Girls Next Door comes to an end, and the credits roll. The next two hour block is for the best wrestling program on television today, GFWA's Saturday Night Rumble. So sit back, get some popcorn, and enjoy the show. We fade from the Playboy bunny logo, and into the GFWA logo. As it fades out, the cameras show a man pushing a cart full of boxes in the backstage area. He stops at a room and knocks on the door. The door opens and Dexter pops out.
Dexter: All right man you brought the champagne. Now when I win that title it will really be awesome.
Deliveryman: Sign right here and I'll be off.
Dexter: $200 American for a few boxes of champagne. What did the queen make this or something? This is robbery I tell you. I'll pay but there isn't going to be a tip.
Dexter signs the paper and brings the boxes into his room. The man leaves and Dexter shuts the door. The cameras fade into the Saturday Night Rumble video package, with Playboy Playmates dancing in between the wrestling action. That lasts for several more seconds, but as it ends, the Rumble logo flashes back onto the screen, and then we open inside a dark arena. The fireworks shoot off in every direction, prompting the fans to jump to their feet. The fireworks come to an end, and the lights come up. Every last person in attendance are on their feet and screaming at the top of their lungs. The cameras start to pan the crowd, showing such signs as "I Pooped My Pants", "Where's My Title Shot?", and "Chiaroscuro Fears His Mask!". The cameras continue to pan until the baddest SOBs in wrestling commentary start to speak on this.
Randy Boggs: Hello everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of GFWA's Saturday Night Rumble!! We are here live from the San Jose Arena, in San Jose, California!! Tonight is going to be one hell of a night, so don't change that channel!!
King Royce: Why would they? They do have to pay for this show. I doubt they'll be changing even if it does suck.
Randy Boggs: King Royce, my announce partner, you are correct. But folks, we have SIX PPV.. er.. FPV-quality matches for you all, including THREE titles matches!
King Royce: Oh hell yeah! Little Jack, our new United States Heavyweight Champion, will put his gold on the line against former stablemate, Payne!! Should be one hell of a contest!
Boggs: You said it, King. But don't forget our two debut matches, featuring former OWA World and TV champion, Sick Puppy, goes up against fellow newbie, Colin Baird! We'll see if these men have what it takes to be something here in the GFWA.
Royce: I'm sure they do, or Danger wouldn't have signed them in the first place. And speaking of new signees, also tonight, we have Johnny Street returning to the GFWA to take on Jason Stone, a newcomer to the fed. Now THAT will be awesome!
Boggs: Or Rockin'! Hehe.
Royce: Not funny.
Boggs: Who cares!? Later on tonight you will be seeing new Extreme Champion, Tombstone, teaming with the man he beat for the gold, Chiaroscuro, to go up against Jostrodomus and the Light Heavyweight Champ, Sonic Youth. The man who makes the pinfall will get an US Title shot sometime in the near furture!
Royce: I can't wait for that, but I'm also wondering how the Tag Team Champions, Kensi Hibiki and Hellz Angel, can work together in their Tag Title defense against Firestorm!
Boggs: That will be most interesting!
Royce: Oh, and don't forget, we have a HUGE main event!
Boggs: Yes we do, former US Champ, Dexter, will get his first ever World Title shot against Chaos!
Royce: That's going to be fantastic!
Boggs: This will be Chaos' first title defense since beating The Butcher for the title last week at Y2K1 Meltdown.
Royce: Well, it's his first match since then, so it would have to be his first defense as well.
Boggs: Yeah, that's right.
Royce: Well, our first match...
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath kicks up, and out walks Sonic Youth. The fans go crazy as Youth, with LW Title over his shoulder, makes his way to the ring. He walks around, grabs a mic, then slides into the ring. He jumps to the middle turnbuckle, and raises his hands into the air, as fireworks go off behind him.
Sonic Youth: Thank you for that warm welcome. I'm out here for one reason and one reason only. The Light Heavyweight division here in the GFWA is in shambles. I mean, there's me, and then there's.... NOBODY! What the hell!? Since defeating Ricky Green for the title, I haven't had one challenger, just because there aren't any Lightweights in this fed! So, what are we to do? Fly in some guys from Japan to compete? Look around the indies for some competition? I dunno, that's for the front office to decide. But until they do, this belt will lose it's prestige, it will no longer be a coveted title. Now we don't all want that to happen. So...
"Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play, and a huge pyro goes off sending the crowd into a frenzy. Johnny Street slowly walks out and shows his face through the smoke. He's smiling at the crowd's response, and quickly jogs to the ring and slides in to talk to them. He gets the microphone the Youth.
Street: Quiet down everyone, I'm here for a reason. I came here to make sure you all are ready for a lot more cyber whorism!
Crowd is on their feet again, lifting signs so all can see, and screaming for more.
Street: Naw, naw... I'm actually here for a little matter with Sonic Youth. Now you all may like him, him and the "darned" Silencas... but after his little talk earlier, I'm a little pissed off. You see he was saying that he doesn't have competition in the Lightweight Division, that he is the big dog of the little dogs. Well not anymore... not now that I'm here. Because since I'm here, he's gonna have a little problem with keeping that belt around his waist. He's gonna have some problems with staying sane, since he's gonna be so aggravated because he just can't keep me down..... Youth, I bet you think this a challenge. Well that is exactly what it is, I want you to prove to me that you deserve that belt that you seem so proud of. But you were right, you HAD no competition... but you do now, me, and I want you in the middle of the ring. Now I realize as a long time ex-Lightweight Champion, you may think wrestling is not for me anymore, and that I don't have a chance against you... well I'm gonna just have to prove a little something to everyone that thinks I have ring rust. I'll have to prove that I am not affected by what I have learned as of late, which you may or may not have heard, it doesn't matter. But I am not affected by it in the ring, and Jaosn Stone will learn it the hard way. While all of you learn it just by watching me. And now that I'm done talkin'... let's get rockin'!
JOHNNY STREET vs JASON STONE
Johnny Street gets another big response from the crowd as he drops the microphone as Sonic Youth just smiles, and exits the ring. Johnny Street is keeping an eye out to make sure Sonic Youth leaves ring side without attacking him but suddenly Stone comes running out of the crowd and levels him from behind with a massive clothesline. Stone grabs Streets arm and pulls him up and rapidly slaps him across the chest. Stone stops, raises his arm in the air and attempts a huge clothesline but Street quickly ducks under his arm and gives him a quick but stiff blow to the ankle. Stone limps away from Street a bit but Street gets up, bounces off the robes, and gives Stone a drop kick to his knee causing him to smash his head against the mat. Street flips him over and attempts a quick win by pinning him, 1...2. oh Stone kicks out!!!
Royce: The idiot pinned him to fast, your never going to get a cheap win like that here in the GFWA. He must think he is still in the UWC, bunch of jobbers!
Boggs: Street obviously want's to end this match quick, and I'm pretty sure he knows what the hell he is doing in there.
Royce: Well it sure doesn't look that way.
Boggs: Were missing all the action!!
Stone seems to be back on his feet and both wrestlers are exchanging blows. Stone using his power to his advantage begins punching Street with full force causing him to stumble back into the turnbuckle. Stone grabs the rope with one arm and begins to clothesline Street while he is in the corner. Stone stops and then Irish-whips street to the other side and attempts a big splash but Street misses. Street begins to punch and kick Stone in the stomach until he finally slides to the floor on his ass. Street runs to the other side and runs back throwing a drop kick right to Stones face. Street picks him up but Stone suddenly grabs Street by the neck and gives him a double handed choke slam, 1...2...Street kicks out.
Boggs: Oh my god, how did Street kick out of the devastating move.
Royce: That move was applied so horribly and make it much more easier for Street to kick out. If I would of done that move it would of been all over for Street.
Boggs: You seem to like dreaming a big to much pal. How about I call one of those two men on your arse.
Royce: Right now I ain't in the mood to beat the crap out of them, sorry!!
Stone picks Street up and gorilla press slams Streets right over the ropes. Stone gets out of the ring and looks under the ring. Stone pulls up a garbage can and a black chair. Stone picks the garbage can up and turns to Street who has already gotten up and is running towards Stone. Street jumps onto the apron and then jumps off with a drop kick, As stone tries to block it with the garbage can it flies into his face and they both hit the floor pretty hard. Stone seems to be bleeding right above his left eye. Street slowly gets to his feet and the same goes for Stone. Street slowly goes for a punch but Stone blocks it and grabs him by the neck. Street kicks him in the gut and DDT's him right onto the chair which was removed from under the ring earlier. Street jumps down and goes for the pin 1...2...3, no he kicked out.
Boggs: Street almost finished it with that nice DDT onto the chair.
Royce: Street is to light, he will never be able to keep Stone down for the three.... and Stone isn't that great of a wrestler either. HAHAHAHA!
Boggs: Shut up Royce, they are both astonishing wrestlers.
Street grabs the chair and throws it to the inside of the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Stone slowly arrives to his feet and rolls into the ropes just to get stomped on by Street. Street gets down and applies a reverse armbar on Stone but Stone doesn't seem to give up just yet so Street decides to release the hold. Street picks up the chair and gets ready. Stone gets up to his feet near the ropes and sees Street running at him so he ducks and Street nails the ropes causing the chair to bounce back into his face. Stone jumps down for the pin 1...2... Street kicks out. Stone gets pissed off and grabs Streets hair and pulls up off the floor and nails him with a Cradle DDT. Jason Stone walks over to the turnbuckle and tares off the patting to expose the metal. Stone grabs Street and brings him to the buckle directly across from the exposed one. Stone Irish-whips Street and his chest nails the exposed mental and he collapses to the ground in serious pain. Street goes for the cover, 1...2... oh he kicked out.
Boggs: That man could of seriously got injured. He may even have broken some bones in his chest but he still kicks out, truly amazing. Just like this match.
Royce: Another thing that is truly amazing is the stupidity of my frined here, Boggs. The only reason this match is looking so good is because both wrestlers evenly suck so they perform equally. If one of these guys fought someone like Joz they would lose in less then a minute.
Stone shakes his head and seems to be even more upset. Stone puts him in the gut-wench position setting up for The End. He picks him up to his shoulder but no, Johnny Street falls back behind Stone they both turn around Street sends a quick kick to Stones stomach and sets up for a suplex. Street picks up Stone but Stone flips over and behind Street. Stone grabs him from behind and goes for a german suplex but Street flips over him. Stone turns around just to receive a super kick right to the face. Street quickly runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle. He gets his balance but suddenly Stone hits the ropes and causes Street to fall on his groin. Stone walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs up and attempts a suplex but Street blocks it with his foot. Street pushes him off and stands back up getting perfect balance and does a 450 splash. 1...2...3. Its over, Johnny Street wins.
Boggs: What an amazing 360 splash!!!
Royce: Idiot, its a 450 splash. If it were a 360 splash he would of landed on his feet, idiot. And you say I don't know my wrestling terms.
Boggs: Poor Jason Stone has to walk away a loser here folks. Even after this hard fought battle he had tonight... who is running down to the ring?
Sonic Youth is seen running down the ramp right past Stone and he is carrying his Light heavyweight title. He slides into the ring and waits for Street to turn around. Street turns around, and Sonic Youth swings at him with his LW Title. Street ducks, and starts to unload on Youth with some punches. Street whips Youth to the ropes. Youth ducks a clothesline, then comes off the other ropes with a flying belt shot!! Down goes Street! Youth grabs a mic and leans over Street.
Sonic Youth: Johnny Street, you want a shot, you got a shot!! Ladder match at Invasion! But just a bit of fair warning... you will NEVER take this title away from me!
"Iron Man" kicks up, as Sonic Youth celebrates on the second rope. The fans have mixed emotions, but ultimately cheer for him. Sonic Youth exits the ring, and watches Street as he makes his way to the back.
Boggs: Sonic Youth versus Johnny Street at Invasion in a Ladder Match!! Wow!!
Royce: Oh fuck yeah! That's going to SOOOOO RULE!!!
The scene shifts backstage where you see Dave Hadder standing by with Jostrodomus.
Dave: Hello. I'm here with Jostrodomus. So Joz, what's on your mind?
Jostrodomus: What's on my mind...Where to begin Dave. You know damnwell what's on my f*ckin' mind. You see. Tombstone made the biggest mistake of his pathetic life last week when he attacked The Silencas. And then we have my dear friend Chaos, who still seems to run his mouth, no matter we're locking horns this week or not.
Dave: Yeah?
Jostrodomus: Remember a couple of days ago...I said that tonight would be the night that Tombstone gets his "payback"? Remember Dave? Well...it'll happen. You can count on that.
Just then you see Tombstone come walking out of a dressing room. Dave continues talking with Joz.
Dave: Oh you mean that guy over there?
Joz turns around to see Tombstone who is walking the opposite way.
Jostrodomus: Yeah that mother f*cker.
Joz turns around and takes off running.
Jostrodomus: Hey there f*ckface. What you doing?
Just then Tombstone turns around to get a clothesline from Joz. Tomber goes down and Joz starts to kick away on him. Joz turns around and sets up a table. He picks Tomber up and...Connects the # 1 Stunna onto the table.
Boggs: Oh my god...Tombstone has been laid out here at the hands of Jostrodomus.
Royce: Paybacks a BITCH!
Boggs: Kind of like your mom.
Royce: Exact...wait you mean like your mom?
Boggs: Nothing. Let's just get into our next match.
SICK PUPPY vs COLIN BAIRD
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock hits and out walks Sick Puppy. Sick Puppy speards his arms out at the entrance way. The fans respond to him with a nice amount of cheers, but some don't know who he is. Sick Puppy walks down the aisle, then slides into the ring. Sick Puppy paces around the ring when "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin hits. The crowd and Puppy is confused. Then out walks long time GFWA Superstar, Jose' Jose'. Jose' has a mic.
Jose' Jose': Y'r oppent not here, essa. So, you fight me!
Jose' Jose' charges the ring, and is immediatly taken down with a big clothesline! Sick Puppy picks up Jose and whips him to the ropes. Another clothesline takes him down. Pups whips Jose into the corner, and follows in with a big clothesline! Sick Puppy lays in the boots, as Jose falls to the mat. Pups backs up, then charges in, kneeing Jose right in the mouth!
Boggs: This is just..... a shame.
Royce: It's great!
Pups lifts Jose up, and nails him with a right. Irish whip by Pups. Jose ducks the clothesline, and tries a crossbody block. Pups catches him and hits a Fallaway Slam! Pups goes off the ropes, and drops an elbow. Pups unloads with some rights, before lifting Jose off the canvas. Pups whips Jose into the corner, and charges after. Jose moves, and tries a right. Pups blocks, and nails Jose with his own. Pups whips Jose to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline again, and wraps his arms around Pups' waist. Standing switch by Pups, and he nails Jose with a waistlock suplex! 1.... 2.... Pups lifts Jose up.
Boggs: Pups isn't done with Jose' yet!
Royce: Yippee! More punishment!!
Pups picks Jose up for a vertical suplex, and holds him up for a LOOOOONG time. Pups drops Jose across the top rope. Pups grabs both of Jose's legs, and kicks him low! Jose falls and rolls out onto the ring apron. Pups grabs Jose's head and rams him into the turnbuckle. Pups then gets Jose in a full nelson! Dragon Suplex by Pups to get Jose back into the ring!!!! Pups picks up Jose and nails a delayed brainbuster!! He goes up top, and leaps off with a Frog Splash!!!!
Boggs: Sick Puppy is in firm control here.
Royce: He's destorying Jose' Jose', and it's great!
Pups peels Jose off the canvas, and whips him to the ropes. Pups kicks Jose in the stomach, and nails a big powerbomb!!! Jose sent to the corner. Pups charges in, but Jose pulls himself up. Pups slides under the ropes! Pups climbs up top, and nails a Super Tornado DDT!!!! Pups picks up Jose, and runs to the ropes. Pups takes Jose's head off with a Superkick!!!! Pups picks up the dead weight and nails the Rabies[Pedigree into Facebuster]!!!! 1.... 2... 3!!!
Boggs: What an impressive debut for Pups.
Royce: Yes, that was total dismantling of Jose' Jose'.
Boggs: Can't wait to see this man against some real competition.
Royce: It should be fun.
"Cowboy" plays throughout the arena again, as Sick Puppy celebrates to a fair amount of cheers. As Pups continues to celebrate, "People Are Strange" by Twiztid hits the arena and Misfit walks out to a mixed reaction.
Boggs: Oh my god! It's Misfit, the OWA's Chairman!!
Royce: Huh?
Sick Puppy stops what he's doing and stares at the OWA Chairman. Tyler Hendrix then comes out through the crowd and climbs into the ring behind Sick Puppy. Hendrix has a lead pipe and clocks Pups upside the head.
Boggs: It's OWA's Co-Commissioner, Tyler Hendrix!!!
Royce: Huh?
EdgeCrusher then rappells from the ceiling, Sting-style, and helps Hendrix put a stomp on Sick Puppy.
Boggs: Holy Shit! It's Edgecrusher, the Co-Commish of the OWA!!
Royce: Huh?
While all this happens, Misfit stays on the entrance ramp and laughs. By now the whole arena erupts in boos as Executive Order 2K1 leaves Sick Puppy in a puddle of blood and walks to the back.
Boggs: Oh my god!! The Executive Order 2K1 has arrived in the GFWA!!!!
Royce: Huh?
Boggs: Nothing, it's over your head.
Royce: Oh, well, uh, whatever.
Boggs: We'll be back after these words from our sponsors! Don't go away!!
The scene fades to some commercials of Penial Implants for Dogs, Cocaine filled Girl Scout Cookies, and a How To Fuck Horses For Idiots book. We come back from the commercials and the scene fades backstage where you see Joz walking into the locker room of High Society with a steel chair in hand.
Jostrodomus: *walking through the door way* Here mother f*ckers...here here mother f*ckers...
He burst into the room where Devilz Darkside and Chairscuro are sitting down getting ready. He runs up and hits Devilz Messenger with the chair. Hellz Angel and Chairscuro get up and run at Joz. Angel has a hold of him, but Joz kicks back and connects a low blow. Chairscuro swings the chair at Joz only to have it kicked back into his face. Joz hits the # 1 stunna on Hellz Angel and then says something.
Jostrodomus: Boys...payback's a bitch isn't it? Enjoy the evening, and if you decide you want some more...GIVE ME A HOLLAR!!
The scene shifts back to the ringside where you hear the fans screaming after what has just happened.
Boggs: That's one pissed off cage climber. I mean Superstar.
Royce: I don't think tonight's the night to mess with Joz.
Boggs: I agree. Next match?
Royce: Sure.
LITTLE JACK vs PAYNE
The camera cuts in from commercial as you see paYne's entrance video come on, and right after that his music begins to play as "Pain" by 2pac blasts throughout the arena. A few seconds after the video and music plays paYne breaks through the curtains in a fast stride. paYne looks serious as he doesn't smack any of the fans hands and to the amazement of the fans he gets booed straight out of the arena. As he approaches the ring he dives under the bottom rope and he jumps up to his feet as he begins to pose. Little Jack's entrance movie begins to play, but the right theme music doesn't come on. Some weird type of gospel music plays as the video shows scenes of Pope John Poe. As the video shows the last clip, the music fades, and Pope John Poe walks through the curtains. He stops right after the curtain, as the U.S. Title is on his shoulder. You feel as if Little Jack isn't going to come out and the Pope is to defend his title, but Little Jack suddenly comes out as if he was right behind Pope John Poe. Little Jack has changed his attire, as he is wearing long white clothing and he has a plain brown leather mask on, with only holes cut out for his eyes. Little Jack and Pope John Poe are seemingly united as they both have a chain linking each other. You only see the chain for a few seconds, but you notice that they're together with hand cuffs. As they walk down towards the ring Pope John Poe holds onto the cuffs tight so that Little Jack doesn't harm anybody. It looks like they've made it to the ring doing so as Pope John Poe releases Jack from his side of the handcuffs as he runs into the ring to go at paYne.
Randy Boggs: Ha, look at him King, he looks like he is a chained dog looking to be unleashed.
King Royce: And unleashed he did. I don't know who this guy is, but I don't even really want to know who this freak is.
Randy Boggs: Strong words King, but it looks as if Little Jack has some new attire here.
King Royce: Randy, you notice everything and anything that anybody does, don't you? You aren't satisfied unless you're the one that sees anything huh?
Randy Boggs:* in a sarcastic voice* Yeah, sure, that's it King.
As Randy Boggs voice has been heard, you see Little Jack running at paYne, and as he bounces off the ropes, he comes back and hits him with a spinning elbow to the head. As paYne is down to the ground, Little Jack runs to the ropes, spring boards off and hits a plancha. As he lands on paYne, he immediately covers him, one...Kick out! As paYne kicks out with authority, Little Jack flies into the air and hits the mat face first. paYne jumps up to his feet and grabs Little Jack by the hair. He lifts Little Jack into a powerslam as he follows through with it and he goes down with Little Jack. He goes for the cover, but Pope John Poe jumps up to the apron, and as the referee sees this he doesn't even go to count. paYne would've definitely had a two count, but Pope John Poe got into it. As paYne sees why the referee hasn't started he jumps up and right before he punches Pope John Poe the referee steps into the way. Little Jack is getting up slowly, but when he sees all of this unfolding he jumps up in a panic and he spears pain from behind hitting him in the lower back sending him to the mat face first. paYne is on the ground curdling in pain as Little Jack ascends the top rope. Pope John Poe gets on the apron again, but this time he slides Little Jack the U.S. Title belt. The referee doesn't see this as he and The Pope get into an argument. As Little Jack is to the top rope with belt in hand, he vaults off the top rope, but paYne moves and he lands face first onto the belt making him very weary and groggy. As The Pope shows the referee the belt in the ring, he is about to disqualify paYne, but before he can tell the timekeeper to ring the bell, he gets knocked out by paYne with one closed fist to the temple. As The Pope sees this he looks on in awe as Little Jack is getting up slowly. Little Jack is on the ground, but he puts his hand on the rope. paYne walks over to The Pope, and he doesn't look like he is messing around. Little Jack starts to pull himself up with help from the ropes into a sitting position. paYne shouts something at The Pope, and The Pope doesn't like it. Little Jack grabs the title back as he is reared back leaning on the far ropes. The Pope spits in paYne's face, and as paYne rears back to punch him Little Jack bounces off of the far ropes and hits him with a hard crushing shot with the U.S. Heavyweight title. The Pope pulls the ropes down as paYne launches over the ropes, and lays to the floor on the outside unconscious.
King Royce: Did you like that one Randy, huh?
Randy Boggs: What do you mean by that?
King Royce: Well you always pick the underdogs, well try me here.
Randy Boggs: You just wait you prick, you'll see him prevail, after he shakes the cobwebs out.
King Royce:*Breaking it up into syllables* Right.
As King Royce's voice fades from his last words, you see paramedics rushing to the ring, and a new referee. The paramedics don't go to paYne though, they go to the unconscious referee lying in the middle of the ring. The fans like what they see as the whole crowd stands up on their feet cheering rather loudly. The new referee rolls him to the edge of the ring as the paramedics pull him onto the stretcher. It appears that Little Jack's U.S. title has been cracked and that all of the pieces of the gold have been juggled around. The new referee tells Little Jack that he can not do the things that he has been doing in this match up, and Little Jack just disregards the referee and he raises his belt into the air, and the fans give him a large pop as they have been liking what they've been seeing throughout the whole match-up. The referee just grabs Little Jack's U.S. Title from behind and he throws it into the front row section of seats. As Little Jack sees this he is angered and he is about to attack the referee. Pope John Poe sees this and he immediately dives into the ring telling Little Jack not to hit the referee and to do what he says. As this is all going down paYne seems to begin moving a little bit, as the crowd begins to boo. Little Jack, The Pope, and the Referee are wondering why they're booing as they look to the outside seeing that paYne is on one knee. Little Jack just looks at The Pope, as The Pope looks back exchanging glances, as the Referee looks on in shock. The three look at the G-Tron of the replay, and when the replay is done, they go to look at paYne, but he just isn't there. Little Jack turns around as he is hit with an opened fist, another open fist, and paYne is juking and jiving and then he twirls around and he hits Little Jack with a hard clothesline. After the move, it takes all of paYne's breath out of him for the time being and he just falls on Little Jack with the referee counting it as a pin. 1...2...and Pope John Poe grabs the referee and pulls him off. The referee looks at him and he goes to throw him out, but Little Jack just gets up and he just shakes his finger back and forth. payne is rolling around the ring wearily as the referee doesn't throw The him out, and The Pope goes to ringside.
Randy Boggs: Things are really starting to stir up here.
King Royce: You got that one right.
Randy Boggs: The thing that gets me, is that this match is still going on.
King Royce: Why do you think it's still on Randy?
Randy Boggs: Because this is the GFWA baby.
paYne rolls over towards Little doing somewhat of a clip to him as Little Jack falls to his back onto the mat. Both men have been seeing stars throughout the match-up, but I think paYne has had the worst of it here. paYne finally gets up as Little Jack is standing grabbing at his hamstring. paYne gets Little Jack into a grapple as paYne gets the best of it and has Little Jack wrapped around the waist from the back as he gives him a reverse russian leg sweep making his face hit the mat. As Little Jack's face it's the mat paYne rolls him over for the 1...2...KICK OUT. paYne gets up and he immediately walks towards the referee, and as The Pope sees the opportunity he gets on the apron and smacks paYne. paYne then tries to go after The Pope, but the referee never saw the slap so he is holding him back. As he is being held back Little Jack shakes the cobwebs out and he gets paYne into a schoolboy for the 1...2 kick out. Little Jack gets up as soon as he brought paYne down and he begins stomping away at him, but paYne grabs his foot at the third stomp and he brings him to the ground pitting Little Jack in is trademark move the Figure Four Sleeper. The crowd is ecstatic but Pope John Poe is not as he is shouting in the ring taunting to paYne, but paYne doesn't really care now as he has the move tightly on and Little Jack is about to submit. But paYne lets go of the hold as Little Jack slaps the mat the first time to tap out. The referee sees this but he doesn't have the bell rung because Little Jack hasn't tapped the mat three times. paYne is furious as he walks over to Pope John Poe who is still standing on the apron and he gives him a vicious right cross sending him to the cement floor. The referee isn't seeing anything as he is asking Little Jack if he wants to go on. Of course Little Jack wants to go on, but he definitely isn't seeing what paYne is doing to Pope John Poe right now.
King Royce: Little Jack hasn't been on the offense much lately, but that Pope looking guy has been going after paYne this whole match-up.
Randy Boggs: Yes Randy, the offense has been juggled around here. It can change at any minute of this match-up.
King Royce: Little Jack has been acting weird lately, ever since that Pope guy showed up in the GFWA.
Randy Boggs: Maybe Little Jack is on the sprout of a new gimmick?
King Royce: Or perhaps Little Jack is just going mental!
paYne hops over the top rope and he splashes right on top of Pope John Poe. Little Jack sees this and he suddenly gets some strength in his legs. He bounces off the far ropes and he when he gets to the near side ropes he grabs the ropes and flips on top of paYne and The Pope. Little Jack rips paYne right off of the ground as the referee is starting the mandatory ten count. Little Jack irish whips paYne into the barricade and as he is about to fall down Little Jack hits a front face DDT. The referee is at the nine count as Little Jack rolls into the ring, and rolls back out rather quickly so the referee has to start the ten count again. Little Jack whips paYne into the ring post, but paYne reverses and Little Jack goes flying into the ring post and his head lands onto the steel steps. The count is at four and paYne whips Little Jack, and when he hits the announce table he flips up in the air and lands on the announce table. paYne rolls back in the ring to start the ten count again, and he rolls back out. He goes to the announce table and he puts Little Jack's head between his legs. As he goes to give Jack a piledriver, Jack reverses and gives him a back body drop off of the table. Little Jack jumps off the table, grabs paYne, and throws him on the table now. The count is at seven, and now Little Jack jumps up on the apron, and slides into the ring. He gets on the top rope, and as he goes for a leg drop, paYne rolls off of the announce table right into the laps of Randy Boggs and King Royce, meanwhile Little Jack lands on the announce table tailbone first not breaking the table!
Randy Boggs: Why the hell couldn't you roll the other way?
paYne: I didn't have enough time to think did I?
King Royce: Well, I guess you didn't, but you better get up off me before Little Jack busts you up. paYne: Ha, that sounds really funny, but who's getting the best of who now?
Randy Boggs: Nobody really, the match is going back and forth.
paYne: True, but I'm going to get the pin at the end, because I'm the true Outsider of the GFWA.
King Royce: Well, you better get back into the ring cause the counts at nine.
paYne sees that the count is at nine, and the referee is inching towards ten, but paYne gets in the ring right as he says ten. Little Jack is still on the announce table as paYne heads on out towards the outside. paYne gets on top of the announce table and he hits the Final Prayer through the announce table. Both of the men lay on the ground, near blacked out, but Little Jack just gets up as we see no pain in his eyes. Nobody really cares about paYne as they give a loud pop to Little Jack, but he isn't aware of where he is and he trips over the ring steps. paYne finally gets up and he grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself into the ring. The referee starts counting again, and it gets to about an eight count when Pope John Poe throws Little Jack into the ring. paYne gets up and he gives Little Jack the Crucifixion, near the ropes. The referee counts 1...2...3. NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP. But wait, Pope John Poe put Little Jack's foot on the bottom rope after the count, and as the referee sees this he tells paYne that the match still has to go on. paYne is furious as he is arguing with the referee, and Little Jack just school boys him for a two count. As paYne is hammering away "Simply Perfect" Jason Stone comes through the crowd, as it appears that he was the one who got the U.S. Title from the front row of the crowd and he hops over the apron. He has the broken belt wrapped around his waist as he goes to get a chair from ringside. The referee tells him not to, but he gets in the ring and clocks him over the head. paYne doesn't see Stone as he gets a chair to the head. Little Jack gets up as Stone drops the chair. Stone kicks him in the gut and gives him a DT onto the chair. As paYne is getting up Jason kicks him in the gut and hits the Simply Perfect onto the chair and leaves the ring through the entrance ramp as he has the U.S. Heavyweight title belt wrapped around the waist.
King Royce: Damn, Jason Stone has just made a statement.
Randy Boggs: That was one hell of a statement there.
King Royce: Yes, you're right at that, but Little Jack is still the U.S. Champion with the belt or not. He is the official champ.
Randy Boggs: Dammit, do you think I care?
King Royce: I dunno, you aren't the smartest man alive.
Randy Boggs: Shut up.
The cameras cut backstage where an angry Joz is seen walking down the hallway. As he goes around the corner, he bumps into Max Danger.
Max Danger: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Jostrodomus.
Jostrodomus: Yeah, you had better be.
Max just smiles, as Joz turns to walk away.
Max Danger: Oh, Joz!
Joz turns around.
Max Danger: Good luck in your match tonight.
Joz: Luck? Me? I don't think so. But I do think your boys will need a whole hell of a lot of luck after what I did to them earlier.
Max Danger: *laughs* No, Joz, I think you're wrong! HAHAHAHAH!
Joz: *under his breath* Jackass.
Joz turns around and starts on his way. Then out of the shadows of a dark room come High Society. They slam Joz into the walls, and just beat the living hell out of him. Devilz Darkside put him through a table with a double clothesline!! They all laugh as they leave Joz laying. We head back to the arena.
Boggs: Sweet Jesus! Max Danger just lead Joz into an ambush!
Royce: You should never say the Prez is wrong.
Boggs: I'll have to agree.
Royce: I don't blame ya.
Boggs: And that match is next, so I hope Joz is going to be alright.
JOSTRODOMUS/SONIC YOUTH vs TOMBSTONE/CHIAROSCURO
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock begins to play as the arena gets dark. The words High Society come up on the G-Tron, and a light shines on the entance. Out walks Tombstone and Chiaroscuro to massive boos. They slowly walk to the ring and step inside, as the lights come back up. "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath kicks up and out walks Sonic Youth, and the crowd goes crazy. Sonic Youth walks halfway down the aisle, and waits. "#1 Stunna" by The Big Tymers hits, but no one comes out. Youth turns to look, and as he is, Chiaroscuro and Tombstone attack him. They slam him into the guardrail. Then into the ring apron. Then into the ring steps. Double suplex by High Society! Chiaroscuro whips Youth towards Tombstone, who takes him down with a big boot! Chiaroscuro slides into the ring, as Tombstone picks up Youth. Tombstone lifts Youth above his head and tosses him back into the ring, as the bell sounds.
Boggs: Well, doesn't look like Joz is going to be making his way out here tonight.
Royce: Nope, so it'll be easy pickings for the two big men.
Chiaroscuro stomps at Youth, before whipping him to the ropes. Big back elbow by Chiaroscuro! Chiaroscuro starts to choke Youth, but releases after a four count by the ref. Chiaroscuro starts to choke him again, but releases it. Chiaroscuro picks up Youth and whips him into the corner. Big Stinger Splash by Chiaroscuro! Chiaroscuro unloads with some knife-edged chops. Youth comes back with some of his own, but Chiaroscuro gets a thumb to the eye. Chiaroscuro rams Youth's head into the turnbuckle. Chiaroscuro lifts Youth up onto the top rope facing the crowd. Chiaroscuro climbs up behind him. He goes for a big suplex, but Youth elbows him in the face three times to knock him off. Youth stands up on the top rope, and tries a moonsault!!! Chiaroscuro is up, and catches Youth!!! Big Tombstone Piledriver by Chiaroscuro!!! Tag to Tombstone.
Boggs: Chiaroscuro is dominating Sonic Youth right now.
Royce: Yeah, and now it's Tombstone's turn.
Tombstone comes in, and nails Youth with a big right! Another right. Another right, and another right! Irish whip by Tombstone, and Youth runs into a big boot!! 1... 2.. kick out! Tombstone picks up Youth, and nails him with another big right. Tombstone grabs Youth's arm, and attempts an irish whip. No, he hangs onto his arm, and pulls Youth back into a short-arm clothesline! Tombstone chokes Youth! Four count gets him off. Tombstone picks up Youth, and headbutts him. Youth staggers back, and Tombstone charges at him. Youth ducks, and Tombstone goes into the corner. Youth goes at Tombstone and tries a hurricanranna. Tombstone holds him up, and comes out of the corner with a Running Sitdown Powerbomb!!! 1.... 2.... th... kick out!!!!
Boggs: Give Sonic Youth credit. He's taking all this punishment, but they can't put him away.
Royce: Oh they will, it's inevitable.
Tombstone peels Youth up off the mat, and taunts at Youth. Tombstone rears back with his right arm, and goes for one big blow. Youth catches the arm and applies a Crippler Crossface!!!! Chiaroscuro is quickly into the ring to break it up. Chiaroscuro and Youth trade blows, allowing Tombstone to grabs Youth from behind and nail him with a release German Suplex!!! Tombstone picks up Youth, whips him to the ropes, and goes for a flapjack! Chiaroscuro hits a fameasser on Youth on his way down!! Tombstone covers! 1... 2.... thre.... KICK OUT!!!! The crowd goes nuts!
Boggs: Wow! Sonic Youth kicked out of the flapjack-fameasser combo!
Royce: That was quite impressive.
Tombstone and Chiaroscuro stomp away at Youth before the ref forces Chiaroscuro out of the ring. As the ref's back is turned, Youth hits a low blow! Standing dropkick by Youth! Youth runs to the ropes, and nails a flying head scissors on Tombstone!! Youth climbs up top, but Chiaroscuro shakes the ropes, and Youth crotches himself on the top rope!! Tombstone slowly walks over, and nails Youth with a big right. Tombstone climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and puts Youth onto his shoulders. Samoan drop off the middle turnbuckle!!!! Tombstone with the cover! 1... 2... 3! No! Kick out by Youth!! Tombstone tags Chiaroscuro back in.
Boggs: They just can't put him away.
Royce: Chiaroscuro will finish him off!
Chiaroscuro comes in, and talks with the crowd, allowing Youth to dropkick him in the knee! Youth staggers around, as Chiaroscuro gets back up. Chiaroscuro misses the right, and Youth dropkicks him in the knee again!!! Chiaroscuro back up, and Youth chop blocks him! Youth stomps away at Chiaroscuro's knee! Chiaroscuro pushes him away, but Youth comes right back with more stomps to the knee! Chiaroscuro pushes him back, and pulls himself up. Youth charges in, but Chiaroscuro flips him over the top rope!! Youth lands on the apron, but Chiaroscuro doesn't know it. He has his back to Youth, who nails a springboard dropkick to the back of his knee!! Youth lifts Chiaroscuro's leg and slams it into the canvas!! Again Youth does it!! Youth drags Chiaroscuro over to the ropes, and puts his foot on the bottom rope. Youth jumps onto his leg!! Another butt splash onto Chiaroscuro's leg!! Youth tries again, but Chiaroscuro moves his leg, and pushes Youth out of the ring with his other leg!
Boggs: That's one way to get rid of him.
Royce: He had to do something, or else Youth was going to take that leg home with him.
Chiaroscuro distracts the ref, as Youth gets to his feet on the outside. Tombstone comes off the ring apron with a big cross body block on Youth!! Tombstone picks up Youth, and rams him into the ring steps!! And again!!! Tombstone with a Fall Away Slam on Youth, and Youth slams into the guardrail hard! Tombstone rolls Youth back into the ring, and Chiaroscuro stomps at him. In between stomps, he shakes his injured leg. Chiaroscuro picks up Youth, and whips him to the ropes. Chiaroscuro tries a clothesline, but Youth grabs his arm, and slides between Chiaroscuro's leg. Youth tries a pumphandle slam, but Chiaroscuro blocks, and nails some back elbows. Chiaroscuro tries another, but Youth ducks it, and hits Chiaroscuro with a belly to belly suplex!! Youth goes to the ropes, but Tombstone pulls the top rope down! Youth goes tumbling to the outside!!
Boggs: That no good, SOB!
Royce: Hey, he's just doing whatever it takes to win.
Chiaroscuro tags Tombstone, who jumps to the outside, and grabs Youth. Youth fires off a few rights to the stomach, but Tombstone stops that with a knee to the head. Tombstone grabs Youth and hits a big hiptoss into the ring steps!! Tombstone, rolls Youth into the ring, and goes up top!? Tombstone hits a double stomp onto Youth's back!! Tombstone covers Youth! 1... 2.... thre... kick out!! Tombstone whips Youth to the ropes, and hits back body drop! Tombstone with an inverted suplex on Youth!! 1... 2... thre.... kick out!! Tombstone grabs Youth and whips him into the corner. Tombstone eats leather as he charges in! He charges in agian, and suffers the same fate!! Youth pulls himself up to the middle rope, and leaps off with a double ax handle! Tombstone grabs him around the neck!!! CHOKESLAM by Tombstone!!!! Tombstone signals for the end, as he peels Youth off the canvas. Tombstone puts Youth's head between his legs, and hooks his arms back when "#1 Stunna" hits, and the place goes crazy!!!! Jostrodomus comes limping out as he charges the ring.
Boggs: It's Joz! It's Joz! He's here!!
Royce: NOOOOO!!
Chiaroscuro meets him in the aisle, and they trade blows! Joz has Chiaroscuro reeling! Tombstone comes out, and Joz ducks the Hell's Haymaker, and Chiaroscuro nails Tombstone!!! Joz kicks Chiaroscuro in the gut and rolls him into the ring. Joz slides in, as Youth gathers himself, and hits a springboard Frog Splash onto Tombstone on the outside!!! Joz picks Chiaroscuro up, and nails the Domus Ending[Corkscrew Powerbomb]!!! Youth climbs back onto the apron, and goes up top. Sonic Youth hits a big 450 Splash!!!! 1.... 2.... 3!!! Joz jumps out of the ring, and goes to the back, as Sonic Youth celebrates his victory!!
Boggs: What an impressive comeback, and Sonic Youth gets an US Title shot in the near future!
Royce: Why did Joz leave so quickly?
Boggs: Dunno, guess Joz had something to do.
The cameras go backstage, as Joz shouts "Max Danger!". Joz enters Danger's office, and finds no one. All of a sudden `Simply Perfect` Jason Stone comes busting through the door with a sledgehammer. Joz gets up to meet him but gets hit in the gut with the sledgehammer. Stone then beats him on the back with it and then picks him up and delivers Simply Perfect onto the nearby table. Stone gets up and picks up his sledgehammer hits Joz one more time.
Stone: Joz, you'd better be ready for Chaos next week. The match will go pretty much like that.
And we go back to the arena.
Boggs: Jason Stone just attacked Joz as he was searching for Danger!!
Royce: Seems as if it was on Chaos' behalf.
Boggs: Chaos should worry about his match tonight against Dexter instead of hiring people to attack Joz before their World Title match next week.
Royce: True, but Chaos is a very confident man.
Boggs: Yeah, but we have to take a commercial break. We'll be right back folks, so don't go away!
We fade into some commercials for the Blind Baseball League, Strip Jenga, and Llama Blowup Dolls. We come back from the commercials, where Max Danger is standing in front of a GFWA banner.
Max Danger: Due to what happened earlier tonight in the US Title match, I am going to make Payne and Little Jack team up to take on Jason Stone and the Number One Contender and LW Champion, Sonic Youth. That should be a very entertaining matchup. Oh, and it's going to be a Hell in a Cell matchup. Also next week there will be an Extreme Battle Royal to see who faces Tombstone at the Invasion PPV for the Extreme Title. It won't really be a battle royal, more of an elimination matchup. There will be the usually weapons, and to eliminate someone you must pin them, make them submit, or toss them over the top rope, with BOTH feet touching the ground. The participants will be... I'm not telling yet. So, enjoy the rest of the show folks!
The cameras cut back to the arena.
Boggs: Two matches already announced for next week's card! Sonic Youth and Jason Stone will team up to take on Little Jack and Payne! And also there will be a Extreme Battle Royal to see who faces Tombstone for the title at Invasion!
Royce: And don't forget about the already booked Chaos-Jostrodomus World Title Match.
Boggs: It'll be Dexter-Joz if Chaos loses.
Royce: He won't.
Boggs: He could.
Royce: I KNOW he won't.
Boggs: How?
Royce: I have my sources.
Boggs: Liar. Now, let's get into our Tag Team Title match!
HELLZ ANGEL/KENSIHIRO HIBIKI vs FIRESTORM
Bush's "Machinehead" kicks up, as the fans start to cheer. Shadow and Fury walk through the curtains, and the place gets even louder. Firestorm heads to the ring, when "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC hits and the arena grows dark. Hellz Angel steps through the curtains alone, and heads towards the ring.
Boggs: This is going to be interesting to see how Angel and Kensi work together.
Royce: Yeah, Kensi said he could semi-trust Angel, since he said he wouldn't just lay down for Firestorm, because he wants to keep the title.
Boggs: Well, we shall see.
Angel steps into the ring as Firestorm waits outside. "Jump" by Southside Rockers hits, and the place goes mad!! Kensi Hibiki walks out, and poses for the fans. In the ring, Hellz Angel motions for Fury to get in, as Angel lays on his back. Fury cautiously slides in, and covers Angel. Kensi sprints to the ring. 1.... 2.... THRE!!!! NO! Kensi kicks Fury off just in the nick of time! Angel and Kensi are getting into it!
Royce: Guess Angel will lay down for Firestorm.
Kensi pushes Angel back, then smiles. Kensi falls on his back, and looks up at Angel, smiling. Angel just smiles right back. Fury covers Kensi. 1..... 2...... THRE!!!! KICK OUT!! Kensi noticed Angel wasn't going to break the hold, so Kensi kicked out. Angel and Kensi get into it again.
Boggs: Mind games from Angel here.
Royce: I guess Angel figured it would be easier to take the belts away from Firestorm while teaming with Devilz Messenger, rather than trying to keep them and teaming with Kensi.
Boggs: I'd say that is a fair assessment.
Angel and Kensi continue to yell at each other, when Fury and Shadow tries to sneak up on them. Kensi and Angel quit their yapping, and nail Firestorm with punches! Angel has Fury reeling with big rights. Kensi backs Shadow into the corner, and tries a jumping spin kick, but Shadow ducks, and fires back with kicks of his own to Kensi's ribs! Shadow with a frankensteiner on Kensi!! Kensi rolls through the pin attempt, and gets a modified boston crab!!!! Kensi bends Shadow's back back, while sitting on one knee, with the other on the back of Shadow's neck!! Fury ducks a Angel clothesline, and hits a neckbreaker! Fury dropkicks Kensi in the face! Kensi falls on his back, and Fury mounts him. A fury of punches by Fury! Angel is up, and pulls Fury off. Backdrop suplex by Angel!! Shadow holds his back as he gets to his feet. He jumps over Kensi as he goes to the ropes, leapfrog by Kensi! Big armdrag by Kensi! Stiff ass kick to the back of the head!!! And another! And another! And another!!! Kensi goes for a Dragon Suplex on Shadow, but Shadow flips over, and gets Kensi in a full nelson... Full Nelson slam on Kensi!!! 1..... 2... kick out!
Boggs: This is some great back and forth action, King!
Royce: Oh yeah, Japan Air and Devilz Darkside are great teams by themselves, but together, they are unstoppable.... if only they liked each other!
Fury and Angel get out of the ring, as this settles into a regular tag match. Kensi is lifted to his feet, and Shadow nails a few knife-edged chops. Kensi comes back with some of his own. Shadow and Kensi are trading knife-edged chops! The crowd shouts "Whoo!" after each one! Kensi gains the upperhand, and sends Shadow to the ropes. Kensi with a spinning heel kick and Shadow rolls to the outside! Kensi with a suicide dive on Shadow!!! Kensi rolls him back into the ring, and goes up top. Shadow back up, and stops Kensi. Superplex by Shadow!!! Shadow tags in Fury! Fury charges in and unloads with a bunch of rights! Kensi comes back with a knee to the stomach, and DDTs Fury! Kensi starts towards his corner, as Hellz Angel looks the other way. Fury with a belly to back suplex on Kensi! 1... 2... Angel fakes a save, but Kensi kicks out anyway. Fury rams Kensi's head into the turbuckle. 1... 2.... 3.. 4.... 5.... 6.... 7... 8..... 9... Kensi blocks the tenth, slaps Fury in the stomach, and starts to ram Fury's head into the top turnbuckle. 1... 2.... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! Fury stumbles backwards, as Kensi climbs up to the middle rope, and leaps off. Fury catches him with a powerslam!!! 1.... 2..... kick out!!!
Boggs: Another kickout by Kensi, and Hellz Angel fakes making the save again.
Royce: Fury is really taking it to Kensi here though, so give him some credit.
Fury sets Kensi up for a vertical suplex, but Kensi spins out. He goes to the ropes. Fury comes back with a high knee! Kensi falls onto the ring apron. Fury comes over, and Kensi rams his shoulder into Fury's stomach! Sunset flip attempt by Kensi, but Fury blocks by holding onto the top rope. Kensi tries to get Fury over by using his legs, but Fury just holds his legs under his arms. Fury drops down with a reverse tombstone, with Kensi looking through Fury's legs, while on his back. 1.... 2..... kick out!!! Fury picks up Kensi and tags Shadow back in. Double ax handle from Shadow. Double Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex!! Kensi is brought back to his feet, and Shadow whips him into the corner. Shadow comes in with a rolling kick! Kensi doubles over, and Shadow hits a double underhook overhead release suplex! Shadow heads up top, and nails a big elbow! 1.... 2.... thre... kick out!!!
Boggs: Another kick out by Kensi!
Royce: He's really taking a beating here.
Shadow picks up Kensi, and hits a knife-edged chop. It wakes Kensi up, and he fires back with his own. Whoo! Shadow with another. Whoo! Kensi with one. Whoo! Shadow. Whoo! Kensi. Whoo! Shadow! Whoo! Kensi! Whoo! SHADOW! WHOO! KENSI! WHOO! The crowd is eating it up! Shadow tries another, but Kensi blocks wraps Shadow's arm around his own neck, and hits the Regal Neckbreaker! Both men down! Shadow is the first to his feet, but Kensi gets up soon afterwards. Shadow takes a swing at Kensi, who blocks, and nails him with another knife-edged chop! Whoo! Shadow has another punch blocked, and Kensi gets another chop. WHOO! Kensi chops him again! WHOO! Kick by Kensi is caught. Kensi tries an enziguri, but Shadow ducks and puts on a bow and arrow submission!!! Kensi powers out of it though. Shadow quickly whips Kensi to the ropes and hits a spin kick! Shadow with a lionsault on Kensi!! Kensi got his knees up!!! Kensi pulls himself up, and hits a stungun on a charging Shadow!! Kensi grabs Shadow and hits a big brainbuster!! Kensi runs over to Angel, but he won't tag, he looks the other way. Kensi just slaps him on the back, and as he turns around, Kensi ducks as Fury comes in with a flying forearm to knock Angel off the apron and into the guardrail!! Kensi grabs Fury around the waist, but lets go so Fury jumps to the outside.
Boggs: Wow! A lot hot action there, and Hellz Angel has been tagged in, and it's about damn time!
Royce: I don't think a slap on the back is a legal tag.
Fury grabs Angel and slams him into the ring steps! Fury dropkicks the sitting Angel in the face, causing his head to bounce off the steps! Fury rolls Angel back into the ring, and goes to work on his neck. Fury kicks away at his neck. Fury picks Angel up, and hits an inverted facelock DDT!! 1... 2.. kick out! Fury whips Angel into the corner, and follows in with a high knee! Jawbreaker by Fury!!! Tomikaze by Fury!!! 1.... 2.... foot on the bottom rope! Fury picks up Angel, and places him in the tree of woe! Fury tries to baseball slide his face, but Angel muscles up, and Fury slides to the outside. Fury reaches back into the ring and pulls back on Angel's head!! Kensi runs halfway across the ring apron, then stops, and walks back. Shadow jumps into the ring, and nails the baseball slide on Angel!! Fury back in, and hits a neckbreaker out of the corner on Angel!!! Fury kicks in the stomach, and lifts him up. The Inferno[Michinoku Driver] on Angel!!!!! One.... Two..... Three!! NO! NO! Angel got his foot on the bottom rope!! Firestorm start to celebrate as they think they've won. Kensi gets one foot in the ring, then takes it out, back in it goes, and gets halfway back out, but Kensi jumps in and goes charging towards Firestorm! Kensi steps on the middle rope then to the top, kicks Shadow in the back of the head, knocking him off the apron, then nails a Tornado DDT on Fury on the way down!!!!
Boggs: Holy shit! What a move!
Royce: I take it Kensi doesn't like premature celebration!
The ref escorts Kensi back to the other side of the ring, as Angel pulls himself up. He staggers around, and sees Fury getting the cobwebs out of his head. Angel charges, ducks the clothesline, then hits the big flying shoulder tackle!! Angel grabs Fury and whips him to the ropes. Gorilla Press by Angel!! He tosses Fury over the top rope and onto the now standing Shadow!! Angel leaps off the apron, with a big clothesline! Shadow is javeline-thrown into the ring post, as Fury is piledriven on the floor!!!! Angel rolls Fury back into the ring, and climbs up top. He goes for a BIG frog splash, but Kensi moves him out of the way!?
Boggs: What the hell!?
Royce: I don't know, Randy.
Angel has a few words for Kensi, who gets on the apron and slaps him. Angel grabs Kensi and throws him into the ring. The two come to blows, as Shadow rolls into the ring. He rolls up Angel! 1... 2.... thre.... kick out!! Angel jumps up, and levels Kensi with a big clothesline!!! Shadow gets caught in a powerbomb as Angel blocks the frankensteiner! Angel picks up Shadow in a vertical suplex, then drops him over the top rope and to the outside!! Fury climbs back onto the apron, and Angel goes towards him. Fury with a sunset flip on Angel!! 1... 2.... kick out!! Big boot takes Fury down!! Kensi back up, and gets caught by the throat. CHOKESLAM!!! Angel tosses Kenis on the outside. Angel sets Fury onto the top turnbuckle. Angel climbs up, and goes for the Death Drop[Top Rope Powerbomb]!! Fury fires back with some rights!! Fury with a sunset flip powerbomb off the top rope on Angel!!!!!!! 1..... 2..... 3!! NO!! Kick out by Angel!!!!
Boggs: How did he kick out of that!?
Royce: That was just impressive, Randy.
Fury lifts Angel up, as Shadow slides back into the ring. Double suplex by Firestorm! Firestorm goes to opposite turnbuckles. Shadow hits a guillotine legdrop, and Fury hits the big splash!!! 1.... 2...... kick out!! Shadow and Fury whip him to the ropes. Double back body drop!! They climb back upstairs, and leap off! Angel gets up, and catches them both my the throat!!! Double Chokeslam by Angel!!! All three men are down!!! Kensi climbs back onto the apron, and goes for a Shooting Star Press!!!! He connects on.... ANGEL!!! Kensi quickly shrugs his shoulders, as Firestorm get to their feet. They go to bounce off opposite ropes, and as they converge on Kensi, he ducks, and they nail each other with a double clothesline!!! Kensi dumps Shadow, then gets on the apron, shouting to Angel to tag him in.
Boggs: This is just one weird match, eh?
Royce: Most definitely.
Angel starts to move, as Fury gets to his feet. He misses the elbow drop, and Angel moves towards Kensi. He's about to tag in who he thinks is Devilz Messenger, but when his head clears, he moves his hand! Fury charges at Angel, who moves, and Kensi nails Fury with a knife-edged chop! Whoo! Angel is clipped in the leg by Fury as he falls to the mat. Angel's arms spread out, and Kensi tags himself in!! Fury gets up, and eats an armdrag! Shadow in, and he eats one too! Fury taken down with a dropkick! Shadow eats dropkick!! Fury is body slammed! Shadow is body slammed!!! Stunner for Fury!!! Stunner for Shadow!!! Kensi runs to the corner, walks up the ropes, and nails a Double Springboard Legdrop on Shadow!!!! Kensi jumps up, and runs to the opposite corner, jumps to the top rope, balances himself, and nails the Kamikaze[Corkscrew Moonsault]!! ONE..... TWO... THREE!!!
Boggs: Kensi and Angel retain!!!
Royce: This was just a crazy match!
"Jump" begins to play, when Devilz Messenger comes out! He slides into the ring, and takes Kensi's head off with a clothesline!! DM grabs a chair, and bashes Kensi in the head!! DDT on the chair!!! DM climbs up top with the chair, as Jubei comes running out and the place goes wild!!!! Jubei pushes DM off the top rope, and into the guardrail!! Jubei jumps into the ring and helps Kensi up, as Devilz Darkside stand together on the outside. They have a big staredown as we see High Society walking to their dressing room. They see a Crow spray painted on their door and open it cautiously. They walk in as Silencas merchandise is strewn about the room. A crow flies in as all the men begin to wonder what the hell's going on. Sonic and Joz casually walk in with baseball bats behind their backs. Tombstone and Chiaroscuro charge at them but recieve shots to the skull. They turn to Devilz Darkside as they receive the same fate. Ricky Green walks in and nails Max with a steel chair shot. Ricky crucifies Max to the door and begins nailing him with hard chairshots. Devilz Darkside get up as Sonic nails Tombstone with a stiff shot and lays out Hellz Angel. Devilz Messenger receives a Sonic Blast as Joz nails Chiaroscuro with the Domus Ending. The Silencas leave as Max Danger is unconscious, his face a mask of blood while High Society are layed out in their lockerroom as the crow merely caws at the whole scene.
Boggs: The feud is still going between Devilz Darkside and Japan Air, and with them having to team up, it'll get even hotter!
Royce: But did you see that, the Silencas just attacked High Society!
Boggs: Yes they did! Looks like we have another hot rivalry on our hands.
Royce: This has been one hell of a night, can't wait for the main event!!
Boggs: Me either, and it's starting now!!
CHAOS vs DEXTER
Your television comes in from commercial as a clip of the last match has been aired. As that clip ends Dexter's entrance video comes on as "Basketcase" by Green Day echoes throughout the arena. As soon as the music hits he comes out to a huge pop as everybody knows he is the under dog in this match-up. Dexter runs to the ring and dives through the ropes and stands up with a pose as the crowd cheers. As Dexter is in the ring "Enter Sandman" by Metallica kicks up as Chaos' entrance video hits the G-Tron to the dislikes of the fans, Chaos gets booed really bad. And as Chaos walks out he gets even more boos. The fans don't like Chaos as the champ and neither does Dexter as Chaos walks to the ring, and as he is in there Chaos runs up to Dexter.
Boggs: Well, both men are in the ring, staring right at eachother.
Royce: The tension here is amazing! HIT 'EM NOW!
Chaos runs at Dexter and hooks up. They drag eachother around the ring before finally, Chaos gets an armbar. He has it locked in good, and Dexter knows this. Dexter starts backing up Chaos into the turnbuckle, but Chaos hooks Dexter's head under his arm, and pulls off a reverse DDT. Chaos now taunting a bit to the crowd for getting the upper hand early, but then goes right to work on Dexter. First he stomps right on his chest, and then he grabs Dexter's left leg and turns him over into a half crab. Dexter is right near the ropes, and grabs on quickly to avoid much pain. Chaos picks up Dexter, and throws him against the ropes. Chaos lowers his head, getting ready for a back body drop, but Dexter jumps over Chaos while grabbing his hair and slams Chaos down on the back of his head. Dexter goes off the ropes, jumps up high, and nails a leg drop on Chaos. He goes for the cover... 1, 2, kickout. Dexter quickly gets Chaos to his feet, and then tries to pick him up for a body slam. But Chaos falls behind Dexter, and nails a perfect German Suplex bridging into a pin... 1, 2, kickout. Chaos starts to blatantly choke Dexter, but the referee is right on top of things. He breaks up the choke, and Chaos picks up Dexter, and throws him against the ropes. Chaos jumps up and goes for a drop kick, but Dexter held onto the ropes, and Chaos falls flat on his face. Dexter comes up behind Chaos, and sets up for the Flatliner (reverse Russian legsweep), but Chaos quickly knows what's coming and slides out of the ring.
Boggs: Chaos taking an early breather on the outside.
Royce: But Dexter isn't waiting for him to come back in! Look!
Dexter climbs to the top rope, and flies off with a body press on top of Chaos on the outside of the ring! The crowd explodes with chants of "Dexter Dexter Dexter"! Dexter is a little sore after that, but he still picks Chaos up, and whips him right into the steel steps, making an echo throughout the whole arena. Dexter looks proud of himself, and tries to do it again, but this time Chaos reverses and sends Dexter right into the steps. Chaos then quickly tosses Dexter into the ring, and slides in after him. Chaos runs off the ropes, and clotheslines the hell out of Dexter. Chaos for the pin... 1, 2, kickout. Chaos turns Dexter over and puts a chinlock on him, putting tons of pressure on his neck. Chaos keeps the hold on while Dexter wriggles towards the ropes. Finally Chaos lets go, and then starts stomping on the back of Dexter's neck. Chaos with a quick leg drop on Dexter, once again on his neck. He does another leg drop just the same, and Dexter is in pain. Chaos sets up Dexter in the corner, and then yells to the crowd for a little while. Chaos turns back to Dexter, who starts running at him fast. Chaos quickly ducks under, and pulls off a back body drop, sending Dexter flying out of the ring. Chaos runs to the opposite ropes, uses them for speed, and when getting close to Dexter, he jumps way over the top of the ring ropes, and does a front flip, legs landing right on top of Dexter. Both men lay down for a long time, as the referee starts his count... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Boggs: They better get up or this will be one quick World Title match!
Royce: Come on! Let's see some action people!
Chaos finally gets to his feet, slides in the ring and then out again, to restart the count. Chaos grabs a steel chair, and then gets up on the apron. He puts the chair under his leg, and then raises one arm up. He jumps off and tries for Total Chaos (top rope leg drop with chair) onto Dexter with the steel chair, but Dexter slides away just in time! Chaos lands right on the chair, and his leg is in great pain! Dexter slowly gets to his feet, and slides Chaos into the ring, following him stopping the current count at 7. Dexter quickly puts on a leg lock, knowing that Chaos' weakest spot right now is his leg. Dexter doesn't budge when Chaos tries to get to the ropes, so Chaos starts to try and turn the hold over. He gets half way there, and then gives the extra oomph to get it turned over all the way. Dexter is now receiving more of the pain, and Chaos tries to stand up to put even more pressure on Dexter's back. But Chaos collapses when he finally does get to his feet, and he lets go of the hold, leaving Dexter still in control. Dexter goes to the top rope, starts to move his arms up and down, trying to get the crowd into it. The whole arena is on their feet, and Dexter jumps up for the AirWalk (top rope leg drop). He nails it!
Boggs: He hit the AirWalk! It may be over soon folks!
Royce: Wow! The crowd is loving everything here!
Dexter picks up Chaos, and sets him up again for the Flatliner. This time Dexter nails it! He goes for the cover... 1, 2, FOOT ON THE ROPE! Chaos got a foot on the rope! Dexter is going crazy! He's screaming at the top of his lungs! He can't believe it! Chaos rolls out of the ring during this time, while Dexter is arguing like crazy with the referee. Dexter finally realizes he still has the advantage on Chaos, so he goes out after him. Dexter runs at Chaos, who is leaning on the announce table. Chaos stands up straight, with chair in hand, and nails Dexter right on top of the head! Dexter is laid out cold!
Royce: Did you see that chair shot??!!?? He just destroyed Dexter! DQ HIM!
Boggs: It's a World Title match, King. These never end with disqualifications because of chairshots... what are you stupid or something?
Royce: Well I try...
Chaos puts Dexter's legs through the ropes, but his head is hanging off the apron. Chaos now goes onto the top rope. He jumps off and nails Dexter with his foot, right on Dexter's neck! The crowd is in awe, and some even start cheering! Chaos starts to feel pain again in his leg, but ignores it and takes Dexter into the ring. Chaos picks Dexter up, and gets ready for the Chaotic Kick (superkick). He goes for it, but Dexter grabs his leg in midair, and pulls off a Japanese Leg Sweep! He reversed the Chaotic Kick! Dexter covers Chaos... 1, 2, thr- NO! Chaos just barely gets his shoulder up! Dexter is pissed off! He gets right in the referee's face, and starts yelling at him. He doesn't care about Chaos recovering anymore, he just wants to get his point across to the ref. Suddenly, the fans in the arena start cheering. Jostrodomus is walking towards the ring!
Royce: It's Jostrodomus! He's smiling like an idiot!
Boggs: What's he getting out of his pants?
Royce: Uh...
Boggs: NO! He's got brass knuckles!
Chaos finally gets up and starts to go towards Dexter, who is still arguing with the referee and doesn't even realize Joz is out here. Jostrodomus steps on the apron, turns Chaos around, and nails him right in the face with the knucks! Chaos is out cold again! Joz starts to leaves and walk up the ramp, but before he goes to the back, from behind the curtains comes Chiaroscuro. As Joz thought he could be extreme, he gets nailed in the head with none other than a what? A SNOW SHOVEL! Chiaroscuro just knocked Jostrodomus out with a snow shovel, and he goes backstage for a minute, and comes out on a John Deere 425 Lawn Mower with a snow plow on the front. He drops the plow and he begins pushing Jostrodomus closer and closer to the edge of the stage, until he is at the edge and plows Joz right off of the stage and through a food stand! Chiaroscuro dives from off of the John Deere and hits a huge flipping senton bomb on top of Jostrodomus. Chiaroscuro continues this onslaught until he thinks it is enough. Chiaroscuro slings Jostrodomus over his shoulder as he walks out of the cameras view.
Royce: Jostrodomus said he was playing mind games, but look what Chiaroscuro just did.
Boggs: Damn straight, Chiaroscuro just set something straight with The Silencas.
As Dexter finally turns around and looks at Chaos, who he thinks has been down this whole time. Dexter goes for the quick cover... 1, 2, 3! NO! NO! CHAOS JUST BARELY KICKED OUT! CHAOS AGAIN JUST BARELY GOT AWAY FROM DEXTER WINNING! Dexter is once again mad, but uses his better judgement and starts to pick up Chaos. Chaos is hurting badly, and Dexter throws him off the ropes. Dexter with a monstrous clothesline, taking Chaos down in a slump! Dexter picks up Chaos again, and throws him off the ropes. Dexter goes for another big clothesline, but this time Chaos ducks! Dexter turns around to face Chaos, and gets hit right in the face with a Chaotic Kick! Dexter falls down to his side, and Chaos falls down as well, out of wind. The referee starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
Boggs: What a match between these two! Chaos wants to keep his belt he just won very badly! But Dexter wants to win it for himself!
Royce: I can't believe Chaos is still alive in this one!
...7, 8. Chaos and Dexter are both to their knees. 9... Chaos gets to his feet but then almost falls over again right onto the ref, taking him right to the corner. Chaos now looks like he is purposely holding him there. Dexter is about to his feet now, when Ricky Green appears at the entranceway! Green runs down to the ring, and then slides in, going right after Dexter.
Boggs: Green is here for revenge on Dexter!
Royce: Gee... ya think?
Dexter tries to fight off Green with a couple punches, but can't take it very long. Green kicks Dexter in the stomach. He pulls off the Str8 Murda (inverted facelock implant DDT) on Dexter! Now Green goes up to the top rope. He signals for the Drive By (shooting star press). Chaos is still not allowing the referee to see what is going on. Green jumps off and pulls off the Drive By! Green rolls out of the ring, and runs up the ramp quickly. Chaos finally lets go of the referee. He acts like he's saying "I'm okay now". And then he rolls up Dexter... 1..... 2..... 3!!! Chaos retains the belt!
Boggs: Chaos won with a lot of help from Ricky Green, the Str8 Killa!
Royce: Alright Chaos! You RULE!
Chaos leaves the ring, grabs his belt, and quickly runs off through the crowd. Dexter is slowly getting to his knees in the middle of the ring, yelling at nobody in particular. And we fade to black.