| The Elven King and Moogoo's Quest |
| The Elven King left the disciples to pursue the lands of the Burger King. He went to the Road of Posts in the Port of Chester, where the Burger king had his land. He entered the castle of the Burger king and defeated all his minions. In a split second, the pawns of the Burger king flew through the windows of the castle, spatulas in hand. The Elven King took the cardboard crown of the Burger king and placed it upon his head. He then proceded to eat a Whopper. While lounging around the castle of the Burger king, Ed had an unexpected visitor. Moogoo rushed in quickly and searched the garbage cans in a race to find his fellow demigod. "I must find Garpan!" said Moogoo. "Why such a rush?" asked Ed. "Because I heard the Nazi Tim may be looking for Garpan!" said Moogoo. "What's so bad about that?" asked Ed, obviously unaware of Tim's insanity and Tai Kwon Do power. "The Nazi Tim may attempt to use Garpan's power for evil purposes, such as killing Jews and other minorities," explained Moogoo, "I cannot let him get a hold of Garpan." Moogoo then left the castle really friggin' fast, so not to fall behind in his search. The Elven king then had a change of heart. He realized that rescuing Garpan was far more important than any land of the Burger King, no matter how many Whoppers he could eat for free. The Elven king prepared to go on a journey to learn what had become of Garpan... At the same time, Moogoo was constantly searching for his fellow demigod. After his encounter with the Elven king, Moogoo decided to ask around to discover the whereabouts of either Garpan or Nazi Tim. He began with the Costco cow, who was being taken away in handcuffs outside of Costco. "I must speak with that cow," Moogoo told the police officer taking the cow away. "I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to do that," said the officer of the law, "this cow's dangerous. He just shot up Costco!" "It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!" yelled the Costco cow. He then leg-dropped the police officer and began to run. Moogoo followed, grabbed the cow and used his flying powers to fly to the haven of the Hubbas of Pat so they could discuss Garpan and the Nazi Tim over chilli cheese dogs. "Where is Garpan?" asked Moogoo. "I don't know," answered the cow, "I saw the disciples earlier who asked the same thing." "Well, do you know if the Nazi Tim is making an effort to find him?" asked Moogoo. "I'm afraid I don't know," said the cow, "but, Rob the frog once talked to him, which few people can say. He would have known better than me, but he's gone off to heaven." "That isn't a problem," said Garpan. Being a demigod, he trancended the material plane and entered heaven. He could see the cops busting the Costco cow in Hubba's down below. He saw Rob the frog. "Rob!" called out Moogoo. Rob excused himself from the many sizzling hot angels that he was with. "Yes, Moogoo." "You have spoken to the Nazi Tim before, have you not?" asked Moogoo. "Why yes," said Rob, "why so?" "Did he ever mention anything about going after Garpan to you?" "Oh no, he would never tell anyone not close to him things like that. He can be antisocial sometimes." "Then who would know?" "Well, the only person close to him I can think of is the grease bird." Moogoo shuddered. He liked not the grease bird. But duty calls, and Moogoo made his way to the lair of the grease bird. "Hello!" she said. "Hi," said Moogoo unenthusiastically "What can I do for you?" "No, I don't want a blowjob, I want to know about the Nazi Tim." "What about him?" "Did he ever mention anything about going after a large, seven foot chinese man named Garpan?" "Yeah, I was supposed to butter his pans one day, but he was busy doing tests on him." Moogoo was shocked. Tim had Garpan! Moogoo quickly found Ed and told him the news. Ed had been searching for Garpan as well. He was equally shocked about this tragic news, but they knew what they had to do. Travel to the lair of the Nazi Tim... |