Thursday Mayhem

Live from The Compaq Center
Houston, Texas
November 18th, 1999

(The scene fades in from the previous television program. On the screen, you see the GFWA logo....

...as it fades out, you see the Thursday Mayhem video package and theme music kick up. As it fades out, you see the scene inside the arena. Fireworks shoot from the top of the lighting down onto the ramp and the G-Tron lights up. Then the lights come up and the crowd can be seen. It's a packed house and many of the fans are holding up signs. As the camera pans the crowd, you hear the voice of Bruce Carlson.)

Bruce Carlson: Mayhem is on the air!! Tonight, live from the Compaq Center, in Houston, Texas, we continue the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament tonight, as 3 more First Round matches will go down and we will know exactly who advances into the Quarterfinals and who goes home to watch the rest of it on T.V.!! Hello again everybody, along with The Mad Hadder, Dave Hadder, I am Bruce Carlson, and tonight, we've got a great lineup of matches for you!!!

"The Mad Hadder" Dave Hadder: That's right, Bruce, tonight, we have 3 First Round matches for ya, as The Mauler will take on Chaos tonight, as well as Joesef Gestapo, the GFWA Television Champion, taking on Grunge!!! Also tonight, Mike Powers is back, that's right, the return of the original Franchise tonight and he goes up against "Big" Will Childs!!!

Carlson: And if that were all, it'd be enough, but the action doesn't stop there....because in action tonight, we have a couple of newcomers that have been doin' time in the Power Plant, "Showtime" Sam Sheets goes for a GFWA contract against Jostrodomus...the winner of this match gets a brank spankin' new GFWA contract and gets to run with the big boys!!! But we're gonna start off tonight's action with a great singles match between "Wonderful" Mr. Last and Stu Pyd!! Both these guys have fought their way into the big leagues and now square off against one another on Mayhem....but...wait a second, we're getting something here....

(The scene shifts to the backstage area. Mike Powers can be seen entering the arena.)

Carlson: The Original Franchise has arrived!! Mike Powers is in the building....

(Just then, Chaos, Karnage and Kristian Fury jump him from behind and start beating him down.)

Hadder: Good grief!! That's the Elite Players!!! They're all over Powers here!!! I think that they think that Powers was behind the attack on them on BackDraft!!! But how do they know for sure???

Carlson: I don't know, Dave, but look at Powers....he's hurt bad here....I hope he'll be ready for his match against Childs tonight....

(The scene shifts back to inside the arena as Powers is left on the concrete floor nearly unconscious.)

Carlson: My goodness, what a way to start of Mayhem....it's time for our first match of the night, so lets keep the action rolling with it....and let me take the time to introduce our very own Mayhem announcer, and the prettiest thing this side of Texas, Heather O'Connell!! Take it away, Heather!

"Wonderful" Mr. Last vs. Stu Pyd
(Regular Rules Match)

Heather O'Connell: Thank you, Bruce!! Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall...introducing first, hailing from Lake Elsinore, California, he stands 6 feet tall and weighs 224 and 1/4 pounds, he is "Wonderful" Mr. LAST!!!

("Hot To Death" by Everlast kicks up as green and yellow lights flood the rampway. Mr. Last enters the arena. He runs down the rampway as the crowd boos him and he hops in the ring.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, hailing from Denver, Colorado, he stands 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 215 pounds....he is....STU PYD!!!

("Missionary" by Operation Ivy kicks up as Stu walks slowly out onto the ramp's entrance way. He strides to the ring with confidence. He gets in the ring and the bell rings.)

Carlson: And here we go, a couple of up and coming lightweights going at it here on Mayhem....Last starts out as the aggressor here, getting Stu in a collar and elbow tieup....both jockeying for position here....oh, Stu with a nice armbar...reversal by Last and now Last with a chicken arm slam on Stu here, nice move...

Hadder: Nice moves by Last here...he's started out nicely....

Carlson: Last getting Stu up here....irish whip by Last, no reversal by Stu and Last goes off the ropes...Stu leaps over Last as he passes by....Last goes off the ropes again....oh, nice drop toe hold and Last's face hits the mat hard!

Hadder: I love watchin' a pair of good ol' fashioned lightweights go at it!

Carlson: I bet you do, Hadder...Last getting up quickly here....Stu with a punch to the face, and another....punching Last back into a corner here....Stu climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and starts wailing off on Last's head here!! The crowd counting along with his punches here!

Hadder: The ref tryin' for a clean break....ah, there, finally gets it....

Carlson: Stu now on the aggressive side here....getting Last....oh, nice standing piledriver!!! Stu for a pinfall here....1, 2, NO!! Last kicked out and we nearly had a winner there....

Hadder: That was close, Bruce....really close!!

Carlson: Stu back up now....jawin' a bit with the referee here...Last is getting up slow here....wait, he's up...Stu turning around...OH MY!! Nice clothesline by Last and that nearly decapitated Stu here!!

Hadder: A massive clothesline from Last...nice counter after the piledriver!!!

Carlson: Last going for a cover here...1, 2, NO! Stu was able to kick out....Last now going to the top rope....what's he got in mind.....oh, he tries a moonsault....NO!!! Stu moved out of the way and Last hit hard!!!!

Hadder: Nice move by Stu to avoid the contact there, Last is down....

Carlson: High rish manuever there by Last and he's paying for it now....Stu back on the attack...waiting now....oh, nice bulldog takedown on Last as he got up!!! Nicely done indeed....and now Stu wrenching a headlock down on Last here....trying to slow him down a bit....

Hadder: Nice move by Stu here, take the wind out of Last's sails and wear him down a bit....

Carlson: Stu working that headlock hold in....now Last fighting his way up here....an elbow to the midsection of Stu....and another!!! Stu breaks the hold....oh, nice belly-to-belly suplex by Last and Stu is stunned!!!

Hadder: Nice counter, but now both men are down!

Carlson: The referee begins his count here....Stu is getting up first, now following closely by Last....kick to the midsection by Last....oh!! Nice samoan drop and Last gets Stu here!!!

Hadder: Nice move, Last is coming back I think!!

(The scene shifts to the backstage area where Brian Gatz and Kip Kart are watching the match on a monitor and making comments to each other about the match.)

Carlson: Hey, look, it's Gatz and Kart, they aren't scheduled for anything tonight, what are they doin' here???

Hadder: Who knows...could be their scoutin' Last....or something else....*laughs*

(The scene shifts back to the arena.)

Carlson: Stu still is down from that samoan drop by Last, Last now taking his time with Stu here....Last getting Stu up....oh my!!! Big elevated reverse DDT and Last is in control here!!!!

Hadder: Nice moves by Last and now he's setting him up for the Lastoskie Driver!!! This could be it!!!

Carlson: He's got him...no!!! Stu forces himself off of Last and gets Last in the Skater's Deathlock!!! It's a modified version of the Dragon Sleeper hold!!! Last is fading fast here!!! Is he??? YES!!! He's out!!! What a comeback win!! Stu Pyd gets the win by submission here!!! Last is out cold and Stu has won it!!! Great win for Stu Pyd!!!

("Missionary" kicks up inside the arena.)

Hadder: I thought for sure that Stu was done for when Last got him up in that Lastoskie Driver, but Stu fought out of it and managed to slap on the Skater's Deathlock submission hold, great win for Stu!

(All of a sudden, the music stops as Gatz and Kart come sprinting down the rampway.)

Carlson: Wait a second!!! Stu is out of the ring, but Last is still there, getting up...and now Gatz and Kart are all over him here!!! Look at this, an ambush!!! That's what Gatz and Kart were doing in the back, waiting to ambush Last here!!!

("Secret Tweaker Pad" by Sublime kicks up as Matt Vargas sprints out from the back.)

Carlson: It's Vargas!! Matt Vargas is here!!! He's in the ring, oh!! Big clothesline to Kart!!! He's down, Last is up....Lastoskie Driver on Gatz!!!! Both me are down and now Gatz and Kart are rolling out of the ring!!! Going up the ramp and Vargas and Last stand in the ring!!!

Hadder: Look at this, Vargas and Last motioning for both Gatz and Kart to get themselves back in the ring!!!

Carlson: Look now, Mad One!!!! Gatz and Kart storm the ring and now all four men are going at it here!!! Look at this!!! OH!!! Big Bottom Out DDT by Vargas on Kart!!!! Look at this!!!! We've got to take a break here, Mad One, but don't go away!!! Look out, Dave!!!!

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial break.)

Carlson: What a mad scene that was, Dave....GFWA Security finally came down and broke this up, but we certainly haven't seen the last of this feud that has developed between The Silencers and Vargas and Last....

Hadder: No, it would appear that it's just now heating up....that was a great win for Stu Pyd though....expect more from these great lightweights in days to come....

Carlson: Well put, my mad friend....it is time, however, for our next match of the night, it's the Power Plant Special of the night, as two wrestlers from the GFWA Power Plant will go toe-to-toe to see who gets awarded a new GFWA contract of employment and who gets sent back to the minors!!! Let's send it over to Heather O'Connell for the introductions of these two competitors....

"ShowTime" Sam Sheets vs. Jostrodomus
(Power Plant Special-Extreme Ladder Rules Match)

O'Connell: The following contest is set for one fall, and is an auto shop rumble! You may notice the tire iron suspended directly above my head. Before he can win the match, a man must use this weapon on his opponent. Introducing now, the first competitor. Standing 6 feet 6 inches tall, weighing in at 260 lbs., here is Joshtrodomus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("I Am" by NAS kicks up as Joshtrodomus walks toward ringside. The crowd applauds, as he arrives at ringside.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, standing at 5 feet 11 inches tall, weighing in at 220 lbs., here is "Showtime" Sam Sheets!!!!!!

(Sheets storms down the aisle, and wastes no time entering the ring. The fans might applaud more if they had time. Showtime wastes no time locking it up with Joshtrodomus.)

Carlson: Well, looks like these guys are rather impatient here, but the night is off to a fast start...Showtime with an irish whip to the corner, and he follows in with a big dive...Josh ducks, and Showtime eats the corner post.

Hadder: Nice move by Showtime there, but he didn't telegraph that one well enough.

Carlson: Sheets is right back around though, quick recovery and they lock it up again..There's a side suplex by Josh there, and Sheets hits the floor..Back up, but Josh connects with a clothesline..All over his man there...Elbow drop right through Sam's chest..

Hadder: That one had to hurt.Showtime has gotta get back in this one, or we'll be changing his name to matinee man.

Carlson: Well, there he goes right back up..Josh tries for a double axehandle from the second rope, but Sheets gets up in time to plant the uppercut on him. Josh gasping for air now, and Sheets with an atomic drop..

Hadder: Now he's winded and bow legged.Not a nice combination..ha

Carlson: Right you are, looks like the show just started a little late, but here come the credits!! Ouch, Scoop slam by Sheets, and there he goes off the ropes now...jumps his man, Josh getting back up now, but too late, Sheets nails him with the frankensteiner! This crowd is going wild, sheets picks him up, fisherman suplex.1......2....no, close kick out by the Joshtro

Hadder: That move was almost perfect too! Nice job, but Josh was able to kick out in time.

Carlson: Sheets is angry now, thought he had the quick win, but here he goes back on the offensive..Josh is up, a flurry of punches now..Josh is dazed, Sam off the ropes, dropkick, but Nice move by Josh.He hits the mat, and dodges!!!

Hadder: What the hell was that, stop drop and roll?

Carlson: Whatever it was, it worked for him though...Josh is first back to his feet now, ..locks it up, arm drag takedown, but he turns it into a wringer on the way down...He's got that arm out, Sheets is on the ground and ohhhh!! Joshtrodomus just dropped his knee through that prone arm there!

Hadder: That'll keep him off the remote control for a few days Bruce. Very biblical retribution there by Joshtrodomus! The right arm offended him, so he took it off, well, out at least!

Carlson: Yea, and it's working out for him pretty good right now, drags the Show back to his feet, slings him to the ropes, and follows through with a clothesline, Sheets goes over the top and hits the floor!..He hit the floor hard too! Wait a sec!!!!! Josh is going for that tire iron now, remember, this match isn't over until someone gets hit with that thing.

Hadder: Yea, but then he has to be pinned or submit, so he better do it right.

Carlson: Sheets is getting back to his feet now, obviously a little dazed out there, Here comes Josh under the ropes to the outside with that iron.Sheets sees him coming, Josh Swings, Sheets catches it in midair...They're locked up on it now, tug o war with the tire iron, ouch, but Sheets just kicked Joshtrodomus to the mid section!!!!!! Josh drops the iron, and here comes sheets now with a shoulder block.he just sent Josh flying into the steps...wham, and Josh is on the floor.....Sheets goes for the iron now..

Hadder: (singing) Ring my beeeeeeeellllll, ring my bell..

Carlson: That isn't funny Hadder, this one could get ugly fast..Josh is still on the floor out there, and Sheets just planted the butt of that iron in his jaw!!!! My god, look at that! Sheets, just literally cracked him open there, and Josh is already bleeding at the mouth.....OUCH and AGAIN!!!!!..Josh is fighting back now, the adrenaline must be kicking in, but he gets out of the way as Sheets tries for a third! Wait a second.Sheets going after him now, but he gets jacknifed by Joshtrodomus, right into the guard railing!!!!!!

Hadder: That iron goes flying right out to into the crowd now, almost hit a fan at ringside.but he ducked it.close but no cigar..

Carlson: You mean lawsuit....

Hadder: Oh hey look, some kid has the iron now, wow.how about that? That's gotta be a better souvenir than any over priced Big2K tee shirt!

Carlson: Most unusual now indeed..Sheets got slammed through that rail, but Josh is getting back up now..I think he just spit out a tooth, but he doesn't seem to be disturbed right now...He kicks sheets in the gut a few times, and wait a second, he's talking to that kid who picked up the iron...WHOA, the kid hands the iron back to Josh now...Looks like we know who the fan favorite is around here!

Hadder: Nah, Josh probably had to get him backstage passes or something..but I s smell trouble now..Blood still trickling from his lips, but Josh is taunting Sheets with that thing now..

Carlson: He just taps him in the back with it, kicks him a bit more, and wait .over his head now with both hands...Joshtrodomus is about to change a tire or two, and NO?? He drops it on the floor???

Hadder: Wait a sec, there's a reason, I promise..

Carlson: Well, I would hope so..Oh, I see.Josh picking up Sheets dow, draggs him over above that iron, and what's he gonna do?.Scoops him up, and Pile driver.OH MY GOD!! Joshtrodomus just pile drove Sam sheets down into that iron..Sheets has to be out, but wait a second, what's going on down the aisle? What the hell, here comes Jon Spencer!!!!!

Hadder: What the Hell is he doing here? Spencer was supposed to be gone, but here he is outta nowhere.Josh is still pounding on an unconscious Sheets, doesn't see him, and Spencer, grabs a chair now, nails him from behind....The referee is ringing the bell, but it looks like the damage is already done... The Blues Man out of nowhere now, and he just leveled Joshtrodomus with that chair....

Carlson: He said something out there about singing the blues, but I don't think Josh heard him..Josh is out cold now..I think Sheets is waking up, but, he's still in pretty bad shape.Jon Spencer has the iron now, but he is just looking down at Sheets....Spencer just spit on sheets, and he walks off laughing.

Hadder: That guy is a real creep.Look at that, he's just strutting back toward the locker room with that iron now..Joshtrodomus is still laid out, out..

Carlson: but here comes an enraged Showtime..He manages back to his feet and takes off charging back after Spencer..Spencer notices him, but he's on the run now.These two are going back toward the locker room now.God knows what's gonna happen there....Looks like the referee is ruling this one a no contest, but I bet this sets up for a very interesting three way next week...Sheets and Joshtrodomus took each other to the limit, but Jon Spencer is trying to take the credit tonight...wow, what a great match, and now it's time for our next match of the night, so let's send it over again to Heather O'Connell for the introductions of these two great wrestlers....

The Mauler vs. Chaos
(GFWA Heavyweight Tournament-First Round)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a First Round match in the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament!! Introducing first, hailing from New York City, New York, he stands 6 feet 9 inches tall and weighs 327 pounds, he is....The Mauler!!!

("Superbeast" by Rob Zombie kicks up inside the arena as The Mauler makes his way out to the ring.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, he stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs in at 254 pounds, hailing from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada, he is....CHAOS!!!!

("Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube kicks up inside the arena as Chaos makes his way to the ring.)

Carlson: Alright now, here we go, these two greats in the GFWA going head to head here....Chaos now starts off, Mauler of course the bigger of the two athletes here, has a size and weight advantage on Chaos here....Chaos with a few punches to Mauler here, backing him up into a corner....

Hadder: Chaos starting off quickly here!

Carlson: Irish whip by Chaos, no, Mauler reverses it and sends Chaos against the turnbuckle hard!!! Chaos comes bounding out from the corner and Mauler with a scoop slam and a beauty on Chaos here!!

Hadder: Check that, Mauler comes out quickly!! *laughs*

Carlson: Well, get your story straight, Mad Hadder....Mauler getting Chaos up here....punching him now to the face and head....backing him up into a corner here...no wait, Chaos ducks a fist and flings Mauler into the corner now!!

Hadder: Chaos trying to work his quickness as opposed to going toe-to-toe with Mauler here....

Carlson: Chaos now with Mauler....OH, Nice DDT on Mauler!!! He covers him here....1, 2, NO!! Mauler with a powerful kickout and that was close....Chaos now back on the attack, with rights and lefts to the face and head of Mauler here...backing him up into a corner....

Hadder: Stay out of the corners, guys!! *laughs*

Carlson: Chaos now with Mauler, irish whip off the rope....and Chaos starts the opposite way here....OH!! He meets him in the center of the ring with a big spinning heel kick!! Mauler is down again!!!

Hadder: Nice move by Chaos here, he's got him I think....

Carlson: Indeed, he's going for the pin again...1, 2, NO!! Mauler with a kickout and that again was close....Chaos now getting Mauler up....oh, Mauler with a rake of the eyes, and that slows down Chaos here....

Hadder: Ah yes, the ol' rake of the eyes, always evens the score, no matter what the score is!! *laughs*

Carlson: Mauler now with Chaos here....irish whips Chaos off the ropes....oh, big time shoulder tackle on Chaos and Mauler follows that up with a big elbow drop and Mauler now going for the pin....nice combination, and here's the pin...1, 2, NO!! Chaos kicked out....

Hadder: Nice combination there by Mauler for the pin, nearly got him the win....Mauler now getting Chaos up here...oh, nice short-arm clothesline, now getting him back up....standing vertical suplex!!! Mauler in control here!!

Carlson: Indeed it is, and now Mauler again going for the pin...1, 2, NO!!! Chaos managed to kick out but boy was that close, Mauler nearly had the win there....

Hadder: Yes, he did and I wouldn't be surprised if he got the win here....he's working hard and is fighting the good fight here....

Carlson: Mauler now in control....gets Chaos up....oh, big clothesline that sends Chaos to the outside here!!! Mauler follows him out...and now the two are trading punches, right out here by us, Mad Hadder!!!

Hadder: Hey, you guys be careful, this suit is Armani!! *laughs*

Carlson: Mad One, I'd be more worried about being on the receiving end of a Justifyer than worrying about that cheap, uh, I mean Armani suit....Mauler now getting Chaos here....oh, sends Chaos right into the ring post....the ring shoke with the vibration here....

Hadder: Speak for yourself, Bruce, this suit cost me two grand!

Carlson: Then you paid exactly $1,998 too much for it....Chaos now still shaken up by that shot with the ringpost, now climbing back in the ring, and Mauler is waiting for him here....

Hadder: *hmph* I'll have you know that this is tailor-made, Carlson!

Carlson: Try and focus on the match, eh, Hadder? Mauler now with Chaos here....body slams him down...starts off the ropes here...and....NO!! He leaped up in the air to deliver a big time elbow, but Chaos moved and now Chaos is back up here....

Hadder: Nice counter by Chaos, but can he take advantage now....

Carlson: Chaos is getting up and so is Mauler here....wait, coming down the rampway...who is that....Karnage!!! Karnage is here and he's following closely behind by Kristian Fury!!! The Elite Players are here!!!

Hadder: This doesn't look good for Mauler, Bruce....

Carlson: Karnage is distracting the referee here, big surprise, and Fury has a chair....wait!!! He's throwing the chair to Mauler....what is this??? Chaos just flopped down, Mauler didn't hit him with the chair, but Chaos is pretending to be knocked out here, and now Karnage turns the referee around and sees Chaos out cold!!! Or at least pretending to be...and now he's calling for the bell!!! He sees the chair in Mauler's hand and I bet he thinks that Mauler laid out Chaos here!!! It's not true!!! Dammit, Hadder, it didn't do it!!!

Hadder: *laughing* I think Chaos should get the Oscar this year!!! What a great job of acting!!!

Carlson: Yes, there's the bell and damn it, they're awarding the match to Chaos!!! Chaos moves on here and Mauler is shocked, Kristian Fury and Karnage are getting Chaos out of the ring and carrying him up to the rampway entrance, boy, they're all in it here, Chaos is still pretending to be knocked out!!! Look at this!!!

Hadder: Well, ya gotta give them credit, at least they're following through on it...*laughs*

Carlson: You're damn right they're following through on it....that's not right....well, Mauler's headed to the back and we've got to take another commercial break, but when we come back, it's "Big" Will Childs going up against Mike Powers....we'll be right back!!!

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial break.)

Carlson: Hey alright, we're back here...time for our next match, so let's send it over to Heather O'Connell....

"Big" Will Childs vs. Mike Powers
(GFWA Heavyweight Tournament-First Round)

O'Connell: The following contest is set for one fall, with the winner advancing in the Heavyweight tournament..On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 278 pounds, from The Bronx, New York a member of The Foundation, Mike Powers!!!

("The Rocwilder" by Method Man & Redman playds as The Franchise walks down the aisle.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, weighing in at 268 pounds, from Richmond, Virginia, "Big" Will Childs!!!

Carlson: There's the bell, here we go, and Powers wastes no time on Big Willie.... grabs the arm, follows with an elbow drop now, but Childs turns it back around on him Mike Powers takes Childs down with a knee... Powers fist dropsl Childs down on the mat...both men back up now but. "Big" Will Childs uses a closed fist on Mike Powers... Childs shoulder tackles Mike Powers.....follows up with a snapping body slam, and Childs is laid out flat...

Hadder: Ya know, I can't say I've ever seen Childs get worked over this fast, but Powers is looking in top shape out there!

Hadder: Here comes Powers, still on the assualt..oh my god....PILEDRIVER TO THE BIG MAN!!!!!!!!!! That Standing Piledriver was very good.

Carlson: Powers has always been a solid guy,. But since when did he turn into the ass-kick machine?

Hadder: This is how wrestling should be....The Franchise is coming back tonight folks!!!!!!!!

("Big" Will Childs knees Mike Powers and rolls back to his feet. Mike Powers is back on his feet. Mike Powers trys for a vertical Suplex but "Big" Will Childs avoids it. Mike Powers low blows "Big" Will Childs. Mike Powers stomps "Big" Will Childs. )

Carlson: Stomp!

("Big" Will Childs climbs to his feet. "Big" Will Childs delivers a short-arm clothesline to Mike Powers. "Big" Will Childs fist drops Mike Powers on the mat. "Big" Will Childs moves back to his feet. Mike Powers gets up. Mike Powers kicks "Big" Will Childs in the back of the leg. Mike Powers covers "Big" Will Childs. Referee John Valdez makes the count. ...1 "Big" Will Childs escapes.)

Hadder: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like "Big" Will Childs.

("Big" Will Childs moves back to his feet. Mike Powers lifts "Big" Will Childs and delivers a back breaker. Mike Powers covers "Big" Will Childs hooking the leg. Referee John Valdez makes the count. ...1 ...2 "Big" Will Childs escapes.)

Carlson: OHHHHHHH So close!!!

("Big" Will Childs gets up. Mike Powers and "Big" Will Childs go to the floor John Valdez starts the count (.1) Mike Powers throws a chair at "Big" Will Childs. "Big" Will Childs piledrives Mike Powers head first into the floor. (..2) "Big" Will Childs chokes Mike Powers with a microphone cable. Crotch chop from "Big" Will Childs. "Big" Will Childs kicks Mike Powers on the floor. They head back into the ring. Mike Powers sets "Big" Will Childs up DDTs him into the mat. Mike Powers applies an arm wrench to "Big" Will Childs. Mike Powers connects with a Stunner. "Big" Will Childs is out. Mike Powers covers "Big" Will Childs hooking the leg. Referee John Valdez makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3!!!)

Carlson: Or maybe you can win a match that easily.if you're Mike Powers, that is...There's the bell, and Mike Powers is advancing to the quarterfinals of the Heavyweight tournament.

Hadder: The winner of this match, Mike Powers!!!..Childs just got a massive ego check out there, but there's still plenty of action to come.....

Joesef Gestapo vs. Grunge
(GFWA Heavyweight Tournament-First Round)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall. The winner will advance to the quarterfinals of the Heavyweight Championship torunament. Introducing first, from Seattle Washington.Wehighing in at 293 pounds, here is GRUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

("Aneurysm" by Nirvana kicks up as Grunge and T-Dogg walk down the aisle. The fans go wild, playing air guitar and headbanging as the duo hit ringside.)

O'Connell: And his opponent is the reigning television champion of the G.F.W.A...From Auschwitz, Germany.Standing 6"11, weighing in at 315 lbs..accompanied to the ring by Master Rudolph, here is JOESEF GESTAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Asche Zu Asche plays as The Gestapo and Rudolph walk to ring side. As usual, the fans boo them and shout various slurs.)

Carlson: Okay, theres the bell, and these two waste no time starting it up. Gestapo and Grunge lock up, Gestapo with the power advantage though, and he easily throws Grunge off him...Gestapo running in after him now, rakes the eyes, and follows up with a nice knee to the gut..Ther goes Grunge down..Joesef follows in with a knee drop, but grunge dodges, and gestapo connects eith the mat.

Hadder: Look at the pain on Gestapo's face, he might make himself talk here if hes not careful.

Carlson: Right you are, Grunge qwas ready for him, and he comes through with a series of chops..5.6..7..right across the ears there and Gestapo is dazed...Ouch, Gestapo hits the canvas like a sack of potatoes, and Grunge goes for the quick cover 1....2no! Easy out by the tv champ there.

Hadder: You aren't going to pin a man like Joesef that easily, better step it up Grunge!

Carlson: Looks like he heard you out there though, because he follows it up with a nice neckbreaker.Amazing to swing a guy like Joesef around like that so easily....Master Rudolph is on the mat with his cane now, but the ref is telling him to get down....Grunge takes the opportunity with a choke here..Capitalizes on the absence.

Hadder: Smart move there, but I'd expect it more from Gestapo..Grunge is really on his game tonight!

Carlson: Ref turns back around now, and Grunge has Gestapo up in a headlock...Whoa no, a bulldog!!!! The champ just got planted face down, and The crowd is going wild for Grunge..T-Dogg clapping on the outside now, and Master Rudolph looks very disturbed on the other...Joesef is back up now..Grunge with a series of chops, Gestapo is taking it....nice rebound there, he just scoops up Grunge, oh my god, gorilla press!!!!!! Joesef, is gloating a bit now, but he better stay on his game...

Hadder: Well, the game may be rigged, cause look who's coming down the aisle...Here come Hans and Lars out to ringside...This can't be good...T-Dogg is watching em though.

Carlson: Meanwhile, Joesef is back on top on the inside....He nails Grunge with a russian leg sweep, and folllows up with the elbow...Grunge hits the mat now, Gestapo with a cover..1...2.And no dice..Grunge kicks out, and Gestapo drags him back up to his feet...Oh my god..Powerbomb by Gestapo....Grunge is laid out on the floor, And there goes Joesef to the top...Wait a sec,...wrong corner there, C-dogg tries to trip him up..Here comes hans over on top of C-Dawg...but too late.....Joesef Gestap ojust racked himself on the top turnbuckle, ....sits there dazed for a sec, and here comes Grunge....Grunge dropkicks the Gestapo in the chest, and the tv champ falls backward to the outside..

Hadder: Excellent team work by Seattle sound, but this is a singles matchup..

Carlson: The referee to restore order here now, but Hans and T-Dogg are brawling on the outside.. Gestapo fell backwards, sliding down the stairs, and he's still crumpled up in a heap at the bottom...Grunge slides to the Outside, brawling with Hans a bit now....Here comes Rudolph over with the cane...He swings at Grunge, Grunge ducks, and Rudy just nailed Lars in the throat with that cane...Lars goes staggering back, and Grunge is on rudolph now...DDT!!! Grunge DDT's Rudolph.and T- Dogg is out there brawling with Hans still...Grunge goes over to join his partner....Hans is sent over the guard rail, spilling out into the audience now...Gestapo is stirring a little now, and Grunge is back inside the ring...he drops the cane, but he's up to the top...top rope...Gestapo trying to get back to his feet, but here comes Grunge.Flying splash.perfect exercution, and he just smashed The Gestapo out there..

Hadder: Can you say weinerschnitzel sandwich? We've got Germans laying all over the place out there..Lars is back up now, he's brawling with T-dogg a bit, but Gestapo and Rudy are napping peacefully...Oh no, this could get ugly now....T- Dogg just lashed Lars pretty good, and there's a backbreaker...Holding him there, here comes Grunge back in the ring now...back up to the top rope...The referee is ringing the bell, but OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! Grunge with a flying leg drop, and they just divided one half of the tag team champs across the Dogg's knee....Here comes the announcer now, and what's happened?

O'Connell: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match, as the result of a count out.....GRUNGE!!!!!!!

Carlson: Oh my god, another big upset tonight, this one for the newcomer here, and Grunge splashes out Joesef Gestapo on his way up to the quarter finals...We've got Germans laying everywhere, kinda looks like the beaches of Normandy out here right now!!! We're going to get someone out here to look at Lars' back, but that's al lthe tv time we have for now.Be watching Saturday Night for updates, more tournament matches, and more kickass action....Well, what a great night it has been here on Thursday Mayhem, and the GFWA Heavyweight Tournament will continue on Saturday Night Rumble, so be sure and join us for that!! So for The Mad Hadder, Dave Hadder, this is Bruce Carlson, saying goodnight from Houston, where this has ben a presentation of the GFWA, For Serious Efed Wrestlers Only!!! Goodnight!!!

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