looking to well right now.

Boggs: But if they want to beat Pups, they do need to work together.

Royce: I don't see that happening, Randy.

Boggs: Me neither.

As Sick Puppy raises his hands in the air with the OWA title, the lights dim and everyone draws their attention to the JumboTron. A figure appears on the screen, but the lights are so dim that no one can recognize the person. A green glow surrounds the outline of the figure as he holds up a picture of Sick Puppy, bloodied and beaten from a previous encounter a short time ago. The figure points to the picture as he begins to speak.

Figure: Have you seen my Puppy? He was sick of all of the a$$-kickings I gave him, and now he's run away. I guess he was tired of being the perrenial whipping boy of yours truly..or to put it honestly, he was tired of being my b**ch! So, he stole something that belongs to me, and put his tail between his legs like the poor excuse for an oxygen source and ran to the GFWA for shelter. So, I'm coming to find him. I know he misses me terribly..hell, you know a puppy can't survive without his master for too long. But don't worry little Puppy..you're best friend is coming to bring you back to reality very soon. I'm coming to slap some sense into you and anyone else who doesn't know the most cunning, calcualted, and controversial specimen to ever step into the GFWA, and dictate the atmosphere of this company. Everywhere I go, I make my presence known.. believe me, there's nothing you can do. You know it..the world knows it, and most importantly..I know it! Oh, don't think your little buddy Max "Turdburglar" Danger is safe. That anus raping, wife faking, mediocre executive that would be late to his own funeral is the cause of many things that perplex me. You know how I get when I'm in a foul mood... your wife knows first hand, doesn't she Puppy? Does she miss me? I'm sure she does, since we all know of your "shortcomings". But let me get to the core of why I've decided to contact you tonight. You're wrestling a mystery opponent, huh? The big mystery! The suspense is killing you, isn't it? Well, I've heard you drone on of how you know it's me. You know that I'm going to walk down that aisle and rip you apart like a pitbull on a puppy, just for old time's sake! Pups..little frail puppy...it wouldn' be a mystery if I spouted off who the opponent is now would it? It could be me, Pups..you're worst fears could come full circle tonight! Or maybe I might just wait..let you shiver with fear for a few days, maybe a few weeks..hell, you know I love the game of the hunter and the hunted..I could torture you for years and be satisfied, mainly because you're so f*cking easy to manipulate! You're a pawn, Sick Puppy. Everyone in this company will know that soon. So run, hide, do whatever you have to do to cower in the corner like a puppy who sh*t on the carpet, because I'm coming to rub your face in it! See you soon, Pups..and as always, the pleasure is all yours!

The JumboTron fades to black, and Sick Puppy is livid inside the ring. Kan and Syn cbreak away from Potter and Neo, and start to fight on the ground, as the cameras cut backstage. You see the Coke machine, with Johnny Street still waiting. He looks at his watch, obviously mad that nobody has arrived yet. Someone approaches him, a fairly tall individual. The man has a couple of inches on Johnny.

Royce: Who the hell is this other guy?

Boggs: The man Johnny has been waiting for... it's destiny!

Royce: Uh... gay?

The mystery guy is wearing a hooded sweatshirt, with the hood pulled over his face.

Street: Who are you?

Man: You do not need to know that... but I have a clue for you.

Street: A clue... huh?

Man: It's about the thing you call a "disease". I don't have long here, so let me just tell you.

Street: Go ahead...

Man: A homicidal maniac lies within thee's inner walls. Beware, this hideous freak is wrathful and has already caused loss in thine kingdom. Finding the answer means finding the truth. Think about it.

Street: Wait wait... what exactly do you mean?

Man: I must not stay and explain... figure it out, I know you can.

The man slowly backs away and starts to walk off. Johnny tries to run to him but two fake security guards come from basically nowhere and hold Johnny from doing this. The arena comes back to your screen.

Boggs: Well, someone is after Sick Puppy and now Johnny Street has to solve some type of riddle or something.

Royce: Yeah, that was strange. Street will never figure that one out.

Boggs: He could, but I don't see how with those stupid ass clues.

Royce: But whatever. I'm not going to try and rack my brain thinking about it.

Boggs: Good idea. Anyway, it's commerical time again folks, so don't go away, we'll be right back!

We fade into commercials for Roundtine, the new Ovaltine, a 1-800 Hotline for depressed Phobia fans to talk about how they are coping with Phobia's retirement, and a new magazine for the seeing impaired, when you open the pages the words are spoken to you by a famous actor. This week: Tom Green. We fade back in from commercial, where RJ is standing with Ricky Green.

RJ: I'm standing by with The Str8 Killa Ricky Green...

Ricky interupts him.

Ricky:No Str8 Killa.  It's just Ricky Green, Str8 Killa is a burden I'm trying to rid myself of.

RJ: Very well then, Ricky Green.  Now Ricky the question I'm sure everyone is wondering is, Why did you decide to help Chaos retain his title.  Especially after it was obvious that Jostrodomus really wanted him to fail?

Ricky: Well RJ, I'm gonna make this short, I ran down and purposely made Dexter lose.  That's all, Chaos winning, just an unfortunate side effect.  I had no intention of helping out Chaos.  But frankly after what Dexter did to me a few weeks ago, ruining his chance at becoming the GFWA World Champion, seemed fitting punishment enough.  Dexter just happened to win the US Title match by a fluke, everyone knows that title was meant for me,  Not that I appreciated being Joz's chairity case, but as a result of that loss.  Dexter has bragging rights over me, and I slipped into a heavy losing streak.  Hell I lost to Firestorm ok...the team I can take 2 on 1.  I lost too.  And It's all a result of what Dexter did, so I decided to get a little payback.

RJ: So, it was revenge?

Ricky: Of course.

RJ: What does Jostrodomus think of that explanation?

Ricky: Joz is a hot-head.  I'd be the first to admit that.  And frankly before the match had begun I had no idea what he wanted done during the match-up. Neither did I actually see what he did to Chaos.  Joz I gotta apologize for the outcome of the match, but I ain't gonna say I'm sorry for doing it, because I ain't.  All I'm gonna say is that Joz.  I'll pay ya back for it, possibly tonight....

RJ: Are you referring to...

Ricky interupts him again.

Ricky: No Comment....this interview is over..

Ricky pushes the mic away from his face, and walks away from RJ without replying. The scene shifts back to the arena.

Boggs: Looks like Ricky Green has something planned for later tonight.

Royce: Yep, looks like Jostrodomus is going to be our new World Champ. Sucks, eh?

Boggs: No, it would be awesome! Chaos sucks!

Royce: Danger needs to test you for drugs.

Boggs: He needs to check you for drugs!

Royce: Nice comeback, putz.

Boggs: Shut up, King. Let's just get our next matchup underway.

---SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH---
[Japan Air and Johnny Street .vs. Devilz Darkside and Tombstone]

Can't get the best of me" by Cypress Hill hits as Japan Air walks out with Johnny Street. As they enter the ring they get a loud pop. "Highway to hell" by AC/DC hits as Devilz Darkside and Tombstone walk out together. They get loudly booed as they enter the ring. The match starts as Kensi and Hellz Angel step into the ring and stare across the ring at each other hatefully while Johnny Street stands on the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air to the delight of the crowd. They erupt in cheers as Jubei stands in the opposite corner with his arms folded, stone-cold with much on his mind. He seems ready. The Extreme Champion, Tombstone, backs off in his opposite corner with Devilz Darkside at his side. Devilz Messenger seems ready to go but Hellz Angel is still staring dead into Kensi's eyes. The ref signals to ring the bell and it looks like Johnny Street and Tombstone are going to start this thing off.

Boggs: Looks like this match is underway and it should be a doozy. We've got the Extreme champion and the tag title holders all in the same match!

Royce: True indeed, and from the looks on the faces of our tag champions, it's shaping up to be a hard-fought brawl.

Street and Tombstone rush at each other and collide, Tombstone knocks Street over with a hard standing shoulder block and hops over Johnny into the ropes. Street stands and leapfrogs over the returning Tombstone and turns around in time to his a quick arm drag on the Extreme champ. Tombstone stands and gets walloped by a hard double seated dropkick by Street. The Extreme champion rebounds and rushes at Street again who takes him down with a drop toe hold. Street stands and hits a quick leg drop across the back of Tombstone's neck as the crowd gives him a loud pop.

Boggs: Street, displaying his quickness and in-ring experience so far in this match-up.

Street lifts Tombstone to his feet but is stopped short by a shot to the ribs. Johnny pounds on Tombstone's back with a big right arm but is immediately hammered again with a shot to the stomach. Johnny doubles over and Tombstone stands up quickly and runs to the ropes, coming back with a huge kneelift to Street's face. Johnny's down as Tombstone stumbles back into his corners and tags in Devilz Messenger.

Royce: Heh heh, looks like Street's in trouble now.

Boggs: You can say that again.

Royce: Heh heh, looks like Street's in trouble now.

Boggs: Oh brother......

Devilz steps into the ring and stalks over to Street whose holding his jaw after that devastating kneelift. DM picks Street up and whips him into the ropes. Johnny rebounds back and DevilzMessenger elevates him up into the air for a huge backbody drop but Johnny counters in mid-airs with a huge dropkick and they both come down hard. They both lay motionless on the mat.

Royce: Looks like these guys are out.

Boggs: That impact was amazing.

Devilz Messenger and Street, both, struggle to make the hot tag. Street crawls over to his corner and tags in Kensi while DM tags in his partner, Hellz Angel! HA and Kensi both rush at each other full speed. HA cleans Kensi's clock with a HUGE big boot but Kensi rebounds quick and spears Hellz Angel!

Boggs: It's obvious that these two really have it in for each other.

Royce: Obviously....

Kensi is wailing on Hellz Angel with fists of fury but Hellz Angel gets the advantage by rolling him over and giving his own dose of punches. Kensi pushes Hellz Angel off of him and kips up quickly. HA turns around and the two go into another cold hard staring contest.  Hellz Angel swings at Kensi with a wild lariat but Kensi ducks and takes HA's legs out from under him with a quick sweeping kick. HA falls to one knee as Kensi rears back and nails Hellz Angel with a HARD kick to the spine. Hellz Angel writhes in pain as Kensi looks down upon him in disgust. Kensi stomps HA with authority and looks over to the turnbuckle. He runs up, springboards twice, and spins for a death-defying double springboard legdrop but Hellz Angel is suddenly dragged under the bottom rope by his partner, Devilz Messenger.

Boggs: What a save by Devilz Messenger! That could have been the end.

On the outside, Devilz Messenger gets clocked from behind with a huge double axe handle by a fuming Jubei. Jubei picks him up and whips him hard into the ring steps but it's reversed Jubei gets launched into the steel with tremendous force. Back in the ring, Kensi, is crawls to the corner where an eager Johnny Street is awaiting the tag. Hellz Angel is crawling after his co-tag team title holder in hot pursuit. HA grabs him by the leg and stands, much to the dismay of Kensi, who's now hopping on one foot. Kensi hops up and hits an enziguri on HA who goes down hard. Kensi tags in Street and Hellz Angel quickly tags in Tombstone. Street and Tombstone take off at each other. Tombstone takes Street down with a hard lariat and quickly picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Street leaps and springboards off the top rope with a twisting moonsault that's on target. He takes Tombstone down and goes for the cover. 1.......2.....NO! Not yet!

Boggs: What agility by Street!

Royce: Take a look at what's happening right in front of us!

Jubei is hammering Devilz Messenger with a plethora of blows to the face. He lays DM on the announce table and ascends the apron. He takes on look back and springboards off the outside ropes with a huge ASAI LEGDROP OFF THE APRON ONTO DEVILZ MESSENGER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Boggs: ............my god, are we on? Royce, can you hear me?

Royce: We're still on. I think it's alright. A little help here?

Jubei and DM are both out of it. Kensi and Hellz Angel are both very fatigued. Only Street and Tombstone are left. In the ring, they're going at it. Street whips Tombstone into the ropes and lowers his head. Tombstone comes back and puts Street into a standing head scissor. He hooks Johnny's arms and drills him into the mat with The Decapitator!

Royce: The Decapitator! All he has to do is lock him into submission and this one is over.

Boggs: Who the hell is that coming down the ramp.....wait....it's....it's CRYPTONITE??!

Royce: What the....... Tombstone stands and stares over the ropes at Cryptonite, pointing his finger furiously and telling him to back off. Street comes from behind Tombstone and hooks him around the waist. He rolls backward and puts him in a prawn pinning predicament. 1.......2......3!!! Japan Air and Johnny Street win! After the match Japan Air exits the ring and Johnny Street stays in the ring as the G-Tron lights up. The arena goes dark and "All in the Family" by Korn kicks up. A tiger goes to the left part of the G-Tron, a straitjacket goes to the middle, and a world title with GWF written on it goes to the right. "All in the Family" stops playing as a voice is heard saying, "You owe me, street! You owe me, Street."

Royce: What the hell!?

Boggs: I don't... whoa! Watch it!

Sonic Youth comes from the crowd and jumps between Boggs and Royce. He grabs a ladder from under the ring, and gets in. He knocks Street down from behind with the ladder! Tombstone and Cryptonite stare at each other, when Kent Blade comes from the crowd! He's bandaged up and limping, but takes Tombstone down with a big lariat! Blade tosses Tombstone into the ring steps, then grabs his Extreme title. Tombstone gets to his feet and Blade pastes him with the title! Blade lays the boots to Tombstone as Youth sets up the ladder over Street, and climbs up. He holds the Light Heavyweight Title high into the air as we fade to an Invasion Promo.

INVASION...

Definition: The act of invading, especially the entrance of an armed force into a territory to conquer.

This Saturday, February 24th, 2001....

The GFWA will invade Anaheim, California and take over the Pond...

But is another invasion lurking...

Pictures of OWA wrestlers appear on the screen. They fade out.

But there's more...

One Title... Two men... And a ladder....

Pictures of Sonic Youth and Johnny Street appear on the screen with a ladder behind them and the LW title high above them.

The highest prize in professional wrestling...

A picture of the GFWA World Title appears.

Everyone wants it....

But only three men have the chance...

Pictures of Chaos, Dexter, and Chiaroscuro appear, with the silhoutte of a fourth person in the background.

Or is there one more...

Tune in to ABC this Saturday, and let the GFWA invade your home...

INVASION

The little promo ends as we go back to the arena.

Boggs: Invasion is going to be one hell of a PPV, King.

Royce: FPV, and it will be awesome! Just the Ladder match would be worth the price of admission alone, but there's going to be so much more, you should have to pay for it!

Boggs: But you don't, and that's the great thing about the GFWA! The big shows are FREE, but to see what leads up to those shows, you have to pay!

Royce: Isn't it great?

Boggs: Yes it is! Well, speaking of Invasion, I hear RJ has some news on the show. RJ?

The cameras cut backstage where RJ is standing in front of an Invasion sign with Teichi and Jay D standing on opposite sides of him.

RJ: Yes, thank you, Randy. Next Saturday the GFWA will be presenting Invasion on ABC. Now, one match has been signed already between Sonic Youth and Johnny Street for the Light Heavyweight Title in a Ladder match. But with me now are two men who are going to be competing in a match to see who becomes the new number one contender to the title after that Ladder match.

The camera focuses in on Teichi and Jay D, before turning back to RJ.

RJ: After Teichi's win over Shawn Springs earlier tonight, and is little post-match scuffle with Jay D, Max Danger has signed a match between the two. So two matches are now...

Suddenly Teichi is taken down with a chairshot to the back of the head, and the person weilding the chair walks across the screen and bashes Jay D in the head as well. It's Devon Drake.

Devon Drake: Excuse me, RJ, but there's been a change in the card. It seems as if I have been added to the Teichi-Jay D match at Invasion, to make it a three-way. So after I'm through whippin' their asses, whomever the champ is after Invasion, I'm goin' to take what is mine.. the Light Heavyweight Championship!

Devon Drake throws down the chair and walks off screen as RJ just stands in silence. We head back to the arena.

Boggs: Now that will be a great matchup, King!

Royce: Yeah, the little guys are great! They are just so good.

Boggs: And things that are good are our commercials, and we have to show you more of those! Sorry folks, but we'll be right back.

The cameras fade into commercials for Sega's new video game system, Guaranteed Failure, a cartoon about how cool using drugs and having sex with animals marketed towards children that comes on right as kids get home from school, and a book on the best drinking straws in the world. We fade back in from commercials as the announcers have a brand new table after Jubei and Devilz Messenger went through it in the last match.

Boggs: Welcome back folks. We have now used up three tables tonight, since the wrestlers seem to want to break ours.

Royce: I say this one will get broken as well.

Boggs: I wouldn't doubt it. I just hope it's you that ends up going through it.

Royce: That's just mean, Randy.

Boggs: That was the general idea.

Royce: Oh. Well you succeeded.

Boggs: Yep. Well, it's that time again. Time for the main event!!

---GFWA WORLD TITLE MATCH---
[Chaos .vs. Jostrodomus]

Out walks Shawn Springs, Sonic Youth, Little Jack[in brown mask & w/ cooler full of Sunkists], and Japan Air. They were asked by Joz to watch out for anyone trying to interfere in the match. Little Jack stands in from of the announce table, Sonic Youth and Shawn Springs take sides of the ring, and Japan Air stands on the rampway. Then "#1 Stunna" by the Big Tymers blasts through the arena, and the place goes wild! Chiaroscuro is in the backstage area looking for Jostrodomus, and as he goes to Jostrodomus' locker room, he doesn't find him. He is storming through the entrance area looking for him as he soon figures out he is in the ring. Jostrodomus is posing on the middle turnbuckle as fireworks shoot into the air. "#1 Stunna" fades out, as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica kicks up. The crowd instantly starts to boo. Chaos walks out with the World Title around his waist, and Karnage right behind him. Chaos walks to the ring, soaking in the boos. He and Karnage walk right between Japan Air, then stop at ring side. Chaos hands Karnage the World Title, who puts it on his shoulder. Chaos then walks around the ring, checking out Springs, Youth, and Little Jack. Chaos then jumps onto the ring apron, looking out at Japan Air again. Chaos then stands up on the apron, and Joz comes running at him. Joz knocks Chaos off the apron and into Karnage! The ref calls for the bell.

Boggs: And we're under way!!

Royce: This is going to be good!

Joz jumps out of the ring, as Chaos gets to his feet. Joz with a big right! Another right by Joz! Joz ducks a Chaos right, knees him in the stomach and slams him into the ring steps! Karnage gets up and tries to nail Joz with the World title. Joz ducks and clotheslines Karnage to the ground. Joz picks up the World title, as Chaos gets to his feet. He charges at Joz, who back body drops him onto the ramp! Karnage gets to his feet as Joz climbs onto the apron. Karnage turns around and Joz jumps off, nailing him with the World Title! Joz tosses the World Title down, and walks over to Chaos. Joz grabs Chaos and tosses him into the guardrail! Chaos stumbles forward, and Joz whips him into the other guardrail! Joz clotheslines Chaos over the railing and into the crowd! Joz follows after him. Joz with a forearm shot to the back of Chaos. More rights from Joz! Joz grabs Chaos and starts him back towards the ring. Joz whips Chaos against the guardrail and goes for a clothsline. Chaos flips him over the railing, and Joz lands on his feet! Chaos turns around and throws a right at Joz. Joz blocks and nails his own! Joz rams Chaos' head into the guardrail! Joz grabs Chaos and suplexes him back over the railing! Joz rolls back into the ring as the crowd goes nuts!

Boggs: Joz is on a roll now, King!

Royce: Yeah, he's really taking it to Chaos.

Chaos is slow to his feet, then falls up against the guardrail. He shakes his head to get cobwebs out, as Joz climbs out onto the apron. He jumps up to the middle turnbuckle. Joz leaps off, and Chaos moves! Joz hits the guardrail jaw-first! Chaos kicks Joz, then grabs him by the hair and rams his head into the guardrail. Chaos whips Joz into the ring post! Joz up to one knee and Chaos kicks him in the face! Joz falls to the ground. Chaos picks up Joz and whips him into the guardrail. The massive impact causes Joz to flip over the railing and into the crowd. Joz gets to his feet and when he turns around, Chaos comes off the guardrail with a dropkick! Chaos jumps up. "Whoo!", and the crowd boos. He pushes the fans away, and grabs Joz. Chaos sends Joz into the guardrail again! Chaos charges at Joz and hits a cross body, knocking both men over the railing. Chaos gets up, and leads Joz up the steps and onto the ring apron.

Boggs: Chaos has turned the tide in this match.

Royce: Yep, but what's he going to do on the apron?

Chaos sets Joz up for a suplex, but Joz blocks. Joz blocks again. Joz reverses it and picks Chaos up. He drops Chaos, crotching him, on the top rope!! Joz starts to shake the top rope up and down until Chaos falls back into the ring holding his crotch. Joz lifts his arm into the air and the crowd cheers. Joz climbs to the top rope and waits for Chaos to get to his feet. Joz goes to leap off, but Karnage grabs his foot. Joz finally kicks Karnage off, but it was enough time for Chaos to recover and dropkick Joz! Joz falls off the ropes and to the outside! Chaos climbs up top, and nails Joz with a big cross body block!! Chaos jumps up and lifts his arm into the air. He gets booed heavily. Chaos gives them all the finger, which they boo louder for, and grabs Joz. Joz with a right to the gut, but Chaos headbutts him. Chaos rolls Joz back into the ring, and climbs up top himself. Chaos waits for Joz to get to his feet. Joz does so, but has his back to Chaos. Chaos shrugs and leaps off with a double axe-handle! Joz quickly turns around, and nails Chaos with a savant kick on the way down!!!! Both men down!!!

Boggs: What a move to counter by Joz!

Royce: Neither man has really had the advantage lately. Both men are equally matched here.

Joz pulls himself up using the ropes, as Chaos slowly gets to his feet. Joz charges at Chaos with a clothesline, but Chaos ducks. Joz hangs onto the ropes as Chaos tries a dropkick! Joz grabs Chaos' legs and rolls him up. 1.... 2.. kick out!!! Joz gets to his feet, as does Chaos. They exchange rights, before a knee to the gut gives Chaos the advantage. Chaos whips Joz into the corner. He charges in but eats boot! Chaos backs out and then tries again! Drop toe hold by Joz, and Chaos' face nails the bottom turnbuckle!! Chaos back up and Joz grabs him around the waist. German suplex is blocked, and we get a standing switch. Chaos with a German suplex on Joz, but he lands on his feet! Chaos is up and turns around. Joz with a big clothesline to take him down! Chaos rolls to the outside. Chaos walks over to Karnage to discuss things. Joz with a suicide dive on both men!!!! Joz jumps back into the ring, and lifts his arm into the air and the crowd goes crazy!

Boggs: Great move by the big man!

Royce: Very impressive. The champ needs to regroup, because whatever his game plan was, it's not working.

Chaos gets back to his feet, as Joz walks over and holds the ropes open, inviting him back into the ring. Chaos just gives him the finger and walks around the ring. Joz walks over to, and holds the ropes open again. Another finger gesture from the champ. Chaos walks around the ring again, where Shawn Springs is laughing at him. Chaos ignores him at first, then when Joz opens the ropes for him, Chaos nails Springs with a big right. Chaos grabs Springs and slams him into the ring steps! Joz jumps out of the ring, and begins to chase Chaos. Chaos goes around the steps, and as Joz goes around behind him, Karnage pops up and grabs Joz by the throat! Chaos rolls back into the ring. Joz kicks Karnage low, and tosses him into the guardrail! When Joz turns around, Chaos hits him with a springboard somersault body block! Chaos jumps onto the apron, and lifts his arm into the air, drawing a lot of boos.

Boggs: Smart move by Chaos to get Joz chasing him.

Royce: Yeah, but I don't think a kick to the nuts of Karnage was in the plan.

Joz gets to one knee, when Chaos jumps back out of the ring. Chaos grabs Joz, who hits him with a right. Chaos comes back with a right of his own, then a kick to the gut. Vertical suplex by Chaos on the floor! Chaos nips up, and lifts his arm into the air once again, and the crowd boos him again. Joz rolls onto his bellow then gets up to all fours. Chaos kicks him in the stomach! Joz rolls up against the ring steps. Joz gets into a sitting position, as Chaos charges at him. Joz rolls out of the way, and Chaos dropkicks the steps! They go flying into Karnage's groin! Chaos gets up and walks over to help Karnage. Joz picks up the World title belt, and waits for Chaos to turn around. He goes to nail Chaos as he turns around, but the ref grabs the belt from him. Joz turns to the ref. Chaos dropkicks Joz and he knocks over the ref!!

Boggs: The ref is down, King!

Royce: Uh oh! Things are going to get out of control now!

Joz turns back around, and Chaos nails him with a hard right. Chaos with another one. Chaos backs up, and goes for one big blow, but Joz ducks. Joz unloads with some quick left jabs, then a big haymaker right, that knocks Chaos around! Chaos is stumbling all over the place after that shot, and walks right into a big time chokeslam from Joz!!! Joz rolls Chaos back into the ring, and picks up a steel chair. Joz slides the chair in, and climbs onto the apron. He gets one foot in the ring, when Jason Stone jumps the guardrail from Springs' side, and grabs Joz's foot! Joz stands up on the apron, and tries to shake Stone loose. Finally Sonic Youth comes over and pulls Stone off. Joz then turns around and Chaos nails him over the head with the steel chair!! Joz is barely staying on the apron, by one finger to be exact. Chaos grabs him before he can fall. Chaos leans Joz on the ropes, while he sets up the chair. Chaos grabs Joz and suplexes him back into the ring on the open chair!!!! Stone low blows Youth, and grabs the ref. He rolls him back into the ring. 1............ 2.......... THRE......... KICK OUT!!!!

Boggs: Wow! Joz kicked out!!!

Royce: That was unbelievable!

Chaos can't believe and gets up to argue with the ref. Chaos then looks down at Stone with a disapproving look. Stone just shrugs his shoulders. Chaos' eyes then widen, and Stone looks confused. Sonic Youth grabs Stone from behind and pushes him into the ring apron. Youth then gives Stone a release german suplex on the floor!! Chaos just shakes his head. He turns around as Joz is getting to his feet in the corner. Chaos walks over and gets kicked in the gut. He comes back with a big right. Another kick from Joz, but Chaos hammers him down with a bunch of rights and lefts. Chaos whips Joz out of the corner, and into another. Joz hits the turnbuckle upside down, and flips up the corner, resulting in him sitting on the top rope. Chaos walks over and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. Chaos sets Joz up for a suplex, but Joz blocks, and fires off some elbows. He elbows Chaos off the turnbuckles and onto the mat. Joz turns around, and comes off with a big elbow! Chaos moves!!!! Joz hits the canvas hard and Chaos covers. 1... 2.... kick out!!!

Boggs: Another kick out by the challenger!

Royce: It'll take more than that to beat Joz, even I know that.

Chaos grabs Joz by the head, and brings him to his feet. Right by Chaos and it knocks Joz back down. Chaos picks Joz back up and whips him into the corner. He hits it so hard it knocks him to the mat face down. Chaos drops a leg across the back of Joz's neck. Chaos turns Joz over and gets the lateral press. 1... 2... Joz counters with a head scissors on Chaos! Chaos nips out, and kicks Joz square in the back! Chaos picks up Joz and whips him to the ropes! Joz ducks the clothesline! Chaos goes for the Chaotic Kick[superkick] on the next pass, but Joz avoids it, by rolling under it. Joz gets back up, and gets nailed with a leg lariat! 1.... 2.... kick out!

Boggs: Joz was looking to comeback there, but the leg lariat stopped it.

Royce: At least it was the Chaotic Kick, or this one would have been over.

Chaos picks Joz up off the mat, and gets in a couple knees to the face. Chaos tosses Joz into the corner. Chaos climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and unloads on Joz. Instead of counting along, the use ten different words to describe Chaos, and they weren't nice names. Joz hooks onto Chaos' legs, and carries him out of the corner. Joz then drops backwards, causing Chaos' head to bounce off the top turnbuckle! Both men are down, as Ricky Green walks down towards the ring. Japan Air stop him for a sec, but then let him pass. He walks over to where Joz and Chaos are, and starts to yell to Joz. He starts a "Joz" chant approvingly goes along with. Joz slowly gets to his feet as Chaos waits in the corner. Joz gets up and turns towards Chaos. Chaos bursts out of the corner, but Joz ducks. Chaos clotheslines the ref down, as Joz kicks Chaos in the stomach and gives him a stunner!! He covers Chaos but there's no ref!

Boggs: Joz could have won this thing, but there's no ref.

Royce: We need stronger refs!

Joz walks over to wake up the ref when a man with a mask comes out of the stands on Springs' side again. Ricky Green is slow to react as the masked man gets into the ring. He is wearing an Elite Player's T-shirt. Joz has his back to him as Chaos starts to climb to the top rope. Chaos then sees the man and smiles. He just perches himself on the top rope. The masked man waits and waits for Joz to turn around. Chaos then looks down at Karnage and gives him the thumbs up. Karnage shakes his head as if to say he doesn't know who it is. Chaos then gulps and when he turns back around the masked man is standing on the middle rope looking at him. A hard right gets Chaos leaning backwards. Joz sees this and pushes the ref back down. The masked man climbs up top with Chaos, then gives him a diamond cutter off the top!!!! He then exits the ring and walks up the ramp, walking between Japan Air. Joz then goes back to helping the ref up. The ref gets to his knees when Joz covers Chaos. The ref slowly crawls over. 1......... the ref inches closer..... 2......... he gets into perfect position..... THRE..... Karnage pulls Joz out of the ring!!!!

Boggs: Joz had the championship won, King!!

Royce: It's all fair, because Joz had some masked man help him out.

Karnage throws a right, but Joz blocks, and nails Karnage with his own. Sonic Youth comes up from behind Karnage and gets him with another low blow. Joz DDTs Karnage, and climbs back onto the apron. Chaos grabs Joz from behind and goes to suplex him back in. Joz blocks, and pokes Chaos in the eye. Joz drives his shoulder into Chaos' gut, then gets a sunset flip!! No! Chaos holds onto the ropes, then drops down on Joz! Chaos is holding onto the ropes, as the ref counts. 1....... 2....... THRE..... KICK OUT BY JOZ!! Chaos is knocked to the apron, and stands up. Joz gets to his feet, and turns around. Chaos comes off with a springboard cross body block! Joz rolls through!!! 1.... 2.... kick out by Chaos!! Both men back up, and Chaos runs at Joz! Double-handed choke by Joz!!! Double-handed chokeslam powerbomb by Joz!!!! 1..... 2..... thre... kick out!!!!!

Boggs: I thought we had a new champion there, King!

Royce: It was very, very close, but the champ was able to get his shoulder up.

Joz picks up Chaos and whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by Joz, but Chaos lands on his feet! Chaos goes for a Dragon suplex by Joz, drops to his ass, gets his legs under Chaos' armpits, and pulls him over. 1.... 2..... kick out!! Chaos pops up, and Joz ducks his clothesline!!! Chaos turns around, and Joz nails him with the #1 Stunna[falcon arrow]!!!! Joz hooks the leg! ONE..... The Pale Horse comes from the crowd and hits Little Jack in the head with a chair..... TWO....... and drops it beside Jack..... THRE....... he pulls the ref out of the ring and punches him in the face. Pale Horse runs around the ring but gets jumped in the middle of the ramp by Japan Air. They, along with Sonic Youth, begin to beat on Pale Horse as Jack secretly looks on faking the hit. As they all beat up on Pale Horse Joz looks at them. Jack sees they are all concentrated on something else and pops up with the chair. He runs into the ring and nails Joz in the back of the head. He drops the chair and gives Joz a Hangman DDT onto the chair. Jack pluls Chaos on top of Joz and quickly gets out of the ring and grabs a cold Sunkists off the announce table. Jack poors it onto the ref. The ref slowly comes to, as Jack continues to try and revive him. Jack finally just picks the ref up and rolls him into the ring. 1........... 2.......... THREE!! NO! NO! JOZ GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!

Boggs: Oh my god!! Joz kicked out again!!!

Royce: Amazing, simply amazing.

Chaos slowly gets to his feet and stumbles around the ring. He sees Joz still down with his leg on the bottom rope. Chaos pulls Joz to the center of the ring and covers him again. 1....... 2..... THRE.... KICK OUT!!! Chaos slaps the mat in frustration, then gets up in the dazed ref's face. Chaos yells at Karnage to get a chair. Karnage grabs a chair and climbs onto the apron. Chaos picks up Joz, and whips him to the ropes. Karnage tosses the chair to Joz, who catches it. Chaos goes for the Chaotic Kick again, but Joz sidesteps it, and nails Karnage in the head with the steel chair, knocking him off the apron!! He turns towards Chaos, who goes for the Chaotic Kick again! Joz ducks down, and rams the chair into Chaos' crotch!!! Joz tosses the chair, and nails Chaos with the #1 Stunna again!! ONE......... TWO....... THREE!! NO!! KARNAGE PUT CHAOS' FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Joz thinks he's one this one!

Boggs: New Champion! New Champion!

Royce: No, Chaos got his foot on the bottom rope!

Boggs: No he didn't, Karnage put it there!

Royce: The ref doesn't know that.

Joz begins to celebrate. He jumps to the middle turnbuckle and lifts his arms into the air as the crowd goes nuts. The ref stops Joz as he jumps off the ropes, and informs him of what happened. Joz can't believe and the crowd starts to boo heavily. Ricky Green gets onto the apron to tell the ref what Karnage did. Karnage walks over and pulls Green off the apron. Green starts to run from Karnage, as he gives chase. Green slides into the ring and stands beside Joz. Karnage jumps on the apron, and the ref comes over to get him off. With that distraction, Chaos very slowly gets to his feet. Green and Joz are side by side waiting for Chaos to make his move. Suddenly, Jason Stone slides into the ring to help out Chaos. He goes after Joz, but Chaos suprises him with a Chaotic Kick to the side of the face!! Stone goes tumbling to the outside. Joz charges at Chaos, but Green grabs him by the arm, and turns him around. Green gives Joz the finger, looks up at Chaos and rolls out of the ring. Joz slowly turns around, and Chaos nails him with the Chaotic Kick!!!! Karnage jumps off the apron, as Chaos covers Joz! 1...... 2...... 3!!!!!!

Boggs: Oh my god!! Ricky Green has turned on Joz!!!

Royce: Whoo! Chaos is still the champion!

Boggs: He stole the win, King! Joz should be the champion!

Green slides back into the ring as Karnage takes off his Elite Players shirt. Green and Chaos hug in the center of the ring, as Karnage climbs in. Karnage tosses Green the shirt. Green puts it on, as all three men lift their arms high into the air, as the fans boo loudly. The ref hands Chaos the title, and he jumps to the middle turnbuckle. He raises the title in the air, and trash gets thrown into the ring. Suddenly, "Basket Case" by Green Day hits. The fans go nuts! Green is pulled out of the ring by Jason Stone, and Sonic Youth grabs Karnage. Japan Air and Little Jack make their way to the back, as Chaos looks around for Dexter. Chaos then sees he's in the ring alone, when the lights go out. The lights then come back on, as Dexter is standing behind Chaos. Chaos slowly turns around, and Dexter gives him the Flatliner!!!! Dexter grabs the title and a mic. He stands over the fallen Chaos.

Dexter: Chaos, this title belongs to me! If it weren't for that no good punk, Ricky Green, I'd be the champion right now!! Next Saturday, at Invasion, I'm coming to take what is rightully mine. And that's the World Heavyweight Title!!! See you Saturday, Chaos!

"Basket Case" continues to play as Dexter tosses the belt onto Chaos and walks out of the ring. The place is going crazy as the Elite Players pull Chaos out of the ring. They start to help him to the back, when Chiaroscuro comes out from behind the curtains as he runs down to the ring very quickly. He rushes past the Elite Players and runs slides into the ring. Joz is up now. Him and Joz make some quick exchanges as Chiaroscuro gets the upper hand. Chiaroscuro knees him in the upper body and he gives Joz a front face DDT, he then nails a Hell's Haymaker, and hits the Darkness of Light as Jostrodomus lays on the ground knocked out. Chiaroscuro stands above Joz, as the Elite Players watch from the outside on the ramp.

Boggs: Chiaroscuro has attacked Jostrodomus! He just had a brutal match with Chaos!

Royce: And that's the best time to take advantage of the man!

Boggs: Folks, it's been a great night!! We'll see you next Saturday for Invasion!!

Royce: Bye!!!

Chiaroscuro stands above Joz as the boos engulf him. The Elite Players walk to the back. The GFWA logo pops onto the screen and we fade to black. Suddenly the cameras come back on. The words, "Off the record" appear at the bottom of the screen. Japan Air are walking to their locker room to gather their things. As they get to their door, someone whistles. Japan Air turn to look and it's Jolly Potter.

Kensi: What do you want?

Jolly Potter: Nothing much, just that Tag Team Title of yours.

Kensi: Well you want it, you come and get it.

Potter: Nah, I'll let him take care of it.

Japan Air turns around, and Neophytou nails Kensi over the head with a kendo stick! Potter picks up a lead pipe and nails Jubei from behind. They continue their assault, when Devilz Darkside come up.

Hellz Angel: Hey! Get the hell out of here! Only I get to beat on my tag team partner!

Potter and Neo slowly back away, as DD come in to beat on Japan Air some more. Suddenly Potter and Neo attack DD!! DD fights back however and gains the upper hand! Then from Japan Air's locker room comes Firestorm! They bash DD in the knees with golf clubs! Firestorm, Potter, and Neo leave the two most dominate tag teams in GFWA history lying in a pool of their own blood.

The cameras then cut to the parking lot, where Max Danger is walking to his limo. He gets to it and opens the door. It's suddenly slammed shut. Max Danger turns around, and is looking into the eyes of the Tony Gold, Edgecrusher, and Tyler Hendrix. Max backs up against the limo, as they get closer and closer. Max then starts to shrink down to the ground and curls up into a little ball. The three men crack their knuckles and move in on Danger as we cut away.

We cut to where Joz is walking. He stops at a corner, and looks to his left. He then looks to his right and sees nothing but a boot smacking against his jaw! Chaos has just Chaotic Kicked Joz again. The Elite Players jump on him and start stomping away on him. Then they stop and Chaos looks down at Joz holding the belt to his face.

Chaos: Last Shot was mine, Kiss the title goodbye.

Then Chaos presses the title up against Joz's face. He forces Joz to kiss the title. Chaos then pushes Joz head back against the concrete and walks off with the rest of the EP. We then fade to black with a shot of a bloodied Joz unconscious on the floor and a dark figure comes up to him. The dark figures stands over Joz. A hand grabs Joz's as we fade to black.