The not so famous quotes


Greg: "Pot dat shit Uncle!"
Me: "Pot....  that hurts."

"Ohh, about a deuce, deuce and a half."

"Fuckin Pigs."

Greg: "Wow, this is heavy!"
Me to Todd: "What the hell's he expect?  It's a wet towel!"

"What the hell's the matter with you?!?!"

"Just like elbow maceroni!"

after one of greg's golf shots landed on the green and rolled off:
Me:"Hey Greg, It rolled off."
Greg:"Thanks Uncle"

Mickley:"So Uncle, how do you get to VMI?"
Me:"By car???"

Todd:"That girl's hot!"
Me:"Yeah, but she's with a guy."
Greg:"No, it's her brother."
Mikey:"They're holding hands."
Greg:"Well, he's blind."

Greg:"So Uncle, how can you go out with all these girls if they are all your nieces?  Isn't that wrong?"
Me:"It's OK, I'm Mormon."

Housesitting is fun.
"Can dogs eat soft pretzels?"  then the dog pukes everywhere

"They're gonna love what we've done with the salt."


Best Break EVER!!
Todd: "Ohh, I dunno."
Uncle selective hearing: "NIDO???"

Soe: "She is here to feed the horses."
Me:"You have Porches?! What do you feed them?"

Some girl kept on coming upoto me at a party and rubing on my head and it was getting on my nerves soe Greg, in his infinite wisdom, come up with a plan to pretend I have to take a piss every time she comes around.  GENIOUS!!
Girl: "Oh, I love this" (rubbing my bald head)
Greg: "Hey uncle, you want me to hold your beer while you go piss?"
Girl after like second time Greg says that: "Oh, I get what's going on."  and stomps away
"Whenever someone is having fun, alarms go off all over VMI because nobody is allowed to have a good time."       
    - Brian Gorski  VMI '05
"The only good thing about today, is that is not as bad as tomorrow is going to be. Here the days just get worse."                           - Roy Perry  VMI '03
"We swear a lot. We have been known to drink a little heavily and recklessly from time to time, and we walk around with a certain confidence about us that can be more accurately described as only one thing: arrogance. So, I temporarily arrived at the conclusion that collectively we are a bunch of cocky, foul mouthed drunks."
                       - Wes Swank,             
                         Validictorian, VMI '03
"A body can only grow as big as the box that it is in, and the box will become that body's casket." - Brandon Turner  VMI '03
"You know why they call 'em stereotypes? Because they're true!"
           -  Matt Dowdy
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