{-[***SATURDAY NIGHT RUMBLE***]-}
Saturday, January 20th, 2001
Delta Center in Salt Lake City, Utah

The cameras fade in from the previous program, that of Herman Munster's Dance Party. The GFWA logo appears on your screen, then fades out. The GFWA video package then starts to play, with the appropriate music playing in the background. A few seconds more, and it's finished. We fade into a dark arena, where the fireworks do NOT go off, and the cameras just start to pan the crowd prematurely. The G-Tron lights up, and a black limo pulls up. It sits there, as the G-Tron shuts off, and the fireworks of doom goes off in any and all directions. The fans jump to their feet, hold up their signs, even though the lights aren't on. After the fireworks end, the lights come up, and the fans put down their signs. They sit peacefully in their seats, as the cameras pan the crowd. One small child holds up his "I Love LeftOvers" sign, and a gang of misguided teenagers beat him to a bloody pulp, and take his sign. The entire crowd cheers for the teens, as they get the sense of being loved. They cherish this moment, until they notice an old woman just shaking her head in shame. The teens hang their heads, then when the granny isn't looking, they beat her up too! The blood thirsty crowd loves it, and almost forgets that they are at a wrestling show. We quickly head to the announcing duo of Randy Boggs and King Royce before a cut puppy gets eaten by an old man without any teeth.

Randy Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... er... uh... welcome to Saturday Rumble on the Playboy Channel!! We are here, live, in the heart of Mormon country, Salt Lake City, Utah, inside the home of the Utah Jazz, the Delta Center!! There may be hundreds of protestors outside, but we've sent the Playboy Playmates out to deal with them, so this show will go on without a hitch! Hello, I'm Randy Boggs, and with me tonight is the one and only, Kign Royce!

King Royce: Hello, Randy! Hello, folks!! HEEEEELLO Playmates! Whoo!

Boggs: This is an exciting night, folks, and you won't want to even blink!

Royce: Man, having these Playmates everywhere rules! I love Max Danger for getting us on the Playboy Channel!

Boggs: It's quite need indeed, King. But tonight, we have an action-packed show already for your viewing pleasure!

Royce: Yeah, it's only $5.99 to watch this show! So get it on PPV NOW!!

Boggs: Quick question, if this show is on PPV, then doesn't that defeat the purpose of having big PPVs once a month?

Royce: Sounds like a question I would ask, Boggs. But I've got the answer. The GFWA's PPVs are now available on FREE TV!! That's right, the GFWA has signed a deal with... I won't give it away. Maximus The Great will make the announcement later!

Boggs: Oh cool! Well, tonight we have PPV... er... Television Quality matches for you all! FOUR number one contender matches, and one title defense! It doesn't get much better than that!

Royce: Except if all the titles were on the line, but I'll let that pass, and just mention the Playmates all around us! Whoo!

Boggs: The new Light Heavyweight Champion, Sonic Youth, will face off against his former stablemate, Mizery, in a title match, that makes little sense!

Royce: Right, Mizery's too big and fat for the Light Heavyweight Championship!

Boggs: And then, we have Payne, Hellz Angel, and Shadow in a Triple Threat Match to determine who is the number one contenders to the Tag Team Titles!

Royce: You know your tag team division is suffering when you have to resort to singles matches to name a number one contender!

Boggs: And don't forget our big four-corners match between Hypocrasy, Todd Taylor, Guy McDonald, and Little Jack, that will determine the number one contender to Chiaroscuro's Extreme Championship!

Royce: A LOT of underlying storylines in that matchup. Todd had his woman stolen by Guy, Little Jack's a.. uh... I don't know who Little Jack is.

Boggs: I don't have time to explain, because I'm talking on one solid breath! Later tonight you'll see Dexter and Ricky Green determine who will face Jostrodomus for the US Heavyweight Championship sometime down the road!

Royce: I don't get why Green gets to move up to another belt, he already stunk up the joint as the Light Heavyweight Champ!

Boggs: And in a clash of the titans, or something, Faze and Fission face off!!! It's going to be a CLASSIC!

Royce: Those two are just fucked up.

Boggs: And in our big main event.... Chaos, Jostrodomus, and The Butcher will battle once again to determine who the number one contender will be for the GFWA Championship! And speaking of which, Phobia, our Champ, will be the special guest ref!

Royce: Whoo!

Boggs: That all?

Royce: No, just lost my train of thought when I saw that Playmate teasing exposing her breasts to that two year old!

Boggs: Oh, then go on.

Royce: Ok, can't we just name a number one contender already!? Came off a bit flat didn't it?

Boggs: Yeah, that distracting cost you some viewers.

Royce: Damn it!

Boggs: Well.....

"Genius" by Pitchshifter fires up and Will Geddes strolls out down the ramp. He finishes off the bottle of beer in his hand and stubs out his cigar in it. Grabbing a mic from the staff near the ring he walks into the ring.

Will Geddes: S...L...C? This is the G...F...W...A! And just like the Utah Jazz had years of Stockton talent... This is a GFWA card stocked on talent. Now tonight the world is gonna be ROCKED to it's SOCKS in the unforgiving SHARK CAGE as for the first time ever, Faze takes on Fission. 15x15x15 foot of cold hard steel lifted 15 foot off the ground. We got al the GFWA stars you want to see here tonight, Guy McDonald, Little Jack, Ricky Green and so much more and a HUGE main event where Chaos, The Butcher and Jostrodoums battle for #1 contendership of the GFWA Heavyweigth title. And that matched will be refereed by the GFWA heavyweight Champion.. PHOBIA! But I'm not totally sure that Phobia is gonna be totally fair and unbiased in this match, and hell I don't see why he should be. So just in case, and I'm not saying it's gonna happen, that he decides not to be fair, I've hired a SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER. A man to stand on the outside, so if the match spills out there nothing bad goes on.. and a man who wil have secondary jurisdictiojn on the match. But he's gotta be tough, gotta be determined, and gotta be totally unbiased. Lets face it, you all know the only man who can do it.... ME! HOW COOL IS THAT?

Will slides off his GFWA T-shirt to reveal a Cut-off referee's shirt, poses for the crowd, grabs another beer that's thrown to him, takes a long swig and drinks it as he starts out of the ring. Suddenly, "Nothing" by Stabbing Westward hits the PA system and immediately is almost drowned out by the boos of the crowd.  Out from the back comes Phobia...in a wheelchair?  A man wearing a white overcoat pushes Phobia in a wheelchair out onto the stage.  Phobia's got his hair tied back, and his belt draped across his lap.  He's got a mic and he waits for the crowd to settle down before speaking.

Phobia: Now let me get this straight, Mr. VP...A little over a week ago, I'm sitting at my house, watching a little TV, listening to a little music and I get a call from a GFWA staff member telling me that I have to be at last week's Rumble.  I ask why I have to be there if I'm not on the card, and I'm told just to be there.  So I go out of my way to show up to a card that I wasn't scheduled for and what do I find out when I get there?  I find out I have to defend my World Title...But not only do I have to defend it, I have to defend it against the three knuckleheads who are so bad, that they can't just win a match to figure out which one is the number one contender.  Then, as I'm preparing for my impromptu match, I see two members of the Faces of Evil drug off by the Federales to some dank Mexican prison and the other member of the Faces blindsided by some bum off the street, costing him his title.

Boggs: That 'bum off the street' is Fission...A legend in this sport.

Phobia: But I put all that behind me and I still go out and wrestle my match...And, I'll admit it, I got my ass handed to me on a silver platter. Every single person in that match took their best shot at me and it nearly got me...but not quite.  I took the best that the three number one contenders threw at me and still walked out the Champion of this federation and of the World.

Boggs: He's conveniently forgetting that the other three people in the match were each in a match earlier in the night and also attacked backstage at some point during the night.

Royce: Shut-up, Randy, that's our Champ talkin'.

Phobia: I came out of that match barely alive and when I woke up the next morning, I was unable to walk, due to the extreme punishment that my legs took at the hands of Joz, Butch, and Chaos.  So I'm sitting at home this week, resting and rehabbing my legs, trying to get a feeling back in them that didn't consist of pain, when I receive another call from a GFWA staff member telling me that I have to be at tonight's Rumble.  And when I ask why, they just tell me to be here.  So I show up, mangled body and all, still unable to walk, and what do you announce?  That I'm the special guest referee for the main event?  I don't think so, Mr. VP, I just don't think so...Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to rest my legs up.

Geddes: You go anywhere and you will be fined and suspended.  You will remain here at this arena and you will referee the main event.

Phobia: Well, if you want to see me wheeling around the ring in my wheelchair, then I guess that's fine by me.

The fans start to chant ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE and only get louder as Will encourages them.  They eventually die down to let Will speak.

Geddes: I don't care if you show up in a casket, just make sure you can count to three.

The crowd cheers uncontrollably at the VP putting the Champ in his place.

Phobia: Fine, Mr. VP, I'll be here and I'll make sure there is a winner just so we can avoid all this oh so spectacular controversy over who is the number one contender to my belt.  We went into No Escape thinking we were going to figure it out, but Butcher, Chaos and Joz couldn't quite finish the job to make it decisive.  So we went into last week trying to figure out who is the number one contender and after I walked out of the building still holding my title, the number one contention spot was still undetermined...But I showed that there is absolutely NO controversy over who is and should be Champion.  I went into the match with the belt and walked out of it, putting my stamp on the GFWA as one of the best Champions of all time.

The fans don't like this statement at all and let Phobia know it with a chorus of boos that rain down on the Champ, who almost seems to thrive off of it.

Phobia: So who will I defend my title against next?  Will it be Butcher?

Loud pop from the crowd.

Phobia: Who is always the bridesmaid, but never the bride?  He can never seem to step up in the big matches.  The man that likes to say Chaos is the only one that considers himself an elite player, but at the same time is the only person that considers him to be the GFWA's Hardcore Legend.  The man that reminisces about the past, saying that the old GFWA was better when the old GFWA is just...old.  The man that thinks being a wrestler is hitting your opponent in the head with a vibrator.

The crowd cheers this statement as well, for some odd reason.

Phobia: Or will it be Jostrodomus...

The vibrator cheers get even louder at the name of the Numba One Stunna.

Phobia: The man who hasn't grown out of adolesence and still thinks it's cool to swear every two seconds.  Joz, the man who thinks he can be like Adam King and rise from the Extreme ranks to win the World Title...Well, Joz, trust me on this.  You are no Adam King.

The crowd boos again at such an awful man as Phobia mentioning the name of a GFWA legend.

Phobia: Or will it be Chaos...Yes, it will be.  Chaos, just hurry the hell up and beat these two scrubs so that we can have our match and give these people a real show.

Geddes: Oh Phobia, make sure you call this thing right down the middle... I don't want to see you favoring anyone over any of the other guys or else I may make your bank account a little lighter.

Phobia: Don't worry about that, Geddes, because in the end, it doesn't matter who wins tonight because when I take on the number one contender in a one on one match, it's going to be the same result as when it was one on one on one on one... With me walking away as champion.

Geddes: You mean with you LIMPING away as Champion...

The crowd laughs a little bit at the VP's wit.

Phobia: Either way... I will still be Champion.

"Nothing" hits again and Phobia is wheeled off the stage to the back. Geddes pimps the crowd a bit more, before heading to the back as well.

Boggs: Wow! Even though Phobia is in a wheelchair, Will is making him ref the match!

Royce: Yeah, and that no good VP has made himself the special enforcer! Who does he think he is?

Boggs: Uh, the Vice President.

Royce: Exactly, and he's terrible!

Boggs: Whatever you say, he just made a huge Main Event even more intriguing, King.

Royce: The main event is crap, with Phobia injured. They should call it off, because he's hurt.

Boggs: Jesus, King, what's your problem.

Royce: Seeing all these Playmates is fucking with my mind, man!

Boggs: Oh I see. Maybe a match will help settle you.

Royce: It's doubtful, but we'll see.

{=[ SEAN JASPER vs JAY KASH ]=}

Boggs: Boy I can't wait to see this GWA Steal by Max Danger.

Royce: I have heard reports of drugs and a line of BS a mile long that follows him.

Boggs: Anyway lets get to this match and find out for real.

Jay Kash is already in the ring. He dances around and does a little shadow boxing.The Lights cut out and a letter J is shown on the G-Tron. "Cold Eternal" by Glenn Danzig kicks up and out walks Sean Jasper. He pulls off the white shirt he is wearing and tosses it to the crowd. He then reveals a mic.

Jasper: Well, well Jay Kash today has finally arrived. What a joyous occasion. I heard a rumor that if you lost this match you were gonna get...

The Crowd starts a fired chant as Jasper holds up the mic.

Boggs: This is some kind of set up.

Royce: Thank you lord, some carnage before the Fission-Faze match.

Jasper: I decided that I better give you a sporting chance and get the first shot in.

Jasper starts walking towards the ring.

Boggs: I have heard that Kash has some mean kicks in his arsenal.

Royce: .357

Jasper: It can be anything you want, even a chair shot. I will just stand there and let you decide.

Jasper slides into the ring and and walks up to Jay Kash.

Boggs: He's lying, Kash.

Royce: .357

Jasper: So whats it gonna be?

Kash takes a step back but before he can Jasper kicks him in the groin and pulls him in for a powerbomb. Jasper does his standing X and .357's Kash. The ref slides in and counts 1..2..3!!!

Boggs: What a liar!

Royce: .357

Boggs: Shut Up!

Jasper stands up and then slides out of the ring and walks over to the announcers table and slaps hands with King Royce and jumps on the stable where he gets a huge pop from the crowd. He finally jumps off and walks up the ramp slapping hands.

Boggs: So did that help any?

Royce: No, not really. Needed more action.

Boggs: Well, you'll get it in our next match.

Royce: What is it?

Boggs: You'll see...

"#1 Stunna" by the Big Tymers hits, and out walks Jostrodomus and Sonic Youth to a huge pop from the crowd.

Boggs: This isn't it though. I don't know why these men are coming out here.

Royce: We'll find out though. And maybe, just maybe, it'll get my mind off the Playmates..... nah, that'll never happen!

The four men slide into the ring, with their respective championship belts around their waists. Joz stands with his arms out on the apron, and Youth does the Lance Storm pose right behind him. The music ends, as Joz grabs a mic.

Jostrodomus: Ladies and gentlemen, standing before you is the greatest fuckin' collection of talent the GFWA has ever seen. Alone we are dangerous, but together, we are deadly!

The crowd pops for that.

Joz: We come before you tonight as the Light Heavyweight Champion and the United States Heavyweight Champion. But before the night is over, we will be adding the World Heavyweight Championship to our collection. Nothing can stop us from completely dominating this fuckin' federation! NOTHING!

The crowd pops even louder.

Joz: Tonight, I will go into the main event seeking what everyone in this business seeks. The GFWA World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, I will destroy and decimate Chaos and The Butcher! And if Phobia gets him my way, I'll kick his fuckin' ass, too!

The pops just grow louder!

Joz: Tonight, I will walk out as the number one contender to the World Title! Tonight, I take my first step towards legendary status. Tonight, I make my mark on this federation, and on the wrestling business! Tonight, I prove, once and for all, that I'm not called the #1 Stunna for pure shits and giggles!

The crowd pops much louder than ever before.

Joz: As you can see, with me is the Light Heavyweight Champion, Sonic Youth, who will put the hurt on Mizery, and retain his title. Together, we are the... SILENCAS!!!

The crowd pops again! And in the back, Ricky Green can be seen fuming in his locker room.

Royce: Why does Green look so pissed?

Boggs: Because he originated the Silencas back in the day, King.

Royce: Oh.

Joz: So folks, sit back and enjoy the show, because tonight, the Silencas prove why were are the most elite group of fuckin' wrestlers, EVER, in the GFWA!!

Suddenly "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits, and out walks Ricky Green. He has no emotion on his face, and heads straight to the ring.

Boggs: Uh oh, this could get ugly.

Royce: Sonic Youth is ready to fight if Green tries something.

Green slides into the ring as Joz motions for Youth to calm down, and straighten up. Joz walks up to Ricky, and they stare into to each other's eyes, only milimeters apart.

Boggs: Boy oh boy! This is going to be a wild fight, King!

Royce: Good, it'll have to be better than that first match was!

Joz says something to Green, then whips him to the ropes. Green comes back, and he and Joz.... HUG!?

Boggs: What the hell!?

Royce: Oh my god! The most lethal move in professional wrestling history EVER! The dreaded HUG OF DOOM!!!

Ricky Green: Folks, the Silencas are back and better than EVER!!!

"#1 Stunna" hits again, as all five men pose in the ring. The crowd goes wild, as the Silencas jump out of the ring, and Youth stays inside.

Boggs: The new Silencas, King! They are here, and they are going to run this company!

Royce: Uh, no, Max Danger is going to run this company, dipshit.

Boggs: It's a figure of speech, King!

Royce: And a very stupid one.

Boggs: Whatever, let's just get into our Light Heavyweight Title match!

{=[ SONIC YOUTH[c] vs MIZERY ]=}

Randy Boggs: Huh, take a look at this match! Mizery vs Sonic Youth. Sonic is getting screwed if you ask me!

King: And why is that?

Boggs: He has to face a heavy weight. Why should the a light weight champion be fighting anyone besides lightweights?

King: Cause the man who signs your checks thinks so...

Boggs: But who cares, Mizery is just a leftover.

Sonic Youth poses in the ring as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits the speakers. The crowd jumps to their feet to support the champion as he strools around the ring. He is looking very confident and taking his time. He waves his hands to the fans and even gives a young man an autograph in the front row. He is still giving it up to the fans as he awaits Mizery. Sonic turns to the announcers and even gives them a wave. Out of nowhere Mizery flies in from the crowd! The bell rings and thing go strait to action as Mizery has the upper hand. The throws fists to Sonics face throwing him off balance and Mizery converst a quick sidewalk slam! Sonic rebounds quickly and throws a kick to the stomach of Mizery and then thrusts his knee into Mizery's face. Mizery falls to the ground holding his nose and starts to roll up but gets a boot in the face as Sonic circles like a hawk over his prey. Mizery show speed with a quick upper cut to Sonics chin, giving Mizery time to recover and lock up with Sonic. Mizery throws Sonic into the corner turnbuckle and then charges after. Sonic uses the turnbuckle as leverage as he pushes himself up and over the running Mizery. Mizery is too busy watching Sonic fly over him to realize that he is about to slam into the turnbuckle...and does. Sonic throws a swift kick to his face and Mizery slumps back on the buckle.

Boggs: Wow, Sonic is pulling out all the stops!

Royce: What a move that was, Mizery might be in a world of trouble.

Boggs: He's a leftover what do you expect?

The camera shifts back to the ring as Sonic is whailing on the head of Mizery. Mizery has had enough as he pushes Sonic sending him halfway across the ring. Mizery comes out in a half charge half stumble but his a closeline sending Sonic to the ground. Sonic bounces up right into a chockeslam!! Elbow drop by Mizery! Sonic reaches for his back and Mizery stands up and looks around at the fans who are starting to boo alittle bit. Sonic gets in a quick foot sweep sending Mizery to the floor. Sonic stands up and throws a foot to Mizerys stomach but Mizery catches it! He twists Sonics foot and his ankle buckles sending him to the floor. Mizery rolls him up....1....2...3..NO NO! Kickout. The ref waves it off and the two men stand staring eachother down. Sonic's ankel seems to be fine as he locks up with Mizery. Mizery's strength wins again as he sends sonic to the ropes. Sonic bounces off and ducks the closeline but Mizery, bounce off again and is nailed in the face by the fist of Mizery. Mizery picks him up and hits a quick DDT!! Mizery now has obvious control of the match.

Royce: Man this match just keeps going back and forth.

Boggs: That leftover can't do anything right in my opinion.

Royce: You need your eyes checked.

Boggs: What?

Royce: And your hearing....

Mizery picks up the fallen Sonic and swings him towards the ropes, he follows and Sonic hits the ropes, but grabs hold and lifts one leg, nailing the charging Mizery. He hurries to the top of the ropes and leaps off again nailing the rising Mizerys in the abbs sending him rolling across the ring. Mizery uses the momentum of the roll to get to his feet and charge back at Sonic. Sonic does a backflip, and as he feet rise from the floor they catch Mizery in the chin. Mizerys head snaps back but he doesn't go to the ground. Sonic lands perfectly but meets a head butt by Mizery. Sonic is dazed a bit as Mizery grabs his head and slams it into the turn buckle. Mizery picks up the fallen sonic and sets him on top of the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He motions to the crowd as the boo, but Sonic grabs him around the waist and throws him backwards!! Mizery lands outside the ring and seems to be alittle bit hurt although he is getting back to his feet. Sonic stands and motions to the crowd himself. He jumps throwing his foot first. Mizerys sees it coming and steps aside, Mizery grabs the thrusted foot of Sonic and swings him to the ground. Sonic's head hits the ground hard and first. Mizery staggers over to Sonic, picks him up and trows him into the ring. Mizery then climbs in and goes for the pin...1...2..Sonic kicks out! Mizery raps him up again...1.....kickout! Mizery is relentless as he tries again 1...2..kickout! Sonic uses this time to regain strength as he rolls away from Mizery and climbs to his feet. Sonic throws a flying kick to the face of Mizery sending him against the ropes. Sonic then charges Mizery, but Mizery side steps it and trips up Sonic. Sonic bounces onto and off of the ropes and ducks a fist from Mizery, turns around and throws a shot at the head of Mizery, and connects! Mizery turns and grabs sonic....powerbomb!!! Mizery now with control!

Boggs: Damn leftover, someone should have him for lunch!

Royce: You can't say that on TV.

Boggs: We're live, what am I going to do about it now!

Royce: You have issue Randy.

Boggs: Thank you.

Royce: Oh man......

Mizery sends the dazed and confused Youth to the ropes and grabs him by the head spins and connects with a spinning DDT! He rolls him up...1.....2....3..NO NO , the ref waved it off again! No pin. Mizery stands and starts to confront the ref argueing that he had him pinned. Sonic regain his composure and begins to stand. The crowd is cheering him on, using their cheer as motivation Sonic rises and raises his hands, signalling he isn't throw. Mizery turns from his arguement to see the standing Sonic. Mizery charges and sonic....runs! Sonic runs to the corner with Mizery just a few steps behind. Sonic jumps just before the turnbuckel, plants him foot on the side of it, and spins in the air nailing Mizery with his foot!!! The crowd loves it! Sonic jumps to the top of the turnbuckle from the floor and then flips backwards landing belly to back on Mizery. Sonic rolls him up...1.....2....kickout! Mizery gets to all fours and is give a kick to the gut. Again Sonic circles correcting his mistake earlier he lifts Mizery up....PowerBomb!!!! Mizery seems motionless on the floor as he tries to rise but doesn't have much strength left. The sweat runs down the face of the exhausted Sonic Youth. Mizery finally rises and the two stare eachother down.

Boggs: Oh no, something big is about to happen I can feel it!

Royce: Just like you felt that blizzard coming onto Jamaca last week right.....

Boggs: Blizzard, hurricane, what is the difference?

Sonic Youth lays out Mizery with the Sonic Blast. Tombstone, Payne, & Little Jack runs outs and the ref begins the count 1....2....Jack quickly pulls the ref out of the ring and nails him in the face with his cast. Sonic Youth gets up off the pin and walks towards the ropes where Jack is standing outside. Mizery gets up and gives Sonic a falling neck breaker from behind. Jack runs around the ring and picks up a chair and slides in. Miz picks up Sonic and holds his arms back setting up a perfect chair shot. Jack runs and swings the chair right at Sonic. Sonic forces his way out of Mizerys grip and falls to the floor, Jack nails Mizery flat across the face, a tooth goes flying into the crowd. Jack looks down at Mizery in awe and then Dexter runs down to the ring, he pushed Little Jack and grabs the chair from him.

Dexter: You idiot, let me show you how its done.

Dexter walks back to a turnbuckle as both Sonic Youth and Mizery get up slowly. Dexter runs towards Sonic swings but Sonic dives out of the way and Dexter also nails Mizery flat across the face causing him to lose another tooth and get a big gash on his forehead. Little Jack shakes his head at Dexter. Ricky Green tackles Payne, as Joz takes down Tombstone with a steel chair! Sonic Youth gets up and gives Jack the Sonic Blast without him knowing. But then receives a chair across the face. Dexter throws the chair out of the ring and Picks up Jack. Jack falls back to the corner as Dexter leaves the ring and begins walking up the ramp. Jack seems very confused and dizzy and grabs Sonic's leg and drags him on top of Mizery as the ref wakes up. Jack falls out of the ring and the ref begins the count 1... 2... 3, Sonic wins. Jack gets up and shakes his head after realizing what he just done. Jack grabs his head and seems very upset at himself and walks towards Dexter who is at the top of the ramp shaking his head. Dexter pushes him and calls him an idiot for what he did as they walk to the back.

Boggs: What the hell is going on here!?

Royce: I don't know!

Joz leaves Tombstone laying in a pool of blood, while Payne and Green continue to battle it out. Then out of no where, Sonic Youth hits a pescado on Payne. He and Green work him over a bit, before double suplexing him on the ring steps! "Iron Man" kicks up, as the Silencas get a big pop, and head towards the back.

Boggs: Ooooook, that was pure mayhem.

Royce: Riiiiiight, I'll let you know later when I find out what happened there.

The cameras go to the back where the limo is parked. The door is opened, and you can see six legs walk past the camera. Their voices are unrecognizable, but the last statement you here is... "Danger's a dead man..." and we fade back to the arena.

Boggs: Looks like whoever was in the limo, is searching for Danger.

Royce: Or worse, Danger was in that limo, and those three men attack him, and he is now dead!!

Boggs: Could be.

Royce: Show a little compassion, Randy! He's your boss!

Boggs: Yeah, and your point is?

Royce: Fuck you! I loved that man!

Boggs: Well, that's great, we have some commercials to show, so someone can pay the bills. Don't go away folks.

King continues to berate Randy for not caring that Max could be dead, as we fade to commercials of multi-colored headstones, with many additional cool features, new sewage-flavored tic-tacs, and a Chippendale's calendar, featuring 90-year old men.

We fade in from the previous commercials, and the lovely Denise Lopez is with Dexter.

Denise Lopez: I'm here with one of the members of the Leftovers.

Dexter: Ex-Leftover.

Denise. I'm leaving the team.

Lopez: Your leaving the Leftovers?

Dexter: I just said that.

Lopez: Your not going to go and attack any of them or verbally thrash them? Or was that the plan when you hit Mizery in the head out there?

Dexter: No that wasn't the plan at the time. Hey the American's left Great Britain by fighting. Canada left Great Britain through peace. As you all know I am a Canadian so it makes perfect sense for me to just leave the Leftovers peacefully. Just like that.

Lopez: Don't you find this a little weird or dumb?

Dexter: What are you talking about? That is the smartest way to leave. I don't know why all you people want me to sneak attack the leftovers or something just so they know I am gone from them. Whoever bothers to listen to me knows I am gone and that's it. Now can we get this interview going a little more exciting?

Lopez: Like what?

Dexter: Well since today is my birthday why don't you and me have a little fun. I can unwrap your present pretty quickly you know.

Lopez: Ah no thank you.

Dexter: Oh well. At least come to my surprise party at my lockeroom.

Lopez: Surprise party? If you know about it, then how is it a surprise?

Dexter: Hey just because you're a reporter for the GFWA doesn't mean you always have to ask questions you know.

Lopez: Well, Randy, looks like I've been invited to a surprise birthday party. So I'll send it back to you until the party begins.

We head back to the arena.

Boggs: Ok, thanks Denise. Looks as if Dexter is no longer affiliated with the LeftOvers.

Royce: He's better off. And did you see, Denise? Damn, if she ever posed nude, she'd put these Playmates to shame!

Boggs: Yeah, she did look quite good in that short, short skirt.

Royce: Damn straight! I'm going to tap that ass someday.

Boggs: Riiiiight, you have as much a chance as Butcher.

Royce: Damn! I'll never get her in the sack then.

Boggs: Nope.

Royce: Soooooo, what now?

Boggs: We start our next match!

Royce: Whoo!

{=[ PAYNE vs HELLZ ANGEL vs SHADOW ]=}

Boggs: Ok, should be an interesting one next King, a Triple threat to decide who will be the No.1 contenders, earning a shot at Japan Air next week!

Royce: Big whoop! The tag division sucks ass, I mean why does GFWA even have a tag team title? How many teams have we got, 1? 2?

Suddenly "Can' t get the best of me" by Cypress Hill starts pumping out over the speakers and a load of red and white fireworks shoot off from the ramp as one half of the tag team champs, Kenshihiro Hibiki emerges from behind the curtain with a big smile on his face as the crowd cheers. He walks quickly to ringside and takes a seat at the commentators table.

Kensi: Hey guys, I thought I'd come out and add my tag team expertise to your copmmentary. Hope you don' t mind, and if you do, well, you can' t do anything about it.

Boggs: Good to have you here champ.

Royce: You creep Boggs...

"Fanfare for the common man" by John Williams starts to play and a strange sight emerges from the top of the ramp. A procession of midgets emerges out, dressed in regal clothes and carrying a palanquin upon which is sat Payne! The procession heads to ringside where Payne climbs out and into the ring, before dismissing his midgets.

Boggs: Er... unusual entrance by Payne there...

Kensi: Well, in the land of the midgets the average man is one hell of a big guy...

"Machinehead" by Bush plays and from behind the curtain comes one half of Firestorm, Shadow. He looks around the crowd before walking to the ring, his face all business. The lights then drop down as "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC starts to pump out the speakers. A load of red pyro rushes off down the ramp and Hellz Angel comes walking out, a cocky look on his face. He climbs into the ring with his opponents.

Kensi: Uh-oh, Devilz Darkside are here, and several million viewers have just changed channel...

Royce: Heh heh, that's a good one...

The bell rings and the match is underway! All three men eye each other suspiciously from across the ring for a few seconds, but then Hellz Angel makes the move, charging across the ring and clotheslining down Shadow with authority. Payne takes the opportunity to lay some kicks into the fallen Shadow. This is cut short pretty damn quickly though as Angel comes off the ropes and goes for the clothesline on Payne, but Payne sees it coming, drops down and as Hellz Angel comes off the other side Payne nabs him in a drop toe hold that causes Angel to head butt Shadow in the crouch!

Kensi: Tut tut, Hellz Angel with his face in a man's crotch, yet again. What do you think about that then Boggs?

Boggs: I' m thinking that Shadow won' t be having any children.

Payne gets Shadow up off the mat and slings him to the ropes, as he comes back he lifts him over in a nice backdrop that gets some serious elevation, Shadow hits the mat hard. Payne makes a cover 1.. kick out. Payne gets up and starts kicking down on Shadow but then Angel comes from behind with a reverse DDT! Cover 1..2... kick out by Payne. Payne rolls out of the ring to take a breather as Shadow is getting to his feet. He and angel start exchanging furious lefts and rights right in the center of the ring, Shadow seems to be getting an upper hand, and he bounces himself off the ropes to hit big discuss punch, but Angel sees it coming and grabs him up in a chokeslam! Shadow is driven down hard and Angel makes a cover, but meanwhile Payne has climbed the top rope! 1..2.... suddenly Payne leaps off the top rope with an elbow drop right into the back of Ange's head, breaking the pin and dazing the big man. Payne picks Angel up and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside, before turning around and slinging Shadow into the corner and bottling him in with an avalanche splash. Payne turns around to play to the crowd, and as he turns back to punch Shadow, Shadow hits a lowblow before going for a sunset flip 1... Payne rolls through on Shadow 1... 2... Shadow turns it back around 1... 2... .Payne powers out convincingly.

Boggs: Payne seems to be in control so far, what do you think Kensi?

Kensi: Are you telling me that one of these guys is gonna be No.1 contender? Looks like the GFWA tag division has declined more than I thought.

Royce: Heh heh, why don't you commentate more often Kensi?

Shadow and Payne are both up quickly, exchanging punches. Shadow goes to bounce himself off the ropes but at the same time Hellz Angel is pulling himself back into the ring! Shadow goes tumbling over the top rope and lands hard on the concrete! Angel looks down with some surprise at Shadow but takes advantage of things by dropping an elbow off the apron as Payne catches a breather. Shadow is hurting as Angel gets him up and slings him into the steel steps with a crash, before rolling him into the ring where Payne greets him with a kick to his head. As Angel gets in the ring, Payne rakes his eyes before sending him off the ropes and taking him down with a nice dropkick. Shadow is just getting up, shaking his head, as Payne grabs him in a Northern lights suplex, taking him over .1... 2.... shoulder up! Payne isn't happy and drags Shadow up, but meanwhile Angel is up and rushes Payne from behind. Payne senses him coming though and ducks, meaning Shadow takes the full force of the clothesline! Angel turns round to swing at Payne, but Payne ducks again and lifts up Angel in a spine buster! The cover 1... 2... kickout! Payne picks up Angel as Shadow is getting up, he sends Angel off the ropes and as he comes back he and Shadow give Angel a double clothesline! Shadow laughs at the fallen Angel, but then Payne spins him around and nails a sharp DDT! Payne signals he's going to the top!

Boggs: Looks like Payne is going up for a high-risk move!

Kensi: Come on, the only thing high risk about Payne is the effect he'll have on the ratings.

Payne climbs to the top rope and poses for a second... a second too long! Angel is back up and bounces off the ropes so Payne crotches himself on the top turnbuckle! Angel climbs up to the top rope, punching at Payne and grabs him up in a huge superplex that drives him down onto the mat! Angel makes a cover 1... 2... shoulder up! Angel gets up and nails a perfectly executed fisherman's suplex onto Payne. 1... 2... broken up by Shadow! Shadow kicks down on Angel before going off the ropes and hitting a seated dropkick right into his face. He goes for a cover on the big man 1... 2... kickout with authority! Angel and Shadow are both up at the same time, Shadow goes off the ropes with clothesline on Angel WITH NO APPRECIATABLE EFFECT! Shadow looks surprised and goes off the ropes with a second clothesline! Angel staggers a little this time! Again Shadow goes off the ropes but this time Angel raises the boot and flattens his opponent! But by now Payne is up too, he dives in with a chopblock on Angel that knocks him down. Payne looks around for a few seconds as if to decide who to hit first, then decides on Shadow. He lifts Shadow up and plants him down with a nice piledriver, before climbing up to the second rope and leaping off with a legdrop. The cover 1... 2... broken up by Angel! Angel and Payne start slugging it out in the middle of the ring, Angel rakes Payne\rquote s eyes and lifts him up in a gorrila press and THROWS HIM RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! Payne is down and dazed, as Shadow is getting up. Angel kicks him in the guts and sets him up on the top rope before nailing THE DEATH DROP! Angel makes the cover as Payne dives in the ring to make the save 1... 2... 3! Payne is just a few seconds too late, Hellz Angel wins!

Kensi: Well guys, its been fun, but I got a message to deliver.

Kensi takes off his headset and climbs up on top of the announcers table, a mic in his hand. Angel sees him and turns around in the ring as Kensi speaks.

Kensi: Well, well, well, I can safely say that was one of the sorriest displays of wrestling I have ever seen, and I'm sure the fans will agree with me when I say it just shows how boring a match not involving Japan Air can be. Now Hellz Angel, seeing as you and your partner are going to be challenging Japan Air for the belts next week, I've got a little proposition for you. You've just shown me and the whole world how much you suck in a regular rules match, and your sure as hell not going to cramp Japan Air's style next week in the same sort of match. What I'm offering you is a challenge to a Table Match!

The crowd pops.

Kensi: Its up to you. take or leave it. It doesn't really matter to me, because after all, Japan Air are still going to kick your ass all over the arena...its just that if we throw some tables in there it might distract the crowd from your lack of talent. So...your choice.

Kensi drops the mic and leaves ringside as Hellz Angel is left pondering the challenge in the ring. The camera flicks back to Royce and Boggs.

Boggs: Kensi has just challenged Devilz Darkside to a Tables Match next week for the titles! I wonder what Jubei will think of that?

Royce: Who knows, but a Tables match between Japan Air and Devilz Darkside would kick ass!

Boggs: Indeed it would, and I have to think that the challengers will accept the match.

Royce: Yeah, then they can legally destroy the champs!

Boggs: Well, I think Denise and Dexter are back at the locker room for their party, so let's head back there.

Royce: I wonder if Denise will get into her birthday suit?

Before Randy can answer, the cameras switch back to Dexter stopping just in front of his locker room, with Denise right behind him.

Dexter: Watch I'll open the door and everyone will pop out and surprise me. I will act surprised of course.

Lopez: Who is everyone?

Dexter: Shhh just watch.

Dexter opens the door quite excitedly but nothing happens. He looks around the room for a moment.

Dexter: Oh I know they must all be hiding in the showers.

Dexter goes slowly over to the showers. He jumps into the open but nothing happens. Dexter gets mad and starts looking under tables and chairs. He trashes his own lockeroom looking for people. He even checks underneath the cushions on the couch in a frantic madness.

Lopez: There is no one in here Dexter.

Dexter: Your right, they must be hiding somewhere else. I'll check the washrooms.

Dexter runs off to the washrooms. The camera appears in a different room... its some unknown room. Little Jack is sitting there alone and seems pretty pissed off.

Little Jack: I came here after hitting Mizery with a freakin' chair and causing him to lose his match to someone he wanted to beat very badly, Sonic Youth. I came he and thought about it and the words Mizery said in his latest promo come to my mind, "We're cool, and he'd back me up if I severely needed it, which I won't, but we're not exactly that great of friends". Those words have stuck in my mind since the day I heard them and it mad me think even more. And one question stood out, "was it really by mistake, or was it on purpose". I couldn't control my thoughts but then I realized the past me and him had, all the fights we had in person, the fact that I hated him ever since I've noticed him. I realized something deep down inside, something I couldn't control, made me hit Mizery. I realized even if I had hit Sonic I would of layed out Mizery myself....... I realized I didn't pull Sonic on top of Mizery because I was dazed in confused.... but I did it because I despise Mizery. I don't need him, Payne, or Tombstone anymore... I need only me, I need nothing. I know why Sonic left, and I applaud his freakin' ass. The only reason he was apart of the Leftovers was because he needed some back up to help him to the top and ever since the start he knew some day he wouldn't need us.... and just like him I have seen the light. Now get that stupid camera off of me, I need some time alone.... to think.

The cameras fade back to the arena.

Boggs: Well, no party for Dexter, it appears.

Royce: Dude, Little Jack is just completely insane!

Boggs: Oh yeah, and his match is next!

Royce: Really? His he of the right mindset to wrestle?

Boggs: I don't know, ask him!

Royce: I just might.

Boggs: Well, you'll get your chance... NOW!

{=[ HYPOCRASY vs LITTLE JACK vs TODD TAYLOR vs GUY MCDONALD ]=}

"Stupefied" kicks up as Chiaroscuro is seen walking through the backstage are  with the Extreme Title dangling from his shoulders. As he reaches the curtains, you hear a bang as fireworks go off, and the crowd gives him a large pop as he walks to the ring with a mic in hand. As he makes it to the ring he opens his mouth and he begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: Hello, and welcome to hell, your host today, the Hell's Grim Tyrant, Chiaroscuro. I haven't seen Max at all tonight, the other half of High Society as many call him. Most people say that he has me held around a leash, well, I'll say he doesn't have me held around his leash. It is kind of a mutual thing, like a I jump you jump type of thing. But this is for the good though, for he shall do stuff for me. I shall not be the only one doing things for one another, for he shall do a lot of different things for me soon. I have been told a lot of things, and I've done most of these things. For I wanted to be noticed a lot, so I beat Faze with the help of Japan Air, but it wasn't as much as I wanted to be noticed, for I wanted to be noticed a lot. So I plotted a scheme with Max Danger, and that was to make a new stable, that nobody knew about, High Society. Of course, I planned it, and it worked. By Max, and Ryan Reynolds having to attack me first. Then, I got them back, and that wasn't the beginning of the night. In the No Escape match, it all went to the air, and eventually High Society got unmasked so to speak, and it left Ryan Reynolds out in the dirt. Then at the main event, I took out more then half of it doing the same thing I did in my match, but wielding a sledge hammer. This whole thing got me noticed somewhat, seeing as I got into it with Phobia, but he handed my ass to me. But I shall come back with a vengeance without Phobia knowing this. This next thing will assure you that I'm going to be noticed. I beat Faze, with the help of Fission, but it still happened. Some people try to ridicule me, and some people are trying to tell me that I wouldn't have beaten Faze if he showed up at least once all week. Well, my response to that was, how do you know that I couldn't have beat him, for he hasn't showed up all week. He shall rot in his potential urn if I ever get to go at it with him for my second time. Fission, you shall see the true meaning of tyranny if any of the Faces of Evil try running into that ring, trying to help Faze, or if anybody else does. For he shall see what it is like to be left alone for once. He shall see what it is like to be by himself for once. Faze, your Faces of Evil will not help you this time, because not only will I not let them help, but if somebody else wants to come help me, for you are welcome. We shall stop anybody from coming into the ring and making it a fair match.You see Faze, nobody helped you in your Extreme Title defense against me, but they couldn't. For they all had work on there hands. Devilz Darkside had gotten caught by the Mexican Police yet again, and Phobia had a match at the end of the card. So do you see? The Faces of Evil look like they're breaking up, and it looks like this will happen forever more. Faze, you shall be locked up in your urn until Fission and I feel like you've progressed in a different task. A much simpler one. One of not trying to tear apart federations. As Fission said, you tore apart the bWo, and then you tore apart the gWa. But it is my honor to accompany Fission in his task to not let you take over the GFWA. But if he has other plans of doing so, then I understand. I will not help if that is what he wants, we shall not put him in his urn, if that is what HE wants. You shall not win anymore of your matches, for I am going to make sure of it Faze. You've lost three matches in a row, and it looks as if you're going to lose your forth, but it does not matter. It doesn't matter how many matches you lose, for when you lose it only makes you better in your next run. What do you think has happened to me Faze? For I have only gotten better since you've defeated me as your other alias, the UnKnown, and now I'm 2-1 since my return to the GFWA. You shall see what happens when I show up to your match later tonight. You for one, are not going to be the one getting the last laugh, for it is going to be Fission, and the Hell's Grim Tyrant if anybody tries getting in Fission's way. Tyranny isn't the best answer, but it is the best answer when going after a person such as your status. Fission, Max Danger, and I are going to rid this federation of the evil that they call Faze, I know how it shall happen. But I can only show you two the door, you have to walk through it and accompany me in doing this task. I haven't seen Max Danger at all during this event, and I'm starting to worry about this. I don't know what has happened to my confidant. Some of you say that, hey, maybe Max has been abducted by Faze, or maybe he has been abducted by Fission? Well, what I truly think is, that Max is fine. Why wouldn't he be? He has me on his side, and for I shall not let him get hurt, and everybody else for one knows that I'm going to be by his side through whatever he does. What he does for this company is only for the better, not for the worst. Some wrestlers may be thinking the other way on this, but I'm thinking the right way, not the wrong way. You shall see what is going to happen in the next few months. And that is going to be me rising to the sweet top. This Extreme Title, this means nothing to me, it is just a piece of tin on leather. It is just a small whip. I am going to do one thing for this match-up, and that is going to be a color commentator. I'm not going to see King Royce & Randy Boggs ruin another great event by sitting there and babble on about four men for my title. Hell, they probably think that I won the belt in a tainted way, but Fission & I know that it is for the better, and it is only going to be brought to the uprising of the company, as I put this belt on the airwaves next week. This shall be against one of these four men who give up their strength to fight against me for a mere title. So King, Randy, get the hell out of here for this one, I'm going to show everybody the true meaning of tyranny, for I'll give 'em hell. Cause I shall host it, for I am hell, I reason in tyranny, and this is what this match is. Pure Tyranny.

Chiaroscuro then exits the ring as he walks over to the announcer's table. Randy and King haven't budged as Chiaroscuro hoists Randy out of his chair, King begins to reason with Chiaroscuro by trying to give him his crown, but Chiaroscuro responds with, "I already have one of those, I prefer this necklace, I don't know how to use any of those worthless hats." Chiaroscuro then tosses his crown into the crowd, and throws Randy on the ground. As Randy gathers himself, he and King, walk their way to the back as "Role model" by Eminem kicks up and Todd Taylor walks through the curtains, and an unusual sound is being heard, boos. Last week he was cheered heavily, but this week, the crowd has taken on a new persona ever since he has hit Ivy. Todd slaps a few hands walking to the ring, but he gets slapped in the face a few times. You hear a loud yell in the background saying, "Todd Taylor, "The Truth" is that you're an ASSHOLE." Then you hear an asshole chant kick up as he gets to the ring. Running to the ring really far behind Todd Taylor is his trusty manager, Booya  Magee. As Booya makes it to the ring, he begins to speak.

Booya Magee: Ya' know what "The Truth" is not an asshole, the stuff has just gotten to his head. Like when Todd coincidentally left me for that slimy bitch, Ivy, she just got to his head. Oh yeah, I got one, like when Todd lost last weeks match due to Ivy giving Guy McDonald a chair, and bashing the shit out of Chaos which Todd was under, and got a piece too. Ivy then was taunting him, and before hand, the whole match got to his head, and then what d'ya know? Ivy gets hit while Todd wasn't thinking. Well, ya' pretty much get a god damn lawsuit. And well, I don't like lawsuits, so we're not going to this one. Do whatever you want, but were just not going. Lawsuits haven't been our friends in the past, and well, neither will this one seeing how he hit a girl. The moral to this story is that Guy is most definitely not an asshole, or not a woman beater, the shit just gets to his head. Like your job, when your boss goes off on you when a different person pissed him off, and you get the heat. You then lash back at him because you're pissed off, and you get fired. That is what its like when shit gets to your head. And people, I know that all of you know what it is like when shit gets to your head, so without further a due, me and Todd are re-acquainted. And Chiaroscuro, don't worry, I'm not going to be the second person doing color commentary, sorry.

Chiaroscuro: What the hell is up with this Booya guy? He hasn't been seen with Todd for a while, until Todd loses Ivy, then he unifies that Todd isn't an asshole. Shall this guy be good at all, for I shall not let him be, I shall take him out. Like I've said, tyranny rules all, and it definitely shall rule the extreme division.

"Dirty Magic" by The Offspring kicks up as loud boos are heard throughout the arena. Trash is being thrown at the curtains until Guy McDonald steps through and right beside him is his new valet, the wonderful Ivy. The boos are immediately torn away, and he is being cheered heavily as Guy plants a wet one right on the stage. As Todd sees this, he begins to exit the ring, but Booya keeps Todd's cool, and Todd waits until they both make it to the ring, and as Ivy leaves his side and goes to the edge of the ring Todd attacks. Todd gives Guy a stiff kick to the face when he both legs are caught between the ropes leaving Guy's pelvic area salvaged between the ropes. As this happens, Todd begins to stomp away at it, and then he looks at Ivy with a cold glare as "Homeless" by Pennywise kicks up as Little Jack comes through the curtains getting booed wildly. As Jack comes through the curtains, he is followed through the curtains a few seconds later by Hypocrisy(correct spelling) attacking him with none other then ...a ...cheese grater. How wonderful it is as Little Jack's skin is grated off of his face by Hypocrisy as he gives Little Jack a look of demise. As Jack rolls down the entranceway. Hypocrisy just walks down slowly like he is possessed as Todd is still kicking Guy in his pelvic area. He then gets down on his knees and begins to pound away. As Little Jack gets up, with blood on his face, he head butts Guy right into his genitalia as Guy writhes in pain. Hypocrisy begins to grate Little Jack's head as he tries to get in the ring. Hypocrisy and Todd Taylor are sill unscathed as all of this action has already taken place in nearly five minute of this matchup. Neither of these men care as they both want to take care of the certain men they're going after. Guy lays limp on the ground as Ivy calls to Todd, Todd slowly but surely walks over to Ivy, as she plants a big wet kiss on him, as Booya sees this, he walks over to Chiaroscuro asking him for his chair, Chiaroscuro definitely says no as he slams his chair on the top of his head rendering him unconscious on the arena floor.

Chiaroscuro: How the fuck do you like that Booya Magee, I told you all that tyranny was the best answer when it has to be done, and that was it. It had to be done, Booya was running his mouth about Todd denying the action and the blood, and there was definitely a price to pay. There is going to be another price payed later on because Ivy and Todd are denying the action also. But Hypocrisy, Little Jack, and Guy are looking good right now as I'm seeing horror in Little Jack's, and Guy's eyes, but hatred and demise in Hypocrisy's. And LOVE, that word of hatred in the eyes of Todd Taylor's. Something should be done about this, and it is going to be later on when they're playing naughty, being extreme. They shall sense me, for I'm not a man to be cowardly. Tyranny doesn't belong to cowards, being cowardly belongs to fools, which I see some of them in this match-up.

As Todd gets done kissing, he sees Booya on the ground, and he immediately looks at Chiaroscuro getting another chair, and he just points, and then goes back to fighting Guy McDonald, who is on one knee, but he takes a quick knee to the face, and he falls down to straddle the rope again with his genitals. Todd then slides out of the ring, and grabs none other then a spoon, and when he gets back into the ring he pokes it into Guy's chest, and swings it hitting his eye. Guy has limited vision as Todd goes under the ring getting none other then a fire extinguisher. As he gets into the ring again, he sprays it into his eyes, and now he has no vision, Guy's head is laying off the edge of the apron, and then Todd climbs the top rope and hits Da Reality, and it looks as if Todd has broken Guy's neck, but it was only a loud crack, there was no break, but one big crack, and the crowd looks on in astonishment and begins to cheer loudly. The action then turns to the outside where Hypocrisy is STILL attacking Little Jack with the cheese grater. He has chased Jack with it all the way around the ring. Jack has some bald spots in his head as he has blood all over his face, and blood spurting out the back of his head. Hypocrisy then throws the cheese grater at the back of Jack's head, and tries to pull out the hair clippers as intensity has picked up in Little Jack's brain, and he gives him a military press face first into the cheese grater. He then takes a chain out of his pocket, and when Hypocrisy gets up with cuts all over his face, Jack lets out with a fury of punches to Hypocrisy's face, and after a while Hypocrisy falls down with blood all over his face, and Jack clutching his hand that has blood all over it. Jack then goes under the ring and finds Chiaroscuro's coveted sledge hammer, and as Chiaroscuro sees this, which he doesn't like, he takes it into his own hands and walks over to Little Jack from behind and taps him. As Little Jack sees this, he turns around quick going for a sledge hammer shot, but Chiaroscuro catches it and pulls it out of Jack's hand, and meets it with his skull. Even more blood is gushing out of Little Jack's head as Chiaroscuro walks back to HIS announce table, and he begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: Todd Taylor is still taking it to Guy McDonald as Guy McDonald almost had his neck broken there. I'm surprised nobody has called the medics, but then again, it is for the #1 Contender ship for my Extreme Championship. Two people have been punished in this match-up by me already, and I didn't mean to punish one of them, and that was Little Jack. He tried using the same sledge hammer that I used at No Escape, and well I didn't take to kindly to that, so I took it out of his hands, and planted it right between his eyes, and watched the blood flow out. It had to be done, so my tyranny had ruled again, this time, it ruled over Little Jack. Todd Taylor is still taking it to Guy McDonald, and Guy doesn't look like he is going to take this one over any time soon either. Taylor looks like he is in charge of this one, and he is not losing any strength anytime soon. I'm going to make sure this match has been fair in order to get a good number one contender. So I'll be involved with everybody in this match-up when there time has come, and when I feel like something has happened that I didn't want it to. So you shall see what tyranny really his, for I am the Hell's Grim Tyrant, and you shall heed my warning, or fall down in defeat like the others.

Todd Taylor then goes to the outside, and as he is about to grab Guy McDonald, Ivy steps in his way, and plants another one on him. Chiaroscuro doesn't like this thought of LOVE in this match-up, so he gets out of his seat, and to the fans delight he breaks the two of them apart with a Hell's Haymaker to Ivy, and he delivers the Darkness of Light to Todd Taylor in fast fashion. He then goes back to his announce table, and he finds his chair to sit down as Guy McDonald begins to move his neck around, and he grabs it feeling a bit unscathed through all of the action that has happened, so he gets up and picks up Todd Taylor, and as Ivy is on the ground next to him, he looks at him in disgust. Guy McDonald gets his second wind quickly as he plant a left and then a right on Todd as he is reeling, and then he gives him one of his own moves, his "Into Oblivion" ddt. As the crowd sees this, they're stunned. Chiaroscuro is stunned, and so is Hypocrisy. Who're also watching Todd get his second wind. Hypocrisy isn't liking this so he goes under the ring and begins to get creative on us; he pulls out a can of gasoline, a 2X4, and barbed wire. He wraps the barbed wire around the two by four, and douses it in gasoline. As he does this he pulls one of those large lighter things out of his pockets, and sets it ablaze. He then comes up from behind Guy, and he bashes it against his head setting him on fire! The board doesn't break as Taylor gets up and ducks another swing from Hypocrisy. As Hypocrisy turns around, Todd knocks the board out of his hand and delivers "The Matchmaker" onto Hypocrisy. He lifts him up, and delivers his coveted running pile driver rendering him unconscious. As Guy McDonald runs over to Chiaroscuro looking for water, he gets doused with gasoline and he is like a running bonfire. Little Jack finally wakes up, and Guy is sprayed with the fire extinguisher again. Guy is covered in black ashes, but not terribly burned, as Todd, Guy, and Little Jack make their way up one of the scaffolds the crowd is in. It just happens to be overhanging the ring. Todd and Guy begin to battle immediately as Guy has stolen Todd's trademark., and Little Jack decides he wants in this too. As Todd has taken the upper hand, Guy is leaning over the side of the scaffold as the fans are on their feet. Todd then gets Guy in The Tripecta, and launches him over the ledge, and through the ring! The fans start to chant their unholy chant of "HOLY SHIT." As Chiaroscuro begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: This is the second best act of extreme in the GFWA, the first act was of me delivering Darkness of Light to Faze off of a scaffold, but this is up there with that points. They have there similarities though. Both were off each other, but I went in the ring with him. Todd was acting smart though, unlike me, the dumb one. It looks as if Guy McDonald has a bum knee, he can not get up, he is laying on the ground unconscious with some sort of knee/leg injury. Luckily Ivy is knocked out VIA me, or else Todd would definitely be hearing more of her shit right about now.Todd shall be descending any minute as Little Jack is beginning to plan some cowardly move from behind. He might deliver the Hangman DDT off of the edge, but I don't think he is going to deliver his Figure Four Sleeper off of the scaffold. That just wouldn't be right, and I just don't think that, that will be happening. Never seen a move like that pulled off of a scaffold, but it could happen. Somebody as crazy, and as stupid as Little Jack would pull off a move like that. But only time will tell as Little Jack is locking some crazy hold on Todd Taylor from behind, could it be? No, it isn't, for he isn't going to take that much pity upon Todd Taylor, he shall do his trademark move in this extreme bout, here it is, the Hangman's DDT!

As Chiaroscuro says it, Little Jack does it, and they land on next to Guy McDonald. All of ‘em are down for the count, everybody. All six people who walked to the ring tonight are down on the ground, but the only one out of them who isn't unconscious is Little Jack, but all of them aren't moving. Little Jack is squinting at the light as he is very groggy. All of them belong in the back of an ambulance in a hospital, besides Chiaroscuro, he has inflicted plenty of damage upon everybody. Everybody is bleeding, everybody is totally unstable, and everybody is hurt. Five men, and the one woman, are all hurt. The first man up his...Todd Taylor? He was hurt the most as he is on the bottom of the pile as he feels a ladder poking him in the back from under the ring. Todd slides out of the ring, and picks up the ladder as he gets back up, Hypocrisy trips him as he slides it into the ring. Hypocrisy and Todd set it up as Little Jack gets up and grabs Hypocrisy's leg giving him the figure four sleeper! As he thinks Hypocrisy is out cold, Todd Taylor is at the top of the ladder about to jump on Guy McDonald and give him a skateboard leg drop, but instead Little Jack climbs the ladder and grabs him by the ankles as he jumps. As what Little Jack thought, Hypocrisy was knocked out, well he thought really wrong as Hypocrisy picks up both of the men in a military press position, and launches them up in the air while he falls to the canvas. Little Jack lands through the announce table as Todd Taylor lands on top of the ladder falling down. Hypocrisy goes to the outside attacking the fallen Little Jack meanwhile Chiaroscuro doesn't like what he sees as Hypocrisy gets the ring bell, Chiaroscuro tolls it as he hits it with his sledge hammer sending it into his face and on Little Jack who has now been pushed onto the floor. The referee then counts. 1...2...3. LITTLE JACK HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS CONTEST.

Chiaroscuro: Three more men, and it is just about finished as Hypocrisy is knocked out, as is Guy McDonald. All Todd needs to do is get up. I delivered an easy second elimination for ya' Todd, all you ha ve to do is cash it in. I rule in tyranny, I live in tyranny, and I'm a tyrant. For I rule the Extreme division, and it shall be rejuvenated in no way then before. In no such way as when Adam King had the title either. It is in a way that Chiaroscuro has had the title. Mark my words, for the masked Chiaroscuro has limited time, as every challenge lurks around my corner. But let me assure you, if I lose this title, or get beaten in a non-title match up for my belt, then you'll see a new persona, new face, and new way of life. A new me. Are you willing to mask me? That is the question, but I don't think any of you are ready, willing, or able to do it. So it has been said, so it has been heard, Todd Taylor, you better get pin, or you'll get burned! The Darkness of Light is among you Todd Taylor, if you choose it, it is going to be your fate. But you're the only one that shall choose your fate. So hurry, or I'll choose it for you.

Todd Taylor gets up as he delivers a skateboard leg drop(Total Chaos) off of the later onto Hypocrisy on the outside, for the pin. 1...2...3. HYPOCRISY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS CONTEST. As Todd pins Hypocrisy, he has one man left to pin, which has been infamous all night, and he has had very little offensive attack, the man is Guy McDonald. Todd gets a little burst of energy as he enters the ring, and he pulls him  out of the hole in the ring, and delivers his "Into Oblivion" DDT and makes another hole in the ring. He pulls Guy out again putting him on his shoulders and running across the ring and giving him "The Matchmaker" making another hole in the ring. He sets him up as he is reeling, climbs the top rope, and delivers "Da Reality Check" making another hole in the ring. The ring has a huge hole all the way circling from the apron to the middle. Leaving some high spots towards the ropes, but there are very few of them. As Todd is bleeding from the mouth from Little Jack's fall, he goes to the outside, and grabs a gas mask. He also grabs a table that is already loaded with C4. As he puts the gas mask on the C4 table explodes on him as he yells out a loud  "FUCK." Todd is really hurting after this one, but so is Guy McDonald as it looks like he has a torn ACL. All of the damage to him has been done by "The Truth" Todd Taylor. Todd Taylor has been nothing but a nuisance in everybody's way tonight. Todd goes under the ring to get another table. And as he sets it up on the outside above Hypocrisy and Little Jack's body's, Chiaroscuro gets up and shows Todd his fate, as Todd has some shocked eyes, he lifts him in the air delivering Darkness of Light through the table crashing onto the other body's. He yanks Guy McDonald on top of Todd Taylor, but then he quickly re-arranges it with Guy on top counting the pin himself. 1...2...3. GUY MCDONALD IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH-UP VIA CHIAROSCURO MAKING TODD TAYLOR THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE EXTREME TITLE.

Chiaroscuro: Now that was one tough match-up, but it looks like I decided everybody's fate tonight. But ya' know something? That wasn't enough. Check this tape out. It shows Max being followed by three different men. As I told you, I think something is up, but I don't quite know yet. I wish I did, but I don't. Max, if you're watching, I hope you're safe, for if I find out who is on top of this, I shall take them out. But in the mean time I shall show this clip and walk to the back.

The cameras cut to the backstage area, where the camera shows a door with the nameplate, "President Max Danger" on it. The cameras move off to the left, where three masked men are standing behind some crates. Suddenly the door opens, and out walks Max Danger. He heads right, and just as the three men are about to grab him, they are turned around by security, and handcuffed.

Masked Man #1: We weren't doing anything!

Security: You are trespassing, and you were about to do something to the President of this company.

Masked Man #2: We were just going to talk to him!

Security: Sure, just be quite and come with us, gentlemen.

Masked Man #3: Damn it! I knew we shouldn't have came here!

The three men are hauled off as the cameras return to the arena.

Boggs: Those men almost got Danger, King!

Royce: I'm just glad he's alive!

Boggs: Who do you think they are?

Royce: They're probably some guys Ryan Reynolds hired to take him out, for screwing him and whatnot.

Boggs: That's a good possibility, King.

Royce: Yep, and it's also a great possibility that I'll get a piece of one of the Playmates!

Boggs: Are you drunk?

Royce: No, why?

Boggs: No reason, just wondering since we have a new beer commercial in this next batch of 'em.

Royce: Cool.

The cameras fade out as commercials for Llama Testicle Sweat-flavored beer, new fully-anatomically correct removable clothing, Denise Lopez doll, and a When Wrestling Midgets Attack video.

We fade back in from the commercials, and open up outside Phobia's locker room. There is loud music coming from inside. Standing there is Max Winters, and he knocks on the door. No one answers. Max notices that the door is cracked, and slowly pushes it open. Inside we see Phobia walking around, then he sees Max. Phobia suddenly falls to the floor and Max goes to help him out.

Phobia: What the fuck did you see!?

Max Winters: No-Not-Nothing!

Phobia: That's right, now get OUT!

Max Winters: Yes sir!

Max quickly runs out of the locker room, as Phobia gets back in the wheel chair. We fade back into the arena.

Royce: Oh my god! Phobia was standing on his bad leg! He could damage it even further!

Boggs: Dude, it's not really hurt!

Royce: Yes it is, couldn't you tell? He collapsed due to all the weight his leg was supporting!

Boggs: Whatever man, he's perfectly fine!

Royce: No he's not! He could die if he tries to stand again!

Boggs: Dumbass. I think we need to just start our next matchup.

{=[ DEXTER vs RICKY GREEN ]=}

"Basket Case" by Green Day kicks up, as Dexter, formerly of the LeftOvers walks out. He seems a bit depressed, as he walks to the ring.

Boggs: Here comes Dexter, and he looks depressed.

Royce: Must be sad because he didn't get a party.

Dexter slides into the ring, when "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits. Out walks Ricky Green, Joz, and Sonic Youth. Joz has a mic, as they stand on the ramp.

Jostrodomus: Later tonight, I'm going to become the number one contenders match, and go on to defeat Phobia for the World Title, so I will have no more use for the US Title. So, with that, I am vacating the championship, and putting it up in this matchup! You are looking at the next US Heavyweight Champion, Ricky Green, folks! It's been a great fuckin' run, but it's finally come to an end, time for me to move on, and pass the torch to someone else, someone in the Silencas, so Ricky, go kick that bitches ass!

Boggs: Wow! Joz has dropped the title, and the winner of this match is the new US Champ!

Royce: Cool.

Ricky charges to the ring, and slides in. Dexter immediately puts the boots to him, but Ricky shrugs them off, and comes back at Dexter with rights. Ricky gets Dexter reeling, then whips him to the ropes. Back body drop by Ricky! Dexter quickly back up, but put back down with a clothesline. Ricky goes to the ropes, steps over Dexter. Leapfrog by Dexter. Dexter tries a back body drop, but Ricky lands on his feet. Russian leg sweep by Ricky!! Ricky goes up top, but misses the big elbow! Dexter up, and sends Ricky into the corner. He misses the blind charge, and Ricky rams his head into the turnbuckle repeatedly! Dexter sent out of the corner, but he reverses it. Ricky uses the top rope to jump back over the incoming Dexter, and rolls him up. 1... 2.. kick out! Dexter dropkicked back into the corner! Ricky stomps away at Dexter. Ricky sets Dexter on the top rope, and tries a top rope hurricanranna!! Dexter held on, and Ricky slams into the canvas! Ricky back up, and Dexter nails a tornado DDT!

Boggs: Strong start for Ricky, but Dexter has turned the tides.

Royce: He just got pissed at being knocked around, and combine that with him not getting a party, he's liable to kill Ricky.

Dexter with a vertical suplex on Ricky, and floats over for the pin. 1... 2.. kick out. Dexter tries another one, but Ricky flips out. Waistlock by Ricky. Standing switch by Dexter. Waistlock take down by Dexter, and into a front facelock. Ricky gets to his feet, as Dexter keeps the face lock on. Ricky counters with a Northern Lights Suplex! 1... 2.. kick out. Dexter with a back elbow to take Ricky down. Dexter lifts Ricky up by his hair, and sets up for a Michinoku Driver II, but Ricky flips out again. Dexter kicks Ricky low, and hits it anyway! 1... 2... kick out! Dexter whips Ricky into the corner, and follows in with an avalanche! Dexter sets Ricky on the top turnbuckle, and follows him up. Ricky punches away to knock him down. Ricky stands on the top as Dexter gets back to his feet. Missle dropkick by Ricky, but Dexter just moved out of the way! Dexter with a release german suplex on Ricky! 1... 2... kick out!

Boggs: Ricky kicked out in the nick of time, King.

Royce: Yeah, Ricky has been punished for a while now by Dexter, and he almost didn't kick out in time.

Dexter picks Ricky up, and tries another release german, but Ricky landed on his feet. Dexter up, and Ricky hits a head scissors takedown! Dexter bails to the outside. Ricky nails a suicide dive! Dexter falls back into the guardrail. Ricky slides back into the ring, and climbs to the top. He tries a moonsault off the top rope, but Dexter moved!! Ricky landed on the guardrail!!! Dexter drags Ricky off the guardrail, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. No, he just dropped him stomach first on the guardrail!! Dexter whips Ricky into the ring apron, and as he stumbles forward, Dexter flapjacks Ricky on the guardrail!!! Dexter rolls Ricky back into the ring, and goes up top. Five Star Frog Splash by Dexter!!!!!

Boggs: Dexter is just killing Ricky now!

Royce: Told ya he would.

Dexter doesn't go for the cover, and whips Ricky chest first in the corner! Dexter grabs Ricky's legs, as he holds onto the top rope with his hands, and Dexter kicks him in the stomach!! Another stiff kick! Dexter with a gut buster on Ricky!! 1... 2... kick out! Dexter whips Ricky into the corner again, and follows in with a rolling kick to the stomach!! Double Underhook gutbuster follows! Dexter goes up top, and nails the AirWalk[top rope legdrop] onto the back of Ricky's head!!!!! 1.... 2.... 3!! No! Ricky got his foot on the bottom rope!!

Boggs: Ricky had the wherewithall to get his foot on the bottom rope.

Royce: Man, I thought Dexter had the title won, Randy.

Dexter picks up Ricky, and sets him up for a powerbomb. Ricky counters with a faceplant!!! Both men down! Dexter is the first to his feet, and punches at Ricky. Ricky blocks, and punches Dexter. Repeat that three more times, and now Ricky has Dexter reeling! Irish whip is reversed, and Ricky ducks the Dexter clothesline! Ricky slides between his legs, while hanging onto his arm! Pumphandle by Ricky, but Dexter flips out! Dexter with a wild swing, but Ricky ducks, and nails a backdrop suplex! Both men down again! Both men get up at the same time. Dexter charges at Ricky, and gets drop toe holded, and Ricky follows it with a leg drop to the back of his neck! Dexter sent into the corner. Ricky misses the blind charge, and Dexter gets a sleeper! Ricky quickly runs up the turnbuckles, and nails a tornado stunner, or something!!! Ricky climbs up top, and goes for the Drive By[shooting star press]!!!!! Dexter got his knees up!!!!

Boggs: Damn! Ricky's already injured stomach, just suffered more damage with that!

Royce: Nice move by Dexter, when in doubt, lift your knees.

Dexter sets Ricky on the top rope, and nails a superplex!! 1.... 2... kick out!! Dexter with a brainbuster on Ricky!! 1.. 2... kick out!!! Dexter with a Liger Bomb on Ricky!! 1..... 2.... thr... kick out!!!! Running Liger Bomb by Dexter!!! 1..... 2...... thre... kick out!!!! Dexter whips Ricky to the ropes, and drives Ricky to the canvas with a spinebuster!!! 1.... 2... thr.. kick out!!!!! Dexter with another irish whip, and Ricky sunset flips him!! 1.... 2... kick out!!! Both men quickly up, and Ricky walks right into the Flatliner!!!!!! 1..... 2....... 3!!!! Dexter wins!!!

Boggs: Dexter is the NEW US HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Royce: Was there any doubt?

Boggs: Yes, I'm surprised Joz or Sonic Youth didn't get involved.

Royce: Maybe if they had actually came to ringside, they might have.

Boggs: Good point.

"Basket Case" kicks up, as Dexter is handed the US Title, and celebrates. The cameras cut to the back where, the three masked men are loaded into a police car, and driven away. We cut back to Denise Lopez with Max Danger.

Denise: Max, tonight three masked men were searching for you. Any idea why?

Max Danger: I didn't even know there were men looking for me.

Denise: Oh, well, they were just arrested, so it doesn't matter.

Max Danger: Oh good.

Denise: Ok, so you said there was big news, so what is it?

Max Danger: You're quite the eager beaver, eh?

Denise: I don't know how to respond to that.

Max Danger: Me either. Anyway, I just want to announce that the Saturday Rumble Television shows will be airing on the Playboy Channel, and you can purchase the shows for only $5.99 per week/show, OR buy a whole month's worth[3 shows] for only $12.99. It's a bargain, baby!

Denise: Why have the weekly shows on PPV?

Max Danger: Well, most people watch the shows, and not get the PPVs, ya know?

Denise: Yeah.

Max Danger: Well, with this new system, the viewers will have to pay to see and catch up on the latest weekly happenings of the GFWA, and their reward is a big ass PPV-style show, on free television!

Denise: So what channel are these Free... supercards, so to speak?

Max Danger: Glad you asked, because the GFWA has struck a deal with ESPN and ABC to run it's Supercards, as you called them. They will originally air on ABC, on Saturday Nights in prime time, then re-air on ESPN Sunday night, around the 10pm hour, or so.

Denise: Cool.

Max Danger: Yes it is, and there's more!

Denise: Really!? Tell me!

Max Danger: I will! SportsCenter will now cover wrestling, just us, not that phoney WWF and WCW tripe. AND, we get our own reality-based show and another show to air on ABC next fall!

Denise: Cool!

Max Danger: Yes it is!

Denise: Anything else?

Max Danger: No, just would like to congratulate Dexter on his US Title victory, and wish everyone luck in our following two matches.Denise: Ok, well thanks Max. Back to you Randy.

The cameras cut to the arena, as Max and Denise continue their conversation.

Boggs: Well, things are looking up for the GFWA, King!

Royce: What!?

Boggs: Nothing.

Royce: Ok, I'm too busy staring at the Playmates!!! Whoo!

Boggs: Right, while you do that, I'll get ready for our next match, piting two legends against each other!

{=[ FAZE vs FISSION ]=}

The camera opens up where it is panning the shark cage suspended 15 feet above the ring! The cameraman swings towards the entrance ramp and the Global Tron. "Tubular Bells" hits as Faze slowly walks out bearing his infamous urn in both hands. He walks down the ramp and past the cameraman. Faze walks up the steps and calmly enters the ring, before placing the urn down in the corner as he stares up at the shark cage.

Suddenly a new theme kicks up as Fission walks out nonchalantly to cheers from the crowd. Fission pauses at the middle of the ramp and looks over the crowd as Faze can't wait to get his hands on him. Fission walks down the ramp and up the steps but pauses as the referee shoves Faze back. Fission enters the ring as the two men have a staredown, with the shark cage lowering every so slowly. Suddenly Faze nails a right hand, Fission comes back and it's an absolute slugfest as the cage continues to lower down from the ceiling.

King Royce: Both men are looking ready for this one.

Randy Boggs: I'll say, these two have had a storied past and this match looks to be an awesome one.

Faze knees Fission in the mid-section and nails him in the back with a double axhandle smash. Fission goes down and tries to get up but Faze stomps him back to the mat repeatedly. Faze keeps taunting Fission after each boot. Fission tries to grab onto Faze to pull himself up but Faze grabs Fission by the hair and kinees him hard in the face. Fission rolls around for a little while as Faze looks over the crowd as they jeer him loudly. The cage has almost descended around the two men as the referee slides out of the ring. Faze kicks Fission in the stomach and irish whips him towards the ropes. Faze bends down and tries for a back body drop as Fission lands hard on the mat, just as the cage lowers down to the ground. Faze stares over the bars as he begins choking Fission on the ground. Faze lets go and begins ramming right hands hard into the skull of Fission. Faze stops and gets up and backs off to the corner. Fission gets up, choking for oxygen as he receives a vicious clothesline nearly turning him inside out. Faze smiles confidently as he turns around only to receive a hard right to the face, and another and another. Fission is pouring in the right hands, sending Faze to the corner. Fission places Faze on the top rope and tries for a superplex but Faze blocks it and shoves Fission down hard into the mat. Fission gets up as Faze nails a shoulderblock off the top rope to more heat.

King Royce: Faze could be a lot like King Henry. He likes to kill for fun.

Randy Boggs: Well, whether he is the equivelant of King Henry or not, he is certainly taking it to Fission right now.

Faze walks over to Fission and picks up him as he begins slapping him. Fission tries to punch Faze but he blocks it and thumbs Fission in the eye. Faze picks up Fission and delivers a Belly to Back Suplex as Faze climbs onto the second rope, raising both arms into the air. Fission slowly gets up and grabs Faze and powerbombs him hard onto the back of his neck, sending Faze rolling onto his stomach. The crowd cheers a little as Fission slumps against the turnbuckle before applying a camel clutch to Faze. Fission rears back as Faze screams in pain, his veins throbbing with each pull back. Fission releases the hold but immediately places Faze in a modified version of a camel clutch as he locks Faze's legs in a surfboard but grabs his head and puts it under his right arm rearing back hard. Faze is beginning to go a bit white as Fission begins to apply more pressure. Fission finally releases the hold and stands over the fallen Faze, looking at his limp body. Fission walks to the steel bars and turns around, ducking a clothesline from Faze and delivering a strong released German Suplex. Fission begins to climb the shark cage as Faze slowly gets back up to his feet. Fission is about halfway up when Faze grabs Fission's leg and yanks him down ferociously, sending Fission facefirst into the mat and breaking his nose in the process. Fission's nose is bleeding heavily as Faze grabs Fission by the hair and lifts him up, delivering a neckbreaker. Faze kneels onto Fission's chest and begins talking smack to him before laying in rights and lefts as Fission covers up to block the blows.

Randy Boggs: Fission trying to block up the punches.

King Royce: Faze showing a mean streak I never knew he had. Hell, he broke Fission's nose.

Faze however is undaunted as he continues the rights and lefts. Faze stops as Fission lowers his hands, only to receive a headbutt from Faze. Faze gets up and gloats for the fans. He picks up Fission and irish whips him to the corner. Faze charges in for a big splash and connects as he backs up to try one more time. Faze charges and leaps but Fission catches him in mid-air and falls backwards, slamming Faze's chin onto the top turnbuckle. Faze tries to shake it off as Fission picks up Faze from behind and tries for an inverted suplex but Faze is able to propel himself off the turnbuckles and lands on his feet. Faze tries to charge Fission into the turnbuckle but Fission falls flat on his stomach as Faze absorbs the blow and stumbles backwards where Fission is waiting for a low blow. Fission spins Faze around and lifts him up high into the air, hitting a hanging vertical suplex. Both men are out on the mat as the crowd begins chanting "Fission". Fission slowly rises to his feet as another slugfest ensues, this time won by Fission who irish whips Faze to the ropes. Fission catches Faze and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam. Fission bounces off the ropes and catches the groggy but standing Faze with a wraparound into a sleeper hold. Faze slumps to the ground as Fission changes it to a rear chinlock. Faze slumps onto his side as Fission rears back hard. Fission releases the hold and stares over the crowd. He raises one arm into the air and picks up Faze. Fission goes for the Revolution but Faze manages to fall behind Fission and hits his inverted DDT.

Randy Boggs: Fission looking for the win right there with the Revolution.

King Royce: Damnit, so close yet so far.

Faze tries to catch his breath in the corner as Fission gets up. Faze once again pokes Fission in the eyes and places him into the top rope. Faze delivers a Superplex as the move took a lot out of both men. Both men get up at the same time and nail a double clothesline, KOing each other. After a long period, Faze gets up and tries to climb the cage as Fission climbs up onto the top rope. Fission leaps off and catches a turning Faze who turned to face Fission, with a clothesline sending both men crashing back down to the mat. Fission gets up and grabs Faze's legs, locking in a Side Leg Lock as Faze screams out in pain. Fission releases the hold but begins to work over Faze's leg, using knee smashes and driving his own knee into Faze's. Fission picks up Faze and delivers a kneebreaker three times in a row. Fission places Faze into a single leg crab as Faze is screaming out in major pain trying to grab the rope, though it wouldn't do him any good. Faze struggles to power out of it but Fission has it locked on tight. Fission is still bleeding profusely as he releases the hold and stomps Faze hard repeatedly. Fission wearily climbs the cage as Faze is still on the ground clutching his leg. Faze tries to get up but can't as his leg won't support him. Fission is nearly to the top when the loos of blood becomes too much as he falls and lands hard on the mat. Fission looks to be out as Faze uses the ropes to struggle back onto his feet.

King Royce: Fission needs some serious medical attention right now.

Randy Boggs: Fission may die tonight is he isn't helped.

Faze hobbles over to Fission and picks him up, ramming his head into the shark cage repeatedly as Fission falls to the mat limply. Faze grabs Fission's legs and slighshots him into the side of the shark cage. Faze grabs Fission and brngs him to the center of the ring where he delivers a russian legsweep. Faze iss till favoring his leg as he bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg drop but immediately screams out in pain as he clutches his injured leg. Faze rolls around in pain as Fission slowly begins stirring. Fission gets up onto his knees and stands as does Faze. Faze tries to charge at Fission but is noticebly limping as Fission clotheslines Faze to the mat. Fission picks up Faze but gets a thumb to the eye. Fission knees Faze in the groin and while still blind, lifts up Faze and hits the Revolution! Fission however can't see as he's scrambling for the ropes or turnbuckle to help get up onto his feet. Fission finds the corner and struggles to his feet. He begins to rub at his eye furiously as Faze stirs slightly. Fission manages to be able to see again, although a bit woozy from the loss of blood and the lack of sight focus. Fission stumbles towards Faze. Fission leans over to look at Faze in the eyes when Faze's hand shoots up and grabs Fission by the throat. Faze gets up and promptly chokeslams the hell out of Fission. The referee opens the door and slides in. Faze limps around on his leg, trying to get the feeling back in it.

Randy Boggs: Revolution by Fission but Faze comes back with a Chokeslam.

King Royce: This could be the end for Fission right now.

Faze shakes his leg as he walks back over to Fission. Fission however low blows Faze and DDT's him hard into the mat. Fission walks to the corner and waits patiently for Faze to get up. Fission charges at Faze and goes for a clothesline but Faze ducks it. Fission turns around, staring menacingly as he charges at Faze again. Faze catches Fission and hits The Anger of The Land! Faze falls down, draping an arm over Fission's chest. The referee dives to the mat and 1........ 2...... 3!!!! Faze wins the match as "Tubular Bells" hits.

King Royce: Faze wins! Faze wins!

Randy Boggs: Look at this, what an evil human being Faze is!

Faze picks up Fission and goes for another Anger of The Land but Fission slides out of it and bulldogs Faze to the mat. Both men punk out the ref. when he tries to seperate them. Fission pokes Faze in the eye and forearms him hard in the face, cutting Faze's forehead open. Fission ducks a clothesline and spins Faze around, hitting the Revolution! Fission slowly walks to the corner and grabs the urn. Fission exits the ring as the referee walks out after him. Fission walks towards the bottom of the ramp as he is carrying the urn. He raises it to the crowd as they cheer. Fission opens the lid as the Global Tron is replaying what's happening. Fission turns around confidently, expecting to see Faze still laid out or pissed off about what he's doing. Instead, Fission's face goes pale as Faze is nowhere to be seen! The steel cage is raising higher as Fission slides into the ring. He looks over and exits, looking under the ring. He walks back up the ramp looking shocked and a bit afraid. Fission walks up the ramp rather briskly.

Boggs: Oh my god! What just happened!?

Royce: I dunno, the urn was cracked open by Fission, and Faze just disappeared!

Boggs: This is crazy! We'll be right back folks!

We cut to a promo for Y2K1 Meltdown on February 4th, 2001! We quickly fade into five split screens. In the center is the Champion, Phobia, coming towards the arena, in a wheelchair. In the upper right is Joz, in the upper left is Chaos, in the lower left is Butcher, and the bottom right is empty. We fade back to the arena.

Boggs: It's time for our main event folks!

Royce: Where was Will in his split-screen?

Boggs: I dunno.

Royce: Hmmmmm.

Boggs: What?

Royce: Nothing, just wondering if that black-haired Playmate over there would have sex with me.

Boggs: I'm thinking not.

Royce: I'm thinking you just shut up and call the match.

Boggs: Fine.

{=[ THE BUTCHER vs JOSTRODOMUS vs CHAOS ]=}

The sounds of "FEAR THIS!" followed by "Nothing" by Stabbing Westard fills the arena as Phobia limps out into the rin slowly. Heavily favouring his injured leg he steps over the top rope and winces as he poses. The crowd boos. Royce: Working hurt. Now that's the sign of a TRUE professional. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts up and Chaos walks out into the arena he gets the bird flicked at him by a fan and he responds by giving him some verbal in return. The camera opans arnoud to a fan who has a "Butcher - the REAL Chaos" and Chaos walks over to that sign and spits on it. He climbs under the bottom rope into the ring.

Boggs: Chaos is in a bad mood tonight.

"#1 Stunna" by the Big Tymers plays as Jostrodomus walks out to a huge pop. As Chaos and Phobia are exchanging words inside the ring Joz slides under the bottom rope and totally opens up on Chaos. unleashing right after right after right he send Chaos reeling into the ropes. As Chaos comes back Joz hits a HUGE powerslam looking for the quick cover and Phobia limps slowly into position, Chaos easily breaking the pin before Phobia even gets down to count. Boggs: Jostrodomus could have won this already Royce: You have to account for the fitness of Phobia.

Boggs: I'm still not conviced about Phobia.

Royce: Where's the Butcher?

Joz fires agains on Chaos kicking and stomping Chaos down to the floor. He drops the big leg across him and then picks Chaos up for a HUGE DDT. Going down to pin him Phobia hobbles over again and just about gets to one before Chaos kicks out. Joz snaps to his feet and jaws with Phobia as Phobia favuors his hurt leg again. Joz turns back to Chaos and Chaos hits a quick drop tolehold and bridges it into a leglock. Phobia quickly drops to one knee to see if Joz taps and then calls for the bell... The arena explodes into a chorus of boos.

Boggs: Joz never tapped!

Royce: He did! He won!

"Genius" by Pitchsifter fires up and VP Will Geddes walks out into the arena. He finishes his beer bottle and grabs a microphone. Will stands at the top of the entry ramp and casually takes his cigar out.

Will Geddes: HEY HEY HEY! I didn't see Joz tap out there!

Phobia lifts Chaos' hand again and grimaces.

Will: Ah no, I don't think it's going down like that. I'm not letting this match end until I see someone get pinned 1...2...3...  Oh and just in case you want to DQ anyone or anything sucky like that. I'm making this an EXTREME RULES match. And speaking of extreme, you forgot to wait for the third participant in tis match....

"Nutshell" by Alice in Chains starts up and the Butcher walks out with his overflowing trashcan o' plunder. Chraging the ring he opens up with a few right hands to Chaos, and blasts Joz over the head with a board game.

Royce: Like all gangtas.. Joz gets Life!

Butcher spills the contents of hiss trashcan out over the ring and Joz grabs for a foreign object while Butcher grabs the trashcan. Joz blasts Chaos over the head with a laptop sending chaos staggering back towards the ropes and Butcher slides the trashcan over his head. Butcher grabs Phobia's crutch from ringside and Joz grabs a chair from the ringside announce position. Chaos struggles with the trashcan and Butcher blasts the can sending a shuddering noise out there. Joz beats that with an even stiffer chairshot and Butcher turns, snaps the crutch over Joz's head and smashes the trashcan even harder with the chair. Chaos slips over and the can slides off him. Butcher takes Royce's laptop and places it over Chaos' crotch and reaches for his trusty baseball bat. He takes a practise swing then smashes it into the laptop sending keys all over the ring.

Royce: MY LAPTOP! MY LAPTOP!

Butcher covers Chaos but again Phobia is slow to get there wincing at his leg. Butcher turns to Phobia and signals for a batshot but Phobia's leg miraculously recovers and he nimbly gets a huge full nelson slam on him. Joz slides down and covers Butcher and Butcher kicks out after a fast 2. Chaos bails to the outside as Joz and Butcher stare down and then start going at it with body and face punchses. Meanwhile on the outside Chaos is walking towards the back as he gets NAILED BY VP WILL WITH THE BEER BOTTLE.

Boggs: Our Vice President getting physical here!

Royce: Cheat! Disqualify him!

Boggs: No disqualificatins in a hardcore match!

Will slides Chaos back into the ring as Butcher is getting the upper hand. Butcher goes for the Downtown  Drop but Joz blocks and puts in the standing headscossors for the Domus Ending. Butch counters tha with a backdrop sending Joz waaaay out of the ring. Butcher turns to Chaos and lifts him up for the DOWNTOWN DROP. Phobia is slow to come over but still has to count a 1...2...3!

Boggs: Folks that's all she wrote Butcher is the #1 Contender.

Royce: Looks like Phobia's not happy with that.

Phobia lifts Butcher up for the FEAR FACTOR!!! Butcher collapsees in a heap and Phobia turns and poses to the crowd. He climbs up on the turnbuckle and strikes a pose. As the crowd erupts into a chorus of boos, Butcher somehow gets to his feet and pushes Phobia in the back and he spills over the turnbuckle to the floor!!!

Butcher: Don't you f**kiing pose when i'm in the ring.

With Butcher looking down at Phobia, and the crowd going wild, we fade to black.