THE DANGER ZONE
Monday, March 26th, 2001
Key Arena in Seattle, Washington

[American Broadcasting Company's Who Wants to Be a Millionaire comes to a close, with one man just three questions away from one million dollars. You'll have to tune in next time for that, because now, it's time for something a little more entertaining. It's time for the GFWA to do what it does best, and that's give you exciting and breath-taking wrestling action, with all the drama of your favorite primetime television show, that's probably on a different network. The GFWA logo appears on the screen, then fades out. The word "Warning" starts to flash on the screen.]

Narrator: Caution! You are now about to enter... THE DANGER ZONE!!

[The Danger Zone music starts to play, as GFWA highlights are shown, mainly those of the wrestler's competing tonight. After all that ends, we fade to a shot of the back parking lot as the words 'Earlier today' flash across the screen.  The camera sees ducking behind one of the near cars a man dressed compleatly in black and wearing a black sky mask.  The camera shows the man in black look up over the hood of the car and see Joz walking into the building, and then the man in black duck back behind the car again, look at the camera, and give the 'shhh' signal.  As Joz walks between the car and a semi trailer the man in black jumps from his hiding place and slams Joz's head into the trailer, then hit a russian leg sweep on the concrete.]

Man In Black: Did you think you could just steal my belt and I'd fade away!?! Oh no, no, no, I'm going to make sure you not only not get the OWA title, but that you lose the GFWA title that you shouldn't have too! See you again real soon, Joz!

[The man in black gives another 'shhhh' signal to the camera and sneaks away. From there we fade into a dark and silent Key Arena. Suddenly the G-Tron lights up, and the number 10 appears. It starts to count down. 10.... 9..... 8.... 7.... 6... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1... 0.... Danger continues to flash over and over on the screen. Then the word "Zone" blasts onto the screen just under "Danger", and the same deep-throated narrator as before starts to speak once again.]

Narrator: You have just entered THE DANGER ZONE! But are you truly ready for the most electric and emotionally-charged experience of your life? We shall see soon enough, because there's no turning back in THE DANGER ZONE!!!

[And as the final "E" leaves the man's mouth, the same music as before is heard, and there's a very bright and loud explosion from the center of the ring. The smoke starts to fill the arena, when fireworks shoot from the ceiling of the Key Arena to the top of the G-Tron and The Danger Zone set. Fireworks go off all around the G-Tron, then down the aisle until it reaches the ring. Another explosion goes off in the ring, and yellow flames shoot out of the ring posts, and sparks start to rain down from the ceiling. When all that's finished the narrator comes back over the arena's sound system.]

Narrator: It seems that you are indeed ready for what awaits you. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the ride of a lifetime. You are now apart of... THE DANGER ZONE!!!

[More fireworks go off just before the lights come up. Every last paying customer is on their feet, holding their signs high into the air. And for those poor slobs who couldn't afford signs, they just hold up their children, whom they wrote things on. The cameras pan the screaming fans, and see such signs as: "Where's A-Rod?", "Japan Air and Devilz Darkside: Rivalry for the Ages!", and "Kan's The Shit!" As the cameras continue to pan and the music continues to play, the soothing voice of Randy Boggs is heard, and all the women and men around the world have orgasms just at the sound of it.]

Randy Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Danger Zone on ABC! I'm Randy Boggs and joining me as always is King Royce! Tonight we are LIVE from the Key Arena in Seattle, Washington!! And folks, tonight is going to be one to remember! Nine big matches, with EVERY championship on the line, including TWO, count them TWO unification matches! This is setting up to be one special evening, King.

King Royce: Oh hello fans, it is I, the lovable and huggable, King Royce. And tonight, we will crown the REAL World Heavyweight Champion, and a new Omega Champion will be crowned! It's going to be the best night in the GFWA's long history!

RB: Along with those matches, we have the President Max Danger going head to head with Dexter in a Steel Cage match! This will be Dexter's chance to final rid himself of Max Danger and move on up to where he belongs, the World Title hunt.

KR: Max Danger, however, is a great athlete, and TWO GFWA titles under his belt, while Dexter has only held onto the US Title, and that was for two short weeks.

RB: That's right, but when it's all said and done, we could be looking for a new President, because Dexter will absolutely destroy Danger!

KR: Nonsene, Randy! Danger has this one in the bag!

RB: In any event, we will also be giving you another first round match in the Extreme Championship Death Match Tournament between Star Struck and Ricky Hunter! This time it'll be a Barbwire Rope match, in which the ring ropes will be replaces with barbwire!

KR: Oh I can't wait! Just like the Glass Death Match last week, that Chris Hanover won, this one will be filled with blood and gore! And that is all for the Extreme Title!

RB: Whomever wins this match will face Misfit next week in a yet unnamed match, that will no doubt be brutal.

KR: Misfit is my choice to take the whole tournament, no matter the matches his put in, and no matter who he has to face. Misfit is just the man, and will be at the top of this division.

RB: But that's not for another two weeks, the finals that is, so we'll have to wait it out and see how things unfold. Right now, it's time for our opening matchup to determine number one contenders to the GFWA Tag Team Titles. South of the Border takes on The Gold....

[Randy is interrupted by Hed (PE)'s "Waiting to Die."  A green cloud of smoke then arises from the floor of the entrance ramp as Misfit walks through it.  The crowd then begins to boo loudly, but Misfit seems unfazed.  Misfit waits a few moments, then he is joined by five other people, the same people that attacked Sean Jones with him last week.  As soon as they're all assembled, Misfit and Co. make their way to the ring.  Once there, one of the men grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and throws him over the top rope.  Misfit is then handed the microphone.]

Misfit:  Now, I haven't talked much lately, but that's because I've had some shit up my sleeve.  Now that the rabbit's out of the hat, expect much more from me!

[The crowd boos.]

Misfit:  Go ahead and boo, but the fact of the matter is, the owner of the GFWA is a bumbling piece of shit!  That's right...when he was with the OWA, he put me in charge of the Deuce because he thought I would fail!  Well, I didn't. Instead, I began to almost surpass him in the ratings and I even started to take his talent away from him...so what does he do?  He finds some particular clause in my contract and closes the Deuce down...leaving many wrestlers out of work! Well, that shit don't cut it to me Maxie Pad!  Remember when I set fire to your office?  What about when I single-handedly dismantled your Monopoly?  Well, you've just awoken a sleeping giant and this time you may not survive its wrath!

[More boos.]

Misfit:  You see, I wasn't going to just leave the best the Deuce had to offer out to dry!  Instead, I brought them with me so we could execute some Mayhem within the GFWA!  Sean Jones already knows how it feels and it's just a matter of time before the rest of the GFWA feels it and there isn't a GODAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

[Asshole chants start.]

Misfit:  That doesn't bother me because all of you are pathetic!  So...without further adieu...I give you Mayhem, Inc!  Future tag team champions...former co-owner of the Deuce Eric Bellows and his partner, former Deuce World Heavyweight Champion...Nate Crow!  Together they make up Gods and Monsters!

[Nate Crow smirks at the crowd as Bellows flicks them off...causing more boos throughout!]

Misfit:  Here to my left is the lovely femme fatale...Angelica Dawson and to my right is the former CWF Texas Champion...the Extreme Texan himself....CHAOS!!!

[The crowd seems confused.]

Misfit:  He's not that Chaos you inbred hicks!!  Do you see the long braided hair and the charming, pretty boy looks?  No...look at this Chaos...the one and only Chaos...and you see a fighter hardened by his many years in professional wrestling!

[Chaos gives an obscene gesture to the crowd which causes another round of boos to occur!]

Misfit:  And last, but not least, we have former Deuce Extreme Champion...Jason Corlett!!  Together, all six of us make up Mayhem Inc.!  I promise that this is not the last time you'll see us tonight...so get used to us real quick!  Fuck you very much and have a nice evening...

[The crowd boos as Mayhim Inc makes their way to the back.  As soon as everyone's gone, Misfit reappears in the entranceway and says the following!]

Misfit:  You fuckers bring the methods and we'll bring the MAYHEM!!

["Waiting To Die" kicks up again, as Misfit gives the crowd the double-fingered salute drawing more loud booing, before walking back through the curtains.]

RB: King, Misfit has brought some friends with them, and they are looking to cause a little mayhem tonight!

KR: That's why they are called Mayhem, Inc., Randy. It's what they do.

RB: Well, we'll see what they have in store for everyone tonight, but first, we have to determine the number one...

[Again, Randy is cut off as the camera cuts backstage in the arena parking lot. A black car pulls into the parking lot, and of the passenger side jumps Star Struck, with his gym bag in hand. He keeps looking at his watch and muttering that he's late, as he jogs towards the arena doors. He then drops his gym bag. He stops and picks it up. When he straightens back up, Ricky Hunter comes from behind a support column, and whacks Star Struck in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Star Struck falls to the ground in a heap, and Hunter starts to pound away at his knees. Hunter then throws down the bat, and stands over Star Struck.]

Ricky Hunter: I'll see you later!

[Ricky Hunter then quietly walks away, as the scene fades back into the arena.]

RB: Hey, I'm not being interrupted!

KR: Oh, that sucks. I wish you would be because you annoy the hell out of me!

RB: That's why I don't want to be interrupted. Anyway, I think it's safe to start our next matchup, that will determine the number one contendership to the Tag Team Titles.

The Gold Diggerz vs. Jolly Potter and Neophytou vs. South of the Border
[Triple Threat Tag Team Match]

[The lights dim down as " Rollin' " by Limp Bizkit begins to kick into the arena speakers. The crowd begins to boo loudly, as smoke rises from the entrance ramp. Emerging from the smoke first is big man Ice, with a serious look in his eye. Not far from behind is Frostie, who comes strutting out with a cocky grin on his face. They begin to walk down the ramp together, the crowd giving them heavy heat. Frostie rolls in under the ropes, as the big man Ice steps over the top rope. Then after the smoke clears up and the crowd silences, " Pure Pleasure " begins to rip through the speakers as the crowd goes crazy. Jolly Potter and Neophytou begin to make their way out from the back, they stop on the stage and begin to taunt the crowd a bit. They are soon broken up as they stumble forward and down to the ground. It is South of the Border! They have attacked Potter and Neo from behind! Tito and Papi continue to stomp down on Potter and Neo. The ref begins to run up the ramp to restore some order, but he is trampled by Ice and Frostie who are on their way up the ramp to join in on the action. They jump in and its an all out rumble, all three teams slugging it out.]

Boggs: The match hasn't even started and already these guys are raising havoc!

Royce: Hell yeah! This is what I like to see!

[As the three tag teams continue to duel it out, the ref finally jumps in the middle to restore SOME order. Ice grabs Papi and drags him down to the ring, he rolls him in as the other team mates jump on the apron. Ice begins to level Papi with multiple elbows, sending Papi into the corner. Then Ice begins laying the boots to Papi, one right after another. Papi can do nothing but take the blows, when finally Ice loosens up on the kicks. He steps away from Papi and yells out towards the crowd, turning his back on Papi. Papi slowly begins to crawl to his feet, and as Ice turns back around Papi meets him with a snap kick to the knee, then another one, and another one. He kicks him in the knee a few more times until he brings the big man down to one knee, Papi bounces off the ropes and springs forward connecting with a sharp dropkick to the face of Ice. Ice flies backwards and grabs his face crying out in pain. Papi flips to the feet and the crowd is loving it. He picks Ice up and pushes him into the corner, where he levels him with rights and lefts to the face. He then grabs Ice's arm and attempts to send him into the opposite corner, Ice blocks and reverses it whipping Papi into the corner. As Papi reaches the corner he is able to grab onto the ropes and leap upwards, dodging Ice who was charging behind him. Papi uses the ropes and springs behind Ice, who runs right under him. Papi jumps up and wraps his arm around Ice's neck, he quickly spins around and plants Ice in a REVERSE TORNADO DDT!]

Boggs: Oh my God! A reverse tornado DDT, Ice's neck could be broken!

Royce: That was fucking insane! The first time I've seen a move like that!

[The crowd is pumped up, as Papi crawls to his feet and begins to taunt the crowd to recieve a loud pop. Ice still lays on the mat showing no signs of moving, as Papi tags in his partner Tito. Tito climbs into the ring and circles around Ice's body laughing and taunting him. Then suddenly, Ice reaches out and takes Tito's legs from under him. Tito falls and Ice climbs to his feet, he reaches over thinking to tag Frostie, but tags... Potter! Potter climbs into the ring and the crowd is going nuts, Tito charges at him and swings a lariat. Potter ducks. Potter with a kick to the gut, evenflow DDT! Potter quickly gets up and sets Tito off the ropes, he catches him and spins around slamming into the mat with a spinebuster! Potter gets up and yells to the crowd. They cheer wildly. Potter picks up Tito and whips him into the turnbuckle. Potter charges after him but is met by the foot of Tito. Tito jumps up the top turnbuckle, he leaps off and catches Potter in a hurrancanranna from the top rope! The crowd is going insane, both men are layed out on the mat.]

Boggs: Did you see that King? What a move, what a move!

Royce: Like I said... pure fucking insanity. That is all.

[Potter crawls over to the corner and tags in Neo. Neo climbs into the ring as Tito tags in Frostie. Frostie steps into the ring. Frostie and Neo square off, staring a hole through each other. They exchange a few words, and begin a shoving match. Neo slaps Frostie in the face, as the crowd "awes." Frostie returns with a stiff right hand. Neo is sent to the ground. Frostie picks him up and whips him into the ropes, as Neo returns Frostie meets him with a tilt-the-world back breaker! Frostie leaps onto Neo and begins to hammer with UFC style punches. Neo can't do anything but cover his face with his hands. The ref somehow manages to get Frostie off of Neo. There is a bit of blood pouring from Neo's nose, Frostie picks him up and throws him out of the ring and to the mat. He yells after him and the crowd boos violently. Frostie dances around the ring with confidence awaiting Neo's return into the ring. Neo manages to, slowly, get back into the ring. He is met with a volley of stomp from Frostie who just destroys him. Frostie picks him up and throws him into Potter's corner, he calls for Potter to step into the ring. The crowd is cheering it on.]

Boggs: Looks as if Frostie wants Potter.

Royce: Bad move. Potter will kill his ass.

Neo slaps Potter's hand. Potter steps into the ring and the crowd stands to their feet. Frostie and Potter square off, another staredown, but Frostie delivers a cheap and unexpected knee to the groin of Potter sending him to the mat. Frostie laughs and runs over tagging Ice. The big man steps over the top rope and the crowd is in awe. Ice is about to destroy Potter. Ice picks Potter up by the hair and begins yelling in his face. Ice then grips his hand tightly around Potter's neck and signals for a chokeslam. The crowd, being the pigs they are, cheer it on. Ice lifts Potter a good 9 or 10 feet into the air and slams him down to the mat with force. Potter bounces off of the mat with a sickening thud. Ice grins demonically and picks Potter up again. Ice seems to be going for a second one. He lifts Potter up once again and slams him down with even more force then before. Potter hits the mat and bounces a good foot off of the ground. The crowd can only cringe at the sight. Ice laughs again, as he picks up Potter a third time.

Boggs: Jesus Christ! Not again!

Royce: Do it! Do it! Teach that English fuck a lesson!

Boggs: What the hell? Shutup Royce!

[Ice lifts Potter high into the air, but he is broken up by a snapkick to the back from... Tito! Tito has come to the rescue of Potter, for what reason? Who knows. Ice drops Potter to the ground, and Ice turns around to face Tito. Ice swings a huge elbow at Tito, who ducks and spins behind Ice. Tito leaps up onto the back of Ice and pushes himself up his neck. He positions his legs around Ice and spins around to face the front of him. It looks at if he is going for a hurrancanranna on the big man. No chance in hell. Tito flings forward trying to flip Ice over, but Ice doesn't move. Instead Tito hangs upside down from Ice's neck, Ice grins and lifts Tito back into the air for a powerbomb. The crowd goes wild, and Ice charges forward and simply hurls Tito over the ropes and to the outside. Tito crashes into the steel guardrail and falls to the floor gasping for air, he is obviously in a world of hurt. As the ref runs outside to check on Tito, meanwhile Papi has gotten a chair and jumped back on the apron. He yells for Ice, and as Ice turns around he tosses the chair at Ice. Ice, out of instinct, catches the chair and Papi catapults himself onto the top rope, and leaps off connecting with a hard dropkick kicking the chair right into the face of Ice. Ice flies to the ground, with blood gushing. He rolls out of the ring, as Frostie leaps into the ring. He charges at Papi and swings a lariat, Papi ducks and as Frostie returns off the ropes Papi meets him with a sideslam. Papi picks Frostie up and picks him up in a vertical suplex position, then drops him down into a brainbuster.]

Boggs: Nice brainbuster by Papi, but I think Tito could be seriously hurt.

Royce: Fuck Tito, look at Ice! He's gushing blood all over the place! Get the hell away from our announce table ya big goon!

[Tito is getting up as he crawls up to the apron, barely standing. In the ring, Papi whips Frostie off the ropes and meets him with a superkick! Frostie is down, as Papi picks him back up and whips him into the corner. Papi then sets him up on the toprope and climbs up to the middle rope. Papi hooks Frostie in a suplex position, obviously going for a superplex. Frostie begins to counter back, jabbing punches into the side of Papi. Frostie is able to fight him off, and Frostie pushes Papi off of him and down to the mat. With Papi lying on the mat, Frostie stands up and balances himself on the top turnbuckle. Frostie signals to the crowd and leaps into the air performing a Shooting Star Press! He lands on Papi and goes for a cover... 1-2-kickout! Frostie can't believe it, he picks up Papi hits a quick front russian legsweep. Cover again... 1-2-kickout! Frostie is getting very frustrated, he picks up Papi and hits him with a Downward Spiral. This has got to be it for Papi... 1-2-save by Tito!]

Boggs: Tito to the rescue!

Royce: Oh my God... that was the gayest thing I have ever heard!

Boggs: Shutup!

Royce: Hahahaha! "Tito to the rescue!"

[Frostie gets up and goes after Tito. Meanwhile Ice rolls back into the ring, being the legal man all along. He picks Papi up and throws him off the ropes, Papi ducks the clothesline and comes back with a cross body splash on Ice! The crowd is going insane, Papi leaps up to the rop and hits a guillotine legdrop on Ice. Tito and Frostie return back to their corner. The ref has finally restored some order! Potter and Neo are still recovering from their beating. Papi gets up and begins to celebrate. Ice slowly gets up a little dazed still from his chairshot, he reaches behind him to tag... Tito?! Ice can't believe what he has just done, he thought he was tagging Frostie but he tagged Tito! Frostie is furious. Tito flips into the ring and stares at Papi. The crowd is loving it, two team mates fixing to tangle in a brawl. They circle around the ring staring at each other when suddenly... Papi falls down on his back! Tito goes for a cover... 1-2-3!]

Boggs: Pinfall! Papi layed down for Tito! They've won it!

Royce: Easy Boggs, don't pull a muscle.

Boggs: Shut the hell up! Now!

Royce: "Tito to the rescue!"

Boggs: No! Why me, God!

[Papi and Tito celebrate and quickly escape up the ramp and too the back. Frostie is furious, he is yelling at Ice. They soon spot Potter and Neo still recovering from their beating. A wicked grin comes on Frostie's face, he tells Ice to get the tables! Ice walks outside and grabs two tables from under the ring. Frostie rolls Neo and Potter into the ring. Ice picks up Neo and sets him in an inverted powerbomb position. This can't look good. He climbs up onto the second rope with Neo on his shoulders. The crowd is silent. Ice leaps off the second rope and slams Neo through the table with THE ICE BREAKER! Neo's neck is surely snapped! The crowd is in shock, but they break out into a standing ovation. Now for Potter's turn. Frostie positions Potter infront of the turnbuckle facing it, and Frostie climbs up to the second rope. He performs a springboard lionsault and catches Potter in the air hitting a reverse DDT through the table.]

Boggs: Frost Bite through the table, my God!

Royce: Neo looks dead! I love it!

Boggs: Jesus Christ, you sick freak! Get some help out here.

[The cameras cut backstage, as medics rush down to check on Neo and Potter, where Sean Jones is seen walking through the back doors with his gym bag over his shoulder and the GFWA Extreme Title around his waist. He is stopped by arena security.]

Security Officer: Can I see some identification sir?

Sean Jones: What the fuck? Fine!

[Jones lays down his gym bag, and unzips it. He pulls out his wallet and grabs his driver's license. We he raises back up, the security officer punches him in the face. The security officer takes off his hat and it's... Nate Crow of Mayhem, Inc! Nate hammers away at Jones, and knocks him back against the wall. Nate turns and whistles, thus bringing his tag team partner, Eric Bellows, out of hiding. When Nate turns back around, Jones blasts him with the Extreme Title! Nate tumbles to the floor, as Eric charges at Sean. Sean flips Eric into the concrete wall. Sean turns around, and when he does Misfit is standing there with a huge smile on his face. Misfit kicks him in the gut, and he falls back into Eric and Nate's arms. Misfit punches him a few times in the gut, then grabs him by the chin.]

Misfit: You don't stand a chance, Sean, you're just outnumbered. We are Mayhem, Inc., and you my friend will be our first victim.

[Misfit has Nate and Eric let go off Sean, who falls to his knees.]

Misfit: Get up and fight, boy! Come on, get up!

[Sean pulls himself up, but is knocked back down by a big right cross from Misfit. Misfit kicks at Sean to get him to get up, while laughing all the while. Sean then low blows Misfit, and starts to unload with some big time rights. He has Misfit reeling, until he charges. Misfit ducks his attack, and superkicks Sean! Sean goes flying through a plate glass window, with arena workers sitting around inside the small room. Misfit walks over to the plate glass window with Nate and Eric.]

Nate: What a chump.

Eric: He thinks he's in your league?

Misfit: I told ya he was a dumbass.

[The three walk away laughing, as the arena workers try and help Sean up. The cameras return to the arena.]

RB: King, Misfit and his gang have attacked Sean Jones for the second straight week.

KR: It's easy attacking the less fortunate. And it's fun as hell!

RB: Oh Misfit will get his, I just know it. Sean will come up with something.

KR: Yeah, whatever.

[The scene shifts to the car park where a limo is pulling up. The doors open and out climb the GFWA tag team heroes Japan Air! Jubei looks all business but Kensi looks worried about something as they walk across the car park and head towards the locker rooms.]

Kensi: Look Jubei, this can't happen... this is just some sort of plan to split up Japan Air...

[Jubei doesn't seem to be paying much attention as they enter the backstage area. Jubei pauses next to the drinks machine to get himself a can of coke as Kensi is still talking.]

Kensi: C'mon man, we've been a team for months and have never come to blows...well, not serious blows...we can't go through with this match tonight.

[Jubei gets his coke and opens it up, taking a long swig of it before turning and looking Kensi in the eyes, but still remaining silent. Kensi speaks again.]

Kensi: Jubei, you gotta listen to me! This match could end our team! What are we going to do?

Jubei: You're telling me that you've forgotten the plan already?

[Kensi pauses afor a second, his brain clearly trying to remember "The Plan", but struggling. Then his eyes light up, along with the proverbial lightbulb above his head.]

Kensi: Oh yeah...the plan!!

Jubei: Everything will work out fine. Stay cool.

[Jubei and Kensi slap hands and then head their seperate ways as the camera goes back to the announce table.]

RB: What plan do you think they are talking about, King?

KR: I dunno, Randy, but it probably doesn't bold well for Devilz Darkside.

[Before they can debate further on the subject, the cameras reshift backstage, where J.J. $tudd is looking around for something. He sees a cherrypicker(aka motorized ladder or genie lift), and starts to smile. He starts towards it, when someone whistles behind him. JJ slowly turns around, and the entire Mayhem, Inc. group is standing in a line.]

J.J. $tudd: What's this?

Jason Corlett: Your end!

[Before JJ can do anything, the entire group is on him. They take turns using him as a punching bag. Finally Misfit whistles to stop the carnage, and he walks up to JJ. He lifts his head up, and looks into his eyes.]

Misfit: The most cunning, calculated, and contraversial speciman in wrestling today just got punked the fuck out!

[Misfit gives him a shot to the face, knocking him to the ground. He fixes his shirt, then follows Mayhem, Inc. from the scene of the crime. The cameras return to the arena.]

RB: Another Mayhem, Inc. attack, King!

KR: They are systematically taking apart the GFWA roster!

RB: And it's anyone's guess as to who will be next!

KR: I'm hoping it's you.

RB: Well, I'm sure if they take me out, they'll take you out too, since you're right beside me.

KR: Oh damn, you're right. Well, then I hope it's anyone BUT you.

RB: I'll take that as a sign of friendship. Now let's start our next matchup!

Kent Blade vs. "Elite Killa" Ricky Green
[Regular Rules Match]

[The scene cuts backstage where Ricky Green is making his way to the ring. Suddenly out from no where Blade attacks Green from behind and throws him into a stack of chairs leaning against the wall. Blade picks up a chair and hits Green on the head. Green is out cold and Blade picks up Green and brings him down to the ring.]

Randy Boggs: Oh my God, King, this match hasn't even started and Green is out cold!

King Royce: * yawns *

[Blade throws Green into the ring and the bell rings. Blade raises his hands in the air and yells at Green to get up and fight like a man. Green rolls around a bit in pain. Suddenly, Commissioner Butcher begins to walk down the ramp with a happy look on his face. The crowd explodes with cheers. Blade kicks Green a few times yelling at him to get up. The Commissioner makes his way to Randy Boggs and King Royce. He takes a seat next to Boggs and puts on the extra headset.]

Randy Boggs: Commissioner, this is a pleasant surprise!

King Royce: I'll tell you what's pleasant, Ran....

The Butcher: Shut up, Royce! Spare me and the fans your retarded comments for a moment here, we're trying to watch the match.

[Blade continues to pummel on Green with kicks.]

Randy Boggs: What brings you to the announcer's table, Butch?

The Butcher: Well, since this is probably the weakest match of the night, I decided that I should show up and try to liven things up a bit.

[Blade picks up Green and throws him into a corner. Blade attempts a running corner splash but Green suddenly wakes up and gets out of the way. The crowd cheers a little. Green tries to hip toss Blade but Blade lands on his feet and hits a stiff super kick to the jaw of Green.]

Randy Boggs: Damn! That almost took Green's head off!

[Blade tries to play the crowd but the crowd wants nothing to do with him. Green gets up and hits a kick to the gut of Blade and quickly goes for a Fisherman's Suplex! Count..1...2...Blade kicks out.]

Randy Boggs: Almost had him.

The Butcher: Please, Boggs, anybody knows that you can't possibly take out a guy with a simple suplex. Especially this early in the match.

[Blade gets up and charges Green. Green dodges out of the way and hits a drop toe hold. Blade was too close to the ropes though and Green releases. Green jaws with official and Blade quickly takes advantage hitting a Snap Suplex! Green gets up like he didn't feel a thing. Blade then hits a dropkick which sends Green to the floor with a loud thud.]

The Butcher: zzz....zzz....zzz...huh? What the hell was that? Oh that was Green hitting the floor. zzz....zzz....

[Blade exits the ring and throws Green into the barricade. Blade jaws with a fan who then splashes his beer in Blade's face. Security grabs the man and pulls him away before he ends up beating the crap out of Blade. Green gets up and slides into the ring while all this is going on. Blade turns around to look for Green and finds that he's returned to the ring. Blade jumps back in and Green quickly hits a leg sweep and then an elbow drop. Green raises his elbow in the air to show he's going to do it again and Blade quickly rolls Green up.....1...2...KICK OUT!]

Randy Boggs: I thought Blade had him there!

King Royce: This match is boring!

[The Butcher farts in King Royce's face to make him shut up. Boggs covers his nose while King Royce leans over the edge of the barricade and throws up on the floor in front of a fan. Blade jumps up angered with the referee. Green slowly gets up and Blade uppercuts him, sending him back to the mat. Blade pretends he's a boxer for a minute while Green gets up holding his chin. Blade suddenly goes for a kick to the head of Green but the 'Elite Killa' catches his leg. Blade goes for an ensurguri but Green ducks still holding onto Blade's leg. Green then slams Blade right into the turnbuckle!]

Randy Boggs: That has got to hurt!

[Blade is staggering a bit and walks right into Green who hits a GERMAN SUPLEX!....1...2...3!!! RICKY GREEN WINS!!!]The Butcher stands up and takes a microphone from the announcer. He makes his way into the ring where both Ricky Green and Kent Blade and sitting trying to catch their breaths.]

Randy Boggs: What is the Commissioner doing, King?

King Royce: I don't know, but I feel sick!

The Butcher: Look at you two... both trying to catch your breath after a sub-par match. This is just pathetic. Ricky Green, you used to be a Lightweight Champion. Hell you used to own the damn Division. Kent Blade, you were the damn cream of the crop, straight out of the GFWA's very own minor league. Now look at you two... .barely surviving a match-up that's not even worthy of Pay-Per-View material...hell this isn't even GFWA material. You guys are just plain pathetic!

[The crowd cheers and seems to be coming back to life after a boring match. Both Ricky Green and Kent Blade pay close attention to the Commissioner.]

The Butcher: We've got top prospects waiting to get into this fine federation but there doesn't seem to be any room. And that's the sad thing because the room is being taken up by guys that aren't GFWA material anymore. Mainly you two. Should I fire you guys?

[The crowd explodes with a big pop. The crowd begins to start chanting "Fire them...Fire them!". Green and Blade look at each other with the look of fear on their faces. The crowd continues to chant.]

The Butcher: I won't fire you though. Green, Blade, get to your feet and look me in the eyes.

Both Kent Blade and Ricky Green stand up and look at The Butcher's eyes. The Butcher quickly smacks Green in the forehead with the microphone which sends him to the mat in a heap. Blade looks at Green and then looks at The Butcher who's got the largest smile on his face. Before Blade can make another move The Butcher grabs Blade and hits his DOWNTOWN DROP on him. Blade's body lands on top of Green! The Butcher picks up the microphone once again.]

The Butcher: Oh and boys, President Danger wants you in his office immediately!

[The crowd explodes as The Butcher drops the mic on the bodies of Green and Blade. He exits the ring and begins to walk up the ramp. The Butcher stops at the top and looks out at the crowd who's cheering probably the loudest all night. The Commissioner sucks in the cheers and raises his right hand in the air and does a Butcher Chop along with the crowd. Then he exits.]

RB: Ricky Green won the match, but it may have been for nothing.

KR: Oh, they are both so fired!

RB: You think so?

KR: Why else would Danger want to see them?

RB: Good point.

[Ricky Green pushes Blade off of him, and gets to his feet. He is about to get out of the ring, when "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine hits. The boos start up immediately, and only get louder once Danger steps through the curtains with a mic in hand. He stops at the top of the ramp, as Green looks up at him.]

Max Danger: You two don't listen very well do you? Butcher told you to see me in my office immediately, and what do you do? You lay down on the job! That's not something we particularly like here in the GFWA. But Green, you are good to go. You can go back to the locker room and shower up.

[Ricky sighs deeply, and jumps out of the ring. He's halfway up the ramp, when Kent Blade gets to his feet. He starts to get out of the ring, when Danger speaks again.]

Danger: Where the hell do you think you're going?

[Kent looks at Danger confused.]

Danger: It's a simple question, Kent. But since it's obviously not easy enough for you, so you don't have to answer. Just get back into the ring!

[Kent steps back into the ring, with sweat dripping down his face as he looks up at Danger worried.]

Danger: Kent, you disappoint me. You had a bright future here in the GFWA. You had a great angle to help your character along, and you would have gotten over with this fans. We even had your World Title angle all planned out just in case you impressed us. Well, guess what, Kent. You didn't impress us. No, you have disgraced me and the GFWA name. We pay you in advance, and give you an iron-clad program to work with that would not fail no matter how much you fucked up. But what do you do? You don't show up for appearances on time. And when you do, you're out of shape. Plan and simple Kent, you suck! So pack your bags and get the hell out of my ring! Your pink slip is awaiting you in your locker room, and once you get there, I don't ever want to see you around a GFWA event EVER again!

["Born of a Broken Man" kicks up, as Danger actually gets some cheers, because the fans didn't care for Kent's work ethic. Danger gets halfway through the curtains, then turns back, as Kent is slowly walking up the ramp.]

Danger: Oh, and Kent... Snoogans!

[Danger walks back through the curtains, as Kent hangs his head low and walks back as the fans pelt him with trash and beer bottles.]

RB: Wow, King. Danger has just fired Kent Blade!

KR: Didn't I tell you he wouldn't succeed? He's a douchebag!

RB: I guess you were right. Kent Blade had all the tools, but the lazy bum wouldn't utilize them.

KR: His lose, the GFWA will be just fine and probably better of without him. He was just dead weight, much like two other people I can think of off the top of my head.

RB: And who would they be?

KR: You know who.

RB: Oh yes, yes I do. The ones who make promises but never keep them. Yeah, I know them.

[The cameras quickly cut backstage where Ricky Hunter laces up his boots, and starts to do jump jacks in preperation for his match against Star Struck. Ricky bends down to get a drink of his bottled water. When he does, Chris Hunter enters the room, and nails Ricky from behind with the steel chair. Chris beats on Ricky a bit, then tosses the chair aside. He spits on Ricky's fallen body, then stands over him.]

Chris Hunter: Revenge... sweet ain't it Ricky? Maybe this will teach you a lesson, don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong or this is what happens. This isn't a game... so don't fuck me with me kid.

[Chris kicks Ricky once more, before walking out of sight. The scene returns to the arena.]

RB: Remember that time they came to the tapings for a big match, but then left right before they were supposed to go on?

KR: Oh yeah, that was just a few weeks ago. What a couple of jackasses.

RB: Oh, we're back! Man, did you see, uh.. uh..

KR: Chris Hunter.

RB: Yeah, Chris Hunter beat the hell out of Ricky Hunter?

KR: Sure did, Randy. Chris isn't playing games, so Ricky had better watch himself.

[The cameras cut backstage once again, and show Bronx walking with the True Godds, Inc. The True Godds walk into the catering room, to make sure nobody is around, while one of the members stands beside Bronx. Suddenly, from another room, Mayhem, Inc. enter. Nate and Eric quickly take down the man with Bronx. Bronx quickly backs up a bit, as MI close in on him. Misfit gets to the front of the group, when Bronx starts to shout for TGI! However, MI lock the doors, and brace them shut with large poles. You can hear TGI beating on the door trying to get out. Bronx then looks Misfit directly in the eyes.]

Misfit: Looking directly at your foe is normally a good idea, but when you are surrounded by a pack of wolves, you should always watch...

[Suddenly Chaos and Angelica sandwich Bronx's head between two chairs.]

Misfit: ... from your sides!

[Misfit then picks up Bronx, and smacks him around a bit. Nate hands Misfit a mask that looks identical to Misfit, and he puts it over Bronx's head. The MI unlock the doors, and TGI burst into the hall. MI are already gone, but see a man that looks like Misfit laying on the floor. They start to stomp away, when the mask slips off. They quickly stop, and aide their fallen friend. The cameras switch back to the arena.]

RB: There they are again! Mayhem, Inc. is indeed doing what their name signifies!

KR: They even tricked the True Godds! Bronx is not going to be a happy camper once he comes to!

RB: No he's not! And remember, he has a match for the TV Title later tonight. Well see if he's well enough to compete.

[Again the cameras cut to a shot of the back as 'moments ago' scroll across the bottom of the screen. The shot shows Joz walking past a table with a white table cloth drapped over it with coffee, cream, sugar, and donuts placed a top the table cloth.  As Joz passes by the camera shows a hand in a long sleeved black shirt and a black glove reach out from under the table and trip Joz! The table gets shakes as the same man dressed all in black that attacked Joz earlier jumps out from under the table and begins attacking him again.  The man in black pummels Joz in the fore head then stands up, and as Joz stumbles to his feet the man in black slams the full metal container of hot coffee into Joz's head. As Joz lays there the man stands over him, puts a finger in his face, and begins screaming at him.]

Man In Black: I'll be beating on you all night, Joz! This is kind of fun actually.  Now I know why you snuck into the title match like this.  Any way, see you soon.

[The man in black runs off as the cameras cut back to the arena.]

RB: Jostrodomus was just attacked again! The same man who attacked him at the top of the show, has done it again!

KR: I have eyes, ya know. Joz might not make it to the main event, though!

[While they continue to discuss the situation, the cameras cut to the arena doctor's office. Inside we see Jolly Potter and Neophytou being checked on, along with Sean Jones, who's having his forehead stitched up. He gets a bandage put across his forehead, then jumps off the bed. He exits the room, and heads down the hall. He stops at a corner, where we see Nate Crow grabbing a coke from the vending machine. Jones then spies a monkey wrench on a table, and picks it up. He slowly makes his way down the corridor, as Nate fumbles through his pockets for more change. Jones then does the unwise thing and speaks.]

Sean Jones: Pocket pool is not a sport!

[Nate turns around and just smiles, as Jones lifts the monkey wrench up high, and brings it down into Eric Bellow's hands. Eric had come from the ajoining hall, and catches Jones' attack. Eric whacks Jones in the face with the wrench, then he and Nate toss him through the snack machine. Nate finally gets some more change out, then just puts it back in his pocket and takes the 3 Musketeers bar. The cameras return to the arena.]

RB: Nate Crow and Eric Bellows of Mayhem, Inc. just put Sean Jones through a snack machine!

KR: Get me a Kit-Kat bar!!

RB: Will these assaults ever end?

KR: Hopefully not!

RB: Well, they should for at least one match, because it's time for the Death Match Tournament, and a first round matchup!

Star Struck vs. Ricky Hunter
[Barbwire Rope Match]

Randy Boggs: Both men are in the ring now let's get started.

King Royce: This should be a bloody mess.

[The Bell rings, and boht men lock up. Ricky Hunter starts to back Star Struck up into the barbwire ropes, but he quickly lets go of the lock, and rolls around Ricky and pulls his feet out from under him. Hunter gets right back to his feet, Hunter charges Star Struck but Star moves, Hunter almosts hits the ropes but ducks under the ropes, and goes to the outside. He slides back in only to be met with stomps by SS. Hunter takes a few more boots, and then SS starts to gloat. Hunter gets to his hands and knees, trying to get up. SS turns partially and sees this. He starts toward Hunter, but Hunter chop blocks him when he gets near him. SS falls to the mat and holds his knee which was injured earlier. Hunter gets to his feet. He picks up both of SS' feet He kicks him in the quad area. SS holds his leg, and attempts to get up. Hunter kicks him in the ribs, SS falls back to the mat. Hunter picks up Hunters injured leg and jams the knee down onto the mat.]

Randy Boggs: Ricky is really focusing on that knee. Smart boy.

King Royce: SS better get to the outside to regroup.

[Just as King says this, SS rolls to the outside Ricky stays inside and avoids going near the barbwire. SS is on the outside for an extended period of time trying to walk off his injury. He is still favoring the leg as he walks. He rolls back in the ring. He gets to his feet before Hunter can reach him, and blocks a right hand by Hunter. He blocks a left, then he delivers a right, then a left, then another right. Hunter is reeling, SS tries to push him into the ropes, but Hunter catches himself, and stops. SS beckons Hunter to come at him. Hunter charges, SS drops to his stomach Hunter hops over him. Then he realizes the ropes are there, and leaps over the top rope, doing a belly flop onto the mat outside. SS goes to the outside to take advantage. SS picks Hunter up and rolls him back in the ring. SS crawls in careful not to touch the barbwire. SS picks Hunter up and delivers a DDT. He goes for a cover, but only gets a 1.]

Randy Boggs: It's too early to be getting a pinfall.

King Royce: Star Struck should know better than that, he should have stayed on the offensive.

[SS gets up and drops an elbow on Hunters sternum. He picks him up again and bodyslams him back down. SS starts to gloat once more. Hunter takes advantage, and rolls him up in a school boy. 1...2...NO! SS kicks out. SS gets up slowly, but faster than Hunter. He kicks Hunter but then holds his knee, obviously in pain. Hunter takes a punch from the mat at SS's knee. SS walks out of Hunter's reach. Hunter gets up. SS runs and delivers a spear on Hunter. SS picks Hunter up, and goes to Irish whip him into the ropes. Hunter reverses it, but SS's  knee gives out before he reaches the barbwire. Hunter picks up SS, and delivers a shin break. SS is writhing in pain. Hunter picks him up once more. He pulls him goes to pull him up into a powerslam, but SS blocks it. Hunter kicks the injured knee of SS, and picks him up. He takes a few small steps toward the ropes, and drops SS right onto the barbwire. SS flips to the outside trying desperately to get off the barbwire. SS is holding his stomach in pain. Hunter goes to the outside to retrieve SS. He rolls him back into the ring. Hunter picks him up once more. He irish whips him, SS goes to reverse it, but Hunter pulls SS back and delivers a vicious clothesline on SS. SS falls to the mat. Hunter covers. 1...2...thr... NO! SS kicks out.]

King Royce: SS is showing his guts by kicking out.

Randy Boggs: He's definitly not a quiter, that's for sure!

[Hunter gets up and gets in the refs face, irritated. While Hunter's back is turned SS gives a low-blow. Hunter topples over to the ground holding his groin. SS struggles to get to his feet. He picks Hunter up. He whips him into the ropes, Hunter goes to reverse it, but SS just sends him the other way. This time the ropes are so close he doesn't have time to react and bounces off the barbwire ropes. Hunter rolls on the mat in pain. SS goes for the pin. 1...2...3... NO! Hunter kicks out. SS gets up immediately and picks up Hunter. He brings him over to the Barbwire. Hunter begins to struggle. SS delivers an implant DDT, and picks him back up. He drags Hunter over to the barbwire and begins to rake his forehead on the wire. Hunter starts to bleed. SS throws Hunter's head back onto the mat with malice. Hunter is in a world of hurt. SS hesitates for a moment, and then goes for a cover. 1...2...3! NO! Hunter kicks out as the refs hand was an inch away from the mat.]

Randy Boggs: What a fighter Ricky Hunter is.

King Royce: You're right about that one Randy, he's not gonna give up that easily. But how much more of a beating can this man take?

[SS starts to pumble Hunter. Hunter is bleeding pretty badly. SS gets up. He picks Hunter up and drills his head back into the ground with a DDT. He picks him up again, and delivers a spike piledriver. He picks him back up he goes to lift him up for a powerslam, but his knee gives out. He still gets the move off but hurts himself in the meantime. SS slowly makes his way over toward Hunter. He throws his arm over him. 1...2... NO Hunter kicks out. Both men lay there, both in pain. SS holds his knee, and Hunter tries to regroup from the beating he was just given. They both start to get up, slowly. Finally SS makes it to his feet. Hunter is on a knee. SS starts toward Hunter, but when he gets close, Hunter delivers a firemans carry taking SS down. From his knee, Hunter delivers an elbow on SS's knee. SS rolls over clutching his knee in pain. Hunter gets to his feet. Hunter brings SS to his feet. As SS is hobbling to stay on his feet, Hunter kicks his knee out from under him. SS topples to the mat. Hunter smirks maliciously. He picks SS up again. He then picks him up and delivers a Juvi-driver. He goes for the cover. 1...2...3! NO! SS makes it up once more. Hunter gets up, furious he didn't get the win. He picks SS up again. He picks him up by the leg and drops his shin on the barbwire. SS's leg is now all torn up. Hunter picks SS up again, this time he takes SS way up in a military press. He drops SS like a sack of bricks right in the middle of the ring. Hunter covers again. 1...2...3! Hunter gets the three count and the win.]

Randy Boggs: Looks like Hunter is victorious in this one. What a match, what a match!

King Royce: What a come back by Hunter, I thought he was a gonner for sure but showed his persevirence in this one, though he hasn't left without a good gash in his head!

[The scene switches to the backstage area in Sean Jones, with more bandages wrapped around his forehead, locker room with two men you seem to recognize, but you fail to recognize them, because their backs are to you.  Sean Jones has a lead pipe in his hands.]

Boggs: I can't make out who those guys our...

Royce: You want to make out with those guys?

Boggs: Shut up!

[Just as Boggs gets done talking Sean starts talking.]

Sean: Ok, I've already been attacked TWICE by Misfit and Mayhem, Inc! So this is where you guys come into play, this is how it's going down

[Just as he says that the camera fades away and back to the arena.]

RB: Looks like Sean Jones has some backup, King.

KR: Looks that way, but who is it?

RB: We'll find out eventually, I'm sure.

[The cameras cut backstage again where Hellz Angel and Jessica Barrett-Dox are engaged in conversation next to the consessions stand. The camera pans round slightly, and The Jolly Potter can be seen with a clay pot in his hand, behind Angel's and Jessica's backs. With him, holding a cinderblock, is Neophytou.]

Potter: Ready Neo?

[Neophytou grunts a yes. Just then, another Jessica Barrett-Dox appears and joins Potter and Neophytou.]

Fake Jessica: Hey guys.

JP: Huh?

Fake Jessica: Abort plan. I'm here. The real one is with Hellz Angel.

JP: Damn. We'll have to think of something else.

Fake Jessica: I already have.

[The fake Jessica snatches the clay pot from Potter. She sprints towards the real Jessica, and smashes the pot over her head, dropping her like a stone. Hellz Angel turns around, startled, but Neophytou is already on him, smashing him with the cinderblock. The Jolly Potter is just standing there laughing his head off.]

Fake Jessica: Plan B is better than Plan A was.

JP: I couldn't agree more.

[The cameras return to the arena.]

RB: They just took out the wife of the President!

KR: Dumb bastards! And why wasn't Devilz Messenger with Hellz Angel?

RB: I dunno, they should ALWAYS be together.

KR: Whatever, plot holes are nothing to worry about when we have nude women!

[Some photos of nude women are shown, just to fill in the plot holes with eye candy.]

RB: Cool, now it's time to decide the TV Champ!

Chris Hunter vs. Colin Baird vs. Bronx
[Television Title Match]

[The scene is set, you see Colin Baird standing in the ring, waiting for his oppositions, but why is he in the ring already. Doesn't he have an entrance video, and theme music? That's not what was found by the GFWA, they found nothing of the sort about Colin Baird, so that's why he is standing in the middle of the ring after this commercial break. After the fans are shocked by seeing Colin Baird in the middle of the ring, a theme music hits, and a spotlight hits the front of the Global-Tron, waiting for somebody to come out. Red, blue, and lime green lights flash through the arena, and then "War Pigs" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play and you see your Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance Television Champion, Chris hunter begin to walk down to the ring. As Colin Baird sees this, he's kind of shocked, because he has thought that Chris Hunter would come down to the ring last, and he'd have his way with Bronx. But as Hunter is halfway down the entrance ramp, somebody comes out from behind the curtains. Who is this someone? What is he about to do? We do not know, but we're about to find out. As he gets closer to Chris Hunter, stalking his prey, Hunter doesn't know that he is approaching, and he continues to walk towards the ring. As he is right next to Hunter the camera does a close up on the man, and it shows everybody around the world that it is none other then Bronx! Bronx has shown up tonight, and it looks like he has a vengeance to kill. After all of those losses to Chris Hunter he wants to get some revenge. He wants to avenge his Television Title loss on the only man he can avenge it to, and that is Chris hunter, and he looks like he is about to do so. He has some kind of a weird face, and a psychotic grin on his face. The face of a killer. Some could say he was about to kill, but is that it? Is that what Bronx is here for? No, not in the slightest, but why would he be stalking Chris Hunter with so much intent? Nobody knows, the fans don't know, nor does the Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance staff. The only man that knows, is the man himself Bronx, and the man above. And anybody else who wants to get in his way can see the psychotic grin, and meet whatever Bronx has coming for them. But as for now, lets take it to King Royce and Randy Boggs to see what they have to say about this whole Bronx stalking Chris Hunter ordeal.]

King Royce: Well Randy, why do you think Bronx is stalking Hunter?

Randy Boggs: Well, I think he's stalking Bronx because. . .

King Royce: It doesn't matter what you think.

Randy Boggs: But I. . .

King Royce: Uh ah, don't even think about speaking.

[As the two of them talk about the ordeal for a few minutes after the camera has left them, it heads to the camera view where it shows Colin Baird impatiently waiting for Bronx to make a move on the man himself, Chris Hunter. Colin Baird is leaning against the ropes, wanting to hit either of them. Standing there with some eager intent, he moves forward, thinking about lunging, but he pulls himself back at the last second, so he doesn't get right in the middle of everything. As the camera view turns a little to the left to put Bronx and Chris Hunter into view, Chris Hunter is right next to the apron as Bronx pulls something out of his tights. What is it? What is this foreign object? As the camera view gets a little bit closer, you see something, you see a shiny glimmer from an object sends a glare into the camera. The camera doesn't get a view of the object until Bronx moves it a little bit over to the right, and that sends the glare off of the camera, and sends a little light into the eyes of Colin Baird. And as Chris Hunter stares at Colin Baird he notices that there is a patch of light around his eye. And as he sees this, he turns around to look where it's coming from, and as he turns around he gets a face-ful of Bronx. Hunter is stunned to see that Bronx has been stalking him to the ring, and he has no time to react as Bronx hits him with that foreign object and sends him to the concrete hard. But what did he hit him with? What was that, that he held in his hand at blatantly punched Chris Hunter with? That was just wrong, but what was it? The camera gets into a closer view of Chris Hunter on the ground, and right next to him are three quarter rolls. Chris Hunter is a bit unconscious, semi-conscious, but he is more unconscious then conscious. As the quarter rolls have been busted open over Hunter's head, a cut has been busted open over his forehead also. As the camera comes out of close-up view, it focuses back on Bronx, and he takes yet another foreign object out of his tights, but what is it this time? Everybody is wondering, but Colin Baird is way more impatient then anything, and he doesn't feel like waiting anymore, so he runs off of the far side ropes, and hits a nice springboard lion-sault when he comes to the near side ropes, and lands on Bronx. As he hits Bronx the foreign object falls onto the ground, and just before Colin Baird can pick it up, the two announcer's Randy Boggs and King Royce begin to speak.]

Randy Boggs: Bronx just nailed Hunter, and then he pulled something out ofhis tights.

King Royce: Yeah, and as he did that Baird took him out with a springboard lionsault.

Randy Boggs: What do you think that foreign object is?

King Royce: I think it is a big dildo that you should shove up your ass, got all of that?

Randy Boggs: You can't say that kind of stuff!

[Colin Baird finally picks the foreign object up, and it appears to be a. . .screwdriver! As Baird gets the screwdriver, he rams it into the forehead of Bronx, and he rapidly begins to drive it around his face until he opens up a wound. As the referee sees all of this go down, he calls for back-up to restore peace, and as three extra referees and three security guards come down, peace is restored as they only have to take Colin Baird off. As Baird gets off he throws the screwdriver under the ring and shoves the quarters into his pocket. As he does that, he has been shown among the fans on the Global-Tron, and as the fans see him shove the quarters into his pocket, they begin to laugh hysterically. This kind of laughter can not be restored by order, so the referees and security guards go to the backstage area, and await for the match to start. The match starts with Colin Baird in the ring and Bronx and Chris Hunter on the outside of the ring laying on the cold, hard concrete. As soon as the bell has been rung, the referee that is left in the ring begins to start the mandatory ten count. 1. . .Chris Hunter, while he is on the ground shakes his head around to get the jitters out. 2. . .Bronx, while he is on the ground shakes his leg around to get all of the jitters out. At the three count both of the men get up to one knee. At the four count both of the men get to two knees. At the five count both men are on one knee and one foot. At the six count both men are in a crouching position. At the seven count both men are a little higher up then a crouch. At the eight count they're at their medium height. At the nine count they're standing high and mighty, and they both jump into the ring at the same time. Bronx going at Baird, and Chris Hunter going at Bronx. Baird doesn't know what to do as he sees both of the men running in his general direction, and as Bronx spears Baird, Hunter does a falling leg drop to the back of Bronx's neck making his face hit the mat. Chris Hunter definitely has the upper hand. Hunter goes to the top rope going for a diving headbutt on Bronx, but Baird shakes the ropes and Hunter lands pelvis first onto the ropes. As his pelvic area hits the top rope, and he is about to fall Baird catches him with a frontface DDT from the top rope, but it wasn't a super frontface DDT because he wasn't on the top rope with him. As both of the men are down, Bronx rolls over onto Hunter and he goes for the cover. . .1, 2, Colin Baird breaks the count due to a nice elbow drop. As this gets done the two announcer's speak yet again.]

King Royce: This is it, Baird's envious reign on the Television Championship Division shall start now.

Randy Boggs: Now who are you kidding?

King Royce: I'm going to kid you when I knock you out Boggs.

Randy Boggs: Try me!

King Royce: Alright, you asked for it, right after this match, it's on.

[As the last words come echoing out of his mouth, Colin Baird grasps Bronx by the neck, and goes for a neckbreaker, but Bronx reverses it and nails a revers snapmare takeover flipping Colin Baird onto his stomach. As Baird lands on his stomach Chris Hunter gets on top of Colin Baird and locks him in a nice camel clutch. Colin Baird is about to tap out, but Bronx won't let that happen will he? No, he won't. So Bronx drops a knee down onto Baird's head, and he gives Chris Hunter a standing side kick to break the hold. As Bronx does this he drops a pin down on Baird and gets a two count out of the whole dilemma. As Bronx gets up though, he turns around and is met by a hanging suplex by Chris Hunter. As Hunter holds Bronx up high for three seconds, he drops him down hard onto the small of his back, and Bronx feels the intensified move with pain running down his spine. Hunter gets up, and quickly continues on Colin Baird going for a fisherman's suplex, but as he gets him over, as soon as Baird is about to hit the mat, he bridges right before he hits. Colin Baird is in a bridge as he has Chris Hunter's neck in his arms. What is it he is going to do? Colin Baird nails a huge neckbreaker. As he gets up Bronx gets up, and they both tie up, which man will stay down for a little while the two can deck each other? Bronx nails Baird with a quick right, then a left jab to the gut, Baird's wind is knocked out of him as he is hit with a nice axe kick. But that's not where the move ends, he falls down with the move and lands a leg drop. As he does this, he rolls him back over, and attempts a pin, but before he can land one Chris Hunter comes over and rolls Colin Baird out of the ring, and follows along with him. As Baird is out of the ring, Hunter follows along, and Bronx distracts the referee. Chris Hunter rolls under the ring, and as he comes out, he wallops him with a chair. He then finds the screwdriver yet again, and he begins carving a word into Colin Baird's head, the word is Television. He gets to T-E-L-E-V-I-S-I until he sees that Bronx is done with the distracting. He throws the dented chair and the screwdriver back under the ring, and the referee starts the mandatory ten count. As he gets to three, he throws the unconscious Baird into one of the corners as he goes up to Bronx and is ready to battle.]

Randy Boggs: The battle is really starting to heat up here, but what's to happen?

King Royce: What's to happen is Baird getting off the mat.

Randy Boggs: True.

King Royce: Yeah it is, and when he does he'll take Hunter out.

Randy Boggs: Not a chance.

[As the last breath comes through his esophagus and to his cheeks, he breathes his breath, and the match continues. Hunter with a slap to the cheek of Bronx, making a loud thwack type of noise. Bronx then fires back with a European uppercut, and Hunter reels back and he begins to stagger wearily throughout the ring. As Bronx goes in to move for the kill, Hunter fights back and he gives him some sort of sweep and Bronx falls flat to his back. Chris Hunter climbs the top rope and he hits a huge falling headbutt. Both men are on the ground, groggy and tired, but the most tired of them all are Chris Hunter. He was the one stalked by Bronx, but Bronx is getting it back now, as Chris Hunter rolls around a little bit in the ring, he rolls his arm over on top of Bronx and gets a huge ovation from the crowd. 1. . .2. . .near fall for the Television Champion, but it's not as close as we all thought. Bronx is getting back into the swing of things, but does he have enough left to thrive on the win? The answer is yes for the thrive part, but for the win, I don't quite know, do you? Chris Hunter is somewhat pissed off about the counting towards the referee, but he doesn't quite show it, yeah, he does show it. He argues on and on with the referee until the referee has had enough and he is about to throw him out of the whole match-up altogether. As Chris Hunter hears this, he is about to punch the referee out, but Bronx hits a low blow onto Hunter, and Hunter hunches over rather quickly, and as he is hunched over, Bronx hits a huge uranage, and he immediately goes for the cover. 1. . .2. . .Oh no, near fall yet again, what is going to be the fate of this match-up? Bronx gets up pissed off, but doesn't go at the referee, instead he drops a huge legdrop from the top rope, and he connects with the neck of Chris Hunter, and as he does this you see that Colin Baird finally has gotten up.]

King Royce: I told you Baird would be back.

Randy Boggs: Not for long.

King Royce: How so?

Randy Boggs: Bronx is the higher power here.

King Royce: I don't think so.

[As the deafening words come through your television screen, we cut back to the ring where Colin Baird has finally come-to and he goes up to Bronx from behind, somewhat similar to what bronx did to Chris Hunter. But Baird does it with different fashion, without any weapons, just shear strength with a huge German Suplex. There are no counters for these kind of things, but Bronx is not willing to give up, and as Colin Baird sees this he holds onto the suplex, and he turns it into a three suplex combo, and now Bronx does not get up, and as he sees that Chris Hunter is trying to come-to, he moves over to Chris Hunter, and he begins to open up a can of whoop ass on him. Rights lefts, hooks, jabs, everything is going right here for Colin Baird, this might be the high point of the match for him, besides the screwdriver, but who knows, right? He takes off the top turnbuckle of the right corner nearest the announcer's table. As he takes off the turnbuckle, he Irish whips Chris Hunter into the steel bolt in the corner. And he runs from the far side corner and hits a huge running body avalanche. He picks up Chris Hunter in powerslam position, and he drops him face first onto the bolt. His face is bloody and he is only semi-conscious now, and he now focuses on the now just getting up Bronx. As Bronx runs at Colin Baird, Baird gives him a running powerslam. As Bronx is down Baird does a springboard corkscrew moonsault off of the top rope, and Bronx goes down hard yet again. Bronx gets up, now not taking any of Baird's crap, and he hits him with a drop kick. Baird jumps up like a cruiserweight, and gets pummeled down again with a release back suplex. As Baird jumps up again, he gets thrown down on the turnbuckle bolt stomach first knocking the wind out of him and he lands on the outside concrete.]

Randy Boggs: This is it, we're at the descent of this match, and Colin Baird won't be in it.

King Royce: Is that so?

Randy Boggs: Yep, it is so.

King Royce: No it isn't dammit, why do my picks always go wrong?

Randy Boggs: How did it go wrong this time?

[As Chris Hunter lies on the mat, cold blood running down his face, his lip quivering from all of the pain he has gotten inflicted on him. The pain has ran through his whole body, and tears of rage and frustration start to drip from his eyes like a cool, night river. The tears go slow, only two to three come out, but that is enough to start to doubt his man-hood. But nonetheless, he's still in it. Bronx comes over to Chris Hunter, and Hunter, face down on the mat just lays there lifeless, looking like nothing is left in him. Looking like a broken, body of bones, a skeleton if you will. Is that what we should call our television champion? No, it isn't, but that is how it is right now. Bronx picks him up with cold, spastic fingers as the adrenaline starts to kick in. He whips him to the ropes hard, and he comes back with a hard running shoulder tackle. Chris hunter is down on the ground as it looks like he is not going to be back in it, like there is no more hope left. Bronx whips him into the corner with the bolt, but he gets reversed, and he nails the bolt with his own spine. Hunter runs to the other corner, and when he comes back, he misses a huge running body avalanche, and his sternum hits the bolt, could've cracked a few ribs. Bronx comes running back looking to do something, but Chris Hunter moves and Bronx nails the bolt from the turnbuckle. Both men are downed now from the turnbuckle, but Bronx is the one that looks in the best shape, but it doesn't matter as Chris hunter is already getting up. Weary and hurt, Hunter doesn't know what to do. Hunter's seeing with blurry vision now, and as Bronx gets up, he misses with a right hook, and as Bronx tries his finisher, it doesn't work as Chris Hunter gives him a drop toe hold and a quick elbow to the spine. As Bronx is down holding his spine, Hunter goes to the top rope and hits a huge diving headbutt. Bronx lays there lifeless as Hunter goes to his legs. Hunter's eyes are filled with blood, but the submission ist he is, he locks his special move in, The Silent and waits for Bronx to tap. Suddenly, Ricky Hunter dashes down teh ramp, and slides into the ring. with a steel chair and bashes Chris in the back of the head with it! The ref calls for the bell!!.]

King Royce: DQ! DQ! DQ!

Randy Boggs: Ricky Hunter just whacked Chris in the back of the head with a steel chair, drawing the DQ!

[Colin slides into the ring and pushes Ricky. Ricky pushes him back, and they get into a fist fight. Chris rolls out of the ring as Bronx gets to his feet. He clotheslines Ricky out of the ring, then smacks Colin with the steel chair. Chris slowly walks to the back as Bronx shouts at him. Chris goes through the curtains, as Colin gets back up. Bronx nails him with the chair again, as Bronx's music hits.]

RB: Bronx is one pissed off man, King!

KR: I would be too! Lame ass DQ!

RB: I'm sure we haven't seen the last of this war though, King.

KR: Oh definitely not.

[We fade backstage where Chris Hunter is making his way to his locker room. He gets to the door, and is cracked over the head with a barbed wire 2x4 from behind.  As the camera zooms out it see's the former OWA: The Deuce wrestler "Mr. Extreme" Jason Corlett standing with bloody 2x4 in hand.  He's laughing but then begins to speak.]

Jason Corlett:  Hunter the Extreme Games have begun.  Watch your back because I have arrived, and I will be making an EXTREME IMPACT!

[Corlett hits Hunter in the back with the Barbed Wire 2x4 again before walking away.  The cameras fade back to the announce team.]

RB: Jason Corlett has made his pressence known, by nailing Chris Hunter with a barbwire 2x4!!

KR: Now that's EXTREME!

RB: Right.

[The camera cuts to a live shot of the back.  Joz is seen pacing back and forth one of the hall ways looking over his shoulder every few seconds.  He passes back and forth, back and forth, and back and forth.  He passes another coffee table and checks under it for the man in black.  He passes back and forth and passes a closet and opens it looking for the man in black. He paces back and forth past the coffee table again this time however a man in a tan trench coat and matching hat is getting a cup of coffee.  Joz freezes, eyes the man, turns him around to look at his face, sees a ski mask, and begins unloading with rights.  Joz hits a right, then a left, then a right another one, and a third right.  He slams the man in black into the brick hall way wall.  He picks the man in black up, rips off the hat, and then the mask!  Joz stands back puzzled to see it's Kan!]

Kan: I didn't do it!

[Kan takes the hesitation to kick Joz below the belt, then slam him into the wall.  Kan hooks Joz up, and then hits a hammerlock suplex through the coffee table.  Kan stands up and over Joz.]

Kan: Sorry Joz.  I guess sneaking around in masks is more your schtick huh?  Oh well, at least I didn't sneak into the match where I take the GFWA title, right? I told you I'd be beating on you all night, and now I'm telling you I'll be seeing you real REAL soon!

[Kan steps over the fallen Joz, and strides down the hall, as the cameras cut back to the arena.]

RB: Kan attacks Joz, for what apparently is the third time!

KR: Kan has the upperhand now going into the main event.

RB: Sure does, King.

KR: Kan was my pick from the get go anyway.

RB: Well, now it's time for the Jr. Title match, and it should be awesome!

"Rockin'" Johnny Street vs. Jay D
[Super Jr. Title Match]

["Quitter" by Eminem featuring D-12 starts to play, as the fans begin to boo. Through the curtains walks Jay D, the challenger, and he poses at the top of the ramp. He slowly walks towards the ring, as the fans continue to boo him. Jay D jumps into the ring as "Quitter" fades out and "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits. The Jr. Champion, Johnny Street, steps through the curtains, and stands at the top of the ramp, as the fans boo, while a few others cheer out of respect for him. He heads to the ring, shining up his title all the way. He stops inches from the ring and turns his back to Jay D. He poses for the fans, allowing Jay D to hit a baseball slide on Street. Street tumbles forward, and Jay D slides out of the ring. Jay grabs Street, but gets popped in the chin with the Jr. Title! Street grabs Jay and slams him into the guardrail! Street rolls Jay into the ring and the bell sounds. Street slides into the ring and whips Jay to the ropes. Beautiful dropkick by Street! Jay rolls out of the ring. Street runs to the ropes, and nails Jay with a tope!!]

RB: Jay D had the early advantage, but a quick belt shot turned the tides.

KR: That'll always do that.

[Street whips Jay to the guardrail, and Jay flips over and into the crowd! Street walks over and grabs Jay. Street with a suplex on Jay, no, Jay slips out, and picks Street up for a back suplex. Jay spins around, and dumps Street over the railing and onto the concrete!! Jay leaps onto the guardrail and nails Street with a missle dropkick! Jay with a snap suplex on Street on the concrete!! Street is lifted to his feet, and Jay hits a standing dropkick. Street falls against the railing, and Jay charges. Street ducks and flips Jay over the railing! Jay lands on his feet, and hiptosses Street over the railing! Street back to his feet, and Jay takes him down with a big clothesline! Jay picks up Street and slams his head into the announce table! Street's head bounces off the table once again, and Jay rolls him into the ring. Jay climbs onto the apron, and hits a slingshot senton!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!]

RB: That was a close one, King!

KR: Sure was.

[Jay picks up Street and Jay connects with two rights, and whips Street into the corner. Jay charges in, and Street flips Jay up and over the top rope. Jay lands on the apron however, and hits a springboard head scissors takedown on Street to get back in. Street is immediately back to his feet, and Jay hits a hurricanranna rollup!! 1... 2... Street reverses the pin and has Jay covered! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Jay rolls through, and lifts Street up and slams him down with a big powerbomb! 1... 2... kick out!! Jay grabs Street by the hair and whips him to the ropes. Jay takes him down with a back elbow! Jay off the ropes, and drops an elbow! 1... 2.. kick out! Jay back up and whips Street into the corner. Jay charges in and hits the dropkick! Street stumbles out of the corner, and Jay jumps to the top rope. Jay goes for the top rope bulldog, and nails it!! Jay doesn't go for the cover, and climbs back up top. Street is slow to his feet, and stumbles around. Jay leaps off with a Missle dropkick!! Street moves!!! Street with the Texas Cloverleaf!!! Jay D makes the ropes!!!!]

RB: Man, Jay went to the well once too often, and almost was made to tap!

KR: Street pulled that one out of his ass, I know that much.

[Street stumbles around again, but grabs Jay by the head. Street with a knife-edged chop, but Jay answers back with one of his own, and throws Street into the corner. Jay unloads with some stiff ass knife-edged chops, as the crowd "Whoos!" along with each one. Jay climbs to the middle turnbuckle and grabs Street by the head. Tornado DDT by Jay!!! NO!! Street pushes Jay off!! Street hits the Oklahoma Roll!!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Street scoops up Jay and slams him to the mat. Street goes to the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Street misses the legdrop!! Street is up soon though, and Jay kicks him in the gut. Jay with a delayed vertical suplex!! Jay with the lateral press... 1.... 2.. kick out!!! Street is whipped to the ropes, and Jay hits a back body drop! Street back up, and swings at Jay! Jay ducks and hits the neckbreaker!!! 1... 2.... kick out!!!! Jay picks up Street and whips him to the ropes. Jay with a leg lariat and Street tumbles to the outside!!]

RB: Things are about to pick up now, King!

KR: High flying action at it's best!!

[Jay D runs to the corner, runs up and leaps out onto Street with a cross body block!! Jay back up and onto the apron! Asai moonsault on Street!!!! Jay lays Street across the announce table, and slides back into the ring. He runs to the ropes, leaps onto the top rope, springboards off and Street moves!! Jay hit a springboard guillotine legdrop onto the announce table!!! Jay is in some major pain! Street regains his composure and rolls Jay into the ring. Street leans on the apron to catch his breath. He finally pulls himself onto the apron, and Jay kicks him in the gut. Jay holds the back of his leg, then sucks it up and hits a sunset flip powerbomb on Street onto the concrete!!! Both men are down.]

RB: What an awesome move by Jay D!

KR: Yeah, but he's still suffering the affects of missing that springboard legdrop through the Spanish announce table.

[Jay is the first to his feet and starts to limp around. He walks over and grabs Street by the hair and rolls him into the ring. Jay limps around a bit and shakes his leg to get the pain out. Jay rolls into the ring, and grabs Street by the hair again. Small package by Street! 1... 2.. kick out!! Jay knees Street in the face upon getting to his feet. Jay grabs Street and whips him to the ropes. Street slides between Jay's legs and dropkicks Jay in his injured knee!! Street hits a waistlock suplex! 1.... 2.. kick out!!! Street picks up Jay and whips him to the ropes. Drop toe hold by Street and into the STF!!! Jay powers out, and Street goes right into the bow and arrow submission!! Jay powers out of that, and Street hits a big belly to back suplex!!! 1..... 2.... th... kick out!!! Street whips Jay to the ropes and hits the spinning heel kick!! Street goes up top, Jay gets to his feet, and jumps into the ropes!! Street gets crotched on the top turnbuckle, and Jay climbs up. Jay sets up for a superplex, but Street punches away. Top Rope DVD by the Jr. Champion!!!! Street slowly makes the cover! 1..... 2.... thre.... kick out!!!!]

RB: My god, what a move!!!

KR: Just awesome, but it wasn't enough to put Jay D away!

[Street picks up Jay and hits a big brainbuster!!! 1... .2.... kick out!!! Street lifts Jay up for another brainbuster, but Jay flips out, and hits a german suplex!! Jay hits another one!! Jay follows up for a third german suplex and both men are down!!! Both men get to their feet, and Jay charges at Street. Jay ducks Street's clothesline, and hits the bulldog clothesline!!! Both men back up, and Jay hits the spinebuster!!! Jay with a lionsault!! 1... 2... kick out!!! Jay picks up Street, and whips him to the ropes. Street ducks the back hand, but runs into the Sky High Powerbomb!!!! 1..... 2.... thre... kick out!!!!! Jay picks up Street and whips him to the ropes. Jay ducks his head, and Street gets the sunset flip!! 1.... 2.... kick out!!! Jay rolls out and grabs Street's leg as he's still on the mat, and slingshots him into the corner! Street jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, and leaps off with a crossbody! Jay catches him and hits the fall away slam!!! Jay goes up top, and nails the missle dropkick!!!! Street sets up for the Death Claw[sharpshooter], but Street kicks Jay off. Jay comes back at Street and runs into a belly to belly suplex!! Street runs to the corner, and goes for the Rocker[springboard moonsault]!! Jay gets the knees up!!!! Jay with the Death Claw attempt again!!! No, Street rolls him up!!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!]

RB: Johnny Street has retained the Jr. Title!!!

KR: But just barely!! Jay D could have one this, but Street just used his experience to outsmart him!

RB: But an awesome match nontheless!

KR: Yes it was, and expect a return match for Jay D in the VERY near future.

[The Camera Fades to the back stage area and you can see a door with "Sean Jones" on it. Then a man wearing a GFWA Staff shirt walks into the cameras view. The man knocks on the door and Sean Jones answers it. The man starts to speak.]

Man: Mr. Jones , Max said he had a job for you and he wants to see you right away.

Sean Jones: Thanks.

[Sean leaves and the man snickers and then leaves with the door to Sean Jones dressing room wide open. Then you can see Ricky Hunter come into the cameras view. Hunter pushes the door open more and walks inside. You can see two chairs and a TV. Hunter looks down at one of the chairs and sees the Extreme Title there. Hunter rubs his hands together and then picks up the title. Hunter walks out and as soon as he sees Sean Jones walking back. Hunter sees him and runs off. Sean Jones gives chase because he saw Hunter come out of his dressing room. Hunter runs to the parking lot and gets in a car and drives off. Sean Jones goes to his car but sees all four tires are flat. Sean kicks the car and then starts to hold his foot.]

RB: Ricky Hunter just stole the Extreme Title from Sean Jones!!

KR: Oh, first he screws over the TV Title match, and now he's messing with the Extreme Title!

RB: He's begging for an ass-kickin'!

[The cameras cut out to the "I Kan" Express, where Kan and Erika are sitting and just waiting for the main event. Suddenly, they hear something hit the roof of the bus. They both look up, and then at each other. They shrug their shoulders, and go back to what they were doing. Kan is lacing up his boots, and Erika grabs both of the World Titles. Kan gets up and follows Erika to the front of the bus. The driver opens the door, and they step off. The quickly come to a halt, as Mayhem, Inc. minus Misfit are standing there. Kan then stands in front of Erika, and Mayhem, Inc. jumps him. They slam him against the bus, and stomp the hell out of him on the ground. Angelica Dawson stands in front of Erika, then slaps her! Then, they all back away, and disappear from sight. Erika gets to Kan's side, and helps him to his feet. Kan regains his composure, then Misfit leaps off the roof of the top of the bus and nails Kan with a big splash!! Misfit regains his own composure and gets in Erika's face. She has a look of fear on her face, as Misfit just smiles. He lifts his hand up to slap, her, and she just awaits the blow. Misfit, just pushes her down onto Kan, and walks away laughing. Misfit joins up with Mayhem, Inc. just outside the arena doors, nad they walk in. We fade back into the arena.]

RB: Misfit and Mayhem, Inc. has attacked again!!! This time Kan and Erika!

KR: I want more Erika-Angelica action!!

RB: Only you would.

KR: Homo.

RB: Fuck off. It's time for the unification of the Danger and US Title belts, to make the Omega Title.

Payne vs. Syn
Omega Title[Unified US and Danger titles] Match

["God of the Mind" by Disturbed kicks up, and through the curtain walks Syn, with the OWA Danger Championship around his waist. The boos come in loud and clear and Syn walks to the ring. Syn walks around the Omega Title, inside the glass case at ringside, before sliding into the ring. His music fades out as "Pain" by 2pac hits. Payne steps through the curtains, and rushes to the ring. He slides in and immediately starts to duke it out with Syn! The ref calls for the bell. Payne and Syn tumble through the ropes and to the outside. They continue to pummel each other with rights. They get to their feet and continue to hammer away at each other. Payne finally gets in a knee to Syn's gut and whips him into the ring steps! Syn stumbles away from the steps, and walks into a Payne samoan drop! Payne grabs Syn and whips him into the steps again! Syn jumps over the steps this time, but gets hit with a flying clothesline from Payne, who came off the steps! Payne picks up Syn and rolls him into the ring. Payne climbs in, and nails Syn with a big right. Payne whips Syn to the ropes, and gives Payne the big back body drop! Syn back up and gets clotheslined back out of the ring!! Payne hits the slingshot cross body block onto Syn!!!]

RB: Big high-flying move by the big man, Payne!

KR: Very impressive!

[Payne grabs Syn by the head and rams him into the guardrail. Payne picks up Syn and drops him across the guardrail! Payne with a Russian legsweep on Syn into the guardrail!! Payne picks up Syn, and rams him into the ring apron! Payne with a belly to belly suplex on the concrete! Payne climbs onto the ring apron, and starts to run across. Payne hits the elbow off the apron onto Syn!! Payne picks up Syn and rolls him back into the ring. Payne climbs in, and grabs Syn by the head. Syn nails Payne in the stomach with several rights, but Payne stops that with a knee to the face! Payne with a delayed vertical suplex on Syn!! 1... 2... kick out! Payne picks up Syn and whips him to the ropes. Flapjack by Payne! Payne slingshots Syn into the corner, and nails a big clothesline!! Payne lifts Syn up and onto the top turnbuckle. Payne with the superplex on Syn!! 1.... 2..... kick out!! Payne picks Syn up again and hits another superplex!! Payne goes to roll over onto Syn, but Syn hooks his legs! 1.... 2... kick out!! Payne with a big boot to knock Syn back down!!! Payne picks up Syn and sets up for the Running Liger Bomb!! Syn reverses with a hurricanranna rollup!! 1.... 2.. kick out! Syn goes for another hurricanranna, but Payne counters with a sitout powerbomb!!! 1... 2... thr... kick out!!!]

RB: I thought Payne had it that time!!

KR: Syn is a very resilient wrestler.

[Payne picks up Syn, glares at the ref, then whips him to the ropes. Syn ducks the clothesline, ducks the backhand, and hits the dropkick to the knees!!! Syn dropkicks him in the knees again! Chop block by Syn!! Dragon screw legwhip and into the Sharpshooter by Syn!!!! Payne makes the ropes!!! Payne gets taken down with a drop toe hold! Ankle lock by Syn!!! Payne makes the ropes again!! Payne reverses the irish whip, and lowers his head. Syn flips over Payne, and chop blocks him again! Figure Four leglock by Syn!!! Payne makes the ropes!! Syn pulls Payne back to the center of the ring, and locks it on again!! Payne reaches the ropes again!! Syn pulls Payne back to the center of the ring, and Payne sneaks in a small package!!! 1... 2... kick out!!!! Syn goes to dropkick Payne in the knees again, but Payne lifts his leg up, and hits a back suplex!! 1... 2... kick out!! Payne whips Syn to the ropes, and drives his knee into Syn's stomach, hurting his own knee! Payne stumbles around, and grabs Syn. Syn is whipped to the ropes, and Payne kicks Syn in the gut. Payne hobbles around, then runs to the ropes. Payne goes for the fameasser, but Syn moves, and Payne hits the canvas hard. Syn dropkicks Payne in the face!! 1... 2... kick out!!! Syn with the single leg leglock, but Payne reaches the ropes. Syn pulls Payne from the ropes, but Payne gets to his feet, or foot. Payne connects with an enziguri!! Payne gets to his feet and goes to the ropes. Syn trips him up, and rolls it into the single leg Boston crab!!!! Payne powers out of the hold. Syn goes to the ropes, and Payne takes him down witha big boot!! Payne used his bad leg though, and falls to the ground. He rolls to the outside, and tries to shake out the pain. Here comes Chaos!! He nails Syn from behind with a steel chair, as the ref checks on Payne!!]

RB: Syn is doing a number on Payne's leg!

KR: Yeah, and Payne keeps coming back, but doing so by using his bad leg. The dumbass.

RB: Chaos just attacked Syn!

KR: Uh, that felt out of place.

[Syn shakes the cobwebs out, and goes for the suicide dive!! He nails it, and Payne goes tumbling over the announce table and into King Royce's lap!! Syn slides back into the ring, and climbs up top. Syn comes off with a suicide senton!!! Payne moves, and Syn nails King Royce!!! Syn quickly stops giving a shit about King's well being, and turns back to Payne. Payne catches Syn's superkick attempt, and spins Syn around. Payne suplexes Syn!! No, Syn spins out, and goes for the X-Rated[superkick], but Payne ducks, and Syn nails King again!! Syn turns around and is nailed with Payne's own superkick!!! Syn is lifted up and tossed back into the ring. Payne shakes hte pain from his leg and climbs onto the ring arpon. Syn is over and tries to suplex Payne back into the ring. Payne blocks, then lifts Syn into the air. Payne jumps off the apron, and drops Syn's neck across the top rope!! Payne shakes the pain away again, and climbs back onto the apron. Syn hits the springboard dropkick, almost knocking Payne off the apron. Payne gets back up, and Syn goes for a springboard hurricanranna on Payne!! Payne catches Syn, and counters by Powerbombing Syn on the concrete!!!!!]

RB: Jesus! What a move!!

KR: Syn's out cold!

[Payne picks up Syn and rolls him into the ring. Payne slides in and covers Syn. 1.... 2..... thre... foot on the bottom rope!! Payne can't believe it!! Payne whips Syn to the ropes, and Payne lifts him up for the Final Prayer[press slam]!!! Syn wiggles out, and hits the Blood Syn[diving reverse DDT] all in one motion!!! But he can't capitalize!!! Syn finally rolls over, and covers Payne! 1..... 2...... thre... kick out!!!!!!! Syn can't believe it! He goes up top, and attempts the Synton[senton bomb]!! He misses!!!!! Payne lifts up Syn and goes for the Crucifixion[crucifix powerbomb]!!! Syn slips out, and jumps to the top rope! Corkscrew cross body block by Syn!!! 1... 2.... kick out!!! Syn whips Payne to the ropes, and ducks the clothesline! Syn attempts a dropkick, but Payne hangs onto the ropes!! Payne lifts Syn up, and hits the Crucifixion!!!! Syn rolls out of the ring though, after impact!! Payne climbs out of the ring, and rolls Syn back in. Payne holds his leg, shakes it, then climbs back in. He covers Syn. 1.... 2... thre.... KICK OUT!!! Syn kicked out!!]

RB: How the hell did he kick out of that!?

KR: I don't know, but he did!

[Payne picks up Syn for another Crucifixion, but Syn rolls forward, and in front of Payne, and hits a Northern Lights Suplex!!! 1... 2... kick out!!! Syn sets up for another Northern Lights Suplex, but Payne blocks and DDTs Syn! 1.... 2... kick out!!! Syn is whipped to the ropes, and flips out of the back body drop! Syn then walks into the inverted atomic drop! Syn hobbles around, and Payne hits the atomic drop!! Payne with an overhead german suplex!! 1..... 2.... kick out!!! Payne lifts up Syn, and goes for ANOTHER Crucifixion! Syn counters with a backslide! 1... 2... kick out!! Paynes goes for a clothesline, but Syn ducks, and nails the X-Rated[superkick] again!!! Syn goes up top, and goes for the Synton!!!! Payne pushes the ref into the ropes, crotching Syn!!! Payne slowly walks over and climbs to the rope rope. Payne with a big chokeslam off the top rope and to the canvas!!!! 1.... 2..... kick out!!!! Payne can't believe it! Payne picks up Syn and sets up for ANOTHER Crucifixion!!! He goes for it and hits a Running Crucifixion!!!! Payne doesn't go for the cover, however, and sets up for ANOTHER Crucifixion!!!! Syn hooks his legs on the top rope, then pushes off. He spins around 180 degrees, and lifts Payne up for the Crucifixion!!! Syn nails it!!!!! He slowly makes the cover!!! 1..... 2..... thre..... kick out!!!! Payne kicked out of his own move! Syn picks up Payne and goes for the Blood Syn again, but Payne powers Syn up into tombstone position!! Syn starts to kick, and counters back into the Blood Syn!!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!]

RB: Syn has won the Omega Championship!!!

KR: I can't believe it, he beat Payne!!

RB: Just unbelievable!!

[Syn collapses to the canvas though, as the ref gets the Omega Title and brings it into the ring. He walks over to Syn when ahuge "cherrypicker" (motorized ladder or "genie lift") drives through the curtains, being driven by J.J. $tudd.]

Royce: It's $tudd! What the hell is he doing?

[J.J. drives the cherry picker to the edge of the ring and climbs out of the carrier. Syn and Payne come to their feet inside the ring while J.J. reaches underneath the ring and grabs a stack of tables. J.J. loads the tables into the carrier, and starts to stack them on top of each other, higher and higher, until J.J. is 5 tables high in the air! J.J. lowers the carrier and climbs back out as Syn lifts the Omega Title high into the air, and Payne pulls himself up in the corner. J.J. pulls Payne out and starts to pummel him while Syn runs out of the ring towards J.J. and Payne. J.J. whips Payne hard into the carrier, sending Payne up and over landing inside. Syn runs at J.J. at full force, but J.J. slides out of the way, causing Syn to hit the carrier hard. The impact sends some of Syn's teeth into the crowd!]

Royce: Talk about chomping at the bit..this is too much!

[J.J. grabs a chair from the aisle and begins to pound on Payne and Syn without mercy, as the blood squorts all over the fans in the first few rows! J.J. throws Syn over the carrier, and as Syn lands inside next to Payne, J.J. jumps in the carrier and the motor starts to move as the carier ascends upwards, table by table. J.J. stops the movement of the carrier and leans Payne and Syn over the carrier, about six feet over the highest table.]

Boggs: He's going to kill them!

Royce: No, he's just playing human Jenga!

[J.J. raises his arms in the air as the crowd is deafening with disapproval. J.J. smiles and dropkicks both of them, connecting perfectly. Payne and Syn tumble over the side of the carrier and punge onto the first table, which collapses like a twig onto the other tables! One by one the tables snap along with Payne and Syn's bones as they plummet to the concrete!]

Boggs: Oh Lord..ther'ye dead! We've just witnessed death on another PPV!

Royce: They're not dead, Boggs! But after tonight, they probably wish they would be!

[J.J. lowers the carrier to the ground, as the crowd stands slient, as the paramedics and security rush to lift the rubble off of the motionless bodies. The paramedics start CPR on both of the men, and lift them onto stretchers immediately. As they are rushed to the back and loaded into the ambulance, J.J. grabs a microphone and screams at the crowd.]

J.J.: See? You see what happens when you put me in a foul mood? Now maybe you'll think twice about treating me like a f*cking joke! Do you know who I am? I'm the most cunning, calculated, and controversial specimen in the GFWA! I'm a former champion! But I come to this cesppol of a company, and I can't even get a match! Max Danger doesn't even think high enough of me to put me in the ring. So, if I can't earn the respect I deserve..I'll force you to respect me! What do you think of me now, Danger??? Believe me, it's only the beginning. I'll have this place fold quicker than ECW without TV! You all will learn who I am...and why you don't toy with me. By the way, the pleasure's all yours!

[J.J. climbs out of the ring, and heads to the back.]

RB: Jesus christ, what has JJ done!?

KR: Completely destroy Payne and Syn, while basically challenging Danger to put him in the ring.

RB: We haven't seen JJ in action since the OWA Title match a couple months ago, so he's long over due for a match.

KR: But we'll see if Danger puts him in one.

[The cameras cut backstage, where Dexter comes rushing through the back doors in his street clothes. He's stopped by Ronnine Johnson.]

RJ: Dexter! Dexter! You're match is next, but you just arrived! Where have you been?

Dexter: That bastard Danger cancelled my flight! But he's not getting out of this match! Danger's ass is mine!!

[Dexter rushes past RJ, as we return to the arena, where "Born of a Broken Man" kicks up and out walks Max Danger. The boos are instantaneous, as Max struts to the ring with a big smile on his face. He slides into the ring, and grabs a mic.]

Max Danger: Well, well, well, it looks as if good ole Dexter isn't going to show up tonight. Guess we'll have to cancel the steel cage match.

[The crowd boos.]

Danger: Oh calm down now. You all know that I was going to kick his ass all over the damn cage anyway.

[The boos grow louder.]

Danger: Now Dexter, since you see fit to just not show up for a major PPV, I have to do the right thing. I have to fire you. Dexter, you brought it upon yourself. You have FIVE seconds to get here, or you'll be out of a job. 5..... 4..... 3..... .2.... 1....

Dexter vs. Max Danger
[Steel Cage Match]

["Basket Case" by Green Day kicks up and Dexter comes running out. The steel cage starts to lower, as Max tosses the mic aside, and starts to run out. The cage is down and he runs right into it. Dexter jumps through the door, and grabs Danger from behind. Dexter slams Danger into the steel cage as the ref locks the door and the bell sounds. Dexter rubs Danger's face across the steel, busting him open!! Dexter whips Danger to the ropes, and lifts him up over his head! Dexter tosses Danger into the cage!!! Dexter picks Danger up and rams him into the cage again!! Dexter does it again!!! Danger is pouring blood all over the place. Dexter has the ref open the door, and leans his head out, when the same half-clown faced, half-normal faced man returns! He slams the door into Dexter's head and climbs into the ring with a steel chair!!]

RB: He's back!!!

KR: And he's helping Danger out!!

[The clown, let's call him, picks up the chair and nails Dexter with it!!! He does it again!! The clown grabs Danger and starts to drag him towards the door. The crowd is booing at the top of their lungs. The clown climbs out of the door, and starts to pull Danger through. Dexter is back up, and pulls Danger back in!! The clown jumps into the ring, and walks into a chairshot from Dexter!! Dexter grabs the clown and tosses him through the door! The ref locks it back up, as Dexter opens up the chair and sits it in the middle of the ring. Flatliner by Dexter onto the chair!!! Jumping middle rope tombstone by Dexter onto the chair!!! Super powerbomb by Dexter onto the chair!!! Danger is out cold!! Dexter picks Danger up and carries him to the top of the cage!!! Holy shit chant starts up after Dexter hits a brainbuster off the top of the cage and onto the chair!!! Dexter spits on Danger, and walks through the door!!]

RB: Dexter completely destroyed Danger!!

KR: Oh boy, he's going to have hell to pay now!!!

RB: That is, if Danger ever gets up!!!

["Basket Case" starts to play as the fans go crazy. Medics come running to the ring to check on Danger, as Dexter walks to the back to a standing ovation. The scene swtiches to the backstage area, where Sean Jones is walking all by himself. He heads around a corner you then see Misfit bump right into Sean.]

Boggs: This was an accident waiting to happen.

Royce: Oh hell yeah!!  Bloodshed!!!  I want Bloodshed!

[They stare each other down Sean breaks the silence.]

Sean: You think your eXtreme huh? Well chew on this bitch!

[Just then Devilz Messenger connects with chair to the head of Misfit and Misfit falls to a heap on the ground as Devilz Messenger, Hellz Angel, and Sean Jones all stomp away at Misfit, as the scene shifts back to the arena.]

RB: I guess Devilz Darkside were the men he was talking to earlier.

KR: I guess so.

[We are then shown highlights of the Japan Air-Devilz Darkside feud, that goes WAAAAY back to the reopening of the GFWA in late 2000.]

RB: Japan Air and Devilz Darkside are the two most dominate tag teams in the GFWA's history, as that video package just showed.

KR: Yeah, and Japan Air has a slight advantage in the win department, but everyone considers Devilz Darkside to be the exact equal, although there is an obvious size difference.

RB: And tonight, there is going to be a strange twist to the feud, as both teams have been split up, and will face each other for the Tag Team Titles.

KR: That will be most interesting.

[The crowd in anticipation of what is to happen next when all of a sudden "Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX blasts over arena as Sean Jones comes from behind the curtains with his trusty lead pipe in hand followed by Devilz Darkside. Hellz Angel carries a knocked out Misfit over his shoulders. The crowd boo's as Sean and Devilz Darkside make their way up the aisle, Misfit looks to be in and out of conscience. Sean hops into the ring. Hellz Angel rolls Misfit into the ring and Sean rolls him to the middle as Devilz Darkside gets in the ring. They all begin to stomp him again for a good 30 seconds then pick him up and tie him up in the ropes. Sean gets a mic.]

Boggs: This is utterly despictable the way Sean Jones is torturing Misfit.

Royce: Bloodshed!!! I want my Bloodshed!!

[Sean begins to speak once the booing has subsided.]

Sean: LOOK AT YOUR HERO NOW!!! I SAID LOOK AT HIM!!

RB: I didn't know he was anyone's hero, but whatever.

KR: Yeah, Jones is confusing Misfit with someone the fans like, but I guess after those attacks he's a little confused.

[Crowd boo's, Sean takes the leadpipe and nails Misfit right in the stomach as he pukes a little blood out, Devilz Darkside just smile with an evil smile on their face, the scene then switches back to the Misfit's lockerroom door which has been blocked off by a forklift.]

Sean: Misfit, Mr. eXtreme, well buddy look at me and look at you, I have the eXtreme belt and you don't. But hell you probably don't care. But bums like you make me sick...thinking you can savagely attack me 3 on 1, no it ain't gonna happen see Misfit I've worked hard in this federation and you know as well as I do that this belt will be mine, no doubt about it. You think you're eXtreme don't you?

RB: AGain, he's confused, because Ricky Hunter stole the belt.

KR: Yep, but it's still an effective promo or whatever.

[Takes his lead pipe and connects with the side of Misfit's head causing him to be unconscience.]

Sean: Yeah that's what I thought. You know what Misfit I've sat around watching you make everybody think your somebody here in the GFWA, but actually Misfit your a nobody. Haven't I made that clear enough? All you are is just one of my victims.

[Sean gets in Misfits face as he is a little bit conscience, the booing is enormous, Sean gets out of his face.]

Sean: SHUT UP!!!

[Gets right in Misfit's face and looks him square in the eye.]

Sean: Misfit I win....I win by any means necessary!

[Sean pulls out a handkerchief** Sean: Wipe yourself off, your bleeding **"Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX blasts back up as Devilz Darkside go to untie him, but Sean tells them to leave him..... The Darkside look at eachother, suprised that they are being told what to do. Misfit climbs out of the ring and starts to walk away when out of nowhere comes Hellz Angel flying from the ring! He lands right on Sean! Jones hits hard and Hellz Angel stands up laughing. Devilz Messenger unties Misfit and revieves him by smaking him around for awhile. Misfit finally wakes up as he sees Sean Jones being rolled into the ring. Hellz Angel picks up the pipe and hands it to misfit. Misfit stands and tries to regain his composure as his head is throbbing. Hellz Angel bends over to tie up Sean.]

Boggs: Oh my god, the Darkside have turned on Sean!

King: This doesn't look good. But why should the Darkside trust Misfit with that pipe!

[Misfit looks around at all the screaming fans that are on their feet. He smiles and looks down at Hellz Angel, who's back is turned. He raises the pipe to the aduidence and they just go even wilder. Misfit takes the pipe in two hands and prepares to bash in Hellz Angel, as he begins to swing the pipe is caught in mid air! Misfit spins around to see who it is! Devilz Messenger stands shaking his finger back and forth smiling at Misfit!]

King: Misfit forgot about Messenger!

Boggs: Oh this isn't going to be pretty!

[Misfit won't let go of the pipe and Devilz Messenger continues to pull away at it. Devilz Messenger takes the pipe by two hands and kicks Misfit in the stomach with autority! Misfit cringes over and releases the pipe. Devliz Messenger looks at it and smiles. He tosses it out of the ring and opts to use his hands instead. He picks up misift and rams his head into the turnbuckel! He throws misfit down next to jones. Hellz Angel stands and takes a mic.]

Hellz Angel: You know what bro. I got a better idea. Go get that pipe, and we'll see who is the better of these two.

Devilz Messenger: I think I know what you have in mind.

[The crowd starts to talk among themselves trying to figure out what is happening. Devilz Messenger retrives the pipe and Hellz ANgel gets done untieing Jones. He then carries Misfit to the other end ring. Devilz Messenger raises the pipe for all to see. He then lays it directly in the middle of the ring. The crowd goes wild as they realize what is going on. Hellz Angel raises his mic.]

Hellz Angel: I know realize how foolish it was to get into your little fight. You two are pathetic and I soon not waiste my time beating the crap out of you two. So, there is the pipe. The way I see it whoever gets it first wins, because the other one is screwed. I really don't care who it is, so knock yourselves out, literally!

[Highway to Hell by ac/dc hits the speakers and Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger leave the arena and exit to the back. The camera cuts back to the arena where Misfit and Sean Jones are inching towards the pipe.]

RB: Who's going to get it first, King!

KR: I dunno, but it's exciting!

[Misfit and Jones are both about three inches from the pipe. They both grab it!! They start a tug of war, and spill out of the ring! They then fall into the crowd, until both men lose the pipe. They then start to pound on each other with rights!! They fight through the crowd and out of sight as we go back to the announcers.]

RB: Well, they are duking it out, King!

KR: Yeah, but without the pipe. What fun is that?

RB: I dunno, but it's time for the Tag Title match!!

Kensihiro Hibiki and Hellz Angel vs. Jubei Iwakura and Devilz Messenger
[Tag Team Title Match]

["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC kicks up again, as Devilz Messenger walks out to massive booing. He gets halfway down the ramp, when "Blue Knife" by Kitty-N hits. Out walks his partner Jubei Iwakura to cheers! He walks to the ring, looking ready for combat. He slides into the ring, where DM is standing, but only makes slight eye contact with him, nothing verbal. They stand in their corner when "Highway to Hell" hits again, and one half of the Tag champs, Hellz Angel walks out. He holds his title high into the air, as the boos surround him. He gets halfway down the aisle, when "Jump" by Southside Rockers kicks up. Out walks his partner and other half of the tag champs, Kensi Hibiki. He walks to the ring to lots of cheers, then slides into the ring with his partner. All four men come to the center of the ring, each staring at their normal tag patners.]

RB: You can feel the tension, King.

KR: Oh this match is going to be something special.

[The ref pushes them apart, and signals for the bell. Hellz Angel and Jubei will be starting out. They circle each other to start. They lock up, and Angel uses his strength to back Jubei in the corner. The ref gets between them, but Angel gets in a cheap shot to the face. Jubei, ducks another right, and gets some stiff kicks to Angel's thigh and ribs! Jubei whips Angel out of the corner, and charges in after him. Angel moves, and Jubei hits the corner hard! Angel lifts him up for a back suplex, but Jubei flips out, and locks him up for a Dragon suplex! Angel counters by just overpowering Jubei, and flipping him over! Angel now his the back suplex! 1... 2... kick out! Angel picks up Jubei, who comes back with some more stiff kicks! A jumping spin kick to Angel's chest knocks him back into the corner! Jubei comes in and unloads on Angel with some more stiff ass kicks to all regions of his body! Jubei backs up, and goes for a superkick, but Angel catches it! He pulls Jubei towards him, and lifts him high above his head!! Angel drops Jubei across the top turnbuckle, then knocks him down with a big boot to the back of his head!! Angel pulls Jubei up by his tights, and drives a forearm into his lower back! Another one sets up the backbreaker!! 1... 2.. kick out!! Angel brings Jubei to his feet, and whips him to the ropes! Tilt-a-whirl slam by Angel!!!! 1.... 2.. kick out!! Angel picks up Jubei, and tags in Kensi! Kensi is in, and is about to hit Jubei, but the fans beg him not to. Kensi quickly tags Angel back in to the delight of the fans.]

RB: Angel is controlling early, but Kensi didn't want to have any part of fighting his would-be tag partner.

KR: But that's the thing, Randy, he's not his tag partner right now!

[Angel just shakes his head, and whips Jubei to the ropes. He ducks Angel's clothesline, and tries a cross body block! Angel catches him, then lifts him up onto his shoulder. Angel hits the running powerslam on Jubei!!! 1... 2... kick out!! Angel picks up Jubei and whips him into the corner. Angel charges in, and Jubei gets the boot up and kicks Angel in the face! Angel backs up and tries it again! This time Jubei drops down and slides out of the ring. He grabs Angel's legs and takes him down! Jubei pulls Angel and rams his crotch into the ring post! Jubei takes Angel's leg and smashes it against the ring post! He does it again!! Jubei slides back into the ring, and drags Angel to the center of the ring! Jubei drives his knee down into Angel's!! Jubei with several elbows to Angel's knee! Jubei kicks away at Angel's knee, then climbs up top. Flying knee drop by Jubei onto Angle's knee!! 1... 2... kick out!! Jubei into a single leg leglock! Angel kicks at Jubei with his free leg and gets out of the hold. Angel up, and walks into a dropkick to his knee from Jubei!! Jubei grabs Angel's leg and legsweeps him down. Figure Four leglock by Jubei!!!! Kensi debates whether or not to get in, then finally does. Jubei breaks the hold and stands toe to toe with Kensi. This allows Angel to roll up Jubei!! 1... 2... kick out!!!]

RB: I thought Kensi and Jubei were going to come to blows, King!

KR: No, even better, Kensi tricked Jubei into thinking he would, and allowed Angel to roll him up. Psychological warfare baby!

[Jubei quickly up and dropkicks Angel in the knee again! Jubei drags Angel to the corner and tags in Devilz Messenger. The crowd starts to cheer loudly in anticipation of these two going at it. DM lifts up Angel, reaches his hand back as to hit Angel, but tags Jubei in instead. Jubei reluctantly gets back in, and kicks at Angel's knee as the crowd boos DM. Jubei whips Angel into the corner, and follows in with a dropkick to his knee! Jubei lifts Angel's leg onto the rope, and starts to kick away! He finishes his kicking with a spin kick to Angel's face! Jubei hits the Tornado DDT on Angel!!!! 1... 2.... kick out!!! Jubei drags Angel to the ropes, and jumps on his knee time and time again!! He does once too often though, as Angel kicks up on the final one, and catches Jubei in the crotch! Jubei hobbles around and tags in DM! DM slowly runs towards Angel, allowing him to tag Kensi in! Kensi flips in and ducks DM's clothesline! Kensi with a dropkick on DM! Kensi with another one that sends him against he ropes. Kensi follows that up by clotheslining DM over the top rope and to the floor! Kensi gets on the apron and nails the springboard moonsault suicida on DM!!! Jubei then gets in the ring and hits the springboard cross body block onto both men!! Angel then climbs to the top rope, and the big man leaps off with a cross body of his own on all three men!!!]

RB: It's Lucha Angel~!

KR: Kickass! A big man who flies, just awesome!!

[Angel rolls Jubei back into the ring, as Kensi climbs up top. Angel hits a backbreaker on Jubei, and holds him there as Kensi climbs up top. The fans begin to boo to try and stop him from coming off with the guillotine legdrop on his would-be partner. He takes just long enough for DM to get back up and push Kensi off the top rope and onto the guardrail!!! DM then climbs up top, and hits a legdrop on Jubei.. his partner!! Angel then slides out of the ring and tosses Kensi back in, who's bleeding from the mouth and holding his neck. DM tosses Jubei out of the ring, and whips Kensi to the ropes. Big time back body drop by DM!!! Powerslam by DM!! Sitdown powerbomb by DM!! Gorilla Press by DM!! Albert Bomb by DM!! Chokeslam by DM!!! DM goes up top again, and hits the flying clothesline!!!! He goes outside and grabs a steel chair!! He goes up top and sets up for the Leap From Hell[skateboard frog splash]!!! He takes too long, and Kensi is able to walk up the ropes and dropkick the chair back into DM's face!! DM falls off the top rope and to the outside, as Kensi falls back into the ring!!]

RB: Desperation move by Kensi!

KR: He needs to tag in Angel, although I don't know if he'll fight with DM.

[Kensi starts to inch towards his corner, as DM comes to on the outside. Kensi is just inches away, as DM slides back into the ring. DM quickly tags in Jubei, who waits for Angel to be tagged in. Kensi stretches his hand out, but Angel jumps off the apron! The crowd starts to boo, as Kensi pulls himself up and looks at Angel on the outside. Jubei sees this and turns to tag in DM, who jumps off the apron, too!!! Jubei and Kensi turn back towards each other, as the fans are on their feet and not wanting these two men to go at it. Jubei and Kensi walk to the center of the ring, and shake hands. They then start to circle each other as their partners look on from the outside. Jubei then charges at Kensi, who charges at Jubei! Jubei ducks Kensi's clothesline, but both men keep running to the corners. Jubei with a suicide dive onto DM!!! Kensi with a suicide dive on Angel!!!! The fans are going crazy!! Kensi is holding his neck as he gets up, and Jubei looks over at him. This gives DM the change to whallop Jubei with a steel chair!!! DM picks up Jubei, and powerbombs him through the announce table!!!]

RB: Holy shit! Jubei and Kensi attacked their own partners, revealing their plan, but now Devilz Darkside has taken over as Jubei was looking over to see if Kensi was alright.

KR: Now, Jubei is lying in a pile of broken wood that was once our announce table!

[Kensi tries to capitalize on his attack on Angel, but is having problems with his neck. Kensi swings at Angel, who ducks, and suplexes Kensi against the guardrail!!! Kensi is lifted up over Angel's head and tossed into the ring where DM and a table await! DM climbs to the top rope, and Angel lifts Kensi up to him. DM sets Kensi into piledriver position, as Angel sets up the table! Spike piledriver through the table on Kensi!!!!! The ref is just throwing this one out! Devilz Darkside toss Kensi out of the ring and onto the back of his neck! They take the tag team titles as "Highway To Hell" starts to play, and they jump to the middle ropes holding the tag titles high into the air. The fans are booing and pelting the demonic duo with trash. They jump out of the ring and head towards the back, as the fans continue to boo and medics come to check on Japan Air.]

RB: My god the carnage!! Jubei has been put through our table, and Kensi was giving a spike piledriver through a table in the ring!!

KR: Kick ass, man! And Devilz Darkside have taken BOTH Tag Titles!

RB: And the fans don't like it one bit.

KR: Too bad, they'll have to get over because by the looks of things, it'll be awhile before Japan Air can do anything about it.

RB: You're right, King. Now let's take a look at what has lead to the main event.

[Footage is shown of the OWA coming to the GFWA and Kan winning the OWA title from Sick Puppy. Joz is then shown winning the title from Chaos in a huge surprise. Kan is then shown of interfering in the Joz-Dexter match and claiming to be the "real" World Champion. The Joz/Dexter-Kan/Danger tag match is shown, with Kan locking the Kan Opener on Joz and not letting go, and to Kan's backstage attacks on Joz tonight.]

RB: This is going to be a war tonight, King, as Joz and Kan unify the World Titles!

KR: Kan all the way, baby!

RB: He has the advantage, with having attacked Joz three times tonight, but Kan also feel victim to a Mayhem, Inc. attack.

KR: That's true, but Kan is the man, so he's got it all wrapped up.

[The cameras cut backstage where Sean Jones is shown with a huge smile on his face and a steel pipe in his hand. The cameras pan back ot show an unconscious Misfit laying on a stretcher as medics wheel him towards an ambulance.]

Sean Jones: Misfit, you thought you had me. But without the Mayhem, Inc. to watch your back, you're nothing! Now you know exactly what eXtreme is! Enjoy your stay in the hospital... if you make it out alive!

[Sean Jones begins to laugh as Misfit is loaded into the ambulance and the cameras cut back to the arena.]

RB: Sean Jones finally got the better of Misfit. Their fight spilled backstage, and Jones apparently got ahold of another pipe, and went to town on Misfit.

KR: I never thought I'd see Misfit being carted off on a stretcher, but it has happened.

RB: Yes it has, and now it's time for our main event!

[Prince Charming hits the loud speakers, and instantaniously the crowd erupts with 'No U Kan't!' They drowned out the entrance music and nearly white out the camera view as the barrage of mostly empty cups lay seige to the entrance ramp. No one comes out though.  The fans continue the chant but start to run out of ammo!  As the down pour subsides our KandyCouple steps out onto ramp.  Kan stands there first wearing the OWA heavy weight title, then out from behind the curtains Erika takes her place at his side wearing the GFWA title around her waist.  The crowd is as load as ever, but our true and rightious champion stands unfazed.  Together with his fiance they make their way to the ring.  Kan slides under the bottom rope as Erika climbs the steel steps then through the opened second and bottom rope that Kan provides her with.  She quickly rushes over to the far corner, gets a mic, and meets her, and your, King of Kandyland in the center of the ring.]

Crowd: NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T!!!

Erika: Ladies and Gentlemen it is with great honor that I present to you the first unified champion of the GFWA.  He is the KandleLight Avenger, he is my future husband, he is KAN!

Crowd: NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T!!!

Kan: Ok, beleave what you want, live in denial if you must, but know this.  What I did to Joz already tonight and what I will do to Joz in our match will be to prove to you all just what I kan do.  It's all your fault that he may be a few inches shorter after tonight and they have to fuse a few of his vertibrea in place to repair what the KanOpener and I am about to do to him!

Crowd: NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T! NO U KAN'T!!!

Kan: But you know, I don't know why I'm wasting my time with you simplitons anyway.  Joz listen up.  Now is about the time that I would tell you to make sure you at least tryed to get some of your Joz stink off my GFWA title, but well *Looking at Erika's waist* you havn't even really had enough time to stink up the belt have you?  I mean you stole it from Chaos, then I took it from you and put it on her.  So I guess there really isn't anything else to say, but come on down and take the whooping that I and only I kan give you.

[He tosses the mic out of the ring, hands his OWA title to Erika who then hands them to the ref, before she hurries out of the ring. "God Bless The Dead" by 2pac kicks up as the entire arena explodes! Out walks the GFWA World Champ, Joz. He charges to the ring, and slides in. He ducks the Kan clothesline, bounces off the ropes, and hits a flying forearm! Joz mounts Kan and starts to unload with punches! Joz's irish whip is reversed, but Joz ducks the clotheslines again and spears Kan!! Joz unloads with more punches! Joz picks up Kan and tosses him into the corner! Joz stomps away at Kan before whipping him out of the corner. Kan counters, but Joz reverses that, and hits a Death Valley Driver on Kan!!! Kan rolls out of the ring and into Erika's arms, as Joz is on fire! The fans are going crazy!!]

Jostrodomus vs. Kan
World TItle Unification Match

RB: Joz has come on firing, King, and Kan doesn't know what hit him!

KR: It's all adrenaline, Randy, it'll eventually wear off, and Kan will take over.

[Joz jumps out of the ring, and follows Kan around. Kan rolls back into the ring, and Joz jumps onto the apron. Kan reaches over to get him, but Joz quickly jumps off and pulls Kan out from under the bottom rope. Joz nails him with more rights, then whips him into the ring steps!! Joz whips Kan into the guardrail, and Kan goes flying over it and into the crowd. Joz climbs over the railing and starts to pound on Kan some more with rights! Joz with a suplex on the concrete floor! Joz picks up Kan and tosses him back over the railing! Joz climbs back over, and slams Kan's head into the ring steps! Joz tosses Kan back into the ring and climbs back in himself. Kan to his feet and goes to the ropes. Joz hits a flapjack on Kan! Joz whips Kan to the ropes and takes him down with a back elbow! Joz sets Kan up and hits a vertical suplex! Joz rolls through and hits another vertical suplex!! Joz rolls through and lifts Kan up, only he drops him across the top rope!! Joz with a knee lift, and Kan falls back to the outside!!! Joz climbs onto the apron, and nails Kan with a double ax-handle! Joz picks up Kan and whips him into the ring post!! Kan goes bouncing off and into the guardrail!! Joz clotheslines Kan over the railing again and into the crowd!! Joz climbs back out with Kan, as he tries to get away! Joz clotheslines him from behind and into an old lady! Joz grabs Kan and sends him into a beer vendor! Joz nails Kan in the head with the beer tray!! Kan starts up the steps to get away, but Joz grabs him from behind and suplexes him off the five step!! Joz holds his neck, and rubs it before picking Kan back up. Joz goes to whip Kan into another barrier, but Kan reverses! Joz reverses that, holds onto Kan's arm and pulls him back towards Joz and flips him over and onto some chairs!!! Joz picks up Kan, and whips him into the guardrail! Joz charges at Kan, who ducks at the last second and flips Joz over the railing! Joz somehow lands on his feet, and turns back to Kan. Kan grabs a fan's chair and swings it at Joz. Joz ducks, and Kan nails the camera man! Joz rams Kan's head into the guardrail and suplexes Kan back over the railing. Joz rolls Kan back into the ring, and joins him.]

RB: Man, Joz is just dominating Kan inside and out of the ring!

KR: Yeah, but it's just a fluke.

[Joz with more rights to Kan's face, then whips him to the ropes. Joz with a back body drop on Kan! Joz clotheslines Kan over the top rope and onto the apron! Joz reaches over the ropes to pick up Kan. Kan grabs Joz's head and pulls it down across the top rope! Joz slingshots back and to the canvas. Kan climbs back into the ring, as Joz gets back to his feet. Joz swings at Kan, who ducks and puts Joz down with a big back suplex! Kan rams Joz's head repeatedly into the canvas! Kan picks up Joz and whips him to the ropes. Joz ducks the clothesline, but can't avoid the knee to the face! Joz gets to his feet and Kan hits a swinging neckbreaker! 1... 2... kick out! Kan lifts Joz back up, who starts to come back with some rights. Joz whips Kan to the ropes, but Kan ducks under the clothesline and wraps Joz up about the waist. German suplex by Kan! 1.... 2... kick out!! Kan lifts up Joz, and goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Joz reverses and tries for a the crippler crossface!! Kan counters and puts Kan down with a Death Valley Driver!! 1..... 2.... kick out!! Kan goes right into the side headlock, and cranks away! Joz lifts Kan up and puts him down with a back suplex, but Kan holds onto the headlock! Joz pulls Kan over onto his back. 1... 2... Kan rolls back over. Kan and Joz start to get up, and Joz fires off some elbows to Kan's stomach. Joz tries to go to the ropes, but Kan holds onto his hair and pulls him back into the headlock! Joz powers Kan up and goes for the reverse DVD! Kan flips out though, and DDTs Joz!! 1.... 2... kick out!!!]

RB: Kan is starting to take control of Joz and is really working over his neck!

KR: Told ya.

[Kan gets Joz in the headlock again! This time a front face lock. Joz starts to punch Kan in the stomach, but Kan just knees Joz in the face! Joz musters up the strength to try to flip Kan over, but Kan spins free, and locks on the sleeper!!!! Joz is fading fast, but he's trying to fight it!! Joz runs to the corner, and tries to push off to cover Kan, but Kan lets go of the sleeper, and rolls through Joz's pin attempt, and hits Joz with a Dragon suplex!!! 1..... 2.... kick out!! Joz is lifted to his feet and whipped into the corner. Kan rams Joz's head into the top turnbuckle TWENTY times! Kan sets Joz onto the top turnbuckle, and sets up for the top rope back suplex!! Joz elbows Kan off, then stands on the top! Joz comes off with a double ax-handle, but Kan blocks and hits Joz with an overhead belly to belly release suplex! Joz stumbles to his feet and Joz gets taken back down with a bulldog from Kan! Kan sets Joz onto the top turnbuckle. Kan hits a running neckbreaker onto Joz!! Hangman's neckbreaker follows!! 1... 2.... .thre... kick out!!! Kan picks up Joz and whips him to the ropes. Joz gets put in the sleeper again! Jawbraker by Joz!! Joz goes to the ropes, but Kan kicks him in the stomach and nails Joz with a stunner!!! Joz bounces up off hte canvas and falls into the ropes! He's hung in the ropes!!!]

RB: Oh my god! Joz is caught in the ropes!

KR: YES!! Kan can do whatever the hell he wants now!!

[Kan starts to smile as the fans are booing as loud as they can and screaming for Joz to get out. Kan walk over and Joz kicks him in the stomach. Kan is kicked again. Kan fakes Joz out, and slides to the outside. He climbs back onto the apron and starts to punch away!! Kan then climbs back into the ring and starts to stomp away at Joz as the fans boo the hell out of Kan. Kan stomps his assault to yell at the fans, and when he turns back around, Joz is free and starts to punch away at Kan! Joz has Kan reeling, then runs to the ropes for the final blow! Drop toe hold by Kan, and he goes for the Kan Opener but Joz quickly makes the ropes! Joz is pulled from the ropes and nailed with a Tiger Suplex! 1... 2.... kick out!!! Joz falls over onto his stomach, and Kan locks in the STF!!! Joz is able to get in the ropes however. Kan pulls Joz from the ropes again and hits the picture perfect neckbreaker! 1.... 2... th... kick out!!]

RB: Oh, I thought Kan had him there.

KR: Stupid slow ass ref!!

[Kan lifts Joz up to his feet and hits an european uppercut! Kan whips Joz to the ropes, and takes him down with a back elbow. Kan goes to the middle rope and waits for Joz to get to his feet. Joz slowly gets up and stumbles towards Kan. Blockbuster by Kan!! 1..... 2.... kick out!!! Kan picks up Joz and locks on the side headlock again. Joz counters and goes for the Olympic Slam, Kan's feet take out the ref and the tumbles to the outside!!! Joz nails the Olympic Slam and both men are down along with the ref!!! Kan is the first to his feet. Joz is up next, and he swings at Kan. Kan ducks and goes for a reverse DDT! Joz counters and tries is own!! Kan blocks, counters, and locks in the dragon sleeper!!!! Joz quickly powers up, and spins free and hits Kan with the #1 Stunna[rock bottom]!!!! Joz covers but there's no ref. He looks outside and sees the ref unconscious on the floor. Joz jumps out of the ring and grabs a chair. He waits and waits for Kan to get to his feet. He lifts the chair up, and a second ref takes away the chair!!! Joz turns to see, and when he turns back around, Kan kicks Joz in the stomach and hits the Kan of Slam[pumphandle backbreaker]!!! Both men are down again!! Kan slowly rolls over and covers Joz! 1..... 2..... thre.... kick out!!!!!!]

RB: Holy shit!! Joz kicked out of the Kan of Slam!!!

KR: Impressive.

[Kan gets to his feet and picks up the chair. He waits for Joz to get up, and when he does, he swings at Joz. Joz ducks and Kan nails the ref!!!! Joz nails Kan with the chair, and hits a fisheman's suplex!! No ref!! Joz walks over and tries to wake up both refs, but no dice. Joz picks Kan back up, but Kan takes Joz down and locks on the Kan Opener!! Joz taps after a couple minutes in the hold, but there's no ref!!! Kan keeps the hold on until Joz passes out! Erika tries to wake up the ref on the outside as Kan tries to wake up the second ref. Both slowly start to come to, as Kan rolls Joz over. He covers him, but the refs still aren't up. Kan pulls the original ref into the ring, and pulls the second ref to his feet in the corner. Kan walks over to Joz, who low blows Kan!! Joz goes for the #1 Stunna again, but Kan elbows out!! Sleeper by Kan again!! Joz runs to the ropes, and pushes back, pinning Kan, but Joz's shoulders are down too! Both refs count! 1...... 2....... 3!!!!!! One ref raises Kan's arm and the other raises Joz's arm!]

RB: Who's the champion!?

KR: It's Kan! It's Kan!

RB: Each ref is holding up a different arm!

KR: Kan is the champ, he has to be!!

RB: I think this is a draw, King!

KR: NOOOOO!!

RB: Folks we are out of time, we'll see you on Saturday Rumble!!

[Kan and Joz both have their arms raised as the fans don't know what to do. We fade to black.]

***Special Thanks to Neil, Chiaroscuro, Nate, and Chris Hunter for helping with the results!***