SATURDAY, JANUARY 13TH, 2001
Live from the United Center in Chicago, Illinois

The sun begins to set on the United Center in Chicago, Illinois, home of the NBA's Chicago Bulls, and once-proud dynasty turned rebuilding central. The GFWA, in many ways, is like the Chicago Bulls. It was a once-proud organization, run by Matt McLean, but after the sale, it hit a rut. It began to rebuild, and the beginning of the true new era kicked off at No Escape. The ideals of Max Danger and Will Geddes were but forth, and now the GFWA is being sent off into a whole new direction, where the possibilities are endless. Tonight, in Chicago, a new dynasty starts, and you won't want to miss it...

The scene opens outside the United Center, where the sun is indeed setting and the last of the ticket holders are entering the arena. Also outside the arena are several police officers, who are hoping that the fugitives of the law themselves, Devilz Darkside show up. On your television screen, the GFWA logo appears, and a small video package begins. Chaos pinning Todd Taylor with the help of Guy McDonald... Jostrodomus hitting the #1 Stunna on World Champ Phobia, and getting the one-two-three... The Butcher bleeding all over the place, and rolling up Hipocrasy for the victory. All images from No Escape. The music intensifies in the background, as eight men are beating the holy hell out of each other in a cell. Chaos hits a sunset flip powerbomb on Guy McDonald.... Butcher hitting a cross body block on Joz off the ladder - while on fire... Joz chokeslamming Sonic Youth off the top of the cell and to the ring below. The music gets more intense, as Chaos, Joz, and Butcher battle it out on the top of the cell. Out walks Phobia, and climbs the cell. He chokeslams Chaos off the top! Butcher and Joz fall off the other side! Who hit first!? The video ends with Phobia looking down at the carnage.

The GFWA Saturday Rumble video package then kicks up, with "Spiders" by System of a Down playing in the background. The video shows various events that's happened on the Rumble program since the beginning of the GFWA's storied history. That package lasts a few seconds more, and we fade into a dark arena. The silence is eerie, but the audience begins to stir when the letter "G" appears on the screen. It fades out. The letter "F" appears next, and disappears all the same. Next the letter "W" appears. It fades away, too. The final letter is "A", and it fades out after a few seconds. Then all four letters come together, forming "GFWA", and they explode! Fireworks then go off in every direction inside the United Center! Flames burst from the ring posts, sparks rain down upon the ring, and the lasers spell out, "Saturday Night Rumble" in the center of the ring, where one final explosion goes off.

The lights come up, as "Spiders" blasts through the entire arena. The cameras start to pan the sold out arena, with every last fan on their feet, and holding up their signs. The sea of signs is unbelievable, with everyone and their mother holding one up, whether it makes sense or not. Of the signs, "Butcher Is One Crazy MotherF*cker!", "Who's #1!?", "YoYo NeWsItE Rules!", and "The GFWA Is Better Than Sex!", are the most notable. The cameras continue to pan, when "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath kicks up. The fans go nuts, as Sonic Youth steps through the curtains. He poses at the entrance way, then heads to the ring.

»RICKY GREEN[c] vs SONIC YOUTH«

Randy Boggs: Hello folks, I'm Randy Boggs, and I will be your host as always. I'm joined by King Royce, as if you guys didn't know.

King Royce: Hey fans! I don't guess you'll be shilling the show tonight, eh?

Boggs: I don't believe I'll get to, as we are going to start things off with the Light Heavyweight Title Match!

Royce: That belt hasn't been defended or really noticed in a long while, and it's high time someone took it off Ricky Green.

Boggs: Well, tonight could be the night, because Sonic Youth is an amazing talent, and he looks pumped!

Sonic Youth slides into the ring, and jumps to the middle turnbuckle, as fireworks go off behind him. He jumps down, and stands in his corner, when "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits. Through the curtains walks the Light Heavyweight Champion, Ricky Green. The fans are firmly behind him, save the drunks in the third row, who say he sucks a part of the human anatomy.

Boggs: Here's the champion, King. He looks determined to keep the title.

Royce: He's lucky he's still got it. He hasn't had a good match since Max's former protege, Kurt Andrews was in the GFWA.

Boggs: I would attribute that to lack of competition, King, not because of Green's abilities.

Royce: I guess, but Green should be able to carry guys to good matches if he's a champ.

Boggs: Well, he won't need to carry Sonic Youth to a good match, because he's one of the best to ever grace a GFWA ring.

Green slides into the ring, and does the Lance Storm pose on the ropes. Green jump down, and walks to the center of the ring. Sonic Youth joins him, and they stand toe to toe, as Green takes off his belt. Youth says it's his, and Green just laughs it off. The ref takes the belt and holds it high into the air, as the bell sounds.

Boggs: Oh boy, this is going to be a classic!

Royce: I sure hope so.

Green and Youth circle each other for a bit, and lock up. Youth backs Green into the corner, and the ref gets between them. Cheap shot by Youth. Green tosses Youth into the corner, and unloads with rights. Green sends Youth out of the corner, but it's reversed. Green uses the ropes to jump over Youth, and roll him up. 1.. 2. kick out. Youth jumps back up and they face off. They start to circle each other again, and Youth asks for the test of strength.

Boggs: Test of strength time, King. Who do you think's stronger?

Royce: Sonic Youth, most definitely.

Green and Youth lock hands, and come together. Green gets Youth going down towards the mat. Youth's head grazes the mat, but he muscles back up, and gets Green going down. Green tries to power up, but Youth muscles him back down. Green tries to bridge up again, but Youth powers him back down. Green just falls on his back and monkey flips Youth over. He lands on his feet, and their hands are still locked together. Youth powers Green up off the mat, and gets him in a side headlock.

Boggs: Nice transition from the locked hands to the headlock.

Royce: Told ya Youth was stronger.

Green pushes Youth to the ropes. Shoulder block by Youth that knocks Green down. Youth to the ropes, sets over Green. Leapfrog by Green. Armdrag by Green! Youth quickly back up and goes at Green. Green pushes him to the ropes. Flapjack by Green, but Youth dropkicks him on the way up! Green goes at Youth, who ducks the clothesline. Neckbreaker attempt by Youth, but it's blocked. Green pulls Youth up and over by his neck, and DDTs him! 1... 2.. kick out.

Boggs: Wow! What a move by the Champ!

Royce: Very innovative.

Green picks Youth up off the canvas, and sets up for a vertical suplex. Youth flips free, and rolls up Green. 1... 2... kick out. Youth whips Green to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, and the back elbow. He slides between Youth's legs, and hooks him about the waist. Standing switch by Youth. Release German Suplex by Youth, but Green lands on his feet! Superkick by Youth is caught! Green spins Youth around, and goes for a back suplex. Youth rolls out, and gets Green in a full nelson. He's going for a dragon suplex, but Green drops to his ass, and with his legs, pulls Youth over. 1... 2.. kick out!

Boggs: This is some awesome action, King.

Royce: Yeah, we finally are getting a good match in the LW division. It's like old times.

Green to the ropes, and a drop toe hold takes him down. Bow and arrow by Youth! Green powers out. Youth grabs Green and sends him into the corner. Youth charges after, and Green tries the jump over again, but Youth catches him on his shoulder. Youth tosses Green over the top rope! Green's head hit the ring steps on the way down!!

Boggs: Oh man! Green's head bounced off the ring steps!

Royce: Awesome counter from Youth though.

Green stumbles around the outside, and Youth hits a somersault senton over the top rope onto him! Youth slides back into the ring, and climbs to the top rope. Green struggles to his feet. Youth flies off the top with a cross body, but Green moved! Youth crashes into the guardrail!!!! Green jumps onto the railing, and hits a fameasser on Youth! Green tosses Youth back over the railing, and into the ring. 1.... 2... th... kick out!

Boggs: How in the world did he kick out of that!?

Royce: His ribs should be broken from that!

Green is a bit shocked by this, but quickly picks up Youth, and plants him with a Liger Bomb!!! 1.... 2.... thr... kick out!!!! Green is amazed. Youth is sent to the ropes, and a dropkick knocks him to the outside! Green with a springboard dropkick on Youth!! Green sends Youth to the guardrail. Youth jumps on it, and comes off with a cross body block! Youth slides back in, and goes to the ropes. Space Flying Tiger Drop by Sonic Youth!!!

Boggs: What the hell was that!?

Royce: Space Flying Tiger Drop, silly. Everyone knows that.

Youth rolls Green into the ring, and sends him to the ropes. Youth lowers his head early, and Green springboards off the middle rope, and gets a sunset flip on Youth! 1... 2... kick out! Green gets decked with a big clothesline. Youth goes up top, but misses the swan dive headbutt!! Youth is sent to the ropes. Floatover DDT by Youth! It's blocked, and Green knocks Youth on his ass. Green goes for a sharpshooter, but Youth kicks him away. To the ropes Green goes. He blocks the Youth hiptoss, smacks him in the stomach. Fameasser is countered, as Youth flips Green up and over. He lands on his feet. Green with a wild swing. Youth ducks, and nails the Dragon Suplex!!! 1... 2... thr... kick out!!!

Boggs: This is a great match!

Royce: That is my favorite move right there.

Youth whips Green to the ropes. He lowers his head. Green kicks him in the shoulder. His clothesline is ducked. Waistlock by Youth. German suplex is blocked, and Green rolls Youth up. He just rolls through, and has a single leg boston crab on Youth! Youth quickly makes the ropes. Green whips Youth to the ropes, and hits a leg lariat! Green goes up top, and nails the flying elbow! 1... 2.. kick out! Green whips Youth to the ropes, no, it's reversed. Youth tries a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Green spins free. Green kicks Youth, and goes for a stunner, but Youth pushes him off. Youth with the Sonic Blast[flapjack into fameasser]!!!!!!! Youth must have hurt his leg. He shakes it off then covers Green. 1..... 2..... 3!! NO! NO! Green kicked out!!!!

Boggs: Oh my god! Green kicked out of the Sonic Blast!!!

Royce: Jesus!! How did he do that!?

Youth can't believe it! He picks up Green, and whips him to the ropes. Green dropkicks Youth in the knee! Green with a dragon screw legwhip on Youth! Sharpshooter by Green!! Youth makes the ropes. Youth is sent to the ropes. Spinebuster by Green!! Green picks Youth back up, and goes for a powerbomb. Youth counters with a face jam! Both men down. They slowly get to their feet. Youth to the ropes. Green scoops him up for a tombstone! Youth reverses it! Green reverses that, and hits a tombstone!!! Green climbs up top. Green almost loses his balance, but rights himself. The Drive By[shooting star press] by the champ!!!!!! Green covers! 1..... 2.... THREE!!! NO!!!! Youth got his shoulder up at the last second!!!

Boggs: Holy mother of god!!!

Royce: They've each kicked out of the others finisher!!

Green is irrate. Green goes back up top. Youth falls into the ropes, and crotches Green! Youth slowly climbs up to join him. Super Gutwrench suplex by Youth!!!!!! Both men down! Youth is the first to his feet, and Green is up soon after. Right by Youth, it's blocked, and Green nails him with his own. Green has Youth reeling with rights. Youth with a knee to Green's gut. Youth whips Green into the corner. It's reversed, and Youth hits hard. Youth stumbles back into Green's arms. Green goes for a Tiger Suplex, but Youth blocks. Green tries again, and Youth flips over and lands on his feet. Youth charges at Green. Leapfrog by Green. Youth goes inot the corner, but stops short. Green turns, and charges at Youth. Youth pulls himself up to the top rope. Tornado DDT by Youth!! NO! Green pushes him off!

Boggs: Ouch.

Royce: Looks like Green is going to win this thing.

Green picks Youth up, and hits the Tiger Suplex! 1... 2... kick out!! Green with a fisherman's buster on Youth!!! 1... 2... kick out!!!! Tiger Bomb by Green!!!! Green with a lionsault!! 1... 2.... thr... kick out!!!! Green is getting frustrated. Green sets Youth on the top turnbuckle, and goes for a superplex. Superplex by Green!!! Wait, Youth hooks his legs!!! 1..... 2.... 3!!!! Sonic Youth wins!!!!!

Boggs: New Champ! New Champ!!

Royce: Sonic Youth took all that punishment, and finally caught Green napping for a split second, and took advantage.

"Iron Man" kicks up as Youth picks himself up off the mat, and raises his arms into the air, as the crowd cheers. Green sits up, and looks mighty pissed. Youth, although exhausted, gets on the second turnbuckle, and celebrates. Youth jumps down, and when he turns around, Ricky Green is right there, with the Light Heavyweight Championship. Green looks at the belt, then at Sonic, and does it a couple more times.

Boggs: Uh oh. Green's going to paste him.

Royce: I would, too.

  After a long hesitation, Green hands the belt over to Youth, and raises his hand in the air. "Iron Man" kicks up again, as Youth celebrates some more, and Green graciously leaves the ring.

Boggs: What a good sport, Ricky is. His three-month title reign is over, and he gives his vote of confidence to Youth, by handing him the belt.

Royce: I still would have blasted him with it.

Youth finally jumps out of the ring, and heads to the back, as the crowd chants his name.

Boggs: Well, there goes the new Light Heavyweight Champion, and what a way to kick off the program!

Royce: Oh yeah, the first good light heavyweight match in almost two months. And was it a doozy.

Boggs: The future is looking bright for the Light Heavyweight Division now, with Sonic Youth at the helm, but other divisions aren't as lucky.

Royce: Yeah, like the Tag Team division. We have, what, three teams, and it's quite boring.

Boggs: Yeah, but the most healthy division would be the World, with Phobia leading the way.

Royce: Right, and exactly who is the number one contender to his title?

Boggs: I dunno, but Chaos, Butcher, and Joz all have the right to claim they are. Maybe we'll find out tonight.

Royce: I would say so, since we have three big triple threat matches, with each one featuring one of our number one contenders.

Boggs: And those will most definitely continue the kickass match streak that Green and Youth started tonight.

Royce: And what about this main event? What's it going to be?

Boggs: I don't know, King, and there's no telling what Will and Danger have in store for it. But one thing is for certain, it'll kick ass.

Royce: Oh hell yeah! Danger doesn't let the fans down!

Boggs: No, he only pisses them off.

Royce: Exactly.

"Genius" by Pitchshifter fires up across the arena and Vice President Will Geddes calmly strolls into the entryway. He finishes off the bottle of beer he is holding and walks down to the ring, stopping to stub out his cigar in the empty beer bottle. Will grabs a mic and slides into the ring.

Will Geddes: CHI-TOWN! This is the G...F...W...A!

Boggs: Folks we've got a hot crowd here tonight.

Royce: What about the world title?

Will: And I know all you folks here tonight are all excited about the great night of wrestling we've got coming up. We've already seen a new GFWA  Light Heavyweight champion crowned in Sonic Youth, in what was one of the best Light Heavyweight matches in GFWA history! We've also got Chiaroscuro going up against Faze for the extreme title....

Royce: What about the world title?

Will: But I know there's one thing you're all interested in.. and that's the GFWA Heavyweight Championship.

Royce: Tell us! Tell us!

Will: Well I know for a fact I couldn't tell who landed first. Hey I don't even CARE who landed first. Could have been Chaos. Could have been Jostrodomus or even the Butcher. Now I could just book Phobia against all three of them and have done with it, but I thought that's probably not fair on the GFWA Champion. So I decided to make it a little more fun. Tonight, here in Chicago.... those three men will have to qualify for their shots at Phobia. So tonight isn't just about Saturday Rumble. It's about Triple Threat Theater. So Chaos... Jostrodomus.... Butcher... you gotta win your Triple Threat matches tonight, and if you do... and I'm sure at least one of you you will... then you will go on to face Phobia.. IN THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT! HOW COOL IS THAT, CHICAGO?

The crowd goes nuts.

Boggs: So the main event is Phobia against Butcher, Jostrodomus & and Chaos IF they win their triple threat matches tonight. It's triple threat theatre.

Royce: I love it!

Boggs: Only in the GFWA, folks, do you get THIS much excitement.

"Genius" starts up again, as Will Geddes heads to the back.

Royce: What an announcement!

Boggs: Yeah, so we could be seeing a four-way, triple-threat, an one-on-one encounter, or Phobia playing jacks or solitaire for the main event.

Royce: Right, it all depends on how The Butcher, Joz, and Chaos fair in their triple threat matches tonight!

Boggs: But before we get to those, we have to get through the next matchup!

»TOMBSTONE & BRANDON STORM vs RYAN REYNOLDS & JAY KASH«

"Proposition Fuck You" by Methods of Mayhem starts to play, and out walks Ryan Reynolds and Jay Kash. The crowd doesn't really respond well, although Ryan gets a small pop. They head towards the ring.

Boggs: Ryan Reynolds, the once protege of Max Danger, got his ass kicked by Max at No Escape, as he and Chiaroscuro formed an alliance, that Ryan wasn't going to be a part of.

Royce: I'm glad Max dumped Ryan, Chiaroscuro, while not exactly having the right personality for Max, has a much brighter future.

Boggs: Ryan has a future in the Light Heavyweight Division, IF he can put up with Max's shenanigans.

Royce: Speaking of Max, here he is! Whoo!

Max Danger calmly walks through the curtains, as the boos come quickly. Ryan and Jay doesn't know what's up until it's too late. Max pushes Jay into the ring post, and starts to punch away at Ryan. Ryan fights back, but Max pokes him in the eyes. Max turns and starts to run, and Ryan gives chase. Max runs through the curtains, and Ryan follows after. Then Ryan comes walking backwards, with Chiaroscuro holding him by the neck. Chiaroscuro goes to chokeslam Ryan off the stage, but Max stops him.

Max Danger: Powerbomb his ass off the stage!! Make sure to not hit the tables!

Boggs: Oh my god! Max is basically telling Chiaroscuro to KILL Ryan!!

Royce: Whoo!!!!

Chiaroscuro gets Ryan in position, but Ryan fires away with rights. Chiaroscuro drops him, and Ryan low blows him. Ryan blocks a Max right, and starts to unload on him. Ryan has Max near the edge. Chiaroscuro recovers and knocks Ryan's head off with a superkick! Max scurries away from the edge, and Chiaroscuro gives Ryan a release powerbomb off the stage, and onto the concrete fifteen feet below!!!!!

Boggs: Holy mother of god!! Ryan is dead!!

Royce: Whoo!

Boggs: Would you quit "Whoo!"ing!

Royce: No.... Whoo!!!

Boggs: Here come the medics!! Damn Max and Chiaroscuro!

Royce: Again... WHOO!!!

Chiaroscuro and Max walk to the back as the medics tend to Ryan on the floor. As they wheel him off, "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock hits, and out walks Tombstone and Brandon Storm. The boos are pretty loud, as both men slowly head to the ring.

Boggs: I guess we're going to have this match anyway, only without Ryan.

Royce: You're a quick one, Randy.

Boggs: Thanks.

Royce: So, so stupid.

Boggs: I know you are, but what am I?

Royce: Jesus! Someone please shoot me!

Boggs: I still have two days left to wait before I can get mine.

Royce: Damn.

Tombstone slides into the ring, as Storm rolls Kash in. Tombstone quickly clotheslines him down, as the bell sounds. Tombstone unloads with rights, and whips Kash to the ropes. Gorilla press by Tombstone, and he dumps him over the top rope and to the floor! Storm slams Kash into the ring steps, and suplexes him on the concrete. Tombstone hiptosses him back in. Kash tries a clothesline, but Tombstone counters with an uranage!

Boggs: Tombstone is completely dominating this matchup.

Royce: Did you actually think Kash stood a chance?

Boggs: That's not the point.

Tombstone sets Kash on the top turnbuckle. Kash tries to make a comeback with more rights, but Tombstone headbutts him, and nails a top rope Death Valley Driver!!! Storm in. Storm with a neckbreaker, and locks in a headlock. Kash pushes him to the ropes. But Storm just reapplies the headlock, when Kash lowers his head. Storm with a vertical suplex on Kash. Kash rolls onto the ring apron, and Storm hits a springboard bulldog, and Kash's head slams into the ring steps!!!!

Boggs: Ouch!

Royce: You can say that again... but please don't.

Storm rolls Kash back in and tags Tombstone. Powerbomb by Tombstone. He sends Kash to the ropes, and back body drops him. Tombstone to the ropes, and a big boot takes Kash down again. Tombstone whips Kash into the corner. Tombstone misses the blind charge. But he quickly grabs a weakened Kash, and suplexes him, causing his head to hit the turnbuckles! Tombstone whips Kash to the ropes. Powerslam by Tombstone! Storm tagged back in.

Boggs: They are just toying with the poor man.

Royce: More like boy.

Storm with a jumping DDT, and goes to the second rope. Knee drop by Storm. Storm goes back to it, but misses this one. Kash climbs to the top, and tries a double axe-handle, but Storm spears him in midair!!! Tag to Tombstone!! German suplex by Tombstone! Dragon Suplex by Tombstone! Three release germans in a row!!! Brainbuster by Tombstone!! Tombstone by Tombstone!!! Chokeslam by Tombstone!!! Decapitor[pedigree into submission] by Tombstone!!!! Kash taps out!!!

Boggs: About time they finished it.

Royce: Tombstone just got bored.

"Bawitdaba" hits again, as Tombstone doesn't release the hold. He orders Storm to get a table. But he doesn't, and starts to leave. Tombstone grabs Storm and gives him the Decapitor!!! Storm is screaming in pain!!! Tombstone releases it and grabs a table!! Kash is layed on it, and Tombstone powerbombs Storm off the top and through the table!!!!! "Bawitdaba" plays again, as Tombstone is littered with trash as he walks to the back.

Boggs: I say do what Tombstone tells ya.

Royce: Oh yeah.

The scene fades in as you see Choas looking over a peice of paper, as the camera zooms in you see that the piece of paper is his hit list, and at the top in big bold letter you see the name Phobia. He smiles as he circles the name several times, hatching and evil plan in his head. There is a knock at the door and choas almost jumps at the sudden interruption of the silence. He grabs his bat and stands up ready to face any attack. He opens the door and in the doorway stands Hellz Angel! Choas rears his bat back but it is grabbed out of his hand from behind where the Devilz Messenger stands, who was obviously in the room before Hellz Angel arrived.

Choas: What in the hell do you want? Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

Devilz Messenger: We aren't right now but they will have grounds to put us there once we are through with you!

Devilz Messenger wings the bat and nails chaos on the side.  He recovers quickly and tries to swing at Devilz Messenger but is cut down by a spear from Hellz Angel. Choas struggles but is he is knocked out by a swift hit to the head. Devilz Messenger holds up the bat and finish the job, but the sounds of police are heard in the halls. Spanish is heard, signaling that the idiot mexicans have realized where they are. The sounds fade away but the Darkside know they have to leave the building.

Devilz Messenger: Just remember to anyone out there that targets Phobia or Faze. If you target a member of the Faces Of Evil, you target the whole team, and our wrath shall be shown with no mercy.

The Darkside escapes through the door way as the police catch sight of them and begin their chase, the footsteps can be heard through the halls as the scene fades back to Chaos dressing room where the name Phobia has been scratched out and the Darkside have left their names.

Boggs: Dear lord! Devilz Darkside just attacked Chaos!

Royce: Those bastards!! I hope the Mexicans catch 'em!

Boggs: I... don't see that happening, King.

Royce: We'll find out.

Boggs: But not right now, because we need to pay some bills!

The cameras fade from the announcers and into some commercials for animal viagra, GFWA's latest video, History of the Tag Team Titles, and Sunkist, who is sponsoring the GFWA's next PPV, Y2K1 Meltdown. We fade back in, where Dexter is seen in the back holding a metal bar in his hands. He is nervously walking side to side in his lockeroom.

Dexter: Come on Dexter don't wuss out. Joz will not attack you. Why would he want to attack you? Well I attacked him last week. So he wants revenge! Oh shit! Shit! Calm down. You have a metal bar in your hand that could injure somone. You should go out there and get him before he gets you.

Someone bangs the door of Dexter's lockeroom and Dexter leaps into the air. he panics and dives underneath a coffee table. The door opens and someone walks in. They walk around the room looking for Dexter. They kick some of Dexter's things to the floor. A chair is knocked down. Dexter curses in his head as fear runs through him.

Dexter: *Thinking in his head* Remember Dex, get him before he gets you. Use the metal bar. Here goes nothing.

Dexter slowly get up from underneath the coffee table. The man has his back turned and is getting something from a box. Dexter gets up and runs towards the man.

Dexter: I'll get you Joz! AHHHH!!!

The man turns around just before Dexter hits him and it's Little Jack.

Little Jack: Ahh! It's me Dex you idiot!

Dexter: You stupid fool what the hell are you doing sneaking into my room?

Little Jack: I was looking for a chain. Besides I knocked. Why are you so jumpy?

Dexter: Just shut up it's not a good time right now ok.

The cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: That Dexter is one jumpy fella.

Royce: Just say it, Randy, he's going insane!

Boggs: And over Joz no less.

Royce: Pathetic, eh?

Boggs: Yep. And folks, we just received word that Devilz Darkside was caught, and is being taken back to Mexico to await trial.

Royce: Good, they deserve it!

Boggs: Riiiight.

Royce: It's true, Randy, and you know it.

Boggs: Know I don't, but I do know that it's time for our next match up.

»JOSTRODOMUS vs DEXTER vs PAYNE«

"Basket Case" by Green Day begins to play as Dexter makes his way to the ring.  Dexter slides in and taunts some of the fans sitting at ringside.  The fans boo Dexter, but he doesn't seem to mind at all.

Boggs: Folks, Joz's title shot is at risk, and it's all down to the Leftovers.

Royce: Leftover no more! They get a chance to stop one of the GFWAs top stars in his tracks.

"#1 Stunna" by the Big Tymers blares through the speakers as Jostrodomus comes strutting out of the entrance.  The crowd pops big time as Joz raises his arms in the air.  He is suddenly jumped from behind by Payne.  Joz spins around and starts to trade punches with Payne.  Dexter comes running up the isle and takes Joz down with a drop kick to the  back of his knee. Dexter and Payne start to stomp away at Joz, double teamming him.  Dexter picks up Joz and hits a snap suplex in the isle.  Payne grabs Joz by the head and leads him towards the ring.  He rolls Joz into the ring and enters himself via springboard leg drop.

Boggs: Starting off quickly.

Royce: Hit him! Hit him again!

Dexter takes his time getting to the ring, he lingers around outside. Payne bashes away at the back of Joz's skull with some heavy double ax handle shots.  Payne then picks up Joz and whips him into the ropes.  He goes for a clothesline but Joz ducks it and comes back with a diving shoulder block.  It momentarily stuns Payne, but he pops right back up.  Payne runs in at Joz, but Joz catches him with a samoan drop.  Joz's momentum is put to a stop by a missile drop kick from Dexter.  Dexter then sets Joz up in the middle of the ring.  Dexter goes back to the top rope and goes for a flying body splash, but Joz brings his knees up.

Boggs: That's why they call it high risk moves folks. If you miss it's always trouble Joz starts to get to his feet.

Payne grabs him from behind, but Joz reverses the hold and hits a release german suplex on Payne.  Payne holds his head in agony.  Dexter is back up, but Joz clotheslines him over the top rope. Joz picks Payne up and hits a spinebuster.  Joz then goes off the ropes and drops a knee across Payne's face.  The crowd is behind Joz during his comeback.

Royce: That'll make your teeth crooked!

Boggs: Joz taking control here.

Joz slides out of the ring and picks up Dexter.  Joz lifts him up and drops him across the guard rail.  Joz turns around, but is met with a baseball slide by Payne.  Payne rolls Joz back into the ring.  Dexter slides in as well.  Payne puts Joz in the tree of woe position in the corner.  Dexter and Payne take turns putting the boots to Joz.  Joz frees himself and rolls out of the ring.  Dexter and Payne go out after him.  Joz is staggering around trying to regain his senses.  Dexter goes for a clothesline, but Joz ducks it, Dexter takes out Payne with the clothesline by mistake.

Royce: Uh oh!

Boggs: It didn't look like Payne liked that!

Payne jumps up and gets in Dexter's face.  They start to push each other. Finally Dexter starts with a hard punch to Payne's jaw.  Payne retaliates as the two men exchange blows.  Mizery comes running down to ringside and seperates the two men.  Meanwhile Joz is back in the ring.  He runs off the ropes and dives over the top rope landing on all three men.  Joz starts to pound away on Dexter and Payne.  Mizery tries to help out, but Joz stomps him back to the ground.  Joz grabs Dexter and Payen by the neck and slams their heads together and hits a double clothesline on both men.  Mizery is back up and nails Joz in the back with a chair.  Joz shrugs it off.  He turns around to face Mizery, but is hit with a double low blow by Dexter and Payne.

Boggs: Joz getting distracted by the other Leftovers.

Royce: That's the thing about the leftovers, there's always leftovers left over.

Dexter slides Joz into the ring and makes the cover.  Payne grabs Dexter's ankle and pulls him out of the ring to break the pin.  Dexter pushes Payne out of the way.  Payne spins Dexter around and slaps him in the face. Dexter responds with a boot to Payne's gut.  Dexter then hits a jumping ddt on the outside.  Dexter slides back into the ring, but walks right into a tilt-a-whirl slam from Joz.  Joz then goes to the second rope and hits a diving elbow drop.  Joz makes the cover.  1....2...Dexter kicks out. Boggs: So close there! Joz can almost taste the main event. Joz picks Dexter up and places him on the top turnbuckle.  Joz then hits a superplex.  Joz rolls Dexter up for the pin.  1.....2.....Payne breaks it up with a top rope elbow drop.  Payne picks up Joz and hits an inverted atomic drop.  Payne then puts Dexter down with a big boot.  Little Jack and Sonic Youth come running down the isle and join Mizery at ringside.  Payne goes for a big right hand, but Joz blocks it and puts Payne down with a clothesline. Joz runs off the ropes, but Little Jack grabs his foot.  Joz reaches down and grabs hold of Little Jack, but Payne hits a spinning heel kick from behind. Dexter comes from behind and grabs hold of Payne.  Payne throws a back elbow at him, but Dexter ducks it.  Payne's elbow catches the referee right in the face.  The ref goes down.

Royce: They just don't build refs like they used to.

Boggs: I think the problem is they do.

Royce: These referees. So lithe.. So quick.. So why don't they get the hell out the way?

Dexter slides around Payne and hits a facebuster.  Joz is back up and lands a reverse DDT on Dexter.  The Leftovers hit the ring.  Mizery and Little Jack start pummeling Joz in the corner.  Dexter slams Payne in the center of the ring and goes to the top rope.  Dexter hits the AIR WALK on Payne and pushes him out of the ring.  Dexter yells for them to bring Joz to the center of the ring.  Little Jack slams Joz in the center of the ring as Dexter goes back to the top rope.  Little Jack holds down Joz's arms and Mizery holds down his feet.  Dexter signals for another AIR WALK.  Just as Dexter jumps, Sonic Youth kicks Little Jack in the head and drop kicks Mizery allowing Joz to get free.  Joz rolls out of the way just in the nick of time as Dexter hits the mat.  Mizery is back up and runs at Sonic Youth, but Sonic catches him with the SONIC BLAST.  Little Jack grabs Sonic from behind and hits a german suplex, but Sonic does a back flip and lands on his feet.  Little Jack turns around as Sonic drop kicks him out of the ring. Boggs: Looks like Sonic Youth is Leftover no more.

Royce: Why Sonic? WHY?

Boggs: *looking around wondering* I'm sure we'll hear more on that later.

Sonic drags Mizery out of the ring leaving just Joz and Dexter.  Dexter is back up, what the hell is going on.  He turns around as Joz hits the #1 STUNNA.  The referee is back up as Joz makes the pin. 1.....2.....3.

Boggs: JOZ WINS! He's going to the main event folks. This is setting up for a great evening.

Royce: Joz always wins these types of matches... why?

Boggs: He's just really good.

Royce: Haha, funny. No, seriously, why does he always win when the odds are against him?

Boggs: Why do you think so?

Royce: I dunno, hence why I ask you.

Boggs: Well, I don't know either, other than the fact that he is just so good.

Royce: And that's a load of bull.

Boggs: Maybe so, but I don't care. Let's just go back to Denise Lopez, who's with The Butcher. Denise?

Royce: Oh she's hot.

We find Denise Lopez standing next to The Butcher in the hallway. The Butcher has his usual "Bag of Goodies" hung over his left arm. The Butcher is in his usual attire: a black tank top and camouflage military pants.

Denise: I'm here with one of the #1 Contenders to the GFWA Title, The Butcher. At No Escape The Butcher climbed atop the massive cage and fell off despite being knocked around throughout the whole night. Butch, how does it feel to be back on the top here in the GFWA?

The Butcher: Well it feels great of course. But does it really matter if you have to share that position with two oafs such as Chaos and Jostrodomus? All that matters is that I deserve to be in my position while others, like our current GFWA Champion, are not worthy of where they are today.

Denise: But....

The Butcher: In fact! They should all thank me personally for keeping this place alive. If it wasn't for guys like me back in the day, the GFWA wouldn't be where it is today. * the crowd cheers * You may continue, Denise.

Denise: Thank you. Now I know you've made more enemies than allies since your return. How do you plan on stopping guys like: Hypocrisy, Phobia and Faze?

The Butcher: Well, that's just going to be my little secrete. As a matter of fact, I have no idea how I'm going to take care of all these people! Too bad for me! * winks *

Denise: Any last second words for your opponents Hypocrisy and Mizery?

The Butcher: No. Talk is cheap and overrated. I'm more of an action guy myself but you wouldn't know anything about that would you, Denise? You turned down a ride with me back in the day...if you know what I mean. Anyway, going back to the last question about me making enemies, I see a golden opportunity to make more. I have to go!

The Butcher sees Chaos walking down the hallway. Butch takes off with his "Bag of Goodies" and leaves the beautiful Denise Lopez behind.

Denise: Uh... back to you guys.

The cameras cut back to the arena, as Denise peaks out the door, watching Butcher follow Chaos down the hall.

Boggs: Thanks Denise. I wonder what Butcher has planned?

Royce: I dunno, Randy, maybe to beat the hell out of Chaos!

Boggs: Maybe, but he wouldn't be the first to do so tonight.

Royce: You're on top of your game tonight, Randy.

Boggs: I know. I think it's time to start our next match.

Royce: Really? Did the guy on the other end of the headphones tell you that?

Boggs: Uh.... n-n-no.

Royce: Right, just call the match dipwad.

»FURY vs RICKY HUNTER«

King Royce: I think we should see more Max Danger.

Randy Boggs: What is it with you and Max Danger!?!?

King Royce: He is an icon, Boggs.

Randy Boggs: Oh, just shut up! Now let's get to the ring!

Announcer: Our first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall, and is now an Extreme Rules style match-up! First, he hails from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 265 pounds... FUUUURY!!!!!!

Fury walks out, as the fans stand on their feet for this new arrival to the GFWA. "Machinehead" by Bush tears through the arena, as Fury walks out, wearing torn jean shorts, a leather jacket, and his hair resting on his shoulders. Fury walks down the aisle and walks up the steel steps, then gets into the ring, and takes off his leather jacket.

King Royce: Fury looks like a damn bum! We need more Danger!

Randy Boggs: Shut up!!

Announcer: And his opponent... RICKY HUUUUNTER!!!

Hunter's music hits, as the fans boo. Hunter walks out, wearing adidas pants, and a GFWA T-Shirt, with letter engraved in blood text. Hunter walks down the aisle, as the fans flip him off. Hunter then jumps on the apron and gets into the ring. The bell then sounds.

Randy Boggs: And here we go!

Hunter and Fury lock horns. Fury uses his power and pushes Hunter back, but Hunter kicks the mid-section of Fury. Fury falls back into the ropes, as Hunter goes for a clothesline, but Fury back drops him over the ropes, hitting the floor.

Randy Boggs: Hunter just smashed his body against the floor!

King Royce: Fury still looks like a bum from the street.

Fury goes to the out side, to greet Hunter with a boot to the face. Hunter once again hits the floor hard. Fury brings up Hunter and goes for an irish whip into the guard rail, but Hunter reverses it, sending Fury crashing into the guard rail.

Randy Boggs: Fury's spine crashing right into that unforgiving steel guard rail!

King Royce: Now it's Hunter's turn to get the upper hand.

Hunter charges Fury, but Fury comes back with an amazing power clothesline on Hunter. Fury then shakes his head to get the cobwebs out. Fury then grabs the ankles of Hunter and lifts them up. Fury then looks around, as the crowd unleashes a pop. Fury then stomps the groin of Hunter.

Randy Boggs: Oh, man! That must hurt!

King Royce: Well, I hope Hunter didn't want to have any kids.

Fury then brings up Hunter and tries to slam Hunter's face into the guard rail, but Hunter blocks it and smashes Fury's face into the guard rail. Hunter then drives an elbow into the spine of Hunter. Hunter falls to one knee, screaming in agony. Fury then leaves that certain location, to get a chair.

King Royce: What's he doing!? Get that bum away!

Randy Boggs: No rules apply, Royce.

Fury goes to smash the chair into Hunter's head, but Hunter moves as the chair smashes against the guard rail. Hunter then punches the chair, which connects with the head of Fury. Fury falls back a bit, as Hunter whips him into the apron. Hunter the pushes him back into the ring. Hunter then goes under the ring, searching for weapons. Hunter pulls out a trash can lid, a full trash can, and a table. He slides the table into the ring.

Randy Boggs: Hunter looking to get hardcore now!

King Royce: Maybe he'll put that piece of trash, Fury away.

Hunter now lifts Fury up, but Fury begins to deliver punches to the mid-section of Hunter. Fury then gets to his feet, as the fans get on their feet. Fury hits a DDT on Hunter. Fury covers... ONE......... TWO... But Hunter gets to shoulder up. Fury then grabs the trash can lid, as Hunter gets to his feet. Fury then smashes the lid into his head. Fury then lifts Hunter and places him on the table. Fury gives him a few rights, so he won't move. Fury then climbs to the top rope.

Randy Boggs: This may be the finish of Hunter!

King Royce: It may be the finish of both of them!

Fury climbs to the top rope. Fury launches off the top rope with an elbow drop, but Hunter moves! Fury crashes through the table!

Randy Boggs: OH MY GOD!! FURY JUST WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!! IT SHOULD BE OVER!!

King Royce: It didn't pay off!!

Both men are down. The ref begins to count. ONE......... TWO........ THREE.......... FOUR......................... FIVE..................... SIX................... SEVEN.. Hunter begins to moves. EIGHT............. NINE..... Hunter manages to put his arm over Fury for the cover. ONE......... TWO............ THRE, but Fury kicks out!!

Randy Boggs: FURY KICKED OUT!!!! HOW'D HE DO IT!!!??

King Royce: INCREDIBLE!!!

Hunter grabs is hair in awe. He the gets back to his feet, as Fury begins to get back to his. Both men up now, as they begin to throw rights back and forth, as the fans are on their feet.

Randy Boggs: What we are witnessing between these two new arrivals to the GFWA!!

King Royce: I'll give them that. This is one hell of a match to kick off the evening!

Fury then whips Hunter into the ropes. Fury goes for a boot to the face, but Hunter ducks it and hits the ropes again. Hunter then comes back with a knee to the gut. Hunter then sets him up for the brainbuster, to finish him off.

King Royce: This will put him away!

Randy Boggs: Looks that way!

Hunter gets Fury into the air, but Fury wiggles free! Fury then grabs Hunter and lifts him up for the Inferno. Fury hits it on a trash can! Fury covers.... ONE.......... TWO......... THREE!!!!!

Announcer: Your winner of the match... FURY!!!!

King Royce: Damn!!

Randy Boggs: What a match!!

King Royce: Okay, now more Max Danger!

Randy Boggs: Shut up about him

Fury's theme hits, as the audience is in cheers. Fury walks to the back, as the cameras cut to a back hallway. Chaos is walking down the said hall with an ever confident look on his face. Then suddenly he is struck from behind with what appears to be a large T-bone stake. Chaos is down on the ground in pain and the meat is shattered leaving some of the meat's blood on Chaos's head. The camera looks up from the fallen Chaos and you see The Butcher standing above him laughing his ass off!

The Butcher: Looks like you're got a new #1 on your hitlist! Hahaha!

The Butcher walks away laughing as Chaos tries to recover. We head back to the ole arena.

Boggs: Oh my god!!! Chaos was just attacked by Butcher!!!!

Royce: Just like I said he would.

Boggs: I can't believe it!!! Butcher just attacked Chaos!!!

Royce: You already said that.

Boggs: Holy mother of god!!! An attack by Butcher on Chaos!!!

Royce: Go to commerical, Randy's lost his mind.

The cameras fade out and into commercials of Star Wars brand condoms[so you can protect your light saber] and Freshly grass flavored chewing gum. The cameras fade in from the weird commercials, and back to the announcers.

Royce: You back to normal now, Randy?

Boggs: Yeah I'm cool. I had some of that mirjuana gum, and it calmed me down.

Royce: Ok, good.

The scene switches to a red curtain. A cardboard sign is held up in front, which has scribbled on it "Articles". The red curtain pulls away revealing a cardboard box! There is a constant beating and then it suddenly stops. The curtain goes back to cover the scene.

Boggs: Ewww...

Royce: HA!!!

Now the curtain pulls away to reveal a park, with a crazy man walking around. He goes up to a dog and kicks it, goes up to a person and "fake stabs them", and then a narrator comes on.

Narrator: Do you wanna hear the opinions of this guy on the GFWA? Read “Wonderland” at the GFWA YoYo NeWsItE.

The curtain covers the scene and props being switched is heard.

Royce: The Mad Hatter! AH!

Boggs: Geez...

Now the curtain pulls away to reveal a detective that looks like Sherlock Holmes examining a wrestling boot.

Narrator: Or how about this guy? He examines things carefully and tells all the TRUTH! Go to the GFWA YoYo NeWsItE to read his "What's The Deal?".

The curtain once again covers the scene, and props are switched for another short demonstration. This time when the curtain pulls away, you see a mathematician solving a problem.

Narrator: This guy always seems to have the statistics. Check out his column, "After Math" at the NeWsItE.

The scenery is being changed again.

Boggs: Does this ever end? ...

Royce? ROYCE? God dangtit... I mean dangit, CRAP!

The scene for the next play is a graveyard. There is a newspaper boy screaming asking if anyone wants a paper. Finally he throws one at the camera, and it somehow stops *WOW* to show the headline. "The Soul Reaver Times".

Narrator: He has it all, and a little darkside to top it off. We all love these kind of people. And he is at the NeWsItE giving opinions. Visit now.

The scene is ready for another change.

Royce: I'm back Randy. Uh... where'd you go? You wanted a hot dog too? Whatever... dangtit... I mean dangit! Is this commercial still on?

The scene shows a guy standing in a white place. That's it. Just standing there.

Royce: This is crap!

Narrator: Uh… well, we couldn’t come up with anything for this guy. But still read! He has an….. attitude, I guess. Steve Harris writes “That’s The Way It Is.”

Now you see the man who’s been talking the whole time.

Narrator: These articles just top off reviews, previews, rumors, and interviews. All this at the GFWA YoYo NeWsItE! Visit today by going to http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/yoyonews/index.htm.

The scene switches back to Randy and King.

Boggs: I think their commercials are lowering in value...

Royce: Yeah, they suck!

Boggs: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Royce: Death to the YoYo, and let's go get laid!?

Boggs: Uh.... no, not exactly.

Royce: Oh, then what?

Boggs: We need to get into our next match!

Royce: Sweeet!

»CHAOS vs GUY MCDONALD vs TODD TAYLOR«

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica suddenly starts to play. The crowd immediately starts to boo. Chaos steps through the curtains as the boos grow louder. Karnage follows right behind him as they both pose in the entranceway. Then they head towards the ring.

Boggs: It looks like Chaos is determined to win this bout, but then again, his opponents are Guy McDonald & "The Truth" Todd Taylor.

Royce: I think you should just be quiet Boggs, because Chaos is going to win this matchup no matter what, this means the big time for the other two, if either one of them wins. But that isn't going to be happening since we've got "The Franchise" Chaos wrestling in this match.

"Dirty Magic" by The Offspring kicks up, as you hear some boos, but then Guy McDonald comes out from behind the curtain and  It looks like the crowd has turned off the boos, and now they're cheering as loud as they can. As Guy McDonald get midway down the ramp, he begins sprinting as he dives into the ring. As soon as Guy is all the way in the ring, Chaos dives on top of him, and starts to obliterate Guy with right and left hooks. As Chaos is taking Guy McDonald to school,  you hear "Role Model" by Eminem, and the crowd gives a loud pop knowing that Todd Taylor is coming from the back.

Boggs: There he is!

Royce: There who is?

Boggs: It's "The Truth."

Royce: What is the truth?

Boggs: You're getting stupider everyday, it is Todd Taylor!

Royce: Oh, all you had to do was say Todd or Taylor. Or put them both together the first time. Instead of saying his nickname, "The Truth". By the way, I wasn't even looking for Todd, I was looking for his beautiful valet, Ivy.

Boggs: Just shutup King, nobody wants to hear a bout your fantasy's. Well, maybe Ludacris, but who gives a damn  about him.

As Todd comes breaks through the curtains, you hear a loud pop as the crowd is screaming his name. Lagging behind, is his trusty valet, Ivy. Taylor makes his way to the ring very slowly seeing that Chaos is unleashing upon Guy McDonald. As he is walking to the ring, Guy hits a right, and then a left to chaos sending him falling backwards onto his back. As Ivy stands next to the ring, "The Truth" climbs into the ring, and both Guy and Todd double team Chaos.

Boggs: Yes, it appears to me that Chaos is finally getting it taken to him.

Royce: You'll see what happens when you mess with "The Franchise," Chaos.

Boggs: Whatever Royce, but look at this Guy McDonald is beginning to work on Chaos'  legs, as Todd Taylor is sitting in the corner watching.

Royce: It might be harder for Chaos to use his coveted move the chaotic kick, but you never know since this kind can bounce back from anything.

Boggs: King, you're right about something, for once. Chaos could make a comeback in this matchup, but as of now, I'm taking Todd Taylor for the win. Because he is sitting in the corner with his beautiful valet, Ivy, saving up his energy to unleash on somebody.

Royce: Yeah, I know I'm right, but you're going to see what I'm right about this time. And that is Chaos winning this match, not Todd Taylor, not Guy McDonald, but "The Franchise" Chaos.

As Guy is working on Chaos' legs, Todd Taylor comes out of nowhere and blindsides Guy. It looks as if Todd has had enough, as Guy & Todd start to go at it. Chaos is laying on the mat writhing in pain. As Chaos is recuperating in the corner, Todd hits a hard right on Guy, and then hits a short-armed clothesline. As Guy is down on the mat, Todd gets on the top rope, and waits for Guy to get back up. As guy gets back up, he turns around as he is hit with Da Reality. The crowd is screaming their lungs out as they're seeing the fan favorite on the offensive. As Todd gets back up, Chaos is behind him. Chaos taps Todd on the shoulder, and as Todd turns around he gets hit with a right, then a left, and then he hits him with a hard drop kick. Chaos then sees that Guy is down, and when he goes to the top rope for Total Chaos, Guy moves, and Chaos lands right on his tailbone. As Guy gets up, he picks Taylor up by his hair, and hits The Beginning of The End. Taylor is down on the ground with blood pouring down his face after that move.

Boggs: Ouch, that had to hurt, looks like my pick is down on the ground unconscious. Wait, no he isn't. He just opened his eyes back up, and he looks like he is very dizzy after Guy McDonald kicked him right between the eyes.

Royce: Yeah, well don't worry. Chaos will be up soon, and when that happens everybody will feel the Chaotic Kick. He has already missed Total Chaos, but the Chaotic Kick is a much easier move to land. And it will not be blocked, or countered.

As Guy is on the offensive taking it to "The Truth, Chaos is slowly getting up grabbing his tailbone. In about thirty seconds he is up, and he is doing the same thing he did to Taylor, tapping him on the shoulder from behind. Guy is to smart for this as he gives Chaos a mule kick, and Chaos is holding his pelvic area from that kick. Guy goes to the outside to get a chair, and when he brings it in, the referee trys to throw it out, but when Chaos sees this, he gives him a low blow from behind, and Guy  then bulldogs him on the chair, knocking him out. Taylor is up now as he has blurred vision, as he sees there is only two other men standing up. He thinks that Chaos is still down, so he goes to the top, and legdrops the referee! As Guy sees this, he locks on the PAIN OF GLORY, and TAYLOR IS TAPPING OUT! Guy is working on Taylor's arms so he can't give anybody The Paradox. But there is no referee, so Guy begins to tap the mat that Taylor has tapped out, but nobody cares, because the referee can't make the decision seeing as he is knocked out.

Boggs: Taylor has tapped out, but the referee isn't conscious, Taylor might've saved himself there seeing as he has given the referee a leg drop. That might've wore the ref down even more as to not waking up until the end of the match.

Royce: This is the time for Chaos to rest and rejuvenate, as he leaning on the ropes waiting for Guy to let go, but Guy is relentless about it, and he isn't going to let go until Taylor's vein in his forehead bursts!

Right before Taylor's vein bursts, Chaos gives Guy a swift kick right to the head, and forces Guy to let go, as the tip of his boot his him right between the eyes, Taylor lays back in awe, as Ivy pulls him out of the ring tending to his arms. As Guy is down, Chaos gives him is trademark, Total Chaos off of the top rope onto Guy's neck. Chaos then grabs the chair, and slides out of the ring. As he sees Ivy on the outside tending to Taylor, he swings the chair at Taylor from behind and dents the chair with  Todd's head. Guy is still down trying to get up, but he can't get up just yet. Chaos rolls "The Truth" back into the ring as he goes for the pin. As Guy sees this Ivy throws the chair into the ring. Guy grabs it and bashes it into Chaos' head three times in a row,  but it wouldn't have mattered if he broke the pin or not because the ref is still unconscious.

Boggs: What is up with Guy McDonald & Ivy? It looks as if they're forming some sort of a bond together in there.

Royce: It doesn't matter what type of bond has formed, Chaos  will still bounce back and win this no matter what happens. Remember, he still is one of the number one contenders for the Heavyweight Title.

Boggs: You're right Royce, but Guy McDonald is really taking it to Chaos right now. And  Todd Taylor has been getting crushed in there.

As Ivy is talking to Guy McDonald, Chaos is some what gaining his composure, and Todd Taylor has just gotten up. Ivy points to where todd is, but it is too late since Todd has already delivered a big boot to the face, it looks like he is setting up for The Paradox, but Ivy is in the ring, and as she goes to swing the chair at Taylor, he ducks, and the shot hits Guy right in the head. Guy is down, but Chaos picks him up, and Chaotic Kicks him over the top rope and onto the announcer's table. Chaos then climbs the top rope, and Delivers Total Chaos to Guy through the announce table. The referee is starting to regain his composure, but as he is about to get up, Ivy sprinkles salt into his eyes, and Todd Taylor punches Ivy in the face as she is standing on the apron. As Chaos sees this, he gets off of Guy, and Chaotic kicks Taylor in the back of the head to the mat. He then delivers another Total Chaos, but to Taylor this time, and then he goes for the pin. The referee finally can see, an das he sees the pin he begins to count. 1...2...3.

Royce: I knew that Chaos was going to win it all along, I've finally predicted something right this time!

Boggs: Aww damn, this definitely looks bad for Taylor as he hit his valet, Ivy. We don't know if she is going to press charges or not, but if he leaves a big welt on her face he is done for.

Royce: You're damn right, Taylor should've never done this to Ivy, he is definitely done for.

Chaos' music plays again as he walks to the backstage area victorious. As the EMT's go to the ring to take care of Todd Taylor and Guy McDonald, Guy runs straight for Todd, and begins to anihillate him with some gruesome punches, and then he kicks him in the stomach, and delivers The Beginning of The End right to Guy's face. He is almost unconscious, and then he locks on the Pain of Glory. Guy continues his relentless assault until he is unconscious. As he is unconscious, Guy picks Ivy up, and brings her to the back for medical help.

Boggs: Damn, what is Guy McDonald's dilemma?

Royce: I don't know, but he just took Todd Taylor to the can, and stole his girl right out from under him.

Boggs: It doesn't matter now, he won't know until later on when he regains his consciousness.

The cameras cut to the back where Guy hands Ivy over to the medics. Guy, still sweaing profusely, starts down the hall and then suddenly he is nailed in the back of the neck with a brown baseball bat. Its Little Jack?!! Guy falls to the floor, Little Jack flips him over and pulls a chain from his pocket. He wraps it around his right fist and continuously punches Guy in the face......a crack is heard and Jack pushes of the chain and grabs his hand in pain.

Little Jack: Guy you fucking bastard.....I think you broke my freaken hand. I challenge you to a freaken match, next Saturday.....just me and you Guy. But for now I have to find my friend Bob.....Hey Bob? Where the hell are you?

Little Jack walks away holding his hand in pain and looking for Bob? The cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: Who the hell is Bob!?

Royce: The people here are getting more weird by the day it seems.

Boggs: I'd have to agree.

Royce: But I guess we have a match already lined up for next week's show. It's always good to know in advance.

Boggs: Uh.... yup. I assume it's time for our next match, but first, Denise is backstage with Hypocrasy, who I think has some final words before the next match does indeed start. Denise?

The cameras shift to the back where Denise is standing with Hypocrasy at the tunnel.

Denise Lopez: Yes, thanks Randy. Hypocrasy, you asked for this time, so what's on your mind?

Hypocrisy: Butcher, last week we made each other bleed for the one prize in this game.. The GFWA Title. This week we will bleed once again, but let's add a little something to this, shall we? Why don't we make this a #1 contendership match? Not for the GFWA Title, because frankly, I don't want that yet, but for the Extreme Title. Yes.. Whoever can walk out of this match and survive, will go on to face the bWo Legend himself... Faze! Butcher, miZery, we all know we're going to bleed, but why don't we bleed for something worth the agony that we will endure?

Denise Lopez: Thank you, Hyp.... Watch out!!!

Little Jack comes out of no where and turns him around, he punches Hypocrasy in the jaw with his right hand but Jack screams in pain. Hypocrasy shakes it off and sends a fist right back at Jack knocking him to the floor, Hypocrasy picks him up but Jack pushes him away and runs off holding his right hand. While running away jack screams to Hypo.

Jack: Next Saturday, three way, hardcore match, You, me and Guy McDonald...... Right now, I need medical care.

Jack turns the corner as Hypocrasy shakes his head. And the cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: Man, another sneak attack by Little Jack.

Royce: He's a freakin' loon!

Boggs: Oh most definitely. The care he needs isn't medical, it's mental.

Royce: Ha! Good one, Randy.

Boggs: Yeah, I can be funny at least once a show. Maybe twice.

Royce: Don't push it.

Boggs: Ok, let's just start our next match. It's not going to be pretty!

»THE BUTCHER vs MIZERY vs HYPOCRASY«

"Nutshell" by Alice in Chains kicks up, as The Butcher walks through the curtains. Over his shoulder he carries his bag of goodies. The place is jumping as Butcher makes his way towards the ring.

Boggs: The GFWA's living legend, The Butcher, is on his way to the ring, King!

Royce: This man has scars all over his body, and most are just from the No Escape PPV!

The Butcher slides into the ring, and starts to empty out his bag of goodies. All around the ring now lies a smaller bag of tacks, barbwire, two t-bone steaks, Tony's hot sauce, champagne, football cleats, mini stereo, and a couple of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures.

Boggs: He always has some weird weapons in that bag.

Royce: Ninja Turtles rule!

Butcher starts to wrap his fists in barbwire, when "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica hits. The fans start to boo, but no one comes out. A few seconds pass and still no one comes out. The music is played again, and someone does come out, but it's Mizery. Mizery charges the ring, and immediately starts to trade punches with Butcher! Butcher gets the upperhand however since his fists are taped! Butcher cuts Mizery's face all up with rights. Butcher whips Mizery to the ropes, and clotheslines him with the barbwire-laced arm!

Boggs: Where's Hypocrasy!?

Royce: I dunno, but Butcher is tearing into Mizery with his arms and fists wrapped in barbwire!

Butcher grabs the two t-bones, and goes to smash Mizery's head inbetween them, but Mizery catches his arms and hits a double underhook belly to belly overhead release suplex! Mizery picks up the champagne bottle, and pops off the cork. Mizery takes a big swig, and then breaks it over Butcher's head! 1... kick out. Mizery sets Butcher up, and starts to choke him with his own arm... the barbwire wrapped arm! Butcher stands up while still being choked, and powers Mizery over. Butcher clubs Mizery over the head with an eblow! Butcher starts to choke Mizery with that altered arm!

Boggs: These two will kill each other if they aren't careful!

Royce: I wouldn't lose any sleep over it if they did.

Mizery powers up, and hits a jaw breaker on Butcher! Mizery grabs the football cleats, and goes at Butcher with them on each of his hands. Back body drop by Butcher to counter. Butcher goes for a big splash, but Mizery gets the cleats up, and jabs Butcher in the chest with them!!! Mizery tosses one of the cleats aside, and uses on to dig into Butcher's head!!! Butcher's face is already covered in blood! Mizery goes to smash the cleat straight into Butcher's face, but Butcher blocks it with one of the steaks! Fireman's carry by Butcher!

Boggs: Whoa! An actual wrestling move by Butcher!

Royce: I can now die, since I've seen everything.

Butcher grabs the Michaelangelo and Leonardo action figures, and starts to play with them!? Mizery up, and Butcher jabs them into his eyes!!! Mizery turns around, and Butcher pulls down the back of his tights! Butcher pulls Mizery back into the Leonardo action figure!! Collective groan from the crowd! Mizery jumps up, and quickly removes the turtle from his ass, and kicks Butcher in the balls! Mizery grabs the hot sauce and pours it into Butcher's eyes!! Butcher lets out a loud yell, and Mizery DDTs him on some barbwire!

Boggs: I could have done without the turtles up the ass.

Royce: Hmmmm.... yeah.

Mizery pours the tacks all over the ring, and whips Butcher to the ropes. Butcher flips though the back body drop, and hits Mizery with a german suplex on the tacks!!! 1... 2.. kick out! Butcher grabs the football cleats and puts them on his feet. Spinebuster to Mizery on the tacks!!!! Butcher climbs to the top, and tries a double stop with the cleats!!! Mizery moves, and Butcher gets stuck! The cleats are stuck in the ring!! Mizery rolls outside and grabs a steel chair!! Bam! Bam! Bam!!! BAM!!! Mizery is destorying Butcher with the steel chair!! Mizery rams the chair into Butcher's midsection, doubling him over. Mizery grabs the hot sauce bottle, and breaks it in his face!!!!!

Boggs: This is just brutal!

Royce: How can Mizery pin him, if he's stuck to the canvas?

Boggs: I dunno.

Butcher's entire body is covered in blood, as well as a big circle of the ring around him. Mizery picks the chair back up, and whallops Butcher several more times with it!! Mizery is just berating Butcher now verbally. Mizery wraps Butcher's entire body in barbwire, not allowing him to move his arms, and starts to beat on him some more with the steel chair!!! Butcher is slipping in and out of consciousness. Mizery is beating on Butcher's head, back, ass, arms, chest, and legs with the steel chair!!! Mizery tosses down the chair, and celebrates on the middle turnbuckle!

Boggs: What a showoff!

Royce: He deserves to showboat, with the carnage he has caused.

Mizery taunts Butcher some more, who just spits in his face. Mizery smashes Butcher's head in with another chairshot!! Butcher keeps shaking the ref off, and Mizery continues to punish him. From the ramp, a dark figure is shown. It's Hypocrasy!! Hypocrasy is bloodied and limping, and Mizery curses to himself. You can see rope burns on Hypocrasy's arms, as apparently he had been tied up. Mizery jumps out of the ring, and meets Hypocrasy in the aisle. They come to blows, and Hypocrasy has Mizery reeling! Hypocrasy backs Mizery up against the ring. Hypocrasy backs up and charges Mizery, who moves, and Hypocrasy slams into the ring apron. Tiger suplex by Mizery on the concrete!!

Boggs: Hypocrasy is here!!

Royce: Yeah, but Mizery is dominating him too!

Mizery sends Hypo into the ring steps, then hits a russian leg sweep against the railing! Mizery tears off the ring steps, and rams them into Hypo's face!! Mizery places the steps on Hypo, and starts to bash away with his chair!!!! Mizery pulls the steps off, and a bloody Hypo is shown. Mizery grabs a table from under the ring, and props it up againt the ring post. Mizery goes to whip Hypo into it, but it's reversed. Mizery reverses that, but Hypo ducks the short-arm clthesline. Hypo catches Mizery with a twisting spinebuster through the table!!!! Hypo pulls Mizery out of the rubbage, and rolls him into the ring. Mizery is sent to the ropes. He ducks the roaring elbow, but gets kicked in the stomach, and hit with a falling powerbomb on the tacks!!!

Boggs: Hypo has taken control of this match, King.

Royce: Yes, but if he was really smart, he'd get Butcher loose, and just pin him. He's pratically dead anyway.

Hypo picks up Mizery, and blasts him with the mini stereo! 1... 2... kick out!!! Hypo with a piledriver on Mizery on the tacks!! 1... 2... th.. kick out!! Hypo whips Mizery into the corner. He misses the blind charge, and Mizery gets him with a school boy! 1... 2.. kick out!!! Hypo up, and dropped with a uranage!! 1... 2.. kick out!! Mizery sends Hypo to the ropes. Mizery with a gorilla press, but Hypo wiggles free, and hits a forward russsian legsweep!!! 1... 2... kick out!!

Boggs: The action has picked up now, King.

Royce: Yeah, both men are trading pinfalls.

Hypo lifts Mizery to his feet, and sets up for the World Demise[reverse spinning ddt], but Mizery counters, and pushes Hypo to the corner. Hypo charges at Mizery, who rolls out of the way. Hypo spears Butcher right out of the cleats, and rams him up into the corner!!!! Mizery with a rolling kick to the back of Hypo's head, and hits a Blue Thunder!!!! Mizery jumps to celebrate, and Butcher falls onto Hypo! 1... 2... 3!!! Butcher wins!! Mizery turns around, and is in shock!

Boggs: Butcher pulled out another win!!!!

Royce: This man is just so freakin' lucky.

Mizery picks up his chair, and goes at Butcher. Mizery blasts him another one, and it sends him through the ropes and to the outside. Mizery is really pissed and stomps around the ring. "Nutshell" kicks up again, as medics and refs come out to help Butcher to the back. They get halfway up the ramp, when he pushes them off, and starts to crawl to the back on his own, as the crowd goes nuts!

Boggs: What a brutal and bloody match, King!

Royce: I know, and it's only going to get more brutal.

The cameras cut to the back, where Guy McDonald is getting a soda from the machine. He bends down to get the coke, when he's tapped on the shoulder with a kendo stick. Guy slowly turns around, and is nailed in the jaw with a superkick!! Guy's head hits the coke machine, and he falls to the ground. Brandon Storm is the culprit, and beside him walks up Steve Sloan with kendo stick in hand.

Brandon Storm: You were wondering what it is Steve's motives for nailing you earlier were im sure. Well, heres your answer. oh, and Guy. you didn't think I had forgoten about what you did. Did you?

Storm and Sloan walk off laughing, as the cameras return to the arena.

Boggs: Jesus! Steve Sloan of the gWa is here.. in the GFWA!?

Royce: Apparently so. Maybe he and Storm are starting a team?

Boggs: Could be, King.

Royce: We could use more teams.

Boggs: Yeah, but there will be no team work involved in this next match... since it's singles competition.

Royce: Just needed something to segway into the match, huh?

Boggs: Yeah.

Royce: I understand.

»FAZE[c] vs CHIAROSCURO«

Boggs: Everyone is on their feet and ready for a next match, which should be a doozy!

Royce: For once I agree with you Randy, Faze holds the Extreme title but that could all change in a matter of minutes as Chiaroscuro has come prepared to take it way in timely fasion.

Boggs: What?

Royce: Sorry Randy, I used a word with more than five letters didn't I.

Boggs: Haha.

Royce: We don't have anymore time to debate it, here comes Chiaroscuro!

Lights flash around the entrance as "Stupified" plays over the speakers. Chiaroscuro strolls down the ramp with Max Danger walking on his side. Chiaroscuro gets to the end of the ramp and leaps into the ring showing his high flying abilities. The celebration is short lived as "Tubular Bells" starts to play. The lights dim to almost pitch black as Faze makes his entrance, slowly he makes his way to the ring as the boos come pooring down on him. The camera fades away and focuses on the ring side, as it zooms in on what seems to be a boot that is laying outside the ring. Just as fast as it was there it vanishes under the ring, leaving anyone who saw it wondering. Faze enters the ring and turns to the crowd were he recieves even more boos, but to his success he raises the title, throwing the boos back in their face. He gives it to an official who takes the title and keeps it safe for the deration of the match. The bell rings and we are under way.

Boggs: Well here we go!

Chiaroscuro comes out strong with a quick forearm and then right into a spear. Faze seems to almost laugh as he uses his strength to push Chiaroscuro off him and he gets quickly to his feet. The two lock up and Chiaroscuro is sent to the ropes, he bounces off and is meet by a closeling sending him over the ropes and to the floor! Faze steps over the ropes and steps down out of the ring....2....3... the counting of the ref echos in the background as Faze lifts Chiaroscuro up to his feet and his at DDT! Chiaroscuro is stunned but gains his composure and goes back to the foreare hitting not once, not twice, but three times....Faze steps back trying to regain his position but Chiaroscuro won't let up finally nailing a flying kick to the body of Faze sending him up against the mat.....6....Chiaroscuro jumps back in the ring and hurries to bounce off the opposite ropes, Faze is just getting up on the mat as he sees a flashing Chiaroscuro come right at him, hitting him square and sending Faze off the mat and back down to the floor!

Royce: What a move!

Boggs: Chiaroscuro looks charged!

Crowd: FAZE SUCKS!! FAZE SUCKS!!

Faze stands quickly almost as if he is responding to the crowd and enters the ring. Chiaroscuro seems stunned at the endurance shown by Faze, but goes back to his forearm throwing a punch, but Faze catches his hand and lifts Chiaroscuro with one hand! Faze uses his free hand to repeatedly drill Chiaroscuro in the stomach. The crowd is cheering for Chiaroscuro and it is feeding Faze as he puts Chiaroscuro down and sets up a huge powerbomb! Faze stands over Chiaroscuro kicking him in the stomach, working on that mid section. Faze starts to lift Chiaroscuro but is cut down by a low blow from Danger! Danger is escorted out of the ring by the ref, as Chiaroscuro capatilizes on the situation and delivers a knee to the face of Faze. Faze falls back as blood comes from his mouth and nose. Chiaroscuro hurries to the top ropes and leaps nailing Faze in the head with is boot! Chiaroscuro climbs the ropes again as Fazes is acutally getting back up!

Boggs: This could be bad for Faze.

King: Chiaroscuro is showing some skill!

Boggs: His composure shows he isn't intimated. Chiaroscuro is going to jump!

Chiaroscuro jumps feet first and in an unbelieveable show of strenth Faze catches him by his feet and uses the momentum to swing him across the mat! Chiaroscuro lands face first on the other side of the mat as the crowd seems to be in awe. Faze gets a running stard and delivers an elbow drop to the back of Chiaroscuro. The pain on Chiaroscuro faces is enough to tell you how much it hurts. The hurt is broken by Danger! Who flies in with a cross check style hit sending Faze on the ground to the ropes. Chiaroscuro rolls over on to his back trying to gain strenght, the ref escorts Danger back, and in the meantime Faze covers Chiaroscuro! But the ref isn't looking! Five seconds pass but Danger has the ref occupied! Chiaroscuro finally breaks the pin and quickly gets to his feet. He faster than Faze and has the upper hand as he gives a swift kick to the already hurt nose of Faze!

Boggs: Faze, meet Chiaroscuro boot

King: Chiaroscuro is showing style Randy, he could become a great!

Boggs: Hey what is that under the ring?

The camera zooms in as something is definately moving under the ring, it can almost be heard in the front rows who are wondering the same thing. The scene is interrupted by Faze flying out of the ring and on to the floor.... 1... Chiaroscuro leaps on the ropes and then off doing a back flip in mid air and landing on Faze! But Chiaroscuro feels the worst of it as Faze had is fist up planting it in Chiaroscuro gut as he dropped. Chiaroscuro rolls off and slowly stands..... 3..... Faze reachers over and grabs a peice of loose railing, breaks it off and begins to swing at Chiaroscuro. Chiaroscuro retreats back into the ring and await Faze. Faze drops the peice of railing on the floor and enters the ring. But the camera stays with the piece of railing as a hand from under the ring reaches out and grabs it quickly, just about everyone saw it this time, and a roar from the crowd begins as everyone is wondering what is going on. Faze is quick with a pounding on Chiaroscuro, Chiaroscuro stumbles back and Faze capatilizes on the lose of balance and quickly inverts Chiaroscuro and delivers another DDT! Chiaroscuro is up as faze bounces off the ropes and comes at him. Chiaroscuro holds his ground and stops Faze in his tracks by grabbing his neck. Choke slam!! Chiaroscuro shows incredible strenght by picking up Faze! Faze rolls up to another foot in the face. Chiaroscuro now working Faze with the foot showing his anger as he unleashes on Faze.

Randy: Now this is wrestling!

King: I am starting to wonder what is up with the person under the ring. Who is it?

Randy: I bet it is a memeber of the Faces Of Evil, out to help Faze!

King: You could be right!

Faze blocks one of the kicks and pulls Chiaroscuro leg out from under him bringing Chiaroscuro to his a laying position on his back. Faze jumps quickly with the cradle and rolls up Chiaroscuro, the ref is ready this time, 1..... 2..... broken by Danger! Faze knocks Danger back out of the ring and rolls up Chiaroscuro again! The camera watches as FISSION emerges from under the ring...he checks on Danger then hussels into the ring with the peice of railing! The ref is couting 1.... 2........ Fission nails Faze! Right in the face and Faze rolls over holding his mouth and nose. The extreme pain can be seen on the face of Faze as Fission delivers a blow to the stomach, nails the Revolution[screwdriver]!!!! Chiaroscuro gets up and sees Faze unmoving on the mat, and then sees Fission. Danger is going wild at ring side, yelling "Pin him!". Chiaroscuro jumps on Faze, the ref makes the count 1.... 2.... 3!! Chiaroscuro wins!

King: Both men gave a great effort but Chiaroscuro is the winner and new Extreme Champion!

Boggs: But Fission cheated! Chiaroscuro won because of Fission! Faze and the Faces Of Evil aren't going to be happy about this!

Royce: Who cares! What are they going to do about it? Devilz Darkside are locked up in Mexico!

Boggs: I sure hope so!

Fission slides back into the ring and stands over Faze after delivering the REVOLUTION.  Fission looks down on Faze laying there unconscious.  Fission pulls out a mic.

Fission:  Faze, my dear friend, the time has come.  You preach of the Apocalypse, the ending of the world.  I am here to show you that the Apocalypse is nothing more than a dream, a concept.  Long ago, you and I shared that same dream.  Together we formed the Soldiers of Apocalypse.  A cult like group of men who embraced the Apocalypse in all it's glory.  But times have changed my friend.  The days of your undead tyranny are over.  I have seen the error in my ways.  Life is a treasure, it is sacred.  We should not look to destroy, but to enlighten and expand.

Faze starts to regain consciousness.  He just now realizes that it is Fission who has attacked him.

Fission:  For years I have watched you grow stronger and stronger, feeding off those weaker than you, like a parasite.  No longer can I stand idally by and watch this vile destruction of my fellow man.  I watched your path of destruction destroy my home, the BWO.  I watched your sinister power destroy the Soldiers of Apocalypse.  I will not allow that to happen in the GFWA. The final battle is at hand.  There can be only one.  It will take an outsider to rid this federation of the greatest evil it has ever known.  I am that man.  So it is written, this is my will, now it shall be your fate.

A bright flash of crimson blinds everyone.  When the light vanishes, Fission is gone.  You can see the anger in Faze's eyes as he prepares for the epic showdown.

Boggs: I can't wait until those two legends collide here in the GFWA!!

Royce: It'll be one hell of a match!

Boggs: But it'll be about more than just wrestling and titles. This one is deep rooted and will have much more on the line than a title shot!

Royce: I'm just anxious to see them go head to head!

Boggs: It'll have to wait, King. But when it happens, everyone in the wrestling world will stand and take notice.

The cameras fade into commercials for Urine Mouth Wash, the 2001 Ladies of the GFWA calendar, and Edible Alarm Clocks in Five different flavors[cherry, grape, steak, horse shit, and plastic]!!! The commercials come to a thankful end, the last one with the young girl eating her horseshit-flavored alarm clock was a bit too much to take. We fade back to the announcers.

Boggs: Welcome back folks. We are just a few short minutes away from our big main event!

Royce: Yeah, but first let's take a look at what's gone down tonight!

Highlights of the show start to roll on the G-Tron. Sonic Youth winning the Light Heavyweight Championship from Ricky Green in a very tough contest. Chaos hitting Total Chaos on Todd Taylor to advance to the main event, Joz taking out Dexter with the #1 Stunna and picking up the victory to join Chaos, Butcher falling on Hypocrasy after Mizery does the work, to pick up the surpise win to also go on to the main event. Then we are shown Fission costing Faze the Extreme Title. Then we go backstage, as Phobia is walking down a hallway, and the cameras splits into four screens, with Chaos, Butcher[crawling], and Joz taking up the other three squares. We come back to the arena.

Boggs: This has been one wild night, King, and it's not over yet!

Royce: No it's not, and I am just anxious to get this one underway. It's going to be huge!

Boggs: Indeed it will, King. This will be Phobia's toughest challenge to date as the Champion.

Royce: But you have to remember, his opponents have already been in a match tonight, and Chaos has been attacked about a hundred times too.

Boggs: Right, and Butcher is just going on pure heart and determination. I doubt he even knows where he is.

Royce: Probably not, but we'll find out NOW!!

»PHOBIA[c] vs CHAOS vs JOSTRODOMUS vs THE BUTCHER«

"#1 Stunna" by The Big Tymers starts up, and out walks Joz, the US Heavyweight Champion. The entire arena explodes as Joz lifts the US title high into the air, and heads to the ring.

Boggs: Here comes Joz, the US Champ, and let us remind you folks, this will be fought under four-corners rules, so only two in at a time.

Royce: Yeah, and Phobia doesn't even have to be pinned to lose his title.

Joz climbs into the ring, when "Enter Sandman" by Metallica kicks up and the boos already begin. Chaos walks through the curtains, and poses much to the shagrin of the fans. Chaos casually walks around the ring, as he and Joz eye each other.

Boggs: Check out the stare down between these two men! You can feel the intensity!

Royce: Joz is just burning a whole through Chaos.

Chaos and Joz continue to stare each other down, and "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains hits. Butcher slowly limps through the curtains with his bag of goodies, as the fans jump to their feet. Butcher slowly makes his way towards the ring, when Chaos pounces. He charges at Butcher and takes him down with a clothesline. Chaos takes his bag of goodies and goes through it. He pulls out a staple gun, and places it on Butcher's forehead. Before he can use it, Joz comes over. Chaos and Joz start to trade blows, and Joz has Chaos reeling. Chaos almost goes down, but quickly gets Joz in the hand with the staple gun!! Chaos goes for Joz's head, but Butcher gets in his way with a... vibrator!?

Boggs: That wacky Butcher, always with the crazy weapons.

Royce: Those things can be dangerous!

Boggs: And you know because....

Royce: Uh.. I... uh.. Denise told me!

Boggs: Riiiiiiight.

Chaos kicks the vibrator out of his hands, and uses the staple gun on his forehead!! Butcher's been busted open rather quickly here. Joz comes back with a big boot, and knocks Chaos for a loop. Joz and Chaos start to trade blows again, with Joz controlling. They fight up the ramp, and onto the stage. They continue their punching when "Nothing" by Stabbing Westward kicks up nad the place immediately begins to boo. Chaos and Joz stop their fighting and watch the entrance way. They immediately jump the first thing that comes through the curtains, but it's only a cardboard cutout of Phobia. Chaos and Joz look confused and step out further on the ramp way. Suddenly, something rips throught the G-Tron screen, and takes Chaos and Joz down!! It's Phobia!!!

Boggs: Well, that entrance was different.

Royce: Yeah, and very smart.

Phobia picks up Joz, and rams his head into the support poles! Chaos charges at Phobia, and he flips him up into the cross bar just below the G-Tron! Phobia grabs Joz, and hiptosses him down the ramp! Joz rolls down, and knocks over Butcher! Chaos jumps on Phobia's back with a sleeper!!! Phobia struggles around a bit, before getting hold of Chaos' hair, and flips him over! Phobia fires away at Chaos with rights, as they battle to the ring. Phobia rolls Chaos in, and climbs up top. Flying clothesline by Phobia!! 1... 2... kick out! Phobia whips Chaos into the corner, and follows in with a big clothesline! Phobia puts the boots to Chaos in the corner as Joz and Butcher get to their corners.

Boggs: We are finally settling into the four corners match, with Phobia and Chaos starting out.

Royce: We're going to see a lot of action in this one now, Randy.

Phobia whips Chaos across the ring. He comes in with a big boot, but Chaos moves, and Phobia gets his leg up on the top rope. Chaos dropkicks the leg he was standing on! Chaos gets Phobia in the corner, and puts his legs on the middle rope. Chaos kicks at Phobia's hamstrings! Chaos, while the ref isn't looking, adds one to the crotch as well. Chaos walks over of the corner, then runs back in and hits a rolling kick! Chaos with some chops, and more kicking at Phobia's legs. Chaos gets on the apron, and grabs Phobia's head. Chaos starts to pull back on it, and then starts to HANG from it!!!

Boggs: Whoa! I've never seen that before, King!

Royce: Me neither. It looks hella painful!

Chaos slips off, but climbs back on the apron. Forearm shot to the back of the head, and more kicks to his legs. Chaos climbs to the top, and kicks Phobia in the back of the head, causing him to lean over. Chaos with a dropkick or double stomp off the top rope onto the back of Phobia's head!!! Phobia falls from his position in the corner. 1... 2... Phobia gets his foot on teh bottom rope. Chaos picks Phobia up, and takes him back down with a dragon screw legwhip! Sharpshooter by Chaos!!!

Boggs: Phobia is in a great deal of pain.

Royce: Yeah, Chaos has really taken it to the champ in this one.

Phobia tries to make the ropes, but Chaos just pulls him back to the center of the ring. Phobia is in a great deal of pain. He tries to muscle out, but Chaos just tightens the hold. Joz in, and kicks Chaos in the back! Chaos knocks Joz off the apron, and into the guardrail! Joz tries to get in, but the ref stops him. Chaos gets in a few good licks to the groin on Phobia as the ref's back is turned. Chaos with a knee breaker on Phobia! Chaos drives his knee into Phobia's! Chaos with a single leg submission hold. Chaos releases and puts on a figure four, but instead of falling backwards, he sits down right where the legs are tangled!

Boggs: I've never seen that here in the States.

Royce: That's because people are too chicken to try the moves here. Bunch of pussies.

Chaos slaps Phobia around a bit, and Phobia fires back with some rights of his own. Chaos headbutts Phobia, to stop him. Chaos pushes down on the legs to add more pressure. Phobia slowly inches towards the ropes. Chaos slaps him a couple more times. Phobia continues to inch towards the ropes. Chaos releases the hold, and pulls Phobia to the center of the ring again. Chaos drops a knee to his leg. Chaos puts his boot on Phobia's throat and twists at his leg at the same time. Phobia kicks at Chaos with his free leg. Chaos catches in, and applies the boston crab!! Phobia makes the ropes.

Boggs: Man, Chaos is just destroying Phobia's legs!

Royce: Smart man.

Chaos stomps at Phobia's leg some more, then lays it across the bottom rope. Chaos jumps on it a couple of times, but on the third try, Phobia moves his leg, and shoves Chaos out of the ring! Phobia hops over to Butcher's corner, but Chaos walks around the ring, and pulls Butcher off the apron. Chaos slams Butcher into the announce table, and grabs Phobia's leg, taking him down. Chaos drags Phobia into the corner, and slams his leg against the ring post! He does it again! Ring Post Figure Four by Chaos!!!! Phobia is screaming in pain! Butcher grabs a fork from his tights, and jabs it into Chaos' forehead!! Three more times and it gets him to release the hold! Chaos gets to his feet, and wipes the blood from his eyes. Butcher goes at him with the fork, but Chaos blocks. Chaos suplexes Butcher on the ring steps!!!!

Boggs: Oh my god!! Butcher was just suplexed HARD on the ring steps!

Royce: Chaos is really on top of his game in this match. He's come to win the title!

Phobia starts crawling towards Joz's corner, as Chaos slides back into the ring. Chaos grabs Phobia's out-stretched arm just as it's inches from Joz's hand. Chaos lifts Phobia off the mat, and whips him to the ropes. Chaos, just to be a dick, acts as if he's going to bounce off the ropes too, but instead back elbows Joz off the apron. Due to this, Phobia is able to catches Chaos with a flying, well sorta flying, forearm! Both men down! Chaos is the first to his feet, as Phobia pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Chaos charges at him. Phobia ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending Chaos flying to the outside! Chaos gets up, and is leveled by Joz! Joz kicks and punches away at Chaos, before lifting him up for a powerbomb. Phobia reaches over the ropes, and grabs Chaos by the hair. Phobia takes Chaos away from Joz, and suplexes him back into the ring.

Boggs: Ha! That was funny.

Royce: I would have to admit, that was pretty funny.

Phobia hobbles around the ring, trying to shake off the pain in his leg. Phobia bodyslams Chaos, and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, albeit very slowly. Phobia leaps off with a double axe-handle, but Chaos dropkicks his legs in mid-flight!!! Chaos with a Texas Cloverleaf on Phobia!!! Phobia desperately tries to make the ropes, but doesn't have it in him. Joz is back in, and bulldogs Chaos!! Joz stomps away at Chaos. Joz lifts up Chaos, and rears back for a massive right.... Phobia rolls Joz up!!!! 1.... 2... kick out!! Joz jumps up, and kicks Phobia straight in the face!! Chaos with a cross body block on Joz! Phobia slowly pulls himself up, and Chaos tries another dropkick,but Phobia lifts his leg. Chaos goes sliding to the outside, but reaches back through the ropes, and grabs Phobia's leg.

Boggs: Jesus christ! It's as if Chaos owned that leg, and has only been letting Phobia borrow it his whole life!

Royce: He wants the title, Randy. It's all about the GFWA Championship.

Phobia holds onto the ropes, as Chaos just punches away at his leg. Butcher grabs Chaos' shoulder and spins him around. Big right by Butcher. Another, and another gets Chaos reelling. Phobia lets go of the ropes, only to be chop blocked by Joz!!!! This is out of control. Butcher misses another right, and Chaos back suplexes him, and hits Butcher's head on the guardrail!! Chaos stomps away at the poor soul, as Joz puts on a figure four on Phobia in the center of the ring.

Boggs: Too bad Joz isn't the legal man.

Royce: Yeah, but if he gets in with Phobia, legally, he'll be able to beat him easier.

Phobia is fighting the pain, but keeps placing his shoulders flat on the mat. 1.. 2.. he's up. Phobia tries reaching for Joz's head, but he just leans but, adding more pressure. Chaos stomps killing Butcher even more, and climbs on the ring apron. Chaos with a springboad legdrop on the unsuspecting Joz!! Chaos dropkicks Phobia in the nose, as he tires to back away, just to be a dick. Chaos tries for another Sharpshooter on Phobia, but Phobia musters enough strength to push Chaos away. Chaos goes right into Joz. #1 Stunna[falcon arrow] on Chaos!!!! Joz covers, but he isn't the legal man. Phobia lunges at Joz, knocking him out of the ring. Phobia crawls back over to Chaos, and gets a lateral press. 1.... 2... thre.... kick out!!!

Boggs: Wow! Chaos kicked out of the #1 Stunna!!!

Royce: Amazing! But if Phobia had hooked the leg and/or covered him sooner, he might have had him.

Phobia lifts Chaos to his feet, leaning on him to stay up right. Phobia hooks Chaos for the Fear Factor[brainbuster], but Phobia's leg gives out, and Chaos gets free. Forward Russian Leg Sweep by Chaos!! Chaos stands on Phobia's shoulderblades, and pulls back on his legs!!!! What!? Phobia screams in pain, as Chaos pulls back on the legs! Joz gets back on the ring apron, and slaps Chaos on the back. Joz is in, as Phobia starts to tap, but it doesn't matter. Chaos thinks he's the new champion! Chaos jumps to the middle turnbuckle to celebrate! Joz grabs him from behind and nails a running crucifix bomb!!!! Joz walks over to Phobia, and picks up up by his hair. He shouts something to the crowd, and as he takes in their response, Phobia small packages him! 1.... 2.. kick out!!!

Boggs: Joz finally tagged in, and almost blew it by playing to the crowd.

Royce: Yeah, what a bone-headed move. But at least he's legally in now, and has Chaos down and out for a bit.

Joz quickly jumps up, and kicks Phobia straight in the face! Phobia falls straight on his back, and Joz heads up top. Flying elbow connects for Joz!! No pin attempt. Joz picks Phobia up, and puts him on his shoulder. He goes for a running powerslam, but Phobia wiggles free, and gets Joz in a sleeper. Joz hooks his leg behind Phobia's, and elbows him in the stomach. Phobia falls back, and Joz is already in position for the figure four, and slaps it on!!! Phobia screams in pain once again, and he valiantly tries to make the ropes.

Boggs: Uh, does Phobia need two legs to live a heathly and productive life?

Royce: I dunno, maybe so.

Phobia is actually getting closer to the ropes, as Chaos comes to. Chaos pulls himself up, and makes his way across the ring. He stands at Phobia's head, and laughs at him, while kicking him in the face. Dickhead. Chaos grabs Phobia's arms and puts his knee into Phobia's back while pulling back on his arms!! Uh, ouch. Phobia is in so much pain, he can't even scream out. Butcher finally musters up enough strength and slides into the ring. He looks down at what's going on, and does the only thing he can.... put Phobia in a front facelock! Chaos doesn't like this, or Butcher for that matter, and releases his hold. Chaos grabs Butcher by the hair, and pulls him to his feet. Chaos slaps Butcher in the face! Butcher with a cactus clothesline on Chaos!! Oh man! Butcher got his head caught between the ropes!!!!

Boggs: Holy mother of god, King!! Butcher actually had an offensive move, and he ends up hanging himself!

Royce: This is NOT his lucky night!

Butcher struggles to get loose, and Chaos sees this as a perfect opportunity. Chaos gets on the ring apron, and hits Butcher with a Chaotic Kick right in the head!!!! Butcher's wiggling stops, as he just hangs there. Chaos continues to kick at the seemingly lifeless Butcher! The fans start throwing things at Chaos, as he just gives 'em all the finger. Chaos continues to harass the Butcher, as medics and GFWA officials come down to the ring, most notably Will Geddes, the VP. He and Chaos get into a shouting match, as Chaos basically just blows him off.

Boggs: That dick! Chaos is continue to beat on an unmoving and unconsious man, and now is ignoring the Vice President of this company!

Royce: Yeah, and what's your problem with the guy?

Joz releases his hold on Phobia, and knocks Chaos off the apron, and into Will!! Chaos jumps up, as Will pulls himself up. Chaos gets in a cheap back elbow to his jaw, making it seem like an accident, before jumping back into the ring. Joz and Chaos start to fight, with Chaos taking Joz down, and unloading with punches. Joz turns it over, and starts hammering Chaos with his own!!! Chaos kicks Joz off, but Joz jumps back on him! They are unloading on each other! Phobia crawls into a corner to recooperate, as Chaos and Joz pound on each other. Joz powers Chaos back into the corner, and lays in the rights. Chaos knees out, and starts firing back with rights of his own! Chaos spears Joz back into the corner, and drives his shoulder into his stomach, as Joz hammers down on his back with big, clubbing forearms!

Boggs: Whoa! This thing just got ugly, King.

Royce: Yeah, they are really pounding on each other.

As they continue to fight it out in the corner, the medics come down to the ring, and finally get Butcher loose. They load him onto a stretcher, and wheel him to the back, but several GFWA refs and VP Will stay by. Chaos is kneed in the face by Joz, and tackled down! Joz pounds on his head, before Chaos pokes him in the eye. Joz backs up, and Chaos charges. Joz flips him over the top rope and to the floor! Chaos gets to his feet, and starts to get back in, but quickly jumps off and takes down Will instead! Chaos pounds Will some until refs pull him off. Chaos takes down several refs, before Will gets back up. Chaos goes back after Will, but now GFWA security is out, and gets in his way. Chaos slowly backs away, as if he's done, then as they let their guard down, Chaos goes flying past them, and spears Will!!!! Chaos unloads with rights on Will!! The guards pull him off, and quickly handcuff him!

Boggs: Whoa! Chaos has snapped, King!

Royce: You can't arrest him, he's done nothing wrong!

Boggs: He just attacked the Vice President of this company, and unprovokably, I might add.

Royce: Yeah, whatever.

Chaos is fighting to get free, as the security drags him to the back. Will slowly gets to his feet, as Chaos shouts profanities and threats at Will. Back in the ring, Joz drags Phobia out of the corner, and drives his elbow into his leg! Joz continues this, before applying a single leg crab! Phobia tries to reach the ropes, but Joz doesn't allow that by leaning back and pulling on his chin with is free hand! Phobia bites his hand, causing Joz to momentarily loosen his grip, and Phobia grabs onto the ropes. Joz tries to pull Phobia back, but he's got a death grip on the bottom rope.

Boggs: Phobia isn't going to let go of that bottom rope for anything.

Royce: I wouldn't either.

Joz jumps to the outside, and grabs a chair. He bashes Phobia's hands with it, causing him to release his grip! Joz tosses the chair into the ring, and picks up Phobia. Joz opens up the chair and sets it in teh center of the ring. Joz drops Phobia, knee first, on the chair!! Phobia rolls around the ring holding his leg. Joz grabs the champ, and does it again!!! Joz picks Phobia up again, and tries for a third time. Phobia counters with a rake of the eyes. Phobia falls to the ground, as his leg can't support the weight. He pulls himself up, as Joz comes at him. He ducks the chairshot, and the chair boucnes off the ropes, and nails Joz in the head! Fear Factor[brainbuster] by Phobia!!!!!! Both men down!!! Phobia slowly crawls over to Joz, and lays across him. 1..... 2.... 3! No! Joz go his leg on the bottom rope!!!!!

Boggs: Phobia couldn't put Joz away with the Fear Factor!

Royce: Oh man! What's he going to do to put him away now?

Boggs: Another Fear Factor?

Royce: Might have to, and add the chair and a table as well.

Phobia pulls himself up, and grabs Joz. Phobia sets Joz up for another Fear Factor, but Joz counters with a quick rollup! 1.... 2... thre... kick out!!! Phobia comes at Joz! Spinebuster by Joz!!!! Joz with ANOTHER figure four on Phobia!! Phobia smacks the mat in pain, but not giving up. He tries to reach the ropes, or the nearby chair. He can't, and Joz is really wrenching the hold! Phobia tries desperately to reach the ropes, but can't. He's about to tap, as Chaos comes running down the ramp!!!! Joz releases the hold, and jumps up to meet his chair. Chaos is caught by several guards, as Joz jumps up on the top rope to mock him. Joz does it too long, as Phobia climbs up with him, and hits a top rope Fear Factor!!!!! 1.... 2.... 3!!! Phobia retains!

Boggs: Wow!! Phobia, dispite having no leg, has retained the GFWA Championship!

Royce: He survived his greatest challenge to date, but didn't not come out of it unscathed, as he will most surely have a really sore knee in the morning, and for a few weeks to be exact.

Boggs: Well folks, it was a great night of action. For King Royce, Denise Lopez, I am Randy Boggs, we'll see you next week in Salt Lake City for Saturday Rumble!!!

"Nothing" kicks up as Phobia is handed his title while on his back and in a great deal of pain. Chaos is taken back to the back, as Phobia pulls himself up. He raises the belt high into the air, while putting one foot on Joz's chest, as the fans boo him and throw trash into the ring. And that's the image we get as the GFWA copyright comes up and we fade to black.