| The Disciples and the Search for Garpan |
| While Moogoo was searching for Garpan, there were three men, Steve, Rich and Geoff, sitting in a basement eating potato skins. Soon, out of the power of the demigods, they realized their purpose: to be the disciples of Moogoo and Garpan. "Where is Garpan?" questioned Steve. Soon they found themselves on a hunt to find their demigods. They searched everywhere. "Garpan is not in Mike Cappola's car as we previously had thought," said Geoff. "He was not inside the radiator in the men's bathroom either," said Steve. "Nor was he in Nick Barrese's ass either," Rich replied. Steve and Geoff looked at Rich, puzzled. "Uh... not that I checked there or anything," Rich justified, "Nick told me." Steve and Geoff were satisfied. Soon afterward, a debauche from the Elven King's cottage told Steve some news. "Guys," Steve told the other disciples, "a debauche has told me that the Elven King is harboring Garpan!" (Gasp!) "Yes, he was playing techno music to torture him!" Steve exclaimed. It's a known fact that the Elven king hates techno. So, the disciples planned to assault the cottage on the hill, the lair of the elf king Ed. They warned Ed that they would arrive at 8:02. But, because Garpan is the demigod of procrastination, they arrived at 8:09. They wore ninja masks. Rich and Steve carried fly swatters, Geoff used half a bannana. "Fear the Bannana!" Geoff yelled as they charged the cottage. The disciples made it up the hill. They rang the doorbell. They waited. They continued watiting. They rang the doorbell again. They waited. Finally, Ed's mother opened the door. "Can I help you?" she asked. "Uh, is Ed home?" asked Steve. "Ed!" Ed's mother yelled, "some men in ninja masks are here to see you." Ed came to the door. The disciples attacked him with all they had (flyswatters and half a banana). "Fear the banaba!" yelled Geoff. "Where is our demigod?" demanded Steve. "What are you talking about?" asked the Elven king. "You know very well of what we speak of," said Rich. "Fear the banana!" yelled Geoff. "I'm afraid I do not know of what you speak," replied Ed, "what does he look like?" "He is a large, seven-foot chinese man named Garpan," said Steve. The Elven King called to his mother, "mom, do we have a seven foot chinese man in the basement." "Yes," she replied. "Is his name Garpan?" questioned Ed. "No," said his mother. "Oh," said Rich, "then I guess you don't have him." The demigod harbored not Garpan, for it turned out that the large seven foot chinese man was a dark family secret that Ed previously knew not about. He was not Garpan. "Where is Garpan?" wondered the disciples. The Elven king decided to aid the disciples in their quest for their demigod. They continued to search. Trash cans, snapple bottles, Mike Cappola's car again (just to be safe), but to no avail. Soon Moogoo found the disciples and told them that the Bear king may be harboring Garpan, and (gasp!) starving him. "He may no longer be a corpulent, seven foot chinese man," Steve observed, "he may now be an emaciated, seven foot chinese man.!" The disciples and the Elven king decided to purchase many bananas, for use against the flatulent Bear king, who it is rumored is the incarnation of Lumberger chese. But before the disciples left for Costco to purchase the bananas, the Elven king confronted them. "I cannot continue on this quest any longer," said Ed, "I must leave, so that I may conquer the land of the Burger king." "But what of our alliance?" asked Geoff. "We will still remain friends, but I must expand beyond the cottage on the hill," replied Ed. So the disciples had to go on without Ed, which would prove to be a dificult task. They decided to enlist the help of Moogoo, but alas, he was nowhere to be found. "Where are our demigods?" wondered the disciples. They took their bananas and went to the lair of the Bear king. They spelled out "FEAR" with the bananas, so to frighten the Bear king. "Fear the banana!" said Geoff. The plan worked well. The Bear king was trapped in his lair. The disciples entered. "Where is our demigod?" the disciples asked angrilly. "Ah, Emma!" cried the Bear king, "Emma, help me!" The disciples raised their fly swatters, "Where is our demigod?!" "Oh my, I don't have him," confessed the Bear king, "where would I fit him." "Then who has him?" asked Rich. "I heard that Nazi Tim captured him," said the Bear king, "oh my." So the Elven king was gone, Moogoo was nowhere to be found, and Garpan was in the hands of the evil Nazi Tim. But the disciples persisited, they made their way towards Nazi Germany, the land of the Nazi Tim... To Be Continued... |