SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3RD, 2001
Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe, Arizona

The cameras fade in from ABC's Movie of the Week, My Best Friend's Wedding, starring the big mouthed Julia Roberts. As the credits roll, the screen is spilt in two. On the right, is the credits, on the left is the GFWA's Y2K1 Meltdown promo. It focuses around the Butcher's World Title victory, his first in his 20-year career, and Chaos' run to get the shot. As that all ends, we go into one big screen as the credits for ABC's movie ends. The GFWA copyright then appears on the screen, then the GFWA logo. That slowly fades out, and we fade into Tempe, Arizona. The sun is setting in the horizon. The Sun Devil Stadium is packed with wild and anxious fans. On the big screen, "Y2K1" starts to flash in and out. It continues to flash in and out, as highlights from the Japan Air-Devilz Darkside Tag Team Title Match from last week's Rumble are shown behind it. We then go into some footage of Tombstone defeated Chiaroscuro in a non-title match, and then into the Butcher World Title win, and Chaos' victory over Joz with Phobia's help. Suddenly, the World Title is shown on the screen. Butcher's picture comes up behind it, and then Chaos' appears just to the left. It stays there a few seconds, before melting away. Suddenly "Y2K1" appears at the top of the screen, and stays there. The word "Meltdown" slowly fades onto the screen, then slowly melts away. The words vanish and the fireworks are set off. They fly high into the air inside and outside of the stadium, and the fans marvel at the impressive display. The cameras pan as the fireworks continue to go off. The thousands of signs are lifted high into the air. One kid loses his from a gust of wind, and starts to cry uncontrollably. His mom quickly slaps him, and he shouts up. The woman behind her sees this, and jumps on the woman. She does so due to "child abuse" and the two women go at it, as the men in attendance cheer them on, hoping for them to kiss or rip each other's clothes off. Security quickly breaks it up, and the men start to pelt them with trash and such. The cameras go away from that area, and focus on the signs. The best ones are, "I thought I was coming to a football game", "Butcher=Lucky Bastard", "Chaos Is A Pussy", and "gWa Fears GFWA". The cameras continue their panning, and you'll notice that the ring is set up in the center of the stadium, with a lot of space between the ring and the "floor" seats. As the cameras are STILL panning, we see two young gets making out. Nothing funny about that, just nice to see two people in love with each other. God, what's with you people, not everything has to be one long story to either humor or disgust you! Anyway, the cameras focus on the kissing awile, until we hear those familiar voices, that we just love to hate.

Randy Boggs: Hello everyone and welcome to the GFWA's first Pay Per View... er.. Free Per View... Y2K1 MELTDOOOOOWN!!!!! We are here live inside the Sun Devil Stadium, home of the Arizona State Sun Devils, in Tempe, Arizona!!!

King Royce: I grew up here.

Boggs: Liar. Hi, I'm your host Randy Boggs, like always, and joining me, again, is King Royce, who did NOT grow up here.

Royce: How do you know?

Boggs: I've been working with you for nearly three years, I know a lot about you.

Royce: Fine, then what's my middle name?

Boggs: Quincy.

Royce: Damn, you're good.

Boggs: I know, and tonight, the GFWA is going to give you the biggest show in recent memory! SEVEN huge matches, with four of the five titles on the line!

Royce: And a bunch of freaky specialty gimmicks for said matches.

Boggs: Yeah, like the Japan Air Tag Team Title defense against Devilz Darkside.

Royce: Darkside are the champs, Randy, they have the belts!

Boggs: That may be so, but Japan Air won the match last week.

Royce: Possession is nine-tenths of the law, bitch!

Boggs: ---------

Royce: Dude, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

Boggs: Just shut up. As I was saying, Japan Air will once again be defending their Tag Team Titles against Devilz Darkside for the FINAL time! This one will be a three out of five falls Tables, Ladders, and Chairs matchup!

Royce: How the hell does that work!?

Boggs: Well, it's pinfall and submission for the first two falls. I mean, if Japan Air gets two pinfalls on Devilz Darkside...

Royce: Hey! Why can't DD get the two pinfalls?

Boggs: Ok, fine, if DD get two pinfalls on Japan Air, then to win the titles, they must climb the twenty-foot ladder and grab the titles.

Royce: So in other words, you must pin you opponent, or make them submit, twice before climbing the ladders for the gold?

Boggs: Exactly.

Royce: Wicked!

Boggs: Indeed. But we also have The Silencas members, Ricky Green and the Light Heavyweight Champion, Sonic Youth, going up against Firestorm. It'll be Firestorm's first tag team match in a long while, and the first time Green or Youth have teamed up. Should be a very exciting matchup.

Royce: I would say so. Four guys who will give it their all, and know how to fly.

Boggs: Plus, Chiaroscuro will defend his Extreme Title against Tombstone in a Stairway to Hell Barbwire Baseball Bat match.

Royce: Tombstone already has one victory over Chiaroscuro last week in a non-title match, so Chiaroscuro will have some added incentive to kick Tombstone's ass.

Boggs: That's right. Don't expect this one to be very pretty. There will be blood every where.

Royce: You can't have an Extreme Title match without blood, it's just... wrong.

Boggs: And two buddies will be fighting it out for the United States Title, when Dexter defends against Little Jack.

Royce: Dexter already has a World Title shot locked up from winning a Battle Royal last week, so he might be thinking ahead to that tonight.

Boggs: Maybe, and you don't want to look past Little Jack. He's a great young talent, and could very well steal the US title away from Dexter tonight.

Royce: And if he does, that can't be good for their friendship.

Boggs: I wouldn't believe so. And speaking of friendships, Butcher and Chaos don't have one, as they actually HATE each other. That's what will make tonight's main event so special. There is an obvious relationship between Chaos and former champ, Phobia, so we could see Phobia getting involved in tonight's match.

Royce: I dunno, Phobia could just be using Chaos to get back at Butcher.

Boggs: How?

Royce: Hell if I know.

Boggs: Oh, well, Butcher finally captured a World Title, his first in his 20-year career, last week from Phobia, and Chaos is coming after what he thinks belongs to him. Chaos seems to be very unliked here in the GFWA by the wrestlers, and by winning the title tonight, it'll really show them that he is not going to let them affect his...

Royce: Shut up, Chaos just doesn't get any respect, it's that simple.

Boggs: Thank you. Now, let's go back to Denise Lopez, who is with a suspended Mizery. Denise?

The cameras cut backstage, where Mizery is sitting in a chair, and Denise is standing beside him.

Denise Lopez: Thanks Randy. Mizery, with your recent suspension, you have really been looked down upon, by not only the staff of the GFWA, but also your colleagues. Is there anything you have to say on your behalf?

Mizery: Yeah, I got a lot to say. I mean, normally, I'd be extremely pissed about this whole fucking situation.. I mean, I've been screwed three ways from Sunday. First, Sonic stabs me in the back, then Little Jack, and Dexter.. It's okay though.. I'm not angry.. I've found a way to cope with the whole thing.. I mean, I'd usually hold a grudge, I'd run in during every one of his matches, and cost him the win everytime, but it's okay now, because I don't need him, I don't need anyone. Not Little Jack, Not Dexter, Not Sonic... No one. These jerks just dont understand me, I mean, I had Sonic Youth beat. I knocked him left, I knocked him right, and right when I'm going for the pin, in comes that prick.. He supposedly 'saved' me, but I mean come on, he openly admitted that it was pre-empted... So all I really have to say now, is that I'll be okay... Now that my suspension is up, I'll come back, and I'll kick some ass.

Denise Lopez: Ok, well back to you guys.

The cameras fade back into the stadium.

Boggs: Thanks Denise. Mizery looks pumped to get back into the action here in the GFWA.

Royce: He's a bum.

Boggs: Oook, well, I think it's almost time to start our first match up... no, wait, something is going on backstage.

The G-Tron lights up as you see four men wearing black cloaks. The smallest of the men is 6'9", and the tallest of the men is 7'2". All four of the men look determined as they're walking in one direction in the backstage area. Then all of a sudden, they stop and begin to make a plan.

Voice: You two, keep going straight. Me and him are going to split up and take a left, but then we're going to cut back up and get to where we're headed. Don't worry though, I assure you that we won't back out of this.

The other two men nod as they head straight and out of the view of the camera, the two men that are 6'10", but the other two stay there for a minute as they begin to talk about their plan, the two men that are 6'9" and 7'2". As they finish talking about their plan they take a left turn and run into none other than..."The Truth" Todd Taylor. The two men obliterate him with some punches and kicks, and then the much taller man picks him up over his head and drops him down into a huge gutbuster. The other man stomps away, and then he picks him up and gives him a hard DDT onto the concrete floor. Todd Taylor's head is bleading as he is rendered unconscious. The much taller man begins to speak.

Voice: Have fun in your match tonight Taylor, hope you can make it!

The cameras cut back to the stadium.

Boggs: Jeeesus! Todd Taylor just got attacked by two masked men! Who were they?

Royce: I dunno, why don't you go ask 'em?

Boggs: Hell no.

Royce: Then I guess you'll never know.

Boggs: Oh I'm sure they will strike again. Masked men always strike more than once.

Royce: Riiiight, well, I think it's time for our first matchup.

Boggs: I agree.

RICKY GREEN and SONIC YOUTH .vs. FIRESTORM, Tag Team Match

Royce:  It’s been confirmed, the next match between Firestorm and Sonic Youth and Ricky Green will be for a shot at the tag titles.

Boggs:  So the winners will face either Devilz Darkside or Japan Air, depending on the outcome of their match later tonight.

“Iron Man” by Black Sabbath kicks up and Sonic Youth emerges from the back with Ricky Green following behind him.  The two men get a good reaction as they wave to the crowd.  The men slide in the ring and wait for their opponents as “Machinehead” by Bush starts up and Firestorm comes out from the back to another decent reaction.  They look pretty confident as they walk to the ring.  Sonic and Fury decide to start things up.

Boggs:  Okay, Fury and Sonic Youth starting things here

Royce:  Hey, aren’t Firestorm supposed to be lost in the woods somewhere right now?

Boggs:  Oh yeah, earlier today, Firestorm was picked up by a truck driver who spotted the two men stumbling around, bruised and battered, trying to catch a ride. No other information was released.

Royce:  What dumbasses, how did they get lost in the woods in the first place.

Youth and Fury size each other up, and then engage in a lock-up.  Youth gets a quick knee to the gut of Fury, and whips him into the ropes.  Fury comes back to meet a clothesline from Sonic.  Fury stumbles up and Sonic hits another.  Youth starts driving some boots into Fury’s side, and then picks him up by the hair.  Sonic whips Fury into the ropes once again and hits a nicely executed dropkick, followed by a cover, 1....2....kickout by Fury.

Boggs:  That was way to early for a pin attempt by Youth.

Royce:  Not with Firestorm.

Youth takes Fury and slams his head into the turnbuckle a couple times then hits a nice side-russian leg sweep.  Youth works the crowd a little and heads to the top rope.  He attempts a 450° splash but Fury moves out of the way at the last second.  Youth slams himself in the mat with force and is struggling to get up.  Fury stumbles his way to the corner and tags Shadow in.  Shadow charges at Youth and gets a couple stomps to the midsection.  He picks Youth up and whips him into the ropes.  Youth comes back to meet a sidewalk slam.  Shadow then starts to hit some punches to the face of the fallen Sonic Youth.  Shadow picks Youth up and calls for a piledriver.  He sets Sonic up for it, but Sonic blocks it and hits a back body drop, then makes a desperate tag to Green. Green slides into the ring and starts pummeling Shadow.  He grabs Shadow and throws him over the top ropes and to the floor below.  Green follows him to the outside.

Boggs:  Green is taking this match to the outside.

Royce:  Maybe this can make the match a little more interesting.

Green attempts to whip Shadow into the stairs, but Shadow reverses it and sends Green flying full speed into them.  Green hits the stairs with a hard thud and falls to the floor. Shadow picks Green up and slams his head into the guardrail a couple times before sliding him into the ring.  Shadow makes the tag to Fury and Fury gets in the ring. Shadow calls for a move, and Shadow whips Youth straight into Fury who meets Green with a hard powerslam.  Fury makes the cover as Shadow goes to his corner, 1....2...kickout by Green.  Fury picks Green up and starts driving some blows into Green’s face.  He brings Green to the corner, and whips him to the turnbuckle opposite him. Green hits it hard, and stumbles back to Fury.  Fury picks Green up and hits a nice gorilla press slam.

Boggs:  Fury showing off his strength right there.

Royce:  Hah, anyone could lift up that lightweight Ricky Green.

Fury tags in Shadow again.  Shadow heads to the top rope as Fury hits a reverse DDT. Shadow follows that up with a leap frog splash and makes the cover, 1....2.....3...NO! Sonic breaks the pin at the last second.  Youth grabs Shadow and hits a gutwrench powerbomb as the ref tries to keep Fury contained in his corner.  Youth throws Green on top of Shadow and heads back to his corner.  The ref turns around to see the pin, 1....2....kickout by Shadow!  Green and Shadow are both laying in the ring, slow to get up.  They finally struggle up and start exchanging blows.  Shadow gets the advantage and whips Green into the ropes.  Green ducks a clothesline and comes back with a desperate flying clothesline to Shadow.  Green then crawls to his corner and tags in Sonic Youth.

Boggs:  Green makes the tag!  Youth is ready to clean house!

Youth comes charging into the ring and hits a clothesline to Shadow.  Fury gets in the ring and charges at Youth, but Youth ducks the clothesline and starts connecting with punch after punch to Fury, until he gets him to the ropes.  He cocks back and hits one more hard right, knocking Fury over the ropes.  Youth turns around to see Shadow charging at him, but Youth counters by moving out of the way and throwing Shadow over the ropes too.  Fury and Shadow both lay on the floor as Youth pumps up the crowd. They begin to stumble up, when Youth comes running from in the ring and makes a suicide dive to the outside, onto Fury and Shadow.  The crowd is going wild as Youth throws Shadow back in the ring.  Youth gets in and hits a hard DDT on Shadow, cover, 1.....2......kickout by Shadow!

Boggs:  Shadow’s hanging in there, I don’t know how he’s doing it.

Youth picks Shadow up and hits a piledriver.  Sonic heads to the top rope, and hits a nice moonsault.  Another cover, 1....2....Fury breaks the pin.  Sonic argues with the ref a little as he heads to the corner.  Sonic perches himself on the top rope and waits as Shadow stumbles up.  Sonic hits a nice hurricanrana off the top rope, sending Shadow to the mat. Sonic picks Shadow up again, and signals for the end.  He attempts to whip Shadow into the ropes, but Shadow reverses and sends Youth into the ropes, who comes back to meet a spinning heel kick by Shadow.  Shadow then makes a tag to Fury.  Fury gets in the ring and starts driving some fists to Sonic.  Sonic comes right back though with some hard shots of his own, then hits another DDT on Fury.

Royce:  Sonic is fighting right back, he’s not gonna let Fury and Shadow keep him down.

Sonic picks Fury up and tags in Ricky Green.  Sonic starts to yell some directions to Ricky, and hands Fury to Green.  Sonic perches himself on the top rope and begins to wait, as Green calls for the Str8 Murda.  As he’s about to hit it, Shadow comes charging from his corner.  He knocks Sonic Youth off the top rope and to the floor.  Fury then lowblows Ricky Green, and they call for their finisher.  Shadow hops up on the top rope as Fury picks Green up in the gorilla press position.  Shadow comes off and they hit the LAST BREATH!!!  Shadow covers, 1....2....3!

Boggs:  That’s it....It’s over, Firestorm wins with the Last Breath!

Royce:  Firestorm will now receive a shot at the tag titles in the near future.  Like it matters though, Firestorm won’t be able to beat Devilz Darkside or Japan Air.

Fury and Shadow head to opposite corners and pose for the crowd as “Machinehead” by Bush blares over the PA system.  They leave as Sonic and Green try to get themselves back together in the ring.

Boggs:  What’s next in the nights festivities King?

Royce: Hell if I know.

Boggs: Well, take a look at the big screen, and you'd know.

The scene then shifts to the men who're headed straight. The two men run into none other than...Hypocrisy! One of the men picks him up over his head, and lands a huge bodyslam and before he falls the other man catches him and flips Hypocrisy onto his back making him fall hard onto the ground. The man who bodyslammed him picks him up and he motions for the other man to come over, and they give him a double uranage. Hypocrisy is down on the ground panting as the wind is knocked out of him. One of the men picks him up by his hair, and delivers a hard right. Hypocrisy falls backwards and hits the wall as the other man picks him up and hits a piledriver. Hypocrisy is pretty bloodied up and he blacks out from the pain. Then, the man with a raspy voice begins to speak.

Voice: Hey Hypocrisy, hope you have fun stumbling wearily to your match up. By the way, I hope you despise us for what we just did. Have fun trying to win your match tonight. It should be a loser leaves town match, because neither of you or Todd Taylor have done much lately!

They walk off, as we head back to the stadium.

Boggs: Those other two men just attacked Hypocrasy!

Royce: Really!? I didn't notice it on the BIG SCREEN!

Boggs: Fuck you!

Royce: Dumbass.

Boggs: What?

Royce: You can't say fuck on ABC, it's against station policy and the broadcasting association thingy.

Boggs: Oh well, too late for that.

Royce: I guess so.

Boggs: They should just put us on five second delay, so they have five seconds to bleep us out.

Royce: Their too lazy.

Boggs: Apparently.

Royce: And.... I have nothing else to say.

Boggs: Good, because it's time for our next matchup.

PAYNE .vs. RICKY HUNTER, Regular Rules Match

"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen kicks up, as Ricky Hunter walks out. He starts down the long ass aisle, as very few flash bulbs go off. Ricky slowly makes his way into the ring, and poses on the middle turnbuckle. His music fades out, as "Pain" by 2pac hits. The fans come to their feet and immediately start to boo one-half of faTe. Payne starts down the aisle, as the flash bulbs go off. Hey, they take pictures of the heels too! Payne climbs into the ring, and poses. Ricky Hunter nails him from behind, as the bell sounds.

Boggs: Hunter jumping the gun, and firing away at Payne to start.

Royce: Damn that Hunter! The cheater!

Hunter has Payne reeling with his rights, but Payne comes back with rights of his own. Payne backs Hunter into the corner, and continues his assault! Payne whips Hunter across the ring, but misses the charge! Payne comes back with more punches, but Payne gauges him in the eyes, and tosses him to the outside! Payne comes off the apron with a double axe handle. Payne sends Hunter into the ring steps! Payne charges at Hunter, who moves, and Payne goes crashing in the steps. His momentum causes him to flip over the steps, and fall into the guardrail too!

Boggs: Jesus! Payne not only hit the ring steps, but also the guardrail.

Royce: Yeah, and the guardrail is further back than normal tonight.

Hunter drops Payne across the guadrail, then slams his head into the ring apron. Back in the ring we go, as Hunter stomps away at Payne. Hunter sets Payne up for a powerbomb, but Payne blocks, and takes Hunter down. Payne slingshots Hunter into the corner. Hunter stumbles out of the corner, and Payne nails him with a Michinoku Driver II!! 1... 2... kick out!!

Boggs: That was a close one!

Royce: Sure was, I thought Payne had finished it there.

Payne picks Hunter off the canvas, and nails him with another right. Another for good measure, before whipping him to the ropes. Backbody drop by Payne. Hunter sits up and Payne dropkicks him in the back of the head! Payne with a front facelock on Hunter, then lifts him up for a jackhammer! 1... 2.. kick out! Payne whips Hunter into the corner. Payne stomps away, as the camera cuts backstage. Denise walks into Mizery's locker room, as he's watching Payne's match on a monitor. He's also DOING CRACK! Denise quickly walks out, as Mizery rushes at her. We cut back to the match.

Boggs: Oh my god! Mizery was using drugs... AT THE STADIUM!

Royce: What a dumbass!

Boggs: He'll definitely be in big trouble after this.

Payne hits a tornado DDT out of the corner on Hunter! 1.... 2... th... kick out! Payne lifts up Hunter and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Big suplex off the top from Payne! Piledriver follows! 1... 2... thre... kick out! Payne with a brainbuster on Hunter! Double underhook powerbomb is next! 1... 2... 3!! No! Hunter kicked out! Irish whip by Payne, and takes him down with a huge lariat! Pedigree by Payne!! 1.... 2.... foot on the ropes!!

Boggs: Payne can't put Hunter away!

Royce: But he shouldn't get frustrated, or it could cost him.

Payne whips Hunter to the ropes, and nails a tilt-a-whirl slam! Middle rope elbow drop gets two. Neckbreaker by Payne! Payne lifts Hunter off the canvas, and nails a devistating tomikaze! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Payne kicks at Hunter, and lifts him up. He goes for another tomikaze, but Hunter reverses it into a backslide! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Payne takes him back down with another lariat!

Boggs: You were right, it almost cost him.

Royce: Have I ever been wrong? Don't answer that.

Payne knocks Hunter onto the ring apron with a dropkick. Payne joins him. Slugfest, and Payne takes control with a kick to the stomach. Piledriver off the apron by Payne!!!!!! Payne rolls Hunter back onto the ring apron, and slides inside. Payne brings Hunter back into the ring with a brainbuster!!! Payne nails the Crucifixion[outsider's edge]!!! 1.... 2... 3!!! Payne wins!!!

Boggs: He really put a beating on Ricky Hunter there.

Royce: Yeah, and it doesn't seem as if he's done.

Payne sets Hunter on the top turnbuckle, and gives him the Crucifixion off the top and to the floor below!!! Hunter is motionless, as "Pain" kicks up and Payne celebrates to a chorus of boos. Payne reacts as if they were cheers, and smiles to the fans. Payne makes his way to the back, as the cameras head there.

Denise Lopez: VP Will! VP Will!

Will Geddes: Yes?

Denise: I was wondering if you saw what Mizery was doing in his locker room just a few minutes ago?

Will: Yes I did.

Denise: So, what are you going to do about it?

Will: Well, I was just on my way to talk with him, but since you are already here, I'll tell ya. Mizery is a disgrace to the organization and will suffer for what he just did. From this point on Mizery is now suspended for three months without pay, and will be placed in a rehabiliation clinic to get his act together. We wish him the best.

Denise: Is that what those papers are for?

Will: Yes, and a couple for my beer orders.

Denise: Oh, ok. Well, back you guys.

The cameras head back to the arena, as Ricky Hunter is being carted off.

Boggs: Thanks Denise. Wow! Mizery just came off a two week suspension, and was just handed a three month one.. without pay even!

Royce: He just royally fucked up.

Boggs: Well, we have word that Max Danger, our OWNER and PRESIDENT, has something he'd like to announce. So let's go to our new backstage reporter Ronnie Johnson for the announcement. Ronnie?

The cameras cut to the back, with Max Danger standing next to a Rick Moranos look alike.

Ronnie: Thanks Randy, and just call me RJ. Now Max, we go way back...

Max Danger: Shut up and give me that mic.

Max pushes RJ aside and grabs the mic.

Max Danger: Due to two previous attacks, both Todd Taylor and Hypocrasy have suffered serious injuries. Because of this, their match has been cancelled. We are sorry to the fans of these two wrestlers, all four of you, and pretend to care that they get better. Back to the jackasses.

Max walks off, as the cameras head back to the arena.

Boggs: Well, we've lost one match on the card, due to backstage antics, but we still have loads of action to come!

Royce: Right, and who's this RJ guy? Looks like a loser.

Boggs: Must be your friend, eh?

Royce: Fuck you!

Boggs: Quit saying that!

Royce: Sorry.

The cameras go back to Denise and Mizery.

Denise: Mizery, you have been given another suspension, can I get your thoughts on this situation

Mizery: ... Heh heh.... My thou.. thoughts? You want my thoughts?! How do you think I... I.. How do you think I feel?! This will set back my whole career... Maybe I need it.. Maybe I need this vacation..... What the f*** am I saying?! I dont need this vacation.. I just got off a two week suspension.. How in the f*** am I suppose to live a month without a paycheck? Sonic, Dexter.. They'll all pay.. They'll rege... rege.. regret what they have done to miZerr.. rr.. misery.. I have to be alone.... to think..

We head back to the arena.

Boggs: That man needs some help.

Royce: I've been saying that for awhile now.

Boggs: Yeah whatever.

The cameras head backstage again, as four masked men approach the locker room door of THE SILENCAS! As they reach the door, the other two men in cloaks who took out Todd Taylor begin walking up. The 7'2" man runs right through the door and he jumps onto Jostrodomus, pounding away on his forehead with some hard punches. The other three men follow through the door as the 6'9" man comes running after Sonic Youth, but Sonic side steps him and he hip tosses him out of the way. As one of the other two men sees this he comes up from behind and he gets him in the sleeper. As he gets him in the sleeper, he picks him up while in the hold, and gives him a german suplex. The other man then goes after Ricky Green as he trys to retreat out of the door, but he gets him by his muscle shirt and he starts pounding away with closed fists. Sonic Youth is on the ground lying there knocked out as the 6'9" man gets on top of him and begins hammering away until he is bleeding and there is blood all over his face. The 7'2" man is still hammering on Jostrodomus as Joz is stuck in between the sofa and the coffee table in his dressing room. The man lifts him up over his head high into the air, and then he flips Jostrodomus down landing on top of his stomach, like a jackhammer. The other two men who're 6'10" tall give Ricky Green a double uranage through the coffee table laying next two the other two members of The Silencas. All of The Silencas are bleeding and unconscious as the four cloaked men walk walk out of the room very confident. The picture goes off of the G-Tron as...

Boggs: Oh my god! The Silencas have been laid out by four cloaked men!

Royce: Kick ass!

Boggs: Who do you think it is, King?

Royce: I dunno, but probably people who don't like the Silencas.

Boggs: Ya think?

Royce: Sometimes. Like right now, I'm thinking it's time for our next match.

Boggs: And you have thought correctly.

JAPAN AIR .vs. DEVILZ DARKSIDE, Tag Team Title TLC Three out of Five Falls Match

The G-tron lights up as a brief highlight film begins to play from the past matches in the Japan Air & Devilz Darkside feud. It shows the ups and downs of the feud, and it shows when the Devilz Darkside won the tag team titles. Devilz Darkside have their hands raised up high as it looks like they're the kings of the world. Scratch that, like they're the kings of the tag team division. Then it shows the film where Japan Air have their hands raised high into the air when they have one the tag team titles. Of course Kensi is jumping around the ringing looking like an idiot, but Jubei is standing there fine and casually as it then comes to last Saturday's Rumble. It shows Kensi and Jubei down on the ground as Devilz Darkside grabs the tag team titles and head to the back. The referee raises Japan Air's hands, but the Darkside keep on walking like they didn't hear anything. The highlight film comes to a close as "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill kicks up, and Japan Air's G-Tron movie begins to play. As the fans see this they rise to their feet and give a loud pop to Japan Air as they plow through the curtain. The curtain is moving back and forth like it is in the wind as Japan Air run to the ring diving into the ring under the bottom rope. As they get into the ring they climb opposite turnbuckles and pose to the crowds delight. As "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill fades out, "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC fades in as Devilz Darkside's G-tron movie begins to play. As the crowd sees this they definitely don't give a loud pop, but they give enormous boos as Devilz Darkside walks out from the back with the tag titles around there waist, and Hellz Angel is carrying a ladder to the ring. As Japan Air sees them walking to the ring, they get out of the ring, and set up two tables opposite each other on the outside of the ring as Devilz Darkside get in the ring and setup the ladder. After they setup the ladder they raise the tag team titles high in the air and get booed even more and even louder. Japan Air sets up two more tables opposite each other, and outside of every apron there are tables, making the ring surrounded by tables. Who will go through which, or will everybody go through one at least once? Jubei and Devilz Messenger walk over to the announce table, and get two chairs from Randy Boggs and King Royce, and as they do that, Boggs and Royce take two chairs from the Spanish announce table and bring them back to the American announce table, and sit down and begin to speak.

Randy Boggs: This definitely looks like it's going to be a barnburner as There are four tables setup, a ladder, and two chairs are out there.

King Royce: Well Randy, look what is happening now, Jubei has hopped into the ring, and both Jubei and Devilz Messenger are climbing the ladder!

Randy Boggs: No you idiot, look, they're only putting the tag team titles onto the two cables above the ring. You know, after all, it's a ladder match.

King Royce: Be quiet Boggs, just sit back and relax, Hellz Angel and Kensi are arguing about something, as Jubei bounces off the far ropes and nails a big splash over the ropes and onto Hellz Angel!

As Devilz Messenger sees this, he too bounces off the ropes, and as he comes back he dives over the top rope with a double clothesline on both Kensihiro Hibiki and Jubei Iwakura. Hellz Angel gets up, and as he looks at the opportunity, he seizes it, and grabs a chair. As he grabs the chair, Kensi is about to get up, and as he swings, Kensi ducks and he wallops Devilz Messenger with a nasty chair shot. As he sees this, he is shocked, and Jubei gets up and nails a spinning heel kick to Hellz Angel. Devilz Messenger is on his hand and knees from the chair shot, and Hellz Angel falls backwards from the kick, and he goes the extra length after he trips over Devilz Messenger and rolls into the announce table. Both members of Devilz Darkside are down as both members of Japan Air are up, and it looks as if they're going to put Devilz Messenger on the table in front of the announcer's table. As they put Devilz Messenger on top of the table, they slide into the ring and set the ladder up right in front of the ropes. Kensi climbs the ladder as Jubei slides out of the ring making sure Hellz Angel isn't going to make any last minute changes. As Kensi gets to the top of the ladder, and when he does, he jumps off and does the Kamikaze. But just before he hits Devilz Messenger, Messenger moves and he goes crashing through the table, and as he hits the concrete the floor under the announce table, and in the front row shakes. The crowd begins a huge chant of "Holy Shit."

King Royce: My god, that was a devastating move. Devilz Messenger is lucky he got out of the way, or that could've been the match for Devilz Darkside this early in this TLC match...wait, I just found something. It is a letter from the front office...

Royce gets cut off by Boggs.

Randy Boggs: What is it, tell us what it is!

King Royce: Would you hold on? I was just about to tell you what it is. Fans, if you're just tuning in to this whole PPV Extravaganza, I just found some devastating news to this match-up. You might want to listen closely.

As Boggs gets frustrated from waiting, he pulls the paper away from Royce and he begins to read it himself.

Randy Boggs: It is a best three out of five falls match-up! Whoever gets the first three falls wins the match-up. But the thing is, you can only pin your opponent in the ring!I don't get this though, I thought this was a ladder match?

Royce just looks on thinking Boggs is stupid as he begins to speak again.

King Royce: Randy, you should look better. At the bottom it states, to get your third fall in the match-up, you must climb the ladder and get the tag team titles. That is how to get your third fall and to win the match-up, and to win the tag team titles.

Kensi is down, and Devilz Messenger just got up. He sees that Jubei is pounding away at Hellz Angel, and he gets on top of the announce table and he delivers a huge double axe handle smach to the upper back of Jubei. Hellz Angel then gets up and the two of them begin to double team Jubei. It looks as if Jubei as no chance in hell right now as Kensi is on the ground curdling in pain. Devilz Messenger picks up Jubei and he slams him down with a sit-out piledriver, but just before he drops him down Hellz Angel sets a chair under and Jubei's head slams hard against the chair. Hellz Angel then picks up the semi-conscious Jubei and walks around one of the ring posts to find an unbroken table. He then sets Jubei on the table as Devilz Messenger moves the ladder over to the front of those ropes. Messenger picks up a chair  and he ascends the ladder to the top. It looks as if he is about to do his finisher, THE LEAP FROM HELL. Devilz Messenger leaps off the top of the ladder as he tucks his knees into his body, holding the chair close to his legs. As he outstretches, he is holding the chair with his legs, and land on Jubei chair first. The crowd begins another deafening chant of holy shit, but this time Devilz Messenger returned the favor to Japan Air by actually sending their opponent through the table. Two members of Japan Air through two tables, and there are two tables left. It is beginning to look bad for Japan Air as Hellz Angel pulls Jubei out from under the wreckage of the table, chair, and Devilz Messenger. He picks Jubei up and rolls him into the ring, and follows in right after. He hooks Jubei's leg as the referee begins to count the first fall of the match-up in a rhythmic pace, 1...2...3.

Randy Boggs: The first fall of this match is underway, and it brings Devilz Darkside closer to WINNING the tag team titles. Notice King, that I said winning the tag team titles, not retaining.

King Royce: Randy, don't make me get Hellz Angel to look at you again, you might piss your pants. You know as well as I know that Devilz Darkside are rightfully the tag team champions, and after this match-up you'll see how I'm right about the whole subject. Both of there hands will be raised high in the air as there titles are draped across there shoulders.

Randy Boggs: King, that is just something that is too good to be true to happen, you can just keep prophecizing because none of that is going to happen tonight.

King Royce: The pissing your pants part will happen, but I'm not so sure about the Devilz Darkside and the titles part. They'll be really worn out if they keep working at this pace.

Randy Boggs: You know what King, have him look at me, I won't piss my pants, I'll piss on you.

As the referee raises the Devilz Darkside's hands, Kensi comes out of the wreckage wielding a chair, and he slides into the ring slowly so no sound will be made. He creeps up right behind Devilz Messenger, and he delivers a dazzling chair shot to the back of his head. As this happens, Devilz Messenger falls over the ropes, and lands head first on the chair he had between his legs. The shot echoes throughout the whole arena, and as Hellz Angel hears and sees this he turns around and he gets hit with a chair shot right across the face and he falls down appearing to be shaken up quite a bit. Kensi drops the chair, and he begins smacking Jubei and telling him to snap out of it. Jubei then gets frustrated and does snap out of it yelling at Kensi and telling him some orders. Jubei pushes the steel ladder down, and it lands right across the stomach of Hellz Angel knocking the wind out of him as he gasps for air. Devilz Messenger is beginning to get up as he is stumbling wearily. He keeps stumbling, and he stumbles right into the barricade, flipping over it in the process. As Japan Air sees this both of them rise to the occasion, and hop over the top rope in orderly fashion going after Hellz Angel leaving Hellz Angel in the ring by himself to recuperate. Kensi jumps over the barricade first somersaulting onto Devilz Messenger. Jubei then runs toward the barricade, spring boarding off, and turning in the air with outstretched legs onto his opponent. It appears as he just landed his trademark move onto Devilz Messenger, the ASAI LEGDROP, and the fans are loving every minute of it. Jubei decides to go for the pin right there, but the referee doesn't seem to go over there to make the count. Jubei looks confused, and then he gets up and stares a hole through the referee from behind the barricade.

King Royce: It looks as if Jubei Iwakura doesn't like that one part of the stipulation as he is staring hole through the referee.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, you're right for once tonight, but look what is happening. Japan Air is beginning to dominate this match. It doesn't look as if the Darkside are going to be winning the tag team titles, or in your words, retaining them.

King Royce: Oh be quiet Randy, you just wait and see, the Darkside will fight back and retain.

Randy Boggs: Look what is happening King...

King Royce: Holy shit, after that chair shot, I never thought Hellz Angel would get up, but he has.

Jubei Iwakura bends down to pickup Devilz Messenger, but as he gets up he sees Hellz Angel standing up in the ring with a vengeance. Jubei is shocked, and to the looks of the fans, they're shocked too. Kensi doesn't know what anybody is so shocked about, but as he looks up and he sees Hellz Angel, he is scared shitless. Hellz Angel then turns to his left to look over to the announce table, and he takes a quick glance at Randy Boggs with a smile, and then back over to Japan Air with a focused look. Hellz Angel picks up the ladder and as he makes it out of the ring, Devilz Messenger is already on the other side of the barricade. As Jubei is about to go over the barricade, Hellz Angel gets a running start and he bashes his head in between the ladder and the barricade. As Kensi sees this, he runs and leaps off of the barricade trying to do a cross body onto Hellz Angel, but he drops the ladder and catches him. As he catches Kensi, he falls back rolling his arms back and drops Kensi on the concrete floor while falling. Devilz Messenger then picks Jubei up and he sets his head in between the ladder. He picks up the other side of the ladder, and then he smashes it down onto Jubei's head viciously. Devilz Darkside are continuing there relentless attack as the referee tells them to pin them, and to just get it over with. The Darkside ignore it as usual, and as Hellz Angel gets up, they put Kensi in their finishing move, THE HELLRAISER, and they drop him down on the concrete hard. Hellz Angel picks Kensi up and rolls him into the ring. Devilz Messenger gives Hellz Angel the honors this time to pin Kensi, and he does so and gets the 1...2...3 giving them a two falls to none lead.

Randy Boggs: This is just beginning to look bad for Japan Air as they're getting mauled by Devilz Darkside, I mean they just started to begin showing some offense, and then wham, Devilz Darkside shuts them down again and gets a second fall.

King Royce: You're absolutely right there Randy, so what're your thoughts on who is going to win this one?

Randy Boggs: I still believe that Japan Air has what it takes to win this match-up, they just need to shape up before it's too late. And it already might be too late for Japan Air.

King Royce: Well, I still think that the Devilz Darkside are going to tear this place apart some more, showing everybody why they're the tag team champions. So how'd ya' like Hellz Angel staring at ya', I know it went you go all cold, and scared you shitless.

Randy Boggs: Oh shut up Randy, for once I thought we're having a regular conversation, and then you get into that shit.

As Devilz Darkside get the second fall, a bloody Jubei is getting up and he looks like he is going to take care of some business with Devilz Darkside. He goes as low as the apron so Devilz Darkside can not see him, and as they look for him on the other side of the ring, Jubei goes into the ring from behind Hellz Angel and gives him a Gouki Driver over the top rope and through the table on the outside. Devilz Messenger turns around and Jubei jumps up and gives him spinning head scissors. Japan Air is mounting some offense as Kensi is regrouping on the mat. Jubei runs to the ropes and springboards off, outstretching his legs, and delivering an Asai Leg drop for the second time of the night. Jubei is really heating things up as Kensi finally gets up and goes to the outside to fetch the ladder. He then slides it into the ring and he jumps onto the apron. Kensi sets the ladder up as he goes for the tag team titles. There is really no point in this seeing that you've got to have two pin falls in order to do so. As Devilz Messenger sees this, he doesn't think, and he rushes up the other side of the ladder. As Devilz Messenger and Kensi are battling atop the ladder, Kensi kicks Devilz Messenger in the gut, and bulldogs him over the top rope and through the last table. Jubei is in the ring battling Hellz Angel as he gives him another Gouki Driver and goes for the pin. 1...2...3. The match is now two pin falls to one, Devilz Darkside's lead.

King Royce: Damn, Japan Air have gotten their second wind and it looks as if they're beginning to get their offensive going. This isn't starting to look good for Japan Air.

Randy Boggs: You're damn right King, I told you that Japan Air would win, I told you. And this is a start for them coming out on top of this match-up.

King Royce: Ah...why don't you just try to be quiet as I'm trying to watch the match here Boggs.

Randy Boggs: I don't know what amendment it is, but Freedom of Speech is in the constitution, so no I won't be quiet.

King Royce: How much longer do I have to live with this idiot for? I think I'm going to start a Wanna Be An Announcer, so somebody can take over this idiot's place and we can hand him the pink slip.

Jubei Iwakura grabs Hellz Angel and he just throws him through the middle rope, and he goes rolling on the ground. It has begun, Japan Air has it their high spot, and there is no turning back here. All's Devilz Darkside had to do was climb the ladder and they'd have won the match, but they waited to long and now Japan Air is back in it. Kensi has just regained his composure as he picks Devilz Messenger up by the hair and slams him against the  barricade. Devilz Messenger hits the barricade back first as Kensi begins unleashing some fierce kicks on Devilz Messenger. He hits a swift kick to his gut, and as he is bent over, he gives him an axe kick landing on top of him as his face lands hard on the concrete. Blood is pouring down Devilz Messenger's face as he lays on the ground for a few minutes. Jubei jumps to the top rope, and he hits a flying splash to Hellz Angel who is on the outside. Jubei gets up quickly, not wasting any time as he grabs both Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger's heads and smashes them together. As he does this they both fall to the ground side by side. Then Kensi and Jubei run towards opposite barricades, springboard off, and land perfectly executed moonsaults. Jubei then grabs Devilz Messenger as he walks him up the ramp in a headlock, punching away. Kensi, however, grabs hold of Hellz Angel, and takes a right to the ramp, and begins walking along side the fans as he gets to the part where Jubei is, but fifteen feet downward. There is a thick table setup down there, as Jubei makes it to the top of the stage with Devilz Messenger. Kensi then gives Hellz Messenger a horrific DDT, and lays him across the table. As he is on the table, Jubei gives Devilz Messenger a Gouki Driver off the top of the stage fifteen feet onto Hellz Angel, but to the fans and Japan Air's surprise it doesn't break, and it hurts the Darkside even more. Kensi then goes over to the ramp, and runs up it to where Jubei is. They discuss something for a minute as Kensi does his finishing maneuver, the KAMIKAZE off of the stage onto Devilz Darkside fifteen feet below breaking the table. The crowd then begins their deafening chant of "Holy Shit" again.

Randy Boggs: Japan Air is still on the offensive, and are working their way to the win here at Y2K1 Meltdown.

King Royce: They sure are, Devilz Messenger and Hellz Angel have been beaten within an inch of their lives, and it definitely looks like they're not in position to win the matchup.

Randy Boggs: Finally, there is something meaningful that came out of your mouth tonight. You've used your brain, you're not totally the tin man.

King Royce: Be quiet Dorothy, before I send your ass back to Kansas.

Randy Boggs: Enough of that King, lets get back to the match-up.

Jubei then walks down the ramp and over to the wreckage. He drags Devilz Messenger and Kensi out of it leaving Hellz Angel down there from an inch of his life, barely conscious. Jubei drags Kensi and Devilz Messenger to the ring and rolls both of them into the ring. Kensi gets up as he stumbles around the ring wearily and he some how trips over the ladder rolling out of the ring. Jubei goes to the side of the ring seeing where Kensi has just went, and he rolls out of the ring. By doing this, they're giving Devilz Darkside enough time to recuperate, and do what they're needed to do, win the match. They still haven't pinned either one of them yet for the second fall, but it looks as if that is going to come up soon. He sees Kensi rolled on the outside of the ring as he picks him up and sets him on the apron. Jubei gets back in the ring, and right before he pins Devilz Messenger, Hellz Angel stumbles down to the ring, falling into the barricade many times. The referee counts the 1...2...3, but right before Hellz Angel can interrupt the count, the three is counted. Kensi sets the ladder up right in the middle of the ring towards the announce table as he begins to ascend to the top. As he reaches the top, he grabs one of the belts. But it appears to be synched on there so tight that it won't come off. Kensi is hanging from one of the tag team titles as Jubei climbs the other side of the ladder to get his title. As Jubei gets to the top, he begins hanging from his belt too. Devilz Darkside remove the ladder from under them as they've regained their composure somewhat, and Japan Air is hanging above the ring ten feet helplessly. Devilz Messenger climbs the ladder as quick as possible making sure both of the belts don't come unloose. Devilz Messenger dives off the ladder giving Jubei a spear to the outside right through the announcers table. But amazingly, the belt doesn't come off of the cable. They're both out of the match now as Kensi looks on frustrated, high above the ring. Hellz Angel climbs the ladder, and as he reaches the top, Kensi's tag title comes free and he falls to the ring feet first. Hellz Angel unbuttons his tag title as Kensi pushes the ladder out from under him. The two people that have the belts are Kensihiro Hibiki and Hellz Angel. The crowd boos in disbelief as the bell rings.

King Royce: I can't believe this, half of Devilz Darkside is a tag team champion and half of Japan Air is a tag team champion.

Randy Boggs: Unbelievable.

King Royce: You're damn right Randy, that's exactly what this is.

Randy Boggs: Oh well, we were both right.

The cameras cut backstage as Mizery is weilded a lead pipe. He's keeping someone back. The cameras pans out, to see several bloodied GFWA officials and stadium security on the ground. Payne, Tombstone, Little Jack, and Dexter are all trying to calm him down, but it isn't working. They move in, and Mizery swings at them. He continues to shout profanities at the guys and everyone else. Tombstone is just standing and watching, as Payne tries to reason with Mizery. Dexter is just shaking his head in disbelief, as Little Jack is pissed off at him. Mizery then suddenly attacks. Tombstone gets nailed first, then Dexter, and catches Little Jack by surprise. Payne is still trying to talk with him, but as Mizery is about to give in, he nails him. He continues his assault on Payne, until Little Jack and Dexter jump him, and hold him down. Tombstone joins them, as they drag Mizer off, and we fade back into the arena.

Boggs: Mizery has absolutely lost it!

Royce: He beat the hell out of his own tag team partner!

Boggs: He needs help!

Royce: He needs to be fired... or pushed to the top!

Boggs: What!?

Royce: Hey, Steiner's the WCW World Champ, and he's a loose cannon, same thing could work with Mizery.

Boggs: Uh, no it wouldn't.

Royce: I know, but it's an idea.

Boggs: Whatever.

DEXTER .vs. LITTLE JACK, United States Heavyweight Title Match

The scene fades in from commercial and you hear "Basket Case" by Green Daykick up as Dexter's video clip begins to play on the G-tron. He walks out of the backstage area casually as he has the United States Heavyweight titlewrapped around his waist. As he walks down the ramp, he points at the title and the fans give him a loud pop. He slaps all of the fans hands from the ramp and all the way around the ring as he walks in the ring and taunts the crowd with some movements. Then, "Homeless" by Pennywise kicks up as Little Jack's video clip shows up on the G-tron. As the fans see this they don't like this, so they begin to boo heavily and throw papers, food, and etc. at the G-tron. As the security guards see the people who did this, they escort them off to the local police station in Tempe, Arizona. Little Jack eventually makes his way out of the back as he stops in the middle of the stage, and flips the crowd the bird. The crowd boos even more as Dexter has had enough of this. Dexter walks out of the ring through the middle rope, and comes at Little Jack, but Little Jack meets up with him first, and plows him over with a huge clothesline. Little Jack picks him up and rolls him under the bottom rope. He turns around, and taunts the crowd, and then he walks into the ring to begin the match-up. Little Jack starts up on the offensive as he gives him a couple rights and Dexter is leaning against the ropes. Little Jack gives Dexter a hard kick to his upper body and he flies over the top rope, but to Little Jack's shock he lands on his feet and his back hits the security barricade.

King Royce: It looks like Little Jack is going to try to take this one over early on.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, it kind of does, but who knows where this one could be headed.

King Royce: Who's your pick to win this match-up Randy?

Randy Boggs: My pick is Dexter.

King Royce: *Laughing* Why would you pick Dexter, he is already getting it taken to him by Little Jack.

Randy Boggs: Well, he is the United States Heavyweight Champion after all.

King Royce: Titles don't mean anything, just ask that bonehead Chiaroscuro, he'll tell you.

As Royce gets done finishing his sentence Little Jack walks out of the ring, but he is met halfway between the roped by Dexter. Dexter wants nothing to do with any weapons, seeing as it is a regular rules match-up in direction towards his United States Heavyweight Championship. He'd like to have a fair match, and have fun. Meanwhile Little Jack wants to take weapons towards him and cheat to win. It looks as if Max Danger has taught him to wrestle here. As Dexter meets him half way, he gives him a neck-breaker onto the ropes, and as Little Jack hits the ropes he bounces back and hits the mat. As he is lying on the mat, he is holding his neck as he is writhing in pain. Dexter slides under the bottom rope and gets on top of Little Jack giving him some left and right hooks to worry about. After about ten to fifteen good left and right hooks Dexter gets off of Little Jack and irish whips him into a turnbuckle, and as he hits the turnbuckle, Dexter follows in with a huge body avalanche. Little Jack falls forward and Dexter hits him with a front face DDT. Dexter then ascends the turnbuckle and he delivers a nice leg drop. Dexter then picks up Little Jack and sends him to the ropes, and as he comes back he gives him a tilt-a-whirl back-breaker, and as he hits the back-breaker he holds him on his knee and bends his neck back into a submission hold. As Little Jack won't tap out, and he is with standing the pain, Dexter lets go of the hold due to his frustrations. As he lets go of the hold he begins to stomp away on him and that leads into an elbow drop. Dexter then goes to the ropes and tries to hit a somersault on Little Jack, but Little Jack moves and counters with an armbar.

Randy Boggs: Do you see what I'm talking about now King?

King Royce: No, not really, this match is boring, I kind of fell asleep.

Randy Boggs: Why don't you quit lying Royce, you're just as interested in this match as everybody else. It is very exciting.

King Royce: Yeah, I'd say, but where are the chairs?

Randy Boggs: That is where they get the phrase "Regular Rules."

Little Jack still has the armbar on Dexter, and he won't give in to the hold until Dexter taps out, but it doesn't look like Dexter is going to tap out any time soon, but he lets go of the hold like Dexter did, in frustration. Little Jack kicks Dexter in the gut, and he hits a devastating DDT to Dexter, and you hear a big thud in the ring, making an echo around the whole arena. Little Jack continues his offense by going to the top rope and hitting a nasty flying head-butt. As Little Jack does this, Dexter curls over in pain, and Little Jack lays down in the ring for a minute because the move has taken a lot out of him. As Dexter sees this, he grabs him by his hair and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip, and as Little Jack comes back Dexter goes for a clothesline. But Little Jack ducks, and bounces off the ropes hitting Dexter from behind with a bulldog. Dexter lays on the ground as Little Jack picks him up and hits reverse DDT falling forward to put more pressure on Dexter's neck. Little Jack never let go of Dexter's neck as he pulls him up and gets him into a Dragon Sleeper.  Dexter writhes in pain, and is about to tap, but Little Jack is just toying with him right now and he lets go of the hold letting the back of Dexter's head slap the mat hard. As Little Jack does this, the crowd doesn't like this, and begins to boo him. Little Jack grabs Dexter as he picks him up and send him to the ropes, when he bounces back Little Jack back body drops Dexter high into the air landing hard on his back. Dexter holds his back in pain as Little Jack comes off the ropes and hits him in his stomach with a jumping knee. Little Jack picks Dexter up again, and gives him a running knee lift sending Dexter over his knee and onto his back. Little Jack picks Dexter up again and he goes for an irish whip, but Dexter holds on to his hand whipping him back and gives him a hard short-arm clothesline.

King Royce: I'm telling you Randy, Little Jack is going to win this.

Randy Boggs: It doesn't matter who wins, Dexter is always going to be Little Jack's successor, no matter what.

King Royce: You've got it all wrong there, because if Little Jack beats him its shows you who is boss out of the two.

Randy Boggs: That is true.

King Royce: I thought they were friends though, then why would they be fighting?

As Randy Boggs doesn't answer King Royce's question, Dexter has regained his composure and has set himself up on the offensive. He lifts Little Jack into the air and gives him a hard sit-out piledriver. He goes for the cover. 1...2...thr...No, kick out by Little Jack. Dexter pleads with the referee that he got a slow count, but the referee will have none of it. Dexter and the referee get into a shoving match as the referee is about to throw Dexter out, he stops what he is doing and refocuses on the match. He turns around, and Little Jack hits him with a hard right hand to the jaw, then a kick to the gut. Little Jack puts Dexter's head between his legs, and goes for a move, but Dexter back body drops Little Jack and immediately follows it up falling backwards for an elbow drop. As Dexter hits the elbow drop, he goes for another pin, 1...2...thre, no, Little Jack barely gets his shoulder up. Dexter is so frustrated, and his adrenaline is really pumping so when he pushes the referee, he lands flat on his back. Dexter apologizes rather quickly before the referee can say anything, and the referee then says, one more time you're out, and your title is going to be stripped off of your waist and given to Little Jack. Dexter says he is sorry again, and turns around to a head butt by Little Jack, and then he double under-hooks him, and gives him a double under-hook suplex. Little Jack then goes for a leg drop, but Dexter moves and gives him a leg drop. Dexter picks Little Jack up, and as he does Little Jack kicks Dexter in the stomach, and while he is bent over he grabs him by the neck flipping him over, making him land on his buttocks. As he is in that position he holds him in a sleeper until he has almost tapped out and lets go.

Randy Boggs: Wow King, look at all of the excitement in this match-up, it is really exciting.

King Royce: Yeah Randy, this match is really heating up, I've changed my mind about how I send it was boring earlier.

Randy Boggs: You don't need weapons to make a good bout.

King Royce: Yeah, but they make them even better to watch though.

Randy Boggs: Oh well, it looks as if Little Jack could've won it if he kept the sleeper on, but he just gave Dexter a kick to the mid-section, and he just delivered the fameasser!

As Little Jack just made Dexter's ass FameAss, he climbs onto Dexter's back and gets him in the Camel Clutch bending his neck back as far as he can, but Dexter seems to be having a no quit attitude in him, so Little Jack continues to hold on to Dexter's neck, but turns it into an inverted STF. Dexter really doesn't like this move as he is squirming and wiggling all over the ring to try to get to the ropes, but Little Jack won't let him get there. Little Jack lets him go as Dexter rolls around on the mat holding his leg in pain. Little Jack picks Dexter up and goes to the top rope with him. Little Jack delivers a top rope brain-buster to Dexter and as Dexter falls Little Jack turns it into a pin like combination. 1...2...3...No, Dexter barely kicks out due to his leg injury. Little Jack goes after Dexter's leg some more, tripping him up and making him fall on his face, rolling his legs up and pulling. Dexter is clutching the ropes with his hand, and the referee is telling Little Jack to break the hold, but Little Jack is being relentless, and he will not break the hold. The referee has to physically remove Little Jack's hands from the hold and Little Jack is not at all happy at the referees decision making. So Little Jack gives the referee a shove. The referee shoves him back, and Little Jack trips over Dexter, and as he trips Dexter rolls him up for the fast count, 1.2.no, somehow Little Jack managed to kick out of the fast count.

King Royce: Now it seems as if the odds are against Little Jack here.

Randy Boggs: Well he shouldn't be pushing an official like that.

King Royce: Dexter did it twice, and he never got a fast count.

Randy Boggs: Well, I guess that's what you get when you're champ, the benefit of the doubt.

King Royce: Whatever, but Little Jack is going to be the champion soon anyway, you just watch.

Dexter then gets up with the help of the ropes, but then Little Jack chop blocks him and he falls on his back. Little Jack picks him up again, and he hits the Hangman's DDT! That's Little Jack's trademark, and this might be over, 1...2...3, no, oh so close for Little Jack, but the United States Heavyweight title is looking so far right now. Little Jack is not getting any breaks from the referee. That was just a slow count, or else Little Jack could've won right there. Little Jack picks him up again, and goes for a follow up move, but out of nowhere, Dexter hits a flatliner on Little Jack, and makes the cover...1...2...3, No, Little Jack kicked out. This time the referee didn't count so fast, but it was fast enough. Dexter gets back up hobbling as he grabs Little Jack by the hair. He picks him up and puts his head between his legs. Dexter delivers the pedigree to Little Jack as he goes to the top ropes. As Dexter is on the top rope, he barely can hold himself up, and he hits his trademark, The AirWalk. Dexter walked in the air, and then leg dropped his opponent. He continues his assault on Little Jack as he is regaining some strength in his right leg. Dexter picks him up again, and drops him down with a sweet powerslam, but doesn't go for the cover, instead he uses Little Jack's own finisher against him, the Figure four sleeper. Dexter almost has Little Jack unconscious, and he is pleading, but Little Jack gives him a neckbreaker to break the hold. Dexter gets up a few seconds later, putting him in the Flatliner, but wait, Little Jack gets out of the Russian Leg sweep and gets him into a schoolboy pin...1...2...3. The referee walks back into the ring handing Little Jack the U.S. Heavyweight Title, and then his music plays as he walks to the back. As Little Jack's music is still playing, Dexter hobbles to the back with some EMT's help.

Randy Boggs: Damn, I guessed wrong. Dexter didn't retain his title hear.

King Royce: Yep, I was right just like every other time, huh?

Randy Boggs: You're mostly never right King, get a hold of yourself.

King Royce: Whatever Randy.

The cameras cut backstage again, as Mizery is lead out of the building by Payne and VP Will.

Will: Mizery, you were let off easy to begin with, but now you've gone to far! Here's your walking papers, so get the hell out of here!

Will throws Mizery his pink slip, as he and Payne walk back into the building, locking the doors behind them. Mizery just stares at the door as we fade back into the stadium.

Boggs: Mizery's short and very forgettable career in the GFWA is over, King.

Royce: He had a bright future, but he fucked it all up.

Boggs: Stop saying fuck!

Royce: You just said fuck.

Boggs: Fucking stop saying fuck, you fuck head.

Royce: You stop saying fuck first you fucking fuck head.

Boggs: Don't fucking tell me to stop saying fuck, you fuck nut.

Royce: Fuck you, fucker. I'll say fuck all I want and tell you to stop saying fuck all I fuckin' want. Got that, fuck shit.

Boggs: You just said shit!

Royce: So did you!

Boggs: Oh yeah, well let's get into our next matchup!

CHIAROSCURO .vs. TOMBSTONE, Extreme Title Stairway to Hell Barbwire Baseball Bat Match

"Bawitdiba" by Kid Rock hits the speakers as Tombstone walks out to the crowd's booing. He pretty much laughs it off and walks into the ring, moving past the ladder as he enters the ring and goes to stand into his corner. He leans up against the turnbuckle post as Disturbed's "Stupified" hits the PA System. Chiaroscuro walks out wearing a all black, being shrouded in a leather overcoat, as well as his trademarked mask. He walks through the entrance way, hearing a few boos here and there, as well as cheers, but doesn't care. He continues walking down to the ring staring down Tombstone.

Boggs: Here comes Chiaroscuro, staring down Tombstone.

Royce: Thanks for stating the obvious.

Boggs: No problem. Anytime. Day or nigh..

Royce: Yeah.. I get it.

Chiaroscuro takes off his jacket as he quickly slides into the ring, and Tombstone charges him! Tombstone lays five right hands on Chiaroscuro, then whips him to the ropes. And charges at him with an attempted clothesline, but Chiaroscuro ducks under his arm and trips him to the ground. He then jumps down on him with a knee drop followed by a few stomps. Chiaroscuro then goes outside and grabs the ladder, but on his way in, Tombstone somehow flies over the ropes with a body press, knocking both of them to the ground, and causing the ladder to go flying.

Boggs: Wow, I can't believe that someone that big was able to fly that far.

Royce: Yeah well, that just shows how dumb you are..

Boggs: ...

Royce: That shut you up.

Tombstone gets to his feet slowly and goes for the ladder. He grabs it and turns around to see a big right cross by Chiaroscuro! Tombstone gets knocked against the guardrail, and Chiaroscuro takes advantage by grabbing the ladder. He slowly brings it into the ring and goes to set it up, when Tombstone gets back in. He grabs Chiaroscuro from behind and rams his head into the ladder causing him to start bleeding, then throws him to the corner and begins choking the big man with his boot.

Royce: We've got blood! We've got blood!

Boggs: Who's Mr. Obvious now?

Royce: Aw.. Shut up and watch the match.

Tombstone lets go of his choke and turns around to get the ladder. He then runs to the opposite corner of Chiaroscuro and runs at him, knocking him in the head with the ladder, causing him to bleed even more! Chiaroscuro falls to the ground, facedown, and looks to be unconscious. Tombstone picks up Chiaroscuro and laughs at him, then pulls back his right arm, and goes for a big clothesline, but Chiaroscuro ducks it and kicks him in the back, knocking him into the turnbuckle head first, causing him to fall on his back. Chiaroscuro then gets out of the ring and grabs Tombstone's legs, pulling them towards the turnbuckle, he then pulls them as hard as he can, causing the post to connect with Tombstone's "vital organs." Tombstone gasps in pain!

Boggs: Oh my god Royce! Did you see that?!

Royce: No.. I was watching you.. Of course I saw it you idiot. This is hardcore, what do you expect?

Boggs: I don't know..

Chiaroscuro grabs a chair leaning up against the guard rail, and folds it. He then puts Tombstone's leg against the turnbuckle and steps back. Chiaroscuro runs at Tombstone's leg and swings the chair at it, but in the last second, Tombstone pulls it away from the post, causing Chiaroscuro to get nothing but steel. He immediately drops the chair and holds his hands in pain as the waves go through him. Tombstone runs back and baseball slides Chiaroscuro right in the face, causing him to go up against the announcing table.

Royce: Hey Chia-boy, perhaps you should focus on the match and not us.

Chiaroscuro: Shut up Royc..

Tombstone grabs Chiaroscuro and slams his head into the turnbuckle post, causing him to fall back and grab his head. Tombstone then picks up the chair dropped earlier by Chiaroscuro and pushes it up against Chiaroscuro's neck, strangling him. Eventually Tombstone lets up and goes back into the ring and begins slowly climbing the ladder. Chiaroscuro gets up slowly and slides into the ring. Just as Tombstone is unhooking the bat from the wire holding it, Chiaroscuro stands on the second step of the ladder and gets between Tombstone's legs, getting him into a powerbomb position. Tombstone sees this and tries to get out, but Chiaroscuro Powerbombs him from the ladder, to the outside of the ring.

Boggs: My god!

Royce: *under breath*.. Here's the "Did you just see that!?" thing again..

Boggs: Did you just see that?!

Royce: Told you so.

Chiaroscuro picks Tombstone up slowly and nails him in the head with the ladder, then presumes to climb it. He reaches up and grabs the bat, but falls off of it, bringing the ladder down with him. The ladder falls on him, cutting him and causing him to bleed. Tombstone recovers and grabs the bat, nailing Chiaroscuro in the head with it, tearing the mask, showing a little bit of Chiaroscuro's hair. Chiaroscuro grabs his head to cover his hair and Tombstone laughs at this. Tombstone then grabs the bat and gives continuous hits to Chiaroscuro's stomach. Tombstone then goes for a pin fall, but Chiaroscuro kicks out.

Royce: He kicked out?

Boggs: Yeah. He did.

Tombstone picks up Chiaroscuro and slams him down with a choke slam as the crowd cheers. Tombstone, begins kicking and stomping Chiaroscuro, and then picks him up, and whips him to the ropes, but Chiaroscuro somehow reverses it and delivers his "Hell's Haymaker!" Tombstone goes down hard and falls onto the barbwire baseball bat, grabbing his back in agony. He goes for a pin, but only gets two. He picks up Tombstone and gives him the Darkness of the Light! He goes for the cover again, but accidentally trips on the bat and causes him to fall fast first onto the ropes, tying himself up in the ropes by his throat, strangling himself.

Royce: That idiot..

Boggs: I can't believe this! That stupid bat!

After a few seconds, Chiaroscuro frees himself, and gasps for air, and sees that Tombstone is still on the ground. He quickly goes for a cover.. One... Two... Thr... No! Tombstone kicks out! Tombstone slowly gets to his feet and kicks Chiaroscuro in the stomach, followed up by the Decapitator! Tombstone lets go of the submission and goes for a cover! 1.. 2.. Kick-out again! Tombstone picks up Chiaroscuro and gives him a few punches, then goes for a whip, but is reversed Tombstone gets whipped to the ropes. Chiaroscuro picks up Tombstone as he comes back at him and goes for the Darkness of the Light! No! Tombstone kicks him in the low blows Chiaroscuro and gives him the Decapitator!! 1... 2....3!!!!

Boggs: It's Over! Tombstone is your new, extreme champion!

Royce: Hey! Look what he's doing

Tombstone grabs Chiaroscuro by the back of the neck and begins to unlace his mask! After a few minutes of fumbling with it, Tombstone rips the mask off of the unconscious body of Chiaroscuro, exposing his face for the whole world to see! Tombstone then throws it down and spits on Chiaroscuro's body, laughing as he walks off.

Boggs: Well folks, right now we're going to send you over to Boston because the press conference announced earlier is about to start. We know it's Phobia's press conference, but what could it possibly be about?

Royce: He's announcing his candidacy for President of the United States of America.

Boggs: You idiot, we just elected a new President.

Royce: Four more years! Four more years!

Boggs: You're making absolutely no sense. Anyway, folks, the press conference is about to get underway.

The scene shifts to a live feed of a large conference room. In the upper right hand corner of the screen, there is a graphic that says "Y2K1 Meltdown". On the bottom of the screen, a graphic says "Boston, MA via satellite". At the front of the room is a head table and in the middle of the table is a podium with a microphone sticking out of it. There are numerous suit-types sitting at the table, taking sips of water, writing things down, speaking with each other, etc. Facing the table are numerous rows of chairs, filled to capacity with reporters, half toting cameras and the other half holding notepads and pencils. There is a lot of commotion going on in the room, but it comes to an abrupt halt when, from off to the side, Phobia comes walking out, wearing a pair of blue jeans, a hockey jersey with a red DW emblem on it, and his ever-present black Ion sunglasses. As he enters the room, flashes from the many cameras so off, almost creating a strobe effect. He sidles up to the podium, pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket, takes off his sunglasses, and clears his throat.

Phobia: A friend of mine named Joe Bruce put together a collection of words that I believe fits me perfectly today. He said...

He starts to read from the piece of paper.

Phobia:  There's no story that ain't been told.  There's no gimmick that ain't been sold.  There's no ocean that's never been swam.  There's no jobber that ain't been slammed.  There's no road that ain't been travelled.  There's no doctor that ain't been baffled.  Ain't no thug that never cried.  Ain't no preacher that never lied.  There ain't no rumor that ain't been passed.  Ain't no question that no one's asked.  Ain't no snow that didn't melt.  There's no punch that ain't been felt.  There's no skill that ain't been learned.  There's no planet that he ain't turned.  There's no tale that ain't been told.  There's no beauty that will never get old.  There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on.  There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on.  There's no color that ain't been seen.  Purple, yellow, forest green.  There's no desert that ain't seen rain.  Nobody here that ain't felt pain.  There ain't no leader that ain't been lead.  There's no blood that ain't been shed.  Everything left's been done before.  Nothing new, nowhere to explore.

He folds the piece of paper back up and puts it back in his pocket. Almost simultaneously, all the people in the room holding notepads and pencils raise their hands and start shouting questions at Phobia. He motions with his hands for them to settle done, as he's not quite done making his statement.

Phobia: I know many of you are wondering exactly what this means... It means I'm done. I'm retiring. The GFWA, and the world of wrestling in general, has been good to me, and I've been good to it, but it's time that we parted ways. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Matt McLean for giving me my first shot at the big time. I'd like to thank Daz Van Dyke for realizing my potential. And I'd like to thank Will Geddes and Max Danger for basing the federation around me for the last couple of months. I owe each of them a debt of gratitude that can not be paid back in one lifetime.

He puts his sunglasses back on, puts both hands on the podium, grasping the sides, and smiles at the throng of reporters.

Phobia: Now, I know you all have a million things on your minds, so at this time, I'd like to open up the floor to your questions.

Almost immediately the hands fly up and the shouting ensues. Phobia can't help but chuckle at the response. He eventually points to a reporter in the back.

Reporter #1: Phobia, why now? You're so young.

Phobia: Well, I thought it was made quite obvious by the little poem that I read... There's just nothing left for me to do. I've done it all. I started out a little-known rookie with everybody doubting me and gradually built myself up to be recognized as one of the greats of all time. I won the World Title from the person who was THE man in the GFWA's history and held the title for a long time, possibly making some people consider me to be the greatest competitor in this fed's hallowed history.

He looks around a little more and points to a reporter in the front row.

Reporter #2: But why after a loss? Wouldn't you like to go out on a high note?

Phobia: Are you kidding? To me, being beaten by the Butcher, who fulfilled a his life's dream... a long life, I might add, by winning the World Title finally at the age of 37 is a high note. A lot of people are saying that the Butcher can now be recognized as one of the best wrestlers ever in the GFWA, but if you ask me, he didn't need a belt to prove that... he proved that to me a long time ago and honestly, I consider it an honor to go out passing the torch, so to speak, to him. It is a little strange, however, for a young man such as myself to be passing the torch to an old man like the Butcher, but wrestling works in mysterious ways. Besides, going out on a loss isn't a big deal to me. I came into the wrestling world on a loss, so I'm going out the way I came in.

He points out another reporter.

Reporter #3: Phobia... how do you feel about your chances of getting into the hall of fame?

Phobia: It's really not up to me, so I'm not going to say that I should be in it, but let's take a look at what I have accomplished in my time here. I've beaten Jostrodomus, I've beaten Adam King, I've beaten Brian Watts... even though that was the gWa, I still consider it a GFWA win... I wrestled Sean Casey to a draw in our only match and I've come out on top in every match that Chaos was involved in. You name all the guys who were GFWA legends and shaped this fed to make it what it is today and I've beaten most of them at some time or another. I had one of the longest reigns in GFWA history... Hell, it could be the longest for all I know, I haven't really checked the record books. Half of the roster came in after I beat Adam King and they really don't know what the GFWA is going to be like without me being Champion. That gives me a feeling of pride to know that. I think that I have accomplished a lot and I would consider it a real honor to be inducted into the hall of fame.

Reporter #4: You just went over your credentials and you say that there's nothing left for you to do, but the only title in the GFWA that you ever won is the World Title... Do you think that will tarnish your reputation as one of the greats?

Phobia: Well, being remembered as one of the greats certainly would be nice, but it's not something I'm going to worry about and stress over. I know what I accomplished and I know in my heart that I was the best that I could be and that's all that matters... but, to be perfectly honest with you, the fact that I never won any other titles besides the World, to me, speaks volumes of my drive and determination and it clearly shows that I would not compromise my goals. When I first stepped into the GFWA, my eyes were firmly planted on Adam King because he was the World Champion. I wasn't concerned with winning the TV Title, the US Title, Tag Titles or the Extreme Title. It was just something that I was not interested in. I wanted the World Title and I stopped at nothing until I got my shot and captured the prize. So do I think the fact that I didn't hold those titles detracts from my career? No way, I think it makes my career that much more illustrious.

Reporter #5: You mentioned that you've won matches that involved Chaos earlier... But the two of you have never faced each other one on one, despite the heavy build-up that the two of you have created the past month... Do you regret that it never happened?

Phobia: Oh yeah, definitely. Don't get me wrong, there are going to be regrets about this retirement. I can't stand when I see guys go out and they say they have no regrets. It's only natural to wonder what could have been if you continued. I wish that Chaos and I could have had a match, but at the same time, I'm not going to lose sleep over the fact that it didn't happen. And who knows? Maybe it will happen. Everyone knows that a wrestler's first retirement usually isn't his last. I could be back out here at any time. Probably not for a while, but there's definitely the possibility.

Reporter #6: Have you seen the comments the Butcher made about you recently? And if you have, any parting shots to him?

Phobia gets a big smile on his face, shaking his head.

Phobia: Oh no, don't even try it guys because it won't work. You're not going to be able to stir the pot to get my competitive juices flowing again so I have to go back out there... Yeah, I saw what Butch said, but honestly, he said that because he thought that he was going to have fight me again sometime down the line. If he knew that I was retiring, he wouldn't have said those things. He probably should have noticed something was up, though, because people who come off a two month plus title reign don't get left off the Pay Per View card and they don't have to work up through the rankings like a rookie. But really, I've got nothing but nice things to say about the Butcher and I know he'll make a great Champ.

Reporter #7: How do you think the fans will react to this news?

Phobia: Well, based on the way I've been treated when I come out to the ring lately... they're going to cheer.

The crowd of reporters erupts into laughter.

Phobia: But seriously, it's too bad that I had to go out at a time when I wasn't exactly a fan favorite. I wish I could have gone out on a better note with them because, really, all us wrestlers owe everything to them. Without them, we would be without jobs because there would be no one to pay our salaries.

Reporter #8: Any side projects you got going on?

Phobia: I'm glad you asked that... I've just gone into business with a few associates of mine here in Boston and we're going to open an athletic wear and sports equipment company called Armageddon Athletics.

Reporter #8: So we're going to see you hocking t-shirts on TV?

More laughter, including from Phobia.

Phobia: No, no... I'm just putting up the capital. I'll be retiring to some island in the south pacific somewhere spending my days on the beach... We've got someone else hocking the t-shirts. We've just signed our first endorsement deal and you'll be seeing ads in less than two months featuring "Pure Oxygen" Omar Owens. He's going to be a huge star and he's going to make me a lot of money.

Just about every reporter still has his hand up, hoping to ask Phobia more questions, but he's said pretty much all he'd like to say at this point.

Phobia: Now, if there are no more questions...

The hands get raised higher and questions get shouted louder.

Phobia: ...Good, no more questions. I'd like to end this by giving a special thanks to all the members of the GFWA staff and the wrestlers, too... They're the ones who made me a star. Thank you everybody.

The scene cuts back to the two announcers at Sun Devil Stadium.

Royce: No.  Oh god no.  Please no.

Boggs: Well, yet another GFWA legend steps down.  This is a new GFWA we've got here and people like Sean Casey, Adam King, and now Phobia are passing the torch to a new generation.

Royce: Oh lord no.  No, no, no.

Boggs: It's too bad, but it's not that bad, King.

Royce: He was a great champion.  He was going to rise again!

Boggs: You're acting like Max Danger just retired.

Royce: Max Danger retired?  Kill me now.

Boggs: No...please kill me.

THE BUTCHER .vs. CHAOS, World Heavyweight Title Match

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts to play, as the immediately start to boo. Out walks Chaos, with Karnage right behind him. Chaos slowly makes his way down the aisle, as the fans continue to boo him. Chaos just soaks it all in, as if it gives him strength. Chaos slides into the ring, and poses as pyro shoots into the air. Chaos stalks about the ring, watching the entrance way intently, as "Enter Sandman" fades out. "Nutshell" by Alice In Chains blasts throughout the stadium, as the World Champion, Butcher steps through the curtains. The place explodes! Butcher stands at the entrance with the World Title about his waist, and his bag of goodies over his shoulder. Butcher starts towards the ring, as the fans are chanting his name. He gets halfway down the aisle, when Chaos jumps out of the ring. Chaos meets Butcher in the aisle, and Butcher blocks a Chaos right, and nails one of his own. Butcher has Chaos reeling with some big time rights! Butcher backs Chaos against the railing, and wails away at his head. Butcher still has his title around his waist, as he continues his assault on Chaos. Butcher whips Chaos across the aisle, and into the other guardrail! Butcher clotheslines Chaos over the railing and into the crowd!

Boggs: Looks like we are going into the crowd early, King!

Royce: This one hasn't officially started yet!

Butcher with more rights, that send Chaos sprawling. Butcher with a kick to the face, and another right. Butcher rams Chaos' head into a wall! Butcher with more rights, before sending Chaos into a trash can! Butcher drags Chaos up some stairs, and fires away with more punches. Butcher takes a fans chair, and bashes Chaos over the head with it! The fans are loving this! Chaos is sent into the corrider wall! They walk down a small incline, and into a back hallway! Butcher sends Chaos into the mercandise stand!! Butcher takes a Chaos t-shirt off the wall.

The Butcher: Get your very own Chaos t-shirt today, for only $25! Get them while they last, because it'll be a collector's item when I end Chaos' career tonight!!

Boggs: Strong words by the champion.

Royce: He should do commercials.

Butcher starts to choke Chaos with his own t-shirt, as the fans rush over to buy Chaos' t-shirt. Butcher grabs a fans camera, and bashes it over Chaos' head!! Butcher whips Chaos into the concession booth, and he flair flips up and over it! Butcher grabs a sucker jar, and breaks it over Chaos's head, drawing blood!! Butcher walks over to the beer machine, and puts his mouth on the noozle, guzzling down some beer. Butcher grabs Chaos, and slams him into the popcorn machine!!! Butcher eats some popcorn, before grabbing a cheese gratter and rubbing Chaos' head with it, drawing more blood! Butcher unloads with more rights, before grabbing a glass and breaking it over Chaos' head! Chaos is down, as Butcher stands up, and the nearby fans go crazy!!! Butcher walks up to a man wanting to buy something.

The Butcher: Hello, can I help you sir?

Man: Yeah, I want a Budweiser, and I want you to put on my wedding ring, and punch Chaos a few times with it.

The Butcher: I think I can do that, sir.

The man gives him his wedding ring, and Butcher puts it on. Before unloading on Chaos, Butcher pours the man a beer. Butcher mounts Chaos, and starts to pound away on his skull with the man's wedding ring! More blood starts to pour our of Chaos, as Butcher hands the ring back to man, and the man proceeds to "Whoo!" like a madman. Butcher walks up to very beautiful woman.

The Butcher: And how may I help you, miss?

Woman: Well, I want a better as well.. plus I want you to kick Chaos in the nuts! Oh, and I'd love for a kiss from you.

The Butcher: I can definitely do that!

The Butcher pours the lady a beer, and hands it to her. Chaos struggles to his feet, and as he turns around, Butcher kicks into field goal kicking position, and kicks Chaos between the uprights! Chaos collapses back to the ground, as the fans roar again. Butcher walks back over to the female, who proceeds to give him a big ole kiss, tongue and all! Butcher then starts to "Whoo!" like a madman.

Boggs: Lucky man, that Butcher is.

Royce: Let's just hope she is of legal age. Don't want our champion going to jail.

Butcher picks up Chaos, and dumps him back over the counter. He grabs another beer for himself, and gulps it out. Chaos pulls himself up with the aid of a mercandise table, and Butcher breaks the beer bottle over his head! Chaos falls onto the merchandise table, as Butcher punches away at Chaos' forehead! Butcher, who is STILL wearing his title belt, grabs an framed-autographed picture of Joz off the wall, and breaks it over Chaos' head. Butcher with more punches, to open the wound even further. Butcher pulls Chaos off the table and leads him further down the hall. Butcher whips Chaos through a door, and follows in after him. Butcher with a kick to Chaos' face, then sends him into the wall! There are a few bags laying around. Butcher searches through one, find a blow dryer, and smacks Chaos in the face with it! Butcher slams Chaos into the wall again, then stops, hearing some water running. Butcher punches Chaos again, before heading towards the water. Steam pours out of the showers, as Butcher peaks in. He doesn't see anyone, and walks in. A loud scream is heard! A loud smack sound is heard, as Denise Lopez comes running out of the shower, topless, before grabbing a towel. Butcher comes out next, with a huge smile, but also holding his face after the slap he received.

Royce: DAMN!! Denise!! I... I... saw.. her... boobies!!! WHOO!!

Boggs: Calm down partner.

Royce: Calm down!? I saw Denise fuckin' Lopez in the nude!!!

Boggs: Oh yeah! WHOO!

Butcher continues to stare at Denise, as she quickly grabs her things and walks out of the room, with the towel still wrapped about her. You hear the male fans hooting and howlering. Butcher is blindsided by Chaos, as he just stares! Both men down, but Chaos gets on the offensive first, with rights and lefts! Chaos slams Butcher into the wall, and then tosses him into the shower! Chaos rams Butcher's head into a shower head! Chaos rips a mirror off the wall, and breaks it over Butcher's head! Blood starts to pour out! Chaos slams Butcher into the wall again, before tosses him out of the showers. Chaos with more rights, before pushing Butcher out of the room. Chaos whips Butcher into a soda machine! Chaos repeatedly rams Butcher's head into the machine!! Chaos leads Butcher further down the hall, and through some doors. Chaos nails Butcher with a trash can, and rams him into the wall. Chaos grabs a fire extingiusher, and bashes him over the head with it!! Butcher goes stumbling down some stairs!!! Butcher slowly gets to his feet, as Chaos goes sliding down the stair railing, and leaps off at Butcher, nailing him with a clothesline!!

Boggs: Nice move by the challenger!

Royce: You realize that this match hasn't even started yet, right?

Boggs: Yep.

Chaos grabs a wet floor sign and bashes Butcher over the head with it a couple of times, before tossing him into a pillar. Chaos grabs a chair and bashes Butcher over the head with it!!! Chaos whips Butcher through the doors, and we are going outside! Butcher is slammed into the wall, and then into a light pole! Into the parking lot we go. Chaos slams Butcher's head into a white car hood, and out jumps the driver. It's Denise. Chaos slams Butcher's head into it again, as Denise yells at him to stop. Chaos climbs atop the car with Butcher, and kicks him in the stomach. Follow through powerbomb by Chaos, as Butcher's face bounces off the roof of the car!! Chaos threatens to hit Denise before jumping onto the roof. Chaos with a piledriver on Butcher on the roof of the car!!!!! Denise is shouting for him to stop. Chaos goes for another piledriver, but Butcher flips him over and onto the hood. Butcher jumps at Chaos, who catches him, and spears him right through the front windshield!! Holy Shit chants start up in the stadium as they watch on the big screen!!!

Boggs: Holy shit, man! Butcher is dead!!!

Royce: Chaos is destroying Butcher now!

Chaos reaches into the car, and pulls out a bloody Butcher. Chaos pushes Butcher off the car, and jumps off with a leg drop! Chaos picks up Butcher, and rams his head through the side windshield!!!! Denise is almost coming to tears. Why? Chaos pulls Butcher out, and he's covered in blood. Chaos opens up the car door, and places Butcher's leg there. Chaos goes to shut the door on Butcher's leg, when Denise jumps on Chaos' back! Chaos grabs Denise by the hair, and tosses her to the concrete!! The asshole chants come up from the crowd.

Boggs: That was just horrible!! She could be seriously hurt!!

Royce: Chaos, you dick! She let us see her nude! You don't hurt women that do that!

Chaos goes back to Butcher, and goes to slam the door on his leg again, but Butcher moves his leg, and low blows Chaos!!! Butcher DDTs Chaos on the concrete!! Both men are down!!! Chaos is the first to move, sitting up, shaking his head free of the cobwebs. Chaos gets to his feet, and stumbles around, as Butcher rolls onto his stomach. He gets to his knees, when Chaos kicks him in the stomach! Chaos slams Butcher into the side of Denise's car!! Chaos walks over and grabs her keys. He opens up the trunk, and pulls out the tire iron. Chaos goes at Butcher, but he blocks. Butcher fires back with rights, and has Chaos reeling! Butcher backs Chaos up against a big Dodge truck, before Chaos gets in the eye rake, and bashes Butcher in the head with the tire iron!!!!

Boggs: Damn!

Royce: I don't need to say anything.

Chaos starts to choke Butcher with the tire iron, before ramming him into the grill of the Dodge! Chaos climbs onto the hood of the trunk, and comes off, nailing Butcher in the head with the tire iron! Chaos climbs back up, as Butcher pulls himself up. Chaos comes off again, but Butcher blocks, nails an overhead belly to belly release suplex on Chaos on the concrete!!!! Chaos gets up holding his back, and walks into a Butcher spinebuster!!!! Butcher slowly climbs onto the hood of the Dodge. The blood all over Butcher, causes him to slip on the hood. This gives Chaos time to climb up with him. They trade blows, before Butcher gains the upper hand. He goes for a suplex off the truck, but Chaos blocks, and hits an inverted vertical suplex onto the roof of the truck. Chaos climbs up to join Butcher, and goes for a pedigree on the roof of the truck! Butcher blocks, and flips Chaos over and into the bed of the truck! Butcher gets to his feet, as Chaos slowly does the same. Butcher leaps off the roof of the truck, and nails Chaos with a bulldog in the bed!! Butcher pulls down the tailgate, and goes for a running powerbomb off the truck!! Butcher leaps off the truck with Chaos, but Chaos turns it into a hurricanranna, and Butcher goes flying into the front windshield of the car behind the truck!!!!!! Chaos landed dead on front of the car, stomach first!! Another Holy Shit chant breaks out!

Boggs: Holy shit is right! That's just sick!!!

Royce: Jesus Christ man, these guys are going to be dead if they keep this up!

Boggs: And we haven't even started the match yet!!!

Both men are out for a long period of time, before Chaos starts to move. He crawls on the ground, before pulling himself up with the tailgate. Chaos is holding his stomach and he slowly walks over to Butcher. Chaos climbs onto the hood of the car, and slowly pulls the completely covered in blood Butcher out of the windshield. Chaos tosses Butcher into the bed of the truck, and jumps into the cab. He hot wires the truck, and starts back towards the stadium. Chaos drives all the way into the stadium, and up to the ring!! Chaos slowly climbs out of the truck, and climbs into the bed. He unloads with more rights on Butcher!! Chaos hiptosses Butcher off the bed and to the hard ground of Sun Devil Stadium!! Butcher gets to his feet, and Chaos nails him with a flying head scissors!!! Chaos with more rights, before sending Butcher into the guardrail!! Butcher comes flying back with a big lariat!!! Butcher can't capitalize though, so Chaos slams him against the trunk! Chaos with a german sulpex on Butcher, and his head nails the tailgate!!!

Boggs: OW!! Damn, the other side of his head is busted open now!!

Royce: This is just brutal!!

Chaos grabs Butcher by the hair and brings him to his feet. Chaos tosses Butcher back into the bed of the truck, grabs a chair, and backs it up to the G-Tron. Chaos rams Butcher into a support beam, before dropkicking Butcher out of the truck! Chaos climbs onto the horizontal support beam, and nails the Total Chaos!!!! Butcher's ENTIRE body is covered in blood. His blood is even covering Chaos, who is bleeding on his own. Chaos continues his assault on Butcher, with some stiff ass rights. Chaos lifts up Butcher and DVDs him on the chair!!! Chaos climbs even higher up on the G-Tron, and goes for the Total Chaos again!! Butcher moved!!!! Chaos nailed the ground hard, and that chair didn't help any!!!! Both men down!!

Boggs: These men are insane!!!

Royce: And it hasn't even started yet!!!

Boggs: Hey, Butcher is STILL wearing the World Title, man, that's just crazy!

Chaos gets to his feet, and holding his ass and the back of his legs, as Butcher stumbles around on his feet. Chaos grabs the steel chair, and whallops Butcher in the head!! He doesn't go down!! Chaos nails him again, and Butcher stumbles up against the truck!! Chaos whacks him again!! Butcher falls his his ass, as Chaos blasts him again!!! Chaos is unloading on Butcher with that steel chair!!!!!! Chaos sets the chair in front of Butcher's face, and dropkicks him!!!! Chaos pulls Butcher over, and slingshots him into the passenger window on the truck!!!! Chaos opens the door, and places Butcher's leg in there. Chaos slams the door on Butcher's leg!!!!!!! Butcher doesn't let out a scream though, he just smiles!!!! Chaos does it again!!! An even bigger smile from Butcher!!!

Boggs: What the hell!? Does Butcher like this!?

Royce: I don't think he knows where he is! He's lost so much blood.

Chaos goes to do it again, but Butcher moves his leg, and rams Chaos' head into the door! Butcher hops over to Chaos, and picks him up onto his shoulder. Butcher runs with Chaos, and tosses him like a dart into the side mirror, breaking it off!!!! Butcher grabs Chaos, limping badly, and rams him into the G-Tron vertical support beam!! Butcher spears Chaos, sending him through the central support beam!!! The G-Tron starts to sway on it's weaker support beams! Chaos is punched to the ground and up against another support beam! Butcher jumps into the truck, and gets into position!! Butcher speeds towards Chaos, who moves, and Butcher takes out another support beam!!! Down comes the G-Tron!!!!!

Boggs: Butcher just knocked down the G-Tron!!!!

Royce: Jesus! Luckily there was a lot of room over there, so no fan was hit.

Butcher grabs a metal rod, and nails Chaos with it!!! Butcher jabs it into his stomach again and again, then across his back! Butcher leads Chaos towards the ring, picking up his bag of goodies on the way. Butcher slams Chaos into the ring steps!! Butcher starts to dig through his bag of goodies, before just dumping everything out. Included were a pair of brass knuckles, a cactus plant, a noose, a picture of Britney Spears, no reason, just there, and a George Foreman grill! Butcher puts on the brass knucks, and pummels Chaos with 'em!!! Butcher removes the top steps, and nails Chaos with a brainbuster on the steps!!!! Butcher picks up the Spears picture, looks at it, before tossing it aside. Butcher whips Chaos into the ring post. Butcher mounts Chaos and unloads with the brass knucks! Butcher removes the monitors from the Spanish announce table, and sets Chaos on the table. Butcher climbs onto the ring apron, and goes for a running elbow!!! Chaos moved!!!!! Butcher goes crashing through the table!!!!!! Holy shit!!! Both men are down!

Boggs: No regard for their own safety!

Royce: Oh yeah, and this match HASN'T STARTED YET!!!

Chaos rolls towards the ring, and looks to get in to actually start the match, but decides against it, and searches under the ring for something. Chaos pulls out a ladder, and the crowd goes nuts!!! Chaos picks up the ladder, and knocks the now standing Butcher back down!!!! Chaos drives the ladder into Butcher's leg!!! Chaos lays the ladder down, and puts Butcher's leg in between the ladder legs! Chaos slams the ladder onto Butcher's leg, then climbs onto the ring apron. Asai moonsault by Chaos onto the ladder!!! Butcher holds his leg in pain!! Chaos stomps away at the leg, before setting the ladder back up. Chaos gets onto the guardrail, then rides the ladder down onto Butcher!!!!! Chaos sets the ladder up, and climbs it. Chaos tries a big frog splash, and nails it!! NO!! Butcher grabbed a monitor at the last second, and Chaos' head nailed it!!! Both men down again!!

Boggs: My god, how much more can these men take!!!!

Royce: I dunno, but I wish they would just start the frickin' match!

Boggs: They have to get into the ring first.

After a few minutes on the floor, Butcher pulls himself up, as Chaos uses the ladder to lift himself. Butcher goes at Chaos, who hiptosses him into the ladder!! No! Butcher showing some agility, and lands on the ladder, and nails a tornado DDT on Chaos from the ladder!!!!!! Butcher walks around the ring, and grabs the noose. He comes back, and puts it around Chaos' neck! Butcher climbs up the ladder, leading Chaos up with him, then jumps over the other side. Butcher lands on the ground, and starts to hang Chaos!!!! Chaos kicks over the ladder, which in turn stops Butcher from hanging him. Butcher forces Chaos to his feet, and nails him with a big right. Chaos tries to run away, but Butcher yanks on the rope, and Chaos falls to the ground! Butcher pulls Chaos to him, and wraps the rope around Chaos, tying him up! Butcher grabs a steel chair, and goes to repay the favor, but Karnage grabs the chair from him. Butcher knees Karnage low, and bashes him over the head with the steal chair!! Big DDT on Karnage! Butcher turns around, and Chaos kicks him in the stomach. Chaos unties himself, and goes for a DDT of his own, but Butcher blocks, and picks up Chaos, and drives him into the ring post!!!! Delayed vertical suplex by Butcher on the floor!!!

Boggs: So, this is going to the be the longest non-match in the history of our sport.

Royce: Looks to be that way, Randy.

Butcher picks up Chaos, and sets him on the ring apron. Butcher grabs the ladder and sets it up on the floor near Chaos. Butcher climbs the ladder, as Chaos gets to his feet. Chaos, leaning on the ropes, kicks over the ladder, and Butcher goes crashing through the American announce table!!!! Chaos keeps upright by hanging onto the ropes, before going up top. Karnage tosses him a chair, and Chaos nails the Total Chaos on Butcher!!!!!! Chaos slowly gets to his feet, and rolls Butcher into the ring, as the bell sounds to FINALLY start the match. Chaos pulls Butcher to the center of the ring, and makes the cover! ONE.... TWO..... THRE!!!!!!!!!! KICK OUT!!!!!! Chaos picks up Butcher and whips him to the ropes. Chaotic Kick is ducked, and Butcher comes back with a flying forearm! Both men down again!!! Chaos is the first to his feet, and nails Butcher with a right. Another right, is followed by four more rights, as Chaos backs Butcher into the corner. Chaos whips Butcher across the ring. Chaos misses the blind charge, nad Butcher goes up top. He goes for the bulldog, but Chaos counters it with a waistlock suplex!!! 1... 2... kick out!!!!

Boggs: Another nearfall by the challenger!

Royce: He's going to win, I can sense it!

Chaos picks up Butcher, and whips him to the ropes. Butcher ducks the clotheslines, ducks the back hand, Chaos goes to the ropes too, and tries a cross body block. Butcher catches him, and hits a fall away slam!! Butcher grabs Chaos, and goes for the Downtown Drop, but Chaos flips free, and rolls up Butcher! Butcher rolls through!! 1.... 2.... kick out by Chaos!! Both men up, and nail each other with rights! They both stumble backwards, but Chaos charges at Butcher. Powerslam by Butcher!! 1.. .2... kick out!!! Butcher with more rights, as he lifts Chaos to his feet. Chaos is sent to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, and cmoes off with a spinning heel kick out Butcher!!!! 1.... 2... kick out!!! Chaos and Butcher jump to their feet, and lock up. Chaos quickly knees Butcher in the stomach, and goes for a stunner, but Butcher blocks and tries an Olympic Slam! Chaos spins out of that, goes for the Chaotic Kick, but Butcher catches it!!! Butcher spins Chaos around, kicks him in the stomach, and nails the Downtown Drop!!!!! ONE..... TWO..... THREE!!! NO! NO! CHAOS KICKED OUT!!!!

Boggs: How the hell did Chaos kick out of that!?

Royce: Simply amazing, Randy, simply amazing!

Butcher can't believe it. Butcher peels Chaos off the canvas, and goes for another Downtown Drop! Chaos fires off some punches, and gets Butcher leaning backwards. Chaos with a hurricanranna on Butcher! He gets the rollup, but Butcher reverses it for the cover! Before the ref can count, Chaos gets out, and gets to his feet! Chaotic Kick to Butcher! No! He ducked!!! Butcher sends Chaos to the ropes! Chaos ducks the clothesline! He slides under the big boot, gets sent to the ropes again! Butcher lowers his head, Chaos flips over him, continues to the ropes. Back drop by Butcher, but Chaos lands on his feet, Butcher turns around, and Chaos nails the Chaotic Kick!!!! ONE...... TWO.....THREE!!!!! NO! NO! NO!! BUTCHER KICKED OUT!!!!!

Boggs: Oh my god!! Butcher kicked out of the Chaotic Kick!!

Royce: This is unbelievable!!!

Chaos is in shocked! Chaos picks up Butcher, as Karnage slides a chair into the ring. Chaos tosses the chair at Butcher who catches it. Chaotic Kick from Chaos, but Butcher ducked! Butcher swings at Chaos with the chair!! Chaos ducks! Another Chaotic Kick attempt by Chaos is countered as Butcher swings the chair into Chaos leg!!! Chaos rolls to the outside. Butcher goes to the ropes, and tires a tope with the chair!!! Chaos jumps onto the guardrail, and leaps off with the Chaotic Kick to the chair, that is being held by the flying Butcher, and it smacks him in the face!!!!! Butcher also slams into the guadrail, as Chaos fall and racks himself on the guardrail!!!! Karnage grabs Butcher and rolls him into the ring. He gets Chaos off the guardrail, and helps him back into the ring. Chaos crawls across the ring, and covers Butcher. ONE..... TWO..... THREE!! NO!! BUTCHER GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!

Boggs: Fuck far! What's it going to take to end this thing!!!

Royce: I don't know! I'm almost scared to think about it.

Chaos is ballistic. He's all up in the ref's face. Chaos jumps outside and grabs a table. Chaos slides it into the ring, and sets it up in the corner. Chaos grabs Butcher and places him on the table. Chaos climbs up top, with chair in hand, and is about to attempt the Total Chaos. Butcher gets off the table, and climbs up to join Chaos!! They start to trade blows. Butcher gets in a shot to the eyes, and goes for the superplex!! Chaos flips out of that, and barely has room to land on the top turnbuckle behind Butcher!! CHAOS WITH A TOP ROPE DRAGON SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE ON BUTCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!!! CHAOS WINS!!

Boggs: Chaos is the NEW World Champion!! He beat Butcher!!!!

Royce: My god!! I think Butcher is dead!!!

Boggs: He isn't moving, King. This looks serious!

Royce: I don't know anyone that could survive a top rope dragon suplex, much less one through a table, and one following the beating he had taken.

Boggs: Here come the EMTs.

"Enter Sandman" plays, as Chaos gets booed pretty heavily. Chaos stand over the motionless Butcher, and takes the bloodied belt off his waist. Chaos hoists it high into the air, as the booes grow louder. Chaos jumps to the middle turnbuckle and holds the belt high up, and the fans start to boo louder and pelt the man with trash. Chaos jumps back down and looks down at the lifeless Butcher, as the paramedics rush into the ring. Chaos continues to stare at him with a smile on his face, as they load him onto a stretcher. Butcher is wheeled to the back, as Chaos continues to celebrate.

Boggs: Well, that was an amazing match, King.

Royce: Yes it was. One of the best I have ever seen.

Boggs: I took a long while before it officially got started, but even the non-stanctioned stuff was top-notch and brutal.

Royce: This match has set a new standard as to how all future World Title matches will be viewed and judged.

Boggs: The Butcher and Chaos gave it one hundred percent, and proved why they are two of the best in the business.

Royce: I can't wait to see a rematch between these two.

Boggs: Me either, but let's just hope Butcher isn't seriously injured here, King. That top rope Dragon Suplex wasn't the most perfectly executed, so let's take another look at it.

They show a replay of the move that won the match for Chaos, and you can see, Chaos is having trouble keeping his hands locked in the full nelson position due to all the blood covering the men. As he lifts Butcher over, his hands come apart, and Butcher goes through the table with his neck. The footage ends.

Boggs: Man, that looked hideous!

Royce: There's no way that didn't break his neck.

Boggs: I know, that was just very ugly.

Royce: But Chaos is our champion, whether he severly injured Butcher or not, so we'll have to get used to that.

Chaos finally starts to the back with the fans booing loudly and pelting him with trash, and is slowly walking back to the backstage area, but out of nowhere the Silencas come running out to attack him. Jostrodomus, Sonic Youth, and Ricky Green, all headed for Chaos. Sonic is the first one there, and clotheslines Chaos to the ground.

Royce: After that last match, I’m surprised Chaos is even standing!

Boggs: He won’t for long!

The three men are stomping on Chaos, and Chaos can’t even defend himself. Joz picks him up, and scoop slams him to the ground. They drag his body to the ring. Joz has a microphone now, and looks as if he’s going to speak. Then, the lights black out, and a red light appears on the stage, with four men in cloaks.

Boggs: These are the four men who attacked the Silencas earlier!

One of the men holds up a microphone.

Voice: Jostodomus. Sonic Youth. Ricky Green. It is time for you to meet your makers. We rule you. We control you. And now, it’s time to eliminate you.

The four men slowly walk to the ring, as the Silencas back up a little. The men climb in, and charge at the Silencas. Joz tries to fight one off, but other one comes up and evens the odds. Sonic Youth is fighting off one of the men, but gets a swift kick in the gut, and…

Royce: Oh shit!

The man in the cloak sets Youth up and nails a DECAPITATOR. He holds onto it, and forces Youth to scream out in pain, and there is no one to help him. The two other cloaked men whip Joz to the third man, who delivers a DARKNESS OF LIGHT to Jostrodomus. The two men then turn to Ricky Green and grab him, and slam him down with a HELLRAISER.

Boggs: Who the hell are these people?

Max Danger comes out and stands on the stage, clapping his hands.

Royce: Oh, this is getting bad.

The four men in the ring get down on their knees and bow to Danger. He laughs, and holds up a microphone.

Danger: About time somebody shut those damn Silencas up. And who best to do that then the High Society? Exactly. I give you the new High Society…

The men all remove their cloaks, to reveal Chiaroscuro, Devilz Darkside, and the Dealer of Pain, Tombstone.

Boggs: What the HELL?

Royce: Chiaroscuro and Tombstone destroyed each other earlier tonight, and now they’re stablemates? How did that happen?

Boggs: I don't know, but we are desperately out of time! We'll see you next Saturday for Rumble!! Good night!!!

The four men stand up, and grin. Danger just smiles evily as the camera fades to black.