Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.-Tanach

Behind every good man, is a woman rolling her eyes. ~ Bruce Almighty

Better a silly girl with a flower then a silly boy with a stick and a horse. It's called a lance! Hello!?~ A Knight's Tale

Girlfriends are the best thing that ever happened to this planet.- Natalie Cole

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there's something wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

He treats her like porcelain. And I told him like porcelain, if you drop it will be hurt and broken into pieces.-Tamara Moskvina

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With passing years -- only grows.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies.
I say,It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips. I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room, Just as cool as you please,
And to a man, The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees.
I say,It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered, What they see in me
They try so much, But they can't touch
My inner mystery., When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style. I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand, Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about, Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing, It ought to make you proud.
I say, It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand,
The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me!

Though we adore men individually. We agree that as a group they're rather stupid. ~Mary Poppins

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.

You look like a girl!
That's what I am, half-wit!
Yeah, but today you look it! ~ Ever After

When a guy sweeps you off your feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt.

Oh! If I just wasn't a lady! What wouldn't I tell that varmint!~ Scarlett in "Gone With The Wind"

Oh, come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em! -Dirty Dancing