1) Your father lost his job this morning
I didn't lose my job...It's not like, oops where did my job go...I quit! ~ American Beauty

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. -Mary Kay Ash

All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Uh, don't you mean 'or'?
*sigh* Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground.
Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.~ The Emperor's New Groove

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
~J.R.R. Tolkien

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women in it are merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' just escape your lips? ~ The Princess Bride

Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you. -Alfred Smith

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

And remember this, never forget this; when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy. ~ The Princess Bride

And that's the way the cookie crumbles. ~ Bruce Almighty

And you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between ,and you're back again only different than before... after the Sky. -Into the Woods

Another turning point, a fork in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson in learn in time.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of you life. ~ Green Day

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

As man acts, God reacts. ~ Ba'al Shem Tov

As you wish. ~ The Princess Bride

Be the change you want to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

B-E-A-utiful!!!! ~ Bruce Almighty

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Oh, this would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! ~Shrek

But how can you know what you want 'til you get what you want and see if you like it? ~ Into the Woods

Can you keep a secret?
Yes, of course!
Good...so can I! ~Maid in Manhattan

Careful the things you say, children will listen.
Careful the things you do, children will see. And learn.
Children may not obey, but children will listen.
Children will look to you for which way to turn, to learn what to be.
Careful before you say, "Listen to me." Children will listen.
Careful the wish you make, wishes are children.
Careful the path they take - wishes come true, not free.
Careful the spell you cast, not just on children.
Sometimes the spell may last beyond what you can see and turn against you.
Careful the tale you tell. That is the spell. Children will listen. ~ Into the Woods

Cecile: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island. ~ Cruel Intentions

Characters live to be noticed, people with character notice how they live.

Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.

Classic: A book which people praise and don't read. ~ Mark Twain

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day that says, "I will try again tomorrow."

Danielle: You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
Prince Henry: And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.~ Ever After

Describe your perfect date.
That's a tough one. I'd hafta say April 25th...because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. ~ Miss Congeniality

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Distance doesn't matter; it is only the first step that is difficult.---Marquise du Deffand

Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you can. ~ John Wesley

Do not belittle or disregard those who are different than you, for without them you would cease to be special.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do what you can, with what you can, where you are. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you!? ~ Remember the Titans

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -Robert Frost

Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
What happened?
He lived happily ever after. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.

Don't listen to those who say it's not done that way. Maybe it's not but maybe you will. - Neil Simon

Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for the pot of gold.

Don't play what's there, play what's not there.~ Miles Davis

Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ~ The Princess Bride

Don't try to become great; be great now, and discover that excellence is a reward you don't need others to confirm.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day, you may look back and realize they were the big things. -Robert Brault

Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years to come.

Every knot was once straight rope. Into the Woods

Every man dies, but not every man really lives. - Braveheart

Everybody look left. Everybody look right. Everywhere you look, I'm standing spotlight! ~ The Lion King

Everybody needs a hand to hold. - John Mellancamp

Everybody needs somebody to remind them who they really are. -Billy Wyaft, Stealing Home

Everyone has to be something to somebody to be anybody; anybody that tries to be everything to everybody is nothing to anybody.

Everyone tries to define this thing called Character. It's not hard. Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking. ---J.C. Watts

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. --Steven Wright

Excuse me? Are you talking to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not today. You're getting your wishes, boy, so SIT DOWN!!! ~Aladdin

Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -Aldous Huxley

Fate has a way of changing just when you don't want it to. -Amanda Marshall

Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.

Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours. -Swedish Proverb

Feelings change - memories don't.

Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.- Legolas The Lord of the Rings

For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do. - Jerry Lewis

Forget me not when our time here has passed, and we must go on in our separate ways.
Forget me not when the sun sets once more on me here with you far away.
Forget me not as the days gone by turn to years, as days often do.
Forget me not, for I know in my heart that I will never forget you.

Give others freedom to be themselves. Appreciate the differences between their ways and yours.

Go the extra mile ... it's never crowded.

God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me.

Good times are never gone; they're always there to look back on.

Good, better, best-Never stop until your good is better and your better best.

Grant me the severity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.

Growing old is mandatory and growing up is optional.

Hakuna matata. What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna matata. Ain't no passing craze. It's a problem free...philosophy. Hakuna matata. ~ The Lion King

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got. -Garth Brooks

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.-Albert Einstein

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!- The Princess Bride

Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes....land, no. - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

How can you say luck and chance are the same? Chance is the first step you take, luck is what comes afterwards. Amy Tan

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the stirring and tolerant of both the weak and strong because someday in life you will have been one of these. - George W. Carver

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? -- Satchell Paige

How silent the woods would be if only the best birds sang.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. -Anne Frank

I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don't know.
And what is that?
I am not left handed. ~ The Princess Bride

I always knew we'd laugh looking back on the times we cried, but never though we'd cry looking back on the times we laughed.

I am happy and content because I think I am.

I am NOT suffering from insanity... I happen to be enjoying myself!

I am the king of the world. ~ Titanic

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.~ H. L. Mencken

I came here to tell you tonight that this can't continue.
Then you should've worn a different dress. ~Maid in Manhattan

I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass. - Counting Crows

I do ballet because it has nothing to do with the people. Give me tiaras and boys in tights any day.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Do you always start your conversations this way? ~ The Princess Bride

I don't know half of you as well as I should like and I like less then half of you as well as you deserve. ~Bilbo Baggins

I don't know how to thank you guys.
I don't know WHY to thank you guys!~ The Muppet Movie

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. - Bill Cosby

I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way.

I had another fight with Bruce today, I slammed the phone down on him. I don't know why I do that-I'm never finished saying what I want to, so I just have to call him back, during which I inevitably work myself up into another frenzy and hang up on him again. That poor man doesn't know what to do with me. I don't think people like me work at Citibank." The Normal Heart

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. ~ 10 Things I Hate About You

I have class and you don't. ~ The Parent Trap

I just can't wait to be king! ~ The Lion King

I laugh in the face of danger. HA HA HA HA HA! ~ The Lion King

I learned what is obvious to a child. That life is simply a collection of little lives, each lived one day at a time. That each day should be spent finding beauty in flowers and poetry and talking to animals. That a day spent with dreaming and sunsets and refreshing breezes cannot be bettered. But most of all, I learned that life is about sitting on benches next to ancient creeks with my hand on her knee, and sometimes, on good days, for falling in love.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.--Franklin D. Roosevelt

I think, I hope, I pray. ~Erin Leigh Underwood

I will always remember the times that we've shared together where ever you go, whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you.

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough Hello's to get you through the final Good-bye. I wish you enough. I wish you good fortune in whatever endeavors are most important to you. - Talking to Dragons

I would never live someone else's life before I've really lived mine.

I�m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.-Thomas Jefferson

I'd cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood just a little higher from the ground. ~ Eomer The Fellowship of the Ring

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. -Milton Berle

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.- Simon and Garfunkel, El Condor Pasa

If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper that did his job well.-- Martin Luther King

If anything is to be achieved, it must be attempted.

If God brought you to it, he�ll bring you through it.

If I am not for myself, who is for me? If I care only for myself then what am I? If not now when?

If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are.

If I could reach up into the sky and hold a star for every time you made me happy, I'd have the entire night sky in my hands!

If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.- Albert Einstein

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. Zoolander

If this movie isn't good I won't be able to live with myself!
You'll have to get a separate apartment then won't you? ~ The Muppet Movie

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Steven Wright

If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. ~ Thomas Edison.

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant, if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. -Anne Bradstreet

If what you want is to help someone rise from the mud and filth, don't think it is enough to stand on top and offer a hand by reaching down. You must go down yourself, down into the mud and filth itself. Then take the person with your strong grip and pull both of you out into the light.~ Rabbi Solomon ben Meir

If you aim at nothing, you'll be sure to hit it.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

If you are going through hell, keep going. -- Sir Winston Churchill

If you can imagine it, You can achieve it. If you can dream it, You can become it. -William Arthur Ward

If you can't have the best of everything, make the best of everything you have.

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.-- Yiddish Proverb

If you get lost in a book, everything that�s bothering you just goes away. ~Brandon Keefe

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish folk saying

If you want somethin' done, you've got to do it yourself. -The Little Mermaid

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. Dolly Parton

If you were a fish and I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom and bring you good luck.

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?--Stephen Levine

If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do.
I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
That does put a damper on our relationship. ~ The Princess Bride

I'll eat some breakfast, then change the world! - Tracy Turnblad, 'Hairspray'

I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced-buffoon! ~ The Princess Bride

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip they butt too. They won't know which way they goin'. ~ Shrek

I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay ~Dave Matthews

I'm going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!
You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going: Hollywood!
Sure, if you want to do it the easy way! ~ The Muppet Movie

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife. ~ The Princess Bride

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.- Louisa May Alcoft

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. --Albert Schweitzer

In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. - Francis Bacon

INCONCEIVABLE! You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ~ The Princess Bride

Inigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss....I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? - The Princess Bride

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

It is important to live each day with a positive perspective. It is not wise to pretend problems do not exist, but it is wise to look beyond the problem to the possibilities that are in it. When Goliath came against the Israelites, the soldiers all thought, "He's so big, we can never kill him." But David looked at the same giant and thought, "He's so big, I can't miss him."

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. ~ The Princess Bride

It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. ~ Howard Ruff

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.- Albert Einstein

It's a wonderful thought that some of the best days of your life haven't happened yet.

It's good to shut up sometimes.-Marcel Marceau

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.--Walt Disney

It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues so bad. ~ The Muppet Movie

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either. ~ American Beauty

It's talking! Merry, the tree is talking! ~Peregrin Took, The Fellowship of the Ring

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.-- REM, It's The End Of The World As We Know It

I've got to be where my spirit can be free.
Gotta find my corner of the sky. - Stephen Schartz

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

I've kissed a guy... I've kissed guys. I just haven't felt that thing.... That thing... that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, 'cause you feel so lucky that you�ve found it, and so scared that it'll go away all at the same time.

Just remember, there are many more important things in the world. Many, many more important things. I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure they're out there. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.- Helen Keller

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

Large streams from little fountains flow, tall oaks from little acorns grow. - David Everett

Laughter is good for the soul.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it. ~ Irving Berlin

Life is a challenge - Meet it.
Life is a gift - Accept it.
Life is a game - Play it.
Life is a puzzle - Solve it.
Life is a song-sing it.
Life is a dream-realize it.
Life is a sacrifice-offer it.
Life is a promise - Fulfill it.
Life is an opportunity - Take it.
Life is Love - Enjoy it. -Sai Baba

Life is full of many aisles and you can always change your seat.

Life is like a hot bath-the longer you stay in it, the more wrinkled you get.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -Rose Kennedy

May there always be a warm wind to your back and sunshine on your face.

May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rug, and may you stay forever young. - Bob Dylan

May you live as long as you want, but never want as long as you live.

Maybe we could meet again, further down the river, and share what we've both discovered, then revel in the view. ~ Incubus

Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open. -Lord Thomas Dewar

Most new discoveries are suddenly seen things that were always there. Susanne K. Langer

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. ~ Billy Madison

My dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

My momma always says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.~ Forest Gump

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. -- Jessica Alba

Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before. ~ The Matrix

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world, indeed it's the only thing that ever has.- Margaret Mead

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.- Rev. Jesse Jackson

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Never underestimate the power of denial. ~ American Beauty

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.- Aesop

No great work is impossible. The word it self says I'm possible.

No matter what you do, do your best at it. If you are going to be a bum, be the best bum there is.

No parent should have to bury their child ~Theoden The Fellowship of the Ring

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. ~Stanislaus Lezczynski

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

Not all who wander are lost. -J. R. R. Tolkien

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.- Albert Einstein

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced. - James Baldwin

Nothing last forever not the mountains or the seas ... but the times we've spent together will always be with me.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Of course he had a gun. This is Texas. Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun! ~ Miss Congeniality

Oh if life were made of moments, even now and then a bad one, but if life were made of moments then you'd never know you'd had one. ~ Into the Woods

Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugugalizer I am.
A what?
A eugugalizer-one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugugoly is?~ Zoolander

OK, we've been going along this black line, then we crossed this red line.
Why don't we take that blue line?
We can't take that, that's a river. ~ The Muppet Movie

Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

One fish, two fish, goy fish, Jew fish. ~Will & Grace

Only if you have been in the trenches of the deepest valley can you truly know what if feels like to reach the highest peak. -Richard Nixon

Opportunity dances with those who are ready on the dance floor.---H. Jackson Brown

Our greatest glory is not never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Confucius

Ours not to reason why. Ours but to do and die.-Alfred Lord Tennyson

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.~ Groucho Marx

Pain and suffering is inevitable, being miserable is optional. - Art Clanin

People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

People say that it can't work--black and white. But here we make it work everyday. We have our disagreements of course, but before we reach for hate-always, always we remember the Titans! ~ Remember the Titans

Real leaders are ordinary people with imagination.

Reality is imagination with action.

Reflect on what you stand for, if you don't stand for anything, step aside. -Kenneth Cole

Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost. ---Kaleel Jamison

Remember me because you want to, not because you have to.

Remember those old signs that said "Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life?" Well, that's true except for one day: The day you die! ~ American Beauty

Remember: Always follow your heart. Even though it is on the left, it is almost always right.

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.~ "Wizard of Oz"

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.- Albert Einstein

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars. - Les Brown

Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? - Happy Gilmore

Show 'em what you can do, Animal!
Eat drums! Eat drums!
No, No, Animal, BEAT drums, BEAT drums! ~ The Muppet Movie

Simba: What's a motto?
Timone: Nothing, what's a matter with you?~ The Lion King

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

Some will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.

Sometimes the best helping hand you can get is a good, firm push.-- Joann Thomas

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. ~ American Beauty

Sometimes your heaven is hell and you don't know why, -Aerosmith

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. ~ Mark Knopfler

Stop being so counterproductive�. Will you quite teaching her these big words before she choke on one?~ Bring It On

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!~ The Matrix

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

Stupid is as stupid does.~ Forest Gump

Sunny days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain
Joy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain
Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred-- 50 Cent

Surrender!
You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ~ The Princess Bride

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. ~ Sir Isaac Newton

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Tell me. I'll forget. Show me, I may remember. But involve me and I'll understand. - Chinese Proverb
That's the way things really are! You just don't know because you're this pampered little *suburban* chick.
So are you! You've only been in Seventeen once, and you looked fat, so stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!
God! I am SO sick of people taking their insecurities out on ME! ~ American Beauty

Bear left.
Right frog. ~ The Muppet Movie

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.

The biggest mistake is believing that there is one right way to listen, to talk, to have a conversation - or a relationship.

The body says what words cannot. - Martha Graham

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.-Michael Konda

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -- Walter Bagehot

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. ---Ellen Hubbard

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

The hardest battle you are ever going to have to fight is the battle to be just you. - Leo Buscaglia

The loser sneeze is out, wait do they still do that in Kentucky? No, homemade bombs and guns but no loser sneeze~ Bring It On

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.--Chinese proverb

The more faith you have the more you believe. The more goals you set the more you achieve, so reach for the stars and pick a mountain to climb, dare to think big and give yourself time, how futile things seem but with faith there is no impossible dream.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. -- Doug Larson

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. --Dorothy Nevill

The rocks and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet. Our only wish to catch a fish So juicy Sweeeeeeeet" ~ Smeagol/Gollum Fellowship of the Ring

The thing is, nobody can give us a better life but ourselves, if you wait for someone to make you happy you will never be.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. --James A. Garfield

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands in times of challenge. -Martin Luther King Jr.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.~ Mignon McLaughlin

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are." --Frederick L Collins

There are two very difficult things in the world. One is to make a name for oneself and the other is to keep it. Walter Schumann

There is a crack in everything. That�s how the light gets in. ~ Leonard Cohen

There is no future there is no past, I live each moment as my last.- Rent

There is no spoon. ~The Matrix

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

There's more to be seen then can ever be seen, more to do then can ever be done.~ The Lion King

There's only one thing worse than the man who will argue over anything, and that's the man who will argue over nothing.--Laurence Peter

These aren't spirit fingers... These are spirit fingers!!~ Bring It On

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Things turn out the best for those who make the best out of the way things turn out.

This above all; to thine own self be true. -William Shakespeare

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves." -James Barrie

Those who cannot find the strength to survive bad times will not discover good times. ~Hasidic saying

Time will do the talking, years will do the walking, I'll just find a comfy spot and wait it out. - Patty Griffin

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon

To make a rainbow you need both rain and sunshine.

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.~ Star Wars

Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.- Maurice Seitter

Trust is very difficult to build and very easy to destroy. Thomas J Waston Sr.

Trust others and believe in yourself. Trust yourself and believe in others.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. ~Return of the Jedi

Two roads diverged in a wood and I --I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. ~ Dr. Seuss

Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. -Henry Van Dyke

We aim above the mark to hit the mark. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. ~Tim McGraw

We are all faced with great opportunities brilliantly disguised as immobile situations.

We are the Titans; the Mighty, Mighty Titans. Everywhere we go the people whanna know, who we are, were we came from. We are the Titans; the mighty, mighty Titans. ~ Remember the Titans

We cannot become who we need to be, by remaining who we are. Invent yourself everyday.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~ Will Rodgers

We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.--David Weatherford

We fought hard. We gave it our best. We did what was right. And we made a difference. - Geraldine Ferraro

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice--that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it. ~ Sydney J. Harris

We have so much time, and so little to do - strike that! Reverse it. ~ Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

We make our decisions, and then our decisions turn around and make us.---R. W. Boreham

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

We need four hugs a day for survival. We need eight hugs a day for maintenance. We need twelve hugs a day for growth. -Virginia Satir

We only do well the things we like doing.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.~Friedrich Nietzsche

We tell lies when we are afraid...afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows stronger - Anonymous

Well, what's that got to do with it, you can have pancakes any damn time of night you want! Come on in, you want some breakfast? The Notebook

Well, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind. You don't pull on the mask of old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim. - Jim Croce, You Don't Mess Around With Jim.

We've shared the laughter and the pain and we even shed the tears. You're the only one who really knew me at all. - Phil Collins

What did you do that for?
It doesn't matter its in the past
Well it hurt.
Yes the past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can run from it or... learn from it (hits him with the stick and he ducks)... there see. ~ The Lion King
What do you think of making Vicky part of our family?
Part of OUR family? Oh, I think that's a wonderful idea.
You do?
I do. I've always wanted to have a sister.
No, honey. See, you're missing the whole point.
You're going to adopt Vicky!
No, honey. I don't want to adopt her. I'm going to marry her.~ The Parent Trap

What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?... LUAU!!! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy, Pumba, here because he is a treat...come on down and dine on this tasty swine all you have to do is get in line. Aaaare you achin? For some bacon? He's a big pig...You can be a big pig too...OOH!!! ~ The Lion King

What goes up must come down.
Spinning wheel got to go round.
Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a crying sin.
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin. ~ Spinning Wheel

What is too heavy for you, don�t lift. ~ Ben Sira

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say --Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable-if anything is excellent or praiseworthy-think about such things.

When going to hide, know how to get there.
And how to get back.
And eat first. ~ Into the Woods

When I start comparing myself to every stranger I pass on the street -- convinced that each one is thinner, richer, smarter, and happier than I am -- I will try to remember that they're looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing.

When one door closes, another door opens, but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the door that has opened for us.

When somebody hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again.

When we seek to discover the best in others, we some how bring out the best in ourselves.

When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Whenever two people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is. ---William James

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. -Henry Ford

Who are you?
No one of consequence.
I must know.
Get used to disappointment. ~ The Princess Bride

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap their hands, and the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry. - John Lennon

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. Plato

With each waking day you have the opportunity to ACT as if your life is a major production.
YOU get to be the director
YOU get to write the script
YOU get to be the producer
YOU get to be the STAR�

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, sing like no one can hear you, love like you've never been hurt, live as though heaven is on earth.

Would you consider me as an alternative to suicide? ~ The Princess Bride

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present!

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.-Ziggy

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright

You didn't slay the Dragon? It's on my to-do list. ~Shrek

You don't get to choose how you're going to die or when, but you can only decide how you're going to live.- Joan Baef

You got into Harvard for Law?
What? Like it's hard?~ Legally Blonde

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best you have to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You have to stand up for what you believe in. And sometimes you have to stand alone. ~ Queen Latifah

You know, we could say it backwards, which would be 'dociousallaexpilisticfragiicaliupus,' but that's going a little to far, don't you think? -Indubitably. ~Mary Poppins

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.~ Groucho in "Duck Soup"

You live life looking forward, you understand life looking backward.

You make SURE they remember FOREVER the night they played the Titans. ~ Remember the Titans

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. ~Beverly Sills

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

You need an objective observer to pass the story along.
Some of us don't like the way you've been telling it. ~ Into the Woods

You never know what you have until its gone. I wanted to know what I had so I got rid of everything. -Steven Wright

You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, you're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the Witch. You're the world. ~ Into the Woods