Live from Tingley Arena
Albequerque, New Mexico
December 2nd, 1999

(The scene fades in from the previous television program. The GFWA logo is on the screen....

...as it fades out, the scene opens up backstage as you can see Biggunn and Doc Holiday talking with a masked man backstage. The camera zooms in and you pick up this conversation.)

Biggunn: So all I need to do is take a look at these papers, and this has all the information I need....

Masked Man: Yeah, everything you need is in these documents....but make haste, because the time draws near that you can do nothing about this....and when the time comes, if you haven't done anything by then, it will be too late.

Doc Holiday: Oh, don't worry, we're gonna make sure everyone knows what's going on....

Biggunn: This is the chance I've waited for my whole life....I won't mess this up. Thanks....

(The masked man walks off as Biggunn and Doc Holiday walks down the hall talking to each other. The scene then goes to the Thursday Mayhem video package and theme music. As soon as it finishes, the scene inside the arena fades in. The arena is totally packed. Many of the fans are holding up signs. Fireworks shoot down from the top of the G-Tron to the ring as more fireworks go off around the ring. The lights come back up as you hear the familiar voice of Bruce Carlson.)

Bruce Carlson: We're only 4 days removed from Winter Harvest '99, and what a night we have planned for you tonight on Thursday Mayhem!! Hello again, wrestling fans, this is Bruce Carlson, and beside me is The Mad Hadder, Dave Hadder, and we're ready to bring you non-stop GFWA action like never before...tonight, Hadder, we've got some debuts and we've got some champions in Albaquerque, New Mexico, inside the Tingley Arena, and this venue has been sold out for weeks in anticipation of Mayhem coming to town!

"The Mad Hadder" Dave Hadder: Oh man!! This place is hoppin' and what a night we have planned for them all!!! First off, we've got a great Lightweight title match tonight with the two men considered to be the top 2 lightweights in the lightweight division, Bruce, as "Live Wire" Sean Casey gets a 3rd crack at the Lightweight belt tonight as he takes on Doc Holiday! Doc's only had the title a few days since he won it at Winter Harvest, and it could a short title reign for the veteran, but that should be a very entertaining match!

Carlson: Right you are, Dave, but also tonight, we've got a couple great ones in the ring together in a non-title match, as Mike Powers will take on The Lethal Soldier in a non-title extreme rules match! We've also got the Power Plant Special going on tonight, as "ShowTime" Sam Sheets, Jostrodomus, and Jon Spencer will all get it on inside a steel cage to determine who the next signee to the big leagues will be!! All that and so much more coming up on Mayhem, so without further delay, let's send it over to our special ring announcer for Mayhem, her name is Heather O'Connell...she's in center ring for the introductions of our first match of the night....take it away, Heather!

"Wonderful" Mr. Last vs. Stu Pyd
(Regular Rules Match)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall....introducing first, making his way to the ring, he hails from Lake Elsinore, California....standing 6 feet tall and weighing at 224 and 1/4 pounds....he is "Wonderful" Mr. Last!!!!

("Hot To Death" by Everlast kicks up inside the arena as green and gold lights flood the rampway. Mr. Last makes his way down to the ring as the lights come back up.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, he hails from Denver, Colorado....he stands 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighs in at 215 pounds....he is....STU PYD!!!!!

("Missionary" by Operation Ivy kicks up as Stu Pyd makes his way to the ring. As he gets inside the ring, the bell sounds.)

Carlson: Here we go now, these two lightweights about to hook it up here....Stu moves in first here, locking it up with Last here....now an irish whip and Last goes off the ropes...leapfrog by Stu.....Last back off the ropes again....and...nice shoulder tackle by Last and Stu is down!

Hadder: Stu and Last are two of the faster up and coming lightweights, this should be a great match!

Carlson: Last now back on the move...Stu back up quickly here, and Last quickly with a hip toss on Stu, Stu back up for more...and another hip toss by Last!! Stu back up again....this time, Last uses Stu's momemtum and shoves him to the outside!

Hadder: Nice thinking on his feet there by Last, used Stu's own momentum and took him right out of the ring!

Carlson: Stu's down on the outside, right near us here, and now Last is up on the top rope here....OH MY!! Flying cross body and took down Stu here, right near the broadcast position here, and both men are down!

Hadder: What a high flying move there by Last, boy, that was high risk if ever I saw one!

Carlson: You got that right, Dave....man I can't believe the elevation that Last got on that move, but I think it may have hurt him as much as it hurt Stu....in fact, LOOK DAVE!!! Stu's up FIRST!!!

Hadder: Yep, I can see that, they're only right in front of us....*laughs*

Carlson: Stu now back on Last here....grabbing him...the ref isn't counting on the outside here, giving these guys a little leeway with that rule.....Stu has Last here....OH!! Irish whips him right into the ringpost and Last's head bounced right off that post and then to the ground he goes!

Hadder: Maybe a little impromptu hardcore rules match, eh, Bruce? *laughs*

Carlson: Could be, Dave....Stu now with Last here, moving back towards the ring finally.....Stu rolls Last back into the ring....Stu now climbing up on the turnbuckles here, up to the top....and....DOWN WITH A BIG MISSILE DROPKICK!!! Nicely done by Stu there and now rolls Last up into a pin here....1, 2, NO!! Last kicked out, but Stu nearly with the win there, Dave....

Hadder: That was close, Stu's looked sharp.....he's created a good pace for this match.....

Carlson: I agree, Dave, good point....Stu now back on the attack...irish whips Last off the ropes NO!! Last reverses it and catches Stu with a nice short-arm clothesline there.....Stu is down from that and now Last moves in for a quick pinfall here....1, 2, NO!! Stu got the shoulder up and the tables were turned on Stu there, Last nearly with the win!

Hadder: How quickly momentum can shift, Bruce, and Last nearly got the win with that move!

Carlson: Last and Stu now both back up....oh, Last with an armbar, reversed by Stu, and Stu now with a spinning heel kick!!! Nicely done, and Last is down....Stu starts running here, off the ropes...backflip and he lands right on Last here!! Nicely done!

Hadder: Stu's on a roll here, this could be it!

Carlson: Stu getting Last here....getting him up....and...yes, irish whip off the ropes, no! Blocked by Last, Last blocked the back body drop and countered with a facebuster! Nicely done! Getting Stu up here.....OH!! Fameasser!!! That could be all, as Last moves in for the pin....1, 2, NO!!!!! Stu managed to kick out but boy was that close!

Hadder: Nice combination of moves there by Last, this match has gone back and forth, Bruce!

Carlson: That it has, Dave....Last now complaining a bit to the referee about the slow count, or at least what he feels was a slow count, and this time has allowed Stu to get back to his feet....

Hadder: Uh-oh, Stu's waiting on him here....what could he be thinking about??? *laughs*

Carlson: Stu is indeed waiting for Last here.....OH!!! Rockbottom!!!! Rockbottom and Last is down!!!! Stu now, moving in......Skater's Deathlock!!!! He's got it locked in, right in the center of the ring, and now the ref is checking Last.....once......twice.....and yes!!! Three times!!! Stu Pyd with the win by submission over "Wonderful" Mr. Last!!!

Hadder: Wow, just like that, well, when you're playin' with fire, you're gonna get burned, and Last should've stayed on Stu there....

Carlson: That's a great win for Stu here, and surely now he'll be ranked in the top 5 of the Lightweight division now! Well folks, a lot of commotion was stirred up this week when GFWA management added a Rumor site to the official GFWA website!! As soon as the site went up, the site got booming with several people who think they have the 'scoop' when it comes to what's going down in the GFWA....

Hadder: Yeah, but my money's on that Reliable Source guy....he seems to know his stuff....time will tell how accurate it all is!

Carlson: I guess you're right, Dave...time will tell....wait, something's going on....

(The lights go out....and then this is seen on the G-Tron.)

They're Coming......

(The lights come back up as the image on the G-Tron fades away.)

Carlson: What the hell was that, Dave?? The Divinity?? Who the hell is that??

Hadder: I dunno, Bruce....but.....they're coming? *laughs*

Carlson: Totally odd....well folks it's now time for our next match of the night....it's time for the Power Plant Special of the night....a three way dance inside the steel cage...the winner gets a brand spankin' new GFWA contract! Let's send it over to Heather O'Connell for the introductions of our two competitors as the steel cage is lowering itself onto the ring as we speak! Heather?

"ShowTime" Sam Sheets vs. Jostrodomus vs. Jon Spencer
(Steel Cage Match)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin our next contest,  we have one announcement to make.  Due to circumstances beyond our control, The Blues X-Man will not be wrestling in his previously scheduled match.

Carlson: Ah, no big loss..

Hadder:  Yadda, yadda, yadda..do we care about him, no.  Let's get to the show!

O'Connell:  The following  contest is scheduled for one fall.  It will be held inside this steel cage, and now consists of two participants.  Introducing first, standing 6"6, weighing in at 280 pounds..here is JOSHTRODOMUS!!!!!!!!!

("I Am", by Nas, fills the arena as Joshtrodomus proceeds down the aisle toward the cage.)

O'Connell:  And his opponent, standing 6"2, weighing in at 256 pounds, here is "SHOWTIME" SAM SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!

("Welcome To The Jungle" by Gn'f'nR erupts as Showtime rushes down the aisle)

Carlson: Well ,Sheets is in the cage, there goes the bell, there goes the cage door, and there goes Joshtrodomus to the throat with a chop...These two wasting no time getting started here.Sheets counters with a kick to the midsection..whips Joshtrodomus to the ropes..Sheets flies right in there with a high risk body press, but Josh catches him, and slams him into the side of the cage almost instantly...

Hadder: It's Show time at the IHOP folks!

Carlson: Well, Sheets certainly got the grill tattooed across his back out there, but he bounces back surprisingly fast, they lock it up again, Josh goes for a suplex.Sheets grabs his leg, going for the reversal...tug o war for the suplex here, but Joshtrodomus regains control, slaps Sam back down to the canvas!..Joshtordomus goes for the second rope, flying elbow down on sheets..He connects!..Joshtrodomus taking quick control of this match, and now it looks like he's going for the quick out.Scaling the side of the cage now, but Sam is back up finally...Josh is halfway up, and here comes Sheets after him..Sheets chasing Josh up the side of the cage,  got a leg, but Josh tries to kick him off..Sheets is hanging on like a steel trap though, and Joshtrodomus finally loses his balance..Both men crash back down to the ring, but I Joshtrodomus clearly got the worst of that fall, bounicing off the ropes on his way down.

Hadder:  Yea, that had to hurt .but Sheets is pretty sore looking too.

Carlson: At least Sheets is on his feet though, Sheets comes back, dragging Joshtrodomus up, plants a standing dropkick right on his chin...Sam, following up with an elbow to the gut, and another.really trying to keep Josh off his feet.

Hadder:  That's a smart move for Sheets, especially with the Height and weight advantage Joshtrodomus has in this one.

Carlson: Sheets has certainly evened that up though..whips Joshtrodomus to the buckles, and theres a frankensteiner!  Sheets going back up the side of the cage now, .no, he's going for something...Joshtrodomus getting back up, Sheets off the side like spiderman with a bodypress, Joshtrodomus, stealth like a ninja in sneaking out of his way...Sheets, like an accident scene, splatters all over the canvas...Both men looking tired already..Josh leaning against the side of the cage, Sheets, still recovering from the crash landing.Joshtrodomus moving in now, sets sheets up, and running powerslam, right into the side of the cage...Josh is giving the signal...are we about to see the Domus drop here?.He has him up now, but sheets spins out of it with some sort of martial arts type move..

Hadder: I really don't know what to call that..how bout "squirm for your life"

Carlson: Whatever it is seems to have worked, for now though, Sheets bounces out of the piledriver set up...amazing acrobatic prowess demonstrated there..

Hadder: Sheets has got to get out of this cage.  The longer this goes, the more it may be in Josh's favor.

Carlson: Sheets, off the ropes, drop kick sends Josh reeling to the sides..and another..Joshtrodomus just got whipped head first against the side of that cage.Looks like he may have rung his bell there, Dave.

Hadder:  Doesn't taste good, does it Joshtrodomus?..NO, IT'S STEEL YOU IDIOT, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!

Carlson: Hey Dave, cool it...

Hadder: ok..better now.

Carlson:  Well, if you have control of yourself, maybe we can get back to the match.Sam Sheets drilled Joshtrodomus into that steel cage, and he's in total control of the match right now..Joshtrodomus doesn't look like he wants to go anywhere anytime soon, so Sam starts scaling the side of the cage.  He's getting up there, but here comes Joshtrodomus...May be time for Sheets to get a dose of his own medicine..

Hadder: Yea, we've seen this before , haven't we?

Carlson: Both men on the side of the cage now..Josh leaps up there, but wait.he's not trying to pull Sheets down, he's trying to beat him to the top...  Both men trying to push the other back as they scale the cage..Sheets up top now, But Joshtrodomus is holding fast...LOOK AT THAT!! Both men sitting at the top of the cage.literally straddling it....Duking it out!! Oh my god, we're about to have a winner folks, but who is it going to be???

Hadder:  This is like that game at the renaissance festival where you sit on the log and beat your buddy senseless with a really uncomfortable pillow...course, the stakes are much higher when you're fifteen feet in the air....

Carlson:.. One way or another, someone's got to give here..they're just trading punches until one or the other falls, but that's not going to work..WHOA!.Sheets throws a nice left, but Josh catches it midair..Josh swings his left leg up, trying to kick his hand free from the grip, but it threw him off balance..he connected with the boot, but he goes tumbling down to the floor outside..along with JOSHTRODOMUS, WHO CAUGHT THAT KICK IN THE FACE...OH MY GOD!! BOTH MEN ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE...BOTH OF THEM PROBABLY UNCONSCIOUS, .WHO IN THE HELL WON THIS ONE..

Hadder:  Well, the referee is scratching his head, doubt he knows either..

Carlson:  Well, according to letter of the rules, it would be whoever hit the floor first...but, without instant replay, I really don't think anyone could make that call.Oh, wait..here come backstage medics, and here comes Mason Carlisle out with them..Maybe' he's going to make the decision.I thought A.J. Springs was the plant director though.

Hadder:  A.J. isn't here though...now is he???  Gee, that's odd.....

Mason Carlisle:  Well, guys, you both look to be pretty much unconscious right now, so I don't know if you can hear me.  I know all these fans can hear me though, so I just have to say  that was one hell of a spill you took for our entertainment out here tonight.  No one won this match, but you're both coming out winners here, cause the G.F.W.A. is just cool like that...The match is officially a no contest, but, if you two aren't too bruised up or you didn't sustain too much brain damage in that fall...we've got G.F.W.A. contracts waiting for both of you.  I'll mail the paperwork to your respective emergency rooms.  Congratulations, gentlemen.

(Standing between the fallen two, Mason Carlisle raises the hands of both unconscious men with his before walking off. Their arms fall back down limply as medics scurry in to wake them up.)

Carlson:  Well, did you hear that...Sheets and Joshtrodomus are both officially contracted superstars...Judging from the excitement I've witnessed in there tonight, I'm hoping both of these guys will be around much more often in the near future!! What a great match, the steel cage is goin' back up here, and it's time for us to take a much-deserved commercial break, so we'll do just that and be right back with a great tag team match as EoA is set to take on the Silencers!! Don't go away!!!

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial as the scene fades into the arena again.)

Carlson: Welcome back to Thursday Mayhem!! Coming to you live from Tingley Arena, in beautiful Albequerque, New Mexico!! We're about ready now for our next match, so without further delay, Heather O'Connell is in the middle of the ring now with the introductions of our two teams....

Elements of Armageddon vs. The Silencers
(Regular Rules Tag Match)

O'Connell: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 479 pounds, here are "Barb Wire" Brian Gatz and Kip "The Whip" Kart......THE SILENCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine erupts as Gatz and Kart rush down to ringside.)

O'Connell: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 554 pounds, representing The Elite Players. They are Karnage and Fury...THE ELEMENTS OF ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!

("One" by Creed fills the house as Karnage and Fury approach ringside.)

Carlson:  There's our bell, and it looks like Karnage and Brian Gatz are going to start it off..They lock it up, and Gatz  surprises Karnage with a russian leg sweep out of there. Karnage hits the mat.bounces back up..obviously not hurt, but that was enough of a slap from Brian Gatz..

Hadder:  How is that a slap?  It was a russian leg sweep, you said it yourself.  That's not even a funny comparison there.

Carlson:  Ok Hadder ,well, whatever it was, Karnage must have taken it as a slap, because he plows into Brian Gatz with a vengeance..Flurry of rights and lefts there, this one is quickly turning into a slugfest between Karnage and Gatz, but Gatz, out of nowheer ends the confusion with a dropkick.  Karnage hits the mat, but Gatz is right back on top of him with an armbar .

Hadder:  Smart move by Gatz here.  He knows he isn't going to match power with EOA, so he brings the match into his arena.  Wearing down Karnage now..Gatz draggs him over to the corner as he tags in Kart..Gatz still with the armbar, Kart up to the second rope, brings an axehandle down on that prone arm.

Carlson:  Karnage needs to get out of this while he still has the arm connected to the hand he uses to tag his partner with.

Hadder: Gatz to the outside now, and here comes Kip Kart. Kip takes up the armbar where his partern left off, but he turns it into an irish whip.  Karnage hits the mat, and Kart hits the ropes with  a blaze...Kart with a splash down now, connects with Karnage, goes for a quick cover.1...2.easy kick out by Karnage!  Kart never hooked a leg, and you don't finish off Karnage that easily.

Carlson: The Silencers have done a good job of keeping him at bay though.  We've yet to see any offense from EOA so far in the match.  Kart picking Karnage back up now, but Karnage knees him in the groin...Kart is hurt out there, and Karnage tries to get back in control of the match..Karnage whips "The Whip" to the ropes...but wait a sec...drops to the ground, and he jack-knifes Kip right out to the floor on the other side..

Hadder:  Incredible move by Karnage there, but he's gotta get to Fury now.

Carlson:  Gatz is out there trying to help out his dazed partner. Karnage getting up, trying to get over to Kris Fury...Looks like Gatz is coming back in now, but YES! Karnage makes the tag, Fury comes in ,and he collides with Gatz, running completely through him.

Hadder: Well, when you're seven feet tall, you can easily get through a lot of things.well, except maybe the obstacle course at McDonald's Play Place.

Carlson:  Oh really?  You know about that one Dave? Been lookin for love in all the wrong places again, haven't you....

Hadder: Shut up Bruce, she swore she was 18.

Carlson: Speaking of swearing, I can't say what Fury is beating out of Gatz right now, but just watch and you'll get the idea...Fury with a standing suplex, brings gatz down hard across the mat...Drags him back up.and my god, what a scoop slam!.Goes for the cover now..1....2..Gatz with a foot on the rope at the last second...That was fortunate positioning for Barbed Wire there....Fury back up, and no...drops a knee down on Gatz...Gatz is on the floor, Is Fury setting him up for...YES HE IS...CRUCIFIXION!!!!!! ..He's got Gatz in the Crucifixion, but in comes Kart to break the hold with a big boot to Fury's face..Here's Karnage now...All four men in the ring..the ref just lost control of this one...Karnage all over Kart now in the corner.

Hadder: That's me in the corner, that's him on the ring mat, lost his crucifixion trying to win the match..

Carlson: Ok, shut up this is getting good.  Fury is back up now, brought Gatz along with him and delivers the power bomb!!!..Karnage and Kart are duking it out in the corner still..in comes fury to help his partner...double whip to the ropes, double clothesline, and Kart hits the mat..Kip Kart is getting back up now, but it's with the assistance of Kris Fury....

Hadder: Yea, what a nice guy.get up here so we can do something painful to ya.

Carlson:..getting helped right up onto Fury's shoulders..what's happening here.?  Karnage is up to the top now, and top rope clothesline..!!!  Putting their own spin on the doomsday device there, but it seems to work...Fury works over a halfway dazed Gatz..Karnage is in the clear, he gets the pin...1......2........3!!!

Hadder: It's over.  A great match!  Kip and Gatz almost silenced Karnage early on, but Fury comes back with a strong answer for em, and the Elements of Armageddon get the victory here..Wait a second.  We're getting something from the back here folks. We're going back to Max Winters who is backstage with Mason Carlisle.

(The scene shifts to the backstage interview location.)

Max Winters:  Thanks Dave, I'm backstage right now where a potentially big development has just taken place.  Just five minutes ago, two men representing Provost and Humphrey, a law firm in New York City, insisted that they be allowed to see Commissioner Carlisle or President McLean.  When security asked what business they had backstage, they informed us that they were here to server papers in a law suit, representing none other than The Master Race.  Although much is still unknown about this situation, we do know that the former tag team champions have filed a class action discrimination suit against the G.F.W.A.  Furthermore, it appears that subpoenas  will be, or have been served on G.F.W.A. employees and high officials..Wait a second, here comes Commissioner Mason Carlisle...Mr. Commissioner, can you tell us what is going on with the TMR situation.

Mason Carlisle:  Don't you have celeberties to be stalking?  Look, until I can consult with President McLean and G.F.W.A. attorneys on the mattter, my mouth is shut.  By the way, that's a good idea.  You ought to consider it yourself sometimes.

Winters:  Well, you heard the commissioner.  Mr. Carlisle is pacing off through the backstage area now, but we'll keep you posted on developments as they evolve.  Bruce, back to you...

(The scene shifts back to the arena.)

Carlson:  Well, looks like the G.F.W.A. hasn't heard the last of the Master Race after all.  Boy, Grunge and T-Dogg really hit the nail on the head when they referred to them as those "pesky Germans"

Hadder:  Ah, they probably just want some hush money or something.. Almost as bad as the lawyers themselves.

Carlson: Got that right, Dave, well it's time now to get to our next match.....

("Anthem For The Year 2000" by Silverchair kicks up inside the arena, interrupting Carlson in mid-sentence. Biggunn, Doc Holiday and "Wyld Fyre" Jayson Flames come out and walk down the rampway. The crowd is booing them tremendously. Biggunn has the Heavyweight title around his shoulder and Doc Holiday has the Lightweight belt around his waist.)

Carlson: Well, folks, I don't know what to say, we didn't have a scheduled appearance by BiG2k here, but I guess the Champ can get all the airtime he needs....

Hadder: Maybe now we'll get some light shed on who Biggunn and Doc were talkin' to when the show opened up and why it involves President McLean....

(The three men get inside the ring as Biggunn asks for the microphone from O'Connell. As the music fades out, Biggunn looks around the arena and speaks. He's got some papers in his hand.)

Biggunn: Tingley Arena....the first, and certainly not the last arena to welcome BiG2k and the Heavyweight and Lightweight Champions! *crowd boos* Aww, c'mon, don't you want to cheer us just a little bit? *crowd boos louder* Hahaha...well, that's just fine by me, like I give a CRAP what you people think of me....*crowd boos very loud* Listen, BiG2k has come out here to address an issue that we have discovered....thanks to our....um....friend, the Masked Man, who will remain anonymous for now....I've got the proof that McLean doesn't want me to have.....

Carlson: What's he talkin' about, Dave? What's he got??

Biggunn: Now, many of you are probably asking yourself....what proof does he have?? What's he got on McLean so bad?? Well, it's a very complicated legal issue, really, and so I won't get into that, because it would only confuse you morons here in Albequerque....*crowd boos*....but it's a little something like this.....now I'm sure you all remember when McLean was brought on as President of the GFWA, and Ron Monroe was fired....*crowd cheers* Yeah, I'm sure all of you liked that....but you see, here's the problem with all that....Mr. Jerome Gibson couldn't completely nullify Monroe's contract....Monroe couldn't be completely removed from the office of President, and 100% control of the GFWA could NOT be given to McLean....the contract that McLean himself signed that night stated that he, that being McLean for you morons, would only have 50% control of the GFWA until January 1st, in the year 2000....and that the other 50% control of the GFWA would be Monroe's....well, the long story short of it is that Monroe got so pissed that he just up and left....leaving that line of the contract blank....and somehow....*laughing* someway, I have that very same contract in my hands right now, and there's still no signature there for the person who has the other 50% control of the GFWA....

(The crowd erupts at this knowledge.)

Carlson: What??? Did I hear what I think I heard from Biggunn here??? He's got that contract in his hand and it still doesn't have the signature of the other controlling member of the GFWA??? This is huge!!!

Biggunn: Now, if you could, cameraman dork....get a good shot of this....Doc, turn around....

Doc Holiday: Turn....around, Gunn? W-w-w-what did you need me to turn around for?

Biggunn: Just do it. NOW.

(Doc turns around as Biggunn takes out a writing pen and places the contract on Doc's back. He leans in and signs his name on the line. You can see this as the camera zooms in close and the signature reads "Biggunn". All this was being shown on the G-Tron as well. Biggunn taps Doc on the shoulder as Doc turns back around.)

Biggunn: That's it, ya big baby.....now, the whole world was witness to this, and now I, Biggunn, the GFWA Heavyweight Champion, have 50% controlling interest in the GFWA....and now that I'm in the front office officially....there's gonna be some changes starting now....

(All of a sudden, "Mind Playin' Tricks '94" by Scarface kicks up inside the arena as President McLean comes out. The crowd is going crazy.)

Carlson: It's the President, Dave!! McLean is in the house, and business is about to pick up!!!

(McLean stands at the top of the ramp as Biggunn, Doc, and Jayson Flames turn around to face him. McLean has a mic and starts to speak as the music fades out.)

McLean: I don't know how.....you got a hold of that contract.....well, I take that back, I think I know EXACTLY how you got a hold of that contract.....but it doesn't matter to me.....you want to take me on for 100% control of this company? You want to walk with the big boys??? You think you've got the guts to run with the big dogs???? HUH???? That piece of paper may say you have 50% controlling interest in the GFWA, but if you try to set foot in my office, I will personally take that Heavyweight belt and shove it straight up your ass!!!! Starting now, BiG2k is on the President's Most Wanted List, and if any of you interfere in official GFWA business, I will personally see to it that you pay....and pay dearly......this isn't over, Biggunn....this isn't over by a LONGSHOT......now.....hit MY music....

(The crowd erupts as "Mind Playin' Tricks '94" kicks up again and McLean and Biggunn exchange a long staredown.)

Carlson: What a shocking develop we've had to take place here on Mayhem, Dave!!! It would appear that Biggunn now has 50% controlling interest in the GFWA, and with McLean getting 100% full control in January, what can happen until then???? Folks, we've got to take a quick commercial break, but when we come back, it'll be....

(The scene goes to a double shot, one side of the screen shows Matt Vargas walking down a hallway, the other half shows Joesef Gestapo leaving his dressing room and walking down another hallway.)

Carlson: ....these two men going at it for the Number One Contendership in the Television rankings....Joesef Gestapo and Matt Vargas, when we come back, right after this timeout!

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial.)

Carlson: We're ready, if you are, for another great match between 2 great GFWA superstars....lets head to the ring where Heather O'Connell is standing to give us the introductions of our two next competitors....

Joesef Gestapo vs. Matt Vargas
(Regular Rules Match)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Number One Contendership in the GFWA Television Rankings! Introducing first, he hails from Auschwitz, Germany....standing 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighing in at 315 pounds....the former two-time GFWA Television Champion....JOESEF GESTAPO!!!!!

("Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks up inside the arena as the lights go out and gold and red lights flood the rampway. Gestapo makes his way into the arena. He walks down the rampway with confidence as he gets into the ring.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, he hails from Lake Elsinore, California, standing 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighing in at 248 pounds....he is...Matt VARGAS!!!!

("Secret Tweaker Pad" by Sublime kicks up inside the arena as Vargas makes his way down to the ring. As he gets in the ring, the bell rings.)

Carlson: Well folks, here we go....Gestapo moves quickly in on Vargas here....Gestapo has been quite disturbed since he lost the GFWA Television title to Mike Powers at Winter Harvest....should be a very determined Joesef Gestapo here tonight, Dave....

Hadder: Yeah, a renewed attitude is what I hear, but we shall see, Vargas is no push-over....

Carlson: Collar and elbow tieup here, Gestapo now forcing Vargas into a corner....OH!! Nice knife edge chop....OH!! and another....Vargas is feeling that right on chest, Dave....man, those are some lethal blows!

Hadder: You got that right, Bruce, some real force behind those....probably not directly meant for Vargas but for Powers! *laughs*

Carlson: Gestapo now, grabbing the arm of Vargas here, irish whip this time, to the opposite turnbuckle....Gestapo follows that up with a big clothesline in the corner!!! Nicely done and now Gestapo gets up on the 2nd turnbuckle here....and.....YES!! Big kneedrop to the chest of Vargas here, and Gestapo has come out like a ball of fire here!

Hadder: He's looking especially quick here, Bruce....like on a mission of some sort, hurry to get it done....a very quick pace for him....

Carlson: I'm sure he's been chomping at the bit to get back into the ring after losing to Powers, Dave....so this may all be adrenaline flowing here....Gestapo now with a side headlock....and Vargas moves him to the ropes....now shoving Gestapo off, he goes cross the ring back off the ropes here....and....OH!!! Nice back body drop by Vargas and that took Gestapo up over the top rope and down onto the floor of Tingley Arena here!

Hadder: Nice counter by Vargas, now Gestapo's on the outside here....I wouldn't be in a hurry to go get Gestapo here...*laughs*

Carlson: Vargas now, he is going to the outside here....Gestapo is back to his feet again....oh!! The two now exchanging rights and lefts here on the outside, the referee is making his 10 count.....now both men getting back into the ring.....Gestapo now, off the ropes....OH!! Nice flying bulldog onto Vargas here, and now Gestapo with a rollup...1, 2, NO!!! That was close as Vargas managed to kick out.....

Hadder: Nice move by Gestapo to try for the quick pin....but Vargas too sharp and he kicked out....

Carlson: Gestapo back up now, Vargas getting to his feet....now Gestapo punching Vargas here, into a corner...the ref asks for a quick break....not getting it here as Gestapo continues to pound on Vargas in the corner....now arguing a bit with the referee....OH!! Vargas from the corner nails Gestapo with a big clothesline while he wasn't looking and Gestapo is leveled here!

Hadder: Nice timing to catch the big man off guard....Vargas starts his offensive attack here.....

Carlson: Vargas now getting up the former T.V. champ here...scoop slam down to the mat....and....big legdrop to the throat of Gestapo here!! Nice combination of moves and Vargas is on a roll.....now Vargas going quickly to the outside here....up to the top turnbuckle...and diving....YES!!! He lands the big elbow from the top rope and now covers Gestapo!!! Here's the count...1, 2, NO!! Gestapo managed to get that shoulder up and boy was that close, Dave!

Hadder: Very close, Bruce....Vargas nearly had the upset win over the much more experienced man here....Vargas is no push-over, I tried telling you that!

Carlson: I think I heard you, ok, Dave? Vargas now quickly here, getting Gestapo up....OH!! Thumb to the eye, and Gestapo regains control just like that....irish whip this time....off the ropes goes Vargas....OH!!! Sleeper hold in the middle of the ring and Gestapo has it locked on!!!!

Hadder: What a stunning move there, Bruce!!! A sleeper hold....and now Vargas is all but out here....

Carlson: The ref is checking Vargas here.....lifts the arm....and it drops!! That's one....lifts it again....it drops again!!!

Hadder: That's two!! One more and he's done for!

Carlson: The referee checks the arm again....lifts it....and.....NO!!! Vargas managed to keep it in the air and now trying to regain the momentum here....trying to get the crowd in it as well.....now, Vargas with a shot to the ribs of Gestapo!! Another!!! Gestapo breaks the hold....OH!!! Gestapo pulled back on the hair of Vargas and Vargas' head hit the mat hard!!!!

Hadder: Hey!!! That's illegal!!! You can't pull hair in the GFWA!!! *laughs*

Carlson: Apparently the referee in charge is gonna let that go, but he's giving Gestapo a clear warning here....Gestapo now back on Vargas....OH!! A blatent choke-hold here and Vargas is trying to get out, but he can't.....damn Gestapo.....the ref finally gets Gestapo to break the hold, but the damage is done as Vargas is writhing in pain here.....

Hadder: You bend the rules....and if you get away with it, you haven't broken them.....

Carlson: Is that how you teach 'em, Dave? *laughs* Gestapo here, getting Vargas up....and a big right hand, no!!! Vargas blocked it and he sends Gestapo reeling with a shot of his own here....Gestapo tries another shot, and it's blocked again by Vargas!!! Vargas with yet another shot to the face and Gestapo goes back into the ropes....OH!!! He gets tangled up in the ropes here now Vargas has him right where he wants him!

Hadder: Retribution time, ain't payback a bitch??! *laughs*

Carlson: Vargas now, just unloading on Gestapo here, rights and lefts, the referee is trying to get Gestapo untangled here, but to no avail....OH!! Vargas just shoved the referee aside and continues pounding on Gestapo here!!!

Hadder: Hey!! You can't shove the ref and get away with it.....can you? *laughs*

Carlson: These two have gotten away with a lot of things you normally wouldn't get away with, so why not?? *laughs* Oh, there, finally Gestapo gets untangled from the ropes and slumps down to the canvas here....the ropes are still shaking from the vibrations....Vargas now calculating his punches and Gestapo isn't getting up here....

Hadder: He could be done for, Bruce, this would be a good time to pin him, Vargas....*laughs*

Carlson: He does just that, Dave!!! Here's the count....1, 2, NO!!!!! Gestapo got his shoulder up and that was very close indeed....

Hadder: Probably 2 and 9/10th's but who's counting....*laughs*

Carlson: Certainly not you, Dave....Gestapo managing to get to his feet here as Vargas was arguing with the referee....Gestapo now going towards Vargas, Vargas doesn't see him....OH MY!! Punching Vargas with some tremendous force here, and it's rocking Vargas back!!! Again....again....a fourth time.....5 times, right to the face.....

Hadder: Uh-oh, I think the big man is mad now....look out!!!

Carlson: Gestapo sinches something here....OH!!! Big standing vertical suplex and he turns that into a big jackhammer slam!!!! Gestapo is on a roll....look!!!! He's rolling Vargas on his back.....and................yes!!!!! He's got the Silent Treatment locked on, and it's right in the dead center of the ring this time!!!!!

Hadder: No way Vargas can get out of this one, Bruce....

Carlson: Vargas is trying to power out, or reach the ropes here....but the strain on his back is just too much....and.....YES!!! He's tapping out here!!!! Gestapo is your winner by submission victory!!!! What a match, both these men fought very hard, but in the end, experience and strength won out of youth and excitement.....Gestapo with a good win here!

Hadder: Not only that, but he's now the Number One Contender for the T.V. title he so richly covets....and a date with Mike Powers isn't too far away....that's my guess.....

("Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks back up inside the arena as Gestapo makes his way up the ramp.)

Carlson: I'd guess that you're right about that, Mad One....well, it's time now for our next match of the night....that very same man you just mentioned, Mike Powers, the GFWA Television champ, is in action tonight against The Lethal Soldier....so let's kick it over to Heather O'Connell for the introductions....Heather?

Mike Powers vs. The Lethal Soldier
(Non-Title Extreme Rules Match)

O'Connell:  Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event.  This contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, standing 6"7, weighing in at 275 pounds..Here is...THE LETHAL SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("Counterfeit" fills the arena as a confident looking LS walks down to ringside.)

O'Connell:  And his opponent is the reigning G.F.W.A Television Champion!  He stands 6"5, he weighs in at 278 pounds, and is better known as The Foundation of The Franchise..Ladies and Gentlemen, here is ...MIKE POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("The Rocwilder" blares across the PA system as The Franchise walks down the aisle with his TV title strap.)

Carlson:   There's the bell, this one's under way...It may not a non title match, but LS comes right out looking like he's after the gold..Nice clothesline, he catches Powers while he's still trying to take that belt off...LS follows in with a choke-hold now, and he's trying to wear the foundation down fast.

Hadder: That's what you have to do with a guy like Powers.  Go for the throat, and don't let up until he's on his back.

Carlson:  Well, seems like it may be working so fa.No.Powers with a nice elbow, and he powers, pun intended,  out of that move, catching LS in the breadbasket..Powers with a quick suplex now, nice delivery..follows up with a big boot drop and goes for the quick cover.1.....2..and no, easy kick out by the Lethal Soldier.. Powers is right back on top of his man though, and he nailed the LS with a bulldog before he was fully back to his feet..Takes him to the mat, back down with an elbow drop, and LS catches it in the throat..

Hadder:  That'll keep someone from singing in the shower tonight.

Carlson: Powers gets the early upper hand here, but a durable LS is back to his feet, and they're locking it up again, looks like soldier gets the command here, ducking the tv champ, and sends him off to the ropes...LS on the return with a big drop kick now, powers hits the mat, but LS is right after him, dragging him back to his feet, back breaker now, and he almost snaps the foundation in half...Powers is hurting after that one, and LS takes the time to scale the ropes..

Hadder: Its a bird, its a plane, oh, never mind.its a Canadian.

Carlson: LS up top, flies of with a big elbow, but Powers brings up the knees just in time..LS back on the canvas, both men are still down, whoever gets up first may very well have this one.

Hadder: Oh, so this is the part where I say something dramatic about the pivotal turning point in the matchup, right?  Well,  someone better get off their tail out there, or the ref's gonna count em both out.

Carlson: 6..7...and, it looks like The Foundation will be the first one back up..LS is still staggering up, and there goes Powers,  body slam with authority, sending LS back to the canvas...Powers moving in now, maybe for a kill...He tries to scoop the LS up, but Soldier with a rake to the eyes, quickly distracting him, Powers throws his hand in his face, and it was just enough time for LS nail 'em with a lariat..Powers driven into the corner now..LS sets him up on the tup turnbuckle, stands on the second one...fisherman suplex from the top, got the leg hooked .... 1... ...2...NO!   Mike Powers managed to kick out just in time there.. LS badgering the referee about what he thought was a slow count.....Powers gets up, LS isn't looking..sunset flip, a cover....handful of tights by Powers, 1.... 2......no, LS kicks out.

Hadder:  I saw a bad moon risin', Bruce.

Carlson:   Both men back up to their feet now, locking up again, and Powers slings him, no LS reverses...powers off to the ropes, LS with a dropkick...Powers ducks him, back off the other rope, LS still getting up, Powers with a dropkick of his own...great connection, and LS spills out to the floor..Powers out behind him now, chasing LS around the ring.LS slides back in, Powers quick to folloqw suit, but LS gets the upper hand as Powers slides in, stomps him in the face, drags him up by the hair, ...Shoulder breaker by the Lethal Soldier now..Powers is down, LS with a choke, the ref makes him break it...Powers fighting back up to his feet...they're slugging at each other here, But LS comes around with a spin kick out of nowhere, and it's some not so sweet chin music for Mike Powers...Powers falls back against the ropes..LS with a nice double axe-handle, and another....couple of chops to the neck, ..Powers hits the mat, Soldier hooks a leg...1....2...The Franchise kicks out.

Hadder: I thought it was lights out for Powers there.

Carlson:  Powers can take a lot of punishment and come back for more, I think he' proven that to us time and again, but he's certainly taking a lot tonight.  Both men have really brutalized each other, but it looks like LS with the upper hand right now...Powers with an armdrag takedown there, but the Soldier is barely phased..he has too much momentum going out there.Soldier back up,  Powers is trying to plow him into the corner...but LS WITH A DDT!!!!!!!!!

Hadder: Powers left himself wide open for that one.  You can't do that with a guy like L.S.

Carlson:  Powers thought he had the upper hand there..I thought he did too, but LS instincitvely brings that arm down over the back of the neck ,and it's DDTville for the TV champ...I don't think It knocked him completely out, but LS gets a cover, hooks the leg.1.....2.......3!!!!! LS has done it.   The Lethal Soldier Pinned Mike Powers right out here tonight.

Hadder:  Powers better be grateful this was a non title contest.  Of course, I'd have to say a title match is probably somewhere in the near future now.

Carlson: L.S. has won..Powers is still groggy on the mat, but L.S. is going out to the floor.   Wait a second, he's got a mic, and he's got Power's TV title Strap..L.S.  walks into the ring now, he's standing over Powers who is quickly climbing back to his feet.  The refs are heading in there, but it looks like LS only wants to speak.

Lethal Soldier:  I did it Mike Powers.  I pinned you, the television champion, fair and square out here in front of every one of these people.  Now, I'll save the gloating for the locker room, but I have to ask you one question right now.  When are you going to be a man and give me the title shot I  deserve.  You can't deny me any more.  I've proven myself more than worthy, so answer the question.

Hadder: Well, Powers is back to his feet now. looks like he wants LS to hand him back his belt before he answers.LS, tosses the tv title and the mic over to Powers.

Powers:  You want a title shot??  I'll give you your title shot right NOW!

Carlson: WHOA!  Powers out of nowhere, nails L.S. square in the face with that gold belt.  He packed enough muscle behind it, and LS is on the mat..It looks like his nose is beginning to bleed, but he appears to be unconscious.   Powers to the outside, grabs a chair...OH.DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST THERE!! HE JUST CLOBBERED LS WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!  AND AGAIN...Folks, LS doesn't look like he's going anywhere anytime soon.Powers standing over him with that chair right now, and one more shot, this one right down across the knee!!!! Powers drops the chair down on the fallen LS, grabs his belt, and there comes the music.  Folks, it looks like Mike Powers is on his way out. Wow, what a great extreme matchup that was...wait, we're getting something from the back here....

(The scene shifts to the back. Chaos is sitting inside a room on the telephone. The camera picks up this conversation as it zooms in.)

Chaos: Listen, Tricia....the Elite Players aren't the same without you.....I want you to come back and I want us all to be close again, like it was before all this shit happened....*pause* Kristian and Karnage...Casey, they all feel the same way.....*pause* Because I care about you....and your place is with the Elite Players....*pause* C'mon.....don't make me do this.....

(The scene fades back out again, with the picture still of Chaos talking but you can't hear what he's saying.)

Carlson: Looks like Chaos is still trying to get Tricia back here, we've got to take a break, when we come back, the GFWA Lightweight Title will be on the line as Doc Holiday will face off against "Live Wire" Sean Casey!!! Don't go anywhere!! We'll be right back!!!!!

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

(The scene fades back in from commercial.)

Carlson: Welcome back to Thursday Mayhem, folks....it's about time for the Main Event of the evening...the GFWA Lightweight Title will be up for grabs, Dave....as Doc Holiday and Sean Casey will go toe-to-toe for the title....let's send it over to Heather O'Connell as she's ready to introduce the two competitors....

Doc Holiday vs. "Live Wire" Sean Casey
(GFWA Lightweight Title Match)

O'Connell: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the GFWA Lightweight Title!!! Introducing first, the challenger....he hails from Cincinnati, Ohio....standing 6 feet 1 inches tall and weighing in at 227 pounds....he is the "Live Wire", SEAN CASEY!!!!!

("Aliens Exist" by Blink 182 plays as Casey enters the arena. The lights go down and bright yellow lights fill the rampway. He's pumping the crowd up as he makes his way down to the ring.)

O'Connell: And his opponent, he hails from Oakland, California....standing 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighing 209 pounds....he is the reigning GFWA Lightweight Champion.....he is....DOC HOLIDAY!!!!

("My Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks up as Doc Holiday enters the arena. He is walking down the ramp with the Lightweight title around his waist. He gets in the ring, takes the belt off and hands it to the referee as the bell rings.)

Carlson: Alright now....this match is for the GFWA Lightweight Title....here we go now....Doc starts off here....he locks it up with Casey, now Casey switching it around and he gets Doc here...side headlock....reversal by Doc and he gets Casey in an armbar....Casey with a backflip and he reverses it!!! Nice manuever!

Hadder: Gotta stay on your toes with these lightweights, Bruce, you NEVER know what they're capable of!

Carlson: Casey now wrenching the armbar in, Doc trying to reverse it here....Casey now with an irish whip, reversal by Doc, off the ropes goes Casey, Doc with a leapfrog here....back off the ropes again is Casey here....Oh!!! Nice drop toe hold and that sends Casey's face down to the mat!!!

Hadder: Great move there by Doc, Casey on the ground now...oops, not for long, back on his feet here....

Carlson: Casey now back on his feet, scrambling away from Doc, regaining his bearings....now moving back in here, Doc and Casey lock it back up....collar and elbow tieup, now Casey with a armdrag take down on Doc here, Doc quickly back up....OH!! Another hiptoss this time by Casey and he sends Doc down to the mat, it's fast and furious!!!

Hadder: Nice combination of quick moves here by Casey....now Doc getting to his feet...OH!! Nice dropkick by Casey and that sends Doc all the way to the outside here....

Carlson: Casey now going to the outside here....Doc getting to his feet....no wait, baseball slide by Casey and he kicks Doc hard here!!! Doc went flying back and hit the security railing....that had to hurt!

Hadder: Yeah, right near the masses of people.....hey, careful, Doc, they all smell like tacos! *laughs*

Carlson: Hey, don't talk about the good people of Albequerque like that....they've been very hospitable to the GFWA here....

Hadder: Speak for yourself, I got a room at the local Motel 6, what about you? *laughs*

Carlson: Let's concentrate on the match, shall we, Mad One? Casey now with Doc on the outside, the ref being a little lenient with the count here, not counting either man out here so we can have a champion....now, Casey and Doc moving back inside the ring....

Hadder: I mean, Motel 6 is nice....for roaches! *laughs*

Carlson: Dave! Please....we're tryin' to call this match here....Casey now with Doc, irish whip and Doc goes off the ropes....OH!! Nice powerslam by Casey and he gets a quick pin in here....1, 2, NO!! Doc kicks out but we nearly had a new Lightweight champ there!

Hadder: I don't think there's even a continental breakfast in the morning, Bruce! *cries*

Carlson: Ok, folks, it seems I've lost my partner to the perils of Motel 6....let's keep going without him then.....Doc back up here, slowly, as Casey moves in here....with a few punches to the face, moving Doc back into a corner....OH!! Nice standing head scissors takedown by Doc in retaliation and that slows down Casey here....

Hadder: I love those little bagels at some continental breakfasts....with some cereal....mmm-mmm good!

Carlson: Bagels, Dave? C'mon, snap out of it man! Doc and Casey back up here, this has been a great match so far, just what we've come to expect from the very competitive division that is the Lightweight class in the GFWA....the two men circling each other again here....

Hadder: And...and....you can read the paper while you eat your breakfast....some hotels even provide you with a complimentary paper....that's so nice of them....

Carlson: My God, man!!! Please, enough about the hotel you're stayin' at, for the love of Pete! *laughs* Casey now with Doc here, right hands to the face of Doc Holiday here....pushing him back to the ropes...now an irish whip this time....Doc comes off the ropes...and into a spinebuster!!! WOW!! What a move by Casey there!!!

Hadder: Damn Motel 6 and their roach-infested rooms.....oh well, Bruce, has anyone won this match yet? *laughs*

Carlson: Dave? Have you been beamed back to reality here, buddy? *laughs* No, nobody's won the match, but Casey is looking sharp here....Casey now back up and he's going to the top rope here....

Hadder: So he is....did I mention how much I hate Motel 6...? *laughs*

Carlson: Actually you did, Dave, and I'd appreciate it if you'd can that if it's all the same to you.....Casey here.....OH!!! Nice centon splash from the top rope and he now goes to pin Doc Holiday here....1, 2, NO!!!! Man that was close, Doc nearly got beat here....Doc doesn't look his best here....

Hadder: No, he doesn't Bruce, but who am I to know? *laughs*

Carlson: Wait a second here.....Doc just whispered something to Casey??? What's going on here....Doc is down on the ground.....Look!!! Casey's signalling for the Liveshooter!!!! He's snapping it on Doc here!!!! He's got it!!!!!!!!!! LOOK!!!! DOC'S TAPPING OUT!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!! "LIVE WIRE" SEAN CASEY IS THE NEW GFWA LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!

Hadder: Just like that, Bruce?? A wise man say.....if it looks like fish, and smells like fish....it must be fishy....and somethin' definately smells fishy here....Doc's up here....seemingly NOT upset.....what's going on???

("Aliens Exist" kicks up again inside the arena as the ref hands Casey the belt.)

Carlson: For once, Dave, I think you're right, something definately is up here.....wait, out from the back!!! It's Biggunn here!!! What's he doing here??? Biggunn is getting in the ring.....he's pushing around Doc Holiday here, something's going on....

Hadder: Look now!! It's Chaos!!! He's out from the back and now getting inside the ring with a steel chair.....he tosses it to Biggunn....*SMACK!* OH MY!!!!

Carlson: OH MY is right!!! Big Chaotic Kick to the face of Biggunn with him holding that chair, that's the trademark of Chaos, Dave, and Biggunn goes down....and look!!! Doc is stomping away on Biggunn along with Casey and Chaos here!!! Are we seeing what I think we're seeing here???

Hadder: I don't know....but it looks as if The Elite Players stable has just gotten bigger by one, and that one is Doc Holiday!!!

(As soon as the three men know Biggunn is out cold, Chaos turns to Doc Holiday and pulls out a chain with a silver pendant "D" on it. Doc picks up the steel chair and holds it.)

Chaos: Doc Holiday....since you were so kind and laying down for Casey here....and making him the new GFWA Lightweight Champion....I think have something for you, my friend....

Carlson: It is Doc Holiday, Dave, Doc Holiday is joinin' the Elite Players....

(Casey holds the steel chair up....then....)

Carlson: *SMACK!* OH MY GOD!!! Chaos just gave the Chaotic Kick to Doc Holiday!!!! Casey took the chair away from Doc and held it up while Chaos kicked it and nailed Doc Holiday, knocking him out cold here!!!!!

Hadder: I knew it!! That's the 2nd member from BiG2k that Chaos has flat rejected as Elite Player material!!! He's making a habit of this, I think!! *laughs*

Carlson: Chaos and Casey are stomping on Doc now, Biggunn is getting up here!!!! Now Chaos and Casey are scampering to the back, Casey with Lightweight title in hand.....it would appear as if Doc laid down for Casey, but it back-fired on Doc and now he's not a member of the Elite Players either!!! Well folks, we're out of time, so we need to check out, but be sure and check in when the GFWA returns to live action on Saturday night, as Rumble airs live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, from a sold-out Skydome!!! What a night that should be as the Biggunn returns home as the Heavyweight Champion....until then this is Bruce Carlson, for Dave Hadder, saying goodnight from Albequerque, New Mexico, where this has been a presentation of the GFWA, For Serious Efed Wrestlers Only!!! Goodnight from New Mexico!!!!!

(The scene fades out as Biggunn is up, looking at Chaos and Casey laugh their way up the ramp. The scene then fades to the GFWA logo on the screen....

....as it fades out, the next television program starts up.)