
Live
from The Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota
November 27th, 1999
(The scene fades in with the GFWA logo on the screen....

...as it fades out, the scene fades into the arena. You see a shot of the backstage entrance area. Suddenly, the door swings open and Biggunn, Doc Holiday, Johnny Death, and Jayson Flames walk into the building, Biggunn leading the way. Then, the scene shifts to another entrance into the arena. "Awesome" Adam King is walking in, with the Extreme title around his shoulder and his equipment bag around his other shoulder. The scene then fades to a shot of earlier in the day. A limo is pulling into the arena parking deck. Out jumps Grunge and T-Dogg, with their Tag Team Title belts around their shoulders. The Lethal Soldier and Derek Guild are there, and when Grunge and T-Dogg get out of the limo, the four exchange some words and Grunge and T-Dogg walk off.)
Randy Boggs: Winter Harvest is just around the corner, but what will happen on Saturday Night Rumble??!!?? Starting NOW!!!!
(The scene then cuts to the Saturday Night Rumble theme music and video package. As it rolls, you see some impressive highlights of past GFWA events. Then it fades out and the scene inside the Target Center comes up. The arena is packed out with GFWA fans, almost all of them holding up various signs. As the camera continues to pan the crowd and the Saturday Night Rumble music continues to play in the background, you hear again the voice of Randy Boggs.)
Randy Boggs: The GFWA is on the Official Countdown as we descend to the biggest night in GFWA history....the biggest Pay-Per-View extravaganza in the history of Pay-Per-Views....as we move towards the summit, we bring you another jam-packed edition of Saturday Night Rumble!!!! The Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota has been sold out for weeks in anticipation of this weekend's events, and tonight, we have a stellar card for you as we head right into Winter Harvest '99!!! Along side me as always is King Royce, and King, tonight, we will find out who it is that will fight tomorrow night for the coveted Heavyweight Title as 5 men battle for 2 spots in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament!!!
King Royce: Oh man, we are so close to Winter Harvest!!! And we are gonna have a great night tonight, because in that very ring tonight, The Butcher will go toe-to-toe with Grunge in a match to determine one of the slots in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament Finals!! What a match that should be, but also tonight, by order of the President himself, Matt McLean, "Awesome" Adam King is back in the Tournament, and he will square off against Mike Powers.....and the winner of that match has to fight Biggunn!!! TONIGHT!!! So whoever wins the match with Powers and King has to pull some 'double duty' tonight, if you know what I mean!!
Boggs: Double duty, indeed, King!! Also tonight, we have sort of a grudge match between The Silencers and Matt Vargas and Mr. Last....these groups have shown some ill will towards each other in past events, and it all comes to a head tonight!!! Also tonight, we have a couple of newcomers squaring off against one another, as Dark Warrior will face Strait Hate....wait a second.....we're getting something.....what's goin' on back there?
(The scene shifts to the backstage area. A door opens up and Doc Holiday and Johnny Death are beating up Derek Guild in his locker room.)
Boggs: My GOD, King!!! It's Doc Holiday and Johnny Death!!! And they're doin' a number on Derek Guild here!!!
Royce: Looks like Doc wants to get a headstart on tomorrow night's big Lightweight title match....look at this!
(The scene shifts back to inside the arena.)
Boggs: Well, we're about ready to kick things off here on Saturday Night Rumble, and we have an extreme rules match to do so!! It'll be "The One Man Army" Daryl Armstrong goin' up agianst "Wyld Fyre" Jayson Flames....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions....Bob?
"One
Man Army"
Daryl Armstrong vs. "Wyld
Fyre"
Jayson Flames
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is
scheduled for one fall and is an Extreme rules match. Coming out
first at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 249 pounds, hailing
from Dallas, Texas, he is...."Wyld Fyre" Jayson
Flames!!!!
("Falling Away From Me" by KoRn plays as Flames walks out.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, hailing from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada, he stands 7 feet 1 inches tall and weighs 380 pounds......"The One Man Army" Daryl Armstrong!!!!
("Got the Life" by KoRn plays as DA doesn't come out.)
Boggs: Wait......look at the Titantron? It's DA in the locker room. He's reading a magazine.
Royce: Look! Jayson Flames is on his way to the back! What's gonna happen?
Boggs: He's gonna find Armstrong and beat the crap out of him.......Flames is at the door.....he kicks it open! Oh DA is surprised! Flames clotheslines him off the chair! They're going at it hard! They're trading blows.......DA blocks a left and goes for a clothesline.......Flames ducks it.......kick to the midsection.......DDT ON THE FLOOR! DA IS OUT COLD! Flames is just stomping away on him.
Royce: Flames is crazy!
Boggs: Flames goes for a chair.......Oh over the back of DA. One to the head! Flames picks up DA and sets the chair down.
Royce: What's he gonna do?
Boggs: Flames gets DA in a piledriver........Oh on the chair! He piledrived him on the chair! Here comes the ref.....Flames makes the cover......1, 2, 3!!!! Jayson Flames with a huge win over one of the top Extreme wrestlers!
Royce: Flames saw DA on the Titantron and he went after him. This is Extreme rules so Flames went to his locker room to get his victory. DA wasn't expecting it. I don't know what he was doing.
Boggs: Wait a second, who's that??? That's Grunge!!! And T-Dogg!! After the pin, now they've moved in and are just stomping on Flames and Armstrong here!!! Good Lord, why would they be doin' that???
Royce: Who knows, Randy....but look!! Here's come Lethal Soldier and Derek Guild to the rescue!!!
Boggs: Rescue???? LOOK NOW!!! LS and Guild are both beating on Armstrong and Flames as well!!! All four men are taking it to Flames and Armstrong here!!! Look, both Flames and Armstrong are laid out here!!!
(The scene shifts from that to the rampway back inside the arena.)
Boggs: What does all this mean, King? Have Grunge and T-Dogg joined up with Lethal Soldier and Derek Guild here??
Royce: Maybe we'll find out at some point during the rest of tonight....wait!!! Listen to that!!! What the heck???
(All of a sudden, the lights dim and "Take It" by The Insane Clown Posse kicks up inside the arena. The crowd seems a bit confused until....)
Boggs: LOOK, KING!!! IT'S GRUNGE!!! AND T-DOGG!!! STANDING NEXT TO THE LETHAL SOLDIER AND DEREK GUILD HERE!!! AND....AND LOOK, THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME T-SHIRTS ON.....IT SAYS......THE LETHAL REBELLION??? Wait, now Grunge has a mic here!!!
Grunge: McLean, ya see this?? This is what you're up against! The time is now! We are the LETHAL REBELLION... Fear us....
(Grunge drops the microphone as "Take It" by the ICP kicks back up and The Lethal Rebellion just stand on the platform together.)
Boggs: What have we all witnessed here?? The forming of a stronger Rebellion?? The LETHAL REBELLION!!! Some of the biggest names in the GFWA are a part of this, and who will stand against them????
Royce: I don't know, Randy, but this spells trouble....big time trouble....
Boggs: Well, let's send it back to our roving reporter, Denise Lopez, as she's caught up with "Wonderful" Mr. Last!!! Denise?
(The scene shifts back to the backstage interview location. Mr. Last is standing next to Denise Lopez.)
Lopez: I am standing here right now with "Wonderful" Mr. Last. Can I get a few words on your tag match with the Silencers tonight?
Mr. Last: I dont really see them as much of a threat, they've been nowhere to be found lately. I hope that they show up. I have been looking forward to beating their asses for about a week or so.
Lopez: That is a pretty bold statement considering that the odds are going to be against you if the Silencers bring their 3rd member down in "The Str8 Killa" Ricky Green....it'd be a handicap match then, Mr. Last....
Mr. Last: Str8 Killa. You think that he is going to make the difference? I dont think so. He said that he wants to go up against one of the GFWA's Lightweights, well here is the future champ right here. So bring your wannabe gangsta ass to the ring and I will show you what being WONDERFUL is all about.
Lopez: You said "future" champ. You think that it is going to be you walking out of Fort Lauderdale with the Lightweight strap?
Mr. Last: Can you look at this perfect body and tell me that I am not going to be walking out of there a Champion. In fact I am pinning the champion, Derek Guild....your ass is mine, pal. There is no way that you are walking out of there with that belt on your waist. I can guarantee that.
(Mr. Last walks off as the scene shifts back to inside the arena.)
Boggs: Wow, some pretty bold words there by Mr. Last, King....sounds like he's focused on that Lightweight title match tomorrow night at Winter Harvest!
Royce: He'd better focus on tonight's match with The Silencers....if you don't, Kart, Gatz and Green could take Last out and he won't have a Lightweight title match to fight tomorrow night!
Boggs: Indeed, you are right about that, King....well, it's time that we take a much needed commercial break....when we come back, though, it'll be "Awesome" Adam King going up against Mike Powers!!! What a match this should be, and it's coming up next!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**

(The
scene fades back in from commercial break. The scene fades into
another limo pulling up to the arena. The driver hops out of his
seat and goes to open the door. President McLean and Commissioner
Carlisle get out and make their way into the arena.)
Boggs: The GFWA brass has arrived, King, and in style!!! Someone will probably inform them of the actions of the Lethal Rebellion earlier tonight....and McLean will not be happy....
Royce: Nope, chances are he will have some sort of surprise in store for The Lethal Rebellion....
(The scene fades back inside the arena.)
Boggs: Well, it is time for our next matchup....this is big, King....as "Awesome" Adam King will take on Mike Powers in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the intros....
"Awesome" Adam
King vs. Mike
Powers
(GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament-Quarterfinal Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following
contest is set for one fall, and it is a GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament Quarterfinal Match!!! Introducing first, he is the
reigning GFWA Extreme Champion....he hails from Pittsburgh,
PA....he stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs in at 268
pounds....he is..."AWESOME" Adam KING!!!!
(The lights dim as "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong kicks up inside the arena. King enters the arena and just stands on the ramp for a few seconds before walking down the ramp and getting into the ring. He hands his Extreme title to the referee.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he hails from the Bronx, NY....standing 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighing 278 pounds....he is....MIKE POWERS!!!!
("The Rockwilder" by Method Man & Redman kicks up inside the arena as Powers stands on the rampway. He walks down to the ring and gets in the ring. The bell sounds.)
Boggs: Alright, King, we're ready to go here....Powers starts off with a collar and elbow tieup on King here....pushing him back into a corner...the ref calls for the break....and gets it! Powers backs off and King comes charging out from the corner!!! Big forearm smash to Powers head!
Royce: Nice decoy there by Adam King....these matches are always hard to do with King involved....I think you're talking about me sometimes! *laughs*
Boggs: And being the fool you are, you would think that....would it help if I called Adam King "AK"? *laughs*
Royce: Sure would! AK it is!
Boggs: I'll do my best to remember....AK now getting Powers up here....OH!! Powers with a thumb to the eye of AK here...and AK is down....down to one knee that is....and now Powers starts off the ropes....oh, nice sliding dropkick to the knees of AK and Adam King goes down!!!
Royce: Nice agility by Powers there....
Boggs: Indeed, King....Powers now quickly back up...on the attack, getting Adam King up here....irish whip, and AK reverses it....oh, nice back elbow to Powers!!! Right in the mouth and Powers goes down hard!
Royce: Adam King is one of the best, Randy, simply one of the best....
Boggs: Right you are, King....Adam King now moving back in here....gets Powers in an armbar here....oh!! Gets a handful of hair, the ref didn't see that, and moves Powers to the corner here!! Repeated kicks to the midsection by King on Powers....Powers slumping over in a heap in the corner here....
Royce: Just forget about that AK stuff...doesn't sound right....I'm sure our educated audience can tell when you're talkin' about me and talkin' about Adam King....*laughs*
Boggs: I never doubted it, King....Adam King now backs off a bit here....Powers still slumped down in the corner....oh!! Running knee delivered to the face of Powers here, and King with the momentum in this match!
Royce: Powers needs to roll out of the ring or something, get a breather....or King could wind up winning this one quick....
Boggs: King now getting Powers out of the corner....sinches a....snap suplex!! Nicely done....and now King with a rollup here....we could have a winner...1, 2, NO!! Powers managed to get that shoulder up in time....good grief, that was close!
Royce: I think King thought it was a 3 count, he's jawin' with the ref here....Powers is getting back up, turn around Adam!!
Boggs: Oh!! Big lowblow by Powers and the ref didn't see it....that levels King here....Powers getting King up....OH!! Big elevated DDT!!! Powers now with a pin....1, 2, NO!! OH MY!!! That was really close, nice combination of moves there and Powers nearly pulled it off!
Royce: Nice DDT by Powers....that's a new one for him, that elevated DDT, nearly ended this match!
Boggs: Powers now back on King here....irish whip on King, sending Adam King off the ropes....oh, King ducks the clothesline...back off the ropes....Powers ducks his head....OH!! Nice back body drop by Powers, and I thought he had gone down too early but King couldn't stop his momentum, and he ran right into that back body drop....Powers starts off the ropes....King up....OH!!! Fameasser!!!
Royce: That's it, Powers has this match won!!!
Boggs: Powers with a quick pin, oh!! He's got the tights here....1, 2,....NO!!! Look!! King got his foot on the ropes and the ref has told Powers to let go of the pin.....what a break for King there.....
Royce: You got that right....he was done for but had the presense of mind to get his foot on the ropes....close call though....
Boggs: Powers now back up....stomping on King here....King trying to fight his way up....oh! Powers with a chop block on King's legs and that takes King down....Powers climbing the inside turnbuckle here, up to the 2nd turnbuckle....leaps....OH!!! He drops a leg right down onto King's knee there and that took King down!!!
Royce: Nice move, trying to focus his energies in disabling King from moving too much, a veteran move by Powers there....
Boggs: King grabbing his knee in pain here as Powers continues to stomp away on the injured knee of the Extreme Champ here....Powers now getting King up....let's see what Powers has in mind here....irish whip by Powers....OH!!! King stops and gives Powers a swinging neckbreaker!!! Nice reversal but now both men are down....
Royce: The ref has started his 10 count.....let's see who gets up first....
(The scene shifts to the backstage area. Biggunn can be seen watching a monitor in the backstage area, watching the match.)
Boggs: Biggunn has a vested interest in this match, King, he has to face the winner later tonight, and the way these two are fighting out here, the advantage is certainly in Biggunn's corner.....
(The scene shifts back to the ring.)
Royce: That's right, Randy....because whoever wins this match won't be at 100% when they have to face Biggunn in the Main Event tonight on Rumble....advantage, Biggunn.....
Boggs: King is the first one up here as the ref stops his 10 count....now Powers is up....these two have truly given us the price of admission here, and are still fighting it out.....King and Powers now just duking it out here.....exchanging blows....the ref trying to get them to stop punching but to no avail....
Royce: I think King is getting the upper hand here, Randy....look!
Boggs: You may be right about that, King, as now Adam King, punching Powers into a corner....the ref trying to break them up here.....OH NO!!! King just swung and took the referee out!!! He's out cold here!!! What the hell is King thinking????
Royce: I don't know, but surely that's cost him this match, hasn't it?
Boggs: Look!!! From the back!!!! It's President McLean!!! He's got on a referee's shirt!!! He's running down the ramp!!! Have we gotten a new referee here??? King has a smile on his face.....he's got Powers now.....
Royce: Look!! He's setting him up for "Simply Awesome"!!! Powers is up on the top rope!!!!
Boggs: Yes he is, King...and.................YES!!!! KING PULLED OFF THE TOP-ROPE FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX INTO A PIN!!! HERE'S THE COUNT....1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING HAS DONE IT!!!! KING HAS WON!!!! McLean is raising his hand....both King and Powers are spent here!!!!
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" kicks up inside the arena.)
Royce: McLean and King are celebrating together it looks like, Randy.....that wasn't planned you think??
Boggs: I don't know....it could've been but both men fought a great match....wait!!! Out from the back!!! It's Biggunn!!!! McLean and King don't see him!!!! He's got a steel chair!!! *BAM!!!* OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST LEVELED KING WITH THAT CHAIR AND NOW MCLEAN IS SCAMPERING FOR HIS LIFE HERE!!! BIGGUNN HAS A MIC IN HAND.....
(McLean is on the rampway, as Biggunn gets King up and speaks right in his face.)
Biggunn: McLean....consider yourself lucky. Tonight, Adam King won't be so lucky.....here's a little taste of what you're gonna feel later on tonight, punk....
Boggs: No!!! DON'T DO IT, BIGGUNN!!!!! HE GETS KING UP HERE.....UP ON THE TOP ROPE......OH MY GOD!!! DOWN ONTO THE CHAIR WITH THE POWERSHOT AND KING IS OUT COLD!!!! BIGGUNN HAS JUST POWERSHOTTED KING RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT CHAIR AND KING IS HURT!!! BIGGUNN IS JUST STANDING OVER KING HERE!!!
("Anthem For the Year 2000" by Silverchair kicks up as Biggunn and McLean just stare each other down.)
Royce: Biggunn is definately sending a message to King and to President McLean....but King has moved on in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament, and he will face Biggunn next up.....that will be the Main Event tonight, Randy, right?
Boggs: Right you are, King, but what a scene we have here, folks....both McLean and Biggunn staring each other down here....King is still out, folks....well, Denise Lopez is standing by with The Butcher....take it away, Denise!
(The scene shifts to the backstage interview area as The Butcher is standing next to Denise Lopez.)
Lopez: Tonight, Butcher, you are one step away from the Tournament Finals, as you take on Grunge of Seattle Sound....your thoughts.
The Butcher: Well, Denise, might I say you are looking very pretty tonight....but to answer your question....I am ready for tonight's match with Grunge....I've been waiting my whole life to have a shot at winning the GFWA Heavyweight title...I never thought I could do it before, but now I have the confidence it takes to win it....and I will....
Lopez: What about your friends, Tendency 2 Start Fires, are they here tonight?
The Butcher: Nope, they're at home in San Francisco, but they're gonna meet me in Ft. Lauderdale tomorrow afternoon for Winter Harvest '99....they are almost ready to make their title run....I don't understand how EoA gets a title shot over T2SF at a GFWA Pay-Per-View, but if that's how McLean wants to play it, that's fine....we'll just bide our time til it's OUR time to shine and T2SF and the Butcher will have GFWA gold around our waists....and life will be good once again. Now, if you'll excuse me, Denise, I've got to go....time to get ready for my match....
Lopez: Certainly....Randy, back to you.
(The scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: The Butcher certainly looks focused here, King....Grunge will have a tough match on his hands, especially with that tag title match against EoA tomorrow night....
Royce: You got that right....Grunge could be pullin' that 'double duty' tomorrow night if he was to win against The Butcher!
Boggs: You are certainly correct there, King....it's time now for our next match.....so without further delay, let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for this....
Dark
Warrior vs.
Strait Hate
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match
is scheduled for one fall and is an Extreme rules match. Coming
out now at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing 375
pounds.......Strait Hate!
("Punishment" by Biohazard plays for a couple of minutes as Hate doesn't come out.)
Stallworth: Ok.....well, coming out now.......Strait Hate!
(Hate doesn't come out.)
Stallworth: Alright.....and his opponent, at 6 feet 10 inches tall and weighing 365 pounds......Dark Warrior!
("Hells Bells" by AC/DC plays as Dark Warrior doesn't come out either.)
Boggs: What the hell is going on here? Neither Dark Warrior nor Strait Hate have showed up.
Royce: They must have got caught in traffic or maybe they had something better to do?
Boggs: Something better to do? I don't know what's going on between them but the ref is calling off the match. It's a no-show! Well, it's time for us to take another commercial break here, we'll be back in just a second with an explosive tag team matchup!!! Don't go away, we're coming right back!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**

(The
scene fades back in from commercial break.)
Boggs: We're back on Saturday Night Rumble....so glad you're with us here for what should be an explosive 2nd half of Rumble!! We're set for our next matchup...it's The Silencers versus Matt Vargas and "Wonderful" Mr. Last, and we've been informed that the Silencers newest member, "The Str8 Killa" Ricky Green, will be coming down to participate in this match, thereby making it an extreme rules handicap tag match....what a wild ride this should be, King, so let's get down to Bob Stallworth as he's in the center of the ring for the intros....
The
Silencers vs. Matt
Vargas & "Wonderful" Mr. Last
(Handicap Extreme Rules Tag
Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match
is scheduled for one fall. Coming out now at 6 feet 3 inches tall
and weighing 248 pounds......Matt Vargas....and his
partner......at 6 feet tall and weighing 224
pounds......"Wonderful" Mr. Last!
("Secret Tweaker Pad" by Sublime plays as Vargas comes out. Then "Hot to Death" by Everlast plays as Mr. Last walks out with that chair he used last week, still with the dents in it)
Stallworth: And their opponents.......The Silencers!
("Highway To Hell" by AC/DC plays as "The Whip" Kip Kart walks out with Brian Gatz behind him. The Silencers stop in the middle of the runway and wait as "The Str8 Killa" Ricky Green walks out with them and down to the ring.)
Mr. Last: Hey, bring your boy Ricky Green down. Come on Green......come and get your ass kicked!
Boggs: Oh look they hit the ring and the ref is going to let it be a handicap match! All 5 men are in the ring going at it, the ref is trying to separate them and get this thing going!
Royce: Green and Vargas start out.
Boggs: Kart caught Vargas with a low blow before he left. Green is stomping on Vargas......he picks him up......spinning backbreaker. He covers him, 2 count.
Royce: I can't see how Mr. Last and Vargas are gonna win tonight against the Silencers and Ricky Green.
Boggs: I think you're right King. I think it was a mistake for them to accept this match. Green sends Vargas into the corner and distracts the ref. The Silencers are now choking Vargas in the corner while Green taunts Mr. Last. Last tags in Kart. Suplex.......whip to the ropes, clothesline! He covers Vargas, 2 count. Kart goes for a DDT......Varges flips him up into a suplex. He covers him, 2 count.
Royce: Vargas came out the blue with that suplex from the DDT.
Boggs: Vargas and Kart up at the same time.....Vargas with a right, another right.......swinging neckbreaker! Vargas.......wit the tag to Last! The Lightweight hits the ring and goes off on Kart......swinging head scissors! In comes Green.....back body drop! Oh he caught Gatz with a dropkick before he can come in the ring!
Royce: Last is cleaning house! He grabs Kart......Sleeper! Sleeper! Last has him. Green comes in......the ref stops him........Kart is in, low blow on Last.......double clothesline! Damn!
Boggs: This handicap match is gonna hurt them. Kart covers Last, 2 count! He picks up Last and just throws him out the ring. Green and Gatz go outside and work over Last. Double suplex on the floor. Gatz sends last into the ring steps. Oh here comes Vargas and Green and Gatz scatter! Last slowly gets back in the ring......Kart is there and he suplex's him back in.
Royce: Kart is in control. He tags in Gatz who's in for the first time.
Boggs: Barbed Wire Gatz hits the ring and catches Last with a left and he goes down. Gatz drags him into the corner and stomps on his chest. He uses his boot and is choking last right in front of the ref! Gatz drags Last out the corner. Body slam! Gatz lifts up Last and puts him on the ropes. Gatz climbs up.
Royce: I think he's gonna do something big!
Boggs: Gatz with a right to Last. Another one but Last block it. Gatz with a quick poke to the eye's. I think he's gonna superplex him off the rope? Last with a shot to the midsection of Gatz! He fights out......an elbow to the jaw of Gatz........Spinning head scissors off the top rope!!!!!!! Oh my God!
Royce: What a move, what a move!!!!
Boggs: Last with a desperation move off the tope rope! Both men are out. Both corners are screaming to them to get up! Last is crawling over to the corner.....Gatz grabs his leg and pulls him back.......Last kicks him off and tags in Vargas! Vargas with a clothesline taking the head off of Gatz! Green is in and Vargas catches him with a Powerslam! Here comes Kart and out of nowhere Last with a dropkick and Kart flies outside the ring! Last and Vargas with a double sidekick to the mouth of Green. He is out!
Royce: Wait!
Boggs: Kart grabs that chair of Last's......he gets in the ring.....he goes to hit Vargas......the ref grabs the chair! Kart is mad. He swings at the ref......Last blocks it.......Pedigree! Green and Gatz are beating the crap out of Vargas! The ref tries to get Green out......He turns his back.......Last grabs the chair and cracks Gatz over the head with the chair! Varges covers Gatz! 1, 2, 3!!! Oh my God, they won!
Royce: I can't believe it! Wait.....wait a minute!!!!!
Boggs: Doc Holiday out the crowd as all 5 men are ducking it out! The ref is trying to separate them......Green just nailed the ref! Holiday crawls in the ring......
Royce: I think he's going for Mr. Last?
Boggs: Last clotheslines Green out the ring and.......Oh Doc with a sidekick! He laid out Last!
Royce: Payback's a bitch Ha!!!!
Boggs: Mr. Last is out and so is Doc who exited through the crowd. I don't think Mr. Last saw him. Green and the Silencers are taking out Matt Vargas but they get the win!
Royce: They finally get them off and Kart is signaling to leave! I guess their job is done.
Boggs: Mr. Last is still out from that sidekick from Doc and Vargas is laid out from that beating by the hands of Green and the Silencers. What a wild match that was, King, and a great win against all odds for Vargas and Last here!! Well, it's about time for next match....a match that will determine one of the two competitors that will fight for the GFWA Heavyweight Title at Winter Harvest tomorrow night....it's The Butcher versus Grunge of Seattle Sound!!! Let's send it over to Bob Stallworth as we're about ready for this matchup!
The
Butcher vs.
Grunge
(GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament-Semifinal Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following
contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament Semi-final Match!!! Introducing first, coming to the
ring at this time, he hails from New York, NY, he stands 6 feet 6
inches tall and weighs 268 pounds....he is....THE BUTCHER!!!
("Nutshell" by Alice In Chains kicks up inside the arena as the ring is flooded with orange light. Butcher makes his way down to the ring as the lights come up.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he is one half of the GFWA Tag Team Champions....he hails from Seattle, Washington, and stands 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs in at 293 pounds....he is....GRUNGE!!!!!
("Aneurysm" by Nirvana kicks up as the lights dim and green lights wash over the rampway. Grunge enters the arena with his Tag Team title belt around his shoulder, followed closely by T-Dogg. T-Dogg goes beside the ring. Grunge walks down to the ring. He hands his title to the referee as the bell rings.)
Boggs: And I see T-Dogg has made his appearence here with Grunge....I wonder if Seattle Sound have anything up their sleeves for this match, King....
Royce: It could be, Randy, you never know with them....
Boggs: Grunge and Butcher now in the center of the ring....and....they lock it up here.....Butcher now trying to get leverage here....no, Grunge reverses it and he irish whips Butcher off the ropes....Butcher comes off the ropes....oh!! Big sidewalk slam by Grunge!!! Grunge back up quickly here....off the ropes and....DOWN with a big elbow drop!!!
Royce: Grunge looks to be wanting to establish the tempo early here!
Boggs: Grunge now back up quickly here....getting Butcher up....irish whip again....and he levels Butcher with a massive clothesline!!! Big time move there and now Grunge goin' for the early pinfall...1, 2, NO!! Butcher managed to get the shoulder up!! And now Butcher rolls out of the ring to regain his composure here....
Royce: Good move by Butcher, Grunge came out like a house of fire here....
Boggs: Butcher now walking around, Grunge taunting a bit to the crowd here....Butcher getting back into the ring here....Grunge doesn't see him here...OH!! Big low blow by Butcher and Grunge is feelin' that in the family jewels!!
Royce: Yeah, the jewels are takin' some punishment there, Randy! *laughs*
Boggs: Butcher now back up quickly here....Grunge still reelin' a bit here....Butcher with a scoop slam.....drops Grunge to the canvas here....and....YES!! Big legdrop to the throat of Grunge!!! Nicely done and now Butcher goes to the corner....
Royce: What's he gonna do here???
Boggs: Butcher leaps....and oh!! He catches Grunge in the chest with a big elbow drop here!! He rolls up Grunge for the cover...1, 2, NO!!! That was close, King, Butcher nearly pulled off the win!!
Royce: That was close, RB.....too close if you're a Seattle Sound fan!
Boggs: Butcher back up quickly here, as is Grunge, and the two lock it back up here....irish whip by Butcher, off the ropes goes Grunge....King, is it me or did Grunge not even attempt to reverse that? Back off the ropes, and Butcher nails Grunge with a big clothesline!!!
Royce: Butcher's in control here, RB....and I have to admit, Grunge seems to have lost some steam here.....
Boggs: I think he's lost a bit more than steam....Butcher now getting Grunge back up.....he sends Grunge into the corner.....OH!! Big running splash in the corner and Grunge goes down again!!! Damn it, King, I know something's up here.....
Royce: Yeah, Grunge doesn't seem to be fighting back at all...somethin' smells fishy.....or that could just be T-Dogg....
Boggs: I think Grunge is giving this match to Butcher here, but that's just this one broadcaster's opinion.....Butcher now with Grunge, sensing that Grunge is not at 100% here....signalling for the Downtown Drop!!!!
Royce: 100% or not, this match is over if he nails this move!!!
Boggs: Butcher sinches it up...and.....YES!!! Big time Downtown Drop on Grunge and he rolls him up here....1, 2, 3!!!!!! That's the win!!!!! And in surprising fashion, The Butcher advances to the Finals of the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament!!!!
Royce: I think I'm with you, Randy, something did smell fishy here....something was definately up....you think Grunge took a dive here??
("Nutshell" by Alice In Chains kicks up inside the arena.)
Boggs: I'm can't be sure....wait, damn it, now Grunge is out of the ring, back with T-Dogg, and he's got the microphone.....
Grunge: Butcher, you're lucky that the Heavyweight title means nothing to me. You see these belts? These mean everything to me! These mean everything to Seattle Sound! EoA, get ready!!! You're trying to take what is ours, and we will do anything and everything to keep that from happening!!
(Grunge passes the mic to T-Dogg.)
T-Dogg: Come tomorrow, you will see the destruction that only those sweet Seattle Sounds can bring. EoA, your time is tomorrow, and Winter Harvest will be the stage... Hear the music...Feel the Sound...Witness the LETHAL REBELLION!!!!
("Take It" by the Insane Clown Posse kicks up inside the arena now as Grunge and T-Dogg head up the ramp with their tag belts strapped around their waists.)
Boggs: Now, I don't know about you, King, but that sounded to me like Grunge just gave up on that match because of his title match with EoA tomorrow night at the Pay-Per-View.....I guess Butcher's not complaining....
Royce: You probably won't get much argument out of him at this point, Randy....he's in the finals, and who he will face....well, we're gonna determine that....right after our final commercial break of the night....we'll be back in just a minute with tonight's Main Event!!! Biggunn versus "Awesome" Adam King!!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**

(The
scene fades back in from commercial as a double screen shot, half
of it shows Biggunn walking down a hallway towards the ring, the
other half shows Adam King walking towards the ring as well.)
Boggs: We're getting ready for our main event, folks, as Biggunn and Adam King stride to the ring, wait....Denise Lopez has an exclusive interview with Mike Powers here...Denise?
(The scene shifts to the backstage interview area.)
Denise Lopez: Randy, King, I'm standing next to Mike Powers, and Mike, tonight, Adam King beat you and is now facing off against Biggunn for the right to go onto the finals in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament, but you had something you wanted to say....
Mike Powers: Yeah, I've got something I need to say.....first off, King, good match man, and I am more than certain that we will meet again in that very ring.....so don't get too comfortable with the notion of beating Mike Powers....secondly, now that I'm out of the Heavyweight Tournament, I'm free to pursue other options, and I have it on good authority that I have been given a GFWA Television Title shot tomorrow night at Winter Harvest!
Lopez: A T.V. Title shot!! That's big news!!
Mike Powers: You're damn right it's big news....and when Mike Powers steps into the ring with Gestapo tomorrow night in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, The Gestapo will know what it's all about when I say you cannot beat the Magnificent One....that T.V. title is as good as mine!!! See YOU at Harvest, Gestapo.....
Lopez: Wow, great news for Powers, not so great news for Gestapo.....we'll take this short break to tell you about Winter Harvest '99....we'll be right back!
(The scene cuts to a promo about Winter Harvest '99)
Two
men....have fought for 2 straight weeks....to get to this point.
Their goal: The GFWA Heavyweight Championship. Two men enter, one
man will leave the GFWA Heavyweight Champion. The place: Fort
Lauderdale, Florida. The arena: The Tropicana Dome. The date:
November 28th, 1999. The event: Winter Harvest '99, only on
Pay-Per-View. Call your local cable or sataillite provider for
ordering information and be there when the curtain goes up on
another history-making night....GFWA Winter Harvest
'99.....Winter will come at last.....

Boggs: And what an electric night that will
be, King, we've got to hop on our jet and get to Ft. Lauderdale
in the morning, for what should be an explosive, history-making
night!!! And now we know that Mike Powers will go up against
Joesef Gestapo for his T.V. Title tomorrow night!!! Wow, what a
shocker....well, it's time for our Main Event now....as Biggunn
and Adam King are set to go at it for the finals spot left open
now....so let's join ring announcer Bob Stallworth for the
introductions of our two competitors....
Biggunn
vs. "Awesome" Adam
King
(GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament-Semifinal Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following
contest is set for one fall, and it is a GFWA Heavyweight
Tournament Semi-Finals Match!!! Introducing first, coming to the
ring at this time, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he stands 7
feet tall and weighs 320 pounds....he is....BIGGUNN!!!!!!!!
("Anthem For The Year 2000" by Silverchair kicks up inside the arena as Biggunn makes his way down to the ring. He gets in the ring and stretches a minute before the lights go out again.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he is the reigning GFWA Extreme Champion....he stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 268 pounds.....hailing from Pittsburgh, PA....he is...."AWESOME" ADAM KING!!!!!!!!!!
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong kicks up inside the arena as King makes his way down to the ring with his Extreme title around his shoulder. He gets in the ring, hands the belt to the referee and the bell rings.)
Boggs: Here we go now, these two big timers are ready to do battle here...this will determine who will go on to face Butcher in the finals of the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament tomorrow night.....man, what an electric atmosphere we have here in Minneapolis tonight.....Biggunn and King just circling each other here....
Royce: Like two vultures ready for the kill, Randy....this should be awesome!!!
Boggs: And now.....yes, collar and elbow tieup here....and Biggunn starts off, shoving King down to the mat.....wow, what a power display there by Biggunn....he has come out ready for this one, King.....
Royce: King and Biggunn are two of the biggest players in the GFWA....this is as good as it gets....
Boggs: King getting up slowly here....a big weary of goin' right at this big man....King back to his feet.....they tie it up again...no, King with a go-behind and he sweeps Biggunn's feet and Bigs face hits the mat hard!! Nice takedown and King locks an armbar in.....
Royce: Good move, immobilize the big man....take him off his feet, and he can't hurt you....
Boggs: King now with the armbar, keeping Bigs down on the mat....wait, now Biggunn powering up here.....up and yes! He gets King to release the armbar and Bigs whips King off the ropes.....King ducks the clothesline.....OH!! Big flying forearm by King and that knocks Biggunn down!!!
Royce: Nice reversal there by King and now he has Biggunn down!!
Boggs: King now moving back in here....getting Biggunn up....knife edge chops here and this backs Biggunn back into a corner....WHOA!!! Biggunn reverses it and he starts chopping on King's chest here....man, Biggunn just flung King into the corner like a ragdoll.....
Royce: There aren't many as strong as Biggunn, Randy....he's one powerful man....
Boggs: Biggunn now with King here....irish whips him....to the opposite turnbuckle here....runs in...NO!! King moved and Biggunn rammed the turnbuckle hard here!!!
Royce: Nice quickness by King there, he needs to utilize that to win this match, Randy.....
Boggs: King now back on Biggunn here....right hands in the corner....getting Biggunn here....bringing him out of the corner....kick to the midsection....OH!! Big DDT on Biggunn and King goes for the quick cover....1, 2, NO!!!! Biggunn kicked out, but boy was that close, King!!!
Royce: That was very close, Randy.....Biggunn needs to try and re-establish control of this match....
Boggs: Biggunn now getting up as King moves in for the kill here....King has Bigs here....irish whips him...no, Bigs reverses it, what strength.....King off the ropes....oh, big powerslam!!! Biggunn now with a pin....1, 2, NO!!! King managed to kick out!!!!
Royce: Back and forth they go, Randy....what a match so far!
Boggs: Yep....this has been all it was cracked up to be and more.....Biggunn now getting King up here....scoop slam....and he starts off the ropes....he leaps....NO!! He misses the big elbow drop and King is back on him here.....punching and stomping Biggunn while he's down!
Royce: Good move, he didn't give Bigs much time to recover after his miss....wait, now King going up top!
Boggs: King going to the turnbuckle here....trying a flying legdrop....and CONNECTING!!! Great move and now goes for another pinfall here....1, 2, NO!!!!!! That was so close, we almost had a winner there, King!!!
Royce: That was close, Randy, closer than the other pins, Bigs is in trouble I think.....
Boggs: King now back on Bigs here....punching away at Bigs head and face.....now getting Biggunn up....irish whip, this time Bigs can't reverse and he goes off the ropes....big dropkick by King and that sends Biggunn to the outside!!!
Royce: Uh-oh, here we go.....King is a master at the Extreme game.....Bigs has got to keep this inside the ring if he wants to win....
Boggs: Some good advice...and the ref seems to be allowing this outside action to continue, wanting to get a winner here, and that's a good move....Bigs now on the outside...King on the apron.....OH!! He leaped from the apron and delivered a big cross body to Biggunn in mid-air and that leveled Bigs here....
Royce: I think both men are hurt from that fall....both Bigs and King here.....
Boggs: Now the referee has started his 10-count....NOW you start it??? Weird, but King is the first one up here....and he gets Bigs up and rolls him slowly back into the ring, which stops the count from continuing....
Royce: He wouldn't have counted them both out, would he have? That's just dumb.....
Boggs: I'm not sure, I guess we'll never know here...King now on the move....off the ropes....OH!! Big shoulder tackle by Biggunn and King is down!!!! Biggunn starts off the ropes....and....YES!! This time he does connect with the big elbow drop and now he goes for another cover...1, 2, NO!!! Man that was so close!!!
Royce: Biggunn nearly had the pin that time....but King won't stay down...what a match, Randy!
Boggs: You got that right, King.....Adam King now getting up from that big elbow....and Bigs and he lock it up again.....this time, King with the go-behind again and he leaps on Biggunn's back.....SLEEPER HOLD!!!!! King has Biggunn in a sleeper hold and Biggunn is fading fast, King!!!
Royce: Great idea by King here....take the life out of Biggunn with a good ol' fashioned sleeper hold....
Boggs: Biggunn down to one knee here, now King gets some leverage as his feet are on the ground here....the referee raises one hand....and it drops!!! That's one!!!! Biggunn is out cold here folks, this has to be it....the ref raises Biggunn's arm again....and....it drops again!!! That's twice....
Royce: One more, and King has this match won!!!!
Boggs: The ref has Bigs arm here...and....it.....NO!!! It doesn't go all the way down and Biggunn is fighting to get back up...and....YES he's back up and .... OH MY!!! Big jawbreaker applied to King here and that breaks the hold of King!!!!
Royce: That's the only counter move to the sleeper hold, that jawbreaker!!! Great move!! Biggunn looking to finish this off now!!!
Boggs: Wait!!! King with a low blow on Biggunn while he was getting up and Biggunn is dazed again....now King going to the top rope!!!!
Royce: What's he doin'???
Boggs: Biggunn spins around....King leaps................OH MY GOD!!!! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I JUST SAW????? KING LEPT IN THE AIR AS IF TO NAIL BIGGUNN WITH A HIGH CROSS BODY AND BIGGUNN JUST CAUGHT KING BY THE THROAT IN MID-AIR AND SPUN HIM AROUND AND DELIVERED A GIANT-SIZED POWERSHOT FROM THE TOP ROPE ON KING!!!!!
Royce: Listen to this crowd, Randy!!! That was incredible, the electricity is unbelieveable in this place!!!!
Boggs: BIGGUNN HAS IT WON, I THINK....HE COVERS KING WITH ONE ARM, BOTH MEN ARE NEARLY OUT HERE....HERE'S THE COVER....1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIGGUNN HAS DONE IT!!!! BIGGUNN HAS DONE IT AND HE WILL ADVANCE IN THE HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNAMENT!!!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!! WHAT A MAIN EVENT!!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!!! THEY ARE ON THEIR FEET HERE IN MINNEAPOLIS!!!!!
Royce: What a win for Biggunn, now he will go on to fight The Butcher for the GFWA Heavyweight Title tomorrow night at Winter Harvest....what a main event that will be, Randy!!!!!
("Anthem For The Year 2000" kicks up inside the arena.)
Boggs: LOOK AT BIGGUNN!!! HE'S CELEBRATING IN THE RING!!!! HE'S STANDING ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!!!WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN!!!!! AND WHAT A NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE AT WINTER HARVEST '99....IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE SO, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CABLE PROVIDER AND ORDER IT!!!! IT'S GONNA BE OUT OF THIS WORLD, AND TOMORROW NIGHT, A NEW GFWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED....IT WILL EITHER BE THE BUTCHER OR IT WILL BE THIS MAN, BIGGUNN HIMSELF!!!!! We are out of time here on Saturday Night Rumble.....but we've got so much more action coming your way tomorrow night, so be sure and tune it to see the exciting conclusion of the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament as Biggunn and The Butcher will go at it for the right to call themselves "GFWA Heavyweight Champion".....for King Royce, and Denise Lopez, I am Randy Boggs, saying Goodnight from Minneapolis, where this has been a presentation of the GFWA....For SERIOUS Efed Wrestlers ONLY!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!! And see you tomorrow night at Winter Harvest!!!!!!!!
(The scene then goes to a shot of Biggunn on the ramp celebrating the win on the ramp as his music continues to play throughout the arena. The crowd is still going crazy. The scene then fades to the GFWA logo on the screen.....

...as it fades out, you see the next program start up.)