
Live
from Cox Arena
San Francisco, California
December 18th, 1999
(The screen fades out with the previous television program. On the screen, you see the GFWA logo....

....as it fades out, you see a video package start up, showing highlights of the year that was 1999 for the GFWA....you see Biggunn being crowned Champion....you see Skarrphace winning the Extreme title against Brian Watts. You see a shot of T2SF winning the tag titles for the 3rd time. Different shots fade in and out...)
Randy Boggs: What a year it's been in the GFWA, and it all culminates in the finale' of the year....Saturday Night Rumble!!! It's live, and it's NEXT!!!!
(Then, the Saturday Night Rumble theme music and video package kicks up. As it fades out, the scene inside of Cox Arena fades in. The lights are out and fireworks shoot from the top of the G-Tron down to the ring, as more fireworks shoot off around the ring, then a large explosion over the ring, raining sparks down onto the ring. The crowd is going crazy as the lights come up and you can see many of the fans holding up signs. The camera continues to pan the crowd as you hear the familiar voice of Randy Boggs.)
Randy Boggs: Tonight is the night....the last night of business in the GFWA for 1999...the final show of the year, and what a night we have planned for you! Hello again everybody, along side me, as always is the King, King Royce, and I am Randy Boggs, and King....tonight is the biggest night of the year, not only for our wrestlers but for our staff as well, it's been a great 1999!!!
King Royce: You are so right, Randy! It's been a great year, we've had some great events, some great Champions....and what a night it's gonna be tonight....we could have new champions crowned here tonight!!! Mike Powers and Karnage will face off in the Main Event tonight to determine the new GFWA Heavyweight Champion!! And...if that weren't enough, rumor has it backstage that Cardan and Powers of the Franchise have been arguing all week on how the Franchise should be run!! It could get really interesting here tonight!
Boggs: Not only that, King, but the GFWA Lightweight Title will be decided here tonight, as "The Str8 Killa" Ricky Green will battle Va'a in what could be the best match of the night....these two lightweights have fought their way through the Tournament brackets and now have made it to this point....plus the Extreme and Tag Team titles will be on the line tonight as well, it promises to be a stellar night! Wait, we're getting something from the back here.....I think the GFWA brass is making their way into the arena here....
(The scene shifts to the backstage entrance area. A limo is pulling into the arena.)
Royce: Wow!! Now that's one stretch limo, Randy!
(As the limo comes to a stop, President McLean and Commissioner Carlisle get out first.)
Boggs: And there's President McLean and the Commissioner....wait!! Who's that with them...that's.....that's L4R!!! Gestapo!!! King!!! And TMR!!!! All four men are with McLean and Carlisle here!!! What the heck is happening here, King?
(The scene shifts back to the arena as all 6 men make their way into the arena.)
Royce: Not sure, Randy....it could be McLean was just giving them a ride to the arena...*laughs*
Boggs: Not likely, King....well, let's get this night started off with a big match here....this first match is for the Number One Contendership in the Extreme rankings....as "The Whip" Kip Kart of the Outlawz will battle The Butcher from Team Perfect! Let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions....
"The Whip" Kip
Kart vs. The Butcher
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following extreme
rules contest is set for one fall, and is for the Number One
Contendership in the Extreme Rankings.... Introducing first, he
hails from New York, NY....standing 6 feet 6 inches tall and
weighing 268 pounds....the Butcher!
("Nutshell" by Alice In Chains kicks up as orange lights flood the rampway. Butcher makes his way to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighing 237 pounds....he is "The Whip" Kip Kart!!!!
("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine kicks up as Kart sprints down to the ring.)
Boggs: Here we go with Kart and The Butcher for the #1 contendership!
Royce: These two look like wolves!
Boggs: Butcher with a drop toe hold! Kart gets back up, Kart dropkicks Butcher. Butcher sent to the floor!
Royce: Oh, that's got to hurt! Kart leaves the ring opposite of Butcher.
Boggs: Butcher heads over to Kart. Kart has something in his hand, Kart ducks down. Butcher turns the corner and Kart hits him with a broken broom handle!
Royce: What a hit! I think that would have knocked some screws loose, if he had any left!
Boggs: I think you're right, Royce! Boggs grabs a chair while he climbs to his feet. He hits Kart in the gut! Kart doubles over in pain!
Royce: Oh, no! Did Kart just hit Butcher in his nuts and bolts?
Boggs: I have no clue what you're talking ab-
Royce: You know, his bat and balls?
Boggs: If you mean below the belt, you're right.
Royce: That's just brutal! Think, there won't be any little butchers running around! What a shame!
Boggs: Kart grabs the chair and levels Butcher with it over the head! He's reaching under the mat, he pulls out a table!
Royce: What was that doing there?
Boggs: Don't ask me. They're always there... Kart sets up the table. The Butcher gets to his feet. Butcher grabs cart and pile drives him onto what little protection there is on the outside of the ring!
Royce: I think he's lost more brain cells!
Boggs: It's hard not to in this type of match! Butcher puts Kart onto the table. Butcher is climbing onto the apron!
Royce: He's climbing to the top rope! Don't tell me that Butcher is going to dive onto Kart! Kart moved off of the table!
Boggs: Kart ascending to the top rope as well! Butcher picks up Kart on his shoulder, and powerbombs him onto the table!
Royce: Kart is out! No one could survive something like that!
Boggs: Butcher with a giant leg drop from the top rope onto Kart, who was just powerbombed from the top rope through a table set up on the floor! Butcher drags Kart back to his feet. Kart is stumbling as Butcher drags him backstage.
Royce: They better stay out of the bathrooms!
Boggs: I think you would like it if they went into the ladies room.
Royce: Well, that's true...
Boggs: Butcher and Kart are heading a while away! Butcher is pushing Kart up fflight of stairs. They reach a landing at the top of the stairs.
Royce: At the end of the landing is a drop that must be at least 30 feet!
Boggs: The camera just showed a shot of the drop, and there are tables stacked up along the side of the drop! Don't tell me that Butcher is going to send Kart through the tables!
Royce: Tell me when it's over!
Boggs: Butcher signals for the Downtown Drop! Butcher has Kart ready for the Downtown Drop, but Kart pushes Butcher down! Kart executes an arm-drag takeover on Butcher.
Royce: Jeez, I'm so nervous! I never thought I would see anything this exciting! Butcher runs at Kart, Kart back-body drops Butcher, and Butcher gets sent through at least 30 feet of tables! Oh my!
Boggs: This match is OVER! There is no way that Butcher could recover from that! Kart is making his way down! He reaches the bottom, and goes for the pin! The ref counts 1, 2, 3!
Royce: What a match! I don't think any match could top that!
Boggs: You could be right about that, King....
(The scene quickly cuts to the back and you see The Franchise entering the backstage area together. Cardan and Caprice are walking together and The Natural and Powers are walking together.)
Boggs: Well there you see the Franchise coming in, King....look how divided they are walking! *laughs*
Royce: Yeah, that's nothing.....you're making this out to be something it's not, Randy....trust me, the Franchise is a well-oiled machine....
(The scene then quickly shifts to another location backstage.)
Boggs: What?? What's this???? Something's happening backstage.....that's....Doc Holiday, King!!! He's being beaten up here by those two masked men!!! What's going on????
Royce: Looks like someone's getting a beating here, Randy....what did Doc Holiday do to piss somebody off here...*laughs*
Boggs: Not sure, but whatever it is, it looks like he's hurt bad....I don't know if he'll be able to go for his match tonight.....well, we need to press on, so let's keep the action going with our next matchup.....Bob Stallworth is in the center of the ring with the introductions.....
Dark Angel vs.
Scott Burton vs. "Rockin'" Johnny Street
(Triple Threat Steel Cage
Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen...... this next match is
scheduled for one fall and is Steel Cage match. Coming out now at
6 feet 2 inches tall and weighting 228 pounds....... Scott Burton!!!!!!
("Know Your Enemy" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Burton walks out)
Stallworth: His First Opponent....... at 6 feet 1 inches tall and weighing 200 pounds...... The Dark Angel!!!!!
("Beg From Me" by Korn plays as DA walks out)
Stallworth: And Their Opponent, at 6 feet 1 inches tall and weighing 218 pounds......"Rockin'" Johnny Street!!!!!
("Wake Up" by Korn plays as Streets walks out, With a Comfident Smile On His Face)
Boggs: Theres The Bell and there they go, Street and DA, Double Teaming Burton.
Royce: This ain't going to last long, Street and DA on the same side, they both want to win.
Boggs: Once again King is proved right as Street Now Involved in a slugfest with DA, Burton is down, slowly getting to his feet. Street, with a kick to the mid section..BANG, laided out DA with A Faceuster, but he better watch his back...Burton with a clothesline from behind. Burton Now Showboating for the crowd.
Royce: He Really Should be trying to get out, and win this match...Look Out behind you Scott.....ouch DA and Street, Double Clothesline Sending Burton down once again, OHH BUt now DA, with a Sidewalk slame on Street, now climbing the ropes...
Boggs: He's looking to win this match right here, Burton and Street are out they can't stop him....Now DA, on the top of the cage...Burton and Street Both running towards him...OHHH NO, He did a Flying Body Press off the Cage, landing on the Street And Burton, All Men are out...No Burton is begining to move..Oh what an amazing move by the Dark Angel...
Royce: Were You Looking at the same move..it was plain Suicide, Dark Angel has got to be the stupidest person I've ever seen, well next to you Randy...
Boggs: Hey...you better watch It....
Royce: No You'd better, Burton with a powerbomb to DA, landing on Street...
Boggs: What..Damn, Burton, now climbing the cage HE's GOING TO MAKE IT..NOO...DA, ran against the cage, bashing his head, but sending Burton to the floor..both men are down, Street recovering in the corner....Shaking his head..Street Now on the offense Choking Burton in the corner but on the opposite side DA Recovering.
Royce: wait a minute who's that coming down the ramp.
(Morpheus Is headed down the ramp and going over to DA...and tosses him a pair of brass Knuckles, over the cage)
Boggs: Whats that he gave him....This could mean trouble for Burton and Street...they are duking it out, all of a sudden DA comes at them, he nails Street With That Foreign Object, then Burton...They Are Both out...DA Could Win It Here...He Is Going up top....Burton is begining to come to...
Royce: Thats Tuoghness, Most men would be out with that hit... Morpheus climbing the cage, I guess he's going to help DA get out.
Boggs: Well Royce how'd you come to that conclusion..Dumbass..
Royce: Shut Your Mouth Randy...Burton, OH MY GOD...Burton has got to DA, and they are both puchin' on top the cage....Street is up now..He is Shaking the cage, They Might fall in or out...which will it be..This is either a smart move or an idiotic move by Street...OH Its a smart one, as Both DA and Burton fall 15 feet down to the mat, Burton laying on his back, and DA on his front. Street Stomping them Now Working on Burton, DA Crawling away...recovering while Street Picks up Burton and gives him a Piledriver knocking him out of consiousness...
Boggs: Hold On Morpheus Now tossing a chair over the top.....DA has it..and...CRACK...Over Streets Head...he ain't going to recover from that one, DA, now Got the Knuckles and the Chair...once again smashes Street, and Now hitting Burton a Couple of times....DA now finally going up top....BURTON..Whoa what a tough gun, he's recovering fast, he rushes towards DA, clothesline....they both drop....
Rocye: That Was Desperatation all the way, Burton taking out DA, Street is begining to move, he gets up, he's climbing the cage, he's at the top...NO...Morpheus waiting for him at the top, he smashes Street With a chair to the head, dropping him...What a Match We've had here tonight...All Paticipants giving 110% Wait..Burton with signs of life....Yes, he is up...he moves dark angel to the corner of the cage, DA is still knocked out...Burton hammers him with the chair to be sure....Burton climbs the cage..Street is up, He comes and stops burton...Burton nails him with a few right hands and a tornado punch...DA rolls out of the way as Now Burton sets up Street at the corner of the ring..He climbs the cage....OWWWW!!!! BURTON WITH A BIG AIR OFF THE CAGE...He Landed straight on Street....Burton quick to his feet..Street is out, DA Up and Delievers the Complete Darkness to Burton...He's fading out....and hes gone....Street Is begining to move..DA Sets up Burton, and...OWW YES...PAYBACKS ARE A B*TCH...Street with a Rocker off the cage, on Burton....
Boggs: But I thin kHe used everything he had, he ain't moving and neither is Burton..DA Puts Street on Burton Climbs the cage..and OWW YEAH, That makes three...Dark Angel with a Moonsulat on both men...he is up, and climbing the cage....slowly but surely he makes it to the top...Morpheus is yelling, "Jump" DA Jumps off, lands on Morpheus, the ref Comes over and raises DA's Arms....
(Beg From Me By Korn Kicks up Again as Dark Angel gets helpped out to the back by Morpeus with a huge smile on his face)
Boggs: Whoa, That match was Extreme theres no better way to explain it....all of them put their heart and soul into this match...but there is the decider there..Morpheus I'd Say Johnny wouldn't got this win a while back if it wasn't for him.
Royce: I Don't Know They All went to the limits...DA deserved that win, just as Burton and Street did...but I guess theres gotta be a winner either way and thanks to Morpheus, our winner is Dark Angel.
Boggs: Wow...steel cage matches don't get any better than that one, King....well, we need to step away for this commercial break, so don't go away...we'll be right back!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**

(The scene quickly shifts to the backstage entrance area.
The Divinity can be seen entering the arena.)
Royce: Ah! It's the Divinity, Randy! They've finally arrived here in San Francisco!
Boggs: And it looks like they're ready for anything, King! It could be their night here in San Francisco, to be sure....
(The scene quickly shifts to the back. Mike Powers and The Natural finally arrive. They enter the Franchise dressing room)
Cardan: Where have you two been?
Powers: Cool out man, it's none of your business.
Cardan: Damn right it's my business. I got you here and don't you throw it away when your right at the goal.
Powers: I'm not gonna throw anything away. I'm the best f*cking thing this federation has ever had....... even better then YOU!
Cardan: What? I don't like your attitude lately. What's up man? Why'd you do that to Randy Boggs?
Powers: I hit him cause he deserved it. I'm gonna win that belt tonight and that's the only thing that matters. Now, since your washed up, you better watch your mouth pops cause I run this bitch, not you.
Caprice: Your way out of line Mike.
Powers: Butt out! This is between me and this old man here. Come on Cardan, let's see what you got! Come on....... you lost it Cardan. The Franchise is mine now. Your useless as far as I'm concerned.
(Cardan gets in Powers face)
Cardan: You better watch it boy. Do you know who your speaking too?
Powers: A washed up has-been......
(Cardan pushes Powers then Powers pushes Cardan to the floor. Caprice holds back Cardan as The Natural holds back Powers.)
Cardan: That's it Powers!! Your gonna pay!
Powers: Oh I'm scared! What are you gonna do! Nothing!!!!! If your still so big and bad, meet me out in that ring!
Cardan: Don't push your luck Mike. I don't want to kick your ass just before the millennium.
Powers: You and what army? You can't beat me Cardan. I am better then you! You weren't a serious champion and you'll never be!!
(The Natural takes Powers out the dressing room as Caprice tries to calm down Cardan. The scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: What the heck was that all about, King? Weird....it could be true the rumors we've heard about their being a division within the Franchise....it couldn't happen at a more worse time though, as Mike Powers is set to take on Karnage later tonight for the GFWA Heavyweight Title!
Royce: You're right about that....it could mean anything....wait...something's happenin' here....Randy?
(The lights dim and "Mind Playin' Tricks '94" by Scarface kicks up inside the arena as President McLean makes his way out from backstage. The crowd is going crazy for him as he stands up on the rampway.)
Boggs: It's President McLean, King! This is an unscheduled appearance here, but one I'm sure he must have something important to say here!
Royce: When does he NOT have something important to say....*laughs*
(McLean strides down the rampway with a big smile on his face and gets into the ring as Bob Stallworth hands him his microphone.)
Boggs: I guess we're about to find out, King!
(McLean calms the crowd down and begins to speak.)
President McLean: Alright!!! Welcome to the last GFWA event for 1999, Saturday Night Rumble!!! *crowd cheers* I hope everyone's had a great time here tonight....I know that I have....and right now, I'd like to take the time to introduce to you some of the people that have given of their time and energy to help make the GFWA what it is today....without these people, I certainly wouldn't look as good as I do and the GFWA wouldn't be the federation it is....so, at this time, would Commissioner Carlisle come down here right now!
("I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)" by The Clash kicks up as Carlisle makes his way down to the ring.)
Boggs: The Commish is here! Alright, time to sound off!
President McLean: Now, Mase...you are invaluable to me....I just want to thank you for all your hard work this year...and for the hard work we're gonna put in for the year 2000...thanks a lot....
(The two men shakes hands.)
President McLean: Now...another man that deserves a hand....he's in control of the GFWA Power Plant....he is Power Plant Director Aaron Hahn!
(Hahn makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring.)
President McLean: Aaron, you've done a great job with the Power Plant and I just wanna thank you for a job well done! Now another person that needs to come out is the former President of the GFWA, now on as our Creative Support Director, you know him, you love him, Mr. Ron Monroe!
(Monroe comes out and walks down to the ring. McLean and Monroe shake hands.)
President McLean: And last but certainly not least....he's not with us anymore, but I wanted to have him here tonight, because he certainly has done a lot for the GFWA....a fountain of good ideas, the former editor of GFWA The Magazine, Nate Gunn!!
("Come With Me" by Puff Daddy kicks up as Nate Gunn enters the arena and makes his way down to the ring.)
President McLean: Some more people I'd like to thank for a great year....Randy Boggs and King Royce....you've done a great job with BackDraft and Rumble guys! And our new announce-team, Bruce Carlson and Dave Hadder, they've done a great job with Mayhem in it's young existance....Bob Stallworth and Heather O'Connell have been great ring announcers and Denise Lopez and Max Winters have done a great job getting the scoop backstage! To the rest of the staff of the GFWA, a great job for 1999...and I look forward to working with you all to make 2000 even better....now enjoy the rest of Saturday Night Rumble, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!
("Mind Playin' Tricks '94" kicks up again as those in the ring begin to make their way backstage again.)
Boggs: What a sport, King! A great show of team spirit there by McLean....
Royce: Yep....good show, ol' chap! *laughs*
Boggs: Well, I think we're about ready to keep things going here with the live action, so let's do that right now, as we send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions!
Sid Gryo vs.
"Simply Fast" Derek Guild
(Regular Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the #1
contenders spot for the Lightweight title. Coming out now,
hailing from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canda, at 5 feet 9
inches tall and weighting 211 pounds......"Simply Fast"
Derek Guild!!!!!!
("Song 2" by Blur plays as Guild walks out.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, at 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighing 167 pounds....... Sid Gyro!!!!!!
("Fly" by Sugar Ray plays as Gyro runs out.)
Boggs: WOW THEY GO RIGHT AT IT!!!!!
Royce: Look at them trade rights and lefts!
Boggs: This is a serious match between arguably the 2 greatest lightweights ever in the GFWA.
Royce: Gyro goes down.
Boggs: Guild picks him up and sends him to the ropes...... dropkick! Guild goes to the ropes as Gyro gets up....... knee lift! Guild with the quick cover, 2 count. Guild....... suplex. He sends him into the corner....... oh Gyro moved out the way of the splash. Guild is in the corner as Gyro unloads kicks to his midsection...... Oh a kick to the face!
Royce: Guild goes down!
Boggs: Gyro is backing up...... he charges in....... bronco buster!
Royce: Oh I hate that move.
Boggs: Guild slides out the ring as Gyro is on fire.
Royce: Good move by Guild to catch his breath and regroup.
Boggs: OH GYRO WITH A SPRINGBOARD........ GUILD MOVES......... OH GYRO CRASHED DOWN TO THE FLOOR HARD!!!!!!
Royce: Poor move by Gyro. Bad move.
Boggs: Gyro missed the springboard and hit the floor. Guild moved out the way. He is stomping away on Gyro. He picks him up and wipes him into the guard rail! He puts him back in the ring........ spinning kick! He goes for the cover, 2 count.
Royce: Gyro is a tuff competitor. He's not gonna go that easily.
Boggs: Your right. Guild with a body slam. He covers Gyro again, 2 count. Both men up...... Gyro with some energy...... a right to Guild, another....... Oh standing kick and Guild goes down.
Royce: He almost took off his head.
Boggs: Gyro to the ropes....... spinning head scissors! Quick cover....... 2 count! Guild gets up and stumbles to the ropes....... Gyro....... big clothesline and both men go over the ropes, down to the floor!
Royce: They hit hard. This might be a count-out.
Boggs: You might be right..... nobodies moving....... the ref starts his count......1, 2, 3, 4, .....
Royce: Guild starts to get up.
Boggs: 5, 6....... Gyro up slow.......7, 8, .........their wasting too much time....... 9...... Guild in quick and that breaks the count!
Royce: Close, I thought that was it.
Boggs: Gyro falls back down........ GUILD WITH A FLYING LEGDROP OUT THE RING DOWN TO GYRO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!
Royce: Wow! Guild is holding his leg. He looks more hurt then Gyro.
Boggs: Both men get back in the ring slowly. Gyro goes to the ropes....... ducks a clothesline........ double clothesline! Both men are out!
Royce: Again!
Boggs: Guild is up...... he grabs Gyro for a DDT....... Gyro reverses it into a back body drop. He goes to the ropes, dropkick, another one, another one, one more!
Royce: The crowd is starting to get into it.
Boggs: Gyro with a scoop bomb. He covers him, 2 count.
Royce: Slow count by the ref.
Boggs: Manhattan drop...... clothesline and Guild is down!
Royce: Gyro has the momentum.
Boggs: Gyro goes to the ropes...... Wow spinning kick! Guild is out! Gyro drags him to the corner.
Royce: What's he gonna do?
Boggs: His signaling for the bronco buster....... here he goes...... Guild moves and Gyro crashes into the turnbuckle.
Royce: That move came back to haunt him.
Boggs: Guild swings at Gyro, Gyro ducks...... dropkick, no! Guild caught his legs! Guild with a sharpshooter!
Royce: Sharpshooter! Gyro can't reach the ropes.
Boggs: Guild has it in good! Gyro's trying to reach the ropes but can't make it........ that's it! That's it! Gyro gave in!
Royce: Derek Guild is the #1 contender!
("Song 2" kicks up again inside the arena.)
Boggs: Gyro couldn't reach the ropes, Guild had great ring position. Valiant effort by Gyro.
Royce: Guild caught his legs out that dropkick and just got Gyro right into a Sharpshooter. Good move.
Boggs: And what a match! Right now though, Denise Lopez is standing by backstage with The Lethal Soldier...Denise?
(The scene quickly shifts to the backstage interview area.)
Denise Lopez: Well, I'm standing next to The Lethal Soldier here, and LS, you have a grudge match with Vic Vega coming up next....
Lethal Soldier: Why should I care, huh? I took him out before, I'll take him out again....it's only a matter of time before I get my title shot....it doesn't matter what title, either, because no man is as good as this man....and those were some LETHAL words from the LETHAL SOLDIER!!
(LS quickly walks off as the scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: LS looking focused there, King....this should be a great matchup....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of this next match! Bob?
"Mr. Blonde" Vic
Vega vs. The Lethal Soldier
(Grudge Match-Extreme Rules)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following extreme rules
contest is a grudge match, and it is set for one fall.
Introducing first, hailing from Staten Island, NY....he stands 6
feet 8 inches tall and weighs 327 pounds....being accompanied to
the ring by members of The Divinity....he is...."Mr. Blonde"
Vic VEGA!!!!!!
("Self Biased Resistor" by Fear Factory kicks up inside the arena as Vega makes his way out from the back, closely followed by Strait Hate and Thorn of the Divinity. The three make their way down to the ring as Vega hops inside the ring, Strait Hate and Thorn stay on the outside.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he hails from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada....standing 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing 275 pounds....he is....The Lethal Soldier!!!!!!
("Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit kicks up inside the arena as LS makes his way down the ramp. He eyes Strait Hate and Thorn as he gets inside the ring.)
Boggs: Here we go now...these two met on Tuesday night, with LS picking up the win there....and Vega demanded a match for Rumble so here we go....Vega and LS hook it up here....irish whip this time by Vega....OH!! Big knee lift to the stomach of LS here and LS is doubled over....
Royce: Vega starts quickly on the offensive!
Boggs: Vega getting LS up here....right hands that find their mark here....knocking LS back...back into the corner here...OH!! Big knife edge chops being delivered by Vega here and those are stinging the chest of LS here!
Royce: Man, I bet you can hear those all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge! *laughs*
Boggs: Ya think, King? Now LS is slumped over again...Vega tossing him out of the ring....and now Vega going to the outside to go get him here....or maybe to just join him....
Royce: Probably, remember this is an extreme rules match, so anything goes!
Boggs: Vega with some more punishing right hands to the face of LS here...no wait! LS blocks the punch and comes back with one of his own, that rocks Vega....another! Vega is reeling....OH!! Big spear by LS and that takes Vega off his feet!
Royce: Nice comeback by LS there!
Boggs: LS thinks he might have the win here, he's going for a pin...1, no....kickout at 1, and that sure wasn't enough to warrant a pin attempt, King....LS knows better than that....
Royce: Maybe he was just tryin' to end it quickly....sometimes you can surprise someone...get a quick count and a win....I've seen it happen before....
Boggs: LS now getting up here, and Vega is back to his feet here as well...now the two are exchanging blows again here...no wait! Vega blocks that one by LS and grabs LS's arm....irish whip this time into the ringpost! Oh man!!!
Royce: Vega is a very powerful man....you know I just thought of something....why aren't Strait Hate and Thorn interfering?? They could, no rules match....
Boggs: Probably because Vega wants to win this on his own....he's stated on several occasions that he thinks he should've won his match against LS and that LS got lucky on Tuesday....we shall see....in any event, LS is back to his feet here, but Vega is continuing to pound on him here....still on the outside of the ring....
Royce: Well, anyway you can get a win is a win...in my book at least....
Boggs: I hope you're not sellin' that book, King, cuz I know I ain't buyin'.....wait, now Vega and LS on the rampway here....fighting up the ramp....and now making it up to the top of the ramp....
Royce: Careful now, a drop from that ramp to the floor is 15 feet easy....with nothing but electrical wires and stuff to get tangled in....
Boggs: Vega has LS here....wait, LS with a block, and....OH MY!!! LS just suplexed Vega down on the ramp, and Vega is grabbing his back in pain!!!
Royce: That's 100% steel, Randy, VERY unforgiving....
Boggs: Right you are, King....extremely unforgiving, but LS seems to be taking his time up there on the ramp....now getting Vega up here....and LS with a punch, NO!! Blocked by Vega, and he throws a big right hand! Overhand right again, hits it's mark!!! LS is reeling, he's awfully close to the edge, King!!!
Royce: Look out, LS!!!!
Boggs: NO WAIT!!! LS with a big short arm clothesline and both men are down, still on the ramp!!!!! Amazing for LS to come back with that maneuver after those shots by Vega!
Royce: Both these men have taken a lot of punishment in this match....
Boggs: Now LS is getting to his feet...and now Vega is as well, Vega the closest to the edge of the ramp now....LS getting Vega in a suplex sinch again....blocked by Vega!!! LS tries again...BLOCKED AGAIN!!!!!
Royce: Uh oh....
Boggs: Vega now with a suplex......*CRASH!!!* OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY!!!! VEGA JUST SUPLEXED LETHAL SOLDIER OFF THE RAMP, DOWN ONTO SOME TABLES 15 FEET BELOW!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!!
Royce: Believe it, Randy!!!! Amazing move!!!!
Boggs: We need to get a camera down there, to see if LS is alright, damn it!!!! Ok, we're being told a cameraman has gotten down there....*camera switch, showing LS is out cold, laying on the ground unconscious, his head bleeding* MY GOD!!! Look at LS!!! He's out cold, his head is busted open!!!!
Royce: Vega's up here!!! He needs to get down there and pin him!!!!!
Boggs: Wait....Vega is calling for something here....his finisher perhaps??? Wait!!!! Vega leaps!!!!!!!!! OH MY!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, HE LEAPED FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP AND CONNECTED WITH A BIG TIME LEGDROP FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP RIGHT ONTO LETHAL SOLDIER!!! WHAT A HIGH RISK MOVE, BUT IT HAS TOTALLY FINISHED OFF LS HERE!!!!
Royce: He must've fell 20 feet!!!! I can't believe it!
Boggs: Now Vega has him pinned here....the count is academic, I think.....here it is...1, 2, 3!!!!!!! Vega has done it, he's gotten revenge on LS for the defeat on Tuesday BackDraft with an impressive win here tonight at Rumble!!!!
("Self Biased Resistor" kicks up again as Strait Hate and Thorn help Vega up and the three make their way to the ramp and up it to the backstage area.)
Royce: Wow!! What a match, Randy....I can't believe that Vega was able to execute that Shaolin Sword legdrop from the top of the ramp to LS's body down below....impressive athleticism that time shown by Vega! And a very impressive win!
Boggs: Indeed, King....we've been told that there are some GFWA veterans and former GFWA superstars in the arena tonight, and so let's see if we can't spot a few here....
(The camera shifts to a shot of Biggunn in the crowd sitting next to a very pretty lady.)
Royce: AH!! Biggunn is here!! The former champ is in the house!
(The camera quickly shifts to a shot of Mr. Perfect and The GrimReaper sitting in the arena together, laughing.)
Boggs: And there is Mr. Perfect and The GrimReaper, King...a couple of retired GFWA superstars....
(The camera pans again and you see Big Sexy carrying a glass of beer to his seat.)
Boggs: And there's Big Sexy!! He's in the house as well.....it seems as if the stars have come to bid the GFWA goodbye for 1999, King....and while we get ready for our next match, we need to cut to commercial, but we'll be right back!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial break. Denise
Lopez is standing with Mike Powers at the backstage interview
location.)
Denise Lopez: I am here with Mike......
(Powers grabs the mic.)
Mike Powers: Cardan, you got a serious problem. You don't tell me what to do. Nobody does. I don't fear you, I don't fear anyone. I'm so sure of it, in fact...... if you want to tangle with me tonight, we can do it. But knowing how much of a real punk you are...... you won't! And as for Karnage tonight...... when I came in the arena today, I passed a ladder. There was a guy standing on it fixing something and I got this idea. An idea for a Ladder match for that belt! It's gonna be a war tonight.
(Mike Powers leaves.)
Lopez: Um, back to you guys....
(The scene shifts back to the arena.)
Boggs: Well, I don't know about you, King, but it would seem to me that there could be some real friction between Cardan and Powers....
(Suddenly all the lights in the arena go out, save one spotlight shining straight onto the ring. The vocal fans grow silent as they wonder whats going to happen next.)
Royce: What the hell?? What's going on, Randy?
(As the crowd mills about wondering whats happening a dark voice slams over the P.A. system:
"WHO WALKS IN THE LIGHT!?"
...Then "GOD OF THUNDER" by Kiss pounds over the house P.A. system, causing the assembled throng to look around in all directions. Finally some of the fans look towards the rafters and start to point in that direction. As all eyes turn that way, the fans see a huge Iron Crucifix descending slowly, a large man tied to it. As the music reaches it crescendo, the cross touches the mat and Hellsbane rips free of the ropes that bind him to the cross. Almost at the exact same moment, fireworks explode almost totally obscuring the ring from view.)
Boggs: WOW!! What an entrance for Hellsbane here, King!!! But....he's not scheduled for a match tonight....
(Hellsbane walks towards the edge of the ring and simply points at the ring announcer who, not entirely sure what Hellsbane wants, simply hands him the mic.)
Hellsbane: People Of the Light!
(Hellsbane points at the crowd which is still cheering wildly for the entrance alone.)
Hellsbane: You see before you but one member of the Holy Force known as The Divinity.
(Again the fans roar, the events of the last week fresh in thier mind. The matches alone that members have so far been in, win or lose have all been well worth the price of admision themselves. Hellsbane pauses for a moment waiting for the cheers to die down.)
Hellsbane: Many have wondered what and who we are. We are They Who Walk in The Light. And we tolerate none who would dwell in Darkness.
(Confused looks on the faces of some of the crowd let Hellsbane know he must clarify. Takeing his left hand he moves some of his long red hair from the front of his mask and continues.)
Hellsbane: You have in this Federation, men who hold power and wield that power in the Name of The Darkness. You had a man, who thought that some form of paper would hold sway over those such as the Divinity. He felt the wrath of the Divine and has scurried away to hide like all who have crossed us have, or soon will....
(The camera immediately focuses on a shot of Biggunn in the crowd. He's just staring at Hellsbane. Hellsbane pauses, and takes a deep breath, his left hand starting to clench and unclench. He surveys the audience, noting the merchandise that is present amid the gathered people. Noticing one sign in particular, Hellsbane's eyes flash with intensity.)
Hellsbane: And soon, another man will fall. Tonight the wrath of the Divine will take what belongs in The Light. It will take it from a man who follows the edicts of an unholy movement whose seed should have been wiped out at its inception. A man who would follow in the footsteps of one of the most evil men this world has ever known. Tonight, People of the Light, I will show him exactly what I mean by the wrath of the Divine. If he will swallow the fear he must have in him at the sound of my challenge. If he has the one spark of courage it takes to take his place on the Path of Retribution, then that blight called Gestapo will come out here and face the Jihad, and return what belongs in The Light, the Television championship he now soils with his bloodstained hands. He will come out here and find.....His Salvation...Is Near.....
Boggs: Wow!!! Have we heard a challenge issued here???? Hellsbane is challenging Gestapo to a match for the T.V. title, King???
(Suddenly, "Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks up and Gestapo runs out from the back with his T.V. title around his waist. As soon as he hits the ring, he tries to level Hellsbane with it.)
Royce: I guess so!! It's GESTAPO!!!!!
Boggs: And he just tried to level Hellsbane with the T.V. title belt, but Hellsbane ducked.....and now the two are exchanging lefts and rights here....wait!!!! OH MY!!! Big clothesline by Hellsbane and Gestapo is down!!!! Wait!!! Hellsbane is pulling something out of his boot there...what is that????
Royce: It's something black....maybe a crucifix I think....wait, Gestapo's getting up!
Boggs: And Hellsbane....OH MY!!! He just planted that cross right upside of Gestapo's head, knocking him out cold!!!!! Hellsbane is standing over Gestapo!!! Listen to this crowd!!!! Wait!!!! Hellsbane, he's taking Gestapo's T.V. Title.....he's getting back on the cross!!!!!! The cross is going up!!!! Hellsbane has the T.V. title and is leaving with it, King!!!!!
Royce: I can't believe this, Gestapo is out cold and Hellsbane has taken his title!!!!! Hellsbane is nearly gone!!!!
Boggs: I can't believe this, an extremely volitile situation that Hellsbane has started up here.....The Gestapo is not one to mess with....well folks, we're about set to move on here, GFWA Officials are helping Gestapo out of the ring....it's the first of four title matches....as "The Str8 Killa" Ricky Green will battle Va'a of the Haka Boyz for the GFWA Lightweight Title!
"The Str8 Killa"
Ricky Green vs. Va'a
(GFWA Lightweight Title
Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the GFWA
Lightweight Title. Coming out now, hailing from The Bronx, NY...at
5 feet 11 inches tall and weighing 220 pounds...... "The Str8
Killa" Ricky Green!
("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Green walks out)
Stallworth: And his opponent......hailing from Rotorua, New Zealand, he stands 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 217 pounds........ Va'a!
("The Haka" plays as Va'a walks out)
Boggs: Here we go!
Royce: They lock up. Va'a in a headlock.
Boggs: He sends Green to the ropes...... shoulder block! Green is up and both men go to the ropes, Va'a ducks a clothesline..... he turns around and Green catches him with a super kick. Green covers him, 2 count!
Royce: Quick cover.
Boggs: Green with a left and he sends him to the ropes..... Va'a blocks the clothesline, a poke to the eyes, armdrag! Green up quick...... another armdrag! Green is up, Va'a misses a sidekick...... Oh Green with a lowblow!
Royce: Oh that's got to hurt.
Boggs: DDT! Green with a cover, 2 count! Va'a is hurting, Green goes up top....... flying body press!
Royce: That's it!
Boggs: He covers him...... 1, 2,......Oh Va'a kicks out! Green.....Saturn driver, spinning pancake!
Royce: Green is in control.
Boggs: Wait......the Goddess is out here.
(Suddenly, howling winds can be heard coming from somewhere.)
Royce: What's she doing out here? And what the hell is that sound??
Boggs: She's out here by ringside. I guess she wants to view this match.
Royce: She's looking on...... she must be interested in the winner.....but what is that sound?? *laughs*
Boggs: Green sends Va'a into the corner.....Va'a bounces off and catches Green with a clothesline!
Royce: Oh, I didn't see that coming.
Boggs: Va'a....... piledriver! Piledriver! He covers him, 2 count.
Royce: Really close. I thought he had him.
Boggs: Va'a wipes Green to the ropes...... back body drop! Va'a with a walking powerbomb! He covers Green, 2 count. Va'a goes for dropkick....... Green moves!
Royce: Va'a is slow to get up.
Boggs: Green with a DDT! He covers him, 2 count!
Royce: Green almost had him.
Boggs: Goddess is leaving now. I guess she saw all that she can see.....weird, and there go those sounds of the wind.....very weird....
Royce: I wonder what she was doing.....
Boggs: Green gets Va'a up in a piledriver...... Va'a reverses it into one of his own!
Royce: Va'a needs to capitalize on this.
Boggs: Va'a goes up top...... Green is up, he trips Va'a off the rope right on his privates.
Royce: Oh Va'a is in pain.
Boggs: Green climbs up...... superplex off the top rope! Superplex! Green covers him.......1, 2, 3!!!! THAT;S IT, THAT'S IT, RICKY GREEN HAS DEFEATED VA'A IN A FAST PACED MATCH TO BECOME THE NEW GFWA LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMP!!!!!!
("Guerilla Radio" kicks up again inside the arena.)
Royce: Green grabs the belt and he is celebrating!
Boggs: Wow!! Great match there, King and we have a new champion in Ricky Green of the Outlawz! Well, let's not delay here, we've got about 17,000 of T2SF's closest friends here that have been waiting all night to see 'em....so let's get to the tag title match!
Tendency 2 Start Fires vs.
Matt Vargas/Mystery Partner
(GFWA Tag Team Title Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest
is set for one fall....and it is for the GFWA Tag Team
Championship! Introducing first, the champions....they hail from
San Francisco, California....at a combined weight of 495 pounds....they
are *crowd says it with Stallworth* TENDENCY 2 START FIRES!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd absolutely erupts with cheers as "Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush kicks up inside the arena. Cody and Tomorrow Man enter the arena and immediately begin playing to the crowd. As they walk down the rampway, they starts slapping hands with all the fans along the guardrail, many of them reaching for them.)
Boggs: King!!! Have you ever heard such an ovation!!!! Listen to this Cox Arena crowd!!!!!
(Finally, Cody and T-Man get into the ring, their belts held high above their heads and they stand on opposite turnbuckles, still playing to the crowd.)
Royce: This ovation could go over forever, Randy!! They love T2SF in San Fran'!
Stallworth: And one of their opponents....he hails from Lake Elsinore, California....he stands 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighs in at 248 pounds....he is Matt Vargas!!!!
(The louder part of the crowd still cheers, but it's not nearly as loud as "Secret Tweaker Pad" by Sublime kicks up and Vargas makes his way out from the back. He doesn't look happy at all and has a microphone in his hand.)
Boggs: Well, who's this mystery partner for Vargas, King??
Royce: Not sure, Randy....maybe Vargas can tell us....
Matt Vargas: Damn it....I don't know which is worse....having to fight the tag team champions in their own hometown *crowd cheers loudly again*...or having to do it with NO partner....
Boggs: NO partner?? King, what's going on here???
(The crowd begins to boo a little as Vargas continues.)
Matt Vargas: But you know something, Cody...T-Man...I can beat you by myself....so if you wanna really do this, I'll take you on by my damn self....
(Vargas drops the mic and runs to the ring.)
Boggs: By himself??? Is he crazy??? Well, Vargas slides in the ring and now we're ready to go here....I guess if anybody wants to, they can come on down and be Vargas' partner here...*laughs*
Royce: Hey, I thought I was the only one who told jokes...
Boggs: Oh shut up, King....Vargas will start off with Cody here....collar and elbow tieup, and Cody immediately twists it into an armbar....now into a head-scissors takedown! Nicely done, but Vargas is up quickly here....
Royce: I think you should take that joke back right now!
Boggs: Relax, King....take your demorral and shut up....Vargas and Cody here, collar and elbow tieup again, this time Cody manages to get Vargas into T2SF's corner here and he tags in T-Man here....double irish whip on Vargas, off the ropes goes Vargas....and double back body drop! Nicely done by T2SF....nobody does it better, King....
Royce: Don't talk to me, Randy....I don't take demorral and that wasn't nice!
Boggs: Get your panties out of the wad they're in and help me call this great match.....Vargas is up here, hurt apparently....and T-Man is the legal man for T2SF at this time....T-Man over to Vargas now...oh! Vargas with a thumb to the eyes of T-Man, slowing him down here...now with a belly to belly suplex! Nicely done!
Royce: Fine, but you and me gotta talk after this match!
Boggs: Oh for the love of Pete....Vargas back in control here....getting T-Man up....and...down with an atomic drop! T-Man feeling that as he goes down his knees here....Vargas starts off the ropes now....OH!! Nice sliding dropkick to the back of T-Man here and Vargas with a quick rollup...1, 2, NO!!! T-Man kicked out, but Vargas nearly beat T2SF there!
Royce: Nice move to the pin, Randy but T-Man was able to kick out....
Boggs: Vargas up here....getting T-Man up....irish whip, reversal by T-Man! Vargas off the ropes, leapfrog by T-Man, Vargas back off the ropes....swinging neckbreaker by T-Man!!! Vargas is down!!! T-Man now starts off the ropes...and...flying elbow drop!!!! He nailed that move!
Royce: Such quickness being displayed here by T2SF...it's why they're the tag champs....
Boggs: That's the first good thing you've said since this match started King! Way to go! T-Man with a couple punches to Vargas here....now moving Vargas into T2SF's corner here and tagging in Cody...now some double teaming by T2SF here....
(Suddenly "Hot To Death" by Everlast kicks up.)
Royce: What??? What's this, Randy??? I think that's....that's Mr. Last's music!!!!
Boggs: But he's been gone for a while with some family problems I thought.....wait!!! Look!!!! There he is!!!! Standing on the top of the ramp, now running down to the ring!!! He's getting in Vargas' corner here!!! I think this is the mystery partner that Vargas was talking about!!!!
Royce: Man!! This is huge, Vargas and Last back together!!! And a chance at the tag team titles!
Boggs: But Vargas would need to make the tag here to Last, because Vargas is in serious trouble....Cody now the legal man here and he irish-whips Vargas, no wait, Vargas with the reversal and off the ropes goes Cody....back towards Vargas here....OH!!! Double clothesline and both men go down!!
Royce: It looked in the replay that both men had the same idea and nailed each other!
Boggs: Vargas needs to desperately make the tag to Last here....Cody is getting up here....wait!!! Vargas rolls out of the way of Cody and he tags in Last!!! Last is in!!!
Royce: This is his first action in over a month, Randy!! He's a house of fire!
Boggs: Indeed, big clothesline for Cody, now T-Man is in...big time right hand for T-Man, knocking him outside....Cody back at him here...and Last picks him up....running shoulder-breaker! Nice move!!! Last climbs the ropes....big time legdrop!!! From the 2nd turnbuckle, he dropped the knee right onto Cody on the mat!
Royce: Wow!! Last looks really sharp here, Randy!
Boggs: Last now back up here....irish whips Cody, wait, blind tag that time to T-Man, last missed it, T-Man is in...back off the ropes goes Cody, he ducks a clothesline from Last and Last turns around....OH!!! Facebuster, X-Factor style on the mat by T-Man!!!! He covers Last...1, 2, no!!! Vargas comes in with the save....
Royce: Whew! That was close, I didn't think Last had seen Cody tag in T-Man there...great teamwork by T2SF....
Boggs: T-Man now the legal man in there with Last....he gets Last up here....irish whip into the corner...and T-Man climbs the ropes here....OH!! Hurraconrada and that flips Last over! T-Man gets back up quickly here and runs to that same corner....climbing all the way to the top....
Royce: Look out below!!!!
Boggs: About to leap, NO!!! Vargas runs over and knocks T-Man down and off the top turnbuckle....right onto his private area, if you know what I mean....
Royce: I think Vargas took the chance of T-Man having any children away from him right there! *laughs*
Boggs: Last is back up, T-Man sitting on the top turnbuckle now, oh wait!!! Last is going over to T-Man here, climbing up to where he is....no, he's got a suplex sinched, but he couldn't......OH MY!!! Big superplex off the top rope by Last on T-Man here!!! Amazing height they got on that move!!!!
Royce: I can't believe it!!! Last certainly has this one won now....
Boggs: Last is over and around and now is on T-Man here for the pin....we could have new tag champions...1, 2, NO!!!!! NO!!! T-Man got the shoulder up and listen to this crowd!!! What a match this has been!!!!
Royce: I can't believe that T-Man was able to get his shoulder up after that superplex....amazing stamina!
Boggs: T2SF always puts on a good show, if nothing else....Last can't believe it though, and now he's up....T-Man yet to get up, wait, now he's moving....Last gets T-Man here....irish whips him off the ropes....OH!!!! T-Man blocks the facebuster and nails Last with a big time DDT!!!!
Royce: Both men are down here!!! It's anybody's ballgame!!!!
Boggs: Indeed, both men are down, and it could go either way, but now Last is moving....he's moving to tag in Vargas here....and he does....and look!! T-Man dives at Cody's tag and makes it!!! Cody is in!!!! Shoulder tackle on Vargas!!! Cody and Vargas are going toe-to-toe here!!!!
Royce: Wow!! This is true GFWA action at it's best!
Boggs: Cody this time, getting Vargas up...irish whip....big time clothesline that time by Cody!!! He gets Vargas up now....irish whip again....OH!!! SPINEBUSTER!!!! Right in the center of the ring!!!!!
Royce: What power for such a quick man!!! Cody is on fire here!! Listen to this crowd, Randy!!!!
Boggs: I can't believe how loud it is in here....wait, Last tries to get in and stop the T2SF momentum, but oh!!! He gets dropkicked by Cody and he flips over the top rope and down onto the floor here....wait!!! Cody is tagging T-Man in here....
Royce: It could be Firestarter time!
Boggs: Indeed it is!!! Listen to the crowd!!!!! Cody gets on one turnbuckle, and T-Man on the other....and...........YES!!! CODY NAILS A PERFECT LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILE T-MAN EXECUTES A STUNNING FROG SPLASH AT THE SAME TIME AND THE FIRESTARTER HAS BEEN PERFORMED!!! CODY WITH THE COVER...1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!! T2SF HAS WON IT AND THEY RETAIN THEIR TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!
("Tendency 2 Start Fires" kicks up inside the arena again, and it's pandemonium.)
Royce: My God, Randy!! I can't hear myself think in this crowd!!!! This is unbelievable!!!!
Boggs: T2SF are triumphant here in retaining their tag team titles right here in their hometown as they beat Matt Vargas and "Wonderful" Mr. Last, King!!!! This is out of this world!!!! Listen to the ovation as T2SF heads up the rampway!!!!!
Royce: Never in my life have I heard something so loud!! NEVER!!! This is great!!!!!
Boggs: Wow....what a scene here, and Denise, I think you're standing by with one very pissed off German...take it away Denise!
(The scene shifts to the backstage interview location. Gestapo is standing there with a bandage around his head.)
Denise Lopez: Gestapo, tonight you were the victim of a....
(Suddenly, Gestapo grabs the microphone from Denise.)
Joesef Gestapo: HELLSBANE!!! You have something that belongs to me.....you STOLE it from me....I do not know what exactly you are TRYING to prove by this show you put on tonight, but it is NOT going to work on The Gestapo.....NOTHING is going to work with me....you CANNOT intimidate me....you CANNOT scare me.....you CANNOT beat me.....tonight will be remembered for many reasons....but tonight will be remembered by me as the night you became Target Number One for The Gestapo...and make no mistake....I will hunt you down....I will recover my property.....and I WILL MAKE YOU TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gestapo drops the mic as the scene fades to commercial break.)
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades in from commercial break.)
Boggs: Well, we're about ready here for the Extreme title match between Adam King and Chaos here, so let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the intros!
"Awesome" Adam
King vs. Chaos
(GFWA Extreme Title Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following extreme rules
contest is set for one fall and it is for the GFWA Extreme
Championship!! Introducing first, the challenger....he hails from
Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada....he stands 6 feet 4 inches
tall and weighs 254 pounds....he is CHAOS!!!!
("N2Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit kicks up as Chaos makes his way down to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he is the reigning GFWA Extreme Champion....hailing from Pittsburgh, PA....he stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 268 pounds....he is..."AWESOME" ADAM KING!!!!!!!!!
("Testify" by Rage Against The Machine kicks up inside the arena. King makes his way out with the GFWA Extreme title around his shoulder. He gets in the ring and hands the belt to the ref as the bell rings.)
Boggs: Alright then, we're set to go here for the GFWA Extreme title....King versus Chaos here....this one should be a dandy....Chaos starts off with a quick kick to the midsection....into an armbar here....King with a quick reversal and he flips Chaos down on his back!
Royce: This should be a good one, two greats goin' at it here....
Boggs: Chaos flips up quickly, great agility from this man....King and Chaos now circling each other...whenever you have an Extreme rules match, you always gotta wonder how long it'll take them to get "extreme"....
Royce: With Adam King involved, it normally doesn't take long!
Boggs: King now....exchanging punches with Chaos here...but now King starting to get the better end of the deal, and now OH!! Big clothesline to the outside and Chaos lands rudely on his back here, right out in front of us at the broadcast location, King!
Royce: Oh no, not again...not my pitcher of vodka, uh, I mean water....
Boggs: I thought that was that stuff in there....King, you're a dumbass....*laughs*....King and Chaos now right out here by us....still exchanging rights and lefts here, just a good ol' fashioned street brawl at this point....wait! King blocks a right by Chaos and sends him into the ringpost! OH man!
Royce: Good, stay the hell away from my pitcher! *laughs*
Boggs: You worry too much, King....Chaos now getting up here....OH!! Big lowblow to King there and that slows him down, Chaos now moving to get a chair here...
Royce: Look, this stuff is expensive! You need to shut your mouth, Randy!
Boggs: Since when did "water" get expensive, King? *laughs* Chaos with a chair here...*SMACK!* OH my!!! Right along the back and shoulders of King here!!! *SMACK!* OH MY GOODNESS!! Again across the back and shoulders of King here!!!!! Those are some awful chair shots!
Royce: By awful you mean awful as in not so good or not so good for Adam King? *laughs*
Boggs: Just drink your water, King....King is stumbling around here....Adam King that is....Chaos drops the chair, and now is going underneath the ring to get some goodies....
Royce: Always a few goodies under that ring....I wonder how they get there....
Boggs: Yeah, I wonder how....probably the same way that's not water in that pitcher, huh King? Looks like Chaos has found some toys here...pulling out a table and setting it up quickly....wait, King is up and coming towards Chaos here!!!!
Royce: Yep!! Look out Chaos!
Boggs: OH MY!!! Big time clothesline, running clothesline that time from King and he levels Chaos with that....King then continues setting up the table here....*laughs*
Royce: Why was that funny....oh wait, I get it...cuz he finished what Chaos started....
Boggs: Damn, you sure that's JUST water in there? *laughs* King now up here....OH!! Slams Chaos' head onto that table....man....OH!! Damn, again....his head just bouncing off that table....
Royce: Better that table than this one....
Boggs: Now there...I finally agree with you, King....King now grabbing Chaos here, he tosses him back into the ring here....now goes under the ring again looking for something....OH MY!!! He pulls out a sledgehammer here!!! That looks like it could cause some serious damage, King....
Royce: You better believe it....wait, Chaos is up....he's climbing the turnbuckle closest to King here....
Boggs: What's he have in mind......Chaos leaps!!!! *SMASH!!!!!* OH MY GOD!!! DID HE.....DID HE JUST DO WHAT I THINK HE DID??????? CHAOS JUST TOSSED HIMSELF OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LANDED ON KING WITH A HIGH CROSS BODY BLOCK THAT SENT KING AND CHAOS THROUGH THE TABLE THAT WAS SETUP ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! CHAOS HAS HIS ARM OVER KING HERE, BUT I THINK BOTH MEN ARE OUT, THE REF IS COUNTING.....1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!
Royce: We have a winner...but who is it!?!?!?!?!?!
Boggs: IT'S CHAOS!!! CHAOS IS THE WINNER, THE REFEREE IS HOLDING UP HIS HAND HERE!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! JUST LIKE THAT, CHAOS HAS WON THIS MATCH!!!!! THE IMPACT OF THE COLLISION MUST'VE KNOCKED KING OUT.....I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!
("n2gether now" by Limp Bizkit kicks up inside the arena as Tricia of the Elite Players comes to celebrate with Chaos.)
Royce: Look!! WOOHOO!! It's Tricia!!!! She and Chaos are celebrating, although Chaos looks pretty hurt from the fall himself, it was enough for him to pin King and win the Extreme title!!!!
Boggs: Well said, King....it's hard to believe, but Chaos is the NEW GFWA Extreme Champion!!!! Amazing finish to the match, and Tricia and Chaos are celebrating with this San Francisco crowd as they head up the ramp.....
(The camera gets a shot of King, now sitting up looking very disgusted.)
Royce: Oh...look at King...he does NOT look happy....
Boggs: No he doesn't and we'll probably see something from King after the break with Chaos.....he won't live well over the holidays knowing that Chaos has the Extreme title.....well folks, we need to step away for a bit as well prepare for the Main Event and last match of 1999.....it's to decide the GFWA Heavyweight Champion.....and it pits Mike Powers versus Karnage here....could there be 2 champions in the Elite Players when this night is over....stay tuned to find out!!!!!
The
year 2000 is upon us....and now the threat of the Y2K bug has
passed......or has it?
GFWA Y2K Meltdown, live on Pay-Per-View,
January 23rd, 2000, live from Madison Square Garden, in New York
City!!!
The Y2K bug can still.......bite
ya!

(The scene fades back in from the promo...the shot is of
Bob Stallworth in the center of the ring.)
Mike Powers vs.
Karnage
(GFWA Heavyweight Title
Ladder Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Ladder match
for the GFWA Heavyweight title. Coming out now, hailing
from New York, NY....standing 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighing
in at 278 pounds........ Mike Powers!!!!!
("The Rockwilder" by Method Man and Redman plays as Powers walks out)
Stallworth: And his opponent.....hailing from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada, at 7 feet 1 inches tall and weighing 315 pounds........ Karnage!!!!!!!
("N2Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit plays as Karnage comes out with the ladder over his shoulder)
Boggs: Karange drops the ladder, gets in the ring and they go at it!!!!!
Royce: Listen to the crowd!
Boggs: Mike Powers has a fight after this but he has more important things on his mind like beating Karnage.
Royce: I don't think he will fight Cardan. Cardan would destroy him.
Boggs: Both men are going at it hard. Powers goes down! Karnage is on him.
Royce: Karnage with a huge suplex!
Boggs: Karnage sends Powers to the ropes...... clothesline! Powers stumbles up, stunner by Karnage. Karnage throws Powers out the ring.
Royce: Karnage goes out after him.
Boggs: Karnage gets the ladder and puts it in the ring. He grabs Powers...... Powers reverses and sends Karnage into the ring pole. Powers gets in and sets up the ladder!
Royce: He's having trouble setting it up.
Boggs: Karnage is up, he's in the ring....... Powers is still trying to set up the ladder........ Oh lowblow! Lowblow! Karnage..... famasser!! Powers is out. Karnage sets up the ladder, he starts to climb.
Royce: Powers is up.
Boggs: Powers....... Oh he grabbed Karnage and powerbombed him off the ladder!
Royce: If this was a regular rules match, Powers could pin Karnage and get the win now.
Boggs: But it's not. Powers begins to climb the ladder...... Karnage is up....... OH HE PUSHED THE LADDER OVER! HE PUSHED THE LADDER OVER!! POWERS FELL!
Royce: He hit the rope and fell over to the outside. That's gotta hurt. Powers is down and not moving!
Boggs: Karnage goes after Powers, but he stops....... he looks at the ladder and sees an opportunity. Karnage resets the ladder....... Powers is up!
Royce: Karnage better hurry!
Boggs: Powers gets a chair. No DQ in a ladder match! He gets in the ring.
Royce: Karnage is almost their!
Boggs: Powers....... Oh he nailed Karnage in the back and Karnage falls off the ladder! Powers tosses the chair to the side and starts to stomp on Karnage. He picks him up and rams his head into the ladder. Scorpion deathdrop!
Royce: Powers is on a roll.
Boggs: Powers sends Karnage to the corner. He grabs the chair and charges in....... Oh Karnage put up his foot and Powers ran into it.
Royce: The chair smacked Powers back in his face!
Boggs: Powers is dazed, Karnage......ROCKBOTTOM! ROCKBOTTOM!! Both men are down! The ladder is still up and someone has to get up, climb that ladder and get the belt. plus Mike Powers, win or lose has challenged Cardan to a fight after this.
Royce: We don't know where Cardan stands cause he never answered.
Boggs: Both men up at the same time. There trading blows...... Karnage goes down. Powers begins to climb the ladder.
Royce: Karnage is up and he's climbing up the opposite side of the ladder. Both men are climbing up at the same time. Listen to the crowd!
Boggs: Their at the top! Powers reaches for the belt but Karnage pokes him in the eyes and Powers falls off the ladder!
Royce: What?
Boggs: Karnage has it. He's reaching for the belt...... wait...... Caprice out the back!
Royce: What is she doing here?
Boggs: She gets in the ring.
Royce: Shes trying to push the ladder over......
Boggs: Oh! Damn her! Karnage fell!! Dammit! He had this match won!
Royce: No DQ, the ref is letting it go.
Boggs: Caprice is trying to get Powers up........ wait! Tricia! She hits the ring and takes down Caprice! Caprice is gone..... she's running out of here as Tricia gives chase!!
Royce: What the hell is going on?
Boggs: Powers and Karnage are up...... a left by Karnage...... chokeslam! Karnage with a chokeslam! He sets up the ladder. Powers struggles to get up...... Powers pulls Karnage off the ladder.... A right, a clothesline and they go outside the ring! Karnage sends Powers into the guard rail..... he charges in and catches him with a big splash!
Royce: Oh he squashed Powers like a pancake!
Boggs: Karnage grabs that chair....... Oh what a shot to the head of Powers!!! Look at the dent.
Royce: Powers is busted open!
Boggs: Karnage with another shot!
Royce: Powers is done for.
Boggs: Karnage........ wait....... he's bring him over here!
Royce: No get away!
Boggs: Powers falls to the ground! Karnage is signaling for an Outsiders Edge!
Royce: Not on the table!
Boggs: Karnage...... no! Low blow by Powers! Powers with a poke to the eyes....... OH MAGNIFICENT MANEUVER THREW THE TABLE! HE GAVE KARNAGE A MAGNIFICENT MANEUVER THREW THE TABLE!!!!!! KARNAGE IS DOWN!
Royce: Powers gets in the ring.
Boggs: Mike Powers sets up the ladder....... he climbs up....... he's almost there!
Royce: Karnage is up! He gets in the ring.
Boggs: Karnage up and in the ring quick. Powers is at the top! He reaches for the belt! Karnage tries to tip over the ladder....... POWERS GOT IT!!!!! THE LADDER TIPS OVER AND HE FALLS OFF!
Royce: He grabbed the belt though! He grabbed the belt!
Boggs: Karnage is stomping on Powers but the ref is signaling for the bell. Mike Powers is the new GFWA World Heavyweight champion.
Royce: As soon as he grabbed the belt Karnage tipped the ladder over and Powers fell, but he grabbed the belt and he is the champ!
Boggs: Karnage is still stomping on Powers....... WAIT! CARDAN IS OUT HERE! CARDAN IS OUT! HE HITS THE RING....... HE GRABS THE CHAIR AND KARNAGE STOPS AND LOOKS AT HIM! CARDAN TELLS KARNAGE TO PICK UP POWERS....... KARNAGE PICKS HIM U........OH GOD! CARDAN NAILED KARNAGE WITH THE CHAIR! HE'S HELPING UP POWERS!!!!!!
Royce: I thought they where gonna fight?
Boggs: DAMMIT THEY TRICKED US KING! THEY TRICKED US! THE NATURAL AND CAPRICE ARE OUT AS THEY CELEBRATE WITH CARDAN AND POWERS! CARDAN GRABS THE BELT....... HE LOOKS AT POWERS....... HE GIVES HIM THE BELT! DAMN THEY TRICKED US INTO THINKING THEY WHERE GONNA GO AT IT! I HATE THEM!
Cardan: HA!!!!!!! I saw the look on your faces when I came out. You thought the FRANCHISE was done! You thought we where bickering and would disband, but we didn't! Where stronger then ever!
Powers: We did this to prove a point, that nothing can break us apart and nobody can stop us. Where a run away train now and I am the GFWA Champ. So I dare someone to come out and get it from me......... come on, somebody must have the balls to come out here and face THE FRANCHISE.............................. just like I figured! As I see it now...... we own this bitch and nobody....... and I mean nobody can defeat us.......
BOGGS: WAIT, WAIT! SOMEONE'S HERE!
Royce: Who is it. I can't see!
Boggs: IT'S WATTS!!!! IT'S WATTS!!!!! BRIAN WATTS IS BACK! HE'S BACK!!!!! HE'S COMING DOWN AND CARDAN AND POWERS ARE PANICKING!! WATTS IS IN THE RING........ POWERS EXTENDS HIS HAND. WATTS LOOKS AT IT AND SHAKES IT!
Royce: What???????
Boggs: No! It can't be! Watts and Mike Powers are hugging! What's going on? Cardan with a huge smile on his face....... WAIT........CHOKE OUT! CHOKE OUT ON POWERS!!!! POWERS IS OUT! WATTS GRABS THE NATURAL...... HE'S CHOKING HIM OUT! NAT IS OUT!! HE'S COMING TOWARD CARDAN! CAPRICE IS IN THE WAY!!!!!! OH BELLY BACK SUPLEX ON CAPRICE!
Royce: Cardan gets out the ring....... he's out of here!
Boggs: Caprice is down. The Natural is down. Powers grabs his belt and gets out the ring holding his neck from the Choke out! Watts grabs the mic!
Watts: You think you own this bitch Cardan?? You call yourself the Champ, Powers?? You can't call yourselves that until you've looked into the eyes of God himself. Your rule over the GFWA is about to end 'cause the Notorious one is back! The guy who looked the devil in his eyes and took over his territory is back! Nobody's safe, Cardan...... especially you! Your tricks, games and bullsh*t are over. GFWA be prepare to be afraid again! Brian Watts is back....... PLAY TIME IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boggs: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT A FINALE! POWERS WINS THE HEAVYWEIGHT BELT AND HE AND CARDAN TRICK US INTO THINKING THEY'RE GONNA SPLIT....... THEN OUT THE BLUE, BRIAN WATTS RETURNS TO THE GFWA AND CHOKES OUT HALF THE FRANCHISE! WHAT A WAY TO END THE NEW YEAR!
Royce: Cardan and Powers ran out of here.......Watts is still in the ring as the fans are on their feet.
Boggs: MIKE POWERS IS THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! RICKY GREEN IS THE NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMP! CHAOS IS THE NEW EXTREME CHAMP AND WATTS HAS MADE HIS WAY BACK TO THE GFWA! WHAT A NIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!! We are totally out of time....so for King Royce, Denise Lopez and Bob Stallworth, this is Randy Boggs saying Goodnight until January 8th, 2000....when we return with another edition of Saturday Night Rumble!!!! Until then, have a safe and happy holiday season......GOODNIGHT FROM SAN FRANCISCO!!! And has always, this has been a presentation of the GFWA....FOR SERIOUS EFED WRESTLERS ONLY!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!!
(The scene goes to a shot of Watts looking Powers and Cardan down as the crowd is on it's feet. Then the shot goes to the GFWA logo....

....as it fades out, you see the next television program start up.)