
Live
from Rupp Arena
Lexington, Kentucky
November 6th, 1999
(The scene fades in from the previous television program. The GFWA logo is on the screen...

...as it fades out, the Saturday Night Rumble theme package starts up. As the theme fades out, the scene fades inside the arena. The place is packed and the fans are going crazy. Many fans are holding up signs. As the camera pans the audience a few times, you hear the familiar voice of Randy Boggs over the din of the crowd.)
Randy Boggs: Saturday Night Rumble is on the air!!! Rupp Arena, home of the Kentucky Wildcat basketball team, in Lexington, Kentucky, is the place and the GFWA has never been hotter!!! Hello again everybody, along side me as always King Royce, I am Randy Boggs, and tonight, King, could be one for the ages!!
King Royce: You have never been more right about that, Randy!!! Listen to this crowd!!! They're goin' crazy for the GFWA, and tonight is gonna be huge!!! Because tonight, we have a lineup that cannot be beat!!! Brian "Primetime" Watts is in action tonight as he goes against The Butcher in a non-title Extreme rules matchup!!! What a fight that's gonna be!!!
Boggs: Not only that, but The Awesome One, Adam King, the GFWA Extreme Champ, will be in action tonight, defending his title against Daryl Armstrong!!! These two fought to the brink the last time they went at it, and it's guaranteed this one'll be incredible!!! We've also got a great triple threat match in the lightweight division, along with the debuts of two great newcomers to the GFWA....all this and so much more....wait a second, I think...yes, we're getting something from the back here.....what's going on?
(The scene shifts to the back. On the dressing room door are the words "The BiggunnZ".)
Boggs: That's the BiggunnZ's dressing room, King!! What's going on back there??
(All of a sudden, Grunge and some unknown man kick the door open. The TaskMaster is there, looking at a monitor and doesn't see them come in. Grunge takes his electric guitar and jams it into the chest of the TaskMaster.)
Boggs: My God!!! That's Grunge...and...well, who is that with him??? They've just leveled TaskMaster here!!! Wait, in Grunge saying something?
Grunge: See? I TOLD YOU! I F*CKIN TOLD YOU! You are NOT safe!! *gets into his face* LISTEN TO ME! YOU F*CK WITH ME, YOU'RE F*CKING WITH SEATTLE! NEVER EVER FORGET THAT, BITCH!!!!!
(Grunge kicks TM in the head as he spits on him and the two men leave. The scene fades back inside the arena.)
Boggs: My God, King!! That was one of the newcomers I mentioned a few seconds ago, Grunge, he's taking on TaskMaster tonight....and it looks like he wanted to get a headstart on their extreme rules matchup!
Royce: You got that right, Randy....*laughs*
Boggs: Well, it's time to kick off the night....let's get things started with Kristian Fury versus Joesef Gestapo...remember, if Fury wins, he's in L4R, and if he loses, well...you know the rest....let's get to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of these two competitors....
Kristian
Fury vs. Joesef
Gestapo
(Regular Rules Match)
Bob
Stallworth:
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one
fall. Introducing first, he stands 6 feet 9 inches tall and
weighs 298 pounds, he is...Kristian FURY!!!
("One" by Creed kicks up inside the arena as the lights go dim. An eerie red light floods the rampway as Fury walks out and stands on the rampway. He strides down to the ring and gets in the ring as the light come back up.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he stands 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 315 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Master Rudolph, he is....Joesef GESTAPO!!!
("Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks up inside the arena as the lights dim again. A single spotlight shines on the ramp as Rudolph comes out, followed closely by The Gestapo. They get to the ring and Gestapo gets inside the ring. The lights come back up.)
Boggs: Ok, we're about ready to go here....Fury versus Gestapo for the right to enter L4R with his good friend, Skarrphace....
Royce: Where is Skarrphace anyway? I would've thought for sure he'd be here for this match....
Boggs: Nevertheless...these two giants lock it up here....collar and elbow tieup here...and Gestapo pushed Fury back into the corner....Gestapo the larger of the two athletes here, but not by much....Gestapo now with Fury in the corner....and the ref calls for a break...and gets it..NO! Gestapo back in with a back elbow to the throat of Fury here!
Royce: Clean break from Gestapo? HA! Never! *laughs*
Boggs: Oh, so now you're an expert, huh? Gestapo now follows that move up with an irish whip across the ring...no, reversal by Fury this time....and Gestapo nails the turnbuckle hard!!! Gestapo comes bounding out from the corner and Fury nails him with a solid clothesline....and Fury quickly back on the move....picking up Gestapo here....irish whip off the rope...missing with the big forearm, Gestapo ducking it nicely, back off the ropes....OH!! Sidewalk slam by Fury and Gestapo goes down....here's a quick pinning combination....1, 2, NO!! Gestapo kicked out....
Royce: Close, Randy!! Very close!!! Nice sequence of moves by Kristian Fury!
Boggs: Fury now back up, with Gestapo....Fury with another irish whip off the ropes...oh! Swinging neckbreaker by Gestapo and immediately Gestapo follows it up with a headlock submission type move on Fury here...but Fury is near the ropes and only has to stretch a little and reaches them....Gestapo breaks the hold, but Fury is still down here....Gestapo now measuring Fury here....oh!! High knee lift to the face of Fury and Fury is down....
Royce: Gestapo can attack you from so many ways and he's deadly accurate with his delivery....
Boggs: Gestapo now calculating his next move here....Fury still down, but struggling to get up....has his hand on the top rope, pushing himself up....Gestapo starts off the ropes opposite of Fury...and OH!! A massive clothesline and Fury goes over the top rope and down onto the floor....Gestapo follows him out here...Fury back to his feet here...Gestapo and Fury trading blows on the outside....
Royce: The ref is starting his count here....remember, this is a regular rules matchup, so you can be counted out....I don't think that Skarrphace thought about what would happen if there was a count-out! *laughs*
Boggs: Indeed he probably hasn't....but not to worry here, as Gestapo and Fury are making it back inside the ring at this very moment....Gestapo still in control....scoop slam, nicely done....picking Fury back up....OH!! Massive DDT on Fury and now Gestapo with a quick pinfall here....1, 2, NO!! Fury managed to kick out at the last second....Gestapo now jawing a bit with the referee...thinking he had the 3-count there....
Royce: I tell ya, Randy, if it wasn't 3, it was 2 and 9/10ths!
Boggs: It was close, but Fury got the shoulder up....Gestapo back to work now....armbar submission move....wrenching the arm of Kristian Fury here....right in the center of the ring and this is painful....just look at the look on Fury's face...he's in a world of pain.....
Royce: But I can tell you he won't give up that easily....
Boggs: Fury now trying to work to get to his feet....the crowd steadily behind this youngster....working the crowd now and Fury is getting up!! But Gestapo grabs a handful of hair and yanks Fury back down to the canvas, applying the hold even tighter here!
Royce: Smart move by the veteran, Gestapo....took the momentum right back....
Boggs: Gestapo now wrenching that move in....tighter and tighter....but Fury is fighting back up...and he gives Gestapo a good elbow to the ribcage here....and another!! That breaks the hold of Gestapo and Fury now off the ropes....shoulder tackle takedown on Gestapo....Gestapo is down....Fury off the ropes again....jumps up high....and yes!! Big elbow drop to the chest of Gestapo here!!! Fury back in control!!!
Royce: This could be it, Randy!!!
Boggs: Fury back up here...getting Gestapo up....and YES!!! Outsider's Edge powerbomb!!! Nicely done....and now getting Gestapo up....he's signalling for the Crucifixion!!!! He's....he can't get him up can he?? He's.....got him up in it!!!! My God, what power by Fury here!!!! Gestapo trying to fight out of it....I don't think he can.....no!!! He's waving his arms!!! He's calling the match!!!!! Kristian Fury has won it!!!!!
Royce: What a match!! And Fury is now in L4R!!!
("Das Boot" kicks up as Skarrphace and The Master Race come down to the ring. Skarrphace has a big smile on his face.)
Boggs: Skarrphace and the Master Race here, all getting into the ring with Gestapo, Rudolph and Fury here....what a formidable organization we have on our hands here, folks....Skarrphace and Fury with an embrace in the center of the ring....TMR and Gestapo talking in one corner....as Skarrphace has a microphone, he's going to address the crowd here....
Skarrphace: Ladies and gentlemen, the newest member of the Lords of the Fourth Reich....Kristian Fury!!!!
(The crowd lets out a legion of boos, but some are cheering for Fury.)
Skarrphace: My friend, welcome....and I'm glad you can be welcomed in fairly and squarely....do you have anything you'd like to say?
(Kristian Fury takes the microphone from Skarrphace and looks at The Master Race and Gestapo talking in the corner.)
Kristian Fury: Skarrphace.....*pause*....I know you want me to join your group....the Lords of the Fourth Reich....*pause*....but I'm not sure if I can.....
(Skarrphace gets a look of real concern on his face.)
Boggs: What's this, King???
Kristian Fury: You see, there's a line.....in the sand....that I choose not to cross.....and a level at which.....I will not go past.....and I'm not sure....*pause*....if I can join a group of individuals who have no regard.....*pause*....for that line.....
(The scene then shifts to the backstage area. Chaos, Karnage, and Tricia of the Elite Players are all huddled around a monitor in the back, watching the procedings.)
Boggs: The Elite Players, King!! What's gonna happen here????
(The scene shifts back to inside the arena as Skarrphace takes the microphone from Fury.)
Skarrphace: What are you talking about, Kristian? I want you with me...with US.....we are a family....
(Kristian Fury doesn't say another word, and simply exits the ring and starts up the rampway alone.)
Boggs: What in the world are we seeing here, King??? Fury beat Gestapo fair and square and now has a spot on L4R....but now he doesn't want it???
Royce: That's not what he said, Randy....he just said he's not sure....you never know what's going to happen here....
Boggs: Well, the rest of L4R are headed back to the back....I wonder what the Elite Players have in all of this that they were watching this scene so closely....well, folks, it's time for our next match of the night....the lightweight triple threat match with 3 of the best lightweights in the GFWA!! Let's kick it over to Bob Stallworth for the introduction....
"Live
Wire" Sean Casey vs. ICE vs.
"Wonderful" Mr. Last
(Triple Threat Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this triple threat
rules match is scheduled for one fall. Coming out to the
ring......at 6 feet, 224 pounds....."Wonderful" Mr.
Last!
("Hot to Death" by Everlast plays as Mr. Last walks out)
Stallworth: Coming out now at 6 feet 1 inches tall and 227 pounds........"Live Wire" Sean Casey!
("What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182 plays as Casey walks out)
Stallworth: And finally, at 5 feet 11 inches tall and 233 pounds......Ice!
("It's all in the family" by Korn plays as Ice slowly walks out)
Boggs: Oh look out! Casey meets Ice at the ramp and they go at it!
Royce: Ice and Casey have some sort of vendetta against each other. Mr. Last is just standing in the ring as they go at it outside.
Boggs: Ice goes down and Casey throws him in the ring. Mr. Last picks him up, swinging head scissors! Last covers Ice......Casey makes the save. Casey with a left to the jaw of Last and he goes down. Casey is stomping away on Last.......Ice sneaks up behind Casey, Ohh scorpion deathdrop! Ice covers Casey, 2 count.
Royce: He almost had him.
Boggs: Now Ice and Last are working on Casey. Double powerbomb!!
Royce: They almost took off Casey's head.
Boggs: Ice climbs the ropes.......frog splash! Last goes up to the top......flying leg drop! Casey is done for! Ice grabs Last.......famasser! He covers him, 1, 2, .......Last kicks out.
Royce: Casey is still out.
Boggs: Ice picks up Casey, DDT! Ice covers him, 2 count. Mr. Last is up, he catches Ice with a chop.......wipe to the ropes, dropkick! Last picks up Ice......suplex. He's going to the top rope.......Casey is up........Ohh, he dropkicks Last off the rope down to the floor! What a move!
Royce: Last is down and he isn't getting up.
Boggs: Casey to his feet.......he's trading punches with Ice.....he misses a left......Ice took his head off with a sidekick!
Royce: Ice is in control now. Mr. Last is down and this is the best time to get someone pinned.
Boggs: Ice shoots Casey to the rope......back body drop. Ice signals for the Icebreaker.......Casey crawls to the ropes before Ice could deliever it. Ice pulls Casey off the rope........he's gonna get him in the Sharpshooter, Casey's on the move.......wait, wait! Casey rolls up Ice, he has a hand full of tights........1, 2, 3!!!! Casey wins!
Royce: Wow, he tricked Ice......Ice got weak and Casey rolled him up. Smart move.
Boggs: Yeah it was, but Casey had a hand full of tights. Casey is in the ring celebrating......Ice just hit the ref! Mr. Last gets up and gets a chair.......he gives the chair to Ice. Casey doesn't see them.
Royce: Oh this doesn't look good.
Boggs: Oh, Ice cracked Casey in the leg! Again, they're stomping away on the leg of Live Wire! Ice again with the chair!
Royce: They took out Casey. Ice and Mr. Last are leaving now.
Boggs: Wow, Sean Casey is holding his knee.....Ice and Mr. Last took him out. Unbelievable!!! Let's go to Max Winters with President Monroe.
(The scene shifts to the back as Max Winters is standing next to President Monroe)
Max Winters: Thanks Randy. Mr. Monroe, you called me here because you have something important to say?
President Monroe: Yes Max. I'm going to keep this short and simple. I've just got word that the new Commish is ready and this Tuesday at BackDraft we will see the new Commish in his first day in the GFWA!
Max Winters: What! the Commish will reveal himself at BackDraft?
President Monroe: Yes, now I have to go. Thanks for your time.
(President Monroe walks off, talking with several men in suits as the scene shifts back inside the arena.)
Boggs: The Commish will be at BackDraft and reveal himself! What huge news!
Royce: I can't believe it.
Boggs: You said it King....well King, Denise Lopez is standing by with Skarrphace....I'm sure he has some choice words....Denise?
(The scene shifts to the backstage interview location. Denise Lopez is standing next to Skarrphace.)
Denise Lopez: Well, Skarrphace, it would appear that your friend, Kristian Fury, has some real doubts about joining the Lords....
Skarrphace: Doubts? Listen, this is my blood brother...and if I....
(All of a sudden, Biggunn comes crashing into the scene with a chair and whacks Skarrphace in the face with it. He continues to stomp on Skarrphace as Denise Lopez scurries away.)
Boggs: Good grief, King!!! That's Biggunn himself!!! What's he doing???? He's yelling something at Skarrphace here....oh man!! With the chair again and Skarrphace looks hurt here.....
(The scene shifts back to inside the arena.)
Royce: Well, Biggunn said he might be getting Skarrphace....I guess he meant tonight!!
Boggs: Well, it's time for our next match of the night....but before we get to that, let's take this timeout....you're watchin Saturday Night Rumble, and we'll be right back!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**
"Why do I have AFLAC insurance?
Because he has his mother's eyes...and I don't know when I might
wanna take his mother out for insurance fraud....and the extra
cash from AFLAC would be great to help pay for the bitch's
funeral.....why do I have AFLAC supplemental insurance? Did I
mention...he has his mother's eyes?"
(The
scene fades back in from commercial break.)
Boggs: We're back here on Saturday Night Rumble....and it's time for our next match-up, so without further delay, let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of our next match....
C-Dawg
vs.
"Barbed Wire" Brian Gatz
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the
following extreme rules contest is scheduled for one fall....
(All of a sudden, a very loud crash is heard from near the rampway and the lights come up on the ramp. C-Dawg is standing there laughing.)
Boggs: There's C-Dawg, King!! What the hell's he laughin' at???
Royce: I don't know...let's get a camera down there to see what he's lookin' at....
(The camera comes on and you can see Brian Gatz laid out on some tables down below, seemingly unconscious.)
Boggs: Why...that's Brian Gatz, King!!! That's C-Dawg's opponent in this extreme rules match....you don't think C-Dawg pushed him over the ledge of the rampway onto those tables down there, do ya???
Royce: I don't know, but it sure looks that way....wait...what's this?
Boggs: We're getting word from the trailer now that they did capture what happened on tape....let's play it for you now....
(The tape rolls and shows Gatz on the rampway, hiding out in wait for C-Dawg. Then as Stallworth begins talking, C-Dawg jumps out and gives Gatz a DDT and then kicks him off the rampway onto the tables below, which is about a 15 foot drop.)
Boggs: My god, that IS what happened!!! Gatz was lying in wait for C-Dawg, but someone must've gotten the word to C-Dawg that he was waiting for him and C-Dawg turned the tables on Gatz here!!!
Royce: I'm sure that's what happened, Randy, but not somebody's gotta get down there to help Gatz....he could have internal injuries here....
Boggs: Wait a second....C-Dawg is still on the rampway looking down at Gatz here....what's this??? *CRASH!!!* OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST LEAPED OFF THE RAMPWAY AND DELIVERED AN INCREDIBLE ELBOW DROP TO GATZ ON THE FLOOR OF THE ARENA HERE!!!! MY GOD, KING, THAT MUST'VE BEEN A 15 FOOT DROP, RIGHT ON TOP OF GATZ HE LANDED!!!! HOW EXTREME IS THIS C-DAWG!!!!
Royce: Well, I think that crazy-ass move just told you how extreme he is, Randy!!! *laughs*
Boggs: I'm not believin' this, but a referee has made his way over to the fallen men....and C-Dawg is actually pinning Gatz on the tables broken below him!!! Here's the count....1, 2, 3!!!!!! C-Dawg has won this extreme rules match!!!!!
Royce: What a way to win a match, Randy....I don't think I'll ever forget that suicidal dive off the rampway there....*laughs*
Boggs: I don't think Lexington, Kentucky will ever be the same!!! Listen to this crowd!!! Well, C-Dawg is victorious here....Gatz is being carted off by paramedics....it's time for our next match of the night.....it's the debut of someone we've already met here on Rumble tonight....Grunge going one on one with The TaskMaster....let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the intros....
Grunge
vs. The
TaskMaster
(Extreme Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this extreme rules
match is scheduled for one fall. Coming out now........at 6 feet
7 inches tall and weighing 293 pounds, GRUNGE!!!
("Aneurysm" by Nirvana plays as Grunge walks out.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 291 pounds.......the Taskmaster!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays as TM walks out.)
Boggs: Wow, look out! They're going at it. They're trading blows in the center of the ring. Grunge takes TM off his feet with a leg sweep. Grunge slowly picks up TM and sends him into the turnbuckle. Grunge follows in with a splash.
Royce: Grunge is in control now.
Boggs: Grunge uses the ropes to choke TM.......the ref is trying to pull off Grunge but can't. Grunge picks him up and sends him to the ropes......TM ducks a clothesline......Grunge ducks a clothesline.......both men hit each other with a clothesline!
Royce: They're out!
Boggs: Grunge is up first......he stumbles around, TM is up. Grunge walks over, he swings at TM.......he ducks.......Stunner! TM caught Grunge with a stunner! They're out again.
Royce: Wow!
Boggs: The ref counts.......1, 2, 3, 4, .........TM is up first, Grunge is up slowly. TM grabs him and gets him into a piledriver! TM covers Grunge, 2 count. Both men are up......TM grabs Grunge and throws him out the ring. TM goes out after him. He sends Grunge into the guard rail hard! Grunge bounces off, TM with a running clothesline. Grunge is down.......the ref is trying to get them back in the ring.......Grunge with a lowblow on TM! Grunge with a DDT on TM on the floor!
Royce: Oh that's gotta hurt.
Boggs: Grunge picks up TM and sends him into the ring pole. Grunge hops in the ring. The ref is counting TM.......he's up to 3.
Royce: Look! It's Biggunn!
Boggs: Bigs hits the ring. The ref nor Grunge sees him.......Biggunn spins Grunge around......Pedigree! Grunge is out.
Royce: TM saw it......he's getting in the ring.
Boggs: TM hops in the ring.......he picks up Grunge......spinebuster! He cover Grunge and, here's the pin....1, 2, 3!!!! TM gets the win! The TaskMaster with the win!!!
Royce: With the help of his partner, Biggunn...Grunge was in control, RB....
Boggs: Biggunn gets in the ring and they're stomping on Grunge. This is terrible! TM raises his hands in victory but he needed Biggunn to do it, King....What a great match that was, King....now it's time for us to take another commercial break...so....wait a second, what am I getting here???
(The scene fades to the backstage area. Kristian Fury can be seen talking with someone, but the other person cannot be seen.)
Boggs: That's Fury, King!!! Who's he talking to?? What's going on here??? Don't go away, we'll be right back!!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**
"Coming up after
wrestling....it's WB-69 News at 10! Tonight, more news on the
fatal plane crash that killed over 200 people aboard Egypt Air
Flight 990....and...How cattle grazing can affect you!!! We'll
also have the rest of your weekend forecast and a bunch of big
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(The
scene fades back in from commercial.)
Boggs: We're back here on Saturday Night Rumble....and it's time for our next match of the night...."Awesome" Adam King is defending his Extreme title against Daryl "One Man Army" Armstrong...let's kick it over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of these two fighters....
"Awesome"
Adam King vs. Daryl
"One Man Army" Armstrong
(GFWA Extreme Title Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the
following extreme rules match is scheduled for one fall and it is
for the GFWA Extreme Title!!! Introducing first, the challenger,
he stands 7 feet 1 inches tall and weighs 380 pounds...he is The
One Man Army, Daryl ARMSTRONG!!!!!
("Got The Life" by KoRn kicks up inside the arena as Armstrong makes his way to the ring, looking very focused.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he is the reigning GFWA Extreme Champion, standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 268 pounds, he is "Awesome"...Adam....KING!!!!!
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong kicks up inside the arena as King makes his way to the ring. As soon as he gets in the ring, Armstrong is on him as the bell rings.)
Boggs: Here we go, starting off early is Armstrong, in command....double axe-handle blows to the back of King here...and King goes down....Armstrong now with a chinlock being applied....
Royce: Boy, Armstrong has never looked more ready for this match, Randy....
Boggs: Indeed, he looks extremely focused....Armstrong getting King up here....forcing him into a corner....Armstrong the larger of these two fine athletes, standing over 7 feet tall and well over 350 pounds....King is right at 6'4" or 6'5" and 270, not a small man by any means....Armstrong over in the corner now....and now irish whip by Armstrong...King reverses it....no!! Into a short-arm clothesline by King and that takes Armstrong off his feet!
Royce: Nice reversal there, and the champion is on the move!
Boggs: Indeed, King going to the outside here, looking underneath the ring for something to even the odds a bit here....he's pulling out a table....and a few other things here...Armstrong coming to quickly here....he's going to the outside as well...and meets King with a right hand!!
Royce: That one rocked the champion here!
Boggs: Armstrong getting something here....looks like the ol' cookie sheet....I don't believe he's gonna bake anything for King here....*BAM!!* OH MY!!! Right upside the head with that cookie sheet was Armstrong on King...and the Extreme champ is reeling from that one!!!
Royce: Bringing home the bacon and fryin' it up in a pan!! *laughs*
Boggs: Armstrong with a pin here!! We could have a new champion....1, 2, NO!! King kicked out at the last second, and boy was that close....Armstrong getting up off the arena floor here, picking up King....oh man!! Sending him right into the steel steps with some brut force here!!! That knocked the steps right out from under the ring I think!!!
Royce: Nothin' like a good ol' fashioned extreme rules match to get the crowd into it!!!
Boggs: Now Armstrong with King here....clothesline over the railing and now into the crowd they go!!! Right hands being delivered by Armstrong here and Armstrong has been in control for the majority of this match, King, and he came in focused....
Royce: I knew when I saw that look on his face he was ready to fight!
Boggs: Now these two making their way back to the ring area....that table is still out, just not set up here....Armstrong with King here, getting back in the ring....irish whip by Armstrong....big clothesline again from Armstrong.....picking up King here....Samoan drop!!! Into a cover...here's the pin, 1, 2, NO!!! King managed to kick out again.....my goodness, I thought for sure we had a new champion there, King....
Royce: Close, but no cigar!!! Man, that was close....
Boggs: Armstrong looks a bit frustrated here....maybe a chink in that armor of his starting to show....King is still down from that samoan drop....Armstrong up and getting King up....oh!! Low blow by King and Armstrong is feeling that one....King quickly back to his feet here....getting Armstrong up....he's signaling for something here....like a cut off your throat sign or something.....wait a second!!!! What's this????
Royce: That's L4R!!! The Master Race, Hans and Lars, and Joesef Gestapo!!! What the hell are they doin' here????
Boggs: Hans has a chair with him here....he jumps in the ring and just starts to pound on Armstrong here.....once...twice, three times with the steel chair!!!! Lars and Gestapo all over Armstrong as well.....Rudolph is walking out from the back with Fury by his side....Fury does not look happy.....Rudolph has a mic....walking towards the ring....
Master Rudolph: You see, just when you think you have figured the Lords of the Fourth Reich out, we make another addition to our legion of doom. I would like to introduce the newest member of L4R...."Awesome" Adam King!!!!!
(The crowd erupts in a sea of boos and cheers.)
Boggs: My GOD, King!!! This is historic!!!! King has Armstrong now.....Armstrong is basically laid out....and since this is an extreme rules match, anything goes.....King has Armstrong now.....and yes!!! He pulls off the fisherman's suplex off the top rope into a pin....1, 2, 3!!! Simply Awesome was pulled off on a nearly unconscious Daryl Armstrong and Adam King has retained his Extreme title!!!! Look at The Master Race still working on Armstrong here!!!!
Royce: Just when you think you have it figured out.....but look at Fury, he won't get in the ring with them.....what's going on with him???
Boggs: I'm not sure....wait a second, out from the crowd!!!! That's Chaos and Karnage from The Elite Players!!! Chaos and Karnage are in the house and are going to work on TMR and Gestapo!!!! It's a Pier 6 brawl here....Fury just standing on the ramp as Rudolph exits stage right!!!! Rudolph is high-tailing it outta there!!! I don't blame him!!! LOOK!!! Chaos and Karnage have leveled TMR and Gestapo here!!!! Armstrong, Gestapo, and TMR are all laid out in the ring and Chaos and Fury are locked in a stare now!!!
Royce: Uh-oh....what's gonna happen, Randy???
Boggs: Fury is about halfway down the rampway and slowly walking towards the ring....wait!! Chaos just tossed something in the air!!! It's headed towards Fury!!! Fury catches it!!!! What is that????
(The camera zooms in and you see it's a silver necklace. You're not sure, but you think you see a silver "F" pendant on it.)
Boggs: Is that what I think it is, King??? Chaos just tossed an "Elite Players" necklace to Fury and now look at Chaos!!! He's smiling at Fury and he and Karnage are leaving back thru the crowd!!!! Fury is just standing on the rampway, staring at the necklace....he turns and walks up the ramp and out of the arena!!!! What a series of events here, King!!! So much happened in that sort period of time!!!!
Royce: Yeah, I'm not sure, but was that Chaos inviting Fury to join them in EP??? Was that what I just saw, Randy???
Boggs: You know, King, it happened so fast, I'm not sure exactly what that was, but I am sure of this....I am sure that L4R just screwed Daryl Armstrong out of the Extreme belt....and I am sure that nothing is certain with Kristian Fury and his status with L4R.....and I am sure that TMR and Gestapo are all laid out in the center of the ring....and I am also sure that Denise Lopez is standing by with.....who??? Mr. Mystery Man??? Denise?
(The scene shifts to the backstage area. Someone in a mask is standing next to Denise Lopez.)
Denise Lopez: Well, Mr. Mystery Man, tonight you face Biggunn in a special Tower of Doom match...this match is so intense, it has to be the main event of the night....
Mr. Mystery Man: Listen, Biggunn, you're a f*ckin' peon....tonight, I will introduce you into a new meaning of the word "PAIN"....you're an idiot and you are not as f*ckin' amazing as me....I'll see you at the Tower of Doom....
(The Mystery Man walks off as the scene shifts to back inside the arena.)
Boggs: Wow, well, folks, it's time for our next match of the night, it's Brian "Primetime" Watts going up against The Butcher of Hell's Fire Club tonight in a non-title extreme rules matchup....and for the introductions, we send it over to Bob Stallworth....Bob?
Brian
"Primetime" Watts vs. The Butcher
(Non-Title Extreme Rules Match)
Boggs: Wait a second, I'm getting word that Watts
and Butcher are going at it.
Royce: They started without us?
(The scene cuts to the backstage area, inside the Butcher' dressing room.)
Boggs: Watts is on top of the Butcher laying into him. He picks up Butcher and sends him into the wall. Butcher bounces off and catches Watts with a clothesline. Butcher grabs Watts and throws him threw the door.
Royce: These guys hate each other.
Boggs: You're right. Butcher and Watts are fighting up the hallway. Watts with a knee to the stomach......Ohh powerbomb on the floor!
Royce: Butcher cracked his head on the floor. He's bleeding bad.
Boggs: Oh man!!! Watts grabs the Butcher and drags him down the steps. He throws him threw the door.
Royce: They're in the parking lot.
Boggs: Watts bodyslams the Butcher on the pavement. Oh, he's rubbing the Butcher's head in the pavement. Butcher is busted open bad. Watts picks him up and sends him into the wall, Watts is just unloading on the Butcher.
Royce: Butcher is out on his feet.
Boggs: Butcher fights off Watts, a couple of rights......Watts blocks one.......rockbottom! Rockbottom on the floor!
Royce: Watts is taking apart the Butcher.
Boggs: Watts is standing over the bloody Butcher. He could pin him but won't........wait, T2SF is out! They're attacking Watts!
Royce: They came to save the Butcher!!!
Boggs: T2SF is unloading on Watts but he is not going down! Watts fights off Cody, he pokes T Man in the eyes......he grabs Cody......he's choking him out! Cody is out! Wait, Butcher is up, DDT on Watts! He covers him....1, 2, .......Watts kicks out.
Royce: What's that van doing?
Boggs: Who knows......Butcher and T2SF are stomping out Watts. Bronson! Bronson hops out the van with a bat! Oh, he just nailed T Man! Watts is up, belly to belly suplex on the Butcher!!!
Royce: Bronson cleared away T2SF so Watts could finish Butcher.
Boggs: Watts is sending kicks to the stomach of the Butcher. Butcher goes down, lowblow! Butcher caught him, stunner! He covers Watts but Watts kicks right out. Watts holds on to the Butcher.
Royce: What is he going to do?
Boggs: Watts picks up the Butcher.....Oh, he body slammed him on the hood of that car. He takes Butcher off the car.......Oh my god! He threw the Butchers head through the car window. Oh my god! This man is sick. Butcher is down. Cody is up and Bronson unloads on him with the bat. Watts covers the Butcher, 1, 2, 3, Watts wins! Oh my GOD!!!
Royce: He took apart Team Perfect. Where is Ty and JD Sunder?
Boggs: I don't know. Watts and Bronson pick up the Butcher and put him into that van that Bronson rode in here on. Now they're stomping away on T2SF. Bronson drags Cody into the van. Watts is choking out T-Man! Come on! This is terrible. They put T-Man in the van. Bronson and Watts are getting in the van!
Royce: What the hell are they doing?
Boggs: Theyre driving off! They're driving off! Damn them! Damn them! Bastards!
Royce: Wow, I can't believe what just happened. Is this the last of Team Perfect? Butcher got busted up and T2SF are gone too. What's next?
Boggs: My God, King, Watts and Bronson are on a rampage...together they are a devestating force....well, it's time for the Tower of Doom match....you see it high above the ring here, we need to take a break to set the ring up....while we do....let's take this final commercial break of the night....don't go away...wait, we're getting something else here....what's going on???
(The scene fades to the backstage dressing room area. Inside his dressing room, Kristian Fury is gathering his things up to get ready to leave. He takes the necklace, which now that you see it, does have a "F" silver pendant on it, and places the necklace in his bag, zips it up and heads out the door.)
Boggs: Fury!! He's leaving!! What's gonna happen with him and L4R?? And what's that pendant mean????
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Boggs: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight has been nothing but total hardcore GFWA action and it doesn't stop yet...We're headed straight into the main event in about 3 more minutes here as the ring crew is setting up the "Tower Of Doom" for the aptly named specialty match. This match here was conceived a mere four days ago by the man we've come to recognise as "WC" the SuperUnknown and only recently...he made it known to the world that he is WILL CHILDS!! He challenged Biggunn for some odd reason and we actual have a package for the folks at home here while we wait for the Tower to get it's final touches.
(The screen cuts to a special promo for tonight's main event matchup. It shows photos of Biggunn winning his Tag Team and Television titles. His match with Skarrphace and Chaos when he teamed with the TaskMaster and then in slow motion a video clip of "WC" cutting through the ring and taking Venom down in only four seconds. The package ends with an ominous feeling that tonights main event is going to be a match to be made legendary by these two stars in the GFWA.)
Royce: By the looks of that package I'd say we're in for one hell of a match tonight and....Oh dear Lord, the ring crew is finished setting up the Tower...Just look at this monstrosity, RB...I have never seen anything like this in my life! We're going to see Biggunn and The former Heavyweight Champion "Big" Will Childs lock up in this thing?
Boggs: Unbeleivably yes!!! I honestly can't believe this myself. Look at this, there are three levels, each with their own surprises. Thumbtacks and plate glass in level number one. Any weapon we've ever seen used in level number two, and barbed wire and electrical currents just waiting for one slight screw up from either of these two men!... I ju-...
"Big"
Will Childs vs. Biggunn
(Tower of Doom Match-Best Two Out Of
Three Falls)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the first
man in tonight's main event. He stands at 7 feet tall and weighs
in at 325 lbs, and is accompanied to the ring by the
Taskmaster.....Biggunn!!!!!!
("Come With Me" by Puff Daddy kicks up and the crowd is on their feet in anticipation for tonights main event. Biggunn comes walking down the aisle along with the TaskMaster also know as Sky Sunder. He walks up the Tower and then steps through the only door and heads towards the ring.)
Boggs: Jesus, Kingfish, Biggunn is already out here and he's waiting for his opponent. If the mystery man could handle Vic Venom like that what lies in store for Biggunn. And better yet, is the msytery man ready to face such a large obstacle like the Biggunn himself in a match like this?
Royce: We'll just have to wait and see Randy but I honestly think that this Mystery guy has something up his sleeve. No rookie would come into a match like this against a seasoned veteran without a plan. Thats just pure stupidity. I cant wait for this match to start.
(The lights go off in Rupp arena and then static starts to crackle on the G-Tron. The screen turns a bright white and then in large silver letters "WC" starts to pump in and out of the picture. You hear the effect of a train whizzing by with its horn blaring and then "So Damned Cool" by Ugly Kid Joe kicks up and down the aisle walks the man himself, Will Childs, and he's got a mic in his hand.)
Will Childs: Well, since this stupid announcer here doesn't know who the hell I am, and what my stats are. I'll do my own intro. *the crowd is in disbelief* Here goes boys...Ladies and gentlemen, coming down the to the ring at this time...he stands at 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs in at 268 pounds...he is the Former GFWA Heavyweight Champion..."Big" WILL...CHILDS!!!!
Boggs: Childs just dropped the mic and he's running towards the Tower. He's inside and Biggunn immediately starts up on him with rights and lefts. Tremendous body shots ... kicks to the ribs...and he slams Will into the caging. Oh, Childs just tossed powder into the eyes of the Biggunn! Now he's opening up on the big man. Rights and lefts ... a headbutt ... a low blow. The crowd is going nuts. They haven't even made it into the ring yet!!!
Royce: It's amazing, the crowd doesnt know what to think of this.....and now they're cheering!! They're cheering Boggs!!
Boggs: They've made their way over to one of the stacks of plate glass. My God, WC just slammed Biggunns head off the side of one of those stacks. Biggunn is dazed and WC tries again....it's blocked. Bodyslam by the big man right onto the glass and Wills' back is slightly cut! This match is already shaping up to be the most brutal match we've ever seen in the GFWA....Biggunn sets him up for the powerbomb onto the glass. He's trying to get the crowd going. .... NO! Backbody drop sends Biggunn right through the unshattered portions of the glass!
Royce: Childs slides Biggunn into the ring and goes to work on him again. Remember RB, this is a best two out of three falls match. And you can't get both pins on the same level, which means you have to go to the second or even the third level before you can win.....Childs is getting out the thumbtacks! Spinebuster from Childs here...he drapes Biggunns neck across the second rope, and it's covered in barbed wire! Wait a minute, he's getting a run off .... Oh my god Biggunn moved and WC just got the barbed wire right in the crotch! His pants are caught on the barbed wire RB!!!
Boggs: And Biggunn is shaking the ropes now, just to add a little more humiliation onto the pain. Biggunn drags WC off of the ropes and sets him in the corner. He whips him across to the buckles .... he charges.... WC gets the foot up right under the Big Mans jaw. WC perches himself on the second turnbuckle.... Blockbuster! WC just hit a version of the block buster! And he's picking Biggunn up by the hair. .... He could be going for a piledriver here..... Oh my God! Pancake piledriver right onto the thumbtacks. Biggunn is rolling in pain trying to dislodge the tacks from his chest and stomach. Why would anyone agree to this match???
Royce: Maybe we should start calling Biggunn "The Human Pin-Cushion"? Get it?! HaHa.....you dont get it do you Boggs....loser. WC is still on the attack....he grabs Biggunn and he goes for a snap mare ... no wait. He hit the Diamond Cutter! Biggunn is down after the Diamond Cutter from Childs here...Will Childs isn't going for the first pinfall though. Whats he doing? He taking the barbed wire off one of the top ropes!! He's wrapping himself in barbed wire?! ..... My God he's going to the top and Biggunn isnt moving. He dives off ....*crunch* This man is nuts. He's just hurt himself even more with that splash. Biggunn isnt moving and Childs is now trying to make the cover! The ref sees that the leg is hooked and ... 1....2...NO! Biggunn kicked out. Will unwraps himself and then starts to roll Biggunn up in it. He scoops him up ... running powerslam from "Big" Will.....he goes for the cover. 1...2...3!!! Childs gets the first pinfall, but this is a best of 3, Boggs.
Boggs: Childs with the First Pinfall!!! And he's getting the ladder to head up to the second lovel of the Tower. Biggunn is moving now. He's barely able to stand up. Childs is mocking Biggunn, telling him to come on up to the second level. Biggunn gives him the finger! The crowd goes nuts! Childs jumps back down to the first Tower. He lands with a thud and Biggunn comes flying at him. WC ducks a clothesline...spins around and receives a kick to the gut and then a double handed Chokeslam...Biggunn follows up with a quick cover. 1....2....3!!! That was quick Kingfish. The experience of Biggunn showing through there.
Royce: Both men are down and the referee is waiting for them to get up.....they're just starting to move now ... and they both know that they can't win the match in the first level of the Tower anymore....they've got to get to the second..... they're climbing ...and they're punching each other while they're on the ladder. Biggunn loses his balance but he stays on. WC gets to the second level first and waits for Bigs with a chair.*Crack* Biggunn made it to the second level only to be clocked Childs with that chair!!! WC starts slamming Biggunn off the cages.Irish whip....*smack* Biggunn goes down.....he does it again...and again...and again! *crack ...crr-eeeek* What was that?
Boggs: I dont think the ring crew had enough time to set up the tower properly KingFish ... and they're both 30 feet up right now. You can hear it lurching every time one of the two hits the cage! This isn't good! Biggunn is fighting back....He pokes WC in the eyes ...vicious clothesline ... legdrop... the cage underneath them is starting to give too! The part where WC is down a bit and is sagging in a big way. Biggunn is heading to the third section! What a nut!
Royce: Childs is moving now.... he knows the part he's on could send him through any second. He dives to the other side...and he's following Biggunn up to the third level! They're both up there now... and they're fighting like caged animals. Biggunn goes for a quick lariat...Will Childs ducks ....WC grabs Bigs .... Diamond Cutter again!!! He's going for the cover ...but theres no ref there yet. WC picks Biggunn up and goes for another Cutter .... Biggunn reverses! He throws WC into the cage ... *Zapp* Childs comes flying back right into the hands of a Biggunn Powershot! *creeeeeEEEKK!* Dear God, the Tower is falling apart and both of these men are nearly fifty feet up from the floor of the Rupp arena!
Boggs: The Tower of Doom is coming apart. These two mens lives are in danger here...and they're still fighting. The referee is risking it all here as he makes his way up to the third level. Biggunn sends WC to the cage..Reversal and ... Oh no *fzzzzcrack!* Biggunn just got one of the biggest shocks of his life! He stumbles backwards ... the ref has made it to the top level.... Biggunn stumbles into a very weary Childs .... he's spun around ... DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! ... This could be it now! the ref is counting .... 1....2....*CReeeeEEEK . CH-CH-CH-SNAP!* The ref stopped the count because of that noise ....and the third floor cage has fallen through to the second!!!! THE THIRD LEVEL'S FLOOR HAS FALLEN THROUGH TO THE SECOND LEVEL!!!! THEY ALL FELL TO THE SECOND LEVEL WITH IT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
Royce: I told you Boggs!!! I told you that this was going to be the most brutal match we've ever seen in the GFWA. Childs is bleeding profusely from just above his left eye. Both men are bleeding pretty badly actually. Biggunn is up first! How is this possible? Childs is getting up now too.... they're brawling again .... and they dont even know if they're hitting each other or not. They've both got chairs .. they swing at the same time *smack* They both hit each others chairs... and again. Biggunn kicks Childs in the gut...slap to the face ... Biggunn tosses the chair to WC ...he winds up for the big boot ... Childs ducks it... *crack* and Biggunn is down because of a huge chair shot...
Boggs: The second level is still holding up thank God ...and Biggunn is down and out in a bad way. We could be witnessing the end of the match real soon folks....Childs isn't pinning him. He's going for a barbed wire bat!... he's unwrapping the barbed wire from the bat?!... and he's wrapping his own hands and wrists in it??! What in God's name is he doing? He's picking Biggunn up ... IT'S THE CHOKE OUT!.... Childs wrapped his arms and hands and barbed wire and applied Primetime's own finisher. Watts isn't gonna be happy about this if I know Brian Watts!!
Royce: You probably think this is better than sex don't you Randy...freak. Biggunn is out cold for sure. He's bleeding all over, his face is covered in his own blood .. and even some of Childs. ... Will Childs just let the hold go. Biggunn is gone. The ref can't do anything about it though...Childs is wrapping his body in Barbed wire again!!!!! ... he's climbing the sides of the Cage!!! .... He made it to the third level! He's not gonna ... Oh My God!! HE IS!! HE DID! HE JUMPED FROM THE THIRD LEVEL DOWN TO THE SECOND!!! HE WRAPPED HIMSELF IN BARBED WIRE AND SPLASHED BIGGUNN!! THAT WAS THE MOST SUICIDAL MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN. The ref is making the count. This has to be it.1....2....Childs picked Biggunn shoulders up off the mat!!!! What's he gonna do next? He's going for the pin again ....with one finger? ... How arrogant! 1....2.....3!!!!
Boggs: Will Childs probably just made the biggest return in the history of the GFWA. And with a one fingered pin? Thats a feud starter if you ask me!
("So Damned Cool" by Ugly Kid Joe kicks up again and the crowd starts going nuts.)
Boggs: I don't know what to say here, I'm speechless, and apparently, so is King....and we are most definately out of time here, so for King Royce and Denise Lopez, this is Randy Boggs....this has been a presentation of the GFWA, For Serious Efed Wrestlers Only!!! Goodnight from Lexington!!!!
(The final scene is a shot of Childs exiting the Tower and walking up the rampway, bloody and battered, raising his hands to the crowd and the crowd going crazy. The scene fades out to the GFWA logo on the screen....

....and it then fades out as the next television commercial starts up.)