"I can’t believe we got arrested for kidnapping
ourselves!"
Piper
-That 70's Episode
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"Prue, the Book-of-S-Shad-ables."
Phoebe
-The Power of Two
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"Thank you Mr. Spock!"
Prue
-That 70's Episode
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"Great. Generation 666"
Phoebe
-Love hurts
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"Oh great. Just what we need. More toxic waste in our sewers."
Prue
-Blind Sided
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"Maturity sucks, doesn’t it?!"
Prue
-That 70's Episode
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At certain times in our life, a cold shower is probably a good thing"
Piper
-Wedding From Hell
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"Oh look....front clasp bra! She means business!"
Phoebe
-Wicca Envy
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"Yeah! He's undressing you with his mind, and he's down to white
cotton!"
Prue
-From Fear To Eternity
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"Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you"
Piper
-The Wendigo
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"Well, my head spun around and I vomited split pea soup. How should I
know?"
Phoebe
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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" No! Wait, I've got buns in the oven!"
Piper
-Wedding From Hell
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"Well, Piper's definitely not home unless she turned into a cat."
Prue
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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"Stella, we are getting our groove back!"
Phoebe
-Love Hurts
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"Uh, water? I don't know maybe just a little? Yeah, you know, just out
of curiousity. If you were at the water shut off valve, where would you
be?."
Phoebe
-When Bad Warlocks Go Good
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"And we didn’t even have to get naked."
Phoebe
-Witch Trial
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"Wait a sec last week we had NO dad, and now we have TWO?!"
Piper
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"Just don't call me mom!"
Piper
-The Fourth Sister
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"Mom would have to knock before she came in to your dreams!"
Piper
-From Fear To Eternity
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"So that wolfgang-puck knock-off didn't hire you then?"
Prue
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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"Okay, I'm freaking! I'm freaking!.....There's a reason why my resume is
only three sentences long."
Phoebe
-The Wendigo
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"Is it just me, or is this attic getting awfully crowed lately?"
Piper
-Witch Trial
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"Don't make me use my magic on you."
Prue
-Deja Vu All Over Again
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"hello, Paranoia Chick!"
Phoebe
-The Fourth Sister
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"Prue's Party Tips: Meet, Greet and Bail."
Phoebe
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"I think I'm having an aneurism."
Phoebe
-Deja Vou All Over Again
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"Demons now, drooling later!"
Piper
-Witch Trial
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"It's a supernatural freaky friday."
Phoebe
-Love Hurts
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"Something tells me they're not the "ringing-the-bell"
type!"
Prue
-When Bad Warlocks Go Good
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"Okay. I may not be an expert but I think this is the time when somebody
hides."
Phoebe
-Which Prue Is It Anyway?
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"I thought I'd have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress
backwards."
Piper
-Deja Vou All Over Again
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"What happened? Is the ghost toast?"
Phoebe
-The Power Of Two
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"Last one. My turn. This time I don't fire until I see slobber on its
face."
Phoebe
-The Wendigo
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"Every year! What a klutz! At least this year I can freeze him, so I can
spare myself the cleanup!"
Piper
-That 70's Episode
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"A couple of dates not picking up the cheque, that's a slump. This is
more like a sucking void."
Prue
-Love Hurts
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"Prue, I'm not nuts....Ok, maybe just a little, but that's irrelevant
here!"
Phoebe
-Deja Vou All Over Again
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"Ok, I came, I saw, I was perky. Now I just want my head on a
pillow."
Prue
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"What did I do? Premonition the man to death?"
Prue
-Morality Bites
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"Where's Buffy when you need her?"
Phoebe
-The Power Of Two
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"We're locked in this house and our sister is trying to kill us!"
Piper
-Is There A Woogy In The House?
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"First of all, nobody should be in those shoes."
Prue
-From Fear To Eternity
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"I'm not even married, and already I'm a housewife!"
Phoebe
-The Power Of Two
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"You guys take for granted that I'm your innocent Yellow Pages."
Phoebe
-Love Hurts
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"No problem for I bear the power of...one."
Piper
-The Wendigo
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"What was that? Oh yeah - Freebie."
Prue
-Love Hurts
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"You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz."
Andy
-Deja Vou All Over Again
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"Am I the only one in this family who has inhertited the take a chance
gene?"
Phoebe
-The Witch Is Back
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"Sorry the dead man on your your driveway is such an inconvience."
Andy
-The Wedding From Hell
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"But your going to die! Oh that didn't come out right."
Phoebe
-Dead Man Dating
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"We could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us, or we could remember
to lock the door."
Prue
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"I think I've got a way to take some of the Disney out of our lives."
Phoebe
-Which Prue Is It Anyway?
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"Looks like a Kodak moment to me!"
Phoebe
-The Witch Is Back
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" And tell them what? That we're witches, that some freak with powers
beyond comprehension is trying to kill us."
Piper
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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"Piper I was wrong. The spell calls for cyan pepper not black pepper. Did I
say spell? I... I meant recipe. We are so busted aren't we?"
Phoebe
-Dream Sorcerer
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"Stuffed animals without eyeballs. Dolly's that look like they've been
through the mill once or twice."
Piper
-Secrets And Guys
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"Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes. Yes. If that is what I told you then
yes."
Piper
-Morality Bites
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"We barely got away as it was. Is. Will be. You know I've never been good
with tenses."
Prue
-That 70's Episode
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" Ahh. Do your ears ring when you do that?"
Prue
-Love Hurts
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"Stop worrying. You'll get wrinkles."
Phoebe
-I've Got You Under My Skin
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"I'm no angel. I'm a witch. But don't tell my sisters I told you."
Phoebe
-Dream Sorcerer
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"Just don't let him touch you."
Leo
-Love Hurts
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"Become fugitives?! Something tells me that's not the best way to go
around protecting the innocent."
Piper
-Wicca Envy
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"Good thing she had a short name."
Piper
-The Painted World
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Prue
-The Wendigo
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"Yeah, she's probably the one who stole the cat in the first place!"
Prue
-The Fourth Sister
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"How many times do I have to tell you that I'm a good witch?"
Prue
-The Painted World
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"So, witches forever?"
Prue
-Wicca Envy
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"I hate being a witch!"
Piper
-I've Got You Under My Skin
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"Kinda like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson."
Piper
-The Wendigo
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"Not as long as I still thought of you as my little girls."
Victor (the sisters's dad)
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"There’s no way we would let that happen in the past, present or
future."
Prue
-Morality Bites
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"That Book is a magnet for evil."
Victor
-Thank You For Not Morphing
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"She said something about using it to guide you through the shadow..."
Piper
-Is There A Woogy In The House?
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"If you ran an employment agency, wouldn't you want me?"
Phoebe
-Wicca Envy
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"All the vanquishing, think of the wear and tear."
Piper
-Morality Bites
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"And this is Kit the cat."
Phoebe
-Witch Trial
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"It was the last thing I said to her before she died."
Prue
-From Fear To Eternity
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"Even my faults were perfect."
Piper
-Dream Sorcerer
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"Were you vanquished by the Charmed Ones?"
Abraxas
-Witch Trial"I never touched Rogerr."
Phoebe
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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"I have a power too, you know."
Phoebe
-The Power Of Two
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"Yeah...and she is wearing Armani! Where did she get that?"
Prue
-I've Got You Under My Skin
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"Screw you, b*tch."
Piper
-The Wendigo
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"Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it evil."
Phoebe
-Morality Bites
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"Oh, some woman got whacked."
Phoebe
-Something Wicca This Way Comes
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"What, psychic providence?"
"We're talking about your life, Phoebe."
Prue
-Morality Bites
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If you want to be a nun, godspeed."
Phoebe
-When Bad Warlocks Go Good
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"You picked his pocket."
Prue
The Painted World
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"Look on the bright side. You won't have to squint your eyes
anymore."
Phoebe
-Blind Sided
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"It's a relinquishment spell. If we read it aloud, it takes away all our
powers."
Piper
-Wicca Envy